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To judge bruce. And dr. Bobby.
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Congratulations!
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10 years of fidelity.
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Happy anniversary.
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Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary.
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Where's jamie?
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He said he's stuck in surgery.
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I'm sure he's operating...
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with some boy.
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Or at club sodom.
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That awful place?
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Where they dance
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And take drugs.
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And have sex.
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So i've heard.
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It's a shame jamie's allowed himself
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To become a stereotype,
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Instead of a role model for the community.
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Right. Hopefully one day he'll come to his senses and...
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And realize that his... his time could spent
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In so many more productive ways.
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Like joining our gay men's reading group.
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Yes.
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Last week, we read sylvia plath.
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Oh.
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And this week...
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jane austen.
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That's the best anniversary gift we've ever received.
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"Gay as blazes" will be right back.
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Blazethis.
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Brian!
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What did you do that for? Come on.
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You want me to chuck my beer?
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That's my favourite new show.
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The actors are dreamy.
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And "the times" says it's the most honest look
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At gay life ever portrayed on television.
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Well then, where's the sucking?
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And where's the fucking? Jesus,
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Don't you get enough of that at home the whole point of g.A.B.
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Is that it's not all about sex.
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There's more to gay life than that.
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Like, reading sylvia plath.
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I'd sooner kill myself.
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These characters have principles.
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When you have principles,
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You don't need orgasms.
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You have principles when you don't have orgasms.
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I, for one, commend the writers and the producers
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For portraying us as mature and responsible.
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Instead of being promiscuous and narcissistic.
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Welcome to fantasy island.
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Oh, i wish they'd bring that back.
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Even you have to admit,
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It's important that the straight world
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Sees realistic portrayals of us.
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You call that realistic?
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And who gives a flying fuck
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What straight people think?
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Hey, you better watch your mouth
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Now that you're getting the hero award from the centre.
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I didn't do anything.
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You saved justin's life.
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They can keep their golden dildo.
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Hey-Hey-Hey, i expect you
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To be at the awards dinner sunday night.
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Actually... thanks.
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One for you. Sunday? Darn!
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It's suck-O-Rama at the tool shed.
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Oh... very mature, brian.
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Yes, there he goes,
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Our hero.
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We now return to "gay as blazes".
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Oh... shhshh-Shh!
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Ow, ow. Hurting, hurting.
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Did the munchers send you
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To make sure i didn't misbehave?
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No. I thought we could misbehave together.
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I can't. I gotta get back.
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Christ, don't tell me you're actually becoming
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A good example for gay men everywhere.
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No, i'll leave that to "gay as blazes".
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Justin still gets kind of freaky
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When he's on his own too long. Oh, right.
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Well, what about tomorrow?
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Oh, slave tags?
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Kinky.
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They're two uberpasses to comicon.
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Priority access to all events,
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A complete comic book overload!
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One for me and one for you.
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Whoa-Ho, dude!
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The kids at school will, like, puke
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They'll be, like, so jealous.
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I'll take that as a no.
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I'd run away screaming, but it's been a long day.
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All right. Well, sure. Okay.
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I'll see you around sometime.
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The sulking gives you jowls, it's not attractive.
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It's just, we haven't hooked up since i got back.
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I thought this would be a chance, that's all.
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What time tomorrow?
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6:00. Marriott downtown.
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I'll meet you out front.
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You're going and that's final.
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The fuck i am.
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Where the hell are my goddamn car keys?
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And don't think that you can make me change my mind
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By inducing a sugar high
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With a cheap bag of doughnuts.
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Mmm, god, the ones with the sprinkles are good.
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Come to daddy.
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Come on, sonny-Boy.
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We went to a lot of trouble to get them
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To give you that award.
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Well tell them to give it to someone that needs their approval.
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But it's not about approval.
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It's about honouring your bravery, your courage.
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Hey, hon?
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Do you want to try one of the crullers?
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No. I know i left them... right here.
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It's about the $300
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A plate they're charging.
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Ah. It's to raise money for a new daycare programme
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Which, please god, gus will benefit from.
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D'you hear that?
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Daycare.
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Hey, this may be a joke to you,
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But this is important.
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Not just to the community, but to mel and me.
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It's our first year on the committee.
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I'm sorry to fuck with your social climbing.
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You little shit!
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Look. Honey, i can't believe that!
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That's enough sugar.
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Come on, brian.
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You can't blow off an evening in your honour.
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Stand up.
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Listen to me, mister.
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You will show up at the ceremony.
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You will check your pissy attitude at the door,
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And you will behave in a manner befitting a hero.
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Or at least, like you appreciate
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All the love, and support, and hard work
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Your fucking friends have gone to on your fucking behalf.
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Got it? I got it.
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Oh, my god.
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What, you found your keys?
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Ohhh-Ohh...
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oh, my god!
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Sonny-Boy.
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Come to daddy.
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Fuck! Did you see this?
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"The wolf in hero's clothing" by howard bellweather?
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"Is there anyone less deserving
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Of this year's gay and lesbian centre's outstanding award
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For heroism, than brian kinney?"
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"Mr. Kinney is a miserable example
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Of a modern gay stereotype..."
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"Totally promiscuous, completely vain..."
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Well, he's not wrong on that count.
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"He can be found nightly in back rooms and sex clubs."
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"As for the young man he rescued from a violent assault,
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He is, in fact, his 18-Year-Old teenage lover."
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"So while we're led to believe is that you?
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He is a hero, the truth is..."
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"He's a pedophile..."
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"Deserving not our honour..."
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"But our contempt"?
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Who in the fuck
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Is this howard bedwetter?
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Howard bellweather happens to be
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The gay social conscience of pittsburgh.
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I always listen to his radio show.
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I've read every word he's ever written.
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Mmm. Congratulations.
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The centre's giving him their outstanding gay advocate award.
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Yeah well, they oughta give him their outstanding gay asshole award.
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I'm suing the motherfucker.
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Take it easy, brian.
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He said i'm 31.
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I'm 30.
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Is that all you care about?
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He practically called you a child molester.
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Well, who should know better than... you?
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Don't forget, comicon tonight, 6:00 pm.
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Yes? Hi, i, uh...
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i-I'm emmett.
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Th-The agency sent me. The new maid.
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I'm blaine.
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Please, come in.
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Sweetheart?
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Oh. This is my life partner, blair.
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Oh my god!
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You guys are just like bobby and bruce.
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Who?
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You know, "gay as blazes".
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The tv show?
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Oh! We don't watch television.
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I'm usually pouring over medical journals.
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And i'm preparing legal briefs.
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Uh! So wait. So wait; you're a judge,
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And you're a surgeon?
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Uh, lawyer. Dentist.
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Pff! Next thing, you'll be telling me
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You been together for 10 years...
