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PREVIOUSLY ON "sMOTHERED"...

Y'ALL LOOKING LIKE SOME GHETTO MERMAIDS OR SOMETHING.

SHE'S 21, WE'RE GOING TO VEGAS.

I'M LOOKING AT YOU FOR GUIDANCE.

I'M LOOKING AT YOU TO SAY, "THIS IS TOO MUCH."

THIS ISN'T WHAT SHOULD BE PROJECTED

FOR A MOM AND A DAUGHTER.

YOU DON'T THINK ANYTHING'S WRONG WITH IT, YOU'RE CRAZY.

EVERYONE IS A PART OF THIS JUST LIKE YOUR MOM AND YOU.

SHE'S NOT JUST EVERYBODY ELSE. SHE'S MY MOM.

THIS IS OUR SPECIAL TIME. THIS ISN'T HIS.

YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON I'VE TOLD.

-I'M SO HAPPY! -SHH, SHH, SHH.

YOU HAVE TO PRETEND YOU DON'T KNOW.

-THAT I DON'T KNOW. -YOU CAN'T TELL YOU KNOW.

NO, I WON'T.

Angelica: IF THE WATER IS STILL HOT, WE WILL SHARE THE BATH WATER.

HMM.

ANGELICA MADE VERY CLEAR EARLY

IN THE RELATIONSHIP ABOUT HER MOTHER.

JASON ASKED ME TO MOVE IN WITH HIM.

ARE YOU NOT STILL MARRIED?

YES.

AND COMING UP...

-WHOO! -VEGAS!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

I THINK THIS IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING

I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

I AM THE GREATEST MOTHER.

YOU'RE GONNA SLIP. YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST MOUTH.

I HOPE NO ONE ELSE FEELS BAD THAT I KNOW FIRST.

THAT'S WHY YOU GOT TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.

I KNOW. I HOPE I DON'T SLIP.

YOU GUYS ARE WEARING THE SAME SWEATER.

REALLY? -SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND.

YEP. -YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.

NOBODY LIKES YOU GUYS.

Angelica: I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.

MY MOM AND JASON HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER

SINCE HE ASKED ME TO MOVE IN.

THIS IS FOR YOU.

THE ONE WHO LOVES YOU MOST. MOMMY.

-THAT'S RIGHT. -YES.

THE ONE THAT LOVES YOU THE MOST.

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Sunhe: HOW ARE YOU EVEN GOING TO MAKE ANY PLANS

WITH YOU STILL BEING MARRIED, FOR GOD SAKES?

I DIDN'T PLAN THAT FAR.

JASON AND I HAVE BEEN DATING FOR ALMOST TWO YEARS,

AND HE WANTS TO TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL

BY US MOVING IN TOGETHER.

BUT I'VE NEVER LIVED WITH ANYONE BESIDES MY MOM.

HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT MOVING IN WITH ME?

I WOULD BE WILLING TO DO IT, BUT I WANT TO MAKE SURE

THAT MY MOM IS OKAY WITH IT, TOO.

I DO WANT TO MOVE IN WITH JASON,

BUT I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT MY MOM APPROVES.

JASON DOES HAVE A LOT OF BAGGAGE

AND I DON'T KNOW IF MY MOM CAN LOOK PAST IT.

ARE YOU FEELING COMFORTABLE WITH THIS WHOLE SITUATION

WITH HIM STILL BEING MARRIED?

REALLY, THE MARRIAGE THING DOESN'T BOTHER ME AS MUCH

BECAUSE I KNOW THAT HE'S EVENTUALLY GONNA GET IT DONE.

REALLY, THE THING THAT'S BOTHERING ME THE MOST

IS THAT HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S BELONGINGS

ARE STILL IN HIS HOUSE.

JASON HAS BEEN SEPARATED FROM HIS WIFE FOR YEARS,

AND THEN AFTER THEY SPLIT UP, HE MET SOMEONE NEW,

AND SHE ENDED UP MOVING INTO HIS HOUSE.

AFTER THEY BROKE UP, THAT'S WHEN HE MET ME.

AS FAR AS I KNOW, THE WIFE AND THE EX-GIRLFRIEND

ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF THE PICTURE,

BUT THE EX-GIRLFRIEND'S STUFF IN HIS HOUSE BOTHERS ME.

IF SOMEONE CAME INTO HIS WALK-IN CLOSET

AND SAW ALL THOSE FEMALE CLOTHES,

THEY WOULD THINK THAT SHE STILL LIVES THERE.

BUT HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE YOU'VE BEEN NOT WITH HER?

WHY IS HER BELONGINGS STILL IN YOUR OWN HOME?

THAT'S A GREAT POINT.

SHE'S LIVING WITH HER FOLKS.

SHE DOESN'T HAVE HER OWN PLACE,

AND I DON'T WANT TO BE MEAN PURPOSEFULLY

AND THROW HER STUFF OUT ON THE STREET.

IT'S COMPLICATED WITH MY EX-GIRLFRIEND,

BUT I'M FULLY COMMITTED TO ANGELICA,

AND ASKING HER TO MOVE IN WAS MY BIG STEP

TO PROVE TO HER THAT I WAS SERIOUS.

SHE WILL NOT MOVE IN WITH YOU AS A GIRLFRIEND.

SHE SHOULD BE ENGAGED.

I LOVE YOU, BABY, AND I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE

THAT YOU'RE GONNA GET A PROMISE OF COMMITMENT.

I WANT YOU TO HAVE THAT RING.

SUNHE'S VERY INTIMIDATING,

AND SHE'S VERY STUCK IN HER BELIEFS.

I WOULD HOPE SUNHE WOULD BLESS US TO MOVE ON

AND LET ANGELICA'S WINGS OPEN.

AM I INCLUDED IN THIS DECISION TO MOVE IN TOGETHER, OR...

JUST ANGELICA TO COME MOVE IN.

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SO I AM NOT INCLUDED INTO THIS MOVE?

IS THIS WHAT YOU REALLY WANT?

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I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU, MOM.

I WANT TO GROW OLD WITH SOMEONE. YOU KNOW, I WANT TO BE MARRIED.

BUT I WANT HER, TOO.

BUT I WANT TO MAKE A LIFE FOR MYSELF IF I DO DECIDE

TO HAVE KIDS AND GET MARRIED.

SHE'S NOT GONNA BE HERE FOREVER.

HOW ABOUT WHEN YOU'RE ACTUALLY DONE

WITH ALL THESE THINGS, WE TALK ABOUT THIS MORE?

JASON NEEDS TO GET RID OF HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S BELONGINGS

IN HIS HOME, GET DIVORCED FROM HIS WIFE,

AND PUT A RING ON MY DAUGHTER'S FINGER

TO SHOW THAT HE'S COMMITTED TO HER.

UNTIL HE DOES THOSE THINGS, I CANNOT BLESS THE RELATIONSHIP.

