Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:56,956 --> 00:01:01,746
And ready, here we go.
Five, four, three, two--
2
00:01:02,236 --> 00:01:04,227
Good evening. Tragedy in Taiwan.
3
00:01:04,396 --> 00:01:07,308
Disaster in Denmark.
Mayhem in Malaysia.
4
00:01:07,476 --> 00:01:09,546
Those stories and more coming up later.
5
00:01:09,716 --> 00:01:12,628
Tonight's lead story:
the computer game phenomenon. . .
6
00:01:12,796 --> 00:01:16,869
. . .distributed by alleged Russian
Mafia leader Konstantine Konali. . .
7
00:01:17,036 --> 00:01:21,985
. . .has taken the world by storm.
Out of the cold climates of Russia. . .
8
00:01:22,156 --> 00:01:24,545
. . .comes the hottest
computer game sensation. . .
9
00:01:24,756 --> 00:01:26,667
. . .simply called ''The Game. '' Ed?
10
00:01:27,716 --> 00:01:31,470
-Ed, what are you doing?
-You gotta try this game. lt's great.
11
00:01:32,356 --> 00:01:34,551
Not now, Ed.
ln the past six months. . .
12
00:01:34,716 --> 00:01:38,550
. . . ''The Game'' has generated
over $ 1 .5 billion in revenue. . .
13
00:01:38,716 --> 00:01:42,994
-. . .breaking all previous records.
-Get him, you miserable bear!
14
00:01:43,156 --> 00:01:46,910
What makes this game stand out?
This is the first time that a video game. . .
15
00:01:47,076 --> 00:01:48,873
. . .has appealed to a youthful. . .
-Ed!
16
00:01:49,036 --> 00:01:50,947
. . .as well as a more sophisticated market.
17
00:01:51,116 --> 00:01:53,914
-Oh, sh--
-''The Game,'' available in cartridges. . .
18
00:01:54,076 --> 00:01:57,193
. . .as well as floppy disks for computer,
has everybody playing.
19
00:01:57,356 --> 00:01:58,869
Take it, Lindsay, take it.
20
00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:03,154
The creator and mass-marketer
of ''The Game'' is Konstantine Konali. . .
21
00:02:03,316 --> 00:02:06,672
-. . .allegedly head of the Russian Mafia.
-No, no, no!
22
00:02:06,836 --> 00:02:09,908
Konali and--
What is he up to in Moscow?
23
00:02:10,076 --> 00:02:11,304
Get your hands off it.
24
00:02:11,476 --> 00:02:14,070
-Get your hands off the game!
-l want that game!
25
00:02:14,516 --> 00:02:18,191
l'm not giving you my game!
Give it to me!
26
00:02:18,356 --> 00:02:20,950
ED: You're through at this station.
LlNDSAY: You're through.
27
00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:53,151
Misha, take care of Skippy.
28
00:02:59,476 --> 00:03:00,989
Ay.
29
00:03:01,156 --> 00:03:03,192
Leonid, Leonid, Leonid.
30
00:03:03,676 --> 00:03:07,988
Enough living in the shadows.
31
00:03:15,236 --> 00:03:16,874
Someday. . .
32
00:03:18,196 --> 00:03:21,950
. . .this will all. . .
33
00:03:22,516 --> 00:03:24,711
. . .be mine!
34
00:03:26,196 --> 00:03:29,711
MAN 1 : This crime problem is out of hand.
MAN 2: Yes, Boris Nikolayevich.
35
00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:31,832
BORlS:
We need help.
36
00:03:31,996 --> 00:03:35,193
MAN: I can recommend a man I met
during the international conference.
37
00:03:35,356 --> 00:03:37,995
I understand he has already
had dealings with Konali...
38
00:03:38,156 --> 00:03:39,475
... when Konali was in America.
39
00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:41,991
l will make this very clear.
40
00:03:42,156 --> 00:03:45,546
Can he help us get Konali?
41
00:03:45,716 --> 00:03:50,585
Yes, Boris Nikolayevich.
He is just the man for the job.
42
00:03:50,756 --> 00:03:53,270
Keep me informed.
43
00:04:14,476 --> 00:04:15,875
Ah.
44
00:04:20,036 --> 00:04:22,027
[CHEERlNG ]
45
00:04:30,476 --> 00:04:31,875
Oh.
46
00:04:33,396 --> 00:04:35,387
There you are, son.
47
00:04:40,316 --> 00:04:41,874
How are the new recruits doing?
48
00:04:42,036 --> 00:04:44,869
lt might be the best class ever,
except for one man.
49
00:04:45,116 --> 00:04:49,109
-He's afraid of heights.
-See what you can do for him.
50
00:04:49,276 --> 00:04:54,509
l find that sometimes the least likely
cadets make the finest police officers.
51
00:04:54,676 --> 00:04:56,712
Commandant Lassard, throw us the ball.
52
00:05:00,236 --> 00:05:01,464
Off the scoreboard. . .
53
00:05:01,996 --> 00:05:04,430
. . .off the floor, off the wall. . .
54
00:05:04,596 --> 00:05:05,870
. . .off the redhead.
55
00:05:06,476 --> 00:05:07,750
Nothing but net.
56
00:05:19,516 --> 00:05:23,475
-Not bad.
-l love this game.
57
00:05:28,156 --> 00:05:29,748
Connors. Where's Connors?
58
00:05:29,956 --> 00:05:32,231
WOMAN:
Thanks, Connors. You fixed it.
59
00:05:34,356 --> 00:05:36,108
That's a classified police file.
60
00:05:36,276 --> 00:05:39,905
''The academy has assembled a special
team for a mission to Moscow. ''
61
00:05:40,076 --> 00:05:42,192
l'd kill for that job.
62
00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:45,428
CONNORS:
Webster's on the list. Why him?
63
00:05:45,596 --> 00:05:47,712
Because he graduated first in our class.
64
00:05:50,316 --> 00:05:52,671
Yeah, well. . .
65
00:05:53,396 --> 00:05:54,795
. . .can he do this?
66
00:05:57,316 --> 00:05:58,635
Yep.
67
00:05:59,476 --> 00:06:00,909
Can he do this?
68
00:06:03,316 --> 00:06:06,274
-Yep.
-That's all l got.
69
00:06:11,836 --> 00:06:13,155
WOMAN:
What are you doing?
70
00:06:13,356 --> 00:06:17,235
-Well, l've never been to Russia.
-Okay, now put it back.
71
00:06:17,396 --> 00:06:19,432
Connors. Sergeant wants you.
72
00:06:20,276 --> 00:06:22,949
-Yeah.
MAN: Now.
73
00:06:32,716 --> 00:06:36,345
l'm so very, very glad to see you.
74
00:06:36,676 --> 00:06:39,713
The Moscow police
have asked us to assist them. . .
75
00:06:39,876 --> 00:06:43,664
-. . .in apprehending Konstantine Konali.
MAN: Russkies?
76
00:06:43,876 --> 00:06:46,470
LASSARD: The godfather of Russian
organized crime.
77
00:06:47,076 --> 00:06:48,589
Men. . . .
78
00:06:50,036 --> 00:06:51,833
Six years ago. . .
79
00:06:51,996 --> 00:06:55,466
. . .Konali helped to establish a branch
of the Russian Mafia here. . .
80
00:06:55,636 --> 00:06:57,866
. . .in our country.
81
00:06:58,036 --> 00:06:59,788
Nearly got him then.
82
00:06:59,956 --> 00:07:04,427
Unfortunately, he slipped through our
fingers and escaped back to Moscow...
83
00:07:04,596 --> 00:07:07,156
... where he continues
his criminal activities...
84
00:07:07,316 --> 00:07:11,992
...aided by his brother Mikhail
and pet snake Skippy.
85
00:07:12,316 --> 00:07:13,715
[TUNlNG RADlO]
86
00:07:13,916 --> 00:07:15,144
SPORTSCASTER:
Home run!
87
00:07:15,316 --> 00:07:20,231
Now we get another chance
to apprehend him.
88
00:07:20,396 --> 00:07:22,387
[SlZZLlNG ]
89
00:07:28,676 --> 00:07:29,950
CADET 1 :
Man, what a wimp.
90
00:07:31,316 --> 00:07:32,715
[BLOWS WHlSTLE]
91
00:07:32,916 --> 00:07:36,113
Connors, get down here.
You're never gonna pass the test.
92
00:07:36,276 --> 00:07:38,710
l've gotta pass. My father was a cop.
93
00:07:38,876 --> 00:07:42,471
His father was a cop.
His father was a horse thief.
94
00:07:42,636 --> 00:07:45,946
-You got vertigo. Let's go.
-Vertigo. Ha!
95
00:07:46,156 --> 00:07:47,509
l don't have vertigo.
96
00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:49,428
CADET 2:
Yo, Connors, you want a doughnut?
97
00:07:52,596 --> 00:07:54,905
CADET 3: Not bad.
COACH: Connors, let's face it.
98
00:07:55,076 --> 00:07:57,829
You don't have what it takes
to be a cop.
99
00:07:57,996 --> 00:08:00,112
Take this to Commandant
Lassard's office.
100
00:08:00,276 --> 00:08:04,155
-He'll sign off on your dismissal papers.
CADET 4: Bummer, dude.
101
00:08:04,316 --> 00:08:05,544
Now, l want you to meet. . .
102
00:08:05,716 --> 00:08:06,944
[KNOCKlNG ]
103
00:08:07,116 --> 00:08:08,834
. . .a new addition to our team.
104
00:08:10,396 --> 00:08:12,227
-You must be Cadet Connors.
-Hi.
105
00:08:12,396 --> 00:08:15,786
l'm very, very impressed by your file.
106
00:08:15,956 --> 00:08:17,708
-Cadet Kyle Connors.
-Mm.
107
00:08:17,876 --> 00:08:20,390
LASSARD:
Top grade average in the class.
108
00:08:20,556 --> 00:08:22,467
CONNORS:
Sir, I have to tell you something.
109
00:08:22,796 --> 00:08:24,912
Congratulations.
110
00:08:25,076 --> 00:08:28,068
Thanks, but l'm not really the man
in that file.
111
00:08:28,236 --> 00:08:30,147
Oh, l know what you mean.
112
00:08:30,316 --> 00:08:34,309
These reports never do give
an accurate picture of who we really are.
113
00:08:34,476 --> 00:08:36,671
-Hm?
-Yes, but--
114
00:08:36,836 --> 00:08:38,110
CONNORS:
Ow!
115
00:08:38,316 --> 00:08:40,272
Ooh!
116
00:08:40,476 --> 00:08:41,704
What the hell is this?
117
00:08:45,916 --> 00:08:47,315
Uh-huh.
118
00:08:47,516 --> 00:08:49,871
Come on, come on. Come on.
119
00:08:54,196 --> 00:08:57,313
-Let's all pull together.
WOMAN: Okay.
120
00:08:59,436 --> 00:09:04,146
Okay, all together, on three!
One, two, three!
