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[♪♪♪]

Must be good to be home again, sir.

Yeah.

Well, we'll see about that.

[LAUGHING]

Good afternoon. I'm here to see
Assistant Director Harold Cooper.

Do you have an appointment?
I do not.

Tell him it's Raymond Reddington.

[COMPUTER BEEPING]

[SIREN BLARING]

[♪♪♪]

Ressler. Washington office.
Case agent on Reddington.

When?
An hour ago.

We confirm it's actually him?

It's him, all right. Prints match. Tattoos.

He even volunteered classified details
about a Brussels mission in '08.

What happened in Brussels, sir?
We tried to kill him, sir.

It really is him.

Came in with a briefcase
containing every alias he's ever used.

Most of them we've never even heard of.
What does he want?

RESSLER:
Don't know. Won't talk.

He's a stone.
Call Lab Services.

Have them fit him
with an AlphaChip RFID tag.

Assemble a full intel review. NSA. CIA.
What exactly do you want to know?

COOPER:
Everything.

RESSLER:
Raymond "Red" Reddington

attended the Naval Academy.
Top of his class.

Graduated by the time he was 24.

He was being groomed for admiral.

Then in 1990,
Reddington's coming home

to see his wife and his daughter
for Christmas. He never arrives.

This highly respected officer up and
disappears from the face of the Earth.

Until four years later,

when classified NOFORN documents
start showing up in Maghreb,

Islamabad, Beijing.

These leaks
were traced to Reddington.

This guy's an equal opportunity offender,
a facilitator of sorts,

who's built an enterprise
brokering deals for fellow criminals.

RAYMOND:
Ouch.

He has no country.
He has no political agenda.

Reddington's only allegiance
is to the highest bidder.

They call him something in the papers.

RESSLER:
"The Concierge of Crime."

He's online.

RAYMOND:
Evidently

someone with the authority
to make decisions has arrived.

I think I smell the stench of your cologne,
Agent Cooper.

Smells like hubris.

COOPER:
Get these feeds fixed.

I want him up here. Come on.

RAYMOND:
You must have many questions,

so let's begin
with the most important one.

Why I'm here.

Remember the 1986 attack
on the U.S. Embassy in Damascus?

The abduction of the six foreign
nationals

from the French consulate
in Algiers in '97,

or the 2002 breach of the
Krung Thai Bank in Bangkok?

You see these events as unrelated.

I can tell you one man
is responsible for all three.

His name is Ranko Zamani.

You want him. I want him.

So let's say for the moment
our interests are aligned.

"Ranko Sinisa Zamani."

Serbian national educated in the U.S.

Ranko Zamani's been dead for six years.
He's a non-existent threat.

Then a dead man just stepped off
United 283 from Munich to Dulles.

He entered the country
under the name Sacha M. Chacko.

Cleared customs at 10:56 a.m.
Okay, listen up, people.

Lab pulled a latent print
from the airline arm rest.

Nine points of comparison.

Zamani's alive.

[♪♪♪]

You have my attention.

Were you wrong?

I was wrong.
Yes, you were wrong.

At least it's not the first time.
Familiar territory.

Now, I'll give you Zamani, but first...

No "but firsts."
You don't decide anything.

Agent Cooper,
you've overestimated your authority.

I said I'll help you
find Zamani and I will.

But from this point forward,
there's one very important rule:

I speak only with Elizabeth Keen.

Who the hell's Elizabeth Keen?

[DOG GRUMBLES]

Oh, buddy.

Seriously, dude?

[CLOCK BEEPING]

Babe, what time is it?
Yeah? I don't know.

What time you gotta be there?
Oh, crap.

What's up?
LIZ: Crap.

What?
No.

It's my first day.
Babe, are you good? You need help?

I missed the bus, babe.

I'm gonna need to take the car.
Okay.

You can't take the car. I need it.
The field trip planning committee.

LIZ: You took the dog out, right?
I did.

For the field trip,
Air and Space or the D.C. Zoo?

The zoo's gender neutral.
All right. Good thinking.

We're out of milk.
Sorry.

LIZ:
Is this pee?

I'm standing in pee, babe.

He's your dog too.
Thanks a lot.

I'm gonna smell like a urinary
tract infection on my first day.

Hey, don't forget we got the last
adoption meeting today, 1:30.

Hey, you heard me, right? 1:30?
Yep, 1:30. Last meeting.

I'm in the car. You got the keys?
Yeah, in my pocket.

