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Okay so, as we all know,
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I think surprise parties are tacky,
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and far too often organized
by well-intentioned people
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with very bad taste.
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But... Patrick has always wanted one,
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poor thing.
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So I am throwing him a
surprise party... tonight.
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Well David, these
kinds of parties take time,
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and... planning.
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Now, when I planned that
Casablanca-themed party
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for your mother's 40th,
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I had to quarantine
the camels for a month.
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- Mhmm.
- Yeah David,
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this is all feeling very
sketchy and last minute-y.
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I've actually been organizing
this for quite some time,
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I'm just telling you right now
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because I know that none
of you can keep a secret.
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Oh! At 9 a.m. it's a little early
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for character assassination.
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Not one of you knows how
the "Crows" movie ends.
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You told me the day you got home.
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You gave me the script.
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And you were both sworn to secrecy,
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so David is right not to trust you.
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Yeah, this is why I'm
reluctant to tell you
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that there is an extra surprise tonight.
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I invited Patrick's parents.
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Oh my God, David!
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Oh, that is very exciting news, son!
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Meeting the parents!
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That's a big step.
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Yes, things are certainly racing along
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at a dangerously rapid velocity.
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Thank you so much, we're doing great.
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Now, I will only be
throwing one surprise party,
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and one surprise party only.
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So tonight there will be a surprise.
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And there will be tears.
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Even if they're just my own. Okay?
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How did it end again?
Like, a crowmageddon?
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Crowpocalypse.
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But you didn't hear it from me.
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- So...
- Wow.
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This is a really big deal, Johnny.
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I mean, meeting my best friend's son's
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boyfriend's parents
for the very first time,
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I am very touched that you wanted me
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to share this moment with you.
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I asked you to mow the
lawn three times, Roland,
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So you being here is more
your decision than mine.
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- Oh! Clint... Hello.
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Oh, hi!
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- Hi.
- You must be the Brewers.
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I'm Clint. This is my wife, Marci.
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What a special moment
this is for all of us, huh?
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You must be David's Dad.
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Oh, no, no! I do get
that all the time, though.
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It's uh, you know, you've got
David's handsome looks there,
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and then my face.
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Yeah, I'm David's father, Johnny Rose.
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Johnny, it's a pleasure to meet you.
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- Yes, hi.
- Hi.
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Now, Patrick tells me you run the motel.
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More like, runs it into the ground.
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Oh, we do have a lot of
fun around here, don't we?
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We do, sometimes.
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Roland, do you want to
get the room key for them?
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Sure.
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So this is all very exciting.
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I assume we'll see you tonight?
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Oh you definitely will.
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So Patrick has been
keeping us up to date
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about everything he and
David have been doing,
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and I think it's amazing
how far they've come.
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Yes, yes, yes it is.
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But uh, I'll have to admit,
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I've been somewhat of a
skeptic about those two.
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This one isn't as
progressive as the rest of us.
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It's a generational thing with him.
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I was talking about the store, Roland.
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You know, mixing a business relationship
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and a romantic
relationship, well, that's...
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it can get kinda tricky sometimes.
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I-I-I missed
the last part
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of what you just said. The uh...
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Oh, well, you were aware
they were in business
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together as well, right?
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We knew that part, yes.
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Really? Because it kind of
seems like the two of you
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just found out some really
shocking information.
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Did I... speak out of turn?
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I-I think we'll just go to the room,
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and get ready for the
big surprise tonight.
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Oh, sure.
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Huh. Correct me if
I'm wrong here, Johnny.
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But it kinda seems like they didn't know
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their son is in a
relationship with David.
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You're looking especially fresh
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and photogenic today, Mother.
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Why thank you, Alexis.
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Perhaps it's my excellent news.
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I found a very promising revenue stream
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to help finance the little
deficit we've accrued
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- on "Cabaret".
- What might that be?
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Well, according to the radio,
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there's a darling little
medical clinic in Elm Grove.
