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I am Marion Moseby, your cruise ship manager
Welcome on board!
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Oh, you can get a pair just like these
on the plaza deck
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The shorts, not the legs
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Gangway, London Tipton coming thru
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Ow!
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Wow, what was these?!
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That was my foot!
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Well, what was it doing under
my trunk?
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Moseby, enough of your problems.
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I am on vacation.
Yay, me!
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Well, actually "yay, you"
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is on the ship to attend
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Seven seas high school.
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While it may be on a cruise ship,
but this is no vacation.
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Your daddy put you on this boat
so that you can't
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jet off to Paris for lunch and miss
your afternoon classes
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I had afternoon classes?
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What's next, classes in the morning?
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Were there London.
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You know...
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the older I get, the more I realize you have to
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look adversity in the eye and say
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"you don't scare me!"
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Hey Mr. Moseby!
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*Mr. Mosbey screams*
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Moseby you're shaking like a chihuahua!
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Cold...
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seabreeze!
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You probably shouldn't have left your
pants in the dryer for so long!
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Hello Carey!
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Boys...
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Did you miss us Mr. Moseby?
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Oh, why? Yes, yes!
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I mean without you
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the last 3 months on this
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floating paradise have been
half so tortured.
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Well..
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Your suffering is over!
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Eh?
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We're gonna be attending
Seven Seas High!
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Ha?!
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They said they're going to be attending
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Seven Seas Hiiiiigh!
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He's getting old!
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Believe me it was not an
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decision but it's such a great opportunity
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and I can afford it
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with my employee discount
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so how can I say no?
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Well
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Like this...
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Took that better than I thought.
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Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.SubtitleDB.org today
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I can't believe I get to study
oceonagrophy on the ocean!
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I'm gonna study anatomy,
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starting with her.
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Ehem!
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As a study partner..!
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Come on!
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You know, I really hope that
Mr. Moseby is ok!
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Ya..
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That was almost like he wasn't
happy to see us.
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Not true!
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I was jumping for joy.
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Now put me down!
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Aww, come on Mr. Grumpy Pants!
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You know you're happy to see us.
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Yes..
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I am smiling on the inside.
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Now
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If you'll excuse me
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Think I swallowed a flounder
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Here's your Seven Seas High manual
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Don't lose it!
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It will be your life preserver.
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Or your anker
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Don't worry!
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Your children are save.
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Excuse me!
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Excuse me!
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Excuse me!, Excuse me!
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Erm...
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is this where we get our suite assignments?
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Yes but as you can see
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there's a line!
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As you can see
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I don't care!
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My name is London Tipton!
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Oooh!
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Let's not make a big deal about
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the fact that my daddy owns the boat!
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Deal...
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I will treat you the same as
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everyone else!
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Back in the line!!
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I mean if that's ok with you..
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It isn't..
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And that's ok with me!
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Oh
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There's the check-in line.
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It's ok Mom!
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I'll take it from here
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Oh but there you need me to sign the forms for you
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Got it.
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I love you!
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I love you!
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Have a good flight back to Kansas!
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Give a big hug to Sally, Lynn and
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all the other chickens!
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I will!
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Now don't you forget..
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I know!
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Bye!
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Oh..
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ok!
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Wear sun cream!
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Don't worry
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I put the seat down
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Whoa,
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check out our schedule!
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8 o'clock
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breakfast buffet
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9 o'clock
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volleyball tournament and
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donuts!
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10 o'clock
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water sports and omelette bar.
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Man, I love this school!
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Zack, that's the passengers' schedule.
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Here's the students' schedule
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8 hours of school
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and then a cheese sandwich.
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*Speakers* Attention! 10 minutes to departure
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*Speakers* All ashore that's going ashore
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Well..
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guess this is..
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Goodbye!
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Aw..
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Cody!
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Oh Mom!
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Oh man..!
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What am I gonna do without you?
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Don't worry, I've prepared 6 months of
crescent rolls.
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They're in the freezer
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Bake it 350� for 45 minutes
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Does that include defrosting time?
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No Mom it never includes that.
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I'll e-mail you.
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I'll miss you guys so much.
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Eh Mom, hey, not a baby!
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No, you're right you're not.
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Don't know when it happened that
you guys grew up.
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You don't need me anymore to
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tie your shoes or remind you to wear your
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sweaters which you really should be wearing because
it's really breezy out here on this deck
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Sorry...
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Force of habit
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So ah..
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Ok well
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Bye Zack!
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Bye Mom!
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Honey, you ok?
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Yeah!
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Sure!
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No problem!
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See you!
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Ok!
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Mommy, don't go!!
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Uch!
