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Would you move your dick? I can't concentrate.
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You shouldn't have any trouble
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Sinking into that hole.
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Oh, yeah! Good shot.
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Well, how about giving me something to aim at?
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Excuse me. Support a good cause?
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Oh. Hey, come to the angel ball...
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support a good cause...
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fuck you too.
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That wasn't very angelic.
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I can't even get them to take a goddamn flyer.
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Oh, only 100 bucks
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For yet another boring fundraiser?
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"Angels over pittsburgh" isn't just another charity.
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When vic was sick, they brought him meals
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Practically every day.
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My mom and i couldn't have done it without them.
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Yeah well, unfortunately,
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That's not enough to get these guys to go.
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If you want to get the suckers into the big top,
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You gotta get a big attraction.
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Like madonna. Or the backstreet boys.
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Hey, this is pittsburgh, sunshine,
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Not your wildest dreams.
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Well, how about pittsburgh's own divina devore?
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Says here she's in town.
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Oh, yeah, that's good.
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A worn-Out old drag queen.
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What kind of homosexual are you?
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The kind that fucks men.
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Divina devore is a legend.
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She's performed before presidents.
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Ulysses s. Grant or chester a. Arthur?
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If you got her, i bet you'd have no trouble selling tickets.
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Well, it's worth a shot.
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Here at the centre for early development,
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We offer a unique educational paradigm
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Which creates a safe and supportive environment
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In which our degree candidates
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Can acquire invaluable learning and social skills.
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"Degree candidates"? They're preschoolers. Shh-Shh.
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Therefore, as much as we would like to accept all our applicants,
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In order to ensure maximum focus
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And individual attention,
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We can only admit a select few.
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Yes? May i ask what will determine your final decision?
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The child's own unique abilities and talents
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Will play a big part.
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But, we're also trying to create
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The full spectrum of human diversity,
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Uh, race, religion, socio-Economic background.
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What about sexual orientation?
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Oh yes, by all means.
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Are there any children of same-Sex couples enrolled?
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Not yet.
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But, we intend to make every effort to change that.
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A masterpiece, that's what it is.
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For 50 bucks, you'll be buying the next michelangelo.
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Ignoramus.
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He doesn't know dick about art.
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Ah, it doesn't matter.
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You do.
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Justin,
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You didn't tell me you had your very own show.
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Huh. It's not exactly the museum of modern art.
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Ooh.
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That's next.
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You want something to eat?
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Ah, thanks, honey. I just had lunch...
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with your father.
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Oh. Hey, i don't want to talk about him.
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Well, i wish we didn't have to either, but...
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we do.
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He says he's not going to pay for your school any more.
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Oh... that lame-Ass shit.
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What's his feeble excuse?
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The stock market, and...
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supporting two households, and...
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basically 'cause he's a lame-Ass shit.
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I... i don't want you to worry.
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I spoke to the accountant,
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I've a got a little in my savings. I can cash in my ira.
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I'm not taking your money.
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You and molly need that to live.
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Your sister and i will be just fine.
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No, forget it.
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I'll take care of it myself.
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Ooh!
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If you ask me,
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Nobody makes a better woman that a gay man.
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What woman looks like that?
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Big red wig and tonnes of jewelry and gaudy clothes.
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My mother does not look like that.
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Oh, here she comes.
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Thank you, pittsburgh...
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for reminding me why i left.
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God, let's just hope she's not one of those maniac divas
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Who thinks she's the centre of the universe.
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You know, snapping her fingers, bossing people around.
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Hey, you. Tell the idiot who runs the lights
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The pin spot is supposed to be on myfaccia, not my left tit.
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Yes, ma'am.
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I-I mean, sir. I-I mean...
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excuse me, miss devore.
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Yes?
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I, uh...
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i just want to say your performance tonight was...
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sparkling.
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Yeah, bubbling. Effervescent.
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Stop, you'll make me burp. Miss devore,
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Um, i-I thought your performance was really great.
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Well, how flattering to receive such praise from you...
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handsome young men.
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Now, if you'll excuse me. Wait! Uh...
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we wanted to ask you...
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For my autograph, huh? Ooh. Ooh.
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And, uh, for your help.
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You see, i'm organizing this charity event,
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And... i-It's for a very good cause.
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Mmm, is there ever a bad one?
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Uh, it's for "angels over pittsburgh."
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They prepare homecooked meals for people with aids.
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And i w-Was hoping you might...
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perform? Oh-H, i'd love to.
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You would? You would?
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If i didn't already spend half my life
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Doing benefits. If i do any more,
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They'll have to throw one for me.
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I told you that i can pay for it myself.
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With your secret swiss bank account?
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I'll get another job.
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A real job, one that actually pays. Yeah, what,
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Making 3- To 400 a week?
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So, i will apply for a scholarship or a loan.
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What are you going to use for collateral, your ass?
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Look, stop being such a twat.
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I'm just trying to help you.
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You've helped enough.
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I practically owe you my fucking life.
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What do you mean, "practically"?
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Look,
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I don't want you to feel
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Like you always have to take care of me.
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And i don't want to feel that way either.
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Fine then, go ahead.
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But don't come crying to me when you succeed.
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I love that you'd do anything for me.
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Who said it was for you?
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I made an investment, i want it to pay off.
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Here's a dividend.
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Who the fuck wants to see some worn-Out old drag queen anyway?
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Well, honey, you'll find someone else.
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It's like ben always says,
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You have to keep a positive energy flow.
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Yeah, what would we do without ben and his new age gobbledygook?
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You know, i wouldn't want divina devore at that benefit
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Even if i could get her.
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Divina devore? Is she in town?
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Yeah, we begged her to perform at the benefit,
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But she turned us down.
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She always was a selfish prick.
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Y-You know her? Honey,
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I knew her when she was a "him".
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He was danny devore then.
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We went to high school together.
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No!
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You know, maybe if you used the personal connection,
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You could convince her to change her mind.
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Me?
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You're our only hope.
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I thought you didn't even want her.
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Ah, well... that was before i found out
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That she's a friend of the family.
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I-I'm sure she wouldn't remember me.
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Mel! Mel!
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What? What's the mater? Look, a letter.
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Well, you've seen one of those before.
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It's from gus' new school. Hey!
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Today, baby university, tomorrow harvard.
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Who said anything about harvard?
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I thought everyone wanted their kid to go to harvard.
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I feel we should at least consider yale, or maybe brown.
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We'll continue this in 16 years.
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Just read the letter.
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Well, what does it say?
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He didn't get in. What?
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Ah!
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It's bullshit.
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That woman made such a big deal about diversity
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And wanting all different kinds of people.
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Apparently not our kind of people.
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And what was all that crap
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About looking for a kid with same-Sex parents?
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Well if she'd meant it, we'd be off buying gus school clothes.
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Well, it's discrimination, that's what it is.
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Against our son.
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And for something that has nothing to do with him.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, one more like that.
