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That fucking butterfly.
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So what, dude! It's not my bike.
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I stole it from that cunt.
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That homo on Horzik Street.
The short, cross-eyed one.
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Dude, I told him not to ride
on my street.
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And what does he do?
He does it anyway.
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So I see him coming as I'm waiting
in the bushes. Dude, I jump out...
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That's my grill, cunt!
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It's all bent! Do you know
how much that costs?
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It's all good.
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I don't feel anything.
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I'm doing great!
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I'm hungry.
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Just as the economy
seemed to be recovering...
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...we're looking at yet
another bad forecast.
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Economists predict a second,
even bigger crisis...
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...named 'The Black Hole',
which will mainly affect this region.
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Difficult times may be ahead
for the people of Brabant.
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I'll keep you informed. I'm Peter Vernhout,
reporting from's Hertogenbosch...
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Look at this.
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Jody Bernal's coming to Maaskantje!
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Who would go and see that?
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Que si, que no!
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Such a homo.
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Two grizzly's, noodles,
a fried sausage...
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...two Ricky Martins with peanut sauce,
turkey stick, a Sloppy Joe,
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...and a sausage roll,
a large order of chicken nuggets...
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...and bakpaos.
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Hey Henk.
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You forgot my fried chicken!
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- You didn't put your order in.
- I did, dude.
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- No, you didn't.
- I did.
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You mongoloid!
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Truck driver! Honk, honk.
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Hey cunt! We're done!
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We got it.
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Take care!
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Hey Robbie, can I have one?
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Are you kidding me?
I haven't eaten all day, cunt!
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Seasoned meat. He likes that.
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Stay away from my nuggets, cunt!
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Good afternoon gentlemen.
What's going on here?
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We're drinking beer.
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According to regional law that is
prohibited. So hand over those beers, guys.
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No.
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Come on guys. Give me those beers
or I will have to take you in.
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Hey dickhead!
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- You feel like running?
- Excuse me?
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Nice...
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...it's the weekend.
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Bullshit. It's Tuesday, cunt!
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No dude, it's Sunday!
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Fuck!
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Hey! What are you doing?
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- What?
- What are you doing?
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Can't...
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- What?
- Easy dude.
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I always lift TV's like that.
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No worries, dude. I bet...
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...it will work when you plug it back in.
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- What do you mean 'no worries'?
- No, no, no.
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I swear.
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I swear to you!
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Hey, homo.
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What you're going to do is...
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You are going home.
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And you're not coming back here.
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What are you doing here?
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Checking up on you guys.
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Where are the gardening hoes?
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What kind of an ugly thing is that?
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That's Gradje!
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Whatever.
You don't bring it to work, you idiot!
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- He ruined that gardening hoe.
- Yeah. So what?
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'So what? '
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You know what, dude?
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You and your fucking dog are fired.
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And you too, Robbie.
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Don't talk that way about my dog, cunt!
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You can stick that job up your ass.
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I'll go and get unemployment benefits.
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Yeah, you cunt!
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Hey, Rikkert!
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You're fired, cunt.
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Hey, Rikkert, just joking.
It's a joke.
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Hey, Rikkert!
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But you are fired.
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I can only keep the best.
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And I fucked your mother in the ass.
Just so you know.
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Now go away, Rikkert.
Get out, Rikkert.
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Say hi to your mother.
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Headlines: Mass dismisssal
caused by financial crisis
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I got fired today too!
Dammit! That fucking crisis!
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Anyway, I think you should
start working more.
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Are you crazy?
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I'm already at the grocery store six days
a week. How much more could I work?
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I don't know. Seven days?
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00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:16,999
What have you done in the last three
months that you've been living here?
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- I haven't gotten laid. That's for sure.
- What?
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What? Am I right?
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We've been together for thirteen weeks.
And I'm only allowed to use my fingers.
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What? Am I right?
You will have a finger, but not a cock.
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It's not like you're still a virgin.
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See? Nothing.
This is not working.
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Call me when you're ready to fuck!
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Jody Bernal is coming
to Maaskantje
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- Do I smell poop?
- It's the bakpao he just had.
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Can I stay here?
I got into trouble with my hoe.
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Hoe!
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It's all good, dude.
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Dammit! That was the best part
of the show.
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You are foul-mouthed.
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I work, maybe you should too.
Find a new job.
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I can't see.
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What are you doing?
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You are worthless.
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You are a weak homo,
just like your father.
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That's why he left you.
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Dude, what are you doing?
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Can I stay with you for a while?
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My mom is giving me a hard time,
you know. I'll be good.
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You know me.
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Get off that couch!
That's my spot, dude.
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Nice ottoman, right?
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We are live at Gerstakker in Maaskantje,
where there's a fire.
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After attempting to extinguish
the fire, the firefighters...
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00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:06,707
...had to let the home burn down.
We have no information on the tenants.
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All we know is that there's
a strong cannabis smell.
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I will keep you informed.
This is Peter Vernhout...
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Awesome! All buds.
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You can stay here too.
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Sorry.
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Watch me! Watch me!
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I got my unemployment check.
Money for free, dude.
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Let's buy stuff!
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Hey.
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You're not even responding.
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Fine. Whatever.
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That's 112 euros and 16 cents.
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You said 112, right?
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Yes, 112.
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That's no problem.
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You can make it 150.
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What a bitch. She can whine...
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...but she can't fuck.
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What is her problem?
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00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:04,165
Let it go, dude.
Go fuck other chicks.
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Maybe one without kids,
one who isn't pregnant.
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I'm loving this.
Hanging out all day.
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I just need to fill out the papers
for more free money.
151
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:16,957
That's what I was thinking.
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00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:23,624
Gentlemen at pump two,
please put out your cigarettes.
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Thank you... for that.
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Can you pay for this?
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I just got work done on the car.
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Of course.
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That's 94 euros, please.
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Get me a carton, dude.
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That will be 132 euros, please.
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CARD DECLINED
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O, my god. What happened?
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I go and buy some stuff
and my money is gone?
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How much do I get from those
dickheads? I can't live like this.
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Hey... Dries.
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I owe you this one. We have to go.
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Take care!
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Social Security Office
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I'm not getting enough money, dude.
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I understand.
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I want you to write down our names.
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Richard Batsbak.
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Robbie Schuurmans.
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Rikkert Biemans.
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Barrie Butsers.
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And also include that ugly ass
Gerrie van Boven while you're at it.
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Sure. And what can I do for you?
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What do you think?
You need to give us more money, cunt!
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Unfortunately
I won't be able to do that.
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Give us more money, cunt!
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'Dear Mr. R. Batsbak...
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As a result of the serious threats...
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...addressed to our main office...
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...we need to inform you...
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We need to inform you that as of
today you won't be receiving...
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...unemployment benefits.
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This also applies to Mr. R. Schuurmans...