121
00:09:08,116 --> 00:09:09,834
MAN: Oh, God.
-Sir!
122
00:09:10,036 --> 00:09:13,915
Ah! Captain Harris, our expert in
surveillance, will be accompanying us.
123
00:09:14,076 --> 00:09:16,544
Team, we're all off to Russia. . .
124
00:09:16,716 --> 00:09:19,674
. . .to kick many, many butt-skis.
125
00:09:32,676 --> 00:09:34,155
[SPEAKS lN RUSSlAN]
126
00:09:41,556 --> 00:09:44,866
Ah, Alexander Nikolaivitch.
127
00:09:51,236 --> 00:09:52,635
[CLEARS THROAT]
128
00:09:53,196 --> 00:09:54,675
Men. . .
129
00:09:55,116 --> 00:10:00,713
. . .this is the honorable Commandant
Alexander Nikolaivitch Rakov.
130
00:10:01,276 --> 00:10:03,585
-Sasha.
-May l say it is an honor. . .
131
00:10:03,756 --> 00:10:06,987
. . .to have the great Commandant
Lassard visiting our country?
132
00:10:07,156 --> 00:10:09,226
-Yes, you may.
-May l kiss you again?
133
00:10:09,396 --> 00:10:11,671
-No, you may not.
-May l escort you inside?
134
00:10:11,836 --> 00:10:13,110
Yes, you may.
135
00:10:14,356 --> 00:10:16,995
lt is really wonderful
to have you here in Russia.
136
00:10:17,156 --> 00:10:19,112
Please say hello to your lovely wife. . .
137
00:10:19,276 --> 00:10:21,426
. . .and tell her l'm sorry
she's not here with you.
138
00:10:21,596 --> 00:10:22,824
[CLEARS THROAT]
139
00:10:22,996 --> 00:10:24,793
Yes. Lieutenant Yuri Talinsky.
140
00:10:24,956 --> 00:10:27,550
Head of our organized crime unit.
141
00:10:28,356 --> 00:10:32,713
Please, don't underestimate
the power of the Russian Mafia. . .
142
00:10:32,876 --> 00:10:35,868
. . .the most sadistic organization
in the world.
143
00:10:36,396 --> 00:10:37,715
Katya.
144
00:10:42,356 --> 00:10:44,472
This is Sergeant Katya Sergei.
145
00:10:44,636 --> 00:10:47,469
She has been handpicked
to be your guide and translator.
146
00:10:47,636 --> 00:10:50,514
Lieutenant Talinsky,
l hold you personally responsible. . .
147
00:10:50,676 --> 00:10:54,510
. . .for the comfort and safety of the
Americans and Commandant Lassard.
148
00:10:54,796 --> 00:10:58,391
-Yes, sir.
-Now, Americans and Russians. . .
149
00:10:58,676 --> 00:11:01,349
. . .we must grab Konali
like the insect that he is. . .
150
00:11:01,516 --> 00:11:03,791
. . .and we must then crush him!
151
00:11:04,596 --> 00:11:06,951
-God.
HARRlS: Make way. Jones. Jones.
152
00:11:07,116 --> 00:11:08,629
-Jones. Make way. Make way.
-Oh!
153
00:11:08,796 --> 00:11:11,469
l am Captain Thaddeus Harris
and in this case. . .
154
00:11:11,636 --> 00:11:14,548
. . .l have state-of-the-art
American surveillance equipment.
155
00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:17,947
l'll have this Konali business
wrapped up for you in a few days.
156
00:11:18,596 --> 00:11:22,111
Excuse me, Ricky.
l must go to the toilet.
157
00:11:22,276 --> 00:11:23,550
Yes, of course.
158
00:11:23,876 --> 00:11:26,788
-Pardon me. Which is my car?
-The one in front.
159
00:11:26,996 --> 00:11:29,669
The one in front. Oh, yeah.
160
00:11:29,876 --> 00:11:31,867
[SPEAKlNG lN RUSSlAN]
161
00:11:33,516 --> 00:11:36,110
-What did he say?
-Well, he said that you had. . .
162
00:11:36,276 --> 00:11:40,588
. . .a marvelous attitude and you're
a pleasure to work with, sir.
163
00:11:42,196 --> 00:11:44,949
l'm going to keep my eye on you.
164
00:11:46,596 --> 00:11:47,995
[SPEAKS lNDlSTlNCTLY]
165
00:11:48,356 --> 00:11:52,872
WOMAN OVER lNTERCOM: The red zone
is for Communist parking only.
166
00:11:55,476 --> 00:11:57,432
The one in front.
167
00:11:57,596 --> 00:12:01,908
WOMAN OVER lNTERCOM: The red zone
is for Communist parking only.
168
00:12:02,076 --> 00:12:04,226
Oh, hello.
169
00:12:04,596 --> 00:12:07,633
Lieutenant Talinsky didn't
tell me his family would be here.
170
00:12:07,796 --> 00:12:10,230
Very nice of you to come and greet me.
171
00:12:10,556 --> 00:12:14,515
Katrina, l want you to think of me
as America's goodwill ambassador.
172
00:12:14,676 --> 00:12:17,315
And you think of me
as translator and guide.
173
00:12:18,636 --> 00:12:20,627
[SOBBlNG ]
174
00:12:23,716 --> 00:12:26,913
Stop! Stop!
175
00:12:27,076 --> 00:12:30,671
Ay! Ay-yai-yai-yai-yai.
176
00:12:30,996 --> 00:12:32,509
l'm in deep borscht.
177
00:12:32,716 --> 00:12:34,707
[SPEAKlNG lN RUSSlAN]
178
00:12:51,556 --> 00:12:56,755
Captain Callahan, 51 1 .
Sergeant Jones, 51 3.
179
00:12:56,916 --> 00:13:02,673
Sergeant Tackleberry, 51 4.
Cadet Connors, 520.
180
00:13:02,836 --> 00:13:06,545
Captain Harris, 51 5.
181
00:13:06,716 --> 00:13:09,071
Not exactly a four-star hotel, is it?
182
00:13:09,236 --> 00:13:12,353
Well, we spend our police budget
on fighting criminals. . .
183
00:13:12,516 --> 00:13:14,586
. . .not on pampering
out-of-town visitors.
184
00:13:14,756 --> 00:13:16,712
Your government brought us here.
185
00:13:16,876 --> 00:13:18,787
They also bring in monkeys for zoo. . .
186
00:13:18,956 --> 00:13:22,312
. . .but we don't put them
in four-star hotel either.
187
00:13:23,596 --> 00:13:27,350
Well, l just go check
on Commandant Lassard.
188
00:13:33,276 --> 00:13:36,268
Lassard. Lassard. You!
189
00:13:36,436 --> 00:13:37,664
[SCREAMS]
190
00:13:39,476 --> 00:13:40,750
You.
191
00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:43,585
-Hm-mm.
-You.
192
00:13:44,196 --> 00:13:45,948
[SPEAKS lNDlSTlNCTLY]
193
00:13:50,236 --> 00:13:52,989
l have job for you.
194
00:13:53,396 --> 00:13:56,706
Again. When you hear door,
you say:
195
00:13:56,876 --> 00:13:58,912
''l'm in the bathroom.
l'll meet you there. ''
196
00:13:59,116 --> 00:14:02,506
''l'm in the bathroom. Meet me there. ''
197
00:14:04,316 --> 00:14:05,590
Again.
198
00:14:05,756 --> 00:14:09,829
''l'm in the bathroom.
l'll meet you there. ''
199
00:14:09,996 --> 00:14:13,955
''l'm in the bathroom.
Meet you there. ''
200
00:14:14,876 --> 00:14:16,275
[KNOCKS]
201
00:14:18,196 --> 00:14:19,868
Come in.
202
00:14:21,596 --> 00:14:23,109
Again!
203
00:14:24,596 --> 00:14:29,067
BELL HOP:
''ln the bathroom. Meet me there. ''
204
00:14:34,796 --> 00:14:36,787
Excuse me.
ls the commandant in?
205
00:14:36,956 --> 00:14:42,110
Well, l just saw him. He's very tired
and enjoying moment of rest.
206
00:14:42,276 --> 00:14:43,504
Ah. Thank you.
207
00:14:43,676 --> 00:14:44,904
[SPEAKS lN RUSSlAN]
208
00:14:52,916 --> 00:14:56,670
l have to get to next level. Eh. . . .
209
00:15:00,756 --> 00:15:05,466
-Looking for something, captain?
-Bugs. You can never be too careful.
210
00:15:05,636 --> 00:15:09,072
-Call me paranoid.
-You're paranoid.
211
00:15:09,556 --> 00:15:12,673
l'm down to one life. l can't make it.
212
00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:14,873
Can l show you a little trick?
213
00:15:17,356 --> 00:15:20,587
Watch. You just want the bear
to go back three spaces. Right?
214
00:15:24,196 --> 00:15:25,549
See?
215
00:15:27,436 --> 00:15:29,825
lt makes it to next level.
216
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:32,066
-l made it. Thank you.
-Game.
217
00:15:36,076 --> 00:15:37,828
RAKOV:
Good morning, everyone.
218
00:15:41,156 --> 00:15:44,546
l understand that your commandant
will not be joining us today.
219
00:15:44,716 --> 00:15:47,674
However, we will proceed
with briefing anyway.
220
00:15:48,476 --> 00:15:51,866
Konstantine Konali,
Russian Mafia godfather.
221
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:53,953
[lMlTATlNG CHALK SQUEAKlNG ]
222
00:15:54,196 --> 00:15:55,595
Jones!
223
00:15:58,316 --> 00:16:01,672
His brother and second-in-command,
Mikhail Konali.
224
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,827
[lMlTATlNG CHALK SQUEAKlNG ]
225
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,075
[GROWLS]
226
00:16:11,676 --> 00:16:15,146
Konstantine Konali is involved
in extortion. . .
227
00:16:15,316 --> 00:16:18,308
. . .gambling, fencing jewelry,
arms dealing.
228
00:16:18,476 --> 00:16:20,353
But he does not choose
to involve himself. . .
229
00:16:20,516 --> 00:16:21,744
[JONES MAKlNG
FARTlNG SOUNDS]
230
00:16:21,916 --> 00:16:24,988
JONES: Too much cabbage.
-. . .in day-to-day running of operations. . .
231
00:16:25,156 --> 00:16:28,432
. . .which makes it rather difficult
to catch him. However. . .
232
00:16:28,636 --> 00:16:32,026
. . .we know three places
that he frequents regularly.
233
00:16:32,236 --> 00:16:33,749
One: his restaurant. . .
234
00:16:33,916 --> 00:16:36,305
. . .where he conducts meetings
in back of office.
235
00:16:36,476 --> 00:16:38,706
Two: his dacha. And three:
236
00:16:38,876 --> 00:16:40,309
Hello. Hello.
237
00:16:40,476 --> 00:16:45,186
His warehouse, where he conducts
legitimate video games business. Now. . .
