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Stop moving, please.
Stop moving.
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In the back.
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What is all this?
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Some costume night or something.
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School fundraiser.
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Victim's on the back terrace.
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Witnesses?
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Got plenty,
though not a lot of clarity.
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How compromised is the scene?
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They did a pretty good job of it.
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Already dead when we arrived.
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Oh, my God.
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It wasn't just the mothers.
It was the dads, too.
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The thing about fundraisers...
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Everybody wants to prove who's the richest.
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They're vicious.
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Add alcohol to the mix
and the fact that women don't let things go...
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They're like the Olympic athletes of grudges.
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It's sexist how the women always get blamed.
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It all goes back to that incident
on orientation day.
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And at the root of it was Madeline Mackenzie.
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There's nothing to be nervous about.
Your sister loved going there, and so will you.
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In fact, you should be excited.
Do you know why?
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Because this is the very first day
of the rest of your life.
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Okay, woman.
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I am not 100% sure
about that tone, young lady.
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And could you please turn it down, please?
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Thank you.
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- Mother...
- Fucker.
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Chloe Adeline Mackenzie.
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- You were thinking it.
- Because I was scared.
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Do you want to see how teenagers die?
This is how.
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This young lady in front of me
is driving and texting at the same time.
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You're going to...
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This is just...
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I'll be right back.
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They're dead.
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- Don't reply yet.
- Yes, I have to reply.
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- That's not...
- Excuse me. You must stop.
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- You're going to kill yourself or...
- Mom?
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- What is your problem?
- Abigail, what are you doing?
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You were supposed to be on the bus.
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She picked me up, okay?
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You know how I feel
about you driving with texters.
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- Mom.
- It is worse than drinking and driving.
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Get out of the car.
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I'm not getting out of the car.
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- We're three blocks from school, okay?
- Fine.
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- You're being ridiculous.
- If I catch you driving and texting again,
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- I will find your mother...
- Mom!
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- ...and I will throw this at her.
- Don't...
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It's possible that had she not fallen,
nobody would've gotten killed.
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Ouch.
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- Did you hurt yourself?
- No, the lady just tripped.
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Shouldn't we make sure the lady's okay?
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Yeah.
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Damn it.
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Stay here. Keep your seatbelt on.
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- Are you okay?
- Yes.
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I think I rolled my ankle.
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You should get some ice on it.
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I would, but I have
to get my daughter to school.
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It's orientation day,
and this school is terrible about tardiness.
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- Oh. At Otter Bay?
- Yes.
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That's where we're going.
My son, Ziggy, is about to start.
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- Ziggy, like Ziggy Stardust?
- Yeah.
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- That's a great name.
- Thanks.
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This is my daughter, Chloe.
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The one shrinking from embarrassment
over there.
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Are you new to Monterey?
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Yeah, we just moved here a few weeks ago.
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Well, I'm Madeline Martha Mackenzie.
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I always say the Martha,
but no one calls me that.
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They call me Madeline.
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I'm Jane, Jane no-middle-name Chapman.
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Jane no-middle-name Chapman,
I like you already.
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You're an intrinsically nice person,
and I have a nose for these sorts of things.
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No. What Madeline had
was a nose for everybody else's business.
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Oh, my God.
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Believe me, I know.
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Um...
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Do you need a ride or something?
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I'm a stay-at-home mom myself,
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so I'm happy to welcome
another full-time mom to the ranks.
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You know, sometimes
I think it's like us against them,
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the career mommies.
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Them and all their various board meetings
that are so important.
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Google this, Yahoo that.
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Please, I think they spend more time
on those board meetings
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than they do actually parenting,
if you know what I mean.
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My mom's an active talker.
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I actually have a part-time job.
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Yeah, so do I, but it doesn't really count.
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The over and under in this town
is about $150,000.
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I work in community theater, 20 hours a week,
so I'm definitely an "under."
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- What do you do?
- Just bookkeeping.
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So most definitely an "under," too.
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When I grow up,
I'm gonna run a massive label.
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Do you have plans?
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No.
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He's a little nervous.
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Relax. He's walking in with Chloe.
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It's like walking in with the golden ticket.
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What kind of music do you listen to?
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Don't tell me. Bowie.
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An autopsy is still being conducted
to ascertain the exact cause of death,
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but at this point, we can confirm
that the victim suffered a broken pelvis
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and a fracture at the base of the skull.
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Come on, guys.
Would you put the guns down?
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Come on, Josh.
You've got to get your jacket zipped. Let's go.
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Perry, help me out here.
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What did we say about
shooting Mom before noon?
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- Guys. Really?
- Put the guns down. We have to go.
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I am not kidding, really.
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- First one to the car gets $1.
- Me!
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See? Just takes money.
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You are so bad.
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You love it when I'm bad.
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- So bad.
- You are. So bad.
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We are so bad.
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There should be like a five-year limit
on how long couples get to be gooey.
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He's a lot younger than her.
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- I don't wanna go.
- Do you really have to?
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Just two days.
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She must be pretty, you know...
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In the bedroom.
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Come on.
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- Thank you. Great. See you then.
- It's so pretty.
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- I know, right? Isn't it gorgeous?
- Yeah.
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- Madeline, hello.
- Can me and Ziggy go play?
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Yes, of course. You guys go play.
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- Hi.
- How are you? Pregnant again?
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Of course, when am I not?
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- You look fantastic.
- Thank you.
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Did you...
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No, but you're sweet to think I did.
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- Well, you look fabulous.
- Thank you.
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Hi, Jackie. Good to see you.
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Okay, Gabby is such a gossip.
We don't like her.
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Hey, Maddie, have you seen Justin at all?
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I think he whooshed past here.
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Are we doing the wine tasting
next week at your house?
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Yes, I'll send you an e-mail.
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- I don't know where Ziggy went.
- He's with Chloe. He's fine.
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- Renata. Hi. Hi.
- Hi, Madeline, so good to see you.
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- You look adorable.
- Thank you so much.
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This is Jane Chapman. She's new here.
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- Hi.
- Welcome. Renata Klein.
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- Thank you.
- This is Amabella.
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- Hi.
- Hi. That's a beautiful dress.
