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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,500 -(heavy breathing) -(suspenseful music playing) 2 00:00:02,502 --> 00:00:04,568 (snoring) 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:11,700 No, no, no. Please, please. 4 00:00:11,702 --> 00:00:13,702 No more pictures, everybody. 5 00:00:15,139 --> 00:00:17,873 All right. Fine, fine. Get my good side. 6 00:00:21,979 --> 00:00:23,879 (music intensifies) 7 00:00:25,983 --> 00:00:27,149 (screams) 8 00:00:31,689 --> 00:00:33,956 Yes, I'll design a line for you, Michael B. Jordan. 9 00:00:34,892 --> 00:00:35,925 (screaming) 10 00:00:35,927 --> 00:00:37,893 (stuttering): Mom, Mom, Mom! 11 00:00:37,895 --> 00:00:40,062 It's a-- It's a ch-chupacabra in there! 12 00:00:40,064 --> 00:00:42,031 (all screaming) 13 00:00:42,033 --> 00:00:44,166 Get behind me, babies! 14 00:00:44,168 --> 00:00:46,835 -Raven: Okay. -(screaming) 15 00:00:46,837 --> 00:00:48,837 (all whimpering) 16 00:00:51,742 --> 00:00:54,009 Choke on some Tropical Glaze, you creep! 17 00:00:58,015 --> 00:01:01,083 -(coughing) -All: Levi? 18 00:01:01,085 --> 00:01:03,852 Levi, what are you wearing and why are you interrupting 19 00:01:03,854 --> 00:01:05,988 my nightly date with Michael B. Jordan? 20 00:01:05,990 --> 00:01:09,124 Sorry. I've been having trouble sleeping lately. 21 00:01:09,126 --> 00:01:10,859 This stuff helps. 22 00:01:10,861 --> 00:01:13,195 That stuff makes you look cray-cray in the day-day. 23 00:01:15,032 --> 00:01:16,732 Poor Levi. 24 00:01:16,734 --> 00:01:20,069 He's been clinging on to things his mom sent him from the cruise. 25 00:01:20,071 --> 00:01:22,171 Now he just smells like cheap air freshener. 26 00:01:23,708 --> 00:01:24,940 Levi... 27 00:01:24,942 --> 00:01:27,977 I think I know what's going on. 28 00:01:27,979 --> 00:01:29,945 You miss your mama. 29 00:01:29,947 --> 00:01:32,114 What? I don't miss my mom at all. 30 00:01:35,987 --> 00:01:39,121 Then why do you have a shirt with her face on it? 31 00:01:39,123 --> 00:01:41,790 This is a plain T-shirt. 32 00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:46,228 If you see my mom, that means you miss her. 33 00:01:47,231 --> 00:01:48,931 Now, if you'll excuse me, 34 00:01:48,933 --> 00:01:51,834 I'm gonna put on my matching pants. 35 00:01:51,836 --> 00:01:53,135 ¶ Oh! ¶ 36 00:01:53,137 --> 00:01:54,837 -¶ Hey ¶ -¶ Yo ¶ 37 00:01:54,839 --> 00:01:55,904 ¶ Let me tell you somethin' ¶ 38 00:01:55,906 --> 00:01:57,806 ¶ Had my vision all worked out ¶ 39 00:01:57,808 --> 00:01:59,174 ¶ But then life had other plans ¶ 40 00:01:59,176 --> 00:02:00,743 ¶ Tell 'em, Rae ¶ 41 00:02:00,745 --> 00:02:02,811 ¶ It's crazy when things turn upside down ¶ 42 00:02:02,813 --> 00:02:05,114 ¶ But ya gotta get up and take that chance ¶ 43 00:02:05,116 --> 00:02:07,983 -¶ Maybe I'm just finding my way ¶ -¶ Learning how to fly ¶ 44 00:02:07,985 --> 00:02:10,152 -¶ Yeah, we're gonna be okay ¶ -¶ Ya know I got you, right? ¶ 45 00:02:10,154 --> 00:02:12,755 ¶ It might be wild, but ya know that we make it work ¶ 46 00:02:12,757 --> 00:02:14,990 ¶ We're just kids caught up in a crazy world ¶ 47 00:02:14,992 --> 00:02:17,092 -¶ Come on! ¶ -¶ It's Raven's Home ¶ 48 00:02:17,094 --> 00:02:19,128 -¶ We get loud! ¶ -¶ It's Raven's Home ¶ 49 00:02:19,130 --> 00:02:20,829 ¶ It's our crowd! ¶ 50 00:02:20,831 --> 00:02:23,032 ¶ Might be tough, but together we make it look good ¶ 51 00:02:23,034 --> 00:02:25,167 ¶ Down for each other like family should ¶ 52 00:02:25,169 --> 00:02:26,835 ¶ It's Raven's Home ¶ 53 00:02:26,837 --> 00:02:28,003 ¶ When it's tough ¶ 54 00:02:28,005 --> 00:02:29,104 ¶ It's Raven's Home ¶ 55 00:02:29,106 --> 00:02:30,956 ¶ We got love ¶ 56 00:02:30,957 --> 00:02:32,807 ¶ 'Cause no matter the weather, ya know we gon' shine ¶ 57 00:02:32,810 --> 00:02:35,144 ¶ There for each other, ya know it's our time ¶ 58 00:02:35,146 --> 00:02:36,845 (Raven laughs) 59 00:02:36,847 --> 00:02:38,047 Yep! That's us. 60 00:02:45,990 --> 00:02:47,189 (Chelsea laughing) 61 00:02:47,191 --> 00:02:50,025 You save me some sunscreen, Nikos. 62 00:02:50,027 --> 00:02:51,026 Hey, Rae. 63 00:02:51,028 --> 00:02:52,861 Uh-uh, girl. Don't you "Hey, Raven" me. 64 00:02:52,863 --> 00:02:54,029 We need to talk about your son. 65 00:02:54,031 --> 00:02:55,798 Who? Levi? 66 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:56,865 Do you have another son 67 00:02:56,867 --> 00:02:58,867 that another best friend is raising? 