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11.
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And that you never fuck around!
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Oh, um... sorry.
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We believe that monogamy
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Is the foundation of a solid relationship.
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Don't we, sweetheart? Absolutely.
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Oh, that's...
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that's so inspiring.
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Um...
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it's going to be a real privilege to, uh...
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to work for two distinguished gentlemen like yourselves.
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So...
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where would you like me to start?
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Wait! Wait!
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W-W-What? I'm... i'm a naked maid. Didn't they...
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tell you, the agency?
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Yes, but, um, that won't be necessary.
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Wh... -You see,
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Even though some members of our community
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Find it titillating to sexualize even domestic work,
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We prefer you keep your pants on.
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We'll pay you the same fee, of course.
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It's just our small way of bringing a little dignity
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To our community.
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Our last maid got a ph.D.
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S... really? Huh!
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Well, if it's not one communicable disease, it's another.
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So, um...
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so, ah, w-Which way is the designer kitchen?
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This way.
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Do you think sex will be this good after we're married?
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No.
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That's why we have to have as...
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much as we can now.
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Fuck me.
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Ah, shit.
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Who is that?
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Coming.
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The vibrator!
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Huh? Oh.
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Catch it.
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Tannis... phillip,
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What a surprise. Shit. Shit!
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The awards committee is in crisis.
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We have to talk.
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Honey, you'll never guess who's here.
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Oh, tannis! Philip!
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What a surprise, have a seat.
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So, you were saying we have a problem?
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Have you read howard bellweather's article?
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If our corporate sponsors
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Hear that we're giving brian kinney an award,
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They will cut us off.
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We'll lose our support, our funding...
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do you hear a buzzing?
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Oh no, i... uh, the baby monitor's on the fritz.
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Sounds like it's coming from...
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oh! God!
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Oh. Euw!
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There it is.
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Did you know, um...
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vibration in the soil
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Produces ionization, which in turn,
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Stimulates growth, causing the petals to open?
272
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It's...
273
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this is a completely unfair
274
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And dishonest attack. Justin taylor's a college student.
275
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Uh... their relationship
276
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Is legal, consensual and very loving.
277
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Besides, the award is for brian's courage,
278
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Not his sexual conduct.
279
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Tell that to our benefactors.
280
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The scent of a scandal could send them packing,
281
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Along with their clutch purses.
282
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That is why you two
283
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Have got to get kinney to decline it.
284
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Do you have any idea what we had to go through
285
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To get him to accept it?
286
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Well then, it shouldn't be a problem, should it?
287
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Oh.
288
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He stood me up.
289
00:13:06,228 --> 00:13:07,730
No!
290
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He promised he'd be there.
291
00:13:08,732 --> 00:13:10,585
I bought uber-Passes and everything.
292
00:13:10,585 --> 00:13:12,237
Well, i hate to say this, michael,
293
00:13:12,237 --> 00:13:14,273
But maybe you and he are...
294
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drifting apart.
295
00:13:16,410 --> 00:13:18,479
Honey, it happens to the closest of friends.
296
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So, how about coming...
297
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Ahh... with me
298
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To the bellweather book signing?
299
00:13:23,888 --> 00:13:25,691
After what he wrote about brian?
300
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Brian's hardly a hero.
301
00:13:27,410 --> 00:13:29,430
God, teddy! When did you become such a prude?
302
00:13:29,430 --> 00:13:31,149
Since he lost his job, whacking off.
303
00:13:31,149 --> 00:13:33,669
I'm not a prude. And i wasn't whack...
304
00:13:33,669 --> 00:13:34,471
I-I... just... i...
305
00:13:34,871 --> 00:13:36,474
i happen to think he might have a point.
306
00:13:36,975 --> 00:13:38,477
Well, i don't think any of us are in a position to judge,
307
00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:40,179
Considering some of the things that we've done.
308
00:13:40,179 --> 00:13:41,381
I have nothing to be ashamed of.
309
00:13:41,782 --> 00:13:43,217
Oh, i could remind you of a few.
310
00:13:43,217 --> 00:13:45,287
Ohh-Ho... gotta go!
311
00:13:45,287 --> 00:13:48,157
Yep, me too. I'm ironing my boss' pants.
312
00:13:48,157 --> 00:13:50,562
Aren't you the one that's supposed to be bare-Assed?
313
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I'll have you know
314
00:13:51,546 --> 00:13:53,383
They prefer me to keep my clothes on.
315
00:13:53,383 --> 00:13:54,885
Are you sure they're gay?
316
00:13:54,885 --> 00:13:56,838
Ah, not only are they gay,
317
00:13:56,838 --> 00:13:58,841
They're the most decent people i've ever met.
318
00:13:59,242 --> 00:14:02,613
So the next time you see brian, if you ever do,
319
00:14:02,613 --> 00:14:04,216
You can tell him he's wrong.
320
00:14:04,216 --> 00:14:06,619
Those people on "gay as blazes" do exist.
321
00:14:15,583 --> 00:14:18,053
Hey. Oh! Huh, hi.
322
00:14:18,053 --> 00:14:19,556
Ah, blaine called.
323
00:14:19,556 --> 00:14:22,059
He's, uh, doing some extra pro bono work
324
00:14:22,059 --> 00:14:24,563
At the gay homeless shelter
325
00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:28,002
And you're due at the gay harvard graduates' luncheon.
326
00:14:28,002 --> 00:14:32,009
I'll have this done in a... in a jiff.
327
00:14:32,009 --> 00:14:34,012
You're doing a wonderful job, emmett.
328
00:14:34,012 --> 00:14:35,513
Thank you.
329
00:14:36,014 --> 00:14:37,016
It's just, well...
330
00:14:37,516 --> 00:14:38,518
seeing you two has...
331
00:14:38,518 --> 00:14:40,521
has really inspired me to, uh,
332
00:14:40,521 --> 00:14:44,526
T-To strive, to achieve, to better myself.
333
00:14:45,028 --> 00:14:46,030
That's a great compliment.
334
00:14:46,030 --> 00:14:48,533
Well, if there's anything else i can do,
335
00:14:49,034 --> 00:14:51,038
You let me know. Okay.
336
00:14:51,038 --> 00:14:52,522
Oh, for pete sake!
337
00:14:52,522 --> 00:14:56,980
Let me.
338
00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,982
Oops! Dropped your towel.
339
00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:00,919
Yeah, darn. I know.
340
00:15:00,919 --> 00:15:13,304
Do you think you could get that for me?
341
00:15:13,304 --> 00:15:16,809
I'm really grateful.
342
00:15:16,809 --> 00:15:30,229
I... i see that.
343
00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:31,231
Oh... oh sorry.
344
00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:41,430
It's okay. Don't worry about it.