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- How was your summer?
- It was wonderful.
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Very busy with the kids and camp.
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- Just flew by.
- Same.
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How was yours, yeah?
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Well, joined the board at PayPal.
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What was I thinking?
Adding one more thing to my life?
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But, you know... Oh, hold on.
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These are my Hamilton fix.
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- Okay.
- I've seen it four times. Yes.
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I'll see you in there.
Here, come meet my best friend.
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Celeste!
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- Madeline.
- When did you get to town?
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- Late last night.
- You didn't call me.
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- No, I'm sorry...
- And how did you get more beautiful?
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Oh. Baby, look, Madeline's over there.
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Yeah, we'll exchange numbers.
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- You're wearing the dress I bought you.
- I know.
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My new dress, my new shoes,
my new friend, Jane Chapman.
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- Hi, I'm Celeste.
- Hi.
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She came to my rescue
when I was trying to save young lives.
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It's a whole story. I'm going to kill Abigail.
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That's her son Ziggy right there,
playing with Chloe and the boys.
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Can you believe that they're in first grade?
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I know. Take a lot of pictures.
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Hi, Maddie.
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- Come on, boys. Come on.
- Nathan, hi. Bonnie.
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- And this is Jane.
- Hi.
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This is Bonnie, Nathan, Skye.
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- I love this.
- Thank you, I made it in Peru.
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Of course you did.
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You know, we were saying we should get
Skye and Chloe together for a playdate.
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I mean, they're half sisters,
and they pretty much never see each other.
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It's ridiculous.
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Are they? Am I missing the math?
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We were all concerned
about Bonnie and Madeline
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having their girls in first grade together.
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You know, what that would do
to the classroom dynamic?
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- And Abby is Chloe's half sister, so we just...
- Right.
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- Thought...
- Of course. Just have Nathan call me.
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Yes, they have a common sister.
Can I have a word with you for a second?
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Um. Yes. Just one.
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- I just wanted to...
- What?
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I just wanted to ask you if you were okay
with swapping the weekends,
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if Abby can come with us this Friday?
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We're going up to Bonnie's mom's house in
Camarillo, and Abby doesn't want to miss it.
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She and Bonnie's morn
actually have a special connection.
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- Of course.
- Are you sure?
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Do I not look sure?
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Jane, we should go because it gets very busy.
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Yeah, yeah.
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- Chloe!
- Nice meeting you.
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- Nice to meet you, too.
- Ziggy, come on.
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Come on, Zig.
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Come on.
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We're looking at all angles.
Nobody has been ruled out.
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So we're like
seriously using the word "murder"?
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I actually like Nathan.
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Okay, I wouldn't go all the way to "like,"
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but I accept and acknowledge
that he's a decent human being.
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I was just legitimately surprised to see him
at orientation
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because it's not like
he was ever there for Abigail's first day.
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- And Bonnie is his new wife?
- Yeah, she's the very pretty one.
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In fact, she's so pretty and free spirited
and Bohemian
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and all loving that sometimes I just want to...
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Punch her in the face?
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Hey-
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You're gonna love this girl.
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Oh. Good, they saved my spot.
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- Hello, Tom.
- Madeline.
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What's happened to you?
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I've gravely injured myself.
I've twisted my ankle.
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Come meet my new friend, Jane.
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Here, sit down.
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This is my knight in shining armor.
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She rescued me
like a wounded dog in the street.
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- Hi.
- And you know what else? She's funny.
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- It's nice to meet you, funny Jane.
- Nice to meet you.
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I think she just moved to this area
for your delicious coffee.
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So do you mind getting three...
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- Would you like one?
- Yeah.
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Three, please.
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And will you throw in something chocolate
that won't make my ass look fat?
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- You got it.
- Thank you.
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Everybody moves here for the education.
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Basically, it's private school
at a public school price.
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Anyway, you're gonna to love it. Do you surf?
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Do you have a husband or...
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I shouldn't assume. Boyfriend, girlfriend.
I'm open to all possibilities.
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No. No husband or partner. Just me.
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- What about Ziggy's dad?
- Easy, girl.
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- Okay. I'm just wondering.
- It's fine.
243
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:56,336
He's not in the picture.
244
00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:58,262
He was actually never in the picture.
We weren't together.
245
00:13:58,379 --> 00:13:59,426
Really?
246
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:01,098
- Where'd you move here from?
- Just Santa Cruz.
247
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,596
I was up there with my parents.
248
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:05,596
You know, she does part-time bookkeeping
as well. Isn't that great?
249
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,439
You know, I work at the theater,
and whenever we go into production,
250
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:11,518
we hire freelance accountants,
so I'll ask them if they have anything for you.
251
00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:14,938
You're so nice. Thank you.
252
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:18,859
- This is Monterey. We pound people with nice.
- To death.
253
00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:22,737
What?
254
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:24,864
What do I know of Jane Chapman?
255
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,624
Nothing, nothing. I'm fine.
256
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,034
You okay?
257
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:30,620
Nobody knows nothing about anybody.
258
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:34,541
You can write that down, Detective,
and underline it.
259
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:36,251
What is it, honey?
260
00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:37,885
It's weird.
261
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:42,800
Sometimes, when I'm in a new place,
I get this sensation.
262
00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:45,055
Like, "if only I were here."
263
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,892
- But you are here.
- I know.
264
00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:52,813
It's like I'm on the outside looking in, or like...
265
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:56,483
You know, like I see this life and this moment,
and it's so wonderful,
266
00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,774
but it doesn't quite belong to me.
267
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:03,820
Does that make any sense?
268
00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:06,572
Yeah.
269
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,242
- Are you following this?
- Yeah.
270
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:13,167
And, like, I look at you,
and you're so beautiful.
271
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:14,334
- That's true.
- Stop.
272
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,588
And I'm not saying that
to embarrass you at all, but it is true.
273
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,503
- You are, and so are you, and...
- I agree.
274
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,505
You guys are just right.
275
00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:24,678
You're exactly right.
276
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:28,762
And for some reason,
that makes me feel wrong, I guess.
277
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,435
- It's crazy. I know I sound crazy.
- It's not crazy.
