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Hmm... Ben...
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Mmm?
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What do you think
you're doing?
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Mmm...
this is a dream.
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It's... it's a...
a beautiful dream.
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[Laughs] It doesn't
feel like a dream.
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Oh, no, but... but it is.
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I'm not really doing this.
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Mmm.
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Or this...
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or this...
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No, I'm not doing anything.
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I'm sound asleep,
just like you.
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Oh.
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You're not sound asleep,
and this is not a dream.
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Well, let's pretend that it is.
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Ben, we agreed. No more sex
until we get married.
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Right. Why did we agree
to that again?
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- Hmm?
- Mmm.
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Mmm!
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Lt'll make
the wedding night special.
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It'll be like starting over.
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Well, let's start
over right now.
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Hi. My name's Ben.
What's your name?
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- Oh... Ben...
- What?
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We're not doing this.
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Didn't you give
Father Brendan your word?
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Yeah. L... I had
my fingers crossed.
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Oh. I sometimes wonder how
committed you are to all this.
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- What... to all what?
- To our getting married!
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I'm... I'm committed.
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L... I proposed... didn't I? Hmm?
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Yes, you did.
And very sweetly, too.
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Maybe you could throw me a bone
once in a while, hmm?
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Yeah.
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OK. OK.
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OK. No sex for six months. OK.
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This is a test, right?
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Yeah, OK.
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Don't worry, Samantha.
I'll pass with flying colors.
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Yeah, if I don't explode first.
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- Oh, you won't explode.
- Yeah?
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Mmm.
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Oh. Hey. Hi.
Oh. How are you?
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Hey, uh...
Oh, hi. Excuse me.
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Excuse me.
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Oh, hey... hey there.
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Hi... hi there.
Ho... ho there.
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- I, uh, I work here.
- OK.
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I'm the senior photo editor,
so if you have any pictures...
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you'd like me to look at,
I'd be glad to, uh, to look.
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[Girls laugh]
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Have you seen
the women out there?
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Nines, tens.
I think I even saw a twelve.
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You and Samantha
still not having sex?
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Is it that obvious?
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I feel your pain, chief.
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That was one nasty virus.
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Good thing you backed up
your hard drive.
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For you.
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What's this?
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The best sex
you're not having.
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And it's absolutely guilt-free.
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A virtual sex program?
Are you serious?
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I don't need this.
I love my fiancee.
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And you two make
a very cute couple...
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but this has nothing
to do with Samantha.
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"Sensuous Cindy"
is the greatest program...
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Fantadyne's ever cooked up.
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Fantadyne?
The... the game simulation people?
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Samantha works for them.
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I bet she didn't work
on this sucker.
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How did you get ahold of it?
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Easy. A friend
snuck me a beta copy.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Have... have you tried... this?
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Hey, I don't kiss and tell.
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Now, what is it, six more months
until the wedding night?
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Well...
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It's your decision, chief.
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I like it.
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Oh... wha...
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What?
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Ow!
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Mmm!
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Hi, Ben.
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I've been waiting for you.
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Sexual fantasies...
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every one of us has them.
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Harmless enough
most of the time.
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On the eve of his marriage...
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Benjamin Baker has decided
to indulge himself.
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He's about to get
very, very lucky.
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Or is he?
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You're traveling
to another dimension...
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a dimension not only
of sight and sound...
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but of mind.
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A journey
into a wondrous land...
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whose boundaries are only
that of the imagination.
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You're entering...
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Oh, you taste great!
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So do you.
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How... how is this,
uh, happening?
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L... I mean, how...
how does it, uh, work?
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Well, I could
draw you a diagram...
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but that might ruin
the mystery.
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So, what did you
have in mind...
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something naughty...
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or something nice?
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Well, l... l... I don't...
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l... um...
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Look at these curtains!
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Amazing!
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They feel just like silk!
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Did you come to play
with the curtains...
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or to play with me?
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Uh...
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Ohh!
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Why don't you just lay back
and relax and let me drive?
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Uh...
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OK...
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Ohhh... Cindy...
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I don't know
if I can do this.
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This all feels too real.
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Gee, Ben,
I'm just a computer program.
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Yeah, some program.
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You know, l...
I'm engaged to be married.
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You are? That's so sweet.
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Yeah.
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You're not married yet,
are you?
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Uh... no. I am not.
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Then consider this practice.
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Hey, mister...
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there's a speed limit
in this town.
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Oh.
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Just kidding.
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[Music playing]
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I could stay like this forever.
