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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:24,000 SEX and WILLINGLY 2 00:00:31,900 --> 00:00:36,700 Screenplay: 3 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:42,500 Set Design: 4 00:00:58,250 --> 00:01:03,000 Cinematography: 5 00:01:03,100 --> 00:01:07,400 Editor: 6 00:01:18,900 --> 00:01:22,600 Director: 7 00:01:23,100 --> 00:01:25,700 SUNDAY-IN 8 00:01:29,110 --> 00:01:30,190 What are you doing? 9 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:33,980 Come on. -Stay still! 10 00:01:41,710 --> 00:01:45,340 Today at the Palazzo Chigi, the Italian Cabinet chaired by 11 00:01:45,470 --> 00:01:48,720 Amanda Lear the fabulous superstar, and a favourite of our viewers, 12 00:01:48,740 --> 00:01:50,320 who became a woman after 13 00:01:50,340 --> 00:01:53,000 a herbal shampoo with the fragrance of 14 00:01:53,020 --> 00:01:54,160 a shit. 15 00:01:54,230 --> 00:01:56,510 which you cook with a bit of oregano, 16 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:58,510 green fava beans, and serve it with 17 00:01:58,710 --> 00:02:02,360 an absorbent diaper that will leave his bottom dry thanks to the 18 00:02:02,430 --> 00:02:08,060 forceful policy of President Reagan, who in a speech said 19 00:02:08,251 --> 00:02:10,851 Bullshit! You're full of bullshit, dear 20 00:02:11,150 --> 00:02:14,084 Bettino Craxi, Socialist Party Secretary 21 00:02:14,138 --> 00:02:15,704 took the floor today at the 22 00:02:15,750 --> 00:02:17,920 Crazy Horse, where twelve dancing 23 00:02:17,990 --> 00:02:19,300 young men from Hamburg... 24 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:20,760 That's the most exciting thing. 25 00:02:20,830 --> 00:02:23,600 Reagan, Bettino Craxi and us making love in front of them. 26 00:02:23,670 --> 00:02:26,120 Now he's cool! 27 00:02:26,140 --> 00:02:28,890 Look at him and we're both excommunicated. 28 00:02:29,015 --> 00:02:31,671 I'm embarassed in front of the Ayatolah. Let me switch. 29 00:02:31,790 --> 00:02:34,760 Oh look who it is! Oh joy! 30 00:02:34,830 --> 00:02:38,590 Ai ai ai, Signora Longari. 31 00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:50,037 Now we'll let him sleep and suggest something. 32 00:02:50,305 --> 00:02:52,718 Look at me... there's a swarm of mosquitos... 33 00:02:52,762 --> 00:02:54,822 lots of mosquitos, everywhere, more coming. 34 00:02:54,861 --> 00:02:58,334 Let's go. What are you doing? -Wait a second, I'm watching. 35 00:02:58,412 --> 00:03:02,876 More and more. And lice. Your body's covered in lice. 36 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:06,090 C'mon, that's really stupid. -But I believe him. 37 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:08,462 Oh yeah. Don't you see how he obeys the magician? 38 00:03:08,531 --> 00:03:11,946 He's an accomplice. -I tell you he's not! 39 00:03:12,070 --> 00:03:15,310 How can a woman like you believe everything anyone tells her? 40 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:18,970 I believed you. -You're a laugh. 41 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:21,270 Okay, let's see what happens. 42 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:23,180 For you folks at home, 43 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:26,180 clasp your hands and hold them in front of you like this. 44 00:03:27,194 --> 00:03:29,904 Perfect! Lace your fingers together. 45 00:03:29,973 --> 00:03:31,303 All together now. 46 00:03:31,716 --> 00:03:35,216 What about you? You wanted proof that it's all fake. 47 00:03:35,332 --> 00:03:36,420 Me? -Yes! 48 00:03:36,483 --> 00:03:38,413 And now I'll count to three... 49 00:03:38,772 --> 00:03:40,202 and on the count of three... 50 00:03:40,826 --> 00:03:43,190 your hands will be stuck together. 51 00:03:43,411 --> 00:03:45,441 One! -Hurry up magician, we've gotta go. 52 00:03:46,209 --> 00:03:49,021 Two! -And? And...and? 53 00:03:49,163 --> 00:03:50,953 Three! 54 00:03:51,617 --> 00:03:55,987 Try! Try to break them apart! -Whoa, I'm stuck! 55 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:58,120 You see? You didn't believe me. 56 00:03:58,300 --> 00:04:00,030 Will you look at this! 57 00:04:00,100 --> 00:04:01,450 And now what do we do? 58 00:04:02,138 --> 00:04:04,198 And now back to our viewers. 59 00:04:04,309 --> 00:04:06,559 I ask you to do exactly as I tell you. 60 00:04:06,607 --> 00:04:11,427 I'll count to three and on three your hands will disengage. 61 00:04:12,457 --> 00:04:14,830 One! -Come on! 62 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,000 Two! -Let's go! 63 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:20,562 Oh God, there's a blackout. -What's that? 64 00:04:20,746 --> 00:04:22,796 A blackout! When they shut down the power. 65 00:04:22,850 --> 00:04:24,064 What do we do now? 66 00:04:24,119 --> 00:04:27,369 What do we do? We're screwed! Like I said, now we wait. 67 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:30,700 We wait...damn TV. Only suckers watch it! 68 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:33,800 Relax. The lights will come back on and the magician will rescue us. 69 00:04:33,820 --> 00:04:35,730 Let's hope. Let's hope. 70 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:43,450 That's all for now. Thank you. -Thank you Casella and goodbye. 71 00:04:45,133 --> 00:04:48,852 What's this? But...but he's leaving! 72 00:04:49,829 --> 00:04:51,407 Call the station! 73 00:04:51,435 --> 00:04:53,865 Call the station, Linda! 74 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:03,730 The first two digits of the number 75 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:08,500 you've called have been replaced with 5..0..8. 76 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:12,370 It's Sunday and they're off work. How do we get out of this? 77 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:15,650 I've got to pee. -Then do it! 78 00:05:15,700 --> 00:05:17,200 Who's going to unzip me? 79 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:19,330 Go wet yourself! Call the fire department! 80 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:22,690 Do something! -Relax eh! I'll try the intercom. 81 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:24,510 Yes. -Hang on. 82 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:33,000 Alvaro? Alvaro can you hear me? 83 00:05:33,670 --> 00:05:38,300 Damn all magicians, witches, the TV and the guy who invented it! 84 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:42,830 Damn you and that damn smartass magician! 85 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:51,350 How many times do I have to turn this....freedom! 86 00:05:52,905 --> 00:05:54,506 We're like Nureyev and Fracci. 87 00:05:54,559 --> 00:05:57,115 You know how foolish we'll look like outside of the apartment? 88 00:05:57,194 --> 00:05:58,300 We're not alone. 89 00:05:58,370 --> 00:06:01,010 From this day on I'm not paying the electric bill. 90 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:02,990 I'll use candles! -Bravo! 91 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:08,300 I left the water running in the bathtub. It'll flood the building. 92 00:06:08,350 --> 00:06:10,970 Who cares! -Relax people, relax. 93 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:12,930 Let's go to the TV studio! 94 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:16,030 They tied us up, they'll free us. Let's go! 95 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:18,000 To the TV station! To the TV station! 96 00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:20,500 Easy Colonel, stay calm. 97 00:06:21,020 --> 00:06:22,800 So did the magician arrive, yes or no? 98 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:25,130 Yes, we sent for him. Sit tight. 99 00:06:25,150 --> 00:06:27,210 Was it channel 1 or 2? -Channel 1. 100 00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:30,300 How'd your hands get stuck? -He said "raise your hands over your head," 101 00:06:30,310 --> 00:06:33,210 "Lace your fingers together and count 1,2,3." 102 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:38,790 To hell with you! Now I'm stuck! -Linda, I'm a magician too! 103 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:51,210 Quiet! Taking the stage the magician Casella will release you! 104 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,800 Easy! Easy! Quiet! Quiet! 105 00:06:54,169 --> 00:06:56,551 I locked your hands and I'll release them. 106 00:06:56,734 --> 00:07:00,887 I'll count to three...at the count of three your hands will release. 107 00:07:01,109 --> 00:07:02,122 One... 108 00:07:02,442 --> 00:07:04,215 two, three! 109 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:06,300 Ah! Finally! 110 00:07:06,330 --> 00:07:07,550 So we're free? -Yes. 111 00:07:07,570 --> 00:07:08,900 No more danger? -No. 112 00:07:08,940 --> 00:07:10,140 You're sure? -I'm sure. 113 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:11,830 Okay, take that! 114 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:15,850 Try to predict how many times I kick your ass! 115 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:19,310 Good for nothing! I left the water running! 116 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:25,000 THE NEW MARISA 117 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:34,000 Only a few people showed up to the funeral of my poor Romolo. 118 00:07:34,030 --> 00:07:38,000 What do you expect. He was dead to the world. Five years in a wheelchair. 119 00:07:38,030 --> 00:07:39,800 Eh, unfortunately. 120 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:45,000 In the name of the Father, the Son... -You see, you can die at any age. 121 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:47,500 That boy was twenty. 122 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:52,910 Widows make me horny. 123 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:55,700 I don't get young people today. 124 00:07:55,730 --> 00:07:58,500 I was always at home looking after him for years. 125 00:07:58,550 --> 00:08:01,750 I'd go out for a second and he'd fly into a jealous rage. 126 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:04,210 You know, he'd hit me with a stick. 127 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:05,780 Pull yourself together. 128 00:08:05,820 --> 00:08:08,600 You're still young with your whole life in front of you. 129 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:11,000 I'll find you a small flat downtown. 130 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:12,537 I'm well connected. You'll see... 131 00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:14,732 soon you'll feel like working and living again. 132 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:18,600 Work..yes. I'll work hard. But anything else I'm done with. 133 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,500 You know, I like it a lot. 134 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:26,850 The flat was decorated by the architect Mangano. 135 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:29,600 It's a two bedroom. On this side is the kitchenette. 136 00:08:29,650 --> 00:08:31,500 In the Tyrolean style. -It's darling. 137 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:34,290 Wall to wall carpets everywhere. Have a look at the bedroom. 138 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:37,830 It's a nice little flat. Carla, don't let this one slip away. 139 00:08:37,860 --> 00:08:40,300 You know what this is? A cheerful home! 140 00:08:41,340 --> 00:08:45,000 Oh, I wasn't expecting this! Look! 141 00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:48,500 A round bed. -Why round? 142 00:08:49,380 --> 00:08:54,000 Carla, a mirror on the ceiling! -Why is there a mirror on the ceiling? 143 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:57,130 It was put there by Signora Marisa. -And who is this Marisa? 144 00:08:57,200 --> 00:09:00,170 The tenant that lived here before. She moved to Milan. 145 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,500 That Marisa must have had refined tastes. 146 00:09:02,530 --> 00:09:04,262 You don't find it too... -No! 147 00:09:04,303 --> 00:09:06,145 Over here is the bathroom. -Come, let's look. 148 00:09:06,230 --> 00:09:07,600 Pink majolica. 149 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,100 Look! 150 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:12,482 Two bidets! And the perfumes! -It's Chanel! 151 00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:14,400 Want ads? 152 00:09:14,900 --> 00:09:17,900 I'd like to put an ad in next Sunday's paper. 153 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:24,270 Yes. "Typist. French translator. Working from home." 154 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:27,730 "Via del Pozzo 114." 155 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:32,740 Phone number? 447-592. 156 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:38,070 Yes? Carla de Dominicis. Thank you. Goodbye. 157 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:45,670 Who can that be? 158 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:52,500 It's so cold out! Arctic weather! 159 00:09:52,570 --> 00:09:55,500 It's years since we've been this cold in Rome. 160 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:58,670 And to think, I went out without an overcoat. -But... 161 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:07,190 But where's Marisa? -She doesn't live here anymore. 162 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:13,370 That's okay. In fact I'd even say...better. 163 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:18,200 Look, you've made a mistake. -Because you're not... 164 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:20,000 No, I'm not. 165 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:23,600 Excuse me, there's been a horrible misunderstanding. 166 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,550 I apologize, I'm confused. 167 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:28,600 Still, I don't get it. She could have let me know. 168 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:31,030 Hurry up. -She can't just move without notice. 169 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:36,250 What's your name? -Carla. 170 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:40,550 Look, I'll give you my business card. You never know... 171 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,870 Marisa could have given notice. 