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Fuck !
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Hi, Amy
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Hey Amy, got any crystal?
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Fuck off
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Shit, who pissed in your Fruit Loops?
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Peanut, why don't you go passionately fuck yourself?
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Yuk, you're all sweaty.
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Whatcha lookin' for?
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My skull lighter.
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I swear, if it's missing, I'll slit my wrists.
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Now that would be a great loss to the human race.
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Sit and spin.
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That guy has the intelligence of a stool sample.
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He's OK.
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I think he's got brain damage.
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But he's OK.
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This place is so fucking boring I wish someone
would burn it to the ground.
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Let's just get the fuck out of here.
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Wanna go to Heaven?
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Go ahead and stick it inside.
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Jordan, put your dick in me.
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I'm tryin'...
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I'm sorry.
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I just...
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What?
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I'm afraid of catching AIDS.
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But we're both virgins.
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Where's the fuckin cigarettes?
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I dunno what it is, but...
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I feel really weird tonight
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Like something's gonna happen
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Me too.
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Do you love me?
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Yeah. Totally.
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Why?
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It's just...
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"I love you" can mean a lot of things, like
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"You'll do till someone
better comes along"
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"I can't describe how I really feel ..."
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"But I know I'm
supposed to say this"
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or "Shut up",
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"I'm watchin' TV"...
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Are you stoned?
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I think sometimes this city is sucking away my soul.
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Like yesterday I was
stuck in this humongous traffic jam
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on the 405 freeway
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and I just couldn't wait to get to the dead
bodies lying there on the bloody asphalt.
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All I cared
about was getting out and moving again...
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I know
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I feel like a gerbil smothering in Richard Gere's butthole.
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There just is no place for us in this world.
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Hey, get off my fucking car!
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Wake up, cocksucker!
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It's time to die.
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Yo, bitch, would you just go?!
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Get your fucking hands off my car!
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Goddamn motherfucker
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I swear, if there is one dent in the door
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one scratch in the paint...
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What the fuck're you talking about?
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This car is older
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than you and your jaibait boyfriend here
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combined
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I love this car.
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Oh my god, you're bleeding all over the upholstery!
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Jesus, don't potty in your panties about it.
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Jordan, he is bleeding all over my upholstery!
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It's OK Amy, he's cleanin' it up.
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You alright, man?
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Yeah. I'm totally into getting
the fuck beat out of me
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and slicin' up my own fuckin leg...
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You are really fuckin rude. Y'know that?
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Hey, that's my shirt.
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Oh... sorry
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It's cool.
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Go ahead
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Use it
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That is so gross.
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What's your name, anyway
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Xavier
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What?
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That's the stupidest fuckin name
I've ever heard.
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Is it cool if I just call you "X"?
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I can't really pronounce all that...
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Only if I get to call you "Nutlicker"
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If bullshit were music,
you'd be a big brass band
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What's with your lady here, Jordo?
Terminal PMS?
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- Fuck you.
- No. Fuck you
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Fuck you, you stinkin' kootch.
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Fuck you, you big wet bearded clam!
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Get out of my fucking car!
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C'mon, Amy. He didn't mean it.
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He's just jokin' around...
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Right X?
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Tell her...
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Yeah, Amy. Don't get your uterus
all tied in a knot.
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Listen, gism-breath.
I want you out of my fucking car
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right this fucking second.
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I'm not kidding, Scumfuck.
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Get. Lost.
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You're, uh...
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Giving me an erection.
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You're repugnant.
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Ok, Miss America. You win...
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Beam me up, Scotty.
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Later, gator.
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Hey, what about my shirt?
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Thanks, X.
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My pleasure, Nutlicker.
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Will you marry me?
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Hey you don't have to decide immediately...
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Hey! You think about it
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Sleep on it, honey!...
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I swear, Amy
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You can be so harsh.
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I dunno,
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he seemed cool.
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Kinda strange maybe...
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He was an anus-face.
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What were we talkin' about the other day,
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About trying to be less
judgemental of people?...
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Fuck that.
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I'm starvin'.
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Stop at the next QuickieMart, 'K?
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Sure y'don't want anything?
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I'm speeding, remember?
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Hey. No smoking here
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Hey, hey, girlie...you pick up.
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Eat my fuck.
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Pick up, girlie
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I'm so sure
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We happy?
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6 dollar, 66 cent
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That's weird.
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Must've fallen out in the car...
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I'll pay you right back...
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oh fuck...
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...The Scumfuck.
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You fuckin kook.
We left our wallets in the car.
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Let me just run out and--
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What're you gonna do, shoot us?
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I mean, what is this, some kind of joke -
like "Candid Camera" or something?
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Scram.
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What the fuck d'you think you're doing?
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Saving your fucking life.
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Did I ask you for any big favors, huh?
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Would you please just get the fuck out of here?
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Jordan, he is getting us into Deep Shit.
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Would you just get the hell out of here?
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Come on!
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...Would you just fuckin chill??!
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...his head. His head, man.
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It was talkin'...
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I think, we're probably cool.
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Imean, that weirdo gook lady with the machete
probably doesn't even speak english...
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I think everything's gonna be fine.
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What the fuck d'you mean
"everything's gonna be fine"?
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You just blew somebody's
fucking head off!
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You know, you gotta be the little
pessimist all the time, don't you?
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Little Miss Gloom and Doom.
Well, fuck you.
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You were there, you were both there
with me...
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and read my lips
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we're in this together.
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I fry, we all fry...
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Blow it out your crusty rectum, loser.
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We don't know you, we barely just met you,
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and we certainly don't like you.
You're fucking crazy
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...and you're ugly besides.
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I love you too, darling.
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His fuckin head...
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it was in the relish 'n' onions 'n'
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it was talkin'...
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I mean, don't y'think you oughta
call your mom or something?
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Tomorrow.
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What? Mommy and Daddy'll be all
worried about their baby girl?
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My mom used to be a heroin addict;
now she's a Scientologist.
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My old man's dead.
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Oh, sorry.
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I'm not. He was a bloated, alkie pig who
was always trying to molest me.
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What 'bout you?
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My folks live in Encino.
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My mom shot my dad
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then killed herself when I was twelve.
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I'm taking a bath.
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I love this show, man.
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S'how Long've you 'n'
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Princess Leia been a happy little couple?
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Fuck
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a long time
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Three months
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No way.
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Most of my relationships,
they last about three days
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or...
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three hours.
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Yeah, relationships bite.
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Wow. Righteous tattoo.
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I been wantin' one forever but
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I can't decide on a design I like enough to,
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y'know
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wear on my body for like the rest of my life.
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It's a big commitment.
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I sure do like yours alot though...
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I gotta take a whiz.
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I must piss.
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Now some of this next footage may be
too gruesome for some audience members
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so viewer discretion is advised...
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Police say that the severed head
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of QuickieMart proprietor,
Nguyen Kok-Suk,
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was still talking when it was discovered,
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at approximately 2:39 am,
by a Jerseymaid deliveryman...