68 00:02:59,970 --> 00:03:03,172 Listen, Levi... he's lost without you. 69 00:03:03,174 --> 00:03:06,208 -Chelsea: What do you mean? -Here's what I mean. 70 00:03:06,210 --> 00:03:09,978 All right, Mom. I need you to sign my permission slip. 71 00:03:09,980 --> 00:03:12,047 Here you go. 72 00:03:13,050 --> 00:03:14,883 Just sign right here. 73 00:03:15,319 --> 00:03:16,919 Thank you. 74 00:03:18,189 --> 00:03:20,989 It's okay, Rae. I've encouraged Levi to talk to plants. 75 00:03:20,991 --> 00:03:22,157 It helps them grow. 76 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:25,160 And besides, he's with you. 77 00:03:25,162 --> 00:03:27,162 I know you wouldn't let anything happen to my baby. 78 00:03:27,164 --> 00:03:29,331 Chels, you know I have your back, but I think I've done all I can do. 79 00:03:29,333 --> 00:03:33,035 I mean, I've wiped, I've wiped noses, I've wiped... 80 00:03:33,037 --> 00:03:34,903 so many things. 81 00:03:36,273 --> 00:03:38,073 When you coming back? 82 00:03:38,075 --> 00:03:39,241 We need you and we miss you. 83 00:03:39,243 --> 00:03:41,210 I miss you too. 84 00:03:41,212 --> 00:03:44,079 But, you know, these seminars, they're a hit. 85 00:03:44,081 --> 00:03:47,082 It's-- It's just-- it's really hard for me to leave right now. 86 00:03:47,084 --> 00:03:49,351 Chels. Oh, no. I see those eyes, Chels. 87 00:03:49,353 --> 00:03:51,253 I see them. They shifty. What you not telling me? 88 00:03:51,255 --> 00:03:53,188 (scoffs) Well, I-- 89 00:03:53,190 --> 00:03:55,357 I can't disappoint my Schmoppies. 90 00:03:55,359 --> 00:03:57,926 Schmoppies? What is that, a mop cult? 91 00:03:58,929 --> 00:03:59,962 What about me? 92 00:03:59,964 --> 00:04:01,363 Well, there's only one of you. 93 00:04:01,365 --> 00:04:04,099 You know? There's trillions of them. 94 00:04:04,101 --> 00:04:05,934 In fact, there's a seminar starting right now. 95 00:04:05,936 --> 00:04:07,269 Gotta go, love you! Bye! 96 00:04:07,271 --> 00:04:08,937 Man, that was close. 97 00:04:08,939 --> 00:04:10,038 I almost spilled the beans. 98 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:11,140 I knew it! I knew it! 99 00:04:11,142 --> 00:04:12,274 I knew the shifty eyes. 100 00:04:12,276 --> 00:04:14,076 What beans aren't you telling me? 101 00:04:14,078 --> 00:04:15,277 Booker: Mom, you better come here! 102 00:04:15,279 --> 00:04:17,112 It sounds like you have an emergency, Rae. 103 00:04:17,114 --> 00:04:18,981 You better go! Love you, bye! 104 00:04:20,885 --> 00:04:23,118 Okay, here's the first one. 105 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:25,387 This is when my mom took me to the zoo. 106 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:31,293 Levi, it's just a black screen. 107 00:04:31,295 --> 00:04:34,163 Yeah, she left the lens cap on. 108 00:04:36,233 --> 00:04:37,966 Mom. 109 00:04:39,303 --> 00:04:41,403 (whispering): Just roll with it. 110 00:04:41,405 --> 00:04:43,972 -What's going on? -Nia: Hey. 111 00:04:43,974 --> 00:04:45,240 Mom, Levi... 112 00:04:45,242 --> 00:04:49,077 is giving us a slide show of family photos with Aunt Chelsea. 113 00:04:49,079 --> 00:04:52,147 Oh, snap. I'm starting to see it. 114 00:04:55,986 --> 00:04:58,153 Levi, admit it. You miss your mom. 115 00:04:58,155 --> 00:04:59,288 Miss my mom? 116 00:04:59,290 --> 00:05:03,025 Don't make me laugh. (forced laughter) 117 00:05:06,997 --> 00:05:09,364 Mom. Mom, I'm scared. 118 00:05:09,366 --> 00:05:11,333 Okay, okay. Listen, listen. 119 00:05:11,335 --> 00:05:14,336 Let me just talk to Levi really fast, okay? 120 00:05:14,338 --> 00:05:16,338 Um, Levi... 121 00:05:16,340 --> 00:05:18,040 I'm gonna go take you to see you mom. 122 00:05:18,042 --> 00:05:19,341 Yes! Finally! 123 00:05:19,343 --> 00:05:22,010 I've been acting out for weeks. 124 00:05:22,012 --> 00:05:24,012 I've already got my suitcase packed. 125 00:05:24,014 --> 00:05:27,449 -I even packed for Booker. -But what'd you pack? 126 00:05:27,451 --> 00:05:29,384 Whatever was clean. 127 00:05:30,221 --> 00:05:32,221 So I packed very light. 128 00:05:33,123 --> 00:05:34,356 Levi... 129 00:05:34,358 --> 00:05:37,125 If you wanted to see your mom, all you had to do was ask. 130 00:05:37,127 --> 00:05:39,027 Auntie Rae, 131 00:05:39,029 --> 00:05:41,363 will you please take me to see my mom? 132 00:05:42,466 --> 00:05:43,398 Yes. 133 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:45,133 Yes! 134 00:05:45,135 --> 00:05:47,169 Okay, then I'll ask. 135 00:05:47,171 --> 00:05:48,337 -Can I come? -No. 136 00:05:48,339 --> 00:05:50,372 But you will get a souvenir. 137 00:05:50,374 --> 00:05:52,474 because you're gonna do the most important job. 138 00:05:52,476 --> 00:05:54,376 You're gonna water my plants. 