172 00:10:42,900 --> 00:10:44,900 She can't just leave like that, for Christ's sake. 173 00:11:03,319 --> 00:11:04,328 Yes? 174 00:11:04,353 --> 00:11:06,843 Marisa are you alone? I'll be over in 5 minutes. 175 00:11:06,922 --> 00:11:09,108 Who is this? -Your little squirrel. 176 00:11:09,133 --> 00:11:11,513 I'm not Marisa. Marisa's moved. 177 00:11:26,174 --> 00:11:27,200 Hello? 178 00:11:27,230 --> 00:11:29,700 It's midnight . The pleasure patrol is here. 179 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:31,990 Freshen up 'cause the human locomotive is coming. 180 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,300 Who is this? 181 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:37,100 Don't you remember me Marisa? It's Johnny your big gun! 182 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:38,300 In 15 minutes... 183 00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:40,400 I'm not Marisa! There's no Marisa anymore! 184 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:41,800 What number did I dial? 185 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:05,070 Who is it? -Marisa, it's Nino Pacini. 186 00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:06,600 No no enough, stop! 187 00:12:06,670 --> 00:12:10,470 Marisa, I know in the mornings you like to sleep but... 188 00:12:10,550 --> 00:12:14,380 I need you now! I'm trembling with desire! 189 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:19,870 The wild urge for sex! An uncontrollable...craving. 190 00:12:20,268 --> 00:12:21,283 What? 191 00:12:21,346 --> 00:12:24,601 A craving! An uncontrollable craving, understand? 192 00:12:24,724 --> 00:12:26,154 Yes or no? 193 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:29,410 Yes, I understand. -My manhood in the morning 194 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:31,200 is like the god Priapus who wakes up 195 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:34,650 with the symbol of fertility in his tree of desire! 196 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:37,800 Mine is a telephone pole. Open up temptress, open up! 197 00:12:37,820 --> 00:12:39,390 My buttons are bursting! 198 00:12:41,774 --> 00:12:43,064 Marisa darling... 199 00:12:44,047 --> 00:12:46,230 Excuse me, but you're not Marisa. 200 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:47,900 No. -Where is she? 201 00:12:48,274 --> 00:12:50,500 What do I know! -But I just came... 202 00:12:50,650 --> 00:12:54,181 I came 600 kilometers in the rain, in the fog, in the wind only to find... 203 00:12:54,247 --> 00:12:55,997 she's not here? 204 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:08,390 Still...If I may? 205 00:13:08,670 --> 00:13:10,400 Engineer Nino Pacilli. 206 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:14,300 The widow Carla de Dominicis. -Oh, my condolences. 207 00:13:14,330 --> 00:13:15,700 Thank you. -May I come in? 208 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:17,350 Of course. -I had to climb the stairs. 209 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,400 How is it that with all the business in Rome 210 00:13:19,420 --> 00:13:20,900 and people going up and down... 211 00:13:20,950 --> 00:13:22,390 the elevators never work? 212 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:25,310 You're absolutely right Engineer, it's a disgrace. 213 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:30,730 You're from the north too? -Yes. 214 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,150 Bravo! 215 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:35,900 So you can't tell me where Marisa is. Where I can track her down. 216 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:40,450 How should I know, I don't even know her! I'm the new tenant. 217 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,400 I'm a typist. I translate French. 218 00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:44,400 A beautiful language. 219 00:13:44,450 --> 00:13:48,470 Too bad this has been such a distressing mishap. 220 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:51,950 I was prepared for a passionate encounter. 221 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:56,500 Marisa and I...had a lot in common. -Is that so? 222 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:01,000 Yes, yes. We shared a taste for.... 223 00:14:01,050 --> 00:14:02,270 for leather... 224 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:04,870 for sex...for... 225 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:08,700 Please, sit down. There's no need to be frightened. 226 00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:10,710 Oh no, far from it. 227 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:12,920 You're so distinguished. 228 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:19,000 Marisa and I saw each other every 15 days... 229 00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:21,550 Ideally on a Saturday. It was a ritual. 230 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:24,500 Almost like performing in a play. 231 00:14:24,570 --> 00:14:27,200 Of course a play with a sexual background. 232 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:31,890 Understand? -Um, really...in what sense? 233 00:14:32,790 --> 00:14:34,750 What did you do together? 234 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,600 Well, the whole thing was very classy. 235 00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:40,000 I'd show up as a gentleman caller. 236 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:42,500 I'd present her with a box of chocolates. 237 00:14:42,550 --> 00:14:44,000 Oh, thank you. -Your welcome. 238 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:49,290 We'd talk about this and that. Afterwards as though it were nothing, 239 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:53,790 I'd start...slowly, slowly...to caress her. 240 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:56,100 What are you doing, Engineer? 241 00:14:56,150 --> 00:14:58,110 Well, you asked and I'm showing you. 242 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:02,855 Excuse me, yours truly must be going. 243 00:15:03,410 --> 00:15:05,558 I've disturbed you enough. 244 00:15:06,152 --> 00:15:10,270 No wait! What are you doing? Don't go. 245 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:14,890 I'd like to know more about those poor unfortunates 246 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:17,490 that sell themselves for a crust of bread. 247 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:20,530 No exactly a crust of bread. Marisa charged a hundred bucks. 248 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,230 How much? -A hundred. 249 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:23,990 Golly! 250 00:15:24,150 --> 00:15:28,780 And Marissa gave herself to all of your... 251 00:15:29,226 --> 00:15:31,866 let's say...fantasies? -Of course. 252 00:15:32,900 --> 00:15:34,700 Like I said before, I'd... 253 00:15:34,730 --> 00:15:39,850 start to caress her gently with a velvet touch. 254 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:45,070 Then suddenly...take action! 255 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:49,950 No, no, no, that's enough!! Go away! 256 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:53,110 Forgive me. 257 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:57,500 And Marisa naturally let you do it? -Yes, of course. 258 00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,750 Hard to believe... 259 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:02,500 I should... -No, wait! 260 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:06,430 I want to know at what point a poor working girl stumbles. 261 00:16:08,317 --> 00:16:10,456 I talk about something else, 262 00:16:10,495 --> 00:16:14,791 as though it were a normal conversation. 263 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:17,850 while touching...and taking greater liberties. 264 00:16:17,950 --> 00:16:20,930 And the poor girl let you? -Yes, she let me. 265 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,890 Shameful...and then, and then? 266 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,420 Then I slowly push her towards the bed. 267 00:16:25,450 --> 00:16:28,500 How disgusting! Oh Marisa you're so dirty! 268 00:16:28,540 --> 00:16:29,990 Yes, you're so dirty! 269 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,000 Who? Me? -You too, yes! 270 00:16:33,030 --> 00:16:37,000 Oh Engineer...what are you doing? What are you doing! 271 00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:23,100 Are you Marisa? 272 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,420 Come in dear. 273 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:34,410 The advertisment I placed in Sunday's paper, 274 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:37,923 I like to change it for another. To run every day. 275 00:17:38,687 --> 00:17:44,577 Yes, it should read, "AAA. The New Marisa." 276 00:17:44,654 --> 00:17:47,075 "Via del Pozzo 114, 277 00:17:47,119 --> 00:17:51,124 phone number 447-592," 278 00:17:51,215 --> 00:17:55,365 "booking every hour non stop, holidays included." 279 00:17:57,450 --> 00:18:00,810 RADIO-TAXI 280 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:04,380 Piazza Bainsizza 4. Piazza Bainsizza 4. 281 00:18:04,540 --> 00:18:07,020 Via Cuboni 10. Via Cuboni 10. 282 00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:11,090 Comfirming Mosca7 in 3 minutes. Piazza Bainsizza 4. 283 00:18:11,310 --> 00:18:14,680 Sign off, sign off. Confirmed Berlino 9 in 3 minutes. 284 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:18,410 Piazza Navigatori there's no number. Sign off. Sign off. 285 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:22,300 The client at Via Bruno Buozzi doesn't answer. Wait. Wait. 286 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:26,470 Sign off, Sign off. Zagabria 100 wait til I call the client back. 287 00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:30,440 Via Ripetta 231. Confirm again Lugano 4 in 3 minutes. 288 00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:34,230 Via della Lungara 39. Via della Lungara 39. 289 00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:38,050 They missed the car parked at Termini Station. Via della Lungara 39. 290 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:42,100 Via della Lungara 39. Via Po 2. Via Po 2. 291 00:18:42,170 --> 00:18:44,430 I said Via Po 2. 292 00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:50,300 Confirming Tripoli in 3 minutes. Confirming Tripoli in 3 minutes. 293 00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,670 Via della Lungara 39. 294 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:32,750 You're disgusting. 295 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:36,350 Oh what a day! 296 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:41,270 Of course, let's keep all the lights on. Consume away! 297 00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:00,250 How was your day at the office. -Very good, I was fired. 298 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:03,270 So you were fired. I always said you were a moron. 299 00:20:03,490 --> 00:20:05,300 Lay off, eh! 300 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,880 My mother was right. You're a good for nothing moron. 301 00:20:09,950 --> 00:20:13,370 How will you take me to Roccaraso skiing. Tell me that.Tell me that. 302 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:15,450 We also missed two months at Christmas. 303 00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:17,770 I won't stay in Rome at Christmastime. I'm sick of it. 304 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:21,230 It makes me even sicker! Is dinner ready? 305 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:24,100 How come you got fired. Answer. Answer. 306 00:20:24,470 --> 00:20:27,670 Susanna, tonight I want to be left in peace. I beg you! 307 00:20:27,830 --> 00:20:30,010 How can you be so calm if you've been fired. 308 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:32,450 Inflation is galloping. We need cash. 309 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:35,430 You know how much steak costs. 2000 lire. 2000 lire. 310 00:20:35,510 --> 00:20:38,700 I want to go skiing at Roccaraso. Ski boot cost 100,000 lire. 311 00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:40,770 And you got fired. My mother was right. 312 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,000 I shouldn't have married you. I shouldn't have. 313 00:20:43,460 --> 00:20:47,090 You're a worthless husband. You're a blank cartridge. In bed too. 314 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,770 It's been 3 years without pleasure. 3 years without pleasure. 315 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:52,070 The last time was February 1979. 316 00:20:52,570 --> 00:20:54,390 You can't scare me with that gun. 317 00:20:54,430 --> 00:20:56,400 You don't scare me. You don't scare me. 318 00:20:56,640 --> 00:21:00,210 You can relax it's not for you. Not for you. 319 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,670 You're making fun of me. Go make jokes. You're a moron. 320 00:21:05,940 --> 00:21:08,290 No Luca! Luca what have you done! 321 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:13,010 Oh Luca... He killed himself. 322 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,950 Luca killed himself! 323 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:22,090 Hello? Hello Red Cross? Ambulance to Via della Pisana 7. 324 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:26,750 Via della Pisana 7. My husband killed himself. Confirm. Confirm. 325 00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:32,300 OLD FASHIONED RAZOR 326 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:44,530 Hello, shave? -What do you mean shave? 327 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:47,010 I meant do you shave? Many don't anymore. 328 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:48,730 I still do it like they used to. 329 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:53,280 I mean do you still shave by hand with the old fashion razor? 330 00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:56,300 Of course like they used to. With the old razor. What did you think? 