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Where if any one of us,
say, you, or your father,
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participates in a few nugatory tests,
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we could be bringing
in over $200 a week!
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Or, you could make
$2,000 in one afternoon.
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Ugh, which test is this?
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I'm talking about the
soap opera fan convention
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that's happening today.
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I looked at your calendar,
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so I know that you have the day off.
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Working from home.
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I already purchased a booth.
Your name is on the website,
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and I just printed out
all of these headshots
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for you to sign.
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Obviously I will be taking commission.
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Alexis, there's a good reason
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I've avoided these
conventions in the past.
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Showing up, taking
your picture with a...
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motley crew of pale,
dewy-faced salamander people.
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I haven't hit rock bottom quite yet.
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It's a matter of self-worth.
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You did a commercial for adult diapers!
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In Japan!
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In full-face Kabuki makeup!
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Okay. As your acting publicist,
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I'm putting my foot down.
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We're doing this. You need the money,
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and this is how you're gonna get it.
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Look at you.
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- Hmm!
- Very well.
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But there will be a safe
word in case the gaggle
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of asymmetrical faces
gets to be too much.
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Deal. I'll start the car.
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Okay, so I told Patrick
that there's a salmonella
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outbreak at the cafe,
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so he will not be coming here
until I tell him to tonight.
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Oh. Is it possible you could maybe...
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choose a lie that doesn't make the cafe
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look like it's in
violation of health codes?
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I think it's a pretty good one.
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David!
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You said you were only
gonna be half an hour.
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Did you run here, Mr. Rose?
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No! Just a pleasant walk.
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Okay, I'm on a site
survey for the party.
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Why, what's going on?
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Well, I-I just checked in
"you know who's" parents.
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What? They're not supposed to be here
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for another 11 minutes!
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Well, nothing to worry about.
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Um, random question for you.
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They're aware that you
and Patrick are uh...
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romantically involved, right?
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Of course they are.
Why wouldn't they be?
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Well, they're definitely aware
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that you're business partners,
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it's just that uh, if I recall,
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at one point Patrick was engaged
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ahem... to a woman, so...
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Okay, what did you say to them?
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Nothing, nothing!
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It's more how they
reacted when I brought up
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the fact that you two were...
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romantically in
business with each other.
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Ew!
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Yeah, they-they looked
a little... shaken.
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- Shaken?
- Well, upset.
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- Upset?!
- David, they know, right?
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Of course they know!
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I wouldn't have asked them
to come here if I didn't think
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they knew we were in a relationship!
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They call the store all the time!
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I mean, what do they think,
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I'm just his business partner?!
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- Possibly.
- I mean, yeah.
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Oh my God! Okay!
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Everybody calm down! Nobody
say a word to anybody!
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- Well, that sounds reasonable.
- What did I just say?!
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A few things to expect.
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Now, the fans will either
want a signed picture,
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a picture and a handshake,
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or a picture either of you, or with you.
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Well, that's reasonable.
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Now, if they ask for
pictures of your feet...
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Hailey, you have been more than helpful.
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If I might have a moment
alone with my daughter?
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Slash publicist, thank you.
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Alexis dear, now is bad
a time as any to tell you.
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There is a dark side
to Mummy's industry,
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and I've tried to protect
you from it your whole life.
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You took me to the Playboy
Mansion when I was seven.
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And you had a wonderful time
in the children's grotto.
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But, this!
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Alexis, you shouldn't have to see this.
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Thespians selling their
autographs for money
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in cheerless convention centers.
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- Mhmm.
- Oh God, no!
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We have to get out of here, Alexis!
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- What's going on?
- That's Gloria Gregson.
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Who's Gloria Gregson?
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Who's Gloria Gregson?!
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She only played Grace
on "Touched With Grace"
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for 37 years.
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The woman has 17 Emmys
for playing a hot-headed
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nurse who healed people
with her sexual touch.
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I can't have her see
me in a place like this!
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- Come on!
- Moira?
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Mmm!
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No, no, it is...
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the Gloria Gregson?
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Oh, darling!