IF ANGELICA KNOWS THAT THERE'S SOMETHING THAT I STAND BY,

AND IT'S VERY STRONG, SHE WILL LISTEN TO ME.

UNDERSTOOD.

I'LL GO AHEAD AND HEAD OUT.

SEE YOU LATER, HONEY? -OKAY.

I FEEL THAT IF SUNHE WAS NOT IN THE PICTURE,

ANGELICA WOULD MOVE IN WITH ME RIGHT AWAY.

EVEN THOUGH ANGELICA IS AN ADULT,

SHE DOESN'T MAKE ANY DECISIONS WITHOUT HER MOTHER.

IT IS A LITTLE ODD FOR A 30-YEAR-OLD WOMAN

TO ASK PERMISSION.

IT MAKES OUR RELATIONSHIP VERY COMPLICATED.

THE DEGREE OF CONTROL THAT SUNHE HAS OVER

MY RELATIONSHIP IS UNPRECEDENTED.

IT'S -- I'VE NEVER ENCOUNTERED THAT BEFORE.

WOW.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

ARE YOU MAD?

I'M NOT MAD.

I'M SURPRISED.

I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE HERE BY MYSELF.

I LOVE OUR LITTLE HOME.

IF I COULD HAVE IT MY WAY,

I WOULD HAVE ANGELICA ALL TO MYSELF.

I'LL BE COMPLETELY HAPPY IF IT WAS JUST HER AND I.

YEAH, I KNEW YOU'D BE UPSET ABOUT IT.

SHE'S MY EVERYTHING,

BUT THE FEELING OF "WITHOUT HER" MAKES ME FEEL HELPLESS.

HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU AWAY FROM ME.

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Kathy: I BELIEVE THAT ALL MOTHERS LOVE THEIR DAUGHTERS THE WAY I DO.

I'M NOT GONNA SAY THAT I LOVE MY DAUGHTER MORE.

I JUST FEEL LIKE WE HAVE A DIFFERENT

KIND OF BOND THAN THEY DO.

I'M HER FIRST CALL OF THE DAY, I'M HER LAST CALL OF THE NIGHT.

-HELLO. -WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

-NOTHING. -I WAS GONNA COME BY.

YEAH, I WAS WONDERING WHERE THE HELL YOU WERE.

I'M COMING NOW. I'LL BE THERE IN A FEW MINUTES.

-ALL RIGHT, BYE. -ALL RIGHT, BYE.

Kathy: I SEE HER EVERY MORNING.

WE DECIDE WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO FOR THE DAY.

WE EITHER MEET FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH, OR DINNER.

OR ALL OF THEM.

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CRISTINA LIVES FIVE HOUSES AWAY FROM ME.

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AND I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY.

Kathy: GEEZ, YOU GUYS COULD SHOVEL A LITTLE,

YOU THINK? -I KNOW, RIGHT?

MY MOM AND I HAVE A ONE-OF-A-KIND RELATIONSHIP.

I DON'T THINK ANYONE'S RELATIONSHIP CAN AMOUNT

TO OURS TOGETHER.

SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND. YEP.

YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.

YOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK?

YEAH, I'LL HAVE, UH -- WHAT DO YOU GOT?

-I'M HAVING COFFEE. -YOU GOT ANY DIET POP?

ACTUALLY, I'D RATHER HAVE A DRINK, BUT IT'S TOO EARLY.

SAVE THAT FOR LATER.

YOU COULD MAKE MIMOSAS AS LONG AS YOU'RE MAKING BACON.

EVERYBODY FALLS IN LOVE WITH THEIR BABY,

BUT THE DAY I HAD CRISTINA,

I DID FEEL LIKE THERE WAS A CONNECTION.

IT WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

OH, THANKS, MOM.

SO SWEET.

CRISTINA STARTED MIMICKING ME FROM A VERY YOUNG AGE.

INSTEAD OF HER PLAYING WITH HER TOYS,

OR PLAYING WITH THE OTHER KIDS,

SHE WAS, LIKE, ALWAYS IN MY FACE,

SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME, LISTENING TO EVERYTHING,

WANTING TO BE A PART OF EVERYTHING.

I CAN JUST REMEMBER HER GETTING DRESSED,

AND I WOULD TRY AND PUT THE BELTS ON,

AND THE HEELS, AND WALK ALONG WITH HER.

I LOVE ROCK BANDS AND BIG HAIR,

AND CRISTINA LOVES ROCK BANDS AND BIG HAIR, TOO.

CAN YOU HELP ME PICK OUT SOMETHING TO WEAR?

SO, I HAVE THIS BLACK SEE-THROUGH THING.

WE'RE FLASHY.

WE'RE SEQUINS, WE'RE RHINESTONES.

ANYTHING THAT'S GOT A RHINESTONE ON IT GETS ME GOING.

YOU GONNA WEAR SOMETHING UNDERNEATH THAT?

A BRA WITH THE BLACK, LIKE, SEE-THROUGH PANTS.

OR THIS. -I LIKE THAT.

I COULD WEAR IT WITH A BLACK SKIRT AND

IT KIND OF GOES, YOU KNOW? -ALL RIGHT.

BEFORE I DO ANYTHING, I WILL CALL HER

AND SEE WHAT HER OPINION IS ON IT AND VICE VERSA.

I WAS THINKING MAYBE THIS TOP.

THAT'S SPARKLY. I LIKE THAT.

CRISTINA WAS 10 YEARS OLD WHEN I HAD CARLY.

WE'RE LIKE CARLY'S TWO MOTHERS.

WE BOTH GIVE HER ADVICE. WE BOTH TELL HER WHAT TO DO.

ALL RIGHT, HERE, YOU CAN CUT THE CHEESE.

NO PUN INTENDED. YOU CAN CUT THE CHEESE.

SO FUNNY, MOM.

YOU GUYS ARE WEARING THE SAME SWEATER.

REALLY? SERIOUSLY?

I ACTUALLY DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE IT WHEN I WALKED IN.

MY SISTER IS VERY OBSESSED WITH MY MOM.

AND MY MOM IS VERY OBSESSED WITH MY SISTER.

I DO FEEL LEFT OUT JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE SO CLOSE.

CARLY, DO YOU WANT A RED SWEATER?

OKAY, IF I WANT TO DRESS LIKE YOU, CRISTINA,

I'LL JUST DRESS HALF NAKED.

Kathy: OOH. CARLY IS MY BABY.

SHE THINKS I LIKE CRISTINA BETTER, BUT IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.

CARLY AND I ARE MOM AND DAUGHTER.

CRISTINA AND I ARE LIKE FRIENDS.

Carly: MY MOM AND SISTER ARE ALWAYS SO EXCITED TO SPEND TIME TOGETHER.

IT'S LIKE THEY'RE IN THEIR OWN LITTLE WORLD,

AND NO ONE ELSE IS INVITED IN.