345
00:15:41,430 --> 00:15:43,433
Keep it up, sunshine.
346
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The good work, that is.
347
00:15:45,436 --> 00:15:46,404
Isn't he something?
348
00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:48,891
Mm, mother's little helper.
349
00:15:48,891 --> 00:15:50,377
Mother's little helper is valium.
350
00:15:50,877 --> 00:15:51,828
Huh?
351
00:15:52,296 --> 00:15:54,299
It's a drug reference from a rolling stones song.
352
00:15:54,299 --> 00:15:56,236
I know the song, thank you.
353
00:15:56,236 --> 00:15:58,239
I was listening to it before you were fucking born.
354
00:15:58,239 --> 00:16:01,092
Ancient history.
355
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:08,538
Okay, what'd he do this time?
356
00:16:08,538 --> 00:16:09,989
Who?
357
00:16:09,989 --> 00:16:16,833
"Who". Is there anyone else?
358
00:16:16,833 --> 00:16:19,337
He was supposed to meet me at the comic convention and...
359
00:16:19,337 --> 00:16:22,726
i'm biting my tongue so hard i'm tasting blood.
360
00:16:22,726 --> 00:16:30,654
So just say it, you will anyway.
361
00:16:31,155 --> 00:16:32,157
Why must your happiness
362
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:34,660
Always depend on someone else?
363
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:37,648
First brian, then david. Now back to brian.
364
00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:40,519
You finished? I haven't even started.
365
00:16:41,019 --> 00:16:42,021
If you came back here 'cause you thought
366
00:16:42,021 --> 00:16:44,024
Brian was missing you as bad as you were missing him,
367
00:16:44,024 --> 00:16:45,527
You fucked up big time.
368
00:16:45,527 --> 00:16:46,979
That's not why i came back.
369
00:16:46,979 --> 00:16:49,350
He has a life of his own.
370
00:16:49,350 --> 00:16:53,222
Which is more than i can say about you.
371
00:16:53,222 --> 00:16:54,724
And even though you're not gonna like me saying this...
372
00:16:54,724 --> 00:16:58,663
i'm sure of that.
373
00:16:58,663 --> 00:17:03,053
I think he actually might love this kid.
374
00:17:03,053 --> 00:17:04,539
As much as he can.
375
00:17:04,539 --> 00:17:07,928
That doesn't matter.
376
00:17:07,928 --> 00:17:08,912
We're still friends.
377
00:17:08,912 --> 00:17:12,918
At least i thought we were.
378
00:17:12,918 --> 00:17:22,349
That wasn't supposed to change.
379
00:17:22,349 --> 00:17:24,786
Well, one minute i'm starching his collar,
380
00:17:25,286 --> 00:17:27,791
The next minute i'm sucking his cock.
381
00:17:27,791 --> 00:17:30,795
Single-Handedly i-I've destroyed 11 years of fidelity.
382
00:17:30,795 --> 00:17:31,796
That's what i've done.
383
00:17:32,297 --> 00:17:33,299
I'm scum.
384
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:34,801
No, i'm worse than scum.
385
00:17:34,801 --> 00:17:37,305
Uh, what's worse than scum?
386
00:17:37,305 --> 00:17:38,807
We've all been around long enough to know
387
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:40,811
That nobody does anything they don't want to do.
388
00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:42,312
This blair sounds like no angel.
389
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:46,318
Pfft. He was. Now he's fallen.
390
00:17:46,318 --> 00:17:49,323
Oh, i'm... i'm the snake in the garden of eden,
391
00:17:49,323 --> 00:17:51,326
That's what i am. Stop blaming yourself!
392
00:17:51,326 --> 00:17:53,329
No, start blaming yourself.
393
00:17:53,329 --> 00:17:54,331
You know, it wouldn't have happened
394
00:17:54,832 --> 00:17:55,833
If you could keep your mind off of sex
395
00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:57,836
Long enough to think about something else.
396
00:17:58,336 --> 00:17:59,789
Like what?
397
00:17:59,789 --> 00:18:01,792
Like going to a museum.
398
00:18:01,792 --> 00:18:04,213
Or reading a book.
399
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:05,214
A book?
400
00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:08,218
Yeah, it's got pages. Little...
401
00:18:08,218 --> 00:18:10,221
Words on it. You know, cover.
402
00:18:10,221 --> 00:18:12,725
Allegedly it improves the mind and... oh!
403
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,728
Hey, here, they happen to sell them right here.
404
00:18:14,728 --> 00:18:16,231
Anybody care to join me?
405
00:18:16,731 --> 00:18:20,737
No. You keep your hero, i'll stick to captain astro.
406
00:18:21,239 --> 00:18:23,692
Oh, my god. I've got to go make dinner
407
00:18:23,692 --> 00:18:26,196
For blaine and blair.
408
00:18:26,696 --> 00:18:28,164
How am i going to face them? What am i going to say?
409
00:18:28,666 --> 00:18:31,671
Don't say anything.
410
00:18:31,671 --> 00:18:37,663
And for god's sake, don't let it happen again.
411
00:18:43,038 --> 00:18:45,542
Ow. Sorry.
412
00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:47,511
It's okay. Want to go back?
413
00:18:47,511 --> 00:18:48,980
No.
414
00:18:48,980 --> 00:18:52,418
Sure? Yeah.
415
00:18:52,418 --> 00:18:54,823
Look, no hands.
416
00:18:54,823 --> 00:18:57,276
Hey! Fucker.
417
00:18:57,276 --> 00:18:58,711
It's okay, it's okay. It's okay.
418
00:18:58,711 --> 00:19:02,217
It's okay. It's just an accident.
419
00:19:02,217 --> 00:19:15,620
Don't let it throw you.
420
00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:19,092
Thank you.
421
00:19:19,092 --> 00:19:23,599
Mr. Bellweather, i am so, so validated
422
00:19:23,599 --> 00:19:27,104
By what you write. You are a font
423
00:19:27,104 --> 00:19:30,059
Of inspiration and wisdom. Hah.
424
00:19:30,059 --> 00:19:33,597
A font? Well, how kind.
425
00:19:33,597 --> 00:19:34,599
And you are?
426
00:19:36,536 --> 00:19:39,474
I'm ted. Yeah?
427
00:19:39,474 --> 00:19:42,479
Uh, ted, uh, ted schmidt.
428
00:19:42,479 --> 00:19:45,432
Uh, it's, uh, s-C-H-M...
429
00:19:45,432 --> 00:19:46,433
sign this.
430
00:19:46,433 --> 00:19:47,903
"To brian kinney,
431
00:19:48,403 --> 00:19:50,841
Please accept my apologies for what i wrote about you.
432
00:19:51,340 --> 00:19:52,793
I'm a sucking sack of shit.
