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Keith:Although violent protests
have been a consistent feature
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of the current state of the nation,
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today's intense wave
seem to have been triggered
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by the government's announcement
of something they are calling
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the "Patriot's Oath,"
a state sponsored initiative
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to have Americans sign
a loyalty waiver of sorts.
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White House spokeswoman, Kerry Nance,
elaborated on the program.
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Kerry:People are frightened
these days.
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There are a lot of folks
in this country
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who are actively engaging
in activities that are counter
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to our values and are
quite frankly dangerous...
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Sharon:I'm gonna be honest,
it's really intense down here.
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We're gonna see if we can go in,
take a closer look
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and talk to some people
on the ground. Sir?
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crowd: (chanting) Just say "Oath"!
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- Sharon: Don't touch me! Stop it!
- man: Sharon!
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- Sharon: Get off my hair!
- man: Someone help her!
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- Sharon: Help! Ow!
- (glass shatters)
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- man: Sharon! Can someone get to Sharon?
- (crowd chanting)
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- Sharon: Somebody? Help!
- (sirens wailing)
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Kerry: I want to know...
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that they see this country
the way that I do.
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The Oath provides us a White Pages
of people we know we can count on.
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- Yes, Alan.
- Alan: There will be
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a natural apprehension
to something like this,
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so what do you say
to the people who fear
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that if they don't sign
this thing
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that this is a way of separating
the people that are...
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- Kerry:No, hold on.
- ...with the administration...
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- Hold on, Alan.
- ...and against...
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This is America.
We cannot force people
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to say that they love their country.
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Nothing happens
if you don't sign.
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But if you do sign,
there are perks.
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Like I laid out earlier,
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you are eligible
for an EITC tax credit.
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We want to reward those who trust
and honor their country...
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- Are they serious?
- This is crazy!
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Kerry:And it's not like
we have a day
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or a week or a month
to do this.
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The deadline for signing
is the day after Thanksgiving.
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Black Friday.
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That is almost a year from now.
That gives the public...
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ample time to give
this fair consideration.
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But I can tell you something,
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a lot of people will not need
that time.
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They support this country
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and they're not afraid
to let people know it.
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- Kai...
- Kerry: Next question.
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- ...we can't sign this thing.
- Yeah, you're right!
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- This is insane.
- Yeah, I mean...
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what is happening
to the country?
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- This...
- Kai: Hmm.
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...this is unacceptable!
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You know what...
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if you think,
I'm gonna let that little girl
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grow up in shit like this,
you're wrong.
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And you and I have a job to do.
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We got to fight this.
This cannot happen.
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I'm not gonna allow
this to happen
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- in my daughter's country.
- Oh, you getting fired up, huh?
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I am fired up!
I'm very upset about this shit.
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Take your shirt off.
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- You want my shirt off?
- Yeah, I want your shirt off.
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- Kai: Mm!
- It's not, you know...
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- you looking beefy!
- Well, no. It's not what it was
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ten years ago, but I hurt
my lower back...
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- Yeah...
- I have like half a pec there...
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- Mm! Yes.
- I got one of these.
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Oh, that's what Mommy likes!
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Flex them titties, boy!
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You're gonna make me
start breastfeeding.
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- (both laugh)
- I'm not gonna get fat, though.
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'Cause if I get fat,
you're gonna leave me for Drake.
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Drake wishes I would.
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man on TV: These protesters
are whipping things up into a frenzy.
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Everybody here just needs
to calm down.
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- woman on TV: Don't tell me that.
- Mm, take your pants off.
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woman on TV:I'm hearing
about activists being threatened.
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- Chris: I'm not done with you.
- Kai: Yeah?
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This is the beginning of a purge
and it needs to be stopped
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before it goes any further.
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man on TV:Exactly
what I'm talking about.
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man on TV: We got five days
left to sign this thing.
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I don't think we're gonna make it.
New Orleans is a disaster zone.
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This is how Milwaukee started.
It is very...
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woman on TV: ' Cause the Citizens
Protection Unit.
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I don't know who they're protecting,
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but it's not the citizens.
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And I'm gonna say it, there's
a Gestapo-ey feeling to that.
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woman on TV 2:Here we go again.
New record for number of people
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- called a Nazi!
- woman 1: Sorry, but it's true!
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- man: Enough with the Nazi's.
- woman 1: You know it.
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- Hardy: Can I have some bacon?
- (phone rings)
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Kai: No bacon, baby.
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Can I have peanut butter and jelly?
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Kai: Uh, no.
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You're having cereal
for breakfast today.
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If I eat my cereal can I have
peanut butter and jelly?
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- Sure.
- Hardy: (whispering) Yes.
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Hardy: Dad, Mom said I can have
peanut butter and jelly!
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That is awesome.
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- Kai, look at this.
- Hmm?
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People were protesting the Oath
last night in New Orleans,
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CPU showed up,
f-u-c-k-e-d everyone.
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- Damn.
- Look at that. Uh... (scoffs)
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It's happening!
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We're gonna have Milwaukee again,
I guarantee it.
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That is a fact.
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All right, well can we just...
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- Chris: Right. Sorry.
- Kai: Yeah, exactly.
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Okay, uh, my folks get here
at like 3:30.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Are you ready for the assault?
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I'll be fine.
Because I'm fine with them.
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It's you that has the weird issues.
Will you be fine?
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Yes, I will be fine.
And I have to save room
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for my brother when gets here
and says something so stupid
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I call him a f-u-c-k-i-n-g
moron.
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Okay, FYI...
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baby girl can spell now. So...
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Did you understand
what I just said?
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Yes, you just said a bad word.
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I am s-o-r-r-y.
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- Chris: That's good to know!
- (Hardy chuckles)
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Oh, God, I gotta go.
I gotta go. I gotta go.
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Hey, Hardy, kiss blow on three,
two, one... (kiss)
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- I love you.
- I love you.
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- I'll see you at like 5:30ish.
- Okay.
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All right, call 911
if my parents act up.
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(Hardy chuckles)
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- Your Daddy crazy.
- Yeah.
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radio host: Now, here's the deal.
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Seventy-four percent of the country
have already signed this thing.
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- No way!
- radio host: And that's just a fact!
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- And facts don't care...
- Bullshit!
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...about your feelings!
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woman on radio:No, no.
That's not true.
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- The real number is closer...
- That is such a lie.
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...to 40 percent,
that is the real aggregate...
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Exactly, thank you.
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...and that poll
you referenced is an outlier!
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man on radio:
How is this stupid Oath
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going to end up being
what destroys our country?
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man 2: This is like a Banana
Republic, but worse.
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- It's an Old Navy...
- (knock on door)
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- (radio chatter)
- What up?
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Hey, brother.
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Dude, are you following
this New Orleans shit?
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Yeah. It is fucked up, man.
Do you mind if I sit?
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Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
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(sighs) So, Chris,
I'm signing it.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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I'm sorry.
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What?
How is that possible, dude?
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We were the guys!
We were the guys that led
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- the march around the building!
- I know.
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- We're the two holdouts!
- I know.
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Dude, we drove to Chicago
for that rally!
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Do you remember that fart?
The "Lingerer"?
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I remember the fart.
I remember the "Lingerer."
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Remember the Vine
we made about the fart?
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(imitates fart)
"Ooh", remember that?
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- (Dan chuckles)
- Come on, dude!
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Chris, this whole thing
is getting really scary.
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- I know.
- Do you know...
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Paige's cousin from Philly,
her boyfriend?
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(sighs)
His brother organized a rally...
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and the CPUs came to his house
and they just took him.
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- What?
- Dan: Yeah.
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- Are you serious?
- Dan: Yes.
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She hasn't talked to him
in two days,
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fucking lawyers haven't
talked to him.
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No one knows where he is.
I don't know what's going on.
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- Paige is freaking out.
- Is this verified?
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Is it ver...? What do you mean,
it's ver...
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I'm telling you right now.
This is first hand.
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Well, no... (sighs)
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It's not first hand.
(stutters) It's like...
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third hand.
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- I don't understand.
- Well, it's not you...
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Are you calling Paige... Are you
calling Paige's cousin a liar?
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That'd be a fucked up thing to do.
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I'm not calling Paige's cousin's a
liar, but maybe Paige's cousin's,
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whatever, friend's boyfriend's
brother is a liar.
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I don't know, do you even
know this person? (laughs)
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Do I even...? Yes, I met him
at Paige's aunt's wedding!
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Okay, we're really living
in Paigeville, it sounds like now.
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I just...
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I feel like maybe
you're compromising
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your values system based off
of information
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you're getting from someone
you don't know well.
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I think you should
maybe reconsider it.
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This is a really difficult
situation for all of us, okay?
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And you're making this really
hard for me.
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Hey, man...
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I thought we were gonna do
this together...
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but you got to do
what's right for you.
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I'm sorry.
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So are you still gonna hold out?
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Yeah, I think so. I mean...
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even if I wanted to sign,
I don't think Kai would let me,
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- you know.
- Good for you, man.
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I'm living vicariously
through you.
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Stop it, come on, man.
It's all good.
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All right.
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- Chris: All right, man.
- All right.
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Dan: Phew.
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(chuckles)
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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Happy Thanksgiving.
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(sighs) Fu...
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man:I don't know what to say here.
Just, uh, you know, don't get hurt?
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Don't get into any actual
physical altercations
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with any family members.
Happy Thanksgiving.
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- Chris: Hi!
- Oh, hey, babe.
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- What's up baby? Hi.
- Hey.
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How annoying are they being?
One to ten.
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Uh, they are at a one.
But you are a level four.
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- Four?
- Four.
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I just got home.
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- Well, hello!
- Eleanor: Hi!
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Eleanor: There's your daddy!
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- Oh, my goodness!
- Hi, baby.
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- Hi, Mom!
- Oh, I miss you!
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I miss you too.
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(football commentary on TV)
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- You look tired. Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine, thanks.
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- Will you shave for Thanksgiving?
- I will not.
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What do you say, Dad?
How are you?
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The toilet paper roll broke
off the wall, I fixed it.
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Good, good, good, good.
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Um, can I show you
my mosaic I made?
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Um, I would love to see it.
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It's good to see you guys.
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Pop, can you turn it down
a little bit? It's kinda loud.
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00:09:29,027 --> 00:09:31,064
- Just turn it off, honey.
- No, he can turn it on.
237
00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:33,007
- Oh, he can turn it off.
- Fine, I'll turn it off.
238
00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:34,112
I don't need to see it.
239
00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:36,525
You don't have to turn it off.
You can turn it... Okay.
240
00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:39,068
Oh, no, you want to hit "satellite."
241
00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:41,848
Chris: No, it's...
Now, it's in Spanish.
242
00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:44,118
- That's sap.
- (Spanish commentary plays)
243
00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,604
You're not gonna...
You wanna hit the...
244
00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,620
No, no, no, I got it,
I got it. Just...
245
00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:50,798
Okay, it's fine. No, no, no.
It's fine. It's good.
246
00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:53,152
You can do whatever you want,
whatever you wanna do, it's fine.
247
00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:55,384
- Eleanor: Press the lower button.
- Hank: I got it.
248
00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,239
And the volume's perfect here
'cause I can hear it
249
00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:58,463
all the way in the other room.
250
00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:00,638
(loud Spanish commentary continues)
251
00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,384
Wait, what did Jo say?
What happened?
252
00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:06,554
She came out and said,
"Surprise", and Jo said,
253
00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,935
- "Are you kidding me?"
- (laughing)
254
00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,351
- Are you hitting me? Or kidding me?
- Kidding me.
255
00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:14,236
- Jo's your funniest friend, I think.
- Very cute.
256
00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:16,522
Hardy: Can I watch Lab Rats?
257
00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:17,944
- Yes.
- (phone rings)
258
00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:21,031
But only one episode.
And not an extra-long one!
259
00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:27,583
(sighs) Jesus Christ.
260
00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:30,832
- What's wrong?
- It's New Orleans.
261
00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:33,004
That shit's blowing up tonight,
it's bad.
262
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,216
- People are going to die.
- Christopher, we said
263
00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,668
- we weren't gonna do that.
- Mom, it's not politics.
264
00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:38,804
It's... It's...
265
00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:41,575
current events, you know,
it's the news. It's happening now.
266
00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:45,388
I was very clear in my email
that we're not talking politics!
267
00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:47,083
It's going to ruin
the entire weekend,
268
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,479
you're destroying Thanksgiving.
269
00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:51,565
- Explain it to him, Hank.
- I'm not getting involved.
270
00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:54,602
- Eleanor: Hank...
- There is nothing to be involved in
271
00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,383
I put my phone away,
I'm not gonna ruin Thanksgiving.
272
00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:59,114
- I promise. I promise.
- Hank: Attaboy.
273
00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:00,450
All right?
274
00:11:00,952 --> 00:11:03,239
- Rest assured.
- Eleanor: Thank you.
275
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:06,447
What else?
276
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,612
What's new with Mom and Dad,
what's going on with you guys?
277
00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:12,415
Same old!
278
00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:13,830
(Chris chuckles)
279
00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,332
- Did you hear about Nancy Adams?
- No.
280
00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:18,170
- Stroke. Dead.
- Hank: Hmm.
281
00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:19,970
Oh, no.
282
00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:21,504
- Wow.
- Eleanor: Yeah.
283
00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:25,056
- What a mess.
- Yeah, it's sad.
284
00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:36,898
What neighborhood is this?
285
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,025
Um, Mid-Town.
286
00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:41,236
(indistinct conversation on radio)
287
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:42,534
I don't recognize it,
288
00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:44,259
I don't think
I've never been here before.
289
00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:47,349
It's basically our neighborhood.
We're just two blocks that way.
290
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,455
- (tires screeching)
- What is this guy doing? Move!
291
00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:52,084
- Chris: Whoa, whoa.
- (tires screeching)
292
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,332
- (car honking)
- Chris: Jesus.
293
00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:55,672
man: What's your problem?
294
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:58,416
- No, no, no. I'm pinned in here.
- What's he doing?
295
00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:00,237
- I don't know, Mom.
- What's that guy doing?
296
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:01,655
man: What the fuck
are you stopping for?
297
00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:03,079
- Get out the car!
- (Eleanor gasps)
298
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,703
- woman: Leave me alone!
- Oh, my God.
299
00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:07,424
- Oh, my God!
- Okay, okay.
300
00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:10,164
- Back out! Get out of here!
- I'm saying something to this guy.
301
00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:11,230
I got it.
302
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,223
- Eleanor: Christopher!
- Hey, man! That's enough!
303
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:14,940
Eleanor: Stop it,
Christopher, don't!
304
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:19,987
- Oh, my God, what's that guy doing?
- Chris: I don't know, I don't know.
305
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,634
- Eleanor: He's got a knife!
- Oh, my God.
306
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:23,024
- I know. No!
- Eleanor: Close it!
307
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:24,401
- No! Stop!
- Close the window.
308
00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:26,071
- (car honks)
- Hardy, it's okay.
309
00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:28,196
- Get out of here!
- I can't get out of here!
310
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:29,656
- I can't!
- (Chris honks horn)
311
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:32,412
Eleanor: Don't do that!
He's coming over. What's he doing?
312
00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:34,146
- Stop it!
- Eleanor: Get out of here!
313
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,411
Drive away!
314
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,206
Fuck you, faggot!
315
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:41,176
Oh, my God.
316
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:43,989
Eleanor: Let him go away,
let him go away.
317
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:46,493
- Get the fuck out of my country.
- Eleanor: God. He's leaving.
318
00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:50,342
- Hardy, you okay?
- Eleanor: Oh, my God.
319
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:51,601
Are you okay, baby?
320
00:12:53,231 --> 00:12:54,597
Eleanor: Get out of here, move.
321
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:56,728
- I still... I can't, Mom. I'm...
- Just back out,
322
00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:59,461
- I don't know how, do something!
- There's a car behind me, Mom!
323
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,062
I'm trying to handle it!
324
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:04,110
Where do these go? The fennel.
325
00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:08,449
Uh, fennel goes in the fridge.
Cheese will go in the fridge.
326
00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:11,990
Um, radishes can stay out.
327
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,288
- Shallots are dry. Garlic...
- Shallots are dry.
328
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,665
- (Kai clears throat)
- Hey.
329
00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:19,956
Kai: Hardy said you were
yelling at a man in the car?
330
00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:21,756
Yeah, yeah.
331
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,176
- There was this road rage thing.
- What?
332
00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:26,966
I didn't have it!
This other guy had it.
333
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,993
I didn't have road rage.
You know, this guy came up,
334
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:31,384
pulled out a knife
and started slashing tires
335
00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:33,372
and I just... you know,
I yelled at him to stop.
336
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:35,058
Okay. Well, in the future,
337
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:37,439
let's not yell at crazy people
when Hardy's in the car.
338
00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:39,149
What if he would've rolled up
on you?
339
00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:42,194
You weren't even there.
And I handled it beautifully.
340
00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:43,613
I kept my cool.
341
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,773
So... thanks.
342
00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:47,153
(doorbell rings)
343
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,614
Oh, is that Patrick?
Hank! Patrick's here!
344
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,369
Hank: I'm up! I'm up!
345
00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:53,368
- (doorbell rings)
- Kai: We cool?
346
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,913
- (doorbell rings)
- (exhales)
347
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:00,788
- Hey!
- Yo, yo!
348
00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:02,443
- What's up, man, how are you?
- What's up.
349
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,459
- Hi!
- Hi Katie, good to see you.
350
00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:05,751
Happy Thanksgiving.
351
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,006
What?
352
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,052
What is that?
353
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,097
Abbie. Not Katie.
354
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:15,640
Abbie.
355
00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:20,349
Ugh! I am so sorry.
I am so sorry.
356
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,379
Come on, man! We've been
together for like a year!
357
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,323
No, I know, I just thought
Katie was the old one.
358
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,822
Don't say the old one.
Don't even mention the old one.
359
00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:29,067
- Just help me out, man!
- I'm sorry.
360
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,495
Make yourself at home, Abbie!
361
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,118
(Pat slurping)
362
00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:40,498
- So, the...
- Uh... go ahead. Sorry.
363
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,788
I was gonna say,
the place looks good.
364
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,049
Thanks, man.
365
00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:45,840
- Is this room new?
- Hmm.
366
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:47,592
The living room?
367
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:52,093
No. (chuckles) No.
368
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,641
Pat, why'd you get in so late?
Was your flight delayed?
369
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:55,727
(both sigh)
370
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:58,099
There were all these fucking
protestors at the airport,
371
00:14:58,272 --> 00:14:59,558
- so it took forever.
- Yeah.
372
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,644
Like, good job guys,
piss off everyone.
373
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,025
- Abbie: Yeah.
- Pat: Idiots.
374
00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:04,194
Abbie: Totally.
375
00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:06,437
Hey, this coffee is great,
but I think,
376
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:09,114
I'm ready to move onto
the beer portion of the day.
377
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:12,318
- Hank: I'll join you.
- Yeah! You having one?
378
00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:16,826
No, no, no, it's really early.
But I will go get them for you.
379
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:22,001
Sure, I'll take one.
380
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:27,128
- Okay.
- Thank you.
381
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,335
So, Abbie, how's work?
382
00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:32,012
Oh, um...
383
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,383
I was hurt, Eleanor.
I'm on worker's comp.
384
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,805
Oh, no! What happened?
385
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:40,558
Um, well, what happened was,
I was leaving my office
386
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:43,098
and a co-worker decided
to hit me with her car.
387
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,733
- Oh, my God!
- Thank you.
388
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:48,896
Yeah, I broke my clavicle
and two bones in my right foot.
389
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,196
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
390
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,445
- Thank you so much, Lydia Wong.
- (Pat scoffs)
391
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,406
What? Okay, well...
392
00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,451
- I'm sorry?
- Well, that's not...
393
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:00,917
(scoffs)
394
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:03,626
- That's not appropriate, I'm sorry.
- Abbie: Sorry?
395
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:04,829
- Pat: What?
- Chris?
396
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,163
No, you said her last name
397
00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,318
in a way that implied that Asian
women are bad drivers.
398
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,629
That is not the case.
And that is offensive, I'm sorry.
399
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:13,174
I absolutely did not say her name
in a way that implied that.
400
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,009
There was an emphasis
on that Wong.