139 00:05:58,349 --> 00:06:00,382 (grunting) 140 00:06:00,384 --> 00:06:03,085 -Nah! Uh! -Booker, if your foot touches me 141 00:06:03,087 --> 00:06:05,320 -one more time-- -Tess (on phone): Back off, homie! 142 00:06:05,322 --> 00:06:07,055 You're crowing us. 143 00:06:07,057 --> 00:06:08,490 You're not even in the car! 144 00:06:08,492 --> 00:06:11,093 (crunching) 145 00:06:11,095 --> 00:06:14,196 Gary, this is what happens when you take a shared Scut 146 00:06:14,198 --> 00:06:16,064 from Chicago to Indiana. 147 00:06:16,066 --> 00:06:18,066 (giggles) This is what happens. 148 00:06:18,068 --> 00:06:21,036 Levi, why is your elbow all the way over here? 149 00:06:21,038 --> 00:06:22,237 I spread when I sit. 150 00:06:22,239 --> 00:06:24,406 Well, spread to Nia's side of the car. 151 00:06:24,408 --> 00:06:27,209 Wow, you think you're space is more important than mine, 152 00:06:27,211 --> 00:06:30,245 just like you think your New York itinerary is more important than mine. 153 00:06:30,247 --> 00:06:33,081 Uh, it is. First, we're going to Yankee Stadium. 154 00:06:33,083 --> 00:06:35,083 Then we're going to get a slice of pizza, 155 00:06:35,085 --> 00:06:38,053 and then we're going to wait outside Rihanna's brownstone. 156 00:06:38,055 --> 00:06:39,121 Simple! 157 00:06:39,123 --> 00:06:41,423 No. First, we're going to Broadway, 158 00:06:41,425 --> 00:06:43,458 and then we're gonna see the Statue of Liberty, 159 00:06:43,460 --> 00:06:47,229 and then, we're going to go wait outside Michael B. Jordan's apartment. 160 00:06:47,231 --> 00:06:49,464 Really? (squealing) 161 00:06:50,434 --> 00:06:52,234 I track his location. 162 00:06:52,236 --> 00:06:53,468 Hey, hey, hey. 163 00:06:53,470 --> 00:06:55,437 First, we're going to the boat 164 00:06:55,439 --> 00:06:58,273 to drop me off so I can spend the week with my mom. 165 00:06:58,275 --> 00:07:00,242 Well, look at that. 166 00:07:00,244 --> 00:07:03,445 The little one is the most responsible in the back seat. 167 00:07:03,447 --> 00:07:05,147 Well, what you guys ought to do-- 168 00:07:05,149 --> 00:07:07,115 No, Tess. No, Tess. What you ought to do 169 00:07:07,117 --> 00:07:09,418 is go water the plants 'cause we about to go see Michael B. Jordan. 170 00:07:09,420 --> 00:07:11,153 -Okay? -(Nia giggling) 171 00:07:11,155 --> 00:07:12,421 Bye! 172 00:07:12,423 --> 00:07:14,323 All right, Gary. 173 00:07:14,325 --> 00:07:16,458 (clears throat) Welcome to Gary... Indiana. 174 00:07:16,460 --> 00:07:19,328 -Thank you riding with-- Can you take me with you? -Gary: No. 175 00:07:20,564 --> 00:07:22,464 -Bye, Gary. -Booker: Great, he's gone. 176 00:07:22,466 --> 00:07:24,132 Can I sit in the front seat now? 177 00:07:24,134 --> 00:07:27,135 Nope. If anyone gets to sit in the front seat, it should be me. 178 00:07:27,137 --> 00:07:28,470 -I'm the oldest. -(mocking laughter) 179 00:07:28,472 --> 00:07:31,473 -By two minutes! -Listen, listen, listen. 180 00:07:31,475 --> 00:07:34,309 -Do y'all want souvenirs? -All: Yes. 181 00:07:34,311 --> 00:07:37,479 Okay, well, then leaving an open seat for the Scut passenger 182 00:07:37,481 --> 00:07:40,182 is how we get our souvenirs money, okay? 183 00:07:40,184 --> 00:07:42,584 Well, how about you guys leave some room for me? 184 00:07:42,586 --> 00:07:44,586 Booker: Aah! Levi, move over! 185 00:07:44,588 --> 00:07:47,255 Booker, I warned you. One more time and that foot is mine. 186 00:07:47,257 --> 00:07:49,091 -Oh this foot? -Yes, this one! 187 00:07:49,093 --> 00:07:52,260 What Mom Commandments are you breaking right now? 188 00:07:55,432 --> 00:07:59,334 Thou shalt not use an outside voice inside of the car. 189 00:07:59,336 --> 00:08:02,537 Thou shalt not kick the back of thy mother's seat. 190 00:08:02,539 --> 00:08:04,206 But to be fair, 191 00:08:04,208 --> 00:08:06,174 I wouldn't have to kick the back of your seat 192 00:08:06,176 --> 00:08:08,276 -if I could get some room back here. -(tires screech) 193 00:08:08,278 --> 00:08:11,480 -(kids arguing) -Don't make me pull this car over! 194 00:08:11,482 --> 00:08:14,383 (whimpering): Don't make me do it. 195 00:08:15,319 --> 00:08:17,386 ¶ ¶ 196 00:08:20,357 --> 00:08:23,525 Welcome! Whoo! Oh! 197 00:08:23,527 --> 00:08:26,228 Thank you all so much for being here. 198 00:08:26,230 --> 00:08:31,533 I'm Chelsea Grayson, and I am the inventor of the Schmop. 199 00:08:32,636 --> 00:08:36,538 And I'm here to help all of you find your inspiration 200 00:08:36,540 --> 00:08:40,208 and become the inventor you've always wanted to be. 201 00:08:40,210 --> 00:08:42,411 (giggles) Okay. 202 00:08:42,413 --> 00:08:45,247 Are there any questions before we get started? 