Okay, I got your coffee.
Okay. No more peeing, dude.

♪ I don't got no regrets ♪ ♪

What?

We both woke up seven minutes ago.

I'm pretty sure my pants are on
backwards and I can barely see straight.

But you are somehow dressed,

composed and as beautiful
as the day I met you.

I think I'm forgetting something.
Yeah.

[SIGHS]

I'm not gonna let this job come
between us and our family.

I know.

We want a family,
we're going to have a family.

Wait. Were you serious about that
kid thing? Because I got stuff going... Ow!

Mama.

Today's the day.
Yeah, I know.

Man, I am so proud of you.
Thanks.

You worked so hard for this.
Are you nervous?

No. But I am very late.

[HELICOPTER ENGINE ROARING]

[SIRENS WAILING]

[♪♪♪]

Agent Keen. Donald Ressler.
Washington field office.

I need you to come with me right away.

Babe, I don't think
I'm gonna need to take the car.

[DOOR BEEPS]

Agent Keen. Am I getting that right?
Yes, sir. Heh.

Cooper. Assistant Director
of Counter terrorism.

Yes, sir. I know who you are, sir.

So, uh, can you tell us what's going on?

I wish I could. I can tell you that

I've been vetted by the agency
like everyone else.

You know, same background checks,
psych profiles.

I'm sure OPR's trolling
my digital footprint right now,

and I can tell you what they'll find.
What?

Nothing. I have no history
with Reddington.

They tell me today's your first day
as a profiler.

Yes. I was reassigned from New York.
Graduated Quantico last month.

Congratulations.
Thank you.

Do me a favor.

Profile yourself.

I'm sorry, sir?
Who are you?

What is he looking for?
Profile Elizabeth Keen.

Oh, okay, heh, heh, uh...

Um...

Well, I've been with the Bureau
for four years.

I was the head of the Mobile
Emergency Psych Unit in New York.

We worked murders, extortion...
Read your résumé.

Heh, of course.

My colleagues call me "sir."

They think I'm...

a bitch.

Like most kids who raised themselves,
I can display narcissistic behavior.

I can be withdrawn,

disconnected, um...

I have a deep yearning to understand
and relate to the criminal mind.

I'm board certified in forensic psychology
and yet I operate under the delusion

that I can rewrite my past
by having kids of my own.

Do you find it odd Reddington
surrendered himself

the day you start working
as a profiler?

I think that it suggests
he was waiting for me.

Why you? Specifically.

Because I'm new and he thinks
I can be easily manipulated.

The man obviously doesn't
know me very well.

[♪♪♪]

LIZ:
What is this place?

RESSLER:
D.C. Metro Sorting Facility,

U.S. Postal Service.

It was abandoned and slated
for demo 12 years ago.

The Bureau acquired
the building post-9/11.

Been operating a variety of covert
operations here ever since.

So this is a black site?

We're sentimental. We prefer
to call it the, uh, Post Office.

[EXHALES]

If you need anything, remember,

we're right here.

[DOOR BUZZES]

[BEEPING]

[CHUCKLES]

Agent Keen, what a pleasure.

Well...

I'm here.

You got rid of your highlights.

[CHUCKLES]

You look much less Baltimore.

Do you get back home much?
Tell me about Zamani.

I haven't been home in years.

Why involve me? I'm nobody.

It's my first day.
Nothing special about me.

Oh, I think you're very special.

Within the hour, Ranko Zamani
will abduct the daughter

of U.S. General Daniel Ryker.

There'll be some kind of diversion,
communications will be scrambled,

and he'll grab the girl.

He wants to be out of the country
within 36 hours.

If you don't move quickly, she will die.

That's what I know.

And how do you know this?

Because I'm the one
who got him into the country.

And I'm supposed to believe you?

Ha, ha, ha!
No, of course not. Ha-ha-ha.

I'm a criminal.
Criminals are notorious liars.

Everything about me is a lie.

But if anyone can give me
a second chance, it's you.

The two of us

have overcome so much.

I mean, look at you.

Abandoned by a father
who was a career criminal,

a mother who died
of weakness and shame.

Yet here you are,
about to make a name for yourself,

about to capture Ranko Zamani.

I'm gonna make you famous, Lizzy.

What did you tell him?

What are you talking about?

How did he know those things?
Private things about my family?

Why didn't your father's record
show up?

I think we need to contact
the SWAT commander at Quantico.