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How hideous!
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Oh, you do not like the room?
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No your clothes.
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You really have to talk to daddy about
these new maid outfits.
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Oh you think I am..
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No no no no no!
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I'm Padma, your roommate!
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Roommate?
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Isn't it bad enough that daddy is making
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me go to this stupid sea school?
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Now he's making me share a room with a maid?!
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Ah.. student!
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Student-maid?..
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I hate training a new maid!
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And I hate rooming with stuck up snobs
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So I guess we're both up the Ganges without paddle!
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Look!
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I need my own room!
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Uh, idea!
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Why don't you drop out?
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Uh, better idea!
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Why don't you drop dead?
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There's nothing you can do that will make me
drop out of this school!
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Really?
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Pick one from the top
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or two from the bottom
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I'm filthy rich!
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I'm filthy rich!
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Oh, hold that gangway I've got things to buy!
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Well
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This is my room.
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Guess this is it.
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After 15 years of sharing a room
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We finally go our separate ways.
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I'll miss ya!
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I'll miss ya too!
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Hey I am Co - holy toledo
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Nice to meet you "Coholy"
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What happened in here?
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I was looking for my underwear.
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Oh!
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There it is!
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You only brought one pair?
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Plus the pair I'm wearing!
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Ow!
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I'm Woody!
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Ah, you're one of those clean freaks.
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Well,
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I wouldn't necessarily call myself a freak.
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Better go wash my hands.
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You didn't use the bathroom yet, right?
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Oh yeah!
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Coholy?!
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Mr. "Toledo"?!
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Yo, I'm Bailey Pickett, sup?
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Hey brosif, what's going on? Zack Martin!
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Oh..
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right, fist pounds
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Whoa, what a mess?!
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Oh no,
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you're not one of those neat freaks, are you?
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Cuz I have dealt with one of those before!
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No man,
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I'm just one of the guys!
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Erm.. that's my girlfriend's!
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I didn't think it was yours..!
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So ah..
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What's your girl like?
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She's very intelligent
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and she's got a great personality
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Arf, arf..
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Whoa!
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Dude!
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I didn't mean to offend you!
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Oh, no!
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I just thought I'd hang a rope
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in divide of the room.
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I like my privacy!
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Aw...
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you are one of those neat freaks!
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No no!
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I'm real easy-going!
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Here's the bathroom schedule!
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Errrm..
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not so sure I can "go" on schedule..
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Helps if you would drain
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If you liked that,
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wait till you hear me fart "Stairway to heaven"
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That's like a 10 minute song!
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I can only do it after the mexican buffet.
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Which..
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we're having tonight!
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Yay..!
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I can not believe
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you used my hairbrush
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to scratch your back!
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Back?
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Ah come on, you're worse than my brother!
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Oh hi Cody, what's going on?
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My roommate farts classic rock.
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Cool!
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*Speaker* Attention students!
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*Speaker* Classroom time will begin in 5 minutes!
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Hey invisible voice,
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5 minutes does not work for me!
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Then why do they call him a purser?!
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I don't know!
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But I do know that it is not his job
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to hold your purse!
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Fine,
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then you hold it!
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Oh good grief, what is in this?
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My allowance.
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Moving on!
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This is the state-of-the-art marine biology lab
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Which my daddy paid for!
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Can I go now?
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No!
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Now if you all follow me, we'll go up
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one deck to the planetarium
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I don't know what that is but my daddy paid for it!
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Can I go now?
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00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:07,685
No,
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but nothing would make me happier..!
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Wanna feed the octopus?
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Yeah!
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That's one good-looking cephalopod
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Ye
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and you know, they're highly intelligent!
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They can be taught to open jars.
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Stupid jar!
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We need a hammer!
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00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:28,915
Yes!!
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00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:32,585
Man
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00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:33,211
Woody?
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Right!
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00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:37,048
You want him?
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00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,132
We can switch roommates!
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You take Woody I take Bailey!
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Deal!
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Woody what are you doing?
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Uh it's mushy!
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And delicate!
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No, ah ah!
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Ah, no no no!
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Can you see it?
317
00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,954
Hey yeah it's stuck here aside at the boat!
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00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:11,249
Hold my legs and lower me down, I think I can reach it!
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00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:12,625
Ok I got it!
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00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:14,293
Seagulls attacking!
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Seagulls attacking!
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Don't leave the octopus!
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00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:19,799
No you're right
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00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:20,216
of course!
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I just let em peck my eyes out..!
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Pull me in!!
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00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,390
Are those care bears?
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00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:30,768
This is a nightmare!
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Not too pretty from this side either!
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Maybe they're still in the lab!