278
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,107
I mean,
I have no idea what you're talking about,
279
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:36,777
but if you were crazy, you'd fit in perfectly
in this town. Right, Tom?
280
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,361
We love crazy people here.
281
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,033
We love our crazy.
Here's your cupcake.
282
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,031
Delicious.
283
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,372
We love crazy people here.
284
00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:08,848
We love crazy people here.
285
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:25,743
I will not say I'm all right for you
286
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,252
Hold it. That's right.
287
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:45,012
You guys hold it.
288
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,590
Two, one, and let go.
289
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:49,600
Good job, you guys.
290
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,683
Sweetie, it's fine. Go back to work.
291
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:55,015
- I'll pick up Skye.
- No, it's not fine.
292
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,687
She can be hostile with me, but not you.
And I'm coming with you.
293
00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:00,691
You think she should keep
all of her emotions bottled up inside?
294
00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:02,613
- Who does that serve?
-"Am I missing the math?"
295
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:04,945
Bitch.
296
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:07,072
Can't she see
that it has nothing to do with you?
297
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:10,655
None of us really see things as they are.
We see things as we are.
298
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,661
Come on, Bonnie. Give me a break.
299
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,037
The kids are in the same class together.
300
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,869
Madeline's eventually gonna discover
how smart you are, and when she does,
301
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,375
shit's gonna hit the fan.
302
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:21,924
The shit is really gonna hit the fan
if I don't tell her about this petition.
303
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,171
No.
304
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:27,214
Everyone knew Nathan was
a little bit of a dick, but a likeable one.
305
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,969
I never liked him.
306
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,301
I liked his Wife.
307
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:34,475
Otter in the bay
won't you come out to school
308
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,602
Otter in the Bay
309
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:40,311
We'll teach you all the rules
Beautiful
310
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:45,320
We'll teach you history
And share a cup of tea
311
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,867
Otter, we 're so proud!
312
00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:49,444
There he is.
313
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:51,621
Look at him. He's so happy.
314
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:52,788
Hi.
315
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,617
- How was it?
- Fun.
316
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,077
- Yeah?
- I made friends.
317
00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,332
You made friends? You already made friends?
318
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:00,880
That is so exciting.
319
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:03,875
Hi, guys.
320
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,256
Hi.
321
00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:09,172
Mmm, I missed you. Oh!
322
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,262
Now, where is the Chloe?
323
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:13,555
Chloe. Of course, she's networking.
324
00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:15,432
Hi.
325
00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:17,225
Okay.
326
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:21,651
I just want to introduce you to Juliette.
This is my Amabella's nanny.
327
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,148
- Hello.
- Nice to meet you.
328
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:24,479
She's French.
329
00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:26,189
It's good for them to learn a language,
you know?
330
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,650
I just thought it was nice for the nannies
to get to know each other,
331
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:31,236
-have your own little support system.
- Renata, Jane is not a nanny.
332
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:33,162
She's a mom, just young.
333
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,615
- Like you used to be.
- Oh. Like we used to be?
334
00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:37,996
- Sorry, I...
- Maddie, hi.
335
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,793
I heard you're working
at the community theater.
336
00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:41,496
I wanted to talk to you about the petition.
337
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:43,835
About the play.
338
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:45,837
There's been some concern
about it being appropriate.
339
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:48,086
There's a petition to stop the play?
340
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:51,173
That play was
kind of like a lifeline for Madeline.
341
00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:53,508
It tethered her to a purpose.
342
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:54,850
I signed it.
343
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:56,309
Excuse me!
344
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:57,432
- You signed it?
- I did.
345
00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:58,603
I didn't know you were involved, though...
346
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:01,057
Excuse me, could I have
everyone's attention for a moment?
347
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,187
She grew up wanting to be Betty Grable.
348
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,563
All my first-grade kiddos...
349
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,020
Ended up Betty Crocker.
350
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:07,025
- Chloe, come on.
-...and their parents, please.
351
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:08,981
- I'm here.
- Hi, Chloe.
352
00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:10,282
Wonderful.
353
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:16,365
Okay.
We have had such a wonderful morning.
354
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:20,623
But we need to have a little chat,
and it's a little bit serious, okay?
355
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:24,206
Someone hurt Anabella.
356
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,882
- Oh.
- Excuse me. Amabella.
357
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:31,337
And I would like whoever it was
to come over and apologize,
358
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:35,050
okay, because we don't hurt our friends
at school, do we?
359
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:36,805
- No.
- No, we don't.
360
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:40,434
And if we do, we always say...
361
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:42,598
- Sorry.
- Sorry. That's right.
362
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,982
Because that's what
big first-grade children do, right?
363
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,275
Yeah. Yeah.
364
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,361
Baby, someone hurt you?
365
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,738
Amabella, do you think
it was an accident maybe?
366
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:57,322
An accident? Look at her neck for God's sake.
It has marks on it.
367
00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:01,284
Amabella, sweetie,
can you tell me if it was a boy or a girl?
368
00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:03,832
- It was a boy.
- It was a boy?
369
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:07,172
- What was his name?
- Maybe she doesn't want to say.
370
00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:12,129
Mrs. Klein, my problem is that the children
don't know one another's names yet,
371
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,305
so Amabella cannot tell me who...
372
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:17,179
- We're not gonna just let this go.
- Absolutely not.
373
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,478
Mrs. Klein, I'm so sorry.
374
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,139
Is she okay?
375
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:26,184
I don't know. They're gonna find out.
Just give her a second.
376
00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,395
- Did you see what happened?
- No.
377
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,230
- You're her teacher.
- You know what.
378
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:32,610
- You should be doing something.
- Um... Uh,
379
00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:37,575
Amabella, sweetie, could you maybe point
to the boy who hurt you.
380
00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:39,747
Come on, really?
381
00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:50,208
- This boy?
- No.
382
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:51,876
Him.
383
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:56,013
- This boy?
- Yes, he tried to choke me.
384
00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:57,890
- What?
- It wasn't me.
385
00:20:58,174 --> 00:20:59,221
Yes, it was.
386
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:01,723
Ziggy, sweetie,
we just need you to say sorry.
387
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:03,562
I didn't do anything.
388
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:07,107
I didn't.