401
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,619
- Abbie: There was no emphasis.
- Pat: Hey, hey, and by the way,
402
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,726
- some of them are bad drivers.
- Bad drivers.
403
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:22,249
Percentage-wise, who do you
think gets in more car accidents
404
00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:24,014
in this country,
white men or Asian women?
405
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:27,059
- (chuckles) Asian women?
- No, Dad. No.
406
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,566
White men. I wouldn't have
said it if it was Asians.
407
00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:33,069
Statistically speaking, Asians,
safest drivers of any race.
408
00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:34,574
- That's a fact.
- Okay.
409
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,364
- Okay, Chris.
- How do you know that?
410
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,474
- Why do you know that?
- I read an article about it.
411
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,956
Okay, was that article
published by Asians?
412
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,374
(Eleanor and Hank laugh)
413
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:45,870
Anyways, I'm so sorry
that happened to you, Abbie.
414
00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:47,047
Thank you, Kai.
415
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:49,881
But it was actually kinda fun,
I have to say.
416
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:52,759
Because I couldn't really move,
so I did a lot
417
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:54,090
- of watching TV...
- Mm-hmm.
418
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:57,051
...kind of catching up on TV,
and reading and...
419
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,592
mixing it up with people online.
420
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:01,130
- Eleanor: Mixing it up?
- Mm-hmm.
421
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,428
- Abbie: Yeah.
- I like that!
422
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:03,888
- Abbie: Yeah.
- Eleanor: I do.
423
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:06,181
What do you mean by that?
Who are you mixing it up with?
424
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:10,110
Oh, haters, primarily.
And losers, also.
425
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,590
- Haters and losers?
- Abbie: Mm-hmm.
426
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:14,573
Oh, babe, babe.
We have to get Hardy
427
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:16,720
because we have to Facetime
my parents before they leave.
428
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,076
- Oh.
- Okay, come on.
429
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:19,657
- Okay.
- Come on.
430
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,150
Chris: What is she talking about?
431
00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,198
What the fuck is that shit?
432
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,136
- You needed a break.
- Yeah, I need a break.
433
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:26,980
- Kai, Kai, Kai.
- Okay. You needed a break.
434
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,540
Let me tell you something,
right now.
435
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,831
My brother, I love him.
(snickers)
436
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:33,591
What an asshole.
And his girlfriend... (laughs)
437
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,002
...she sucks.
438
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:38,175
- I did call her Katie. Yes!
- No you didn't.
439
00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:39,965
- You've met her before!
- I know.
440
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:42,388
One time at Uncle Lou's funeral!
I was grieving!
441
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:45,471
Okay. Well, we know
she's not great.
442
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:46,934
- Yeah.
- And we know that,
443
00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:49,016
so let's just be cool with it
and deal with it.
444
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,235
- Okay?
- Okay.
445
00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:52,005
I'm telling you right now,
if these motherfuckers
446
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:53,986
bring up the Oath,
I'm gonna lose my mind. Okay?
447
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,440
I'm sure they're all about it.
And if they go there,
448
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:59,325
I. Will. Drop. Some. Shit.
449
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,404
No. You. Won't.
You wanna know why?
450
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,163
Because I will drop
some shit on you.
451
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,494
And I don't even know
what the fuck that means!
452
00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:06,954
Can we just chill?
453
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:08,503
Huh?
454
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:11,209
Look. Let's try to avoid
455
00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:13,874
that conversation
for the next three days, okay?
456
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,423
- No... no Oath convo.
- Mm-hmm.
457
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,545
Let's leave the Oath
in the streets.
458
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,889
- Yep. Okay.
- And let's enjoy the holiday.
459
00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:22,804
- All right?
- (exhales)
460
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,268
God, that I don't believe in...
461
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:29,310
give me the strength to get through
the next three days, please. Amen.
462
00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:30,728
Hallelujah to that.
463
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,272
Okay, let's Facetime
your parents.
464
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,563
Oh, no, I just said that
to get you out of the room.
465
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,733
- That was a ruse?
- Yes, that was a ruse.
466
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:40,783
- You're the greatest.
- (Kai chuckles)
467
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:43,078
- (kiss)
- I don't know. Okay, let's go.
468
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:44,578
Chris: Hello!
469
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:46,581
(country rock music plays)
470
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,770
Hank: Jackson could do it all.
He's got all the tools.
471
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,410
- Chris: There you go.
- And Grinnel.
472
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,045
- He's got a sick arm.
- Chris: Hey.
473
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:54,290
Oh, yeah,
I bet he'll wind up in Tampa.
474
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,379
Oh, for sure.
He's a big motherfucker.
475
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:58,043
- Whoa.
- Easy, easy on the language.
476
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,157
Yeah, man. Can we try not
swearing for like a second?
477
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,297
- Just one second?
- Sorry.
478
00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:03,827
Sir, your apps are on the way,
can I get anyone another drink?
479
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:05,092
I'll do another SoCo and Coke.
480
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:06,726
waitress: Anyone else?
481
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,516
I think we're good.
482
00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:11,727
(Abbie giggles)
483
00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:15,110
What's so funny? What do you
got going on over there?
484
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,111
(snorts) I'm sorry.
485
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,359
I'm so sorry. I just...
486
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,741
I posted this article
to Facebook
487
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:24,661
and this guy just called me
a dumb bitch,
488
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:28,786
- so, I am fucking with him.
- Let's watch the swears, Ka...
489
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,044
(slurps)
490
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,247
Were you just about
to call me Katie?
491
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:39,084
No. I said,
492
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:42,129
"Let's watch the swears, K?"
Like, "okay."
493
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:44,923
- No, you didn't.
- What do I do here?
494
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,050
- What do I do here, man?
- Get my name right!
495
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,830
- It's really not that hard.
- Hey, hey, hey!
496
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,916
- It's sort of base respect.
- Remember, we had a talk?
497
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,397
Just... Both of you
need to chill.
498
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:54,432
(indistinct chatter)
499
00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,155
- (thud)
- Chris: Whoa.
500
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,967
old man: Goddamn,
plain bullshit, you hear me!
501
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:02,552
manager: Excuse me, sir,
what's the problem?
502
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:05,114
These punks are talking bullshit
against our country.
503
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,604
- man: We can say whatever we want.
- old man: No, you can't!
504
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:10,143
I'll say some names from Hogwarts,
tell me what house they're from.
505
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:12,007
- man: Fuck off, old man!
- man 2: Settle down!
506
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,370
- Chris: Hey, hey, hey!
- old man: You fuck off!
507
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,503
- Fuck the Oath, they say!
- manager: Sir, please...
508
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,165
She's in Ravenclaw.
509
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,174
- Kai: Yes, she is.
- You fuck off right now!
510
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,802
You fuck off, do you hear me?
Goddammit!
511
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,547
You should feel grateful
that you live in this country!
512
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:27,265
You should feel grateful
that you live
513
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,055
in the United States of America!
514
00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:30,687
Fuck off.
515
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:33,684
Fuck you all! Don't you put
your goddamn hands on me.
516
00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:35,057
(woman shouting)
517
00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:37,559
Eleanor: You touched
all the food.
518
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:38,944
All right, well...
(sighs)
519
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:40,236
(indistinct conversation)
520
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:42,008
- My hands are clean.
- You're all family.
521
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:43,952
- Have some celery, baby.
- Germs don't really...
522
00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:46,075
The CPU,
or Citizen's Protection Unit,
523
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,328
that grew out of a division
of Homeland Security,
524
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:49,937
has been accused
of being responsible
525
00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:51,991
for the disappearances
of several dozen activists,
526
00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:54,125
including actor Seth Rogen...
527
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:59,331
Jesus Christ. They took Seth Rogen.
He's gone. Straight up took him.
528
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:00,874
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
529
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,255
And, and @philorange.
Gone.
530
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:05,754
- No one knows where he is.
- I don't even know who that is.
531
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,890
@philorange, he organized
that big Oath Rally in Chicago
532
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:10,859
- that I went with fucking Dan.
- (Kai grunts)
533
00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,789
Dude, the government is straight
up taking people
534
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:13,813
and killing them!
535
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:15,934
- (Kai yawns)
- Hey...
536
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:17,776
Hmm?
537
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,377
It's gonna be scary
the next couple days.
538
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,436
We just gotta remember
who we are,
539
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:22,654
and we gotta remember that
540
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:24,378
we're not gonna let them
change who we are.
541
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:25,533
Mm-hmm.
542
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,198
- I love you.
- Love you, too.
543
00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:31,308
I'm gonna watch the news
for a little bit more, okay?
544
00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:32,868
- Okay.
- Keith: You have no idea,
545
00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:35,103
if they were taken by this
government, you're saying that
546
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,813
our government
spent the time and resources...
547
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:38,732
Of course, they're gonna
trot out this fuckin idiot
548
00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:40,213
- to defend it. Sorry.
- Shh.
549
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:47,430
(doorbell rings)
550
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:52,385
- Hello, hello!
- Daddy keeps making poop.
551
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:54,894
- What?
- I think he has the flu.
552
00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:56,851
- No, no!
- Hi.
553
00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,981
- Dude, don't touch me.
- Chris: And just...
554
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:02,064
I was not a popular person
on the plane. (clears throat)
555
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:04,730
- It was a rough eight hours.
- I'm so sorry.
556
00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:06,739
- (chuckles)
- Um, I could use a drink,
557
00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:07,945
- I'll be honest.
- Yep.
558
00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:09,894
- I love the additions!
- Thank you.
559
00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:12,287
And I love the new sconces!
560
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,413
- Thank you!
- I made these by hand.
561
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:17,410
- I-I smithed them.
- I... You did not.
562
00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:18,869
- I did.
- I know you did not.
563
00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:21,330
- You cannot build anything.
- I-I can't build anything.
564
00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:23,373
I am not a real man.
565
00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:25,796
No, but you can cook, baby,
so, you are a real man.
566
00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:28,553
- I can cook, this is true.
- He can cook.
567
00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:31,093
Speaking of masculine and cool,
where is Pat?
568
00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,452
I don't know. I think
he's in the shower
569
00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:36,122
with his girlfriend or something?
I don't know. I don't know, guys.
570
00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:37,978
How many fights
have the two of you got into?
571
00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:41,266
- Like half of one? Hmm.
- Uh, I counted three.
572
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,606
If you're including
arguments, three.
573
00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:45,770
- Listen...
- Ow! Shit. (laughs)
574
00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:47,189
Chris: I know, I know.
575
00:22:47,408 --> 00:22:49,866
- What up, sis?
- Oh, my God! (laughs)
576
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,867
Please put pants on!
Please put pants on.
577
00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:53,557
Sorry, I wanted
to see my sister first!
578
00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:55,496
- Hi Abbie, how are you?
- Good.
579
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:57,123
- Good.
- Thanks.
580
00:22:57,251 --> 00:22:59,914
(exhales) I'm so excited
to see everybody!
581
00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:02,107
Pat: Is that the hottest
the shower gets, by the way?
582
00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:03,747
- (crickets chirping)
- Chris: Thank you.
583
00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:05,046
- All right.
- (door closes)
584
00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:06,841
Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
585
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:11,258
Muah! Okay,
Zootopia in 30 seconds!
586
00:23:11,432 --> 00:23:13,285
- (boy shouts indistinctly)
- Chris: Whoa, whoa. Heyo.
587
00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:14,800
- These are heavy, man.
- Nice.
588
00:23:14,977 --> 00:23:18,015
I got a one, I got a due,
a three.
589
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,292
Do you have one that's just
pineapple? That's for Abbie.
590
00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:21,852
I got half of one
that's just pineapple
591
00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:23,437
and she can have
the whole thing.
592
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:24,943
Hey, does Clark want some?
593
00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:27,521
No, I gave him a saltine earlier
and his anus exploded.
594
00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:28,925
- Jesus!
- It was like fireworks.
595
00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:30,941
- (phone rings)
- You'd love it, it was patriotic.
596
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:32,942
- (Chris laughs)
- That's disgusting.
597
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,278
Pat: Hey, have you tried
our water?
598
00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:37,183
- For what?
- Pat: Just for him to drink
599
00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:39,686
- to flush everything out.
- It was the first thing we tried.
600
00:23:39,710 --> 00:23:41,470
- Turn on the news.
- It's a good idea, babe.
601
00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:42,584
- What?
- Turn on the news.
602
00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:44,605
- Right there, turn it on.
- Alice: What?
603
00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:47,027
Jason: (on TV)
The optics are stunning.
604
00:23:47,217 --> 00:23:49,334
Gus Alverson,
eight-term congressman
605
00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:51,427
and head of the Congressional
Black Caucus
606
00:23:51,722 --> 00:23:53,322
- being taken away...
- Chris: Holy shit.
607
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:54,673
...in handcuffs.
Truly shocking.
608
00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:56,011
Chris: Unbelievable.
609
00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:57,718
- What'd he do?
- Nothing, Mom!
610
00:23:57,895 --> 00:23:59,807
- He didn't do anything.
- He didn't do nothing.
611
00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:01,562
He lit a copy of the Oath on fire
612
00:24:01,732 --> 00:24:02,939
in front of some constituents.
613
00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:04,690
That's not nothing,
last time I checked.
614
00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:07,645
That is so not illegal.
You can do whatever you want,
615
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:10,008
you can take the American flag
and shove it up your asshole.
616
00:24:10,032 --> 00:24:11,773
- Oh, God!
- Christopher, please.
617
00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:13,236
It's not illegal, Mom. Why...
618
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:15,085
And who are you getting
this information from?
619
00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:17,112
- @fatasspatriot.
- Okay, yeah.
620
00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:19,414
Well, he's a good source
@fatasspatriot.
621
00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:22,041
In the rich tradition
of Rather and Murrow,
622
00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:23,497
and @fatasspatriot?
623
00:24:23,671 --> 00:24:25,815
- Hey, hey! Chill out, man!
- That's fucking ridiculous!
624
00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:27,375
First of all, he's verified.
625
00:24:27,758 --> 00:24:29,545
He's a verified fucking idiot!
626
00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:31,714
Second of all,
Alverson's a show boater.
627
00:24:32,054 --> 00:24:34,717
Okay, we all know that. He just
wants... He wants the attention...
628
00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:37,049
- He wants...
- Fuck that shit, dog!
629
00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:39,245
- Eleanor: Christopher, enough.
- No, fuck that.
630
00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:41,181
The guy is a civil rights icon.
631
00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:43,434
They're arresting opposition
leaders, Pat.
632
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:45,627
It's not the way it's supposed
to work in this country!
633
00:24:45,651 --> 00:24:47,371
Then they shouldn't be
violently protesting!
634
00:24:47,528 --> 00:24:49,736
Okay? And for the record,
maybe more politicians
635
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:51,502
should be in handcuffs.
They're all crooks.
636
00:24:53,242 --> 00:24:54,323
What a hot take.
637
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:56,234
"Urgh, you should
lock 'em all up!"
638
00:24:56,412 --> 00:24:58,449
- Hey, no...
- Are you guys in here fighting
639
00:24:58,539 --> 00:25:00,499
- right now? TV, off.
- Can I get a plate, please?
640
00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:02,615
Turn on some music.
641
00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:04,201
Alice, I got pineapple, I heard
642
00:25:04,378 --> 00:25:06,189
- that's what you like, Abbie.
- Yes, thank you, Kai.
643
00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:08,413
- I'm good, I'm good, I'm done.
- Knock it off. Stop it.
644
00:25:09,550 --> 00:25:10,630
Alice: But, did you get one
645
00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:12,237
- without gluten?
- Kai: Come again?
646
00:25:12,261 --> 00:25:13,752
- I was looking...
- Say what?
647
00:25:13,971 --> 00:25:15,428
Did you get one without gluten?
648
00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:17,005
Beautiful.
649
00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:19,136
Alice: (laughs)
Thank you. Beautiful.
650
00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,231
Kai: All right, I'm gonna
take this to the kids.
651
00:25:21,311 --> 00:25:23,164
Alice: You guys, it tastes
just like the real thing!
652
00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:24,395
Does anyone want wine?
653
00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:25,889
I'll get some.
654
00:25:27,568 --> 00:25:28,568
I think you have a fever.
655
00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:30,310
- (knock on door)
- Come in.
656
00:25:31,613 --> 00:25:32,774
How you feeling, Clark?
657
00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:34,657
Empty.
658
00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:36,824
Sorry about the smell.
659
00:25:37,411 --> 00:25:38,697
It's okay, we're gonna move.
660
00:25:38,829 --> 00:25:40,974
I'd love to sleep somewhere else
tonight. Do you have another room?
661
00:25:40,998 --> 00:25:42,489
No, this is it. This is all I got.
662
00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:44,953
Alice, can I go talk to you
outside about that thing?
663
00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:47,205
- Alice: Yes.
- Clark: No.
664
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:48,379
- Yes.
- Yes.
665
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,267
- It's not fair.
- Do you want some of that?
666
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:52,419
Okay, let me know
if you need anything.
667
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,127
- (kisses) I love you.
- Go, go, go. It's happening.
668
00:25:55,304 --> 00:25:57,091
- It's happening. It's happening.
- Let's go.
669
00:25:57,431 --> 00:25:59,673
- (lighter flicks)
- (dog barking in the distance)
670
00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:04,184
Wow. (giggles)
671
00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:05,754
- Fucking cool guy.
- Yeah, you are.
672
00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:08,311
But let a pro... let a pro do it.
673
00:26:09,026 --> 00:26:10,517
- Show me how it's done, sis.
- Okay.
674
00:26:14,323 --> 00:26:15,323
(laughing)
675
00:26:15,491 --> 00:26:16,652
- Don't laugh!
- Are you okay,
676
00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:18,616
- after that monster hit?
- Don't laugh!
677
00:26:19,453 --> 00:26:21,773
Seriously, when is the last time
you got high? I'm curious.
678
00:26:22,539 --> 00:26:25,703
Oh. Okay. Clark and I went
to see Pearl Jam.
679
00:26:26,043 --> 00:26:27,159
- And...
- Already cool.
680
00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:28,830
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
681
00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:32,172
And he thought we should
get a pot brownie...
682
00:26:32,341 --> 00:26:33,422
Mm-hmm.
683
00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:37,969
...and we did, and I fell asleep
in the second song.
684
00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:40,050
- (both chuckle)
- Yeah!
685
00:26:40,224 --> 00:26:41,590
Alice: But you know
what was great?
686
00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:43,536
- Their first song.
- Chris: I bet it was great.
687
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:44,880
Alice:
Ah, such a good first song.
688
00:26:45,979 --> 00:26:47,095
(sighs)
689
00:26:48,565 --> 00:26:49,772
It's good to see Mom.
690
00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:53,852
I mean, I need someone
in my life whose job it is
691
00:26:54,196 --> 00:26:57,109
- to tell me who's died recently.
- (snickers) Yep. Yep. Yeah.
692
00:26:57,282 --> 00:26:59,774
- I need that person. I know.
- She's the obituary.
693
00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:02,365
Oh, boy. Oh, actually,
she has two jobs.
694
00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:03,779
Her other job is to say,
695
00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:06,017
(imitates Eleanor) "You and your
brother gotta stop fighting,
696
00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:07,828
and I'm goddamn serious!"
697
00:27:08,335 --> 00:27:09,542
- Okay.
- "Stop it!"
698
00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:13,246
- Well, with that, she's right.
- I know,
699
00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:15,711
- I know!
- Enough of that, seriously.
700
00:27:16,218 --> 00:27:19,131
I know that you don't agree with him,
and we are right.
701
00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:21,011
- Yes! We are right!
- We are right.
702
00:27:21,181 --> 00:27:22,763
- And he is wrong.
- He's wrong.
703
00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:24,762
- But you just don't go there.
- Okay.
704
00:27:25,102 --> 00:27:27,435
- Okay?
- Okay, I won't go there.
705
00:27:28,021 --> 00:27:31,810
Can I say one thing about... her
and I'll let it go after that?
706
00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:33,808
- Okay.
- Like, for real, she sucks.
707
00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:35,648
She's... She's like a bad person.
708
00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:38,522
And it's just like, his world
view is already fucked up,
709
00:27:38,699 --> 00:27:40,699
and she's making it worse.
It's gasoline on a fire,
710
00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:42,826
I don't like what I'm seeing,
and I think it sucks.