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I know you're busy, miss devore.
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Then why are you here?
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Yes. Yes!
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Well, i was hoping you might change your mind.
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I don't change my mind...
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brilliant.
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Only my underwear.
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Sassy. Now,
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If you'll kindly show yourself out...
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Guess my uncle was right. Excuse me?
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Nothing. Just something he said.
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He knew you back in high school.
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Oh, really? And who was that?
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You probably wouldn't remember. Vic grassi.
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Vic grassi? Oh my god, i remember vic.
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Is he the one you told me was sick?
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Yeah, he's doing a lot better now...
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now that he's on the cocktails.
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I'm glad to hear it.
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Tell him i said hello.
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So, if vic is your uncle,
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Then, debbie must be your mother.
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You knew my mom?
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Knew her? I dated her.
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You?
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I mean...
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well, back then i was a male impersonator.
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I did a pretty convincing act too.
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So, how's she doing?
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Practically indestructible.
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Did she become a nurse like she always wanted?
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I never knew that.
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Mmm.
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Just a waitress.
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Jesus, i can still hear that laugh of hers.
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She'd bring down a house.
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I wish she'd been out front last night.
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Oh, and that complexion. I tell you, kid.
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Your mom was a real looker.
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Hmm... still is.
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Just, now, there's more to look at.
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This benefit of yours, um, when is it?
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Friday night.
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Tell you what. I'll be there,
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After my show.
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That's so cool. Huh!
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You're doing a really good deed. Thank you.
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Don't thank me, pay me.
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So, how long has it been since you saw my mom?
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Um... well, not since that summer after graduation.
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I... i left town after that.
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I bet you have some pretty interesting stories
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About the two of you.
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Gentlemen don't reveal such things.
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Especially gentlemen... who are ladies.
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Where is he? Michael!
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I cannot believe you got her to change her mind.
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I can't believe deb dated a drag queen.
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How'd they tell each other apart?
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At least now we know who taught her how to do her hair.
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You realize this officially makes your mother
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The biggest fag hag of all the time.
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First vic,
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And then you, and now...
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Her high school sweetheart. Oh, hi, debbie.
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00:12:26,941 --> 00:12:28,410
Hey, guys. Hi, baby.
266
00:12:28,410 --> 00:12:29,861
I hear your old boyfriend's in town.
267
00:12:29,861 --> 00:12:32,363
Whoo! What the fuck's he talking about?
268
00:12:32,363 --> 00:12:34,365
I met someone that you used to know.
269
00:12:34,365 --> 00:12:35,350
Yeah? Who?
270
00:12:35,350 --> 00:12:39,303
Danny devore.
271
00:12:39,303 --> 00:12:40,304
Danny devore?
272
00:12:40,304 --> 00:12:43,157
Better known as... divina devore.
273
00:12:43,157 --> 00:12:44,091
Michael got her to agree
274
00:12:44,091 --> 00:12:45,509
To perform at the angel ball.
275
00:12:45,509 --> 00:12:46,927
Yeah, thanks to you.
276
00:12:46,927 --> 00:12:48,362
What did i have to do with it?
277
00:12:48,362 --> 00:12:49,846
Oh, she said she couldn't possibly turn down
278
00:12:49,846 --> 00:12:51,347
The son of her former flame.
279
00:12:51,347 --> 00:12:52,815
You shut your mouth.
280
00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:54,233
He had no right
281
00:12:54,233 --> 00:12:56,202
To talk to my kid about my personal life.
282
00:12:56,202 --> 00:12:57,637
Well, he didn't say anything.
283
00:12:57,637 --> 00:12:59,589
He just said that you two used to go out.
284
00:12:59,589 --> 00:13:01,072
Yeah, it was like a million years ago.
285
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:06,077
I-I wouldn't know him if i f... fell over him.
286
00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:09,564
It's crazy.
287
00:13:32,485 --> 00:13:33,987
Shouldn't you be holding on to that?
288
00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:36,489
It doesn't much matter since it's my last one.
289
00:13:36,973 --> 00:13:39,424
Le beau geste.
290
00:13:39,424 --> 00:13:40,425
Sorely lacking in fiction
291
00:13:40,926 --> 00:13:41,927
Since the 19th century french novel.
292
00:13:41,927 --> 00:13:45,430
How noble of you to revive it.
293
00:13:45,430 --> 00:13:46,431
Fuck off.
294
00:13:46,915 --> 00:13:47,883
Did you find a job?
295
00:13:47,883 --> 00:13:51,302
I must've tried 20 restaurants. No one's hiring.
296
00:13:51,302 --> 00:13:52,737
What'd the financial aid office say?
297
00:13:52,737 --> 00:13:57,658
My fucking father makes too much money.
298
00:13:57,658 --> 00:14:01,162
Well, my offer still stands.
299
00:14:01,162 --> 00:14:03,163
So does my answer.
300
00:14:03,163 --> 00:14:05,165
I'm gonna do this on my own.
301
00:14:05,632 --> 00:14:11,621
Can you give me a hand?
302
00:14:11,621 --> 00:14:17,476
See? Some people know how to accept help.
303
00:14:17,476 --> 00:14:18,944
It looks like a good night.
304
00:14:18,944 --> 00:14:21,897
This is nothing compared to the weekend.
305
00:14:22,398 --> 00:14:23,832
Really?
306
00:14:23,832 --> 00:14:25,334
'Cause i've been looking for something, but...
307
00:14:25,834 --> 00:14:26,835
i mean, it really sucks out there.
308
00:14:26,835 --> 00:14:30,788
Why do you think i'm doing this?
309
00:14:30,788 --> 00:14:34,225
You know if they're looking for more dancers?
310
00:14:34,225 --> 00:14:35,727
Gary's always looking.
311
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,156
Seeing what a dork i was?
312
00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:50,591
Oh, you weren't a dork.
313
00:14:50,591 --> 00:14:52,092
No, i was a dork.
314
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:54,043
Fat chance. Huh.
315
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:58,030
You have no idea how fat.
316
00:14:58,531 --> 00:14:59,532
No, you were more a dweeb.
317
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:01,534
Thanks. Brian,
318
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:03,019
On the other hand... i know,
319
00:15:03,019 --> 00:15:04,003
Was a total turn-On.
320
00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:06,004
I was going to say spaz.
321
00:15:06,004 --> 00:15:09,441
Is a spaz better or worse than a dweeb?
322
00:15:09,441 --> 00:15:12,444
Oh... oh, far worse.
323
00:15:12,444 --> 00:15:13,895
Did i mention
324
00:15:13,895 --> 00:15:16,364
I have a thing for dweebs?
325
00:15:16,364 --> 00:15:19,867
Later. I wanted to check out my mom's old stuff.
326
00:15:19,867 --> 00:15:21,802
Ah, well, wait.
327
00:15:21,802 --> 00:15:23,804
That's kind of personal, isn't it?
