Original subtitles

♪♪

MM, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU.

ANYTHING YOU NEED.

SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND.

YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, TOO.

♪♪

Angelica: MY MOTHER AND I SHARE THE SAME BED.

I'M THE LITTLE SPOON AND SHE'S THE BIG SPOON.

Cher: WE ACT ALIKE. WE DRESS ALIKE.

WE'RE LIKE TWINS.

AFTER THIS, I'LL REALLYLOOK LIKE YOU.

[ LAUGHS ] YEAH.

WHOO!

WE PARTY TOGETHER, CLUB TOGETHER.

Mariah: I FEEL LIKE MY MOM SHOULD LIVE HER LIFE NOW

LIKE SHE'S IN HER 20s.

WHY SHOULDN'T SHE DO THAT?

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

Angelica: IF THE WATER IS STILL HOT,

WE WILL SHARE THE BATH WATER.

[ SIGHS ]

Sunhe: IF I COULD FIND A MAN VERSION OF ANGELICA,

I WOULD MARRY THEM IN A HEARTBEAT.

SO WE'LL MATCH.

[ GASPS ] OH, MY GOSH. I LOVE IT.

SHE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.

Woman: CRISTINA LIVES FIVE HOUSES AWAY FROM ME.

WE MEET FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH, DINNER.

GEEZ. YOU GUYS COULD SHOVEL A LITTLE.

AND I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY.

YOU GUYS ARE WEARING THE SAME SWEATER?

REALLY?

MY SISTER IS VERY OBSESSED WITH MY MOM.

AND MY MOM IS VERY OBSESSED WITH MY SISTER.

YOU ABSOLUTELY STALK ME.

YOU HIRED A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR TO FOLLOW ME.

THAT'S CRAZY.

I HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW WHERE YOU'RE AT.

KIND OF NICE TO HAVE A LITTLE ALONE TIME, HUH?

ANGELICA MADE CLEAR EARLY IN THE RELATIONSHIP ABOUT HER MOTHER.

SOMETIMES I DO FEEL IF SUNHE WASN'T IN THE PICTURE,

MAYBE THINGS WOULD BE A LITTLE SMOOTHER.

I HAVE THE STRONGEST INFLUENCE IN HER LIFE,

AND WITHOUT MY BLESSING,

I DOUBT SHE'LL TAKE IT TO THE NEXT STEP WITH YOU.

I'M LOOKING AT YOU FOR GUIDANCE.

I'M LOOKING AT YOU TO SAY, "THIS IS TOO MUCH."

THIS ISN'T WHAT SHOULD BE PROJECTED

FOR A MOM AND A DAUGHTER.

YOU DON'T THINK ANYTHING'S WRONG WITH IT, YOU'RE CRAZY.

THINK I SPEND MORE TIME WITH MY MOM THAN MY HUSBAND.

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T BE PART OF THIS.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

I'M DYING TO BE HANGING OUT WITH MY MOTHER ALL DAY.

IT REALLY HURTS MY FEELINGS WHEN I FEEL LIKE

I'M COMPLETELY OUT OF THE LOOP.

WHERE WILL I FIT IN?

LIKE, I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GONNA FIT IN.

OH, MY GOD. ARE YOU SERIOUS?

I JUST DON'T EVEN WANT TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE.

OKAY.MY MOM RUINED MY 21st BIRTHDAY.

IF I AGREE WITH HER, SHE'S GREAT.

IF I DON'T, I DON'T.

AND THEN HER DAD,

AND I'M [BLEEP] TIRED OF EVERYBODY.

WOULD YOU ACCEPT MY LOVE?

THIS IS NOT RIGHT.

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? GIVE IT BACK?

YEAH.

♪♪

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CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS

♪♪

[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]

Dawn: HELLO.

HI!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Cher: MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD IS MY MOM.

WE DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER,

AND WHEN WE'RE NOT WITH EACH OTHER IN PERSON,

THEN WE'LL BE ON THE PHONE TOGETHER.

YOU WEARING THE SAME SHIRT AS ME RIGHT NOW?

WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

ARE YOU WEARING THE SHIRT I GOT YOU?

THAT'S WHAT I'M WEARING! [ LAUGHS ]

Cher: MY MOTHER AND I LOOK A LOT ALIKE.

WE ACT ALIKE. WE DRESS ALIKE.

SO PEOPLE OFTEN MISTAKE US AS SISTERS.

THAT'S SO FUNNY.

I'M GLAD YOU LIKE THE SHIRT I GOT YOU.

WE'RE LIKE TWINS. [ CHUCKLES ]

♪♪

JARED, I JUST CALLED MY MOM ON FACETIME,

AND SHE'S WEARING THE SAME SHIRT THAT I'M WEARING.

Jared: THE EXACT SAME SHIRT?

THE EXACT SAME SHIRT!

WHAT?

IT WAS NICE TO HAVE A LITTLE ME,

AND THEN TO TOP IT OFF,

THEN WE EVEN LOOKED ALIKE.

♪ I LOVE YOU MORE EVERY DAY ♪

FROM THE TIME SHE WAS AN INFANT,

I FELT THAT SHE WAS GOING TO BE MY VERY BEST FRIEND.

♪ I CAN GO LOW OR I CAN GO HIGH ♪

♪ THE SWEETER SIDE ♪

♪ BABY, THE APPLE OF MY EYE ♪

I MADE HER GROW UP MAYBE A LITTLE EARLIER

THAN A GIRL WOULD GROW UP

BECAUSE I WOULD TALK TO HER ABOUT EVERYTHING.

MAYBE THAT'S WHY I NAMED HER CHER,

TO SHARE MY INTIMATE THINGS WITH.

Cher: I WOULD ONLY WANT TO PLAY WITH HER,

AND I NEVER HAD AS MUCH FUN

PLAYING WITH OTHER PEOPLE.

SHE WOULD WAKE ME UP IN THE MORNING

TO GET READY FOR SCHOOL AND SAY, "YOU WANT TO PLAY HOOKY?"

AND I WOULD SAY, "YES!"

AND THEN SHE WOULD TAKE ME FOR A FULL GIRL'S DAY,

AND WE'D GO SHOPPING, WE'D DO OUR NAILS,

AND GO TO LUNCH.

AND THEN WE'D COME HOME AND, YOU KNOW,

MY DAD WOULD SAY, "SO, HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY?"

AND I'D BE LIKE, "IT WAS GREAT!

YOU KNOW, IT WAS GOOD."

BUT IT WAS OUR LITTLE SECRET,

AND IT'S OUR LITTLE SPECIAL ALONE TIME.

WE HAVE THIS CONNECTION THAT IS VERY STRANGE.

WE COULD ACTUALLY FEEL FOR EACH OTHER.

