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Welcome New York!
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Thanks to the tireless efforts
of Daily Bugle Communications
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led by yours truly, James Jonah Jameson,
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a certain bug-eyed, wall-crawling
menace will now think twice before
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he shows his face in my city again!
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[Peter] I'm Peter Parker
and I'm Spider-Man.
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Which means I get to get
chased around New York City
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all day by bad guys
like this.
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[Living Laser]
You can't outrun pure light!
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[strains]
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Yow! Yow!
Yow!
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Just a matter of time
until you're toasted!
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[bell chimes]
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Hey come on! These costumes
don't sew themselves, you know?
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What?
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Come back here!
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[Power Man] Here we go again guys,
Spidey's in trouble.
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I got him.
[grunts]
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Sup? Need some help?
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Maybe we can take this one down
without tearing up the city?
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Ehh, maybe we can.
Put me down, Tiny!
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[grunts]
That's Power Man to you, webhead!
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Whatever.
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Anyone read the Wiki
on Bad 80's Light Show Guy?
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Agent Coulson reporting.
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SHIELD data file.
Subject: Parks, Arthur.
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AKA: The Living Laser.
Former Stark Industries employee,
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Applied Sciences Division.
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Physical form comprised
entirely of active photons.
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Hold it.
He's made of what?
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[Spider-Man]
Photons. That means...
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Yep.
That means he can do that.
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I'll fry you like bacon.
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[cries out]
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What just happened?
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I thought he was gonna fry us
like bacon. What is he, vegan?
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[sonic boom erupts]
There's that sound again.
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[Announcer]
Iron Man!
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Oh... awesome.
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Look at him over there...
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you know, he built that armor himself?
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Like, in a cave with a
paper clip and some empty soda cans.
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[energy pulses]
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[guards cry out]
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Big-time genius.
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Somebody's got a man-crush.
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What do you think they're,
you know, talking about?
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Probably some national security issues.
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So that was last night.
The night before,
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it was February's cover
of Model Monthly.
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Are you done bragging
about your social life?
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The Living Laser is one
of your sparring partners,
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and if you'll notice,
my team found him first.
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Sparring partner? Uh.
A bit of an exaggeration.
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Now look, I've got a thing,
so uh, can we...
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I'll bet you do,
Mr. Celebrity Superhero.
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Hey, he saw me and he ran.
He'll be back.
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And when he shows his shiny face again,
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I'll have developed something
that'll find and contain his...
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You could trace the photon pattern.
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It's gotta be specific to him,
unique in the spectrum.
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Smart kid.
Bad fashion sense.
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- Maybe with a little guidance...
- Never mind him, Stark.
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I don't need you
and your cowboy complex
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- infecting him with delusions of...
- Infecting him? Look at him.
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Clearly he needs it.
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A little guidance?
[crowd cheers]
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[slurps]
[giggles]
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[crowd cheers]
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[White Tiger]
What is your deal?
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Huh? Nothing.
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Okay, guys.
I'm out of here.
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Hey, kid. I like your style.
Wardrobe notwithstanding.
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How about you visit the plant on Saturday.
Maybe I can help you out.
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[sonic boom erupts]
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Okay, I'll admit, that is cool.
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Just get your sorry butts
back to the Helicarrier.
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You, stay away from him.
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[Spider-Man]
Saturday. At last!
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This is the most experimental,
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highly classified
section of the factory.
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This is where dreams become reality.
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Cool! I have a place like this.
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Okay, nothing like this.
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[grunts]
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You like to dance, huh?
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Rock a little cabbage patch
for the Spidey, come on!
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Check that left servo!
Needs a little more funk.
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What is that?
The world's largest pill!
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[laughs]
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Oh, cool!
Cool. Cool. Cool!
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Hey, kid,
this signal ratio accelerator
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is gonna to revolutionize
telecommunications as we know it.
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Does that mean better coverage
on my phone? Right on.
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Cool!
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Iron Fist would be so jealous.
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Check it out.
A molecular disruption chamber.
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Don't go in there when it's hot.
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Oh yeah?
What happens?
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Unless you fine-tune the frequency,
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it'll scatter you into
multiple, parallel dimensions.
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[electricity crackles]
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[snorts]
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Wow! Your heads!
My feet!
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[disco music plays]
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Uh. Yikes.
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Listen, I know Fury is training you,
trying to bring you up to his level.
