subtitlecat.com

All language subtitles for Fury.Of.The.Fist.And.The.Golden.Fleece.2018.1080p.WEBRip.x264.AAC-[YTS.MX]

Afrikaans

Akan

Albanian

Amharic

Arabic

Armenian

Azerbaijani

Basque

Belarusian

Bemba

Bengali

Bihari

Bosnian

Breton

Bulgarian

Cambodian

Catalan

Cebuano

Cherokee

Chichewa

Chinese (Simplified)

Chinese (Traditional)

Corsican

Croatian

Czech

Danish

Dutch

English

Esperanto

Estonian

Ewe

Faroese

Filipino

Finnish

French Download

Frisian

Galician

Georgian

German

Greek

Guarani

Gujarati

Haitian Creole

Hausa

Hawaiian

Hebrew

Hindi

Hmong

Hungarian

Icelandic

Igbo

Indonesian

Interlingua

Irish

Italian

Japanese

Javanese

Kannada

Kazakh

Kinyarwanda

Kirundi

Kongo

Korean

Krio (Sierra Leone)

Kurdish

Kurdish (Soranî)

Kyrgyz

Laothian

Latin

Latvian

Lingala

Lithuanian

Lozi

Luganda

Luo

Luxembourgish

Macedonian

Malagasy

Malay

Malayalam

Maltese

Maori

Marathi

Mauritian Creole

Moldavian

Mongolian

Myanmar (Burmese)

Montenegrin

Nepali

Nigerian Pidgin

Northern Sotho

Norwegian

Norwegian (Nynorsk)

Occitan

Oriya

Oromo

Pashto

Persian

Polish

Portuguese (Brazil)

Portuguese (Portugal)

Punjabi

Quechua

Romanian

Romansh

Runyakitara

Russian

Samoan

Scots Gaelic

Serbian

Serbo-Croatian

Sesotho

Setswana

Seychellois Creole

Shona

Sindhi

Sinhalese

Slovak

Slovenian

Somali

Spanish

Spanish (Latin American)