331 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:58,400 Well...you know... 332 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,970 For years I've been thinking about a shave with the old fashion razor. 333 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:07,770 Not the safety blades they use today. 334 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:13,270 A razor with with a sharp blade..ah! How it caresses the cheek. 335 00:22:13,340 --> 00:22:17,070 I'm an old fashioned guy. A shave ought to be blissful. 336 00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:20,470 Blissful, eh? It's lovely to talk of bliss. 337 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:24,810 There are those who get pleasure and those who are disappointed. 338 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:28,900 The young lady's a manicurist? -Let's say she "also" does manicures. 339 00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:32,470 "Also?" -Let's just say she also does "other" things. 340 00:22:32,490 --> 00:22:33,714 Stop it! 341 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,500 Does she shave too? 342 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,600 Whaddya mean "does she shave?" Is that your business? 343 00:22:37,620 --> 00:22:39,100 You want your nails done? -Yes. 344 00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:41,000 Fine....Luisella! Do the man's nails. 345 00:22:41,020 --> 00:22:43,000 Stop shouting. I heard you. 346 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,800 It's nice to find an old fashioned barber shop like this. 347 00:22:47,850 --> 00:22:49,450 Such a cozy place. 348 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:53,060 A cozy, cozy place. And what a cozy family! 349 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:57,690 Is the lady your wife? -This one? -Yes. 350 00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:00,240 I'd rather cut my balls off. 351 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:04,200 Antonio, stop being a jerk. It won't end well I warn you. 352 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,890 Will you shut up or not? The client must be attended to. 353 00:23:06,910 --> 00:23:08,590 Shall we attend to you or not? 354 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:12,730 Do you want us to...or not?! -Yes, yes. 355 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:15,930 Let's enjoy this shave and manicure... 356 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,500 in this old fashioned parlour... 357 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:19,500 Here the only thing old fashioned is him. 358 00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:22,900 I'm 25 years old. -And experienced! And experienced! 359 00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,450 Okay, calm down. 360 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:26,370 Don't worry. Relax. 361 00:23:26,940 --> 00:23:31,950 And don't pay attention to her and her so-called "manicure!" 362 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:35,300 She has a habit of busting my balls! 363 00:23:35,310 --> 00:23:39,000 Antonio, I told you to stop talking shit or it won't end well! 364 00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:41,200 Yes, yes come on... -Stay still. 365 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:45,005 Think about it...when you work, keep your mind on the client... 366 00:23:45,299 --> 00:23:48,022 and if there's a disagreement... 367 00:23:48,047 --> 00:23:51,000 you'll discuss it tonight at home. 368 00:23:51,020 --> 00:23:52,180 At home? -Yes. 369 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,757 At home? What makes you think we're having a domestic quarrel? 370 00:23:54,799 --> 00:23:56,320 You want us to discuss it at home? -No. 371 00:23:56,366 --> 00:23:57,890 You think we should discuss it at home? 372 00:23:57,921 --> 00:23:59,730 I don't know. I'm just saying 373 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,200 Just try to be more... 374 00:24:01,250 --> 00:24:02,500 Just try to be more... 375 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,050 All I wanted was an old fashioned shave! 376 00:24:06,890 --> 00:24:08,300 By an old fashioned barber!. -Yes. 377 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:10,200 What the fuck else do you want, eh? -What? 378 00:24:10,290 --> 00:24:11,630 What do you want? 379 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,650 I'm bleeding... 380 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,510 Oh God, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! 381 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:19,590 She's sucking it! 382 00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:22,850 Perfect, eh? 383 00:24:22,900 --> 00:24:24,270 Don't worry. 384 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,770 A bit of alcohol will make it better. 385 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:33,150 It's all his fault. -My fault? How is it my fault now? 386 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:37,000 What the fuck d'you want? -She said "what the fuck d'you want!" 387 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,500 To me? -She said fuck, eh? Fuck... 388 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,380 D'you want to make a scandal? 389 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,200 Is this how you behave in front of a client? 390 00:24:43,220 --> 00:24:45,360 You're... you're a whore, understand? 391 00:24:45,380 --> 00:24:47,300 'Cause you don't even know what you're doing. 392 00:24:47,350 --> 00:24:49,300 This one's gone...cast aside...gone... 393 00:24:49,350 --> 00:24:51,370 like her cuckold husband. 394 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:55,510 Now she can do whatever she wants. -Stop, stop! I've had enough! 395 00:24:55,584 --> 00:24:57,284 Enough? I've only done half your face. 396 00:24:57,313 --> 00:24:59,435 Let the other side for tomorrow. -No! We'll do it now. 397 00:24:59,486 --> 00:25:01,240 Yes, now. -Now! 398 00:25:02,091 --> 00:25:03,154 Straight! 399 00:25:03,222 --> 00:25:04,792 Please please... -The other side! 400 00:25:04,890 --> 00:25:06,250 Can we take a short break? 401 00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:09,330 I want to go... -Stay there! I must finish your face! 402 00:25:09,350 --> 00:25:11,300 Put your leg up and keep still! 403 00:25:11,340 --> 00:25:12,960 I'm an old fashioned barber 404 00:25:13,260 --> 00:25:15,800 and I'm using....a razor! 405 00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:20,250 Once a whore always a whore! 406 00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:25,325 I can't listen to a word you say...with your fucking...manicure! 407 00:25:25,356 --> 00:25:26,600 I better go. -No way. 408 00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:27,800 My train! 409 00:25:27,810 --> 00:25:29,500 What train? You were standing outside 410 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:32,978 'cause this bitch is working overtime at the pensione Sorriso! 411 00:25:33,025 --> 00:25:34,032 No! -Yes. 412 00:25:34,079 --> 00:25:36,580 With who? -Maybe...maybe you, eh? 413 00:25:36,590 --> 00:25:38,500 Oh yes? -Disgusting pig! 414 00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:41,500 See what a gentleman he is? -Shhh! Stay calm! 415 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,670 Get back to work and the next fucking thing you say... 416 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,450 ...I'll slit your throat. 417 00:25:46,770 --> 00:25:49,210 Don't get up. Be still. And you'll see... 418 00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:53,690 you'll see this is a woman I must...get rid of, see? 419 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,470 Stay still, stay still! -Yes, yes! 420 00:25:55,490 --> 00:25:57,090 Don't mess with me! 421 00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:59,890 You come to satisfy your own pleasures... 422 00:25:59,930 --> 00:26:02,566 ..yes, but this razor requires blood! 423 00:26:02,629 --> 00:26:04,700 This is...this is...razor is a killer! 424 00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:06,777 And with this razor you know what I'm gonna do? 425 00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:08,450 I'll kill her! 426 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:10,500 Because this razor is thirsty for blood. 427 00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:12,210 You're crazy! -You'll see how crazy! 428 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:15,130 Help! He wants to kill me! -I'll rip your guts out! 429 00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:27,390 Mamma mia! Mamma mia! 430 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:32,930 Good day. -Please, come in. 431 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,090 Thank you. 432 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:37,650 Haircut? -No, shave. A light touch please. 433 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:42,410 Of course. With a straight razor. My specialty. -Great. 434 00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:44,610 But you already shaved half. 435 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:48,890 It was done by your colleague nearby, Antonio. 436 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,285 Antonio? -Yes, Antonio... 437 00:26:50,340 --> 00:26:53,000 who in my opinion is messing around with his manicurist, Luisella. 438 00:26:53,030 --> 00:26:54,300 Who'd you say? -Luisella. 439 00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:57,870 Luisella? That fucking slut?! 440 00:26:57,900 --> 00:27:00,120 That slut of a wife? 441 00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:05,910 I'll cut her head off! Her head! That disgusting slut! 442 00:27:07,300 --> 00:27:11,410 THE "MACHO" 443 00:27:12,900 --> 00:27:16,200 Come....come on. 444 00:27:16,300 --> 00:27:19,430 Come to mama. Watch out for the big bad wolf. 445 00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:22,610 He looks a little pale. Is he catching a cold? 446 00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:25,500 No no no. C'mon. -How was his poo this morning? 447 00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:28,500 Beautiful! A little yellowish. -Beautiful or yellowish? 448 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:31,000 Don't be such a worrier Pino! 449 00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:34,410 Okay, it's getting late. I'll see you at home tonight. 450 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,970 Make sure to keep your eyes open here in the park. 451 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,930 There are plenty of weirdos, flashers, voyeurs... 452 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,290 What are those? -Peeping toms. 453 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:44,950 Nowadays the state of morality is in shreds. 454 00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:49,000 Look, look! Two men kissing. How disgusting! 455 00:27:49,030 --> 00:27:52,100 No, it's not two men! -Oh, good. 456 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:53,500 Better yet. 457 00:27:53,530 --> 00:27:54,850 Goodbye little butterfly. -Bye. 458 00:27:54,870 --> 00:27:56,700 You too. -Say bye to papa. 459 00:27:56,750 --> 00:28:01,300 Say bye bye to papa, come on. Say bye to papa, he's leaving. 460 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,180 Excuse me but you know you rear-ended me, right? 461 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,330 I know. 462 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:28,500 Well, nothing happened but at least you could say "excuse me." 463 00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:32,000 Excuse me. -Oh. 464 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:00,478 Eh?!! 465 00:29:00,853 --> 00:29:02,298 How many times must I tell you 466 00:29:02,368 --> 00:29:04,688 not to let the baby touch my copy of "The Adventurer." 467 00:29:04,798 --> 00:29:07,133 Just look at the first chapter of "The Mysterious Horseman" 468 00:29:07,243 --> 00:29:08,460 ...it's torn and scribbled on. 469 00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:11,710 Don't yell, you'll wake the baby. -Yes, the baby. 470 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:14,900 Besides being a baby...he's a vandal! 471 00:29:17,500 --> 00:29:21,210 He's not to touch my "Adventurer" collection, is that clear? 472 00:29:21,250 --> 00:29:24,500 I know, I know. Your "Adventurer" collection is sacred! 473 00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:46,910 Sunday sure is a rough day. There's never a damn thing to do. 474 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,290 We ought to go to a movie. -A movie? 475 00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,970 Oh yeah, the baby has his two hour nap. 476 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:56,709 Yes, but you go by yourself. I prefer to stay home. 477 00:29:56,772 --> 00:29:59,730 Maybe I'll write a line or two to mamma. -Oh, yes? 478 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,730 Okay. But maybe I won't go to the movies. 479 00:30:02,533 --> 00:30:05,830 Maybe I'll just go for a walk...to stretch my legs. 480 00:30:06,014 --> 00:30:09,584 Remember to hide "The Adventurer" before Attila wakes up. 481 00:30:09,724 --> 00:30:11,834 Bye little butterfly. -Bye. 482 00:30:16,002 --> 00:30:21,860 Brady against Borden for his first goal in the Italian Championship. 483 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:24,908 He scored from a penalty kick, 484 00:30:25,046 --> 00:30:28,899 for a foul by Baresi on Cabrini. 485 00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:33,170 Let's take another look at the Irishman's goal. 486 00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:36,774 Tell me. -I had an apertif and a lollipop. 487 00:30:36,842 --> 00:30:39,454 It's already been paid. -By who? 488 00:30:39,556 --> 00:30:41,226 By that man there. 489 00:30:49,075 --> 00:30:53,505 Also these "Kisses" are for you. -Kisses? 490 00:31:00,337 --> 00:31:03,907 Look...I thank you but I can't accept. 491 00:31:04,071 --> 00:31:05,085 Why not? 492 00:31:05,147 --> 00:31:09,500 Why not? It doesn't make sense... good day and thank you. 493 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:43,530 Something bad is going to happen. I feel it. 494 00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,710 Banish the fear from your heart. 