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...And the San Fernando Valley
Sheriffs Department is still investigating
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the bizarre, ritualistic slaying
of his wife and children as well...
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It appears that the shopkeeper's wife,
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was so distraught over
the slaying of her husband
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that she took the lives of her
children, disemboweling them...
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Wait just a second there...
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disemboweling them?
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Yes, Chet, dis-em-boweling them
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before taking the knife to
herself in some kind of unusual suicide rite.
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The police so far have only one clue to the identity
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of Mr. Suk's murderer or murderers...
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This skull earring
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the type sold most frequently
in rock'n'roll paraphernalia shops
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often worn by homosexuals, satanists,
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and members of other dangerous cult groups...
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Hold it, Sandy.Correct me if I'm wrong,
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but don't lots of people,
especially trendy teenagers
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following the latest "fad", kids who are
otherwise perfectly "normal",
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don't they wear earrings similar to
the one shown here?
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Yes, well, Chet,
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that is a problem...
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Smooth move, ex-lax.
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Pinch the bridge of your nose.
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Pinch it there...
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I'm so fuckin hungry
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I can eat my leg.
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How 'bout a little foodular action?
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Welcome to Carnoburger
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May I have your orders please?
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Gimme the Slop-O-Rama Bellybuster
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no onions
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A Passion Fruit Slurpster
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and aside Curly Q fries
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I have some Barbecue Beef Chunks
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Some Fried Cheeseballs
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And an Evian
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Diet coke. Extra large.
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She never eats when she does crystal
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Shut up
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That's be all?
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I've lost my earring
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That'd be...6 $ 66.
Please pull forward to the window
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Jordan, I'm sure. We're like in this total
predicament and you're worried about
losing a fucking earring?
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It's got sentimental value
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My mom gave it to me when I finally
passed algebra/trig
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You can relax your royal sphincter
muscle, your highness.
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The crazy machette lady offed herself and her kids
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so there are no witnesses left.
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What?
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They're all dead.
It was on the news.
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You're so full of sheep excrement
it's not even funny
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I saw it on TV, so it's gotta be true, right?
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Yeah
265
00:20:53,504 --> 00:20:55,859
what if dead guy's head is still talking?
266
00:20:56,784 --> 00:20:58,695
and he tell the cops everything?
267
00:21:03,104 --> 00:21:04,379
Grossify me
268
00:21:05,385 --> 00:21:06,977
Six sixty-six
269
00:21:09,506 --> 00:21:10,416
Sunshine ?
270
00:21:10,706 --> 00:21:11,821
Gimme some money
271
00:21:12,026 --> 00:21:13,459
Sunshine, is that you?
272
00:21:13,786 --> 00:21:15,981
I think you must've me mixed up
with someone else
273
00:21:16,386 --> 00:21:18,582
Gonad-face, give me some money
274
00:21:18,827 --> 00:21:20,101
Don't lie to me now
275
00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:23,375
I know it's you
276
00:21:23,628 --> 00:21:26,858
Look, you fucking chunky pumpkinhead!
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about!
277
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:29,580
Would you just give me some fucking money?
278
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,346
You said you loved me...
279
00:21:32,428 --> 00:21:34,420
You said, you'd never leave me...
280
00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:37,229
It this Night of the Living Brain-dead?
281
00:21:37,669 --> 00:21:40,662
Wake up and smell the cappucino, geek
282
00:21:40,830 --> 00:21:43,219
I don't know you,
I've never fucking seen you before,
283
00:21:43,390 --> 00:21:45,665
I don't know who the fuck
this 'Sunshine' is!
284
00:21:46,071 --> 00:21:47,628
You little whore
285
00:21:48,871 --> 00:21:50,588
You broke my fucking heart!
286
00:21:50,831 --> 00:21:52,389
Come on, Sunshine
287
00:21:52,791 --> 00:21:54,588
give the poor guy a break
288
00:21:54,751 --> 00:21:56,390
Shut the fuck up
289
00:21:56,552 --> 00:21:59,271
and give me some motherfucking money!
290
00:22:01,312 --> 00:22:02,665
Ain't it nice?
291
00:22:03,553 --> 00:22:06,386
I figure, if I can't have you,
no one will
292
00:22:14,154 --> 00:22:16,509
Hey Bartholomew, what's going on?
293
00:22:21,115 --> 00:22:22,514
The bitch
294
00:22:24,315 --> 00:22:25,829
I will find her
295
00:22:27,076 --> 00:22:28,031
and I will kill her
296
00:22:28,596 --> 00:22:31,906
Is it fucking full moon or what?
What the fuck is going on?
297
00:22:32,356 --> 00:22:35,349
You shouldn't have broken his little
old achey heart like that, Sunshine
298
00:22:35,516 --> 00:22:38,793
Cram it, ass-crack
We wouldn't be in this mess if it wasn't for you
299
00:22:39,397 --> 00:22:41,627
Mellowize thyself, fishwich
300
00:22:42,798 --> 00:22:45,551
Ever considered cuttin' down on
your crystal intake a bit?
301
00:22:45,718 --> 00:22:46,753
Cripes
302
00:22:47,838 --> 00:22:48,748
I have had it with you!
303
00:22:50,239 --> 00:22:51,467
Don't worry, Amy
304
00:22:51,919 --> 00:22:53,956
We're here, we're safe,
305
00:22:54,159 --> 00:22:55,512
everything is cool
306
00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:00,679
Jordan, I just wanna go home and
forget this whole entire nightmare
307
00:23:01,921 --> 00:23:04,070
It's alright, Amy, really
308
00:23:04,881 --> 00:23:07,679
In the morning, we'll figure it all out
309
00:23:11,561 --> 00:23:12,711
Yeah, sure
310
00:23:17,722 --> 00:23:19,201
I'm gonna get ready for bed
311
00:23:22,043 --> 00:23:25,240
brush your teeth before you turn in,
otherwise you'll have cheese-breath
312
00:23:34,165 --> 00:23:36,679
I get the feeling Amy
doesn't like me very much
313
00:23:37,926 --> 00:23:39,643
Don't take it personal, X
314
00:23:40,565 --> 00:23:41,885
She's just a little...
315
00:23:43,366 --> 00:23:45,357
aloof, till you get to know her
316
00:25:02,496 --> 00:25:04,805
I've never seen a tattoo there before
317
00:25:09,577 --> 00:25:10,647
Touch it
318
00:25:12,778 --> 00:25:13,732
Go ahead
319
00:25:14,818 --> 00:25:15,933
Indulge
320
00:25:26,219 --> 00:25:27,699
What's it a picture of?
321
00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:31,894
Can't you tell?
322
00:25:34,261 --> 00:25:35,455
It's Jesus
323
00:25:38,941 --> 00:25:41,854
Why the hell d'you have Jesus
tattooed on your dick?