433
00:19:52,793 --> 00:19:54,296
Love and luck, howie."
434
00:19:54,296 --> 00:19:55,247
Oh, god.
435
00:19:55,247 --> 00:19:56,198
I take it you are...
436
00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:58,603
his teenage lover.
437
00:19:58,603 --> 00:20:00,071
Well.
438
00:20:00,571 --> 00:20:03,426
It's a pleasure to meet such a bright, brave young man.
439
00:20:03,426 --> 00:20:04,929
If anyone deserves an award for heroism, it's you.
440
00:20:05,429 --> 00:20:06,932
You had no right to say those things.
441
00:20:06,932 --> 00:20:08,868
On the contrary, it was my obligation.
442
00:20:08,868 --> 00:20:10,820
He saved my life.
443
00:20:10,820 --> 00:20:14,209
He's also stolen part of it.
444
00:20:14,693 --> 00:20:15,194
Your innocence,
445
00:20:15,678 --> 00:20:18,064
Your youth.
446
00:20:18,064 --> 00:20:22,454
One day you'll see he's hurt you as much as your attacker.
447
00:20:23,907 --> 00:20:29,398
Come on, brian.
448
00:20:29,900 --> 00:20:31,335
By the way...
449
00:20:31,335 --> 00:20:33,338
i'm 30.
450
00:20:41,684 --> 00:20:44,688
Thank you, that's great.
451
00:20:44,688 --> 00:20:47,660
Emmett?
452
00:20:47,660 --> 00:20:49,646
You didn't tell me.
453
00:20:50,147 --> 00:20:51,149
Tell you what?
454
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,122
That you could cook.
455
00:20:56,624 --> 00:20:58,125
Smells fantastic.
456
00:20:58,125 --> 00:21:02,131
Oh-H, it's... just a littlesauce piquante.
457
00:21:02,131 --> 00:21:04,134
For the fish.
458
00:21:04,134 --> 00:21:08,090
Hmm. Blair'll be sorry he missed this.
459
00:21:08,090 --> 00:21:11,095
He's, uh... h-He's not here?
460
00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:12,597
It's his night to read
461
00:21:12,597 --> 00:21:16,603
To the visually impaired gay seniors group.
462
00:21:16,603 --> 00:21:21,611
Well, i'll just, uh, i'll just set the table for one, then.
463
00:21:21,611 --> 00:21:25,116
Why don't you eat with me?
464
00:21:25,116 --> 00:21:30,124
I hate dining alone.
465
00:21:30,124 --> 00:21:32,628
All right.
466
00:21:32,628 --> 00:21:34,631
Mind if i have a taste?
467
00:21:34,631 --> 00:21:41,642
Ah, here. Let me.
468
00:21:41,642 --> 00:21:42,643
Mmm.
469
00:21:42,643 --> 00:21:44,646
Oh! Oh-Ho.
470
00:21:44,646 --> 00:21:46,582
Got some on your pants.
471
00:21:46,582 --> 00:21:49,587
Better... better get that out before it... stains.
472
00:21:49,587 --> 00:21:51,089
I'll take my pants off.
473
00:21:51,089 --> 00:21:52,524
No-No-No! No.
474
00:21:52,524 --> 00:21:54,528
Don't do that. Yeah, w-We'll just...
475
00:21:55,028 --> 00:21:57,515
we'll just do it this way.
476
00:21:57,515 --> 00:21:58,517
You know, on second thought,
477
00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:00,019
Maybe you... no-No-No-No.
478
00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:03,491
Go ahead. You're doing just fine.
479
00:22:03,491 --> 00:22:08,498
But... you'd better rub harder.
480
00:22:08,498 --> 00:22:10,501
Yeah, uh...
481
00:22:10,501 --> 00:22:12,005
been to any museums?
482
00:22:13,957 --> 00:22:21,919
Read any good books... lately?
483
00:22:21,919 --> 00:22:23,388
Ohh-H.
484
00:22:23,388 --> 00:22:27,845
Look what i've done.
485
00:22:27,845 --> 00:22:31,350
Forgive me, father.
486
00:22:36,791 --> 00:22:38,795
Chateau foutre, '90.
487
00:22:39,295 --> 00:22:41,299
It's a very good year.
488
00:22:41,799 --> 00:22:43,802
Black angus.
489
00:22:43,802 --> 00:22:47,307
So blue it moos.
490
00:22:48,743 --> 00:22:50,729
Wait till you see what's for dessert.
491
00:22:51,230 --> 00:22:54,668
Death by chocolate.
492
00:22:54,668 --> 00:22:55,670
Is there any other way to go?
493
00:22:56,154 --> 00:22:57,155
And just when you thought
494
00:22:57,155 --> 00:23:01,662
It couldn't get any better...
495
00:23:01,662 --> 00:23:05,168
oh, yeah.
496
00:23:15,417 --> 00:23:17,353
Maybe there is more to life than sex.
497
00:23:18,722 --> 00:23:20,191
Fine food,
498
00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:22,678
Fine wine,
499
00:23:22,678 --> 00:23:23,679
Fine cigar.
500
00:23:25,097 --> 00:23:26,533
What do you want?
501
00:23:26,533 --> 00:23:29,538
You're so cynical you can't appreciate a little tlc?
502
00:23:31,541 --> 00:23:37,917
From lesbian lucy and ethel?
503
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:42,324
Spill it.
504
00:23:42,324 --> 00:23:43,826
You know the award from the centre?
505
00:23:43,826 --> 00:23:45,745
The one you never wanted anyway?
506
00:23:46,246 --> 00:23:47,749
What about it?
507
00:23:47,749 --> 00:23:49,718
Well, guess what? You don't have to accept it.
508
00:23:49,718 --> 00:23:51,171
Ah-Ha. I don't?
509
00:23:51,171 --> 00:23:54,091
We explained to them that you didn't feel comfortable
510
00:23:54,091 --> 00:23:56,596
With public attention, so they said all you have to do
511
00:23:56,596 --> 00:23:58,098
Is say, "thanks anyway, but no thanks"
512
00:23:58,599 --> 00:24:00,552
And the whole thing will just go away.
513
00:24:00,552 --> 00:24:02,054
Isn't that great?
514
00:24:02,054 --> 00:24:04,057
You don't have to prepare a speech, you don't have to wear a tux.
515
00:24:04,057 --> 00:24:07,496
Nothing!
516
00:24:07,496 --> 00:24:09,966
That's great. Yeah.
517
00:24:09,966 --> 00:24:15,358
What's therealreason?
518
00:24:15,358 --> 00:24:17,360
Could it be they read howard bellweather's bullshit
519
00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:19,864
And now they're afraid that if they honour me
520
00:24:19,864 --> 00:24:22,818
They'll tarnish their spotless image?