203 00:08:45,249 --> 00:08:47,215 First you have to make a mess. 204 00:08:47,217 --> 00:08:48,316 -Okay? -Excuse me. 205 00:08:48,318 --> 00:08:51,319 Oh, Miss Bertha, back again. 206 00:08:51,321 --> 00:08:53,422 Have you thought of shuffleboard? 207 00:08:53,424 --> 00:08:56,591 Or the, um, "How To Get Your Groove Back" seminar, huh? 208 00:08:56,593 --> 00:08:58,660 I think it starts in like 10 minutes. 209 00:09:00,364 --> 00:09:03,398 (clears throats) Okay. What's your question? 210 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:06,368 Well, it says here on this flyer that I get a free Schmop. 211 00:09:06,370 --> 00:09:08,503 Miss Bertha, hey. That wasn't a question. 212 00:09:08,505 --> 00:09:10,305 (giggling) 213 00:09:10,307 --> 00:09:15,410 It says here on this flyer that I get a free Schmop, 214 00:09:15,412 --> 00:09:16,645 doesn't it? 215 00:09:20,517 --> 00:09:23,552 Okay, there we go. All right. 216 00:09:23,554 --> 00:09:25,520 -(clears throat) -Can I have hers? 217 00:09:25,522 --> 00:09:27,589 What? But you already have three. 218 00:09:27,591 --> 00:09:30,459 Well, can I have another one? Ain't nobody else here. 219 00:09:35,432 --> 00:09:37,265 Raven/Booker/Levi: ¶ We're gettin' cray-cray ¶ 220 00:09:37,267 --> 00:09:39,301 -¶ Booker: What? -¶ In the day-day ¶ 221 00:09:39,303 --> 00:09:41,536 -¶ Uh ¶ -¶ And we can't stop-stop ¶ 222 00:09:41,538 --> 00:09:43,438 -¶ So we drop-drop ¶ -¶ Woo! ¶ 223 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:45,407 ¶ Going side by side ¶ 224 00:09:45,409 --> 00:09:47,542 ¶ Our hearts open wide-wide ¶ 225 00:09:47,544 --> 00:09:49,411 ¶ Everything's bizarre ¶ 226 00:09:49,413 --> 00:09:51,480 ¶ Watch out for that cat, rawr-rawr! ¶ 227 00:09:51,482 --> 00:09:53,482 ¶ Ah! 'kay-'kay ¶ 228 00:09:53,484 --> 00:09:55,383 Man, I'm having so much fun, 229 00:09:55,385 --> 00:09:57,619 I don't even want to know if we're there yet! 230 00:09:57,621 --> 00:09:59,387 Man, are we there yet? 231 00:09:59,389 --> 00:10:00,422 No, sweetheart. We're not there. 232 00:10:00,424 --> 00:10:02,324 -But we are in Maumee. -Mommy? 233 00:10:02,326 --> 00:10:04,292 -Yeah. Maumee, Ohio. -(tire pops) 234 00:10:04,294 --> 00:10:06,561 -Oh no! What's happening? -(tire warbling) 235 00:10:06,563 --> 00:10:08,497 I think we have a flat. 236 00:10:08,499 --> 00:10:11,466 Well, there's nothing flat about this situation! 237 00:10:11,468 --> 00:10:13,235 Are we there yet? 238 00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:14,402 Booker (sighs): No. 239 00:10:14,404 --> 00:10:17,405 But we got a flat, but it's no big deal, 240 00:10:17,407 --> 00:10:19,641 right... Maumee? 241 00:10:19,643 --> 00:10:21,510 (laughing) 242 00:10:21,512 --> 00:10:24,446 Y'all got jokes. 243 00:10:24,448 --> 00:10:25,580 Let's see if y'all still laughing 244 00:10:25,582 --> 00:10:27,482 when I cancel Christmas. 245 00:10:28,352 --> 00:10:30,452 Ha-ha! Joke's on her. 246 00:10:30,454 --> 00:10:31,586 We not gon' be laughing. 247 00:10:31,588 --> 00:10:33,321 (guffaws) 248 00:10:33,323 --> 00:10:35,690 All right, y'all, listen. 249 00:10:35,692 --> 00:10:37,559 (grunts) 250 00:10:38,428 --> 00:10:40,595 Bad news is, is that we have a flat. 251 00:10:40,597 --> 00:10:42,497 The good news is, is I have a spare. 252 00:10:42,499 --> 00:10:44,332 So we change your tire and get going? 253 00:10:44,334 --> 00:10:46,518 No, no. You didn't let me finish. 254 00:10:46,519 --> 00:10:48,703 The worst news is, I used the spare last week so we're gonna need a tow. 255 00:10:50,774 --> 00:10:52,507 (whooshing) 256 00:10:52,509 --> 00:10:55,477 Oh, Rae! Help me! 257 00:10:55,479 --> 00:10:56,678 (whooshing) 258 00:10:58,649 --> 00:10:59,714 (gasps) 259 00:11:02,386 --> 00:11:04,786 I need a tow and I need a miracle. 260 00:11:08,458 --> 00:11:10,358 ¶ ¶ 261 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:12,494 Operator (over phone): Your call is very important to us 262 00:11:12,496 --> 00:11:15,630 and will be answered in the next 62 minutes. 263 00:11:15,632 --> 00:11:16,731 Please stay on the line. 264 00:11:16,733 --> 00:11:18,700 Where else would I go? 265 00:11:18,702 --> 00:11:21,536 Auntie Rae, we've been waiting for two hours. 266 00:11:21,538 --> 00:11:23,371 Are you gonna make it to my mom in time? 267 00:11:23,373 --> 00:11:24,573 Calm down, sweetheart, of course we are. 268 00:11:24,575 --> 00:11:25,740 We're just gonna get the tire fixed, 269 00:11:25,742 --> 00:11:26,741 we're gonna get back on the road, 270 00:11:26,743 --> 00:11:29,477 -we're gonna save your mom. -Save my mom? 271 00:11:29,479 --> 00:11:31,479 Did I say save? 272 00:11:31,481 --> 00:11:34,649 I didn't mean-- I meant to say we're gonna see your mom. 273 00:11:34,651 --> 00:11:36,551 I switched up words for a reason. 