324
00:25:44,981 --> 00:25:46,779
So people, when I'm boning 'em,
325
00:25:47,382 --> 00:25:48,736
can say
326
00:25:48,903 --> 00:25:50,256
"I've got Jesus
327
00:25:50,823 --> 00:25:52,176
inside me"
328
00:26:02,544 --> 00:26:05,343
I'm gonna vacuum your tongue
right out of your face
329
00:26:19,066 --> 00:26:20,021
Wait
330
00:26:26,187 --> 00:26:27,177
I'm gonna come
331
00:26:27,347 --> 00:26:28,303
Already?
332
00:26:28,988 --> 00:26:31,297
Don't worry, I'm good for
about six times a night
333
00:26:34,109 --> 00:26:35,303
Four at least
334
00:26:35,709 --> 00:26:37,540
How 'bout you? You anywhere close?
335
00:26:39,669 --> 00:26:40,739
Sort of
336
00:26:43,349 --> 00:26:45,306
I can't hold it much longer
337
00:27:26,276 --> 00:27:27,470
Where is she?
338
00:27:28,436 --> 00:27:30,346
Where is my little dandelion flower?
339
00:27:32,276 --> 00:27:33,915
Tell me where she is or
340
00:27:34,116 --> 00:27:37,792
you'll gonna have a mangled stump in
place of that fairy face o' yours
341
00:27:41,998 --> 00:27:43,350
Tell me where she is,
342
00:27:43,518 --> 00:27:46,116
you fucking slimy piece of queerbait!
343
00:27:46,238 --> 00:27:47,910
I'm right here, lovebucket
344
00:27:51,839 --> 00:27:54,433
My pearly-doo drops rose
345
00:27:55,319 --> 00:27:57,628
I missed you so much, my darling
346
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:06,674
You know I could never live
without you, my bumpkins
347
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:09,396
I've been dreaming of this moment for months
348
00:28:16,562 --> 00:28:17,517
Come on!
349
00:28:18,002 --> 00:28:19,071
My pants
350
00:28:23,043 --> 00:28:24,999
My babycakes! My cuddlemuffin!
351
00:28:25,163 --> 00:28:26,995
Please, please, don't leave me again!
352
00:28:27,963 --> 00:28:30,079
Get a fuckin life, dogbreath
353
00:28:32,884 --> 00:28:33,954
Come back!
354
00:28:34,244 --> 00:28:35,518
Babycake!
355
00:28:46,966 --> 00:28:50,276
Ever feel like reality is
more twisted than dreams?
356
00:28:54,046 --> 00:28:55,036
Not again
357
00:29:00,288 --> 00:29:01,482
My fucking arm!
358
00:29:02,648 --> 00:29:03,967
I want it back
359
00:29:05,128 --> 00:29:06,164
Son of a bitch
360
00:29:06,569 --> 00:29:07,604
Jam on it, girlfriend!
361
00:29:08,288 --> 00:29:10,678
Get that fucking thing out of my car!
362
00:29:11,049 --> 00:29:12,846
I'm trying! What d'you think--
363
00:29:18,290 --> 00:29:19,769
God fucking damnit, Amy!
364
00:29:23,291 --> 00:29:25,725
Would you kindly tromp on the
fucking gas pedal?!
365
00:29:34,892 --> 00:29:36,451
Sunshine
366
00:29:37,052 --> 00:29:39,567
You are my one true love
367
00:29:46,814 --> 00:29:50,409
What is with you? Do you have to kill someone
every fuckin time we stop the car?!
368
00:29:50,815 --> 00:29:54,933
Well, pardon me for rescuing your
ingrate ass twice in the same night,
369
00:29:55,735 --> 00:29:57,965
you fuckin furry tuna taco
370
00:29:58,135 --> 00:29:59,694
You don't care about anything, do you?
371
00:29:59,856 --> 00:30:02,290
You have no guilt, no remorse?
372
00:30:02,536 --> 00:30:05,846
You murdered two people tonight
Doesn't that faze you at all?
373
00:30:06,216 --> 00:30:08,412
Yeah, I'm bummed
374
00:30:09,457 --> 00:30:10,572
To the max
375
00:30:12,177 --> 00:30:13,849
But it's not like I've never done it before
376
00:30:14,017 --> 00:30:14,654
Excuse me?
377
00:30:16,978 --> 00:30:18,172
How many people've you..?
378
00:30:19,179 --> 00:30:20,213
Just a few
379
00:30:21,018 --> 00:30:22,451
and all of 'em deserved it
380
00:30:23,058 --> 00:30:24,537
or wore a uniform
381
00:30:26,179 --> 00:30:27,453
Like my first,
382
00:30:28,139 --> 00:30:30,369
this ugly sow of a parking cop
383
00:30:30,540 --> 00:30:34,613
Y'know how they're so full of themselves,
they got their fuckin badge, they think
they're all bad
384
00:30:35,220 --> 00:30:37,017
Well, this one lardass cunt tickets me
385
00:30:37,221 --> 00:30:38,700
for bein' in a red zone
386
00:30:38,901 --> 00:30:40,539
for like ten seconds
387
00:30:40,941 --> 00:30:45,173
So I'm there in the street arguin'
with her 'n' she's just smiling away,
writin' me up
388
00:30:45,381 --> 00:30:46,974
I grabbed the bitch by her kinky 'fro
389
00:30:47,142 --> 00:30:50,339
and started poundin' her head into
the hood of her nice white
390
00:30:50,542 --> 00:30:51,657
Parking Pig-mobile
391
00:30:51,822 --> 00:30:52,653
and then,
392
00:30:52,863 --> 00:30:57,015
I slammed the door on her skull a
buncha times until she was dead
393
00:30:57,183 --> 00:30:58,299
La mort
394
00:30:58,464 --> 00:30:59,453
History
395
00:30:59,664 --> 00:31:01,541
God, would take a reality pill
396
00:31:01,903 --> 00:31:03,383
Hey, I still got the scar
397
00:31:06,904 --> 00:31:09,419
Teethmarks from where the bitch bit me
398
00:31:12,145 --> 00:31:13,373
I tell you,
399
00:31:13,666 --> 00:31:17,102
those cops are like
goddamned savage animals
400
00:31:48,350 --> 00:31:49,499
...and some nachos
401
00:32:01,672 --> 00:32:04,232
That'd be six sixty six
402
00:32:08,192 --> 00:32:11,026
All hail the Coffee and Cigarette God
403
00:32:12,674 --> 00:32:13,901
Where's my change?
404
00:32:14,073 --> 00:32:15,302
Drop dead, dunghead
405
00:32:16,754 --> 00:32:18,073
No Zagnut bars?
406
00:32:18,433 --> 00:32:20,792
Life is a chewy shit sandwich
407
00:32:23,595 --> 00:32:24,709
What now?
408
00:32:25,154 --> 00:32:26,873
Go fetch me some Zagnut bars, wench
409
00:32:27,035 --> 00:32:28,309
Fuck you
410
00:32:28,595 --> 00:32:29,789
You already have
411
00:32:31,156 --> 00:32:32,065
Fucked me
412
00:32:33,516 --> 00:32:34,346
You are such
413
00:32:34,596 --> 00:32:35,711
the prick
414
00:32:36,836 --> 00:32:38,667
Yeah, well, that's not exactly how
you phrased it last night
415
00:32:38,836 --> 00:32:41,866
You think you're funny? You're not.