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Personally, I think
you should aim higher.
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How'd you know about that?
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Come on, my company built
the Helicarrier.
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Huh. The way you were
sniping at each other,
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I never would've pegged
you guys working together.
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You get along with the people
you work with?
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[arguing over each other]
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[chattering]
[barking]
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Uh. Good point.
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Anyway, if you really want
to kick up your game,
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I had an hour to kill
so I came up with this.
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Whoa.
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You wanna take it out for a spin?
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Yes.
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- We waiting?
- For Bug Boy? Why?
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- Patience is a virtue.
- So is punctuality.
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Spider-Man's late.
We train without him.
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C.O.U.R.T. is now in session.
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[Announcer]
Fight!
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He'll show.
He always does.
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[grunts]
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I think you're confusing
showing up with showing off.
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Hiyaah!
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Obviously, there's
no Spider-Man in team.
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Back to why I
should be team leader.
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A man cannot lead
before he's found himself.
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[grunts]
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Well, I'm right here wrecking
major havoc all over the place.
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It's wreaking havoc...
Never mind.
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So let's put it to a vote.
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All in favor of changing our name
to Team Nova, raise your hands.
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Yes, you can believe your eyes people.
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Science has made
what was perfect even better.
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Don't worry, everything's cool.
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See?
I'm operating on a new level
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you don't quote
comprehend and... Whoa!
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Whoa!
[grunts]
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[strains]
[cries out]
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Ouch!
Ahh!
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Are you nuts, man?
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[grunts]
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How do you like me now?
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Why are you guys so upset?
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This Spider Armor rocked it.
Remember Wednesday?
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[both grunt]
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Don't think of it as the answer
to all my problems.
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It's the answer to all our problems!
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Thursday?
[crowd panics]
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I mean, come on!
I've got my own repulsor blasts!
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Yesterday?
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[grunts]
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Whoa! [grunts]
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[tires screech]
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[both sigh]
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It ain't working out, boss.
That suit...
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He's totally throwing off
our rhythm in the field!
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[alarms sound]
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Guess who's back?
All right, you guys are going in.
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- What about Spider-Man?
- I'm only sending you.
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We're going to make this
easy on you, laser brain.
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Give it up
before we short circuit you.
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What is he doing here?!
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And what're you supposed to be?
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Are you serious? I'm your
friendly, neighborhood Iron Spider!
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Didn't you learn anything the last time?
You can't stop me.
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Maybe they can't.
I've got Stark Tech in this armor
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that told me exactly
where you're gonna be.
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That's how good I am!
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Gah! Ahh!
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Hey, maybe you should hang back
until you've gotten
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your learner's permit for that thing.
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- Jealous much?
- Afraid for my life, is more like it.
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[grunts]
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[panic wails]
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[groans]
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You're clearly a Stark sycophant!
You reek of his arrogance.
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Oh, yeah?
Watch this.
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No! No, no, no!
Come on!
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The light bulb's that way!
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[grunts]
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Whoa!
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The road to enlightenment
can be a painful one.
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I'm fine!
I can handle this!
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- I'm the man!
- Nope. You had your shot.
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Now, it's my turn.
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[cries out]
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[grunts]
Nicely handled, Buckethead.
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What?
I'm just getting started.
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Ooh. Kinda tickles.
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You've got a lot to learn
about how energy works.
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[White Tiger]
He's making a break for it.
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[electricity crackles]
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That went well.
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Face it, Junior Stark,
in that suit, you stink!
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You can't control it.
Clearly it's sustained some damage.
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Are you kidding?
He never laid a glove on me.
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He didn't have to. You're your
own worst enemy in that thing.
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You guys just don't get it, do you?
Tony Stark built this for me.
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Yeah? Well, you sure picked him
over us in a hurry, didn't you?
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Why not be his sidekick
from now on
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and quit messing with our gig.
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- We don't need you.
- You're serious?
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Seems that way.
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You know, Stark is who he is
because he followed his own path.
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Are you certain
you're following yours?
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Where'd you come up with that,
a fortune cookie?
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Agh! Whoa!
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What's going on with this thing?
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Diagnostics check. Whoa!
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[alarm sounds]
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Say hello to your new roommate.
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What?
Wait! You can't...
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How are you controlling my suit?
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I'm living energy.
Your suit runs on energy.
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Do the math.
Let's go for a ride.