389
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:10,694
Are you sure
that it was this little boy, sweetie?
390
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,573
Could she have got it wrong?
391
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:17,652
Can you say you're sorry to Amabella?
392
00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:19,783
- She's hurt quite badly.
- It wasn't me.
393
00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:21,409
Ziggy, look at me.
394
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:23,957
- Promise.
- We don't have to lie.
395
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:25,626
We just want to say we're sorry.
396
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,120
- Ziggy doesn't lie.
- Right.
397
00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:30,172
I can assure you, Amabella's telling the truth.
398
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,591
- If my son says he didn't do it, I believe him.
- Of course.
399
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:37,008
You know what? I don't know
if this is the best way to deal with this, so...
400
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:39,089
I agree, but now we are,
401
00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:42,347
so maybe the child needs
to take responsibility for his actions.
402
00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:45,475
And he needs to see there are consequences.
403
00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:49,730
Little boys don't get to go around anymore
hurting little girls.
404
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,062
And none of us want to raise bullies, so...
405
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,567
We don't have to pretend we didn't do it.
406
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,695
It's okay. I believe you.
407
00:21:56,774 --> 00:22:00,199
- Jane, can you just make your son apologize?
- Renata.
408
00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:01,620
Stay out of it.
409
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:04,707
I can't make him apologize
for something that I know he didn't do.
410
00:22:04,782 --> 00:22:07,376
- Of course you can't.
- We will schedule a meeting for another time.
411
00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:09,624
- We can handle this later.
- Okay.
412
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,623
This is unacceptable. Let's go, baby.
Let's go, sweet pea.
413
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,834
- All right, everyone, thank you.
- I'm so sorry, honey.
414
00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:19,138
Not that there's a right little girl to strangle,
but he picked the wrong little girl to strangle.
415
00:22:19,213 --> 00:22:20,840
Ziggy-
416
00:22:20,923 --> 00:22:22,596
Do you see her neck?
417
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:27,555
If you ever touch my little girl like that again,
you're gonna be in big trouble.
418
00:22:27,638 --> 00:22:29,311
- Excuse me.
- Well...
419
00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:31,230
Now you owe him an apology.
420
00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:32,685
- Madeline!
- Renata!
421
00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:34,941
The battle lines were drawn right there.
422
00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:39,492
We've never had a Trivia Night
end in bloodshed before.
423
00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:41,986
How dare she speak to a child like that?
424
00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:45,248
I mean, isn't there some sort of
students' bill of rights?
425
00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:47,575
Celeste used to be a lawyer,
a very good lawyer.
426
00:22:47,658 --> 00:22:50,707
I mean, isn't there due process
for a first grader? Am I wrong?
427
00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:52,584
Well, he's not being punished, so...
428
00:22:52,663 --> 00:22:54,665
Well, he's being stigmatized as a bully,
and that's worse.
429
00:22:54,748 --> 00:22:56,591
I think we should not make
a big deal out of this. Just...
430
00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:57,919
Madeline.
431
00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:00,049
Harper Stimson, hi.
432
00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:01,426
Jane just didn't fit here.
433
00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:04,183
Kind of like a dirty old Prius
parked outside of Barneys.
434
00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:11,395
It was a mistake to let people compete,
but that is not what got someone killed.
435
00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:13,020
Hi, Celeste. How's Perry?
436
00:23:13,851 --> 00:23:15,444
Oh, uh. He's good. Thank you.
437
00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:18,857
- If it'll help...
- You didn't ask me how Ed was.
438
00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:21,776
I'm sorry.
439
00:23:21,859 --> 00:23:23,987
Listen, Renata happens to be
one of my best friends,
440
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:27,539
so if there's any way I can play the role
of peacemaker in all this, just please...
441
00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:29,367
Thank you, Harper.
That's very sweet of you to offer.
442
00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:32,875
And I'll make sure and let everybody know
that Renata is your best friend.
443
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:37,378
I'm only trying to help.
444
00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:38,922
I'm sure you are.
445
00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:43,138
This could get ugly.
446
00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:44,635
We could just let it blow over.
447
00:23:44,715 --> 00:23:47,889
Things never blow over
once Madeline gets involved.
448
00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:49,519
They blow up.
449
00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:50,596
Bitch.
450
00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:18,709
There was a 4-by-3 stellate,
full-thickness scalp laceration
451
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:22,546
located on the superior occipital portion
of the scalp.
452
00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:25,131
We also discovered
a full thickness scalp contusion,
453
00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:27,766
and associated gall
and subgaleal hemorrhages,
454
00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:30,886
and a putrefied and liquefied brain.
455
00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:32,638
So it was a lot of blood?
456
00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:34,602
Chloe?
457
00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:39,019
Thank you.
458
00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:41,105
The teacher couldn't have handled it worse.
459
00:24:43,107 --> 00:24:46,953
"Point out the suspect, Amabella."
Are you kidding me?
460
00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:49,029
I take it this Jane is kind of damaged.
461
00:24:49,113 --> 00:24:50,330
Why do you say that?
462
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,618
- You're drawn to damaged people.
- I am not.
463
00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:58,046
Even Celeste, there's something
wounded about her, if you ask me.
464
00:24:58,122 --> 00:25:02,093
I didn't ask,
and I'm not drawn to damaged people.
465
00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:04,590
Do I like to help people in need? Yes.
466
00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:06,798
Last time I checked,
that's not a character flaw.
467
00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:11,514
- I see that look.
- Hmm.
468
00:25:11,802 --> 00:25:14,271
I just think,
to be accused of something so horrible
469
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,644
on your very first day at a new school,
470
00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:19,352
- can you imagine anything worse?
- Mmm...
471
00:25:19,893 --> 00:25:21,645
Being choked, maybe?
472
00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:25,366
Bruises heal. Stigmas can last a lifetime.
473
00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:29,320
You don't think assault victims
bear lifetime emotional injuries?
474
00:25:31,155 --> 00:25:35,080
I don't know. ls there a recent study you'd
like to illuminate the family about, Abigail?
475
00:25:35,159 --> 00:25:36,661
- All right.
-"All right" what?
476
00:25:37,286 --> 00:25:38,708
Nothing.
