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PREVIOUSLY ON "sMOTHERED"...
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Y'ALL LOOKING LIKE SOME
GHETTO MERMAIDS OR SOMETHING.
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SHE'S 21, WE'RE GOING TO VEGAS.
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I'M LOOKING
AT YOU FOR GUIDANCE.
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I'M LOOKING AT YOU TO SAY,
"THIS IS TOO MUCH."
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THIS ISN'T WHAT SHOULD
BE PROJECTED
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FOR A MOM AND A DAUGHTER.
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YOU DON'T THINK ANYTHING'S
WRONG WITH IT, YOU'RE CRAZY.
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EVERYONE IS A PART OF THIS
JUST LIKE YOUR MOM AND YOU.
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SHE'S NOT JUST EVERYBODY ELSE.
SHE'S MY MOM.
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THIS IS OUR SPECIAL TIME.
THIS ISN'T HIS.
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YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON
I'VE TOLD.
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-I'M SO HAPPY!
-SHH, SHH, SHH.
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YOU HAVE TO PRETEND
YOU DON'T KNOW.
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-THAT I DON'T KNOW.
-YOU CAN'T TELL YOU KNOW.
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NO, I WON'T.
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Angelica:
IF THE WATER IS STILL HOT,
WE WILL SHARE THE BATH WATER.
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HMM.
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ANGELICA MADE VERY CLEAR EARLY
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IN THE RELATIONSHIP
ABOUT HER MOTHER.
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JASON ASKED ME TO MOVE
IN WITH HIM.
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ARE YOU NOT
STILL MARRIED?
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YES.
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AND COMING UP...
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-WHOO!
-VEGAS!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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I THINK THIS IS THE MOST
RIDICULOUS THING
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I'VE EVER SEEN
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
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I AM THE GREATEST MOTHER.
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YOU'RE GONNA SLIP.
YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST MOUTH.
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I HOPE NO ONE ELSE FEELS BAD
THAT I KNOW FIRST.
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THAT'S WHY YOU GOT
TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
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I KNOW.
I HOPE I DON'T SLIP.
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YOU GUYS ARE WEARING
THE SAME SWEATER.
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REALLY?
-SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
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YEP.
-YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
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NOBODY LIKES YOU GUYS.
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Angelica:
I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.
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MY MOM AND JASON HAVEN'T SEEN
EACH OTHER
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SINCE HE ASKED ME
TO MOVE IN.
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THIS IS FOR YOU.
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THE ONE WHO LOVES YOU MOST.
MOMMY.
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-THAT'S RIGHT.
-YES.
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THE ONE THAT LOVES
YOU THE MOST.
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Sunhe: HOW ARE YOU EVEN GOING
TO MAKE ANY PLANS
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WITH YOU STILL BEING MARRIED,
FOR GOD SAKES?
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I DIDN'T PLAN THAT FAR.
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JASON AND I HAVE BEEN DATING
FOR ALMOST TWO YEARS,
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AND HE WANTS TO TAKE IT
TO THE NEXT LEVEL
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BY US MOVING IN TOGETHER.
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BUT I'VE NEVER LIVED
WITH ANYONE BESIDES MY MOM.
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HAVE YOU THOUGHT
ABOUT MOVING IN WITH ME?
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I WOULD BE WILLING TO DO IT,
BUT I WANT TO MAKE SURE
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THAT MY MOM IS OKAY
WITH IT, TOO.
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I DO WANT TO MOVE IN WITH JASON,
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BUT I WANT TO MAKE SURE
THAT MY MOM APPROVES.
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JASON DOES HAVE
A LOT OF BAGGAGE
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AND I DON'T KNOW
IF MY MOM CAN LOOK PAST IT.
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ARE YOU FEELING COMFORTABLE
WITH THIS WHOLE SITUATION
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WITH HIM
STILL BEING MARRIED?
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REALLY, THE MARRIAGE THING
DOESN'T BOTHER ME AS MUCH
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BECAUSE I KNOW THAT HE'S
EVENTUALLY GONNA GET IT DONE.
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REALLY, THE THING
THAT'S BOTHERING ME THE MOST
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IS THAT HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S
BELONGINGS
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ARE STILL
IN HIS HOUSE.
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JASON HAS BEEN SEPARATED
FROM HIS WIFE FOR YEARS,
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AND THEN AFTER THEY SPLIT UP,
HE MET SOMEONE NEW,
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AND SHE ENDED UP
MOVING INTO HIS HOUSE.
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AFTER THEY BROKE UP,
THAT'S WHEN HE MET ME.
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AS FAR AS I KNOW, THE WIFE
AND THE EX-GIRLFRIEND
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ARE COMPLETELY OUT
OF THE PICTURE,
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BUT THE EX-GIRLFRIEND'S STUFF
IN HIS HOUSE BOTHERS ME.
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IF SOMEONE CAME INTO HIS
WALK-IN CLOSET
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AND SAW ALL THOSE
FEMALE CLOTHES,
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THEY WOULD THINK
THAT SHE STILL LIVES THERE.
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BUT HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN
SINCE YOU'VE BEEN NOT WITH HER?
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WHY IS HER BELONGINGS
STILL IN YOUR OWN HOME?
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THAT'S A GREAT POINT.
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SHE'S LIVING WITH HER FOLKS.
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SHE DOESN'T HAVE HER OWN PLACE,
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AND I DON'T WANT TO BE
MEAN PURPOSEFULLY
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AND THROW HER STUFF
OUT ON THE STREET.
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IT'S COMPLICATED WITH MY
EX-GIRLFRIEND,
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BUT I'M FULLY COMMITTED
TO ANGELICA,
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AND ASKING HER TO MOVE IN
WAS MY BIG STEP
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TO PROVE TO HER
THAT I WAS SERIOUS.
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SHE WILL NOT MOVE IN
WITH YOU AS A GIRLFRIEND.
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SHE SHOULD BE ENGAGED.
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I LOVE YOU, BABY,
AND I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE
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THAT YOU'RE GONNA GET
A PROMISE OF COMMITMENT.
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I WANT YOU TO HAVE THAT RING.
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SUNHE'S VERY INTIMIDATING,
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AND SHE'S VERY STUCK
IN HER BELIEFS.
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I WOULD HOPE SUNHE WOULD
BLESS US TO MOVE ON
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AND LET ANGELICA'S
WINGS OPEN.
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AM I INCLUDED IN THIS DECISION
TO MOVE IN TOGETHER, OR...
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JUST ANGELICA
TO COME MOVE IN.
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♪♪
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SO I AM NOT INCLUDED
INTO THIS MOVE?
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IS THIS WHAT YOU REALLY WANT?
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♪♪
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I DON'T WANT
TO HURT YOU, MOM.
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I WANT TO GROW OLD WITH SOMEONE.
YOU KNOW, I WANT TO BE MARRIED.
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BUT I WANT HER, TOO.
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BUT I WANT TO MAKE A LIFE
FOR MYSELF IF I DO DECIDE
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TO HAVE KIDS
AND GET MARRIED.
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SHE'S NOT GONNA BE HERE FOREVER.
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HOW ABOUT WHEN YOU'RE
ACTUALLY DONE
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WITH ALL THESE THINGS,
WE TALK ABOUT THIS MORE?
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JASON NEEDS TO GET RID OF HIS
EX-GIRLFRIEND'S BELONGINGS
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IN HIS HOME,
GET DIVORCED FROM HIS WIFE,
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AND PUT A RING
ON MY DAUGHTER'S FINGER
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TO SHOW
THAT HE'S COMMITTED TO HER.
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UNTIL HE DOES THOSE THINGS,
I CANNOT BLESS THE RELATIONSHIP.
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IF ANGELICA KNOWS THAT THERE'S
SOMETHING THAT I STAND BY,
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AND IT'S VERY STRONG,
SHE WILL LISTEN TO ME.
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UNDERSTOOD.
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I'LL GO AHEAD
AND HEAD OUT.
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SEE YOU LATER, HONEY?
-OKAY.
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I FEEL THAT IF SUNHE WAS NOT
IN THE PICTURE,
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ANGELICA WOULD MOVE IN
WITH ME RIGHT AWAY.
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EVEN THOUGH ANGELICA
IS AN ADULT,
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SHE DOESN'T MAKE ANY DECISIONS
WITHOUT HER MOTHER.
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IT IS A LITTLE ODD
FOR A 30-YEAR-OLD WOMAN
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TO ASK PERMISSION.
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IT MAKES OUR RELATIONSHIP
VERY COMPLICATED.
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THE DEGREE OF CONTROL
THAT SUNHE HAS OVER
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MY RELATIONSHIP
IS UNPRECEDENTED.
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IT'S -- I'VE NEVER ENCOUNTERED
THAT BEFORE.
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WOW.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.
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ARE YOU MAD?
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I'M NOT MAD.
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I'M SURPRISED.
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I JUST DON'T WANT
TO BE HERE BY MYSELF.
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I LOVE
OUR LITTLE HOME.
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IF I COULD HAVE IT MY WAY,
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I WOULD HAVE ANGELICA
ALL TO MYSELF.
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I'LL BE COMPLETELY HAPPY
IF IT WAS JUST HER AND I.
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YEAH, I KNEW YOU'D BE
UPSET ABOUT IT.
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SHE'S MY EVERYTHING,
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BUT THE FEELING OF "WITHOUT HER"
MAKES ME FEEL HELPLESS.
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HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU
AWAY FROM ME.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Kathy:
I BELIEVE THAT ALL MOTHERS LOVE
THEIR DAUGHTERS THE WAY I DO.
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I'M NOT GONNA SAY THAT I LOVE
MY DAUGHTER MORE.
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I JUST FEEL LIKE WE HAVE
A DIFFERENT
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KIND OF BOND THAN THEY DO.
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I'M HER FIRST CALL OF THE DAY,
I'M HER LAST CALL OF THE NIGHT.
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-HELLO.
-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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-NOTHING.
-I WAS GONNA COME BY.
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YEAH, I WAS WONDERING
WHERE THE HELL YOU WERE.
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I'M COMING NOW.
I'LL BE THERE IN A FEW MINUTES.
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-ALL RIGHT, BYE.
-ALL RIGHT, BYE.
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Kathy: I SEE HER EVERY MORNING.
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WE DECIDE WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO
FOR THE DAY.
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WE EITHER MEET FOR BREAKFAST,
LUNCH, OR DINNER.
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OR ALL OF THEM.
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♪♪
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CRISTINA LIVES FIVE HOUSES
AWAY FROM ME.
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♪♪
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AND I WOULDN'T HAVE IT
ANY OTHER WAY.
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Kathy: GEEZ, YOU GUYS
COULD SHOVEL A LITTLE,
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YOU THINK?
-I KNOW, RIGHT?
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MY MOM AND I HAVE
A ONE-OF-A-KIND RELATIONSHIP.
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I DON'T THINK ANYONE'S
RELATIONSHIP CAN AMOUNT
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TO OURS TOGETHER.
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SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
YEP.
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YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
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YOU WANT SOMETHING
TO DRINK?
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YEAH, I'LL HAVE, UH --
WHAT DO YOU GOT?
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-I'M HAVING COFFEE.
-YOU GOT ANY DIET POP?
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ACTUALLY, I'D RATHER HAVE A
DRINK, BUT IT'S TOO EARLY.
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SAVE THAT FOR LATER.
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YOU COULD MAKE MIMOSAS AS LONG
AS YOU'RE MAKING BACON.
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EVERYBODY FALLS IN LOVE
WITH THEIR BABY,
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BUT THE DAY
I HAD CRISTINA,
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I DID FEEL LIKE THERE
WAS A CONNECTION.
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IT WAS THE BEST DAY
OF MY LIFE.
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OH, THANKS, MOM.
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SO SWEET.