Cristina: IT WAS HARD FOR ME WHEN I FIRST GOT MARRIED.

I NEVER TOLD MY HUSBAND THAT,

BUT IT WAS HARD NOT LIVING WITH HER.

Carly: CARLITO!

CARLO, MY HUSBAND, HAS A PIZZA PLACE,

AND HE WORKS A LOT.

-HOW WAS WORK? -BUSY.

KISSES. MWAH!

I THINK I SPEND MORE TIME WITH MY MOM THAN MY HUSBAND.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO FOR CARLO'S BIRTHDAY?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD DO, LIKE, HIS FAMILY,

BROTHER, SISTERS.

WILL THEY COME?

GOOD QUESTION. WILL THEY COME?

I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW.

EVER SINCE I GOT WITH CARLO,

I TRIED TO BE REALLY, REALLY CLOSE WITH HIS FAMILY,

AND I WAS IN THE BEGINNING.

WE ALL GOT ALONG, WE ALL DID THINGS TOGETHER.

AS TIME WENT ON, THERE WAS DISAGREEMENTS,

AND THAT KIND OF STARTED A LITTLE BIT OF A DIVIDE.

WE HAVE TO TALK TO CARLO FIRST,

BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE BOTH.

YOU'RE EITHER GOING TO HAVE FRIENDS OR FAMILY, RIGHT?

RIGHT.

-WHERE'S CARLO AT? -I DON'T KNOW.

CAR! -WHAT'S UP?

I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY.

-OKAY. -MY QUESTION IS THIS.

YOU WANT TO HAVE YOUR FAMILY THERE?

I WANT TO GO OUT, HAVE A GOOD TIME.

OKAY, SO NO FAMILY.

THAT'S IT. NO.

YOU SHOULD INVITE YOUR FRIENDS.

YOUR SINGLE FRIENDS. -NO.

KEEP YOUR FRIENDS OUT OF THIS.

WE DON'T NEED ANY, UH, COUGARS.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH COUGARS? IT'S MORE FUN THAN YOUR FAMILY.

[ LAUGHTER ]

I'M JUST SAYING.

IF YOU KEEP TELLING ME THAT, I'M GONNA FLIP OUT.

JUST INVITE PEOPLE THAT LIKE ME AND CRISTINA.

NO. NOBODY LIKES YOU GUYS.

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BE PART OF THIS.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

I'M DYING TO BE HANGING OUT WITH MY MOTHER ALL DAY.

[ LAUGHTER ]

Carlo: WHEN CRISTINA AND HER MOTHER ARE TOGETHER,

IT'S THEIR LITTLE BUBBLE,

AND THEY DON'T LIKE TO BE BOTHERED.

IT'S EITHER YOU'RE IN OR YOU'RE OUT.

A LOT OF PEOPLE SEE IT TO BE A LITTLE WEIRD,

BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S MY WIFE,

AND I'LL STAND BEHIND HER TILL I DIE.

I'M OUT OF HERE. I'M GOING TO THE GYM.

ADIOS.

WHY DO YOU THINK HIS FAMILY HAS SUCH A PROBLEM WITH ME?

YOU KNOW WHAT?

TO BE HONEST, I JUST THINK IT'S, LIKE,

THAT THEY THINK WE'RE, LIKE, RIDICULOUS

BECAUSE WE'RE ALWAYS TOGETHER.

LIKE, ANY TIME THAT HIS SISTER CALLS ME,

LIKE, TO GO FOR LUNCH, I'M LIKE,

"WELL, LET ME CALL MY MOM AND SEE WHAT SHE'S DOING."

LIKE, THAT I WANT TO INCLUDE YOU ON IT.

I DON'T WANT IT TO BE A PROBLEM FOR YOU

THAT I'M WITH YOU ALL THE TIME.

NO, IT'S NOT. WELL, BUT IT'S TOO BAD

BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE WITH ME NO MATTER WHAT.

I'D LIKE TO HAVE A PARTY.

IT'LL BE A LOT OF FUN.

WE'LL DO IT UP THE WAY WE WANT TO DO IT.

I THINK WE SHOULD USE THIS BIRTHDAY PARTY

AS MORE OF A THING FOR CARLY.

OKAY.

THIS PARTY IS AT MY HOUSE, AND I'M TRYING TO GET

CARLY, MY YOUNGEST DAUGHTER, MARRIED OFF.

I'M GONNA TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION

BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW, I MAY FIND A GUY FOR CARLY

WHOSE FAMILY ACTUALLY LIKES ME.

Cristina: SHE'S GOING TO HATE US, BUT IN THE END, SHE MAY LOVE US.

WHO KNOWS? -I GOT STUFF TO DO AT THE HOUSE.

ARE YOU COMING BY? -YEAH.

-WANT TO COME OVER? -I'LL BE BY IN A LITTLE BIT.

ALL RIGHT.

ABOUT TO GET MY LIPS. ABOUT TO GET MY LIPS.

I DON'T AGREE.

THE WONDERFUL MOTHER DOING THIS. -OH, [BLEEP].

IT'S PERFECT! IT'S GOOD!

I DO WORRY THAT THE BABY WILL CHANGE THE DYNAMICS

OF OUR RELATIONSHIP.

MOTHER AND DAUGHTER. BEAUTIFUL.

I LIKE YOUR NAMES, MIMI AND POPSIE.

♪♪

RIGHT NOW, I'M SEVEN WEEKS PREGNANT.

JARED WANTED TO TELL OUR WHOLE FAMILY WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER,

AND TELL EVERYBODY IN PERSON,

BUT I COULDN'T KEEP IT A SECRET FROM MY MOM.

I WAS JUST SO EXCITED, I JUST FELT LIKE I HAD TO TELL HER.

ARE YOU PREGNANT?

OH, MY GOD!

ARE YOU REALLY PREGNANT?

I DO FEEL BAD THAT I DIDN'T KEEP MY PROMISE TO JARED.

I HOPE NO ONE ELSE FEELS BAD THAT I KNOW FIRST.

THAT'S WHY YOU GOT TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.

I KNOW. I REALLY DO.

I HOPE I DON'T SLIP.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW KATHY?

YOU KNOW? -LAST TIME WE WERE HERE.

WE'VE BEEN GOING TO KATHY TO DRESS ME

EVER SINCE WE WERE SO YOUNG.

I REMEMBER HER FIXING ALL OF OUR, YOU KNOW, MATCHING OUTFITS.

WEARING MATCHING OUTFITS IS MY MOM AND I'S THING.

WE JUST HAVE SO MUCH FUN DRESSING ALIKE,

AND MY MOM HAS BEEN BUYING ME CLOTHES

THAT ARE SIMILAR TO HER EVER SINCE I WAS YOUNG.

IT'S JUST SO MUCH FUN TO HAVE YOUR BEST FRIEND

THAT YOU CAN SHARE THAT WITH.