Sundanese

Swahili

Swedish

Tajik

Tamil

Tatar

Telugu

Thai

Tigrinya

Tonga

Tshiluba

Tumbuka

Turkish

Turkmen

Twi

Uighur

Ukrainian

Urdu

Uzbek

Vietnamese

Welsh

Wolof

Xhosa

Yiddish

Yoruba

Zulu

Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:48,489 --> 00:00:52,497 My fellow Americans, thank you for sharing your time with me tonight. 4 00:00:52,497 --> 00:00:54,001 Tonight we're launching an effort 5 00:00:54,001 --> 00:00:57,575 which holds the promise of changing the course of human history. 6 00:00:57,575 --> 00:01:01,081 There will be risks and results take time. 7 00:01:01,081 --> 00:01:02,818 But I believe we can do it. 8 00:02:26,953 --> 00:02:30,828 I heard about a man who carries his own coffin. 9 00:02:31,729 --> 00:02:34,000 He doesn't wear a watch. 10 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,639 He decides what time it is. 11 00:04:07,287 --> 00:04:09,859 You know why they call me Nino Grande? 12 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:36,913 Nino, are you ready for dinner? 13 00:04:55,951 --> 00:04:58,923 -Drop 'em. 14 00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:01,094 No. But Dirty Harry will. 15 00:05:04,434 --> 00:05:06,138 Ay, chinga! 16 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:10,079 I've been looking for the six-fingered man. 17 00:05:10,079 --> 00:05:11,849 What does that make you? 18 00:05:11,849 --> 00:05:13,352 I am Nino Grande! 19 00:05:14,688 --> 00:05:16,324 You bang my sister. 20 00:05:16,324 --> 00:05:19,665 Now! Prepare to die! 21 00:05:25,944 --> 00:05:28,248 Nino Grande, always a foot short. 22 00:05:46,284 --> 00:05:47,988 Adios, muchacho. 23 00:05:49,357 --> 00:05:50,861 You just got Fisted. 24 00:06:28,703 --> 00:06:31,241 This is a stick-up, mofos, put your hands in the air! 25 00:06:32,443 --> 00:06:34,715 We can either do this the easy way... 26 00:06:35,249 --> 00:06:37,955 Or my way. 27 00:06:37,955 --> 00:06:40,326 -I can do it both ways. -Give me everything you've got. 28 00:06:40,326 --> 00:06:43,800 Lollipops, chains, keys, jewels everything. 29 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:46,237 I don't want your dirty ass cash, where's your bling 30 00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:49,511 Spread out! 31 00:06:49,511 --> 00:06:52,116 I want this bitch platinum by morning! 32 00:06:52,116 --> 00:06:53,786 Put your weight on it. 33 00:06:54,521 --> 00:06:56,091 Fools! 34 00:06:56,091 --> 00:07:00,466 Everybody, bow your heads to Superfly. 35 00:07:00,466 --> 00:07:03,171 Your new god. Don't you all know who I am? 36 00:07:03,171 --> 00:07:05,977 -You don't know, that's, that's... 37 00:07:05,977 --> 00:07:09,050 That's the best kung-fu rapper on the planet. 38 00:07:13,025 --> 00:07:16,297 What you looking at, motherfucker, you ain't gonna do-- 39 00:07:19,872 --> 00:07:22,076 What the hell are you doing, Chinaman? 40 00:07:30,059 --> 00:07:31,227 Now put some weight on it! 41 00:07:31,227 --> 00:07:35,102 You ain't nothing but a fake-ass Bruce Lee kung-fu fool! 42 00:07:35,102 --> 00:07:38,008 Hey, don't you la-la's know who I am? 43 00:07:38,008 --> 00:07:39,912 You better ask somebody! 44 00:07:39,912 --> 00:07:42,383 -Superfly motherfuckers! -That's right. 45 00:07:42,383 --> 00:07:44,922 Hey, somebody get this fake 46 00:08:02,591 --> 00:08:05,229 -Superfly motherfuckers! -That's right. 47 00:08:05,229 --> 00:08:07,299 Bow your heads! 48 00:08:07,299 --> 00:08:09,370 And girls, ladies, you with me now! 49 00:08:09,370 --> 00:08:11,074 Take his hat too. 50 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:12,878 What's my name? 51 00:08:12,878 --> 00:08:15,149 -Superfly motherfuckers! 52 00:08:15,149 --> 00:08:17,554 -Superfly motherfuckers! 53 00:08:17,554 --> 00:08:19,892 -Superfly! -Remember... 54 00:08:20,292 --> 00:08:22,229 I'm Superfly! 55 00:08:22,229 --> 00:08:26,471 When you see me coming. Bow your heads! 56 00:08:29,043 --> 00:08:32,316 New York City, 1984. 57 00:08:32,316 --> 00:08:36,124 Ain't nothing like the Disco-funk, free love of the '70s. 58 00:08:36,124 --> 00:08:38,930 Grown men are moving right on back home with mama. 59 00:08:38,930 --> 00:08:41,201 And everybody's on welfare. 60 00:08:41,201 --> 00:08:43,906 With the central planners in full genocidal effect, 61 00:08:43,906 --> 00:08:46,244 this whole city man, needs a hero, 62 00:08:46,244 --> 00:08:50,285 to fight back against the blight, the smack, the crack, the gangs, 63 00:08:50,285 --> 00:08:53,024 the boys in blue, the agents in suits. 64 00:08:53,024 --> 00:08:56,331 And all that trickle down Reaganomics bullshit! 65 00:08:56,331 --> 00:09:00,506 We find our heroes in the most unusual places. 66 00:09:04,013 --> 00:09:06,518 Okay, man, okay. 67 00:09:06,518 --> 00:09:09,190 Goddamn, you like King Kong. 68 00:09:11,528 --> 00:09:13,265 Conyo, wake up, man. 69 00:09:13,265 --> 00:09:16,104 Come on you gotta do your job. 70 00:09:16,104 --> 00:09:18,576 Don't call me conyo, pendejo! You don't even speak Spanish! 71 00:09:18,576 --> 00:09:21,515 I speak everything, what you talking crazy for? 72 00:09:21,515 --> 00:09:24,387 -Dude you want me to call the IRS? -You mean the I-N-S. 73 00:09:24,387 --> 00:09:27,426 Whatever I send your ass back to Guantanamo. 74 00:09:27,426 --> 00:09:30,299 I'm from Mexico, cabron. 75 00:09:30,299 --> 00:09:33,405 What the fuck difference does it make where you're from, 76 00:09:33,405 --> 00:09:35,275 Hector? 77 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:37,346 Did you want me to come, we start over again? 78 00:09:40,118 --> 00:09:42,356 ♪ This eye in the sky You know what I mean ♪ 79 00:09:42,356 --> 00:09:45,462 ♪ Vengeance is mine Yeah, you know how I feel ♪ 80 00:09:56,150 --> 00:09:59,123 ♪ Wipe the self The felt is the birthplace ♪ 81 00:09:59,123 --> 00:10:01,695 ♪ I see the G-O-D In some blackface ♪ 82 00:10:01,695 --> 00:10:04,367 ♪ Zeroes and heroes Fist knew about this ♪ 83 00:10:04,367 --> 00:10:07,139 ♪ Solid ages Flagrant, and they talk shit ♪ 84 00:10:08,542 --> 00:10:10,412 What has the world come to? 85 00:10:11,481 --> 00:10:13,519 What are you gonna do, Fist? 86 00:10:13,519 --> 00:10:16,157 Return to sender. 87 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:19,598 Now you talking, baby! That I like. Keep it coming... 88 00:10:21,434 --> 00:10:23,271 Well, ain't this special. 89 00:10:23,271 --> 00:10:26,411 Okinawa Jackson was wondering when you homos was gonna show up. 90 00:10:26,411 --> 00:10:29,383 Sign says the shop opened 20 minutes ago. 91 00:10:29,383 --> 00:10:33,158 Okay, Jackson. Get a job, man. You know what I saying. I talking to you. 92 00:10:33,158 --> 00:10:36,598 Guapo, that's not funny. You know I got fired from Chuck E Cheese last week. 93 00:10:36,598 --> 00:10:39,336 Is that why you wearing your Mickey Mouse outfit? 94 00:10:39,336 --> 00:10:42,409 Guapo! You know I'm broke, man. Wanna buy me some Chuck's? 95 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:44,714 -No, man. You know what I buy you? 96 00:10:44,714 --> 00:10:47,654 I buy you some Soul Glo in your fro. 97 00:10:47,654 --> 00:10:50,192 Because it looks like you got pelicans in your head, man. 98 00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:54,734 Man, I can't afford a haircut, okay? Hell, I can't afford clippers, shoot! And my rent... 99 00:10:55,736 --> 00:10:58,542 It's too damn high! 100 00:10:58,542 --> 00:11:00,746 You got meet for the week? You gotta order anything from the boss? 101 00:11:00,746 --> 00:11:03,318 I got more beef than you can handle. Okay. 102 00:11:03,318 --> 00:11:05,088 Order up. 103 00:11:05,088 --> 00:11:08,261 Yeah, give Okinawa some water. 104 00:11:08,261 --> 00:11:09,698 Okinawa, you know water costs money, right? 105 00:11:09,698 --> 00:11:12,369 Come on, man. I'm black. I'm hot. 106 00:11:12,369 --> 00:11:14,473 -What's that have to do with you wanting water? -I'm black, I'm hot. 107 00:11:14,473 --> 00:11:18,248 Again, so what? -Black people need water when it's hot. 108 00:11:18,248 --> 00:11:21,087 KGB! What's goin' on wit' ya 109 00:11:21,087 --> 00:11:23,424 How about you hook me up with some of them Soviet bitches. 110 00:11:23,424 --> 00:11:29,203 -Them's the finest honeys ever. -Yes, good. Boss there, must sweep. 111 00:11:29,203 --> 00:11:31,407 Boss What are you talking about, crazy lady? 112 00:11:31,407 --> 00:11:34,146 Remember, boss is always watching. 113 00:11:34,146 --> 00:11:36,150 Listening. Video cameras, 114 00:11:36,150 --> 00:11:38,622 listening devices, everywhere! 115 00:11:38,622 --> 00:11:41,360 He likes to watch. 116 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:43,766 -But you can't get away all day... -Like Soviet Russia. 117 00:11:43,766 --> 00:11:47,674 Shut up! On hay, down by the bay, 118 00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:53,151 all day, on hay, by the bay, 119 00:11:53,151 --> 00:11:56,324 when the kids come to play, 120 00:11:56,324 --> 00:11:58,294 but you can't get away all day, 121 00:11:58,294 --> 00:12:02,336 'cause when the kids come to play, all day on hay, 122 00:12:02,336 --> 00:12:04,373 down by the bay, 123 00:12:04,373 --> 00:12:07,412 when the kids come to play, cause one way, 124 00:12:07,412 --> 00:12:11,187 or another, crime don't pay! 125 00:12:11,187 --> 00:12:14,460 You know what, you know what a hassa is? 126 00:12:14,460 --> 00:12:17,800 It's a pig that don't fly straight. 127 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:21,340 You know that hassa hasn't paid me in two weeks. 128 00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:23,378 -Not a damn thing. 129 00:12:23,378 --> 00:12:24,581 No, he don't pay Willy either. 130 00:12:26,183 --> 00:12:27,820 What you doing, cuckoo bird? 131 00:12:27,820 --> 00:12:30,358 Hey, the loony bin is down that way. 132 00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:31,595 What you need? 133 00:12:31,595 --> 00:12:34,668 I just want you to know, we're being watched. 134 00:12:34,668 --> 00:12:38,542 They're everywhere. They're everywhere. They're everywhere. 135 00:12:38,542 --> 00:12:40,211 People are getting killed... 136 00:12:40,211 --> 00:12:42,449 And I'll have a bagel burger, fries and a Coke. 137 00:12:42,449 --> 00:12:47,225 Willy, let me get a bagel burger with fries, Coke and a Diet Coke for that loony guy. 138 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:49,597 Hey, you don't want that burger. 139 00:12:49,597 --> 00:12:54,306 If I get you a good lawyer, we can sue the government for your crack addiction. 140 00:12:54,306 --> 00:12:58,481 You know that the CIA sells all the cocaine, right, all the crack? 141 00:12:58,481 --> 00:13:00,820 The Drug War's a fraud! 142 00:13:00,820 --> 00:13:02,757 It's a fake, it's a scam! 143 00:13:02,757 --> 00:13:08,635 And don't believe it! You know that CIA! CIA! 144 00:13:08,635 --> 00:13:10,506 Runs all the drugs in this country! 145 00:13:10,506 --> 00:13:13,177 On the planet! It's nonsense. 146 00:13:13,177 --> 00:13:15,616 They made it up so they could take all of our money. 147 00:13:15,616 --> 00:13:20,225 They made it so they can steal our tax money! 148 00:13:20,225 --> 00:13:21,393 Fucking thieves! 149 00:13:23,164 --> 00:13:25,503 I'll just have fries then. 150 00:13:25,503 --> 00:13:26,571 Just the fries. 151 00:13:31,147 --> 00:13:32,215 You know-- 152 00:13:35,823 --> 00:13:39,329 Ho, it's a stick 153 00:13:39,329 --> 00:13:42,637 I don't want nobody to make any kind of fucking noise. 154 00:13:42,637 --> 00:13:45,241 I know you got some money in here. 155 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,914 -Hey, give me your money. -I don't have anything. 156 00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:51,187 You don't have anything, how about you? 157 00:13:51,187 --> 00:13:52,623 There's something wrong with everybody in here, okay! 158 00:13:52,623 --> 00:13:55,529 Manolo, is that you? Manolo... 159 00:13:55,529 --> 00:13:57,098 Primo, what are you doing here, Guapo? 160 00:13:57,098 --> 00:13:59,704 What am I doing, I work at the Bagel Burger. What are you doing here, man? 161 00:13:59,704 --> 00:14:02,409 -Yeah. 162 00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:06,250 Can I talk to you real quick. I'm going through some things, you know. 163 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:09,389 And my food stamps, they don't really buy me anything, 164 00:14:09,389 --> 00:14:10,960 no Coke, nothing. 165 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:17,239 So basically what I was trying to ask you is, if I can rob your restaurant? 166 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:21,915 Ju know what, I don't see nothing. 167 00:14:21,915 --> 00:14:23,685 Ju know, I don't see anything, man. 168 00:14:23,685 --> 00:14:25,823 Guapo, I'm standing right here. 169 00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:27,593 -Manolo. 170 00:14:27,593 --> 00:14:30,431 Manolo, I don't see nothing. 171 00:14:30,431 --> 00:14:32,970 But I am right here! 172 00:14:32,970 --> 00:14:34,641 Manolo, you're not listening, 173 00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,578 I don't see nothing, man, it's okay. 174 00:14:36,578 --> 00:14:39,717 You know, whatever, it's okay, I don't see nothing. 175 00:14:39,717 --> 00:14:42,523 Primo, I am right here! 176 00:14:42,523 --> 00:14:44,493 Manolo, listen to what I say. 177 00:14:44,493 --> 00:14:48,401 I don't see nothing. I can't see ju, ju know. 178 00:14:48,401 --> 00:14:51,708 No eyes on ju. I don't see ju. 179 00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:52,843 Oh! Oh! 180 00:14:52,843 --> 00:14:54,714 It's okay. 181 00:14:54,714 --> 00:14:58,421 Whoa. Let's get it on! Hey, man give me the watch. 182 00:14:58,421 --> 00:15:00,859 -Hey, hey, hey, okay. -Give me your watch. 183 00:15:02,997 --> 00:15:06,671 Listen up, motherfuckers! 