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CRISTINA STARTED MIMICKING ME
FROM A VERY YOUNG AGE.
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INSTEAD OF HER PLAYING
WITH HER TOYS,
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OR PLAYING WITH THE OTHER KIDS,
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SHE WAS, LIKE,
ALWAYS IN MY FACE,
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SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME,
LISTENING TO EVERYTHING,
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WANTING TO BE
A PART OF EVERYTHING.
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I CAN JUST REMEMBER HER
GETTING DRESSED,
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AND I WOULD TRY
AND PUT THE BELTS ON,
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AND THE HEELS,
AND WALK ALONG WITH HER.
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I LOVE ROCK BANDS AND BIG HAIR,
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AND CRISTINA LOVES ROCK BANDS
AND BIG HAIR, TOO.
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CAN YOU HELP ME
PICK OUT SOMETHING TO WEAR?
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SO, I HAVE THIS BLACK
SEE-THROUGH THING.
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WE'RE FLASHY.
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WE'RE SEQUINS,
WE'RE RHINESTONES.
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ANYTHING THAT'S GOT A RHINESTONE
ON IT GETS ME GOING.
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YOU GONNA WEAR SOMETHING
UNDERNEATH THAT?
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A BRA WITH THE BLACK, LIKE,
SEE-THROUGH PANTS.
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OR THIS.
-I LIKE THAT.
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I COULD WEAR IT
WITH A BLACK SKIRT AND
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IT KIND OF GOES, YOU KNOW?
-ALL RIGHT.
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BEFORE I DO ANYTHING,
I WILL CALL HER
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AND SEE WHAT HER OPINION
IS ON IT AND VICE VERSA.
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I WAS THINKING
MAYBE THIS TOP.
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THAT'S SPARKLY.
I LIKE THAT.
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CRISTINA WAS 10 YEARS OLD
WHEN I HAD CARLY.
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WE'RE LIKE CARLY'S TWO MOTHERS.
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WE BOTH GIVE HER ADVICE.
WE BOTH TELL HER WHAT TO DO.
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ALL RIGHT, HERE,
YOU CAN CUT THE CHEESE.
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NO PUN INTENDED.
YOU CAN CUT THE CHEESE.
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SO FUNNY, MOM.
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YOU GUYS ARE WEARING
THE SAME SWEATER.
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REALLY?
SERIOUSLY?
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I ACTUALLY DIDN'T EVEN
NOTICE IT WHEN I WALKED IN.
220
00:10:21,034 --> 00:10:24,137
MY SISTER IS VERY OBSESSED
WITH MY MOM.
221
00:10:24,137 --> 00:10:27,758
AND MY MOM IS VERY OBSESSED
WITH MY SISTER.
222
00:10:27,758 --> 00:10:32,000
I DO FEEL LEFT OUT JUST BECAUSE
THEY ARE SO CLOSE.
223
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CARLY, DO YOU WANT
A RED SWEATER?
224
00:10:33,965 --> 00:10:35,793
OKAY, IF I WANT TO DRESS
LIKE YOU, CRISTINA,
225
00:10:35,793 --> 00:10:37,551
I'LL JUST DRESS
HALF NAKED.
226
00:10:37,551 --> 00:10:39,344
Kathy: OOH.
CARLY IS MY BABY.
227
00:10:39,344 --> 00:10:42,517
SHE THINKS I LIKE CRISTINA
BETTER, BUT IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.
228
00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:45,689
CARLY AND I ARE MOM
AND DAUGHTER.
229
00:10:45,689 --> 00:10:47,586
CRISTINA
AND I ARE LIKE FRIENDS.
230
00:10:50,448 --> 00:10:54,379
Carly:
MY MOM AND SISTER ARE ALWAYS SO
EXCITED TO SPEND TIME TOGETHER.
231
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IT'S LIKE THEY'RE IN THEIR OWN
LITTLE WORLD,
232
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AND NO ONE ELSE
IS INVITED IN.
233
00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:06,448
Cristina: IT WAS HARD FOR ME
WHEN I FIRST GOT MARRIED.
234
00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:07,896
I NEVER TOLD MY HUSBAND THAT,
235
00:11:07,896 --> 00:11:09,896
BUT IT WAS HARD
NOT LIVING WITH HER.
236
00:11:09,896 --> 00:11:12,379
Carly:
CARLITO!
237
00:11:12,379 --> 00:11:14,586
CARLO, MY HUSBAND,
HAS A PIZZA PLACE,
238
00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:15,827
AND HE WORKS A LOT.
239
00:11:15,827 --> 00:11:18,137
-HOW WAS WORK?
-BUSY.
240
00:11:18,137 --> 00:11:20,310
KISSES.
MWAH!
241
00:11:20,310 --> 00:11:23,551
I THINK I SPEND MORE TIME
WITH MY MOM THAN MY HUSBAND.
242
00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:27,931
SO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
FOR CARLO'S BIRTHDAY?
243
00:11:27,931 --> 00:11:29,241
WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
244
00:11:29,241 --> 00:11:31,517
I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD DO,
LIKE, HIS FAMILY,
245
00:11:31,517 --> 00:11:32,896
BROTHER, SISTERS.
246
00:11:32,896 --> 00:11:35,172
WILL THEY COME?
247
00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:36,551
GOOD QUESTION.
WILL THEY COME?
248
00:11:36,551 --> 00:11:39,137
I MEAN,
I DON'T KNOW.
249
00:11:39,137 --> 00:11:42,137
EVER SINCE I GOT WITH CARLO,
250
00:11:42,137 --> 00:11:44,275
I TRIED TO BE REALLY,
REALLY CLOSE WITH HIS FAMILY,
251
00:11:44,275 --> 00:11:45,862
AND I WAS IN THE BEGINNING.
252
00:11:45,862 --> 00:11:47,965
WE ALL GOT ALONG,
WE ALL DID THINGS TOGETHER.
253
00:11:47,965 --> 00:11:50,793
AS TIME WENT ON,
THERE WAS DISAGREEMENTS,
254
00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:53,551
AND THAT KIND OF STARTED
A LITTLE BIT OF A DIVIDE.
255
00:11:53,551 --> 00:11:54,793
WE HAVE TO TALK
TO CARLO FIRST,
256
00:11:54,793 --> 00:11:56,241
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO HAVE BOTH.
257
00:11:56,241 --> 00:11:58,275
YOU'RE EITHER GOING TO HAVE
FRIENDS OR FAMILY, RIGHT?
258
00:11:58,275 --> 00:11:59,413
RIGHT.
259
00:11:59,413 --> 00:12:00,482
-WHERE'S CARLO AT?
-I DON'T KNOW.
260
00:12:00,482 --> 00:12:03,241
CAR!
-WHAT'S UP?
261
00:12:03,241 --> 00:12:05,000
I'M TALKING ABOUT
YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY.
262
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,206
-OKAY.
-MY QUESTION IS THIS.
263
00:12:07,206 --> 00:12:08,965
YOU WANT TO HAVE
YOUR FAMILY THERE?
264
00:12:08,965 --> 00:12:11,206
I WANT TO GO OUT,
HAVE A GOOD TIME.
265
00:12:11,206 --> 00:12:12,344
OKAY, SO NO FAMILY.
266
00:12:12,344 --> 00:12:13,482
THAT'S IT.
NO.
267
00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:15,827
YOU SHOULD INVITE
YOUR FRIENDS.
268
00:12:15,827 --> 00:12:17,206
YOUR SINGLE FRIENDS.
-NO.
269
00:12:17,206 --> 00:12:18,793
KEEP YOUR FRIENDS
OUT OF THIS.
270
00:12:18,793 --> 00:12:22,413
WE DON'T NEED ANY,
UH, COUGARS.
271
00:12:22,413 --> 00:12:26,137
WHAT'S WRONG WITH COUGARS?
IT'S MORE FUN THAN YOUR FAMILY.
272
00:12:26,137 --> 00:12:28,241
[ LAUGHTER ]
273
00:12:28,241 --> 00:12:29,827
I'M JUST SAYING.
274
00:12:29,827 --> 00:12:32,517
IF YOU KEEP TELLING ME THAT,
I'M GONNA FLIP OUT.
275
00:12:32,517 --> 00:12:35,275
JUST INVITE PEOPLE THAT
LIKE ME AND CRISTINA.
276
00:12:35,275 --> 00:12:38,517
NO.
NOBODY LIKES YOU GUYS.
277
00:12:38,517 --> 00:12:40,448
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE
YOU CAN'T BE PART OF THIS.
278
00:12:40,448 --> 00:12:41,827
YOU'RE RIGHT.
279
00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:44,241
I'M DYING TO BE HANGING OUT
WITH MY MOTHER ALL DAY.
280
00:12:45,586 --> 00:12:47,896
[ LAUGHTER ]
281
00:12:47,896 --> 00:12:49,689
Carlo:
WHEN CRISTINA AND HER MOTHER
ARE TOGETHER,
282
00:12:49,689 --> 00:12:52,310
IT'S THEIR LITTLE BUBBLE,
283
00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:53,862
AND THEY DON'T LIKE
TO BE BOTHERED.
284
00:12:53,862 --> 00:12:55,586
IT'S EITHER YOU'RE IN
OR YOU'RE OUT.
285
00:12:55,586 --> 00:12:58,827
A LOT OF PEOPLE SEE IT TO BE
A LITTLE WEIRD,
286
00:12:58,827 --> 00:13:00,206
BUT, YOU KNOW,
IT'S MY WIFE,
287
00:13:00,206 --> 00:13:03,517
AND I'LL STAND BEHIND HER
TILL I DIE.
288
00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:05,413
I'M OUT OF HERE.
I'M GOING TO THE GYM.
289
00:13:05,413 --> 00:13:07,137
ADIOS.
290
00:13:08,965 --> 00:13:12,137
WHY DO YOU THINK HIS FAMILY
HAS SUCH A PROBLEM WITH ME?
291
00:13:12,137 --> 00:13:13,241
YOU KNOW WHAT?
292
00:13:13,241 --> 00:13:14,931
TO BE HONEST, I JUST
THINK IT'S, LIKE,
293
00:13:14,931 --> 00:13:16,620
THAT THEY THINK WE'RE,
LIKE, RIDICULOUS
294
00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:18,034
BECAUSE WE'RE
ALWAYS TOGETHER.
295
00:13:18,034 --> 00:13:20,448
LIKE, ANY TIME THAT
HIS SISTER CALLS ME,
296
00:13:20,448 --> 00:13:21,896
LIKE, TO GO FOR LUNCH,
I'M LIKE,
297
00:13:21,896 --> 00:13:23,931
"WELL, LET ME CALL MY MOM
AND SEE WHAT SHE'S DOING."
298
00:13:23,931 --> 00:13:25,862
LIKE, THAT I WANT
TO INCLUDE YOU ON IT.
299
00:13:25,862 --> 00:13:27,689
I DON'T WANT IT TO BE
A PROBLEM FOR YOU
300
00:13:27,689 --> 00:13:29,517
THAT I'M WITH YOU
ALL THE TIME.
301
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:30,862
NO, IT'S NOT.
WELL, BUT IT'S TOO BAD
302
00:13:30,862 --> 00:13:32,931
BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE
WITH ME NO MATTER WHAT.
303
00:13:32,931 --> 00:13:34,275
I'D LIKE
TO HAVE A PARTY.
304
00:13:34,275 --> 00:13:35,517
IT'LL BE
A LOT OF FUN.
305
00:13:35,517 --> 00:13:37,551
WE'LL DO IT UP THE WAY
WE WANT TO DO IT.
306
00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:39,586
I THINK WE SHOULD USE
THIS BIRTHDAY PARTY
307
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:42,310
AS MORE OF A THING
FOR CARLY.
308
00:13:42,310 --> 00:13:43,689
OKAY.