711
00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:46,863
I bet those two signed
the Oath like that.
712
00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:49,533
Fucking bullshit.
713
00:27:56,925 --> 00:27:57,925
Alice...
714
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,503
- No! No!
- Don't be mad.
715
00:28:01,638 --> 00:28:02,845
- You signed it?
- I signed it.
716
00:28:02,973 --> 00:28:05,306
- (scoffs) What?
- I didn't want to!
717
00:28:06,143 --> 00:28:07,509
Clark was freaked out,
718
00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:10,770
his company was just putting
a lot of pressure.
719
00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:14,308
So, we came to the conclusion
that the thing to do...
720
00:28:15,152 --> 00:28:17,519
was to sign it,
uh, and then just
721
00:28:17,988 --> 00:28:21,402
keep fighting the good fight,
but on the D.L.
722
00:28:26,955 --> 00:28:28,366
- Sorry.
- Mm.
723
00:28:32,127 --> 00:28:33,127
Are you mad?
724
00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:35,398
Because I'm gonna be mad at you
if you're mad at me.
725
00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:38,039
No, no, no. I'm not!
I'm not mad, I'm not mad.
726
00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:39,424
I'm just a little...
727
00:28:40,594 --> 00:28:41,874
I don't know,
a little surprised.
728
00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:44,216
But listen, hey, hey, hello,
729
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:47,599
you and Clark have your life
and your family,
730
00:28:47,768 --> 00:28:49,225
and gotta do what
is right for you.
731
00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:51,386
And I'm not gonna sit here
and be like,
732
00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:53,058
"You're wrong!" So...
733
00:28:59,780 --> 00:29:01,442
- Alice signed.
- She did?
734
00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:02,823
Yeah.
735
00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:04,861
You okay with that?
736
00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:07,370
I don't know.
737
00:29:08,038 --> 00:29:09,038
No.
738
00:29:09,873 --> 00:29:12,286
I'm just sad for her, I guess.
I don't know. (scoffs)
739
00:29:12,459 --> 00:29:14,826
Well she's gotta do what she
thinks is right for her family.
740
00:29:15,379 --> 00:29:17,041
Yeah, I know,
she made a huge mistake
741
00:29:17,214 --> 00:29:18,876
and now she has
to live with it, so...
742
00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:22,754
You want to watch the news?
743
00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:24,470
Nah.
744
00:29:29,977 --> 00:29:30,977
(sighs)
745
00:29:39,027 --> 00:29:40,313
And that...
746
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:44,489
We're in a very good place.
Ga, ga, ga, gar.
747
00:29:44,658 --> 00:29:45,658
Okay.
748
00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:47,616
Here we go.
And I would say
749
00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:49,823
we got about 90 minutes left
on that turkey, Ma.
750
00:29:49,997 --> 00:29:51,437
- How are we doing over here?
- Good.
751
00:29:51,581 --> 00:29:53,994
The nuts are done,
the appetizers are fine.
752
00:29:54,876 --> 00:29:56,492
How do you want me to cut
these carrots?
753
00:29:56,878 --> 00:29:58,119
Fine dice please.
754
00:29:58,964 --> 00:30:01,126
All right, hello! Whoa!
755
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:03,260
- How are we doing over here?
- We're almost done!
756
00:30:03,427 --> 00:30:04,963
Okay, so listen,
five minute warning
757
00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:07,379
and then you are in charge
of setting the kids' table.
758
00:30:07,556 --> 00:30:09,218
- I'm in charge!
- Always!
759
00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:11,098
The burning I can handle,
760
00:30:11,268 --> 00:30:12,787
it's just the flaking
that drives me crazy.
761
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:13,971
Do you have a cream for that?
762
00:30:14,104 --> 00:30:15,544
Chris: I got some nuts for you guys.
763
00:30:15,605 --> 00:30:17,892
- Some herbs and stuff.
- It's crusty...
764
00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:19,544
Just keep having
that gross conversation.
765
00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:21,008
Wash your hands
before you eat those!
766
00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:23,444
Hey, slow down, Asher!
767
00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:26,739
Okay, what have we got
right here?
768
00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:28,649
Hotsie-totsie. Oh, yeah.
769
00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:31,695
- Eleanor: Is this dice fine enough?
- Let me see what you have. May I?
770
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:33,850
Can I jump in here
and show you what I was thinking?
771
00:30:33,874 --> 00:30:36,116
- Just give me a ba-ba-ba-ba...
- Oh, yeah.
772
00:30:36,293 --> 00:30:38,000
You should do
a cooking show, sweetie.
773
00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:39,877
I would love to!
774
00:30:40,047 --> 00:30:42,414
I would actually love
to do that. (chuckles)
775
00:30:43,467 --> 00:30:45,299
(humming)
776
00:30:46,386 --> 00:30:48,048
(sighs) Where are you going?
777
00:30:48,221 --> 00:30:50,304
I gotta go to the store
and get Clark some NyQuil.
778
00:30:50,432 --> 00:30:52,298
- He has to sleep.
- Oh, my God.
779
00:30:52,434 --> 00:30:54,412
- And I have to sleep.
- Get some for yourself, too.
780
00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:55,436
Alice: I'll be back.
781
00:30:55,937 --> 00:30:57,018
Oh, shit.
782
00:30:57,522 --> 00:30:58,933
Love you, Clark.
Hang in there, dog!
783
00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:00,439
Clark: Yeah, man.
784
00:31:06,031 --> 00:31:07,192
(water running)
785
00:31:10,619 --> 00:31:12,305
news announcer:
Large gatherings of protesters
786
00:31:12,329 --> 00:31:13,809
are now being reported
in New Orleans,
787
00:31:13,955 --> 00:31:15,821
- Chicago, Oakland, and Miami...
- Fuck me.
788
00:31:15,999 --> 00:31:17,759
...and despite multiple sources
reporting it,
789
00:31:17,793 --> 00:31:20,206
we still are unable to confirm
if there is a forthcoming
790
00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:21,790
national curfew
to be mandated...
791
00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:23,329
- Hi.
- Hi.
792
00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:25,043
Turkey's in, everyone's good,
793
00:31:25,175 --> 00:31:26,736
I was gonna watch
the news for ten minutes
794
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,092
and then I'm done for the day.
795
00:31:28,345 --> 00:31:30,428
- And then we'll turn the TV off?
- Off.
796
00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:31,722
Off.
797
00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:32,723
- Love you.
- Love you.
798
00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:34,348
(TV chatter)
799
00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:45,602
(Kai laughs and snorts)
800
00:31:46,113 --> 00:31:49,402
All right, everyone.
Mange,as they say!
801
00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:51,065
(indistinct conversations)
802
00:31:51,576 --> 00:31:52,817
Oh, that's heavy.
803
00:31:53,995 --> 00:31:55,111
Thank you.
804
00:32:04,506 --> 00:32:06,919
These potatoes. Sorry,
I'm eating most of them!
805
00:32:07,092 --> 00:32:08,692
- Chris: Good!
- What'd you put in these?
806
00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:10,126
I put a little, um...
807
00:32:10,637 --> 00:32:13,505
pecorino in them, kind of,
brings out the umami.
808
00:32:14,808 --> 00:32:16,765
What does that mean?
What does "umami" mean?
809
00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:19,685
It's a fifth flavor.
810
00:32:19,855 --> 00:32:22,893
It's kinda like savory, salty.
811
00:32:24,151 --> 00:32:25,517
That's good to know. (snickers)
812
00:32:26,069 --> 00:32:27,435
Pass the Syrah, please?
813
00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:29,354
Alice: This is lovely.
814
00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:32,736
Did I tell you that
we saw Bill Engvall
815
00:32:32,909 --> 00:32:34,491
at the Phoenix Civic Center?
816
00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:36,277
- No!
- No, how was he, Mom?
817
00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:38,663
He was so funny and charming.
818
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,123
And his stories
were really funny.
819
00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:43,376
And clean. Didn't curse once.
820
00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:45,481
- Eleanor: Didn't have to.
- Hank: You don't have to.
821
00:32:45,505 --> 00:32:47,371
Alice, did you watch Chris Rock
on Late Night?
822
00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:48,877
Yes, so good. So good.
823
00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:51,007
We watched it literally
three times back to back.
824
00:32:51,261 --> 00:32:52,547
Funniest guy in the world.
825
00:32:52,888 --> 00:32:55,096
Kai: It was so funny.
Oh, my God.
826
00:32:56,016 --> 00:32:57,302
- What was that?
- Abbie: Hmm?
827
00:32:57,476 --> 00:32:58,717
- What was that?
- Abbie: What?
828
00:32:58,894 --> 00:33:00,430
- Nothing, nothing.
- Yeah.
829
00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:02,690
No, you just gave her
like a little look, like...
830
00:33:03,273 --> 00:33:05,435
Nothing, we're just
not the biggest Chris Rock fans.
831
00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:06,525
Yeah.
832
00:33:07,194 --> 00:33:09,186
- He's racist.
- Pat: Mm-hmm.
833
00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:11,862
- You think Chris Rock is racist?
- Yeah.
834
00:33:11,948 --> 00:33:12,948
A little bit.
835
00:33:17,621 --> 00:33:19,453
I'm sorry, that's the stupidest
fucking thing
836
00:33:19,623 --> 00:33:21,285
I've ever heard in my life. (laughs)
837
00:33:21,583 --> 00:33:22,541
Please, Christopher.
838
00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:24,662
I'm sorry, it's just wrong,
what she said. It's wrong.
839
00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:26,418
I'm sorry, how can it be wrong?
840
00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:28,255
It's her opinion.
841
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,127
Yeah, and her opinion is wrong.
Chris Rock's not racist.
842
00:33:31,218 --> 00:33:33,258
He's best friends with Adam Sandler.
That is a fact.
843
00:33:33,553 --> 00:33:35,033
He's also friends
with Jerry Seinfeld.
844
00:33:35,138 --> 00:33:37,755
Also white. David Spade?
Ever fucking heard of him?
845
00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:40,256
- Best friend. Now that's a fact.
- You ask us what we...
846
00:33:40,393 --> 00:33:42,413
- They play basketball together.
- Okay, whatever, man.
847
00:33:42,437 --> 00:33:44,373
I don't know about their fucking
basketball schedule.
848
00:33:44,397 --> 00:33:46,667
You just asked us what we were
talking about and we told you.
849
00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:48,478
You know, it's actually...
It's racist...
850
00:33:48,818 --> 00:33:50,546
- God, babe.
- ...to think Chris Rock's racist.
851
00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:51,923
All right, it's okay.
No, I got it.
852
00:33:51,947 --> 00:33:53,707
So, if we don't agree with you,
we're racist.
853
00:33:53,823 --> 00:33:54,984
- Yeah. Yes.
- Pat: Thank you.
854
00:33:55,158 --> 00:33:56,594
You nailed it.
You nailed it exactly.
855
00:33:56,618 --> 00:33:57,950
- Pat: Great.
- (Chris laughing)
856
00:33:58,495 --> 00:33:59,495
Stop.
857
00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:03,118
- Can we just enjoy our dinner?
- I just want to reiterate,
858
00:34:03,667 --> 00:34:06,580
these potatoes are so good!
I'm just gonna say it again!
859
00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:09,086
- These potatoes are good.
- Hank: Everything is.
860
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,456
(sighs) Sorry. Sorry.
861
00:34:13,093 --> 00:34:15,085
Oh, did I tell you
about Simon Avona?
862
00:34:15,470 --> 00:34:18,304
- No, what happened to Simon?
- His father. Car crash. Dead.
863
00:34:19,432 --> 00:34:20,432
Kai: Mm.
864
00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:21,725
That's terrible, Mom.
865
00:34:22,686 --> 00:34:24,018
Sorry to hear that.
866
00:34:24,688 --> 00:34:25,849
Well, Eleanor...
867
00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:27,771
these biscuits...
868
00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:29,919
amazing! Every year
they get better and better!
869
00:34:29,943 --> 00:34:31,623
- (phone rings)
- You did such a great job.
870
00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:33,356
Eleanor: Same recipe
as last year!
871
00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:35,066
In fact,
everything I made this year,
872
00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:37,903
I made last year, except
for the pumpkin cheesecake.
873
00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:40,819
That is new. I saw it
on the Barefoot Contessa.
874
00:34:40,996 --> 00:34:42,157
Alice: Oh, we love that show.
875
00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:44,572
Sometimes, I call Clark "Jeffrey."
(chuckles)
876
00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:47,408
- Wait, who's Jeffrey?
- It's her husband.
877
00:34:47,836 --> 00:34:48,872
Jesus Christ.
878
00:34:49,504 --> 00:34:50,504
Alice: What is it?
879
00:34:51,047 --> 00:34:52,913
- What's wrong?
- Eleanor: What is it?
880
00:34:56,845 --> 00:34:59,303
They just opened fire
on a crowd protesting the Oath.
881
00:35:00,515 --> 00:35:02,006
- (sighs) Oh, dear.
- Jesus Christ.
882
00:35:04,144 --> 00:35:05,430
Doz... Dozens dead.
883
00:35:12,736 --> 00:35:14,376
I'm gonna turn on the news
for a second...
884
00:35:14,404 --> 00:35:15,485
Absolutely not!
885
00:35:15,655 --> 00:35:17,383
I said that in my email.
We're not watching...
886
00:35:17,407 --> 00:35:18,676
And it's my house, Mom,
thank you.
887
00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:20,362
Can we just finish dinner first?
888
00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:23,202
You don't think
this is important?
889
00:35:23,496 --> 00:35:26,330
I know this is important,
but let's finish eating.
890
00:35:27,042 --> 00:35:29,375
Yeah. Plus, we don't even know
what really happened.
891
00:35:29,878 --> 00:35:32,586
No, we do know what happened!
I just read it.
892
00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:36,291
They murdered dozens of people.
I just read it.
893
00:35:36,426 --> 00:35:37,962
Well, I'm reading
that they attacked
894
00:35:38,094 --> 00:35:40,256
- a group of counter protestors.
- Oh, Jesus Christ,
895
00:35:40,430 --> 00:35:42,990
I can only imagine what source
you're getting that bullshit from.
896
00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:46,350
(snickers) I'm not gonna fucking
debate with you here, okay?
897
00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:50,347
- Come on, language...
- I'm not Bill Engvall, okay?
898
00:35:50,482 --> 00:35:52,189
Do I look like Bill Engvall, Dad?
899
00:35:52,609 --> 00:35:54,441
Let's just chill out.
Let's eat the meal...
900
00:35:54,861 --> 00:35:57,353
I don't want to eat! I'm sorry!
There's fucking innocent people
901
00:35:57,530 --> 00:35:58,799
being gunned down
in the streets.
902
00:35:58,823 --> 00:36:00,426
- It's affecting my appetite.
- Kai: Chris...
903
00:36:00,450 --> 00:36:01,611
- They're not innocent!
- Yes.
904
00:36:01,743 --> 00:36:02,743
They're breaking the law!
905
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:04,881
That is what happens
when you break the law!
906
00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:07,784
"The law"? What, do we live
in fucking Tombstone!
907
00:36:08,124 --> 00:36:10,491
These are innocent people
exercising
908
00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:12,786
the first amendment,
and they have been
909
00:36:12,962 --> 00:36:14,703
gunned down
in the fucking streets...
910
00:36:14,881 --> 00:36:16,713
- Hank: Chris!
- ...by Brownshirts!
911
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,666
(indistinct clamor)
912
00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:21,257
- That's a little heavy.
- Chris: You support Nazi's.
913
00:36:21,388 --> 00:36:22,799
You fucking support Nazi's.
914
00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:24,676
That's my favorite thing
about liberals.
915
00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:26,385
As soon as they get triggered,
916
00:36:26,476 --> 00:36:29,139
- they call everyone a Nazi.
- Oh, shut the fuck up, Katie!
917
00:36:29,229 --> 00:36:30,936
- Pat: Her name is Abbie!
- I don't care!
918
00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:32,708
- I don't care what your name is.
- You're a dick!
919
00:36:32,732 --> 00:36:34,210
- It's Abbie!
- Chris: You suck, and everything
920
00:36:34,234 --> 00:36:35,475
you fucking say sucks.
921
00:36:35,652 --> 00:36:38,486
And guess what? You're perfect
for this fucking asshole!
922
00:36:38,822 --> 00:36:40,942
- Kai: Chris, stop it.
- Oh, I'm an asshole? Fuck you!
923
00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:43,135
You treat people who don't agree
with everything you say
924
00:36:43,159 --> 00:36:46,118
like they're fucking morons.
And we're not! And guess what?
925
00:36:46,287 --> 00:36:47,949
Everything isn't horrible
all the time!
926
00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:49,830
First of all,
it is horrible all the time,
927
00:36:49,999 --> 00:36:52,742
and second of all, I'm sorry
to be the bearer of bad news
928
00:36:53,128 --> 00:36:56,121
but you're a fucking moron,
and so are fucking you.
929
00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:57,630
- Hank: Language.
- Kai: Chris!
930
00:36:57,757 --> 00:37:00,117
I bet you two motherfuckers
signed that Oath in two seconds.
931
00:37:00,260 --> 00:37:01,421
- Yeah, I did!
- We did!
932
00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:03,197
- I knew it'd come out!
- You just asked him!
933
00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:05,053
Yeah, I know! I know!
Fuck you, Pat.
934
00:37:05,181 --> 00:37:06,513
- Pat: Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
935
00:37:06,641 --> 00:37:07,802
- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
936
00:37:07,976 --> 00:37:08,976
Seriously, hold on...
937
00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:10,246
- Chris, stop it!
- No politics!
938
00:37:10,270 --> 00:37:12,430
Mom, this isn't political.
I just wanna say real quick,
939
00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:14,164
- real quick, seriously, Pat...
- Mm-hmm.
940
00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:16,519
...fuck you.
And Abbie, or Katie,
941
00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:17,962
or whatever the fuck
your name is,
942
00:37:17,986 --> 00:37:19,602
and fuck anyone who signed
that Oath
943
00:37:19,738 --> 00:37:22,071
because they are stupid
fucking pigs
944
00:37:22,282 --> 00:37:23,739
and they should be
hung like pigs!
945
00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:27,488
What the fuck?
946
00:37:27,954 --> 00:37:30,537
- What the fuck?
- Not you, Alice!
947
00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:34,792
- And not Mom and Dad.
- Oh, thanks!
948
00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:37,370
But also, also,
like a little bit,
949
00:37:37,589 --> 00:37:39,546
- a little bit fuck you, Alice!
- What?
950
00:37:39,716 --> 00:37:41,676
Cause why'd you sign it?
Why'd you sign that shit?
951
00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:44,669
We have a kid too, okay?
And we care about her,
952
00:37:44,846 --> 00:37:47,446
we don't want her to grow up
in a country where you have to comply
953
00:37:47,515 --> 00:37:49,723
with every fucking stupid
thing the government does!
954
00:37:49,893 --> 00:37:52,010
- We have pride!
- We do, too, asshole.
955
00:37:52,187 --> 00:37:54,290
- (Chris blows a raspberry)
- Get off your horse, bro.
956
00:37:54,314 --> 00:37:55,646
No, I like my horse!
957
00:37:55,857 --> 00:37:59,271
Kai and I have strong,
American, patriotic horses.
958
00:37:59,778 --> 00:38:02,361
You got a little show pony,
it fucking sucks balls.
959
00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:05,524
Okay, we're clean.
Y'all are fucking dirty.
960
00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:06,980
- Chris, stop it!
- You're dirty!
961
00:38:07,243 --> 00:38:08,484
- You're dirty.
- Just stop it!
962
00:38:08,661 --> 00:38:10,118
Just shut the fuck up!
963
00:38:11,039 --> 00:38:12,246
I signed it.
964
00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:15,579
Yeah, I signed it.
I fucking signed it.
965
00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:17,288
So, how about that?
966
00:38:17,587 --> 00:38:19,544
(Pat and Abbie gasp)
967
00:38:20,381 --> 00:38:21,792
(soft rock plays)
968
00:38:26,554 --> 00:38:28,090
What the fuck
are you talking about?
969
00:38:28,264 --> 00:38:29,504
What do you mean you signed it?
970
00:38:29,599 --> 00:38:31,682
What? Why'd you lie to me?