You're pathetic
416
00:32:46,278 --> 00:32:47,265
Sniff my finger
417
00:32:48,878 --> 00:32:53,762
Sniff my finger 'n' tell me it doesn't smell
like your girlfriend's sweet juicy snatch
418
00:32:53,839 --> 00:32:54,874
I'm gonna strangle you!
419
00:32:55,118 --> 00:32:55,914
I hate you!
420
00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:19,316
He's a liar
421
00:33:19,562 --> 00:33:20,678
Y'know that, don't you?
422
00:33:21,442 --> 00:33:22,591
It doesn't matter
423
00:33:22,922 --> 00:33:25,641
Even if I did get together with him,
and this isn't saying I did or anything,
424
00:33:26,083 --> 00:33:27,562
but if I did,
425
00:33:28,363 --> 00:33:30,957
y'know that it wouldn't actually mean anything,
I mean
426
00:33:31,683 --> 00:33:33,481
y'know that I really
only love you,
427
00:33:34,204 --> 00:33:34,875
right?
428
00:33:37,405 --> 00:33:38,599
Whatever, Amy
429
00:33:48,046 --> 00:33:50,037
I wish that we could ditch him
someplace, Jordan
430
00:33:50,446 --> 00:33:52,835
Just get rid of him and
forget he ever existed
431
00:33:55,246 --> 00:33:56,839
He's not so bad
432
00:33:57,007 --> 00:33:58,201
I mean,
433
00:33:58,647 --> 00:34:00,205
he's sorta like us
434
00:34:01,368 --> 00:34:02,596
Lost,
435
00:34:03,608 --> 00:34:05,326
like he doesn't fit in
436
00:34:07,168 --> 00:34:08,521
He scares me, Jordan
437
00:34:09,849 --> 00:34:11,328
Like I don't know what it is,
438
00:34:12,569 --> 00:34:14,799
there's something evil about him
439
00:34:17,370 --> 00:34:18,928
Don't be a cornnut
440
00:34:19,850 --> 00:34:20,839
C'mon
441
00:34:21,410 --> 00:34:22,763
finish your breakfast
442
00:34:23,531 --> 00:34:25,441
Then let's get me some clothes
443
00:34:25,811 --> 00:34:28,565
I feel like a fuckin
frat boy in this toga
444
00:34:46,814 --> 00:34:47,882
Be right back
445
00:34:55,855 --> 00:34:58,574
What's with you? You act like
somebody ate your pet hamster
446
00:34:59,775 --> 00:35:00,845
Well, duh
447
00:35:01,176 --> 00:35:04,054
I am so pissed at you I could
rip your testicles off
448
00:35:04,296 --> 00:35:05,968
and staple them to your ankles
449
00:35:06,256 --> 00:35:09,090
What the fuck did you have
to go and tell Jordan for?
450
00:35:09,817 --> 00:35:11,011
Tell him what?
451
00:35:11,777 --> 00:35:13,529
What d'you think, doorknob?
That we got together
452
00:35:14,777 --> 00:35:16,052
Well, didn't you utterly dig it?
453
00:35:16,498 --> 00:35:17,817
That is not the point
454
00:35:18,498 --> 00:35:20,454
What is the point then?
Get it:
455
00:35:20,618 --> 00:35:23,530
Guilt is for married, old people
456
00:35:25,019 --> 00:35:27,772
You are incredible.
You aren't even human, are you?
457
00:35:29,059 --> 00:35:31,527
You're like a life support system
for a cock
458
00:35:33,180 --> 00:35:34,818
This is so fuckin cher
459
00:35:34,980 --> 00:35:36,015
Look'it this thing
460
00:35:36,220 --> 00:35:37,573
I mean, check it out
461
00:35:37,741 --> 00:35:38,855
Let me see
462
00:35:46,021 --> 00:35:46,977
Can I?
463
00:35:48,061 --> 00:35:49,415
Be my guest
464
00:36:04,944 --> 00:36:07,584
Jesus, it's a fuckin belt
Don't tard out over it
465
00:36:10,145 --> 00:36:11,897
Mon, dad
466
00:36:12,425 --> 00:36:13,414
It's me
467
00:36:16,985 --> 00:36:20,023
I'm uh, sorta takin' a little
vacation with Amy right now and uh
468
00:36:23,946 --> 00:36:26,302
Fuckin machine hung up on me
469
00:36:34,108 --> 00:36:35,143
I'm thirsty
470
00:37:03,272 --> 00:37:04,421
What d'you pick?
471
00:37:06,392 --> 00:37:07,347
Shit!
472
00:37:10,833 --> 00:37:13,188
Jordan, would you listen to me
for a second and forget about
that dweeby game?
473
00:37:20,634 --> 00:37:22,465
Sheesh, Amy, what's the national emergency?
474
00:37:23,874 --> 00:37:26,628
Jordan, would you kindly pull
your head out of your rectal region?
475
00:37:29,675 --> 00:37:31,950
We're accessories to two homicides
476
00:37:32,996 --> 00:37:34,987
Doesn't that concern you in the fuckin least?
477
00:37:38,876 --> 00:37:40,150
Kitten, is that you?
478
00:37:44,677 --> 00:37:46,157
Don't you recognize me?
479
00:37:47,118 --> 00:37:48,186
It's me
480
00:37:49,398 --> 00:37:50,592
Brandi
481
00:37:50,758 --> 00:37:53,272
Your eternal loveslave
482
00:37:53,478 --> 00:37:54,672
Your slave
483
00:37:54,879 --> 00:37:55,993
Look, lady, I don't know who you are
484
00:37:56,159 --> 00:37:59,037
Has this guy shot you full of dope and brainwashed
485
00:37:59,199 --> 00:38:00,678
you like the others?
You're high, aren't you?
486
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:03,073
- It's me, honeycakes!
- Let me go!
487
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,476
I know it's you,
I can smell your perfume
488
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:13,593
Get your fucking clammy hands off me,
you crazy bitch!!!
489
00:38:15,241 --> 00:38:16,594
He's kidnapped you, right?
490
00:38:16,761 --> 00:38:19,401
And he told you he'd kill you if you
act like you knew me
491
00:38:19,642 --> 00:38:20,757
Well, don't fret, darlin'
492
00:38:21,322 --> 00:38:22,391
Brandi's here
493
00:38:22,562 --> 00:38:23,677
I'll save you from this heathen
494
00:38:28,082 --> 00:38:29,880
I'm gonna lop
495
00:38:30,203 --> 00:38:32,354
his dick off
496
00:38:32,883 --> 00:38:34,203
like a chicken head
497
00:38:36,283 --> 00:38:38,354
I can't leave you guys alone
for a minute, can I?