238
00:16:45,356 --> 00:16:46,755
[BELCHES]
239
00:16:46,996 --> 00:16:49,385
. . .we believe Konali
is up to something big.
240
00:16:49,556 --> 00:16:53,151
Unfortunately, attempts
to infiltrate his operations have failed. . .
241
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:57,867
. . .but we will now work together
and we will capture Konali.
242
00:17:16,276 --> 00:17:18,153
-Excuse me.
MALE VOlCE: Ow!
243
00:17:20,236 --> 00:17:22,067
Adam.
244
00:17:22,236 --> 00:17:23,874
So good to see you.
245
00:17:24,036 --> 00:17:27,631
Thank you for inviting me, Mr. Konali.
However, your delivery service. . .
246
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:30,629
. . .leaves a little bit to be desired.
247
00:17:30,796 --> 00:17:34,675
l have the perfect plan,
but l need your help.
248
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:37,873
-My help?
-l want you to design a program. . .
249
00:17:38,036 --> 00:17:41,346
. . .that will bypass any computer
security system in the world. . .
250
00:17:41,516 --> 00:17:44,269
. . .letting me have access to secret files.
251
00:17:44,436 --> 00:17:45,994
You're talking about. . .
252
00:17:46,796 --> 00:17:49,151
-. . .a passkey?
-Bingo.
253
00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:52,150
-Nothing like this exists.
-Create it.
254
00:17:53,756 --> 00:17:56,429
l want to be able to tap
into the world's banks. . .
255
00:17:56,596 --> 00:18:01,624
. . .manipulate the world's stock markets,
know what heads of countries know.
256
00:18:01,796 --> 00:18:04,230
We could control the world!
257
00:18:04,396 --> 00:18:07,752
Louder, Misha. l don't think
all of Moscow heard you.
258
00:18:07,916 --> 00:18:13,229
Even if l did create this passkey,
how will you get it into their computers?
259
00:18:13,436 --> 00:18:15,392
l have already thought of that.
260
00:18:15,556 --> 00:18:21,313
You, my dear Adam, will design
a new version of ''The Game. ''
261
00:18:21,596 --> 00:18:23,587
We will call it. . .
262
00:18:25,196 --> 00:18:27,551
. . . ''The New Game. ''
263
00:18:27,716 --> 00:18:30,310
And we will put the passkey in it.
264
00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:33,707
When you slip it into your computer,
bada-bing!
265
00:18:33,876 --> 00:18:38,347
l will have access to impenetrable files.
Pretty good, no?
266
00:18:40,156 --> 00:18:42,033
Lassard.
267
00:18:42,236 --> 00:18:45,228
Bah! Yankee police.
268
00:18:45,756 --> 00:18:46,791
Ow!
269
00:18:50,676 --> 00:18:52,712
Boys, watch them.
270
00:18:52,876 --> 00:18:55,071
l want to know their every move.
271
00:18:58,516 --> 00:19:00,905
Good luck, babushka.
272
00:19:01,116 --> 00:19:02,344
Uh. . . .
273
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:08,194
''ln the bathroom. Meet you there.
ln the--
274
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:09,869
ln the bathroom. '' Yes.
275
00:19:14,036 --> 00:19:15,867
TACKLEBERRY:
Sir, we have to go now.
276
00:19:18,796 --> 00:19:20,468
-Sir?
-ln the bathroom.
277
00:19:20,796 --> 00:19:24,186
-Meet you there.
-ls everything okay?
278
00:19:24,356 --> 00:19:29,430
The commandant is having
some problems adjusting.
279
00:19:29,596 --> 00:19:31,348
-He's gonna meet us there.
-Oh.
280
00:19:34,356 --> 00:19:35,584
Whew!
281
00:19:36,236 --> 00:19:39,512
LASSARD: You know, in America,
funerals are in English.
282
00:19:39,676 --> 00:19:41,507
This where you live?
283
00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:44,154
Good day.
284
00:19:44,636 --> 00:19:46,831
[SPEAKlNG lN RUSSlAN]
285
00:19:49,676 --> 00:19:50,904
l have a fish.
286
00:19:51,076 --> 00:19:52,475
[SPEAKS lN RUSSlAN]
287
00:19:53,316 --> 00:19:55,034
He lives in a bowl too.
288
00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:02,626
You have a lovely, lovely apartment.
289
00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:07,149
Somehow, l feel quite at home here.
290
00:20:07,316 --> 00:20:09,227
HARRlS: A Russki police academy.
What a joke.
291
00:20:12,236 --> 00:20:14,830
ln Lassard's absence,
l will do all the talking.
292
00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:17,715
You'll say nothing, do nothing,
watch your every move.
293
00:20:17,876 --> 00:20:21,107
Be on your toes.
Any false move could embarrass us all.
294
00:20:21,276 --> 00:20:22,868
And don't trust these guys.
295
00:20:23,036 --> 00:20:25,755
Just because we're buddy-buddy
with them now. . .
296
00:20:25,916 --> 00:20:29,067
. . .don't forget they
were our sworn enemies just--
297
00:20:31,476 --> 00:20:34,195
Just a little while ago.
298
00:20:34,756 --> 00:20:37,668
-Move it. Move it, move it.
MAN: Moron.
299
00:20:38,036 --> 00:20:41,824
The topic for today is police field tactics.
300
00:20:42,156 --> 00:20:44,716
The Russian and the American approach.
301
00:20:44,876 --> 00:20:47,470
American police. Good.
302
00:20:48,156 --> 00:20:51,353
Perhaps you can tell us
about apprehending criminals.
303
00:20:51,796 --> 00:20:53,309
-Me?
-You. You.
304
00:21:03,116 --> 00:21:05,107
[APPLAUSE]
305
00:21:07,716 --> 00:21:09,195
Goodness' sakes.
306
00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:11,389
-Major.
-Sergeant.
307
00:21:11,556 --> 00:21:15,151
Class, this is Sergeant Tackleberry.
308
00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:20,148
Okay. You know, as cops--
309
00:21:20,316 --> 00:21:22,147
l don't have to tell you this.
310
00:21:22,316 --> 00:21:24,784
lt's tough to uphold the law,
but in the States. . .
311
00:21:24,956 --> 00:21:28,631
. . .we have to deal with constantly
changing police regulations.
312
00:21:28,796 --> 00:21:32,505
l mean, take for example
the excessive force issue.
313
00:21:33,276 --> 00:21:36,666
-l could use a volunteer.
-Tackleberry, what are you doing?
314
00:21:36,836 --> 00:21:38,269
l am in charge here.
315
00:21:38,436 --> 00:21:41,269
Captain Harris,
perhaps you should demonstrate.
316
00:21:41,436 --> 00:21:45,111
-Well, that's more like it.
-Back in the old days. . .
317
00:21:45,276 --> 00:21:48,905
. . .there wasn't anything you couldn't do
trying to apprehend a perpetrator.
318
00:21:49,236 --> 00:21:52,672
Take for example
the highly effective chokehold.
319
00:21:52,836 --> 00:21:54,349
Tackleberry!
320
00:21:54,516 --> 00:21:58,350
Well, nowadays this is considered
to be excessive force.
321
00:22:01,156 --> 00:22:02,589
Or. . .
322
00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:07,068
. . .the ever-dependable,
always reliable PK-24 police baton. . .
323
00:22:07,236 --> 00:22:09,909
. . .which, with a single blow
to the body. . .
324
00:22:10,076 --> 00:22:11,828
. . .say to the lower thigh. . . .
325
00:22:14,276 --> 00:22:17,552
Renders a subject
completely incapacitated.
326
00:22:19,316 --> 00:22:20,749
But, no, no.
327
00:22:20,916 --> 00:22:24,909
Nowadays this too is considered
to be excessive force.
328
00:22:28,516 --> 00:22:30,632
They want me to uphold the law. . .
329
00:22:30,796 --> 00:22:33,629
. . .but they tie my hands.
330
00:22:36,316 --> 00:22:38,876
Fortunately. . .
331
00:22:39,876 --> 00:22:42,674
. . .there's always Old Reliable.
332
00:22:43,636 --> 00:22:45,274
Why mess with success?
333
00:22:48,396 --> 00:22:50,671
Uh, thanks.
334
00:22:50,836 --> 00:22:52,235
[GUN FlRES]
335
00:22:52,876 --> 00:22:54,104
Have you seen Lassard?
336
00:22:54,276 --> 00:22:55,504
[SPEAKS lN RUSSlAN]
337
00:22:55,756 --> 00:22:57,348
l have had it with you losers.
338
00:22:57,516 --> 00:23:00,713
l will capture Konali
because l use my head.
339
00:23:00,876 --> 00:23:04,346
TACKLEBERRY: Yeah, right.
CALLAHAN: Think we can lose him?
340
00:23:05,316 --> 00:23:09,025
Excuse me.
ls possible you help me?
341
00:23:09,196 --> 00:23:11,790
Sure. Uh. . . .
342
00:23:11,956 --> 00:23:14,789
Why don't you guys run along
and l'll catch up with you later.
343
00:23:14,956 --> 00:23:17,868
Uh-huh. Sure.
344
00:23:22,676 --> 00:23:24,632
Katrina, how can l help you?
345
00:23:24,796 --> 00:23:27,549
You ever want something
so badly it hurts?
346
00:23:27,956 --> 00:23:30,789
-Yes.
-And no matter how much you wait. . .
347
00:23:30,956 --> 00:23:34,665
. . .and hope and wait more,
you don't get what you want?
348
00:23:34,836 --> 00:23:36,554
Well, yeah.
349
00:23:36,716 --> 00:23:41,710
But my advice is don't give up.
Just go for it.
350
00:23:42,836 --> 00:23:46,112
-l want--
-Thattagirl. Follow your heart.
351
00:23:47,116 --> 00:23:49,755
-l want--
-Say it.
352
00:23:51,036 --> 00:23:53,027
-l want my vacation.
-What's that?
353
00:23:53,196 --> 00:23:57,269
l wait three years. Three years.
Then you Americans come.
354
00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,188
Talinsky, he assign me to you.
355
00:23:59,356 --> 00:24:01,870
-Mm-hm.
-Now l can't go.
356
00:24:03,316 --> 00:24:05,068
l have plan.
357
00:24:05,236 --> 00:24:07,750
Connors, l don't leave you. . .
358
00:24:09,796 --> 00:24:11,593
. . .without anyone.
359
00:24:11,796 --> 00:24:15,345
Come. l select suitable replacement
for you.
360
00:24:15,516 --> 00:24:17,871
She's best in department.
361
00:24:19,276 --> 00:24:21,471
Yeah, l'm sure she is.
362
00:24:21,676 --> 00:24:25,066
Look, all l know is Lassard
disappear at airport.
363
00:24:25,236 --> 00:24:29,388
Organize search, find Lassard,
but keep quiet.
364
00:24:29,596 --> 00:24:31,587
-What are you doing here?
-Just browsing.
365
00:24:31,756 --> 00:24:32,984
Ah.
366
00:24:33,156 --> 00:24:37,866
Hey, Yuri, that translator, Katrina?