(chuckles nervously)
971
00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:33,579
Can we have this conversation
in the other room?
972
00:38:33,603 --> 00:38:36,016
No. No, I want to talk
about it right here, right now.
973
00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:38,013
Chris, trust me.
Just talk in the other room.
974
00:38:38,233 --> 00:38:39,440
Alice, thank you so much,
975
00:38:39,609 --> 00:38:41,271
I don't need your help
running my house.
976
00:38:41,444 --> 00:38:43,185
I don't need your help.
Thank you, though.
977
00:38:43,363 --> 00:38:44,444
I want to know, right now,
978
00:38:44,614 --> 00:38:46,606
why my wife lied to me
in front of everyone.
979
00:38:46,699 --> 00:38:47,699
Tell everyone.
980
00:38:48,117 --> 00:38:50,484
- Why'd you lie to me? Why?
- Why I lied to you?
981
00:38:50,662 --> 00:38:52,403
- Why?
- Why did you lie to me?
982
00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:55,164
Fuck you! Why did I lie to you?
983
00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:56,750
Really?
984
00:38:56,876 --> 00:39:00,085
You wanna frame the question,
just like that, for me?
985
00:39:00,588 --> 00:39:01,920
Why I lied to you?
986
00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:03,526
I'm gonna go check
on the children.
987
00:39:03,550 --> 00:39:05,007
Kai: Why I lied to you?
988
00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:09,503
We both said
we weren't gonna do it.
989
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:11,721
Why did you sign?
990
00:39:12,642 --> 00:39:15,806
Because, Chris, my husband's
running around here acting like
991
00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:18,307
he's the white Nelson Mandela
and if anybody's
992
00:39:18,439 --> 00:39:21,147
not following his lead,
then they're the enemy.
993
00:39:21,943 --> 00:39:23,525
Now, I love my daughter,
994
00:39:23,736 --> 00:39:26,023
and I will do whatever it takes
to protect her.
995
00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:28,731
I don't give a fuck about signing
some stupid government shit!
996
00:39:28,908 --> 00:39:30,991
All I care about is taking care
of my daughter.
997
00:39:31,536 --> 00:39:34,199
So I signed it.
Yup, that's what I did.
998
00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:36,113
I signed it. Is that a problem?
999
00:39:36,666 --> 00:39:38,373
Do you hate me now? Huh?
1000
00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:40,660
Do I need your permission
to protect my child?
1001
00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:47,361
We should've talked
in the other room.
1002
00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:48,385
Mm-hmm!
1003
00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:52,671
Did everyone here sign?
1004
00:39:57,312 --> 00:39:58,974
- Shame on all of you.
- Now, that's it!
1005
00:39:59,147 --> 00:40:00,827
- That's it. That's it.
- Yeah. That is it!
1006
00:40:00,899 --> 00:40:02,626
You know what, I don't wanna
eat with you people,
1007
00:40:02,650 --> 00:40:05,438
so I'm gonna take my food
and my wine,
1008
00:40:05,612 --> 00:40:07,452
and I'm gonna go sit in my car
in the driveway.
1009
00:40:07,488 --> 00:40:08,820
And I'm gonna listen
to some news,
1010
00:40:08,990 --> 00:40:11,073
and I'm gonna read
little articles on my phone,
1011
00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:13,825
and eat my food, and you all
can sit here at the table
1012
00:40:13,995 --> 00:40:15,827
and stuff your big
fat fucking faces
1013
00:40:15,997 --> 00:40:18,058
and talk about the people
that are being brutally executed
1014
00:40:18,082 --> 00:40:19,744
in the street
by our police state.
1015
00:40:19,918 --> 00:40:21,284
I'll be in the driveway!
1016
00:40:21,461 --> 00:40:23,123
Happy Thanksgiving,
motherfuckers!
1017
00:40:23,338 --> 00:40:24,338
Christopher!
1018
00:40:24,672 --> 00:40:26,959
Chris: And save me some
goddamned pie!
1019
00:40:27,133 --> 00:40:28,133
(door closes)
1020
00:40:38,394 --> 00:40:39,830
radio news anchor:
We have Connor Bregman
1021
00:40:39,854 --> 00:40:42,267
at the northern barrier at City Park,
where we can see
1022
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:45,057
literally hundreds of police
and national guard
1023
00:40:45,234 --> 00:40:47,567
and what it appears to be
a coup of some kind.
1024
00:40:47,987 --> 00:40:51,071
Connor, where are you at this hour?
What's the feeling...
1025
00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:55,443
That was fucked up last night.
1026
00:40:56,204 --> 00:40:57,204
I hated it.
1027
00:40:58,206 --> 00:40:59,742
You ruined all of Thanksgiving.
1028
00:41:01,834 --> 00:41:03,917
Now, I know I signed it.
1029
00:41:04,879 --> 00:41:06,120
And I didn't tell you.
1030
00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:08,963
And I wish it didn't go down
like that.
1031
00:41:10,176 --> 00:41:11,883
But I am not gonna
apologize to you
1032
00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:14,423
after you busted me out in front
of your family like that.
1033
00:41:14,681 --> 00:41:17,014
Okay, I only did that
because you betrayed me.
1034
00:41:17,183 --> 00:41:19,766
Betrayed you?
Betrayed you, Chris?
1035
00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:22,727
Really? You have been obsessed
with this.
1036
00:41:23,773 --> 00:41:26,732
I have agreed with almost
everything that you'd say.
1037
00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:28,233
I agree with almost everything.
1038
00:41:29,195 --> 00:41:31,437
But it is getting kinda
ridiculous. I just...
1039
00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:34,989
I am just numb to the shit.
1040
00:41:36,285 --> 00:41:38,277
(imitating Chris)
The "breaking news.
1041
00:41:38,454 --> 00:41:40,741
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
did you see what happened?
1042
00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:42,531
Did you see?
Did you see what happened?
1043
00:41:42,709 --> 00:41:45,543
These are my theories."
Nobody gives a fuck, okay?
1044
00:41:46,379 --> 00:41:48,336
I am more concerned
with raising our daughter
1045
00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:50,668
than what's going on out here
in these streets.
1046
00:41:51,217 --> 00:41:53,584
This other shit,
don't mean nothing to me.
1047
00:41:54,804 --> 00:41:56,340
You mean something to me.
1048
00:41:56,931 --> 00:42:00,140
I just don't understand how,
as a black woman...
1049
00:42:00,309 --> 00:42:02,309
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
We are not about to be out here
1050
00:42:02,437 --> 00:42:04,850
re-litigating all of this shit
in the driveway.
1051
00:42:05,273 --> 00:42:08,357
Now, you have 24 hours
before your whole family leaves.
1052
00:42:08,901 --> 00:42:10,733
I suggest you get your ass
out of this car
1053
00:42:10,903 --> 00:42:12,860
and get in the house
and apologize to them.
1054
00:42:13,072 --> 00:42:14,813
- (laughs) Yeah, right.
- I'm not playing.
1055
00:42:14,991 --> 00:42:17,574
That's so not happening,
just so you know that!
1056
00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:19,777
I will never apologize!
1057
00:42:24,125 --> 00:42:26,117
- Hey, what's up, Avery?
- Hey.
1058
00:42:27,253 --> 00:42:28,253
Everything okay?
1059
00:42:30,631 --> 00:42:31,631
Yup.
1060
00:42:37,722 --> 00:42:39,322
news announcer:
With the president the...
1061
00:42:42,477 --> 00:42:45,094
- Kai: I'm sorry, come again?
- Peter: Ma'am, please?
1062
00:42:45,271 --> 00:42:46,749
- Kai: No.
- Peter: Don't get excited.
1063
00:42:46,773 --> 00:42:47,934
Kai: No, you don't understand
1064
00:42:48,066 --> 00:42:49,585
- because this is my house.
- Peter: Ma'am...
1065
00:42:49,609 --> 00:42:51,100
And I didn't say
you could come in it.
1066
00:42:51,277 --> 00:42:53,564
- Peter: Ma'am, calm down.
- Want me lower my voice?
1067
00:42:53,738 --> 00:42:55,498
- You lower yours outside!
- Whoa. I'm sorry.
1068
00:42:55,573 --> 00:42:58,190
Excuse me, what's going on?
Can I help you?
1069
00:42:58,493 --> 00:42:59,825
Are you Mr. Powell?
1070
00:43:00,203 --> 00:43:01,694
- Chris: Yes.
- Christopher Powell?
1071
00:43:02,789 --> 00:43:04,621
- Yeah, sorry, who are you?
- I'm, uh...
1072
00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:07,791
I'm Peter Yeun.
This is Mason Berko.
1073
00:43:08,002 --> 00:43:10,745
We're with CPU.
That's Citizen's Protection Unit,
1074
00:43:10,922 --> 00:43:12,399
we're a division
of Homeland Security.
1075
00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:13,423
I... I...
1076
00:43:14,008 --> 00:43:15,419
I know what CPU is. I...
1077
00:43:16,594 --> 00:43:17,960
How did you get in my house?
1078
00:43:18,387 --> 00:43:19,594
Your brother let us in.
1079
00:43:20,765 --> 00:43:21,972
Pat: I thought they were cops.
1080
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:23,600
You're cops, right?
1081
00:43:23,768 --> 00:43:24,768
- CPU.
- CPU. But...
1082
00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:27,853
- technically, we work for...
- No, you're not cops.
1083
00:43:28,147 --> 00:43:30,013
But I'm the owner of this home
and I'd like you
1084
00:43:30,233 --> 00:43:32,127
- to leave right now.
- Hold on a second. I'm sorry.
1085
00:43:32,151 --> 00:43:34,689
I thought she was
the owner of this house.
1086
00:43:36,989 --> 00:43:40,073
- We're both the owners of this home.
- Mm-hmm. He put a ring on it.
1087
00:43:42,537 --> 00:43:44,824
Mr. Powell, I want us
out of your hair as much as you do.
1088
00:43:44,914 --> 00:43:46,308
- Believe me.
- No, I don't believe you.
1089
00:43:46,332 --> 00:43:48,092
I want you out of my hair
more than you think
1090
00:43:48,209 --> 00:43:50,201
I want you out of my hair.
Trust that.
1091
00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:52,202
- Wait, who are they?
- Pat: Cops.
1092
00:43:53,256 --> 00:43:54,747
- Not cops, CPU.
- CPU.
1093
00:43:54,924 --> 00:43:57,041
They're not... They're not cops!
They're not cops!
1094
00:43:57,301 --> 00:43:59,238
Mr. Powell, if we could
just step in the other room,
1095
00:43:59,262 --> 00:44:01,156
we could talk for a few minutes,
let you get back
1096
00:44:01,180 --> 00:44:02,900
to your family, who seem lovely,
by the way.
1097
00:44:03,307 --> 00:44:04,947
Do you think
that's something we could do?
1098
00:44:07,395 --> 00:44:10,433
Mom, the kids are in Hardy's room,
they're watching
1099
00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:12,584
Fantastic Beasts and Where
to Find Them,can you please
1100
00:44:12,608 --> 00:44:14,728
go in there and make sure
the door stays shut, please?
1101
00:44:14,986 --> 00:44:15,986
Thank you.
1102
00:44:19,866 --> 00:44:21,277
Can we please go
in another room?
1103
00:44:22,410 --> 00:44:23,410
No.
1104
00:44:25,496 --> 00:44:26,907
- Can we sit down?
- No, we can't.
1105
00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:29,452
I wanna know why you're here
and I wanna know right now.
1106
00:44:32,545 --> 00:44:34,225
We received a report
that you were impeding
1107
00:44:34,255 --> 00:44:36,497
a private citizen's choice
to sign the Oath.
1108
00:44:40,636 --> 00:44:44,175
I'm sorry, did someone, like,
report me or something?
1109
00:44:45,099 --> 00:44:46,859
I'm sorry, we can't divulge
that information.
1110
00:44:46,976 --> 00:44:48,696
Okay, this is ridiculous.
This... (snickers)
1111
00:44:48,978 --> 00:44:52,642
...Impeding a citizen's right
to... to... to sign the Oath?
1112
00:44:52,815 --> 00:44:54,681
That's not a thing.
That's nothingness.
1113
00:44:54,901 --> 00:44:56,461
No, it's something.
Definitely something.
1114
00:44:56,485 --> 00:44:57,942
No. It's not something.
1115
00:44:58,196 --> 00:45:00,299
I just read an article yesterday
in Republica about it, okay.
1116
00:45:00,323 --> 00:45:02,523
They're arguing it up in courts
right now. So there's...
1117
00:45:03,618 --> 00:45:05,280
- Do you guys have a warrant?
- Mm?
1118
00:45:06,996 --> 00:45:09,033
- No, we don't.
- Uh, okay, bye-bye!
1119
00:45:09,248 --> 00:45:10,408
- Out!
- Sir, back up, please.
1120
00:45:10,458 --> 00:45:12,415
- No, get out of my house.
- No need to be rude.
1121
00:45:12,877 --> 00:45:13,877
Ru...
1122
00:45:15,671 --> 00:45:18,755
This is America! I can be rude!
Fuck you!
1123
00:45:18,925 --> 00:45:20,986
Mr. Powell, you're right,
the legality of the situation
1124
00:45:21,010 --> 00:45:24,128
is a little fluid and it's a bit
of a grey area. However,
1125
00:45:24,513 --> 00:45:27,802
we received a complaint
and we are obligated to investigate.
1126
00:45:27,892 --> 00:45:29,161
This is fucking insane right now.
1127
00:45:29,185 --> 00:45:30,662
- I can't even...
- Let's call Sheldon.
1128
00:45:30,686 --> 00:45:32,598
Yeah.
I'm calling my attorney,
1129
00:45:32,772 --> 00:45:34,638
and I'm not saying shit
until I talk to him.
1130
00:45:36,234 --> 00:45:38,692
Oh, also, real quick
while we're in the other room,
1131
00:45:38,861 --> 00:45:40,648
you two guys
wait outside, please.
1132
00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:42,195
Thank you.
We'll wait right here.
1133
00:45:43,699 --> 00:45:46,066
You're in big trouble.
You're in big trouble!
1134
00:45:49,664 --> 00:45:51,144
Can I get you gentlemen
tea or coffee?
1135
00:45:51,207 --> 00:45:52,288
- Abbie...
- What?
1136
00:45:52,458 --> 00:45:53,458
...no.
1137
00:45:53,876 --> 00:45:55,367
(both exhale deeply)
1138
00:45:55,544 --> 00:45:58,127
What is happening? I don't understand
how this is happening.
1139
00:45:58,256 --> 00:46:00,096
I don't know, but we gotta
figure it out, okay?
1140
00:46:00,341 --> 00:46:01,877
Where is Sheldon?
Where's Sheldon?
1141
00:46:02,051 --> 00:46:04,794
Okay, fine. My phone is dead
'cause I had it on all night.
1142
00:46:05,054 --> 00:46:06,295
Okay, okay. Use mine.
1143
00:46:06,472 --> 00:46:07,883
Yes, okay. Thank you.
1144
00:46:10,643 --> 00:46:12,760
(phone ringing out)
1145
00:46:13,604 --> 00:46:15,470
- voice mail: The mailbox is full...
- Fuck!
1146
00:46:15,690 --> 00:46:17,352
- What?
- The voice mail's full.
1147
00:46:17,483 --> 00:46:18,940
- Okay.
- Okay. Okay.
1148
00:46:19,151 --> 00:46:21,088
Hey, we can work this out.
We can figure this out.
1149
00:46:21,112 --> 00:46:23,695
- Gotta think, gotta think.
- I'm gonna say one thing quick.
1150
00:46:23,906 --> 00:46:26,398
Fucking Pat did this.
Pat called this in.
1151
00:46:26,575 --> 00:46:28,735
Come on, you don't know that,
and I don't believe that.
1152
00:46:28,911 --> 00:46:30,903
Okay, okay, then it was
for sure his girlfriend.
1153
00:46:31,163 --> 00:46:33,267
I'm gonna tell you something,
you know I'm a feminist.
1154
00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:35,578
- Yeah.
- I waited in line for two hours
1155
00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:37,458
so Roxane Gay could sign
her book to you.
1156
00:46:37,795 --> 00:46:38,911
- Yeah.
- She was brilliant!
1157
00:46:39,088 --> 00:46:41,000
- Yeah.
- Abbie's a little cunt.
1158
00:46:41,173 --> 00:46:42,818
No! You're not using
that word in this house.
1159
00:46:42,842 --> 00:46:45,153
We have talked about that.
You are not allowed to use that.
1160
00:46:45,177 --> 00:46:46,713
You can use "pussy,"
"trash pussy,"
1161
00:46:46,887 --> 00:46:49,174
- but you cannot use that word.
- Abbie's a trash pussy!
1162
00:46:49,307 --> 00:46:52,471
Okay, fine. She's a trash pussy.
If you say so, I agree with you.
1163
00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:53,643
But here's the thing.
1164
00:46:53,769 --> 00:46:56,227
I just wanna say I told you
this was gonna happen one day!
1165
00:46:56,397 --> 00:46:58,810
One day, I said, they're gonna
come to the home,
1166
00:46:59,108 --> 00:47:02,146
- it's the Gestapo!
- You were right, baby. I think...
1167
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:04,160
I think we have one option
and one option only.
1168
00:47:04,488 --> 00:47:07,196
We don't say shit
until we talk to Sheldon.
1169
00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:08,944
Okay? Only option.
1170
00:47:09,827 --> 00:47:12,160
Okay, that is a good option.
That is a very good choice.
1171
00:47:12,330 --> 00:47:13,849
- But here's another choice...
- Mm-hmm.
1172
00:47:13,873 --> 00:47:14,873
- ...another idea.
- Okay.
1173
00:47:15,041 --> 00:47:16,226
- Just a random thought...
- Okay.
1174
00:47:16,250 --> 00:47:17,491
...I think it might work.
1175
00:47:18,002 --> 00:47:21,086
Just answer their questions,
and they'll probably just leave.
1176
00:47:21,797 --> 00:47:23,004
- How about that?
- No.
1177
00:47:23,132 --> 00:47:25,193
- They'll probably leave.
- I'm not being interrogated
1178
00:47:25,217 --> 00:47:27,978
- in my own home without a warrant!
- First, stop saying your own home
1179
00:47:28,054 --> 00:47:31,013
'cause this is our home that
we raise our child in, okay?
1180
00:47:31,265 --> 00:47:33,535
Now, I just wanna figure out
a way to get these motherfuckers
1181
00:47:33,559 --> 00:47:35,095
up outta here
as quickly as possible.
1182
00:47:35,269 --> 00:47:37,852
- This is not Nazi Germany!
- You are so right.
1183
00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:41,227
Duh, duh Chris! Hello?
Danke schön!
1184
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,733
- Thanks for the information!
- Okay, all right. I got it.
1185
00:47:44,278 --> 00:47:45,564
But what are you gonna say?
1186
00:47:45,738 --> 00:47:47,418
I'm gonna teach them
about something called
1187
00:47:47,490 --> 00:47:49,277
- The United States Constitution!
- Kai: Ugh!
1188
00:47:50,493 --> 00:47:51,493
All right.
1189
00:47:53,412 --> 00:47:54,493
Excuse me.
1190
00:47:54,955 --> 00:47:55,955
Great.
1191
00:47:56,957 --> 00:47:58,323
Did you speak
with your attorney?
1192
00:47:59,502 --> 00:48:00,502
I did.
1193
00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:03,245
And he said because you
don't have a warrant,
1194
00:48:03,631 --> 00:48:04,963
you have no right to be here,
1195
00:48:05,299 --> 00:48:07,027
we don't have to answer
any of your questions,
1196
00:48:07,051 --> 00:48:09,008
and you need to leave
our home right now.
1197
00:48:09,095 --> 00:48:10,176
Well, then, that's that.
1198
00:48:12,181 --> 00:48:14,173
- Right. I understand.
- Thank you.
1199
00:48:14,350 --> 00:48:15,350
Mason: I don't.
1200
00:48:17,228 --> 00:48:18,228
Huh?
1201
00:48:19,188 --> 00:48:20,929
I don't understand
1202
00:48:21,107 --> 00:48:23,724
why you can't just answer
some questions.
1203
00:48:25,069 --> 00:48:27,652
Okay, well, I'll tell you.