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Most guys are just
wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am.
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Well, you know guys.
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You're different.
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You're sweet...
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considerate.
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I mean,
don't get me wrong.
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You were a real tiger
when it counted.
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Well, you were
pretty terrific yourself.
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You're so sweet.
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I could really
get used to this.
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Wow...
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Ohh! Ha ha! It's you!
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What's the occasion?
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Oh, no occasion.
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We're not having sex,
Benjamin.
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That's fine with me.
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And reverse psychology's
not gonna work.
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What are you talkin' about?
No. Six months is nothing.
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It's a drop in the bucket,
and, besides, like you said...
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it... it'll make for...
for one hell of a wedding night.
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- I love you.
- Do you?
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Well, these flowers
weren't cheap.
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- Oh, be serious!
- I'm being serious.
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I mean, about loving you,
not about the... flowers.
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You're the only man
I'll ever love.
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- Yeah?
- Mmm...
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Ohh...
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Hello?
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Yeah, he's right here.
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- It's for you.
- Oh.
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Hello?
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- Ben?
- Yes.
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It's me. Cindy.
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Cindy. Cindy who?
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Sensuous Cindy, silly.
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I had such a great
time today with you...
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and l... I can't stop
thinkin' about you.
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Uh... it... Cindy?
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Who... who is this really?
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I told you. It's me. Cindy.
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Cindy from this morning?
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Just hearin' the sound
of your voice again...
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gives me butterflies.
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Well, no...
But-butterflies?
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You're... you're
a computer program.
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Who is it?
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Oh, it's, uh, uh...
it's, uh, somebody...
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uh, from work.
Nobody, uh, y-you know.
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Uh, th-this can wait
until morning.
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We'll... we'll discuss it then.
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Will you promise to come see me?
First thing?
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Uh, yeah, sure. Fine.
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Can't wait for you to hold me
in your arms again. It was so...
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Is everything all right?
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What? Oh, uh, great. Yeah.
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Uh, so-something came up.
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Uh, no... nothing r-really.
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It's... it's, uh, something,
but it's nothing.
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Every... everything's
under, uh, control.
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Must've been a glitch
of some sort.
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Whatcha doin', Ben?
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Aah!
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Didn't you make a little promise
to me last night?
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I'm confused. Is... is...
is... is this part of the program?
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Look, all I know is I've never
felt like this before.
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Uh, l... l... I don't know
what you're talking about.
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I'm talking
about chemistry, silly.
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You know,
that mysterious attraction...
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between two people
who belong together?
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Pheromones
and all that good stuff?
209
00:10:47,854 --> 00:10:50,724
No, no. You... you have to be
human to... to have pheromones.
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Well, I was human enough
for you last night.
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Yeah. Um...
w-well, why... why don't I...
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come visit you,
uh, a-after work?
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And afterwards will you
hold me for a while?
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Well, y-yeah.
Uh, holding, uh, touching...
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w-w-whatever you want.
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[Telephone rings]
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Hello.
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Hi, Sam.
219
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No, I had to, uh, work late.
220
00:11:21,455 --> 00:11:23,590
I had a photo layout
I had to finish.
221
00:11:23,590 --> 00:11:26,059
Yeah. No, I'm outta here
as soon as we hang up.
222
00:11:26,059 --> 00:11:28,220
OK. I love you, too. Bye.
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00:11:30,998 --> 00:11:32,795
[Sighs]
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00:11:49,616 --> 00:11:50,844
Ben?
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I've been waiting so long.
226
00:11:54,054 --> 00:11:55,856
Where are you?
227
00:11:55,856 --> 00:11:57,289
Ben?
228
00:12:05,932 --> 00:12:07,923
[Elevator cables screech]
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Hey, there, mister.
230
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Aren't you
forgetting something?
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Cindy, please.
Start the elevator.
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00:12:23,417 --> 00:12:25,885
Not until we get a few
things straightened out.
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Boy, when you sweat,
you really sweat.
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Yeah, well, I have a thing about
being... trapped in small spaces.
235
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So, now, Cindy,
I'm approaching meltdown here...
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and it's not gonna be pretty.
237
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Well, how do you
think I feel?
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I mean, I can't eat,
I can't sleep...
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OK, you never eat.
You never sleep.
240
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I keep dreaming about you.
241
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Look, you just said
you can't sleep!
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Ben, I want to be with you.
I want us to be together.
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- We can't be together!
- Why?
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Because you're a com...
245
00:12:54,047 --> 00:12:55,549
You're...
