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I, Drax, defeated Thanos
in single combat.
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My friends and I turned him
over to the Nova Corps
for punishment.
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[grunts]
Ooh! Oh!
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After that,
we chose different paths,
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and the Guardians
of the Galaxy separated!
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[groans]
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Since I have fulfilled
my destiny as the Destroyer
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by avenging my families,
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I will travel the galaxy
seeking a new destiny
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and a new title.
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Unfortunately,
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word of my victory has spread.
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[grunts]
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And now I am under
constant attack
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from warriors who wish
to prove themselves
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by besting Drax,
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formerly known
as "the Destroyer,"
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which is irksome,
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as I no longer wish
to be a destroyer!
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I simply asked,
"How are you, sir,"
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to be polite!
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I don't care about your journey
of self-discovery.
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You and your challengers
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are wrecking my shop!
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Get out before you damage
anything else.
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Go on. Out! Out!
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I would leave,
as you requested,
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but I do not know
where to go next.
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Out, please.
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I have been to many worlds
seeking a new purpose.
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[grunts]
Out.
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But even my vast riches
have been of no help.
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Just-- "Vast riches"?
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Just how vast are we talking?
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Nearly 60 million units.
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Really? Then you, sir,
are in luck.
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In addition to being
the galaxy's foremost
dealer in antiquities,
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I also provide
career counseling services
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for a reasonable fee.
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That is indeed fortunate.
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You say you no longer wish
to be a destroyer.
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Well, perhaps you might
enjoy a pursuit
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at the opposite end
of the spectrum,
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as an artist--
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Drax the Creator.
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Your studio.
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This is the arena
where the artist does battle
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with the forces of mediocrity.
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I have not come
to do battle,
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but if this Mediocrity
attacks me,
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I will pound it
into submission.
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Y-Y-Yes. I-- Well, you see,
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I-- I was speaking
more metaphorically.
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Ah. I am told
my grasp of metaphor is--
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What was the term
Quill used?
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"Lousy."
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Of course, a true creator
uses only the finest,
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ahem, most expensive,
ahem, tools, ahem--
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Okay. Expensive.
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These look like weapons
of destruction.
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Tools of creation,
my friend.
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A subtle distinction
of two million units.
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And here.
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For your first work, I have
procured, at great expense,
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the finest marble
in the Nine Realms:
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pure Asgardian alabaster.
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How would one
sculpt a rhinopus?
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The rhinopus is hidden
within the marble.
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It's up to the master
sculptor to find it.
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Just chip away
anything that doesn't
look like a rhinopus.
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I see. Wily rhinopus,
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you cannot hide
from Drax the Creator.
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[hammer blows landing]
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Creation seems much
more time consuming
than destruction.
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Face me, Destroyer.
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Prince Trow-Mah
of the Troyjans
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challenges you
to single combat!
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I am sorry, but I no longer--
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[grunts]
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Destroyer, I, Prince Shokk
of the Troyjans, chall--
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Trow-Mah?
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Beat it, Shokk.
I got here first.
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Like flarg you did.
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I'm gonna beat the Destroyer,
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then I'll be Dad's favorite.
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We-- You think Dad likes me?
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He-- He didn't even show up
to my birthday party!
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Please settle your family
issues elsewhere.
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I am trying to create.
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I'm gonna beat you
to a pulp!
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That'll get Dad's
attention! Hyah!
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I am no longer the Destroyer!
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I have the gentle soul
of an artist!
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Naah!
Ohh!
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Hey, that's my brother,
you jerk! Raah!
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Drax the Creator will not
let you harm the rhinopus
hidden within!
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[grunting]
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Hit him, bro.
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We'll both
be Dad's favorite.
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Yeah.
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[both]
Uh-oh.
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[groans]
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Hmm. There did not
seem to be a rhinopus
in the stone after all.
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So you're not destined
to be a sculptor.
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"Drax Until Very Recently
the Destroyer"
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is a very cumbersome title,
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and it still does not say
who I am now.
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Ah. You do have a point there.
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Well, if you're not
the creative type,
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perhaps you'd be more suited
to repairing things.
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Ah. Drax the Fixer.
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Isn't it glorious?
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Your own repair facility,
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outfitted with the most
advanced tools
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and diagnostic computers
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an obscene amount of units
can purchase.
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It is very impressive,
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but I do not know
how to go about fixing.
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I've already thought of that.
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Everything you need to know
is right here.
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"How to Fix Anything."
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And remember,
the customer
is always right.
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"The customer is always right."
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Welcome, customer.
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Is there some problem
with your vehicle?
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Well, for starters,
it won't move.
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Drax the Fixer
will make it move.
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[crash, clatter]
[gasps]
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Wh-- What did you do
to my scooter?
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You seem displeased.
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I am displeased,
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because you destroyed
my scooter!
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But you cannot deny
I made it move,
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as you wanted,
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for the customer
is always right.
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Aah!
Oh, I'll give you a right.
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Ha! And a left!
And another right!
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[grunting]
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Is this
some form of payment?
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I would prefer units.
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[grunting]
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Hey!
Huh?
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Hoo! Hah! Hoo!
Hoo hah! Hah!
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Hoo-ah! Hoo-ah!
Hyah!
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Is this guy bothering you?
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Somewhat.
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What?
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No, I'm not!
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Then no, he is not,
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for the customer
is always right,
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even when he is bothersome.
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Aah!
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Oh! Oh! Ohh!
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No one bothers
Drax the Destroyer
on my watch!
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This man
is a legend!
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In his 246
arena fights,
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he was only
knocked down once,
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and that was because
his shoes were untied.
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True. That is why
I changed to buckles.
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You still owe me a scooter!
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You little pipsqueak.