Because, um...
1204
00:48:28,364 --> 00:48:30,856
in America, we have this thing
called the Constitution and...
1205
00:48:31,033 --> 00:48:33,696
I know what the Constitution is,
you condescending fucking pussy.
1206
00:48:33,869 --> 00:48:36,077
Mason, stop. I don't want to get
written up again, okay?
1207
00:48:36,247 --> 00:48:38,534
Mason: See,
I know guys like you.
1208
00:48:39,792 --> 00:48:42,250
You've never fought for this country
a day in your life.
1209
00:48:42,711 --> 00:48:44,202
You haven't sacrificed anything
1210
00:48:44,463 --> 00:48:46,671
and you're disrespectful
to people like me...
1211
00:48:48,175 --> 00:48:50,041
people who are here
to protect you.
1212
00:48:51,178 --> 00:48:52,214
But that's done.
1213
00:48:53,848 --> 00:48:57,512
Boys like you will soon learn
that those days are over.
1214
00:48:59,019 --> 00:49:00,100
Mason, stop.
1215
00:49:00,354 --> 00:49:01,754
- Alice: Leave it. Chris.
- Peter...
1216
00:49:02,106 --> 00:49:03,267
don't tell me what to do.
1217
00:49:05,317 --> 00:49:07,604
I just think the three of us
should go for a ride.
1218
00:49:13,284 --> 00:49:14,991
I'm not going anywhere.
(clears throat)
1219
00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:17,827
Say that to me again.
1220
00:49:18,038 --> 00:49:19,038
Peter: Mason.
1221
00:49:22,501 --> 00:49:23,662
Get out of my house.
1222
00:49:24,420 --> 00:49:25,877
I think you're coming with me.
1223
00:49:30,551 --> 00:49:31,911
- Fuck off.
- Pat: Get out of here.
1224
00:49:31,969 --> 00:49:33,729
- Pat: Come on, guys.
- It's okay. It's okay.
1225
00:49:33,804 --> 00:49:35,284
- Peter: Let's go.
- Mason: It's okay.
1226
00:49:35,473 --> 00:49:37,510
- Alice: Chris, enough.
- I would like...
1227
00:49:38,225 --> 00:49:41,013
- to apologize.
- Abbie: See, he's a good guy.
1228
00:49:42,062 --> 00:49:43,519
- (all) Oh!
- Peter: Mason!
1229
00:49:43,647 --> 00:49:44,647
Kai: Shit!
1230
00:49:44,690 --> 00:49:46,852
(indistinct yelling)
1231
00:49:47,067 --> 00:49:49,027
- Let her go! Come on!
- Peter: Mason! Stand back!
1232
00:49:50,404 --> 00:49:52,316
- (voices fading)
- (high-pitched ringing sound)
1233
00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:00,988
Pat: Let her go, man.
Let her go!
1234
00:50:02,541 --> 00:50:04,461
- Pat: What the fuck?
- Peter: Mason, stand back.
1235
00:50:04,877 --> 00:50:06,618
- Stay back!
- What is that, man?
1236
00:50:06,795 --> 00:50:07,956
Get him under control!
1237
00:50:08,464 --> 00:50:10,108
- Peter: Mason...
- Pat: You guys gotta go!
1238
00:50:10,132 --> 00:50:11,132
(Chris grunts)
1239
00:50:12,134 --> 00:50:13,215
I'll break it!
1240
00:50:13,302 --> 00:50:14,383
- This is too much.
- Quiet!
1241
00:50:14,512 --> 00:50:16,364
- You went too far.
- Why didn't he just sign it?
1242
00:50:16,388 --> 00:50:17,629
- I'll break your arm.
- Don't!
1243
00:50:17,890 --> 00:50:20,598
- Listen, I'll sign it!
- Mason: You fucking will!
1244
00:50:20,809 --> 00:50:22,489
I will go online!
I'll sign the online one!
1245
00:50:22,561 --> 00:50:24,441
Are you ready? I'm gonna
break your fucking arm.
1246
00:50:24,563 --> 00:50:26,145
- (Chris screaming)
- Mason, let him go!
1247
00:50:26,315 --> 00:50:28,102
- (thud)
- (screaming)
1248
00:50:28,651 --> 00:50:29,892
(Chris groans)
1249
00:50:30,903 --> 00:50:32,485
- Drop it!
- Hank: I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
1250
00:50:32,655 --> 00:50:34,066
Hands up! Hands up!
1251
00:50:35,950 --> 00:50:36,950
Mason: Pete?
1252
00:50:39,036 --> 00:50:40,036
Pete?
1253
00:50:40,955 --> 00:50:41,955
Pete?
1254
00:50:44,083 --> 00:50:45,083
Don't!
1255
00:50:48,546 --> 00:50:49,856
- (Hank grunts)
- (indistinct clamor)
1256
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,621
Hands behind your back,
you're under arrest.
1257
00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:53,748
- Why did you do that?
- (choking)
1258
00:50:53,842 --> 00:50:55,834
- Why did you do that?
- Alice: Let go of my dad!
1259
00:50:55,928 --> 00:50:57,419
Shut the fuck up! Back up!
1260
00:50:57,555 --> 00:50:59,467
- Pat: Hey, hey, hey!
- Alice: Let go of my dad!
1261
00:50:59,932 --> 00:51:01,389
- Hey!
- (Alice screams)
1262
00:51:01,559 --> 00:51:04,973
Kai: Chris! Chris!
What the fuck?
1263
00:51:09,233 --> 00:51:10,940
Oh, my God!
Chris, what are you doing?
1264
00:51:11,110 --> 00:51:13,067
- Chris: I don't know. Jesus.
- (Mason grunts)
1265
00:51:13,237 --> 00:51:15,570
- Kai: Chris...
- Chris, what'd you do, man?
1266
00:51:15,906 --> 00:51:17,568
- Kai: What the fuck!
- I don't know.
1267
00:51:17,866 --> 00:51:19,511
- What is happening?
- Pat: What are you doing?
1268
00:51:19,535 --> 00:51:21,527
Chris: Calm down,
I don't know, I don't know.
1269
00:51:21,996 --> 00:51:23,862
Get away! Get away! Watch out!
1270
00:51:24,039 --> 00:51:26,747
Stand back! Everyone stand back.
Stay back!
1271
00:51:27,126 --> 00:51:29,334
- Mason: Fuck! Fuck!
- (indistinct shrieking)
1272
00:51:30,087 --> 00:51:31,419
Mason: Give me my fucking gun.
1273
00:51:31,589 --> 00:51:33,581
- Abbie: Oh, God, oh, God...
- Chris: I can do it.
1274
00:51:33,882 --> 00:51:35,498
- Don't do it.
- Chris, what the fuck!
1275
00:51:35,926 --> 00:51:37,383
Chris: Okay, everyone be cool.
1276
00:51:37,970 --> 00:51:40,178
- Give me the gun.
- I'm not doing that, all right.
1277
00:51:40,347 --> 00:51:42,547
You take another step,
and I'll fucking shoot you, okay?
1278
00:51:42,641 --> 00:51:44,348
You don't know me.
You think you know me,
1279
00:51:44,518 --> 00:51:46,851
but you don't know me.
I'm a bad fuck.
1280
00:51:47,354 --> 00:51:48,970
Er, I'm a bad fuck-er.
1281
00:51:49,732 --> 00:51:50,732
Kai: Chris...
1282
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:53,642
- Mason: You're a dumb fuck!
- No, I'm not!
1283
00:51:53,819 --> 00:51:55,105
I'm smart and I have a gun!
1284
00:51:55,738 --> 00:51:57,274
Chris: Ooh, his head's
all fucked up.
1285
00:51:57,573 --> 00:51:59,986
Kai, his head's all fucked up.
Why is it black?
1286
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,053
Did I do that, or was his head
like that before?
1287
00:52:02,077 --> 00:52:04,077
- Kai: You did that shit!
- Hank: Put the gun down.
1288
00:52:04,204 --> 00:52:06,485
- I'm not doing that, Dad.
- We can talk about this, baby.
1289
00:52:06,749 --> 00:52:08,615
We will. We will talk about it.
1290
00:52:09,084 --> 00:52:10,245
- You...
- Chris...
1291
00:52:11,503 --> 00:52:12,503
...put your hands up!
1292
00:52:14,048 --> 00:52:15,880
Put your hands up. Sir...
1293
00:52:16,717 --> 00:52:18,333
- Put 'em up!
- They're up!
1294
00:52:18,886 --> 00:52:20,606
Okay, they were a little low
when I said it!
1295
00:52:20,888 --> 00:52:22,449
- (Chris breathes heavily) Pat...
- Yeah?
1296
00:52:22,473 --> 00:52:24,117
Chris: See if he's got
handcuffs or something.
1297
00:52:24,141 --> 00:52:25,382
- No, Pat! No, Pat!
- Okay.
1298
00:52:25,559 --> 00:52:26,766
Chris: Abbie, shut up!
1299
00:52:27,436 --> 00:52:28,643
Touch me, and I'll drop you.
1300
00:52:28,896 --> 00:52:31,855
You drop him, and I drop you.
Give me a reason.
1301
00:52:32,066 --> 00:52:33,648
I wanna drop you.
1302
00:52:34,818 --> 00:52:37,231
- Oh, shit, baby.
- Try me. I want you to.
1303
00:52:37,529 --> 00:52:39,316
I want you to.
I fucking want you to.
1304
00:52:39,740 --> 00:52:40,856
We got a ziptie.
1305
00:52:40,949 --> 00:52:42,427
- Do you know how to use those?
- Yeah.
1306
00:52:42,451 --> 00:52:43,783
Chris: Tie him up.
1307
00:52:44,870 --> 00:52:47,203
- Pat: Move that other hand.
- Oh, my God, oh, my God.
1308
00:52:47,331 --> 00:52:48,993
Chris: All right, all right.
1309
00:52:49,541 --> 00:52:51,624
Kai, it's okay, it's okay, baby.
It's okay, baby.
1310
00:52:51,710 --> 00:52:53,292
- Baby.
- Chris: It's okay.
1311
00:52:53,504 --> 00:52:55,184
Kai, it's okay.
Here's what we're gonna do.
1312
00:52:57,007 --> 00:52:58,293
We're going into the TV room.
1313
00:53:05,432 --> 00:53:06,673
Alice: Jesus, what's that?
1314
00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:07,886
Chris: It's a Taser.
1315
00:53:08,060 --> 00:53:09,426
Where did you get that?
1316
00:53:09,937 --> 00:53:12,099
- I ordered it online.
- You never told me that.
1317
00:53:12,606 --> 00:53:14,598
I know, I'm sorry.
Can we talk about it later?
1318
00:53:14,692 --> 00:53:15,853
If he moves, tase him.
1319
00:53:16,527 --> 00:53:18,143
Mom, keys.
1320
00:53:19,738 --> 00:53:21,195
Grab... Grab those keys, please.
1321
00:53:21,615 --> 00:53:23,902
All right, listen,
very important,
1322
00:53:24,284 --> 00:53:25,991
you need to take
all three of the kids
1323
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:27,600
three doors down
to the Berman's house
1324
00:53:27,705 --> 00:53:29,015
and make sure
that they stay there.
1325
00:53:29,039 --> 00:53:31,497
You can show them movies,
feed them whatever they want,
1326
00:53:31,667 --> 00:53:32,852
make sure they're happy
and safe.
1327
00:53:32,876 --> 00:53:35,368
But make sure they stay
in the house, okay? Thank you.
1328
00:53:35,546 --> 00:53:37,458
Can I take food from this house
to that house?
1329
00:53:38,298 --> 00:53:40,506
Yes, of course.
Anything you need.
1330
00:53:40,676 --> 00:53:42,417
Okay, I can make twice
baked potatoes,
1331
00:53:42,678 --> 00:53:45,295
I can make a cream of turkey.
I need bread.
1332
00:53:45,431 --> 00:53:47,033
- Bring the milk too.
- Are they allowed sugar?
1333
00:53:47,057 --> 00:53:48,785
Yes, they can have
literally whatever they want.
1334
00:53:48,809 --> 00:53:50,120
Just keep them safe.
Please keep them...
1335
00:53:50,144 --> 00:53:52,144
- I need to talk to you.
- Alice: Chris, come here.
1336
00:53:52,187 --> 00:53:53,769
- Hold on, hold on.
- Wait, I just...
1337
00:53:53,939 --> 00:53:55,619
What should I do?
His eyes are just like...
1338
00:53:56,775 --> 00:53:59,062
Are they like...
Or are they like...
1339
00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:01,061
No, it's like... They're like...
1340
00:54:01,655 --> 00:54:03,772
- I think that's okay, though.
- Really?
1341
00:54:03,991 --> 00:54:05,448
All right, keep an eye on him.
1342
00:54:05,659 --> 00:54:06,991
- Chris.
- I wanna tell...
1343
00:54:07,202 --> 00:54:09,444
I should've hit him,
instead of the Chinese fella.
1344
00:54:09,621 --> 00:54:11,453
Chi... No! Asian-American!
1345
00:54:11,707 --> 00:54:13,539
- What?
- Asian-American!
1346
00:54:13,667 --> 00:54:15,061
You don't know
where his family is from.
1347
00:54:15,085 --> 00:54:17,372
They could be from Korea,
they could be from fucking Laos.
1348
00:54:17,671 --> 00:54:19,128
(Mason laughs)
1349
00:54:20,299 --> 00:54:21,335
What's so funny?
1350
00:54:22,009 --> 00:54:24,752
It's just how much trouble
you're in.
1351
00:54:25,763 --> 00:54:29,222
Attempted murder, kidnapping.
You're done.
1352
00:54:29,850 --> 00:54:31,057
(laughs) You're all...
1353
00:54:32,352 --> 00:54:34,014
We didn't attempt
to murder anyone.
1354
00:54:34,229 --> 00:54:36,229
And guess what? Guess what?
You're in trouble, too,
1355
00:54:36,315 --> 00:54:37,917
because you came in here
without a warrant...
1356
00:54:37,941 --> 00:54:39,477
You assaulted
two government agents.
1357
00:54:39,818 --> 00:54:41,400
I lightly shoved you, okay.
1358
00:54:41,528 --> 00:54:43,928
You busted my fucking lip
with your arm, and I got witnesses!
1359
00:54:44,323 --> 00:54:46,610
You mean accomplices, right?
That's what these people are.
1360
00:54:47,576 --> 00:54:49,613
And every second they don't untie me
is just years
1361
00:54:49,787 --> 00:54:51,619
I'm gonna add
to their sentences.
1362
00:54:53,123 --> 00:54:54,284
So, what's the plan?
1363
00:54:55,667 --> 00:54:56,999
What are you gonna do?
1364
00:54:58,420 --> 00:55:00,582
My plan is none of your business.
1365
00:55:00,672 --> 00:55:03,026
- Oh, you don't have a plan, do you?
- Chris: I have a plan!
1366
00:55:03,050 --> 00:55:04,370
- No, you don't.
- Chris, kitchen!
1367
00:55:04,468 --> 00:55:06,130
- Now!
- We're gonna talk in the kitchen.
1368
00:55:06,386 --> 00:55:07,593
I do have a plan
1369
00:55:07,763 --> 00:55:10,005
and I'm not sharing it
with your fucking ass!
1370
00:55:10,098 --> 00:55:11,509
- Hmm.
- Chris: All right, Pat,
1371
00:55:11,767 --> 00:55:14,009
if this guy moves one muscle,
just tase him.
1372
00:55:15,687 --> 00:55:18,145
- Chris: Pat!
- Yeah, yeah. Okay. I got it.
1373
00:55:18,315 --> 00:55:19,315
And then if...
1374
00:55:20,108 --> 00:55:21,144
I don't want that.
1375
00:55:21,693 --> 00:55:23,480
- (stammers)
- Kai: Chris!
1376
00:55:23,779 --> 00:55:25,219
I'm gonna hold it.
I'm gonna hold it.
1377
00:55:25,948 --> 00:55:28,782
Kai: Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ!
- Oh, boy. Oh, my God.
1378
00:55:28,951 --> 00:55:31,568
- It's bad. It's really bad.
- Chris, it's really bad.
1379
00:55:31,745 --> 00:55:33,202
You gotta call the cops now.
1380
00:55:33,372 --> 00:55:35,433
I'm not calling the cops.
If I untie that fucking guy,
1381
00:55:35,457 --> 00:55:37,540
he's gonna fucking kill me!
He's a mad man.
1382
00:55:37,709 --> 00:55:38,709
He has to cool down.
1383
00:55:38,794 --> 00:55:40,911
He is not gonna cool down
any time soon, okay.
1384
00:55:41,088 --> 00:55:43,671
I'm gonna go check on your mom,
okay, and the kids.
1385
00:55:43,841 --> 00:55:46,208
You need to get Sheldon
on the phone
1386
00:55:46,468 --> 00:55:48,926
and tell him exactly
what's happening right now.
1387
00:55:49,054 --> 00:55:50,886
- All right, fine.
- Kai: Goddamn it!
1388
00:55:51,098 --> 00:55:52,098
Fuck!
1389
00:55:53,267 --> 00:55:54,428
This is stupid.
1390
00:55:55,853 --> 00:55:57,219
(static)
1391
00:55:58,438 --> 00:56:00,350
- Sheldon: Hello?
- Sheldon?
1392
00:56:01,024 --> 00:56:03,232
Sheldon! Sheldon,
do you hear me?
1393
00:56:06,029 --> 00:56:07,645
- Sheldon: Chris?
- Yes! Yes...
1394
00:56:07,865 --> 00:56:09,231
- (incoming call beeps)
- Shel...
1395
00:56:09,825 --> 00:56:11,942
Hold on Sheldon.
What is it, Mom?
1396
00:56:12,327 --> 00:56:13,738
Eleanor: Can the kids
watch The BFG?
1397
00:56:13,912 --> 00:56:16,120
Fine! They can watch whatever
they want. I don't care!
1398
00:56:16,206 --> 00:56:18,289
Sheldon, are you there?
Sheldon!
1399
00:56:19,334 --> 00:56:21,294
Sheldon:Chris, I'm at the base
of Mt. Kilimanjaro.
1400
00:56:21,461 --> 00:56:22,577
The reception is poor.
1401
00:56:22,754 --> 00:56:24,416
I can hear you, brother!
I can hear you.
1402
00:56:24,590 --> 00:56:27,082
Sheldon, I'm gonna
speak quick, okay?
1403
00:56:27,259 --> 00:56:28,591
'Cause I got a big problem here.
1404
00:56:29,511 --> 00:56:32,379
These two guys came into my house,
and they're from CPU.
1405
00:56:32,556 --> 00:56:35,396
They assaulted me, my dad freaked out
and hit one of them with a shovel.
1406
00:56:35,517 --> 00:56:37,704
The other one pulled out a gun,
I thought he'd kill my dad
1407
00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:39,560
so I hit him with a shovel.
And now, you know,
1408
00:56:39,855 --> 00:56:41,847
I tied him up,
and I'm wondering...
1409
00:56:42,441 --> 00:56:46,606
I'm wondering, as my attorney,
what you think I should do.
1410
00:56:49,489 --> 00:56:52,197
Sheldon:Chris, I'm sorry,
did you say, "Tied up"?
1411
00:56:52,367 --> 00:56:54,859
Yes, yes. I tied up...
I ziptied him.
1412
00:56:55,037 --> 00:56:56,073
His hands.
1413
00:56:58,165 --> 00:56:59,372
Sheldon: Okay.
1414
00:57:00,083 --> 00:57:01,324
You have to let them go.
1415
00:57:04,588 --> 00:57:06,420
Maybe I didn't explain it
the right way.
1416
00:57:07,049 --> 00:57:08,849
Sheldon:I don't know
what there is to explain.
1417
00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:11,338
You need to let them go
right now.
1418
00:57:12,888 --> 00:57:14,004
Sheldon: Chris?
1419
00:57:14,514 --> 00:57:16,255
Chris, we're starting
our ascent.
1420
00:57:16,433 --> 00:57:18,425
I have to hang up. Good luck!
1421
00:57:18,685 --> 00:57:20,677
- Hey! Chris, come here, please!
- Fuck!
1422
00:57:20,938 --> 00:57:22,600
Mason: He needs help! Look at him!