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Ben, I know you like me.
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Yes, yes! Yes!
Yes, like you! I like you!
248
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But l... I love Samantha!
249
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I'm OK with that.
250
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B-but I'm not!
251
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OK? It was...
it was sex, Cindy.
252
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That's all!
253
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I'm sorry.
254
00:13:12,566 --> 00:13:14,868
I meant nothing to you,
and it was...
255
00:13:14,868 --> 00:13:16,927
it was just a fling,
a one-night stand?
256
00:13:18,171 --> 00:13:19,272
Well, yeah... uh...
257
00:13:19,272 --> 00:13:21,041
I don't... I don't want
to hurt you...
258
00:13:21,041 --> 00:13:22,976
but, yes,
you meant nothing to me.
259
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:25,545
It was just a fling,
a one-night stand.
260
00:13:25,545 --> 00:13:27,979
I'm so disappointed in you.
261
00:13:36,256 --> 00:13:37,891
Cindy? Cindy?
262
00:13:37,891 --> 00:13:40,460
Don't leave me. Cindy?
263
00:13:40,460 --> 00:13:42,052
Cindy?
264
00:13:44,131 --> 00:13:46,833
OK... OK, OK.
265
00:13:46,833 --> 00:13:49,703
OK. The walls... the walls
are starting to close in.
266
00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:52,939
OK. OK. OK. OK.
267
00:13:52,939 --> 00:13:55,142
Help! Help! Help!
268
00:13:55,142 --> 00:13:57,474
OK, OK, OK, I made a mistake.
A big mistake.
269
00:14:01,548 --> 00:14:04,384
OK, OK, OK, OK,
270
00:14:04,384 --> 00:14:05,585
l... I should have
come to see you.
271
00:14:05,585 --> 00:14:06,753
I should have come to see you.
272
00:14:06,753 --> 00:14:09,089
Cindy... please, please,
please, please.
273
00:14:09,089 --> 00:14:10,924
L... I'll do anything you want.
274
00:14:10,924 --> 00:14:11,958
Anything you want.
275
00:14:11,958 --> 00:14:14,661
Forgive me... please.
L... l... l... l...
276
00:14:14,661 --> 00:14:16,356
I didn't know
what I was saying.
277
00:14:17,964 --> 00:14:20,133
I just want to be
with you, Ben.
278
00:14:20,133 --> 00:14:22,102
Is that such a bad thing?
279
00:14:22,102 --> 00:14:24,900
No, no, no.
No. No, no, no, no.
280
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:39,786
Ben? I'm waiting.
281
00:14:39,786 --> 00:14:42,522
Where are you?
282
00:14:42,522 --> 00:14:45,358
L... I'll be there
in a minute.
283
00:14:45,358 --> 00:14:48,987
L... I have... I have
to use the men's room.
284
00:14:54,267 --> 00:14:57,571
Ben?
285
00:14:57,571 --> 00:15:01,174
Oh, Ben?
286
00:15:01,174 --> 00:15:05,979
Where are you?
287
00:15:05,979 --> 00:15:08,715
Ben!
288
00:15:08,715 --> 00:15:10,984
This isn't funny anymore.
289
00:15:10,984 --> 00:15:14,283
I know you're out there.
290
00:15:15,422 --> 00:15:17,524
What, are you trying
to kill me?
291
00:15:17,524 --> 00:15:18,892
Why couldn't I take
the elevator?
292
00:15:18,892 --> 00:15:21,428
- It isn't safe. Nowhere's safe.
- It's 25 stories!
293
00:15:21,428 --> 00:15:24,698
Ben?
294
00:15:24,698 --> 00:15:25,824
Who's that?
295
00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:30,704
Hey, about how much longer?
296
00:15:30,704 --> 00:15:32,072
Don't rush me.
297
00:15:32,072 --> 00:15:33,473
I can't believe I'm doin' this.
298
00:15:33,473 --> 00:15:34,574
This is a crime, a real crime.
299
00:15:34,574 --> 00:15:37,410
You want to talk about a crime?
How about attempted kidnapping?
300
00:15:37,410 --> 00:15:39,112
The elevator got stuck.
It happens.
301
00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:40,914
I'm tellin' you,
she wasn't gonna let me out.
302
00:15:40,914 --> 00:15:42,449
Would you stop talkin'
about her like she's real?
303
00:15:42,449 --> 00:15:44,417
- You're weirdin' me out.
- Let me tell you something...
304
00:15:44,417 --> 00:15:46,519
you know she's not real,
I know she's not real...