184 00:15:06,671 --> 00:15:11,815 In 1462, Nostradamus predicted 185 00:15:11,815 --> 00:15:15,589 that a bad motherfucker would appear upon the land. 186 00:15:15,589 --> 00:15:18,394 The sun will refuse to shine, 187 00:15:18,394 --> 00:15:21,634 and a darkness would fall upon the land. 188 00:15:21,634 --> 00:15:23,471 Today is the day. 189 00:15:23,471 --> 00:15:27,980 Prepare thyself, the Superfly is here! 190 00:15:28,548 --> 00:15:30,251 What's up! 191 00:15:30,251 --> 00:15:32,489 My name is Superfly. 192 00:15:32,489 --> 00:15:33,692 Put the weight on it. 193 00:15:33,692 --> 00:15:36,330 We giving away free 8-tracks for the kids. 194 00:15:36,330 --> 00:15:39,269 But everybody will make a donation, 195 00:15:39,269 --> 00:15:42,342 or I will Suge Knight your ass, okay. 196 00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:43,745 Everybody. 197 00:15:43,745 --> 00:15:45,716 -Even your punk ass. -Yeah! 198 00:15:45,716 --> 00:15:48,387 My name is Superfly! 199 00:15:48,387 --> 00:15:50,291 Superfly! 200 00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:51,961 Everybody empty your pockets! 201 00:15:51,961 --> 00:15:53,532 Listen to the man. 202 00:15:53,532 --> 00:15:54,767 Yeah. 203 00:15:54,767 --> 00:15:56,604 Superfly, motherfuckers! 204 00:16:00,044 --> 00:16:01,614 What is this? 205 00:16:03,084 --> 00:16:04,787 Give me that purse! 206 00:16:04,787 --> 00:16:06,958 What the hell you think you doing? 207 00:16:06,958 --> 00:16:08,728 What are you talking about, man? 208 00:16:08,728 --> 00:16:10,498 This ain't your house no more. 209 00:16:10,498 --> 00:16:13,638 -This is my house. -This is my house, too. 210 00:16:13,638 --> 00:16:16,043 What? You need to go home, play some Nintendo, or do something. 211 00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:18,949 -Be nice, okay. -Hey, do you know who... 212 00:16:20,886 --> 00:16:22,757 Do you know I'm big-head... 213 00:16:22,757 --> 00:16:26,396 Hey, do y'all know big-heads, 214 00:16:26,396 --> 00:16:27,766 fools who I am? 215 00:16:27,766 --> 00:16:29,837 Don't you know who I am? 216 00:16:29,837 --> 00:16:33,979 Okay, just relax. Go home, play some Nintendo. 217 00:16:33,979 --> 00:16:37,452 What you gonna do? 218 00:16:37,452 --> 00:16:38,655 Exactly, that's what I thought. 219 00:16:38,655 --> 00:16:42,897 Hey, everybody, go bum rush this fool. 220 00:16:44,499 --> 00:16:46,370 Whoop this fool! 221 00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:52,048 You wanna do something, okay. 222 00:16:52,048 --> 00:16:54,587 -Puto. 223 00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:10,017 Ana Conda, go beat some ass. 224 00:17:10,953 --> 00:17:12,656 Okay. 225 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,539 You motherfuckers! 226 00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,845 Ana Conda, kick him again! 227 00:17:26,784 --> 00:17:30,024 Like your dad, yeah, that's what I'm talking about, fool. 228 00:17:33,665 --> 00:17:36,971 You know what, on second thought, 229 00:17:36,971 --> 00:17:40,812 I think I'm gonna come back, work on some things. 230 00:17:40,812 --> 00:17:42,816 Take it easy, you know, what you gotta be so grumpy for? 231 00:17:42,816 --> 00:17:46,724 You know, like, I didn't really mean... 232 00:17:46,724 --> 00:17:48,662 Okay, Primo, I see you later, man. 233 00:17:48,662 --> 00:17:52,168 That's what I'm talking about, Ana Conda, just like your pops. 234 00:17:52,168 --> 00:17:53,905 -Hey, ugly. -Hey, ugly! 235 00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:56,711 Hey, ugly. 236 00:17:59,617 --> 00:18:01,587 What the hell you say, fool? 237 00:18:01,587 --> 00:18:02,923 Little Barbie doll. 238 00:18:02,923 --> 00:18:04,961 What the hell you want? 239 00:18:04,961 --> 00:18:09,837 Do we have a problem, Mr. Barbie Doll? 240 00:18:11,039 --> 00:18:13,845 I probably banged your mama, you're probably my child. 241 00:18:13,845 --> 00:18:15,916 You're probably my little big-head baby. 242 00:18:15,916 --> 00:18:17,953 I probably banged your mama, too. 243 00:18:17,953 --> 00:18:19,957 Now get that. 244 00:18:19,957 --> 00:18:22,830 My name is Superfly! 245 00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:30,011 Superfly is dead! 246 00:18:31,781 --> 00:18:33,985 Who the fuck is this? 247 00:18:33,985 --> 00:18:37,125 That's The Fist. 248 00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:40,197 The coolest porn star in the 1970's. 249 00:18:40,197 --> 00:18:43,638 The hair of his hair, in the wind of the air, 250 00:18:43,638 --> 00:18:45,842 blows through his luscious locks. 251 00:18:46,711 --> 00:18:48,013 But where's your cucumber? 252 00:18:48,013 --> 00:18:51,053 You know what happened in the '80s the AIDS came, bitch! 253 00:18:51,721 --> 00:18:52,790 Attack! 254 00:19:14,199 --> 00:19:16,571 Get out of my kitchen, what are you doing in my kitchen? 255 00:19:18,106 --> 00:19:19,944 See what you got now? 256 00:19:49,002 --> 00:19:50,939 Payback, sucker! Solid. 257 00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:53,711 Let's go. 258 00:19:53,711 --> 00:19:56,684 ♪ Come on! Ugh! Yeah! ♪ 259 00:19:57,586 --> 00:19:59,088 ♪ Get into me ♪ 260 00:19:59,088 --> 00:20:06,036 So, you're trying to tell OJ that that's The Fist. 261 00:20:07,305 --> 00:20:10,545 As in Enter The Fist? 262 00:20:11,046 --> 00:20:13,183 Fist of Bangarian. 263 00:20:13,885 --> 00:20:17,659 Fist or Be Fisted! 264 00:20:17,659 --> 00:20:19,028 Yeah, man. 265 00:20:19,028 --> 00:20:24,607 That guy, he was the number one porno star in all the universe, 266 00:20:24,607 --> 00:20:26,343 better than the Kardashian lady. 267 00:20:26,343 --> 00:20:28,748 Much better. Better looking, you know what I'm saying. 268 00:20:28,748 --> 00:20:31,721 Guapo, do I look gullible? 269 00:20:31,721 --> 00:20:34,793 What color is my skin? Come on. 270 00:20:34,793 --> 00:20:37,666 That's a silly question, man, ju black as night, 271 00:20:37,666 --> 00:20:39,803 like a panther, in the darkness. 272 00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:42,976 That's right! That means I don't believe the president. 273 00:20:42,976 --> 00:20:44,412 I do believe the judge. 274 00:20:44,412 --> 00:20:49,022 And I don't believe that no millionaire works at a bagel shops. 275 00:20:49,022 --> 00:20:50,925 I don't believe it. How can he work here? 276 00:20:51,961 --> 00:20:54,165 Ju know, once upon a time 277 00:20:54,165 --> 00:20:58,340 he used to be a normal guy like ju and me. 278 00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:02,749 -Normal. Like ju and I. 279 00:21:02,749 --> 00:21:05,120 -Like me and ju. 280 00:21:06,289 --> 00:21:07,491 Normal. 281 00:21:07,491 --> 00:21:10,799 Like he clocked in at nine o'clock and got off at five. 282 00:21:10,799 --> 00:21:13,036 Like ju and me. 283 00:21:13,036 --> 00:21:15,742 Like his check was only $150. 284 00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:18,113 -Like I and you. -Normal. 285 00:21:18,113 --> 00:21:21,019 Normal. Like this was guy just a normal guy like me and ju. 286 00:21:22,856 --> 00:21:25,160 -That's pretty damn normal. -He was normal, man. 287 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:27,666 Normal, you know, like me and you. 288 00:21:27,666 --> 00:21:30,805 He's more normal than-- 289 00:21:30,805 --> 00:21:33,143 No, not more normal, just normal. 290 00:21:33,143 --> 00:21:36,049 Like you're normal. I normal. 291 00:21:36,049 --> 00:21:38,921 Me and you. You and I. We're normal. 292 00:21:38,921 --> 00:21:41,359 And he was normal normal? Or he was just normal. 293 00:21:41,359 --> 00:21:42,562 He was just normal. 294 00:21:42,562 --> 00:21:45,334 -One day, yeah, normal guy. 295 00:21:45,969 --> 00:21:47,873 One normal? 296 00:21:47,873 --> 00:21:50,210 What you mean one normal, there's only one fucking normal, 297 00:21:50,210 --> 00:21:51,479 how much more normal can you get? 298 00:21:51,479 --> 00:21:53,851 Well you said normal like four times, I got a little confused. 299 00:21:53,851 --> 00:21:56,089 He was a normal guy. He was a fucking normal guy. 300 00:21:56,089 --> 00:21:59,195 Okay, well, he's normal, I get it, I think. 301 00:21:59,195 --> 00:22:02,434 -Just look at the fucking flashback. -Okay. 302 00:22:02,434 --> 00:22:05,875 Well I really had a great time with you Chastity. 303 00:22:05,875 --> 00:22:07,478 I'd like to take you out again sometime. 304 00:22:07,478 --> 00:22:10,083 -Yeah. Whatever. -Great, great! 305 00:22:16,730 --> 00:22:18,333 My, not on the lips! 306 00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:24,713 Come, witch. 307 00:22:25,380 --> 00:22:28,220 Time to make a movie. 308 00:22:29,823 --> 00:22:30,859 Could you hold this for me. 309 00:22:34,298 --> 00:22:40,912 Yes, yes, one bitch, two bitches... 310 00:22:40,912 --> 00:22:45,153 three bitch, four bitch. 311 00:22:46,790 --> 00:22:49,863 What, you've never seen a real pimp before? 312 00:22:49,863 --> 00:22:54,740 Money makes the world go round, but bitches make the money! 313 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:58,380 Limp dick. 314 00:22:58,380 --> 00:23:00,752 Let's go, bitches. 315 00:23:00,752 --> 00:23:04,325 Let's go make some money. 316 00:23:15,213 --> 00:23:18,053 He couldn't even get action from an action figure, this guy. 317 00:23:18,053 --> 00:23:21,459 That's when he found the fleece. 318 00:23:21,459 --> 00:23:25,200 Flees 319 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:28,073 No man, fleece. Fleece. 320 00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:33,985 Don't know what you're saying. Fees or flees? 321 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,924 Fleece, man. Okay? 322 00:23:36,924 --> 00:23:39,161 Fleece, like the golden fleece. A fucking jacket. 323 00:23:39,161 --> 00:23:42,368 You know what I'm saying. Like you wear a fucking jacket, a fleece. 324 00:24:06,315 --> 00:24:09,790 Sometimes, a man can't take it anymore. 325 00:24:09,790 --> 00:24:15,000 Then the man's got to stand up and say, get out of my way, my time has come. 326 00:24:15,802 --> 00:24:17,906 And I'm coming with it. 327 00:25:09,843 --> 00:25:13,918 So that's, you know, 328 00:25:13,918 --> 00:25:15,888 that's when The Fist started doing shit, you know, 329 00:25:15,888 --> 00:25:19,529 slaying bitches left and right. 330 00:25:19,529 --> 00:25:23,504 Then he lost his mojo, man, he lost the fleece. 331 00:25:25,006 --> 00:25:28,146 He lost the fleece? -He lost the fleece. 332 00:25:28,146 --> 00:25:30,918 Damn, who stole it? 333 00:25:30,918 --> 00:25:34,593 Nobody knows why or how or who. 334 00:25:34,593 --> 00:25:39,001 But he lost his mojo, like, you know, and I said, 335 00:25:39,001 --> 00:25:42,374 "Fist, I wanna see ju bang!" I like to watch him bang, ju know. 336 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,613 He said, "No, I don't want to bang these whores no more 337 00:25:44,613 --> 00:25:47,150 because they're whores, you know." 338 00:25:47,150 --> 00:25:50,290 Horse like in Seabiscuit? 339 00:25:51,225 --> 00:25:53,229 No, man, whores. 340 00:25:53,229 --> 00:25:56,369 Like the horses that run around the track, horses? 341 00:25:56,369 --> 00:25:58,172 What the fuck ju talking, whores, man! 342 00:25:58,172 --> 00:25:59,909 Horse like Mr. Ed horse? 343 00:25:59,909 --> 00:26:04,051 No, man, whores like putas, like whores putas. Ju know what I'm saying? 344 00:26:04,051 --> 00:26:06,489 -Oh, you mean whores! -Whores! Man. Whores! 345 00:26:06,489 --> 00:26:08,159 That accent, man. 346 00:26:08,159 --> 00:26:10,497 Whores! Like listen to me, 347 00:26:10,497 --> 00:26:15,440 ju get one guy to bang twelve women in one night, this is torture. 348 00:26:16,309 --> 00:26:20,283 But if you get one womans 349 00:26:20,283 --> 00:26:25,126 to bang twelve mens in one night, 350 00:26:25,126 --> 00:26:26,329 that's puro. 351 00:26:26,329 --> 00:26:29,669 Now ju talking my language, all night she do that shit. 352 00:26:29,669 --> 00:26:35,347 The Fist, he stopped the porn, and he say to me, 353 00:26:35,347 --> 00:26:38,186 "I want to find the one." 354 00:26:38,186 --> 00:26:41,092 The one what 355 00:26:41,092 --> 00:26:42,528 The one. He said the one. 356 00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:52,147 Watch where you're going. 357 00:26:54,284 --> 00:26:57,391 -I'm not a kid! Chewbaca! 358 00:27:01,365 --> 00:27:03,604 ♪ Yeah, get this! ♪ 359 00:27:03,604 --> 00:27:06,375 ♪ Europeans lying in the Baltic ♪ 360 00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:09,314 ♪ Freedom be done Yeah, you trot this ♪ 361 00:27:09,314 --> 00:27:11,052 ♪ Dumb down the culture... ♪ 362 00:27:14,559 --> 00:27:16,495 Whoo. Whoo. 363 00:27:19,636 --> 00:27:21,973 But Master Duck Suck Song, 364 00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:24,378 I've been studying here for 10 years 365 00:27:24,378 --> 00:27:26,550 and I still don't even know how to defend myself. 366 00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:31,358 Like two mirrors facing each other, 367 00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:35,534 great truths are secret even unto themselves. 368 00:27:36,503 --> 00:27:38,473 And to you. 369 00:27:38,473 --> 00:27:41,378 But Sifu, I thought I was learning 370 00:27:41,378 --> 00:27:43,717 the secret art of Mu Shu. 371 00:27:43,717 --> 00:27:46,322 On the good foot! Come on. 372 00:27:46,322 --> 00:27:49,194 Padawan, there is no Mu Shu style. 373 00:27:49,629 --> 00:27:52,200 Sifu. 374 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:55,340 This may look like a traditional Panther Fu dojo, 375 00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:57,612 but I am running a political intelligence operation 376 00:27:57,612 --> 00:27:59,749 against the United States government. 377 00:27:59,749 --> 00:28:01,586 We're starting a rebellion 378 00:28:01,586 --> 00:28:04,792 against the evil aliens that run this world. 379 00:28:04,792 --> 00:28:07,030 -But for that, 380 00:28:07,030 --> 00:28:09,401 I need martial artists who can think. 