495 00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:17,430 Isn't it forbidden to smoke in the cinema? 496 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:24,690 The vase, the blue vase, what happened to it? 497 00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:27,890 Tell me Jack, what have you done with my blue vase? 498 00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:31,730 You don't think I stole it. -It's worth at least 10 million dollars. 499 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:34,450 Here it is. But what's this inside? 500 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:37,670 It's a hand! 501 00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:40,550 Yes, it's the hand of the Chinaman. 502 00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:44,990 Come on, eat. Pretend they're money or buttons. 503 00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:49,230 My mouth, your mouth. Whose is prettier mine or yours. 504 00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:51,150 What beautiful teeth....Ahum! 505 00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:55,190 Little butterfly, your turn now. 506 00:32:55,988 --> 00:32:59,828 Come on. Now you eat with mama....Yumm! 507 00:33:01,977 --> 00:33:04,967 In the garden of the beautiful villa on the palm lined path, 508 00:33:05,013 --> 00:33:08,943 Archibald, the millionaire trader, is having a drink in the company of... 509 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:10,590 I'll get it. 510 00:33:14,903 --> 00:33:16,453 Doctor Franceschi? -That's me. 511 00:33:17,686 --> 00:33:19,456 Here. -For me? 512 00:33:19,588 --> 00:33:21,498 Excuse me but who sent you? -I don't know! 513 00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:24,060 Okay thank you. -No need. 514 00:33:25,452 --> 00:33:28,382 What's with those roses? -I don't know. 515 00:33:28,413 --> 00:33:30,423 And who sent them to me, you? 516 00:33:30,484 --> 00:33:32,484 I didn't send these and they're not for you. 517 00:33:32,645 --> 00:33:34,715 Who the hell would send you roses? 518 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:50,000 Hello? Yes, that's me. -I want you. 519 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:07,450 So? Should we settle this, yes or no? -What? 520 00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:11,450 You know all too well! The flowers, the "Kisses," 521 00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,290 the telephone, what you did in the elevator. 522 00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:14,930 You understand that I'm a married man, 523 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,750 I'm faithfull to my wife and that's it! Understand? Eh? 524 00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,910 Enough! Enough... 525 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,260 What do you want? You... 526 00:35:44,064 --> 00:35:48,479 Scoundrel. Scoundrel! How dare you?! 527 00:35:48,556 --> 00:35:52,401 How dare you? Tell me! Don't you ever try that again! 528 00:35:52,597 --> 00:35:55,327 Don't you dare harass me again, understand? 529 00:35:55,830 --> 00:35:57,990 Understand? Never! Never again! 530 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:04,750 Signora Mirella. 531 00:36:04,850 --> 00:36:06,850 ~Don't you ever try that again... 532 00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:12,550 "Let's run away together," said the Black Prince in a velvety voice. 533 00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:22,000 What's the matter? Not feeling well? -No, I'm fine. 534 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:25,190 Can I make you a lemon water? -No, thank you. 535 00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,290 You've been so jumpy for these last few days. 536 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,530 Is there a reason you're not going to the office? 537 00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:42,790 No, everything's fine. 538 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:47,950 Nobody called? -You already asked and I said no. 539 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:49,750 Oh yes, sorry. 540 00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:58,430 Is there another woman? -No... 541 00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:01,070 Swear? -I swear! 542 00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:10,350 What is it? -There's a car stopped out front. 543 00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:14,000 A car? -Yes, a fancy car 544 00:37:14,010 --> 00:37:15,839 parked outside on Avenue of the Americas. 545 00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:19,886 Inside there's a strange guy... just sitting there. 546 00:37:20,778 --> 00:37:23,598 He was there yesterday too. -Yesterday too? 547 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:27,000 Yes, but I didn't tell you because I was afraid you'd get mad. 548 00:37:27,010 --> 00:37:28,132 Why? 549 00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:32,000 Because I thought that guy was here to bother me. 550 00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:37,710 Rita. 551 00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:45,390 I think...I'm going leave for a bit. 552 00:37:47,220 --> 00:37:50,540 I need to think. Yes. 553 00:37:51,175 --> 00:37:54,365 To find out who I am. 554 00:38:04,423 --> 00:38:07,944 Look. Look I found the pudding! 555 00:38:08,366 --> 00:38:10,817 You like?, Eh? Of course you don't. 556 00:38:10,848 --> 00:38:12,748 Because last time you left the mousse 557 00:38:12,806 --> 00:38:14,926 and God knows how long it took me to make it. 558 00:38:15,550 --> 00:38:20,020 Ah, this is the best. You know what it is? Truffle patè. 559 00:38:20,396 --> 00:38:21,836 You like this,eh? 560 00:38:22,871 --> 00:38:24,851 Little butterfly why aren't you listening to me? 561 00:38:25,450 --> 00:38:26,700 Attention shoppers... 562 00:38:26,730 --> 00:38:28,970 In the vegetable section... -What are you looking at? 563 00:38:28,990 --> 00:38:31,402 ...fresh fennel just arrived. 564 00:38:32,105 --> 00:38:35,330 Big dummy! -Be careful! 565 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,250 I'm the big bad wolf! -You don't scare me! 566 00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:40,600 I'll eat you! -Look out here I come! 567 00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:43,480 Watch it! I'll get you! 568 00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:47,630 Aren't you ashamed? At your age! 569 00:38:52,130 --> 00:38:56,470 LADY JANE 570 00:38:57,720 --> 00:38:59,110 Yes? 571 00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:03,430 Enter! Sunday at 5, very well Countess. 572 00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:07,390 Hello boss! How do I look? 573 00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:09,810 Pretty good I guess. Let me see the socks. 574 00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:13,210 Bravo! You're one of those guys that understands that socks 575 00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,570 have to match the suit and not the tie. 576 00:39:15,590 --> 00:39:20,230 What's the assignment? -Tonight we have a challenging job. 577 00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:24,100 The honour of our organization is at stake and we need a chaperone for 578 00:39:24,130 --> 00:39:27,290 Lady Jane McDonald. She's the wife of the British minister 579 00:39:27,310 --> 00:39:29,930 arriving in Rome today for the European Union summit. 580 00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:31,890 The husband can't join her... 581 00:39:32,150 --> 00:39:35,150 but he wants her to enjoy a pleasant evening. 582 00:39:35,450 --> 00:39:38,891 You know how it goes. A chic restaurant...nightclub... 583 00:39:38,916 --> 00:39:40,727 and maybe the Colliseum beneath the moonlight. 584 00:39:40,774 --> 00:39:42,766 But there's no moon. -It doesn't matter. 585 00:39:42,807 --> 00:39:44,727 The Colliseum is pretty enough without the moon. 586 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,300 It's cloudy! -She'll see enough. 587 00:39:47,340 --> 00:39:49,690 Remember, the lady is from a noble family. 588 00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:52,390 Her husband too, besides being a minister. 589 00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:54,000 Should I woo her? 590 00:39:54,020 --> 00:39:57,000 No, this isn't your usual older drunk American. 591 00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:00,000 She's a high class woman. And another thing... 592 00:40:00,252 --> 00:40:02,622 Yes. -It seems she has a certain little problem. 593 00:40:02,661 --> 00:40:05,451 A slight condition. -I hope she's not epileptic. 594 00:40:05,512 --> 00:40:09,842 No, she's a bit strange, no big deal. -Trust me, boss! 595 00:40:09,967 --> 00:40:11,877 Where and what time? Dark suit? 596 00:40:14,967 --> 00:40:17,137 Good evening. Have you a reservation? 597 00:40:17,269 --> 00:40:19,459 The name is Garbelli. -Please, come this way. 598 00:40:21,891 --> 00:40:24,088 Is this your first time in Rome, Lady Jane? 599 00:40:24,173 --> 00:40:27,773 Yes, I find Rome so exciting. -Exciting. 600 00:40:27,871 --> 00:40:30,601 All those lovely traffic lights hidden in the trees. 601 00:40:35,799 --> 00:40:39,289 Would you like to start with the paté? -Why not. 602 00:40:39,453 --> 00:40:43,803 No, none for me....I can't. 603 00:40:43,984 --> 00:40:47,794 You can't... -I can't eat at night. 604 00:40:48,274 --> 00:40:50,970 But you eat. I'll keep you company. 605 00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:55,200 No, that's absurd...I don't know at least drink something. 606 00:40:55,300 --> 00:40:56,790 That's even worse. 607 00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:01,710 I don't understand. Should we leave? 608 00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:10,430 Alright then...tonight I'll eat. 609 00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:13,230 Whatever the outcome. 610 00:41:16,420 --> 00:41:20,310 I don't know...would you like paté.? Salmon? -Paté. 611 00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:23,790 Paté for the lady and salmon for me. Thank you. 612 00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,790 I was told that your husband rarely takes you out. 613 00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:28,690 Do you live a quiet life in London? 614 00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:33,590 Yes, very quiet. I'm...not very well. 615 00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:35,670 I understand. 616 00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:40,610 You were telling me...ah, how much you liked Rome. 617 00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:44,500 Oh yes! All the buildings, the fountains, 618 00:41:44,570 --> 00:41:47,750 and the beautiful statues of naked men. 619 00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,670 To your health. -Cheers. 620 00:42:13,300 --> 00:42:18,230 I've noticed that women love the arts much more than men. 621 00:42:18,427 --> 00:42:20,937 I believe so. -Yes. 622 00:42:33,717 --> 00:42:36,627 Oh! These little old tables... 623 00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:41,000 What were we talking about? 624 00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:46,630 Sorry. 625 00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:52,430 I apologize. It's called chronic flatulence. 626 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,950 What? -This...my condition. 627 00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:00,180 Oh! Is there a cure? 628 00:43:00,300 --> 00:43:03,000 It usually happens when I eat. 629 00:43:03,900 --> 00:43:06,600 Parma ham? -Uh, n..n..... 630 00:43:06,700 --> 00:43:07,990 Ah no, thank you. 631 00:43:09,650 --> 00:43:12,110 Step away! I'll deal with you later. 632 00:43:12,250 --> 00:43:13,900 Would you care for some beans with caviar? 633 00:43:13,930 --> 00:43:16,300 No! No beans. At least I don't think... 634 00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:18,770 No, better not. -Just caviar? 635 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,300 Not that either. 636 00:43:21,900 --> 00:43:23,900 Ah, the orchestra! 637 00:43:25,010 --> 00:43:28,050 It's just the right music. Would you care to dance? 638 00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:30,070 Oh yes. -You can take advantage of it. 639 00:43:30,173 --> 00:43:31,250 No? 640 00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:52,700 What the hell are you playing at? 641 00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:10,000 I feel better. -I believe it! 642 00:44:10,550 --> 00:44:13,000 Look, it wasn't me. -Get out! 643 00:44:15,900 --> 00:44:18,366 This old song is so beautiful. 644 00:44:18,425 --> 00:44:21,413 It reminds me of the sea, the beautiful summers, 645 00:44:21,484 --> 00:44:22,954 childhood games. 646 00:44:23,657 --> 00:44:26,707 Life is beautiful. It's marvelous. 647 00:44:26,732 --> 00:44:29,262 Love is a marvelous thing! 648 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:34,500 You know you've got a real soul...delicate, like mine. 649 00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:40,550 What's this? You're eyes are watering? 650 00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:41,990 You're moved? 651 00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,020 Yes... 652 00:44:46,260 --> 00:44:52,210 By a marvelous woman like you. So sensitive. So helpless... 653 00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:55,770 Do you know Gozzano? -Gozzano? 654 00:44:55,840 --> 00:45:00,350 "Perhaps I caught a glimpse of the one I could love." 655 00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:05,770 My God! Oh God, Oh help me! -Help me? 656 00:45:05,820 --> 00:45:09,090 I feel another terrible one coming! Help! 657 00:45:09,780 --> 00:45:14,500 Try to hold it Lady Jane. We'll head closer to that deaf guy. 658 00:45:19,820 --> 00:45:21,000 Pig! 659 00:45:22,300 --> 00:45:25,110 Your husband's the Minister of Defence? 