1423
00:57:22,814 --> 00:57:24,851
- Alice, help him! Help him!
- I'm trying to!
1424
00:57:24,983 --> 00:57:27,896
I'm a tax consultant, okay!
Just... just breathe.
1425
00:57:28,111 --> 00:57:30,173
Uh, should I get water?
Should we make him drink water?
1426
00:57:30,197 --> 00:57:31,813
Pat, you can't force
someone to drink.
1427
00:57:32,115 --> 00:57:33,777
what is it with you
and water right now?
1428
00:57:33,867 --> 00:57:35,387
- Leave it alone with the water.
- Hey!
1429
00:57:35,786 --> 00:57:38,119
He needs to go to the hospital
or he's gonna die.
1430
00:57:38,330 --> 00:57:39,696
(Peter groans)
1431
00:57:42,334 --> 00:57:43,791
- Chris: Whoa...
- Alice: God.
1432
00:57:43,919 --> 00:57:44,919
I don't think so.
1433
00:57:45,379 --> 00:57:47,416
- You fucking idiot.
- Chris: Hello, sir?
1434
00:57:48,548 --> 00:57:49,548
Sir.
1435
00:57:50,175 --> 00:57:51,882
Is there blood? Sir?
1436
00:57:52,552 --> 00:57:54,155
Alice: There's not actually
a lot of blood.
1437
00:57:54,179 --> 00:57:56,171
- Sir, hello?
- (Peter groans)
1438
00:57:56,348 --> 00:57:58,135
- Oh, there he is. There he is.
- Hi.
1439
00:57:58,475 --> 00:57:59,475
Great, okay.
1440
00:57:59,518 --> 00:58:01,976
- Hi!
- I'm here. I'm here.
1441
00:58:02,145 --> 00:58:04,182
Hi! Hi!
1442
00:58:04,356 --> 00:58:06,848
- Alice: He's fine. He's fine.
- Chris: He's fine now.
1443
00:58:07,609 --> 00:58:08,975
He's okay. He's okay.
1444
00:58:09,861 --> 00:58:11,443
(Peter sighs)
1445
00:58:12,572 --> 00:58:13,983
Why is Mason tied to a chair?
1446
00:58:14,449 --> 00:58:15,690
Mason: Yeah, why am I tied up?
1447
00:58:15,784 --> 00:58:17,116
Psst. He has amnesia.
1448
00:58:17,953 --> 00:58:18,953
No...
1449
00:58:21,123 --> 00:58:22,910
I remember you guys fighting...
1450
00:58:24,209 --> 00:58:25,666
and then I went down.
1451
00:58:27,587 --> 00:58:29,920
But I don't understand
why he's tied to a chair,
1452
00:58:30,924 --> 00:58:32,131
and why you have his gun.
1453
00:58:37,597 --> 00:58:40,010
(whispers) Paul, ah...
Tell me your name again?
1454
00:58:41,518 --> 00:58:42,838
- Peter Yuen.
- Chris: Peter Yuen.
1455
00:58:43,895 --> 00:58:46,638
We have a situation here
that has escalated out of control.
1456
00:58:47,399 --> 00:58:48,731
(exhales)
What do we know?
1457
00:58:49,568 --> 00:58:50,854
We know that you and...
1458
00:58:51,820 --> 00:58:53,436
your friend over there
came into my home
1459
00:58:53,613 --> 00:58:54,694
without a warrant...
1460
00:58:55,282 --> 00:58:56,989
- and assaulted me.
- Mason: No, bullshit.
1461
00:58:57,159 --> 00:58:59,902
Okay? And you got hit
on the head and I'm...
1462
00:59:00,579 --> 00:59:03,287
really sorry about that.
But when you hit the ground,
1463
00:59:03,623 --> 00:59:05,660
he freaked out
and pulled out a gun,
1464
00:59:05,834 --> 00:59:07,416
and started choking my dad.
1465
00:59:07,586 --> 00:59:10,704
And... And... And things happened,
and now here we are.
1466
00:59:11,381 --> 00:59:13,839
And what I would like to do,
is weigh our options.
1467
00:59:14,885 --> 00:59:15,885
Peter: Okay.
1468
00:59:17,596 --> 00:59:20,339
- What are our options?
- Yeah, what are our options?
1469
00:59:22,392 --> 00:59:23,392
Uh, I don't know.
1470
00:59:23,602 --> 00:59:25,468
I don't... I don't...
I don't know.
1471
00:59:25,645 --> 00:59:26,761
It happened so fast.
1472
00:59:26,938 --> 00:59:29,351
Mason: Peter, call this in,
tell them they attacked us.
1473
00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:31,266
- Chris: Peter...
- Mason: Peter.
1474
00:59:31,401 --> 00:59:32,712
- ...I can't let...
- Mason: Peter!
1475
00:59:32,736 --> 00:59:34,227
I can't let that happen, Peter.
1476
00:59:37,491 --> 00:59:38,607
I understand.
1477
00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:40,737
- Mason: Peter!
- Mason, I am handling this.
1478
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:44,946
Okay, Mr. Powell, let's talk.
1479
00:59:46,374 --> 00:59:47,374
Thank you.
1480
00:59:48,085 --> 00:59:50,366
And you called me Chris, by the way.
Mr. Powell is my dad.
1481
00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:52,412
Yeah, the guy who hit you
over the fucking head.
1482
00:59:52,506 --> 00:59:54,213
- Shut up! Shut up.
- It was self-defense.
1483
00:59:54,508 --> 00:59:55,669
Peter: I got it, Mason.
1484
00:59:57,177 --> 00:59:58,668
- Chris...
- Chris.
1485
00:59:59,721 --> 01:00:03,214
...there were mistakes made.
Yes, on both sides.
1486
01:00:03,433 --> 01:00:05,265
And what I'd like to do
is for us to leave...
1487
01:00:05,477 --> 01:00:06,477
Chris: Hmm.
1488
01:00:06,686 --> 01:00:08,643
- ...and to regroup...
- Mm-hmm.
1489
01:00:09,272 --> 01:00:11,514
...and contact you
some other time.
1490
01:00:13,652 --> 01:00:15,814
Or, or, hey, or...
1491
01:00:17,572 --> 01:00:19,564
maybe we don't
come back here again.
1492
01:00:20,408 --> 01:00:23,196
That's definitely
another option.
1493
01:00:23,453 --> 01:00:24,614
- I like that.
- Peter!
1494
01:00:24,788 --> 01:00:26,348
- You're making a mistake here!
- Mason!
1495
01:00:27,666 --> 01:00:30,875
Chris, we brought this to you
and we want this to end quickly
1496
01:00:31,711 --> 01:00:32,952
and peacefully.
1497
01:00:34,464 --> 01:00:35,580
Peter, thank you.
1498
01:00:36,925 --> 01:00:38,917
Thank you for being
so friggin'...
1499
01:00:39,469 --> 01:00:40,749
- reasonable.
- And you just have
1500
01:00:40,971 --> 01:00:42,803
this great disposition, too.
1501
01:00:43,306 --> 01:00:45,923
Well, I got three kids,
so it's a lot of negotiating.
1502
01:00:46,059 --> 01:00:47,175
(laughs)
1503
01:00:47,352 --> 01:00:49,389
- I have two kids.
- Two? Oh, yeah? Boy? Girl?
1504
01:00:49,521 --> 01:00:51,604
- Two boys.
- Two boys, oh, you get it.
1505
01:00:51,898 --> 01:00:53,434
- Peter: You?
- I got one daughter.
1506
01:00:53,608 --> 01:00:55,248
What do you got?
What's on your ear there?
1507
01:00:55,569 --> 01:00:56,776
- What?
- What is it?
1508
01:00:57,404 --> 01:00:59,324
- Oh, wait, there he goes.
- Mason: Jesus Christ.
1509
01:00:59,406 --> 01:01:02,114
Fuck, what is that?
What is that, water? Hello?
1510
01:01:02,492 --> 01:01:04,449
That's perilymph fluid,
he's concussed.
1511
01:01:04,578 --> 01:01:06,658
Untie me right now
and I'll take him to the hospital!
1512
01:01:06,746 --> 01:01:07,746
Untie me!
1513
01:01:07,998 --> 01:01:09,955
- We should go to the hospital.
- No, no.
1514
01:01:10,125 --> 01:01:12,082
- Mason: Untie me now!
- Shut up!
1515
01:01:12,252 --> 01:01:14,355
- Ice. Go get some ice.
- Abbie: What's perilymph fluid?
1516
01:01:14,379 --> 01:01:16,462
Yeah, ice is really gonna
help his brain injury.
1517
01:01:16,715 --> 01:01:19,048
Listen, listen to me.
If you untie me right now,
1518
01:01:19,342 --> 01:01:21,959
I will not beat
the fucking shit out of you!
1519
01:01:22,095 --> 01:01:23,336
Shut the fuck up!
1520
01:01:23,430 --> 01:01:25,116
You don't want a guy
dying in your home, do you?
1521
01:01:25,140 --> 01:01:26,802
That's not a good look for you.
It isn't.
1522
01:01:26,975 --> 01:01:28,466
Your only other option
is to kill me,
1523
01:01:28,643 --> 01:01:30,885
and you don't wanna do that,
do you? You don't.
1524
01:01:31,855 --> 01:01:33,187
You can't kill a man.
1525
01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:36,061
- What's up?
- He keeps passing out.
1526
01:01:36,359 --> 01:01:38,521
- Kai: What do we do?
- Chris: I don't know what to do.
1527
01:01:39,112 --> 01:01:41,900
- Kai: We need to call a doctor.
- Chris: We can't do that yet.
1528
01:01:42,073 --> 01:01:44,065
- Alice: How's he doing?
- He keeps... fluttering
1529
01:01:44,242 --> 01:01:46,122
in and out of consciousness.
He's all fucked up.
1530
01:01:46,369 --> 01:01:48,156
- Alice: Peter...
- Chris: Oh, shit!
1531
01:01:48,455 --> 01:01:49,616
Alice:...look! His eyes.
1532
01:01:49,789 --> 01:01:51,642
Chris: There, I saw it.
They're open, right there.
1533
01:01:51,666 --> 01:01:53,144
- Alice: Peter, are you okay?
- He's up!
1534
01:01:53,168 --> 01:01:54,168
Chris: Hey...
1535
01:01:54,586 --> 01:01:56,828
Peter. Peter, hey!
1536
01:01:57,964 --> 01:01:59,692
Peter: Sorry, I blacked out
there for a second.
1537
01:01:59,716 --> 01:02:01,207
Chris: Oh, Peter.
1538
01:02:02,761 --> 01:02:03,842
Peter...
1539
01:02:04,262 --> 01:02:05,844
you keep scaring us here.
1540
01:02:06,932 --> 01:02:07,932
(gasps) Oh, shit! Baby!
1541
01:02:08,516 --> 01:02:09,552
(screaming)
1542
01:02:09,768 --> 01:02:11,134
- Peter: Mason...
- Don't move!
1543
01:02:11,394 --> 01:02:13,351
How do you have a knife?
1544
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:15,040
It's called frisking,
you fucking idiot.
1545
01:02:15,106 --> 01:02:16,347
How do you not frisk him?
1546
01:02:16,566 --> 01:02:18,603
- You said tie him, not frisk him!
- Peter: Mason!
1547
01:02:18,944 --> 01:02:20,856
Put it down, put the knife down!
1548
01:02:20,946 --> 01:02:23,529
- You put the gun down!
- You put the knife down!
1549
01:02:23,657 --> 01:02:25,694
- Put it down.
- Mason: Okay. Calm down.
1550
01:02:25,909 --> 01:02:28,947
Put it down. On the count of three,
you put the knife down.
1551
01:02:29,204 --> 01:02:31,366
- (both) One, two...
- (groaning, screaming)
1552
01:02:33,959 --> 01:02:36,246
Mason: Put it down! Put it down!
1553
01:02:40,882 --> 01:02:42,339
- Chris: He's gonna stab me!
- Baby!
1554
01:02:42,717 --> 01:02:44,003
Kai: No!
1555
01:02:45,303 --> 01:02:47,260
Oh, my God! You've got to stop him!
1556
01:02:48,139 --> 01:02:50,882
(yelling)
1557
01:02:51,351 --> 01:02:52,351
Fuck!
1558
01:02:53,478 --> 01:02:54,969
- (taser clicks)
- (groans)
1559
01:02:55,063 --> 01:02:56,349
Pat, what the fuck!
1560
01:02:56,648 --> 01:02:58,648
- Shit! It was an accident!
- Chris: What the fuck!
1561
01:02:58,984 --> 01:03:00,600
Chris: Oh, shit!
1562
01:03:00,860 --> 01:03:02,897
Oh, my God.
It's going in! It's going in!
1563
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:05,397
- Abbie: What the fuck!
- (Mason groans)
1564
01:03:05,699 --> 01:03:08,032
It's in me! Tase him!
1565
01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:12,620
- (Taser clicks)
- (Chris screams)
1566
01:03:13,373 --> 01:03:14,955
Abbie: Oh, my God,
oh, my God...
1567
01:03:15,125 --> 01:03:16,978
- Chris: What the fuck, Kai!
- Pat: Are you okay?
1568
01:03:17,002 --> 01:03:18,868
- I'm fine, he barely got me!
- Not you, her!
1569
01:03:19,087 --> 01:03:20,373
I fucking know!
1570
01:03:20,588 --> 01:03:22,500
- You idiot!
- Pat: I didn't mean to!
1571
01:03:22,716 --> 01:03:25,299
You're so dumb!
I'm just realizing it now!
1572
01:03:25,427 --> 01:03:26,543
(sobs)
1573
01:03:29,264 --> 01:03:31,005
Fucking asshole.
You could have killed me!
1574
01:03:31,266 --> 01:03:33,849
That's usually the point
of stabbing someone in the chest.
1575
01:03:34,978 --> 01:03:37,081
Hey, man, I don't know
what happened to you in your life
1576
01:03:37,105 --> 01:03:38,687
that you ended up this way,
1577
01:03:39,024 --> 01:03:41,186
but it's people like you
who have fucked the world up.
1578
01:03:41,359 --> 01:03:42,691
If it wasn't for people like me,
1579
01:03:43,028 --> 01:03:45,486
people like you would be slaves
to people like me.
1580
01:03:46,448 --> 01:03:48,688
You can't even take care
of your own family. Look around.
1581
01:03:49,617 --> 01:03:51,199
Look what happened
in your own home.
1582
01:03:53,204 --> 01:03:54,604
You're not built for this, brother.
1583
01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:57,202
Untie me. Just end it now.
1584
01:03:57,542 --> 01:03:59,454
- End it!
- I know, I'm a huge pussy,
1585
01:03:59,669 --> 01:04:01,831
and you're gonna kick my ass
and send me to jail.
1586
01:04:02,088 --> 01:04:04,501
Fucking mother...
I know, shut the fuck up!
1587
01:04:04,716 --> 01:04:06,548
Mason: (muffled)
Fuckin' piece of shit!
1588
01:04:07,844 --> 01:04:10,427
- How you doing?
- I'm not good.
1589
01:04:10,847 --> 01:04:12,713
Not really good at all.
1590
01:04:13,183 --> 01:04:14,924
- I'm so angry right now.
- Mm-hmm.
1591
01:04:15,226 --> 01:04:18,640
I got tased in my own house
by my brother-in-law,
1592
01:04:19,105 --> 01:04:21,438
who would've never been able
to even tase me
1593
01:04:21,608 --> 01:04:24,021
- 'cause my husband bought a Taser...
- I know.
1594
01:04:24,194 --> 01:04:26,561
without talking to me about it.
So I'm really angry
1595
01:04:26,654 --> 01:04:28,632
and I don't know where
to direct this anger right now.
1596
01:04:28,656 --> 01:04:30,736
I need you to get your motherfucking
hands off of me.
1597
01:04:32,369 --> 01:04:33,405
Happy, Abbie?
1598
01:04:33,912 --> 01:04:36,074
- Was this all part of your plan?
- Here we go.
1599
01:04:36,289 --> 01:04:38,409
- I knew you'd blame this on me.
- Because you did it!
1600
01:04:38,625 --> 01:04:40,082
- It wasn't me!
- It wasn't her!
1601
01:04:40,168 --> 01:04:41,830
- I gotta ask one question.
- Abbie: What?
1602
01:04:42,504 --> 01:04:44,184
Did you call this in
because of what I said
1603
01:04:44,297 --> 01:04:46,004
about the Oath
during Thanksgiving dinner?
1604
01:04:46,424 --> 01:04:47,881
Or was it
cause I forgot your name?
1605
01:04:48,176 --> 01:04:50,793
- It wasn't me, asshole!
- Fucking prick.
1606
01:04:50,929 --> 01:04:53,210
I'm gonna say this to you now,
Abbie, with peace and love,
1607
01:04:53,556 --> 01:04:55,923
and in no disrespect to your gender,
but go fuck yourself!
1608
01:04:56,226 --> 01:04:58,058
- Go fuck yourself!
- Hey man, it wasn't her!
1609
01:04:58,144 --> 01:05:00,039
- Don't say that to her!
- You are a fucking pig!
1610
01:05:00,063 --> 01:05:02,020
Hey! (slaps legs)
A serious question!
1611
01:05:02,565 --> 01:05:04,477
- How is this helpful right now?
- Alice!
1612
01:05:04,818 --> 01:05:06,775
- Enough! No more fighting!
- Alice: Yeah.
1613
01:05:07,195 --> 01:05:09,562
No, I know!
I was telling them not to fight!
1614
01:05:09,948 --> 01:05:11,780
- Chris: Yeah, Abbie!
- Fuck off!
1615
01:05:11,950 --> 01:05:14,488
Mason: Untie me,
or your life is over.
1616
01:05:16,371 --> 01:05:17,862
Do you understand?
1617
01:05:18,915 --> 01:05:19,915
All right, I want you
1618
01:05:19,999 --> 01:05:22,286
- to not make any more noise.
- Come on. Don't do that.
1619
01:05:22,710 --> 01:05:24,605
No, I'm not gonna do anything.
Don't worry about it.
1620
01:05:24,629 --> 01:05:27,042
- Mason: Oh, come on.
- I just need you to shut up!
1621
01:05:27,382 --> 01:05:29,193
- Mason: Fuck you, fuck you!
- Fuck you, fuck you!
1622
01:05:29,217 --> 01:05:31,960
- Mason: I'll fucking kill you!
- That's why I'm not untying you
1623
01:05:32,137 --> 01:05:33,844
because you're fucking crazy, dude!
1624
01:05:33,930 --> 01:05:35,130
- (muffled shouting)
- Chris...
1625
01:05:35,390 --> 01:05:39,100
me, you, Alice.
Talk in the other room. Right now.
1626
01:05:39,269 --> 01:05:40,885
- I'm gonna go talk in the...
- Come on!
1627
01:05:40,979 --> 01:05:43,562
I'm coming, baby. Alice, let's go
before she gets madder.
1628
01:05:43,690 --> 01:05:46,182
Dad, keep an eye on Peter.
His ice pack keeps sliding down.
1629
01:05:46,317 --> 01:05:48,980
Pat, keep an eye on him.
And I'm fucking watching you, Abbie!
1630
01:05:49,154 --> 01:05:51,692
- Pat: Stop it, leave her alone!
- Abbie: Everyone hates you!
1631
01:05:51,865 --> 01:05:53,652
Abbie: Hey,
everyone hates you!
1632
01:05:54,617 --> 01:05:57,735
Hey, I wanna just one more time say,
1633
01:05:57,912 --> 01:05:59,528
I'm really sorry you got tased.
1634
01:05:59,998 --> 01:06:02,490
I do not want to discuss
that right now, okay?
1635
01:06:02,792 --> 01:06:05,535
We need a plan,
figure out what we're gonna do
1636
01:06:05,712 --> 01:06:08,023
'cause things can't get any more
worse than they already are.
1637
01:06:08,047 --> 01:06:09,629
No, I think they can get worse.
1638
01:06:09,757 --> 01:06:11,477
- Alice: It can get worse!
- Where is Clark?
1639
01:06:11,509 --> 01:06:12,545
- What?
- Where's Clark?