328
00:15:23,804 --> 00:15:26,307
Well, she never really told me much, you know.
329
00:15:26,807 --> 00:15:28,809
Every time i'd ask about back then,
330
00:15:28,809 --> 00:15:31,811
She'd say, "i did my homework and listened to my folks.
331
00:15:31,811 --> 00:15:33,246
And you should do the same."
332
00:15:33,246 --> 00:15:35,248
Huh.
333
00:15:35,248 --> 00:15:37,750
She must've been a cheerleader.
334
00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:38,751
Huh?
335
00:15:38,751 --> 00:15:40,753
Or maybe those were vic's.
336
00:15:40,753 --> 00:15:44,706
Huh.
337
00:15:44,706 --> 00:15:46,708
Oh...
338
00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:50,696
Her yearbook. Hmm.
339
00:15:50,696 --> 00:15:53,699
Check out the girls' hairdos.
340
00:15:53,699 --> 00:15:55,700
Yeah.
341
00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:57,151
Really...
342
00:15:57,652 --> 00:15:58,653
boring.
343
00:15:58,653 --> 00:16:00,588
Really straight.
344
00:16:00,588 --> 00:16:02,089
Whew. Where's your mom?
345
00:16:02,089 --> 00:16:03,591
Um...
346
00:16:04,091 --> 00:16:06,093
Grassi, grassi, grassi. Gra...
347
00:16:06,093 --> 00:16:08,094
Deborah jean grassi. Ah.
348
00:16:08,094 --> 00:16:10,530
Like divina said, mom was a real looker.
349
00:16:10,530 --> 00:16:11,531
Yeah.
350
00:16:11,531 --> 00:16:14,968
Wonder what he looked like.
351
00:16:14,968 --> 00:16:16,970
What comes after "spaz"?
352
00:16:16,970 --> 00:16:19,972
Oh, "scary".
353
00:16:19,972 --> 00:16:23,475
So... decarlo, dietrich...
354
00:16:23,475 --> 00:16:28,964
danny devore.
355
00:16:28,964 --> 00:16:30,466
What?
356
00:16:30,966 --> 00:16:33,968
Hmm. He's kind of cute.
357
00:16:33,968 --> 00:16:48,899
If you have a thing for dweebs.
358
00:16:50,901 --> 00:16:52,886
They said i should talk to you about a job.
359
00:16:53,337 --> 00:16:54,338
Doing what?
360
00:16:54,338 --> 00:16:55,772
Dancing.
361
00:16:55,772 --> 00:16:58,724
Ever dance professionally?
362
00:16:58,724 --> 00:17:01,727
No, but i... i dance here all the time. Yeah,
363
00:17:01,727 --> 00:17:06,148
You and 1,000
other queers. What makes you special?
364
00:17:06,148 --> 00:17:07,149
I-I was king of babylon.
365
00:17:07,650 --> 00:17:11,136
Who wasn't? Sorry, your majesty.
366
00:17:11,136 --> 00:17:12,637
I don't have any positions open.
367
00:17:12,637 --> 00:17:15,140
I-I'm sure that if you saw me... hey,
368
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:34,624
I'm busy.
369
00:17:34,624 --> 00:17:37,627
One dance, that's all.
370
00:17:38,127 --> 00:17:42,131
If i suck, you can kick my ass out.
371
00:17:42,131 --> 00:17:44,133
You don't have much of a body.
372
00:17:44,133 --> 00:17:48,637
No pecs, no abs, no biceps.
373
00:17:49,137 --> 00:17:51,640
I have a great ass, and i'm blonde.
374
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:55,143
You have no idea how far that gets me.
375
00:17:58,145 --> 00:18:02,133
One dance. Make it good.
376
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:25,337
Try not to step on my wontons.
377
00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:26,839
He said i'd be pulling anywhere
378
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:28,841
From 2- To 300 a night.
379
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:31,293
Ah. Well, that'd better be all you're pulling, young man.
380
00:18:31,293 --> 00:18:33,796
And remember, you still have your school work to do.
381
00:18:33,796 --> 00:18:36,297
And what if i don't?
382
00:18:36,297 --> 00:18:39,300
Um, you'll have to be spanked. Huh!
383
00:18:39,801 --> 00:18:44,305
Yeah, just try it.
384
00:18:47,808 --> 00:18:49,309
Down. Stop!
385
00:18:49,309 --> 00:18:50,811
You like it. Ow!
386
00:18:50,811 --> 00:18:53,697
I was kidding! Stop, stop.
387
00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:57,167
Oh, yeah! Daddy, don't hurt me too bad.
388
00:18:57,667 --> 00:18:59,102
Oh...
389
00:18:59,603 --> 00:19:01,604
Jesus. Oh, note to self:
390
00:19:02,104 --> 00:19:04,106
Make sure to lock the fucking door.
391
00:19:04,106 --> 00:19:07,042
I don't care. I'm going to ask him anyway.
392
00:19:07,526 --> 00:19:08,527
Kung pao chicken?
393
00:19:08,527 --> 00:19:10,029
You're wasting your time.
394
00:19:10,029 --> 00:19:11,430
Spicy bean curd?
395
00:19:11,430 --> 00:19:12,897
Whenever we ask him to do something,
396
00:19:12,897 --> 00:19:14,399
He systematically turns us down.
397
00:19:14,399 --> 00:19:15,867
Ask me what?
398
00:19:15,867 --> 00:19:17,802
I want you to be my husband.
399
00:19:18,303 --> 00:19:19,304
You already have one.
400
00:19:19,304 --> 00:19:20,288
It's for gus.
401
00:19:20,288 --> 00:19:21,723
He got rejected
402
00:19:21,723 --> 00:19:23,208
By the centre for early development.
403
00:19:23,658 --> 00:19:25,609
And we think it's because he's got two moms.
404
00:19:25,609 --> 00:19:27,094
So, now you want to pass him off
405
00:19:27,094 --> 00:19:31,064
As the product of a happy hetero home life?
406
00:19:31,064 --> 00:19:32,065
Fuck that shit.
407
00:19:32,549 --> 00:19:33,667
I told you, he's a total heterophobe.
408
00:19:34,168 --> 00:19:34,618
That's true, he is.
409
00:19:35,118 --> 00:19:36,587
It's true, i am.
410
00:19:36,587 --> 00:19:39,539
Brian, you know i would never ask you to compromise your values.
411
00:19:39,539 --> 00:19:40,473
Such as they are.
412
00:19:40,473 --> 00:19:41,924
But you've always said,
413
00:19:41,924 --> 00:19:44,877
"It's not lying if they make you lie."
414
00:19:44,877 --> 00:19:46,813
You want gus to have the same advantages
415
00:19:46,813 --> 00:19:50,599
As kids who've got a mommy and a daddy, don't you?
416
00:19:50,599 --> 00:19:52,601
You want him to go to the best schools, receive the best education?