477
00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:41,085
Well, it's not nothing. It's something.
478
00:25:41,165 --> 00:25:42,417
You said, "All right."
479
00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:45,343
Would you like to assign meaning to that,
or was it just a nervous tic?
480
00:25:46,003 --> 00:25:47,380
Guys, Mom had a day.
481
00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:48,760
And don't you start.
482
00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:50,056
I'm on your side, woman.
483
00:25:50,132 --> 00:25:52,476
- I'm gonna go with "nervous tic."
- Mmm.
484
00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:55,854
I think his "all right" meant,
"Let's not fight at the dinner table."
485
00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:57,773
Were we fighting?
486
00:25:57,848 --> 00:26:00,522
- I didn't realize we were fighting.
- We were about to.
487
00:26:00,601 --> 00:26:02,899
You said I probably read some study
on women assault victims,
488
00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:04,025
and I would've responded with,
489
00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:06,527
"No, I learned it
at my self-defense and wellness class,"
490
00:26:06,607 --> 00:26:08,530
which happens to be taught by Bonnie,
491
00:26:08,609 --> 00:26:10,737
who, by the very mention of her name,
makes your eyes twitch,
492
00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:13,914
so Ed said "all right" to head it off.
493
00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:15,161
I see.
494
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,743
Well, speaking of Bonnie,
do you know what she did today?
495
00:26:18,702 --> 00:26:22,798
She signed a petition to stop our production
of Avenue Q.
496
00:26:22,873 --> 00:26:25,171
This is the play
where the puppets drop the f-bombs?
497
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,628
- Cool.
- It is not only not about that,
498
00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:29,213
but it's actually a play that you should see
499
00:26:29,296 --> 00:26:32,766
because it deals with the struggle
of young adults being
500
00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:34,468
-disillusioned with life...
- Hmm.
501
00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:38,101
...feeling demoralized and defrauded
by the false promises of tomorrow.
502
00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:41,937
I can get all that here.
503
00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:48,152
What'd I say?
504
00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:55,911
Look at me. Look into the camera.
505
00:26:57,783 --> 00:27:00,332
It's okay. So helpful.
506
00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:05,340
Big smile. Can you give me a big smile?
507
00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:08,843
Smile.
508
00:27:08,919 --> 00:27:11,547
Just look at me and smile. One shot.
Look at the camera.
509
00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:14,725
Look at me. Look at me. Yeah. But a big smile.
510
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,802
Can you guys...
And just a little bit closer together, guys.
511
00:27:16,885 --> 00:27:19,263
- Hey, Mom, you wanna play Angry Beaver?
- In a minute.
512
00:27:19,346 --> 00:27:20,768
I just need to get one more shot.
513
00:27:20,848 --> 00:27:23,567
I think the angry beaver's
gonna get you, Morn.
514
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:26,145
Is he? I hope not. That...
515
00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:28,321
- The angry beaver is back!
- Oh, my gosh!
516
00:27:28,397 --> 00:27:30,240
And he is hungry!
517
00:27:30,691 --> 00:27:32,489
Hungry for mama's beaver.
518
00:27:32,568 --> 00:27:33,660
Stop.
519
00:27:34,236 --> 00:27:35,988
Oh, she is delicious.
520
00:27:36,405 --> 00:27:37,622
Have a bite of this!
521
00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:39,203
Mmm.
522
00:27:39,950 --> 00:27:42,203
- Hi.
- What happened? You're not going to Vienna?
523
00:27:42,286 --> 00:27:45,005
No, I still have to go.
I'll get a flight out tomorrow instead.
524
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:47,003
- Really?
- Yes.
525
00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:48,959
It's their first day of school tomorrow.
526
00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:50,385
I can't miss that.
527
00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:52,258
- Thank you.
- Of course.
528
00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:57,593
- I kind of agree with Thea.
529
00:27:57,676 --> 00:28:00,179
People over 40 shouldn't be gushy.
It's not cute.
530
00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:11,402
I mean, last week she came home
and peeled potatoes at a homeless shelter,
531
00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:15,111
and she couldn't stop talking about what
a beautiful experience it was to contribute.
532
00:28:15,986 --> 00:28:20,583
I mean, she whines if I ask her to set the table,
but peel one fucking potato with Bonnie...
533
00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:24,123
Well, Bonnie is a positive influence.
534
00:28:26,121 --> 00:28:29,250
What, you'd rather Abby be out
with her friends smoking pot?
535
00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:33,508
I just feel like they're both slipping away.
536
00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:35,179
You should've seen Chloe today.
537
00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:39,681
She just marched right into that school
like some sort of a woman-child.
538
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,603
She never turned around.
539
00:28:41,678 --> 00:28:44,431
And it was like she was on her own.
"Bye, Mom. See you later."
540
00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:50,362
I just feel like they're gonna grow up,
and they're gonna be gone,
541
00:28:51,355 --> 00:28:54,655
and it'll just be you and I, and we're gonna be
on to another chapter of our life,
542
00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:57,577
and you have another chapter.
You have a business.
543
00:28:58,195 --> 00:29:01,825
And I don't. I'm a mom.
544
00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:07,250
This is my universe, and currently,
that universe is in meltdown
545
00:29:07,329 --> 00:29:10,799
because my oldest daughter prefers
to hang out with her fucking step-thing.
546
00:29:10,874 --> 00:29:13,844
Hey. You will never lose them.
547
00:29:15,295 --> 00:29:16,922
And you know that.
548
00:29:17,005 --> 00:29:19,349
I just thought
one day Nathan would get his due.
549
00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:22,678
For some reason,
Abigail would love me more.
550
00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:26,269
He hasn't paid in the slightest, for any of it.
551
00:29:26,974 --> 00:29:31,571
And now he's got Bonnie,
and she's younger and sexier and prettier,
552
00:29:31,645 --> 00:29:34,649
and she probably gives mint-flavored
organic blowjobs.
553
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,489
And Abigail likes to hang out with him
and be buddies.
554
00:29:38,568 --> 00:29:41,492
And he got it all. He won.