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No!
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[Fury] Irresponsible,
undermining my authority,
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boneheaded move...
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Try not to be so possessive, Fury.
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Parks has popped out of his
gopher hole again
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and I'm on my way to deal
with him once and for all.
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As far as the Iron Spider's concerned,
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you've seen him in action,
he's doing fine.
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[grunts]
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- What are you doing?
- He's taken over the armor!
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[Iron Man] Living Laser,
you don't have the IQ points
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to breach that armor's security.
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[Living Laser]
Ready for another round?
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[Spider-Man] This really isn't
how I pictured our first team up.
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[Iron Man] I'm trying
to run down his power.
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Trust me, kid, this hurts you
much more than it hurts me.
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[Living Laser] Here's the deal.
You shut down your armor's
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high level security functions or
I heat up this armor from the inside
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and cook this kid alive.
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[Peter] Don't listen to him! Just
do whatever you gotta do to stop him.
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Accessing Iron Man security systems.
Voice command: section eight.
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Firewalls are down.
Do your worst, Arthur.
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[grunts]
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Hey!
That's dirty fighting!
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[Living Laser] Don't worry, kid.
He's just taking a little nap.
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Exactly the opening I need.
249
00:13:25,274 --> 00:13:26,841
Where'd you go?
250
00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:28,876
I moved to a better neighborhood.
251
00:13:33,048 --> 00:13:34,048
No!
252
00:13:37,030 --> 00:13:39,899
[computer whirs]
[beep]
253
00:13:42,302 --> 00:13:46,138
- What are you doing?
- Repairing.
254
00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:48,240
Modifying. Improving.
255
00:13:48,275 --> 00:13:50,042
We heard about Iron Man.
256
00:13:50,076 --> 00:13:51,310
Yeah, well.
257
00:13:51,344 --> 00:13:55,214
Trying to make up for it now.
Someone's got to save him.
258
00:13:55,248 --> 00:13:57,883
I hacked into Stark's
factory security systems.
259
00:13:57,918 --> 00:14:00,019
The Living Laser's in his armor
and he's taking over the place.
260
00:14:00,053 --> 00:14:01,153
Did you tell Fury?
261
00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:03,923
Not yet.
I thought I could just...
262
00:14:03,957 --> 00:14:06,158
Look, I know I let you guys down.
263
00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:09,128
I don't blame you one bit
for wanting to cut me loose.
264
00:14:09,162 --> 00:14:11,163
I got no problem doing this alone.
265
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:13,799
You did blow it, big time.
266
00:14:13,834 --> 00:14:16,969
Hey, man, we're in this
together. We always were.
267
00:14:17,003 --> 00:14:19,905
Even when you're a major
screw-up, which is often,
268
00:14:19,940 --> 00:14:21,207
we'd never let you fly solo on this.
269
00:14:21,241 --> 00:14:23,142
And we should move now.
270
00:14:23,176 --> 00:14:25,878
Get in there before Fury has
a chance to send in the cavalry.
271
00:14:25,912 --> 00:14:29,048
You guys would do that? Isn't
that disobeying some kind of order?
272
00:14:29,082 --> 00:14:30,983
You can't disobey an
order that was never given.
273
00:14:31,017 --> 00:14:33,819
Just do us a favor,
forget the armor, okay?
274
00:14:33,854 --> 00:14:34,954
You work better without it.
275
00:14:34,988 --> 00:14:38,791
Hold on. Let's all dig deep
and find a little optimism here.
276
00:14:38,825 --> 00:14:40,226
It's not going to be like
before, is it?
277
00:14:40,260 --> 00:14:44,830
Oh, don't worry. It's not
gonna be anything like before.
278
00:14:44,865 --> 00:14:47,066
I'm on my path now.
279
00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:51,837
[Jarvis] This is an
egregious security breach.
These designs are classified.
280
00:14:51,872 --> 00:14:53,105
[Living Laser]
I'm in charge now
281
00:14:53,139 --> 00:14:56,108
and I'm going to make a fortune
selling Stark's technology.
282
00:14:56,142 --> 00:14:57,276
Kiyah!
283
00:14:58,310 --> 00:15:00,145
Knock knock.
284
00:15:03,116 --> 00:15:05,918
Nice one.
But check this out.
285
00:15:05,952 --> 00:15:08,954
Think you've got what it takes
to defeat Iron Man?