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...Mr. R. Biemans, Mr. B. Butsers...
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...Mr. G. Van Boven.
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Kind regards, Chairman of the Board.'
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Goddammit!
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None of us are getting any money.
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If they want to play hard ball,
that's fine.
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Then I won't be paying
for anything anymore!
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What?
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We won't be paying
for anything anymore!
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Yes!
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Last warning
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- I don't see anything.
- Over there, dude.
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Hey!
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If I ever see you here again,
I will kill you, cunt!
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Public Prosecutor
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Chinese? Get me a Chinese
rice table for five persons.
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00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:24,040
That's 89 euros and 20 cents.
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I don't have any money.
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Goddammit!
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- Mister Batsbak?
- Yes.
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- R. Batsbak?
- All right.
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You have a delinquent balance on...
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Truck driver.
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Ok, but...
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Here's the door.
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Good job, dude.
Here's some money.
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Ok, thanks.
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- Are you Richard Batsbak?
- Yes. So?
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Mister Batsbak. Finally.
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I'm with the collection agency,
and I have some bad news.
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You haven't responded
to our payment reminders.
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Regarding your delinquent balance.
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And?
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And? As a result you
now only have two days...
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- I won't pay for anything anymore.
- You won't pay?
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00:22:37,750 --> 00:22:39,332
That's not how it works.
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Are you deaf?
I don't have money, cunt!
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00:22:43,416 --> 00:22:46,499
And if I had it, you wouldn't get it,
you asshole!
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Now, get out of here!
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We can't tolerate that, sir.
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We will take care of it.
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It's going to be all right.
Make a left here, you said?
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You, again?
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Wait.
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Leave me alone, dude.
You had to run to the cops.
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I don't have the money,
so you can't get it from me, cunt!
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Good afternoon. In Maaskantje a person
has decided to stop paying for anything.
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When an officer and a bill collector
tried to change his mind...
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...he made it very clear
that they were not welcome.
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This is a man who refuses
to pay off his debt.
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And he can't get away with that.
238
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So I'm assuming
he hasn't been arrested?
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That's correct.
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But again, he won't get away with this.
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If we would all behave this way,
we would have chaos.
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That cop got smashed.
Look at his black eye.
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Pussy!
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Dickhead!
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How do you deal with the situation?
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I'm just doing my job.
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This unusual event has shocked
the quiet town of Maaskantje.
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This is Peter Vernhout,
reporting live from Maaskantje.
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00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:22,540
Hey, Henk. What about
my four bakpaos, dude?
250
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My god. You, again?
Get your asses out of here!
251
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My face is burned
because of you, ugly cunt!
252
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Easy, dude.
Get your hands off Gerrie!
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00:24:34,291 --> 00:24:35,707
That's right!
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00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:39,290
Easy, dude. Just give us the food,
and put it on our tab.
255
00:24:39,541 --> 00:24:41,832
You don't have a tab!
256
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,332
Get out, goddammit!
257
00:24:46,083 --> 00:24:48,540
Easy, dude. With you AIDS-face!
258
00:24:49,791 --> 00:24:51,165
Out!
259
00:24:53,250 --> 00:24:54,582
Where is Rikkert?
260
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,040
Who is he?
261
00:25:07,916 --> 00:25:09,832
This is The Dave.
262
00:25:10,250 --> 00:25:11,332
Want some XTC?
263
00:25:11,791 --> 00:25:14,665
- What did you say?
- Want to buy some XTC?
264
00:25:14,833 --> 00:25:17,790
Some diamonds or mitsubitchis?
265
00:25:17,958 --> 00:25:22,374
You're probably interested in
the old school stuff. The ones...
266
00:25:22,541 --> 00:25:24,749
...that make you tweak, right?
267
00:25:26,625 --> 00:25:27,915
I got those.
268
00:25:28,083 --> 00:25:30,999
He's my new boyfriend.
He's from Schijndel.
269
00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:36,374
Goddammit. Already?
270
00:25:36,541 --> 00:25:37,874
You fucking whore!
271
00:25:38,208 --> 00:25:40,749
You know what?
272
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,874
Two can play that game.
I'm going to fuck other girls.
273
00:25:44,041 --> 00:25:45,707
No problem, dude!
274
00:25:46,625 --> 00:25:48,165
Take care...
275
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,290
...you whore!
276
00:25:58,833 --> 00:26:00,499
Such a whore!
277
00:26:03,250 --> 00:26:06,082
Hi baby, are you horny?
278
00:26:06,250 --> 00:26:08,249
I am so horny.
279
00:26:08,416 --> 00:26:12,249
Good. I want to fuck you.
Can't we meet somewhere?
280
00:26:12,416 --> 00:26:14,624
Are you in the area?
In Maaskantje?
281
00:26:14,791 --> 00:26:19,207
Can't we chat for a bit? I want
to feel you inside my shaved pussy.
282
00:26:19,375 --> 00:26:23,457
That's nice.
But can't you come here?
283
00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:25,457
So I can fuck you,
and then you can leave.
284
00:26:25,625 --> 00:26:28,582
I want you to fuck me in my ass.
Very hard and deep.
285
00:26:28,750 --> 00:26:31,874
You sound like a big boy.
Oh, you're so big.
286
00:26:32,833 --> 00:26:35,290
Yes, you stupid whore.
287
00:26:35,458 --> 00:26:37,790
I told you to come
meet me, goddammit.
288
00:26:37,958 --> 00:26:39,999
Maaskantje, close to
Den Dungen, you know.
289
00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:42,665
Oh, I'm so horny.
290
00:26:46,708 --> 00:26:48,499
Never mind!
291
00:26:48,666 --> 00:26:50,790
You stupid whore!
292
00:26:53,375 --> 00:26:56,957
Adrie, you are a police officer.
293
00:26:57,541 --> 00:27:00,582
You have to show them authority.
294
00:27:00,750 --> 00:27:02,457
Nobody will take us seriously.
295
00:27:02,750 --> 00:27:07,207
Dickheads! Let me out of here.
I didn't rob anybody.
296
00:27:07,375 --> 00:27:08,915
Joost van Gaalen again?
297
00:27:09,083 --> 00:27:12,540
We have forces coming in
from Schijndel.
298
00:27:12,708 --> 00:27:15,040
And we're going to get
these guys, understood?
299
00:27:16,250 --> 00:27:17,499
I got it.
300
00:27:30,041 --> 00:27:32,582
Good afternoon, gentlemen.
301
00:27:36,291 --> 00:27:38,915
We're with Brabant TV.
302
00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:43,040
My name is Peter Vernhout.
And this is Rene.
303
00:27:43,750 --> 00:27:45,957
Rene is our cameraman.
304
00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:52,707
We were wondering if we
could ask you a few questions?
305
00:27:52,916 --> 00:27:53,957
What for?