555
00:29:44,491 --> 00:29:48,871
Okay. Well, speaking as the consolation prize,
556
00:29:49,371 --> 00:29:51,373
we're gonna have a pretty big fight
about what you just said,
557
00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:52,582
- Oh, no, no, Ed.
-...but not tonight.
558
00:29:52,666 --> 00:29:55,294
- Not tonight.
- I did not mean it like that.
559
00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:58,051
You are the greatest thing
that ever happened to me,
560
00:29:58,130 --> 00:30:00,804
and don't you for one minute
think anything else.
561
00:30:02,467 --> 00:30:05,186
It's just entirely possible for me
562
00:30:05,679 --> 00:30:09,525
to love you with all my heart and still feel...
563
00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:11,811
Hurt over your ex?
564
00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:17,157
Come here.
565
00:30:53,018 --> 00:30:54,315
You okay?
566
00:30:56,897 --> 00:30:58,023
Fine.
567
00:31:05,655 --> 00:31:07,157
I'm not liked.
568
00:31:13,038 --> 00:31:14,255
What was that?
569
00:31:14,331 --> 00:31:16,129
I said I'm not liked.
570
00:31:16,917 --> 00:31:19,170
That simply isn't true, honey.
571
00:31:19,669 --> 00:31:23,094
It's one thing to be demonized
for having the temerity of a career.
572
00:31:25,509 --> 00:31:27,056
But look at this.
573
00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:31,348
Look at our life.
574
00:31:31,431 --> 00:31:33,900
What kind of person chooses to work?
575
00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:37,855
Certainly not a mother,
by any acceptable standards.
576
00:31:40,315 --> 00:31:42,283
You should have seen
the way they looked at me today.
577
00:31:42,359 --> 00:31:43,702
on, my God.
578
00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:50,326
And on the one morning
that I chose not to go to the office...
579
00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:53,208
- Yep.
-...and join my daughter for her orientation,
580
00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:56,916
and then defend her
when she's physically assaulted.
581
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:04,757
And, yes, I reacted humanly
like any mom would.
582
00:32:07,884 --> 00:32:10,353
And then I'm met with utter contempt.
583
00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:14,184
Look, I'm sure there are those,
women especially, who would resent you.
584
00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:16,314
I mean, look at you. Come on.
585
00:32:16,393 --> 00:32:19,818
You're beautiful, hugely successful,
financially independent,
586
00:32:19,896 --> 00:32:23,116
on the school committee,
the board of the aquarium.
587
00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:24,238
Huh?
588
00:32:25,152 --> 00:32:26,950
- Right?
- Yeah.
589
00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:31,792
Hell yeah.
590
00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:36,001
And to make matters even worse,
591
00:32:37,873 --> 00:32:41,628
you're beyond sexy.
592
00:32:44,045 --> 00:32:46,013
Mmm.
593
00:32:51,678 --> 00:32:52,975
Women.
594
00:32:53,054 --> 00:32:58,276
You all want to be the envy of your friends,
but God forbid you garner too much of it.
595
00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:15,665
The morn was awful, but the girl seemed fine.
596
00:33:16,244 --> 00:33:17,587
So what's going to happen?
597
00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:19,126
Um...
598
00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:24,841
I don't know. The teacher said
that we should just let it go, move forward.
599
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,888
So I guess that's what we're going to do.
600
00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:31,310
I still don't understand
why you chose to move there
601
00:33:31,384 --> 00:33:33,057
all alone.
602
00:33:33,136 --> 00:33:35,013
I'm not. I have friends.
603
00:33:35,096 --> 00:33:37,098
People here are actually very friendly.
604
00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:38,855
People need family in their lives, you know?
605
00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:40,561
I really just think
you should come back here...
606
00:33:40,644 --> 00:33:42,863
Do we have to get into this
every single time we talk?
607
00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:46,859
I'm gonna go check on Ziggy.
608
00:33:49,069 --> 00:33:50,571
Jesus.
609
00:34:01,998 --> 00:34:03,045
Hello.
610
00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:05,969
Hey, Mom. I'm sorry.
611
00:34:08,088 --> 00:34:09,465
I love you.
612
00:34:10,423 --> 00:34:11,675
I love...
613
00:35:28,835 --> 00:35:30,087
Hi, baby.
614
00:35:31,421 --> 00:35:32,923
Sorry I woke you up.
615
00:35:34,549 --> 00:35:36,176
Am I in trouble?
616
00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:38,474
No, of course not.
617
00:35:43,016 --> 00:35:44,984
You trust me, right?
618
00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:47,111
And I trust you.
619
00:35:49,189 --> 00:35:51,191
Did you touch that little girl, baby?
620
00:35:52,025 --> 00:35:53,618
It's okay if you did.
621
00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:01,205
Ziggy?
622
00:36:02,285 --> 00:36:03,332
No.
623
00:36:04,371 --> 00:36:05,497
Okay.
624
00:36:07,082 --> 00:36:08,379
I believe you.
625
00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:11,302
Why did she say I did?
626
00:36:12,379 --> 00:36:13,676
I don't know.
627
00:36:13,755 --> 00:36:16,599
Maybe she was confused.
She probably just got it wrong.
628
00:36:17,884 --> 00:36:19,557
Am I going to have any friends?
629
00:36:19,636 --> 00:36:21,513
Of course you are, my love.
630
00:36:21,596 --> 00:36:23,769
You're going to have so many friends.
631
00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:27,861
Come here.
632
00:36:34,818 --> 00:36:35,910
Yeah?
633
00:36:38,571 --> 00:36:43,418
Honey, I think we need to talk about
the SAT tutor.
634
00:36:43,493 --> 00:36:44,619
Oh, Morn.
635
00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:45,829
I know what you're going to say,
636
00:36:45,912 --> 00:36:48,256
but your scores just aren't good enough
right now, honey, and I...
637
00:36:48,331 --> 00:36:51,005
You know, the whole college thing,
it's kind of a racket.
638
00:36:51,084 --> 00:36:52,882
Especially liberal arts.
639
00:36:52,961 --> 00:36:54,804
People go off and study Homer for four years,
640
00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:57,678
and then you graduate with a ton of debt
and no job prospects.
641
00:36:57,757 --> 00:36:59,634
Okay, let me be clear.