309
00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:45,482
THIS PARTY IS AT MY HOUSE,
AND I'M TRYING TO GET
310
00:13:45,482 --> 00:13:48,068
CARLY, MY YOUNGEST DAUGHTER,
MARRIED OFF.
311
00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:50,172
I'M GONNA TAKE ADVANTAGE
OF THE SITUATION
312
00:13:50,172 --> 00:13:52,758
BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW,
I MAY FIND A GUY FOR CARLY
313
00:13:52,758 --> 00:13:54,689
WHOSE FAMILY
ACTUALLY LIKES ME.
314
00:13:54,689 --> 00:13:57,448
Cristina:
SHE'S GOING TO HATE US,
BUT IN THE END, SHE MAY LOVE US.
315
00:13:57,448 --> 00:13:59,241
WHO KNOWS?
-I GOT STUFF TO DO AT THE HOUSE.
316
00:13:59,241 --> 00:14:00,551
ARE YOU COMING BY?
-YEAH.
317
00:14:00,551 --> 00:14:01,862
-WANT TO COME OVER?
-I'LL BE BY IN A LITTLE BIT.
318
00:14:01,862 --> 00:14:03,000
ALL RIGHT.
319
00:14:04,862 --> 00:14:07,241
ABOUT TO GET MY LIPS.
ABOUT TO GET MY LIPS.
320
00:14:07,241 --> 00:14:08,413
I DON'T AGREE.
321
00:14:08,413 --> 00:14:12,586
THE WONDERFUL MOTHER DOING THIS.
-OH, [BLEEP].
322
00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:14,896
IT'S PERFECT!
IT'S GOOD!
323
00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:19,068
I DO WORRY THAT THE BABY
WILL CHANGE THE DYNAMICS
324
00:14:19,068 --> 00:14:21,517
OF OUR RELATIONSHIP.
325
00:14:21,517 --> 00:14:24,413
MOTHER AND DAUGHTER.
BEAUTIFUL.
326
00:14:29,137 --> 00:14:31,655
I LIKE YOUR NAMES,
MIMI AND POPSIE.
327
00:14:31,655 --> 00:14:40,551
♪♪
328
00:14:40,551 --> 00:14:42,620
RIGHT NOW,
I'M SEVEN WEEKS PREGNANT.
329
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:46,000
JARED WANTED TO TELL OUR WHOLE
FAMILY WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER,
330
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,655
AND TELL EVERYBODY
IN PERSON,
331
00:14:47,655 --> 00:14:49,413
BUT I COULDN'T KEEP IT
A SECRET FROM MY MOM.
332
00:14:49,413 --> 00:14:52,206
I WAS JUST SO EXCITED, I JUST
FELT LIKE I HAD TO TELL HER.
333
00:14:52,206 --> 00:14:54,379
ARE YOU PREGNANT?
334
00:14:54,379 --> 00:14:56,310
OH, MY GOD!
335
00:14:56,310 --> 00:14:58,413
ARE YOU REALLY
PREGNANT?
336
00:14:58,413 --> 00:15:01,379
I DO FEEL BAD THAT I DIDN'T
KEEP MY PROMISE TO JARED.
337
00:15:01,379 --> 00:15:04,275
I HOPE NO ONE ELSE
FEELS BAD THAT I KNOW FIRST.
338
00:15:04,275 --> 00:15:06,068
THAT'S WHY YOU GOT
TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
339
00:15:06,068 --> 00:15:07,482
I KNOW.
I REALLY DO.
340
00:15:07,482 --> 00:15:09,275
I HOPE I DON'T SLIP.
341
00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:10,862
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU SAW KATHY?
342
00:15:10,862 --> 00:15:13,241
YOU KNOW?
-LAST TIME WE WERE HERE.
343
00:15:13,241 --> 00:15:14,965
WE'VE BEEN GOING TO KATHY
TO DRESS ME
344
00:15:14,965 --> 00:15:17,551
EVER SINCE
WE WERE SO YOUNG.
345
00:15:17,551 --> 00:15:22,000
I REMEMBER HER FIXING ALL OF
OUR, YOU KNOW, MATCHING OUTFITS.
346
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:25,206
WEARING MATCHING OUTFITS
IS MY MOM AND I'S THING.
347
00:15:25,206 --> 00:15:27,586
WE JUST HAVE SO MUCH FUN
DRESSING ALIKE,
348
00:15:27,586 --> 00:15:29,793
AND MY MOM HAS BEEN
BUYING ME CLOTHES
349
00:15:29,793 --> 00:15:32,172
THAT ARE SIMILAR TO HER
EVER SINCE I WAS YOUNG.
350
00:15:32,172 --> 00:15:34,344
IT'S JUST SO MUCH FUN TO HAVE
YOUR BEST FRIEND
351
00:15:34,344 --> 00:15:35,827
THAT YOU CAN SHARE THAT WITH.
352
00:15:35,827 --> 00:15:38,758
SO, AT 10 WEEKS, I'M GONNA
FIND OUT WHAT THE GENDER IS.
353
00:15:38,758 --> 00:15:39,827
OH, MY GOD.
354
00:15:39,827 --> 00:15:40,827
BUT I'M NOT GONNA,
LIKE, FIND OUT.
355
00:15:40,827 --> 00:15:42,103
-BUT I WANT TO KNOW!
-NO, NO.
356
00:15:42,103 --> 00:15:43,862
CAN I FIND OUT
AND NOT TELL YOU?
357
00:15:43,862 --> 00:15:46,379
NO, NO, NO.
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.
358
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:47,862
-OHH!
-NO, THEN YOU'RE GONNA SLIP.
359
00:15:47,862 --> 00:15:49,206
YOU SLIP WITH EVERYTHING.
-I'M SO EXCITED.
360
00:15:49,206 --> 00:15:50,793
YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST MOUTH.
AND, LIKE, I WANT TO KNOW,
361
00:15:50,793 --> 00:15:52,896
BUT I REALLY WANT TO DO
A GENDER REVEAL PARTY.
362
00:15:52,896 --> 00:15:55,068
SOMEONE HAS TO KNOW
TO MAKE THE PARTY, RIGHT?
363
00:15:55,068 --> 00:15:56,172
NO.
364
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:57,310
THE WAY IT WORKS IS
THE DOCTOR PUTS IT
365
00:15:57,310 --> 00:15:59,172
IN AN ENVELOPE
WHAT YOU ARE, BOY OR GIRL.
366
00:15:59,172 --> 00:16:00,344
YES.
367
00:16:00,344 --> 00:16:01,413
AND THEN YOU GIVE THEM
THE THING, LIKE, SECRETLY.
368
00:16:01,413 --> 00:16:02,551
LIKE, "I DON'T
WANT TO KNOW.
369
00:16:02,551 --> 00:16:05,034
JUST, LIKE, PUT THE CONFETTI
IN A THING."
370
00:16:05,034 --> 00:16:07,896
SO, ON THE DAY OF,
WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON
371
00:16:07,896 --> 00:16:11,172
TO SHOOT THE CONFETTI OUT,
IT'S EITHER PINK OR IT'S BLUE.
372
00:16:11,172 --> 00:16:13,586
OH, THAT'S
VERY INTERESTING.
373
00:16:13,586 --> 00:16:16,379
IT'S IMPORTANT FOR ME TO BE
INVOLVED IN CHER'S PREGNANCY
374
00:16:16,379 --> 00:16:18,275
BECAUSE I LOVE
CHER SO MUCH.
375
00:16:18,275 --> 00:16:19,586
SHE ONLY
HAS ONE DAUGHTER,
376
00:16:19,586 --> 00:16:22,137
SO SHE WANTS TO BE THERE
FOR EVERYTHING.
377
00:16:22,137 --> 00:16:23,275
RIGHT.
378
00:16:23,275 --> 00:16:25,758
IT'S SUCH A SPECIAL TIME
IN OUR LIVES.
379
00:16:25,758 --> 00:16:27,068
SO, WHERE
DO YOU WANT IT?
380
00:16:27,068 --> 00:16:29,137
DO YOU WANT TO DO IT
IN FLORIDA, THE GENDER?
381
00:16:29,137 --> 00:16:31,172
I DON'T KNOW.
WE'RE GOING BACK AND FORTH.
382
00:16:31,172 --> 00:16:33,724
OR HOW ABOUT CAN WE DO
TWO GENDER REVEALS,
383
00:16:33,724 --> 00:16:37,344
ONE HERE AND ONE AT...
-I CAN'T DO TWO GENDER REVEALS.
384
00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:39,172
WORD'S GONNA GET OUT.
-I KNOW.
385
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:43,344
I JUST WANTED TO HAVE, LIKE,
A PARTY WITH MY FRIENDS.
386
00:16:43,344 --> 00:16:45,448
KNOWING YOU,
YOU'LL MAKE IT EXTRAVAGANT.
387
00:16:45,448 --> 00:16:47,482
UH-HUH! I'M LOOKING
FORWARD TO IT.
388
00:16:47,482 --> 00:16:48,724
THAT'S WHY.
389
00:16:48,724 --> 00:16:50,689
I PROMISED JARED THAT WE WERE
GOING TO PLAN
390
00:16:50,689 --> 00:16:54,758
THIS GENDER REVEAL OURSELVES,
AND I KNOW MY MOM WANTS TO HELP.
391
00:16:54,758 --> 00:16:59,206
BALANCING WHAT MY MOM WANTS
AND WHAT JARED WANTS IS GONNA BE
392
00:16:59,206 --> 00:17:02,068
A LITTLE BIT CHALLENGING
THROUGHOUT THIS PREGNANCY.
393
00:17:02,068 --> 00:17:03,896
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE ARE.
394
00:17:06,655 --> 00:17:10,034
-HI!
-GOOD MORNING. HI, DAWN.
395
00:17:10,034 --> 00:17:11,517
SO, YOU HAVE THE DRESSES
FOR US TO TRY?
396
00:17:11,517 --> 00:17:12,724
YES, THEY'RE
HANGING UP THERE.
397
00:17:12,724 --> 00:17:13,896
-OKAY, GOOD.
-OKAY, GREAT.
398
00:17:13,896 --> 00:17:15,689
SO, YOU FIXED THE TOP.
HOPEFULLY IT WORKS.
399
00:17:15,689 --> 00:17:17,310
-YEAH, YEAH.
-WE'LL GO TO THE BACK.
400
00:17:17,310 --> 00:17:18,655
WE'LL CHANGE.
401
00:17:18,655 --> 00:17:20,551
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING,
OF COURSE,
402
00:17:20,551 --> 00:17:23,310
IS TO HAVE
A HEALTHY BABY.
403
00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:25,931
THAT'S
THE NUMBER 1 THING.
404
00:17:25,931 --> 00:17:29,310
BUT IF WE HAVE A LITTLE GIRL,
THAT WOULD BE SO WONDERFUL
405
00:17:29,310 --> 00:17:33,620
BECAUSE INSTEAD OF BEING TWINS,
WE COULD THEN BE TRIPLETS.
406
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:37,689
I THINK I'M GONNA CARRY THIS
TRADITION ON TO MY LITTLE ONE.
407
00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:40,551
-HI, KATHY.
-HI.
408
00:17:40,551 --> 00:17:42,517
WHAT DO YOU
THINK ABOUT THAT?
409
00:17:42,517 --> 00:17:45,551
SHE'LL GO SHOPPING AND SHE'LL
JUST BUY TWO OF EVERYTHING.
410
00:17:45,551 --> 00:17:46,689
LOOKS GOOD.
YOU LIKE IT?
411
00:17:46,689 --> 00:17:48,172
-YEAH, I LOVE IT.
-GOOD.
412
00:17:48,172 --> 00:17:49,413
SO BEAUTIFUL.