498
00:39:01,967 --> 00:39:03,720
Oh God, Bruce
I'm sorry
499
00:39:07,848 --> 00:39:10,408
But that was her, it was Kitten
500
00:39:11,049 --> 00:39:12,800
I know it, I know it was her
501
00:39:20,130 --> 00:39:21,164
The bitch
502
00:39:25,370 --> 00:39:26,928
I'm gonna find her
503
00:39:28,850 --> 00:39:30,364
And I'm gonna kill
504
00:39:32,051 --> 00:39:33,882
This is so nice
505
00:39:34,452 --> 00:39:37,762
Lying here like two spoons stacked in a drawer
506
00:39:39,332 --> 00:39:41,483
I hope we die simultaneously,
507
00:39:42,812 --> 00:39:45,168
like in a fiery car wreck
508
00:39:45,853 --> 00:39:48,845
or nuclear bomb-blast or something
509
00:39:51,894 --> 00:39:53,486
You are so romantic
510
00:39:55,935 --> 00:39:57,447
No, for reals
511
00:39:59,015 --> 00:40:01,210
I don't ever wanna have to miss you
512
00:40:04,095 --> 00:40:05,245
Ditto
513
00:40:06,016 --> 00:40:09,805
Row, row, row
514
00:40:10,136 --> 00:40:11,251
your boat
515
00:40:11,856 --> 00:40:16,214
gently down the stream
516
00:40:21,658 --> 00:40:25,334
Merrily, merrily, merrily
517
00:40:29,899 --> 00:40:32,972
Life is but a dream
518
00:40:44,700 --> 00:40:45,770
Take it out
519
00:40:53,902 --> 00:40:54,937
Stroke it
520
00:40:59,023 --> 00:41:00,058
Squeeze it
521
00:41:03,343 --> 00:41:04,378
Harder
522
00:41:08,504 --> 00:41:09,539
Look at it
523
00:41:16,105 --> 00:41:17,140
Put it in
524
00:41:22,786 --> 00:41:24,219
when I say OK
525
00:41:52,469 --> 00:41:56,349
Don't you think sex is totally strange?
526
00:41:57,430 --> 00:41:59,103
Just the whole idea of it,
527
00:42:00,591 --> 00:42:02,947
this tube of flesh gets stiff
528
00:42:03,912 --> 00:42:05,664
and inserted in these
529
00:42:06,431 --> 00:42:08,423
warm, squishy places
530
00:42:10,992 --> 00:42:14,588
I think maybe it's more powerful
than we'd like it to be
531
00:42:17,753 --> 00:42:19,745
It's fuckin trippy,
532
00:42:21,073 --> 00:42:22,553
that's for sure
533
00:42:24,914 --> 00:42:27,348
It's kinda like eating spaghetti
534
00:42:31,035 --> 00:42:32,104
Why?
535
00:42:39,556 --> 00:42:41,274
You are so great
536
00:42:47,637 --> 00:42:49,036
Hey, that reminds me
537
00:42:50,478 --> 00:42:51,957
I'm hongry
538
00:42:52,118 --> 00:42:53,836
You're always "hongry"
539
00:42:55,638 --> 00:42:57,469
That's cuz I'm a growin' boy
540
00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:05,152
I'm gonna walk to the AM/PM and
get some Shrimp Nuggets or something
541
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:07,435
Want anything?
542
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:09,794
More cigarettes
543
00:43:10,881 --> 00:43:11,995
Yes, dear
544
00:43:32,123 --> 00:43:33,557
I love you, fucker
545
00:43:35,323 --> 00:43:36,837
Me too, fucker
546
00:44:12,329 --> 00:44:13,363
Pig
547
00:44:14,848 --> 00:44:16,042
Whatchawatchin'?
548
00:44:25,690 --> 00:44:26,679
Come here
549
00:44:32,771 --> 00:44:34,045
I wanna play a game
550
00:44:36,172 --> 00:44:37,491
I'm gonna start counting
551
00:44:38,092 --> 00:44:40,970
If you crack a smile
before I get to eight,
552
00:44:41,253 --> 00:44:42,686
I get to strangle you
553
00:44:43,052 --> 00:44:44,122
If you don't,
554
00:44:46,052 --> 00:44:48,442
I have to do anything you say
555
00:45:16,897 --> 00:45:18,091
seven-and-a-half
556
00:45:19,897 --> 00:45:21,013
You win
557
00:45:25,338 --> 00:45:26,293
Go ahead
558
00:45:55,742 --> 00:45:56,778
I'll take
559
00:45:57,542 --> 00:45:58,259
these too
560
00:46:02,582 --> 00:46:04,415
Six sixty-six
561
00:46:16,105 --> 00:46:17,584
What's Jordan's like?
562
00:46:18,105 --> 00:46:19,094
What?
563
00:46:19,305 --> 00:46:21,820
Y'know, his engorged member
564
00:46:22,465 --> 00:46:24,104
His tumescent love missle
565
00:46:24,266 --> 00:46:27,338
His throbbing purple meat scepter
566
00:46:29,306 --> 00:46:30,626
Why d'you wanna know?
567
00:46:31,346 --> 00:46:32,416
I don't know
568
00:46:33,347 --> 00:46:34,666
I'm curious
569
00:46:36,788 --> 00:46:38,062
It's alright,
570
00:46:38,747 --> 00:46:39,782
it's fine
571
00:46:42,228 --> 00:46:44,868
What d'you mean 'fine'?
572
00:46:46,189 --> 00:46:48,339
Is it the size of vienna sausage
573
00:46:48,669 --> 00:46:50,307
or like a baby's arm?
574
00:46:50,989 --> 00:46:53,550
Is it cut, is it uncut?
575
00:46:54,030 --> 00:46:57,147
Does it lean to the left?
Does it lean to the right?
576
00:46:57,390 --> 00:46:59,426
Does it go in a
southeasterly direction?
577
00:47:01,631 --> 00:47:03,826
Is it curved, is it straight,
578
00:47:05,591 --> 00:47:07,901
Is it shaped like a
fuckin corkscrew, or what?
579
00:47:09,271 --> 00:47:11,308
What difference does it make to you?
580
00:47:11,952 --> 00:47:13,749
Does he plunge it into you long
581
00:47:14,792 --> 00:47:15,908
slow
582
00:47:16,512 --> 00:47:17,661
and deep
583
00:47:18,152 --> 00:47:19,268
like this?
584
00:47:19,633 --> 00:47:22,227
Or quick and short and shallow
585
00:47:22,514 --> 00:47:23,788
like a jackrabbit?
586
00:47:26,354 --> 00:47:28,186
Does he make noises like this?
587
00:47:34,395 --> 00:47:35,544
Or does he make it like...
588
00:47:39,756 --> 00:47:41,712
Or, no, he's a whimperer
589
00:47:46,557 --> 00:47:49,993
Would you kindly stop babbling
and fuck me already?
590
00:49:46,093 --> 00:49:47,207
Where you been?