521
00:24:22,818 --> 00:24:24,322
Or even worse,
522
00:24:24,322 --> 00:24:28,261
Lose their precious corporate sponsors?
523
00:24:28,261 --> 00:24:30,263
And now they want me to spare them the embarrassment.
524
00:24:31,765 --> 00:24:33,218
Guess what?
525
00:24:33,218 --> 00:24:35,221
I'm not doing them any favours.
526
00:24:35,221 --> 00:24:37,123
Oh, come on, brian. You didn't even want it.
527
00:24:37,123 --> 00:24:39,060
We practically had to force-Feed it to you.
528
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,563
That was before i realized...
529
00:24:41,563 --> 00:24:43,065
what an honour it would be
530
00:24:43,065 --> 00:24:47,055
To be recognized by such a fine, upstanding organization.
531
00:24:47,055 --> 00:24:49,008
I've even...
532
00:24:49,008 --> 00:24:52,948
started working on my acceptance speech, in fact.
533
00:24:53,448 --> 00:24:55,868
Want to hear it? God!
534
00:24:58,873 --> 00:25:01,878
Greetings and welcome all you...
535
00:25:01,878 --> 00:25:04,382
sexually challenged,
536
00:25:04,382 --> 00:25:08,388
Transmogrified, bi-Polar whateverthe-Fuck-You-Ares...
537
00:25:12,394 --> 00:25:16,283
hey, boys!
538
00:25:16,283 --> 00:25:18,286
Hi, honey.
539
00:25:18,286 --> 00:25:20,773
Hi, teddy.
540
00:25:20,773 --> 00:25:22,175
Excuse me,
541
00:25:22,175 --> 00:25:24,679
But i believe these seats are reserved for the living.
542
00:25:24,679 --> 00:25:28,134
Ma, do you have to sit here?
543
00:25:28,134 --> 00:25:30,637
Well, i don't see a sign that says "reserved for brian".
544
00:25:30,637 --> 00:25:33,024
I told you. I know.
545
00:25:33,526 --> 00:25:34,528
I know you're uncomfortable
546
00:25:34,528 --> 00:25:36,981
Hanging out in gay bars with your mother.
547
00:25:36,981 --> 00:25:38,483
But look at it this way.
548
00:25:38,483 --> 00:25:39,985
If you meet somebody nice,
549
00:25:40,487 --> 00:25:41,988
You won't have to bring him home to meet me,
550
00:25:41,988 --> 00:25:43,491
'Cause i'm already here.
551
00:25:45,444 --> 00:25:47,447
I'm not meeting anybody.
552
00:25:47,447 --> 00:25:48,948
Oh. With an attitude like that
553
00:25:48,948 --> 00:25:50,902
You sure as hell won't.
554
00:25:51,403 --> 00:25:53,406
You two stickin-The-Muds have got to go have some fun!
555
00:25:53,907 --> 00:25:56,411
Come on. Go dancing, huh?
556
00:25:56,411 --> 00:25:57,863
Go get laid.
557
00:25:57,863 --> 00:26:01,368
What kind of mindless palliative is that for existential angst?
558
00:26:01,368 --> 00:26:02,770
Say what?
559
00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:04,706
A damn good one.
560
00:26:04,706 --> 00:26:06,158
You know, before you turn around,
561
00:26:06,158 --> 00:26:07,661
You guys'll be our age.
562
00:26:07,661 --> 00:26:09,097
God, don't remind me.
563
00:26:09,097 --> 00:26:11,032
And you'll regret every night you didn't go out
564
00:26:11,032 --> 00:26:12,535
And grab a little life.
565
00:26:12,535 --> 00:26:14,487
Not to mention a little ass.
566
00:26:19,311 --> 00:26:21,816
Well...
567
00:26:21,816 --> 00:26:23,818
i did see an invitation on hotpitts.Com
568
00:26:24,319 --> 00:26:25,755
To a b.B. Party.
569
00:26:25,755 --> 00:26:27,740
I thought you swore off the internet.
570
00:26:27,740 --> 00:26:29,209
It was a site i forgot to delete.
571
00:26:29,209 --> 00:26:31,647
A b.B. Party?
572
00:26:31,647 --> 00:26:33,116
It stands for body-Builders.
573
00:26:33,116 --> 00:26:34,601
Mm.
574
00:26:34,601 --> 00:26:37,556
God, i just love rock-Hard pecs and... rippled abs.
575
00:26:37,556 --> 00:26:41,445
God, mom, you are such afag.
576
00:26:41,445 --> 00:26:44,901
Yeah, it puts the rest of us to shame.
577
00:26:45,334 --> 00:26:55,650
Well, what are you waiting for?
578
00:27:05,164 --> 00:27:07,669
Oh, yeah. I'll get a drink first, thanks.
579
00:27:19,035 --> 00:27:20,538
Whoa! Hah.
580
00:27:20,538 --> 00:27:23,042
Some party, huh?
581
00:27:23,042 --> 00:27:26,547
This isn't a party. This is an orgy.
582
00:27:26,547 --> 00:27:27,481
Yeah.
583
00:27:27,481 --> 00:27:29,968
Hi.
584
00:27:30,469 --> 00:27:30,970
Hi.
585
00:27:31,471 --> 00:27:32,940
Uh...
586
00:27:32,940 --> 00:27:35,443
boy, if brian only knew what he was missing.
587
00:27:35,443 --> 00:27:36,445
Fuck brian.
588
00:27:49,464 --> 00:27:50,967
Oh, my god! Do you know who that is?
589
00:27:50,967 --> 00:27:52,970
Don't point.
590
00:27:52,970 --> 00:27:56,425
That's howard bellweather.
591
00:27:56,425 --> 00:27:57,927
He doesn't have a very good body.
592
00:27:58,411 --> 00:28:03,786
Course not, he's a writer.
593
00:28:03,786 --> 00:28:06,741
These guys don't look much like bodybuilders to me.
594
00:28:06,741 --> 00:28:08,676
They certainly are getting a work-Out.
595
00:28:08,676 --> 00:28:12,183
That's not all that's wrong with this picture.
596
00:28:12,183 --> 00:28:13,684
Something's missing.
597
00:28:14,186 --> 00:28:18,575
Hors d'oeuvres?
598
00:28:18,575 --> 00:28:20,078
Condoms.
599
00:28:20,078 --> 00:28:25,052
No one's using condoms.
600
00:28:25,502 --> 00:28:27,006
Including howard bellweather.
601
00:28:27,006 --> 00:28:28,007
Shh!
602
00:28:29,992 --> 00:28:32,496
Holy shit, i don't think b.B. Stands for body-Builders.
603
00:28:32,997 --> 00:28:35,500
I think it stands for... bare-Backing.
