Original subtitles

- Rise of the

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Rise of the

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power

Rising up against evil paint the city green

Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene

Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines

With each other they discover

Their destiny and rise

Cowabunga

Rise of the

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power

Rise

[playful music]

- Nom, nom, nom, nom... - [babbling]

- Is that pizza looking at me?

all: Eat us, we are delicious.

- Uh, guys, could we maybe just order cheese?

- What? You mean not get the Super Creepy Supreme?

I wish just once we could go to a normal pizza spot.

- But you know we can't go into human places with, uh,

this whole situation.

Embrace it, April, you're just a magnet for weirdness.

- I know, it's just sometimes a girl just needs normal--ugh!

- What do you mean? What's not normal about this?

- Okay, birthday boy, get ready to...

[babbling] Par-tay!

[splatters]

[cheers and applause]

[upbeat music] - Hah.

Aw, Exploding Frankie never gets old.

[sloshing]

- I'm going to class.

- Hey, anybody seen my eye?

[school bell rings]

- [grunts]

- So, everyone has their lab partners.

- No, I'm a partner-less freak.

- Miss O'Neill, this is science.

We leave emotions at the door.

You can partner with our new student.

[foreboding music]

- Please be normal. Please be normal.

Please be normal.

- Aloha.

It means both hello and goodbye.

This time I'm using it as hello.

I'm Sunita. Sorry, was that weird?

- No, I've seen weird and that is not it.

I'm April.

- Open your books to page 143, and please,

let's be adults about these gruesome photos

of human anatomy.

- Cool. - [slowly] Cool.

- Oops, you got a little googlyschmootz on you.

[playful music]

- [gasps]

- Is everything okay?

- Yeah, all normal here.

Nice boots, by the way.

- Hey, what's your number? We should hang out some time.

- Yes, we should. That would be totally normal.

I mean, totally cool.

So yeah, let's exchange numbers.

[sirens blaring in the distance]

[cell phone whirs]

[rumbling] - What the--?

- Ah, oh.

April, you got to come.

Mikey found some invisibility paint,

we're gonna put it on Dad's tail.

- [laughs] I love you guys, and def send me pics,

but now that school's over, I'm just gonna chill

and have a nice, normal day.

- Scoff. Are you really still on this whole

"I want things to be normal" kick?

- Uh, what were these for? I am normal.

[tense upbeat music]

[screams, groans]

Whoo-hoo! Uh-huh!

- Yes, what big city girl doesn't have a kayak

and hazmat suit?

- Look, guys, just because I love the bonkers,

doesn't mean I don't want normal sometimes too.

- I mean, you could try, but it'll be easier

for everyone involved if you just admit

you're a total weirdo magnet.

- I've got non-weirdo friends,

like--like my new friend Sunira.

Su--Suneera.

Sunita.

Who I'm texting to see if she wants to hang out later.

And she does. Hah! In your face.

[mocking laugh]

- Do you think April could really have a normal day?

- Short answer, no.

Long answer, nooooo.

- Then it's up to her two totally not weirdo friends

to make this happen. - Ah!

[upbeat music]

[cell phone clicking]

- Why do you always make us dress up as old ladies.

- Number one, comfort. Number two, to blend in

as we monitor April's day for max normalcy.

- Thanks for showing me around. New York is a-mazing!

They took all of the charm of the sidewalk

and made it higher. So cool.

- Hah! You should've been up here

when we were fighting Meat Sweats.

- Huh?

- I... mean, um, fighting the sweats I get

when I eat too much pork.

That's not any better, is it?

- How's she doing, Hortense? - She almost blew it, Patty.

Oh, fab-o boots.

And that is Donnie and Hortense talking.

- Hold on, what do we got here?

- You shall not pass.

- Oh, no, you know how April freaks out

around cosplay wizards.

- Operation Normal to the rescue.

[upbeat music]

- [squawks]

- Oh. Oh, dragon!

- OMG, what is that? What is it?

- Oh, a pretzel cart?

Have you never had a genuine New York street pretzel?

- [chuckles] No. But can I now?

Please, please, please, please?

- Oh, it is on.

- Get ready, she's coming our way.

- Oh, mm.

Aw, the Foot!

Man, evil guys have the worst timing.

Portal-portal, don't let me down.

[heroic music]

[grunts] [portal zaps]

Hyah! Nailed it.

Eve--eventually.