SO, AT 10 WEEKS, I'M GONNA FIND OUT WHAT THE GENDER IS.

OH, MY GOD.

BUT I'M NOT GONNA, LIKE, FIND OUT.

-BUT I WANT TO KNOW! -NO, NO.

CAN I FIND OUT AND NOT TELL YOU?

NO, NO, NO. THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.

-OHH! -NO, THEN YOU'RE GONNA SLIP.

YOU SLIP WITH EVERYTHING. -I'M SO EXCITED.

YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST MOUTH. AND, LIKE, I WANT TO KNOW,

BUT I REALLY WANT TO DO A GENDER REVEAL PARTY.

SOMEONE HAS TO KNOW TO MAKE THE PARTY, RIGHT?

NO.

THE WAY IT WORKS IS THE DOCTOR PUTS IT

IN AN ENVELOPE WHAT YOU ARE, BOY OR GIRL.

YES.

AND THEN YOU GIVE THEM THE THING, LIKE, SECRETLY.

LIKE, "I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

JUST, LIKE, PUT THE CONFETTI IN A THING."

SO, ON THE DAY OF, WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON

TO SHOOT THE CONFETTI OUT, IT'S EITHER PINK OR IT'S BLUE.

OH, THAT'S VERY INTERESTING.

IT'S IMPORTANT FOR ME TO BE INVOLVED IN CHER'S PREGNANCY

BECAUSE I LOVE CHER SO MUCH.

SHE ONLY HAS ONE DAUGHTER,

SO SHE WANTS TO BE THERE FOR EVERYTHING.

RIGHT.

IT'S SUCH A SPECIAL TIME IN OUR LIVES.

SO, WHERE DO YOU WANT IT?

DO YOU WANT TO DO IT IN FLORIDA, THE GENDER?

I DON'T KNOW. WE'RE GOING BACK AND FORTH.

OR HOW ABOUT CAN WE DO TWO GENDER REVEALS,

ONE HERE AND ONE AT... -I CAN'T DO TWO GENDER REVEALS.

WORD'S GONNA GET OUT. -I KNOW.

I JUST WANTED TO HAVE, LIKE, A PARTY WITH MY FRIENDS.

KNOWING YOU, YOU'LL MAKE IT EXTRAVAGANT.

UH-HUH! I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.

THAT'S WHY.

I PROMISED JARED THAT WE WERE GOING TO PLAN

THIS GENDER REVEAL OURSELVES, AND I KNOW MY MOM WANTS TO HELP.

BALANCING WHAT MY MOM WANTS AND WHAT JARED WANTS IS GONNA BE

A LITTLE BIT CHALLENGING THROUGHOUT THIS PREGNANCY.

ALL RIGHT, HERE WE ARE.

-HI! -GOOD MORNING. HI, DAWN.

SO, YOU HAVE THE DRESSES FOR US TO TRY?

YES, THEY'RE HANGING UP THERE.

-OKAY, GOOD. -OKAY, GREAT.

SO, YOU FIXED THE TOP. HOPEFULLY IT WORKS.

-YEAH, YEAH. -WE'LL GO TO THE BACK.

WE'LL CHANGE.

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING, OF COURSE,

IS TO HAVE A HEALTHY BABY.

THAT'S THE NUMBER 1 THING.

BUT IF WE HAVE A LITTLE GIRL, THAT WOULD BE SO WONDERFUL

BECAUSE INSTEAD OF BEING TWINS, WE COULD THEN BE TRIPLETS.

I THINK I'M GONNA CARRY THIS TRADITION ON TO MY LITTLE ONE.

-HI, KATHY. -HI.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?

SHE'LL GO SHOPPING AND SHE'LL JUST BUY TWO OF EVERYTHING.

LOOKS GOOD. YOU LIKE IT?

-YEAH, I LOVE IT. -GOOD.

SO BEAUTIFUL.

I DO WORRY THAT THE BABY WILL CHANGE, UM,

THE DYNAMICS OF OUR RELATIONSHIP.

I DON'T THINK HAVING A BABY WILL CHANGE OUR RELATIONSHIP AT ALL.

I DON'T SEE HOW IT WOULD.

IT'S PERFECT!

IT'S GOOD.

OH, IT'S PERFECT. -CUTE!

SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND IT

BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T HOLD THE BABY YET.

WHEN YOU HOLD THAT BABY IN YOUR ARMS,

IT'S AN UNBELIEVABLE FEELING.

YOUR PRIORITIES WILL BE YOUR CHILD.

-IT LOOKS GOOD, DOESN'T IT? -MOTHER AND DAUGHTER.

BEAUTIFUL.

I'LL ALWAYS BE THERE, BUT I FEEL

THAT I WILL BE A LITTLE BIT ON THE BACK BURNER.

CUTE. PERFECT.

GOOD. LOVE IT.

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WHOO! VEGAS!

-SO EXCITED! -HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

-21st! -21.

-WHOA. -AND NEVER BEEN KISSED.

-OOH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. -I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ALL THAT.

SO, WE ARE SUPER EXCITED BECAUSE IT MY PRINCESS'S 21st BIRTHDAY.

SHE'S MORE EXCITED THAN ME, CLEARLY.

SO, NOW SHE'S LEGAL, SHE CAN GO TO THE CLUB,

SHE'S GOT HER FRIENDS FLYING IN FROM EVERYWHERE.

LOTS OF FUN.

-YOU READY FOR YOUR SURPRISE? -WHAT SURPRISE?

I'M SCARED, DUDE.

YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME. WHAT?

I KNOW I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU, AND DON'T BE FREAKING OUT.

REMEMBER HOW YOU'VE BEEN WANTING YOUR LIP INJECTIONS?

NO!

DO NOT.

SERIOUSLY, DO NOT.

I HAVE A REALLY CLOSE RELATIONSHIP WITH MY DAUGHTERS.

SANDRA AND MARIAH TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL, THOUGH.

HEY, HEY, HEY.

ABOUT TO GET MY LIPS.

ABOUT TO GET MY LIPS. ABOUT TO GET MY LIPS.

ABOUT TO GET MY LIPS.

-KILL ME NOW. -ACT HAPPY.

-NO. -ACT HAPPY.

-I'M NOT GOING TO. -COME ON, HEY!

YEAH, PULL DOWN THE SKIRT.

I'M SO EXCITED. OH, MY GOD.

AREN'T YOU EXCITED?

HI!

HOW ARE YOU?

I AM THE GREATEST MOTHER.

OOH.

I JUST WANT THEM LIKE THIS.

LET ME SEE.

JUST GO LIKE THIS. YEAH.

I JUST WANT THEM LIKE THAT.

I DON'T NEED THE LIP INJECTIONS,

BUT I'M NOT GONNA OVERDO IT.

I JUST KIND OF LIKE HOW, LIKE,

IT GIVES YOU MORE OF A POUT, SO.

I JUST REALLY WANT TO DO IT ON THE TOP.