604
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:56,834
We're not giving brian kinney an award!
605
00:28:56,834 --> 00:29:01,791
How do you turn this fucking thing off?
606
00:29:05,780 --> 00:29:07,783
Our mistake was sending committee neophytes
607
00:29:08,284 --> 00:29:10,287
To do co-Chair work in the first place. Fems.
608
00:29:10,287 --> 00:29:12,289
If kinney insists on accepting the award,
609
00:29:12,289 --> 00:29:14,727
We have no other choice but to refuse to give it to him.
610
00:29:14,727 --> 00:29:16,163
I wouldn't do that if i were you.
611
00:29:16,163 --> 00:29:17,097
Excuse me?
612
00:29:17,097 --> 00:29:19,067
Honey, i... if you take it away now,
613
00:29:19,067 --> 00:29:21,003
You'll be in breach of promise
614
00:29:21,504 --> 00:29:22,005
And he'll take action.
615
00:29:22,506 --> 00:29:23,440
What kind of action?
616
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:24,942
Legal action.
617
00:29:24,942 --> 00:29:27,446
Are you suggesting he'd sue?
618
00:29:27,446 --> 00:29:29,449
"Non-Profit" will take on a whole new meaning
619
00:29:29,449 --> 00:29:30,901
When he's through with you.
620
00:29:30,901 --> 00:29:33,405
Is this true?
621
00:29:33,405 --> 00:29:35,909
If he wanted to, he could drag us to court.
622
00:29:35,909 --> 00:29:37,411
But... that would be financially ruinous,
623
00:29:37,411 --> 00:29:38,913
Not to mention the humiliation.
624
00:29:39,414 --> 00:29:40,900
We'd be run off the board!
625
00:29:40,900 --> 00:29:43,821
As your counsel, my professional advice
626
00:29:43,821 --> 00:29:50,247
Is to just give him the fucking award.
627
00:29:50,247 --> 00:29:52,200
Well, you can congratulate mr. Kinney
628
00:29:52,200 --> 00:30:00,096
On adding blackmail to his long list of accomplishments.
629
00:30:00,096 --> 00:30:01,098
Straighten that banner!
630
00:30:01,597 --> 00:30:03,101
Breach of promise?
631
00:30:03,101 --> 00:30:04,602
Where'd that come from?
632
00:30:04,602 --> 00:30:06,605
Hey, you fuck a lawyer, you pick up a few things.
633
00:30:25,067 --> 00:30:26,568
That smug,
634
00:30:26,568 --> 00:30:28,556
Sanctimonious, hypocritical...
635
00:30:28,556 --> 00:30:30,057
who the fuck does he think he is,
636
00:30:30,057 --> 00:30:31,059
Judging everybody's behaviour?
637
00:30:31,059 --> 00:30:32,995
Especially brian's.
638
00:30:32,995 --> 00:30:35,466
To think i just spent 25 bucks on his new book.
639
00:30:35,950 --> 00:30:37,452
Maybe he'll use the money to buy rubbers.
640
00:30:37,452 --> 00:30:39,371
Is there no such thing as decency left?
641
00:30:39,371 --> 00:30:41,342
There was.
642
00:30:41,342 --> 00:30:43,345
Once upon a time...
643
00:30:43,846 --> 00:30:44,847
until i came along.
644
00:30:45,330 --> 00:30:46,299
Don't tell me.
645
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:47,717
You did the other one?
646
00:30:47,717 --> 00:30:49,204
I couldn't help myself!
647
00:30:49,688 --> 00:30:50,689
What about them?
648
00:30:51,189 --> 00:30:52,191
You said they were a happily committed couple.
649
00:30:52,191 --> 00:30:54,178
It's not their fault.
650
00:30:54,178 --> 00:30:58,184
Obviously, up against my powers of seduction,
651
00:30:58,684 --> 00:31:01,589
They didn't stand a chance.
652
00:31:01,589 --> 00:31:03,992
I'm gonna go.
653
00:31:03,992 --> 00:31:05,495
Oh, hey!
654
00:31:05,995 --> 00:31:07,882
It's just the man i've been looking for.
655
00:31:07,882 --> 00:31:10,385
Want to dance?
656
00:31:10,385 --> 00:31:12,356
I don't feel like it. Come on.
657
00:31:12,356 --> 00:31:14,308
I said i don't want to.
658
00:31:14,308 --> 00:31:16,311
What's the matter with you?
659
00:31:16,311 --> 00:31:17,813
You wouldn't understand.
660
00:31:17,813 --> 00:31:20,318
And if you did, you wouldn't care.
661
00:31:23,790 --> 00:31:27,729
Fine.
662
00:31:27,729 --> 00:31:31,684
The convention, asshole, you were supposed to meet me!
663
00:31:32,184 --> 00:31:34,639
Is that all?
664
00:31:35,089 --> 00:31:35,590
Yeah, that's all.
665
00:31:36,090 --> 00:31:37,042
I'm sorry,
666
00:31:37,042 --> 00:31:38,027
I got tied up.
667
00:31:38,027 --> 00:31:40,481
Actually, hedid.
668
00:31:40,481 --> 00:31:43,418
See, i picked up this cop... i don't want to hear it.
669
00:31:43,418 --> 00:31:46,372
Doesn't matter.
670
00:31:46,372 --> 00:31:47,825
Come on, mikey,
671
00:31:47,825 --> 00:31:50,296
It's a fucking comic book convention, for christ's sake.
672
00:31:50,296 --> 00:31:52,282
Right. That's all it was.
673
00:31:52,282 --> 00:31:53,784
A bunch of geeks wandering around,
674
00:31:54,285 --> 00:31:56,739
Searching for lost pieces of their childhood.
675
00:31:57,222 --> 00:31:59,226
It's pretty pathetic when you think about it.
676
00:31:59,226 --> 00:32:01,229
Only the reason for going wasn't to find
677
00:32:01,229 --> 00:32:05,185
A "green lantern" from 1982.
678
00:32:05,185 --> 00:32:06,687
It was for us to be together
679
00:32:06,687 --> 00:32:08,189
The way we used to be.
680
00:32:08,189 --> 00:32:09,692
Before i ran off with david,
681
00:32:09,692 --> 00:32:11,128
Before...
682
00:32:11,128 --> 00:32:14,549
before justin got hurt.
683
00:32:14,549 --> 00:32:20,041
The dynamic duo, reunited once again.
684
00:32:20,542 --> 00:32:24,047
But i guess things don't work out that way.
685
00:32:24,047 --> 00:32:27,052
You know, things go forward instead of backwards, right?
686
00:32:27,052 --> 00:32:29,020
And nothing stays the same,
687
00:32:29,522 --> 00:32:33,011
So don't trouble yourself.