591
00:49:49,333 --> 00:49:50,322
Nowhere
592
00:49:55,494 --> 00:49:57,325
I was worried about you, dufus
593
00:49:58,614 --> 00:49:59,604
Sorry
594
00:50:01,455 --> 00:50:02,490
Come over here
595
00:50:15,216 --> 00:50:17,128
Y'know just because he and I
596
00:50:19,457 --> 00:50:22,972
It doesn't mean that I'm
really like all that
597
00:50:24,538 --> 00:50:25,811
whatever
598
00:50:27,618 --> 00:50:28,653
I know
599
00:51:05,823 --> 00:51:06,972
This the currency
600
00:51:07,183 --> 00:51:10,175
we've linked to the December 17th
QuickieMart robbery/homicide
601
00:51:10,384 --> 00:51:11,214
in Tarzana
602
00:51:11,544 --> 00:51:12,215
The suspects
603
00:51:12,784 --> 00:51:15,139
a paramilitary brigade
of three youths
604
00:51:16,104 --> 00:51:19,381
appear to be on a freewheeling
crime spree heading north
605
00:51:19,545 --> 00:51:20,773
We've run a fingerprint check
606
00:51:20,985 --> 00:51:22,782
through the Mother Computer in DC
607
00:51:23,225 --> 00:51:25,216
and thusfar have ID'd
one of the suspects
608
00:51:25,986 --> 00:51:27,304
Amy Blue
609
00:51:27,585 --> 00:51:28,905
Age 18
610
00:51:29,546 --> 00:51:31,856
Height: five-one
Weight: ninetytwo pounds
611
00:51:32,026 --> 00:51:33,824
Eyes: Hazel
Hair: Brown
612
00:51:34,667 --> 00:51:36,862
Cumulative SAT score:
613
00:51:37,387 --> 00:51:38,866
614
613
00:51:43,908 --> 00:51:46,502
Should be considered armed and dangerous
615
00:51:50,149 --> 00:51:50,899
Gentlemen,
616
00:51:51,549 --> 00:51:53,187
I want you to find her
617
00:51:53,629 --> 00:51:55,108
And if necessary
618
00:51:55,710 --> 00:51:56,460
Kill her
619
00:52:03,551 --> 00:52:04,619
G'morning
620
00:52:08,912 --> 00:52:12,348
Don't kiss me
My breath is like totally skanky
621
00:52:15,192 --> 00:52:16,989
Wait till I brush my teeth
622
00:52:22,833 --> 00:52:23,948
Know what?
623
00:52:26,354 --> 00:52:27,309
What ?
624
00:52:28,274 --> 00:52:30,708
This is the first time we've ever slept together
625
00:52:31,314 --> 00:52:33,032
and woken up together
626
00:52:34,155 --> 00:52:35,668
In a real bed, I mean
627
00:52:38,155 --> 00:52:40,909
You are the bright red cherry on top of my sundae
628
00:52:45,516 --> 00:52:46,665
Goofball
629
00:52:50,757 --> 00:52:52,429
Rise and shine, monkeybutt
630
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:11,912
The itsy bitsy spider
631
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:14,389
went up the waterspout
632
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:17,151
Down came the rain
633
00:53:17,601 --> 00:53:19,000
Washed the spider out
634
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:22,198
I have died and gone to hell for my sins
635
00:53:27,322 --> 00:53:29,438
It's the Dawning of A Brand New Day
636
00:53:31,562 --> 00:53:33,758
Suck my stump to a bloody lump
637
00:53:35,963 --> 00:53:37,716
S'what happened last night?
638
00:53:38,803 --> 00:53:40,556
A Mayonaisse-on-twat?
639
00:53:43,364 --> 00:53:45,116
A Mayo-on-twat
640
00:53:45,484 --> 00:53:46,600
A three-way
641
00:53:47,445 --> 00:53:50,994
A double-stuff.
E.T. finger-touch
642
00:53:51,765 --> 00:53:52,720
What ?
643
00:53:57,686 --> 00:54:02,764
Y'know in E.T. where the kid and E.T.
they touch fingers and go "ouch"
644
00:54:08,527 --> 00:54:10,643
You musta been wasted
645
00:54:15,648 --> 00:54:17,525
Ever done that?
646
00:54:20,329 --> 00:54:21,762
You mean, like
647
00:54:22,329 --> 00:54:25,367
have sex with two people at the same time?
648
00:54:31,130 --> 00:54:32,449
It's the best
649
00:54:34,610 --> 00:54:36,567
You start building up this momentum,
650
00:54:36,931 --> 00:54:38,000
this rhythm,
651
00:54:38,611 --> 00:54:40,329
y'know like a piston engine
652
00:54:40,811 --> 00:54:42,529
And as you're all poundin' away,
653
00:54:44,732 --> 00:54:47,724
your balls are slappin' against the other guy's
654
00:54:49,293 --> 00:54:52,490
and you can actually feel his cock
655
00:54:53,133 --> 00:54:54,885
through the girl's insides
656
00:54:57,053 --> 00:54:59,249
What're you two homos gabbing about now?
657
00:55:01,454 --> 00:55:03,331
Have either of you ever
done it with an animal?
658
00:55:03,494 --> 00:55:04,325
What ?
659
00:55:05,855 --> 00:55:07,607
Have either of you had
sex with an animal ?
660
00:55:07,775 --> 00:55:09,094
Just you
661
00:55:11,575 --> 00:55:12,769
No, really?
662
00:55:13,496 --> 00:55:14,645
Have you?
663
00:55:16,536 --> 00:55:18,493
Well, when I was a kid, we had
this golden retriever named 'Honey'
664
00:55:18,657 --> 00:55:21,615
I do not want to hear any
more of this story
665
00:55:21,816 --> 00:55:23,535
She was a consenting adult
666
00:55:26,578 --> 00:55:28,374
I fucked a cantaloupe once
667
00:55:29,978 --> 00:55:32,253
This song always reminds me of Scooter
668
00:55:32,538 --> 00:55:33,573
Who's Scooter?
669
00:55:34,458 --> 00:55:36,814
He was like my best friend
all through high school
670
00:55:38,780 --> 00:55:43,217
One day he brought a gun to physics class
and told everyone he was gonna shoot
himself in the bathroom
671
00:55:43,380 --> 00:55:44,449
And he did
672
00:55:44,860 --> 00:55:48,091
He was always depressed, always
pulling shit like that,
673
00:55:48,260 --> 00:55:49,898
so nobody believed him
674
00:55:51,861 --> 00:55:53,260
Death's funny
675
00:55:54,901 --> 00:55:58,178
Like at first, it's all weird 'n' you're bummed 'n' shit -
676
00:55:59,182 --> 00:56:02,254
like this person you're used to hangin'
out with all of sudden doesn't like
677
00:56:02,662 --> 00:56:04,141
exist anymore
678
00:56:04,942 --> 00:56:07,252
But then you just get over it 'n' move on
679
00:56:08,503 --> 00:56:09,492
It's almost for the best
680
00:56:09,743 --> 00:56:12,462
I mean, Scooter was so sad all the time
681
00:56:13,904 --> 00:56:17,500
Me and him used to sit in my room,
gettin' stoned, listening to the Smiths
682
00:56:19,104 --> 00:56:21,618
he was over the night before he killed himself
683
00:56:22,464 --> 00:56:26,425
right in the middle of "Unloveable",
he just started cryin' like crazy
684
00:56:26,946 --> 00:56:28,823
He was really into the Smiths
685
00:56:33,226 --> 00:56:35,218
Hey Amy, remember the time we were so
fucked up we lost my mom's car?