306
00:27:54,375 --> 00:27:58,624
We did an interview here earlier.
You know, with your local police officer.
307
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:03,582
- How much do we get for it?
- Well, that's not how it works.
308
00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:05,707
Forty euros!
309
00:28:06,875 --> 00:28:10,665
That's a reasonable amount.
I think we can do that.
310
00:28:10,833 --> 00:28:13,165
- A hundred euros!
- That's...
311
00:28:13,333 --> 00:28:15,957
That might be too much.
I don't think...
312
00:28:16,125 --> 00:28:17,540
A thousand euros!
313
00:28:21,208 --> 00:28:23,415
How much money did you bring?
314
00:28:23,583 --> 00:28:25,832
So... A hundred, right?
315
00:28:26,541 --> 00:28:31,415
A hundred and fifty, dude!
Don't try to screw us, cunt!
316
00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:45,915
I'm just a normal, hardworking...
317
00:28:46,416 --> 00:28:48,457
...guy, you know.
318
00:28:48,916 --> 00:28:51,665
My dog means
everything to me! Gradje.
319
00:28:52,375 --> 00:28:54,457
Such a sweet dog, dude.
320
00:28:55,208 --> 00:28:57,582
He needs to eat special food.
321
00:28:57,750 --> 00:28:59,415
His intestines are sensitive.
322
00:29:00,958 --> 00:29:06,207
But I got fired, because
I brought my dog with me to work.
323
00:29:06,833 --> 00:29:10,290
But he's sick, you understand?
I can't leave him at home by himself.
324
00:29:14,041 --> 00:29:16,707
That is such a sweet dog, dude.
325
00:29:20,666 --> 00:29:23,415
My god, that is a sweet dog.
326
00:29:23,583 --> 00:29:27,582
And because of the crisis
it's been hard to find a new job.
327
00:29:30,625 --> 00:29:33,624
You could get unemployment benefits.
328
00:29:33,791 --> 00:29:35,749
Dude, they don't give me
enough money.
329
00:29:35,916 --> 00:29:39,915
Me too, dude.
I got fired because of the crisis.
330
00:29:40,083 --> 00:29:45,457
And then I lost my wife and my kids,
because I couldn't take care of them.
331
00:29:45,625 --> 00:29:48,415
And now they don't send us
our checks...
332
00:29:48,583 --> 00:29:50,999
...because Richard asked
for a little bit more money.
333
00:29:51,166 --> 00:29:54,624
Because he needed it to buy
special food for his dog.
334
00:29:55,916 --> 00:29:57,749
That sucks, man.
335
00:29:58,041 --> 00:30:02,124
Richard, Rikkert, Gerrie,
Robbie and Barrie.
336
00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:05,832
Five guys without a job and without
unemployment benefits...
337
00:30:06,125 --> 00:30:08,290
Are they dangerous swindlers...
338
00:30:08,458 --> 00:30:11,624
...or victims of this crisis?
You decide for yourself.
339
00:30:11,791 --> 00:30:15,207
Those asshole cops!
They are not going to give up.
340
00:30:15,375 --> 00:30:17,832
They could come after us.
341
00:30:18,208 --> 00:30:20,499
And then what?
Let them come here.
342
00:30:20,666 --> 00:30:23,582
We will beat them up again,
those homos.
343
00:30:23,750 --> 00:30:26,499
Hit them in the face.
344
00:30:35,875 --> 00:30:38,165
I will clean that up.
345
00:31:06,375 --> 00:31:08,999
Doesn't that look nice?
346
00:31:56,916 --> 00:31:58,790
Richard Batsbak!
347
00:31:58,958 --> 00:32:03,332
If you don't come outside within
five seconds, we will come in.
348
00:32:18,416 --> 00:32:19,749
Dude!
349
00:32:26,916 --> 00:32:29,665
Ten, nine...
350
00:32:29,833 --> 00:32:31,707
...eight, seven...
351
00:32:36,291 --> 00:32:38,457
Goddammit!
352
00:32:45,875 --> 00:32:47,915
Hey, Columbo!
353
00:32:48,083 --> 00:32:51,249
How many times do I have to tell you?
I don't have any money!
354
00:32:52,041 --> 00:32:54,457
You can't get anything
from a man who is broke, cunt!
355
00:32:54,625 --> 00:32:55,790
Stupid cunt!
356
00:32:55,958 --> 00:32:58,665
I won't pay for anything anymore!
357
00:33:03,208 --> 00:33:04,874
Well, ladies and gentlemen...
358
00:33:05,166 --> 00:33:07,874
The police didn't make
a strong impression.
359
00:33:08,041 --> 00:33:10,582
Hey, homo.
360
00:33:11,250 --> 00:33:14,415
We won't pay for anything anymore either.
361
00:33:15,708 --> 00:33:17,832
Hand me four more beers, dude.
362
00:33:19,875 --> 00:33:21,457
Stupid cunt!
363
00:33:32,958 --> 00:33:34,082
What do you want?
364
00:33:34,250 --> 00:33:38,499
We were wondering
if we could...
365
00:33:39,166 --> 00:33:41,832
...shoot a documentary.
366
00:34:01,958 --> 00:34:05,665
It was going well.
But then officer Wanrooy...
367
00:34:05,833 --> 00:34:09,332
I don't want to hear it!
Enough excuses.
368
00:34:09,875 --> 00:34:13,374
Tomorrow a few colleagues from
Den Bosch will come to arrest the boys.
369
00:34:13,541 --> 00:34:16,749
And you will go with them.
You could learn from them.
370
00:34:17,833 --> 00:34:22,540
Are you guys fucking each other?
Homo cops!
371
00:34:25,458 --> 00:34:28,249
Last night was the start of a series
of riots throughout the Brabant region.
372
00:34:28,625 --> 00:34:32,624
Incidents have been reported in
Den Bosch, Eindhoven, Schijndel, Breda...
373
00:34:32,791 --> 00:34:34,499
...and even Budel.
374
00:34:37,833 --> 00:34:43,207
People refuse to be victims of this crisis,
and take matters into their own hands.
375
00:34:45,416 --> 00:34:49,624
Yesterday, this group of guys
from Maaskantje gave the example.
376
00:34:56,416 --> 00:35:00,040
Dad... I love you...
377
00:35:02,666 --> 00:35:05,290
Hey cunt! Look at this.
378
00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:07,415
This is crazy!
379
00:35:08,291 --> 00:35:10,457
What do you mean?
380
00:35:10,750 --> 00:35:13,665
Look at this fucking mess!
It's all broken, cunt!
381
00:35:14,166 --> 00:35:16,499
Take it easy.
Not everything is broken.
382
00:35:16,666 --> 00:35:19,707
Look at this. This is still working.
383
00:35:25,166 --> 00:35:28,207
Goddammit,
you are such a stupid cunt!
384
00:35:28,375 --> 00:35:30,540
You are a real bum!