688
00:32:33,011 --> 00:32:34,997
There's no reason for you to be there with me
689
00:32:34,997 --> 00:32:37,500
And there's no reason for me to expect you to be.
690
00:32:58,382 --> 00:33:01,888
I'm, um, i-I'm very sorry to have to tell you this.
691
00:33:01,888 --> 00:33:04,391
Uh, i hope you won't be angry.
692
00:33:04,391 --> 00:33:08,397
But, um, i-I have to give you my notice.
693
00:33:08,397 --> 00:33:09,900
Oh, emmett, no!
694
00:33:09,900 --> 00:33:10,901
Aren't you happy here?
695
00:33:11,402 --> 00:33:12,904
Have we done something to displease you?
696
00:33:12,904 --> 00:33:16,409
Oh, no. No, no. It's... it's not you.
697
00:33:16,409 --> 00:33:17,912
It's me.
698
00:33:18,412 --> 00:33:22,919
I'm unworthy to work for two such fine men.
699
00:33:22,919 --> 00:33:24,421
You mustn't say that.
700
00:33:24,421 --> 00:33:25,924
No one has ever given us service
701
00:33:26,425 --> 00:33:27,426
Quite like you.
702
00:33:27,426 --> 00:33:30,815
Tst. I was afraid you'd say that.
703
00:33:30,815 --> 00:33:32,316
In fact, blair has told me himself
704
00:33:32,316 --> 00:33:35,321
How happy he is with your performance.
705
00:33:35,822 --> 00:33:36,823
Haven't you, blair?
706
00:33:36,823 --> 00:33:39,277
Oh, yes. And blaine has done the same.
707
00:33:39,277 --> 00:33:40,780
Haven't you, sweetheart?
708
00:33:41,264 --> 00:33:42,716
Hmm.
709
00:33:42,716 --> 00:33:47,223
We've never had a more congenial menial.
710
00:33:47,223 --> 00:33:48,724
Ha...
711
00:33:50,228 --> 00:33:52,214
W-W-Wait a minute. Um...
712
00:33:52,214 --> 00:33:54,183
y-You both know?
713
00:33:54,183 --> 00:33:56,686
Of course.
714
00:33:56,686 --> 00:33:59,191
But i... i-I thought...
715
00:33:59,191 --> 00:34:02,696
didn't you say you were completely monogamous?
716
00:34:02,696 --> 00:34:04,132
We are.
717
00:34:04,132 --> 00:34:07,069
But we can all use a little help around the house.
718
00:34:07,069 --> 00:34:09,072
Now, won't you stay?
719
00:34:09,556 --> 00:34:11,058
Mm-Hm.
720
00:34:13,011 --> 00:34:15,015
You know,
721
00:34:15,015 --> 00:34:17,518
I, uh, i... i may be a slut...
722
00:34:19,020 --> 00:34:22,025
but at least i'm an honest slut.
723
00:34:22,025 --> 00:34:24,529
So, uh, so find someone else
724
00:34:24,529 --> 00:34:26,533
To put the starch in your pants.
725
00:34:28,034 --> 00:34:30,037
Right.
726
00:34:51,253 --> 00:34:55,209
Come on, sonny-Boy.
727
00:35:16,474 --> 00:35:24,787
I wasn't sure i could do it. I was.
728
00:35:24,787 --> 00:35:26,289
What's that for?
729
00:35:26,790 --> 00:35:30,295
You know how much i love sex in public places.
730
00:35:30,295 --> 00:35:32,232
Then suck me off.
731
00:35:32,232 --> 00:35:34,235
Right here, right now...
732
00:35:34,235 --> 00:35:36,238
In broad daylight. Wow.
733
00:35:36,238 --> 00:35:39,175
You are recovering nicely.
734
00:35:39,175 --> 00:35:41,112
Bad as new.
735
00:35:41,112 --> 00:35:42,598
Look, one step at a time.
736
00:35:42,598 --> 00:35:45,100
First, we walk back to my place.
737
00:35:45,100 --> 00:35:47,555
Then i suck you off.
738
00:35:47,555 --> 00:35:49,056
I can do it by myself.
739
00:35:49,056 --> 00:35:50,910
You can give yourself head?
740
00:35:50,910 --> 00:35:53,414
No, i can walk back without a chaperone.
741
00:35:53,414 --> 00:35:54,915
You're not trying to lose me, are you?
742
00:35:54,915 --> 00:35:59,423
Mm-Hmm. I'm sick of you always following me around.
743
00:35:59,423 --> 00:36:00,925
Don't you have any friends your own age?
744
00:36:00,925 --> 00:36:04,797
Yeah, but none of them adore me as much you do.
745
00:36:04,797 --> 00:36:08,754
I can think of one that does.
746
00:36:08,754 --> 00:36:10,757
Anyway, you have a big,
747
00:36:10,757 --> 00:36:12,759
Important fundraiser to attend.
748
00:36:12,759 --> 00:36:14,763
Mmm.
749
00:36:14,763 --> 00:36:21,272
You mean a boring, insignificant timewaster to endure.
750
00:36:21,272 --> 00:36:23,275
You're a hero.
751
00:36:23,275 --> 00:36:32,289
No matter what anyone says.
752
00:36:32,790 --> 00:36:37,730
Thank you for the standing ovation.
753
00:36:37,730 --> 00:36:41,170
All right, here goes.
754
00:36:41,170 --> 00:36:42,671
Later.
755
00:36:43,173 --> 00:36:49,649
Later.
756
00:36:49,649 --> 00:36:52,569
Just a reminder that bidding for our silent auction
757
00:36:52,569 --> 00:36:55,040
Will be closing in ten minutes...
758
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:59,547
it's so stuffy in here you need an oxygen mask.
759
00:36:59,547 --> 00:37:02,001
Just keep breathing.
760
00:37:02,001 --> 00:37:03,436
Where the hell is brian?
761
00:37:03,436 --> 00:37:05,873
Fashionably late.
762
00:37:05,873 --> 00:37:08,844
He better get his fashionable ass here.
763
00:37:08,844 --> 00:37:12,783
Our next recipient is a man whose voice
764
00:37:13,284 --> 00:37:15,287
Has been a beacon of truth
765
00:37:15,771 --> 00:37:21,765
In an often stormy sea of moral uncertainty.
766
00:37:21,765 --> 00:37:23,767
A man who has challenged us
767
00:37:23,767 --> 00:37:26,721
To account for our behaviour,
768
00:37:26,721 --> 00:37:29,726
Who's demanded we accept nothing less of ourselves
769
00:37:29,726 --> 00:37:36,202
Than decency and dignity.
770
00:37:36,202 --> 00:37:40,710
This year's outstanding gay advocate award
771
00:37:40,710 --> 00:37:42,712
Goes to mr. Howard...