642
00:37:00,510 --> 00:37:03,263
You're going to college.
643
00:37:03,346 --> 00:37:06,771
- Ed didn't go, and he's doing all right.
- Yeah, but Ed studied computer engineering.
644
00:37:06,850 --> 00:37:08,193
Do you want to be a computer engineer?
645
00:37:08,268 --> 00:37:11,272
And Dad, he never went,
and he seems perfectly happy in life.
646
00:37:12,731 --> 00:37:14,153
Career-wise.
647
00:37:14,649 --> 00:37:17,619
Okay, well, let's just finish that analogy.
Let's not leave Bonnie out of this.
648
00:37:17,694 --> 00:37:21,369
Her little cup just runneth over
with happiness, doesn't it?
649
00:37:21,448 --> 00:37:23,416
With no college degree at all.
650
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:27,170
I'm sorry that you hate Bonnie
and that I'm unable to.
651
00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:28,371
I don't hate Bonnie.
652
00:37:28,455 --> 00:37:30,708
And this isn't about your dad
or Bonnie or me.
653
00:37:30,790 --> 00:37:32,918
This is about you, Abigail, and your future.
654
00:37:33,001 --> 00:37:34,218
And what I'm saying is,
655
00:37:34,294 --> 00:37:36,968
the metric of success is not always
monetary or career-related.
656
00:37:37,046 --> 00:37:38,889
It can be a much more holistic equation.
657
00:37:38,965 --> 00:37:41,434
Okay, I'm not gonna pretend
to be the person in your life
658
00:37:41,509 --> 00:37:44,513
who knows the most about
the holistic wonder of the world.
659
00:37:45,013 --> 00:37:48,938
What I do know,
and I know this for sure, Abigail,
660
00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:51,732
is that, when it all comes down to it,
661
00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:54,815
you have to be independent,
and you have to be self-sufficient.
662
00:37:54,898 --> 00:37:57,242
I was a very young mother when I had you.
663
00:37:57,317 --> 00:38:00,947
All that it-takes-a-village crap
is only good to a certain extent
664
00:38:01,029 --> 00:38:04,579
because even the best-laid plans of your life
go poof in your face,
665
00:38:04,657 --> 00:38:07,251
and, in that case, you need to be strong
666
00:38:07,327 --> 00:38:11,252
and independent and educated
and a strong woman.
667
00:38:11,331 --> 00:38:13,083
You said "strong" twice.
668
00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:17,879
You kind of remind me of a space alien
right now. You know that?
669
00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:21,557
Good night.
670
00:38:26,554 --> 00:38:27,680
No.
671
00:38:38,525 --> 00:38:40,277
"E is for Ernest, who choked on a peach.
672
00:38:42,987 --> 00:38:46,332
"F is for Fanny, sucked dry by a leech."
673
00:38:46,616 --> 00:38:48,664
Ew!
674
00:38:48,868 --> 00:38:51,792
That's what you get if you go down
to the beach without me or your mom.
675
00:38:51,871 --> 00:38:53,373
- But...
- Strictly forbidden.
676
00:38:53,456 --> 00:38:54,708
There's too many leeches down there.
677
00:38:54,791 --> 00:38:57,419
The last time we went,
there was no leeches.
678
00:38:57,710 --> 00:39:00,884
No, of course not 'cause I was there,
and they're scared of me.
679
00:39:01,548 --> 00:39:03,095
What, you didn't notice?
680
00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:05,723
Every time we go down there,
I just, like, scare them away.
681
00:39:06,261 --> 00:39:07,433
How?
682
00:39:07,512 --> 00:39:10,686
- With my...
- Burping superpower.
683
00:39:14,310 --> 00:39:16,278
- Do you want to know a secret?
- What?
684
00:39:17,063 --> 00:39:21,239
My superpower, I actually get it from Morn.
685
00:39:21,776 --> 00:39:23,995
- No.
- You don't believe me?
686
00:39:24,487 --> 00:39:26,910
What did we have for dinner tonight
with the steak?
687
00:39:29,284 --> 00:39:32,413
- Mom's spinach salad?
- Mom's spinach salad.
688
00:39:36,499 --> 00:39:38,126
Top secret, okay?
689
00:39:41,671 --> 00:39:45,221
"G is for George, smothered under a rug.
690
00:39:45,967 --> 00:39:49,312
"H is for Hector, done in by a thug."
691
00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:58,112
- You startled me.
- I'm sorry.
692
00:40:01,274 --> 00:40:03,072
- These are great.
- Mmm-hmm...
693
00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:04,406
Hmm.
694
00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:10,829
The boys mentioned something
about a little girl getting hurt today.
695
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,247
Mmm.
696
00:40:13,036 --> 00:40:14,959
Renata Klein's daughter.
697
00:40:15,038 --> 00:40:17,791
She wasn't really injured. She was just...
698
00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:22,258
Oh, look at this. Could they be cuter?
699
00:40:23,004 --> 00:40:24,802
Oh.
I actually think this is my favorite.
700
00:40:24,881 --> 00:40:27,009
- I love your finger there.
- Stop.
701
00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:28,343
- Post it.
- All right.
702
00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:29,894
People are gonna love it.
703
00:40:31,554 --> 00:40:33,227
Well, so what happened?
704
00:40:33,306 --> 00:40:34,603
With that girl.
705
00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:36,309
A boy tried to choke her.
706
00:40:38,227 --> 00:40:39,444
Are you serious?
707
00:40:40,813 --> 00:40:42,941
Well, no one witnessed it,
708
00:40:43,024 --> 00:40:45,618
but she was pretty distraught,
and she had marks on her neck.
709
00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:47,453
Which boy?
710
00:40:48,905 --> 00:40:52,034
Urn, this new boy, Ziggy.
711
00:40:52,575 --> 00:40:55,294
I mean, he seemed really sweet,
712
00:40:55,370 --> 00:40:59,796
and I met his mom,
and she couldn't be nicer, so...
713
00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:01,046
Yeah.
714
00:41:02,210 --> 00:41:05,305
Well, to be safe, we should tell Josh and Max
to keep their distance from him.
715
00:41:06,422 --> 00:41:08,925
- I don't think that's gonna be necessary.