274 00:11:36,553 --> 00:11:39,387 Did I say "for a reason"? 275 00:11:39,389 --> 00:11:42,624 I meant for no rea-- (laughs nervously) 276 00:11:43,594 --> 00:11:44,759 We're not gonna make it. 277 00:11:44,761 --> 00:11:46,728 (panting): Is it just me 278 00:11:46,730 --> 00:11:48,663 or is this car getting smaller 279 00:11:48,665 --> 00:11:50,665 -and smaller? -Hold up, hold up, now, Levi. 280 00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:52,500 Levi, stay with me, okay? 281 00:11:52,502 --> 00:11:54,052 Look at all the extra room you have. 282 00:11:54,053 --> 00:11:55,603 -Look at all that. -Yeah, with all that breathing room, 283 00:11:55,606 --> 00:11:58,373 you should relax and take your mind off of it. 284 00:11:58,375 --> 00:12:00,775 Fine. I'll just look out the window. 285 00:12:00,777 --> 00:12:02,744 It will soothe me. 286 00:12:04,715 --> 00:12:07,382 Uh, I can't see. I need a window seat. 287 00:12:07,384 --> 00:12:08,516 Booker, switch seats with him. 288 00:12:08,518 --> 00:12:09,818 -Mom-- -Now, boy! 289 00:12:12,356 --> 00:12:14,422 (grunts) 290 00:12:15,792 --> 00:12:18,426 Okay. 291 00:12:18,428 --> 00:12:19,694 Corn. 292 00:12:19,696 --> 00:12:21,630 -Cow. -(cow mooing) 293 00:12:21,632 --> 00:12:23,765 Tess. Tow truck. 294 00:12:23,767 --> 00:12:26,468 Hold up. Wait, wait, wait. Hold up. Did you say Tess? 295 00:12:26,470 --> 00:12:28,637 -Yeah, hold up. Did you say tow truck? -(honking) 296 00:12:28,639 --> 00:12:30,739 How's it going family? 297 00:12:30,741 --> 00:12:33,541 Who wants a tuna sandwich? 298 00:12:33,543 --> 00:12:34,676 -Oh! -Oh! 299 00:12:39,716 --> 00:12:42,751 Hey, Chelsea! What's Schmopping? 300 00:12:42,753 --> 00:12:44,819 (both laughing) 301 00:12:44,821 --> 00:12:47,589 Thanks for clearing out so I can do my Lip Kitty presentation. 302 00:12:47,591 --> 00:12:50,458 Lip Kitties! (kisses) Meow, meow! 303 00:12:51,795 --> 00:12:54,496 Okay, Tabby, Calico, lip gloss over here. 304 00:12:54,498 --> 00:12:56,731 Whiskers, Socks, swag bags over there. 305 00:12:58,602 --> 00:13:01,569 You know, considering cats don't have lips, 306 00:13:01,571 --> 00:13:05,473 the concept of Lip Kitties is so inspired. 307 00:13:05,475 --> 00:13:08,810 Can you believe my dad didn't want to hire them? 308 00:13:08,812 --> 00:13:12,647 It's like, you only lent me a measly one million dollars 309 00:13:12,649 --> 00:13:14,416 to start this company. 310 00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:15,917 (scoffs) A little help here, Dad! 311 00:13:16,853 --> 00:13:20,488 Wow. I started the Schmop with 5.99 312 00:13:20,490 --> 00:13:22,490 and a magic eight ball. You know, like, 313 00:13:22,492 --> 00:13:24,826 "Will the Schmop work?" Whaaa! 314 00:13:24,828 --> 00:13:26,861 Ah! "Odds are in your favor!" 315 00:13:28,465 --> 00:13:30,899 It's just so hard running your own company. 316 00:13:30,901 --> 00:13:35,570 Hey, catnip eyeliner next to the kitty glitter. 317 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:39,574 I have to do everything. Rawr! 318 00:13:39,576 --> 00:13:44,546 Yeah, I mean, run your own business and this Inventors' Cruise. 319 00:13:44,548 --> 00:13:47,816 I mean, it's... it's almost like you have nine lives. 320 00:13:47,818 --> 00:13:49,551 (both laughing) 321 00:13:49,553 --> 00:13:51,453 You know what else is like, so weird? 322 00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:52,687 -What? -Like how you were my idol, 323 00:13:52,689 --> 00:13:53,822 and now I'm your boss. 324 00:13:53,824 --> 00:13:56,558 And I'm like, way younger than you are. 325 00:13:57,527 --> 00:13:59,694 So, Chelsea, how many Schmops have you sold? 326 00:13:59,696 --> 00:14:02,864 Oh, I'm not doing too great today, actually. 327 00:14:03,967 --> 00:14:05,867 You've been here six months. 328 00:14:05,869 --> 00:14:08,503 You need to pick it up with her seminar and your sales. 329 00:14:08,505 --> 00:14:11,573 Yeah. Actually, um, you know one customer couldn't get enough. 330 00:14:11,575 --> 00:14:14,642 She was, you know, picking them up faster than I could put them down. 331 00:14:14,644 --> 00:14:16,544 Miss Bertha does not count. 332 00:14:17,581 --> 00:14:19,881 Chelsea Grayson, you have done this before. 333 00:14:19,883 --> 00:14:21,883 You need to figure out what success means to you now, 334 00:14:21,885 --> 00:14:23,818 and then don't let anything get in your way. 335 00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:24,986 Yeah. 336 00:14:24,988 --> 00:14:28,490 Actually, my... my son Levi getting in the way 337 00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:29,924 was my inspiration for the Schmop. 