381 00:28:13,577 --> 00:28:14,979 Sun Tzu says, 382 00:28:14,979 --> 00:28:16,650 thinking is a revolutionary act. 383 00:28:17,652 --> 00:28:19,221 If you have an idea, kill it. 384 00:28:20,223 --> 00:28:22,460 If it comes back, aim for the head. 385 00:28:23,429 --> 00:28:24,566 If it does not die, 386 00:28:24,566 --> 00:28:26,368 deploy it against your enemies. 387 00:28:26,368 --> 00:28:28,640 Oh, Master. 388 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:32,147 Is that the secret of all martial arts? 389 00:28:32,147 --> 00:28:35,353 Hear me now, understand me later. 390 00:28:36,790 --> 00:28:40,396 Hey, Jackson, welcome to the Duck Suck Song dojo. 391 00:28:40,396 --> 00:28:42,100 You know, you can sign up with my wife 392 00:28:42,100 --> 00:28:44,071 and then come back with your black leather gloves. 393 00:28:44,071 --> 00:28:47,712 Solid! OJ's gonna go get that look. 394 00:28:47,712 --> 00:28:49,749 Just you wait and see, suckas. 395 00:28:51,686 --> 00:28:54,257 Thunderfoot! 396 00:28:54,257 --> 00:28:56,596 Lighting Leg! 397 00:28:56,596 --> 00:28:58,132 -Offense. -Defense. 398 00:28:58,132 --> 00:28:59,234 Special Teams. 399 00:29:00,236 --> 00:29:03,109 Oh! It's good. 400 00:29:03,109 --> 00:29:04,579 Ugh. You're in some big trouble, boys. 401 00:29:04,579 --> 00:29:06,281 We like big trouble here in Chinatown. 402 00:29:06,281 --> 00:29:08,587 Yeah? Well, you put away our tax collector. 403 00:29:08,587 --> 00:29:10,658 What ju talking about taxes, man? 404 00:29:10,658 --> 00:29:12,795 We don't pay no stinking taxes. 405 00:29:12,795 --> 00:29:14,464 What do we look like, baggage handlers? 406 00:29:14,464 --> 00:29:16,035 You torched Superfly's ass. 407 00:29:16,035 --> 00:29:17,370 You wiped away his street cred. 408 00:29:17,370 --> 00:29:18,640 You tied up our income for a day. 409 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:21,178 Thunderfoot is gonna kick your thunder ass 410 00:29:21,178 --> 00:29:22,815 back to that candy-land you came from. 411 00:29:22,815 --> 00:29:25,721 And Lighting Leg is gonna wipe your ass back to the past, McFly. 412 00:29:25,721 --> 00:29:28,359 Ju know what a hassa is, Frank? 413 00:29:28,359 --> 00:29:31,432 It's a pig that don't fly straight. 414 00:29:31,432 --> 00:29:33,704 You already said that line. 415 00:29:33,704 --> 00:29:36,275 These suckers are intense, man. 416 00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:38,446 More like past tense. 417 00:29:45,561 --> 00:29:48,466 You'll be paying my taxes by the end of the year, Mr. Duck Sucks! 418 00:29:48,466 --> 00:29:50,369 Oh, you'll take it out of your ass. 419 00:29:50,369 --> 00:29:52,440 -Thunderstruck! -Whooping Crane! 420 00:29:55,313 --> 00:29:57,585 Super Mario Brothers! 421 00:30:32,487 --> 00:30:34,926 Leprechaun style wins. 422 00:30:38,733 --> 00:30:40,369 Who sent you? 423 00:30:40,369 --> 00:30:44,444 You're making a mistake. 424 00:30:44,444 --> 00:30:46,616 Big mistake. 425 00:30:46,616 --> 00:30:49,755 Mistake's the first word my mama said to me. 426 00:30:49,755 --> 00:30:51,559 Now who sent you! 427 00:31:00,009 --> 00:31:02,413 Hey, Willy. You don't got a TV at home? 428 00:31:02,413 --> 00:31:04,519 Even my family in Mexico got a TV. 429 00:31:04,519 --> 00:31:06,856 And I bet it took all 15 of your brothers and sisters 430 00:31:06,856 --> 00:31:09,194 to pay for it, too, Nacho. 431 00:31:09,194 --> 00:31:12,835 You see this? They might as well call it toilet paper. 432 00:31:12,835 --> 00:31:15,373 It ain't money. It's a Fed note. 433 00:31:15,373 --> 00:31:17,343 And it says, "I owe you"! 434 00:31:17,343 --> 00:31:20,216 So you stick it! Garbage! 435 00:31:23,355 --> 00:31:26,562 This is my living room here! I'm living here, people! 436 00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:51,512 Oh, yeah. 437 00:31:51,512 --> 00:31:52,848 -Yeah. -Whoo. 438 00:31:52,848 --> 00:31:54,417 Here we go, baby. 439 00:31:56,522 --> 00:31:57,925 Looks like a dead end, baby. 440 00:31:59,962 --> 00:32:02,768 We got you dead to rights. 441 00:32:02,768 --> 00:32:04,739 The only way you're walking out of here 442 00:32:04,739 --> 00:32:06,274 is with the walking dead. 443 00:32:06,642 --> 00:32:08,312 Yeah. 444 00:32:08,312 --> 00:32:09,882 Aw, you must be tired. 445 00:32:09,882 --> 00:32:14,558 Let me guess, I've been running through your head all day. 446 00:32:14,558 --> 00:32:15,794 How'd you know that? 447 00:32:15,794 --> 00:32:18,032 So where's Superfly to save your skinny ass? 448 00:32:18,032 --> 00:32:19,668 I don't need no Superfly 449 00:32:19,668 --> 00:32:21,606 to save my ass from you, Ponyboy. 450 00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:22,908 Ohh! 451 00:32:22,908 --> 00:32:25,947 Okay, whoa! Here's the deal! 452 00:32:25,947 --> 00:32:29,955 You can join our gang, and serve me 453 00:32:29,955 --> 00:32:33,462 -on both knees. 454 00:32:36,669 --> 00:32:39,642 Oh, on your broken knees? 455 00:32:40,811 --> 00:32:44,685 Whoa. Whoo. What? What did she say? 456 00:32:46,956 --> 00:32:49,795 You look like the Boys of Summer. 457 00:32:49,795 --> 00:32:51,431 Too bad summer's over. 458 00:32:52,701 --> 00:32:54,337 Keep walking... 459 00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:58,780 if you want to keep that look, pretty boy. 460 00:32:59,648 --> 00:33:02,120 You know something funny? 461 00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:04,625 I used to fuck guys like you in prison. 462 00:33:07,531 --> 00:33:09,635 What were you in the slammer for? 463 00:33:09,635 --> 00:33:11,739 Playing my guitar too loud! 464 00:33:31,411 --> 00:33:32,848 Better call the dentist. 465 00:33:38,392 --> 00:33:39,695 Drop 'em. 466 00:33:44,738 --> 00:33:46,776 Where you going, runaway? 467 00:33:46,776 --> 00:33:49,113 Looks like you're cruisin' for a bruisin'. 468 00:33:49,113 --> 00:33:51,819 I'm looking for a She-Ra to my He-Man. 469 00:33:51,819 --> 00:33:53,823 I'm pretty sure She-Ra was his sister 470 00:33:53,823 --> 00:33:55,527 and He-Man is gay. 471 00:33:56,929 --> 00:33:59,635 Don't talk about He-Man like that. 472 00:33:59,635 --> 00:34:01,471 Listen, you, I'm a witch from hell, 473 00:34:01,471 --> 00:34:04,444 and you better not forget it, creep. 474 00:34:04,444 --> 00:34:06,081 I come from hell. 475 00:34:06,081 --> 00:34:09,622 So when you go back, tell Nicky, como estas? 476 00:34:09,622 --> 00:34:12,126 Hey, Fist, come on, man, what you doing? Let's go. 477 00:34:12,126 --> 00:34:13,997 He's trying to bang something. 478 00:34:17,671 --> 00:34:19,875 Watch it, don't step on his teeth. 479 00:34:19,875 --> 00:34:22,848 When the wanna-be gangster Superfly got wasted, 480 00:34:22,848 --> 00:34:25,620 his two crazy-ass white boy bosses disrespected 481 00:34:25,620 --> 00:34:27,958 the Duck Suck Song dojo looking to collect. 482 00:34:27,958 --> 00:34:29,995 After handing them back their asses, 483 00:34:29,995 --> 00:34:32,634 Fist and friends are on a retaliation train 484 00:34:32,634 --> 00:34:34,738 headed for the next boss in line. 485 00:34:34,738 --> 00:34:36,742 'Cause you know what, we all got one. 486 00:34:36,742 --> 00:34:41,852 Someone's gotta pay. Someone always pays. 487 00:34:41,852 --> 00:34:44,190 Service in this place is terrible. 488 00:34:44,190 --> 00:34:45,894 Who picked this joint? 489 00:34:45,894 --> 00:34:47,463 So what's your name, kid? 490 00:34:48,031 --> 00:34:49,500 Ana. 491 00:34:51,539 --> 00:34:53,643 Ana Conda. 492 00:34:53,643 --> 00:34:56,549 I always wanted to hunt an anaconda. 493 00:34:56,549 --> 00:34:58,653 See what it feels like to get swallowed. 494 00:34:58,653 --> 00:35:00,557 I'd rather kill myself. 495 00:35:01,859 --> 00:35:03,228 Where you from? 496 00:35:03,228 --> 00:35:05,466 Wrong side of the tracks. 497 00:35:05,466 --> 00:35:08,071 That why you got caught up with Superfly, 498 00:35:08,071 --> 00:35:10,109 trying to get even with the game? 499 00:35:10,109 --> 00:35:12,514 He promised me a record deal. 500 00:35:12,514 --> 00:35:13,950 You sing the blues? 501 00:35:13,950 --> 00:35:17,824 No, I'm always happy! 502 00:35:17,824 --> 00:35:19,695 What's the 411? 503 00:35:19,695 --> 00:35:22,199 Aren't you, like, some sort of has 504 00:35:22,199 --> 00:35:24,003 Why do you even work at a bagel shop? 505 00:35:24,003 --> 00:35:25,807 I don't work at a bagel shop. 506 00:35:25,807 --> 00:35:27,978 I'm waiting for the night train. 507 00:35:27,978 --> 00:35:29,815 Night train to what? 508 00:35:29,815 --> 00:35:31,585 To get my groove back. 509 00:35:31,585 --> 00:35:33,756 I think you might need some silverware or something. 510 00:35:33,756 --> 00:35:35,794 A fork, I need a fork. That's it. 511 00:35:35,794 --> 00:35:38,699 Waiter, bring me a fork. 512 00:35:38,699 --> 00:35:41,672 Chica, why you dating this monkey? 513 00:35:41,672 --> 00:35:45,245 Monkey Oh, I always wanted a monkey as a pet. 514 00:35:47,483 --> 00:35:49,621 Did you know that I'm Willy's date? 515 00:35:49,621 --> 00:35:55,132 Listen to me, ju can pet my monkey anytime. 516 00:35:55,132 --> 00:35:57,771 -Anytime. 517 00:35:57,771 --> 00:35:59,741 Wow. 518 00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:01,612 Are you really El Guapo? 519 00:36:01,612 --> 00:36:04,283 And is he really The Fist? 520 00:36:04,283 --> 00:36:06,989 Do you wanna know why they call him The Fist? 521 00:36:06,989 --> 00:36:08,559 I've always wondered. 522 00:36:08,559 --> 00:36:12,601 Because he puts it all the way in. 523 00:36:12,601 --> 00:36:16,007 Wow. That's crazy. 524 00:36:17,577 --> 00:36:21,484 I think Thunderfoot was right. Chinese Boss is here. 525 00:36:23,488 --> 00:36:27,163 It smells like acrylic and gold nail polish. 526 00:36:27,163 --> 00:36:29,066 You know why gold is so expensive? 527 00:36:29,066 --> 00:36:32,774 'Cause a dollar in gold is always worth a dollar in gold! 528 00:36:32,774 --> 00:36:35,847 Sir. You make too much noise. 529 00:36:35,847 --> 00:36:37,784 It's no good for business. 530 00:36:38,786 --> 00:36:41,124 Well, excuse me, Ching-chong-chung. 531 00:36:42,627 --> 00:36:45,065 Last I heard this is a free country. 532 00:36:45,065 --> 00:36:46,936 All except for the Federal Reserve 533 00:36:46,936 --> 00:36:49,173 which has enslaved the people since like 1917 534 00:36:49,173 --> 00:36:52,179 when Paul Warburg pulled this bullshit out on Jekyll Island 535 00:36:52,179 --> 00:36:54,317 and enslaved the United States citizenry. 536 00:36:54,317 --> 00:36:56,855 All the people in America are slaves. 537 00:36:56,855 --> 00:36:59,995 And now we don't even know what a dollar is, 538 00:36:59,995 --> 00:37:02,667 it's just a worthless piece of paper with shit ink on it, 539 00:37:02,667 --> 00:37:04,337 and you can't even buy a chopstick 540 00:37:04,337 --> 00:37:06,040 which, which will poke your eye out 541 00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:08,980 because tuna's cud, watching the world go by, 542 00:37:08,980 --> 00:37:12,887 while the Chinese come in here and rape and pillage. 543 00:37:12,887 --> 00:37:15,827 They're planning on raping for the next thousand years. 544 00:37:15,827 --> 00:37:17,998 It's like this whole national debt thing, 545 00:37:17,998 --> 00:37:19,701 there's no such thing as a national debt. 546 00:37:19,701 --> 00:37:22,607 It's a fraud. It's a bunch of nonsense 547 00:37:22,607 --> 00:37:24,043 because it's worth nothing. 548 00:37:24,043 --> 00:37:27,917 And this is worth as much as a fucking dollar! 549 00:37:27,917 --> 00:37:30,657 There's just completely worthless shit. 550 00:37:31,759 --> 00:37:34,063 And we can do anything we want! You understand? 551 00:37:34,063 --> 00:37:35,833 We are the United States of America. 552 00:37:35,833 --> 00:37:37,570 We are the greatest nation in the world! 553 00:37:37,570 --> 00:37:40,610 And you are a bunch of Chinese-eating 554 00:37:40,610 --> 00:37:42,681 Long Duk Dong, plum sauce. 555 00:37:43,783 --> 00:37:46,054 You got these fake ducks, rubber ducks, 556 00:37:46,054 --> 00:37:48,592 their fake dildos, get these commies out of here! 557 00:37:48,592 --> 00:37:50,697 Next thing you know, we'll have these commies 558 00:37:50,697 --> 00:37:54,070 selling their stuff all over our biggest stores in our country, 559 00:37:54,070 --> 00:37:57,610 enslaving the hard-working man! 560 00:37:57,610 --> 00:38:00,750 OJ wants some Chinese spare ribs, Jack. 561 00:38:00,750 --> 00:38:02,687 -Yeah. 562 00:38:02,687 --> 00:38:04,190 I like 'em charred. 563 00:38:04,190 --> 00:38:09,100 No ribs! You go now. Now, go! 564 00:38:11,304 --> 00:38:15,011 No. I stay. You go! 565 00:38:16,615 --> 00:38:17,851 Take a seat. 566 00:39:07,082 --> 00:39:09,888 This is the worst date ever. 567 00:40:17,322 --> 00:40:18,424 The fuck are you doing, boy? 568 00:40:29,246 --> 00:40:30,448 Jew Fu! 569 00:40:30,448 --> 00:40:31,852 Jew what? 570 00:40:36,995 --> 00:40:38,164 Ju on this. 571 00:40:42,005 --> 00:40:43,107 Boss. 572 00:40:45,011 --> 00:40:47,449 Yeah. 573 00:40:47,449 --> 00:40:50,422 Yeah! 574 00:40:50,422 --> 00:40:53,529 Everybody, take it easy. 575 00:40:53,529 --> 00:40:55,465 I'll take it anyway I can get it. 576 00:40:59,073 --> 00:41:01,444 Wait. Ju the Chinese Boss? 577 00:41:03,014 --> 00:41:05,418 That's the last time you call me a Jew. 578 00:41:05,418 --> 00:41:06,822 I'm Armenian! 579 00:41:06,822 --> 00:41:08,625 Ju da boss at the bagel shop, too, that's what I'm saying. 580 00:41:08,625 --> 00:41:09,961 -Ju the boss... -Yeah, I saw, too. 581 00:41:09,961 --> 00:41:11,565 He runs both operations. 582 00:41:11,565 --> 00:41:13,367 He's the Armenian mob's connection 583 00:41:13,367 --> 00:41:14,504 to the Chinese mafia. 584 00:41:14,504 --> 00:41:16,942 -Okay. Okay. 585 00:41:16,942 --> 00:41:18,311 Charlie Chan? 586 00:41:18,311 --> 00:41:21,150 Somebody's gotta pay for the damage you did. 587 00:41:21,150 --> 00:41:22,319 Listen up, Boss, 588 00:41:22,319 --> 00:41:25,593 you got problems with me, you can take it to the shop, 589 00:41:25,593 --> 00:41:27,195 the chop shop. 590 00:41:27,195 --> 00:41:29,901 Well, here's the deal. 591 00:41:29,901 --> 00:41:32,607 Your Scooby Gang is not gonna interfere 592 00:41:32,607 --> 00:41:35,546 with my street racket anymore. 