686
00:56:35,387 --> 00:56:37,582
After the Thrill Kill Kult concert?
687
00:56:38,787 --> 00:56:42,667
We were so trashed we couldn't
remember where we left the car
688
00:56:43,147 --> 00:56:45,537
We looked and looked
689
00:56:45,708 --> 00:56:48,222
and we walked around and around
690
00:56:48,788 --> 00:56:51,667
but we could not find the fucking
thing to save our life!
691
00:56:52,269 --> 00:56:54,988
We finally ended up taking a cab home
692
00:56:55,149 --> 00:56:56,548
Which you puked in
693
00:56:56,709 --> 00:56:58,382
Which you puked in!
694
00:56:59,670 --> 00:57:00,864
Wait
695
00:57:05,230 --> 00:57:07,062
How revolting
696
00:57:16,432 --> 00:57:17,501
Amy? What?
697
00:57:19,872 --> 00:57:20,861
Oh fuck
698
00:58:02,038 --> 00:58:03,232
Do something
699
00:58:03,638 --> 00:58:04,753
Like what?
700
00:58:05,239 --> 00:58:06,307
I don't know
Something
701
00:58:08,399 --> 00:58:11,072
What, do look like a fuckin veterinarian?
702
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:21,434
What're you doing?!
703
00:58:29,722 --> 00:58:31,440
Jesus fucking Christ
704
00:58:49,564 --> 00:58:51,123
The world sucks
705
00:58:56,726 --> 00:58:59,478
Bro, snag the import
It's got extra tracks
706
00:59:14,863 --> 00:59:15,767
I just wish I could crawl in here
707
00:59:16,008 --> 00:59:17,202
and disappear forever
708
00:59:20,048 --> 00:59:21,879
Don't you have that at
home already?
709
00:59:26,489 --> 00:59:28,162
I miss my records
710
00:59:32,930 --> 00:59:33,885
Well, well, well, men
Lookee here
711
00:59:34,050 --> 00:59:36,280
Check out that hot,
tight bubble-butt, George
712
00:59:36,651 --> 00:59:38,881
Oh stop, Dan
I'm gonna pop a boner
713
00:59:39,171 --> 00:59:41,891
Hey there, sailor
Like your pretty earrings
714
00:59:42,251 --> 00:59:43,570
Leave him alone, Pat
715
00:59:43,731 --> 00:59:46,849
Can't you see he's a shy,
sensitive flower?
716
00:59:48,773 --> 00:59:50,125
What's goin' on here, man?
717
00:59:50,572 --> 00:59:51,608
No way
718
00:59:52,133 --> 00:59:53,360
It can't be
719
00:59:55,253 --> 00:59:56,368
Bambi?
720
00:59:57,053 --> 00:59:58,327
Is it really you?
721
00:59:59,453 --> 01:00:00,443
Fuck
722
01:00:01,854 --> 01:00:03,128
It's me, George
723
01:00:03,654 --> 01:00:04,928
Your poopsie,
724
01:00:05,254 --> 01:00:06,529
Your snugglybear
725
01:00:07,014 --> 01:00:09,244
Look, smegma-breath
I'm not whoever the fuck you think I am
726
01:00:09,415 --> 01:00:11,690
So will you just do me
a favor and evacuate?
727
01:00:13,816 --> 01:00:15,727
Don't do this
728
01:00:16,096 --> 01:00:17,370
Fuck this shit
729
01:00:21,897 --> 01:00:22,932
Please
730
01:00:49,340 --> 01:00:51,775
Dig it...
Someone made the bed
731
01:00:56,821 --> 01:00:59,210
I just hope we don't catch crabs or something
732
01:01:11,343 --> 01:01:14,097
Life is lonely, boring, and dumb
733
01:01:19,344 --> 01:01:20,254
Jordan, y'want heads, or tails?
734
01:01:28,266 --> 01:01:29,460
Whatever
735
01:01:31,826 --> 01:01:32,861
Heads
736
01:01:33,786 --> 01:01:34,935
Tails
737
01:01:40,627 --> 01:01:41,696
Heads
738
01:01:46,868 --> 01:01:47,857
Oh well
739
01:01:57,870 --> 01:01:59,268
There any more beer?
740
01:02:01,070 --> 01:02:02,298
In the trunk
741
01:02:08,430 --> 01:02:09,659
Have fun
742
01:02:17,512 --> 01:02:18,786
Gimme your finger
743
01:02:23,873 --> 01:02:25,465
Now stick it up my asshole
744
01:02:27,513 --> 01:02:29,344
Repulse me! No way
745
01:02:29,633 --> 01:02:30,543
C'mon
746
01:02:30,714 --> 01:02:32,784
That is the most
sickening, grotesque thing I've ever--
747
01:02:32,954 --> 01:02:33,591
Do it
748
01:02:45,916 --> 01:02:47,713
Nice and easy
749
01:03:08,238 --> 01:03:10,469
"Schoobie, schoobie,
750
01:03:11,319 --> 01:03:13,231
schmoke a doobie"
751
01:03:29,801 --> 01:03:30,917
You're up to bat
752
01:03:31,521 --> 01:03:33,797
Don't tell me you hogged
all the brewskis
753
01:03:42,043 --> 01:03:44,193
Nothing makes me thirstier than a
754
01:03:45,083 --> 01:03:46,277
wicked, excellent
755
01:03:46,924 --> 01:03:47,993
fuck
756
01:03:54,004 --> 01:03:55,154
Go fer it, boyo
757
01:04:04,006 --> 01:04:05,439
X, do you like slamdancing?
758
01:04:06,246 --> 01:04:07,315
It's alright
759
01:04:07,887 --> 01:04:10,525
except when you get someone's
elbow in your eye, or
760
01:04:11,086 --> 01:04:13,123
their steel-toed boot in your crotch
761
01:04:15,448 --> 01:04:16,483
Why ?
762
01:04:19,848 --> 01:04:20,997
Have you ever,
763
01:04:21,768 --> 01:04:22,837
I mean,
764
01:04:26,729 --> 01:04:28,128
does it like
765
01:04:28,289 --> 01:04:29,847
all those bodies,
766
01:04:30,689 --> 01:04:33,124
all that sweating
767
01:04:33,850 --> 01:04:35,408
'n' pushing 'n' shoving
768
01:04:36,931 --> 01:04:38,523
Does it give me a hard-on?
769
01:04:44,452 --> 01:04:45,931
Yeah, always
770
01:04:57,293 --> 01:04:59,853
I, uh, better
771
01:05:20,536 --> 01:05:23,574
Do you ever wonder what the
meaning of our existence is?