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Well, look at you, you look gorgeous!
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I'm so glad you're here, darling.
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I'm usually the only
marquee name at these things.
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I'm shocked by my presence as well.
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And I am Alexis Rose, Moira's
publicist and daughter.
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Oh! Daughter? More like sister.
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Ew.
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Happy Birthday!
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Thank you.
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Flowers are for you;
the pizza's my lunch.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Mm! So, how's the store?
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Thriving. But more
importantly, how are you?
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You gotten some calls from
some family or friends?
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Yeah, I talked to my
parents a little while ago.
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They're on like, a weekend getaway,
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so they couldn't chat long, but...
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Did you tell them about dinner?
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Uh, they were actually just
pulling up to their hotel
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so they had to jump off but...
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Oh. Um, speaking of your parents,
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I've been piecing
together that I don't think
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I ever spoken to them outside of work.
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Is that weird?
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Okay. I'm sure you... I'm sure you have.
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Yeah...
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Like, they know about me, right?
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Of course they know about
you, what do you mean?
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What are you-why?
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Like they know about "us", right?
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Um...
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Okay listen, David.
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I've have been wanting
to tell them about us.
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I really have, I just was
waiting to do it in person,
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and then I didn't go
home for the holidays,
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and then I was feeling
so comfortable with you,
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- and your family.
- Yeah.
255
00:10:43,884 --> 00:10:46,981
Yeah, I-I don't know
why I assumed, um...
256
00:10:48,616 --> 00:10:51,518
So all this time, your parents
thought they were just...
257
00:10:51,543 --> 00:10:54,927
talking to your...
your business partner?
258
00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:58,690
Okay.
259
00:11:00,562 --> 00:11:02,663
David, I know my
parents are good people,
260
00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:07,701
I just...
261
00:11:07,726 --> 00:11:09,296
Hmm...
262
00:11:09,675 --> 00:11:12,076
I can't shake this, this fear that...
263
00:11:13,096 --> 00:11:16,399
there is a small chance that
this could change everything.
264
00:11:17,069 --> 00:11:18,588
That they might see me differently,
265
00:11:18,613 --> 00:11:19,980
or treat me differently.
266
00:11:20,005 --> 00:11:21,858
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
267
00:11:21,883 --> 00:11:23,192
But I'm gonna deal with this
268
00:11:23,217 --> 00:11:24,553
as soon as I see them next, okay?
269
00:11:24,578 --> 00:11:27,980
Okay, what you're dealing
with is very personal.
270
00:11:28,162 --> 00:11:31,335
And something you should
only do on your terms.
271
00:11:32,285 --> 00:11:33,452
Okay?
272
00:11:37,398 --> 00:11:38,942
That's why I brought
this couple home one day
273
00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:40,944
in college, and just told
my parents to deal with it.
274
00:11:43,229 --> 00:11:44,814
I'm a take-charge guy, David.
275
00:11:44,839 --> 00:11:46,784
I like to take charge of things
in my life, you know that.
276
00:11:46,809 --> 00:11:48,136
Yep, mhmm.
277
00:11:49,673 --> 00:11:53,389
You're upset. I would be, too.
278
00:11:53,414 --> 00:11:56,149
Yeah. Uh, it's not about that.
279
00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,706
Ahem... heh.
280
00:11:59,731 --> 00:12:01,497
You're gonna laugh yourself
281
00:12:01,522 --> 00:12:03,457
right out of the closet on this one.
282
00:12:03,482 --> 00:12:06,175
You know how you've always
wanted a surprise party?
283
00:12:06,814 --> 00:12:09,472
David, I don't think this
is how surprise parties work.
284
00:12:09,497 --> 00:12:11,364
Yeah, I know, it's just...
285
00:12:11,389 --> 00:12:14,699
part of that surprise was inviting...
286
00:12:14,930 --> 00:12:17,841
your parents... here.
287
00:12:18,891 --> 00:12:20,292
What?