HMM? I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND YOU.

I NEED A LITTLE BIT ON THE TOP.

-YOU CAN BACK OUT NOW. -I DON'T WANT TO BACK OUT.

I THINK YOU SHOULD.

THIS IS THE BACKING OUT I'M DOING.

OH, MY GOSH.

THIS IS, LIKE, UNREAL. SERIOUSLY.

OH, MY GOD, NO. PLEASE.

I WISH I COULD BOUNCE IT, THOUGH.

OH, MY GOD.

I THINK THIS IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING

I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

SHE'S GORGEOUS.

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN, LIKE, CHANGE YOUR FACE?

OH, HERE WE GO!

-HI. -WELCOME.

Sandra: HOW ARE YOU?

I'M DR. MIRKIA, NICE TO MEET YOU.

HI, NICE TO MEET YOU. JENNIFER.

-YES. -BEAUTIFUL.

GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. THIS IS MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER.

-HI. -HI, NICE TO MEET YOU.

YOU'RE VERY PRETTY.

I WANT TO LOOK JUST LIKE MY DAUGHTER.

THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE, LIKE, GET A PICTURE OF A CELEBRITY,

AND THEY WOULD SAY, "I WANT TO LOOK LIKE THIS PERSON."

BUT WHEN I ASKED SANDRA WHAT SHE WANTS TO LOOK LIKE,

OR WHO SHE WANTS TO LOOK LIKE,

SHE SAYS, "HER DAUGHTER," WHICH IS VERY UNUSUAL.

YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL SMILE,

AND YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL MOTHER.

-THANK YOU. -YAY.

-I DON'T AGREE. -WHICH ONE DON'T YOU AGREE WITH?

THE WONDERFUL MOTHER DOING THIS.

WE'RE GOING OUT TONIGHT, SO THEY'RE GONNA LOOK LIKE BRUISED.

-NO, THEY'RE NOT GONNA... -OH, YES.

WE'RE NOT? WHOO-HOO!

YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA BE ABLE TO DRINK TONIGHT.

NO. WHO SAYS THAT?

YOUR FACE IS GONNA BE NUMB. -NO, NO.

-HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? -LIKE, IT'S GONNA BE ALL DOWN.

I DON'T WANT TO DRINK. I JUST WANT LIPS.

-OH, WAIT A SECOND. WHO SAYS... -EVEN WATER.

YOU'RE GONNA, LIKE... -HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

MAY I JUST TALK AS THE ACTUAL SURGEON WHO DOES IT?

EXACTLY.

THEY WILL BE DRINKING AS MUCH AS THEY WANT,

THEY CAN EAT WHATEVER THEY WANT.

AND THEY'RE NOT GONNA LOOK LIKE MUPPETS?

-ABSOLUTELY NOT. -OKAY. WELL, WE'LL SEE.

-OKAY, LAY BACK FOR ME. -OKAY.

-ARE YOU COMFORTABLE? -YEAH.

OKAY. ENJOY THE RIDE.

YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS GOING IN, OKAY?

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-SIT DOWN. -THANK YOU.

Dr. Kiarash: ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. RELAX.

IT'S JUST GONNA BE PUMPED UP A LITTLE BIT MORE.

THAT'S IT. OKAY?

I CAN PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH

AND THEN THAT WOULD DO THE SAME THING, WOULDN'T IT?

Dr. Kiarash: YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BEAUTIFUL RESULT.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

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SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL.

ISN'T SHE GORGEOUS?

OH, [BLEEP].

IT'S A LITTLE EXTRA.

THIS IS ONE SYRINGE?

I'LL JUST SAY, "I TOLD YOU SO."

IT'S A LITTLE SWOLLEN, SO...

IT'S SUPER FULL, AND I CANNOT EVEN TALK.

Sandra: LET'S GO GET VEGAS STARTED. WHOO! WHOO!

YEAH!

IT WAS AN EXCITING EXPERIENCE

TO BE ABLE TO DO THIS WITH MY DAUGHTER.

JEN WILL HAVE TO GET OVER IT. -YEAH.

YEAH, WE'RE DONE WITH OUR COLORS.

LET'S GET VEGAS STARTED.

Sandra: AT THE END OF THE DAY, I'M GONNA DO

WHAT I WANT TO DO WITH MY DAUGHTER.

-THANK YOU. -YOU'RE WELCOME.

Mariah: I LITERALLY CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING.

-I'M SO EMBARRASSED. -WHY WOULD YOU BE EMBARRASSED?

I AM SO EMBARRASSED, IT'S RIDICULOUS.

EMBARRASSED ABOUT WHAT?

SHE MAY HATE US NOW, BUT SHE WILL THANK US LATER.

YOU THINK PINNING THE GUY DOWN ON VALENTINE'S DAY

IS THE APPROPRIATE TIME?

I NEED TO KNOW IF HE'S FOLLOWING THROUGH.

SURE, AND, UH...

AND IF HE DIDN'T, HE'S GONNA HEAR FROM ME TONIGHT.

♪ IT'S YOUR DAY ♪

♪ IT'S YOUR DAY ♪

♪ IT'S YOUR DAY ♪

♪ IT'S YOUR DAY ♪

Angelica: I'VE BEEN HELPING MY MOTHER GET DRESSED

SINCE I WAS, LIKE, SIX.

I DON'T KNOW, IT'S JUST A THING THAT WE DO.

SHE DOESN'T HELP ME, I HELP HER, WHICH IS INTERESTING.

THERE'S A WAY THAT I PUT HER SHIRT ON SO

IT DOESN'T MESS UP HER MAKEUP OR HER HAIR.

IT'S A -- IT'S LIKE A TECHNIQUE.

Sunhe: HER HELPING ME IN THE MORNINGS

REALLY MAKES ME FEEL THE BOND BETWEEN US.

IS THAT GOOD?

-YEAH. -OKAY.

Angelica: IT'S BEEN KIND OF TENSE SINCE JASON ASKED ME

TO MOVE IN WITH HIM.

MY MOM'S BEEN KIND OF DISTANT,

AND I THINK IT'S BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT ME TO MOVE IN.

SHE WANTS US TO STAY HERE AND LIVE TOGETHER.

I HAVEN'T GIVEN JASON AN ANSWER YET,

BUT I KNOW I NEED TO MAKE A DECISION SOON

BECAUSE HE'S NOT GONNA WAIT FOREVER.

-SO, BRETT'S COMING TONIGHT? -YES, HE IS.

I'M SUPER EXCITED TO GET TO SEE HIM.

I'M SURE HE FEELS THE SAME, YEAH.

TODAY, BRETT, MY FIANCé, IS ARRIVING FROM OMAHA, NEBRASKA,

AND I AM SUPER EXCITED

BECAUSE IT'S BEEN TWO MONTHS SINCE WE LAST SAW EACH OTHER.