IT'S LIKE TWINS.

HI!HI!

♪♪

MY DAD'S A DOCTOR. MY HUSBAND'S A DOCTOR.

SHE GOT MARRIED AT 23.

I GOT MARRIED AT 22.

I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU, TOO.

NOTHING LIKE HAVING A DAUGHTER.

CHER AND I HAVE OUR OWN UNIQUE HANDSHAKE.

WE LOVE TO GO SHOPPING.

WE LOVE TO DO MAKEUP TOGETHER.

Cher: THE LONGEST THAT I'VE EVER GONE

WITHOUT TALKING TO MY MOM IS MAYBE A FEW HOURS.

WEAR SOMETHING SIMILAR.

I'M WEARING MY BLACK PANTS ROMPER JUST 'CAUSE

I KNOW, LIKE, WE'RE GONNA GET THINGS DIRTY ON IT.

JARED IS MY HUSBAND.

WE LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY TOGETHER.

YOU GOT THAT IN, BABE?YEAH, I GOT IT.

IT'S HARD HAVING THIS DISTANCE BETWEEN US WITH HER

LIVING IN NEW YORK AND ME LIVING IN FLORIDA.

LOVE YOU. LOVE YOU.

CAN'T WAIT! OKAY, LOVE YOU.

BYE.

IT WAS DEFINITELY OVERWHELMING AT FIRST

TO DEAL WITH CHER AND DAWN TOGETHER,

'CAUSE WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER, ESPECIALLY IN THE BEGINNING,

I FELT LIKE I WAS THE THIRD WHEEL.

WE'RE SITTING HERE

ENJOYING THE DAY AT THE RESORT.

THERE'S JARED.

FOR THE PAST SEVEN WEEKS,

I'VE BEEN KEEPING A HUGE SECRET FROM MY MOM.

Jared: WE HAVEN'T TOLD ANYBODY YET.

YEAH. NOBODY KNOWS.

NOBODY KNOWS, NOT EVEN CHER'S MOM.

ALRIGHT, WE JUST FINISHED!

WE FINISHED! WE DID IT.

FIRST ONE!

IT'S SO HARD TO NOT TELL MY MOM THAT I'M PREGNANT

BECAUSE I TELL HER EVERYTHING,

AND THE FACT THAT I HAVE TO KEEP THIS A SECRET IS KILLING ME.

SO, YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL YOUR MOM BEFOREHAND, RIGHT?

ABOUT WHAT?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "ABOUT WHAT?"

I HAVE TO TELL HER, JARED. YOU KNOW THAT.

JARED AND I ARE PLANNING ON GOING TO VISIT

OUR FAMILY IN FLORIDA.

I AM VERY EXCITED TO BE GOING HOME,

AND TO TELL EVERYONE THE GOOD NEWS

IS GOING TO BE SUCH A RELIEF.

BUT JARED WANTS ME TO KEEP THIS A SECRET

UNTIL WE TELL EVERYBODY TOGETHER.

I THOUGHT WE SAID WE WERE GONNA TELL EVERYONE AT THE SAME TIME.

I WAITED 7 1/2 WEEKS ALREADY

THAT I HAVEN'T TOLD HER

'CAUSE I WAS WAITING TO TELL HER IN PERSON.

SHE'S GONNA BE, LIKE, HURT.

I HAVE TO TELL HER BEFORE.

DON'T YOU THINK THAT, LIKE,

MY MOM AND MY DAD AND YOUR DAD

WOULD WANT TO KNOW JUST THE SAME AS EVERYONE ELSE?

CHER AND DAWN ARE SOCLOSE.

AS THE HUSBAND, IT'S A LITTLE BIT DIFFICULT BECAUSE I KNOW

I DON'T HAVE THE SAME BOND THAT THEY DO.

EVERYONE IS A PART OF THIS

JUST LIKE YOUR MOM AND YOU.

SHE ONLY HAS ONE DAUGHTER.

SHE'S GONNA WANT TO HEAR IT FIRST

'CAUSE THIS IS THE ONE TIME SHE'S GONNA GET

TO HEAR THIS FIRST FROM SOMEBODY.

AND SHE'S NOT JUST EVERYBODY ELSE.

SHE'S MY MOM.

Cher: I FEEL THAT MY MOM WOULD REALLY BE UPSET

IF I TOLD HER THE SAME TIME THAT I TOLD EVERYBODY ELSE

BECAUSE THIS IS SOMETHING, YOU KNOW,

SHE ALWAYS WOULD TELL ME,

"YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME FIRST, RIGHT?

LIKE, YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME BEFORE JARED FINDS OUT."

THIS IS OUR SPECIAL TIME.

THIS ISN'T HIS.

SO MANY TIMES WE GET INTO THIS SITUATION

AND I LET YOU HAVE YOUR WAY,

BUT THIS IS ONE THING THAT I FEEL REALLY,

REALLY STRONGLY ABOUT.

I'M JUST ASKING YOU

TO PLEASE, PLEASE THINK ABOUT IT.

FINE.

I'LL THINK ABOUT IT, BUT NO GUARANTEES.

♪♪

Angelica: HEY, MOM, HOW'S IT GOING?

IT'S NICE AND HOT IN HERE.

THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT MY DAUGHTER,

SHE IS THE VERY ESSENCE

OF WHO I AM AS A MOTHER.

SHE'S JUST A PRECIOUS LITTLE DIAMOND TO ME.

♪♪

MORNINGS WITH MY MOM ARE SO IMPORTANT

BECAUSE WE WORK SO MUCH,

SO WE TRY TO MAKE THE MOST OF OUR TIME.

HEY, ANGELICA. YEAH, MOM?

ARE YOU READY TO GET IN?

I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

IF THE WATER IS STILL HOT,

WE WILL SHARE THE BATH WATER.

SHE'LL TAKE A QUICK BATH, AND THEN I'LL GO RIGHT AFTER HER.

SHE ALWAYS GOES FIRST,

AND I KNOW IT MAKES HER HAPPY.

WHEN SHE GOES INTO MY BATH WATER AFTER I'VE BATHED,

IT SHOWS ME SO MUCH TRUST AND A BOND THAT IS UNEXPLAINABLE.

IT'S...

IT'S AMAZING.

[ SIGHS ]

♪♪

MY MOM IS THE CLOSEST PERSON TO ME

IN MY LIFE EVER.

EVEN AFTER LIFE,

SHE'S GONNA BE THE CLOSEST PERSON TO ME.

THANK YOU, BABY.

Sunhe: WHEN I FIRST SAW ANGELICA,

SHE LOOKED LIKE AN ANGEL.

I SAID, "SHE IS GONNA BE MY EVERYTHING."

