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[Peter] Living life as a
globe-hopping, friendly neighborhood
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superhero is just as glamorous
as you'd expect it to be...
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Acchhooo!
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...except when the flu hits.
Then it's not so glamorous.
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But, hey,
you gotta roll with the mucus.
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[Aunt May]
Peter, you sound terrible.
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I brought you a micro-biotic
shake full of antioxidants.
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Uh! Uh, uh, germs, Aunt May.
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You know how it is.
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If you get sick,
who's gonna take care of me?
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[crowd gasps]
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Yah!
[roars]
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[brakes screeching]
Repeat...
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the dragon man robot
is on the loose in midtown!
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[policeman] Ahh!
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[roars]
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[cheering, whistling]
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Did I just get replaced?
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Acchooo!
Ahh.
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Now here's a hero
I can get behind!
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Finally, somebody's doing it right!
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Out with the old...
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and in with the awesome!
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Now that is the coolest
superhero I've ever seen!
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Hey, I'm not jealous.
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[sniffs] Not at all.
I'm just... curious.
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I mean, how'd he
get so popular so fast?
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[bell dings]
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Besides, now that
I got a good look at him...
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I got a bad feeling...
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I mean, you feel it,
too, right?
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Acchhoo!
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Acchhoo! Ugh. Sorry.
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That was me.
I think I'm fighting something.
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Gee, ya think?
Just keep your distance.
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This new kid looks like an up and
comer. What do we know about him?
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Oh, don't tell me...
you want him on the team.
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Come on,
you guys can't see it?
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See what? A guy with
a cooler costume than yours?
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You know
you're nothing without me!
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The question is,
where did he come from?
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What's his story?
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[cartoon narrator] Brought here from
the cosmic regions of the universe...
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with his faithful space blob, Doop,
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he is a powerful force for good...
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dedicated to truth, justice
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and peace for all mankind!
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[sci-fi narrator] It came from
outer space! Sentient and savage!
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This creature from another world
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has targeted our plant... Earth...
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to play out its destiny of conquest.
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[horror narrator] From the darkest depths
of humanity's collective fear, it comes.
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It lurks in the shadows...
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waiting to strike at its prey!
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And its prey...
is us!
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[screams]
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Uh.
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Oh, gimme a break, guys.
We know his story, don't we?
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[crickets chirping]
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All of us do.
It's Venom! It's back!
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Venom?! No way.
That thing was huge
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and this is just a guy in a suit.
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Yeah. The same suit.
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Perhaps you may be seeing
connections... where there are none.
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Come on Luke, you see it, don't ya?
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You sure you don't have
your nose outta joint
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'cause this guy's doing
your job better than you?
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My nose isn't outta joint.
It's full of snot. Acchhoo!
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But my eyes work fine.
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Where do you think you're going?
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I'm gonna get to the bottom
of this poseur's gig.
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Venom or no Venom,
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there's only room for
one Spider-man around here
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and I-I'm...
aacchhooo!
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Ugh!
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[coughing]
He better not get me sick.
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Ahh!
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[roars]
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Yeah!
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Ugh! Check it!
Yeah!
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Got a minute to chat?
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You know, the spider
thing's already taken.
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You're still botherin'?
Give it up, would ya?
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This year's model's on the case.
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Yeah, well, it's your
threads that got me bothered.
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- So what are you?
- I'll tell you what I am...
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I'm better than you.
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[Spider-man]
Come back here! Hey!
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Wait up, would ya?
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Where'd he go?
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- Ugh! Hey!
- Long way down, huh?
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Ugh!
Ha!
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Ow! Is that
how you want it, man?
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'Cause I can give
as good as... as I...
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Aacchhooo!
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Ha, ha!
Caught the sniffles?
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I think you need to lay down
and rest... for a couple years.
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[cheers, camera's clicking]
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Footage has just surfaced
of New York's newest hero
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showing Spider-man where to get off.
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Octavius, don't tell me you
called me all the way down here
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to show me something I could
watch on my office flat screen.
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Certainly not, Mr. Osborn.
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Observe. This new player
has many of the same qualities
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of our last experiment,
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only more focused, controlled...
deadly.
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See any similarities?