WE HAVE PLANS FOR VALENTINE'S DINNER,

AND JASON AND ANGELICA ARE GOING TO BE JOINING US.

-SO, YOU FEELING OKAY? -MM...

I'M ALL RIGHT.

Sunhe: I AM NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING JASON TONIGHT,

BUT I'M WILLING TO TOLERATE HIM

BECAUSE ANGELICA IS GOING TO BE WITH ME.

FOR TONIGHT'S DINNER, I'LL TRY TO BE NICE.

CAN YOU?

PLEASE. IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY.

I WANT IT TO BE NICE.

-I DO, TOO. -ALL RIGHT, MOM.

LOVE YOU.

Angelica: I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO BRETT'S ARRIVAL

BECAUSE HE'S THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN REASON WITH MY MOM.

HE'LL BE THE CALM IN THE STORM RIGHT NOW.

OH, MY BABY.

OPEN IT UP, BABE.

THIS STUFF BEHIND THIS, HIS NAME OVER THERE.

SEE?

OH, THOSE CAME OUT NICE.

Kathy: TONIGHT IS CARLO'S BIRTHDAY PARTY, AND CRISTINA

AND I ARE RUSHING AROUND TRYING TO GET EVERYTHING DONE.

THE THEME OF THE PARTY IS AN ITALIAN THEME.

AN ITALIAN-FLAG CAKE, ITALIAN DECORATIONS,

AND WE HAVE ITALIAN MEN.

MY YOUNGEST DAUGHTER DOES NOT KNOW THAT WE'RE USING THIS PARTY

TO SET HER UP WITH SOMEBODY.

IF SHE KNEW ABOUT IT,

I DON'T THINK SHE'D BE HAPPY WITH THAT AT ALL.

I DON'T THINK SHE'D LIKE THAT.

Cristina: CROSS, CAN YOU PICK UP THOSE HOOKS ON THE GROUND?

-GUESS WHAT, GUYS? -SO WE DON'T STEP ON THEM.

YOU DON'T GET TO COME TO THE PARTY.

OH, THAT'S NICE, MOM.

REAL NICE.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN.

MOM!

WE'RE ALWAYS PLANNING SOMETHING.

WE COME UP WITH GREAT IDEAS.

IF WE HAVE A BIRTHDAY PARTY AND THERE'S A COLOR SCHEME GOING ON,

WE ALL WEAR THAT COLOR.

WE WEAR THE COLOR. I LOVE THEMES.

-OH, MY GOD. -GOOD STUFF.

YEAH, AT LEAST WE THINK SO.

I MEAN, I KNOW SO. THEY'RE GOOD.

THEY'RE GOOD IDEAS.

-HEY, CAR, HOW YOU DOING? -HI.

DO YOU GUYS NEED HELP WITH ANYTHING?

-NOT THIS. -WHAT IS IT WITH THE TWO OF YOU?

YOU ALWAYS COME IN WHEN EVERYTHING'S DONE.

-SO, IS CARLO EXCITED? -UH, I DON'T KNOW.

I MEAN, I THINK SO. -OF COURSE HE IS.

WHEN IS THE LAST TIME THAT ANYBODY HAD

A PARTY FOR HIM? -WHO'S COMING TO THE PARTY?

UM... I DON'T KNOW.

LIKE, HIS FRIENDS.

SOME OF THE GUYS YOU KNOW,

SOME OF THE GUYS I DON'T KNOW.

YOU ALWAYS KNOW HIS FRIENDS.

-JENNA'S GONNA COME. -OH.

SHE'S GONNA BRING, UM, A GUY FROM WORK.

OKAY.

WHY IS SHE BRINGING A GUY?

YEAH, HE'S, LIKE, A NICE ITALIAN GUY.

YOU KNOW, HE'S SINGLE. -ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY.

NOT FUNNY. -NOT FUNNY.

WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA IF WE INVITED SOME GUYS

THAT WERE SINGLE THAT COULD POSSIBLY MEET YOU.

SOME ITALIAN GUYS.

SO YOU'RE BRINGING GUYS TO CARLO'S BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR ME?

WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, I DID NOT LIKE THAT MY MOM

WAS SO INTRUSIVE IN EVERY ASPECT OF MY LIFE.

BUT NOW THAT I'M MARRIED,

I SEE THAT SHE WAS TOTALLY RIGHT.

I'M REALLY ANNOYED.

Cristina: WE ABSOLUTELY KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR CARLY.

SHE MAY HATE US NOW, BUT SHE WILL THANK US LATER.

I DON'T WANT TO BE SET UP, ESPECIALLY BY YOU TWO.

WHY?

WE'RE THE PERFECT JUDGES OF WHO YOU SHOULD BE WITH.

RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA PICK A PERFECT PERSON FOR YOU.

I DON'T WANT TO BE SET UP.

WHEN IT COMES TO MY MOM AND SISTER, I FEEL GANGED UP ON.

THEY KIND OF PEER PRESSURE ME.

IT'S ANNOYING, DEFINITELY, BUT THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO.

I'M SO EMBARRASSED.

WHY WOULD YOU BE EMBARRASSED? WHY WOULD YOU BE EMBARRASSED?

I AM SO EMBARRASSED IT'S RIDICULOUS.

-EMBARRASSED ABOUT WHAT? -ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

ALL ITALIAN GUYS?

OH, MY FAVORITE. -YOU SHOULD EMBRACE THIS.

I'M SO UPSET.

IT WAS HER IDEA.

NO, IT WASN'T!

YOU'RE MAKING THIS SO UNCOMFORTABLE.

I WILL, LIKE, NOT GO.

OH, YOU'RE COMING.

THIS IS YOUR BROTHER-IN-LAW'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.

I'LL LET YOU KNOW.

IF THEY'RE COUNTING ON ME TO AMUSE THEM

AT CARLO'S BIRTHDAY PARTY, THEY'RE WRONG.

MY MOM MIGHT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO TURN CRISTINA INTO A CLONE,

BUT THAT'S NOT ME.

THE LAST THING IN THE WORLD

I WANT TO BE IS EXACTLY LIKE THEM.

CARLY, COME ON. YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A BABY NOW.

CARLY!

THIS IS CARLO'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.

YOU'RE GONNA BE THERE.

LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE!

I HAVE TO KEEP THAT STRAIGHT FACE AND BE VERY SURPRISED.

DID CHER TELL YOU ANYTHING?

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♪♪

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I'M VERY EXCITED THAT MY FIANCé,

BRETT, IS COMING FOR THE VALENTINE'S WEEKEND.

BRETT LIVES IN OMAHA, NEBRASKA.

WE SEE EACH OTHER MAYBE EVERY OTHER MONTH.

HEY, BABY!

HI, BABY. HOW ARE YOU?

OH, MY GOSH. HOW WAS THE FLIGHT?

I'M JUST NOT IN A RUSH TO GET MARRIED.