417
00:19:52,601 --> 00:19:54,102
Then you've to help us make sure
418
00:19:54,102 --> 00:19:57,539
That despite what other people might think of us,
419
00:19:57,539 --> 00:19:59,991
He's not the one who suffers.
420
00:19:59,991 --> 00:20:01,409
So we found another school.
421
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:06,864
And we have an appointment tomorrow.
422
00:20:06,864 --> 00:20:10,367
How long did they go out for? I-I can't remember.
423
00:20:10,367 --> 00:20:12,870
Was it serious? How do i know?
424
00:20:12,870 --> 00:20:15,872
Did she love him? She didn't say.
425
00:20:15,872 --> 00:20:17,874
Didn't say? There's nothing mom doesn't say.
426
00:20:17,874 --> 00:20:20,376
Look, michael, it was a long time ago.
427
00:20:20,376 --> 00:20:22,795
Why don't you ask her?
428
00:20:22,795 --> 00:20:24,797
Ask me what?
429
00:20:24,797 --> 00:20:27,749
About danny devore.
430
00:20:27,749 --> 00:20:32,054
Christ. I haven't heard his name mentioned in 30 years,
431
00:20:32,054 --> 00:20:34,423
And now, all of a sudden, it's all i hear.
432
00:20:34,923 --> 00:20:36,875
I saw his picture in your yearbook.
433
00:20:36,875 --> 00:20:38,826
Who the hell told you you could be looking in my yearbook?
434
00:20:38,826 --> 00:20:40,828
You never said i couldn't.
435
00:20:40,828 --> 00:20:42,330
It's just that this picture of him,
436
00:20:42,830 --> 00:20:44,265
It looks a lot like me.
437
00:20:44,265 --> 00:20:45,249
What are you talking about?
438
00:20:45,249 --> 00:20:47,251
It doesn't look the least bit like you.
439
00:20:47,251 --> 00:20:51,171
You don't even have your reading glasses on.
440
00:20:51,171 --> 00:20:55,675
Fine. Make me feel older than i already do.
441
00:20:55,675 --> 00:20:59,613
There.
442
00:20:59,613 --> 00:21:02,582
I still don't see it. Vic, do you see it?
443
00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:04,583
Can't say i do.
444
00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:06,085
Ah, come on.
445
00:21:06,085 --> 00:21:08,587
We have the same eyes, the same nose, the same mouth.
446
00:21:08,587 --> 00:21:10,089
Tell me that's not my chin.
447
00:21:10,589 --> 00:21:11,507
Not even close.
448
00:21:11,507 --> 00:21:13,008
And trust me, i know chins.
449
00:21:13,509 --> 00:21:16,010
I have several of them.
450
00:21:16,010 --> 00:21:18,446
Ma, i just want you to tell me.
451
00:21:18,446 --> 00:21:19,948
Tell you what?
452
00:21:20,448 --> 00:21:22,951
Why danny devore and i look so much alike.
453
00:21:22,951 --> 00:21:24,419
I've got to put the clothes in the dryer.
454
00:21:24,419 --> 00:21:25,920
Stay right there.
455
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:27,889
What are you getting at?
456
00:21:27,889 --> 00:21:30,390
He said that you went out summer after graduation.
457
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:31,391
That was 1969.
458
00:21:31,892 --> 00:21:34,811
I was born march, 1970.
459
00:21:36,313 --> 00:21:39,316
I don't believe what i'm hearing.
460
00:21:39,316 --> 00:21:42,818
Are you asking me i-I-If some old drag queen
461
00:21:42,818 --> 00:21:47,256
That i once knew in high school is your father?
462
00:21:47,256 --> 00:21:49,225
You know who your father is.
463
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:51,644
This is your father.
464
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:55,080
John michael novotny.
465
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,048
Lieutenant in the u.S. Army.
466
00:21:57,048 --> 00:21:59,985
Died in vietnam, april 10th, 1970.
467
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,987
Two weeks after you were born. Two weeks after i was born.
468
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:02,988
I know.
469
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:04,973
You told me a million times...
470
00:22:04,973 --> 00:22:06,473
that this guy in this picture,
471
00:22:06,473 --> 00:22:08,926
Who i doesn't even look like me, is my dad.
472
00:22:08,926 --> 00:22:10,861
But that's all you've told me.
473
00:22:10,861 --> 00:22:12,863
Well, what else do you want to know?
474
00:22:12,863 --> 00:22:14,281
Well, who are my grandparents?
475
00:22:14,281 --> 00:22:15,215
They're dead.
476
00:22:15,716 --> 00:22:16,650
Aunts and uncles?
477
00:22:16,650 --> 00:22:18,084
There weren't any.
478
00:22:18,084 --> 00:22:19,552
So, he was just a war hero?
479
00:22:19,552 --> 00:22:21,504
"Just"?
480
00:22:21,504 --> 00:22:24,924
They awarded him the purple heart.
481
00:22:24,924 --> 00:22:26,342
He was on a rescue mission,
482
00:22:26,826 --> 00:22:27,827
Carving his way through the jungle
483
00:22:27,827 --> 00:22:29,329
When a land mine exploded.
484
00:22:29,829 --> 00:22:31,830
You said it was a jeep accident.
485
00:22:31,830 --> 00:22:34,766
He was carving his way in a jeep...
486
00:22:34,766 --> 00:22:36,768
when it ran over a land mine.
487
00:22:36,768 --> 00:22:38,704
You can't even keep the goddamn story straight.
488
00:22:39,187 --> 00:22:40,672
Stop confusing me!
489
00:22:40,672 --> 00:22:43,157
Look, it was a long time ago. It doesn't matter now.
490
00:22:43,157 --> 00:22:45,159
I just want to know the truth.
491
00:22:45,660 --> 00:22:48,162
Are you calling me a liar?
492
00:22:48,162 --> 00:22:50,164
Your own mother?
493
00:22:50,164 --> 00:22:52,166
I told you who your father was,
494
00:22:52,667 --> 00:23:09,031
And i expect you to believe me.
495
00:23:09,515 --> 00:23:12,017
Gonna go see grandma?
496
00:23:12,017 --> 00:23:13,519
Just promise me you'll behave.
497
00:23:14,003 --> 00:23:16,505
I won't mention dick, if you don't mention pussy.
498
00:23:16,505 --> 00:23:18,007
You know what i mean.
499
00:23:18,007 --> 00:23:19,008
I don't want you getting into one of your moods and...
500
00:23:19,008 --> 00:23:21,009
hey, i want the homo-Haters to like our kid
501
00:23:21,009 --> 00:23:23,011
Just as much as you do.
502
00:23:23,011 --> 00:23:24,512
You look very handsome in that suit.
503
00:23:24,512 --> 00:23:26,998
Well, i took a bath and everything.
504
00:23:26,998 --> 00:23:30,501
This is it. Don't be nervous.
505
00:23:30,501 --> 00:23:36,456
If my heart rate was any lower, i'd be dead.