I HAD TO BE THE STRONG ONE FOR MY DAUGHTER

BECAUSE SHE HAD NO FATHER.

MY FIRST HUSBAND, WHICH IS ANGELICA'S FATHER,

HE HASN'T BEEN IN OUR LIVES

EVER SINCE SHE WAS ABOUT 6 MONTHS OLD.

I HAD TO STEP UP IN THE ABSENCE OF HIM NOT BEING IN HER LIFE

TO BE HER FATHER, AS WELL AS HER MOTHER, HER SISTER, HER FRIEND.

[ Voice breaking ] I COULDN'T PICTURE MY LIFE WITHOUT HER.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'D BE,

WHO I'D BE AS A PERSON IF IT WASN'T FOR HER.

THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

YOU READY?

YES, I AM.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO FOR ME TODAY?

I'M GONNA TOUCH UP YOUR TOES RIGHT HERE.

WE'VE ALWAYS LIVED TOGETHER.

I HAVE NEVER LIVED WITH ANYBODY ELSE.

I COULD BE WITHOUT A MAN IF I HAVE HER.

I'D BE COMPLETELY HAPPY

JUST WITH ANGELICA WITH ME.

I NEED A MAN.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

SHE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.

YOU ARE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.

[ CHUCKLES ]

IF I COULD FIND A MAN VERSION OF ANGELICA,

I WOULD MARRY THEM IN A HEARTBEAT.

HAVE YOU TALKED TO BRETT TODAY?

UH, YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, I DID.

Sunhe: I DO HAVE A FIANCé.

BRETT LIVES IN OMAHA, NEBRASKA.

I AM SATISFIED WITH THE LONG DISTANCE.

I LIKE LIVING WITH ANGELICA,

AND I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE HER EVER.

SO, WHEN IS HE COMING BACK?

WELL, BRETT IS SUPPOSED TO BE COMING 11th TO THE 15th,

I THINK, SO WE'LL HAVE HIM FOR VALENTINE'S WEEKEND,

WHICH I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT.

OKAY.WHAT ARE YOU UP TO TODAY?

JASON AND I ARE GONNA GO ON A DATE.

OH.

♪♪

WHERE ARE YOU PLANNING TO GO?

I THINK HE'S TAKING ME GO-KART RACING.

JASON'S MY BOYFRIEND.

WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR ALMOST TWO YEARS.

WE'RE VERY, VERY COMPATIBLE.

HE GETS ME 100%.

HE UNDERSTANDS THE NEED THAT I HAVE FOR MY MOM.

SHE NEEDS TO BE THERE.

AND SO, HE'LL INCLUDE HER IN OUR DATES.

SO SHE'S RIDING IN THE BACK WHILE WE'RE IN THE FRONT,

AND WE TOW HER ALONG.

AM I BEING INVITED TO GO OR IT'S JUST SOMETHING...

HMM.

MY MOM IS ALWAYS FIRST, AND JASON KNOWS THAT.

I DO MAKE IT A POINT TO LET HER KNOW,

"HEY, I WANT TO SEE JASON."

HE KNOWS THAT MY MOM CAN BE PRETTY DEMANDING.

I WAS JUST THINKING IT COULD BE HIM AND I.

JASON WOULD PROBABLY APPRECIATE THAT TIME.

♪♪

Sunhe: THE HAPPINESS THAT I SEE WITH HER AND JASON,

I'M TRYING VERY HARD TO EMBRACE IT,

BUT JASON'S GOT TOO MANY THINGS THAT HE NEEDS TO TAKE CARE OF

BEFORE I CAN FEEL AT PEACE WITH THE RELATIONSHIP.

WELL, I'M THINKING ABOUT WHAT I SHOULD BE DOING

WHEN YOU GUYS GO GO-KARTING.

YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS WHAT I COULD DO?

MM. MAYBE JUST RELAX.

I DON'T WANT TO RELAX.

I GET SAD WHEN YOU'RE NOT HERE,

SO I LIKE TO KEEP MYSELF BUSY.

WHEN SHE'S GONE,

I LITERALLY GET PHYSICALLY ILL.

I GET THE SWEATS, I GET ANXIETY.

AND I WANT HER THERE.

WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW ALL THAT.

♪♪

OKAY.

WELL, NEXT TIME,

HOPEFULLY, YOU GUYS WILL INVITE ME.

♪♪

IT'S NICE TO HAVE THE WHOLE FAMILY TOGETHER.

Cher: IT IS REALLY HARD TO BE FACE-TO-FACE WITH MY MOM

AND NOT GETTING TO TELL HER THE BIGGEST NEWS IN MY LIFE.

YEAH, STILL PG.

WE NEED TO GET IT X-RATED.

THIS IS OUR MOVIE, AND EVERYONE'S JUST EXTRAS.

I'M LOOKING AT YOU FOR GUIDANCE.

THIS ISN'T WHAT SHOULD BE PROJECTED

FOR A MOM AND A DAUGHTER.

♪♪

♪♪

HI, MY LITTLE BABY!

HI, MOMMY.

BABY, YOU'RE 21.

I KNOW. I'M SO HAPPY.

OH, MY GOD! [ CHUCKLES ]

GIVE ME A HUG. OH!

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

LET ME START IT, AND THEN YOU FINISH IT.

IS IT YOUR BIRTHDAY?

DID I MAKE YOU?

I'M TURNING 21,

AND I WANT MY MOM TO COME BE 21 WITH ME.

LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

YOU'RE LIKE MY BEST FRIEND, LIKE FOR REAL NOW.

FOR REAL, FOR REAL.

MY MOM IS OBSESSED WITH ME,

AND I'M EQUALLY AS OBSESSED WITH HER.

SHE'S BEEN THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME.

♪♪

SO, ME AND MY MOM ARE EXTREMELY ALIKE.

WE LIKE SUPER GIRLY THINGS.

WE LIKE ATTENTION.

Sandra: I THINK PEOPLE MISUNDERSTAND OUR RELATIONSHIP,

BUT WE HAVE NEVER CARED.

THIS IS OUR MOVIE, AND EVERYONE'S JUST EXTRAS.

Mariah: THINGS THAT WE DO THAT OTHER MOMS AND DAUGHTERS

DON'T DO TOGETHER IS PARTY TOGETHER,

GO OUT TOGETHER, CLUB TOGETHER.

AND WHEN I WAS OLD ENOUGH, WE GOT OUR BOOBS DONE TOGETHER.

WE GO TO THE GYNECOLOGIST TOGETHER.

SHE'S A REFLECTION OF ME. I'M A REFLECTION OF HER.

IF MY COOK IS DISGUSTING,

THAT'S HER REFLECTION.