593 00:41:35,546 --> 00:41:36,948 Don't get upset, honey. 594 00:41:36,948 --> 00:41:38,519 You want a chair? 595 00:41:38,519 --> 00:41:40,455 I got one right here that can fly. 596 00:41:40,455 --> 00:41:42,459 And it's powered by a can of whoop ass. 597 00:41:42,459 --> 00:41:45,098 I'm the boss! What do you think you're doing? 598 00:41:50,543 --> 00:41:53,114 Whoo, you know, sometimes, man, 599 00:41:53,114 --> 00:41:54,316 that spicy kung fu chicken 600 00:41:54,316 --> 00:41:56,253 can give you hot wings to crush your boss 601 00:41:56,253 --> 00:41:57,289 like a Coke can. 602 00:41:57,289 --> 00:41:59,627 But even a boss is just a dealer in this game. 603 00:41:59,627 --> 00:42:02,567 So Fist and his friends gotta look further down the supply chain 604 00:42:02,567 --> 00:42:04,537 if they're gonna find the real gangsters in this town. 605 00:42:04,537 --> 00:42:07,075 For real. You know what I mean? 606 00:42:07,075 --> 00:42:09,246 Hey, man, what you doing back there, be careful. 607 00:42:09,246 --> 00:42:10,315 This is the boss' car. 608 00:42:10,315 --> 00:42:12,085 Oh man, shut up, jack. 609 00:42:12,085 --> 00:42:15,325 Okinawa says that Fist should've banged Willy's date! 610 00:42:15,325 --> 00:42:17,964 Man, this guy hasn't banged anything since the '70s. 611 00:42:17,964 --> 00:42:19,499 Look at him. Ju know what, 612 00:42:19,499 --> 00:42:22,272 Okinawa, that's why ju gotta keep your balls sharp. 613 00:42:22,272 --> 00:42:23,909 Okay, oh, look at this one! 614 00:42:23,909 --> 00:42:26,581 Hey, little lady! Ju wanna ride my love machine? 615 00:42:26,581 --> 00:42:28,552 Okay. 616 00:42:28,552 --> 00:42:31,056 I got your machine, man. What's up, man. 617 00:42:31,056 --> 00:42:32,325 Are you a cop? 618 00:42:32,325 --> 00:42:34,363 Are you a narc? What you doing man? 619 00:42:34,363 --> 00:42:35,532 What do you mean what am I doing here, man? 620 00:42:35,532 --> 00:42:37,637 You know I was coming. I was supposed to be here, man. 621 00:42:37,637 --> 00:42:40,141 Hey, guess what? Chinese restaurant closed. 622 00:42:40,141 --> 00:42:41,945 Which way to Brooklyn? 623 00:42:41,945 --> 00:42:45,084 Hey, man, Okinawa think this man is fruity pebbles. 624 00:42:45,084 --> 00:42:47,155 I am Hong Kong 8. 625 00:42:47,155 --> 00:42:51,063 We the 8, the Hong Kong 8. I'm on a rendezvous with my group, 626 00:42:51,063 --> 00:42:53,669 the 55 Brooklyn Crew, you understand? 627 00:42:53,669 --> 00:42:56,508 I don't know what you're talking about, but Brooklyn's back that way. 628 00:42:56,508 --> 00:42:57,777 You will. 629 00:42:57,777 --> 00:43:00,315 I believe in The Fist. You understand what I'm saying? 630 00:43:00,315 --> 00:43:01,651 I know you, man. 631 00:43:01,651 --> 00:43:04,489 I want the tiger's eye. I will trade you the fleece for it. 632 00:43:04,489 --> 00:43:05,959 Did he say gold fleece? 633 00:43:05,959 --> 00:43:07,228 That's what I said, man. 634 00:43:07,228 --> 00:43:09,667 Man, what are you two turkeys jiving at? 635 00:43:09,667 --> 00:43:11,337 Argonaut's got it, 'cause war's coming. 636 00:43:11,337 --> 00:43:12,506 What war? 637 00:43:12,506 --> 00:43:14,343 We don't got no tiger's eye. 638 00:43:14,343 --> 00:43:15,579 I don't know what you're saying, man. 639 00:43:15,579 --> 00:43:17,583 You will. And you know why? 640 00:43:17,583 --> 00:43:20,388 Because I believe in The Fist. 641 00:43:20,388 --> 00:43:23,662 The 55th Infantry, Brooklyn, got your back. 642 00:43:24,496 --> 00:43:25,599 Hong Kong 8. 643 00:43:25,599 --> 00:43:27,068 Hong Kong 8. 644 00:43:28,170 --> 00:43:29,507 We got your back. 645 00:43:31,009 --> 00:43:32,312 Man, that dude is crazy. 646 00:43:32,312 --> 00:43:34,182 He holding up traffic for us. 647 00:43:34,182 --> 00:43:36,320 He's not crazy. He'll be back. 648 00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,057 So, uh, we're going to Brooklyn? 649 00:43:38,057 --> 00:43:40,027 No, man, what you talking crazy? 650 00:43:40,027 --> 00:43:42,465 The Chinese boss says he works for The Albanian. 651 00:43:42,465 --> 00:43:44,302 Which means we gotta find The Albanian. 652 00:43:44,302 --> 00:43:45,606 What Chinese boss? 653 00:43:45,606 --> 00:43:47,375 The ol' Jewish crippled guy. 654 00:43:47,375 --> 00:43:48,578 And who's Albanian? 655 00:43:48,578 --> 00:43:50,749 Ugh. If I knew that, chico, I wouldn't be black. 656 00:43:50,749 --> 00:43:54,089 Albanian? I know that scumbag. 657 00:43:54,089 --> 00:43:56,193 He puts all the creases on the comic books. 658 00:43:56,193 --> 00:43:58,532 Messes the whole things up! I hate the guy! 659 00:43:58,532 --> 00:44:01,571 Willy, what, I thought your ass was dead as an ass. 660 00:44:01,571 --> 00:44:03,608 Must've been somebody that looked like me. 661 00:44:03,608 --> 00:44:05,546 I had to take my girlfriend home. 662 00:44:05,546 --> 00:44:06,748 Rule number one, 663 00:44:06,748 --> 00:44:09,319 a man don't die till he pays the reaper. 664 00:44:09,319 --> 00:44:11,223 Someone's always gotta pay. 665 00:44:11,223 --> 00:44:12,726 Just drive. 666 00:44:12,726 --> 00:44:14,530 I gotta catch the red eye. 667 00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:27,690 The spider web 668 00:44:27,690 --> 00:44:31,631 is almost like you're a spider. 669 00:44:31,631 --> 00:44:32,967 Nice shirt. 670 00:44:33,367 --> 00:44:34,971 Beach boys, man. 671 00:44:37,008 --> 00:44:38,545 You know what? 672 00:44:38,545 --> 00:44:40,281 I just remembered. 673 00:44:40,281 --> 00:44:42,151 What was your name again? 674 00:44:42,586 --> 00:44:43,655 Sugar. 675 00:44:44,757 --> 00:44:46,628 Sugar. 676 00:44:46,628 --> 00:44:48,497 -I love the sugar. 677 00:44:48,497 --> 00:44:50,034 May I 678 00:44:50,401 --> 00:44:51,804 Oh. 679 00:44:51,804 --> 00:44:53,107 Oh, my. 680 00:44:53,107 --> 00:44:54,610 I love the sugar. 681 00:44:54,610 --> 00:44:56,046 Oh. 682 00:44:56,046 --> 00:44:58,484 We do this with the leg, like this. 683 00:44:58,484 --> 00:45:02,492 In my country this is called Kun-un-a. 684 00:45:02,492 --> 00:45:03,628 Oh, what? 685 00:45:03,628 --> 00:45:05,431 Makes no sense. 686 00:45:05,431 --> 00:45:07,168 -But just do it. 687 00:45:08,538 --> 00:45:10,341 We go like this. 688 00:45:20,194 --> 00:45:21,296 One more time. 689 00:45:23,802 --> 00:45:25,304 Oh. 690 00:45:26,039 --> 00:45:27,141 Okay. 691 00:45:31,651 --> 00:45:35,458 We get 'em drunk, put 'em in the trunk. 692 00:45:35,458 --> 00:45:36,561 That is my motto. 693 00:45:36,561 --> 00:45:38,097 Where do you think you're going? 694 00:45:38,430 --> 00:45:40,401 Uh, uh... 695 00:45:41,336 --> 00:45:43,240 Into the trunk. 696 00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:44,644 I'll show you the way. 697 00:45:45,545 --> 00:45:48,685 Uh, what, what, what the... 698 00:45:48,685 --> 00:45:50,689 What, what is, what are you talking about? 699 00:45:50,689 --> 00:45:52,559 No one knows. 700 00:45:52,559 --> 00:45:57,468 Ju know what, this guy, this guy is not Albanian, man. 701 00:45:57,468 --> 00:46:01,276 He sounds like he's Italian or Greek. 702 00:46:01,276 --> 00:46:02,546 Ju know what I talking about? 703 00:46:02,546 --> 00:46:04,750 Olive oil countries. 704 00:46:04,750 --> 00:46:07,455 -Ju know what I'm saying. -Yeah. 705 00:46:07,455 --> 00:46:12,265 First time I laid eyes on this lying cock-eyed Commie, 706 00:46:12,265 --> 00:46:14,135 I knew he's a fraud! 707 00:46:14,135 --> 00:46:15,605 You steal everything, don't ya? 708 00:46:15,605 --> 00:46:18,578 You've stolen every comic book in the building here! 709 00:46:18,578 --> 00:46:20,414 -No, there's... -And you put a crease 710 00:46:20,414 --> 00:46:22,352 in Amazing 15! 711 00:46:22,352 --> 00:46:25,625 Amazing 15, you broke the crease! 712 00:46:25,625 --> 00:46:28,598 That was not me. That was me, but not. 713 00:46:28,598 --> 00:46:31,303 It was the women. They like to sit on the comic books. 714 00:46:31,303 --> 00:46:33,173 Sorry. But I'll get you 15. 715 00:46:33,173 --> 00:46:34,677 Rule number two, 716 00:46:34,677 --> 00:46:38,317 don't ask, don't tell. Ring the bell. 717 00:46:38,317 --> 00:46:40,154 Ring the bell, chico. 718 00:46:40,154 --> 00:46:42,860 The boss, he says ju gave him your meat. 719 00:46:44,897 --> 00:46:46,500 My meat? 720 00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:48,605 Ju gave him your meat. 721 00:46:50,609 --> 00:46:53,213 Did, gave. I gave-- 722 00:46:53,213 --> 00:46:57,421 That cheap, fraudulent SPAM! 723 00:46:57,421 --> 00:47:00,729 Estrogen-filled, mercury-laden garbage! 724 00:47:00,729 --> 00:47:02,432 My cat, he ate some of that shit, 725 00:47:02,432 --> 00:47:04,870 and everybody's growing tits now! 726 00:47:04,870 --> 00:47:07,810 Look at my tits. I wear a C-cup bra! 727 00:47:08,745 --> 00:47:10,582 My cat got stuck in the dryer, 728 00:47:10,582 --> 00:47:15,224 he went around and around. Meow, meow, meow, meow. 729 00:47:15,224 --> 00:47:17,495 Come out, and he puffed up like that. 730 00:47:17,495 --> 00:47:19,667 He can't even walk anymore. His name was Leon, 731 00:47:19,667 --> 00:47:20,869 he answers to Noel! 732 00:47:20,869 --> 00:47:23,240 -I feel so sorry for you-- -My cat! 733 00:47:23,240 --> 00:47:24,409 I don't like having tits! 734 00:47:24,409 --> 00:47:28,818 I'm, I'm, I'm very sorry, but blame it on the FDA. 735 00:47:28,818 --> 00:47:32,358 Not on me. They had me do tofu and call it beef. 736 00:47:32,358 --> 00:47:35,397 I mean, they pump estrogen in the meat, 737 00:47:35,397 --> 00:47:37,803 and they pump it and they pump it and they pump it, 738 00:47:37,803 --> 00:47:39,707 and they do that all the time 739 00:47:39,707 --> 00:47:42,746 and then the men come out and have pretty little titties 740 00:47:42,746 --> 00:47:44,516 and look like princesses. 741 00:47:44,516 --> 00:47:46,419 But that is not me fault. 742 00:47:46,419 --> 00:47:48,457 Not my fault, is it 743 00:47:48,457 --> 00:47:50,929 -You got a nice smile. -You're very scary. 744 00:47:50,929 --> 00:47:54,503 I'm not... I'm not part of that tree. 745 00:47:54,503 --> 00:47:56,373 If you know what I mean. 746 00:47:56,373 --> 00:47:57,676 -Uh... 747 00:47:59,212 --> 00:48:02,485 But look, look, then in the forest, 748 00:48:02,485 --> 00:48:05,424 the estrogen, it make beautiful pussy. 749 00:48:05,424 --> 00:48:07,428 With growing the pussy. 750 00:48:08,531 --> 00:48:10,769 FDA approved. 751 00:48:10,769 --> 00:48:13,240 You got a little pussy growing on your chest, pretty boy. 752 00:48:13,240 --> 00:48:15,210 Now ju talking my language. 753 00:48:15,645 --> 00:48:17,214 Who sent you? 754 00:48:17,916 --> 00:48:19,720 Pretty boy? 755 00:48:19,720 --> 00:48:21,590 Who sent you? 756 00:48:21,590 --> 00:48:24,195 What are you talking about? You came in here. 757 00:48:24,195 --> 00:48:25,364 What's this guy on? 758 00:48:25,364 --> 00:48:26,934 He's about to be on ju, gringo. 759 00:48:26,934 --> 00:48:29,506 Who sent you? 760 00:48:30,909 --> 00:48:32,846 What my furry friend is trying to say is, 761 00:48:32,846 --> 00:48:34,950 who do ju work for? 762 00:48:34,950 --> 00:48:36,954 Why didn't you say so in the first place? 763 00:48:38,591 --> 00:48:39,760 Ju better hurry up, 764 00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:41,697 he's getting bigger and greener. 765 00:48:42,264 --> 00:48:44,002 And harder. 766 00:48:44,002 --> 00:48:46,707 We all work for the same people. The witches. 767 00:48:46,707 --> 00:48:49,412 You know, the beautiful witches, with the curvy asses 768 00:48:49,412 --> 00:48:50,548 and the long legs 769 00:48:50,548 --> 00:48:53,286 and the juicy, juicy, juicy pussies. 770 00:48:53,688 --> 00:48:55,625 Which witch? 771 00:48:55,625 --> 00:48:57,996 Why did you dunk me again 772 00:48:57,996 --> 00:48:59,933 -It slipped. 773 00:48:59,933 --> 00:49:03,373 They're the beautiful ones. The beautiful witches. 774 00:49:03,373 --> 00:49:06,647 -The nasty witches. -Oh, those witches. 775 00:49:06,647 --> 00:49:07,849 Aren't they nice. 776 00:49:07,849 --> 00:49:08,851 No, not those witches. 777 00:49:08,851 --> 00:49:11,356 The fucking hot ones with the green pussies. 778 00:49:11,356 --> 00:49:15,999 Look, I'm just a shmoe that has meat. That is it. 779 00:49:15,999 --> 00:49:20,407 No. You're empty and I'm about to fill you up. 780 00:49:22,378 --> 00:49:23,581 Please don't rape me. 781 00:49:24,850 --> 00:49:26,987 You got a nice smile, boy. 782 00:49:30,995 --> 00:49:33,935 Hey, man, check out the snow man. 783 00:49:33,935 --> 00:49:37,041 I don't like snow man, I like Santa Claus. 784 00:49:37,041 --> 00:49:40,347 Oh, shit. Agents. Government agents. 785 00:49:40,347 --> 00:49:42,886 OJ's about to be DBM, dead black man. 786 00:49:42,886 --> 00:49:45,925 OJ, hide my yayo, man. Go, go, go. 787 00:49:45,925 --> 00:49:49,465 The Fist. Let The Albanian go. 788 00:49:49,465 --> 00:49:51,837 His ass belongs to the FDA. 789 00:49:51,837 --> 00:49:55,010 You can have his ass. I want his face. 790 00:49:55,010 --> 00:49:57,481 Why don't we step outside? 791 00:49:57,481 --> 00:50:00,555 Hmm. You can step outside in a body bag. 792 00:50:01,322 --> 00:50:03,059 You got a nice smile. 793 00:50:05,765 --> 00:50:09,540 You're being watched. They're everywhere. 794 00:50:09,540 --> 00:50:12,077 It's all connected. 795 00:50:12,077 --> 00:50:14,716 They're in your brain. 796 00:50:14,716 --> 00:50:16,754 The fuck is wrong with this guy? 797 00:50:31,717 --> 00:50:32,853 Pause. 798 00:50:35,157 --> 00:50:37,562 I get it. Chains. 799 00:50:37,562 --> 00:50:40,133 Chains. They're still here, okay? 800 00:50:40,133 --> 00:50:41,537 Brothers wearing gold chains. 801 00:50:41,537 --> 00:50:42,839 The chains that came from slavery. 802 00:50:42,839 --> 00:50:44,843 The chains that held us down. 803 00:50:44,843 --> 00:50:47,181 It's gonna change. Gonna lead to riots. 