413
00:17:51,206 --> 00:17:54,517
I DO WORRY THAT THE BABY
WILL CHANGE, UM,
414
00:17:54,517 --> 00:17:56,931
THE DYNAMICS
OF OUR RELATIONSHIP.
415
00:17:56,931 --> 00:18:00,655
I DON'T THINK HAVING A BABY WILL
CHANGE OUR RELATIONSHIP AT ALL.
416
00:18:00,655 --> 00:18:02,586
I DON'T SEE
HOW IT WOULD.
417
00:18:02,586 --> 00:18:03,620
IT'S PERFECT!
418
00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:05,000
IT'S GOOD.
419
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,862
OH, IT'S PERFECT.
-CUTE!
420
00:18:06,862 --> 00:18:08,034
SHE DOESN'T
UNDERSTAND IT
421
00:18:08,034 --> 00:18:10,000
BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T HOLD
THE BABY YET.
422
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,551
WHEN YOU HOLD THAT BABY
IN YOUR ARMS,
423
00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:15,517
IT'S AN UNBELIEVABLE
FEELING.
424
00:18:15,517 --> 00:18:20,620
YOUR PRIORITIES
WILL BE YOUR CHILD.
425
00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:23,448
-IT LOOKS GOOD, DOESN'T IT?
-MOTHER AND DAUGHTER.
426
00:18:23,448 --> 00:18:26,310
BEAUTIFUL.
427
00:18:26,310 --> 00:18:29,137
I'LL ALWAYS BE THERE,
BUT I FEEL
428
00:18:29,137 --> 00:18:33,862
THAT I WILL BE A LITTLE BIT
ON THE BACK BURNER.
429
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:35,344
CUTE.
PERFECT.
430
00:18:35,344 --> 00:18:36,517
GOOD.
LOVE IT.
431
00:18:36,517 --> 00:18:45,103
♪♪
432
00:18:45,103 --> 00:18:47,206
WHOO!
VEGAS!
433
00:18:50,758 --> 00:18:52,068
-SO EXCITED!
-HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
434
00:18:52,068 --> 00:18:54,103
-21st!
-21.
435
00:18:54,103 --> 00:18:55,965
-WHOA.
-AND NEVER BEEN KISSED.
436
00:18:55,965 --> 00:18:59,724
-OOH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
-I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ALL THAT.
437
00:18:59,724 --> 00:19:06,965
SO, WE ARE SUPER EXCITED BECAUSE
IT MY PRINCESS'S 21st BIRTHDAY.
438
00:19:06,965 --> 00:19:08,344
SHE'S MORE EXCITED THAN ME,
CLEARLY.
439
00:19:08,344 --> 00:19:10,586
SO, NOW SHE'S LEGAL,
SHE CAN GO TO THE CLUB,
440
00:19:10,586 --> 00:19:13,241
SHE'S GOT HER FRIENDS
FLYING IN FROM EVERYWHERE.
441
00:19:13,241 --> 00:19:14,482
LOTS OF FUN.
442
00:19:14,482 --> 00:19:18,000
-YOU READY FOR YOUR SURPRISE?
-WHAT SURPRISE?
443
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,448
I'M SCARED, DUDE.
444
00:19:19,448 --> 00:19:20,965
YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME.
WHAT?
445
00:19:20,965 --> 00:19:25,275
I KNOW I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU,
AND DON'T BE FREAKING OUT.
446
00:19:25,275 --> 00:19:27,275
REMEMBER HOW YOU'VE BEEN
WANTING YOUR LIP INJECTIONS?
447
00:19:27,275 --> 00:19:30,103
NO!
448
00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:31,103
DO NOT.
449
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:32,482
SERIOUSLY, DO NOT.
450
00:19:32,482 --> 00:19:35,448
I HAVE A REALLY CLOSE
RELATIONSHIP WITH MY DAUGHTERS.
451
00:19:35,448 --> 00:19:38,241
SANDRA AND MARIAH TAKE IT
TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL, THOUGH.
452
00:19:38,241 --> 00:19:39,896
HEY, HEY, HEY.
453
00:19:39,896 --> 00:19:41,137
ABOUT TO GET MY LIPS.
454
00:19:41,137 --> 00:19:43,344
ABOUT TO GET MY LIPS.
ABOUT TO GET MY LIPS.
455
00:19:43,344 --> 00:19:44,551
ABOUT TO GET MY LIPS.
456
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,758
-KILL ME NOW.
-ACT HAPPY.
457
00:19:46,758 --> 00:19:48,310
-NO.
-ACT HAPPY.
458
00:19:48,310 --> 00:19:50,793
-I'M NOT GOING TO.
-COME ON, HEY!
459
00:19:50,793 --> 00:19:52,068
YEAH, PULL
DOWN THE SKIRT.
460
00:19:52,068 --> 00:19:53,965
I'M SO EXCITED.
OH, MY GOD.
461
00:19:53,965 --> 00:19:56,482
AREN'T
YOU EXCITED?
462
00:19:56,482 --> 00:19:57,586
HI!
463
00:19:57,586 --> 00:19:58,827
HOW ARE YOU?
464
00:19:58,827 --> 00:20:00,724
I AM THE GREATEST MOTHER.
465
00:20:00,724 --> 00:20:02,379
OOH.
466
00:20:02,379 --> 00:20:03,724
I JUST WANT
THEM LIKE THIS.
467
00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:04,827
LET ME SEE.
468
00:20:04,827 --> 00:20:07,620
JUST GO LIKE THIS.
YEAH.
469
00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:09,379
I JUST WANT
THEM LIKE THAT.
470
00:20:09,379 --> 00:20:10,896
I DON'T NEED
THE LIP INJECTIONS,
471
00:20:10,896 --> 00:20:12,551
BUT I'M NOT
GONNA OVERDO IT.
472
00:20:12,551 --> 00:20:13,758
I JUST KIND
OF LIKE HOW, LIKE,
473
00:20:13,758 --> 00:20:14,827
IT GIVES YOU MORE
OF A POUT, SO.
474
00:20:14,827 --> 00:20:17,000
I JUST REALLY WANT
TO DO IT ON THE TOP.
475
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,586
HMM?
I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND YOU.
476
00:20:18,586 --> 00:20:21,758
I NEED A LITTLE BIT
ON THE TOP.
477
00:20:21,758 --> 00:20:24,000
-YOU CAN BACK OUT NOW.
-I DON'T WANT TO BACK OUT.
478
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,275
I THINK YOU SHOULD.
479
00:20:25,275 --> 00:20:27,068
THIS IS THE BACKING OUT
I'M DOING.
480
00:20:27,068 --> 00:20:29,103
OH, MY GOSH.
481
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,724
THIS IS, LIKE, UNREAL.
SERIOUSLY.
482
00:20:31,724 --> 00:20:33,758
OH, MY GOD, NO.
PLEASE.
483
00:20:33,758 --> 00:20:35,482
I WISH I COULD BOUNCE IT,
THOUGH.
484
00:20:35,482 --> 00:20:36,965
OH, MY GOD.
485
00:20:36,965 --> 00:20:38,827
I THINK THIS IS THE MOST
RIDICULOUS THING
486
00:20:38,827 --> 00:20:40,482
I'VE EVER SEEN
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
487
00:20:40,482 --> 00:20:41,689
SHE'S GORGEOUS.
488
00:20:41,689 --> 00:20:44,137
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN, LIKE,
CHANGE YOUR FACE?
489
00:20:44,137 --> 00:20:45,310
OH, HERE WE GO!
490
00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:46,379
-HI.
-WELCOME.
491
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:47,413
Sandra:
HOW ARE YOU?
492
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:48,413
I'M DR. MIRKIA,
NICE TO MEET YOU.
493
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:49,793
HI, NICE TO MEET YOU.
JENNIFER.
494
00:20:49,793 --> 00:20:51,862
-YES.
-BEAUTIFUL.
495
00:20:51,862 --> 00:20:54,482
GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
THIS IS MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER.
496
00:20:54,482 --> 00:20:55,482
-HI.
-HI, NICE TO MEET YOU.
497
00:20:55,482 --> 00:20:57,103
YOU'RE VERY PRETTY.
498
00:20:57,103 --> 00:21:01,206
I WANT TO LOOK JUST LIKE
MY DAUGHTER.
499
00:21:01,206 --> 00:21:04,310
THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE, LIKE,
GET A PICTURE OF A CELEBRITY,
500
00:21:04,310 --> 00:21:06,379
AND THEY WOULD SAY, "I WANT TO
LOOK LIKE THIS PERSON."
501
00:21:06,379 --> 00:21:09,172
BUT WHEN I ASKED SANDRA
WHAT SHE WANTS TO LOOK LIKE,
502
00:21:09,172 --> 00:21:10,655
OR WHO SHE WANTS TO LOOK LIKE,
503
00:21:10,655 --> 00:21:12,965
SHE SAYS, "HER DAUGHTER,"
WHICH IS VERY UNUSUAL.
504
00:21:12,965 --> 00:21:15,241
YOU HAVE
A BEAUTIFUL SMILE,
505
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:16,586
AND YOU HAVE
A WONDERFUL MOTHER.
506
00:21:16,586 --> 00:21:17,965
-THANK YOU.
-YAY.
507
00:21:17,965 --> 00:21:20,793
-I DON'T AGREE.
-WHICH ONE DON'T YOU AGREE WITH?
508
00:21:20,793 --> 00:21:23,724
THE WONDERFUL MOTHER
DOING THIS.
509
00:21:23,724 --> 00:21:26,275
WE'RE GOING OUT TONIGHT, SO
THEY'RE GONNA LOOK LIKE BRUISED.
510
00:21:26,275 --> 00:21:27,275
-NO, THEY'RE NOT GONNA...
-OH, YES.
511
00:21:27,275 --> 00:21:28,655
WE'RE NOT?
WHOO-HOO!
512
00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:30,793
YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA BE ABLE
TO DRINK TONIGHT.
513
00:21:30,793 --> 00:21:31,827
NO.
WHO SAYS THAT?
514
00:21:31,827 --> 00:21:33,172
YOUR FACE IS GONNA BE NUMB.
-NO, NO.
515
00:21:33,172 --> 00:21:35,241
-HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
-LIKE, IT'S GONNA BE ALL DOWN.
516
00:21:35,241 --> 00:21:37,034
I DON'T WANT TO DRINK.
I JUST WANT LIPS.
517
00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:38,551
-OH, WAIT A SECOND. WHO SAYS...
-EVEN WATER.
518
00:21:38,551 --> 00:21:39,862
YOU'RE GONNA, LIKE...
-HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
519
00:21:39,862 --> 00:21:42,068
MAY I JUST TALK AS THE ACTUAL
SURGEON WHO DOES IT?
520
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:44,655
EXACTLY.
521
00:21:44,655 --> 00:21:46,241
THEY WILL BE DRINKING AS MUCH
AS THEY WANT,
522
00:21:46,241 --> 00:21:47,586
THEY CAN EAT
WHATEVER THEY WANT.
523
00:21:47,586 --> 00:21:50,068
AND THEY'RE NOT GONNA LOOK
LIKE MUPPETS?
524
00:21:50,068 --> 00:21:53,620
-ABSOLUTELY NOT.
-OKAY. WELL, WE'LL SEE.
525
00:21:53,620 --> 00:21:54,896
-OKAY, LAY BACK FOR ME.
-OKAY.
526
00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:56,172
-ARE YOU COMFORTABLE?
-YEAH.
527
00:21:56,172 --> 00:21:58,034
OKAY.
ENJOY THE RIDE.
528
00:21:59,620 --> 00:22:01,689
YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS GOING IN,
OKAY?
529
00:22:01,689 --> 00:22:10,034
♪♪
530
00:22:10,034 --> 00:22:12,000
-SIT DOWN.