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I want you to get
to the bottom of this... now.
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I'll send the dragon man android
out to do further tests.
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What do you think
he looks like under that mask?
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Who cares?
He's hot, no matter what.
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[sniffs]
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Aah, heard about
your throw down in midtown
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with the mysterious man in black.
He really snaked ya, huh?
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Ah. Whatever.
That was just round one.
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[coughing]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Aim those somewhere else,
would ya?
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Yo, Pete! Over here!
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Ah. Hey, Harry.
How's it going?
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Wow. You look terrible.
Like, really bad.
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Aacchhoooo!
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Ah. Thanks, pal.
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You know, there's
something going around.
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Are you wearing bling?
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[lowered voice]
Come with me.
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- Harry, what's the deal?
- Oh... nothing.
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Just the biggest secret
you'll ever hear in your life.
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You know about
that new hero, right?
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The guy in the cool, black outfit...?
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Ugh! Yeah, I've heard of him.
What about him?
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What is that?
Harry? No!
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Yes!
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- You're... you're...
- That's right. I'm the man.
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Okay, okay.
Come on, Harry.
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Take that off. Put that away.
Do whatever you have to do.
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- Y- you can take it off, right?
- Sure. Watch this.
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How cool was that?
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[chuckles]
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You're freaked out.
I freaked you out.
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- Jeez, Harry.
- Look, I get it.
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But I wanted you to be
the first to know, Pete.
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I'm gonna be the king
of the world here.
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I mean, imagine how proud
my dad's gonna be...!
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Ah, there it is.
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Harry's always looking
for Norman's approval.
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But between you, me
and the toilet paper,
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old "stormin' Norman"
doesn't roll that way.
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You know, I got to admit,
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the way he puts on and takes off
that outfit is pretty cool.
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Probably makes life a lot easier.
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[squeaks]
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[giggles]
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Anyway, what do you think
you're doing, Harry?
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We both know
what happened last time.
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Isn't that the thing
that tore up your house?
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Come on, that's Venom
you've got in your watch.
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Well, it's just a small piece of it.
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I found it and I've
totally got it trained.
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But, come on, this is the
best thing that ever happened.
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I mean, I am the
new-and-improved Spider-man.
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And everybody loves me.
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U- uh, I really
don't think you are.
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And being a superhero isn't so easy.
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- Pfft. How would you know?
- Oh, well, I-don't...
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I mean, it just seems like
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it's not so easy, that's all.
You know what they say...
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and I can't believe I'm actually
paying this forward...
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but with great power there must
also come great responsibility.
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- You know what I mean?
- That's not what I've been told.
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Remember, son, you're an Osborn.
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A name that carries great power.
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And with great power...
can come great reward.
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- I gotta go, Pete.
- Wait.
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Okay, forget about that. Have
you thought about what happens
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if you can't control this thing?
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How 'bout a little
support, here, huh?
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I mean, you're my best friend,
aren't you? I'm telling you,
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I'm completely wired in.
No... problem.
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Harry, wait...
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I said... no problem!
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Did you catch that?
That "ssssss"?
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Oh yeah, this is
gonna work out great.
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My best friend and Venom.
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A match made in... aaachhoo!
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Oh. Wow.
Sorry.
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Vampire sneeze.
Gotta remember, vampire sneeze.
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[Norman] No, I want an update.
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Remember, you pointed out
the similarities to me
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so I expect results, Octavius...
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Now!
[sighs]
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You know what, forget it.
I'm on my way down.
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- Harry.
- Dad...
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I've got something to tell you.
You're gonna love this.
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- It's unbelievable...
- Not now, son.
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- But, dad...
- I said not now.
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Unless you want to tell me you
finally pulled your grades up...
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- No.
- Then it can wait.
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[siren in distance]
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Aachhoo!
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[coughing]
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Ugh.
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Real stealthy, huh?
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- You're avoiding me.
- Not at all.
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Just, you know,
doing the recon thing.
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You know something, don't you?
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Who me? Huh.
I... I don't know anything.
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I'm just a stupid kid, remember?
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Ahh!
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Let me remind you, if you're hiding
some vital piece of information
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about mister
black Spider-venom...