[ GASPS ] WE'RE GOING TO VEGAS.

SO EXCITED ABOUT THAT.

AND YOU'RE SURE

YOUR FRIENDS ARE GONNA BE OKAY WITH ME GOING?

OF COURSE, MOM, YOU'RE MY BESTIE.

ALRIGHT, I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE.

I WANT YOU TO HAVE A GOOD TIME,

LIKE ALL THE WAY.

I PUSH HER TO BE OUT THERE.

"LET'S GO TO VEGAS.

YOU CAN LIVE YOUR LIFE NOW LIKE IF YOU WERE 20.

WHY NOT?"

YOU WERE A LITTLE PEANUT LIKE THAT.

AND THE DAY I WENT TO THE DOCTOR, HE WAS LIKE,

"THERE SHE IS."[ CHUCKLES ]

I KNEW THAT MARIAH, FROM THE DAY THAT SHE WAS BORN,

I KNEW SHE WAS GONNA BE EVERYTHING TO ME.

I SMOTHERED MARIAH LIKE CRAZY.

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN MORE CLOSE TO MY MOM THAN MY DAD.

I DON'T KNOW, I JUST WAS BORN THAT WAY.

WHEN MY PARENTS DIVORCED, IT WAS JUST MY MOM,

AND SHE NEEDED ME TO HELP WITH CHANEL, MY LITTLE SISTER.

I HAD TO, LIKE, STEP UP.

♪♪

Sandra: I HAVE DIFFERENT BONDS WITH MY GIRLS.

WHAT Y'ALL UP TO?

[ CHUCKLES ] HI, BABY!

SOMETIMES, WE LOOK TO CHANEL TO KIND OF KEEP US GROUNDED.

SHE'S SUCH AN ADULT.

WE'RE DOING MAKEUP. WANT TO DO YOURS?

NO, I'M GOOD. WHY?

I'M GONNA GO IN HERE AND TAKE A NAP, DO SOME HOMEWORK.

SOME OF THE THINGS MY SISTER AND MY MOM DO, I WOULDN'T DO.

THE WAY THEY DRESS SOMETIMES IS CRAZY, THE WAY THEY ACT.

WHAT'S UP, LADIES?

HEY. HEY.

Mariah: EVEN THOUGH MY PARENTS ARE DIVORCED,

WE ALL LIVE UNDER ONE ROOF,

AND WE MAKE IT WORK.

Mariah: GROWING UP, I WASN'T SUPER CLOSE WITH MY DAD.

IT TOOK SOME TIME FOR MY MOM

TO REBUILD HER RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM.

THE HELL Y'ALL DOING?OH, MY GOD.

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE THAT FACE?

Adrian: OUR LIVING SITUATION, IT'S DIFFERENT

'CAUSE ME AND SANDRA ARE NOT MARRIED ANYMORE.

BUT IT MAKES SENSE FOR US FINANCIALLY,

AND IT GIVES ME A CHANCE TO BE AROUND MY DAUGHTERS MORE.

I'M FINNA WATCH THE TV.NO, YOU'RE NOT.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.WHAT YOU MEAN?

NO, YOU'RE NOT! WE'RE IN HERE.

BEING IN A HOUSE, AGAIN, WITH THREE ADULT WOMEN

IS MORE THAN I BARGAINED FOR, ACTUALLY.

I CAN SEE HOW SANDRA AND MARIAH HAVE GONE OVERBOARD,

EVEN WITH DRESS.

Sandra: WHEN MARIAH TURNED 19,

SHE STARTED DRESSING A LITTLE BIT MORE PROVOCATIVE.

♪♪

MY SOCIAL MEDIA IS MY ALTER EGO.

IT'S LIKE MY SEXY SIDE.

WHEN MY MOM FIRST SAW MY PHOTO SHOOTS

ON MY SOCIAL MEDIA, SHE WAS VERY SHOCKED.

BUT I EXPLAINED TO HER THAT THOSE PICTURES EMPOWER ME

AND I'M COMFORTABLE IN MY OWN SKIN.

SO, I WAS THINKING MAYBE

THIS SHEER DRESS FOR YOU

BECAUSE IT'S LIKE --THAT ONE FOR ME?

MY MOM USED TO DRESS SUPER MODEST,

AND I'VE ENCOURAGED HER TO DRESS HOW SHE WANTS TO DRESS.

SO OVER TIME, I'VE MADE MY MOM MORE COMFORTABLE IN BEING SEXY

AND EMBRACING HER BODY.

Sandra: OH, MY GOD!

I'M SO EXCITED.

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

SHE SACRIFICED EVERYTHING TO RAISE ME AND MY SISTER,

AND I ADMIRE HER.

AND I JUST WANT THE WORLD TO SEE HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE IS.

THESE LOOK LIKE GRANDMA PANTIES.

YEAH, STILL PG.

WE NEED TO GET IT X-RATED.

RIGHT.

BEFORE WE MOVED BACK IN WITH MY DAD, ME AND MY MOM

USED TO WALK AROUND THE HOUSE NAKED IF WE WANTED TO.

NOW WE CAN'T DO THAT ANYMORE 'CAUSE MY DAD'S AROUND.

SO WE HAVE TO HAVE SOME CLOTHES ON.

LET'S JUST GO SEE WHAT YOUR DAD THINKS.

♪♪

[ LAUGHS ]

Adrian: WHERE THE HELL Y'ALL GOING?

[ LAUGHS ] VEGAS.

VEGAS TRIP FOR MARIAH'S BIRTHDAY.

IT'S FOR VEGAS! SHE'S 21, REMEMBER?

Y'ALL LOOKING LIKE SOME GHETTO MERMAIDS OR SOMETHING.

Chanel: IT'S CUTE,

BUT Y'ALL A LITTLE TOO MUCH IN THE FRONT.

[BLEEP] IS ALL OUT.

YOU NEED TO...COVER IT UP A LITTLE?

SOMETHING, SOMEHOW.

I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THEY'RE SUPER COMFORTABLE

WEARING THESE OUT IN PUBLIC.

SOMETIMES, I FEEL LIKE MY MOM AND MY SISTER

DO PUSH THE LIMIT ON WHAT THEY WEAR,

AND THIS MIGHT BE ONE OF THOSE TIMES.

WHEN I GET OLDER, I'M FOR SURE NOT DRESSING HALF-NAKED,

ESPECIALLY NOT WITH MY MOM.

WE WANT TO POP OUT. WE WANT TO STAND OUT.

A LOT POPPIN' OUT.

Chanel: WHY YOU KEEP --

YOU DON'T WANT TO SHOW IN FRONT OF DAD.

NAH, SHE AIN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE THAT ON.

WHAT YOU DOING WITH ALL THAT?