288
00:12:20,317 --> 00:12:23,143
Yeah. I realize that was a big mistake.
289
00:12:23,168 --> 00:12:25,736
I-I should've talked to you.
290
00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:33,553
I could be just your
business partner tonight.
291
00:12:33,849 --> 00:12:36,490
- If that will help.
- No, David.
292
00:12:36,515 --> 00:12:39,060
I, I can't have you do that.
293
00:12:40,478 --> 00:12:42,912
I owe it to us to tell them.
294
00:12:44,767 --> 00:12:47,035
I want them to know.
295
00:12:48,692 --> 00:12:50,871
Yeah, maybe this whole thing
296
00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:53,063
is a blessing in disguise, huh?
297
00:12:55,655 --> 00:12:58,023
- It's at the cafe?
- Yeah.
298
00:12:58,048 --> 00:13:00,013
The salmonella was a decoy.
299
00:13:10,598 --> 00:13:11,798
Ooh...
300
00:13:19,303 --> 00:13:22,299
Hi, Mrs. Brewer, Mr. Brewer.
301
00:13:22,324 --> 00:13:24,320
I'm... I'm David Rose.
302
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:27,438
Oh, David, come in.
303
00:13:27,463 --> 00:13:29,564
Oh, thank you.
304
00:13:29,589 --> 00:13:30,848
Um...
305
00:13:30,873 --> 00:13:32,273
I uh,
306
00:13:32,298 --> 00:13:34,012
I brought you some things from the store
307
00:13:34,037 --> 00:13:36,672
as a welcome present. We
ran out of the body milk,
308
00:13:36,697 --> 00:13:38,165
so I threw in some extra lip balms.
309
00:13:38,190 --> 00:13:40,558
Thank you, David.
310
00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:43,218
I just wanted to come here and apologize
311
00:13:43,382 --> 00:13:46,084
for a very unfortunate miscommunication.
312
00:13:46,109 --> 00:13:48,516
So you're not in a
relationship with our son?
313
00:13:48,618 --> 00:13:50,018
- Oh, no. I very much am.
- Oh.
314
00:13:50,119 --> 00:13:52,659
Um, I was talking more
about how you found out.
315
00:13:53,493 --> 00:13:55,661
Was it something we did, David?
316
00:13:56,020 --> 00:13:57,954
- I'm sorry?
- Honey, stop!
317
00:13:57,979 --> 00:13:59,713
No, I wanna ask.
318
00:13:59,738 --> 00:14:01,573
Do you think if we'd
done things differently,
319
00:14:01,597 --> 00:14:03,308
- that Patrick would still be...
- I understand that this news
320
00:14:03,332 --> 00:14:05,800
can come as a shock... to some people.
321
00:14:05,825 --> 00:14:08,726
But he is still the same person,
322
00:14:08,751 --> 00:14:10,628
and it's his birthday, and he...
323
00:14:10,706 --> 00:14:13,975
David, we're not upset
about Patrick being gay.
324
00:14:14,076 --> 00:14:15,410
No.
325
00:14:15,587 --> 00:14:17,388
Oh my God, okay!
326
00:14:17,413 --> 00:14:19,480
For a minute I thought this
was gonna get very dark.
327
00:14:19,505 --> 00:14:21,206
Ahem!
328
00:14:21,589 --> 00:14:23,061
The thought that Patrick
was feeling like he couldn't
329
00:14:23,085 --> 00:14:24,585
come and talk to us about this.
330
00:14:24,687 --> 00:14:27,155
Is it because we were
so close with Rachel?
331
00:14:30,151 --> 00:14:32,093
- Hi.
- David.
332
00:14:32,270 --> 00:14:34,405
Oh, hi.
333
00:14:34,430 --> 00:14:36,759
Hi, Clint, Marci.
334
00:14:36,784 --> 00:14:39,233
I see you've met my son.
335
00:14:39,335 --> 00:14:42,103
How are you, David? Happy, I hope.
336
00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:43,580
Uh, 'cause at the end of the day,
337
00:14:43,605 --> 00:14:45,406
that-that's all that matters, isn't it?