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Hey, when I know, you'll know.
Over and out.
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I know what you're thinking.
But, come on,
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I'm not gonna rat out Harry to
Fury or anyone else right now.
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Harry might not get it,
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but there's a reason superhero's
have secret identities...
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My name is Peter Parker
and I am Spider-man.
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[hysterical laughter]
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Yeah, right.
As if, Parker.
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Hah! Peter Parker?
That'll be the day.
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Ahh!
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- Ow!
- You had to tell people.
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You had to tell people.
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Whew! No thank you.
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Ahh!
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N-yah!
[roars]
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Come on web shooters...
not now!
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Whoa! Ah!
[sighs]
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Are we sure spiders can't fly?
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Like, it's scientifically
proven and everything?
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No! Ahh!
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Okay, what just happened?
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- Ahh!
- Boo-yah!
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[maniacal laughter]
[grunts]
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Awesome! Give me a smile!
Totally awesome!
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[cheers, whistles]
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Uh-oh!
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Who's next?!
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Come on! Somebody!
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[brakes screech]
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Hey! You're supposed to be
the good guy.
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Put it down!
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Here. Catch.
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Yah!
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I thought I asked him to put
it down, not throw it at me.
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N- ah!
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Ahh!
[grunts]
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You okay, pal?
248
00:13:46,423 --> 00:13:48,457
Spider-man...
always in the way.
249
00:13:48,491 --> 00:13:50,059
[grunts]
250
00:13:50,093 --> 00:13:52,061
Not for long.
251
00:13:54,164 --> 00:13:57,466
Alrighty.
Nice to see you again, Venom.
252
00:13:57,500 --> 00:14:00,536
Last time we met, you had someone
inside there that shouldn't be.
253
00:14:03,173 --> 00:14:05,074
[growls]
Ooh, boy.
254
00:14:05,108 --> 00:14:08,177
You think you may have some
control issues here or what?
255
00:14:08,211 --> 00:14:11,346
I'm in complete control.
I can do anything.
256
00:14:11,381 --> 00:14:14,349
I'm the best Spider-man there is.
257
00:14:14,384 --> 00:14:16,452
[grunts]
258
00:14:16,486 --> 00:14:20,222
Well, that wouldn't be
difficult, believe me.
259
00:14:20,256 --> 00:14:22,124
[growls]
260
00:14:22,158 --> 00:14:23,459
I
- I'm just saying, you know,
261
00:14:23,493 --> 00:14:26,195
maybe take a deep breath
or just...
262
00:14:26,229 --> 00:14:28,363
rethink your life a little.
263
00:14:28,398 --> 00:14:30,165
Ahh!
264
00:14:33,069 --> 00:14:35,404
You know...
remember who you are...
265
00:14:35,438 --> 00:14:37,372
I remember!
266
00:14:37,407 --> 00:14:41,143
[deep voice]
I... am... Venom!
267
00:14:46,362 --> 00:14:50,098
Yah!
[maniacal laughter]
268
00:14:55,275 --> 00:14:58,277
Yikes! You've really turned
to the dark side, haven't you?
269
00:14:59,580 --> 00:15:01,214
Fight!
270
00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:02,448
No!
271
00:15:14,395 --> 00:15:18,331
Venom! I know it's you
and I'll say it just once:
272
00:15:18,365 --> 00:15:21,467
Let... him...
out!
273
00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:26,506
Help me!
I- I can't!
274
00:15:26,540 --> 00:15:28,274
[growls]
275
00:15:28,308 --> 00:15:31,344
[deep voice]
Yes... you... can!
276
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:34,514
Yuk!
277
00:15:34,548 --> 00:15:36,215
Ahh!
278
00:15:37,217 --> 00:15:39,285
Ah, ah, ahh!
279
00:15:42,222 --> 00:15:46,225
Ugh! C-come on, now.
How about we hug it out?
280
00:15:46,260 --> 00:15:50,530
You weren't my friend before
and I don't need you now.
281
00:15:50,564 --> 00:15:56,369
I'll show you and him
who's the better Spider-man.
282
00:15:56,403 --> 00:15:58,438
I want to see
the competition squashed
283
00:15:58,472 --> 00:16:00,506
like a bug on a car windshield.