331
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What in the world
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00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,490
is going on here?
333
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N..Nothing?
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00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:51,622
Are those care bears?
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00:13:57,180 --> 00:13:57,795
Come on!
336
00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:01,716
How long does it take for one guy to rinse off?
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00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:03,926
Well excuse me but I'm moisturising!
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00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,388
Which I need to do after I shave.
339
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:09,599
Shave what?
340
00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:11,851
You're like one of those hairless cats!
341
00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:23,654
Hey, seen my soap on a ... whoa?!
342
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:26,157
Dude..!
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00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,201
You need a haircut!
344
00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:37,627
I can explain..!
345
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:40,671
Please tell me the explanation is that you're a girl because...
346
00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:43,049
strangely attracted to you right now!
347
00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:45,676
Alright, alright!
348
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,261
I'm a girl!
349
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:49,347
See,
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00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:52,016
all the girls spots for this year were filled so
351
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,936
I applied as a guy and since my name is Bailey
352
00:14:54,940 --> 00:14:57,563
and I did play in the boys baseball team it worked!
353
00:14:58,189 --> 00:14:59,649
Well it worked right up
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to the moment you walked out when you
355
00:15:01,193 --> 00:15:03,778
were scheduled to take a shower and doing the whole thing!
356
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:06,614
So somehow this is my fault..?
357
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:08,324
Yes!!
358
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:10,660
Don't you knock when you're leavin the bathroom?
359
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,329
Lucky I was raised by a woman
360
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:15,623
so this sort of irrational behavior doesn't throw me.
361
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,960
Wouldn't it have been easier if...
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00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:20,962
just thinking out loud here
363
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to wait and applying next year?!
364
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:24,048
No!
365
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:26,551
If you'd ever smelled hogs, you'd know why!
366
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,303
Not that I don't love Kettlecorn
367
00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:30,680
but it's just too little!
368
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,223
If you blink, you miss the whole town
369
00:15:32,224 --> 00:15:34,14
and suddenly you're caught up in a hustle and bustle cattle pot!
370
00:15:36,02 --> 00:15:37,06
I just can't go home now!
371
00:15:37:07 --> 00:15:37,22
I can't!
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00:15:38,09 --> 00:15:40,19
You have to promise you won't tell anyone I'm a girl!
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00:15:41,03 --> 00:15:42,01
Please!, Please!
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00:15:42,07 --> 00:15:43,04
I'm begging you!
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00:15:47,19 --> 00:15:48,13
Don't worry!
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00:15:48,19 --> 00:15:50,05
It will be our little secret!
377
00:15:51,00 --> 00:15:52,20
Woody said he's willing to trade - why..
378
00:15:52,21 --> 00:15:54,00
are you guys holding hands?
379
00:15:55,03 --> 00:15:55,19
Err..
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00:15:55,20 --> 00:15:57,07
secret handshake!
381
00:15:58,06 --> 00:15:58,21
Yes!
382
00:15:59,19 --> 00:16:00,12
And by the way
383
00:16:00,16 --> 00:16:02,08
I'm not trading roommates!
384
00:16:07,11 --> 00:16:07,40
So..
385
00:16:08,09 --> 00:16:09,21
Why didn't you wanna switch roommates?
386
00:16:11,15 --> 00:16:13,07
We figured opposites attract!
387
00:16:13,10 --> 00:16:15,10
A..And by opposites he means
388
00:16:15,13 --> 00:16:17,07
like in clean and messy
389
00:16:18,03 --> 00:16:18,12
Not like
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00:16:18,14 --> 00:16:19,13
boy and girl..!
391
00:16:21,08 --> 00:16:25,01
Why don't we go and play pool while Woody and Cody
work on their issues, eh?
392
00:16:25,15 --> 00:16:26,11
We have issues?!
393
00:16:27,01 --> 00:16:29,11
No, no, no!
394
00:16:30,03 --> 00:16:30,14
Yes!
395
00:16:32,02 --> 00:16:33,09
Here, lemme show you how to do it!
396
00:16:37,05 --> 00:16:38,04
Thanks Zack!
397
00:16:38,12 --> 00:16:40,05
Why can't we get along like that?
398
00:16:43,18 --> 00:16:45,15
What are you doing?
399
00:16:46,15 --> 00:16:47,07
Errr
400
00:16:48,00 --> 00:16:49,05
How about playing patriots?
401
00:16:49,08 --> 00:16:49,20
Ye!
402
00:16:50,18 --> 00:16:52,04
I hate this stupid sea school
403
00:16:52,05 --> 00:16:53,13
and I hate this stupid boat!