506
00:23:36,456 --> 00:23:40,961
Ooh...
507
00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:42,462
Hi. Bye.
508
00:23:42,462 --> 00:23:45,464
Oh, hello. Hello, we're the, uh....
509
00:23:45,464 --> 00:23:47,967
the kinneys? Who?
510
00:23:47,967 --> 00:23:51,470
Uh, uh, mr. And mrs. Kinney? Right!
511
00:23:51,971 --> 00:23:53,973
Sometimes she forgets. Don't you, honey?
512
00:23:53,973 --> 00:23:55,975
I didn't forget. Huh! He's such a kidder.
513
00:23:55,975 --> 00:23:57,475
Oh, oh, please.
514
00:23:57,475 --> 00:24:05,483
Uh, i'll tell ms. Harper you're here.
515
00:24:13,974 --> 00:24:17,878
I told you to behave. Gee...
516
00:24:18,378 --> 00:24:19,880
well, you could send me to the principal's office
517
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:21,380
But i'm already here.
518
00:24:21,380 --> 00:24:23,349
This is all so strange.
519
00:24:23,349 --> 00:24:25,351
I mean, i always knew one day i'd have a child.
520
00:24:25,351 --> 00:24:27,854
Like gus. And he'd go to a school, like this one.
521
00:24:28,354 --> 00:24:30,857
But i never imagined it to be like this.
522
00:24:30,857 --> 00:24:33,825
Well, there's no predicting.
523
00:24:33,825 --> 00:24:35,327
Oops, i said "dick",
524
00:24:35,327 --> 00:24:37,245
Didn't i?
525
00:24:37,245 --> 00:24:43,251
Can't you be serious, for even a minute?
526
00:24:43,251 --> 00:24:48,205
You're on. Uh...
527
00:24:48,205 --> 00:24:50,708
in fact, there was even a time...
528
00:24:50,708 --> 00:24:53,210
when we first met...
529
00:24:53,210 --> 00:24:58,215
that i thought this could've been the reality.
530
00:24:58,715 --> 00:25:02,218
Did you ever feel that way?
531
00:25:02,719 --> 00:25:06,656
No.
532
00:25:06,656 --> 00:25:11,160
Well, you wanted me to be serious, i...
533
00:25:11,660 --> 00:25:16,165
that doesn't mean i don't love you.
534
00:25:16,165 --> 00:25:18,617
Mr. And mrs. Kinney?
535
00:25:18,617 --> 00:25:20,619
Oh. Minute's up. Oh... yeah.
536
00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:22,554
Oh, please, don't be embarrassed.
537
00:25:22,554 --> 00:25:24,555
It's always nice to see young parents
538
00:25:24,555 --> 00:25:25,973
Expressing affection.
539
00:25:26,474 --> 00:25:27,475
And i think it's important for children
540
00:25:27,475 --> 00:25:30,344
To see that too, don't you agree?
541
00:25:30,344 --> 00:25:31,846
Come into my office, please,
542
00:25:31,846 --> 00:25:40,253
And we'll discuss gus' future.
543
00:25:40,253 --> 00:25:42,756
I'd never, in a million years, know it was you.
544
00:25:42,756 --> 00:25:46,243
30 years is a long time.
545
00:25:46,243 --> 00:25:48,177
Try 31, huh!
546
00:25:48,177 --> 00:25:49,178
But who's counting?
547
00:25:49,178 --> 00:25:53,566
So, come on in. Huh.
548
00:25:53,566 --> 00:25:54,567
Can i fix you a drink?
549
00:25:55,067 --> 00:26:03,074
No. No, thanks.
550
00:26:03,074 --> 00:26:05,577
God, you got more shit than i do. These days,
551
00:26:06,077 --> 00:26:08,079
It takes a little longer to look fabulous.
552
00:26:08,079 --> 00:26:11,583
Huh! Tell me about it.
553
00:26:12,083 --> 00:26:17,588
Is this real? Honey, i wish.
554
00:26:17,588 --> 00:26:22,092
So, how are you doing, my divina?
555
00:26:25,578 --> 00:26:27,530
That's what you called me in high school.
556
00:26:27,530 --> 00:26:29,465
Now, your son tells me you work at the diner
557
00:26:29,465 --> 00:26:32,401
And vic was sick, and now he's better.
558
00:26:32,401 --> 00:26:33,903
30 years in a nutshell.
559
00:26:34,387 --> 00:26:37,722
31. Yeah.
560
00:26:37,722 --> 00:26:43,144
Michael... is a very nice young man.
561
00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:44,646
I'm very proud of him.
562
00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:46,615
And i would be too.
563
00:26:46,615 --> 00:26:51,552
He's polite, caring, good looking.
564
00:26:51,552 --> 00:26:55,506
In fact, he reminded me a lot of someone i used to know.
565
00:26:55,506 --> 00:26:56,991
Only at first,
566
00:26:56,991 --> 00:26:58,926
I couldn't figure out who it was.
567
00:26:58,926 --> 00:27:02,378
Then when i discovered that you're his mother, i realized...
568
00:27:02,378 --> 00:27:04,380
i was looking at myself.
569
00:27:04,881 --> 00:27:06,883
In a mirror, through time.
570
00:27:06,883 --> 00:27:11,754
Why didn't you ever tell me?
571
00:27:12,255 --> 00:27:16,124
You'd already left town.
572
00:27:16,124 --> 00:27:19,628
Run off to the big city to be a star.
573
00:27:19,628 --> 00:27:21,129
W-What was i supposed to do? Call you up
574
00:27:21,630 --> 00:27:22,581
And say, "hey!
575
00:27:23,065 --> 00:27:25,517
Guess what? You're a dad.
576
00:27:25,517 --> 00:27:31,455
Come back and marry me."
577
00:27:31,956 --> 00:27:34,458
So, you decided to have him on your own,
578
00:27:34,458 --> 00:27:37,378
Raise him on your own.
579
00:27:37,878 --> 00:27:41,881
Must've taken a lot of courage.
580
00:27:41,881 --> 00:27:46,353
It was the easiest decision i ever made.
581
00:27:46,353 --> 00:27:50,857
Who'd you tell him his father was?
582
00:27:50,857 --> 00:27:54,860
A soldier who'd died in vietnam.
583
00:27:54,860 --> 00:28:01,800
I picked his name out of the newspaper, from a list of the dead.
584
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:03,752
I even changed my own name.
585
00:28:04,235 --> 00:28:06,704
Hmm. You went to a lot of trouble
586
00:28:06,704 --> 00:28:08,206
To make sure he'd never find out.
587
00:28:08,206 --> 00:28:10,708
I wanted him to have a hero.
588
00:28:11,192 --> 00:28:16,647
And i could never be that.
589
00:28:16,647 --> 00:28:20,117
It wasn't so much that you were gay, danny.
590
00:28:20,617 --> 00:28:22,069
I always...