660 00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:27,350 No...Maybe we should sit now. 661 00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:28,570 Yes? 662 00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:34,430 You hear? They're playing our song. 663 00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:38,750 Forgive me. -Careful. 664 00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:50,050 Thank you. You're really kind and educated. 665 00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:52,990 I feel good with you. -I feel the same way. 666 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:04,000 Oh God! Another one on the way. Take me out of here please. 667 00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:08,370 Let's go! -Before it's too late. 668 00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:11,970 Oh I'm sorry... -Good evening! 669 00:46:15,460 --> 00:46:17,020 It was her! 670 00:46:18,860 --> 00:46:20,670 Oh God I'm so ashamed! 671 00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:22,850 That was a 10 on the Richter scale. 672 00:46:22,900 --> 00:46:25,350 My husband won't sleep with me any more. 673 00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:28,690 I've lost all my friends. I can't go to a concert, 674 00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:32,690 I can't go anywhere. I'm desperate! 675 00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:36,000 I'll just have to kill myself. -No! 676 00:46:36,020 --> 00:46:38,990 No dear, you remeber the poet Gozzano, 677 00:46:39,530 --> 00:46:42,890 "Perhaps I caught a glimpse of the one I could love." 678 00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:48,630 What are you saying? -That I found my soul mate. 679 00:46:51,942 --> 00:46:53,922 No! You too? 680 00:46:54,030 --> 00:46:56,363 Yes, me too...when I'm in love! 681 00:46:57,326 --> 00:47:00,434 Flatulence...the gentle breath. 682 00:47:00,598 --> 00:47:03,598 I dedicate my life to you. 683 00:47:35,430 --> 00:47:39,730 ARMANDA AND THE VIOLINIST 684 00:47:40,100 --> 00:47:43,000 So then, angel hair pasta with homemade sauce. 685 00:47:43,020 --> 00:47:45,500 Excuse me, what is this little droppings of calf? 686 00:47:45,550 --> 00:47:48,000 A shovelful of rigatoni, with calf guts on the side. 687 00:47:48,100 --> 00:47:51,100 No no, for me square noodles in broth. -For me the cuckoo stuffed with meat. 688 00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:53,800 For me the straw and hay pasta. -Makes sense for a donkey like you! 689 00:47:53,850 --> 00:47:55,710 What did you say? -I didn't say a word. 690 00:47:55,750 --> 00:47:57,200 Wine? -White. 691 00:47:57,290 --> 00:47:58,570 I'll choose the wine. 692 00:48:29,860 --> 00:48:33,550 My darling. My enchantress, my everything. 693 00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:38,760 Will you be mine? -No Giorgio. 694 00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:44,560 Why not? -Don't ask me that. I can't. 695 00:48:44,650 --> 00:48:46,260 I'll never be able to. 696 00:48:49,460 --> 00:48:51,360 Drink this poison and shut up! 697 00:48:52,140 --> 00:48:56,310 Would you give something? -No, I'm sorry no. 698 00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:02,700 Thanks. 699 00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:13,210 Excuse me I have to go home. I'm not feeling well. 700 00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:14,730 I'll go with you Armanda. 701 00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:18,700 No, no thanks. Enjoy yourselves. 702 00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:22,280 Who gets the rigatoni with the poo-poo? 703 00:49:22,300 --> 00:49:23,840 The poo-poo's mine. 704 00:49:26,134 --> 00:49:27,944 You're the poo-poo tycoon. -Thank you. 705 00:49:28,088 --> 00:49:30,448 I'll seat you two here near the toilet. 706 00:49:39,694 --> 00:49:42,074 Look, I'm going to walk. Thanks anyway. 707 00:49:42,381 --> 00:49:44,111 On foot? Are you crazy? 708 00:49:44,421 --> 00:49:45,891 I'll take a taxi then. 709 00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:14,270 Is it you? -Yes, it's me. 710 00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:16,710 How did you end up like this? 711 00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:19,500 And how do you have the guts to ask me this, Armanda? You! 712 00:50:19,580 --> 00:50:22,750 How is this about me? How am I responsible? 713 00:50:22,950 --> 00:50:27,400 Never mind. For a second it was good to see you again. 714 00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:33,000 You're young, beautiful, rich, loved... and I'm poor, shabby, and alone. 715 00:50:33,020 --> 00:50:34,700 with only two friends. 716 00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:39,000 This...and this. 717 00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:43,100 Goodbye Armanda. -Wait! 718 00:50:43,150 --> 00:50:45,000 No, let me go! Leave me be! 719 00:50:47,288 --> 00:50:49,475 Have you got a cigarette? -Of course. 720 00:50:49,522 --> 00:50:52,502 I'm sorry, would you light it? My hand's a bit shakey. 721 00:50:55,770 --> 00:50:58,430 You're very kind. Thank you. 722 00:50:59,830 --> 00:51:01,900 These days I only smoke butts. 723 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,000 I loved you so much. 724 00:51:08,450 --> 00:51:10,000 That was my tragedy. 725 00:51:11,837 --> 00:51:15,307 But you rejected me...without hope. 726 00:51:15,914 --> 00:51:17,584 I don't believe you loved me. 727 00:51:17,633 --> 00:51:20,613 I was another trophy in your career as a playboy. 728 00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:24,700 Playboy? It's your fault I'm ruined! 729 00:51:25,138 --> 00:51:27,798 In what way? -After you walked out 730 00:51:27,828 --> 00:51:29,278 it was never the same. 731 00:51:29,448 --> 00:51:31,656 The next morning I lost everything in the stock market. 732 00:51:31,775 --> 00:51:33,255 I wanted to make it back. 733 00:51:33,370 --> 00:51:36,700 I started gambling...roulette, baccarat... 734 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:40,870 chemin de fer, rouge et noir, the horses...nothing. 735 00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:43,500 I lost whatever I had left. 736 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:47,800 Fortunately...I knew a bit about music. 737 00:51:48,500 --> 00:51:53,450 I found this abandoned violin... left on a bus by a musician. 738 00:51:53,866 --> 00:51:57,013 I took it and like this I survive. 739 00:51:57,421 --> 00:52:00,234 Like this...like a derelict. 740 00:52:00,708 --> 00:52:04,348 Like a robot...with a broken spring. 741 00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:08,300 Goodbye love. -No wait! 742 00:52:09,420 --> 00:52:12,950 No. I'll can't take handouts from you. -It's not money. 743 00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:26,950 Armanda. Via dei Girasoli 34. 744 00:52:35,900 --> 00:52:37,500 RING THE BELL 745 00:52:45,700 --> 00:52:47,750 Come dear, I'll open it. 746 00:53:18,355 --> 00:53:19,924 Hello. -Come in. 747 00:53:19,962 --> 00:53:22,572 I wouldn't want to dirty anything. -Don't worry. Let me take that. 748 00:53:22,597 --> 00:53:23,697 Thank you. 749 00:53:24,457 --> 00:53:27,041 My husband's in Paris. The servants are on holiday. 750 00:53:27,097 --> 00:53:30,142 A beautiful house. My complments. -Would you like to drink something? 751 00:53:30,306 --> 00:53:32,811 Yes, gladly. -I'm happy you're here. 752 00:53:32,933 --> 00:53:34,243 Me too. 753 00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:47,990 Why did you ask me to come here? What do you want? 754 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:51,830 Is this a cruel joke? -No, what are you saying? 755 00:53:52,482 --> 00:53:54,450 It's been a while since we loved each other. . 756 00:53:54,500 --> 00:53:57,830 I didn't want you to think it's because I thought you were insincere. 757 00:53:58,330 --> 00:54:03,930 But now...that you're no longer rich, no longer a celebrated ladies man... 758 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:07,590 Well then...now I can. 759 00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:11,030 Yes. Now I can. 760 00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:13,800 Now you can? -Yes, I can. 761 00:54:14,180 --> 00:54:16,130 You can. -I can. 762 00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:21,200 My love! -No, wait a moment. 763 00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:25,950 I know you'd like...to clean up a bit. 764 00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:28,020 Why? 765 00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:37,800 My love...everything that I dared not hope for, 766 00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:42,060 that I dared not believe possible, it's all come true... 767 00:54:42,090 --> 00:54:45,690 like being in a dream with my eyes open. My love... 768 00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:48,780 now I realize that I never loved anyone but you, 769 00:54:48,830 --> 00:54:51,060 that I've never desired anyone but you. 770 00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:53,170 That I can't imagine anyone else in my life, 771 00:54:53,240 --> 00:54:56,170 who could hold my heart so tenderly. 772 00:54:56,240 --> 00:55:01,360 Still...you say you're broke but this chain is solid gold. 773 00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:04,550 The only thing remaining of my mother. 774 00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:07,000 I'd rather die than sell it. 775 00:55:07,700 --> 00:55:08,736 Mamma! 776 00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:10,500 Now I'll take it off because 777 00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:12,310 it might get in the way of our... 778 00:55:12,917 --> 00:55:14,347 love... 779 00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:23,630 Good evening. What can I get you ugly people? 780 00:55:23,660 --> 00:55:24,800 What's good? 781 00:55:24,820 --> 00:55:27,500 Angel hair pasta, rigatoni with calf guts. 782 00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:31,500 strozzapreti, buffalo balls... -I want to try the angel hair with guts. 783 00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:33,830 I'll have the sirloin. -I'll have the sirloin too. 784 00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:43,200 Coming through! Coming through! 785 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,070 Giovanardi! Look over here Giovanardi! 786 00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:52,500 Good people. No...don't shoot from that side. Smile darling. 787 00:55:52,650 --> 00:55:56,990 Giorgio Giovanardi. Excuse me but I can't miss this. 788 00:55:57,300 --> 00:56:00,000 Excuse me Giovanardi. I'm Mirella from Novella 2000. 789 00:56:00,020 --> 00:56:02,300 How is it that the most celebrated jet setting playboy 790 00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:04,690 has returned to Italy after being absent for so many years? 791 00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:06,250 Let's say it was homesickness. 792 00:56:06,270 --> 00:56:09,050 I had some unfinished business here. 793 00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:12,770 Now everything is in order and all accounts have been settled. 794 00:56:12,840 --> 00:56:14,790 I imagine something to do with a woman. 795 00:56:14,810 --> 00:56:18,090 Well...Noblesse oblige, let's say yes. 796 00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:21,243 But we don't have to announce it, even if she doesn't understand Italian. 797 00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:25,360 The billion dollar model Pamela Stanton, my future wife, 798 00:56:25,385 --> 00:56:27,638 I've promised to be faithful forever. -Give her a kiss! 799 00:56:27,663 --> 00:56:29,083 A kiss? -Yes. 800 00:56:30,500 --> 00:56:34,030 Bravo! Give her another. C'mon, c'mon a good one now. 801 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:48,750 My darling playboy. 802 00:56:48,770 --> 00:56:52,500 I'm returning your mamma's medallion that you left in my bed yesterday. 803 00:56:52,550 --> 00:56:54,000 Yes, in my bed. 804 00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:56,560 But this is my gift! 805 00:56:56,570 --> 00:56:59,400 I don't know... -But I know! It's your gift. 806 00:56:59,450 --> 00:57:01,200 He forgot it in my bed. 807 00:57:01,350 --> 00:57:02,870 Oh yes, it is yours. 808 00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:06,200 Beauty, beauty! -Please, take me home! 809 00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:09,800 Pamela! 810 00:57:10,500 --> 00:57:12,870 Give us a smile! C'mon beautiful! 811 00:57:14,500 --> 00:57:17,900 THE ADVENTURE 812 00:57:26,826 --> 00:57:27,857 May I? 813 00:57:27,900 --> 00:57:31,000 You just give it a push forward and then pull. 814 00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:35,030 Thank you. That's very kind.. 815 00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:43,790 I...just wanted to help you. 816 00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:57,910 Can I help you, Ma'am? -Thank you. 817 00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:06,610 You're a walking disaster! -I'm sorry. 818 00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:09,470 Leave it. I'll do it. -No, I'll help you. 819 00:58:10,060 --> 00:58:12,000 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. 820 00:58:12,100 --> 00:58:13,530 I hope not. 821 00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:18,020 String beans! I eat them too. -I'm glad. 822 00:58:18,237 --> 00:58:20,307 I'm..I'm... 823 00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:28,200 Leave it, I'll finish up before you cause another disaster. 824 00:58:28,355 --> 00:58:30,385 No look, I only want to make myself useful. 825 00:59:32,900 --> 00:59:35,500 You suffered shell shock, right? 826 00:59:35,550 --> 00:59:38,810 If tomorrow at 7:25 I hear that damned scream again, 827 00:59:38,830 --> 00:59:42,770 then clearly I'm suffering from some kind of hallucination. 828 00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:45,700 Why dont' you spend a week on the Cote d'Azure. 829 00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:46,900 It would do you good. 830 00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:49,730 And Colonel Mulden? Who'll take care of him? 831 00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:53,850 The devil with Colonel Mulden! -Don't say that. I owe him a lot. 832 00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:57,490 Have you talked to him? -No, he's very sick. 833 00:59:57,560 --> 00:59:58,870 I see. 834 01:00:00,470 --> 01:00:03,370 Do you remember when Marta left Villa Paradiso? 