I'M GONNA BE HONEST,

I WOULD BE OKAY JUST BEING ENGAGED FOR A VERY LONG TIME.

I WANT TO REALLY MAKE SURE THAT MY DAUGHTER'S OKAY BEFORE

I TREAT MYSELF TO SOMETHING.

-DID YOU MISS MY VEGAS BOMB? -OH, YES.

I ONLY HAVE THEM WHEN I COME OUT HERE.

ANGELICA HAS AFFECTION FOR BRETT

BECAUSE SHE SEES THE WAY HE TREATS ME.

HE ENJOYS AND LOVES SPENDING TIME WITH ANGELICA, AS WELL.

SO, HOW IS ANGELICA DOING?

I'M JUST A LITTLE CONCERNED, THAT'S ALL.

-WITH? -JASON.

HE'S ASKED HER TO MOVE IN WITH HIM.

REALLY?

I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT

BECAUSE HE STILL HAS TO FINALIZE HIS DIVORCE.

HE STILL HAS BELONGINGS FROM HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND AT HIS HOUSE.

-AH. -SO, I'M VERY SUSPICIOUS OF HIM.

MAYBE HE'S LAZY.

MAYBE HE JUST DOESN'T WANT TO DEAL WITH IT.

I DON'T CARE IF HE'S LAZY OR NOT.

I'M NOT GIVING THIS GUY ANY EXCUSES.

HE JUST NEEDS TO GET HIS ACT STRAIGHT.

SUNHE AND ANGELICA HAVE PROBABLY

ONE OF THE MOST INTERESTING RELATIONSHIPS

I'VE EVER ENCOUNTERED.

SUNHE CAN BE A VERY DEMANDING INDIVIDUAL OF HER DAUGHTER.

I FEEL THAT SUNHE DOES PLAY A MAJOR ROLE

IN ANGELICA AND JASON'S RELATIONSHIP.

I KIND OF HAVE AN INCLINATION THAT HER MOVING IN

WITH HIM MAY TAKE SOME OF YOU AND HER TIME AWAY.

ABSOLUTELY!

I THINK YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT AGAINST THAT.

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE DINNER WITH THEM TONIGHT.

I WANT TO SEE IF HE'S FOLLOWED THROUGH

ON ANY OF THE THINGS THAT HE SAID HE WAS GONNA DO.

YOU THINK PINNING THE GUY DOWN ON VALENTINE'S DAY

IS THE APPROPRIATE TIME TO DO IT?

BUT WHEN IS THE PERFECT TIME, THOUGH?

YEAH, BUT, HONEY, IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY, YOU KNOW?

I DON'T CARE.

NO ONE IS GOING TO LOVE MY DAUGHTER THE WAY I DO.

YOU DON'T NEED TO UNDERSTAND,

NOR DOES ANYONE ELSE HAS TO UNDERSTAND.

IT'S MY JOB AS A MOM AND AS HER BEST FRIEND,

HER PARTNER IN LIFE.

IT IS MY CONCERN.

AND THINKING ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW KIND OF MAKES ME CRY

BECAUSE I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT SHE'S GOING TO BE OKAY.

I WANT HER TO BE HAPPY.

I'M SAYING THIS BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT HER

AND YOUR FEELINGS, AS WELL, SO...

I KNOW, BUT I NEED TO KNOW IF HE'S FOLLOWING THROUGH.

SURE, AND, UH...

AND IF HE DIDN'T, HE'S GONNA HEAR FROM ME TONIGHT.

AND I BELIEVE THAT 100%.

ONCE YOU SINK YOUR TEETH INTO SOMETHING, YOU DON'T LET GO,

SO I FEEL SORRY FOR THE GUY THIS EVENING.

♪♪

Dawn: YEAH. ALYSSA, THAT'S PERFECT.

HEY, GRANT IS OVER HERE. PERFECT.

-IS THAT DONE? -NO, THIS LOOKS GOOD.

OH, PERFECT, THAT'S WONDERFUL. WE'VE BEEN SEEING A LOT.

YEAH, WE'VE BEEN SEEING EACH OTHER SO MUCH.

TONIGHT'S THE BIG REVEAL WHERE WE FINALLY GET

TO TELL EVERYBODY THAT I'M PREGNANT.

JARED STILL DOESN'T KNOW THAT I TOLD MY MOM THE SECRET,

SO I'M JUST HOPING THAT WE CAN GET THROUGH THIS ANNOUNCEMENT.

ONCE WE FINALLY EVERYBODY AND THE BIG NEWS IS OUT,

IT WILL BE JUST SUCH A RELIEF.

Dawn: OKAY, EVERYBODY, LET'S GO SIT DOWN.

LET'S GO. READY, HON?

-YEAH. -OH, WOW.

LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE!

GROWING UP, WE ALWAYS DID FAMILY GET-TOGETHERS,

AND SHE DOESN'T LOVE TO COOK. -NO.

SO, THE FACT THAT SHE HAS EVERYONE COME

FOR A FAMILY DINNER SHOWS HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS TO HER.

I CAN'T WAIT TO SET THE TABLE FOR AN EXTRA LITTLE PERSON.

I'M GETTING MY OWN HIGH CHAIR FOR MY HOUSE FOR THE BABY.

I CAN'T WAIT.

IT'S A VERY TIGHT TABLE.

I DON'T THINK I COULD FIT ANOTHER PERSON AT THIS TABLE.

Dawn: IT'S REALLY HARD FOR ME TO KEEP A SECRET,

BUT I HAVE TO KEEP THAT STRAIGHT FACE AND BE VERY SURPRISED

WHEN SHE TELLS EVERYONE THAT SHE'S PREGNANT.

EVERYONE, I WANT TO THANK YOU ALL FOR MAKING THE TRIP HERE.

NOTHING'S MORE IMPORTANT TO ME THAN FAMILY,

AND TO HAVE ALL YOU HERE TODAY...

I WOULDN'T HAVE MISSED IT.

THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.

IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE ALL OF OUR FAMILY TOGETHER.

IT'S JUST SO, SO LOVELY.

UM, I THINK WHAT I'M MOST THANKFUL FOR IS THAT...

WE'RE PREGNANT!

[ CHEERING ]

I KNEW IT!

-REALLY? -I KNEW IT!

MY BABY'S HAVING A BABY?

I'M SO EXCITED!

I'VE BEEN WANTING TO BE A GRANDMOTHER FOR SO LONG.

I'M A MIMI. [ LAUGHS ]

OH, MY GOD.

READY, GRANT?

REALLY?

I KNOW NOW.

DID CHER TELL YOU ANYTHING?

OR DID YOU FIND OUT JUST NOW?

I -- I JUST...

UM... -YOU JUST FOUND OUT?

NOW. I'M JUST SO EXCITED.

NOW THAT WE GOT THAT OUT OF THE WAY, LET'S PARTY.