404
00:16:53,16 --> 00:16:55,02
Hey, guard the raider game is open!
405
00:16:55,05 --> 00:16:56,08
I love this stupid boat!
406
00:16:56,13 --> 00:16:58,00
Give up the gold headphones!
407
00:16:58,12 --> 00:16:59,12
They match my outfit
408
00:17:04,08 --> 00:17:05,01
*Speakers* Attention!
409
00:17:05,10 --> 00:17:07,21
*Speakers* We will now conduct our first lifeboat drill
410
00:17:07,22 --> 00:17:10,05
*Speakers* Report to your assigned muster station!
411
00:17:18,02 --> 00:17:18,18
Boy..
412
00:17:18,21 --> 00:17:19,22
that's a loud bell!
413
00:17:19,23 --> 00:17:22,01
I can barely hear myself not think!
414
00:17:22,15 --> 00:17:24,16
What does three consecutive alarm bells mean?
415
00:17:25,01 --> 00:17:26,12
Ah I don't know let me check!
416
00:17:27,02 --> 00:17:28,13
One bell: Breakfast
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00:17:29,01 --> 00:17:30,04
Two bells: Lunch
418
00:17:30,06 --> 00:17:31,19
Three bells: Sinking ship
419
00:17:32,13 --> 00:17:33,07
Sinking ship!!
420
00:17:35,02 --> 00:17:35,19
Which way?!
421
00:17:35,20 --> 00:17:36,13
Ah.. port!
422
00:17:40,00 --> 00:17:41,22
London, the other port!
423
00:17:46,16 --> 00:17:47,03
Hurry!
424
00:17:47,10 --> 00:17:48,12
The water is already tipping over!
425
00:17:48,13 --> 00:17:50,02
No you just broke your heel..!
426
00:17:51,05 --> 00:17:51,20
Worse!!
427
00:17:52,05 --> 00:17:53,12
Look! Life jackets!
428
00:17:57,18 --> 00:17:58,04
Uch..
429
00:17:58,08 --> 00:17:59,05
are they all orange?
430
00:17:59,06 --> 00:18:00,08
I need to go change!
431
00:18:00,14 --> 00:18:01,01
London!
432
00:18:02,10 --> 00:18:02,18
Look!
433
00:18:02,20 --> 00:18:03,07
An exit!
434
00:18:03,12 --> 00:18:04,14
Let's get outta here!
435
00:18:06,22 --> 00:18:08,00
One more time!
436
00:18:08,13 --> 00:18:08,23
Right!
437
00:18:15,11 --> 00:18:16,12
We fell overboard!
438
00:18:16,23 --> 00:18:18,09
Why is the ocean so hot?
439
00:18:19,10 --> 00:18:21,11
Probably because it's a hot tub!
440
00:18:21,22 --> 00:18:23,17
Why is there a hot tub in the middle of the ocean?
441
00:18:26,03 --> 00:18:27,07
Here's your hat Bailey!
442
00:18:28,07 --> 00:18:29,05
Dude you're a girl!
443
00:18:32,16 --> 00:18:33,13
I am?
444
00:18:34,01 --> 00:18:35,09
That explains so much!
445
00:18:37,23 --> 00:18:38,19
Miss Pickett!
446
00:18:39,02 --> 00:18:41,05
Why on earth would you masquerade as a boy?
447
00:18:41,09 --> 00:18:41,22
Well I..
448
00:18:42,22 --> 00:18:43,13
I don't know
449
00:18:44,02 --> 00:18:45,03
Yes you do!
450
00:18:46,02 --> 00:18:48,04
It was her only way to get out of Popcorn, Kansas!
451
00:18:48,11 --> 00:18:49,02
Kettlecorn!
452
00:18:50,020 --> 00:18:50,140
Whatever!
453
00:18:51,20 --> 00:18:54,01
This girl was meant for bigger things than shuck hogs!
454
00:18:54,04 --> 00:18:55,03
No you shuck corn!
455
00:18:55,14 --> 00:18:56,14
When you try to shuck a hog it bites ya!
456
00:18:57,05 --> 00:18:58,05
Work with me!
457
00:19:00,05 --> 00:19:01,00
Anyways..
458
00:19:01,06 --> 00:19:03,16
Seven Seas High was Bailey's one chance to get off the farm
459
00:19:03,17 --> 00:19:05,15
Which she has dreamed of doing her whole life!
460
00:19:06,02 --> 00:19:07,22
You can't send her back to carmel corn!
461
00:19:08,02 --> 00:19:09,02
Kettlecorn!!
462
00:19:09,21 --> 00:19:11,19
If you've ever been to Kettle pond you've driven right thru it!