1640
01:06:12,886 --> 01:06:14,766
He's passed out,
I don't want bring him out here
1641
01:06:14,804 --> 01:06:16,574
'cause then he's someone else
in the room panicking
1642
01:06:16,598 --> 01:06:18,576
- except he's shitting everywhere.
- Don't bring him out.
1643
01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:21,593
I don't know if this it's because
there's still electricity in my body,
1644
01:06:21,728 --> 01:06:23,185
but I am fucking freaking out!
1645
01:06:23,396 --> 01:06:26,605
Kai, baby, I'm freaking out, too.
I am freaking out
1646
01:06:26,691 --> 01:06:28,978
that I live in a country
where this kinda shit happens.
1647
01:06:29,110 --> 01:06:32,023
I'm gonna tell you this right now,
this is not the America I know.
1648
01:06:32,155 --> 01:06:33,737
Hey, I do not
wanna hear your take
1649
01:06:33,948 --> 01:06:35,689
on the country's politics
right now!
1650
01:06:35,825 --> 01:06:38,112
The fuck you think you are?
Trevor Noah or something?
1651
01:06:38,369 --> 01:06:40,729
- I know, I'm not Trevor Noah.
- Thanks for the live OP-ed.
1652
01:06:40,788 --> 01:06:42,950
Now is time
for practical solutions.
1653
01:06:43,124 --> 01:06:45,081
What are we doing?
How is this gonna end?
1654
01:06:45,418 --> 01:06:47,751
Okay, okay, okay,
fine, what if...
1655
01:06:48,755 --> 01:06:50,712
I haven't thought this
through yet but what if...
1656
01:06:51,883 --> 01:06:54,045
(sighs) what if
Pat and I took my car
1657
01:06:54,177 --> 01:06:55,634
and drove these two guys
1658
01:06:55,762 --> 01:06:57,628
all the way up the 16
to the forest preserve
1659
01:06:57,805 --> 01:06:59,546
and we drop them deep,
deep into the woods
1660
01:06:59,724 --> 01:07:01,056
and we'd leave them there?
1661
01:07:01,267 --> 01:07:02,849
And then they don't die,
they survive
1662
01:07:03,144 --> 01:07:04,788
'cause they're smart guys,
but they have time
1663
01:07:04,812 --> 01:07:07,573
to think about what they've done.
Meanwhile, Pat and I come back here.
1664
01:07:07,607 --> 01:07:09,143
And you've packed a bag, right?
1665
01:07:09,609 --> 01:07:11,253
And then the three of us
drive down to Texas,
1666
01:07:11,277 --> 01:07:12,757
stay with your folks
for a few months.
1667
01:07:12,862 --> 01:07:14,273
If the cops show up,
I don't know,
1668
01:07:14,447 --> 01:07:16,404
we can go to Mexico.
If we needed to?
1669
01:07:16,574 --> 01:07:17,974
Maybe we'd become
Mexican Nationals.
1670
01:07:18,243 --> 01:07:19,984
I speak a little bit of Spanish.
1671
01:07:20,161 --> 01:07:23,029
I will learn more.
We will teach her Spanish.
1672
01:07:23,498 --> 01:07:25,865
- How the fuck is that practical?
- That is so stupid.
1673
01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:27,408
And it did not include me at all!
1674
01:07:27,585 --> 01:07:29,185
- Okay.
- What is fucking wrong with you?
1675
01:07:29,254 --> 01:07:31,371
I'm sorry! I don't know!
Here's what I know.
1676
01:07:31,548 --> 01:07:34,040
I know that if we let
these guys go, I...
1677
01:07:34,717 --> 01:07:38,586
we, Dad, Pat, we're
in big fucking trouble.
1678
01:07:39,222 --> 01:07:41,430
People in our family
will go to jail.
1679
01:07:41,599 --> 01:07:43,306
And really think about that.
1680
01:07:43,601 --> 01:07:45,281
That's something
we gonna have to consider.
1681
01:07:45,311 --> 01:07:46,597
We just have to!
1682
01:07:47,230 --> 01:07:48,596
I'm gonna tell you guys this.
1683
01:07:49,107 --> 01:07:50,314
And I'm a little embarrassed.
1684
01:07:51,943 --> 01:07:53,559
I'm really scared of Mason.
1685
01:07:53,987 --> 01:07:56,274
- Yeah, he's fucking nuts.
- He's a psychopath.
1686
01:07:56,406 --> 01:07:57,647
Keep him tied up
1687
01:07:57,740 --> 01:07:59,510
- and deal with Peter instead.
- Right. Mm-hmm.
1688
01:07:59,534 --> 01:08:01,696
- Peter seems reasonable.
- Yeah, we can talk to Peter,
1689
01:08:01,869 --> 01:08:05,078
we'll get him to call in,
explain the whole situation,
1690
01:08:05,248 --> 01:08:06,968
and then we can finally
end this whole thing
1691
01:08:07,083 --> 01:08:08,665
without anybody getting hurt.
1692
01:08:08,751 --> 01:08:10,162
- Or, more hurt.
- Okay, okay.
1693
01:08:10,336 --> 01:08:11,793
- Just...
- Okay, okay.
1694
01:08:12,547 --> 01:08:15,961
- Baby, calm down.
- Ow, okay. Okay.
1695
01:08:16,426 --> 01:08:18,066
You're gonna be okay.
We're gonna be okay.
1696
01:08:18,136 --> 01:08:19,736
- We got this.
- Okay, and another thing,
1697
01:08:19,887 --> 01:08:21,207
just let it go
with Pat and Abbie.
1698
01:08:21,347 --> 01:08:23,589
I'm not saying another word to them.
It's not about them.
1699
01:08:23,766 --> 01:08:25,886
- Alice: Okay. Yeah.
- It's about us. And this moment.
1700
01:08:25,935 --> 01:08:27,175
- Yes.
- And doing what's right.
1701
01:08:27,312 --> 01:08:30,430
- Kai: We'll just talk to Peter.
- I'm gonna talk to Peter.
1702
01:08:30,565 --> 01:08:32,543
- Kai: We'll talk to Peter.
- Alice: Family sticks together.
1703
01:08:32,567 --> 01:08:33,567
- Yes.
- Alice: Okay?
1704
01:08:33,735 --> 01:08:35,192
- Family.
- Yes.
1705
01:08:35,361 --> 01:08:36,641
- Let's do this.
- Let's do this.
1706
01:08:36,779 --> 01:08:38,190
- Let's go.
- Okay.
1707
01:08:39,532 --> 01:08:41,292
- (Mason murmurs)
- Abbie: We can't hear you.
1708
01:08:41,326 --> 01:08:43,409
- Abbie: Stop!
- Whoa! Hey, hey! What is that?
1709
01:08:43,578 --> 01:08:44,578
What did he just say?
1710
01:08:45,204 --> 01:08:47,912
- I don't know.
- What do you mean you don't know?
1711
01:08:48,082 --> 01:08:49,184
She means, she doesn't know!
1712
01:08:49,208 --> 01:08:50,648
We can't understand
what he's saying!
1713
01:08:50,710 --> 01:08:52,667
Stop accusing us
of canoodling with him!
1714
01:08:52,837 --> 01:08:54,356
"Colluding" is the word
you're looking for.
1715
01:08:54,380 --> 01:08:56,417
- I know, I meant to say colluding!
- Stop! Stop!
1716
01:08:57,508 --> 01:08:58,467
(sighs)
1717
01:08:58,468 --> 01:09:00,300
How you doing, Peter?
How you feeling, buddy?
1718
01:09:01,179 --> 01:09:03,136
- I'm okay.
- Good, good.
1719
01:09:04,182 --> 01:09:05,673
We need this to end.
1720
01:09:06,809 --> 01:09:09,017
And I'm here right now
asking you...
1721
01:09:10,104 --> 01:09:11,311
can we make that happen?
1722
01:09:15,610 --> 01:09:16,851
I think we can do this.
1723
01:09:18,071 --> 01:09:19,071
It's gonna be rough.
1724
01:09:20,073 --> 01:09:21,405
But if we stay calm...
1725
01:09:22,158 --> 01:09:23,524
and trust each other...
1726
01:09:24,118 --> 01:09:26,735
- we can work it out.
- Oh, God. Thank you.
1727
01:09:26,913 --> 01:09:28,324
Peter: It's gonna be rough.
1728
01:09:28,873 --> 01:09:31,832
But if we stay calm,
and trust each other...
1729
01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:34,201
we can work it out.
1730
01:09:34,754 --> 01:09:36,586
He really needs to see a doctor.
1731
01:09:36,839 --> 01:09:39,877
- Did he say it twice?
- You are so calm.
1732
01:09:40,051 --> 01:09:41,445
- Yeah, you're...
- You're very calm.
1733
01:09:41,469 --> 01:09:42,505
...very, very Zen.
1734
01:09:42,762 --> 01:09:44,594
Not Zen. Goddamn it. No offense.
1735
01:09:44,764 --> 01:09:45,971
Oh, none taken.
1736
01:09:47,266 --> 01:09:48,473
But I do think...
1737
01:09:49,769 --> 01:09:51,806
I do think we're gonna have
to untie Mason.
1738
01:09:53,064 --> 01:09:54,851
Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
1739
01:09:55,608 --> 01:09:57,645
- Mm-mm.
- Listen, listen. Hold on.
1740
01:09:57,819 --> 01:09:58,900
Everyone be calm.
1741
01:10:01,572 --> 01:10:02,813
Is there any way...
1742
01:10:03,825 --> 01:10:06,067
that if I untie him,
you can guarantee me...
1743
01:10:06,953 --> 01:10:08,945
he won't beat me up?
1744
01:10:09,956 --> 01:10:10,956
Mason...
1745
01:10:12,458 --> 01:10:14,450
will you promise
not to attack Mr. Powell?
1746
01:10:15,169 --> 01:10:16,410
- Mason: Fuck you.
- Okay.
1747
01:10:16,587 --> 01:10:18,624
See, that makes me think
he will attack me.
1748
01:10:19,173 --> 01:10:23,463
Mason! I need you to swear
on my life...
1749
01:10:24,345 --> 01:10:26,837
that you will not attack
Mr. Powell.
1750
01:10:32,478 --> 01:10:36,597
(muffled) Peter,
I swear on your life.
1751
01:10:38,609 --> 01:10:39,690
Untape his mouth.
1752
01:10:41,362 --> 01:10:42,944
- It's okay, do it.
- Oh, Pat.
1753
01:10:43,406 --> 01:10:44,522
Do it fast.
1754
01:10:45,158 --> 01:10:46,740
Chris: Oh! Owie! Owie!
1755
01:10:46,909 --> 01:10:48,866
Oh, my God. Okay.
1756
01:10:51,581 --> 01:10:52,788
Cut me out of this shit.
1757
01:10:54,584 --> 01:10:55,620
Do it.
1758
01:10:55,918 --> 01:10:57,830
It took 20 minutes
to put it all on.
1759
01:10:58,004 --> 01:11:00,337
- Chris: I don't care. Do it.
- Okay, all right, all right.
1760
01:11:00,506 --> 01:11:01,963
No, Pat. No! Oh, my God!
1761
01:11:02,133 --> 01:11:03,544
- This is so dumb!
- Shh!
1762
01:11:03,843 --> 01:11:07,132
- Everyone, everyone...
- This isn't what we talked about!
1763
01:11:07,221 --> 01:11:09,241
- Chris: Shh. It's okay, Kai.
- Alice: This is a bad idea.
1764
01:11:09,265 --> 01:11:12,053
- Chris: He swore on Peter's life.
- Alice: Let's not untie him yet.
1765
01:11:12,143 --> 01:11:15,102
- Kai: Not a good idea.
- Holy shit. Holy shit.
1766
01:11:15,813 --> 01:11:17,020
It's going to be okay.
1767
01:11:24,781 --> 01:11:25,781
Gun.
1768
01:11:27,992 --> 01:11:30,359
- Not giving him the gun.
- There's no negotiation...
1769
01:11:30,578 --> 01:11:32,786
- Kai: Mm-mm.
- ...with my gun in your hand.
1770
01:11:35,458 --> 01:11:37,541
Peter... (whispers)
...I'm not giving him the gun.
1771
01:11:38,836 --> 01:11:39,997
(Peter groans)
1772
01:11:40,546 --> 01:11:41,627
All right, let's...
1773
01:11:42,340 --> 01:11:43,340
think this through.
1774
01:11:45,676 --> 01:11:47,836
What if you gave him the gun,
but you kept the bullets?
1775
01:11:49,263 --> 01:11:51,175
- That's actually a good idea.
- Smart.
1776
01:11:51,557 --> 01:11:53,924
- I'm gonna give him the gun.
- No, don't give him the gun.
1777
01:11:54,101 --> 01:11:56,764
- Kai: No, you should not.
- Calm down, calm down.
1778
01:11:57,647 --> 01:11:59,354
- All right,
- You ready?
1779
01:12:00,274 --> 01:12:01,390
Here we go.
1780
01:12:08,658 --> 01:12:09,658
Pat.
1781
01:12:13,454 --> 01:12:15,320
Alice: This is not what
we talked about, Chris.
1782
01:12:15,456 --> 01:12:17,243
- Chris: Calm down.
- Kai: Baby, don't do it!
1783
01:12:17,416 --> 01:12:18,907
- Get the one in the chamber.
- I did.
1784
01:12:19,085 --> 01:12:21,077
- Do you know what that means? Okay.
- Yeah.
1785
01:12:21,212 --> 01:12:23,499
- Kai: Oh, Jesus.
- Chris: It's okay, guys.
1786
01:12:23,714 --> 01:12:25,250
(Kai whimpers)
1787
01:12:25,591 --> 01:12:27,833
I got the bullets, baby,
it's fine. It's okay.
1788
01:12:36,561 --> 01:12:37,768
Chris: Now everyone just be...
1789
01:12:38,062 --> 01:12:40,019
- (screaming)
- Peter: Oh, God. Mason stop!
1790
01:12:40,398 --> 01:12:42,139
- Chris: Oh, shit!
- Peter: Mason, stop!
1791
01:12:42,441 --> 01:12:44,023
Oh, God. Mason, stop!
1792
01:12:50,867 --> 01:12:53,484
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. No!
I'm just...
1793
01:12:53,661 --> 01:12:55,618
(screams)
1794
01:12:55,788 --> 01:12:58,496
It's my house, bitch! Told you!
1795
01:13:01,168 --> 01:13:02,534
- Is everyone okay?
- (Abbie gasps)
1796
01:13:02,670 --> 01:13:03,706
Peter: Um...
1797
01:13:05,715 --> 01:13:06,956
- Um...
- Yeah.
1798
01:13:08,259 --> 01:13:09,875
- Oh, jeez.
- (yelps)
1799
01:13:11,345 --> 01:13:13,177
- (Alice chocking)
- Damn.
1800
01:13:14,056 --> 01:13:16,264
- (mouthing) Fuck!
- Kai: Put pressure on it...
1801
01:13:20,563 --> 01:13:22,771
Chris, can I talk to you outside
for a minute?
1802
01:13:32,992 --> 01:13:34,278
Christopher, I know I've...
1803
01:13:35,077 --> 01:13:38,320
never been as close
with you as your mother has...
1804
01:13:40,333 --> 01:13:41,824
but I just...
1805
01:13:44,670 --> 01:13:45,670
You see...
1806
01:13:46,297 --> 01:13:48,505
I always did whatever it took...
1807
01:13:49,926 --> 01:13:51,258
to take care of my family...
1808
01:13:52,011 --> 01:13:53,127
to protect them.
1809
01:13:56,766 --> 01:13:58,553
And now you have to do
the same thing.
1810
01:14:02,146 --> 01:14:04,354
You do whatever
you need to do...
1811
01:14:06,609 --> 01:14:07,609
son.
1812
01:14:22,208 --> 01:14:23,665
Pat: Just shut up!
1813
01:14:24,126 --> 01:14:25,126
(grunts)
1814
01:14:27,630 --> 01:14:28,630
(Abbie yelps)
1815
01:14:29,632 --> 01:14:31,589
Again, there's not a lot
of blood.
1816
01:14:32,134 --> 01:14:33,414
Guess I'm not much of a bleeder.
1817
01:14:33,469 --> 01:14:34,550
(chuckles)
1818
01:14:36,889 --> 01:14:37,889
How you doing, buddy?
1819
01:14:38,641 --> 01:14:43,056
Uh... it's weird. Like,
it doesn't hurt right now, but...
1820
01:14:43,270 --> 01:14:45,136
- if I do this... (screams)
- Oh, God!
1821
01:14:45,481 --> 01:14:47,564
- Peter: Oh, Gosh!
- Okay, yeah.
1822
01:14:47,775 --> 01:14:49,016
We have to get him to a doctor
1823
01:14:49,235 --> 01:14:50,795
- right away.
- We gotta go to a doctor.
1824
01:14:50,861 --> 01:14:52,581
Pat: What the fuck
are we gonna do with him?
1825
01:14:52,655 --> 01:14:54,191
Motherfucker broke
my fucking nose!
1826
01:14:54,281 --> 01:14:56,819
- Okay, fine. Hey, Pat!
- Pat: Fuck you.
1827
01:14:57,743 --> 01:14:59,279
- Chris: Pat, stop!
- Pat: Fuck you.
1828
01:14:59,370 --> 01:15:00,781
- Chris: Pat!
- Pat, he's tied up.
1829
01:15:00,955 --> 01:15:01,955
Just stop it!
1830
01:15:02,248 --> 01:15:03,659
(breathes heavily)
1831
01:15:04,125 --> 01:15:06,242
- (Peter groans)
- What's wrong? What's wrong?
1832
01:15:07,044 --> 01:15:08,751
It's just this weird sensation.
1833
01:15:08,963 --> 01:15:10,643
- Okay, but where, exactly?
- Chris: Where?
1834
01:15:11,132 --> 01:15:12,794
Um, right above my knee.
1835
01:15:13,342 --> 01:15:14,342
Okay.
1836
01:15:17,972 --> 01:15:19,759
- (screaming)
- Chris: Oh, Jesus.
1837
01:15:19,849 --> 01:15:21,761
Alice: Oh, my God, it's so gross!
1838
01:15:22,018 --> 01:15:24,852
I came to get some pie...
Holy fucking shit!
1839
01:15:25,021 --> 01:15:27,013
- Chris: Holy shit! Oh, God!
- (screaming)
1840
01:15:27,606 --> 01:15:29,518
- Oh, my...
- (Abbie screams)
1841
01:15:29,734 --> 01:15:32,272
Go, go, go, Mom, take her!
Go wash her! Go wash her!
1842
01:15:32,445 --> 01:15:34,528
- Oh, fuck!
- Chris, we gotta move.
1843
01:15:34,905 --> 01:15:36,646
- Like, right now.
- Okay, okay, okay.
1844
01:15:36,824 --> 01:15:38,907
I hope you had
a nice Thanksgiving,
1845
01:15:39,035 --> 01:15:40,651
'cause it's gonna be
your fucking last.
1846
01:15:40,828 --> 01:15:42,069
Shut up. Okay.
1847
01:15:42,705 --> 01:15:43,946
I mean, if not your last,
1848
01:15:44,081 --> 01:15:45,788
probably your last together.
1849
01:15:46,709 --> 01:15:48,416
Maybe they'll keep
the women together.
1850
01:15:48,544 --> 01:15:51,161
Yo man, that is enough, okay?
Knock it off.
1851
01:15:51,297 --> 01:15:52,378
It's funny, do you know
1852
01:15:52,631 --> 01:15:54,668
who's gonna get raped
the most in jail?
1853
01:15:56,177 --> 01:15:57,177
Your dad.
1854
01:15:57,261 --> 01:15:58,593
- Shut up!
- Shut up!
1855
01:15:58,721 --> 01:16:00,633
- Relax, Dad.
- You shut your goddamn mouth!
1856
01:16:00,765 --> 01:16:02,365
Shut the fuck up,
you dirty motherfucker!
1857
01:16:02,433 --> 01:16:05,050
You shut the fuck up,
you fucking cunt!
1858
01:16:05,186 --> 01:16:06,427
Hey! Motherfucker!
1859
01:16:06,604 --> 01:16:08,687
Don't you use that word
1860
01:16:08,939 --> 01:16:11,101
in my house ever again!
1861
01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:14,143
You fucking asshole! Fuck you!