385
00:35:30,750 --> 00:35:33,707
Stay away from my nuggets, cunt.
386
00:35:34,041 --> 00:35:37,999
Dude, what are you doing?
Goddammit, you are such a stupid cunt!
387
00:35:39,791 --> 00:35:43,290
Barry! I know someone
who can give us money.
388
00:35:43,958 --> 00:35:47,082
Rikkert, I'm taking the car.
I'm going to Den Bosch.
389
00:35:48,333 --> 00:35:50,374
Suck my cock.
390
00:35:55,250 --> 00:35:57,707
We will pay you later.
391
00:35:57,875 --> 00:35:59,707
It's all good, dude.
392
00:36:16,625 --> 00:36:17,957
Take care!
393
00:36:42,833 --> 00:36:45,415
I want it back in two days,
plus 20 percent.
394
00:36:45,833 --> 00:36:49,915
Of course, dude.
In two days you will get it back.
395
00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:52,665
My promise to you. I swear.
396
00:36:57,208 --> 00:37:01,207
Me and my buddies will guarantee it.
You don't have to worry.
397
00:37:12,416 --> 00:37:14,665
It's going to be all right.
398
00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:16,707
Go Peter!
399
00:37:17,250 --> 00:37:18,957
You're number one!
400
00:37:22,958 --> 00:37:23,999
Take care!
401
00:37:28,583 --> 00:37:30,082
Goddammit!
402
00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:32,457
Rikkert, your car!
403
00:37:33,291 --> 00:37:36,082
It won't work, dude.
Look at that lock.
404
00:37:36,250 --> 00:37:37,874
I got the strongest U-lock.
405
00:37:43,041 --> 00:37:45,540
My car rim! Hey, cunt!
406
00:37:46,416 --> 00:37:48,249
That's a good U-lock,
goddammit.
407
00:37:53,791 --> 00:37:55,290
Hey!
408
00:37:58,875 --> 00:38:01,290
No!
409
00:38:01,458 --> 00:38:04,915
That's my Opel Manta!
410
00:38:06,333 --> 00:38:07,540
Cunt!
411
00:38:16,958 --> 00:38:19,790
- What do you want?
- It's Gerrie. come to Den Bosch.
412
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,915
Come to the Rompert Casino.
I found a solution to our problems.
413
00:38:23,791 --> 00:38:26,874
Due to the delinquent
status on your account...
414
00:38:27,041 --> 00:38:29,999
...your phone service
has been suspended.
415
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,707
We have to go somewhere.
You can wait inside.
416
00:38:36,750 --> 00:38:39,249
And you better
not steal anything, dude.
417
00:38:43,625 --> 00:38:47,499
Gerrie has a plan.
I'm curious to see what that is.
418
00:38:47,666 --> 00:38:51,915
I lost my job, my girl
and my ride, goddammit!
419
00:38:52,791 --> 00:38:56,665
How come Barrie and Gerrie
didn't take the scooter?
420
00:38:57,916 --> 00:38:58,999
What?
421
00:39:19,708 --> 00:39:21,124
I guess we have to walk.
422
00:39:21,291 --> 00:39:22,999
Goddammit!
423
00:39:46,791 --> 00:39:47,999
Sorry.
424
00:39:48,583 --> 00:39:51,790
I took a shit in my jail cell,
there's shit everywhere!
425
00:40:11,041 --> 00:40:13,707
Where did you get
all this money, dude?
426
00:40:14,375 --> 00:40:15,790
No more bets.
427
00:40:16,041 --> 00:40:19,457
Hey, cunt! Tell me where
you got all this money!
428
00:40:19,625 --> 00:40:21,249
Pay attention.
429
00:40:27,125 --> 00:40:30,499
Where did you get the money?
430
00:40:33,166 --> 00:40:35,082
Red 23, congratulations.
431
00:40:41,750 --> 00:40:45,540
Goddammit! What are the odds?
432
00:40:46,208 --> 00:40:49,207
Gerrie is the man!
433
00:40:49,458 --> 00:40:51,332
But he looks like an ass.
434
00:40:53,125 --> 00:40:55,124
Black 11. Too bad.
435
00:41:03,708 --> 00:41:05,290
Goddammit!
436
00:41:05,458 --> 00:41:07,207
What a homo.
437
00:41:10,458 --> 00:41:12,249
I don't get it, man.
438
00:41:12,583 --> 00:41:14,790
This wasn't suppose to happen.
439
00:41:14,958 --> 00:41:17,207
You are such a mongoloid.
440
00:41:18,583 --> 00:41:21,457
This tastes good, dude. Coconut.
441
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,915
Don't worry, dude.
442
00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:27,499
That guy lives all the way
in Den Bosch.
443
00:41:27,666 --> 00:41:30,249
He won't come down to Maaskantje.
444
00:41:35,125 --> 00:41:37,249
I don't have a job.
445
00:41:37,666 --> 00:41:39,540
I lost my Opel Manta.
446
00:41:39,708 --> 00:41:41,457
I lost Manuela.
447
00:41:41,625 --> 00:41:44,207
She has a new boyfriend. Homo.
448
00:41:47,833 --> 00:41:50,165
All I wanted was to fuck.
449
00:41:50,333 --> 00:41:52,999
Just fuck, you know. Fuck.
450
00:41:53,750 --> 00:41:56,499
That new guy probably
fucked her already.
451
00:41:56,666 --> 00:41:59,915
What about me?
No, she won't fuck me.
452
00:42:00,541 --> 00:42:04,665
Why can't I ever have sex?
453
00:42:04,833 --> 00:42:06,915
For once.
454
00:42:09,458 --> 00:42:12,207
Are you a virgin or something?
455
00:42:13,791 --> 00:42:15,040
No.
456
00:42:16,291 --> 00:42:18,374
He is still a virgin.
457
00:42:18,541 --> 00:42:20,499
Hey, homo!
458
00:42:21,458 --> 00:42:23,582
Homo!
459
00:42:32,916 --> 00:42:33,999
Police - Confiscated
460
00:42:34,166 --> 00:42:37,540
Goddammit!
Who do they think they are?
461
00:42:37,875 --> 00:42:40,457
They moved quickly.
462
00:42:48,958 --> 00:42:51,915
I'm going to see Manuela.
And fuck her.
463
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,665
Sure, dude.
464
00:42:56,833 --> 00:42:58,874
Go and do that.
465
00:42:59,208 --> 00:43:02,915
Make sure you get
the right hole. Virgin!
466
00:43:29,583 --> 00:43:32,790
You have such a nice pussy.
467
00:43:38,125 --> 00:43:42,207
I can't wait to come inside you.
Fill you up with semen.
468
00:43:42,375 --> 00:43:44,749
You are such a hot chick.
469
00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:51,207
Take care. See you tonight.