I DON'T WANT TO SHOW DAD MY NIPS.

THAT'S WEIRD.QUIT LOOKING.

WHAT YOU MEAN "QUIT LOOKING"? THEY OUT.

ROXY DON'T EVEN WANT TO LOOK.

Adrian: I ALWAYS WANT TO PARENT, AND I'M A FATHER.

THAT'S STILL MY BABY TO ME.

YOU'VE BEEN TO VEGAS. HOW DO THEY DRESS?

YEAH, DAD.THEY DON'T DRESS LIKE THAT.

YOU ACT LIKE YOU AIN'T NEVER BEEN TO VEGAS.

HOW THEY DRESS, THEN?

TO SEE SANDRA'S BOOBS IN AN OUTFIT LIKE THAT

KIND OF STARTLED ME, TOO,

BECAUSE I DON'T LOOK AT HER LIKE THAT ANYMORE YOU KNOW,

BACK IN THE DAY, IT WAS, "HEY!"

NOW IT'S LIKE, "HEY."

ARE Y'ALL REALLY WEARING THAT?

MARIAH.

THAT'S TOO MUCH, MAN.

I'M NOT APPROVING THAT.

MARIAH AND I ARE GONNA CELEBRATE MARIAH'S 21st BIRTHDAY

THE WAY THAT WE WANT TO CELEBRATE IT,

AND ADRIAN HAS NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT.

SHE'S MY DAUGHTER.

HE'S NOT GONNA STOP US.

[ SMOOCHES ]

OKAY.

YOU ALREADY KNOW DADDY'S NOT GONNA LIKE THAT.

YOU LIKE THAT FOR REAL?

IT'S THEM.

I DON'T KNOW.

♪♪

WHAT'S YOUR MOM UP TO TODAY?

MM, I THINK SHE'S JUST KIND OF LOUNGING.

SHE'S FLYING SOLO TODAY.

KIND OF NICE TO HAVE A LITTLE ALONE TIME, HUH?

YEAH, IT'S NICE.

WE DON'T HAVE IT THAT OFTEN.

Angelica: MY MOM WAS A LITTLE ANNOYED

THAT SHE WASN'T INVITED TO OUR DATE.

JASON AND I HAVE TO HAVE TIME ALONE,

AND I'M NOT GONNA APOLOGIZE FOR THAT.

I THINK JASON WOULD PREFER IF HE DID HAVE ME ALL TO HIMSELF,

JUST AS MY MOM WOULD HAVE ME ALL TO HERSELF.

ANGELICA MADE VERY CLEAR EARLY IN THE RELATIONSHIP

ABOUT HER MOTHER, ABOUT BEING CLOSE TO HER.

ANGELICA REALLY WANTS HER MOM'S APPROVAL

FOR EVERYTHING SHE DOES IN LIFE.

OH, WHY THANK YOU.OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.

IT IS A RARE OPPORTUNITY FOR ME TO TAKE ANGELICA

OUT ON A DATE WITHOUT HER MOTHER,

SO I'M GONNA TAKE FULL ADVANTAGE.

WELL, HERE WE ARE.

IT'S A LITTLE ODD THAT SHE'S NOT WITH US.

SHE'S STILL HERE.

JASON AND I MET AT WORK.

OH. IT'S SO TINY.

FIRST, WE WERE FRIENDS.

LITTLE DID I KNOW THAT I WAS JUST FALLING FOR HIM.

YOU TRY TO KISS ME?

ESKIMO.

WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR ALMOST TWO YEARS,

AND I JUST GET ALONG WITH HIM SO WELL.

WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER.

HE UNDERSTANDS MY PERSONALITY,

AND WE JUST HAVE A LOT OF FUN TOGETHER.

EASY DOES IT.

GOOD?

Man: ALRIGHT, GUYS. VISORS DOWN. VISORS DOWN.

ALRIGHT, HERE WE GO.

♪♪

I'M GONNA GET YOU.

I'M GONNA WIN. I'M GONNA WIN.

Angelica: I DO REALLY CARE ABOUT JASON.

IF OUR RELATIONSHIP DID FAIL,

IT'D PROBABLY AFFECT ME MORE THAN I CAN ADMIT.

I WOULD BE DEVASTATED.

WHOO!

THERE IS SOMETHING I'VE BEEN REALLY WANTING TO ASK ANGELICA.

I WANT TO PROVE TO ANGELICA HOW MUCH I LOVE HER

AND GO TO THE NEXT BIG STEP IN OUR RELATIONSHIP.

I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW

WHAT HER RESPONSE IS GONNA BE.

AND I DON'T KNOW IF ANGELICA'S GONNA ANSWER FOR HER

OR FOR WHAT HER MOTHER WANTS.

THIS GOOD? RIGHT HERE?

YEAH, RIGHT HERE.

THANK YOU.

SO, WHAT'D YOU THINK?THAT WAS A LOT OF FUN.

IT WAS.

I'M STILL A LITTLE...

SHAKY.

JUST A LITTLE BIT.

IF I MAY...

♪♪

JUST WANTED TO ASK SOMETHING

THAT I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT.

♪♪

UM...

HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT...

♪♪

♪♪

HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT...

♪♪

...MOVING IN WITH ME?

♪♪

UM...

I MEAN, LIKE, I'M SHOCKED THAT YOU ASKED ME.

I MEAN, MAYBE.

♪♪

I'M ACTUALLY KIND OF SCARED TO DO THAT.

I'VE NEVER LIVED WITH ANYBODY ELSE BESIDES MY MOM.

LIKE, WE COULD SIT ON THE PATIO,

HAVE A NICE JACUZZI SET UP OUTSIDE.

YEAH, WITH MOM RIGHT THERE.

IN THE MIDDLE?

SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE IN THE MIDDLE,

BUT SHE CAN BE LIKE ON THE SIDE.

♪♪

WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT.

HAVE YOU EVER...

CONSIDERED?

[ Chuckling ] NO.

I LITERALLY HAVE NOT.

MY MOM HAS BEEN THERE FOR EVERYTHING,

AND I JUST CAN'T...

I CAN'T LEAVE HER OUT.

I KNOW.

BUT, I MEAN, YOU'RE IMPORTANT TO ME, TOO,

AND I WOULD BE WILLING TO DO IT.

I JUST HAVE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

I WANT TO MAKE SURE

THAT MY MOM IS OKAY WITH IT, TOO.

I FEEL IT IS A LITTLE ODD FOR ANGELICA

TO HAVE TO ASK SUNHE PERMISSION.

I EXPECTED HER TO BE ABLE

TO MAYBE MAKE THE DECISION ON HER OWN.

THIS IS A BIG STEP.

MM-HMM.