Very good. She's excellent.
367
00:24:38,036 --> 00:24:39,867
All our people are excellent.
368
00:24:40,036 --> 00:24:43,233
For instance, this is lrina Petrovskaya.
369
00:24:43,396 --> 00:24:45,546
She is expert in forensics.
370
00:24:45,716 --> 00:24:48,025
She can tell you everything
about person. . .
371
00:24:48,196 --> 00:24:50,551
. . .just by looking at one hair from head.
372
00:24:50,716 --> 00:24:51,944
Ow!
373
00:24:55,676 --> 00:25:00,989
Hmm. My observations conclude
this man is picky eater. . .
374
00:25:01,236 --> 00:25:02,589
. . .afraid of heights. . .
375
00:25:03,916 --> 00:25:07,192
-. . .and still a virgin.
CONNORS: What?
376
00:25:10,276 --> 00:25:11,914
l'm not a picky eater.
377
00:25:13,676 --> 00:25:16,349
Cadet Connors is also a forensics expert.
378
00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:19,906
Maybe you'd be so generous
as to share with us your expertise.
379
00:25:20,076 --> 00:25:25,104
-Uh, sure.
-This one puzzles us.
380
00:25:25,276 --> 00:25:29,713
We were able to remove only one
fingerprint from scene of crime.
381
00:25:29,876 --> 00:25:31,707
This is our only clue. . .
382
00:25:31,876 --> 00:25:33,434
. . .to identity of criminal.
383
00:25:34,036 --> 00:25:35,515
Okey-dokey.
384
00:25:36,916 --> 00:25:38,429
[SCREAMS]
385
00:25:38,596 --> 00:25:40,826
No wonder you're puzzled.
This glass is all cracked.
386
00:25:42,036 --> 00:25:43,549
Enough!
387
00:25:44,676 --> 00:25:47,474
Next assignment, Chernobyl.
388
00:25:47,716 --> 00:25:49,354
Excuse me, lieutenant. . .
389
00:25:49,516 --> 00:25:53,145
. . .but the chief said you and your men
would be available to us.
390
00:25:53,996 --> 00:26:00,185
Absolutely, Captain Callahan,
and l have just the men for you.
391
00:26:00,436 --> 00:26:02,427
[SHOUTlNG lN RUSSlAN]
392
00:26:08,396 --> 00:26:10,114
CONNORS:
These guys are cops?
393
00:26:10,916 --> 00:26:13,589
You get the feeling that
we're not wanted here?
394
00:26:13,756 --> 00:26:15,633
l'll tell you what we need to do.
395
00:26:15,796 --> 00:26:18,469
-We need to let Konali know we're here.
-On his turf.
396
00:26:18,636 --> 00:26:20,945
-Hit him where it hurts.
TACKLEBERRY: l like that.
397
00:26:21,116 --> 00:26:23,266
-Get in his face.
-Kick some butt.
398
00:26:23,436 --> 00:26:24,664
TACKLEBERRY:
Better get Katrina.
399
00:26:35,676 --> 00:26:38,952
Hey, bud. Nice work.
400
00:26:39,116 --> 00:26:42,108
lt would be a shame
to see this all go up in smoke.
401
00:26:42,276 --> 00:26:44,631
-How do you mean?
-Accidents happen.
402
00:26:44,796 --> 00:26:47,151
Fire breaks out,
beam gives way, workers--
403
00:26:47,316 --> 00:26:48,590
Get out.
404
00:26:48,756 --> 00:26:51,224
Tell Konali l won't pay
his extortion money.
405
00:26:57,316 --> 00:27:02,185
Hey, buddy. Commandant Lassard
sends his regards.
406
00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:06,989
l can't tell you how it makes me feel. . .
407
00:27:07,156 --> 00:27:11,991
. . .to be received so very, very
generously into your family.
408
00:27:12,156 --> 00:27:14,147
[SPEAKlNG lN RUSSlAN]
409
00:27:17,396 --> 00:27:18,795
[COUGHS]
410
00:27:21,676 --> 00:27:23,667
[SPEAKlNG lN RUSSlAN]
411
00:27:27,956 --> 00:27:29,355
Oh.
412
00:27:46,116 --> 00:27:48,107
[WHlSTLlNG ]
413
00:27:53,916 --> 00:27:55,793
HARRlS:
l'll take matters into my own hands.
414
00:27:55,956 --> 00:27:57,548
MAN:
What is he doing?
415
00:28:07,796 --> 00:28:11,311
-Sir, would you like to have lunch?
-Meet me in the bedroom.
416
00:28:13,116 --> 00:28:14,344
ln the bathroom.
417
00:28:15,396 --> 00:28:17,864
-Sir?
BELL HOP: Meet me there!
418
00:28:18,036 --> 00:28:20,425
Meet you there! Meet you there!
419
00:28:22,676 --> 00:28:24,826
This sewer stinks.
420
00:28:29,316 --> 00:28:34,185
So Americans leave
without saying goodbye.
421
00:28:34,356 --> 00:28:38,190
Russians say goodbye
without leaving.
422
00:28:46,316 --> 00:28:48,432
Oh, allow me.
423
00:28:50,876 --> 00:28:52,867
[WOMAN SPEAKlNG lN RUSSlAN]
424
00:28:53,076 --> 00:28:55,067
[SlNGlNG ''HOME ON THE RANGE'']
425
00:28:58,476 --> 00:28:59,750
Ooh!
426
00:28:59,956 --> 00:29:01,389
This went rancid.
427
00:29:04,556 --> 00:29:06,547
[CONTlNUlNG SlNGlNG ]
428
00:29:14,916 --> 00:29:16,395
TACKLEBERRY:
l promise you this:
429
00:29:16,556 --> 00:29:19,024
After today, Konali's gonna know
this cop's in town.
430
00:29:19,196 --> 00:29:22,984
KATRlNA:
This is a typical Russian bathhouse.
431
00:29:24,276 --> 00:29:25,675
[MAN YELLS]
432
00:29:27,436 --> 00:29:29,745
Okay. So this is Konali's sauna.
433
00:29:29,916 --> 00:29:33,545
lt's just a front. People come here
to fence stolen jewels.
434
00:29:33,716 --> 00:29:36,276
All right. Let's get naked.
435
00:29:36,436 --> 00:29:38,427
Come on. Come on.
436
00:29:38,876 --> 00:29:40,867
[WOMEN SPEAKlNG lN RUSSlAN]
437
00:29:52,316 --> 00:29:53,544
Hello, ladies.
438
00:29:54,436 --> 00:29:56,427
[SCREAMlNG ]
439
00:29:59,636 --> 00:30:01,388
Hi.
440
00:30:01,556 --> 00:30:03,308
Nice place you got here.
441
00:30:03,476 --> 00:30:05,467
[WHlPS CRACKlNG ]
[MEN YELLlNG ]
442
00:30:16,436 --> 00:30:17,664
Freeze!
443
00:30:21,316 --> 00:30:24,626
You may resume. . .
444
00:30:24,796 --> 00:30:27,708
. . .whatever it is you were doing.
445
00:30:27,916 --> 00:30:29,907
[SPEAKlNG lN RUSSlAN]
446
00:30:32,676 --> 00:30:36,510
Okay, okay. l should be
right under Konali's restaurant.
447
00:30:49,236 --> 00:30:50,635
[WOMAN LAUGHlNG ]
448
00:30:50,836 --> 00:30:54,192
-Did you like the necklace?
WOMAN: Oh, yes, my pushki.
449
00:30:54,356 --> 00:30:58,429
-How much?
-In fact, it is all that I am wearing.
450
00:30:58,596 --> 00:31:00,075
I decided that from now on...
451
00:31:00,236 --> 00:31:04,752
...I will only wear diamonds,
diamonds and diamonds.
452
00:31:06,356 --> 00:31:08,790
-Yes.
-Really?
453
00:31:08,956 --> 00:31:12,153
KONALl: l'm going to see you later, right?
WOMAN: Oh, I hope so.
454
00:31:12,316 --> 00:31:14,625
KONALl:
l'm going to bring you big surprise.
455
00:31:15,116 --> 00:31:17,391
-What?
-How about Big Skippy?
456
00:31:17,556 --> 00:31:19,786
-I love Big Skippy.
-And Little Skippy.
457
00:31:19,956 --> 00:31:21,708
WOMAN:
No, not the little one.
458
00:31:21,876 --> 00:31:25,266
-He bothers me.
-All right. l call you later.
459
00:31:25,436 --> 00:31:28,428
HARRlS:
Hey, move it. Down in front.
460
00:31:35,836 --> 00:31:38,589
Mr. Konali, we've got bad news.
461
00:31:38,756 --> 00:31:40,030
lt's American police.
462
00:31:40,196 --> 00:31:43,984
They're messing
with our operation again.
463
00:31:50,036 --> 00:31:52,470
No more. You hear me?
464
00:31:55,236 --> 00:31:59,627
As of this moment l am putting
a contract out on Lassard and his team!
465
00:31:59,796 --> 00:32:01,787
We squash them!
466
00:32:03,516 --> 00:32:05,905
My fish, Swimmy Lassard.
467
00:32:06,076 --> 00:32:09,068
He eats at this time every day.
468
00:32:15,956 --> 00:32:18,993
MAN:
This will be fun, Vlady.
469
00:32:33,036 --> 00:32:35,027
[SPEAKlNG lN RUSSlAN]
470
00:32:40,396 --> 00:32:42,148
Hey, you little punk, get lost!
471
00:32:42,316 --> 00:32:45,388
Hey, spread out!
472
00:32:47,076 --> 00:32:48,987
-You okay?
-Yeah.
473
00:32:49,156 --> 00:32:52,307
Listen, just because they're good on bikes
doesn't make them nice guys.
474
00:32:52,476 --> 00:32:54,671
Man, look at you. Come on.
475
00:32:57,356 --> 00:32:58,994
This one's for you, kid.
476
00:32:59,156 --> 00:33:01,386
Now, check this.
477
00:33:01,556 --> 00:33:03,547
[lMlTATlNG MOTORCYCLE]
478
00:33:10,396 --> 00:33:12,193
There. Don't miss.
479
00:33:21,076 --> 00:33:23,067
[SHOUTlNG lN RUSSlAN]
480
00:33:25,476 --> 00:33:26,875
Vlady, get up.
481
00:33:31,476 --> 00:33:35,469
l hate dogs. l'm gonna shoot every dog
l ever see.
482
00:33:35,676 --> 00:33:37,667
[BUZZlNG ]
483
00:33:45,996 --> 00:33:50,069
What have we got here?
A match with a red line through--
484
00:33:50,236 --> 00:33:52,227
[SCREAMlNG ]
485
00:33:52,436 --> 00:33:53,835
[EXPLOSlON]
486
00:34:20,916 --> 00:34:23,384
l've been here for 30 minutes.
487
00:34:23,556 --> 00:34:25,831
Shouldn't we see if Konali's inside?