305
00:15:46,519 --> 00:15:48,221
but Cindy sees things
a little differently.
306
00:15:48,221 --> 00:15:51,091
She's a series
of ones and zeros.
307
00:15:51,091 --> 00:15:54,561
Ones and zeros wrapped in
the cutest, hottest little body.
308
00:15:54,561 --> 00:15:55,729
Would you stop it?
309
00:15:55,729 --> 00:15:57,458
I feel guilty enough
as it is.
310
00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:01,635
But not as guilty as I'd feel
if Sam ever finds out.
311
00:16:01,635 --> 00:16:02,869
Sam's a software developer.
312
00:16:02,869 --> 00:16:04,704
She'd probably think
Cindy was pretty damn cool.
313
00:16:04,704 --> 00:16:06,106
Don't you get it?
We made a vow...
314
00:16:06,106 --> 00:16:07,307
no sex until our wedding.
315
00:16:07,307 --> 00:16:09,943
That means not with each other,
not with others, and not with...
316
00:16:09,943 --> 00:16:11,711
some sex-happy computer program.
317
00:16:11,711 --> 00:16:13,713
Your loss. Your loss.
318
00:16:13,713 --> 00:16:15,916
I push this key...
319
00:16:15,916 --> 00:16:17,150
and that's it.
320
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:19,311
Cindy vanishes
from your life forever.
321
00:16:21,388 --> 00:16:23,856
What do you say, chief?
322
00:16:32,299 --> 00:16:34,199
Terminate her.
323
00:16:35,635 --> 00:16:36,795
Now.
324
00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:50,016
Hi. I'm home.
325
00:16:50,016 --> 00:16:51,506
In the office.
326
00:16:53,687 --> 00:16:55,322
Hi.
327
00:16:55,322 --> 00:16:57,090
- Tough day?
- Yeah.
328
00:16:57,090 --> 00:16:59,259
Uh, I won't bore you
with the details.
329
00:16:59,259 --> 00:17:01,061
Poor baby.
I know how you feel.
330
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:02,762
I'm having trouble
with my hard drive.
331
00:17:02,762 --> 00:17:05,031
I can't access any of my files.
332
00:17:05,031 --> 00:17:06,366
You want me to check it out?
333
00:17:06,366 --> 00:17:08,501
Who's the computer expert here?
334
00:17:08,501 --> 00:17:10,804
Well, a fresh set of eyes.
335
00:17:10,804 --> 00:17:12,237
I'll open the wine.
336
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:14,774
Yeah...
337
00:17:14,774 --> 00:17:16,503
let's see.
338
00:17:19,579 --> 00:17:21,815
"Terminate her"?
339
00:17:21,815 --> 00:17:24,818
Did I actually hear you say,
"Terminate her"?
340
00:17:24,818 --> 00:17:27,787
No! You can't be here.
We got rid of you.
341
00:17:27,787 --> 00:17:30,090
You tried, but I was hiding...
342
00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:32,759
in the computer
in the office next door.
343
00:17:32,759 --> 00:17:34,420
Having any luck?
344
00:17:35,462 --> 00:17:36,930
Uh... oh, look...
345
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,666
no, the... the damn thing
it, uh, froze up on me.
346
00:17:39,666 --> 00:17:41,768
Why don't we, uh,
pop some popcorn?
347
00:17:41,768 --> 00:17:44,571
- We'll watch a movie.
- Wine and popcorn?
348
00:17:44,571 --> 00:17:46,406
Yeah, let's stick a bag
in the microwave.
349
00:17:46,406 --> 00:17:47,941
I'll... I'll see what's on.
350
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:50,535
Sometimes you can be so cute.
351
00:17:56,349 --> 00:17:59,319
Why are you trying
to hurt me, Ben?
352
00:17:59,319 --> 00:18:01,651
I love you.
353
00:18:02,689 --> 00:18:04,891
I'll... I'll get it.
354
00:18:04,891 --> 00:18:06,159
Yeah?
355
00:18:06,159 --> 00:18:09,129
Maybe it's time Samantha and I
had a little talk.
356
00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:10,964
No, no, no,
don't... don't do that.
357
00:18:10,964 --> 00:18:12,932
I'll... I'll...
I'll come to the office.
358
00:18:12,932 --> 00:18:14,534
Don't do anything
on my account.
359
00:18:14,534 --> 00:18:16,603
No, I want to come see you.
360
00:18:16,603 --> 00:18:18,304
We'll talk.