This is nonsense. He's bluffing.
No, he's establishing value.

RESSLER: I've been the case
agent on him for five years.

Yeah, and five years
has gotten you what?

You asked me here,
you asked my opinion. Here it is.

That girl's gonna get taken.

Excuse me.

[GASPING]

LIZ:
Tom. Thank God you picked up.

Hey, tell me you're close.
What's going on? Are you close?

That helicopter, they flew me
to the assistant director,

put me on a case
and I can't get away right now.

You're kidding, right?
The adoption people, they're all waiting.

Liz, are you there?
Put on a great show in there.

Better pull yourself together,
you called in the cavalry.

Can I just have one minute? Um...
You don't have a minute. Come on.

Let's go.

LIZ: I'm sorry. I know
we had an appointment,

but there's a girl, something happened.
I can't tell you. it's classified.

This whole day is classified.

Lizzy, babe, if it's too much,
we don't have to do this right now, okay?

We don't have to do it.
We'll do it next year.

But if we are gonna
go through with this,

you gotta do it with me.
You know? I can't do it alone.

We gotta go.
No. No. Tom, listen.

Our family is the only thing that matters,
okay?

It's the only thing that matters.
Okay.

Yeah, I know. All right, let me handle it.

[CAR HORN HONKS]

I'll take care of it.
This woman might punch me, but I got it.

I am so sorry.
Don't be sorry, just be safe, okay?

I love you.
I love you too.

[♪♪♪]

[CHATTERING]

Sir.

At ease.
We have a situation, sir.

It's about your daughter.
My daughter?

[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING
ON PIANO]

Guys with the guns, please.
We don't want to scare the kids.

I got this.

Beth. Sweetie, this lady
needs to speak to you.

Hi, Bethany, don't be scared.
I just need you to come with me, okay?

Thank you.

[♪♪♪]

LIZ:
Your name's Beth, right? Yeah?

My name's Beth too.

I'm Elizabeth.

My friends call me Liz, though.

You can call me Liz if you want.

My daddy has a pin like that.

Oh, yeah?

I bet your daddy has lots of medals.

To get a pin like this
you gotta be really brave.

This can be your special pin, okay?

There you go.

You like it?

Mmm...

You don't have to...

Thank you so much.
This is beautiful.

Wow.

The bull's pokey. Be careful.
Okay, I'll be careful. Heh.

What's going on?

Hey, what's going on?

Hazmat has the road closed.
We'll be turning around.

MAN 1:
Rolling Thunder to Follow 1.

Be advised,
we have a chemical spill ahead.

MAN 2: Copy that. Proceeding
to alternate route.

Do you want to call your daddy?

Yeah, I want to tell him I'm okay.

Okay.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[BETH SCREAMS]

[MEN YELLING]

[TIRES SCREECHING]

Back up!

[GROANS]

LIZA; Are you okay?
BETH: I think so.

[MEN SHOUTING IN SERBIAN]

MAN [OVER RADIO]:
Tango, tango, tango, respond.

I can't see. I got blood in my...

[SCREAMS]

[YELLS]

MAN:
Get the girl.

If you want to save the girl,
do not fire your weapon.

Take it.

[GASPING]

LIZ: Okay, baby, this
smoke's gonna hurt us.

I need you to put this on for me.
BETH: What about you?

LIZ:
There's only one.

It's for you. Listen to me. These men
are gonna come and take you.

Are they gonna hurt me?

They're not gonna hurt you.
I'm gonna find you, okay?

Okay.

[GRUNTS]

Beth, I'm gonna find you.

[MAN SHOUTING IN SERBIAN]

[COUGHING]

[GRUNTS]

[COUGHING]

[♪♪♪]

Who made the call to send
that girl after my daughter?

Who made the call?

[DOOR OPENS]

LIZ:
Where's the girl?

It's been four hours. Your people
haven't made any demands.

My people?
I told you Zamani would take the girl.

I told you that's all I knew.

This is in your hands now.

I need your help with Zamani.

How about a trade?

You tell me and I'll tell you.

Tell me about the scar on your palm.

I've noticed how you stroke it.

There was a fire. I was 14.

Someone tried to hurt you.

Not exactly, no.

[CLEARS THROAT]

May I see it?

Is a child really what you want?
How on Earth...?

But a baby won't fix
what happened in the past.

You can't speak about parenthood

when you abandon your wife
and daughter on Christmas Eve.