Angelica: I THINK THAT IT WOULD BE DIFFICULT TO PICTURE MY LIFE

WITHOUT MY MOM,

BUT I WOULD BE READY TO HAVE A DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE IN MY LIFE,

BE WITH JASON AND ONLY JASON AND SEE IF I CAN, YOU KNOW,

HANDLE THAT DISTANCE BETWEEN MY MOM AND I.

I'M VERY SCARED WITH MOVING FORWARD WITH JASON.

I WANT IT TO BE THE RIGHT DECISION.

♪♪

LET ME GET THAT DOOR.

TONIGHT, MY DAD IS TAKING US ALL OUT FOR MY BIRTHDAY,

AND I'M A LITTLE BIT WORRIED

BECAUSE HE'S VERY IRRITATED WITH ME AND MY MOM RIGHT NOW,

SO I'M NOT SO SURE HOW FUN THIS IS GONNA BE.

♪♪

ARE YOU MAD AT ME? NO.

[ Laughing ] YOU STILL LOVE ME.

I JUST KNOW WHERE HER ENCOURAGEMENT COMES FROM.

THIS ISN'T WHAT SHOULD BE PROJECTED

FOR A MOM AND A DAUGHTER.

I DON'T THINK A MOM AND A DAUGHTER SHOULD DRESS THIS WAY.

I'M NOT IN AGREEANCE WITH THE OUTFITS.

Sandra: MM-HMM.THAT'S BIG TO ME.

YOU'RE GOING OUT WITH YOUR BOOBS OUT, YOUR MOM'S BOOBS OUT.

AND YOU DON'T THINK ANYTHING'S WRONG WITH IT, YOU'RE CRAZY.

WHEN ME AND YOUR MOM WERE FIRST TOGETHER,

SHE DIDN'T DRESS LIKE THAT.

I WANTED MOM TO FEEL SEXY, TOO,

SO THAT'S WHY SHE HAD THE DRESS ON, TOO.

YOU DRESS LIKE THAT, TOO?

MNH-MNH. I DON'T.

♪♪

WHAT DO YOU HAVE PLANNED?

♪♪

WE'RE PROBABLY GONNA GO OUT.WHERE?

AND THEN I HAVE THE BLACK MAGIC LIVE SHOW SET UP FOR HER.

YEAH.BLACK MAGIC?

YEAH.

WHAT IS THAT?

[ Laughing ] IT'S LIKE A...

LIKE A CHOCOLATE CHIPPENDALES.

OH, THAT'S WHY Y'ALL GOT THOSE FUNNY OUTFITS.

WHAT ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO DO AT THESE...

SHOWS? YEAH.

I DON'T KNOW. I'VE NEVER BEEN TO ONE.

MOM'S THE ONE WHO...

SET IT UP.OH, MOM.

MOM IS THE INSTIGATOR.

Mariah: SHE'S A GOOD INSTIGATOR.

SHE MAKES THINGS FUN.

RIGHT.

IT'S MY 21st BIRTHDAY, DAD.

SHE'S 21. WE'RE GOING TO VEGAS.

I'M LOOKING AT YOU FOR GUIDANCE.

MY DAD CAN'T WIN ME OVER MY MOM.

THIS IS MYDAUGHTER. YOUDON'T DISCIPLINE HER.

IDO.

CAN WE HAVE A RELAXED BIRTHDAY DINNER?

MY GOODNESS.

I'M PROTECTING MY KID.

I WANT MY KID TO NOT HAVE TO BE GAWKED AT

AND GROPED AND...

NOBODY'S GROPING NOTHING.

EVERYBODY IN THIS FAMILY HAS VERY STRONG PERSONALITIES,

SO EVEN THOUGH MY DAD MAKES GOOD POINTS,

WHEN MARIAH AND MY MOM MAKE UP THEIR MINDS ABOUT SOMETHING,

THEY ARE GONNA DO IT NO MATTER WHAT.

WE'VE BEEN RAISING THESE KIDS ALL THIS TIME.

NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN, OFF OF JUST THIS ONE TIME,

NOW YOU WANT TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE...

Mariah: THAT'S TRUE.

...LIKE "YOU'RE THE ONE GUIDING HER,

YOU'RE THE ONE MISLEADING HER, YOU'RE THE ONE"...

REALLY?

YOU NEVER, EVER SAID THAT BEFORE TO ME.

BECAUSE I'M TALKING ABOUT A SITUATION.

THIS SITUATION IS NOT BACK THEN.

THIS SITUATION IS NOW.

RIGHT, AND SO, WE'VE ALREADY DISCUSSED IT.

♪♪

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT ADRIAN WAS GOING TO TAKE US

GOING TO VEGAS THE WAY THAT HE HAS.

♪♪

[ SIGHS ]

WHY ARE PEOPLE TRYING TO CANCEL VEGAS FOR US?

THAT'S WHY WE KEEP THINGS TO OURSELVES.

IT'S SIN CITY.

WE'VE BEEN DOING WHAT WE WANT TO DO FROM THE BEGINNING.

SINCE DAY 1, BABY.SINCE DAY 1.

I'M SORRY.

IT'S LIKE, I'M ALWAYS IN THE MIDDLE.

LIKE, I'M TRYING TO PROTECT

THAT IF HE DOES SEE YOU,

THAT I TOLD HIM,

BUT THEN IF I TELL HIM, THEN I --

EVERYTHING'S ME.

EVERYTHING'S ON ME.

♪♪

I'M ALRIGHT.

FIRST OF ALL, HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

THANK YOU.

TURNING 21, THAT'S BIG.

YOU KNOW, THAT PUTS YOU IN ADULTHOOD.

YOU MY BABY, YOU KNOW?

I LOVE YOU. LOVE YOU.

MY DAD NEEDS TO ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I'M 21

AND HE'S NO LONGER MARRIED TO MY MOM,

SO WE CAN MAKE OUR OWN DECISIONS ABOUT WHAT WE WANT TO WEAR

TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY IN LAS VEGAS, PERIOD.

WE ORDERED THE SAME THING.

OH, AND Y'ALL ORDERED THE SAME THING.

HOW CUTE.

'CAUSE YOU LIKE YOUR MAMA.

THAT WAS A GOOD COMPLIMENT.

I LIKE THAT.

Adrian: SANDRA'S A GROWN-ASS WOMAN.

SHE CAN MAKE HER OWN CHOICES.

I'M JUST WORRIED ABOUT MARIAH.

SHE NEEDS A MOTHER.

SHE DOESN'T NEED A PARTNER IN CRIME.

♪♪

JARED REALLY INSISTED THAT WE KEEP MY PREGNANCY

A SECRET FROM MY MOM.

I'M GONNA TRY MY BEST TO WAIT.

I GOT YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING.