804 00:50:47,181 --> 00:50:49,051 Okinawa, unpause. 805 00:50:49,051 --> 00:50:50,888 Dig it, change. 806 00:50:50,888 --> 00:50:52,525 And change gon' come. 807 00:50:52,525 --> 00:50:53,995 As a matter of fact, gonna be a black president one day. 808 00:50:53,995 --> 00:50:55,632 -I know-- Yes, it is. 809 00:50:55,632 --> 00:50:56,967 It's gonna be a heck of a future. 810 00:50:56,967 --> 00:50:59,606 He's gonna start out looking like Carl Lewis. 811 00:50:59,606 --> 00:51:01,644 He's gonna end up looking like Benson. 812 00:51:01,644 --> 00:51:03,948 Mmm. The future's looking bleak. 813 00:51:03,948 --> 00:51:06,486 They're gonna have security guards at Popeyes with guns 814 00:51:06,486 --> 00:51:07,856 around niggas with chicken! 815 00:51:07,856 --> 00:51:10,628 The Fist. Sign of power. 816 00:51:10,628 --> 00:51:12,832 -Sign of power. -Sign of unity, 817 00:51:12,832 --> 00:51:14,803 -love, brotherhood. -Brotherhood. 818 00:51:14,803 --> 00:51:16,774 I mean, the Beatles and Woodstock 819 00:51:16,774 --> 00:51:18,878 and all that stuff don't mean nothin' 820 00:51:18,878 --> 00:51:20,682 to what this brings to the world. 821 00:51:20,682 --> 00:51:21,717 We'll put it in the air. 822 00:51:22,484 --> 00:51:24,188 Retract it. 823 00:51:24,188 --> 00:51:26,492 All right, pause back to you, Okinawa. 824 00:51:31,971 --> 00:51:33,974 Bitch, get in the car! 825 00:51:33,974 --> 00:51:36,580 And the rent's still too damn high. 826 00:51:41,489 --> 00:51:42,792 Hope and change! 827 00:51:51,242 --> 00:51:52,746 The Fist. 828 00:51:53,914 --> 00:51:55,718 You've been evicted. 829 00:52:02,866 --> 00:52:04,970 Dead or alive, you're coming with me. 830 00:52:04,970 --> 00:52:06,707 Man, these some super-agents. 831 00:52:23,206 --> 00:52:25,110 You reptilian-radiated scum! 832 00:52:25,110 --> 00:52:27,047 They feed you green sewer water 833 00:52:27,047 --> 00:52:28,851 and they give you lead paint 834 00:52:28,851 --> 00:52:31,122 and then they send you out like RoboCops 835 00:52:31,122 --> 00:52:32,826 to beat up your own people. 836 00:52:33,661 --> 00:52:35,197 I got news for ya. 837 00:52:35,197 --> 00:52:36,800 I'm one man, 838 00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:38,604 but I come here to chew bubble gum 839 00:52:38,604 --> 00:52:41,242 and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum! 840 00:52:42,779 --> 00:52:44,148 I'll be back. 841 00:52:45,383 --> 00:52:49,024 Okay, uh, now I think we're wanted by the government, 842 00:52:49,024 --> 00:52:50,628 you jacks. 843 00:52:50,628 --> 00:52:53,233 I should be wanted in at least 50 states. 844 00:52:53,233 --> 00:52:56,205 Your baby-sitters got sent home, big time. 845 00:52:59,779 --> 00:53:00,948 Hey, there. 846 00:53:03,988 --> 00:53:05,925 I've been waiting for you. 847 00:53:10,267 --> 00:53:11,737 I give up. 848 00:53:12,872 --> 00:53:14,676 I want you inside me. 849 00:53:17,782 --> 00:53:21,690 They tried to get me to talk about the Superboss 850 00:53:21,690 --> 00:53:24,963 who sells protein to my cattle. 851 00:53:24,963 --> 00:53:30,575 But you are like a light that I see in the dark, 852 00:53:30,575 --> 00:53:33,714 and I grasp for it, and I keep grasping for it, 853 00:53:33,714 --> 00:53:37,120 and it pulls me in, and it pulls me in. 854 00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:42,599 And Fist, this is for men. Men. Man to man. 855 00:53:42,599 --> 00:53:48,644 You are the greatest porn star the world has ever seen. 856 00:53:48,644 --> 00:53:51,082 And I wish every man could be like you. 857 00:53:52,117 --> 00:53:54,021 If looks could kill. 858 00:53:57,829 --> 00:53:59,098 Yes. 859 00:54:02,004 --> 00:54:03,741 I'm just gonna watch. 860 00:54:16,098 --> 00:54:18,971 Fist. That you or a clone? 861 00:54:18,971 --> 00:54:20,941 Straight out of a comic book. 862 00:54:20,941 --> 00:54:22,277 Hey, man, look. 863 00:54:22,277 --> 00:54:23,914 We got evicted from our apartment. 864 00:54:23,914 --> 00:54:26,787 Su mi casa es su casa. I love you, man. 865 00:54:26,787 --> 00:54:28,857 Dude, you got some food here or something for us? 866 00:54:28,857 --> 00:54:31,763 No, my refrigerator broke so I threw it out the window. 867 00:54:31,763 --> 00:54:34,268 Oh, man, you don't got anything organic, vegetarian, 868 00:54:34,268 --> 00:54:36,940 something like pussy, or vegetarian pussy, 869 00:54:36,940 --> 00:54:39,746 or cheapos, goat testicles? 870 00:54:39,746 --> 00:54:41,683 Ah, I got some bull balls. 871 00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:45,958 -Blue balls. 872 00:54:45,958 --> 00:54:46,927 Who the hell are you? 873 00:54:46,927 --> 00:54:49,766 I had dinner with you last night, retard. 874 00:54:50,266 --> 00:54:51,903 Hi, Fist. 875 00:54:51,903 --> 00:54:53,741 I'm sorry I ran out on you. 876 00:54:53,741 --> 00:54:55,644 I brought you a doggybag. 877 00:54:55,644 --> 00:54:57,749 I promise in future I won't be bad. 878 00:54:59,017 --> 00:55:00,821 What, did your mother slap some sense into you? 879 00:55:00,821 --> 00:55:02,892 I bet you don't even have a mother. 880 00:55:02,892 --> 00:55:04,394 True story. 881 00:55:04,394 --> 00:55:08,637 Make sure that when you take bites, they're big. 882 00:55:11,275 --> 00:55:13,079 Hey, okay, little lady. 883 00:55:13,079 --> 00:55:15,350 We gotta go now because we got a mega fight 884 00:55:15,350 --> 00:55:17,087 with the Superboss at the car wash. 885 00:55:17,087 --> 00:55:20,393 Right, Fist? So you gotta go, little one. Okay? 886 00:55:20,393 --> 00:55:21,530 I'm not the little one. 887 00:55:21,530 --> 00:55:24,334 You're the little one for hiding behind The Fist. 888 00:55:24,334 --> 00:55:29,344 Hey! I'm a political refugee from Cuba, okay. 889 00:55:29,344 --> 00:55:32,284 And I want my human right like the President Jimmy Carter says. 890 00:55:32,284 --> 00:55:34,656 Now you go. Peace be upon you. 891 00:55:34,656 --> 00:55:36,860 We gotta fight evil-doers. He has to get some rest. 892 00:55:38,697 --> 00:55:39,966 -Just wait here. 893 00:55:39,966 --> 00:55:41,268 Here, look. 894 00:55:41,268 --> 00:55:44,876 You see here, man. Here, there, this, that. 895 00:55:52,992 --> 00:55:54,696 Good morning, world! 896 00:55:55,798 --> 00:55:57,367 Good morning, Guapo nino. 897 00:55:57,367 --> 00:55:59,104 What a glorious day! 898 00:56:01,075 --> 00:56:03,112 What's the matter with this guy. 899 00:56:03,112 --> 00:56:06,987 This guy's acting like he banged the Victoria Secret birds, man. 900 00:56:06,987 --> 00:56:09,926 Hey, he's got a nice smile. 901 00:56:09,926 --> 00:56:11,796 Fist, you shave or something, man? 902 00:56:11,796 --> 00:56:13,800 The razor broke before I could shave my chest. 903 00:56:15,370 --> 00:56:17,140 Guy's going a little cuckoo. 904 00:56:18,042 --> 00:56:20,981 Yeah, but he's got a nice smile. 905 00:56:20,981 --> 00:56:23,219 Aye dios mio, first he's shaving, 906 00:56:23,219 --> 00:56:24,454 then he play with doll, 907 00:56:24,454 --> 00:56:25,791 the next thing you know 908 00:56:25,791 --> 00:56:26,927 he's gonna take it up his culo. 909 00:56:26,927 --> 00:56:29,933 Hey, he's got a nice smile. 910 00:56:45,463 --> 00:56:47,768 Welcome to the Super Car Wash, 911 00:56:47,768 --> 00:56:51,041 where everything we do is super! 912 00:56:51,041 --> 00:56:54,147 Thank you. Clean and wax please. 913 00:56:54,147 --> 00:56:57,888 No problemo. Clean and wax. 914 00:56:57,888 --> 00:56:59,224 Thank you. 915 00:57:00,159 --> 00:57:01,328 Thank you. 916 00:57:01,328 --> 00:57:03,767 No, thank you. 917 00:57:03,767 --> 00:57:06,071 You have a good one, sir. 918 00:57:06,071 --> 00:57:07,273 Thank you. 919 00:57:07,975 --> 00:57:09,478 Gracias. 920 00:57:10,547 --> 00:57:12,952 No. Thank you. 921 00:57:14,021 --> 00:57:16,091 Hey, what's up, you guys? 922 00:57:16,091 --> 00:57:17,494 What can we do for you today? 923 00:57:17,494 --> 00:57:18,864 Hi, guys. 924 00:57:18,864 --> 00:57:21,101 Welcome to the Super Car Wash, 925 00:57:21,101 --> 00:57:24,842 -where we do everything super. -Super. 926 00:57:24,842 --> 00:57:26,445 Because you're first time customers, 927 00:57:26,445 --> 00:57:29,919 to join our super-savings program. 928 00:57:29,919 --> 00:57:31,422 You're gonna save a lot. 929 00:57:31,422 --> 00:57:34,327 Well, we got a discount for ju. 930 00:57:34,327 --> 00:57:36,900 Why don't ju tell us where you're boss is. 931 00:57:37,367 --> 00:57:38,770 Okay, chica? 932 00:57:38,770 --> 00:57:41,341 Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. 933 00:57:41,341 --> 00:57:42,812 But you know what, 934 00:57:42,812 --> 00:57:45,116 I think I detect a Soviet accent? 935 00:57:45,116 --> 00:57:46,953 Oh, my gosh, that's the first time 936 00:57:46,953 --> 00:57:49,024 a Russian has been in our store. 937 00:57:49,024 --> 00:57:50,226 What the fuck is going on, 938 00:57:50,226 --> 00:57:52,163 are we in some Candyland or something, man? 939 00:57:52,163 --> 00:57:56,271 Chica, why don't ju just show us where your boss is, okay? 940 00:57:56,271 --> 00:57:58,944 We wanna talk to him. That's it, okay. 941 00:57:58,944 --> 00:58:04,221 Oh, you want to talk to our Supervisor. 942 00:58:04,221 --> 00:58:06,191 Supervisor! 943 00:58:14,976 --> 00:58:18,282 Here comes the Supervisor. 944 00:58:19,351 --> 00:58:21,188 Who called the Supervisor? 945 00:58:23,292 --> 00:58:25,797 Nice nunchucks, soul glow. 946 00:58:25,797 --> 00:58:28,068 -You smacked my ass! 947 00:58:30,072 --> 00:58:32,410 Oh! What the... 948 00:58:32,410 --> 00:58:35,049 The Albanian told us about your car wash. 949 00:58:35,049 --> 00:58:38,322 More like a money wash where you launder Fed Notes 950 00:58:38,322 --> 00:58:43,365 from making sales of garbage meat, garbage meat 951 00:58:43,365 --> 00:58:45,938 to the hard-working American man. 952 00:58:45,938 --> 00:58:47,473 I got your meat in my pants. 953 00:58:48,475 --> 00:58:50,614 You got nothing! 954 00:58:50,614 --> 00:58:55,456 Sleep, sleep, little boy. Okay. 955 00:58:55,456 --> 00:58:58,329 What's your name? 956 00:58:59,431 --> 00:59:00,934 What's your name? 957 00:59:00,934 --> 00:59:02,972 -I asked you first. -I asked you second. 958 00:59:02,972 --> 00:59:06,546 I like to know a man's name before I put it on his grave. 959 00:59:15,864 --> 00:59:18,002 Welcome to the Super Car Wash. 960 00:59:18,002 --> 00:59:19,972 Hey, Fist, ju gonna do something 961 00:59:19,972 --> 00:59:23,412 or stand there looking like Pippi Longstocking? 962 00:59:23,412 --> 00:59:25,182 This guy is smacking our ass, man. 963 00:59:25,182 --> 00:59:26,351 Do something. 964 00:59:26,351 --> 00:59:28,122 I hope everyone is having a beautiful day. 965 00:59:28,122 --> 00:59:29,859 Are my friends too much of a nuisance for you? 966 00:59:29,859 --> 00:59:32,297 No, no problem, no problem, Fist. 967 00:59:32,297 --> 00:59:37,040 Now Superboss, he wants to see your fist, Fist. 968 00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:38,409 Not as much as I want to see him. 969 00:59:38,409 --> 00:59:40,981 Not as much as I want to see your fist. 970 00:59:40,981 --> 00:59:42,985 -Thank you. -Let me show you something. 971 00:59:44,087 --> 00:59:46,458 -Thank you. -Yes, thank you. 972 00:59:46,458 --> 00:59:48,062 Have a nice day. 973 00:59:52,270 --> 00:59:55,610 I've been up all night for this. 974 00:59:56,378 --> 00:59:58,082 How ya doing? 975 00:59:58,082 --> 01:00:00,353 Welcome to the Super Car Wash, 976 01:00:00,353 --> 01:00:04,127 where we do everything super great. 977 01:00:09,137 --> 01:00:11,308 How are you finding our service? 978 01:00:12,343 --> 01:00:14,515 Feel free to take a survey... 979 01:00:14,515 --> 01:00:16,418 Fantastic. 980 01:00:16,418 --> 01:00:18,288 I'm sorry if my Supervisor 981 01:00:18,288 --> 01:00:20,326 was a little rough with your friends. 982 01:00:20,326 --> 01:00:22,363 Not good. 983 01:00:22,363 --> 01:00:24,267 They were probably asking for it. 984 01:00:24,267 --> 01:00:26,238 What my little friend is trying to say is, 985 01:00:26,238 --> 01:00:27,508 we heard a rumor 986 01:00:27,508 --> 01:00:29,244 that you're selling 987 01:00:29,244 --> 01:00:32,250 meat pumped full of estrogen to emasculate men. 988 01:00:41,268 --> 01:00:43,172 I know, right! 989 01:00:43,606 --> 01:00:45,075 Soylent Beef 990 01:00:46,311 --> 01:00:47,981 is the wave of the future. 991 01:00:48,750 --> 01:00:50,152 Soylent Green 992 01:00:50,152 --> 01:00:51,722 is the number one seller in the world. 993 01:00:51,722 --> 01:00:55,129 Okay, boopie. Thank you. Out, out. 994 01:00:58,302 --> 01:01:01,241 I'm talking 50% 995 01:01:01,241 --> 01:01:05,349 reduction in male testosterone. 996 01:01:05,349 --> 01:01:09,324 50% reduction in male testosterone. 997 01:01:09,324 --> 01:01:11,294 50%! Are you hearing me? 998 01:01:11,294 --> 01:01:16,004 Soon, man and woman will become interchangeable, 999 01:01:16,004 --> 01:01:18,510 like lady-boy bok choy. 1000 01:01:20,079 --> 01:01:21,348 Lady-boy bok choy! 1001 01:01:21,348 --> 01:01:23,586 I know your game! I know your game! 1002 01:01:23,586 --> 01:01:24,722 But I tell you what, 1003 01:01:24,722 --> 01:01:28,428 I've been taking this organic testosterone booster 1004 01:01:28,428 --> 01:01:31,201 for years now, and I'm ready, 1005 01:01:31,201 --> 01:01:32,671 you understand what I'm saying, Mean Gene? 1006 01:01:32,671 --> 01:01:36,278 I'm ready to fight your reptilian army! 1007 01:01:36,278 --> 01:01:40,486 And I'm gonna squish you like a bug. 1008 01:01:40,486 --> 01:01:43,058 You're like a buffalo, man. Just relax. 1009 01:01:46,666 --> 01:01:48,670 Hi, welcome. 1010 01:01:48,670 --> 01:01:52,276 Would you like a discount to our super saver plan? 1011 01:01:52,276 --> 01:01:54,113 I don't do discounts. 1012 01:01:56,586 --> 01:01:58,523 Ah! 1013 01:01:58,523 --> 01:02:01,127 Senorita, you sure you don't want a discount? 1014 01:02:01,127 --> 01:02:02,531 Ah! 1015 01:02:04,167 --> 01:02:05,804 I can't let you go off 1016 01:02:05,804 --> 01:02:09,277 and warn these half-men about my operation. 