The girl.

You won't find the girl until you
learn to look at this differently.

And how should I look at this?

Like a criminal.

May come easier than you think.

Shall I show you?

Well, at least you know
what Zamani looks like.

Oh, heh, heh, my goodness.

I haven't seen him in years.

Very interesting fellow.

Completely unrelated to this.

You're pointing at the wrong guy here.

Miroslav.

They call him The Chemist.

You can't just...
A highly regarded munitions expert.

He left MIT to work for a Russian,
Vor Usoyan.

Last two years,

very expensive freelancer.

I don't know what the hell any of this is.

Ooh, the German.

A banker.

Name's Reinhardt.

He's most likely moving the money.

The girl? What do you have
on the girl and her father?

Your 36-hour timeline
would suggest a singular event.

Something in D.C.

I'm not sure how the girl fits.
What about The Chemist?

Important,

well paid.

Whatever Zamani's planning
is expensive.

Some sort of attack?

You're thinking like a cop.

Cops are so objective.
They're obligated to protocols.

Make it personal.
RESSLER: Okay, this is nonsense.

Zamani's sick.
CIA says he carries Nipah virus.

Dying makes him dangerous.

So, what does he desperately want
before he dies?

And how does that relate
to the little girl?

Her father, the general,
spent time in Bosnia,

supporting NATO troops
in the Bihac Pocket region.

Zamani's home.

He bombed
a chemical weapons facility...

poisoning the village.

It's about his family.

They died, Zamani survived.

He wants revenge.

He hired The Chemist to build a bomb,
detonate it in Washington.

He's gonna use Beth
to settle the score.

Deliver the bomb.

Okay, let's move. We're on a clock.

I have an acquaintance.

They call him The innkeeper, runs
a series of safe houses. Lean on him.

He'll know where to find The Chemist.

You find The Chemist,

you'll find Zamani.

Where is this innkeeper?

If I tell you, you have to give me
something in return.

No more restraints, no more cages.

If you want Zamani,
he has to believe I'm moving freely,

in touch with old friends,
staying in one of my favorite hotels.

If you think we're gonna
put you up at the Sheraton...

Ha, ha, ha!
Save your Starwood points, Harold.

The Sheraton is not my scene.

[♪♪♪]

RESSLER:
Hey, live it up, pal.

Soon as this is over,
you're headed back to a black site.

ERIC: Mr. Homan, it's awfully
nice to have you back.

There's complimentary champagne.

As usual, the bed's made up
with blankets instead of a comforter.

Will there be anything else?
No, thank you, Eric.

Tip the gentleman, will you?

[♪♪♪]

Where is The Chemist?

AGENT 1:
FBI. Hands.

[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

AGENT 2:
Against the wall!

[GRUNTING]

[DEAN MARTIN'S "AIN'T THAT A KICK
IN THE HEAD" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

♪ How lucky can one guy be? ♪

♪ I kissed her and she kissed me ♪

♪Like the fella once said ♪

♪ Ain't that a kick in the head? ♪ ♪

They found the lab. They're interrogating
The Chemist as we speak.

What about the bomb?

We think that we got there
before he built it.

I gotta get out of here
and clear my head.

Take a shower, see my husband.

Don't go too far.

[MELLOW ACOUSTIC MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

Oh, my...

[GIGGLING]

Did they say yes?

Oh, baby.

How did you do this?

Oh, my God, I cannot believe...

We're gonna have a baby,
and this is exact...

Tom?

[GASPS]

[GUN COCKS]

Sit down.

Sit down!

Do what I say
or I'll shoot your husband.

See, Tom and I,
we have been talking,

trying to figure out
how you knew I was in town.

[MOANS]

I tell him you figure out my plan

to take the general's daughter.

Tom, look at me.

ZAMANI:
Make for nice surprise.

But my people
handle quite well, I think.

It's gonna be okay.

But then,

your people come
for my Chemist friend.

I was finished with The Chemist,

so you saved me
payment for services. Heh.

And for that, I thank you.

But it did make me wonder
what else you know.

What else do you know?

I don't...

Tom.
No, no, no. Over here.

I ask question.

What else do you know
about my plan?

A bomb. Maybe. We don't know.

We only knew about the girl.
The rest is just speculation.

Tom, baby, it's gonna be okay.

[TOM GRUNTS]

You son of a bitch.
What else do you know about my plan?

Nothing. I swear.

[TOM GROANING]

My God.