OH, MY GOD.

I DO LIKE SURPRISES.

♪♪

I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS.

Angelica: I HAVE TO TELL MY MOM,

BUT I'M KIND OF AFRAID WHAT HER REACTION'S GOING TO BE.

♪♪

♪♪

Cher: TODAY, JARED AND I ARE VISITING OUR FAMILIES

IN FLORIDA,

AND MY MOM IS PLANNING THIS BIG FAMILY DINNER

WHERE ALL OF OUR FAMILY IS GOING TO BE THERE.

WE'RE SO EXCITED TO SEE OUR FAMILIES,

AND I'M REALLYEXCITED TO SEE MY MOM.

I'M ALSO FEELING A LITTLE GUILTY

BECAUSE I'VE BEEN KEEPING MY PREGNANCY A SECRET

FOR THE PAST SEVEN WEEKS.

THAT EVERYTHING?THAT'S EVERYTHING.

JARED INSISTED THAT WE KEEP THIS A SECRET

UNTIL TOMORROW NIGHT AT DINNER, BUT IT'S GONNA BE REALLY HARD

TO KEEP IT A SECRET FROM MY MOM UNTIL THEN.

ARE YOU EXCITED TO SEE YOUR FAMILY?

I'M VERY EXCITED.

YOU READY TO BE A BIG BROTHER, BEAR?

YOU READY TO TELL EVERYONE?

I REALLY DON'T WANT TO TRY

AND COME BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR MOM EVER,

AND I WOULD HATE TO CAUSE SOMETHING

THAT WOULD MAKE YOU GUYS BE UPSET AT EACH OTHER.

LIKE, I UNDERSTAND YOUR POINT OF VIEW,

SO, I MEAN,

I'M GONNA DEFINITELY TRY MY BEST TO WAIT.

♪♪

JARED KNOWS THAT MY MOM AND I TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING,

BUT IT'S HARD SOMETIMES IN OUR RELATIONSHIP

BECAUSE SHE GETS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF US,

AND SOMETIMES IT CAN PUT A STRAIN ON A MARRIAGE.

♪♪

HI!

I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU!

I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE CHER TODAY.

OF COURSE, JARED, TOO, BUT REALLY,

I CAN'T WAIT TO SPEND TIME WITH CHER.

WELCOME TO FLORIDA!

HI! HI, DARLING!

WHEN WE FIRST STARTED DATING,

CHER TOLD ME THAT IF HER MOM DIDN'T LIKE ME,

I HAD NO SHOT WHATSOEVER TO BE PART OF THE FAMILY.

CHER AND DAWN ARE IN THEIR OWN LITTLE WORLD,

AND IT FEELS LIKE I'M ON THE OUTSIDE LOOKING IN.

I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS ARE HERE!

I'M EXCITED. I KNOW.

IT'S SO NICE.OH, IT'S SO WONDERFUL.

I'M NOT GONNA WANT YOU TO LEAVE.

IT'S NICE TO HAVE EVERYONE TOGETHER,

THE WHOLE FAMILY TOGETHER.

Cher: IT IS REALLY HARD TO BE AT HOME,

SITTING NEXT TO MY MOM, FACE-TO-FACE WITH HER,

AND NOT GETTING TO TELL HER THE BIGGEST NEWS IN MY LIFE.

♪♪

AAH!

[ LAUGHS ]

THE CELERY NEEDS TO BE RINSED.

YES, OF COURSE.

ALRIGHT, SO MANY PEOPLE.

OH, YEAH. IT'S EXCITING, THOUGH.

YOU GET EVERYONE TOGETHER,

AND IT'S NICE THAT WHEN EVERYONE MAKES THE EFFORT TO COME,

IT SHOWS A LOT, YOU KNOW, THAT EVERYBODY CARES.

HOW BIG DO YOU WANT THESE?

SMALL PIECES.

EVERYONE'S OUTSIDE, AND MY MOM AND I ARE PREPPING DINNER.

IT'S JUST REALLY NICE

GETTING TO HAVE THAT ONE-ON-ONE TIME TOGETHER.

I ALWAYS TELL MY MOM EVERYTHING,

SO KEEPING THE BIGGEST THING IN MY LIFE A SECRET FROM HER,

IT JUST DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT.

I GOT YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING.

ARE YOU KIDDING? YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET --

JUST YOU BEING HERE. THANK YOU.

OKAY, COME SIT. OH, MY GOD.

WHAT?

I DO LIKE SURPRISES, THOUGH.

I'LL NEVER SAY NO TO A SURPRISE.

I LOVE YOU. OH, MY GOD.

I LOVE YOU.

OH, MY GOD.

♪♪

"ONLY THE BEST MOMS GET PROMOTED TO MIMI."

♪♪

[ CHUCKLES ]

DID YOU SEE WHAT ELSE IS IN THERE?

♪♪

OPEN THIS ONE.

OPEN THIS OR I'M GONNA OPEN IT FOR YOU.

OH, MY GOD!

THIS IS THE TEST.

OH, I LOVE IT. I'M GONNA KEEP IT FOREVER.

NO, THAT'S SO GROSS. YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.

SO GROSS. IT'S NOT GROSS.

I WAS JUST SO EXCITED.

YOU CAME OUT OF ME. YOU'RE A PART OF ME.

I PEED ON THAT, MOM.

IT DOESN'T MATTER.

JARED WOULDN'T EVEN TOUCH THAT STICK.

TRUE MOTHER RIGHT HERE. TRUE MOTHER.

NOTHING IS GROSS OF YOUR DAUGHTER.

[ CHUCKLES ]

I FEEL LIKE IT'S ME HAVING THE BABY, TOO.

I'M SO EXCITED.

I WANT TO BE WITH YOU FOR EVERY STEP OF THE WAY.

I WANT TO GO INTERVIEW DIFFERENT DOCTORS.

LIKE, DID YOU ALREADY PICK THE DOCTOR YOU'RE GONNA USE?

I THINK SO. YEAH.

BUT, LIKE, DID YOU INTERVIEW A FEW AND SEE WHICH ONE?

I DID. I WENT TO TWO DIFFERENT DOCTORS.

BUT DID YOU INTERVIEW ANY OF HIS PATIENTS?

NO. I WANT TO MEET HIM.

YOU'LL COME MEET HIM AT ONE OF THE --

YOU KNOW, AND SEE HOW I FEEL.

LIKE, EVEN YOUR PRENATAL VITAMINS.

ARE YOU REMEMBERING TO TAKE IT EVER DAY?

'CAUSE YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT REMEMBERING.

I'VE ONLY MISSED ONE TIME.THAT'S VERY BAD.

I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU.

I'LL BE THERE EVERY STEP OF THE WAY.