286
00:15:08,989 --> 00:15:11,891
Would you kill Stark to do it?
287
00:15:11,925 --> 00:15:14,093
[alarm beeps]
288
00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:18,864
Time to bring it, sparky!
289
00:15:18,899 --> 00:15:21,166
[Announcer]
Iron Spider!
290
00:15:31,211 --> 00:15:33,879
Repulsor webbing.
How cool am I?
291
00:15:35,882 --> 00:15:37,016
[grunts]
292
00:15:38,885 --> 00:15:40,152
[computer whirs]
293
00:15:40,186 --> 00:15:41,887
[grunts]
294
00:15:41,922 --> 00:15:44,023
Got to be a way to wake Stark up!
295
00:15:44,057 --> 00:15:46,191
Calling up
Iron Man armor detail.
296
00:15:47,861 --> 00:15:51,030
Hold on. Security Failsafe?
Computer?
297
00:15:51,064 --> 00:15:53,232
[Jarvis] Young man,
that is an electrical charge
298
00:15:53,266 --> 00:15:55,968
that can be delivered directly
into Mister Stark's brain.
299
00:15:56,002 --> 00:15:58,170
A defibrillator
for his entire nervous system.
300
00:15:58,204 --> 00:15:59,905
I do not recommend this option.
301
00:15:59,940 --> 00:16:03,208
[grunts]
302
00:16:03,243 --> 00:16:04,910
[strains]
303
00:16:12,252 --> 00:16:14,954
We've got no choice.
Now, how do I do it?
304
00:16:14,988 --> 00:16:17,856
[Jarvis] Downloading remote
activation codes to your CPU now.
305
00:16:17,891 --> 00:16:20,092
[strains]
306
00:16:21,861 --> 00:16:23,128
[grunts]
307
00:16:37,143 --> 00:16:38,944
Hiyah!
308
00:16:40,246 --> 00:16:41,880
[grunts]
309
00:16:45,285 --> 00:16:46,277
[Living Laser] You again?
310
00:16:46,278 --> 00:16:49,254
Missed me, didn't you? Got
a new magic trick to show you.
311
00:16:49,289 --> 00:16:53,125
[computer whirs]
What?
312
00:16:53,159 --> 00:16:55,094
[gasps]
313
00:16:55,128 --> 00:16:56,929
[electricity crackles]
314
00:17:02,302 --> 00:17:05,771
[Spider-Man] Hey, you gotta
reinstall your armor security ASAP!
315
00:17:05,805 --> 00:17:07,206
Right.
316
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:10,075
[Living Laser] No!
317
00:17:10,110 --> 00:17:12,077
I hate to break it to you, Laser,
318
00:17:12,112 --> 00:17:14,813
but I don't share my
personal space with anyone
319
00:17:14,848 --> 00:17:16,982
that hasn't strutted down a cat walk.
320
00:17:17,017 --> 00:17:19,818
So that means you're out!
321
00:17:21,087 --> 00:17:24,156
I am too good at this.
322
00:17:24,190 --> 00:17:26,825
How dare you?
323
00:17:26,860 --> 00:17:28,227
I see your fashion sense took a jump.
324
00:17:28,261 --> 00:17:32,164
- Want to help me clean up?
- Aww yeah! I think I know how.
325
00:17:32,198 --> 00:17:36,068
A molecular disruption chamber.
Don't go in there when it's hot.
326
00:17:36,102 --> 00:17:37,903
Good thinking, kid.
327
00:17:37,937 --> 00:17:39,805
[Announcer]
Fight!
328
00:17:42,075 --> 00:17:43,876
[grunts]
329
00:17:44,911 --> 00:17:48,180
You can't fight me with energy.
I am energy!
330
00:17:48,214 --> 00:17:51,917
That armor is the key to
controlling Stark Industries.
331
00:17:51,951 --> 00:17:54,086
And I want it back.
332
00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:57,122
By all means, come and get it.
333
00:18:02,162 --> 00:18:05,798
Nice work.
No how can we help him?
334
00:18:05,832 --> 00:18:09,101
I've got it all worked out.
335
00:18:09,135 --> 00:18:10,903
Come with me.
336
00:18:22,182 --> 00:18:24,049
You there, kiddo?
337
00:18:24,084 --> 00:18:27,019
I'm here. You're headed for the
thing and he's right on your tail.