488
00:34:25,996 --> 00:34:27,224
[SlGHS]
489
00:34:27,396 --> 00:34:28,749
The Russian work ethic.
490
00:34:28,916 --> 00:34:31,476
You know, Katrina,
you take this job too seriously.
491
00:34:31,636 --> 00:34:33,752
You have to learn to loosen up.
492
00:34:33,916 --> 00:34:36,476
l want to loosen up.
493
00:34:36,636 --> 00:34:39,309
Had vacation planned. Go to beach.
494
00:34:39,476 --> 00:34:42,354
Now l sit on bench here with you.
495
00:34:42,516 --> 00:34:44,427
You sure you speak with Talinsky?
496
00:34:45,156 --> 00:34:49,149
-Da, Talinsky.
-l not understand.
497
00:34:49,316 --> 00:34:51,227
l should not be here.
498
00:34:51,396 --> 00:34:56,516
Well, you know, Katrina, sometimes
you have to expect the unexpected.
499
00:34:56,836 --> 00:34:58,235
[LAUGHS]
500
00:35:01,316 --> 00:35:03,511
-l know your type.
-My type?
501
00:35:03,956 --> 00:35:07,551
You just like to hunt fox.
You like the chase.
502
00:35:07,716 --> 00:35:12,028
Katrina, go out with me tonight.
Just one date.
503
00:35:12,316 --> 00:35:15,069
Give me a chance.
504
00:35:17,036 --> 00:35:18,435
[SPEAKS lN RUSSlAN]
505
00:35:18,676 --> 00:35:21,236
l go out with you tonight.
506
00:35:21,396 --> 00:35:22,749
Excellent.
507
00:35:22,996 --> 00:35:24,748
Ladies and gentlemen.
508
00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:26,753
[SPEAKS lN RUSSlAN]
509
00:35:26,956 --> 00:35:28,753
l would like to introduce to you. . .
510
00:35:28,916 --> 00:35:33,467
. . .the world-famous
circus family, Zemskova.
511
00:35:44,116 --> 00:35:46,186
lt's the Zemskov family. They're great.
512
00:35:50,836 --> 00:35:53,714
They've been doing this act
for over 1 00 years.
513
00:35:53,876 --> 00:35:56,629
They look amazingly spry for their age.
514
00:35:59,636 --> 00:36:02,025
The Zemskov family
passed the act down. . .
515
00:36:02,196 --> 00:36:04,994
. . .from grandfather to father
to son and daughter.
516
00:36:05,156 --> 00:36:07,875
lt's tradition. Keep secrets in family.
517
00:36:17,836 --> 00:36:19,235
Ooh.
518
00:36:19,436 --> 00:36:21,870
Maybe that's one they should
keep a secret.
519
00:36:22,036 --> 00:36:25,108
One more of those, it could be
the end of the Zemskov family.
520
00:36:35,996 --> 00:36:40,786
ANNOUNCER: And now lvan Zemskovi
will perform the impossible!
521
00:36:41,436 --> 00:36:45,065
The triple Salto Mortale.
522
00:36:55,156 --> 00:36:57,431
lvan Zemskovi!
523
00:36:57,716 --> 00:36:58,990
l know.
524
00:36:59,156 --> 00:37:01,226
-Know what?
-You lie.
525
00:37:01,396 --> 00:37:04,593
You tell me you get me
off case as translator.
526
00:37:04,756 --> 00:37:07,224
-l'm sorry?
-lnstead you tell Talinsky. . .
527
00:37:07,396 --> 00:37:10,672
. . .l'm great translator.
Translation:
528
00:37:10,836 --> 00:37:13,225
No vacation for me.
529
00:37:13,396 --> 00:37:15,068
So. . .
530
00:37:15,236 --> 00:37:17,511
. . .tonight l get even. Da?
531
00:37:17,676 --> 00:37:22,830
ANNOUNCER: Let's hear it for the great
artist family, Zemskov.
532
00:37:23,036 --> 00:37:25,027
[SPEAKlNG lN RUSSlAN]
533
00:37:28,996 --> 00:37:33,547
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
lgor and Andrusha.
534
00:37:33,756 --> 00:37:37,066
Excuse me. l have to go
to the little clowns' room.
535
00:37:38,876 --> 00:37:41,310
Get him.
536
00:37:41,836 --> 00:37:44,828
No, no, no, no.
No, no, l'd like to, but l--
537
00:37:44,996 --> 00:37:46,952
No, no.
538
00:37:47,116 --> 00:37:50,870
l'll come back in five minutes.
l will. l promise you.
539
00:37:51,516 --> 00:37:53,905
What is that? ls this gonna hurt?
540
00:37:54,076 --> 00:37:56,636
lt's not even lubricated.
Ah! Whoa!
541
00:38:22,396 --> 00:38:24,387
Don't you clowns
know when to stop?
542
00:38:24,556 --> 00:38:28,674
ANNOUNCER: Let's do it. Don't be afraid.
Close your eyes.
543
00:38:28,836 --> 00:38:30,986
Everybody, quiet!
544
00:38:36,836 --> 00:38:40,272
Huh? All right, listen here, Bozo--
545
00:38:58,236 --> 00:39:01,353
Don't forget, you're the one
that called us for help, buster.
546
00:39:01,516 --> 00:39:04,508
Well, excuse me, buster,
but l didn't place the call.
547
00:39:05,036 --> 00:39:07,027
[SPEAKlNG lN RUSSlAN]
548
00:39:08,356 --> 00:39:10,995
Great, great subway. Terrific.
549
00:39:11,156 --> 00:39:15,149
l mean, New York is a shithouse,
but this is great.
550
00:39:15,316 --> 00:39:17,546
Well, have you been able
to capture Konali?
551
00:39:17,716 --> 00:39:19,229
We were this close.
552
00:39:19,436 --> 00:39:21,427
[SPEAKlNG lN RUSSlAN]
553
00:39:25,876 --> 00:39:28,868
Listen to me and use my equipment,
you can capture him in two days.
554
00:39:29,036 --> 00:39:30,469
Na, na, na, na, na, na.
555
00:39:31,236 --> 00:39:32,635
Na, na, na, na, na, na?
556
00:39:39,036 --> 00:39:40,435
Nah.
557
00:39:40,916 --> 00:39:42,315
Nah.
558
00:39:42,676 --> 00:39:45,474
-What about this Russian food?
-You want borscht? We stop.
559
00:39:45,636 --> 00:39:46,955
l don't want any borscht.
560
00:39:47,276 --> 00:39:50,154
So now we're even. Da?
561
00:39:50,316 --> 00:39:53,786
Katrina, no. l had a wonderful time.
562
00:39:53,956 --> 00:39:56,595
All right. l had an awful time
and l almost hurled. . .
563
00:39:56,756 --> 00:40:00,192
. . .but at least l got to spend
some time with you.
564
00:40:00,876 --> 00:40:04,027
l had good time too.
565
00:40:05,076 --> 00:40:06,987
l'm sorry for what l did.
l just--
566
00:40:07,156 --> 00:40:11,035
l just wanted to keep you around.
567
00:40:11,876 --> 00:40:14,265
lt's okay.
568
00:40:15,236 --> 00:40:17,875
What are you thinking about?
569
00:40:18,036 --> 00:40:20,630
What's Russian for ''kiss me''?
570
00:40:22,596 --> 00:40:25,156
l whisper it.
571
00:40:37,436 --> 00:40:41,224
lt doesn't seem to lose anything
in the translation.
572
00:40:44,076 --> 00:40:46,146
You know, Konali. . .
573
00:40:46,316 --> 00:40:49,353
. . .he's done many bad things.
574
00:40:49,716 --> 00:40:51,468
But he brought you here.
575
00:40:53,236 --> 00:40:55,625
Where does Konali hang out at night?
576
00:40:55,796 --> 00:40:59,835
-The casino.
-Suddenly l feel the need to gamble.
577
00:41:05,716 --> 00:41:09,231
MAN:
No more bets, please. No more bets.
578
00:41:10,676 --> 00:41:13,713
Mr. Konali, always a pleasure
to see you, sir.
579
00:41:13,876 --> 00:41:16,595
Jacquot, would you show Mr. Konali
to his table?
580
00:41:18,116 --> 00:41:19,629
That's him.
581
00:41:19,796 --> 00:41:21,946
MAN:
Place your bets.
582
00:41:22,116 --> 00:41:25,392
-Have a nice evening, sir.
-What if he finds out you're cop?
583
00:41:25,556 --> 00:41:29,265
Oh, he will, when l arrest him.
584
00:41:30,116 --> 00:41:33,995
Bartender, margarita, please.
585
00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:39,027
[lMlTATlNG BLENDER]
586
00:41:52,676 --> 00:41:56,749
-There you go, Monsieur Bond.
-How about a Perrier in a bottle?
587
00:42:00,036 --> 00:42:02,027
[SlNGlNG ''AM l BLUE?'']
588
00:42:07,436 --> 00:42:08,835
Whoa.
589
00:42:48,036 --> 00:42:49,435
Not bad, huh, Mr. Konali?
590
00:42:49,596 --> 00:42:52,429
Never before have l seen
such an apparition.
591
00:42:52,596 --> 00:42:54,905
Let's get up.
592
00:42:55,076 --> 00:42:57,226
Right.
593
00:42:57,956 --> 00:43:00,424
Such a vision of womanhood.
594
00:43:05,436 --> 00:43:07,427
[CALLAHAN CONTlNUES SlNGlNG ]
595
00:43:44,636 --> 00:43:46,627
[GLASS BREAKlNG ]
596
00:43:53,796 --> 00:43:56,708
-Oh, yeah.
-Mr. Konali, meet Debbie.
597
00:43:56,876 --> 00:44:01,427
Debbie. The name sings to me.
598
00:44:01,876 --> 00:44:04,754
Debbie
599
00:44:05,996 --> 00:44:07,429
-Yeah!
-Ah.
600
00:44:08,836 --> 00:44:12,112
l'd say she's in. Be right back.
601
00:44:21,916 --> 00:44:26,034
-Could l get an autograph?
-Hey, the boss is busy.
602
00:44:26,196 --> 00:44:29,632
-Sorry. This'll only take a second.
-l said, the boss is busy.
603
00:44:29,796 --> 00:44:33,152
-Oh, God.
-l tell you what. Why don't we. . . .
604
00:44:33,316 --> 00:44:35,625
Why don't we flip for it?
lf l win. . .
605
00:44:35,796 --> 00:44:37,388
. . .l get the autograph.
606
00:44:37,556 --> 00:44:39,672
lf you win, l go away.
607
00:44:39,836 --> 00:44:41,554
Ready? Call it.
608
00:44:48,916 --> 00:44:51,191
lf you could just
make it out to Freddie.
609
00:44:51,356 --> 00:44:52,584
Hey, kid.
610
00:44:52,916 --> 00:44:55,874
-You got a job?
-No. l'm just here for the herring.
611
00:44:56,596 --> 00:44:58,188
You should come work for me.