-THANK YOU.
531
00:22:15,241 --> 00:22:18,206
Dr. Kiarash:
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
RELAX.
532
00:22:18,206 --> 00:22:19,862
IT'S JUST GONNA BE PUMPED UP
A LITTLE BIT MORE.
533
00:22:19,862 --> 00:22:21,000
THAT'S IT.
OKAY?
534
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,413
I CAN PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
535
00:22:22,413 --> 00:22:24,827
AND THEN THAT WOULD DO
THE SAME THING, WOULDN'T IT?
536
00:22:26,931 --> 00:22:30,310
Dr. Kiarash:
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
A BEAUTIFUL RESULT.
537
00:22:30,310 --> 00:22:31,896
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
538
00:22:31,896 --> 00:22:37,068
♪♪
539
00:22:37,068 --> 00:22:38,379
SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
540
00:22:38,379 --> 00:22:40,000
ISN'T SHE GORGEOUS?
541
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,482
OH, [BLEEP].
542
00:22:45,931 --> 00:22:48,793
IT'S A LITTLE EXTRA.
543
00:22:48,793 --> 00:22:50,862
THIS IS ONE SYRINGE?
544
00:22:50,862 --> 00:22:52,758
I'LL JUST SAY,
"I TOLD YOU SO."
545
00:22:52,758 --> 00:22:55,517
IT'S A LITTLE SWOLLEN, SO...
546
00:22:55,517 --> 00:22:59,034
IT'S SUPER FULL,
AND I CANNOT EVEN TALK.
547
00:23:02,551 --> 00:23:05,344
Sandra:
LET'S GO GET VEGAS STARTED.
WHOO! WHOO!
548
00:23:05,344 --> 00:23:06,344
YEAH!
549
00:23:06,344 --> 00:23:07,793
IT WAS AN EXCITING EXPERIENCE
550
00:23:07,793 --> 00:23:09,724
TO BE ABLE TO DO THIS
WITH MY DAUGHTER.
551
00:23:09,724 --> 00:23:12,379
JEN WILL HAVE TO GET OVER IT.
-YEAH.
552
00:23:12,379 --> 00:23:13,965
YEAH, WE'RE DONE
WITH OUR COLORS.
553
00:23:13,965 --> 00:23:15,344
LET'S GET
VEGAS STARTED.
554
00:23:15,344 --> 00:23:16,551
Sandra:
AT THE END OF THE DAY,
I'M GONNA DO
555
00:23:16,551 --> 00:23:18,310
WHAT I WANT TO DO
WITH MY DAUGHTER.
556
00:23:21,344 --> 00:23:23,931
-THANK YOU.
-YOU'RE WELCOME.
557
00:23:23,931 --> 00:23:26,310
Mariah:
I LITERALLY CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING.
558
00:23:26,310 --> 00:23:28,689
-I'M SO EMBARRASSED.
-WHY WOULD YOU BE EMBARRASSED?
559
00:23:28,689 --> 00:23:30,862
I AM SO EMBARRASSED,
IT'S RIDICULOUS.
560
00:23:30,862 --> 00:23:32,172
EMBARRASSED ABOUT WHAT?
561
00:23:32,172 --> 00:23:35,068
SHE MAY HATE US NOW,
BUT SHE WILL THANK US LATER.
562
00:23:35,068 --> 00:23:37,344
YOU THINK PINNING THE GUY
DOWN ON VALENTINE'S DAY
563
00:23:37,344 --> 00:23:38,724
IS THE APPROPRIATE
TIME?
564
00:23:38,724 --> 00:23:40,862
I NEED TO KNOW
IF HE'S FOLLOWING THROUGH.
565
00:23:40,862 --> 00:23:42,344
SURE, AND, UH...
566
00:23:42,344 --> 00:23:44,413
AND IF HE DIDN'T, HE'S
GONNA HEAR FROM ME TONIGHT.
567
00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:50,965
♪ IT'S YOUR DAY ♪
568
00:23:51,965 --> 00:23:55,379
♪ IT'S YOUR DAY ♪
569
00:23:56,379 --> 00:23:59,724
♪ IT'S YOUR DAY ♪
570
00:24:00,827 --> 00:24:02,931
♪ IT'S YOUR DAY ♪
571
00:24:06,344 --> 00:24:07,758
Angelica:
I'VE BEEN HELPING MY MOTHER
GET DRESSED
572
00:24:07,758 --> 00:24:10,896
SINCE I WAS, LIKE, SIX.
573
00:24:10,896 --> 00:24:13,413
I DON'T KNOW, IT'S JUST A THING
THAT WE DO.
574
00:24:13,413 --> 00:24:15,931
SHE DOESN'T HELP ME, I HELP
HER, WHICH IS INTERESTING.
575
00:24:15,931 --> 00:24:17,896
THERE'S A WAY THAT I PUT
HER SHIRT ON SO
576
00:24:17,896 --> 00:24:21,482
IT DOESN'T MESS UP
HER MAKEUP OR HER HAIR.
577
00:24:21,482 --> 00:24:25,068
IT'S A -- IT'S LIKE A TECHNIQUE.
578
00:24:25,068 --> 00:24:27,482
Sunhe: HER HELPING ME
IN THE MORNINGS
579
00:24:27,482 --> 00:24:32,448
REALLY MAKES ME FEEL
THE BOND BETWEEN US.
580
00:24:32,448 --> 00:24:33,862
IS THAT GOOD?
581
00:24:33,862 --> 00:24:35,655
-YEAH.
-OKAY.
582
00:24:35,655 --> 00:24:38,000
Angelica:
IT'S BEEN KIND OF TENSE
SINCE JASON ASKED ME
583
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,310
TO MOVE IN WITH HIM.
584
00:24:39,310 --> 00:24:41,000
MY MOM'S BEEN KIND OF DISTANT,
585
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,448
AND I THINK IT'S BECAUSE
SHE DOESN'T WANT ME TO MOVE IN.
586
00:24:43,448 --> 00:24:46,551
SHE WANTS US TO STAY HERE
AND LIVE TOGETHER.
587
00:24:46,551 --> 00:24:48,551
I HAVEN'T GIVEN JASON
AN ANSWER YET,
588
00:24:48,551 --> 00:24:50,413
BUT I KNOW I NEED
TO MAKE A DECISION SOON
589
00:24:50,413 --> 00:24:52,862
BECAUSE HE'S NOT GONNA
WAIT FOREVER.
590
00:24:52,862 --> 00:24:56,068
-SO, BRETT'S COMING TONIGHT?
-YES, HE IS.
591
00:24:56,068 --> 00:24:59,000
I'M SUPER EXCITED
TO GET TO SEE HIM.
592
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,827
I'M SURE HE FEELS
THE SAME, YEAH.
593
00:25:01,827 --> 00:25:06,482
TODAY, BRETT, MY FIANCé, IS
ARRIVING FROM OMAHA, NEBRASKA,
594
00:25:06,482 --> 00:25:08,413
AND I AM SUPER EXCITED
595
00:25:08,413 --> 00:25:12,620
BECAUSE IT'S BEEN TWO MONTHS
SINCE WE LAST SAW EACH OTHER.
596
00:25:12,620 --> 00:25:14,586
WE HAVE PLANS
FOR VALENTINE'S DINNER,
597
00:25:14,586 --> 00:25:19,137
AND JASON AND ANGELICA
ARE GOING TO BE JOINING US.
598
00:25:19,137 --> 00:25:25,103
-SO, YOU FEELING OKAY?
-MM...
599
00:25:25,103 --> 00:25:26,517
I'M ALL RIGHT.
600
00:25:26,517 --> 00:25:29,655
Sunhe: I AM NOT LOOKING FORWARD
TO SEEING JASON TONIGHT,
601
00:25:29,655 --> 00:25:31,655
BUT I'M WILLING
TO TOLERATE HIM
602
00:25:31,655 --> 00:25:34,758
BECAUSE ANGELICA
IS GOING TO BE WITH ME.
603
00:25:34,758 --> 00:25:38,862
FOR TONIGHT'S DINNER,
I'LL TRY TO BE NICE.
604
00:25:38,862 --> 00:25:40,241
CAN YOU?
605
00:25:40,241 --> 00:25:43,000
PLEASE.
IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY.
606
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,344
I WANT IT
TO BE NICE.
607
00:25:44,344 --> 00:25:46,413
-I DO, TOO.
-ALL RIGHT, MOM.
608
00:25:46,413 --> 00:25:48,034
LOVE YOU.
609
00:25:48,034 --> 00:25:50,068
Angelica: I'M LOOKING FORWARD
TO BRETT'S ARRIVAL
610
00:25:50,068 --> 00:25:53,103
BECAUSE HE'S THE ONLY ONE
THAT CAN REASON WITH MY MOM.
611
00:25:53,103 --> 00:25:57,896
HE'LL BE THE CALM
IN THE STORM RIGHT NOW.
612
00:25:57,896 --> 00:25:59,413
OH, MY BABY.
613
00:26:04,310 --> 00:26:05,931
OPEN IT UP, BABE.
614
00:26:10,689 --> 00:26:12,586
THIS STUFF BEHIND THIS,
HIS NAME OVER THERE.
615
00:26:12,586 --> 00:26:13,620
SEE?
616
00:26:13,620 --> 00:26:15,000
OH, THOSE
CAME OUT NICE.
617
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,517
Kathy: TONIGHT IS CARLO'S
BIRTHDAY PARTY, AND CRISTINA
618
00:26:17,517 --> 00:26:20,310
AND I ARE RUSHING AROUND
TRYING TO GET EVERYTHING DONE.
619
00:26:20,310 --> 00:26:22,724
THE THEME OF THE PARTY
IS AN ITALIAN THEME.
620
00:26:22,724 --> 00:26:25,931
AN ITALIAN-FLAG CAKE,
ITALIAN DECORATIONS,
621
00:26:25,931 --> 00:26:28,827
AND WE HAVE ITALIAN MEN.
622
00:26:28,827 --> 00:26:31,689
MY YOUNGEST DAUGHTER DOES NOT
KNOW THAT WE'RE USING THIS PARTY
623
00:26:31,689 --> 00:26:33,310
TO SET HER UP WITH SOMEBODY.
624
00:26:33,310 --> 00:26:35,206
IF SHE KNEW ABOUT IT,
625
00:26:35,206 --> 00:26:37,034
I DON'T THINK
SHE'D BE HAPPY WITH THAT AT ALL.
626
00:26:37,034 --> 00:26:39,517
I DON'T THINK SHE'D LIKE THAT.
627
00:26:39,517 --> 00:26:41,448
Cristina:
CROSS, CAN YOU PICK UP
THOSE HOOKS ON THE GROUND?
628
00:26:41,448 --> 00:26:43,034
-GUESS WHAT, GUYS?
-SO WE DON'T STEP ON THEM.
629
00:26:43,034 --> 00:26:44,448
YOU DON'T GET TO COME
TO THE PARTY.
630
00:26:44,448 --> 00:26:45,689
OH, THAT'S NICE, MOM.
631
00:26:45,689 --> 00:26:46,965
REAL NICE.
632
00:26:46,965 --> 00:26:48,137
WE'RE GONNA
HAVE SO MUCH FUN.
633
00:26:48,137 --> 00:26:49,137
MOM!
634
00:26:49,137 --> 00:26:50,931
WE'RE ALWAYS
PLANNING SOMETHING.
635
00:26:53,344 --> 00:26:55,172
WE COME UP
WITH GREAT IDEAS.
636
00:26:55,172 --> 00:26:57,724
IF WE HAVE A BIRTHDAY PARTY AND
THERE'S A COLOR SCHEME GOING ON,
637
00:26:57,724 --> 00:26:58,965
WE ALL WEAR THAT COLOR.
638
00:26:58,965 --> 00:27:01,241
WE WEAR THE COLOR.