You're not as smart
as Reddington says.

My friend, he is always
so obsessed with you.

I'm not sure why.
It's gonna be okay.

Now, what I have planned
will make for many casualties.

So now you have choice.

Stop me now,

and save many Americans,

or save only one.

[TOM GROANS AND LIZ YELLS]

What do you choose?

LIZ:
God. Tom.

[LIZ GASPING AND CRYING]

Oh, my God. Baby, keep your...

Oh, my God.
Baby, keep your eyes open.

I'm gonna get help.
I'm gonna get help.

[CELL PHONE BEEPS]

Don't fall asleep.

You're gonna be okay.

WOMAN [OVER PHONE]:
911. What is your emergency?

[♪♪♪]

[VENTILATOR BEEPING]

Did you send him?

Are you the one who did this?

Did what?

He was in my house. My husband
is on a ventilator because Zamani...

Calm down
and tell me what happened.

Don't play stupid.
You're the only thing connecting us.

He told me
that you're obsessed with me.

Did he mention the girl or the bomb?

We're not a team.
Zamani.

I'm not your partner.
What did he say?

I don't know, he said something about
casualties and chemical agents,

and he talked about you.

He thanked me
for getting rid of The Chemist.

So the bomb's still in play.

Why the hell was he in my house?

Tell me. You know him.

Why is my husband
dying in a hospital right now?

The truth is, despite your feelings,
your husband doesn't matter.

Zamani did you a favor, Lizzy.

Now, you know I just punched
a hole in your carotid.

Best chance, one minute
before you pass out.

So here's how it's gonna work.

You tell me how I find Zamani
and make this right,

or I let you die right here.

Understand?

Yeah.

But if I die, you'll never know
the truth about your husband.

You know nothing about my husband.

[♪♪♪]

[CHATTERING]

[YELLS]

[GASPING]

Agent Ressler?

I gotta talk to him.
You shouldn't even be here.

You're under official review.
You know that.

I know.
The Chemist isn't talking, is he?

No.

Red knows Zamani.
Just give me five minutes.

[SIGHS]

Thank you.

[♪♪♪]

He's gone.
What do you mean he's gone?

RESSLER:
Jesus.

[ELEVATOR DINGS]

It's good to see you, old friend.

Initiating track.

Okay, got him. His chip indicates
he's at the Lincoln Memorial.

[HORN BLARES]

RESSLER: We're on him. Forty
seconds out. En route.

How did things go with Agent Keen?

Paid her a visit, like you asked.

And the husband?

Like you asked.

It's a shame you're gonna
miss the cherry blossoms.

ZAMANI: I think a great many people
will miss the cherry blossoms.

RAYMOND: Tell me, the general's
daughter is such a risk.

ZAMANI:
This is about much more than one girl.

He's on the move.
Heading westbound.

ZAMANI:
This is about...

the children.

[SIRENS WAILING]

ZAMANI:
Raymond, today,

on this day,

I am giving their plague
back to them.

In 60 years, they will be talking about
this day.

About my legacy.

[SIRENS BLARING]

[COMPUTER BEEPING
AND KEYBOARD CLACKING]

TECH: Still heading west. Three
hundred yards from your position.

Hello?
RAYMOND: There's a wrinkle.

Zamani wants more
than the general's daughter.

He's after children.
Where are you?

TECH:
Approaching 14th. You gotta move.

You gotta move.

I need you to tell me what Zamani said.

In the house, what did he say,

what did you see?

[GRUNTS]

He, uh, asked about The Chemist
and about the girl.

No. What did you see?

Uh, there was blood everywhere.
Take a breath, Lizzy.

Over here.
There was a tattoo.

He's Serbian Orthodox.
TECH: You're closing on him.

RAYMOND: He wouldn't have a tattoo.
LIZ: I know what I saw.

This mark, I've seen it before.

TOM: Field trip. D.C. Air
and Space or the D.C. Zoo?

It wasn't a tattoo.

It was a stamp.

Zamani's gonna bomb the D.C. Zoo.

RESSLER:
I got nothing. Come on, where is he?

He's turning onto Maryland Ave.

[♪ ♪ ♪]

[CHATTERING]

TECH:
Dead ahead. He's dead ahead.

He's stopped. The signal has stopped.
He's right there. He's right there.

RESSLER: Where is he?
He should be right behind you.

Moving vertically. Stairs.
Are there stairs near you?