591
00:28:22,069 --> 00:28:27,924
Kind of suspected. In fact, that's probably why i liked you.
592
00:28:27,924 --> 00:28:31,427
It's that you lied to me.
593
00:28:31,427 --> 00:28:33,429
You weren't the only one.
594
00:28:33,429 --> 00:28:36,432
I lied to myself as well.
595
00:28:36,932 --> 00:28:39,902
I wanted to be something i wasn't.
596
00:28:39,902 --> 00:28:42,904
Well, you sure as hell succeeded.
597
00:28:43,405 --> 00:28:44,906
And he sure as hell didn't need to know
598
00:28:44,906 --> 00:28:47,859
That his dad was a drag queen.
599
00:28:47,859 --> 00:28:49,861
And now he's found your goddamn picture
600
00:28:50,362 --> 00:28:51,363
In the yearbook.
601
00:28:51,363 --> 00:28:56,800
And he's put two and two together.
602
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,802
And knowing him, he's coming here to talk to you
603
00:28:59,303 --> 00:29:01,255
Any minute. Christ, what do i tell him?
604
00:29:01,755 --> 00:29:03,757
Hell if i know.
605
00:29:03,757 --> 00:29:05,759
Well, i'm sure if you explained, that he'd understand.
606
00:29:05,759 --> 00:29:12,648
What, that i've lied to him his entire life?
607
00:29:12,648 --> 00:29:15,151
He'll never trust me again.
608
00:29:15,151 --> 00:29:24,042
And i wouldn't blame him.
609
00:29:24,042 --> 00:29:26,495
We were with her almost twoand-A-Half hours.
610
00:29:26,495 --> 00:29:28,997
She seemed really impressed.
611
00:29:28,997 --> 00:29:30,499
Well, that's a good sign, isn't it?
612
00:29:30,499 --> 00:29:38,622
I hope so.
613
00:29:39,123 --> 00:29:42,126
Ah... christ, i hate these heels.
614
00:29:42,626 --> 00:29:46,629
Baby, come here.
615
00:29:49,582 --> 00:29:52,052
That's nice.
616
00:29:52,052 --> 00:29:53,553
And brian behaved himself?
617
00:29:53,553 --> 00:29:55,055
More than behaved.
618
00:29:55,554 --> 00:29:57,056
He was charming and attentive.
619
00:29:57,056 --> 00:29:59,992
I hope not too attentive.
620
00:29:59,992 --> 00:30:03,495
He complimented the school up the wazoo.
621
00:30:03,495 --> 00:30:06,498
Everything was perfect.
622
00:30:06,498 --> 00:30:08,883
So, why suddenly the long face?
623
00:30:08,883 --> 00:30:10,385
It should've been you and me in there.
624
00:30:10,385 --> 00:30:12,387
Ah...
625
00:30:12,387 --> 00:30:15,840
whatever it takes.
626
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:18,342
Besides, it was your idea. I know.
627
00:30:18,342 --> 00:30:21,762
It seemed like a good one at the time, but...
628
00:30:21,762 --> 00:30:23,764
now, i don't know.
629
00:30:23,764 --> 00:30:27,250
Hey, don't worry about it.
630
00:30:27,250 --> 00:30:29,736
Sometimes the ends actually do justify the means.
631
00:30:31,638 --> 00:30:33,105
Besides, the important thing is,
632
00:30:33,105 --> 00:30:35,107
Is that gus has the same chance as every other kid.
633
00:30:39,612 --> 00:30:41,614
Y-Ello? May i speak with mrs. Kinney?
634
00:30:41,614 --> 00:30:43,616
Who? Mrs. Kinney.
635
00:30:43,616 --> 00:30:45,116
Ah-Oh... yes,
636
00:30:45,617 --> 00:30:47,602
Hang on.
637
00:30:47,602 --> 00:30:51,072
Mrs. Kinney.
638
00:30:51,072 --> 00:30:53,074
Hello?
639
00:30:53,074 --> 00:30:54,526
Ms. Harper.
640
00:30:55,026 --> 00:30:57,028
Yes, thank you.
641
00:30:57,028 --> 00:30:58,529
Oh-H, mel and i... i mean...
642
00:30:58,529 --> 00:31:01,014
brian and i felt the same way.
643
00:31:01,014 --> 00:31:03,517
We would be so pleased if gus was enrolled in...
644
00:31:03,517 --> 00:31:06,954
what?
645
00:31:06,954 --> 00:31:12,458
Uh-Huh.
646
00:31:12,458 --> 00:31:13,459
Uh-Huh.
647
00:31:13,459 --> 00:31:16,429
"Uh-Huh", what?
648
00:31:16,429 --> 00:31:18,931
I understand.
649
00:31:18,931 --> 00:31:20,433
Well, uh...
650
00:31:20,433 --> 00:31:24,436
thank you for calling.
651
00:31:25,437 --> 00:31:26,938
What? What'd she say?
652
00:31:26,938 --> 00:31:31,877
He didn't get in. What?
653
00:31:31,877 --> 00:31:33,361
He didn't get in. Huh.
654
00:31:33,361 --> 00:31:36,313
Oh, god... ms. Harper called with her apologies.
655
00:31:36,313 --> 00:31:38,315
She thought my husband and i were absolutely charming
656
00:31:38,315 --> 00:31:40,317
And they would love to have gus, but...
657
00:31:40,317 --> 00:31:42,203
so, what's the problem?
658
00:31:42,203 --> 00:31:43,704
They only had one spot open
659
00:31:44,205 --> 00:31:47,207
And they gave it to another child...
660
00:31:47,207 --> 00:31:50,627
with same-Sex parents.
661
00:31:50,627 --> 00:31:54,998
Huh... are you shitting me?
662
00:31:54,998 --> 00:31:56,499
The board decided
663
00:31:56,499 --> 00:31:59,002
That the student population had to be more diversified.
664
00:31:59,002 --> 00:32:00,502
Well, we're going to sue.
665
00:32:00,502 --> 00:32:02,004
Th-This is discrimination.
666
00:32:02,004 --> 00:32:05,941
Against who? Heterosexuals?
667
00:32:05,941 --> 00:32:12,296
Huh...
668
00:32:12,296 --> 00:32:13,297
you think this is funny?
669
00:32:13,781 --> 00:32:16,767
I think it's hilarious!
670
00:32:16,767 --> 00:32:20,204
Oh, wait till brian hears.
671
00:32:20,204 --> 00:32:22,640
What are we going to do now?
672
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:25,141
I'm going to take a bath.
673
00:32:25,642 --> 00:32:27,143
And first thing tomorrow,
674
00:32:27,143 --> 00:32:30,580
We're going to look for another school.
675
00:32:30,580 --> 00:32:31,581
And this time,
676
00:32:32,082 --> 00:32:35,535
Gus' parents, lindsay and melanie,
677
00:32:35,535 --> 00:32:41,991
Will go to the interview.