I LOVE THEMES.
639
00:27:01,241 --> 00:27:04,620
-OH, MY GOD.
-GOOD STUFF.
640
00:27:06,310 --> 00:27:07,758
YEAH, AT LEAST
WE THINK SO.
641
00:27:07,758 --> 00:27:09,551
I MEAN, I KNOW SO.
THEY'RE GOOD.
642
00:27:09,551 --> 00:27:11,137
THEY'RE GOOD IDEAS.
643
00:27:14,517 --> 00:27:16,620
-HEY, CAR, HOW YOU DOING?
-HI.
644
00:27:16,620 --> 00:27:18,172
DO YOU GUYS NEED HELP
WITH ANYTHING?
645
00:27:18,172 --> 00:27:20,275
-NOT THIS.
-WHAT IS IT WITH THE TWO OF YOU?
646
00:27:20,275 --> 00:27:22,620
YOU ALWAYS COME IN
WHEN EVERYTHING'S DONE.
647
00:27:22,620 --> 00:27:26,310
-SO, IS CARLO EXCITED?
-UH, I DON'T KNOW.
648
00:27:26,310 --> 00:27:28,206
I MEAN, I THINK SO.
-OF COURSE HE IS.
649
00:27:28,206 --> 00:27:29,448
WHEN IS THE LAST TIME
THAT ANYBODY HAD
650
00:27:29,448 --> 00:27:32,241
A PARTY FOR HIM?
-WHO'S COMING TO THE PARTY?
651
00:27:32,241 --> 00:27:35,482
UM...
I DON'T KNOW.
652
00:27:35,482 --> 00:27:37,000
LIKE, HIS FRIENDS.
653
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,172
SOME OF THE GUYS YOU KNOW,
654
00:27:38,172 --> 00:27:39,482
SOME OF THE GUYS
I DON'T KNOW.
655
00:27:39,482 --> 00:27:41,862
YOU ALWAYS
KNOW HIS FRIENDS.
656
00:27:41,862 --> 00:27:43,000
-JENNA'S GONNA COME.
-OH.
657
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:46,517
SHE'S GONNA BRING, UM,
A GUY FROM WORK.
658
00:27:46,517 --> 00:27:49,793
OKAY.
659
00:27:49,793 --> 00:27:51,413
WHY IS SHE
BRINGING A GUY?
660
00:27:54,413 --> 00:27:56,758
YEAH, HE'S, LIKE,
A NICE ITALIAN GUY.
661
00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:59,827
YOU KNOW, HE'S SINGLE.
-ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
662
00:27:59,827 --> 00:28:04,517
WE THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE FUNNY.
663
00:28:04,517 --> 00:28:06,379
NOT FUNNY.
-NOT FUNNY.
664
00:28:06,379 --> 00:28:09,310
WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD
IDEA IF WE INVITED SOME GUYS
665
00:28:09,310 --> 00:28:12,586
THAT WERE SINGLE THAT
COULD POSSIBLY MEET YOU.
666
00:28:12,586 --> 00:28:14,758
SOME ITALIAN GUYS.
667
00:28:14,758 --> 00:28:20,655
SO YOU'RE BRINGING GUYS TO
CARLO'S BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR ME?
668
00:28:20,655 --> 00:28:22,620
WHEN I WAS YOUNGER,
I DID NOT LIKE THAT MY MOM
669
00:28:22,620 --> 00:28:25,655
WAS SO INTRUSIVE
IN EVERY ASPECT OF MY LIFE.
670
00:28:25,655 --> 00:28:26,965
BUT NOW THAT I'M MARRIED,
671
00:28:26,965 --> 00:28:28,758
I SEE THAT SHE WAS
TOTALLY RIGHT.
672
00:28:28,758 --> 00:28:30,379
I'M REALLY ANNOYED.
673
00:28:30,379 --> 00:28:32,724
Cristina:
WE ABSOLUTELY KNOW
WHAT'S BEST FOR CARLY.
674
00:28:32,724 --> 00:28:36,172
SHE MAY HATE US NOW,
BUT SHE WILL THANK US LATER.
675
00:28:36,172 --> 00:28:39,068
I DON'T WANT TO BE SET UP,
ESPECIALLY BY YOU TWO.
676
00:28:39,068 --> 00:28:40,413
WHY?
677
00:28:40,413 --> 00:28:41,827
WE'RE THE PERFECT JUDGES
OF WHO YOU SHOULD BE WITH.
678
00:28:41,827 --> 00:28:43,586
RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA PICK
A PERFECT PERSON FOR YOU.
679
00:28:43,586 --> 00:28:45,482
I DON'T WANT
TO BE SET UP.
680
00:28:45,482 --> 00:28:48,551
WHEN IT COMES TO MY MOM
AND SISTER, I FEEL GANGED UP ON.
681
00:28:48,551 --> 00:28:50,275
THEY KIND OF PEER PRESSURE ME.
682
00:28:50,275 --> 00:28:54,310
IT'S ANNOYING, DEFINITELY,
BUT THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO.
683
00:28:54,310 --> 00:28:55,793
I'M SO EMBARRASSED.
684
00:28:55,793 --> 00:28:57,413
WHY WOULD YOU BE EMBARRASSED?
WHY WOULD YOU BE EMBARRASSED?
685
00:28:57,413 --> 00:28:58,655
I AM SO EMBARRASSED
IT'S RIDICULOUS.
686
00:28:58,655 --> 00:29:00,448
-EMBARRASSED ABOUT WHAT?
-ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
687
00:29:00,448 --> 00:29:01,758
ALL ITALIAN GUYS?
688
00:29:01,758 --> 00:29:03,724
OH, MY FAVORITE.
-YOU SHOULD EMBRACE THIS.
689
00:29:03,724 --> 00:29:05,793
I'M SO UPSET.
690
00:29:05,793 --> 00:29:07,413
IT WAS HER IDEA.
691
00:29:07,413 --> 00:29:09,034
NO, IT WASN'T!
692
00:29:09,034 --> 00:29:10,896
YOU'RE MAKING THIS
SO UNCOMFORTABLE.
693
00:29:10,896 --> 00:29:13,724
I WILL, LIKE, NOT GO.
694
00:29:13,724 --> 00:29:15,000
OH, YOU'RE COMING.
695
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,793
THIS IS YOUR BROTHER-IN-LAW'S
BIRTHDAY PARTY.
696
00:29:16,793 --> 00:29:18,034
I'LL LET YOU KNOW.
697
00:29:18,034 --> 00:29:20,724
IF THEY'RE COUNTING ON ME
TO AMUSE THEM
698
00:29:20,724 --> 00:29:23,448
AT CARLO'S BIRTHDAY PARTY,
THEY'RE WRONG.
699
00:29:23,448 --> 00:29:27,137
MY MOM MIGHT HAVE BEEN ABLE
TO TURN CRISTINA INTO A CLONE,
700
00:29:27,137 --> 00:29:28,413
BUT THAT'S NOT ME.
701
00:29:28,413 --> 00:29:29,827
THE LAST THING IN THE WORLD
702
00:29:29,827 --> 00:29:32,310
I WANT TO BE
IS EXACTLY LIKE THEM.
703
00:29:32,310 --> 00:29:35,793
CARLY, COME ON.
YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A BABY NOW.
704
00:29:35,793 --> 00:29:36,827
CARLY!
705
00:29:36,827 --> 00:29:38,551
THIS IS CARLO'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.
706
00:29:38,551 --> 00:29:39,862
YOU'RE GONNA BE THERE.
707
00:29:41,137 --> 00:29:43,137
LOOK AT
ALL THE PEOPLE!
708
00:29:43,137 --> 00:29:46,931
I HAVE TO KEEP THAT STRAIGHT
FACE AND BE VERY SURPRISED.
709
00:29:46,931 --> 00:29:48,137
DID CHER
TELL YOU ANYTHING?
710
00:29:48,137 --> 00:29:52,413
♪♪
711
00:29:53,793 --> 00:29:59,379
♪♪
712
00:29:59,379 --> 00:30:04,896
♪♪
713
00:30:04,896 --> 00:30:06,758
I'M VERY EXCITED THAT MY FIANCé,
714
00:30:06,758 --> 00:30:10,827
BRETT, IS COMING
FOR THE VALENTINE'S WEEKEND.
715
00:30:10,827 --> 00:30:13,586
BRETT LIVES IN OMAHA, NEBRASKA.
716
00:30:13,586 --> 00:30:18,172
WE SEE EACH OTHER MAYBE
EVERY OTHER MONTH.
717
00:30:18,172 --> 00:30:20,000
HEY, BABY!
718
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,206
HI, BABY.
HOW ARE YOU?
719
00:30:21,206 --> 00:30:24,896
OH, MY GOSH.
HOW WAS THE FLIGHT?
720
00:30:24,896 --> 00:30:27,586
I'M JUST NOT IN A RUSH
TO GET MARRIED.
721
00:30:27,586 --> 00:30:29,034
I'M GONNA BE HONEST,
722
00:30:29,034 --> 00:30:32,586
I WOULD BE OKAY JUST BEING
ENGAGED FOR A VERY LONG TIME.
723
00:30:32,586 --> 00:30:34,896
I WANT TO REALLY MAKE SURE
THAT MY DAUGHTER'S OKAY BEFORE
724
00:30:34,896 --> 00:30:38,275
I TREAT MYSELF
TO SOMETHING.
725
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,206
-DID YOU MISS MY VEGAS BOMB?
-OH, YES.
726
00:30:43,206 --> 00:30:44,758
I ONLY HAVE THEM
WHEN I COME OUT HERE.
727
00:30:44,758 --> 00:30:46,586
ANGELICA HAS AFFECTION FOR BRETT
728
00:30:46,586 --> 00:30:49,551
BECAUSE SHE SEES
THE WAY HE TREATS ME.
729
00:30:49,551 --> 00:30:53,310
HE ENJOYS AND LOVES SPENDING
TIME WITH ANGELICA, AS WELL.
730
00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:54,965
SO, HOW
IS ANGELICA DOING?
731
00:30:54,965 --> 00:30:57,103
I'M JUST A LITTLE
CONCERNED, THAT'S ALL.
732
00:30:57,103 --> 00:30:59,413
-WITH?
-JASON.
733
00:30:59,413 --> 00:31:01,931
HE'S ASKED HER TO MOVE
IN WITH HIM.
734
00:31:01,931 --> 00:31:03,103
REALLY?
735
00:31:03,103 --> 00:31:04,413
I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT
736
00:31:04,413 --> 00:31:09,827
BECAUSE HE STILL HAS
TO FINALIZE HIS DIVORCE.
737
00:31:09,827 --> 00:31:13,896
HE STILL HAS BELONGINGS FROM
HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND AT HIS HOUSE.
738
00:31:13,896 --> 00:31:16,551
-AH.
-SO, I'M VERY SUSPICIOUS OF HIM.
739
00:31:16,551 --> 00:31:17,724
MAYBE HE'S LAZY.
740
00:31:17,724 --> 00:31:18,862
MAYBE HE JUST DOESN'T WANT
TO DEAL WITH IT.
741
00:31:18,862 --> 00:31:21,758
I DON'T CARE IF HE'S LAZY
OR NOT.
742
00:31:21,758 --> 00:31:24,034
I'M NOT GIVING THIS GUY
ANY EXCUSES.
743
00:31:24,034 --> 00:31:27,413
HE JUST NEEDS TO GET
HIS ACT STRAIGHT.
744
00:31:27,413 --> 00:31:28,862
SUNHE AND ANGELICA HAVE PROBABLY
745
00:31:28,862 --> 00:31:30,965
ONE OF THE MOST
INTERESTING RELATIONSHIPS
746
00:31:30,965 --> 00:31:32,551
I'VE EVER ENCOUNTERED.