[CHILDREN LAUGHING
AND CHATTERING]

Beth?

Hi, honey.

Are you hurt?
No.

Are you alone?

He said to wait here for my daddy.

He said not to take it off.

[♪♪♪]

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

RAYMOND:
Whatever you do, don't touch it.

There's less than three minutes.
I've got to evacuate, call bomb squad...

RAYMOND:
They will never be there in time.

My friend, he's on his way.

Your friend. What friend?

[LINE DISCONNECTS]

Reddington!

Reddington!

Hands in the air.

Zamani.

Step down from the ledge.

Hands where I can see them
or I'll shoot you down.

Tell the general

his daughter was an unfortunate
civilian casualty.

He pulled the tracking chip.
Son of a bitch.

[TIMER BEEPING]

Did Reddington send you?

[SPEAKING IN SERBIAN]

I can't understand what you're saying.
Can you stop the bomb? Can you stop it?

[MAN CONTINUES
SPEAKING IN SERBIAN]

Are we gonna be okay?
Yeah, baby, we're gonna be okay.

[♪♪♪]

Hey.

I was scared when I was your age too.

But I had a secret weapon
to keep me safe.

My daddy gave it to me.

It's very special. I've never shown it
to anybody. it's like magic.

What does it do?

Whenever I'm feeling sad or afraid,

I just touch it like this
and it makes me brave.

Do you want to see
if it can make you brave?

Yeah?

[DEVICE BEEPING]

You're a brave girl.

[DEVICE STOPS BEEPING
AND MAN YELLS IN SERBIAN]

Wait.

Wait. What are you doing?

Just consider the device
his payment for services.

[SHOUTING IN SERBIAN]

That is a chemical weapon.

He's fascinated by the things.

He certainly has
more use for it than we do.

[MEN SHOUTING]

BETH:
Daddy!

Red vest, gray sweatshirt.
He's got the bomb.

MAN:
Move back, people!

We're gonna make a great team.

COOPER:
Who is the Ukrainian?

I'm not gonna tell you.
You gave him a chemical weapon.

He took it. That's the price
of doing business, Harold,

with certain people
who can get certain things done.

You know that.
You never look at the larger picture.

The bomb didn't detonate,
the girl is safe, Zamani's dead.

Frankly, I think this all went down
rather swimmingly.

This was never about Zamani.

You surrendered and infiltrated the FBI
to get at our intelligence.

Your intelligence?
To get that weapon.

I certainly don't want your intelligence,
Ressler. I'm quite happy with my own.

It's more likely I tried
to help you in good faith

and had to finish the job myself
because... you couldn't.

I think we're finished.

Well, this was fun. Let's do it again.

Really, let's do it again.

Understand, Zamani was only the first.
The first what?

Name. On the list.

[♪♪♪]

What list?

Let's call it "the Blacklist."
That sounds exciting.

That's why we're all here, of course.
My wish list.

A list I've been cultivating
for over 20 years.

Politicians, mobsters, hackers,
spies.

We have our own list.
RAYMOND: Agent Ressler, please.

We know your Top Ten is little more
than a publicity campaign.

It's a popularity contest at best.

I'm talking about the criminals
who matter.

The ones you can't find because
you don't even know they exist.

Zamani was a small fish.

I'm Ahab.

And if you want the whales on my list,
you have to play by my rules.

I never sleep in the same location
for more than two nights in a row.

I want a fully encrypted

8-millimeter tag embedded in my neck,
not that garbage

from AlphaChip you stuck in my
shoulder. I want my own security.

I compiled a list of five
acceptable applicants. Pick two.

Whatever I tell you falls under an
immunity package that I negotiate myself.

And finally, most importantly,

I speak only with Elizabeth Keen.

[JIM JAMES' "STATE OF THE ART
(A.E.I.O.U.)" PLAYING]

♪ Daylight comes ♪

♪ Daylight goes ♪

♪ How far will it reach ♪

♪ Ain't nobody knows ♪

♪ I use state-of-the-art ♪

♪ Technology ♪

♪ It's supposed to make
For better living ♪

♪ Are we better human beings? ♪

♪ And I'm straining to remember ♪

♪ Just what it means to be alive ♪ ♪

[DOOR OPENS]

You've discovered something curious
about your husband, haven't you, Lizzy?

♪ If you're having girl problems
I feel bad for you, son ♪

♪ I got 99 problems
And a bitch ain't one ♪ ♪