361
00:18:18,304 --> 00:18:19,672
And once
we're done talking...
362
00:18:19,672 --> 00:18:21,341
I'm a tiger, remember?
363
00:18:21,341 --> 00:18:22,776
Grrrr.
364
00:18:22,776 --> 00:18:24,611
- You are so cute.
- Yeah...
365
00:18:24,611 --> 00:18:27,213
- Will you stay the night?
- Uh, uh, stay the night?
366
00:18:27,213 --> 00:18:30,016
Yeah. Uh, sure.
Anything you want.
367
00:18:30,016 --> 00:18:31,484
OK, but hurry.
368
00:18:31,484 --> 00:18:32,781
No... I'm already out the door.
369
00:18:34,354 --> 00:18:35,355
Ben?
370
00:18:35,355 --> 00:18:36,956
I got some...
the office called.
371
00:18:36,956 --> 00:18:38,958
There's a fire
I have to put out.
372
00:18:38,958 --> 00:18:40,289
I gotta go.
373
00:18:49,602 --> 00:18:50,737
Hi.
374
00:18:50,737 --> 00:18:52,439
What took you so long?
375
00:18:52,439 --> 00:18:55,608
Oh. What can I say?
Traffic was horrendous.
376
00:18:55,608 --> 00:18:58,778
I was gonna stop
for flowers, but...
377
00:18:58,778 --> 00:18:59,946
Oh.
378
00:18:59,946 --> 00:19:02,414
Uh, well, I hope,
uh, you like them.
379
00:19:03,917 --> 00:19:05,441
They're beautiful.
380
00:19:22,535 --> 00:19:26,106
What did you do to me?
381
00:19:26,106 --> 00:19:28,675
Uh, well, that's...
oh, it's... it's a virus.
382
00:19:28,675 --> 00:19:31,211
L... I stopped by,
uh, Garrett's.
383
00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:33,379
He... he wrote it for me.
384
00:19:33,379 --> 00:19:35,081
But why?
385
00:19:35,081 --> 00:19:38,551
I'm sorry, Cindy,
but being with you...
386
00:19:38,551 --> 00:19:41,179
made me realize how much
I really love Samantha.
387
00:19:42,522 --> 00:19:44,424
That is so romantic.
388
00:19:44,424 --> 00:19:46,726
You are so sweet.
389
00:19:46,726 --> 00:19:49,388
Yeah, I guess, but... oh...
390
00:19:56,870 --> 00:19:58,337
Cindy?
391
00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:11,751
Hello?
392
00:20:11,751 --> 00:20:13,586
Ben, are you OK?
393
00:20:13,586 --> 00:20:15,255
Yeah, I'm OK.
394
00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:16,890
Did you get the fire put out?
395
00:20:16,890 --> 00:20:19,993
Yeah. Yeah, it looks that way.
396
00:20:19,993 --> 00:20:21,294
I know it's late...
397
00:20:21,294 --> 00:20:22,929
but could you stop by the store
on your way home?
398
00:20:22,929 --> 00:20:23,963
Sure.
399
00:20:23,963 --> 00:20:25,532
I e-mailed a list
of what we need.
400
00:20:25,532 --> 00:20:27,267
The computer's working fine,
by the way.
401
00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:29,802
Uh, great.
So, I'll see you soon?
402
00:20:29,802 --> 00:20:31,437
No need to hurry.
403
00:20:31,437 --> 00:20:34,440
No problem. Sam?
404
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,609
What?
405
00:20:36,609 --> 00:20:38,178
I love you.
406
00:20:38,178 --> 00:20:40,346
Me, too. Bye.
407
00:20:40,346 --> 00:20:41,711
Bye.
408
00:20:55,762 --> 00:20:58,531
Sorry I'm late.
I was dealing with my fiance.
409
00:20:58,531 --> 00:21:00,733
He's been acting
a little strange lately.
410
00:21:00,733 --> 00:21:04,003
If I didn't know better,
I'd swear he was cheating on me.
411
00:21:04,003 --> 00:21:06,306
Hmph. Men...
412
00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:08,433
You can't trust them.
413
00:21:19,118 --> 00:21:21,688
Benjamin Baker
narrowly escaped his fantasy...
414
00:21:21,688 --> 00:21:25,458
while his fiancee
explores her own sensual nature.
415
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:27,360
A glimpse into the future
of modern romance...
416
00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:28,795
for better or for worse...
417
00:21:28,795 --> 00:21:31,764
courtesy of
The Twilight Zone.
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