338
00:14:45,431 --> 00:14:46,765
Dad, it's fine.
339
00:14:46,934 --> 00:14:50,299
They, they are fine
with Patrick being gay.
340
00:14:51,049 --> 00:14:53,205
Oh. Oh, good.
341
00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:56,198
Good, then no one really has to feel bad
342
00:14:56,223 --> 00:14:58,991
about how this information
came out, then, huh?
343
00:14:59,245 --> 00:15:00,812
So what do we do now?
344
00:15:00,913 --> 00:15:02,080
Not go to the party?
345
00:15:02,105 --> 00:15:03,516
I don't want to make him uncomfortable.
346
00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:06,342
No, no, no, we are
all going to the party.
347
00:15:06,443 --> 00:15:09,478
Patrick is planning
on telling you tonight.
348
00:15:09,580 --> 00:15:11,391
So I think the best birthday
gift we could give him
349
00:15:11,415 --> 00:15:13,249
at this point is to just...
350
00:15:13,426 --> 00:15:15,494
keep him in the closet until then.
351
00:15:15,595 --> 00:15:17,029
I know that came out wrong,
352
00:15:17,054 --> 00:15:19,121
but we all understand
what I'm saying, right?
353
00:15:19,298 --> 00:15:20,465
Okay.
354
00:15:20,490 --> 00:15:21,824
- Okay.
- Yeah.
355
00:15:22,893 --> 00:15:24,126
Whew!
356
00:15:25,644 --> 00:15:28,331
As actresses we have to do
whatever it takes to survive.
357
00:15:28,509 --> 00:15:30,943
Which is why I'm on
the convention circuit.
358
00:15:30,968 --> 00:15:32,702
I do dozens a year.
359
00:15:32,879 --> 00:15:34,746
I still can't quite believe that.
360
00:15:34,771 --> 00:15:36,872
Well, can you believe
that because of them,
361
00:15:36,897 --> 00:15:39,418
I have a vineyard in
the south of France?
362
00:15:39,519 --> 00:15:41,553
You may have tried my wine,
363
00:15:41,578 --> 00:15:43,079
"Touched With Grapes."
364
00:15:43,256 --> 00:15:46,358
- Oh my God, that's your wine?
- Yes.
365
00:15:46,383 --> 00:15:47,917
We used to use that for sangria,
366
00:15:48,018 --> 00:15:50,019
because it was like, so cheap, and...
367
00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,787
so good.
368
00:15:51,888 --> 00:15:55,625
So the fiscal sweetener
negates any discomfiture
369
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:58,804
one might feel exploiting
their extremities
370
00:15:58,829 --> 00:16:00,563
for a $20 bill?
371
00:16:00,664 --> 00:16:02,999
$20?! I charge $50.
372
00:16:03,024 --> 00:16:05,477
And just in case, I
wear open-toed sandals.
373
00:16:05,502 --> 00:16:07,503
Darling, I used to spend my entire time
374
00:16:07,528 --> 00:16:09,081
chasing after parts,
375
00:16:09,106 --> 00:16:10,725
worrying about what
people thought of me.
376
00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:13,785
It was exhausting! But no more.
377
00:16:14,658 --> 00:16:17,459
These conventions are a godsend.
378
00:16:17,484 --> 00:16:21,154
There is a freedom in letting go, Moira.
379
00:16:24,354 --> 00:16:26,822
Okay Alexis, let's do this
before I change my mind.
380
00:16:26,923 --> 00:16:28,190
- Are you sure?
- Mhmm.
381
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:30,103
I don't want you to feel
like I'm pressuring you
382
00:16:30,127 --> 00:16:31,661
- into anything.
- Oh, I'm sure.
383
00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:33,672
As Gregson said, to milk
this for all it's worth.
384
00:16:33,697 --> 00:16:35,297
So let's get it going.
385
00:16:35,475 --> 00:16:37,776
I have some fans to meet!