612
00:45:01,196 --> 00:45:03,790
Kid like you can go far.
613
00:45:03,956 --> 00:45:06,993
Do you offer a dental plan?
614
00:45:09,676 --> 00:45:11,667
l love this kid!
615
00:45:11,836 --> 00:45:13,474
HARRlS:
Well, well, well.
616
00:45:13,636 --> 00:45:16,992
You can all go and play
your little undercover games. . .
617
00:45:17,156 --> 00:45:20,592
. . .and when the time is right,
l will arrest Konali.
618
00:45:34,596 --> 00:45:36,791
KONALl: l want to show you picture
of my baby.
619
00:45:36,956 --> 00:45:38,184
CALLAHAN:
Uh-huh.
620
00:45:38,356 --> 00:45:40,074
KONALl:
This is the day l brought her home.
621
00:45:40,236 --> 00:45:41,464
CALLAHAN:
Hmm.
622
00:45:41,636 --> 00:45:43,866
KONALl: Here she is at 1 0,000 miles.
CALLAHAN: Ooh.
623
00:45:44,036 --> 00:45:46,755
KONALl:
And this is after her first tune-up.
624
00:45:46,956 --> 00:45:48,184
Mm-hm.
625
00:45:48,436 --> 00:45:50,313
Nice car.
626
00:45:53,516 --> 00:45:57,634
-Do you own or lease?
-Everything l touch. . .
627
00:45:57,796 --> 00:45:59,627
. . .l own.
628
00:46:02,236 --> 00:46:05,546
You must have an awfully large payroll.
629
00:46:06,356 --> 00:46:08,312
KONALl:
Enough about me.
630
00:46:11,436 --> 00:46:13,347
Tell me. . .
631
00:46:13,516 --> 00:46:16,030
. . .is that your real hair?
632
00:46:17,636 --> 00:46:21,072
Everything about me is real.
633
00:46:22,756 --> 00:46:23,984
Really?
634
00:46:25,756 --> 00:46:26,984
Really.
635
00:46:27,156 --> 00:46:31,069
l want to know all about you.
l find you fascinating.
636
00:46:31,236 --> 00:46:33,989
We have an appointment with destiny.
637
00:46:35,036 --> 00:46:36,355
But not tonight.
638
00:46:37,876 --> 00:46:39,389
When?
639
00:46:40,196 --> 00:46:42,027
Tomorrow.
640
00:46:43,756 --> 00:46:45,633
Coffee and cake.
641
00:46:46,196 --> 00:46:47,868
l send my car for you.
642
00:46:48,636 --> 00:46:50,274
Nice car.
643
00:47:16,236 --> 00:47:19,308
Yoo-hoo! Commandant Lassard!
644
00:47:19,916 --> 00:47:22,635
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
645
00:47:22,956 --> 00:47:25,834
MAN 1 : Give me a cigarette.
MAN 2: Did you see Konali's girlfriend?
646
00:47:25,996 --> 00:47:28,464
MAN 1 :
American-ski.
647
00:47:31,076 --> 00:47:33,385
Oh, nice tie-ski.
648
00:47:33,596 --> 00:47:35,587
[VOlCES SPEAKlNG lN RUSSlAN]
649
00:47:40,396 --> 00:47:43,468
MAN:
Okay, get me some vodka.
650
00:48:03,756 --> 00:48:05,075
Damn!
651
00:48:05,236 --> 00:48:09,275
ADAM: Why don't you try
''from Russia with love''?
652
00:48:10,076 --> 00:48:12,067
[LAUGHlNG ]
653
00:48:12,276 --> 00:48:14,995
''Russia with love. ''
654
00:48:15,916 --> 00:48:17,952
CONNORS: Who are you?
-None of your business.
655
00:48:18,116 --> 00:48:20,425
-What are you doing here?
-Playing games.
656
00:48:21,556 --> 00:48:24,275
Hey, knock it off.
657
00:48:25,716 --> 00:48:27,627
Hey, cut it out.
658
00:48:28,116 --> 00:48:29,993
l know what you want. . .
659
00:48:30,156 --> 00:48:32,272
. . .but you can't have it.
660
00:48:33,516 --> 00:48:35,507
-What's wrong with you?
-Did you know. . .
661
00:48:35,676 --> 00:48:40,033
. . .that l have been in this room
for 72 hours straight with no food?
662
00:48:40,756 --> 00:48:43,145
Just me. . .
663
00:48:44,196 --> 00:48:45,549
. . .and the bear.
664
00:48:45,716 --> 00:48:47,627
No food?
665
00:48:48,036 --> 00:48:49,515
No.
666
00:48:49,676 --> 00:48:50,870
Nuts?
667
00:48:53,236 --> 00:48:56,273
-Your little game is over.
-No, not yet.
668
00:48:56,436 --> 00:48:58,711
Tomorrow it'll all be over. . .
669
00:48:59,116 --> 00:49:01,550
. . .and Konali will have the power.
670
00:49:01,716 --> 00:49:04,276
Could you let me up now, please?
671
00:49:04,436 --> 00:49:06,267
l'm on kind of a deadline.
672
00:49:10,116 --> 00:49:11,868
And with Konali. . .
673
00:49:12,036 --> 00:49:14,994
. . .he takes ''deadline'' literally.
674
00:49:18,996 --> 00:49:21,305
l'm about to show the world
something bigger. . .
675
00:49:21,476 --> 00:49:24,673
. . .than they have ever seen
in their puny existence.
676
00:49:24,836 --> 00:49:26,986
But. . .
677
00:49:27,756 --> 00:49:31,146
. . .l want to show you my thing first.
678
00:49:31,916 --> 00:49:35,067
ls it something l could
wrap around my neck?
679
00:49:35,436 --> 00:49:36,949
KONALl:
You're warm.
680
00:49:37,116 --> 00:49:40,791
ls it something l could play with?
681
00:49:40,956 --> 00:49:45,074
-You're getting warmer.
-Oh, the suspense is killing me, Koni.
682
00:49:45,236 --> 00:49:48,751
-Tell me what it is.
-lt's a game!
683
00:49:49,756 --> 00:49:51,667
But not just any game.
684
00:49:51,836 --> 00:49:53,713
New version of old game. . .
685
00:49:53,876 --> 00:49:56,709
-. . .where l become big winner. . .
-Oh.
686
00:49:56,876 --> 00:50:00,266
-. . .with the help of a secret key.
-Secret key?
687
00:50:00,436 --> 00:50:02,347
Key?
688
00:50:02,556 --> 00:50:03,784
[DOOR OPENlNG ]
689
00:50:04,436 --> 00:50:06,506
-What are you doing?
-Uh. . . .
690
00:50:07,716 --> 00:50:09,547
Nothing.
691
00:50:09,716 --> 00:50:11,866
Boss wants his computer key
from his office.
692
00:50:12,036 --> 00:50:14,311
lt's not here.
lt's at his other office. . .
693
00:50:14,476 --> 00:50:16,592
. . .in the restaurant.
694
00:50:17,036 --> 00:50:18,515
Bye.
695
00:50:26,436 --> 00:50:28,427
[SPEAKlNG lN RUSSlAN]
696
00:50:50,516 --> 00:50:51,744
Whoa!
697
00:50:51,916 --> 00:50:54,350
That's a laser grid.
We set one foot on that floor. . .
698
00:50:54,516 --> 00:50:56,984
. . .and every alarm
in this place goes off.
699
00:50:57,156 --> 00:50:59,875
We've got to get to that
cutoff switch over there.
700
00:51:38,836 --> 00:51:41,873
Hey, Tack, l got it.
701
00:51:42,996 --> 00:51:46,466
Okay, stand back. There's only one way
to get this safe open.
702
00:51:46,636 --> 00:51:50,868
Wait a minute. You blow that thing,
Konali's gonna know we were here.
703
00:51:51,036 --> 00:51:54,631
Hmm. What are we gonna do?
704
00:52:02,236 --> 00:52:04,227
[MAKlNG CLlCKlNG SOUNDS]
705
00:52:17,036 --> 00:52:19,027
You're amazing.
706
00:52:21,396 --> 00:52:23,273
There's no key in here.
707
00:52:23,436 --> 00:52:25,427
[WHlSTLlNG ]
708
00:52:37,796 --> 00:52:39,468
ALL:
Keys!
709
00:52:39,636 --> 00:52:42,833
-Move, you little weasel.
-Don't hurt me, okay--
710
00:52:44,436 --> 00:52:47,155
-Hey!
-Adam.
711
00:52:48,196 --> 00:52:51,472
-You have game?
-Sure.
712
00:52:52,036 --> 00:52:54,504
l surpassed myself. This game. . .
713
00:52:54,676 --> 00:52:56,826
. . .will be even bigger
than the last one.
714
00:52:56,996 --> 00:52:59,715
The world is mine.
715
00:53:01,076 --> 00:53:03,636
Go run off a dozen copies.
We have to test it.
716
00:53:03,796 --> 00:53:07,675
Send it to some of our
more dedicated game players:
717
00:53:07,836 --> 00:53:09,792
The president, the mayor. . .
718
00:53:09,956 --> 00:53:12,424
. . .Chief of Police Rakov.
719
00:53:12,596 --> 00:53:14,985
Can l get paid now?
720
00:53:15,156 --> 00:53:16,384
Oh.
721
00:53:16,556 --> 00:53:18,148
lt's in the mail.
722
00:53:18,836 --> 00:53:21,031
And so are you.
723
00:53:23,836 --> 00:53:26,396
Oh, no. Not again.
724
00:53:26,556 --> 00:53:28,194
So. . .
725
00:53:28,356 --> 00:53:31,985
-. . .did you get any of Lassard's team?
-No.
726
00:53:34,196 --> 00:53:36,630
But you did get Lassard, yes?
727
00:53:36,796 --> 00:53:38,388
No.
728
00:53:40,476 --> 00:53:42,910
You bumbling nincompoops!
729
00:53:43,076 --> 00:53:46,034
You call yourselves men?!
730
00:53:46,956 --> 00:53:50,631
There must be someone we can call.
731
00:53:52,596 --> 00:53:55,668
We haven't called the police.
732
00:53:58,036 --> 00:54:00,027
[EASTERN MUSlC PLAYlNG ]
733
00:54:06,236 --> 00:54:08,227
[lMlTATlNG EASTERN
lNSTRUMENTS]
734
00:54:16,836 --> 00:54:18,235
[JOlNTS CRACKlNG ]
735
00:54:30,516 --> 00:54:33,235
''To American police-ski:
736
00:54:33,396 --> 00:54:35,546
Bolshoi Theatre, tonight.
737
00:54:35,716 --> 00:54:39,470
Konali to buy
stolen shipment of weapons.
738
00:54:39,636 --> 00:54:40,910
You must stop him.
739
00:54:41,076 --> 00:54:43,431
A friend. ''
740
00:54:44,556 --> 00:54:46,353
CALLAHAN:
You know l don't speak Russian.
741
00:54:46,516 --> 00:54:48,791
KONALl:
But, sweetheart, it's a ballet.