338
00:18:27,053 --> 00:18:29,154
- What thing?
- The thing!
339
00:18:29,189 --> 00:18:31,824
The thing that does the thing!
340
00:18:39,899 --> 00:18:41,934
Okay, I'm close.
341
00:18:44,170 --> 00:18:47,973
Keep tracking my signal
when I'm clear, fire it up.
342
00:18:48,007 --> 00:18:51,910
Whoa, wait a minute. Me?
Shouldn't you do it?
343
00:18:51,945 --> 00:18:53,946
[Iron Man] My onboards
are still rebooting.
344
00:18:53,980 --> 00:18:55,714
You'll have to do it manually.
345
00:18:55,749 --> 00:18:57,816
That was not part of the plan, man.
346
00:18:57,851 --> 00:19:01,787
- You can do it.
- You really think so?
347
00:19:05,725 --> 00:19:06,792
[screams]
348
00:19:17,070 --> 00:19:20,773
I won't screw this up.
I won't screw this up.
349
00:19:20,807 --> 00:19:23,008
Almost there.
350
00:19:23,042 --> 00:19:25,177
Hold it. Hold it.
351
00:19:26,913 --> 00:19:28,113
Now!
352
00:19:30,183 --> 00:19:33,185
[cries out]
353
00:19:35,155 --> 00:19:38,924
It disrupted his basic
photonic structure,
354
00:19:38,958 --> 00:19:41,860
expanding it across several
dimensions to the point where
355
00:19:41,895 --> 00:19:44,096
he could no longer control
his physical form.
356
00:19:44,130 --> 00:19:46,899
- Pretty cool, huh?
- So, where do you think he ended up?
357
00:19:46,933 --> 00:19:49,001
[both]
I don't know.
358
00:19:49,035 --> 00:19:50,869
[electricity crackles]
359
00:19:50,904 --> 00:19:53,939
What the heck?
360
00:19:53,973 --> 00:19:56,909
I say thee nay, vile villain!
361
00:19:56,943 --> 00:20:01,713
So I see you took some liberties
with the suit I built for you.
362
00:20:01,748 --> 00:20:04,883
Well, not for nothing.
But this thing had problems.
363
00:20:04,918 --> 00:20:06,785
I had to pop the hood.
364
00:20:06,820 --> 00:20:09,988
Uh. You know, no offense.
365
00:20:10,023 --> 00:20:13,025
So, are we all good?
I'm just making sure.
366
00:20:13,059 --> 00:20:17,930
- That's your idea of an apology?
- I'm sorry.
367
00:20:17,964 --> 00:20:20,999
Hey, Danny,
you were right, you know?
368
00:20:21,034 --> 00:20:24,102
I'm better off being an uncool me
than a cool someone else.
369
00:20:24,137 --> 00:20:27,039
Where'd you come up with that,
a fortune cookie?
370
00:20:28,073 --> 00:20:31,176
All right, all right. Get
out of here before I remember
371
00:20:31,211 --> 00:20:34,913
that you weren't authorized to even
think about going to Stark's factory.
372
00:20:35,982 --> 00:20:37,883
Except you.
373
00:20:37,917 --> 00:20:40,919
- Who, me?
- I wanna talk to you.
374
00:20:40,954 --> 00:20:43,222
Let me show you something, Parker.
375
00:20:43,256 --> 00:20:47,926
After a bit of tinkering, this
version is as good as it gets.
376
00:20:47,961 --> 00:20:50,896
Watch this.
377
00:20:55,902 --> 00:20:59,771
Whoa!
Oh yeah!
378
00:20:59,806 --> 00:21:02,140
I can wear it to school
and no one will know.
379
00:21:02,175 --> 00:21:07,012
Yeah. I think we both know you're
not ready to drive this car.
380
00:21:07,046 --> 00:21:09,715
But, who knows, maybe someday.
381
00:21:09,749 --> 00:21:12,150
Oh, come on! I am fierce
when I'm wearing this rig!
382
00:21:12,185 --> 00:21:14,119
You don't even have a driver's license.
383
00:21:14,153 --> 00:21:16,088
[grunts]
384
00:21:19,893 --> 00:21:21,960
I've got a learners permit.
385
00:21:28,968 --> 00:21:32,938
You can lock up after
you've put that thing away.
386
00:21:33,672 --> 00:21:37,776
Can I get some back up here?
Teamwork?
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