470
00:43:56,833 --> 00:43:57,874
Hey, cunt!
471
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:05,915
...I slapped her face with my hard cock.
Like this.
472
00:44:06,958 --> 00:44:08,207
She was laughing, dude.
473
00:44:14,666 --> 00:44:16,832
Truck driver!
474
00:44:17,500 --> 00:44:18,832
Honk, honk.
475
00:44:42,750 --> 00:44:45,082
There is shit on the wall.
476
00:44:46,791 --> 00:44:48,749
He didn't eat the right food.
477
00:44:53,625 --> 00:44:55,207
Isn't that sad?
478
00:44:57,333 --> 00:45:01,499
You want to drink something, Gradje?
You'll like that.
479
00:45:08,291 --> 00:45:12,457
They cut off the water too?
480
00:45:12,833 --> 00:45:13,957
Cunts!
481
00:45:18,291 --> 00:45:21,457
Ground forces ready?
The warning shot means go.
482
00:45:24,083 --> 00:45:27,707
What are you doing
with that bone, dude?
483
00:45:27,916 --> 00:45:30,082
It tastes all right. A bit salty.
484
00:45:30,250 --> 00:45:32,749
That's Gradje's bone, cunt!
485
00:45:33,250 --> 00:45:36,624
Do you know how hard life is
for that dog?
486
00:45:54,625 --> 00:45:56,082
They're shooting on us.
487
00:46:12,708 --> 00:46:14,665
Reinout Oerlemans - Producer
488
00:46:14,833 --> 00:46:17,999
Ladies and gentlemen,
I have some bad news.
489
00:46:18,166 --> 00:46:21,915
We are out of money. We have
spent all the money in the budget.
490
00:46:22,083 --> 00:46:25,332
I apologize. We have to cancel
the production.
491
00:46:25,500 --> 00:46:30,915
We've tried everything to get more
money, but it didn't work out.
492
00:46:31,291 --> 00:46:35,707
But to ensure that you won't leave
the theater feeling frustrated...
493
00:46:35,875 --> 00:46:39,749
...we have decided that the boys
will tell you the rest of the story...
494
00:46:39,916 --> 00:46:43,874
...so at least you know
how good the ending...
495
00:46:44,041 --> 00:46:47,124
...would have been.
So boys, come over here.
496
00:46:47,458 --> 00:46:50,499
There's the camera.
497
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,332
Good luck!
498
00:46:55,833 --> 00:46:57,749
Goddammit.
499
00:47:05,375 --> 00:47:08,582
Do I have to tell
the whole fucking story?
500
00:47:10,708 --> 00:47:12,707
Gerrie, you tell them.
501
00:47:15,666 --> 00:47:17,540
I don't think so, dude.
502
00:47:21,333 --> 00:47:23,290
So...
503
00:47:24,041 --> 00:47:26,082
The coppers were shooting at us!
504
00:47:26,250 --> 00:47:28,332
- Coppers!
- Yes, coppers!
505
00:47:28,500 --> 00:47:32,624
So we were running from them
and shook them off. Homos!
506
00:47:32,791 --> 00:47:36,999
So we got to the grocery store. We saw
Rikkert's girl, she was closing the store.
507
00:47:37,166 --> 00:47:41,332
She was standing there with
her naked pussy. A big one, dude!
508
00:47:41,500 --> 00:47:45,499
Don't talk shit about Manuela.
What do you mean 'naked pussy'?
509
00:47:46,666 --> 00:47:48,915
- I just thought she was naked.
- No, she wasn't.
510
00:47:51,083 --> 00:47:55,165
So we hid there.
We thought the dog was dead.
511
00:47:55,333 --> 00:47:58,582
Richard went home,
and found him still alive!
512
00:47:58,750 --> 00:48:01,540
He just wouldn't die.
A true die-hard!
513
00:48:14,958 --> 00:48:18,290
Such a sweet dog, dude.
514
00:48:19,166 --> 00:48:22,374
You gave him a funeral, right?
515
00:48:22,541 --> 00:48:25,749
A real ceremony, right?
516
00:48:46,750 --> 00:48:49,749
So we were at the store.
517
00:48:49,916 --> 00:48:54,165
Rikkert and Manuela were there,
she was naked again.
518
00:48:54,333 --> 00:48:55,790
Dude!
519
00:48:56,166 --> 00:48:59,915
What, dude?
So Rikkert fucked her like this.
520
00:49:08,333 --> 00:49:09,707
Hey!
521
00:49:10,250 --> 00:49:13,790
Virgin. Fuck!
522
00:49:16,541 --> 00:49:20,249
Hey, did you fuck her or not?
523
00:49:20,416 --> 00:49:21,540
Yes.
524
00:49:21,708 --> 00:49:22,749
Virgin!
525
00:49:22,916 --> 00:49:27,249
So she started whining of course.
Such a slut. She's been around.
526
00:49:38,666 --> 00:49:40,915
What I meant was...
527
00:49:41,083 --> 00:49:45,040
...that she should have looked
after her two kids.
528
00:49:51,166 --> 00:49:53,207
Do you boys like sausages?
529
00:49:55,916 --> 00:50:00,540
The next day I went outside,
and guess who I ran into, dude.
530
00:50:00,708 --> 00:50:04,665
Peter Aerts! Such a homo.
531
00:50:04,833 --> 00:50:06,832
He asked where his money was.
532
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,332
What, dude?
Where is my money, dude?
533
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,582
Wham, wham!
534
00:50:43,833 --> 00:50:48,082
That's bullshit, dude.
You were dreaming, homo!
535
00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:52,582
What were you thinking, borrowing
money from The Lumberjack?
536
00:50:53,416 --> 00:50:57,249
Dude, I came up with a great plan.
537
00:50:59,500 --> 00:51:01,332
To kidnap Jody Bernal!
538
00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:15,957
What a homo, dude.
539
00:51:16,125 --> 00:51:21,290
We had him perform anyway,
so we could steal the ticket money.
540
00:51:21,958 --> 00:51:26,582
The show was in Schotsveld, you know?
I fingered llona van Zoggel there.
541
00:51:26,750 --> 00:51:30,499
We ran inside. The coppers were
behind us. The place was packed.
542
00:51:30,666 --> 00:51:33,207
But they started shooting.
543
00:51:38,333 --> 00:51:41,124
They missed me!
Cross-eyed coppers!
544
00:51:41,291 --> 00:51:44,915
So we ran outside.
We stole a car from this couple.
545
00:51:45,083 --> 00:51:47,040
Rikkert got in and sat
on their baby.
546
00:51:50,875 --> 00:51:52,415
Sorry.
547
00:52:00,291 --> 00:52:05,624
What a stupid ass cop!
He ruined the van, killed a family...
548
00:52:05,791 --> 00:52:09,165
...and lost his job.
549
00:52:10,500 --> 00:52:11,832
You can stay home.