338 00:14:29,926 --> 00:14:32,594 (chuckles) Gosh, he was such a messy kid. 339 00:14:32,596 --> 00:14:34,829 Actually, this one time he spilled apple sauce all over the floor-- 340 00:14:34,831 --> 00:14:37,732 Aw. I don't relate to that. 341 00:14:38,735 --> 00:14:40,835 Chelsea, listen to me. 342 00:14:40,837 --> 00:14:42,771 In order to sell the Schmop, 343 00:14:42,773 --> 00:14:44,572 you need to love the Schmop. 344 00:14:44,574 --> 00:14:46,608 -Yeah. -Do you love the Schmop? 345 00:14:46,610 --> 00:14:48,676 Yes! Of course I do. 346 00:14:48,678 --> 00:14:52,847 Great. Then don't let anything get in between you and what you love. 347 00:14:52,849 --> 00:14:54,749 (kisses) Ciao meow. 348 00:14:54,751 --> 00:14:56,818 (kisses) Mow-chow. 349 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:04,759 -Thanks, Uncle Jimmy! -(honking) 350 00:15:04,761 --> 00:15:05,960 Okay, let's go. 351 00:15:05,962 --> 00:15:07,896 Hey, wait, I thought your dad's name was Jimmy. 352 00:15:07,898 --> 00:15:09,597 Yeah, Chicago Jimmy. 353 00:15:09,599 --> 00:15:10,565 That was Ohio Jimmy. 354 00:15:10,567 --> 00:15:12,584 And he didn't mind helping out 355 00:15:12,585 --> 00:15:14,602 since he's on his way to visit Staten Island Jimmy. 356 00:15:14,604 --> 00:15:18,540 Well, it was nice of your uncle to help out. 357 00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:19,974 But I don't think we're gonna make it in time. 358 00:15:20,811 --> 00:15:23,711 Oh, Levi, stop worrying. 359 00:15:23,713 --> 00:15:24,913 Tess, thanks for coming. 360 00:15:24,915 --> 00:15:27,582 Nia, thanks for texting Tess to come. 361 00:15:27,584 --> 00:15:29,651 And, Booker, stop hoarding the tuna sandwiches. 362 00:15:29,653 --> 00:15:31,886 Oh no, I, uh, I already ate all them. 363 00:15:31,888 --> 00:15:33,621 Oh, then you're sweating it out, boo. 364 00:15:33,623 --> 00:15:34,889 -Put your shoes back on. -Nia: Ew! 365 00:15:34,891 --> 00:15:35,890 It's so gross. 366 00:15:35,892 --> 00:15:37,625 All right, everybody, buckle up! 367 00:15:37,627 --> 00:15:38,960 Seat belts. 368 00:15:38,962 --> 00:15:41,896 All righty, let's get going. 369 00:15:41,898 --> 00:15:44,632 -Great. -(giggles) 370 00:15:44,634 --> 00:15:46,601 Wait, how come Tess gets to sit in the front? 371 00:15:46,603 --> 00:15:48,970 (sighs) Thou shalt not ask Mama no more questions 372 00:15:48,972 --> 00:15:50,572 -this trip. -That's not fair! 373 00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:53,041 (kids arguing) 374 00:15:57,814 --> 00:16:01,549 - ¶ So quiet and I wanna know ¶ -¶ Why, ooh ¶ 375 00:16:01,551 --> 00:16:03,918 -¶ Ooh! Yeah! ¶ -¶ Love is like a jumbo jet ¶ 376 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:06,821 - ¶ Why don't we just fly it? ¶ -¶ Fly, fly, fly, fly ¶ 377 00:16:06,823 --> 00:16:08,857 -¶ Don't want to see you fret ¶ -¶ Yeah ¶ 378 00:16:08,859 --> 00:16:12,660 - ¶ So shy, shy, shy ¶ -¶ So shy, shy, shy ¶ 379 00:16:14,030 --> 00:16:15,797 (phone ringing) 380 00:16:15,799 --> 00:16:17,799 (vocalizing) 381 00:16:17,801 --> 00:16:19,634 -Hey, Chels. What's up? -Hey! 382 00:16:19,636 --> 00:16:20,702 Hey, where's Levi? 383 00:16:20,704 --> 00:16:23,037 He is strapped to the roof of the car. 384 00:16:23,039 --> 00:16:26,774 (laughs) That was only funny once, Rae. 385 00:16:26,776 --> 00:16:29,677 (laughing) I'm still laughing, Chels. 386 00:16:29,679 --> 00:16:31,279 Still laughing. 387 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:32,880 Uh, no. They're asleep. Everybody's asleep. What's going on? 388 00:16:32,883 --> 00:16:34,849 I... 389 00:16:34,851 --> 00:16:36,851 I want to come home. 390 00:16:36,853 --> 00:16:38,686 But we're bring Levi to you. 391 00:16:38,688 --> 00:16:40,655 No. No, Rae. 392 00:16:40,657 --> 00:16:42,824 This is over. 393 00:16:42,826 --> 00:16:44,125 It's time for me to come home. 394 00:16:44,127 --> 00:16:46,027 Oh, okay. Well... 395 00:16:47,831 --> 00:16:49,831 You know what that means. 396 00:16:49,833 --> 00:16:53,067 We're really gonna have to strap Levi to the top of the car. 397 00:16:53,069 --> 00:16:55,737 Come on, Rae! I'm serious. 398 00:16:55,739 --> 00:16:56,704 Is that you mom? 399 00:16:56,706 --> 00:16:58,806 (gasps) Hi! Levi! Is that my baby boy? 400 00:16:58,808 --> 00:17:00,842 I can't wait to see you! 401 00:17:00,844 --> 00:17:02,810 Chelsea: Oh, honey. Oh, I can't wait to... 402 00:17:02,812 --> 00:17:04,913 (static crackles): e e-aah-oh-aah ...you either. 