678
00:32:41,991 --> 00:32:44,426
Come on, rub my other foot.
679
00:32:44,426 --> 00:32:46,362
I'll rub your other foot,
680
00:32:46,362 --> 00:32:48,863
I'll tell you i'm going to rub.
681
00:32:48,863 --> 00:32:51,366
Oh!
682
00:33:18,391 --> 00:33:19,892
When i was in school,
683
00:33:19,892 --> 00:33:23,396
I had a parttime job walking people's dogs.
684
00:33:23,396 --> 00:33:25,398
Who knew you could make money wagging your tail?
685
00:33:37,309 --> 00:33:39,276
Some turnout, huh?
686
00:33:39,777 --> 00:33:41,729
Congratulations, baby. Thank you,
687
00:33:42,229 --> 00:33:45,232
But i owe it all to michael for delivering divina.
688
00:33:45,733 --> 00:33:46,734
There you go. Thanks.
689
00:33:47,234 --> 00:33:48,235
Oh, show's about to start.
690
00:33:48,736 --> 00:33:51,237
Ooh.
691
00:33:51,237 --> 00:33:53,222
See ya.
692
00:33:53,723 --> 00:33:56,726
Aren't you going to stay?
693
00:33:56,726 --> 00:33:57,727
Hey, are you sticking around?
694
00:33:57,727 --> 00:33:59,228
I thought you were his number one fan.
695
00:33:59,712 --> 00:34:01,214
Just leave me alone.
696
00:34:01,214 --> 00:34:04,166
How can somebody put on an act like that all these years?
697
00:34:04,166 --> 00:34:05,634
I'd rather have a high colonic
698
00:34:05,634 --> 00:34:07,135
Than hear some old queen do "rose's turn".
699
00:34:07,135 --> 00:34:11,573
I mean my mother.
700
00:34:11,573 --> 00:34:12,574
You don't know for sure.
701
00:34:12,574 --> 00:34:14,509
That my mom lied to me?
702
00:34:14,509 --> 00:34:17,011
That my father's not a war hero, he's...
703
00:34:17,011 --> 00:34:19,964
judy garland?
704
00:34:19,964 --> 00:34:26,470
Would you prefer bette davis?
705
00:34:26,971 --> 00:34:28,471
Maybe i should just forget it.
706
00:34:28,471 --> 00:34:29,973
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
707
00:34:30,473 --> 00:34:32,942
Ladies who are gentlemen, gentlemen who are ladies
708
00:34:32,942 --> 00:34:35,895
And anyone else that management sincerely regrets having omitted,
709
00:34:35,895 --> 00:34:38,331
The angel ball welcomes its favourite angel,
710
00:34:38,331 --> 00:34:41,767
Pittsburgh's own miss divina devore.
711
00:34:54,712 --> 00:34:57,215
Look up there!
712
00:35:28,894 --> 00:35:30,879
Ooh, pittsburgh.
713
00:35:49,146 --> 00:35:51,148
Michael.
714
00:35:51,148 --> 00:35:52,649
May i come in? Well, i...
715
00:35:53,150 --> 00:35:55,151
usually don't undress in front of men i barely know,
716
00:35:55,151 --> 00:35:58,654
But, i your case, i'll make an exception.
717
00:35:58,654 --> 00:36:01,657
How'd it go? Did "angels over pittsburgh"
718
00:36:01,657 --> 00:36:04,160
Make buckets of bucks?
719
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:05,661
Enough to bail them out for a while.
720
00:36:05,661 --> 00:36:06,661
It was great of you to help.
721
00:36:06,661 --> 00:36:08,663
Well, it's the last benefit i'll ever do.
722
00:36:08,663 --> 00:36:09,664
Somehow i doubt that.
723
00:36:10,148 --> 00:36:13,118
Well...
724
00:36:13,118 --> 00:36:15,120
you take care of yourself, michael.
725
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:16,621
It was nice to meet you.
726
00:36:17,122 --> 00:36:18,123
Actually, i have another favour.
727
00:36:18,623 --> 00:36:21,058
Oh, for... heaven's sake,
728
00:36:21,058 --> 00:36:23,561
Haven't we done enough for humanity?
729
00:36:23,561 --> 00:36:27,565
Any more and... and i'll be irritable all week.
730
00:36:27,565 --> 00:36:29,066
It's not charity.
731
00:36:29,066 --> 00:36:32,035
Although you'd be helping me out a lot if you'd look at this.
732
00:36:32,535 --> 00:36:34,971
It's your old high school yearbook.
733
00:36:34,971 --> 00:36:40,960
And this is you.
734
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,962
Oh, my god.
735
00:36:42,962 --> 00:36:45,464
I haven't seen that in 30...
736
00:36:45,464 --> 00:36:47,466
make that 18 years.
737
00:36:47,466 --> 00:36:49,401
Notice any resemblance?
738
00:36:49,885 --> 00:36:52,337
Yeah. It's unmistakable.
739
00:36:52,337 --> 00:36:55,824
I look exactly like tom cruise.
740
00:36:55,824 --> 00:36:58,242
I meant to me.
741
00:36:58,242 --> 00:37:01,746
You.
742
00:37:01,746 --> 00:37:03,748
Well, i appreciate the flattery,
743
00:37:03,748 --> 00:37:06,250
But frankly, no. I don't see it.
744
00:37:06,751 --> 00:37:08,252
How can you miss it?
745
00:37:08,252 --> 00:37:09,753
I mean, the way you looked back then, the way i look now.
746
00:37:09,753 --> 00:37:12,255
I mean, we're practically identical twins.
747
00:37:12,255 --> 00:37:14,191
Well, i suppose if you squint
748
00:37:14,691 --> 00:37:17,194
There's a slight resemblance. But so what?
749
00:37:17,194 --> 00:37:20,197
Here, help me with this zipper.
750
00:37:20,197 --> 00:37:21,697
I asked for a dresser,
751
00:37:22,198 --> 00:37:27,102
And they're too goddamn cheap... are you my father?
752
00:37:27,102 --> 00:37:29,555
This is a fine time to ask.
753
00:37:30,055 --> 00:37:32,057
As you're helping me out of my gown.
754
00:37:32,057 --> 00:37:33,558
You were seeing my mother then.
755
00:37:33,558 --> 00:37:35,560
The timing is exactly right for you to have...
756
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:36,995
knocked her up?
757
00:37:37,495 --> 00:37:40,498
First, i would've had to have gotten it up.
758
00:37:40,498 --> 00:37:43,001
What, you mean, you and she never...
759
00:37:43,001 --> 00:37:45,003
look at me.
760
00:37:45,003 --> 00:37:46,503
Do i look like the kind of guy
761
00:37:46,503 --> 00:37:50,424
Who goes around banging babes?
762
00:37:50,424 --> 00:37:52,860
Your mother was hardly my type.
763
00:37:52,860 --> 00:37:54,862
But you said she was beautiful
764
00:37:54,862 --> 00:37:56,864
And that back then you used to bat for the other team.