747
00:31:32,551 --> 00:31:36,068
SUNHE CAN BE A VERY DEMANDING
INDIVIDUAL OF HER DAUGHTER.
748
00:31:36,068 --> 00:31:38,965
I FEEL THAT SUNHE DOES PLAY
A MAJOR ROLE
749
00:31:38,965 --> 00:31:41,275
IN ANGELICA AND JASON'S
RELATIONSHIP.
750
00:31:41,275 --> 00:31:43,862
I KIND OF HAVE AN INCLINATION
THAT HER MOVING IN
751
00:31:43,862 --> 00:31:47,655
WITH HIM MAY TAKE SOME OF YOU
AND HER TIME AWAY.
752
00:31:47,655 --> 00:31:48,965
ABSOLUTELY!
753
00:31:48,965 --> 00:31:54,137
I THINK YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE
BIT AGAINST THAT.
754
00:31:54,137 --> 00:31:55,689
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE
DINNER WITH THEM TONIGHT.
755
00:31:55,689 --> 00:31:57,310
I WANT TO SEE IF HE'S
FOLLOWED THROUGH
756
00:31:57,310 --> 00:31:59,620
ON ANY OF THE THINGS
THAT HE SAID HE WAS GONNA DO.
757
00:31:59,620 --> 00:32:01,965
YOU THINK PINNING THE GUY
DOWN ON VALENTINE'S DAY
758
00:32:01,965 --> 00:32:06,689
IS THE APPROPRIATE TIME
TO DO IT?
759
00:32:06,689 --> 00:32:08,344
BUT WHEN IS THE PERFECT
TIME, THOUGH?
760
00:32:08,344 --> 00:32:10,586
YEAH, BUT, HONEY,
IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY, YOU KNOW?
761
00:32:10,586 --> 00:32:12,275
I DON'T CARE.
762
00:32:12,275 --> 00:32:17,551
NO ONE IS GOING TO LOVE
MY DAUGHTER THE WAY I DO.
763
00:32:17,551 --> 00:32:19,000
YOU DON'T NEED TO UNDERSTAND,
764
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,448
NOR DOES ANYONE ELSE
HAS TO UNDERSTAND.
765
00:32:21,448 --> 00:32:24,724
IT'S MY JOB AS A MOM
AND AS HER BEST FRIEND,
766
00:32:24,724 --> 00:32:26,517
HER PARTNER IN LIFE.
767
00:32:26,517 --> 00:32:28,620
IT IS MY CONCERN.
768
00:32:28,620 --> 00:32:33,344
AND THINKING ABOUT IT RIGHT
NOW KIND OF MAKES ME CRY
769
00:32:33,344 --> 00:32:36,034
BECAUSE I WANT TO MAKE SURE
THAT SHE'S GOING TO BE OKAY.
770
00:32:40,275 --> 00:32:42,482
I WANT HER TO BE HAPPY.
771
00:32:42,482 --> 00:32:44,413
I'M SAYING THIS BECAUSE
I CARE ABOUT HER
772
00:32:44,413 --> 00:32:46,586
AND YOUR FEELINGS,
AS WELL, SO...
773
00:32:46,586 --> 00:32:49,482
I KNOW, BUT I NEED TO KNOW
IF HE'S FOLLOWING THROUGH.
774
00:32:49,482 --> 00:32:50,965
SURE, AND, UH...
775
00:32:50,965 --> 00:32:52,620
AND IF HE DIDN'T, HE'S
GONNA HEAR FROM ME TONIGHT.
776
00:32:52,620 --> 00:32:55,862
AND I BELIEVE
THAT 100%.
777
00:32:55,862 --> 00:32:58,000
ONCE YOU SINK YOUR TEETH INTO
SOMETHING, YOU DON'T LET GO,
778
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,379
SO I FEEL SORRY FOR THE GUY
THIS EVENING.
779
00:33:00,379 --> 00:33:08,862
♪♪
780
00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:10,862
Dawn: YEAH.
ALYSSA, THAT'S PERFECT.
781
00:33:10,862 --> 00:33:13,482
HEY, GRANT IS OVER HERE.
PERFECT.
782
00:33:17,482 --> 00:33:19,965
-IS THAT DONE?
-NO, THIS LOOKS GOOD.
783
00:33:19,965 --> 00:33:21,448
OH, PERFECT, THAT'S WONDERFUL.
WE'VE BEEN SEEING A LOT.
784
00:33:21,448 --> 00:33:25,103
YEAH, WE'VE BEEN SEEING
EACH OTHER SO MUCH.
785
00:33:25,103 --> 00:33:27,137
TONIGHT'S THE BIG REVEAL
WHERE WE FINALLY GET
786
00:33:27,137 --> 00:33:30,241
TO TELL EVERYBODY
THAT I'M PREGNANT.
787
00:33:30,241 --> 00:33:33,413
JARED STILL DOESN'T KNOW
THAT I TOLD MY MOM THE SECRET,
788
00:33:33,413 --> 00:33:36,379
SO I'M JUST HOPING THAT WE CAN
GET THROUGH THIS ANNOUNCEMENT.
789
00:33:36,379 --> 00:33:39,241
ONCE WE FINALLY EVERYBODY
AND THE BIG NEWS IS OUT,
790
00:33:39,241 --> 00:33:41,275
IT WILL BE JUST SUCH A RELIEF.
791
00:33:41,275 --> 00:33:44,137
Dawn: OKAY, EVERYBODY,
LET'S GO SIT DOWN.
792
00:33:44,137 --> 00:33:45,758
LET'S GO.
READY, HON?
793
00:33:45,758 --> 00:33:48,931
-YEAH.
-OH, WOW.
794
00:33:48,931 --> 00:33:51,034
LOOK AT
ALL THE PEOPLE!
795
00:33:51,034 --> 00:33:53,517
GROWING UP, WE ALWAYS
DID FAMILY GET-TOGETHERS,
796
00:33:53,517 --> 00:33:54,793
AND SHE DOESN'T LOVE TO COOK.
-NO.
797
00:33:54,793 --> 00:33:57,482
SO, THE FACT THAT SHE HAS
EVERYONE COME
798
00:33:57,482 --> 00:34:01,310
FOR A FAMILY DINNER SHOWS
HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS TO HER.
799
00:34:01,310 --> 00:34:04,379
I CAN'T WAIT TO SET THE TABLE
FOR AN EXTRA LITTLE PERSON.
800
00:34:04,379 --> 00:34:09,000
I'M GETTING MY OWN HIGH CHAIR
FOR MY HOUSE FOR THE BABY.
801
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,724
I CAN'T WAIT.
802
00:34:10,724 --> 00:34:12,758
IT'S A VERY TIGHT TABLE.
803
00:34:12,758 --> 00:34:16,137
I DON'T THINK I COULD FIT
ANOTHER PERSON AT THIS TABLE.
804
00:34:16,137 --> 00:34:18,724
Dawn: IT'S REALLY HARD FOR ME
TO KEEP A SECRET,
805
00:34:18,724 --> 00:34:22,344
BUT I HAVE TO KEEP THAT STRAIGHT
FACE AND BE VERY SURPRISED
806
00:34:22,344 --> 00:34:26,413
WHEN SHE TELLS EVERYONE
THAT SHE'S PREGNANT.
807
00:34:26,413 --> 00:34:30,206
EVERYONE, I WANT TO THANK YOU
ALL FOR MAKING THE TRIP HERE.
808
00:34:30,206 --> 00:34:32,931
NOTHING'S MORE IMPORTANT
TO ME THAN FAMILY,
809
00:34:32,931 --> 00:34:34,931
AND TO HAVE ALL YOU
HERE TODAY...
810
00:34:34,931 --> 00:34:36,689
I WOULDN'T
HAVE MISSED IT.
811
00:34:36,689 --> 00:34:38,551
THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH
FOR BEING HERE.
812
00:34:38,551 --> 00:34:41,413
IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE ALL
OF OUR FAMILY TOGETHER.
813
00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:44,172
IT'S JUST SO, SO LOVELY.
814
00:34:44,172 --> 00:34:49,965
UM, I THINK WHAT I'M MOST
THANKFUL FOR IS THAT...
815
00:34:52,448 --> 00:34:54,517
WE'RE PREGNANT!
816
00:34:54,517 --> 00:34:57,586
[ CHEERING ]
817
00:34:57,586 --> 00:34:59,517
I KNEW IT!
818
00:34:59,517 --> 00:35:02,137
-REALLY?
-I KNEW IT!
819
00:35:06,034 --> 00:35:08,758
MY BABY'S HAVING A BABY?
820
00:35:08,758 --> 00:35:10,103
I'M SO EXCITED!
821
00:35:10,103 --> 00:35:13,586
I'VE BEEN WANTING TO BE
A GRANDMOTHER FOR SO LONG.
822
00:35:13,586 --> 00:35:17,172
I'M A MIMI.
[ LAUGHS ]
823
00:35:17,172 --> 00:35:20,413
OH, MY GOD.
824
00:35:20,413 --> 00:35:23,137
READY, GRANT?
825
00:35:23,137 --> 00:35:24,344
REALLY?
826
00:35:26,965 --> 00:35:30,310
I KNOW NOW.
827
00:35:30,310 --> 00:35:32,137
DID CHER
TELL YOU ANYTHING?
828
00:35:32,137 --> 00:35:34,310
OR DID YOU
FIND OUT JUST NOW?
829
00:35:34,310 --> 00:35:38,206
I -- I JUST...
830
00:35:38,206 --> 00:35:40,551
UM...
-YOU JUST FOUND OUT?
831
00:35:40,551 --> 00:35:44,965
NOW.
I'M JUST SO EXCITED.
832
00:35:44,965 --> 00:35:48,275
NOW THAT WE GOT THAT OUT
OF THE WAY, LET'S PARTY.
833
00:35:48,275 --> 00:35:51,689
[ CHEERING ]
834
00:35:51,689 --> 00:35:56,137
-I CAN'T DRINK THAT, BUT...
-WE'LL DRINK FOR YOU.
835
00:35:56,137 --> 00:35:59,482
MY MOM AND I TOTALLY GOT AWAY
WITH KEEPING THIS A SECRET.
836
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:04,034
NOW EVERYBODY KNOWS
AND THAT FEELS AMAZING.
837
00:36:04,034 --> 00:36:09,034
I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A TOAST
TO CHER AND JARED.
838
00:36:09,034 --> 00:36:14,827
I AM SO OVERWHELMED AND EXCITED
FOR THE BOTH OF YOU.
839
00:36:14,827 --> 00:36:19,896
I'VE BEEN WANTING TO BE A MIMI
FOR A VERY LONG TIME.
840
00:36:19,896 --> 00:36:20,896
CONGRATULATIONS!
841
00:36:20,896 --> 00:36:24,068
-CHEERS.
-CHEERS.
842
00:36:24,068 --> 00:36:28,517
-CHEERS.
-THANK YOU.
843
00:36:28,517 --> 00:36:32,620
I DON'T LIKE TO KEEP SECRETS,
BUT A LITTLE WHITE LIE,
844
00:36:32,620 --> 00:36:34,793
AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T
HURT ANYBODY.
845
00:36:34,793 --> 00:36:36,655
I JUST WANT TO BE A PART
OF YOUR LIFE.
846
00:36:36,655 --> 00:36:40,620
I HAVE A FEELING YOU'RE GONNA BE
THERE EVERY STEP OF THE WAY.
847
00:36:40,620 --> 00:36:43,413
WHETHER YOU WANT IT
OR NOT. [ LAUGHS ]
848
00:36:44,448 --> 00:36:46,793
YOU'RE NOT FOLLOWING
THROUGH ON ANYTHING.
849
00:36:46,793 --> 00:36:50,000
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
850
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000
I WANTED TO PUNCH HIM
IN THE THROAT.