403 00:17:04,915 --> 00:17:06,681 Pedal to the metal, Auntie Rae! 404 00:17:06,683 --> 00:17:08,683 I need to "ee-aah-oh-aah" my mom! 405 00:17:08,685 --> 00:17:10,051 Oh, okay. All right. 406 00:17:14,157 --> 00:17:15,823 ¶ ¶ 407 00:17:15,825 --> 00:17:17,892 Guys, this is it! 408 00:17:17,894 --> 00:17:19,727 The Inspired Inventors' Cruise! 409 00:17:19,729 --> 00:17:21,763 We made it just in time. 410 00:17:21,765 --> 00:17:22,997 Whoa! 411 00:17:22,999 --> 00:17:24,766 Look at how big that boat is. 412 00:17:24,768 --> 00:17:26,834 Chill, Booker, you acting brand-new. 413 00:17:26,836 --> 00:17:28,836 Oh, so. You've been on a cruise before? 414 00:17:28,838 --> 00:17:30,071 We're talking about you. 415 00:17:31,074 --> 00:17:32,740 Guys, where's my mom? 416 00:17:32,742 --> 00:17:34,842 I wanna be the first one to see her. Where is she? 417 00:17:37,113 --> 00:17:38,746 Oh! There she is. 418 00:17:38,748 --> 00:17:40,915 Mom! Mom! Here I am! 419 00:17:40,917 --> 00:17:42,917 Levi! Levi! 420 00:17:44,187 --> 00:17:47,121 Kids, go get him. Those chicken legs run fast. Go ahead. 421 00:17:51,027 --> 00:17:53,761 Excuse me, um, have you seen my best friend? 422 00:17:53,763 --> 00:17:56,097 She's about yea tall, super bossy-- 423 00:17:56,099 --> 00:17:57,765 Lady, I don't know where-- 424 00:17:57,767 --> 00:18:00,768 (both screaming) 425 00:18:00,770 --> 00:18:02,770 -Oh, I missed you so much. -I know! 426 00:18:02,772 --> 00:18:05,106 Chels, listen. I think I had a vision of you falling off the boat. 427 00:18:05,108 --> 00:18:06,941 (gasps) You know what? 428 00:18:06,943 --> 00:18:10,745 I did trip on the way over here to meet you, but I'm fine. 429 00:18:10,747 --> 00:18:12,764 -Okay. -(giggling) 430 00:18:12,765 --> 00:18:14,782 -Where's Levi? -Oh, he got so excited, he ran up the ramp. 431 00:18:14,784 --> 00:18:17,085 The kids are getting him. Then, before we head home, we're gonna see the sights. 432 00:18:17,087 --> 00:18:19,821 We're gonna see the Statue of Liberty, we're gonna see Times Square, 433 00:18:19,823 --> 00:18:22,890 and try some of that so-called "pizza" they got here. 434 00:18:22,892 --> 00:18:25,226 Oh, it's been so long since I've seen Levi. 435 00:18:25,228 --> 00:18:27,962 I can't wait to hug him and kiss him and squeeze him. 436 00:18:27,964 --> 00:18:30,965 I missed him so much. (giggles) 437 00:18:30,967 --> 00:18:34,135 -I... I missed the twins too. -Oh, yeah. 438 00:18:34,137 --> 00:18:36,804 And that girl across the hall. 439 00:18:37,807 --> 00:18:39,173 -You know what else you missed? -What? 440 00:18:39,175 --> 00:18:41,909 Mr. Protein Shake across the street just bought a brand-- 441 00:18:41,911 --> 00:18:43,845 (horn blaring) 442 00:18:43,847 --> 00:18:47,181 -What about the-- -(horn blaring) 443 00:18:47,183 --> 00:18:51,185 -And when he made-- -(horn blaring) 444 00:18:51,187 --> 00:18:53,755 Chelsea, watch your mouth! 445 00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:56,090 -No! That's three horns, Rae. -Huh? 446 00:18:56,092 --> 00:18:58,192 Which means the ship's leaving. 447 00:18:58,194 --> 00:19:01,195 Both: Oh! What are we gonna do? 448 00:19:01,197 --> 00:19:03,197 -(ships horn blares) -Mom! Mom! 449 00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:06,067 Whoa. Not Mom. Not Mom. 450 00:19:07,270 --> 00:19:10,004 Guys, where's my mom? I don't see her. 451 00:19:10,006 --> 00:19:11,873 There she is! Mom! 452 00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:13,174 Aunt Chelsea! Hi! 453 00:19:15,211 --> 00:19:18,946 Hey, why is the dock moving away from the ship? 454 00:19:18,948 --> 00:19:20,915 It's not the dock that's moving, it's us! 455 00:19:20,917 --> 00:19:24,786 Somebody stop that boat! Somebody stop that boat! 456 00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:26,888 I need to see my baby! 457 00:19:26,890 --> 00:19:28,289 Calm down Chels. Calm down. It'll be okay. 458 00:19:28,291 --> 00:19:30,792 -No! -Okay, wait. 459 00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:32,226 (phone rings) 460 00:19:32,228 --> 00:19:33,861 -Mom? -Raven (over phone): Kids! 461 00:19:33,863 --> 00:19:35,129 Don't worry. Everything's gonna be okay. 462 00:19:35,131 --> 00:19:36,898 -We'll find a way to get to you somehow. -Yeah. 463 00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:37,965 Okay, Mom. 464 00:19:37,967 --> 00:19:39,300 Hey, Levi. Are you okay? 465 00:19:39,302 --> 00:19:42,837 I-I can't see her. I can't see her! 466 00:19:42,839 --> 00:19:45,006 Chelsea (over phone): It's okay, honey. Mommy's right here! 467 00:19:45,008 --> 00:19:46,874 I can hear her. 468 00:19:46,876 --> 00:19:48,109 (gasps) I can hear her! 469 00:19:49,212 --> 00:19:51,045 But I need to see her! 470 00:19:51,047 --> 00:19:53,014 Mom! Can you see me? 471 00:19:53,016 --> 00:19:55,817 I'm gonna be honest, Levi, honey! 