772
01:05:29,217 --> 01:05:31,287
You ever wonder why we exist?
773
01:05:35,698 --> 01:05:36,813
No, what for?
774
01:05:40,859 --> 01:05:41,928
No reason
775
01:06:30,826 --> 01:06:33,784
Y'ever wonder what the meaning
of our existence is?
776
01:06:35,426 --> 01:06:36,825
You gotta be kidding
777
01:06:37,906 --> 01:06:39,783
No, really
778
01:06:40,586 --> 01:06:41,906
Don't y'think about it?
779
01:06:42,907 --> 01:06:45,944
Christ, Jordan. I'm just about to come.
Can we talk about this later?
780
01:06:47,828 --> 01:06:48,863
I guess
781
01:07:06,070 --> 01:07:07,708
What the fuck're you doing?
782
01:07:08,871 --> 01:07:11,101
Relax, you'll like it
783
01:07:12,311 --> 01:07:15,348
I am not going to "like" your
finger shoved up my shit-chute
784
01:07:15,511 --> 01:07:17,070
That's grodified
785
01:07:17,752 --> 01:07:20,312
Jordan, will you please stop being
such an uptight and live a little?
786
01:07:22,752 --> 01:07:24,027
I dunno, Amy
787
01:07:26,833 --> 01:07:28,744
Take a walik on the wild side
788
01:07:30,433 --> 01:07:31,582
Trust me
789
01:07:42,075 --> 01:07:45,306
Just relax
790
01:08:58,605 --> 01:08:59,435
Shit
791
01:08:59,605 --> 01:09:00,515
What ?
792
01:09:01,765 --> 01:09:03,084
What is it?
793
01:09:04,446 --> 01:09:05,799
I gotta pee
794
01:09:06,686 --> 01:09:07,835
Right now?
795
01:09:09,767 --> 01:09:12,884
It's not like I want to get up 'n' go out
into the fuckin freezing cold y'know,
796
01:09:13,167 --> 01:09:15,601
but when Nature calls, it fucking hollers
797
01:09:18,368 --> 01:09:21,644
Just go ahead and let 'er rip while we're all coming
798
01:09:23,488 --> 01:09:25,479
That is so vile and beastly
799
01:09:25,649 --> 01:09:28,846
I can't believe any human being
could even conceive of it
800
01:09:29,129 --> 01:09:32,042
Jeez, little Miss Polly Pureheart
801
01:09:34,329 --> 01:09:36,127
You are a demon from hell
802
01:09:44,051 --> 01:09:46,246
Girls have no sense of adventure
803
01:09:50,372 --> 01:09:51,521
I guess
804
01:09:58,132 --> 01:09:59,646
She better hurry
805
01:09:59,813 --> 01:10:01,690
My woody's startin' to droop
806
01:10:03,493 --> 01:10:04,687
Mine's not
807
01:10:11,655 --> 01:10:13,725
What the fuck??
808
01:10:14,335 --> 01:10:16,895
Two little faggots
809
01:10:17,055 --> 01:10:19,126
sittin' in a bed,
810
01:10:19,976 --> 01:10:21,853
One eatin' ass,
811
01:10:22,456 --> 01:10:24,287
'n the other givin' head
812
01:10:24,696 --> 01:10:26,972
Dirty, pervert scum
813
01:10:27,537 --> 01:10:29,414
make me see red
814
01:10:30,337 --> 01:10:32,806
The world'll be a purer place
815
01:10:33,337 --> 01:10:35,374
when they're both dead
816
01:10:36,057 --> 01:10:38,367
X, man, if this is your idea of a--
817
01:10:38,538 --> 01:10:39,607
Shut up
818
01:11:14,783 --> 01:11:15,898
Leave her alone!
819
01:11:17,423 --> 01:11:18,300
Dan
820
01:11:19,144 --> 01:11:20,975
Please fire up our favorite song
821
01:11:27,985 --> 01:11:29,782
I pledge allegiance
822
01:11:30,865 --> 01:11:32,139
to the flag
823
01:11:32,306 --> 01:11:35,342
of the United States of America
824
01:11:36,826 --> 01:11:38,020
to the Republic
825
01:11:39,427 --> 01:11:40,939
For which it stands
826
01:11:41,666 --> 01:11:43,020
One Nation
827
01:11:43,227 --> 01:11:45,297
Under God
Indivisible
828
01:11:45,747 --> 01:11:47,100
Leave her the fuck alone!
829
01:11:48,507 --> 01:11:49,701
With Liberty
830
01:11:50,868 --> 01:11:51,937
And Justice
831
01:11:55,588 --> 01:11:56,578
You fuckin bitch
832
01:12:01,629 --> 01:12:04,860
You're gonna pay for that, Bambi
833
01:12:08,870 --> 01:12:11,304
Part them succulent meat curtains, darling,
834
01:12:11,951 --> 01:12:15,147
and get ready for the
religious experience of your life
835
01:12:15,951 --> 01:12:17,066
You fucking asshole!
836
01:12:17,872 --> 01:12:18,747
Stop it!
837
01:12:21,351 --> 01:12:22,751
Just be patient, honey
838
01:12:23,272 --> 01:12:24,421
You'll get yours
839
01:12:24,712 --> 01:12:26,145
That's what your mom said
840
01:12:26,312 --> 01:12:27,984
- only I couldn't hear her,
841
01:12:28,592 --> 01:12:31,266
she had my sperm gurgling in her mouth
842
01:12:36,234 --> 01:12:37,553
Don't you
843
01:12:38,154 --> 01:12:39,189
ever
844
01:12:39,474 --> 01:12:41,511
Talk about my mother like that!
845
01:12:44,874 --> 01:12:47,070
You... you...
846
01:12:48,875 --> 01:12:50,275
You, dude, are going to die
847
01:12:51,236 --> 01:12:52,828
And you, Bambi
848
01:12:53,636 --> 01:12:57,316
you lying filthy fucking slut
849
01:12:57,837 --> 01:12:59,235
are gonna watch me
850
01:12:59,877 --> 01:13:02,710
help your little fairy boytoy
851
01:13:03,318 --> 01:13:05,707
shuffle off this mortal coil
852
01:10:27,141 --> 01:10:29,203
Kiss your puny,
853
01:13:16,519 --> 01:13:18,430
worthless
854
01:13:19,639 --> 01:13:20,833
cock goodbye
855
01:13:35,521 --> 01:13:37,638
Any last words, queer?
856
01:13:40,082 --> 01:13:40,878
Amy
857
01:13:44,842 --> 01:13:45,991
I love y--
858
01:13:57,204 --> 01:14:00,322
Isn't love a many-splendored thing?
859
01:14:05,606 --> 01:14:07,163
Wake up, loverboy
860
01:14:07,845 --> 01:14:09,882
Open wide and say
861
01:14:10,126 --> 01:14:11,559
"yummy yum yum"
862
01:15:57,780 --> 01:15:59,259
Wanna Dorito?
864
01:16:00,305 --> 01:16:06,643
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