1017 01:02:09,277 --> 01:02:12,149 We need them slaving away for the rest of their days. 1018 01:02:13,586 --> 01:02:15,422 Give it 30 years. 1019 01:02:15,422 --> 01:02:18,630 We'll be feeding them genetically modified food, 1020 01:02:18,630 --> 01:02:21,101 and these idiots will be eating it up. 1021 01:02:22,169 --> 01:02:23,506 Slaves! 1022 01:02:24,808 --> 01:02:27,279 They keep the economy going 1023 01:02:27,279 --> 01:02:29,150 in the hopes of one day 1024 01:02:30,219 --> 01:02:32,289 finding a man-eating, 1025 01:02:32,289 --> 01:02:37,500 ball busting, credit-swiping witch for a wife. 1026 01:02:37,500 --> 01:02:39,470 Witch? 1027 01:02:39,470 --> 01:02:42,811 Boy! I told you not to call women witches. 1028 01:02:42,811 --> 01:02:45,115 Mom! 1029 01:02:45,115 --> 01:02:47,119 I'm right in the middle of a final showdown here. 1030 01:02:47,119 --> 01:02:48,523 Have some respect, Marian... 1031 01:02:50,292 --> 01:02:54,133 That's a sissy-ass name, man. You like a lady! 1032 01:02:54,133 --> 01:02:55,704 -Shut up! -Marian. 1033 01:02:55,704 --> 01:02:58,710 Just shut up! You die right now. 1034 01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:02,450 Who's this? 1035 01:03:02,450 --> 01:03:04,888 Hey, big boy. Take me. 1036 01:03:04,888 --> 01:03:06,525 -Hey. -I'm yours. 1037 01:03:06,792 --> 01:03:08,796 Okay. 1038 01:03:08,796 --> 01:03:10,834 Give it to me, daddy. Give it to me. 1039 01:03:14,608 --> 01:03:18,148 Mom! Mom! Mom! 1040 01:03:20,553 --> 01:03:22,156 Mother! 1041 01:03:22,156 --> 01:03:25,195 Look, I love you, but will please just leave. 1042 01:03:25,195 --> 01:03:26,866 This is still my car wash. Mine. 1043 01:03:26,866 --> 01:03:29,805 Okay, but remember he's mine. 1044 01:03:29,805 --> 01:03:31,341 Sure. 1045 01:03:31,341 --> 01:03:32,711 Fine. Fine. 1046 01:03:33,679 --> 01:03:34,815 Let's go. 1047 01:03:38,388 --> 01:03:40,860 Okay, cut, cut, this is not right. 1048 01:03:40,860 --> 01:03:42,631 What did you do to The Fist! 1049 01:03:42,631 --> 01:03:44,167 I did. 1050 01:03:45,435 --> 01:03:46,639 I put enough estrogen 1051 01:03:46,639 --> 01:03:49,912 in those camel-filled sweaty hairy balls 1052 01:03:49,912 --> 01:03:52,349 to grow you another tit. 1053 01:03:52,349 --> 01:03:55,489 What does Fist need a third tittie for? 1054 01:03:55,489 --> 01:03:58,295 I told you, and I warned you that I'm a witch from hell, 1055 01:03:58,295 --> 01:04:00,365 and you didn't believe me! 1056 01:04:00,365 --> 01:04:02,671 Ju know what your problem is, pussycat? 1057 01:04:03,371 --> 01:04:05,777 Ju got nothing to do. 1058 01:04:05,777 --> 01:04:08,716 Ju need a passion in life. And a Quaalude. 1059 01:04:08,716 --> 01:04:10,987 That's why I'd take made in China 1060 01:04:10,987 --> 01:04:13,593 over American crap any day. 1061 01:04:13,593 --> 01:04:15,830 Don't make too much noise, boys, 1062 01:04:15,830 --> 01:04:17,299 I'm putting mama to bed, 1063 01:04:17,299 --> 01:04:19,203 you know when you blow their brains out. 1064 01:04:36,839 --> 01:04:39,544 So this survey says you're dead. 1065 01:04:39,544 --> 01:04:42,817 In this world, there's right, and there's wrong. 1066 01:04:42,817 --> 01:04:46,692 And you. You're wrong. Dead wrong. 1067 01:04:46,692 --> 01:04:48,428 Got anything else to declare? 1068 01:04:49,531 --> 01:04:51,467 You're damaged goods. 1069 01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:57,981 Have no fear, KGB is here! 1070 01:05:08,034 --> 01:05:09,738 Gimme some of that DDT! 1071 01:05:09,738 --> 01:05:12,844 I'm ready! I need to resent the reptilians. 1072 01:08:05,723 --> 01:08:07,426 Have a super day. 1073 01:08:21,755 --> 01:08:23,625 You got a nice smile. 1074 01:08:23,625 --> 01:08:25,128 And you do, too. 1075 01:08:28,434 --> 01:08:30,038 Who's next! 1076 01:08:35,983 --> 01:08:37,653 You know, I don't have to do this today. 1077 01:08:37,653 --> 01:08:39,390 I can come back tomorrow. 1078 01:08:41,862 --> 01:08:43,665 Just tell me, is it still screwed on? 1079 01:08:47,072 --> 01:08:48,474 I'm out of lines. 1080 01:08:50,913 --> 01:08:52,082 Ha, ha! 1081 01:08:52,082 --> 01:08:53,886 Not so tough now, huh! 1082 01:08:53,886 --> 01:08:54,988 Now don't go scratching your heads 1083 01:08:54,988 --> 01:08:57,459 and shaking dandruff all over the person next to you. 1084 01:08:57,459 --> 01:08:59,163 Fist might look tough as Swayze, 1085 01:08:59,163 --> 01:09:02,169 but that Soylent Green GMO estrogen he got slipped 1086 01:09:02,169 --> 01:09:04,974 would have you feeling like Tinker Bell, too. 1087 01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:07,713 It's time for Fist to find that tiger's eye he lost 1088 01:09:07,713 --> 01:09:09,049 with his gold fleece jacket. 1089 01:09:13,792 --> 01:09:15,930 Where has my gold gone? 1090 01:09:15,930 --> 01:09:18,501 Forged in the hearts of men, 1091 01:09:18,501 --> 01:09:21,440 grown drunk on the spoils of war. 1092 01:09:21,440 --> 01:09:24,046 Shut that shit up. 1093 01:09:25,583 --> 01:09:26,751 How we doing? 1094 01:09:28,989 --> 01:09:31,628 Was it something, I was off 1095 01:09:31,628 --> 01:09:32,930 Hey, listen up everybody. 1096 01:09:32,930 --> 01:09:35,936 When the dragon sings, everybody listen. 1097 01:09:35,936 --> 01:09:37,072 Dragon? 1098 01:09:40,478 --> 01:09:42,750 Dragons are meant to be wise. 1099 01:09:42,750 --> 01:09:44,854 Tell me, where is my gold fleece? 1100 01:09:45,656 --> 01:09:46,858 Dragon mist. 1101 01:09:54,006 --> 01:09:55,241 Ain't you The Fist? 1102 01:09:56,277 --> 01:09:58,247 Used to be. 1103 01:09:59,918 --> 01:10:01,888 When the world's on your shoulders, 1104 01:10:01,888 --> 01:10:03,491 there's only one way down. 1105 01:10:04,861 --> 01:10:07,600 I lost it all. My home. 1106 01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:08,702 My job. 1107 01:10:09,938 --> 01:10:10,973 My manhood. 1108 01:10:12,877 --> 01:10:14,914 When you lose something, 1109 01:10:14,914 --> 01:10:16,718 there's only one thing to do, 1110 01:10:18,789 --> 01:10:20,024 retrace your steps. 1111 01:10:35,121 --> 01:10:38,662 We are faced with a simple complex formula, people. 1112 01:10:39,664 --> 01:10:42,002 The tide in the affairs of men 1113 01:10:42,002 --> 01:10:45,174 have become a flood in a bucket of tears. 1114 01:10:45,174 --> 01:10:47,279 It is time for us 1115 01:10:47,279 --> 01:10:50,051 to build our castles in the air. 1116 01:10:55,295 --> 01:11:01,875 Fist, you have been looking for the one for many moons. 1117 01:11:01,875 --> 01:11:04,179 But you will never reach your potential 1118 01:11:04,179 --> 01:11:08,054 until you can forget what you cannot remember. 1119 01:11:17,138 --> 01:11:18,809 There has been 1120 01:11:20,078 --> 01:11:24,286 and always was only one. 1121 01:11:31,968 --> 01:11:34,306 He who cries in the dojo, 1122 01:11:34,306 --> 01:11:36,210 laughs on the battlefield. 1123 01:11:41,320 --> 01:11:43,959 The heartbeat of a man 1124 01:11:43,959 --> 01:11:46,296 is what powers the earth. 1125 01:11:46,296 --> 01:11:47,767 Listen for it. 1126 01:11:49,035 --> 01:11:52,910 But do not dwell on it, for like a thief, 1127 01:11:52,910 --> 01:11:55,716 if you let him in, he will steal the night. 1128 01:11:58,688 --> 01:12:00,391 Body, mind, soul must be one. 1129 01:12:01,059 --> 01:12:02,930 Come on, punch me. 1130 01:12:04,166 --> 01:12:06,069 Punch me. Kick me. 1131 01:12:06,771 --> 01:12:07,973 Kick me. 1132 01:12:08,842 --> 01:12:10,077 Get him, Fist. 1133 01:12:10,077 --> 01:12:11,213 Again. 1134 01:12:11,213 --> 01:12:12,883 Again, come on. 1135 01:12:21,300 --> 01:12:23,103 Everyone gets knocked down. 1136 01:12:23,103 --> 01:12:24,774 Just make sure to punish the ground 1137 01:12:24,774 --> 01:12:26,276 so it knows to hold you up next time. 1138 01:12:26,276 --> 01:12:29,282 Man, this Chinese bullshit don't work, Jack. 1139 01:12:30,017 --> 01:12:31,955 Fist, don't worry. 1140 01:12:31,955 --> 01:12:34,226 I got something to jack you up, man. 1141 01:12:34,226 --> 01:12:36,430 A little steroids, a little cocaine. 1142 01:12:36,430 --> 01:12:39,102 I got a guy in Colombia. Sosa. 1143 01:12:39,102 --> 01:12:40,906 Class A shit. 1144 01:12:40,906 --> 01:12:42,475 Man, this is the '80s. 1145 01:12:42,475 --> 01:12:44,947 You can just go downtown, baby. 1146 01:12:44,947 --> 01:12:46,316 Now ju talking, Jackson. 1147 01:12:47,485 --> 01:12:49,389 The temple is the body. 1148 01:12:49,389 --> 01:12:50,826 If you burn it down, 1149 01:12:51,493 --> 01:12:53,397 you cannot honor the gods. 1150 01:12:54,767 --> 01:12:56,804 Honor the gods! 1151 01:12:56,804 --> 01:12:58,775 It's okay, Fist. I'll be back, man. 1152 01:12:58,775 --> 01:13:00,244 We'll come back, come on. 1153 01:13:08,160 --> 01:13:10,832 We're being watched. 1154 01:13:11,701 --> 01:13:13,939 They're everywhere. 1155 01:13:13,939 --> 01:13:17,947 People will die. Hong Kong 8 is a dock. 1156 01:13:19,282 --> 01:13:20,786 OJ remembers. 1157 01:13:20,786 --> 01:13:23,490 Hong Kong 8, crazy man in the streets, 1158 01:13:23,490 --> 01:13:25,261 heading for war in Brooklyn. 1159 01:13:25,261 --> 01:13:28,067 And that means, the war is here. 1160 01:13:31,507 --> 01:13:32,943 The war is here. 1161 01:13:33,845 --> 01:13:36,316 Okay. Ju wanna go to war, 1162 01:13:38,153 --> 01:13:39,422 we take you to war! 1163 01:13:40,191 --> 01:13:41,493 So, we going to war, huh? 1164 01:14:41,146 --> 01:14:43,083 It is not my time. 1165 01:14:43,083 --> 01:14:45,522 You have to defeat me, if you want to take me. 1166 01:14:45,522 --> 01:14:49,195 I have not come here to fight you this time. 1167 01:14:49,195 --> 01:14:50,464 But to warn you. 1168 01:14:50,464 --> 01:14:54,139 You must fight next to The Fist. 1169 01:14:54,139 --> 01:14:55,575 The Fist has lost his way. 1170 01:14:56,376 --> 01:14:58,247 His heart is broken. 1171 01:14:58,247 --> 01:15:02,589 There are many different ways to the mountain's top. 1172 01:15:02,589 --> 01:15:05,361 What matters is that he gets there. 1173 01:15:05,361 --> 01:15:07,298 He doesn't need me. 1174 01:15:07,298 --> 01:15:10,104 You must fight with him. 1175 01:15:10,104 --> 01:15:13,845 The fate of man depends on your victory. 1176 01:15:14,847 --> 01:15:17,151 Honor the Gods! 1177 01:15:43,303 --> 01:15:45,575 Guapo, enter the warehouse. 1178 01:15:45,575 --> 01:15:49,850 Okinawa will parachute in from his castle in the sky. 1179 01:15:50,619 --> 01:15:53,323 Here, take this beret. 1180 01:15:53,323 --> 01:15:56,964 You have been knighted a black cat in Panther Fu. 1181 01:15:56,964 --> 01:15:59,335 Watch Fist's back. 1182 01:15:59,335 --> 01:16:01,674 Let's put these witches in their places 1183 01:16:01,674 --> 01:16:04,145 on their backs, suckas. 1184 01:16:04,145 --> 01:16:07,920 Oh, it's a dock party! 1185 01:16:07,920 --> 01:16:09,188 Let me get in there. 1186 01:16:09,188 --> 01:16:10,659 Oh, no, I want some Action Jackson. 1187 01:16:10,659 --> 01:16:13,497 You want some style, flash, pizzazz. 1188 01:16:13,497 --> 01:16:15,200 Hey, ju want some ice cream with me, baby? 1189 01:16:15,200 --> 01:16:17,338 -Okay, since you like it better. -Ooh, okay, you can take it. 1190 01:16:17,338 --> 01:16:19,877 Ju wanna have some ice cream with me? 1191 01:16:19,877 --> 01:16:22,081 Is that what you want? 1192 01:16:22,081 --> 01:16:24,085 This is why I do not have children. 1193 01:16:25,321 --> 01:16:28,093 Master. Will you fight with us? 1194 01:16:28,093 --> 01:16:30,532 Hell no! I got a political action committee to run. 1195 01:16:30,532 --> 01:16:32,903 Money doesn't exactly raise itself. 1196 01:16:32,903 --> 01:16:34,573 That's all right, I got this. 1197 01:16:34,573 --> 01:16:37,646 When the dragon flies, everybody looks up. 1198 01:16:42,154 --> 01:16:43,591 What are we looking at? 1199 01:16:43,591 --> 01:16:45,127 I don't know. 1200 01:17:06,369 --> 01:17:09,242 Hold on, blood. Who the hell invited you? 1201 01:17:09,242 --> 01:17:11,647 I do not need an invitation. 1202 01:17:11,647 --> 01:17:15,087 What the heck is that, some kind of Jedi mind trick? 1203 01:17:15,087 --> 01:17:17,893 No. It's called waving good-bye. 1204 01:18:06,757 --> 01:18:09,228 It's The Fist! 1205 01:18:24,292 --> 01:18:27,097 You know you have to ask the Captain's permission 1206 01:18:27,097 --> 01:18:29,302 in order to come aboard his boat? 1207 01:18:29,302 --> 01:18:31,372 You're not Captain Crunch, 1208 01:18:31,372 --> 01:18:34,211 -and this ain't a ship! -I'm Captain Stabbin'! 1209 01:18:37,184 --> 01:18:39,488 He killed the Captain! 1210 01:18:40,490 --> 01:18:41,727 You think you're tough? 1211 01:18:41,727 --> 01:18:43,163 Well, I'm mad as hell, 1212 01:18:43,163 --> 01:18:44,800 and you're about to get roughed! 1213 01:19:29,488 --> 01:19:32,227 Your cucumber is mine. 1214 01:20:24,800 --> 01:20:26,537 Just a bunch of dead bodies. 1215 01:20:29,643 --> 01:20:30,912 Excuse me, oh strange one. 1216 01:20:32,549 --> 01:20:36,857 You may look, but you may not touch. 1217 01:20:36,857 --> 01:20:40,665 Oh, shiny head, I can touch, 1218 01:20:40,665 --> 01:20:42,201 but you can't look. 1219 01:20:43,871 --> 01:20:45,641 I'm the Supervisor. 1220 01:20:45,641 --> 01:20:47,779 I say we go outside, 1221 01:20:47,779 --> 01:20:49,916 and I teach you how to touch. 1222 01:20:49,916 --> 01:20:51,887 Sounds like a party I'd like to be invited to. 1223 01:20:56,797 --> 01:20:58,601 Are we gonna go out and fight, 1224 01:20:58,601 --> 01:20:59,669 I mean, uh... 1225 01:20:59,669 --> 01:21:02,742 Oh, absolutely, after you. 1226 01:21:42,555 --> 01:21:46,329 Fist, que pasa, man? Where you at? 1227 01:21:47,464 --> 01:21:49,234 You see the girl with the feathers? 1228 01:21:50,437 --> 01:21:51,540 Fist? 1229 01:21:52,542 --> 01:21:54,679 Where you at, man? Conyo? 