472 00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:58,152 No, not really! 473 00:19:58,154 --> 00:20:00,054 Chels, what are we gonna do? 474 00:20:00,056 --> 00:20:02,023 Can't they stop the boat? Our kids are on that boat. 475 00:20:02,025 --> 00:20:05,059 No. Once the boat leaves port, it never backs up. 476 00:20:05,061 --> 00:20:07,028 They tried it once with the Titanic, 477 00:20:07,030 --> 00:20:09,063 you know, and we all know how that turned out. 478 00:20:09,065 --> 00:20:13,234 Okay, Mom. We will just go to Aunt Chelsea's cabin 479 00:20:13,236 --> 00:20:15,236 and wait for you to tell us what to do next. 480 00:20:15,238 --> 00:20:16,337 Okay, Chels. What do they do next? 481 00:20:16,339 --> 00:20:19,874 Listen, kids. I'm in cabin 4002. 482 00:20:19,876 --> 00:20:21,342 Just stay there and wait for Raven and I 483 00:20:21,344 --> 00:20:23,077 to drive up and meet you at the next port. 484 00:20:23,079 --> 00:20:24,345 Oh, what's that? Like Staten Island? 485 00:20:24,347 --> 00:20:28,282 It's not a ferry, Raven. It's a cruise ship. 486 00:20:28,284 --> 00:20:30,184 The next stop is Miami. 487 00:20:30,186 --> 00:20:31,853 All: Miami? 488 00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:34,055 Chels, how long is it gonna take us to get to Miami? 489 00:20:34,057 --> 00:20:36,190 Uh, by car about 20 hours. 490 00:20:36,192 --> 00:20:38,059 By cruise ship? 491 00:20:38,061 --> 00:20:40,194 -Five days. -Kids and Raven: Five days! 492 00:20:40,196 --> 00:20:42,029 -Oh, no. -Jeez! 493 00:20:43,066 --> 00:20:45,099 What are we gonna do? We don't have any money. 494 00:20:45,101 --> 00:20:47,101 And any deodorant. 495 00:20:47,103 --> 00:20:48,136 No underwear. 496 00:20:48,138 --> 00:20:49,370 -Oh. -I know. 497 00:20:49,372 --> 00:20:50,371 Chelsea: Listen, kids. You'll be fine. 498 00:20:50,373 --> 00:20:52,206 There's 24-hour buffets. 499 00:20:52,208 --> 00:20:53,875 There's a tween disco, you know? 500 00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:56,043 There's games, prizes, 501 00:20:56,045 --> 00:20:58,312 contests, you know. It's-- it's... 502 00:20:58,314 --> 00:21:00,281 Well, it's a paradise. 503 00:21:00,283 --> 00:21:04,285 Chels, it's a paradise for paying customers. 504 00:21:04,287 --> 00:21:07,088 -That's right. -We brought Levi to see you. 505 00:21:07,090 --> 00:21:09,223 He's the only one with a ticket. 506 00:21:09,225 --> 00:21:12,059 -I know. -My babies are stowaways. 507 00:21:14,130 --> 00:21:17,131 Listen, kids, just stick with Levi. 508 00:21:17,133 --> 00:21:19,967 His wristband will help you get anything you need, okay? 509 00:21:19,969 --> 00:21:22,136 Mom, I miss you. 510 00:21:22,138 --> 00:21:24,071 Oh, Levi. 511 00:21:24,073 --> 00:21:25,339 Levi, I-- 512 00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:34,182 Well, I guess we're just gonna have to be by ourselves 513 00:21:34,184 --> 00:21:35,349 for the next five days. 514 00:21:35,351 --> 00:21:38,252 I am so freaking out right now. 515 00:21:38,254 --> 00:21:40,254 I know, Booker. Look, we're gonna be okay. 516 00:21:40,256 --> 00:21:42,323 I just-- I just don't know what to do. 517 00:21:42,325 --> 00:21:46,194 I mean, dance, eat, swim, win a prize. 518 00:21:46,196 --> 00:21:50,131 I mean, there are just so many choice in paradise. 519 00:21:50,133 --> 00:21:51,933 (giggling) Hey! 520 00:21:51,935 --> 00:21:54,435 -Maybe I should get a pair of maracas. -Yeah! 521 00:21:55,205 --> 00:21:57,104 Five days? 522 00:21:57,106 --> 00:22:00,341 Our kids can't be alone on a boat for five days. 523 00:22:00,343 --> 00:22:02,376 -I know. -I barely trust them to be alone 524 00:22:02,378 --> 00:22:04,378 for five minutes. 525 00:22:04,380 --> 00:22:06,180 What are we gonna do, Rae? I mean, 526 00:22:06,182 --> 00:22:08,049 how are we even gonna catch up to them? 527 00:22:08,051 --> 00:22:09,183 I don't know. I don't know. 528 00:22:12,222 --> 00:22:13,421 (mouths) 529 00:22:15,225 --> 00:22:17,024 Hold on tight, Chels! 530 00:22:17,026 --> 00:22:18,993 Can you do this, Raven? 531 00:22:18,995 --> 00:22:21,028 Of course I can! It's for the kids. 532 00:22:21,030 --> 00:22:23,364 Now stop talking and hold down my wig! 533 00:22:23,366 --> 00:22:25,366 (both screaming) 534 00:22:25,368 --> 00:22:29,036 ¶ ¶ 535 00:22:29,038 --> 00:22:31,038 ¶ Yep ¶ 536 00:22:31,088 --> 00:22:35,638 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 39840

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