550
00:52:20,083 --> 00:52:22,624
We were driving like crazy...
551
00:52:29,041 --> 00:52:32,874
So we were driving.
We lost the coppers.
552
00:52:35,541 --> 00:52:37,332
We shook them off.
553
00:52:43,458 --> 00:52:45,457
It is him again.
554
00:52:47,875 --> 00:52:51,790
I just found this in my desk.
Now get back to work! Peter?
555
00:52:53,666 --> 00:52:55,957
That's a nice leather jacket!
556
00:53:01,750 --> 00:53:03,415
Peter Kelder.
557
00:53:14,416 --> 00:53:16,332
So we are back on.
558
00:53:24,541 --> 00:53:26,290
We lost the cops!
559
00:53:36,166 --> 00:53:39,915
Do you hate paying your taxes
as much as I do?
560
00:53:43,583 --> 00:53:45,082
Take care! I'm out!
561
00:53:45,250 --> 00:53:49,874
That was the hit show 'My name is Ronnie'.
We continue with our news headlines.
562
00:53:50,041 --> 00:53:52,290
Since the start of riots in the South...
563
00:53:52,458 --> 00:53:56,207
...there have been outbreaks
of violence in other regions.
564
00:53:56,375 --> 00:54:00,332
Incidents have been reported
in the regions of Utrecht, Zuid-Holland...
565
00:54:00,500 --> 00:54:02,249
...Gelderland and Overijssel.
566
00:54:02,416 --> 00:54:06,582
It started with five guys from Maaskantje
who refuse to pay for anything anymore.
567
00:54:06,750 --> 00:54:10,124
Here are Berry and Daniel
with the weather forecast.
568
00:55:03,500 --> 00:55:05,707
The car is trashed!
569
00:55:06,291 --> 00:55:07,707
Piece of shit.
570
00:55:09,458 --> 00:55:10,832
Where is Gerrie?
571
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:13,957
He should stay far away from me.
572
00:55:53,458 --> 00:55:55,165
Guys...
573
00:55:55,750 --> 00:55:59,207
We should keep moving.
I'm ready.
574
00:56:01,041 --> 00:56:02,165
Where are we going?
575
00:56:05,208 --> 00:56:07,540
Ministry of Defence
The Hague
576
00:56:07,750 --> 00:56:12,040
Leave me alone, you fucking cop!
I won't pay for anything.
577
00:56:13,500 --> 00:56:15,290
What city is this?
578
00:56:16,250 --> 00:56:19,207
It's actually happening throughout
the whole region of Brabant.
579
00:56:22,541 --> 00:56:24,915
Who are responsible?
580
00:56:25,500 --> 00:56:29,415
A few guys from Maaskant...
581
00:56:29,583 --> 00:56:30,832
Maaskantje.
582
00:56:31,291 --> 00:56:33,540
- From where?
- Maaskantje.
583
00:56:33,916 --> 00:56:35,124
Never heard of it.
584
00:56:35,291 --> 00:56:40,499
I didn't know it either. Apparently
it's south of Den Bosch.
585
00:56:40,666 --> 00:56:43,499
I'm not paying. Bonfire!
586
00:56:46,208 --> 00:56:47,499
Maaskant, right?
587
00:56:47,916 --> 00:56:50,582
And why haven't they been arrested?
588
00:56:50,958 --> 00:56:56,707
Maaskan-tje. We're not sure why.
We're unclear on the situation.
589
00:56:57,291 --> 00:57:01,499
Anyway, the cops haven't
been able to arrest them.
590
00:57:01,666 --> 00:57:04,332
I will throw a rock!
591
00:57:08,708 --> 00:57:12,874
So if we get rid those guys from Maaskant,
everything will go back to normal?
592
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:17,165
I would think so.
593
00:57:19,125 --> 00:57:21,374
Just bomb the place.
594
00:57:24,500 --> 00:57:26,290
Who would remember Maaskant?
595
00:57:26,458 --> 00:57:28,832
- Maaskantje.
- Right.
596
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:31,290
I had never heard of it.
597
00:57:31,458 --> 00:57:32,957
I didn't know it either.
598
00:57:33,208 --> 00:57:34,707
So we agree on that.
599
00:57:36,833 --> 00:57:38,207
That is all?
600
00:57:43,041 --> 00:57:44,207
Yes.
601
00:57:47,083 --> 00:57:48,582
Oh, no.
602
00:57:48,750 --> 00:57:52,874
I heard that there is still
someone out there...
603
00:57:53,041 --> 00:57:55,582
...a cameraman.
604
00:57:55,958 --> 00:57:58,499
But that won't be a problem.
605
00:57:59,833 --> 00:58:01,749
Gerrie, that cunt!
606
00:58:01,916 --> 00:58:05,582
He's acting like a child.
Such a homo.
607
00:58:07,666 --> 00:58:09,249
I'm hungry.
608
00:58:21,583 --> 00:58:24,290
That was big ass ball of fire!
609
00:58:24,458 --> 00:58:25,749
Bam!
610
00:58:26,750 --> 00:58:29,707
It hit Schijndel, cunt!
611
00:58:34,375 --> 00:58:38,290
Have you ever heard of a town
called Schijndel?
612
00:58:40,166 --> 00:58:41,290
Good.
613
00:58:42,375 --> 00:58:43,832
Another one?
614
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,249
That is possible.
615
00:58:46,416 --> 00:58:49,040
But it will take eight hours.
616
00:58:49,208 --> 00:58:53,374
Just send our best guys, and take
them out. How many are there?
617
00:58:58,708 --> 00:58:59,832
Five.
618
00:59:00,208 --> 00:59:03,124
We will send fifty. That will bring
an end to this nonsense, right?
619
00:59:03,291 --> 00:59:05,499
- Yes, I would think so.
- Good.
620
00:59:17,125 --> 00:59:18,457
No!
621
00:59:18,625 --> 00:59:20,707
Barrie!
622
00:59:40,958 --> 00:59:42,915
That wasn't too bad.
623
00:59:43,333 --> 00:59:44,415
Where did it go?
624
00:59:51,125 --> 00:59:53,790
Look at this! Look at this!
625
01:00:05,083 --> 01:00:07,582
- This is the real deal.
- Yes.
626
01:00:09,083 --> 01:00:10,540
Can I see it?
627
01:00:17,250 --> 01:00:19,540
You deserved that, cunt!
628
01:00:20,083 --> 01:00:22,124
Where did you get this?
629
01:00:36,125 --> 01:00:40,332
We don't know why the town
of Schijndel...
630
01:00:40,750 --> 01:00:43,624
...was attacked.
631
01:00:43,791 --> 01:00:49,207
We suspect a technical
error in Belgium...
632
01:00:49,375 --> 01:00:53,040
...accidently activated a Scud missile.
633
01:00:53,208 --> 01:00:54,665
Scud missile...