1230 01:21:59,321 --> 01:22:02,394 What you looking at, huh? What you looking at, huh? 1231 01:22:02,394 --> 01:22:05,668 I'm El Guapo. You fucking with me, you fucking with the best! 1232 01:22:07,905 --> 01:22:09,709 Who put this thing together, huh? 1233 01:22:11,713 --> 01:22:12,949 Me, that's who! 1234 01:22:26,308 --> 01:22:27,578 Check it out. 1235 01:22:27,578 --> 01:22:28,947 You guys see that shit? 1236 01:22:33,590 --> 01:22:34,692 Okay. 1237 01:22:37,532 --> 01:22:39,636 You kill my partner, I kill you! 1238 01:24:46,589 --> 01:24:48,794 Pass the Courvoisier, I came to bleed. 1239 01:24:48,794 --> 01:24:51,566 You must pass my ninja clan first! 1240 01:24:56,475 --> 01:24:57,878 Let's bang. 1241 01:24:58,914 --> 01:25:00,951 The Ancient Greeks fought naked. 1242 01:25:00,951 --> 01:25:02,454 I'll fight naked. 1243 01:25:23,964 --> 01:25:26,970 Pop-blocking boxer style! 1244 01:25:36,523 --> 01:25:38,192 Drunken Master style! 1245 01:25:41,633 --> 01:25:42,935 Dolphin style! 1246 01:25:48,078 --> 01:25:50,684 Gorilla Style! 1247 01:25:51,719 --> 01:25:53,723 Padawan Master style. 1248 01:26:06,248 --> 01:26:09,522 Nunchuck style. 1249 01:26:11,124 --> 01:26:12,761 Fist this, Mr. Fist Man. 1250 01:26:16,502 --> 01:26:18,205 Godzilla style! 1251 01:26:25,153 --> 01:26:27,490 I hope you brought your boarding pass. 1252 01:26:27,490 --> 01:26:28,994 'Cause you're about to fly. 1253 01:26:29,795 --> 01:26:31,799 Midget style! 1254 01:26:43,523 --> 01:26:45,594 Now that's what I call a skull fuck. 1255 01:26:56,148 --> 01:26:58,052 It's time for the payback, Jack. 1256 01:27:01,559 --> 01:27:03,597 Halt. The Fist. 1257 01:27:03,597 --> 01:27:05,734 The people upstairs know all about you. 1258 01:27:05,734 --> 01:27:06,736 You're going away for a long time. 1259 01:27:06,736 --> 01:27:09,007 The Federal Reserve has never been audited. 1260 01:27:09,007 --> 01:27:11,579 The Illuminati run everything. 1261 01:27:11,579 --> 01:27:12,848 You're under arrest. 1262 01:27:13,783 --> 01:27:15,253 And you're under my friend. 1263 01:27:26,174 --> 01:27:28,913 How come Okinawa didn't get an invitation to this dance, 1264 01:27:28,913 --> 01:27:30,817 you jive sucka! 1265 01:27:30,817 --> 01:27:32,053 -Solid. -Solid. 1266 01:27:36,863 --> 01:27:38,198 Let's see what you got. 1267 01:27:47,317 --> 01:27:49,889 Step up to the fucking big boy plate. 1268 01:28:05,620 --> 01:28:06,889 Ice cold! 1269 01:28:10,029 --> 01:28:11,131 I hope you got more. 1270 01:28:15,674 --> 01:28:16,876 Cross it, bitch. 1271 01:28:17,778 --> 01:28:19,214 Bring it over here. 1272 01:28:26,763 --> 01:28:28,933 I got your woo in my pants. 1273 01:28:43,128 --> 01:28:45,232 Playing your game now, boy. 1274 01:29:51,799 --> 01:29:53,035 What are you doing? 1275 01:29:58,378 --> 01:29:59,682 Super agent, huh. 1276 01:30:03,723 --> 01:30:04,925 Fuck that shit. 1277 01:30:12,239 --> 01:30:13,710 I told you I'd be back. 1278 01:30:14,177 --> 01:30:15,981 Damn it, they live! 1279 01:30:15,981 --> 01:30:17,183 Right. 1280 01:30:24,497 --> 01:30:26,134 Give me more, give me more. 1281 01:30:26,134 --> 01:30:28,372 I wanna eat a reptile. 1282 01:30:28,372 --> 01:30:30,844 Come on, reptile boy. Let's see about that. 1283 01:30:31,912 --> 01:30:33,348 Give me some skin. 1284 01:30:39,561 --> 01:30:43,502 This is for Hot Rod making snakeskin sandals in Heaven, 1285 01:30:43,502 --> 01:30:45,372 you reptile piece of shit. 1286 01:30:50,482 --> 01:30:52,521 Goodnight, Irene. 1287 01:30:52,521 --> 01:30:54,057 Consider that my tax return. 1288 01:30:56,494 --> 01:30:59,835 Oh yeah, you got a nice smile. 1289 01:30:59,835 --> 01:31:02,206 And I don't want to hear from the G's anymore, 1290 01:31:02,206 --> 01:31:04,077 you stupid jive turkeys! 1291 01:31:10,055 --> 01:31:13,863 So we meet again, buddy. 1292 01:31:15,332 --> 01:31:18,438 It must be a re-run on your face. 1293 01:31:59,220 --> 01:32:00,890 Show me what you got. 1294 01:33:11,464 --> 01:33:13,401 You're not so big anymore. 1295 01:33:13,401 --> 01:33:15,573 You're not so big anymore. 1296 01:33:15,573 --> 01:33:18,144 You're not so big anymore! 1297 01:33:36,481 --> 01:33:38,686 And you can take your Soylent Dream with it. 1298 01:34:03,401 --> 01:34:06,207 The Fist in the palm of my hand. 1299 01:34:14,390 --> 01:34:17,129 Service with a smile. 1300 01:34:21,104 --> 01:34:22,640 It's hammer time. 1301 01:34:56,140 --> 01:34:58,177 How about a Coke with that smile. 1302 01:35:12,607 --> 01:35:14,611 It's the porn chicas. 1303 01:35:25,332 --> 01:35:27,369 Welcome, El Guapo. 1304 01:35:27,369 --> 01:35:31,612 El Guapo, come join us, let's play. 1305 01:35:31,612 --> 01:35:34,483 We are also known as the 1306 01:35:34,483 --> 01:35:38,224 Women's International Terrorist Conspiracy... 1307 01:35:38,224 --> 01:35:39,426 From hell. 1308 01:35:43,234 --> 01:35:46,608 Do you think The Fist would refuse to do us? 1309 01:35:46,608 --> 01:35:48,244 All of us? 1310 01:35:48,779 --> 01:35:50,783 Yeah, Guapo. 1311 01:35:50,783 --> 01:35:53,321 Will you leave us unpleased? 1312 01:35:53,321 --> 01:35:57,195 Sometimes a man has to do what a man has to do. 1313 01:35:58,364 --> 01:36:01,137 And a woman's pleasure is a man's pain. 1314 01:36:04,109 --> 01:36:06,180 Say hello to my little friend. 1315 01:36:14,096 --> 01:36:16,167 Okay, you wanna play, huh? 1316 01:36:20,509 --> 01:36:23,281 First you get the money, then you get the power, 1317 01:36:26,354 --> 01:36:27,623 then you get the women. 1318 01:36:29,226 --> 01:36:31,330 Okay, I'm reloaded. 1319 01:36:31,330 --> 01:36:33,702 Come on, what you got for me, huh? 1320 01:36:35,138 --> 01:36:38,779 What did I tell you about talking to other witches! 1321 01:36:39,848 --> 01:36:43,221 Oh, you got kicks. 1322 01:36:43,221 --> 01:36:45,225 Okay, you wanna see some of my kicks? 1323 01:36:45,225 --> 01:36:46,828 Look at the birdie. 1324 01:36:48,799 --> 01:36:51,203 How you like that? How you like that, huh? 1325 01:36:58,384 --> 01:36:59,621 Okay, okay, come on. 1326 01:37:12,847 --> 01:37:15,719 Oh, ju okay? I sorry. 1327 01:37:18,157 --> 01:37:19,393 I sorry. 1328 01:37:19,393 --> 01:37:21,397 I sorry, little lady, I didn't mean to do that to you. 1329 01:37:27,777 --> 01:37:29,313 Chastity. 1330 01:37:29,313 --> 01:37:32,219 All right, motherfuckers, I know what you're thinking. 1331 01:37:32,219 --> 01:37:35,291 The Superboss is working for the goddamn witches. 1332 01:37:35,291 --> 01:37:36,595 You're damn straight. 1333 01:37:36,595 --> 01:37:38,297 No matter how big a man may be, 1334 01:37:38,297 --> 01:37:43,542 there's always a woman behind him ready to crack that whip with her hypnotic sex magic, 1335 01:37:43,542 --> 01:37:47,683 unless your name is The Fist and you're packing a 50 caliber cucumber 1336 01:37:47,683 --> 01:37:50,421 filled with consciousness named Dirty Harry. 1337 01:37:51,791 --> 01:37:53,394 I should've known it was you. 1338 01:37:53,394 --> 01:37:54,664 He's ours now. 1339 01:37:55,933 --> 01:37:57,435 Let him go, snake eyes. 1340 01:38:01,645 --> 01:38:03,582 Come on, what you gonna do? 1341 01:38:11,263 --> 01:38:12,733 Master Duck Suck Song was right. 1342 01:38:13,569 --> 01:38:14,904 We won. 1343 01:38:14,904 --> 01:38:17,442 Always have. Always will. 1344 01:38:18,377 --> 01:38:19,914 Listen up, witches. 1345 01:38:19,914 --> 01:38:21,918 I didn't come to change the world. 1346 01:38:21,918 --> 01:38:23,722 But the world's gonna change for me. 1347 01:38:24,791 --> 01:38:26,928 Or get out of my way! 1348 01:38:26,928 --> 01:38:30,234 'Cause you can hate me or you can love me. 1349 01:38:30,234 --> 01:38:33,575 But tonight, I'm gonna make you scream God's name. 1350 01:38:54,349 --> 01:38:55,919 Enter the fist, witch. 1351 01:39:10,516 --> 01:39:12,686 Fist, Fist, Fist, Fist, Fist, Fist... 1352 01:39:12,686 --> 01:39:14,857 Can you feel how hard I am! 1353 01:39:16,528 --> 01:39:18,497 I guess Fist got his groove back. 1354 01:39:25,646 --> 01:39:26,681 You got my tiger's eye? 1355 01:39:26,681 --> 01:39:28,350 You got something what I'm looking for, man? 1356 01:39:28,350 --> 01:39:29,787 I got what you looking for, man. 1357 01:39:29,787 --> 01:39:30,889 Who sent you? 1358 01:39:30,889 --> 01:39:33,027 Who sent me? Sun Tzu sent me! 1359 01:39:33,027 --> 01:39:34,530 Man, rewind, man. 1360 01:39:36,433 --> 01:39:38,304 Sun Tzu sent my ass. 1361 01:39:40,609 --> 01:39:43,013 Man, wars are fought and won, man, 1362 01:39:43,013 --> 01:39:45,586 but you know what, the battle stays the same. 1363 01:39:45,586 --> 01:39:47,021 You know what I'm talking about, man? 1364 01:39:47,021 --> 01:39:49,727 Because of the fact you found the tiger's eye. 1365 01:39:49,727 --> 01:39:52,465 You found the tiger's eye, so I'm gonna hook a brother up. 1366 01:39:52,465 --> 01:39:54,002 You found the tiger's eye. 1367 01:40:05,424 --> 01:40:07,495 No, who sent you? 1368 01:40:07,495 --> 01:40:09,366 No, who sent you? 1369 01:40:09,366 --> 01:40:10,736 You came into my movie. 1370 01:40:10,736 --> 01:40:15,646 Fist, I just arrived from the Planet Mongo on my rocket cycle. 1371 01:40:15,646 --> 01:40:17,550 What were you doing on Mongo? 1372 01:40:17,550 --> 01:40:19,954 Kicking Ming's butt. 1373 01:40:19,954 --> 01:40:23,795 I gotta tell you something. I stole your golden fleece. 1374 01:40:23,795 --> 01:40:25,431 Why did you take it? 1375 01:40:25,431 --> 01:40:28,638 I needed it to become the savior of the universe. 1376 01:40:29,740 --> 01:40:32,780 You can keep it. It's '70s style. 1377 01:40:32,780 --> 01:40:34,517 I'm an '80s man. 1378 01:40:34,517 --> 01:40:35,852 I gotta get back to work. 1379 01:40:37,756 --> 01:40:38,825 Fist, 1380 01:40:39,760 --> 01:40:41,664 is it okay if I watch, man? 1381 01:40:45,872 --> 01:40:47,910 -Oh, yeah. 1382 01:40:47,910 --> 01:40:49,112 Awesome, man. 1383 01:40:50,816 --> 01:40:51,951 You got a nice smile. 1384 01:40:52,786 --> 01:40:54,122 You got a nice mustache. 1385 01:40:54,122 --> 01:40:55,759 Watch what I do with it, baby. 1386 01:40:59,567 --> 01:41:01,503 ♪ ...Montezuma ♪ 1387 01:41:01,503 --> 01:41:04,977 ♪ To the shores of Tripoli ♪ 1388 01:41:04,977 --> 01:41:08,484 ♪ We will fight our country's battle ♪ 1389 01:41:09,486 --> 01:41:12,926 ♪ On the land and on the sea ♪ 1390 01:41:12,926 --> 01:41:19,840 ♪ I am proud to have the title of United States Marine ♪ 1391 01:41:20,575 --> 01:41:22,813 Yes, that's right. 1392 01:41:23,882 --> 01:41:26,521 No, Charlie don't surf. Huh? 1393 01:41:26,521 --> 01:41:28,023 No, no, no, no! 1394 01:41:30,762 --> 01:41:33,033 I love the smell of napalm in the morning. 1395 01:41:34,169 --> 01:41:37,609 I want some, too! Show me The Fist! 1396 01:41:40,481 --> 01:41:42,519 Where's Superfly when you need him? 1397 01:41:56,246 --> 01:41:57,616 One bitch. 1398 01:41:58,217 --> 01:41:59,887 Two bitch! 1399 01:42:00,789 --> 01:42:03,862 Three bitch! 1400 01:42:04,797 --> 01:42:06,166 Four bitch. 1401 01:42:10,207 --> 01:42:12,780 Who invited Count Chocula to the party? 1402 01:42:12,780 --> 01:42:15,719 I am not Count Chocula. 1403 01:42:15,719 --> 01:42:19,660 I am Blacula. 1404 01:42:21,129 --> 01:42:23,467 Do I think all limp dicks look alike? 1405 01:42:23,467 --> 01:42:27,208 I'm gonna make big bucks from this movie. 1406 01:42:30,114 --> 01:42:31,684 Any last words? 1407 01:42:44,877 --> 01:42:47,549 Leave me, bitches! 1408 01:42:52,826 --> 01:42:54,930 Any last words? 1409 01:42:56,132 --> 01:43:00,007 Yeah, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. 1410 01:43:00,007 --> 01:43:03,013 Heaven has no fury like The Fist. 1411 01:43:03,013 --> 01:43:05,184 I ain't got nothing left to say, man. 1412 01:43:05,184 --> 01:43:07,021 Let's do the monster smash. 1413 01:43:40,120 --> 01:43:41,691 Galactic Fist. 1414 01:43:42,993 --> 01:43:45,632 You're not going to win, Fist 1415 01:43:45,632 --> 01:43:47,268 I'm going to win. 1416 01:43:47,268 --> 01:43:50,942 You can never beat me! 1417 01:43:50,942 --> 01:43:53,548 Heroes don't exist anymore! 1418 01:44:03,333 --> 01:44:06,574 Fist the fist! Get him. 1419 01:44:06,974 --> 01:44:08,377 Get him. 1420 01:44:08,377 --> 01:44:10,080 Bleed them. 1421 01:44:12,686 --> 01:44:15,759 Get them all! 1422 01:44:20,935 --> 01:44:23,006 Get the black one first. 1423 01:44:35,330 --> 01:44:37,803 Oh, robots can't stop me. Okay? 1424 01:44:39,105 --> 01:44:40,675 Whoo! 1425 01:45:03,755 --> 01:45:07,963 Feel my wrath, Fist. How does that feel? 1426 01:45:35,718 --> 01:45:40,027 Are you ready for the red eye? 1427 01:45:47,007 --> 01:45:48,878 Galactic Fist. 1428 01:46:14,028 --> 01:46:16,032 ♪ Bring us a warrior ♪ 1429 01:46:16,032 --> 01:46:17,334 ♪ Bring us a champion ♪ 1430 01:46:17,334 --> 01:46:19,205 ♪ Someone to fight hard ♪ 1431 01:46:19,205 --> 01:46:20,374 ♪ Be light in the dark ♪ 1432 01:46:20,374 --> 01:46:22,077 ♪ Bring us a warrior ♪ 1433 01:46:22,077 --> 01:46:23,681 ♪ Bring us a champion ♪ 1434 01:46:23,681 --> 01:46:26,887 ♪ And we won't back down ♪ 1435 01:46:26,887 --> 01:46:28,356 ♪ Bring us a warrior ♪ 1436 01:46:33,166 --> 01:46:35,137 ♪ Bring us a warrior ♪ 1437 01:46:36,774 --> 01:46:39,245 ♪ We won't back down ♪ 1438 01:46:39,245 --> 01:46:41,750 ♪ Bring us a warrior ♪ 1439 01:46:44,021 --> 01:46:46,727 ♪ This eye in the sky You know what I mean ♪ 1440 01:46:46,727 --> 01:46:49,733 ♪ Vengeance is mine Yeah, you know how I feel ♪ 1441 01:47:00,320 --> 01:47:03,026 ♪ Wipe the self The felt is the birthplace ♪ 1442 01:47:03,026 --> 01:47:05,765 ♪ I see the G-O-D In some blackface ♪ 1443 01:47:05,765 --> 01:47:08,436 ♪ Zeroes and heroes Fist knew about this ♪ 1444 01:47:08,436 --> 01:47:11,409 ♪ Solid ages Flagrant, and they talk shit ♪ 1445 01:47:16,754 --> 01:47:19,358 ♪ Palo Alto licked And I'm about this ♪ 1446 01:47:19,358 --> 01:47:22,131 ♪ May you rest in peace Or more selective ♪ 1447 01:47:22,131 --> 01:47:25,270 ♪ Soul rissoles Can't taste this dog shit ♪ 1448 01:47:25,270 --> 01:47:28,711 ♪ Speak to the G Yeah, he's The Fist ♪ 1449 01:47:33,319 --> 01:47:35,958 ♪ Yeah, VOD I hope you get this ♪ 1450 01:47:35,958 --> 01:47:38,831 ♪ Negro peons Lyin' in the pulpit ♪ 1451 01:47:38,831 --> 01:47:41,269 ♪ Not free to be dumb Yeah, you trot this ♪ 1452 01:47:41,269 --> 01:47:43,941 ♪ Gone down the coast You must pork this ♪ 97332