1862
01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:16,232
Chris: You don't talk
to my wife like that!
1863
01:16:16,322 --> 01:16:17,483
That's my wife. I love her.
1864
01:16:17,615 --> 01:16:20,449
What the hell is going on now?
Goddamn it!
1865
01:16:23,496 --> 01:16:25,829
- Chris: Oh, Jesus!
- Abbie: Fucking sick.
1866
01:16:25,998 --> 01:16:28,536
Mason: Happy Thanksgiving!
1867
01:16:39,261 --> 01:16:40,297
Kai: This is it.
1868
01:16:41,180 --> 01:16:42,261
This is the moment.
1869
01:16:42,723 --> 01:16:43,804
No more talking.
1870
01:16:45,518 --> 01:16:46,554
It's over.
1871
01:16:49,605 --> 01:16:50,605
It's over.
1872
01:16:54,527 --> 01:16:55,527
I'm gonna kill him.
1873
01:16:58,864 --> 01:17:00,526
(sobbing) That is not what I meant.
1874
01:17:01,992 --> 01:17:04,450
We have to do this.
We have to do this.
1875
01:17:04,620 --> 01:17:05,827
Look at me. Look at me.
1876
01:17:05,996 --> 01:17:07,156
- He will destroy us.
- (sobs)
1877
01:17:07,998 --> 01:17:09,864
If we don't do this,
1878
01:17:10,042 --> 01:17:12,125
we have no chance at a life.
We have to do this.
1879
01:17:12,294 --> 01:17:13,751
- No, no, no.
- Yes, we do.
1880
01:17:14,463 --> 01:17:15,544
Yes, we do.
1881
01:17:18,175 --> 01:17:20,588
Can you stop crying and tell me
what you're thinking, please?
1882
01:17:21,095 --> 01:17:22,211
Kai: I just...
1883
01:17:22,763 --> 01:17:25,050
I'm thinking, I never thought
I would have to convince
1884
01:17:25,224 --> 01:17:26,806
my husband not to kill anyone.
1885
01:17:26,976 --> 01:17:28,808
We have to, okay.
We have no choice.
1886
01:17:28,978 --> 01:17:30,344
We will go to prison.
1887
01:17:30,604 --> 01:17:33,062
And our little girl
will be left alone
1888
01:17:33,440 --> 01:17:34,897
- and abandoned.
- Chris...
1889
01:17:35,818 --> 01:17:38,606
you cannot murder that man!
What, are you gonna kill Peter, too?
1890
01:17:38,779 --> 01:17:40,361
And just bury them
in the backyard?
1891
01:17:40,614 --> 01:17:42,571
Just gonna have dead bodies
in my back yard?
1892
01:17:42,658 --> 01:17:46,026
No! I will... I will shoot
them here and I'll...
1893
01:17:47,788 --> 01:17:50,326
I'll move the bodies somewhere,
I don't know!
1894
01:17:57,798 --> 01:17:59,380
Listen to what you just said.
1895
01:18:03,888 --> 01:18:04,888
Chris...
1896
01:18:05,931 --> 01:18:07,422
remember when you told me
1897
01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:09,887
that we cannot let them change
who we are.
1898
01:18:11,562 --> 01:18:14,179
Remember that bullshit?
It's that bullshit you told me?
1899
01:18:15,357 --> 01:18:16,689
We can do this.
1900
01:18:17,610 --> 01:18:19,442
We can get
through this together.
1901
01:18:20,487 --> 01:18:21,819
We'll just release them
1902
01:18:22,489 --> 01:18:25,527
and suffer whatever consequences
we gotta suffer through.
1903
01:18:26,076 --> 01:18:29,319
But we can do it together.
And we'll be okay.
1904
01:18:30,331 --> 01:18:32,414
Okay? We'll be... We'll be okay.
1905
01:18:33,417 --> 01:18:35,249
- We'll just do it.
- I love you so much.
1906
01:18:35,419 --> 01:18:36,876
I love you, too.
1907
01:18:39,965 --> 01:18:41,501
That blood tastes nasty.
1908
01:18:41,884 --> 01:18:43,625
It's really nasty.
1909
01:18:44,094 --> 01:18:46,757
- But I still love you.
- I love you so fucking much.
1910
01:18:48,307 --> 01:18:50,424
- Alice: Fuck you! Fuck you!
- Hank: Alice!
1911
01:18:51,435 --> 01:18:53,472
- Fucking monster!
- Hank: Alice!
1912
01:18:53,646 --> 01:18:55,683
- I don't know.
- Alice: You piece of shit!
1913
01:18:55,856 --> 01:18:57,542
- Chris: Whoa, what?
- You stupid motherfucker!
1914
01:18:57,566 --> 01:18:59,398
- Chris: Alice!
- Fuck you! You piece of shit!
1915
01:18:59,610 --> 01:19:02,398
- Chris: Hey. No! What are you doing?
- Fuck you!
1916
01:19:02,488 --> 01:19:04,275
- Jesus Christ.
- I've had it with this guy!
1917
01:19:04,365 --> 01:19:05,572
You can't say that shit!
1918
01:19:05,991 --> 01:19:08,608
- What happened? What did he say?
- Alice: Fucking pig!
1919
01:19:10,704 --> 01:19:11,945
Chris: What did he say?
1920
01:19:14,750 --> 01:19:16,742
He said he's gonna go
after the kids.
1921
01:19:23,300 --> 01:19:24,666
Did you say that about our kids?
1922
01:19:27,096 --> 01:19:28,576
Why would you say that
about our kids?
1923
01:19:28,681 --> 01:19:29,681
Are you kidding me?
1924
01:19:30,933 --> 01:19:32,299
Look at my face!
1925
01:19:34,436 --> 01:19:35,722
Look at what you did to me!
1926
01:19:38,065 --> 01:19:40,148
If I get out of here alive,
I'm coming after you
1927
01:19:40,317 --> 01:19:41,603
and everyone you care for.
1928
01:19:43,779 --> 01:19:44,779
I promise.
1929
01:19:46,991 --> 01:19:48,823
That will be my mission in life
1930
01:19:48,909 --> 01:19:51,447
and I'm telling you right now,
so you're not confused...
1931
01:19:52,496 --> 01:19:54,783
when your life turns
into total shit.
1932
01:19:55,833 --> 01:19:56,833
Kai: Fuck it.
1933
01:20:03,215 --> 01:20:04,215
Pat: Whoa, whoa.
1934
01:20:04,341 --> 01:20:05,735
Eleanor: Christopher,
don't do that!
1935
01:20:05,759 --> 01:20:06,920
Chris: Everyone calm down.
1936
01:20:07,011 --> 01:20:08,627
- You won't do it.
- Peter: Chris...
1937
01:20:09,847 --> 01:20:11,088
Chris, put the gun down, now.
1938
01:20:11,932 --> 01:20:13,034
Eleanor: Don't do it, Chris.
1939
01:20:13,058 --> 01:20:14,658
Why did you say that
about the kids, man?
1940
01:20:14,727 --> 01:20:16,309
Because fuck your kids.
1941
01:20:18,272 --> 01:20:19,513
Just do it, baby.
1942
01:20:19,648 --> 01:20:21,355
Do it. Do it.
1943
01:20:22,276 --> 01:20:23,392
Peter: Chris...
1944
01:20:24,069 --> 01:20:25,605
put the gun down, now.
1945
01:20:25,738 --> 01:20:28,446
- Shoot him, Chris.
- Just do it, baby! Kill him!
1946
01:20:28,741 --> 01:20:31,136
- Mason: Come on! Grow some balls!
- You shouldn't have come here.
1947
01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:33,152
- Pat: Do it!
- Hank: Do it, son.
1948
01:20:33,620 --> 01:20:35,077
He can't do it. Accept it.
1949
01:20:35,331 --> 01:20:37,744
- Mason, what are you doing?
- Shut up, you fucking traitor!
1950
01:20:38,625 --> 01:20:40,833
You should not have come here,
to my house, dude.
1951
01:20:41,545 --> 01:20:43,332
- You shouldn't have come here.
- Kai: Do it!
1952
01:20:43,589 --> 01:20:45,749
- Peter: Put the gun down, now.
- Alice: Fucking do it.
1953
01:20:45,841 --> 01:20:47,332
- Kai: Do it!
- Stop listening to him.
1954
01:20:47,885 --> 01:20:49,592
- I'm gonna do it.
- Peter: Mason, stop!
1955
01:20:50,095 --> 01:20:51,882
- Come on already!
- (screams)
1956
01:20:52,973 --> 01:20:54,930
Do it!
(screaming)
1957
01:20:54,975 --> 01:20:56,011
Close your eyes!
1958
01:20:56,060 --> 01:20:58,427
- Close your fucking eyes everyone!
- Clark: Hey!
1959
01:20:58,520 --> 01:21:00,182
- Here it comes.
- Chris!
1960
01:21:03,442 --> 01:21:04,442
Stop!
1961
01:21:05,402 --> 01:21:06,859
Stop! Turn the news on!
1962
01:21:11,241 --> 01:21:13,073
What the fuck
is going on in here?
1963
01:21:14,495 --> 01:21:16,737
- Dad, turn on the news.
- Clark: Who are these guys?
1964
01:21:18,082 --> 01:21:19,368
Chris: Hit "guide."
1965
01:21:21,043 --> 01:21:23,080
- Hit "guide!"
- Yeah, I got it.
1966
01:21:23,253 --> 01:21:24,414
Chris: All right, "guide."
1967
01:21:26,507 --> 01:21:27,901
Jason:
Details are still trickling in,
1968
01:21:27,925 --> 01:21:29,917
but we do have confirmation
from the White House
1969
01:21:30,135 --> 01:21:33,173
that the president has stepped
down effective immediately.
1970
01:21:34,431 --> 01:21:36,451
We asked if there was going
to be a farewell address
1971
01:21:36,475 --> 01:21:38,637
or statement of some kind,
and we were told no,
1972
01:21:38,811 --> 01:21:39,811
not at this time.
1973
01:21:40,229 --> 01:21:42,109
We do know that the president
and the First Lady
1974
01:21:42,231 --> 01:21:44,751
are already currently traveling
to their home in South Carolina.
1975
01:21:45,067 --> 01:21:47,525
As far as other specifics go,
we don't have much,
1976
01:21:47,778 --> 01:21:50,191
but we do know is that
the president has stepped down,
1977
01:21:50,447 --> 01:21:53,406
and that Vice President Hogan
is now President Hogan.
1978
01:21:54,451 --> 01:21:56,067
Now we take you live
to the White House
1979
01:21:56,245 --> 01:21:57,702
where President Hogan addresses
1980
01:21:57,871 --> 01:21:59,453
the country for the very first time.
1981
01:22:07,631 --> 01:22:09,247
My fellow Americans,
1982
01:22:10,634 --> 01:22:12,751
At approximately seven o'clock
this evening...
1983
01:22:13,887 --> 01:22:16,721
the president informed me
that he would be stepping down.
1984
01:22:18,225 --> 01:22:19,386
Effective immediately.
1985
01:22:20,894 --> 01:22:22,260
Now, he assured me
that he would be
1986
01:22:22,438 --> 01:22:24,350
addressing the nation
in the coming days
1987
01:22:26,442 --> 01:22:28,604
and I will let him
1988
01:22:28,819 --> 01:22:30,902
discuss the reasons
why for his departure.
1989
01:22:33,157 --> 01:22:34,398
But I assure you this...
1990
01:22:35,492 --> 01:22:36,573
as your acting president...
1991
01:22:38,370 --> 01:22:41,954
I will do everything I can to restore
peace and calm to our nation.
1992
01:22:42,958 --> 01:22:44,745
Now, the former
president and I...
1993
01:22:44,877 --> 01:22:46,664
agreed on many things
in the past...
1994
01:22:47,754 --> 01:22:49,837
but over the last few months
we began to diverge
1995
01:22:50,007 --> 01:22:53,125
on issues
that I felt fundamental
1996
01:22:53,302 --> 01:22:55,760
to the health of our republic.
1997
01:22:58,432 --> 01:22:59,513
With that being said...
1998
01:23:00,642 --> 01:23:03,510
reserves and all National Guard
will be withdrawing
1999
01:23:03,687 --> 01:23:06,771
from all major cities
as soon as possible.
2000
01:23:08,567 --> 01:23:10,433
I'm also suspending
temporarily...
2001
01:23:11,820 --> 01:23:13,527
registration
of the Patriot's Oath
2002
01:23:14,198 --> 01:23:16,190
and all operations
and investigations
2003
01:23:16,366 --> 01:23:18,949
currently undertaken
by the CPU.
2004
01:23:22,122 --> 01:23:23,988
Now is not the time
for division.
2005
01:23:25,209 --> 01:23:26,541
We must come together.
2006
01:23:27,669 --> 01:23:28,910
So I thank you...
2007
01:23:29,463 --> 01:23:30,544
and God bless you...
2008
01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:34,002
and God bless
the United States ofAmerica.
2009
01:23:36,011 --> 01:23:37,718
Jason: A stunning development.
2010
01:23:38,013 --> 01:23:39,573
Certainly one that we knew
was possible,
2011
01:23:39,723 --> 01:23:41,385
but didn't see coming
at this moment.
2012
01:23:42,518 --> 01:23:44,100
We are gonna be bringing
in Keith Baiers
2013
01:23:44,269 --> 01:23:46,056
on this historic night,
and we're gonna hear
2014
01:23:46,230 --> 01:23:48,017
from Glenn Baker and Amy Moses.
2015
01:23:48,315 --> 01:23:49,931
But right now
we are going to go live
2016
01:23:50,108 --> 01:23:52,521
to our very own Paul Bakeman,
who is at the White House...
2017
01:23:52,653 --> 01:23:53,985
- Kai: Baby, what...
- (screaming)
2018
01:23:57,699 --> 01:23:58,699
(Pat sighs)
2019
01:24:00,118 --> 01:24:01,484
How you feeling, Peter?
2020
01:24:02,663 --> 01:24:03,663
Hard to say
2021
01:24:03,830 --> 01:24:06,538
'cause I'm definitely in shock
at the moment. But...
2022
01:24:08,043 --> 01:24:10,581
- I actually don't feel a...
- Chris: Oh, easy on the bumps.
2023
01:24:12,548 --> 01:24:14,130
...tremendous amount of pain, no.
2024
01:24:14,299 --> 01:24:15,540
You got a good attitude, man.
2025
01:24:16,051 --> 01:24:18,071
Chris: Pat, you gotta watch
those speed bumps, dude.
2026
01:24:18,095 --> 01:24:19,552
I mean, what do you
want me to do?
2027
01:24:19,638 --> 01:24:20,638
Just, just...
2028
01:24:22,224 --> 01:24:23,224
Mason.
2029
01:24:25,644 --> 01:24:27,404
(exhales) Mason,
I'm gonna talk for a second.
2030
01:24:27,437 --> 01:24:30,225
I don't need you to say anything,
but I need you to hear me, okay?
2031
01:24:31,191 --> 01:24:32,853
I would give everything I have...
2032
01:24:34,319 --> 01:24:35,935
to erase what happened today...
2033
01:24:37,239 --> 01:24:38,275
but I can't.
2034
01:24:38,907 --> 01:24:40,364
And you and I, Mason...
2035
01:24:41,743 --> 01:24:43,325
we have different... (grunts)
2036
01:24:44,997 --> 01:24:46,997
...different ideas
of how this country should work.
2037
01:24:47,040 --> 01:24:49,532
- Pat, watch the speed bumps.
- I don't know what that means.
2038
01:24:49,710 --> 01:24:52,293
- Like, watch them, how?
- Don't take them so fast, please.
2039
01:24:52,462 --> 01:24:54,203
I'm not taking them fast,
I'm under five.
2040
01:24:54,381 --> 01:24:55,713
Can you pull around?
2041
01:24:55,882 --> 01:24:58,420
No, they take up
the entire width of the road!
2042
01:24:59,469 --> 01:25:00,469
Mason...
2043
01:25:01,179 --> 01:25:03,011
I think we can go
our separate ways...
2044
01:25:03,932 --> 01:25:04,932
and go back to our lives
2045
01:25:05,100 --> 01:25:06,500
and never run
into each other again.
2046
01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:08,267
What do you think
about that, Mason?
2047
01:25:10,188 --> 01:25:11,679
Mason, can we do that?
2048
01:25:15,360 --> 01:25:17,080
Do I have to worry
about this fucking maniac
2049
01:25:17,237 --> 01:25:19,357
coming after me and my family
for the rest of my life?
2050
01:25:20,490 --> 01:25:21,490
I don't think so.
2051
01:25:23,744 --> 01:25:25,805
We shouldn't have been at your house
in the first place.
2052
01:25:25,829 --> 01:25:27,741
- Yeah.
- Peter: He was suspended.
2053
01:25:31,835 --> 01:25:33,747
- What?
- Peter: A few months back,
2054
01:25:33,837 --> 01:25:35,999
he hit a suspect so hard,
he busted his ear drum.
2055
01:25:37,758 --> 01:25:39,124
He's got anger issues.
2056
01:25:40,302 --> 01:25:42,510
That's why he was thrown off
the police force.
2057
01:25:43,513 --> 01:25:45,675
And fired
from Steamfield Mall security.
2058
01:25:46,558 --> 01:25:48,094
Wait, Mason...
2059
01:25:49,227 --> 01:25:51,435
- are you a mall security guard?
- Jesus.
2060
01:25:52,606 --> 01:25:53,958
I thought he was like,
special forces,
2061
01:25:53,982 --> 01:25:55,564
one of the guys
that killed Bin Laden.
2062
01:25:55,734 --> 01:25:57,896
He's fucking Paul Blart? (scoffs)
2063
01:25:58,737 --> 01:25:59,853
You need help.
2064
01:26:00,572 --> 01:26:01,779
Mason. Get help.
2065
01:26:02,741 --> 01:26:03,948
Go see doctors!
2066
01:26:05,911 --> 01:26:07,447
Fuckin' Jesus Christ.
2067
01:26:07,663 --> 01:26:09,780
Peter, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry you got...
2068
01:26:10,832 --> 01:26:12,539
hit and I'm sorry you got shot.
2069
01:26:12,709 --> 01:26:14,496
And you know what,
I'm sorry for everything.
2070
01:26:16,046 --> 01:26:17,207
Peter: I'll be okay.
2071
01:26:18,799 --> 01:26:20,131
Everyone will be okay.
2072
01:26:22,177 --> 01:26:23,588
I'm so cold.
2073
01:26:23,887 --> 01:26:25,753
Oh, I got the A/C on, sorry.
2074
01:26:25,931 --> 01:26:27,968
Chris: Pat turn it off, please?
2075
01:26:33,021 --> 01:26:34,478
Chris: Unlock the door.
2076
01:26:40,070 --> 01:26:41,652
(talking indistinctly)
2077
01:26:41,822 --> 01:26:43,779
Careful, careful, careful.
Pat, help him up.
2078
01:26:44,658 --> 01:26:46,820
(police radio chatter)
2079
01:26:50,122 --> 01:26:52,034
Chris: Careful, careful.
Easy, easy, easy.
2080
01:26:52,541 --> 01:26:53,577
(Peter groans)
2081
01:26:55,377 --> 01:26:56,743
- You good?
- (groans)
2082
01:27:05,554 --> 01:27:06,670
(police siren blaring)
2083
01:27:09,891 --> 01:27:12,383
All right.
Can you put it back in?
2084
01:27:12,561 --> 01:27:13,597
Yeah.
2085
01:27:14,604 --> 01:27:15,685
Mason: Thank you.
2086
01:27:19,526 --> 01:27:20,858
You have a lovely family.
2087
01:27:21,278 --> 01:27:22,394
Chris: Thank you.
2088
01:27:23,947 --> 01:27:25,404
All right, let's go.
2089
01:27:27,033 --> 01:27:28,569
Do you wanna know who it was?
2090
01:27:37,794 --> 01:27:38,794
Nah.
2091
01:27:42,966 --> 01:27:44,923
(police radio chatter)
2092
01:27:51,016 --> 01:27:52,302
(Peter groans)
2093
01:28:03,945 --> 01:28:05,186
(rattling)
2094
01:28:25,091 --> 01:28:26,923
(instrumental music plays)
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