ANYTHING YOU NEED, YOU KNOW.

I'M SO HAPPY. [ LAUGHS ]

I'M REALLY SO HAPPY. SHH.

YOU HAVE TO PRETEND YOU DON'T KNOW.

THAT I DON'T KNOW?YOU CAN'T SAY YOU KNOW.

NO, I WON'T.

YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON I'VE TOLD BESIDES JARED.

JARED DIDN'T EVEN WANT ME TO TELL YOU.

'CAUSE DADDY WILL BE HURT, TOO,

SO I WON'T SAY A WORD.

I'LL HIDE THIS.

I KNEW I HAD TO TELL YOU SEPARATELY.

OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH!

OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

IT MEANS SO MUCH.

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH IT MEANS TO ME.

LOVE YOU.

IT IS GONNA BE SO DIFFICULT TO KEEP IT A SECRET

AND NOT TO SLIP THAT SHE'S PREGNANT.

I HOPE I'M GONNA BE ABLE TO DO IT.

WE HAVE TO HIDE ALL OF THIS.OKAY.

AND THEN MAKE SURE THAT NOBODY KNOWS.

AND TONIGHT, YOU HAVE TO PLAY ALONG.

GET YOUR SURPRISE FACE READY.OKAY.

YOU'LL PROBABLY CRY AGAIN, SO IT'S OKAY.

OKAY.

WE'LL GET THAT, AND THEN...

DO YOU WANT TO GET THAT?

I'M JUST GONNA PUT THIS UPSTAIRS.

JASON ASKED ME TO MOVE IN WITH HIM.

♪♪

THERE'S SOME CONCERNS THAT NEED TO BE ADDRESSED.

YES.

♪ IT'S BEEN A LONG, LONG TIME COMING ♪

♪ THIS MOUNTAIN WON'T CLIMB ITSELF ♪

♪ AND TOGETHER, WE CAN MAKE IT, I SWEAR ♪

♪♪

ITCHY AND SCRATCHY.

ITCHY AND SCRATCHY.

JASON ASKED ME TO MOVE IN WITH HIM, AND I'M VERY HAPPY.

BUT I'M SCARED BECAUSE I HAVE TO TELL MY MOM,

AND I'M REALLY NERVOUS.

I'M KIND OF AFRAID WHAT HER REACTION'S GOING TO BE.

♪♪

THE WAITING PERIOD

WHEN ANGELICA'S ON A DATE WITH JASON...

IT'S REALLY HARD.

I DO FEEL LOST WHEN SHE'S NOT HERE,

LIKE MY OTHER HALF IS DEFINITELY MISSING.

HEY, MOMMY. HOW WAS THE DATE?

EXHILARATING.

♪♪

SO, WERE THE GO KARTS, LIKE, REALLY FAST, REAL SLOW?

Sunhe: I MEAN...PRETTY FAST.

I STARTED FIRST, AND THEN I ENDED UP LAST.

I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENED.

OH, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

'CAUSE I WAS DRIVING KIND OF --SHE'S A SPEED RACER.

♪♪

WELL, UH, SOMETHING HAPPENED.

OKAY.

UM...

I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS.

[ CHUCKLES ]

JASON ASKED ME TO MOVE IN WITH HIM.

♪♪

DON'T YOU GUYS HAVE OTHER THINGS THAT YOU NEED TO TAKE CARE OF

BEFORE YOU ACTUALLY MOVE IN TOGETHER?

WELL, I MEAN --

THERE'S SOME CONCERNS

THAT NEED TO BE ADDRESSED BEFORE YOU ACTUALLY...

Jason: YES.

I HAVE PUT UP WITH JASON'S INCONSISTENCIES FOR A LONG TIME,

BUT I REALLY DIDN'T FEEL THAT THE RELATIONSHIP

WAS GONNA GET THIS SERIOUS.

ASKING ANGELICA TO MOVE IN WITH HIM RIGHT NOW INFURIATES ME

IN WAYS THAT I CAN'T EVEN REALLY DESCRIBE.

♪♪

ARE YOU NOT STILL MARRIED?

♪♪

YES.

♪♪

WHOO! VEGAS!

I AM THE GREATEST MOTHER.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

WE'RE PREGNANT!WE'RE PREGNANT!

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

TWINSIES.

I WANT US TO HAVE MATCHING BOOBS.

Woman: WE MATCH WITH EVERYTHING ELSE. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

AAH!♪ SHAKE THAT FANNY ♪

♪ SHAKE, SHAKE THAT FANNY ♪

Woman: THIS IS THE MOST AWKWARD BIRTHDAY

I'VE EVER BEEN TO, WITH THE MOM AND...

WELL, MAINLY WITH THE MOM.

MY RELATIONSHIP WITH CRISTINA

MIGHT AGGRAVATE HER HUSBAND A LITTLE BIT.

SO, IF YOU HAD --AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IT --

WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

I DON'T NEED TO HEAR ALL THE THINGS ABOUT HER BOOBS

AND HER VAGINA AND...

HER BOWEL MOVEMENTS OR WHATEVER.

ALRIGHT, HERE'S THE CHILD.

Cher: OH, MY GOSH!Dawn: OH, WOW!

I WANT TO EXPERIENCE THE WHOLE BIRTH WITH CHER.

WE'RE LIKE TWINS.

I'M SURE I'M GONNA FEEL LIKE I'M FEELING PAIN, ALSO.

I WANT HIM TO WANT YOU IN THE DELIVERY ROOM.

EH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.

I'M GOING IN THAT DELIVERY ROOM.

NOTHING IS GONNA STOP ME.

THIS IS FOR YOU.

"THE ONE WHO LOVES YOU MOST -- MOMMY."

I DO LOOK AT ANGELICA AND SUNHE'S RELATIONSHIP AS ODD.

NO ONE IS GOING TO LOVE MY DAUGHTER THE WAY I DO.

Sunhe: I DON'T WANT NO ONE TO LEAVE YOU

'CAUSE ONE DAY, I'M GONNA HAVE TO LEAVE YOU.

THERE'S NOT EVER GONNA BE ENOUGH TIME, MOM.

♪♪

THE BABY WILLCOME BEFORE ME.

IT'S JUST GONNA BE DIFFERENT, I FEEL.

Mariah: YOU LIED TO ME.

Sandra: I DON'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING

THAT ISN'T TO MAKE YOU HAPPY.

I'M DONE WITH THIS [BLEEP] WITH THIS FAMILY.

I'M SICK OF IT!

HOW DARE YOU QUESTION WHAT I DID.

I'M 31.

YOU TELLING ME WHAT TO DO STOPS NOW.

♪♪

Woman: I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE TO SAY GOODBYE.

[ CRYING ]

♪♪