284
00:16:01,608 --> 00:16:03,409
Ahh!
285
00:16:03,444 --> 00:16:06,412
[pandemonium]
286
00:16:07,181 --> 00:16:08,381
[roars]
287
00:16:08,415 --> 00:16:12,218
[pandemonium continues]
288
00:16:14,488 --> 00:16:17,256
Aww gross, Venom cooties!
289
00:16:17,291 --> 00:16:19,392
What is it that you want?
290
00:16:19,426 --> 00:16:23,396
[black spidey]
The great Norman Osborn!
291
00:16:23,430 --> 00:16:27,200
You'll never know!
You never cared!
292
00:16:27,234 --> 00:16:29,268
N- ahh!
293
00:16:35,275 --> 00:16:36,509
Yahh!
294
00:16:40,314 --> 00:16:41,481
Sorry, sir.
295
00:16:48,222 --> 00:16:49,589
[crows cawing]
296
00:16:51,391 --> 00:16:53,192
Mind if I hitch a ride?
297
00:16:53,227 --> 00:16:55,261
I'm kinda light on
web fluid right now.
298
00:16:55,295 --> 00:16:58,264
[JJJ] That wall crawling
menace, Spider-man is next!
299
00:16:58,298 --> 00:16:59,532
Ahh!
300
00:17:01,335 --> 00:17:02,335
Yah!
301
00:17:04,571 --> 00:17:06,205
Aachhoo!
302
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:08,374
I should've taken a sick day.
303
00:17:08,408 --> 00:17:09,475
Yah!
304
00:17:09,510 --> 00:17:12,178
Uh-ahh!
305
00:17:14,181 --> 00:17:15,381
Yah!
306
00:17:17,451 --> 00:17:19,519
Yah! N-yahh!
307
00:17:19,553 --> 00:17:22,355
[JJJ] I will show you something
that'll change your life!
308
00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:24,524
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is not just about
309
00:17:24,558 --> 00:17:27,426
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310
00:17:27,461 --> 00:17:31,163
you need! Presenting
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311
00:17:31,198 --> 00:17:33,165
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312
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,167
Let's try this now!
313
00:17:35,202 --> 00:17:36,369
Who-wahh!
314
00:17:44,444 --> 00:17:47,246
...Bugle brand insect spray.
315
00:17:47,281 --> 00:17:49,282
Forget about bedbugs, New York.
316
00:17:49,316 --> 00:17:52,552
If you've got a wall-crawler
issue like I do,
this will absolutely...
317
00:17:55,289 --> 00:17:56,556
Not gonna cut it.
318
00:17:56,590 --> 00:17:58,424
...Bugle brand insect spray.
319
00:17:58,458 --> 00:18:00,526
Forget about bedbugs, New York...
320
00:18:02,296 --> 00:18:03,462
Who-wah!
321
00:18:17,177 --> 00:18:18,377
Nah!
322
00:18:18,412 --> 00:18:21,447
What...
What happened?
323
00:18:21,481 --> 00:18:24,350
- You tell me.
- Oh, no.
324
00:18:24,384 --> 00:18:27,520
It-it was...
I- I couldn't control it.
325
00:18:27,554 --> 00:18:29,555
I thought I could but...
326
00:18:29,590 --> 00:18:33,125
I... I almost lost myself, didn't I?
327
00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:35,161
You were just sick, that's all.
328
00:18:35,195 --> 00:18:36,495
Believe me,
I know what it's like.
329
00:18:36,530 --> 00:18:39,365
[siren in distance]
330
00:18:42,202 --> 00:18:47,206
I guess I owe you, big time.
Thanks, Spider-man.
331
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,408
I'm Harry, by the way.
Harry Osborn.
332
00:18:49,443 --> 00:18:51,577
Yeah. Listen,
333
00:18:51,612 --> 00:18:54,580
I probably should've
told you this before...
334
00:18:54,615 --> 00:18:57,249
...and I am Spider-man.
335
00:18:57,284 --> 00:18:59,385
[hysterical laughter]
336
00:19:00,554 --> 00:19:02,588
- Ow!
- You had to tell people.