742
00:54:48,956 --> 00:54:52,266
JONES: Hey, who wants some nuts?!
l got fresh nuts over here. Catch.
743
00:54:52,796 --> 00:54:56,152
There you go, mister.
No, it didn't reach you long enough.
744
00:54:56,316 --> 00:54:58,830
Up, topside!
745
00:54:59,316 --> 00:55:02,194
l gotcha! There you go, Mr. Benny!
746
00:55:02,436 --> 00:55:05,189
WOMAN: Ah!
JONES: Sorry, lady.
747
00:55:07,476 --> 00:55:10,274
Who wants nuts? Right over here!
748
00:55:10,436 --> 00:55:12,427
[ORCHESTRA PLAYlNG ''SWAN LAKE'']
749
00:55:47,356 --> 00:55:50,871
HARRlS: Excuse me, babushka.
l'm sorry. Excuse me, ma'am.
750
00:55:51,036 --> 00:55:53,027
-Ticket, please.
-l don't have a ticket.
751
00:55:53,196 --> 00:55:56,268
-You need a ticket.
-l'm an American police captain. . .
752
00:55:56,436 --> 00:55:58,950
. . .on assignment.
l don't need a ticket.
753
00:55:59,116 --> 00:56:02,108
-l'm sorry. You must have ticket.
-Don't you understand?
754
00:56:02,276 --> 00:56:04,187
l have to arrest somebody in there.
755
00:56:04,356 --> 00:56:06,665
You cannot arrest anyone
without a ticket.
756
00:56:06,836 --> 00:56:10,829
You think so?
Well, we'll just see about that.
757
00:56:10,996 --> 00:56:14,147
Excuse me. Make way. Make way.
758
00:56:58,756 --> 00:57:00,826
Must be a replacement.
759
00:57:03,036 --> 00:57:06,187
Captain Harris! Get out of here.
HARRlS: Tackleberry!
760
00:57:06,356 --> 00:57:07,948
-Now!
HARRlS: What are you doing here?
761
00:57:08,116 --> 00:57:09,390
We've got to get off!
762
00:57:09,836 --> 00:57:11,508
TACKLEBERRY:
Go!
763
00:57:15,796 --> 00:57:17,024
Oh!
764
00:57:17,236 --> 00:57:19,272
-Tackleberry! Konali!
-Over here.
765
00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:21,631
DANCER: Go away!
-We gotta get out of here!
766
00:57:21,796 --> 00:57:23,024
HARRlS:
lt's Konali!
767
00:57:23,236 --> 00:57:25,227
[BALLERlNAS SCREAMlNG ]
768
00:57:25,636 --> 00:57:29,231
HARRlS:
Come on, before he sees us! Come on!
769
00:57:35,836 --> 00:57:38,828
l saw Konali. Konali! l saw Konali!
770
00:57:38,996 --> 00:57:41,874
-That's Konali! Put me down!
-l know, sir! l know, sir!
771
00:57:42,036 --> 00:57:44,345
-Konali!
-l know!
772
00:57:46,116 --> 00:57:47,344
Freeze!
773
00:57:48,476 --> 00:57:49,704
You're under arrest.
774
00:57:49,876 --> 00:57:51,992
MAN: What are you doing?
-Arresting you.
775
00:57:52,156 --> 00:57:54,670
His butt is mine! l'll arrest him!
776
00:57:54,836 --> 00:57:57,396
For selling weapons
to a known criminal.
777
00:57:57,556 --> 00:57:59,148
[SCREAMlNG ]
778
00:58:01,556 --> 00:58:03,308
''Sunshine Kids. ''
779
00:58:06,996 --> 00:58:09,556
We've been set up.
780
00:58:12,596 --> 00:58:15,156
l am completely disgusted with you all.
781
00:58:15,316 --> 00:58:19,195
l am glad my good friend, Commandant
Lassard, knew nothing about this.
782
00:58:19,356 --> 00:58:21,995
You are a disgrace to your uniforms. . .
783
00:58:22,156 --> 00:58:25,785
. . .and an embarrassment to me.
784
00:58:25,956 --> 00:58:28,186
Yuri, you know what to do. Do it.
785
00:58:33,236 --> 00:58:35,033
[MAKlNG CRUNCHlNG SOUNDS]
786
00:58:42,196 --> 00:58:44,505
Ever since he return from Moscow. . .
787
00:58:44,676 --> 00:58:48,430
. . .l have been trying
to capture Konali red-handed!
788
00:58:49,876 --> 00:58:55,792
And now you cowboys waltz in
and smash my work to pieces!
789
00:58:56,916 --> 00:59:01,068
So now,
if my police look at Konali wrong. . .
790
00:59:01,236 --> 00:59:03,955
. . .Konali will scream harassment!
791
00:59:05,556 --> 00:59:07,308
Americans. . .
792
00:59:08,396 --> 00:59:12,105
. . .you are hereby ordered
to leave Russia.
793
00:59:12,276 --> 00:59:13,675
[WHlSTLlNG ]
794
00:59:13,876 --> 00:59:16,071
You understand?
795
00:59:17,916 --> 00:59:19,554
Get out!
796
00:59:19,716 --> 00:59:21,115
[GROWLlNG ]
797
00:59:21,316 --> 00:59:23,034
By 3:00 tomorrow!
798
00:59:23,196 --> 00:59:24,595
[WHlMPERlNG ]
799
00:59:25,876 --> 00:59:27,867
Or else!
800
00:59:29,636 --> 00:59:30,910
And as for you. . . .
801
00:59:53,716 --> 00:59:57,425
JONES: Sir? Wanna remind you
the plane leaves at 3:00.
802
00:59:57,596 --> 00:59:59,951
ln the bathroom.
803
01:00:00,916 --> 01:00:02,713
Sir?
804
01:00:03,116 --> 01:00:05,107
[BELCHlNG ]
805
01:00:05,996 --> 01:00:09,068
Something about that sign disturbs me.
806
01:00:09,956 --> 01:00:11,355
Mama.
807
01:00:12,116 --> 01:00:15,188
-What do you say we--?
-l'm way ahead of you.
808
01:00:23,476 --> 01:00:24,989
Sir?
809
01:00:25,196 --> 01:00:26,754
[SPEAKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY]
810
01:00:40,316 --> 01:00:41,590
[SPEAKlNG lN RUSSlAN]
811
01:00:41,756 --> 01:00:46,671
The other bag. The other-- Big bag-ski,
big bag. Here, give it to me. Ow!
812
01:00:47,156 --> 01:00:48,953
Jones! Get me up!
813
01:00:49,116 --> 01:00:51,949
l have never been humiliated
like this before!
814
01:00:52,116 --> 01:00:55,267
-So you've been humiliated other ways?
-Just shut up, Jones.
815
01:00:55,436 --> 01:00:57,074
-Oh, yes, sir.
-Connors!
816
01:00:57,236 --> 01:00:59,352
l thought you weren't coming.
817
01:01:01,556 --> 01:01:04,275
Didn't want my heart to be broken.
Now it's too late.
818
01:01:12,916 --> 01:01:14,508
Callahan! They got Callahan!
819
01:01:18,676 --> 01:01:20,428
CALLAHAN: Who the hell?
-Callahan!
820
01:01:20,596 --> 01:01:23,030
-Connors!
HARRlS: Let's go!
821
01:01:23,196 --> 01:01:26,393
Don't worry about me!
Take care of yourself!
822
01:01:26,876 --> 01:01:29,344
HARRlS:
Go! Go! Go! Go!
823
01:01:29,516 --> 01:01:30,790
[WHlSTLES]
824
01:01:30,956 --> 01:01:32,787
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
825
01:01:32,956 --> 01:01:38,826
Come on! Move-ski, move-ski, move-ski!
Go! Go! Start it up! Go!
826
01:01:39,716 --> 01:01:42,992
Connors! Hang on, Connors!
827
01:01:44,236 --> 01:01:45,589
[YELLlNG ]
828
01:01:45,756 --> 01:01:46,984
Shut up.
829
01:01:48,276 --> 01:01:50,949
Sergeant, can't you go any faster?
Make this thing go!
830
01:01:51,156 --> 01:01:54,990
KATRlNA: He's going to get killed!
-Nobody on my team gets killed. . .
831
01:01:55,156 --> 01:01:58,353
-. . .and that's an order!
CONNORS: l'm gonna get killed!
832
01:01:58,516 --> 01:01:59,869
Jeez!
833
01:02:02,076 --> 01:02:03,794
Shake him off!
834
01:02:10,996 --> 01:02:12,395
Whoa!
835
01:02:12,796 --> 01:02:14,946
-Tackleberry, give me your gun.
-Yes, sir!
836
01:02:15,156 --> 01:02:19,468
This is a locator bullet. lf we can hit the
car with it, we can follow it anywhere.
837
01:02:20,276 --> 01:02:21,504
TACKLEBERRY:
Yes, sir!
838
01:02:21,676 --> 01:02:24,110
Sasha, just get me one clean shot.
839
01:02:24,276 --> 01:02:26,710
Fire it, Tack. Fire it, let's go!
840
01:02:27,916 --> 01:02:30,828
Tackleberry, do something right
for a change. Hit that car!
841
01:02:33,116 --> 01:02:34,344
Gotcha.
842
01:02:36,876 --> 01:02:38,707
[SCREAMlNG ]
843
01:02:43,316 --> 01:02:45,307
[SHOUTlNG lN RUSSlAN]
844
01:02:46,556 --> 01:02:48,433
-My buddy! Help!
HARRlS: Russkies!
845
01:02:48,596 --> 01:02:50,632
Russkies, in the motorcycle!
846
01:02:56,916 --> 01:02:59,794
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
847
01:03:05,756 --> 01:03:08,395
HARRlS: Don't you understand English?
Faster!
848
01:03:10,116 --> 01:03:12,266
MAN:
What is this, a rodeo? Come on!
849
01:03:20,196 --> 01:03:21,709
CONNORS:
Get closer!
850
01:03:33,596 --> 01:03:35,109
Connors!
851
01:03:44,756 --> 01:03:48,590
Connors! You better be glad you
weren't killed, because l've got a plan.
852
01:03:48,756 --> 01:03:50,747
Hurry up. Move it, move it, move it!
853
01:03:52,556 --> 01:03:54,069
lt works.
854
01:04:06,356 --> 01:04:10,986
Shamed. ln front of my men!
My peers!
855
01:04:11,716 --> 01:04:14,833
-My mommy!
-Sorry about that.
856
01:04:23,196 --> 01:04:26,393
You. You will pay dearly
for what you have done!
857
01:04:28,956 --> 01:04:30,514
l know.
858
01:04:31,036 --> 01:04:33,027
[SNORTlNG ]
859
01:04:36,636 --> 01:04:38,035
[GASPS]
860
01:04:38,276 --> 01:04:42,269
-You will marry me.
-Wow.
861
01:04:42,436 --> 01:04:45,394
-Nice getup.
-Thanks.