835 01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:04,990 About two months ago. 836 01:00:05,040 --> 01:00:08,030 And how many times have you heard that scream? 837 01:00:08,060 --> 01:00:10,000 Three...no four. 838 01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:15,610 Were you there when Annette died? -No, it must have been terrible. 839 01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:19,170 She hung on and fought against death like a crazy person. 840 01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:22,500 And now that she's dead she's come back to torment me. 841 01:00:22,540 --> 01:00:27,010 She plays tricks. With the hands of the clock. She's evil...evil I say! 842 01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:49,210 Jennifer...will you play for me before you go? 843 01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:55,090 Me play? Are you kidding? -But tonight I heard you playing. 844 01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:58,250 It wasn't me.You understand now? It's her! 845 01:00:58,270 --> 01:01:01,610 Who? -Annette...Annette hates me! 846 01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:03,300 She'd take the food from my mouth, 847 01:01:03,330 --> 01:01:05,530 the clothes off my back, the soul from my body. 848 01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:09,590 You saw her hands. With those hands she strangled her mother. 849 01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:12,300 Stop pestering the lady! -What do you want? 850 01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:13,490 Leave me alone! 851 01:01:13,510 --> 01:01:14,600 What's it to you? 852 01:01:14,620 --> 01:01:15,672 Where d'you think you are? 853 01:01:15,697 --> 01:01:17,700 Mind your fucking business! -I'll give you a smack. 854 01:01:17,730 --> 01:01:19,200 What'll you give me? What? -Boor! 855 01:01:19,350 --> 01:01:21,770 The gentleman's right, you were bothering me. 856 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:24,170 You..you know this guy? -Of course I know him. 857 01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:27,600 We live in a country full of savages. -It's crazy! 858 01:01:27,630 --> 01:01:29,770 Would you escort me? -Of course. 859 01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:32,590 Hold on...-You'll have to continue on your own. Jerk! 860 01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:34,090 Jerk! -Peasant! 861 01:01:34,110 --> 01:01:36,120 Stupid peasant! -Asshole! 862 01:01:37,870 --> 01:01:39,430 I thank you. -Don't mention it. 863 01:01:39,460 --> 01:01:42,370 If you hadn't stopped that pig, who knows what might've happened. 864 01:01:42,410 --> 01:01:45,200 Look at this...he tore my bra. 865 01:01:45,517 --> 01:01:49,407 He squeezed me so tight that... it still hurts. 866 01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:54,200 I must go now. My husband's home and the children are waiting. 867 01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:58,530 You're married? -Oh yes, I have 2 children that I adore. 868 01:01:58,600 --> 01:02:01,490 I wanted to ask if we could have a drink together, a cup of tea. 869 01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:04,830 Look, I really can't, sorry. -Ma'am! Ma'am? 870 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:14,050 I've had a rough life. From an early age I've had terrible hardships. 871 01:02:14,220 --> 01:02:15,339 How so? 872 01:02:15,340 --> 01:02:18,520 By the age of 13 I was already like this. 873 01:02:19,120 --> 01:02:22,800 I mean up here...and all the rest. 874 01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:25,000 One night coming home, I was approached 875 01:02:25,030 --> 01:02:27,000 by a big man with a moustache, 876 01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:28,810 who gave me a ride in his car, 877 01:02:28,850 --> 01:02:32,000 but instead of taking me home he dragged me to a field and... 878 01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:36,000 And he...and he raped you? 879 01:02:36,100 --> 01:02:40,000 Yes! But unfortunately I felt enoromous pleasure. 880 01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:43,200 Pleasure that I never in my life experienced again. 881 01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:49,450 Imagine, we stayed in that field for 6 or 8 hours without stopping once. 882 01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:54,700 Six or eight? -I'd say eight, maybe more. 883 01:02:56,720 --> 01:02:59,400 And he had...a moustache. 884 01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:03,350 Oh yes! A magnificent black moustache. 885 01:03:04,160 --> 01:03:08,670 Like charcoal. I still dream about that moustache. 886 01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:10,800 It must have been a horrible experience... 887 01:03:11,430 --> 01:03:12,950 and just 13. 888 01:03:13,100 --> 01:03:14,780 It was a real scandal! 889 01:03:14,820 --> 01:03:16,950 My parents decided to send me to a convent school. 890 01:03:17,150 --> 01:03:20,952 They had no idea! The Mother Superior was a big heavy lady, 891 01:03:20,990 --> 01:03:25,000 with enormous muscles. She also taught gymnastics. 892 01:03:25,270 --> 01:03:28,800 She took a fancy to me and wanted me to sleep in her room. 893 01:03:28,890 --> 01:03:33,370 And you? -What could I do, I was 14. 894 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:38,250 Of course. And...and you slept together? 895 01:03:38,700 --> 01:03:43,000 Well...as far as sleep goes, we didn't sleep much. 896 01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:46,090 Actually very little. 897 01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:48,750 I'd say almost not at all. 898 01:03:49,930 --> 01:03:52,900 Oh, that moustache. 899 01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:55,700 What a moustache... 900 01:03:56,960 --> 01:04:00,740 Also The Mother Superior... -She had a moustache? 901 01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:03,000 No. 902 01:04:15,700 --> 01:04:17,500 Look how late it is, I have to dash. 903 01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:20,260 Too bad, I could spend hours listening to your life story. 904 01:04:20,300 --> 01:04:22,360 You're pulling my leg. -No, it's the truth. 905 01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:25,170 Thanks again for the tea and the company. 906 01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:28,330 Don't mention it...say, couldn't we meet up again? 907 01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:30,450 I already told you I'm a married woman. 908 01:04:30,520 --> 01:04:33,306 Not only married but crazy about my husband. 909 01:04:33,416 --> 01:04:36,234 Well then...I'll resign myself. 910 01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:37,728 Goodbye. 911 01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:40,430 Goodbye. 912 01:04:40,550 --> 01:04:41,930 Your fur. 913 01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:52,570 The emergency brake. -Thank you. 914 01:05:31,233 --> 01:05:35,179 Ma'am, wait! I'll help you. -You again? 915 01:05:35,275 --> 01:05:36,905 I was just passing by and... 916 01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:41,500 And so, at sixteen I decided to leave the convent school. 917 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:45,450 And I enrolled in art school. -Artist! -Yes. 918 01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:48,500 It seems you were a very busy teenager. 919 01:05:48,550 --> 01:05:52,470 Yes very, my sculpture professor was fiftyish and charming. 920 01:05:52,520 --> 01:05:54,450 And he asked me to pose for him. -Yes. 921 01:05:54,520 --> 01:05:58,510 So during the third year of school I posed nude with a black guy. 922 01:05:58,570 --> 01:06:00,310 Handsome like a Riace bronze. 923 01:06:00,890 --> 01:06:02,500 While the professor sculpted 924 01:06:02,620 --> 01:06:04,950 we tried hard to give him a certain sensuality. 925 01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:09,750 Just put them there. Gently...there's eggs. 926 01:06:14,473 --> 01:06:17,983 Tell the truth, you didn't just pop into the cinema today. 927 01:06:18,280 --> 01:06:22,000 No, in truth it happens to me often when the moon changes. 928 01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:24,250 What happens when the moon changes? 929 01:06:24,890 --> 01:06:26,800 Oh, don't make me say. 930 01:06:26,850 --> 01:06:30,130 Everything happens. I'm gripped by with these tremendous urges. 931 01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:34,630 I get feverish...chills... then I have to... 932 01:06:34,730 --> 01:06:38,370 It's like...as if I'm overcome...by a fit of rapture! 933 01:06:39,206 --> 01:06:41,856 It seems today you were in a state of raptus interruptus. 934 01:06:42,059 --> 01:06:45,209 And a good thing too! It would have been a scandal. 935 01:06:47,163 --> 01:06:50,853 So...now you know everything about me. 936 01:06:50,965 --> 01:06:52,915 I beg you go, is that okay? 937 01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:54,170 Not really. 938 01:06:54,190 --> 01:06:56,410 I told you how exceptional my husband is. -Yes. 939 01:06:56,430 --> 01:06:57,906 He's good, generous, understanding. 940 01:06:57,945 --> 01:06:59,570 And yet... -I love him madly. 941 01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:00,700 And yet... -Leave me please. 942 01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:02,830 One kiss. -Get out of my life forever. 943 01:07:02,850 --> 01:07:04,700 At least have one more drink, a small one... 944 01:08:48,320 --> 01:08:49,910 Hello? 945 01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:53,930 Oh it's you Professor. Everything went well. 946 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:59,670 In fact very well. Your treatment worked like a charm. 947 01:08:59,960 --> 01:09:02,070 I'll pass you over to my husband. 948 01:09:05,280 --> 01:09:09,230 Professor...you were right. 949 01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:15,270 A marriage needs a bit of excitement...and a bit of fantasy. 950 01:09:25,900 --> 01:09:29,500 HONEYMOON 951 01:09:59,600 --> 01:10:02,470 It's me, don't you recognize me? -Where are you going, skiing? 952 01:10:02,600 --> 01:10:05,613 It's part of the dowry! -Yes, along with your sanity! 953 01:10:07,136 --> 01:10:09,466 How cheery. Look at all the lovely people. 954 01:10:09,525 --> 01:10:11,775 Susie, I think you enjoy complaining. 955 01:10:11,970 --> 01:10:15,553 No. But since it's my honeymoon I imagined it differently. 956 01:10:15,585 --> 01:10:18,178 What are you complaining about? The hotel has generously given us 957 01:10:18,210 --> 01:10:21,006 not only the honeymoon but also a week long stay here. 958 01:10:21,131 --> 01:10:23,200 You'll see, it'll be the 2nd to the 9th of November. 959 01:10:23,297 --> 01:10:24,420 And so? 960 01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:26,500 And so if I meet anyone 961 01:10:26,520 --> 01:10:28,650 who claims that out of season the sea is at its best, 962 01:10:28,670 --> 01:10:32,055 I swear I'll throttle them. -Tell the truth Susie, 963 01:10:32,167 --> 01:10:34,937 my panel isn't bad, eh? -It's beautiful! 964 01:10:35,230 --> 01:10:36,969 They could also have given you more to do. 965 01:10:37,024 --> 01:10:40,230 Relax. He who grabs too much loses everything. 966 01:10:40,880 --> 01:10:44,070 You'll see that life has many delightful surprises. 967 01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:46,770 Good day my dear architect. -Hello my dear manager. 968 01:10:46,840 --> 01:10:49,970 Madame...and now, are the little lovebirds having fun? 969 01:10:50,040 --> 01:10:52,010 I'd say very much. -Wonderful! 970 01:10:52,080 --> 01:10:53,450 It's quite peaceful here. 971 01:10:53,470 --> 01:10:56,210 For me, out of season, the sea is at its best. 972 01:10:56,280 --> 01:10:58,530 In fact Susie was just saying the same thing. 973 01:10:58,600 --> 01:11:01,490 I hope that my modest little work pleased the Countess. 974 01:11:01,520 --> 01:11:04,900 The Countess is very happy and has decided that next year 975 01:11:04,920 --> 01:11:07,792 we'll renovate the bar. And it must be done...by you. 976 01:11:07,865 --> 01:11:09,511 How generous. -Signor Director! 977 01:11:09,566 --> 01:11:10,519 Yes? 978 01:11:10,572 --> 01:11:13,200 Come see. At the entrance to the harbour there's an enormous boat. 979 01:11:13,220 --> 01:11:15,600 Excuse me. -Let's look at the "enormous." C'mon! 980 01:11:17,880 --> 01:11:20,660 Is it really that big? -Enormous! 981 01:11:20,680 --> 01:11:22,830 Enormous! 982 01:11:24,120 --> 01:11:26,000 There it is. 983 01:11:28,280 --> 01:11:31,530 Beautiful! Look at the fancy architecture. 984 01:11:31,600 --> 01:11:34,100 Meh, it hardly qualifies as a rusty tub. 985 01:11:34,130 --> 01:11:38,970 It'll be your average ill mannered Arab. -Easy, with those snap judgements. 986 01:11:39,040 --> 01:11:40,600 The Arab civilization was 987 01:11:40,610 --> 01:11:43,200 the foundation of a variety of stylistic refinements. 988 01:11:43,230 --> 01:11:46,000 And you, my little halfwit, call them ill mannered. 989 01:11:46,500 --> 01:11:49,510 I've seen that boat somewhere before. -Maybe on a flag. 990 01:11:49,880 --> 01:11:53,130 Idiot. I saw it on Novello 2000, it's Bacioghi's ship! 991 01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:55,000 Who? -Yes, yes, Bacioghi. 992 01:11:55,020 --> 01:11:56,870 Bacioghi, the world's richest man. 993 01:11:57,200 --> 01:12:00,390 I read in Panorama that Bacioghi has his own jumbo jet. 994 01:12:00,460 --> 01:12:03,700 His palace in Bahrain has a bathtub made of pure gold. 995 01:12:03,750 --> 01:12:08,510 You see darling that holidays out of season can have pleasant surprises. 996 01:12:08,900 --> 01:12:11,900 Even the world's richest man holidays in November. 997 01:12:11,950 --> 01:12:13,400 Mr. Architect. -Mr. Director. 998 01:12:13,430 --> 01:12:14,850 Have you heard the good news? -No. 999 01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:18,210 We have with us as a guest in the hotel the world's richest man. 1000 01:12:18,230 --> 01:12:19,670 Along with his entire entourage. 1001 01:12:19,700 --> 01:12:22,330 I was just pointing out to my wife 1002 01:12:22,340 --> 01:12:25,830 that this time of the year is busy with vacationers. 