851
00:36:54,724 --> 00:37:01,000
♪♪
852
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,758
I'M SO HAPPY THAT BRETT'S HERE
FOR VALENTINE'S DAY.
853
00:37:03,758 --> 00:37:05,275
THANK YOU.
854
00:37:05,275 --> 00:37:09,620
AND I'M EVEN HAPPIER TO BE ABLE
TO MEET ANGELICA FOR DINNER.
855
00:37:09,620 --> 00:37:11,551
Brett:
OH, HERE THEY ARE.
856
00:37:11,551 --> 00:37:14,034
Angelica:
I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS
BECAUSE MY MOM
857
00:37:14,034 --> 00:37:16,517
AND JASON
HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER
858
00:37:16,517 --> 00:37:19,517
SINCE THE LITTLE INCIDENT
WHERE HE ASKED ME TO MOVE IN.
859
00:37:19,517 --> 00:37:23,275
SO, WE'LL JUST SEE
HOW IT GOES.
860
00:37:23,275 --> 00:37:24,620
-HI.
-HI.
861
00:37:24,620 --> 00:37:25,862
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY'S DAY,
MAMA.
862
00:37:25,862 --> 00:37:27,379
OH, THANK YOU.
863
00:37:27,379 --> 00:37:31,586
-AWW.
-HELLO, HONEY.
864
00:37:31,586 --> 00:37:33,068
HI.
HOW ARE YOU?
865
00:37:33,068 --> 00:37:34,896
I'M GOOD.
866
00:37:34,896 --> 00:37:36,896
I'M EXCITED
FOR THE DINNER TONIGHT.
867
00:37:36,896 --> 00:37:41,103
I DON'T KNOW HOW SUNHE'S GONNA
REACT, BUT I'M HUNGRY,
868
00:37:41,103 --> 00:37:43,758
SO WE'LL SEE WHERE IT GOES.
869
00:37:43,758 --> 00:37:45,896
WHAT IS A HOUSE SPECIALTY?
870
00:37:48,034 --> 00:37:49,344
I WILL TRY IT.
871
00:37:49,344 --> 00:37:52,310
-I'LL DO THE SAME THING.
-SAME THING?
872
00:37:56,827 --> 00:37:59,724
SHE'LL HAVE
THE SEA BASS.
873
00:37:59,724 --> 00:38:03,344
-OKAY.
-MAY I HAVE PAD THAI, PLEASE?
874
00:38:03,344 --> 00:38:06,620
USUALLY, ANGELICA ORDERS
FOR HER MOTHER WHEN THEY GO OUT.
875
00:38:06,620 --> 00:38:09,206
IF THERE'S AN ISSUE
WITH THE ORDER, SHE MIGHT BE
876
00:38:09,206 --> 00:38:12,413
A LITTLE UPSET ABOUT IT
AND KIND OF BLAME ANGELICA,
877
00:38:12,413 --> 00:38:14,103
BUT SHE DOESN'T LOOK
AT THE MENU.
878
00:38:16,689 --> 00:38:18,310
I GOT THIS FOR YOU.
879
00:38:18,310 --> 00:38:21,655
AWW, WONDERFUL.
880
00:38:21,655 --> 00:38:23,275
FOR ME?
881
00:38:26,241 --> 00:38:29,862
"THANK YOU FOR MAKING A
DIFFERENCE IN MY LIFE EVERY DAY.
882
00:38:29,862 --> 00:38:31,482
LOVE ALWAYS, SUNHE."
883
00:38:33,620 --> 00:38:37,827
"IF YOU KEEP FEEDING ME,
I'LL KEEP LOVING YOU."
884
00:38:37,827 --> 00:38:38,896
-AWW.
-AWW.
885
00:38:38,896 --> 00:38:41,275
THANK YOU, HONEY.
886
00:38:41,275 --> 00:38:43,620
THIS IS FOR YOU.
887
00:38:43,620 --> 00:38:45,758
AWW!
"YOU'RE A PRICELESS GEM.
888
00:38:45,758 --> 00:38:49,586
MY LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL
AND WONDERFUL BECAUSE OF YOU.
889
00:38:49,586 --> 00:38:52,655
THE ONE WHO LOVES YOU MOST.
MOMMY."
890
00:38:52,655 --> 00:38:54,793
-THAT'S RIGHT.
-YES.
891
00:38:54,793 --> 00:38:56,448
THE ONE THAT LOVES
YOU THE MOST.
892
00:38:56,448 --> 00:38:59,000
YES.
893
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,448
SOMETHING FOR YOU.
894
00:39:00,448 --> 00:39:02,172
SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL.
895
00:39:06,103 --> 00:39:10,310
THEY'RE -- LOOK!
OH, MY GOSH, I LOVE IT!
896
00:39:10,310 --> 00:39:12,241
SO WE'LL MATCH.
897
00:39:12,241 --> 00:39:14,206
Brett:
OH, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
898
00:39:14,206 --> 00:39:17,241
I THOUGHT THE RINGS
WERE VERY CUTE,
899
00:39:17,241 --> 00:39:21,137
BUT BEING IDENTICAL
WAS JUST A LITTLE ODD.
900
00:39:23,689 --> 00:39:25,724
AWW.
THANKS, MOM.
901
00:39:25,724 --> 00:39:31,034
♪♪
902
00:39:31,034 --> 00:39:33,172
THEY HAVE US.
903
00:39:33,172 --> 00:39:35,724
WE'RE GIFTS.
904
00:39:35,724 --> 00:39:39,068
I AGREE.
905
00:39:39,068 --> 00:39:40,931
I KIND OF COUGHED
SOMETHING UP.
906
00:39:43,448 --> 00:39:44,655
WHAT?
907
00:39:44,655 --> 00:39:48,931
HE BOOKED US A FIVE-DAY
BAHAMAS CRUISE.
908
00:39:52,448 --> 00:39:54,413
GOOD JOB.
909
00:39:54,413 --> 00:39:56,000
OH, MY GOSH.
910
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,517
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE THAT.
911
00:39:59,517 --> 00:40:02,793
-HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.
-AWW.
912
00:40:02,793 --> 00:40:05,862
I CAN'T BELIEVE JASON
BOUGHT US A CRUISE.
913
00:40:05,862 --> 00:40:07,137
YOU DESERVE IT.
914
00:40:07,137 --> 00:40:09,586
I HAVE NEVER GONE ON A TRIP
LIKE THIS BEFORE.
915
00:40:09,586 --> 00:40:11,172
I'M PRETTY FLOORED RIGHT NOW.
916
00:40:11,172 --> 00:40:18,517
♪♪
917
00:40:18,517 --> 00:40:20,241
SOMEBODY'S JEALOUS.
918
00:40:20,241 --> 00:40:22,379
NO, NOT JEALOUS.
919
00:40:25,137 --> 00:40:28,068
JASON'S GIFT DIDN'T
SETTLE VERY WELL WITH ME.
920
00:40:28,068 --> 00:40:29,965
IN FACT, IT UPSET ME.
921
00:40:29,965 --> 00:40:32,931
I FEEL LIKE IT'S MORE
LIKE A DISTRACTION,
922
00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:38,620
AND CURTAILING THE REAL ISSUE
IS FINALIZING THE DIVORCE,
923
00:40:38,620 --> 00:40:43,413
AND GETTING HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S
BELONGINGS OUT OF HIS HOME.
924
00:40:43,413 --> 00:40:45,275
HOW ABOUT WE DO THAT FIRST?
925
00:40:49,103 --> 00:40:51,172
DO YOU HAVE
ANY UPDATES FOR ME?
926
00:40:51,172 --> 00:40:52,793
NOT YET.
927
00:40:57,379 --> 00:40:59,379
VALENTINE'S EVENING IS NOT
NECESSARILY THE NIGHT
928
00:40:59,379 --> 00:41:01,482
TO BRING SOMETHING
UP LIKE THIS.
929
00:41:01,482 --> 00:41:04,586
BUT SUNHE'S THE TYPE OF WOMAN
THAT WILL HANDLE BUSINESS.
930
00:41:04,586 --> 00:41:06,448
HOPEFULLY IN A TACTFUL MANNER.
931
00:41:06,448 --> 00:41:09,620
IN BETWEEN KIND OF
A HECTIC WORK SCHEDULE.
932
00:41:09,620 --> 00:41:13,068
I JUST HAVEN'T DONE IT YET.
-THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
933
00:41:13,068 --> 00:41:14,689
THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!
934
00:41:16,862 --> 00:41:19,206
I JUST FEEL LIKE
HE'S PLAYING HER.
935
00:41:19,206 --> 00:41:23,965
I FEEL LIKE HE'S
STRINGING HER ALONG.
936
00:41:23,965 --> 00:41:24,965
I MEAN, IS THIS A JOKE?
937
00:41:24,965 --> 00:41:26,551
IS MY DAUGHTER A JOKE?
938
00:41:30,310 --> 00:41:32,275
I WANTED TO PUNCH HIM
IN THE THROAT.
939
00:41:32,275 --> 00:41:33,482
Jason: SURE.
IT'S REASONABLE.
940
00:41:33,482 --> 00:41:35,275
YOU'RE NOT FOLLOWING
THROUGH ON ANYTHING.
941
00:41:35,275 --> 00:41:41,517
♪♪
942
00:41:41,517 --> 00:41:43,344
NEXT TIME ON "sMOTHERED"...
943
00:41:43,344 --> 00:41:45,793
I'M, LIKE, SO, SO EXCITED.
944
00:41:45,793 --> 00:41:48,206
IT'S A DELICATE BALANCE
KEEPING MY MOM HAPPY
945
00:41:48,206 --> 00:41:50,034
AND KEEPING
MY HUSBAND HAPPY.
946
00:41:50,034 --> 00:41:51,862
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG
SHE'S GONNA STAY?
947
00:41:51,862 --> 00:41:55,172
Both: WE'RE GONNA
BE EXTREMELY BUSY.
948
00:41:55,172 --> 00:41:56,896
DOES CARLY KNOW
ABOUT THIS PLAN?
949
00:41:56,896 --> 00:41:58,827
YEAH, YOU KNOW HOW THOSE TWO
WHACKJOBS ARE.
950
00:41:58,827 --> 00:42:00,793
-CARLY'S ACTING LIKE A BABY.
-HOPEFULLY SHE'LL SHOW UP.
951
00:42:00,793 --> 00:42:02,586
AND IF SHE DOESN'T COME,
SHE'LL BE SORRY
952
00:42:02,586 --> 00:42:03,896
BECAUSE I'M A BITCH.
953
00:42:03,896 --> 00:42:06,137
NO ONE'S TREATING MY DAUGHTER
LIKE A WHORE.
954
00:42:06,137 --> 00:42:09,206
SOMETHING DOESN'T FEEL
RIGHT TO ME, JASON.
955
00:42:09,206 --> 00:42:13,793
CAN YOU SHOW ME YOUR
EX-GIRLFRIEND'S THINGS?
956
00:42:13,793 --> 00:42:16,034
AT THIS POINT,
I COULD STILL WALK AWAY.
957
00:42:19,482 --> 00:42:21,068
Man:
WE'RE GONNA CROWN THE QUEEN.
958
00:42:21,068 --> 00:42:24,034
AH! AH! AH!
959
00:42:24,034 --> 00:42:26,551
MY MOM RUINED MY 21st BIRTHDAY.
960
00:42:26,551 --> 00:42:28,689
QUIT TRYING TO MAKE HER
INTO SOMEBODY ELSE.
961
00:42:28,689 --> 00:42:29,758
I'M JUST TIRED
OF IT...
962
00:42:29,758 --> 00:42:31,931
YOU NEED TO LISTEN
TO YOUR DAUGHTER.
71461
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