337
00:19:04,558 --> 00:19:06,425
You had to tell people.
338
00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:08,361
Um...
339
00:19:08,395 --> 00:19:10,096
Aacchhoo!
340
00:19:10,130 --> 00:19:13,099
Whoa.
Vampire sneeze, dude.
341
00:19:13,133 --> 00:19:17,403
Ah. Sorry.
Okay, well, I guess I gotta go.
342
00:19:17,437 --> 00:19:19,438
Take care of yourself.
343
00:19:28,548 --> 00:19:33,119
[Octavius] Harry Osborn is Venom.
Who would've thought.
344
00:19:33,153 --> 00:19:34,387
[Norman]
Octavius!
345
00:19:37,357 --> 00:19:41,127
I saw it up close.
Right in my own conference room.
346
00:19:41,161 --> 00:19:43,295
It's unbelievable!
The power!
347
00:19:43,330 --> 00:19:46,298
The savagery!
Whatever it takes, Octavius...
348
00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:48,334
I want Venom!
349
00:19:49,236 --> 00:19:50,469
What's the matter with you?
350
00:19:50,504 --> 00:19:53,139
You have something to say about this?
351
00:19:53,173 --> 00:19:57,510
Not a thing, mister Osborn.
Not a thing.
352
00:19:57,544 --> 00:20:00,379
[Peter] First of all, I had
to stay away from that mouth.
353
00:20:00,414 --> 00:20:02,481
I hit him hard with a left,
and then a right,
354
00:20:02,516 --> 00:20:04,383
and then, up into the screen.
355
00:20:04,418 --> 00:20:06,352
Pow! Boom! Bam!
356
00:20:06,386 --> 00:20:08,554
And that's how I took down Venom.
357
00:20:08,588 --> 00:20:12,191
- "Obvious heroism"...
- You betcha. I was awesome.
358
00:20:12,225 --> 00:20:13,392
Sure you were.
359
00:20:13,427 --> 00:20:16,128
I think you know more
than you're letting on, kid.
360
00:20:16,163 --> 00:20:17,430
I can see it on your face.
361
00:20:17,464 --> 00:20:19,598
You know who Venom was,
don't you?
362
00:20:19,633 --> 00:20:22,535
Hand to Galactus, I have no idea.
363
00:20:25,305 --> 00:20:26,605
[screams]
364
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:29,241
Besides, we're not gonna have
to deal with it ever again...
365
00:20:29,276 --> 00:20:32,178
so what's the difference
who he was?
366
00:20:43,557 --> 00:20:46,559
[labored breathing]
367
00:20:54,234 --> 00:20:56,602
Hi-dee-ho, fellow delinquents.
Guess what?
368
00:20:56,636 --> 00:20:59,205
I'm finally back in the pink.
369
00:20:59,239 --> 00:21:01,640
Healthy as a horse and ready to...
370
00:21:01,675 --> 00:21:04,210
[coughing, sneezing]
371
00:21:04,244 --> 00:21:06,178
Well, look who it is...
372
00:21:06,213 --> 00:21:08,314
The original
germ spreader himself...
373
00:21:08,348 --> 00:21:10,583
I said you better not get me sick.
374
00:21:10,617 --> 00:21:14,153
Oh, come on, guys.
Look, I feel guilty enough as it is.
375
00:21:14,187 --> 00:21:16,122
You can't possible blame me for...
376
00:21:16,156 --> 00:21:19,325
There is absolutely
no enlightenment to be found
377
00:21:19,359 --> 00:21:21,160
in this level of misery.
378
00:21:21,194 --> 00:21:22,394
[sneezes]
379
00:21:22,429 --> 00:21:25,364
Not to bention, dis sucks!
380
00:21:25,398 --> 00:21:28,167
Did you say "not to bention"?
Wow.
381
00:21:28,201 --> 00:21:29,368
[sneezes]
382
00:21:29,402 --> 00:21:32,138
Um, if I could
make a suggestion, Tiger...
383
00:21:32,172 --> 00:21:33,606
Vampire sneeze.
Always.
384
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:36,142
That's it.
Get him!
385
00:21:36,176 --> 00:21:37,443
Ahhh!
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