765
00:37:57,364 --> 00:37:58,865
Drag queens are notorious liars,
766
00:37:58,865 --> 00:38:01,801
Everyone knows that.
767
00:38:01,801 --> 00:38:04,303
So, what does your mother say?
768
00:38:04,303 --> 00:38:05,304
She says my father
769
00:38:05,304 --> 00:38:07,290
Is this big war hero.
770
00:38:07,290 --> 00:38:10,725
So, why don't you believe that?
771
00:38:10,725 --> 00:38:12,727
Because the story keeps changing, and the...
772
00:38:12,727 --> 00:38:16,231
there's only one picture, and the guy doesn't even look like me.
773
00:38:16,731 --> 00:38:18,733
Look, i'm not making any demands.
774
00:38:18,733 --> 00:38:20,735
I'm not even asking that we stay in touch,
775
00:38:20,735 --> 00:38:26,740
I just want to know the truth.
776
00:38:26,740 --> 00:38:29,243
Michael, may i...
777
00:38:29,243 --> 00:38:35,682
tell you the one truth i've learned in all my years?
778
00:38:35,682 --> 00:38:38,184
The truth...
779
00:38:38,184 --> 00:38:43,606
is what you choose to believe.
780
00:38:43,606 --> 00:38:44,607
When i'm on stage,
781
00:38:44,607 --> 00:38:49,561
People believe i'm divina devore.
782
00:38:49,561 --> 00:38:52,564
Not because i'm a great female impersonator,
783
00:38:52,564 --> 00:38:55,484
But because they want to.
784
00:38:55,484 --> 00:38:57,486
What does it have to do with whether you're my father,
785
00:38:57,486 --> 00:39:00,988
O-Or if my mother lied to me?
786
00:39:01,489 --> 00:39:02,990
Your mother...
787
00:39:02,990 --> 00:39:05,993
gave you something to believe in.
788
00:39:05,993 --> 00:39:07,495
A hero.
789
00:39:07,495 --> 00:39:09,997
A father you could be proud of.
790
00:39:10,498 --> 00:39:14,000
Because she loves you.
791
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:17,003
That's the truth.
792
00:39:17,003 --> 00:39:21,508
Whether you choose to believe it or not...
793
00:39:21,508 --> 00:39:29,014
is up to you.
794
00:39:49,416 --> 00:39:50,417
Still here?
795
00:39:50,417 --> 00:39:53,320
So, how did i do?
796
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:54,821
Not bad...
797
00:39:54,821 --> 00:39:59,743
for your first time.
798
00:39:59,743 --> 00:40:03,195
But, the tips suck.
799
00:40:03,195 --> 00:40:04,697
What were you expecting?
800
00:40:05,197 --> 00:40:08,200
More than i make working at the diner.
801
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:11,137
Well, you need to dance on the bar.
802
00:40:11,137 --> 00:40:12,138
How do i do that?
803
00:40:12,605 --> 00:40:14,572
Look, you gotta work your way up.
804
00:40:14,572 --> 00:40:15,573
Maybe in six months.
805
00:40:16,074 --> 00:40:19,010
Huh, six months?
806
00:40:19,010 --> 00:40:21,963
I need money now to pay for school.
807
00:40:22,464 --> 00:40:30,921
That is a problem.
808
00:40:30,921 --> 00:40:34,341
Tell you what.
809
00:40:34,341 --> 00:40:43,650
You give me some time, i'll give you some time.
810
00:40:43,650 --> 00:40:46,602
No, thanks.
811
00:40:46,602 --> 00:40:49,105
Up to you. Oh, but if you change your mind
812
00:40:49,105 --> 00:40:51,106
And decide you want to make, say...
813
00:40:51,106 --> 00:41:40,685
a couple of thou' a month, let me know.
814
00:42:12,031 --> 00:42:15,000
Still up?
815
00:42:15,501 --> 00:42:20,505
Yeah, i'm doing my homework.
816
00:42:21,005 --> 00:42:22,507
It's late.
817
00:42:22,507 --> 00:42:25,009
I had to talk to the boss.
818
00:42:25,009 --> 00:42:27,512
Mm-Hmm.
819
00:42:28,012 --> 00:42:31,932
He said starting tomorrow i could dance on the bar.
820
00:42:31,932 --> 00:42:34,435
After only one night?
821
00:42:34,435 --> 00:42:53,820
I told you i can take care of myself.
822
00:42:53,820 --> 00:43:07,231
Yeah, i guess you can.
823
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:18,192
Ma, what are you doing up so late?
824
00:43:18,692 --> 00:43:21,194
Um... couldn't sleep.
825
00:43:21,194 --> 00:43:23,146
What about you?
826
00:43:23,146 --> 00:43:26,082
Same.
827
00:43:26,082 --> 00:43:29,068
I came to return this.
828
00:43:29,569 --> 00:43:32,004
You can have it.
829
00:43:32,004 --> 00:43:34,006
What are you doing?
830
00:43:34,490 --> 00:43:35,457
Just putting things away,
831
00:43:35,958 --> 00:43:37,459
Making room.
832
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:39,962
Something i should've done a long time ago.
833
00:43:39,962 --> 00:43:42,381
It's dad's shrine.
834
00:43:42,381 --> 00:43:43,832
Yeah, so?
835
00:43:43,832 --> 00:43:46,767
So, you can't just get rid of it.
836
00:43:46,767 --> 00:43:50,271
No need for it now.
837
00:43:50,271 --> 00:43:53,758
What are you talking about?
838
00:43:53,758 --> 00:43:59,146
There's no need to pretend, michael.
839
00:43:59,146 --> 00:44:04,050
The truth is... just like you said.
840
00:44:04,050 --> 00:44:06,520
My father...
841
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:10,489
is lieutenant john michael novotny.
842
00:44:10,489 --> 00:44:17,446
Died in vietnam, april 10th, 1970.
843
00:44:17,446 --> 00:44:19,949
He was killed just two weeks after i was born,
844
00:44:19,949 --> 00:44:22,450
When the jeep he was driving ran over a land mine
845
00:44:22,917 --> 00:44:24,419
While he was carving a path through the jungle
846
00:44:24,919 --> 00:44:30,859
On a mission to save his troops.
847
00:44:30,859 --> 00:44:34,294
Right, ma?
848
00:44:34,294 --> 00:44:37,231
Right.
849
00:44:37,231 --> 00:44:41,235
For which he was posthumously awarded...
850
00:44:41,735 --> 00:44:50,660
the purple heart.
851
00:44:50,660 --> 00:44:54,614
And his last words were...
852
00:44:55,114 --> 00:44:57,617
"tell my son
853
00:44:57,617 --> 00:45:00,118
I love him more...
854
00:45:00,619 --> 00:45:04,072
than life itself...
855
00:45:04,573 --> 00:45:13,547
and i'll always be proud of him."
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