634
01:00:54,833 --> 01:00:55,999
Scunt.
635
01:00:56,166 --> 01:00:59,457
This wasn't a human error,
but a technical error.
636
01:00:59,625 --> 01:01:03,665
Goddammit, this fucking camera!
I'm going to the van, I'll be right back.
637
01:01:03,875 --> 01:01:06,999
Even though many people died,
there is no reason for a panic.
638
01:01:07,166 --> 01:01:11,082
We have declared a state of emergency,
and have sent paramedics...
639
01:01:11,458 --> 01:01:13,832
From World War II.
640
01:01:14,166 --> 01:01:15,874
But they still work!
641
01:01:20,958 --> 01:01:22,374
Hey, virgin!
642
01:01:22,541 --> 01:01:25,082
Forget that girl, dude.
643
01:01:35,125 --> 01:01:37,457
Rene, are you with me?
644
01:02:03,166 --> 01:02:05,540
Are The Netherlands
and Belgium at war?
645
01:02:07,375 --> 01:02:10,624
No, absolutely not.
646
01:02:11,291 --> 01:02:14,624
What I've been trying to explain,
is that it was an accident.
647
01:02:19,458 --> 01:02:23,832
Behind me you see the remains
of what used to be Schijndel.
648
01:02:24,291 --> 01:02:28,874
I've heard from reliable sources, that
this was not caused by a technical error...
649
01:02:29,208 --> 01:02:34,040
...but a failed attack on Maaskantje
ordered by the Dutch government...
650
01:02:35,291 --> 01:02:38,915
...to kill five guys.
651
01:02:39,166 --> 01:02:42,040
I would like to warn the people
in Maaskantje.
652
01:02:42,208 --> 01:02:45,457
Leave with your families.
It's not safe here.
653
01:02:45,625 --> 01:02:48,582
Craziness! Man!
654
01:02:49,041 --> 01:02:52,499
This is Peter Vernhout reporting
live from Maaskantje.
655
01:02:52,666 --> 01:02:55,332
Take care and good luck!
656
01:02:55,875 --> 01:03:01,124
Goddammit!
They want to destroy our town?
657
01:03:01,291 --> 01:03:02,749
I don't think so!
658
01:03:03,291 --> 01:03:05,832
Nobody touches Maaskantje!
659
01:03:08,083 --> 01:03:10,040
Can we borrow that?
660
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:12,457
Sure.
661
01:03:13,083 --> 01:03:15,415
I have some more in the barn.
662
01:03:27,541 --> 01:03:30,290
You can each pick one.
663
01:03:44,125 --> 01:03:47,207
Those were the good old days,
the war.
664
01:03:47,750 --> 01:03:51,790
This place was packed
with Jews in 1942.
665
01:03:52,916 --> 01:03:57,540
You would hand them over to the Nazis
and they would give you anything.
666
01:03:58,208 --> 01:04:00,040
That was a good deal.
667
01:04:00,208 --> 01:04:05,124
Goebbels gave me this jacket.
668
01:04:05,291 --> 01:04:08,915
Personally!
He was a nice guy.
669
01:04:30,958 --> 01:04:32,457
More weapons!
670
01:04:32,625 --> 01:04:33,665
Yes!
671
01:04:52,291 --> 01:04:55,540
Nicky, Danny, come here!
672
01:04:56,750 --> 01:04:59,832
Nicky, Danny! You'll be in trouble!
673
01:05:00,083 --> 01:05:08,082
Nicky, Danny!
674
01:05:44,125 --> 01:05:46,124
Hey, cunt!
675
01:06:00,541 --> 01:06:02,165
Nicky?
676
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:04,749
Danny?
677
01:06:05,083 --> 01:06:06,415
Nicky?
678
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:38,290
Thank you.
679
01:06:39,125 --> 01:06:40,665
No problem.
680
01:06:47,541 --> 01:06:49,832
Goddammit. Such a long drive.
681
01:07:14,083 --> 01:07:17,457
Keep your hands off my croquettes.
682
01:07:17,625 --> 01:07:19,124
Get out!
683
01:07:21,291 --> 01:07:24,332
Can Manuela and the kids
stay here for a while?
684
01:07:27,125 --> 01:07:28,540
All right. Fine.
685
01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:34,999
So I take it you're not leaving?
686
01:07:35,208 --> 01:07:39,124
No, dude. This food joint is my life.
I won't let anybody take it away.
687
01:07:41,250 --> 01:07:43,999
Then I guess you could use this.
688
01:08:15,083 --> 01:08:16,915
I am here to help you.
689
01:08:18,416 --> 01:08:20,124
Craziness!
690
01:08:45,041 --> 01:08:49,040
Get closer! Just aim straight, cunt!
691
01:09:07,541 --> 01:09:10,124
You did good, cunt!
692
01:09:27,708 --> 01:09:31,124
Hey, you fucking cop!
Let me out, you homo!
693
01:09:39,333 --> 01:09:41,874
Goddammit, too much recoil!
694
01:09:55,291 --> 01:09:57,790
One, two, three...
695
01:10:26,291 --> 01:10:28,790
Manuela!
What are you doing here?
696
01:10:28,958 --> 01:10:30,624
I got bored.
697
01:10:35,291 --> 01:10:37,707
So you promise
that you will help me?
698
01:10:37,875 --> 01:10:39,999
And don't act weird, okay?
699
01:10:41,375 --> 01:10:42,874
Are you sure?
700
01:11:20,375 --> 01:11:21,665
Gerrie!
701
01:11:22,291 --> 01:11:23,749
You saved my life!
702
01:11:24,750 --> 01:11:28,749
I am so proud of you. I couldn't
have asked for a better son.
703
01:11:34,458 --> 01:11:37,374
- What are you talking about?
- Gerrie...
704
01:11:38,500 --> 01:11:40,499
I am your father.
705
01:11:43,250 --> 01:11:44,957
That is my jacket.
706
01:11:46,458 --> 01:11:50,374
When you were little,
I left you with your mother.
707
01:11:50,750 --> 01:11:55,249
I was way too young, and I could tell
that you were going to be a loser.
708
01:11:55,416 --> 01:11:57,707
And my food joint was far more
important to me.
709
01:11:57,875 --> 01:12:01,457
I was embarrassed to have
such an ugly child. But...
710
01:12:01,875 --> 01:12:03,749
...you saved my life.
711
01:12:04,125 --> 01:12:08,457
I'm so proud of your ugly ass. I want
everyone to know that I'm your dad.
712
01:12:09,791 --> 01:12:10,999
Dad...
713
01:12:11,625 --> 01:12:12,915
Son...
714
01:12:35,625 --> 01:12:37,165
Do you want to have a turn?
715
01:12:37,791 --> 01:12:38,999
Sure.
716
01:13:11,375 --> 01:13:12,957
Cover-up?