772
00:37:42,712 --> 00:37:44,715
bellweather!
773
00:37:51,075 --> 00:37:53,044
Yay!
774
00:38:06,948 --> 00:38:09,953
How can we complain of being stereotyped,
775
00:38:09,953 --> 00:38:12,440
Of being marginalized,
776
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:14,945
When it is often members of our own community
777
00:38:14,945 --> 00:38:18,450
Who, through their irresponsible behaviour,
778
00:38:18,450 --> 00:38:21,404
Perpetuate such treatment.
779
00:38:21,404 --> 00:38:25,410
We are our own worst enemy.
780
00:38:25,410 --> 00:38:28,232
And so we must raise ourselves up by our moral...
781
00:38:29,233 --> 00:38:30,168
in conclusion...
782
00:38:30,168 --> 00:38:32,137
did he say "conclusion"?
783
00:38:32,137 --> 00:38:33,122
Shh!
784
00:38:33,122 --> 00:38:35,025
It is up to us
785
00:38:35,025 --> 00:38:37,028
To change the misperception
786
00:38:37,028 --> 00:38:39,515
That gay life is all about sex.
787
00:38:39,515 --> 00:38:40,950
Hear, hear.
788
00:38:40,950 --> 00:38:42,953
This is the gauntlet i throw down to you...
789
00:38:43,921 --> 00:38:47,427
...to prove we are the concerned,
790
00:38:47,427 --> 00:38:53,286
Committed citizens we, in truth, are.
791
00:38:53,787 --> 00:38:54,788
Thank you.
792
00:38:54,788 --> 00:38:56,224
Yay!
793
00:39:10,011 --> 00:39:13,015
I still believe in what he says...
794
00:39:13,015 --> 00:39:14,518
even if i don't believe in him.
795
00:39:23,315 --> 00:39:26,320
Wow.
796
00:39:26,820 --> 00:39:30,826
Our next recipient's name became synonymous with courage
797
00:39:30,826 --> 00:39:36,134
When he intervened in a vicious gaybashing incident,
798
00:39:36,134 --> 00:39:41,141
Saving the young victim's life.
799
00:39:41,141 --> 00:39:45,131
He's a... inspiration to us all.
800
00:39:45,131 --> 00:39:48,569
This year's outstanding gay hero award
801
00:39:48,569 --> 00:39:50,522
Goes to...
802
00:39:50,522 --> 00:39:51,523
brian kinney.
803
00:39:53,944 --> 00:39:55,897
Yes!
804
00:40:00,304 --> 00:40:10,119
Whoo-Hoo-Hoo!
805
00:40:11,554 --> 00:40:14,993
Well, stop standing there and do something.
806
00:40:14,993 --> 00:40:17,997
Is, uh, brian kinney with us tonight?
807
00:40:18,498 --> 00:40:21,436
I can't believe he didn't show.
808
00:40:21,436 --> 00:40:23,439
If only to tell the crowd where to stick it.
809
00:40:23,439 --> 00:40:25,877
And how high.
810
00:40:26,376 --> 00:40:28,880
I think he got his message across.
811
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:32,887
Loud and clear.
812
00:40:41,332 --> 00:40:43,837
Wow, "the invincible iron man" number 49.
813
00:40:43,837 --> 00:40:45,840
This is so amazing.
814
00:40:46,340 --> 00:40:50,346
$500.00? What have you been smoking?
815
00:40:50,346 --> 00:40:52,349
Buy it.
816
00:40:52,349 --> 00:40:54,352
It's a steal.
817
00:40:54,853 --> 00:40:55,854
Aren't you supposed to be somewhere,
818
00:40:55,854 --> 00:40:59,861
Winning some award? Hero of the year?
819
00:40:59,861 --> 00:41:02,364
You want a hero?
820
00:41:02,364 --> 00:41:03,365
Buy a comic book.
821
00:41:06,370 --> 00:41:08,373
Why aren't you accepting your award?
822
00:41:08,373 --> 00:41:10,376
Not that i give a shit.
823
00:41:10,877 --> 00:41:12,880
We had a date.
824
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:15,384
Attention, everyone.
825
00:41:15,384 --> 00:41:18,388
Comicon will be closing in 15 minutes.
826
00:41:18,388 --> 00:41:19,891
You barely made it.
827
00:41:25,883 --> 00:41:29,889
Look, i meant what i said. You didn't have to come.
828
00:41:29,889 --> 00:41:30,891
Things have changed,
829
00:41:30,891 --> 00:41:35,398
We've moved on and it's okay.
830
00:41:35,398 --> 00:41:38,903
No demands, no expectations, no regrets.
831
00:41:41,357 --> 00:41:43,861
Well, as long as i'm here, we might as well have a good time.
832
00:41:48,251 --> 00:41:51,723
Hey.
833
00:41:52,223 --> 00:41:56,196
Let's get a picture.
834
00:41:56,196 --> 00:41:58,198
That's for kids.
835
00:41:58,700 --> 00:42:01,705
Come on, mikey.
836
00:42:01,705 --> 00:42:08,198
It's stupid.
837
00:42:08,698 --> 00:42:11,703
It wasn't stupid when we used to lock ourselves up in your room...
838
00:42:12,203 --> 00:42:13,706
reading "captain astro and galaxy lad"
839
00:42:14,207 --> 00:42:17,645
Wishing we were invincible like them.
840
00:42:17,645 --> 00:42:19,648
And pretending that no earthly force
841
00:42:19,648 --> 00:42:21,617
Could ever separate us, like them.
842
00:42:22,118 --> 00:42:25,123
And swearing that we'd always be there for each other.
843
00:42:25,624 --> 00:42:30,097
Like them.
844
00:42:30,599 --> 00:42:35,022
You remember that?
845
00:42:50,829 --> 00:42:54,834
You don't have to be out on the streets any more, travis.
846
00:42:54,834 --> 00:42:58,306
From now on, you're going to be living here with us.
847
00:42:58,306 --> 00:43:01,177
You're so kind.
848
00:43:01,177 --> 00:43:04,065
I didn't know gay people like you existed.
849
00:43:04,065 --> 00:43:07,021
We're not all sexual predators.
850
00:43:07,021 --> 00:43:09,523
In fact, the only thing we like bound in leather
851
00:43:10,024 --> 00:43:12,979
Is a good 19th century novel.
852
00:43:13,479 --> 00:43:14,983
Huh.
853
00:43:14,983 --> 00:43:18,954
Have you read jane austen?
854
00:43:18,954 --> 00:43:19,956
No.
855
00:43:19,956 --> 00:43:21,892
It's better than sex.
856
00:43:21,892 --> 00:43:22,893
Oh.
857
00:43:22,893 --> 00:43:25,331
Blaze this.
58475
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