386
00:16:39,962 --> 00:16:41,813
Okay, here's how it's gonna go down.
387
00:16:41,838 --> 00:16:43,673
It's 30 seconds each, tickets in hand,
388
00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:45,717
or it's back of the line, and no,
389
00:16:45,742 --> 00:16:48,778
she will not be clarifying
any "Sunrise Bay" plot points.
390
00:16:48,803 --> 00:16:50,722
- Ahem! Feet!
- Oh yes.
391
00:16:50,747 --> 00:16:53,182
And if we're talking
feet, it's $75 for one,
392
00:16:53,207 --> 00:16:54,926
$150 for the pair.
393
00:17:01,425 --> 00:17:02,525
He's coming, he's coming!
394
00:17:02,626 --> 00:17:04,427
Okay, he's coming, he's coming.
395
00:17:04,528 --> 00:17:05,561
So are we on lights?
396
00:17:05,662 --> 00:17:07,483
Also, we're going with "Surprise."
397
00:17:07,508 --> 00:17:09,408
"Happy Birthday" was too wordy,
398
00:17:09,433 --> 00:17:10,873
and we couldn't nail it at rehearsal.
399
00:17:10,901 --> 00:17:12,935
- Okay.
- Okay! Okay, great.
400
00:17:15,605 --> 00:17:18,240
Surprise!
401
00:17:18,265 --> 00:17:19,566
Oh my gosh!
402
00:17:19,591 --> 00:17:22,211
David, I thought we were
just having a casual dinner.
403
00:17:22,236 --> 00:17:23,903
Mhmm.
404
00:17:24,081 --> 00:17:26,840
Happy Birthday, Patrick!
405
00:17:27,117 --> 00:17:29,452
What is happening? I thought
you guys were out of town!
406
00:17:29,477 --> 00:17:31,511
Well, we are.
407
00:17:31,688 --> 00:17:33,989
We're just so happy to be included.
408
00:17:34,091 --> 00:17:36,659
You've got a really wonderful
friend here, Patrick.
409
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:40,362
Yep, I'm just glad you could
make it, Mr. and Mrs. Brewer.
410
00:17:40,464 --> 00:17:41,697
Um...
411
00:17:41,874 --> 00:17:43,775
well, I should leave
you all to catch up,
412
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,768
and spend some quality
time with your son.
413
00:17:45,945 --> 00:17:47,746
But might I recommend the crab cakes?
414
00:17:47,771 --> 00:17:50,224
I over-ordered, and they
cost a small fortune.
415
00:17:50,249 --> 00:17:52,317
Hey, could I just have
two seconds with him?
416
00:17:52,342 --> 00:17:53,576
Sure.
417
00:17:56,538 --> 00:17:58,839
What if they don't react
the way I think they will?
418
00:18:00,452 --> 00:18:01,917
Then I will be here.
419
00:18:02,094 --> 00:18:03,929
And we'll get through it together.
420
00:18:04,289 --> 00:18:05,856
Okay...
421
00:18:06,990 --> 00:18:09,157
- I love you.
- I love you.
422
00:18:13,163 --> 00:18:15,131
Well, I am suitably surprised.
423
00:18:15,232 --> 00:18:16,599
Thank you guys for coming.
424
00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:18,467
Well, we wouldn't miss it.
425
00:18:18,568 --> 00:18:20,169
We just love you so much.
426
00:18:20,270 --> 00:18:22,204
I love you guys, too.
427
00:18:23,188 --> 00:18:25,089
- But um...
- Yes?
428
00:18:26,276 --> 00:18:28,677
Well, there's something that uh...
429
00:18:28,779 --> 00:18:29,989
that I've been meaning to tell you.
430
00:18:30,013 --> 00:18:32,281
- You can tell us anything!
- Honey, let's just...
431
00:18:32,306 --> 00:18:33,840
let him talk.
432
00:18:35,452 --> 00:18:36,576
Uh, yeah.
433
00:18:36,601 --> 00:18:38,795
So I guess this doesn't
really come naturally.