[ CHEERING ]

-I CAN'T DRINK THAT, BUT... -WE'LL DRINK FOR YOU.

MY MOM AND I TOTALLY GOT AWAY WITH KEEPING THIS A SECRET.

NOW EVERYBODY KNOWS AND THAT FEELS AMAZING.

I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A TOAST TO CHER AND JARED.

I AM SO OVERWHELMED AND EXCITED FOR THE BOTH OF YOU.

I'VE BEEN WANTING TO BE A MIMI FOR A VERY LONG TIME.

CONGRATULATIONS!

-CHEERS. -CHEERS.

-CHEERS. -THANK YOU.

I DON'T LIKE TO KEEP SECRETS, BUT A LITTLE WHITE LIE,

AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T HURT ANYBODY.

I JUST WANT TO BE A PART OF YOUR LIFE.

I HAVE A FEELING YOU'RE GONNA BE THERE EVERY STEP OF THE WAY.

WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT. [ LAUGHS ]

YOU'RE NOT FOLLOWING THROUGH ON ANYTHING.

THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.

I WANTED TO PUNCH HIM IN THE THROAT.

♪♪

I'M SO HAPPY THAT BRETT'S HERE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY.

THANK YOU.

AND I'M EVEN HAPPIER TO BE ABLE TO MEET ANGELICA FOR DINNER.

Brett: OH, HERE THEY ARE.

Angelica: I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS BECAUSE MY MOM

AND JASON HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER

SINCE THE LITTLE INCIDENT WHERE HE ASKED ME TO MOVE IN.

SO, WE'LL JUST SEE HOW IT GOES.

-HI. -HI.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY'S DAY, MAMA.

OH, THANK YOU.

-AWW. -HELLO, HONEY.

HI. HOW ARE YOU?

I'M GOOD.

I'M EXCITED FOR THE DINNER TONIGHT.

I DON'T KNOW HOW SUNHE'S GONNA REACT, BUT I'M HUNGRY,

SO WE'LL SEE WHERE IT GOES.

WHAT IS A HOUSE SPECIALTY?

I WILL TRY IT.

-I'LL DO THE SAME THING. -SAME THING?

SHE'LL HAVE THE SEA BASS.

-OKAY. -MAY I HAVE PAD THAI, PLEASE?

USUALLY, ANGELICA ORDERS FOR HER MOTHER WHEN THEY GO OUT.

IF THERE'S AN ISSUE WITH THE ORDER, SHE MIGHT BE

A LITTLE UPSET ABOUT IT AND KIND OF BLAME ANGELICA,

BUT SHE DOESN'T LOOK AT THE MENU.

I GOT THIS FOR YOU.

AWW, WONDERFUL.

FOR ME?

"THANK YOU FOR MAKING A DIFFERENCE IN MY LIFE EVERY DAY.

LOVE ALWAYS, SUNHE."

"IF YOU KEEP FEEDING ME, I'LL KEEP LOVING YOU."

-AWW. -AWW.

THANK YOU, HONEY.

THIS IS FOR YOU.

AWW! "YOU'RE A PRICELESS GEM.

MY LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL BECAUSE OF YOU.

THE ONE WHO LOVES YOU MOST. MOMMY."

-THAT'S RIGHT. -YES.

THE ONE THAT LOVES YOU THE MOST.

YES.

SOMETHING FOR YOU.

SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL.

THEY'RE -- LOOK! OH, MY GOSH, I LOVE IT!

SO WE'LL MATCH.

Brett: OH, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

I THOUGHT THE RINGS WERE VERY CUTE,

BUT BEING IDENTICAL WAS JUST A LITTLE ODD.

AWW. THANKS, MOM.

♪♪

THEY HAVE US.

WE'RE GIFTS.

I AGREE.

I KIND OF COUGHED SOMETHING UP.

WHAT?

HE BOOKED US A FIVE-DAY BAHAMAS CRUISE.

GOOD JOB.

OH, MY GOSH.

I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE THAT.

-HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY. -AWW.

I CAN'T BELIEVE JASON BOUGHT US A CRUISE.

YOU DESERVE IT.

I HAVE NEVER GONE ON A TRIP LIKE THIS BEFORE.

I'M PRETTY FLOORED RIGHT NOW.

♪♪

SOMEBODY'S JEALOUS.

NO, NOT JEALOUS.

JASON'S GIFT DIDN'T SETTLE VERY WELL WITH ME.

IN FACT, IT UPSET ME.

I FEEL LIKE IT'S MORE LIKE A DISTRACTION,

AND CURTAILING THE REAL ISSUE IS FINALIZING THE DIVORCE,

AND GETTING HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND'S BELONGINGS OUT OF HIS HOME.

HOW ABOUT WE DO THAT FIRST?

DO YOU HAVE ANY UPDATES FOR ME?

NOT YET.

VALENTINE'S EVENING IS NOT NECESSARILY THE NIGHT

TO BRING SOMETHING UP LIKE THIS.

BUT SUNHE'S THE TYPE OF WOMAN THAT WILL HANDLE BUSINESS.

HOPEFULLY IN A TACTFUL MANNER.

IN BETWEEN KIND OF A HECTIC WORK SCHEDULE.

I JUST HAVEN'T DONE IT YET. -THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.

THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!

I JUST FEEL LIKE HE'S PLAYING HER.

I FEEL LIKE HE'S STRINGING HER ALONG.

I MEAN, IS THIS A JOKE?

IS MY DAUGHTER A JOKE?

I WANTED TO PUNCH HIM IN THE THROAT.

Jason: SURE. IT'S REASONABLE.

YOU'RE NOT FOLLOWING THROUGH ON ANYTHING.

♪♪

NEXT TIME ON "sMOTHERED"...

I'M, LIKE, SO, SO EXCITED.

IT'S A DELICATE BALANCE KEEPING MY MOM HAPPY

AND KEEPING MY HUSBAND HAPPY.

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG SHE'S GONNA STAY?

Both: WE'RE GONNA BE EXTREMELY BUSY.

DOES CARLY KNOW ABOUT THIS PLAN?

YEAH, YOU KNOW HOW THOSE TWO WHACKJOBS ARE.

-CARLY'S ACTING LIKE A BABY. -HOPEFULLY SHE'LL SHOW UP.

AND IF SHE DOESN'T COME, SHE'LL BE SORRY

BECAUSE I'M A BITCH.

NO ONE'S TREATING MY DAUGHTER LIKE A WHORE.

SOMETHING DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT TO ME, JASON.

CAN YOU SHOW ME YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND'S THINGS?

AT THIS POINT, I COULD STILL WALK AWAY.

Man: WE'RE GONNA CROWN THE QUEEN.

AH! AH! AH!

MY MOM RUINED MY 21st BIRTHDAY.

QUIT TRYING TO MAKE HER INTO SOMEBODY ELSE.

I'M JUST TIRED OF IT...

YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO YOUR DAUGHTER.