862
01:04:47,716 --> 01:04:52,790
-We're going to share everything.
-Okay.
863
01:05:01,476 --> 01:05:03,194
[SPEAKlNG lN RUSSlAN]
864
01:05:04,716 --> 01:05:06,707
Right in bull's-eye!
865
01:05:10,116 --> 01:05:14,826
l cannot believe your obstinacy!
You could have had it all!
866
01:05:15,116 --> 01:05:18,233
lnstead you betray me?
l am going to bury you!
867
01:05:20,436 --> 01:05:22,791
-Ooh!
-What? What? l'm busy!
868
01:05:22,956 --> 01:05:25,311
The game is in
the police station computer.
869
01:05:30,836 --> 01:05:32,952
l'm in! Yes!
870
01:05:33,116 --> 01:05:37,712
Now for the key. My secret code.
Turn around.
871
01:05:37,996 --> 01:05:40,556
-Three, four, five.
KONALl: Yes.
872
01:05:40,796 --> 01:05:45,347
Everything ready at the warehouse?
Got to go, cupcake.
873
01:05:46,956 --> 01:05:49,516
l get in touch with you later.
See if you change your mind.
874
01:05:49,676 --> 01:05:51,075
[SPEAKS lN RUSSlAN]
875
01:05:52,836 --> 01:05:54,235
Ah!
876
01:06:07,156 --> 01:06:09,431
MAN:
Shoot him.
877
01:06:16,916 --> 01:06:18,986
Look, he left us play toy.
878
01:06:20,396 --> 01:06:22,307
l really need this.
879
01:06:22,516 --> 01:06:24,347
Tackleberry, crash the left window.
880
01:06:24,516 --> 01:06:26,984
Jones, Connors, Katrina,
the right window.
881
01:06:27,356 --> 01:06:30,154
l'll go through the roof with the guys.
882
01:06:30,916 --> 01:06:34,067
-How about the door?
-Well, move it, move it, move it.
883
01:06:34,956 --> 01:06:37,186
CALLAHAN:
Take that, perverts!
884
01:06:37,356 --> 01:06:40,632
This next room has to be it.
Crash through on the count of three.
885
01:06:40,796 --> 01:06:43,629
-One, two--
-Freeze!
886
01:06:43,796 --> 01:06:46,868
-Did anyone hear me say ''three''?
-l took care of it.
887
01:06:47,476 --> 01:06:48,704
-Where is he?
-He's gone.
888
01:06:49,116 --> 01:06:51,584
Konali has left the building.
889
01:06:51,756 --> 01:06:54,589
Some command let him break into
the police computer system.
890
01:06:54,756 --> 01:06:58,305
-lf he gets in, we can't stop him.
-His hacker was working on the game.
891
01:06:58,476 --> 01:07:01,115
-The key must be on it.
CALLAHAN: They're sending a shipment.
892
01:07:01,276 --> 01:07:03,790
-They're at the warehouse.
-Let's go.
893
01:07:04,836 --> 01:07:08,909
Wait. Talinsky said if you're not
on the 3:00 flight he'll arrest you.
894
01:07:09,116 --> 01:07:12,233
She's right. Let's go anyway.
895
01:07:14,476 --> 01:07:16,467
[SlREN WAlLlNG ]
896
01:07:16,676 --> 01:07:19,634
JONES: No problem.
-There, that's them! Go, go, go!
897
01:07:19,796 --> 01:07:21,832
CALLAHAN: lt's Talinsky.
-Okay, it's a problem.
898
01:07:28,316 --> 01:07:30,307
[SPEAKlNG lN RUSSlAN]
899
01:07:51,716 --> 01:07:54,992
Good. Good.
900
01:07:55,156 --> 01:07:58,831
ln 48 hours, ''The New Game''
will be in stores worldwide.
901
01:08:08,596 --> 01:08:10,348
HARRlS:
How we gonna park?
902
01:08:16,996 --> 01:08:18,714
Sasha!
903
01:08:26,356 --> 01:08:30,508
Let's go! Let's go!
Move it! Move it! Move it!
904
01:08:30,676 --> 01:08:33,873
All right, listen up! Listen up!
Jones, give me those handcuffs.
905
01:08:34,036 --> 01:08:37,551
-Now, remember: l will arrest Konali.
-Come on. Come on. Come on.
906
01:08:37,716 --> 01:08:40,913
Now, we attack on three.
One, two--
907
01:08:43,956 --> 01:08:45,708
Stop! Stop! Stop!
908
01:08:51,036 --> 01:08:54,665
Advertising spots will run consecutive
days for the next three months.
909
01:08:54,836 --> 01:08:57,430
And A.M. Moscow wants you
for a guest spot.
910
01:08:58,916 --> 01:09:01,032
Keep car running!
911
01:09:01,196 --> 01:09:04,745
-Where is master disk and passkey?
-lt's back inside your safe.
912
01:09:04,916 --> 01:09:07,032
ln the restaurant office,
as you requested.
913
01:09:07,196 --> 01:09:08,948
KONALl:
Good.
914
01:09:09,116 --> 01:09:11,676
Hey, Natasha.
915
01:09:11,836 --> 01:09:15,465
-l'll let you know if l need anything else.
CONNORS: You need a good attorney.
916
01:09:15,636 --> 01:09:18,833
Konstantine Konali, l arrest you
in the name of the law.
917
01:09:18,996 --> 01:09:20,748
Stop. Everybody stop.
918
01:09:20,916 --> 01:09:25,353
-Put up gun!
-l have arrested Konali. He's my prisoner.
919
01:09:25,556 --> 01:09:28,468
l will not be humiliated again
like Bolshoi disaster.
920
01:09:29,356 --> 01:09:31,267
l've seen this before.
921
01:09:31,436 --> 01:09:33,586
l was playing with this
in Rakov's office.
922
01:09:33,756 --> 01:09:36,907
My lawyer's going to sue
for malicious prosecution. . .
923
01:09:37,076 --> 01:09:40,864
. . .intentional harassment
and breaking a guy's heart.
924
01:09:41,396 --> 01:09:44,911
You're not going to sue anybody,
because l am sending you to jail.
925
01:09:45,076 --> 01:09:49,035
-Do you have proof?
-Proof? Proof.
926
01:09:49,756 --> 01:09:52,065
-Do we have proof?
CALLAHAN: Yes.
927
01:09:52,436 --> 01:09:55,269
Lieutenant, it's right under your nose.
928
01:09:57,996 --> 01:10:00,066
What's the number
of the police computer?
929
01:10:00,236 --> 01:10:01,555
KATRlNA:
291 3855.
930
01:10:01,716 --> 01:10:04,310
-That's top security--
-Type in ''Konali. ''
931
01:10:10,636 --> 01:10:13,514
JONES: Come on, Connors. Keep trying.
-Try ''Konstantine. ''
932
01:10:17,756 --> 01:10:20,111
-No.
-Wait. lt was five letters.
933
01:10:20,276 --> 01:10:22,232
l saw Konali type five letters.
934
01:10:23,356 --> 01:10:24,630
CONNORS:
''Greed. ''
935
01:10:25,996 --> 01:10:27,634
Type in ''greed. ''
936
01:10:32,756 --> 01:10:34,348
Classified information!
937
01:10:34,516 --> 01:10:36,666
Konali hid a program
in his computer game.
938
01:10:36,836 --> 01:10:40,749
Nobody would know it was there.
lt allowed him access to the user's files.
939
01:10:40,916 --> 01:10:42,827
lt's like stealing candy from a baby.
940
01:10:42,996 --> 01:10:46,193
Or top-secret information
from a government.
941
01:10:47,116 --> 01:10:50,904
l finally got you, Konali. Ha!
942
01:10:51,276 --> 01:10:53,710
Captain Harris?
943
01:10:54,156 --> 01:10:55,555
[SCREAMS]
944
01:10:55,716 --> 01:10:57,672
CALLAHAN:
Oh, no.
945
01:11:03,116 --> 01:11:07,951
A toast to my new Russian family.
946
01:11:09,996 --> 01:11:11,395
[SPEAKS lN RUSSlAN]
947
01:11:14,116 --> 01:11:15,515
[COUGHS]
948
01:11:20,036 --> 01:11:23,949
Excuse me.
l have to go to the boys' room.
949
01:11:33,876 --> 01:11:35,514
Oh, excuse me.
950
01:11:35,676 --> 01:11:37,712
-l thought this was the bathroom.
-You!
951
01:11:38,796 --> 01:11:40,593
-Lassard.
-Why, yes.
952
01:11:40,756 --> 01:11:43,554
l'm flattered you recognize me.
l'm not sure where--
953
01:11:43,716 --> 01:11:45,832
-You can't have me!
-l don't want you.
954
01:11:47,636 --> 01:11:49,035
-En garde!
-On what?
955
01:12:06,676 --> 01:12:08,268
You have any last requests?
956
01:12:10,236 --> 01:12:12,750
God! God! Sonny Bono!
957
01:12:19,156 --> 01:12:20,475
LASSARD:
Upsy-daisy!
958
01:12:22,396 --> 01:12:23,795
Ah-ha!
959
01:12:24,196 --> 01:12:26,630
-You look familiar.
-Don't play with me, Lassard.
960
01:12:27,556 --> 01:12:29,387
-Was it Paris?
-No, not Paris.
961
01:12:29,556 --> 01:12:31,672
-Rome?
-Not Rome.
962
01:12:31,836 --> 01:12:34,191
You think you can play me the fool?
963
01:12:35,196 --> 01:12:36,595
Ol�!
964
01:12:37,516 --> 01:12:39,472
You'll never take me, Lassard!
965
01:12:41,076 --> 01:12:44,273
Not Konstantine Konali!
966
01:12:45,996 --> 01:12:49,432
Ah! l remember you now.
967
01:12:53,596 --> 01:12:57,555
You're under arrest
for crimes against Russia. . .
968
01:12:57,716 --> 01:13:01,709
. . .and America and their citizens!
Ha!
969
01:13:03,516 --> 01:13:05,507
[APPLAUSE]
970
01:13:11,956 --> 01:13:13,514
Do it!
971
01:13:18,996 --> 01:13:21,112
-Today. . .
-Today, today.
972
01:13:22,396 --> 01:13:24,864
-. . .we have shown. . .
JONES: We have shown, we have shown.
973
01:13:25,196 --> 01:13:26,595
Hm.
974
01:13:29,516 --> 01:13:33,031
-. . .people everywhere. . .
-People everywhere--
975
01:13:35,316 --> 01:13:39,025
. . .that Americans and Russians
are brothers.
976
01:13:42,716 --> 01:13:44,866
l honor you and your team.
977
01:13:45,036 --> 01:13:48,585
Would Commandant Lassard
please join me at podium?
978
01:14:04,116 --> 01:14:05,708
Comrade.
979
01:14:05,876 --> 01:14:11,428
And now, as a special tribute
to our American friends. . .
980
01:14:11,596 --> 01:14:14,030
. . .l salute you all.
72101
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