434
00:18:38,820 --> 00:18:41,889
Um... David...
435
00:18:41,944 --> 00:18:43,936
He seems like a really
great partner, honey.
436
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:46,442
- Marci.
- In business.
437
00:18:46,467 --> 00:18:48,001
Yeah, he is.
438
00:18:49,332 --> 00:18:51,801
He's also a great partner
outside of business.
439
00:18:54,037 --> 00:18:55,481
We're together.
440
00:18:56,705 --> 00:18:58,583
David is my boyfriend.
441
00:18:59,284 --> 00:19:01,886
And I've never been happier in my life.
442
00:19:03,112 --> 00:19:06,848
And so I just, I hope
you guys can accept that.
443
00:19:08,985 --> 00:19:12,254
Ohh! You are the only thing in the world
444
00:19:12,279 --> 00:19:14,080
that matters to us.
445
00:19:14,662 --> 00:19:17,998
And if David makes you happy,
then that's all we care about.
446
00:19:19,570 --> 00:19:21,071
Dad?
447
00:19:23,834 --> 00:19:25,501
I like him.
448
00:19:25,526 --> 00:19:28,199
I like him a lot.
449
00:19:28,224 --> 00:19:30,248
Me too.
450
00:19:30,350 --> 00:19:32,184
I don't understand his clothes, but...
451
00:19:33,734 --> 00:19:36,411
Ah, you will in time.
452
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,579
Oh man,
453
00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:43,062
I didn't know how I
was gonna tell you guys.
454
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:46,689
Well, we're just glad you finally did.
455
00:19:46,790 --> 00:19:49,786
Happy birthday, my sweet boy.
456
00:19:50,861 --> 00:19:52,394
Thank you.
457
00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:56,799
♪
458
00:20:05,302 --> 00:20:09,305
So I know that you're annoyed
that the surprise got blown,
459
00:20:09,330 --> 00:20:11,708
but this party might go down
460
00:20:11,733 --> 00:20:13,734
as one of the happiest
nights of my life.
461
00:20:14,779 --> 00:20:16,324
Well, I guess that makes up for the fact
462
00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:18,208
that no one ate the crab cakes.
463
00:20:18,233 --> 00:20:19,435
Well...
464
00:20:21,216 --> 00:20:22,850
so how long have they known?
465
00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:25,989
- I'm sorry?
- My parents.
466
00:20:26,014 --> 00:20:28,549
How long have they known? About us?
467
00:20:28,613 --> 00:20:30,948
Um, I don't know, I don't
know what you're talking about.
468
00:20:31,363 --> 00:20:33,559
David, I know my parents.
469
00:20:33,584 --> 00:20:35,384
They're not good actors.
470
00:20:35,409 --> 00:20:37,176
They knew about us, right?
471
00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:40,464
Okay, my Dad might've told them,
472
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:42,724
but he, he thought they knew.
473
00:20:42,984 --> 00:20:45,418
And the gift basket that you gave them
474
00:20:45,443 --> 00:20:47,077
that I'm hoping you paid for,
475
00:20:47,254 --> 00:20:48,989
that had nothing to do with you
476
00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:51,015
trying to smooth things over with them?
477
00:20:52,255 --> 00:20:54,728
It was just a very messy day,
478
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:57,621
And I was, I was trying
to detangle things, and...
479
00:20:57,911 --> 00:21:00,684
- and just make everything okay.
- Yeah.
480
00:21:01,754 --> 00:21:03,688
Well, you made everything okay.
481
00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:09,167
Not to step on the moment,
482
00:21:09,192 --> 00:21:11,489
but uh, I do have to lock up in five.
483
00:21:12,003 --> 00:21:13,871
- Oh.
- Right.
484
00:21:13,972 --> 00:21:17,508
♪ What a feeling in my soul
485
00:21:17,533 --> 00:21:19,834
♪ Love burns brighter
than sunshine ♪
486
00:21:22,303 --> 00:21:27,303
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