717
01:13:33,958 --> 01:13:36,040
Richard! Richard!
718
01:13:48,791 --> 01:13:51,707
This one is for Gradje, cunt!
719
01:13:54,750 --> 01:13:56,207
Goddammit!
720
01:14:22,583 --> 01:14:26,749
Drop your weapons!
Or I will shoot your friend.
721
01:14:26,916 --> 01:14:28,915
You too, mustache!
722
01:14:57,833 --> 01:14:59,957
Truck driver!
723
01:15:17,416 --> 01:15:19,582
Nobody touches Maaskantje!
724
01:15:22,666 --> 01:15:23,874
Bang!
725
01:15:29,375 --> 01:15:30,832
Fucking mongoloid!
726
01:15:35,375 --> 01:15:36,665
Hey, cop!
727
01:15:36,916 --> 01:15:40,540
You did that with your foot?
Cool!
728
01:16:00,208 --> 01:16:01,540
Dude, where's Rikkert?
729
01:16:19,041 --> 01:16:21,457
What about my boyfriend?
730
01:16:21,625 --> 01:16:23,165
He is dead.
731
01:16:25,750 --> 01:16:26,790
Okay.
732
01:16:39,208 --> 01:16:40,999
Nice tribal.
733
01:17:08,083 --> 01:17:10,874
Rikkert is no longer a virgin!
734
01:17:23,541 --> 01:17:25,665
I will have to put you under arrest.
735
01:17:26,708 --> 01:17:27,749
What?
736
01:17:27,916 --> 01:17:29,207
Well...
737
01:17:30,333 --> 01:17:32,082
Unpaid fines and stuff...
738
01:17:34,125 --> 01:17:36,124
What do you think?
739
01:17:36,708 --> 01:17:38,249
Please?
740
01:17:45,791 --> 01:17:48,832
R. Batsbak, G. Van Boven...
741
01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:52,915
...R. Biemans, B. Butsers
and R. Schuurmans...
742
01:17:53,083 --> 01:17:54,415
...the defendants...
743
01:17:54,875 --> 01:18:00,207
...are found guilty of the following:
744
01:18:01,291 --> 01:18:07,499
Destroying private property,
disturbance of the public peace...
745
01:18:07,666 --> 01:18:09,624
...public intoxication...
746
01:18:10,125 --> 01:18:13,957
...drug possession...
747
01:18:14,625 --> 01:18:17,290
...disrespecting an officer on duty...
748
01:18:17,458 --> 01:18:21,665
...disrespecting an officer off duty,
indecent exposure...
749
01:18:21,833 --> 01:18:26,624
...robbery, third degree assault...
750
01:18:26,916 --> 01:18:30,165
...speeding...
751
01:18:30,625 --> 01:18:33,999
...kidnapping,
destroying City property...
752
01:18:34,166 --> 01:18:37,790
...extortion, tax evasion,
weapon possession, fraud...
753
01:18:37,958 --> 01:18:40,165
...polluting the environment...
754
01:18:40,333 --> 01:18:43,624
...unpaid parking tickets...
755
01:18:43,916 --> 01:18:46,207
...withholding evidence...
756
01:18:46,625 --> 01:18:52,624
...and 39 charges of
voluntary manslaughter.
757
01:18:54,666 --> 01:18:57,874
The court of Den Bosch...
758
01:18:58,041 --> 01:19:00,582
...sentences each one of you...
759
01:19:00,750 --> 01:19:03,499
...to 240 hours of public service.
760
01:19:18,500 --> 01:19:21,790
Brabant is quiet and peaceful again...
761
01:19:21,958 --> 01:19:26,499
...after the instigators
got their sentences.
762
01:19:26,666 --> 01:19:32,290
People have gone back to their lives,
and are coping with the damage.
763
01:19:32,458 --> 01:19:35,290
Other news. Our defence minister
has not been found yet.
764
01:19:36,208 --> 01:19:37,332
Do you remember me?
765
01:19:39,333 --> 01:19:42,040
Stupid cunt!
You owe me money!
766
01:19:42,708 --> 01:19:45,082
Shut your mouth, cunt!
767
01:19:45,875 --> 01:19:49,457
I will break your neck, dude!
Try to stop me!
768
01:19:51,250 --> 01:19:53,290
Try to stop me!
769
01:19:57,583 --> 01:19:59,707
DJ Paul Elstak!
770
01:20:39,791 --> 01:20:43,040
Don't talk about
my dog like that.
771
01:20:43,291 --> 01:20:44,540
Movie theater homos!
772
01:20:53,250 --> 01:20:55,415
So you you believe...
Let's start over.
773
01:20:55,583 --> 01:20:58,124
Let me out of here,
homo!
774
01:20:58,583 --> 01:21:01,624
Hey! Are you fucking
or something?
775
01:21:14,083 --> 01:21:16,540
She's been around.
776
01:21:16,708 --> 01:21:18,165
I don't feel anything.
777
01:21:26,875 --> 01:21:28,624
...fucking whore.
778
01:21:31,000 --> 01:21:34,082
Dammit! You ruined...
779
01:21:38,291 --> 01:21:39,332
It broke.
780
01:21:54,916 --> 01:21:57,249
Paul, dude.
Add some turbo, man.
781
01:22:19,416 --> 01:22:23,415
No! My Opel Manta!
782
01:22:24,083 --> 01:22:25,624
Fuck, that was
to the camera.
783
01:22:39,708 --> 01:22:42,040
Hit her head, her cheek.
784
01:22:42,208 --> 01:22:44,999
Sperm splashes
through the air.
785
01:22:46,250 --> 01:22:49,332
Use the fingers.
Like a rabbit,
786
01:22:49,500 --> 01:22:51,457
pussy and anus.
787
01:22:51,666 --> 01:22:53,915
His mom's a whore.
788
01:22:54,083 --> 01:22:56,040
I hit him in the neck.
789
01:22:56,208 --> 01:22:59,415
Don't touch my cake, dude.
790
01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:17,665
Look! I just found this
in my desk...
791
01:23:17,833 --> 01:23:18,874
Let's do that again.
792
01:23:20,500 --> 01:23:22,999
I just found this.
In my desk. So...
793
01:23:23,166 --> 01:23:24,207
Fuck!
794
01:23:24,375 --> 01:23:27,540
I just found this.
In my desk.
795
01:23:29,250 --> 01:23:30,290
No, fuck.
796
01:24:04,333 --> 01:24:05,499
That got trashed.
797
01:24:11,041 --> 01:24:13,499
The court...
798
01:24:13,708 --> 01:24:16,332
...of Den Bosch...
799
01:24:17,166 --> 01:24:19,374
...will revoke your...
800
01:24:19,541 --> 01:24:21,874
...driving license.
801
01:24:22,791 --> 01:24:25,415
Truck driver. Honk, honk.
53497
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