- Honey.
716
00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:11,636
- If the kid is violent, we don't...
- No, he's not violent.
717
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:13,392
Well, how do you know he's not violent?
718
00:41:13,972 --> 00:41:15,690
What, because he seemed sweet?
719
00:41:18,393 --> 00:41:21,988
- First off, he could be innocent.
- Or he could be guilty.
720
00:41:23,231 --> 00:41:25,609
We don't want the boys to be
getting mixed up with the wrong crowd.
721
00:41:26,025 --> 00:41:28,278
- They're six.
- They're not to associate with him.
722
00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:35,793
You're being ridiculous.
723
00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:42,671
- The boys will stay away from that kid.
- Take your hand off me.
724
00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:45,924
If I can't be here to look out for them,
I need to know that you do.
725
00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:49,925
I asked you to remove your fucking hand.
726
00:42:03,104 --> 00:42:04,947
Is that a song from your puppet show?
727
00:42:06,649 --> 00:42:09,653
Yes, but it's really more
than just a puppet show.
728
00:42:11,612 --> 00:42:13,535
Four years of college
729
00:42:13,614 --> 00:42:16,493
And plenty of knowledge
730
00:42:16,576 --> 00:42:20,752
Have earned me this useless degree
731
00:42:22,331 --> 00:42:24,004
The play means a lot to you, right?
732
00:42:27,462 --> 00:42:30,432
I'll tell Bonnie to start a new petition
733
00:42:31,007 --> 00:42:32,304
in favor.
734
00:42:35,178 --> 00:42:36,851
Morn, are you okay?
735
00:42:37,430 --> 00:42:39,478
You're not like dying or anything, are you?
736
00:42:40,641 --> 00:42:42,609
No, I'm not dying.
737
00:42:43,352 --> 00:42:44,729
What would make you ask me that?
738
00:42:45,146 --> 00:42:47,148
You seem a little wobbly.
739
00:42:47,690 --> 00:42:49,567
Are you having one of your massive periods?
740
00:42:49,650 --> 00:42:50,993
No.
741
00:42:52,195 --> 00:42:53,572
No.
742
00:42:55,740 --> 00:43:00,291
What people don't tell you
is that you lose your children.
743
00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:05,838
As beautiful and wonderful as you are now,
744
00:43:07,168 --> 00:43:10,422
the little girl whose curly hair
I used to detangle,
745
00:43:10,505 --> 00:43:14,100
the one who had bad dreams
and would crawl into my bed,
746
00:43:14,175 --> 00:43:15,392
she's gone.
747
00:43:18,387 --> 00:43:19,434
Yeah.
748
00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:21,270
And I guess that's why I'm feeling a little bit...
749
00:43:21,849 --> 00:43:25,774
Compounded by the fact
that your little sister's going to first grade.
750
00:43:27,897 --> 00:43:29,695
I'm losing my babies,
751
00:43:30,191 --> 00:43:34,196
which has been clinically compared
to a massive period, I think.
752
00:43:38,366 --> 00:43:40,368
I'll always be your baby.
753
00:43:41,869 --> 00:43:44,292
Bonnie's like a friend, you know?
754
00:43:44,539 --> 00:43:46,587
Maybe even a best friend sometimes.
755
00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:50,382
But I'm your daughter, and you're my mother.
756
00:43:53,798 --> 00:43:56,221
Mom, don't cry.
757
00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:00,434
- Don't do that, okay?
- I'm sorry.
758
00:44:02,056 --> 00:44:03,399
I'm sorry.
759
00:44:07,436 --> 00:44:10,531
Your hair, though,
get it out of your beautiful face.
760
00:44:12,608 --> 00:44:14,736
I can still call you babycakes, can't I?
761
00:44:16,070 --> 00:44:18,038
- Not in public.
- Okay.
762
00:44:19,782 --> 00:44:20,954
Oh, no.
763
00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:23,748
Not another one. You go back to bed.
764
00:44:43,764 --> 00:44:45,391
I love that song.
765
00:44:46,100 --> 00:44:47,443
Do you want to play it together?
766
00:44:58,779 --> 00:45:00,952
We're treating the matter as a homicide.
767
00:45:01,574 --> 00:45:03,952
We have no suspects as of yet.
768
00:45:30,811 --> 00:45:36,659
I will say that we do believe we have spoken
to the person or persons involved.
769
00:45:42,615 --> 00:45:43,787
Ziggy-
770
00:45:44,283 --> 00:45:45,409
Baby.
771
00:45:50,039 --> 00:45:51,461
What are we doing?
772
00:45:51,540 --> 00:45:53,213
You were sleepwalking again, baby.
773
00:46:05,388 --> 00:46:06,640
Where are we
going to do the interview?
774
00:46:06,722 --> 00:46:10,067
- Right here.
- I'll just put my purse down here.
775
00:46:12,561 --> 00:46:15,314
The first thing I said,
it wasn't just the mothers.
776
00:46:15,690 --> 00:46:17,567
It was the dads, too.
777
00:46:17,650 --> 00:46:18,993
The thing about fundraisers...
778
00:46:19,068 --> 00:46:20,320
They're vicious.
779
00:46:20,403 --> 00:46:22,906
It's not the male grizzlies
you've got to watch out for.
780
00:46:23,489 --> 00:46:24,957
It's the sow.
781
00:46:26,242 --> 00:46:28,461
Tell me about Celeste Wright.
782
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:30,417
Something had to be wrong.
783
00:46:30,496 --> 00:46:32,749
- So elegant, so...
- Volcanic.
784
00:46:32,915 --> 00:46:34,167
Madeline Mackenzie?
785
00:46:34,292 --> 00:46:35,384
Things never blow over...
786
00:46:35,459 --> 00:46:36,961
Once Madeline gets involved.
787
00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:38,596
They blow up.
788
00:46:39,171 --> 00:46:42,300
Team Renata versus Team Madeline.
789
00:46:42,591 --> 00:46:44,764
The battle lines
were drawn right there.
790
00:46:45,594 --> 00:46:49,098
So we're like
seriously using the word "murder"?
790
00:46:50,305 --> 00:46:56,621
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