1003 01:12:25,960 --> 01:12:29,000 The boat had a malfunction and he's been forced to seek refuge here. 1004 01:12:29,030 --> 01:12:31,100 And between us, he's really angry. 1005 01:12:31,220 --> 01:12:34,230 Hmm, I understand completely. -But for the hotel it's a godsend. 1006 01:12:34,260 --> 01:12:35,990 Oh yes, twenty more guests 1007 01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:38,490 when in November you can't even book a dog... 1008 01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:40,600 Oh here they are. Excuse me. 1009 01:12:40,800 --> 01:12:42,700 The Sultan's coming. 1010 01:12:43,730 --> 01:12:46,000 The dining room is over there Your Excellency. 1011 01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:51,450 You know what the say Mr. Architect? 1012 01:12:51,520 --> 01:12:54,010 Every woman that has carnal relations with Bacioghi 1013 01:12:54,030 --> 01:12:56,350 wears a Platinum anklet with an emerald. 1014 01:12:57,560 --> 01:13:00,250 What a lecher! -And each emerald 1015 01:13:00,290 --> 01:13:01,770 is worth 40 million. 1016 01:13:02,440 --> 01:13:04,440 In the Eva Express they said 50 million. 1017 01:13:04,460 --> 01:13:06,700 Let's settle on 45. My final offer. 1018 01:13:08,797 --> 01:13:10,237 Wine, Your Majesty. 1019 01:13:21,071 --> 01:13:24,461 You see how they eat? Sprawled on the ground like animals. 1020 01:13:24,708 --> 01:13:27,678 Every country has its own customs. 1021 01:13:27,920 --> 01:13:29,300 They don't even use a fork? 1022 01:13:29,350 --> 01:13:30,700 Just their hands like monkeys. 1023 01:13:30,750 --> 01:13:32,310 Shhh! You're talking too loud! 1024 01:13:32,750 --> 01:13:35,360 What's that got to do with anything? I was talking about my work. 1025 01:13:35,407 --> 01:13:37,400 What can a young architect hope to do 1026 01:13:37,410 --> 01:13:39,430 in an Italy that's going to the dogs, eh? 1027 01:13:39,500 --> 01:13:43,000 Public housing? Or apartments that look like beehives? 1028 01:13:43,030 --> 01:13:46,450 But if I call someone like Bacioghi, I could plan an entire city. 1029 01:13:46,500 --> 01:13:51,050 Dear Susie, a city of 1001 nights. Susie...1001 nights. 1030 01:13:51,200 --> 01:13:54,000 Excuse me Architect, Mr Bacioghi... -Bacioghi. 1031 01:13:54,020 --> 01:13:55,681 You know, the one wearing the nightgown. 1032 01:13:55,706 --> 01:13:58,071 He'd be honoured if you'd join him for a glass of champagne. 1033 01:13:58,110 --> 01:13:59,100 Let's go! 1034 01:13:59,130 --> 01:14:01,100 Sit on the ground with those boors? I'm not going. 1035 01:14:01,120 --> 01:14:04,010 Excuse me but if we don't go over the ill mannered ones will be us. 1036 01:14:04,030 --> 01:14:06,400 Are you planning to build a city of 1001 nights? 1037 01:14:06,420 --> 01:14:09,700 What's that got to do with it! Let's not be typical Italian snobs. 1038 01:14:09,760 --> 01:14:12,000 Are you racist? -No it just gives me the creeps. 1039 01:14:12,030 --> 01:14:14,990 But if we must drink champagne let's drink some. -Let's drink some. 1040 01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:17,400 Thank you for accepting His Excellency's invitation. 1041 01:14:18,300 --> 01:14:21,000 Allow me to present Mr. Ali Bacioghi. 1042 01:14:21,640 --> 01:14:25,700 Puntolie...Puntolieri Vittorio. 1043 01:14:25,800 --> 01:14:26,950 My missus. 1044 01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:28,255 Have a seat. 1045 01:14:28,318 --> 01:14:29,779 Thank you. 1046 01:14:41,933 --> 01:14:43,149 You were saying? 1047 01:14:44,510 --> 01:14:46,990 I heard you were having trouble on the yacht. 1048 01:14:47,130 --> 01:14:51,000 Yes, we were heading to Monte Carlo when we had an accident. 1049 01:14:51,050 --> 01:14:53,469 Nothing serious. The elevator broke down. 1050 01:14:53,596 --> 01:14:54,600 How about that! 1051 01:14:54,700 --> 01:14:58,700 Fortunately we saw this Club Med and so here we are. 1052 01:14:58,820 --> 01:15:01,690 No, this isn't a Club Med. I wish it was! 1053 01:15:01,760 --> 01:15:03,000 No, this isn't champagne, 1054 01:15:03,020 --> 01:15:06,000 but a local bubbly that might just bring us back to life. 1055 01:15:06,030 --> 01:15:07,135 May I? 1056 01:15:07,212 --> 01:15:09,132 Taste that bubbly! 1057 01:15:16,160 --> 01:15:18,000 Excellent! I'll vouch for this bubbly. 1058 01:15:18,480 --> 01:15:21,700 Are you a wine grower? -No I just drink it. 1059 01:15:24,480 --> 01:15:27,470 I'm an architect. Architect and Interior Designer. 1060 01:15:27,680 --> 01:15:31,000 Graduated in '72 with an A+ Honours from the University of Milan. 1061 01:15:31,200 --> 01:15:34,900 I designed here as well...excuse me but I don't wish to bore you. 1062 01:15:34,960 --> 01:15:37,200 But you're not boring us at all Mr. Architect. 1063 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:39,000 Thank you. 1064 01:15:39,070 --> 01:15:40,750 Are you doing any projects at the hotel? 1065 01:15:40,770 --> 01:15:44,190 No no. Actually, I designed the panel of the front desk. 1066 01:15:44,250 --> 01:15:45,800 I don't know if you noticed it. 1067 01:15:46,390 --> 01:15:48,865 I don't know if you happened to... -No, he didn't notice it. 1068 01:15:48,922 --> 01:15:50,402 Ah no...he didn't notice it. 1069 01:15:50,960 --> 01:15:54,190 It's made of golden laminate and fibreglass. 1070 01:15:54,250 --> 01:15:56,590 In the style of...Fanta soda. 1071 01:15:57,500 --> 01:15:59,000 Fanta soda! 1072 01:15:59,500 --> 01:16:01,800 It's the most successful part of the hotel. 1073 01:16:01,900 --> 01:16:05,910 I don't understand why they didn't allow you to do all their decor. 1074 01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:09,000 Which between you and me is... -A piece of shit! 1075 01:16:09,020 --> 01:16:11,800 Yes, we think so too. It's absolutely colourless. 1076 01:16:12,200 --> 01:16:15,870 Colourless is the right word. Let's drink to that. 1077 01:16:17,770 --> 01:16:19,810 Cheers! -Cheers... 1078 01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:33,930 Excellency, if you ever happen to be passing through Milan, 1079 01:16:33,960 --> 01:16:38,770 my wife and I would be delighted to have you over for some saffron rice. 1080 01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:41,650 And after I know a spot on the way to Lambrate 1081 01:16:41,670 --> 01:16:44,410 where they make a really great osso bucco. 1082 01:16:44,480 --> 01:16:47,830 Architect. Would you be interested in working in the Emirate? 1083 01:16:49,240 --> 01:16:51,770 Sorry, I didn't understand the question. 1084 01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:55,270 Mr. Bacioghi was very impressed with your panel, 1085 01:16:55,290 --> 01:16:59,990 and would like to hire you for a project in the Emirate of Bahrain. 1086 01:17:00,100 --> 01:17:01,680 Does that interest you? 1087 01:17:01,750 --> 01:17:03,600 It interests me yes, of course it interests me. 1088 01:17:03,630 --> 01:17:05,705 I'm only interested in working in an Emirate! 1089 01:17:05,733 --> 01:17:07,401 Tell him how I'm interested in that work. 1090 01:17:07,448 --> 01:17:09,592 Of course he'd be interested to work in an Emirate. 1091 01:17:12,875 --> 01:17:17,875 We're looking at a mosque... with a 20 million dollar budget. 1092 01:17:18,300 --> 01:17:21,490 Twenty? -And naturally ten percent 1093 01:17:21,520 --> 01:17:24,190 goes to the architect of the project. 1094 01:17:24,900 --> 01:17:26,900 Ten percent of... -Two million! 1095 01:17:26,920 --> 01:17:28,300 In Lire? -Uh-huh! 1096 01:17:28,500 --> 01:17:32,000 Yes, and if the dollar continues to go up it could be more. 1097 01:17:33,100 --> 01:17:35,200 Perhaps...two and a half million. 1098 01:17:35,500 --> 01:17:38,500 The only thing is that the work has to start within the month. 1099 01:17:38,550 --> 01:17:43,370 I can start right away. It's no big deal to jot down a sketch...a design. 1100 01:17:43,450 --> 01:17:47,100 Bravo Architect, You're young and full of enthusiasm. I like that. 1101 01:17:48,760 --> 01:17:51,770 Let's drink to it. To the mosque, in the name of Allah. 1102 01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:53,200 Praise be Allah! 1103 01:17:53,220 --> 01:17:56,500 Ah, listen to the music. It drives me wild. 1104 01:17:56,800 --> 01:17:58,650 Italian music is so beautiful. 1105 01:17:58,700 --> 01:18:02,010 My compliments. You're a real connoiseur. 1106 01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:04,210 Shall we dance? -Well actually I don't... 1107 01:18:04,250 --> 01:18:07,950 Yes of course dance with His Excellency. You must. By all means. 1108 01:18:12,220 --> 01:18:14,000 Architect. -Yes? 1109 01:18:14,030 --> 01:18:16,890 Why don't you jot down a few ideas for the mosque? 1110 01:18:18,440 --> 01:18:19,500 I'm talking to you! 1111 01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:22,500 No, now you've caught me unprepared... 1112 01:18:22,680 --> 01:18:26,700 No...no not a finished design. Throw together your fantasy. 1113 01:18:28,760 --> 01:18:30,800 You dance well. My compliments. -You too. 1114 01:18:30,960 --> 01:18:33,230 Come on! -Of course I'm coming, 1115 01:18:33,640 --> 01:18:35,790 Okay I'd... -For starters... 1116 01:18:36,490 --> 01:18:41,700 For starters...I don't know...I'd start with a beautiful dome. 1117 01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:43,700 Like this... -What an idea! 1118 01:18:43,760 --> 01:18:45,230 And a Crescent here on top. 1119 01:18:46,200 --> 01:18:48,200 Right? A beautiful Crescent. 1120 01:18:48,333 --> 01:18:50,373 Architect, don't be distracted. 1121 01:18:56,387 --> 01:19:01,527 His Excellency has...a mighty grip. He really feels the music. 1122 01:19:01,720 --> 01:19:05,450 Yes. And the central courtyard? -Ah, the central courtyard. 1123 01:19:05,470 --> 01:19:06,900 The courtyard. -Of course we need... 1124 01:19:06,930 --> 01:19:08,050 So then... 1125 01:19:08,500 --> 01:19:10,250 I've never done a mosque... 1126 01:19:12,320 --> 01:19:15,490 Let's put up...a colonnade. -A colonnade... 1127 01:19:15,560 --> 01:19:18,490 Two rows of columns made of Carrara marble mixed with Sienna. 1128 01:19:18,550 --> 01:19:19,590 That's great! 1129 01:19:19,650 --> 01:19:21,090 Architect... 1130 01:19:31,500 --> 01:19:34,200 Architect! Please... -Excuse me, look.... 1131 01:19:34,640 --> 01:19:37,130 The mosque. -Let's do this. 1132 01:19:37,200 --> 01:19:39,410 Let's at least finish the colonadde. 1133 01:19:39,480 --> 01:19:44,072 I'll put this here like this. See how it goes? 1134 01:19:44,137 --> 01:19:47,437 I'm sure that...take your hand away otherwise I can't draw. 1135 01:19:47,682 --> 01:19:49,790 Darling, what's that? -Oh God, who's that? 1136 01:19:50,150 --> 01:19:54,650 It's a sketch of the mosque that...but where's His Excellency? 1137 01:19:54,720 --> 01:19:56,930 Mr. Bacioghi has gone up because he's very tired. 1138 01:19:57,000 --> 01:19:59,800 Ah...too bad. I wanted to show him... 1139 01:19:59,820 --> 01:20:01,800 Honey, you're still working. I'll go up. 1140 01:20:01,850 --> 01:20:04,000 What do you mean? I'll go with you! -No, no... 1141 01:20:04,040 --> 01:20:05,500 Don't worry, I'll see you later. 1142 01:20:05,530 --> 01:20:09,070 Not later, but why? I can do this... -No, Architect... 1143 01:20:09,100 --> 01:20:13,650 Let's finish it now and in the morning we can show it to Emir Bacioghi. 1144 01:20:13,720 --> 01:20:17,553 We can show it...but I... -He's very interested. 1145 01:20:17,578 --> 01:20:20,327 I know he's...fine. 1146 01:20:20,428 --> 01:20:23,752 Let's finish the mosque. 1147 01:20:24,724 --> 01:20:29,197 So where are we now? -It's a beautiful perfect sketch. 1148 01:20:29,294 --> 01:20:33,144 But what I don't get is this...this part here. 1149 01:20:33,246 --> 01:20:35,836 I'll explain it tomorrow. Good night. 1150 01:20:38,702 --> 01:20:41,002 Good night. -Good night. 1151 01:21:01,320 --> 01:21:03,230 That was quick, darling. 1152 01:21:04,011 --> 01:21:05,841 So you're here! 1153 01:21:06,079 --> 01:21:08,770 I took a nice long shower and gave myself a facial. 1154 01:21:08,870 --> 01:21:10,470 So where would I be? 1155 01:21:10,500 --> 01:21:14,110 Here...but for a moment I thought... -What did you think? 1156 01:21:14,196 --> 01:21:16,595 I thought...never mind, it's silly. 1157 01:21:16,620 --> 01:21:17,996 Why don't I tell you. 1158 01:21:18,124 --> 01:21:20,730 You thought I went up to the room with that Bacioghi. 1159 01:21:20,808 --> 01:21:24,450 Eh no...how could you imagine such a thing? 1160 01:21:24,520 --> 01:21:27,230 But you were wrong even though you'd have tried too. 1161 01:21:27,400 --> 01:21:31,400 Look Susie, we're on our honeymoon and I don't need anyone but you... 1162 01:21:31,440 --> 01:21:34,290 Exactly! But that lecherous Arab, he tried. 1163 01:21:34,360 --> 01:21:37,130 When I got to the room he was waiting outside the door. 1164 01:21:37,200 --> 01:21:38,730 No! -Yes! 1165 01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:41,970 And he suggested that I come to his room and bathe in his tub. 1166 01:21:42,040 --> 01:21:44,500 But how...these tubs don't even fit two. 1167 01:21:44,520 --> 01:21:46,950 I gave him a slap he'll remember for awhile. 1168 01:21:47,200 --> 01:21:51,100 You slapped Bacioghi! -Yes...and I kicked him too! 1169 01:21:51,150 --> 01:21:54,100 A kick too...Bravo! 1170 01:21:54,260 --> 01:21:57,000 You did good! Now I'll give him a piece of my mind! Right? 1171 01:21:57,080 --> 01:21:58,300 What does he think? 1172 01:21:58,320 --> 01:22:01,210 With all his millions he can do what he wants..with my wife? 1173 01:22:01,280 --> 01:22:03,830 No sir! I don't care about his mosque. 1174 01:22:03,850 --> 01:22:06,930 I don't give a damn! Besides I'm a Catholic. He'll hear from me now. 1175 01:22:19,440 --> 01:22:21,670 Excuse me sir, Mister Bacioghi. 1176 01:22:24,200 --> 01:22:27,210 Who is it? -It's the architect Punturieri. 1177 01:22:27,280 --> 01:22:29,630 I'd like to speak to you, if I'm not disturbing. 1178 01:22:30,060 --> 01:22:32,010 I'm sorry but I'm at a loss for words. 1179 01:22:32,080 --> 01:22:33,500 Tell me that you're not offended 1180 01:22:33,520 --> 01:22:35,200 otherwise I won't sleep tonight. 1181 01:22:35,700 --> 01:22:37,500 Of course I'm not offended. 1182 01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:42,070 You know how it is with women...so impulsive...that time of the month... 1183 01:22:42,400 --> 01:22:45,750 I'm asking your forgiveness also in the name of my wife. 1184 01:22:45,810 --> 01:22:47,230 It's all behind us now. 1185 01:22:47,320 --> 01:22:50,300 So...I can still expect to work on the mosque? 1186 01:22:50,522 --> 01:22:53,012 Of course. My word is sacred, Architect. 