463
00:19:13,23 --> 00:19:14,07
Well!
464
00:19:14,20 --> 00:19:15,22
Bailey your application
465
00:19:15,23 --> 00:19:17,13
was by far the most impressive
466
00:19:17,23 --> 00:19:18,10
Wait a minute!
467
00:19:18,11 --> 00:19:18,19
What?!
468
00:19:19,11 --> 00:19:21,22
What about my essay on partical reproduction?
469
00:19:22,20 --> 00:19:23,18
I had pictures!
470
00:19:25,08 --> 00:19:26,02
Can I see em?
471
00:19:29,04 --> 00:19:30,18
Bailey, I'd let you stay but
472
00:19:30,19 --> 00:19:33,08
unfortunately we don't have a cabin to put you in!
473
00:19:33,19 --> 00:19:34,21
She can stay in my room!
474
00:19:35,06 --> 00:19:37,01
I'm willing to take one for the team!
475
00:19:38,16 --> 00:19:39,09
I meant...
476
00:19:39,15 --> 00:19:40,19
a girls cabin!
477
00:19:41,02 --> 00:19:42,14
Every girl has a roommate!
478
00:19:43,06 --> 00:19:44,19
Except for me!
479
00:19:46,09 --> 00:19:46,23
London!
480
00:19:46,23 --> 00:19:48,05
Thank you, thank you!
481
00:19:50,17 --> 00:19:53,19
London, so nice from you to offer to share your room with Bailey!
482
00:19:54,03 --> 00:19:55,08
Well I wasn't offering!
483
00:19:58,00 --> 00:19:58,20
Here's a diamond necklace,
484
00:19:58,21 --> 00:19:59,12
Drop out!
485
00:19:59,19 --> 00:20:02,02
I wouldn't drop outta that school for all the money in the world!
486
00:20:02,10 --> 00:20:03,03
I can get that!
487
00:20:04,18 --> 00:20:06,16
No I wanna stay here and be BFF!
488
00:20:07,03 --> 00:20:08,03
Get o f f!
489
00:20:11,00--> 00:20:12,04
I will not share a room!
490
00:20:12,09 --> 00:20:14,00
But you will if you wanna stay in this school!
491
00:20:14,13 --> 00:20:15,08
I don't!
492
00:20:15,14 --> 00:20:18,22
Hasn't anyone been listening to a single word I've said?
493
00:20:19,04 --> 00:20:20,23
Stupid sea school!
494
00:20:21,04 --> 00:20:23,02
Uh, it's just a big pain in the butt!
495
00:20:31,00 --> 00:20:32,00
Mr. Moseby!
496
00:20:33,00 --> 00:20:34,06
Read this note from London!
497
00:20:36,16 --> 00:20:37,23
I can't take it anymore,
498
00:20:37,24 --> 00:20:39,12
no one understands me!
499
00:20:39,13 --> 00:20:41,06
No one cares about me!
500
00:20:44,03 --> 00:20:46,17
I am going to a place where no one will ever find me!
501
00:20:46,18 --> 00:20:49,17
P.S. please send my luggage to daddy's villa on Parrot Island
502
00:20:49,18 --> 00:20:51,09
even though that's not where I'm going!
503
00:20:53,01 --> 00:20:54,04
What are we gonna do?
504
00:20:53,24 --> 00:20:53,25
505
00:20:54,05 --> 00:20:55,23
Mr. Tipton is not gonna like my loosing
506
00:20:55,24 --> 00:20:57,22
his daughter on the first day of school!!
507
00:21:01,04 --> 00:21:04,02
The point of putting London on the boat is that there's no way off of it!
508
00:21:04,22 --> 00:21:05,20
You're right!
509
00:21:09,20 --> 00:21:12,08
Except for a helicopter!
510
00:21:14,19 --> 00:21:15,21
Can I borrow these?
511
00:21:16,04 --> 00:21:17,03
Would you..
512
00:21:19,23 --> 00:21:23,07
And the pilot is wearing London's diamond necklace!
513
00:21:24,11 --> 00:21:26,15
Frank you turn that whirlybird around!
514
00:21:27,01 --> 00:21:28,17
You're so on report, Frank!
515
00:21:29,17 --> 00:21:30,04
Frank!
516
00:21:31,06 --> 00:21:32,04
Fraaaank!
517
00:21:32,15 --> 00:21:33,09
Fraaaank!
518
00:21:33,18 --> 00:21:34,12
Mr. Moseby..!
519
00:21:38,17 --> 00:21:39,20
Man overboard!
520
00:21:40,17 --> 00:21:41,11
Now again!
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00:21:41,15 --> 00:21:49,00
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