[giggling]

Uh-oh. [sword clanks]

- Ow.

- Get your pretzels.

Get them in yellow or dark yellow.

- What are you doing here?

- Oh, what a cute, old lady. Are you two friends?

- No, that'd be weird.

Not that I don't like old ladies.

My grammy's an old lady. Let's go get pizza.

[portal zaps] [grunting]

[tranquil music]

- [sighs] This is more like it.

Two normal girls eating normal pizza

in a normal pizza restaurant.

- Par-tay! - [gasps] Ah!

- Ah. - Uh.

- Happy birthday, Cindy.

[playful music]

- Everything okay?

- Sorry, a rough birthday flashback.

One regular pizza it is.

- Waiter, these two New Yorkers

would like two of your New Yorkiest pizzas.

- Operation Pizza, subset of Operation Normal

is going great. - Uh, I wouldn't be so sure.

[menacing music]

Operation Normal just went defcon red alert.

- They usually go by number, but, uh, let's move.

- And we'll take two ice waters.

- Would you care for any lemon?

- No! - Yep, yep.

Lemon does anger a lot of people.

- Um, I'll be right back.

See if you can find us a dessert [giggles].

- [gasps] I will not let you down.

- [groaning]

- Leo, are you good? Are you okay?

- [chuckles]

- Good, good, now, um,

I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but...

are you following me?

- No.

- So you just happened to be selling pretzels earlier

and now fighting right here?

- Would you believe yes?

- Okay.

But I just want one day

where I don't get caught up in all the weirdness.

Please just fight somewhere else.

[tender piano music]

- Oh, no. [cat screeches, meows]

- Pizza's so last week. Let's go.

Out the back.

[upbeat electronic music]

[grunts]

[screams]

all: [gasp]

- Hyah! Hah!

- Huh? - [gasps]

- Now this is what I'm talking about.

- Laser tag was a great idea. Cover me!

[lasers zapping]

- [grunting]

- Really?

both: [groaning] - Again?

Come on, Leo.

Ruining my normal day and laser tag?

Laser tag is sacred.

- Beyond sacred. How could you?

- We've been trying to help you have a normal day,

but those Foot bozos keep following you.

- That's what you think we're doing?

[snickers]

[grunting, groaning]

- Ah.

- Okay, look, I'm gonna help you kick their butts,

and then you two got to go. Deal?

- Deal. Operation Normal is about to get un-normal

and then go back to normal.

[upbeat music] [lasers zapping]

[groans, grunting]

- Uh.

[grunts, groans]

- Look out!

- [grunts, screams]

- Uh, was that Sunita? She's got a little pepper.

- [grunts]

- April? - Sunita?

- What's, um, new?

- You know, stuff.

Look out!

- Ditto!

- Oh, no, you don't. Grandma's here.

- Ah!

Is that a flying turtle in an old purple dress?

- Um, yep.

Look, Sunita, you're way cool, and this has been a blast,

but there's some super dangerous guys

that are after me, and I'll text you later,

maybe we can get some ice cream?

- After you? No, they're after me.

- What? Why would the Foot Clan be after you?

- Uh, they've been following me for days.

That's why I went undercover as a human.

I just wanted a normal day.

- [gasps] You're a Yokai?

- A googlyschmootz.

You had some on your shoulder earlier.

- You mean Exploding Frankie? - Yeah, he's my pops.

- Stomp, stomp, stomp... - Hey, Sunita.

Isn't today your birthday?

- Today is my birthda--oh! Good thinking.

- [grunts]

- [babbles] - [groans]

[splatters]

- [grunts]

[gasps]

I shall require medical attention.

- April, what happened? Where's Sunita?

[dramatic musical flourish]

- Ah! She's in puddles.

April, it is not normal to liquefy your friends.

- Yeah.

[dramatic music]

- [laughs] She's like Exploding Frankie.

It never gets old. I love it.

- Hah, so, I guess you never stopped being a weirdo magnet

after all, huh, April?

- You know what? I don't need to be normal.

For me, weird is normal, and I am so cool with that.

- As a fellow weirdo, I concur.

Hey, fake pearls!

You're standing on my toe schmootz.

I need that to fully reform my--whoa.

Hey, where are my boots?

[ominous music]

- The Dark Armor is almost complete.

- We are one step closer to its dark power.

So dark! So powerful.

- [evil laugh]

[rock music]