1187 01:22:53,150 --> 01:22:54,310 Thank you. 1188 01:22:57,620 --> 01:23:00,610 Eh? -Would you like to dance? 1189 01:23:00,680 --> 01:23:02,490 With who? -With me. 1190 01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:03,700 With you? 1191 01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:07,500 Perhaps you see someone else? -No, in fact I don't see anyone. 1192 01:23:07,520 --> 01:23:08,900 So come here. 1193 01:23:10,009 --> 01:23:14,351 Mr. Bacioghi I beg you, I feel embarassed... 1194 01:23:14,421 --> 01:23:15,945 Mr. Bacio... 1195 01:23:16,582 --> 01:23:22,492 No Mr. Bacioghi, listen...definitely no...No! That's too much. 1196 01:23:23,960 --> 01:23:27,180 Excuse me Mr. Bacioghi, you...ah! 1197 01:23:27,220 --> 01:23:30,650 Come here habibi. -No habibi no. It's very late... 1198 01:23:30,680 --> 01:23:32,530 and my wife is waiting in the room. 1199 01:23:32,600 --> 01:23:35,970 Meanwhile I'll go make a colour sketch of the mosque, would you like that? 1200 01:23:36,140 --> 01:23:37,900 Come here. It's not that late. 1201 01:23:37,930 --> 01:23:40,840 No, for me it's very late. It's past two... 1202 01:23:40,870 --> 01:23:42,230 For a moment? -No. 1203 01:23:42,480 --> 01:23:44,610 Take off your jacket. -No! That's all I need, no. 1204 01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:48,310 Architect, do you want the mosque or not? -Yes. 1205 01:23:50,400 --> 01:23:52,530 Mister Bacioghi. -Habibi... 1206 01:23:52,900 --> 01:23:54,410 Again with the habibi! 1207 01:23:56,340 --> 01:23:59,700 Truly it was a painful scene. What was I to do? 1208 01:24:00,080 --> 01:24:02,330 He started crying, he asked me to forgive him. 1209 01:24:02,350 --> 01:24:03,859 What could I do, hit him? 1210 01:24:03,954 --> 01:24:07,244 No no, you did very well. The main thing is he apologized. 1211 01:24:07,369 --> 01:24:10,059 He got down on his knees... and after that we agreed 1212 01:24:10,200 --> 01:24:11,950 to meet for breakfast and sign the contract. 1213 01:24:11,960 --> 01:24:14,620 Mr. Manager! Mr. Manager... 1214 01:24:14,640 --> 01:24:17,530 Is Mr. Bacioghi still in his room? -No he left an hour ago. 1215 01:24:18,030 --> 01:24:21,010 He left an hour ago? -Yes, the repairs were done. 1216 01:24:21,050 --> 01:24:23,000 So he decided to leave right away. 1217 01:24:23,200 --> 01:24:24,900 Did he leave any message for us? 1218 01:24:24,920 --> 01:24:28,270 No. And as for last night's bill, he said you offered to pay. 1219 01:24:29,320 --> 01:24:30,710 Me? 1220 01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:35,000 Like the proverb says,"choose a wife and ox from your own town." 1221 01:24:35,020 --> 01:24:38,410 They weren't our kind. -Did you notice Bacioghi had a smell? 1222 01:24:38,450 --> 01:24:41,400 From washing once a month in petrol. 1223 01:24:42,320 --> 01:24:45,750 I tell you Susie, it's better like this. Imagine going to Bahrain. 1224 01:24:45,770 --> 01:24:48,090 Heaven forbid! Without wine, cappucino... 1225 01:24:48,100 --> 01:24:49,600 ...And our tasty risottino. 1226 01:24:49,620 --> 01:24:52,850 They would have made us sleep in tents with the mosquitos. 1227 01:24:52,920 --> 01:24:54,970 Did you see how they treat their poor wives? 1228 01:24:55,020 --> 01:24:57,200 Medieval...clothes from another century. 1229 01:24:57,230 --> 01:25:00,298 Beh, if anything I think he was a bit of a fag. 1230 01:25:00,344 --> 01:25:01,618 Carpets! Carpets! 1231 01:25:01,868 --> 01:25:03,180 Buy my carpets? 1232 01:25:03,200 --> 01:25:05,700 Until very recently they all sold carpets, right? 1233 01:25:05,720 --> 01:25:07,630 Would you buy a carpet folks? -No thank you! 1234 01:25:07,650 --> 01:25:10,550 How about a beautiful emerald for a thousand lire? -No... 1235 01:25:10,580 --> 01:25:15,500 Madam, buy an emerald. It's only a thousand lire for a beautiful emerald. 1236 01:25:18,300 --> 01:25:21,800 THE PRINCESS AND THE WAITER 1237 01:25:44,300 --> 01:25:46,850 Your Highness, welcome. -It's a lovely day. 1238 01:25:57,000 --> 01:26:00,180 Take care of the bags, cherie. Last time they stole my beauty case. 1239 01:26:00,190 --> 01:26:02,460 Yes darling...I only wish. 1240 01:26:19,760 --> 01:26:21,690 The Princess is so beautiful. 1241 01:26:21,760 --> 01:26:23,200 So beautiful. 1242 01:26:23,220 --> 01:26:25,570 I can hardly look at her she's so beautiful. 1243 01:26:25,640 --> 01:26:28,200 Then don't look at her. -How is that possible? 1244 01:26:28,720 --> 01:26:31,710 I have all her photos. All her newspaper clippings. 1245 01:26:31,800 --> 01:26:33,500 She drives me wild. 1246 01:27:07,400 --> 01:27:10,130 What are you doing? -I'll add it to my collection. 1247 01:27:10,200 --> 01:27:12,190 A collection of cigarette butts? -Shh! 1248 01:27:35,461 --> 01:27:37,291 I'm sick of you! 1249 01:27:37,700 --> 01:27:39,600 What are they saying? -They're speaking German. 1250 01:27:39,629 --> 01:27:42,009 German? -No, English. 1251 01:27:43,400 --> 01:27:46,700 I despise you. And you can go straight to Hell! 1252 01:27:47,560 --> 01:27:51,300 Understand, dearest? -Crazy bitch! 1253 01:27:51,730 --> 01:27:52,980 Fuck off! 1254 01:27:53,424 --> 01:27:57,204 What'd she say to him? -She told him to fuck off. 1255 01:28:01,400 --> 01:28:04,190 Nasty. Asshole. Pig. Faggot. 1256 01:28:22,245 --> 01:28:23,435 Bravo. 1257 01:28:34,200 --> 01:28:36,800 Yes? A bottle of Dom Perignon to the Royal Suite? 1258 01:28:36,870 --> 01:28:38,350 - Fine. - Can I go? 1259 01:28:38,470 --> 01:28:40,700 Hurry, a bottle of Dom Perignon to the Princess. 1260 01:28:40,730 --> 01:28:45,900 And add it to her bill, eh? -The Princess! The Princess! 1261 01:28:56,520 --> 01:28:58,550 I have to take this to the Princess...Ah!! 1262 01:29:02,720 --> 01:29:06,030 I've got nothing...No! You won't find guns there, eh! 1263 01:29:06,440 --> 01:29:09,000 Go on, go. -Let's go, this way. 1264 01:29:09,050 --> 01:29:11,000 Go? Go? I'm going? I go. 1265 01:29:32,600 --> 01:29:36,890 What have you brought? -I brought the Dom Perignon 1976. 1266 01:29:37,160 --> 01:29:39,000 And the chef on his own initiative, 1267 01:29:39,010 --> 01:29:41,500 included Beluga caviar on a bed of fresh onions. 1268 01:29:41,960 --> 01:29:43,500 No onions. 1269 01:29:43,800 --> 01:29:45,700 I just want to drink. -Yes Princess. 1270 01:29:46,800 --> 01:29:48,890 To the face of that asshole my husband. 1271 01:29:48,920 --> 01:29:51,390 I shit on my husband. Merde. 1272 01:29:52,600 --> 01:29:54,000 Do you know the language? 1273 01:29:54,100 --> 01:29:56,700 The last word I got perfectly, Princess. 1274 01:29:59,600 --> 01:30:04,620 What's your name? -Me...I'm only a waiter, Princess. 1275 01:30:04,720 --> 01:30:08,030 What's your name, I said! -Rapazzoni Stelio. 1276 01:30:09,800 --> 01:30:12,180 Stelio? -Yes. 1277 01:30:14,723 --> 01:30:17,183 It's a nice name, Stelio. -You think so? 1278 01:30:21,669 --> 01:30:23,899 What are you doing? -Who's there? 1279 01:30:24,300 --> 01:30:27,500 Princess...Princess I'm crazy about you! 1280 01:30:27,520 --> 01:30:29,439 I'm your...your admirer. 1281 01:30:29,483 --> 01:30:30,892 I have all...all your photos! 1282 01:30:30,917 --> 01:30:33,370 I've followed you for years. I even have your cigarette stub. 1283 01:30:33,440 --> 01:30:35,590 Stub? -The remainder of your cigarette. 1284 01:30:35,610 --> 01:30:39,000 I wrapped it up and put it in a drawer. I'm crazy, crazy for you. 1285 01:30:39,100 --> 01:30:41,330 Will you forgive me? Can you forgive me? 1286 01:30:41,580 --> 01:30:43,470 Forgive you? -Yes. 1287 01:30:43,970 --> 01:30:46,990 Instead of forgiving you... 1288 01:30:47,180 --> 01:30:48,860 I want you tonight. 1289 01:30:50,200 --> 01:30:54,000 To teach that pig of a husband a lesson. Ugly fag. 1290 01:30:54,366 --> 01:30:55,382 What? 1291 01:30:55,450 --> 01:30:57,000 What are you doing down there? 1292 01:30:57,160 --> 01:30:58,870 Get up you silly fool. 1293 01:30:59,700 --> 01:31:03,350 Princess...you...want me? 1294 01:31:03,550 --> 01:31:09,400 Yes, I want a simple lover that is tender, gentle...like you Stelio. 1295 01:31:09,470 --> 01:31:12,450 Like this we'll cheat on... -Your husband..Asshole..Pig..Faggot. 1296 01:31:13,970 --> 01:31:16,600 How dare you! -But that's what you said! 1297 01:31:17,200 --> 01:31:21,110 Only I can say bad things about my husband. Not you. 1298 01:31:21,339 --> 01:31:25,409 You just need to give me tenderness. A simple love. 1299 01:31:25,800 --> 01:31:29,830 Like that we'll make beautiful love. Come. 1300 01:31:30,190 --> 01:31:32,370 I want to feel your smell. -Eh? 1301 01:31:32,470 --> 01:31:34,900 The smell of an Italian worker. 1302 01:31:35,360 --> 01:31:38,110 I'm so emotional. -Climb up here. 1303 01:31:38,520 --> 01:31:41,110 Here...me? -Come...come. 1304 01:31:41,540 --> 01:31:44,311 I want romantic love Italian style. -Princess... 1305 01:31:44,350 --> 01:31:46,186 I want to feel your smell... -If you insist... 1306 01:31:46,216 --> 01:31:49,122 Kiss me. Come here and kiss me. -Kiss? 1307 01:31:51,053 --> 01:31:52,065 Princess... 1308 01:31:52,115 --> 01:31:54,390 There's a guy in black looking for something. 1309 01:31:55,360 --> 01:31:56,850 Princess...he's got a gun too. 1310 01:31:56,870 --> 01:31:58,500 Don't worry they're bodyguards. 1311 01:31:58,520 --> 01:32:00,000 Yes but... -Don't worry. 1312 01:32:00,030 --> 01:32:01,939 They're just doing their duty. -What's he doing? 1313 01:32:01,970 --> 01:32:04,500 Say sweet words to me as only a young Italian man can say. 1314 01:32:04,540 --> 01:32:05,950 - Of course. - Kiss me. 1315 01:32:05,970 --> 01:32:07,630 I'm kissing! -Kiss me on the neck! 1316 01:32:07,660 --> 01:32:10,550 I'm kissing you right on the neck. -Don't get distracted. 1317 01:32:10,630 --> 01:32:11,700 Princess... 1318 01:32:12,664 --> 01:32:15,505 Kiss me. Kiss me everywhere. -There are two more guys over there! 1319 01:32:15,530 --> 01:32:17,700 Don't worry they're doing their job! 1320 01:32:17,739 --> 01:32:18,893 Kiss me... 1321 01:32:19,893 --> 01:32:22,330 It's a bit awkward. -Don't be afraid! 1322 01:32:22,400 --> 01:32:24,700 The guy with the vacuum cleaner's distracting. 1323 01:32:25,020 --> 01:32:28,000 Give me your love. Give it all to me! 1324 01:32:28,100 --> 01:32:31,670 On the neck, I'll try... Ah! Who's that?! 1325 01:32:32,340 --> 01:32:34,300 Those two stole 100 lire from me! 1326 01:32:34,325 --> 01:32:38,349 Darling! Kiss me I said! -How is it you're not distracted? 1327 01:32:38,403 --> 01:32:41,717 Princess, I'm trying to kiss you but... -You make love with your clothes on? 1328 01:32:41,818 --> 01:32:43,434 What? -Take off your jacket. 1329 01:32:43,500 --> 01:32:45,388 Ahh, the jacket! -Take off your clothes! 1330 01:32:45,439 --> 01:32:46,513 The jacket... 1331 01:32:46,669 --> 01:32:50,130 I want to see you naked. -You know, naked isn't my best... 1332 01:32:50,150 --> 01:32:52,185 Don't worry I love Italian men. 1333 01:32:52,440 --> 01:32:54,500 I've always liked them. Come darling, come. 1334 01:32:54,520 --> 01:32:56,770 Wait a minute, I just have to check on... 1335 01:32:56,840 --> 01:32:59,100 Come. Embrace me darling! -Here I am. 1336 01:33:03,900 --> 01:33:06,500 Darling...my neck...on my neck. Here... 1337 01:33:06,910 --> 01:33:08,360 What? Oh yes. 1338 01:33:08,914 --> 01:33:11,122 Now my shoulder...my shoulder... 1339 01:33:11,161 --> 01:33:16,628 my ribs...my spine...my dodo... 1340 01:33:16,760 --> 01:33:19,010 Your dodo? -Oh yes. 1341 01:33:19,030 --> 01:33:21,510 What's a dodo? -My ass, darling, my ass. 1342 01:33:21,850 --> 01:33:24,370 My ass darling... My ass darling... 1343 01:33:24,500 --> 01:33:26,300 Now la cheville, la cheville. 1344 01:33:26,520 --> 01:33:29,950 La cheville, I forget that one. -My ankle. It gives me the shivers. 1345 01:33:30,880 --> 01:33:33,800 The ankle, here it is the ankle. 1346 01:33:34,870 --> 01:33:37,930 Ah! It's nothing Princess. -It gives me shivers. 1347 01:33:38,000 --> 01:33:39,530 More, more, more. 1348 01:33:40,000 --> 01:33:43,330 That plus means...can I go? -Yes. Go go! 1349 01:33:43,400 --> 01:33:47,290 My ass. My ass darling. Come dear come. 1350 01:33:47,360 --> 01:33:51,790 More. More. -More? Princess...I'm coming, eh? 1351 01:33:52,080 --> 01:33:53,900 Just under there? -Lower. 1352 01:33:54,900 --> 01:33:56,470 Ohhh, it gives me the shivers. 1353 01:33:56,840 --> 01:34:01,610 The other ankle. The other ankle. -Ah, the other ankle. 1354 01:34:03,440 --> 01:34:06,610 Princess, Princess, I don't understand anything anymore! 1355 01:34:06,680 --> 01:34:08,590 Oh darling! 1356 01:34:11,320 --> 01:34:14,180 Keep going. Don't get distracted, kiss me! 1357 01:34:14,680 --> 01:34:16,770 Princess, there's a photographer! 1358 01:34:16,780 --> 01:34:20,090 Kiss me! -But Princess, there's a... 1359 01:34:20,160 --> 01:34:22,700 Don't get distracted! -He's hiding, did you see him? 1360 01:34:23,300 --> 01:34:24,700 Where is he? Where is he? 1361 01:34:24,960 --> 01:34:26,260 Get him! Get him! 1362 01:34:27,500 --> 01:34:29,290 Move the bed! Move the bed! 1363 01:34:30,020 --> 01:34:34,370 Don't worry. They're bodyguards doing their job. 1364 01:34:34,600 --> 01:34:35,970 Oh my God! -Kiss me! 1365 01:34:36,560 --> 01:34:39,050 My head's spinning Princess. Hold on, I have to get off. 1366 01:34:39,720 --> 01:34:41,050 You fell off! 1367 01:34:42,120 --> 01:34:43,410 Get up darling! 1368 01:34:44,800 --> 01:34:46,110 Here I come! 1369 01:34:46,520 --> 01:34:48,950 I'm here Princess. -Come and kiss me! 1370 01:34:51,400 --> 01:34:52,990 Finally, take me! 1371 01:35:03,000 --> 01:35:04,932 Come on, look at me! 1372 01:35:05,130 --> 01:35:06,330 At last we're alone. 1373 01:35:06,400 --> 01:35:07,770 We can make love. 1374 01:35:08,000 --> 01:35:09,490 Take me I'm yours! 1375 01:35:09,560 --> 01:35:11,372 But how? It's like the Battle of Anzio here! 1376 01:35:11,417 --> 01:35:12,567 Take me! 1377 01:35:14,351 --> 01:35:17,867 Long live freedom! Long live anarchy! 1378 01:35:17,906 --> 01:35:20,950 Long live Sardinia the free! 1379 01:35:28,798 --> 01:35:30,898 It's just the bodyguards. Come to me darling. 1380 01:35:30,923 --> 01:35:31,952 I think he's dead. 1381 01:35:32,021 --> 01:35:34,621 They're doing their job. Don't get distracted. 1382 01:35:35,044 --> 01:35:37,504 It's quiet now, we can make love. 1383 01:35:37,760 --> 01:35:40,740 Princess I...excuse me. -Stelio... 1384 01:35:41,026 --> 01:35:42,606 Stelio come here! 1385 01:35:42,781 --> 01:35:43,812 I can't take this. 1386 01:35:43,844 --> 01:35:47,770 Stelio come! Surely you're not impotent? 1387 01:35:49,960 --> 01:35:53,430 Me?...No. 1388 01:35:56,530 --> 01:36:01,930 ENGLISH SUBS by MOVIOLA 110620

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