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I'll teach you
to bother a celebrity.
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You do not need to teach him,
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for he has already
learned how to bother me.
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But wha-- I'm sticking up
for you, D.
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Do not call me "D."
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And the customer
is always right.
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Not when he insults D the D!
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The customer
is always right,
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even when he is wrong.
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I agree, it is confusing.
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The D-man's
gonna get his props,
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even if I have to beat
you both senseless!
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Oh, no.
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[both grunting]
Aah!
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Aah!
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What?
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Hull breach!
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I fear the customer is right!
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[whimpering]
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Fear not. Drax the Fixer
will repair the hull breach.
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Now you may fear.
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Aah!
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[screaming]
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Yo, D! Grab my belt!
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[grunts]
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Not to worry.
Cosmo fix everything,
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like per usual.
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But I am Drax the Fixer.
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No! You've done enough!
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Please don't fix
anything else, ever!
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[whimpering]
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That's gratitude
for you.
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Speaking of which,
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I owe you my thanks,
strangely costumed warrior.
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I am Tryco Slatterus,
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but you can call me the...
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Why would I do that
if your name
is Tryco Slatterus?
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Because I'm the Champion...
of the Universe.
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I see.
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Now please explain
why muscle-boys
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are making holes in Cosmo's
nice, peaceful Knowhere.
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It was an unfortunate
mishap. I--
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Da, da. Cosmo read mind.
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Muscle-boys fight
and knock things over,
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bing-bang-boom.
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But why does Drax
look for true purpose?
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Cosmo sees true purpose
already in Drax's mind.
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You know my true purpose?
You must tell me at once.
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Does not work that way.
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Cosmo cannot tell
Drax's true purpose.
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Drax must find true purpose.
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Yo, D, this mutt
bothering you?
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Hmm. Who is beefy comrade?
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Cosmo cannot read
this one's mind.
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Well, this one thinks
reading minds without
permission is rude.
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Aah!
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Stop, Tryco.
Cosmo is a friend.
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I told you, it's "Champion
of the Universe."
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Are you challenging me?
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Is this an official challenge
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from Drax the Destroyer?
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I was not challenging you.
I merely wanted--
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A chance to prove myself
in battle
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against
the legendary Destroyer!
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Raah!
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I do not wish to fight!
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Aw, come on!
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You were born
to be the Destroyer.
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Yaah! Uhh!
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Perhaps. But now
I seek another purpose.
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You have the longest
unbroken winning streak
in arena history.
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My past accomplishments,
though impressive
[grunts]
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have [grunts] no bearing
on my current pursuit!
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No!
Uhh!
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[sighs]
[blows landing]
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Party is getting
out of hand, yeah?
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[both]
Huh?
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Cosmo take hotheads
someplace to cool down.
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I feel no change
in temperature,
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nor do I see how this will
help me find my true purpose.
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What do you mean,
"true purpose"?
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You're Drax the Destroyer.
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You defeated Ronan
and Thanos,
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not to mention your
237 perfect victories
in arena combat,
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139 knockouts,
17 dismemberments.
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As I have said
numerous times,
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I no longer wish
to be the Destroyer.
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But you can't quit, D.
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That's the whole reason
I came here--
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to learn destruction
from the Destroyer himself.
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Come on.
Teach me what to do
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so I can do it now that you
don't want to do it anymore.
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Hmm.
Drax the Teacher.
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00:11:34,727 --> 00:11:37,595
No. I do not wish
to do as I did,
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and you should not
do it, either,
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even if I no longer do so.
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00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:44,268
So, that's a yes.
259
00:11:44,303 --> 00:11:46,170
No.
260
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,906
The path of the Destroyer
is not to be followed lightly.
261
00:11:48,941 --> 00:11:51,042
I will not teach it
to another.
262
00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:53,611
[sighs]
Okay.
263
00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:55,446
I get it.
264
00:11:55,481 --> 00:11:59,417
I guess we're both trying
to find our true purpose.
265
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:01,719
Hey, what if I help you?
266
00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:03,354
Then maybe you can help me.
267
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:07,024
What's the one thing
you're most passionate about?
268
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:09,093
Corn dogs.
269
00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:12,063
I... have no idea
what those are.
270
00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:13,297
Let's try again.
271
00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:16,701
Focus on your most
burning desire.
272
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:20,104
Burning... fire...
273
00:12:20,139 --> 00:12:21,906
and corn dogs.
274
00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:23,374
Of course!
275
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,977
I shall bring forththe finest corn dogs
276
00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:27,712
the galaxy has even known,
277
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,981
forged over a pitof white-hot fire.
278
00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:33,752
I shall be Draxthe Flame Broiler!
279
00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:36,954
Yeah. Yeah!
280
00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:40,758
Now let's bust out of here
so you can...
do whatever that is.
281
00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:43,394
But Cosmo's
an officer of the law.
282
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,663
I am sure he put us here
for a reason.
283
00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:48,166
He put us in here
to cool down, right, D?
284
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,769
Don't you feel cooler?
285
00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:54,005
I do feel a difference
in temperature.
286
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,640
Then let's bust
through this wall
287
00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:57,809
so you can fulfill
your new destiny.
288
00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:00,044
[both grunt]
[blows land together]
289
00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:04,182
Ha! We are free, Tryco.
290
00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:07,218
I did not even get
a chance to thank him.
291
00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:09,987
[Drax]
I thank you, J'Que,
292
00:13:10,022 --> 00:13:11,789
for the use
of your establishment.
293
00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:14,025
For what you're paying,
you can rent the joint
294
00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:16,027
till Knowhere
picks its nose.
295
00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:19,263
But Knowhere has no hands.
How could it possibly--
296
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:22,901
A metaphor! Ha!
My skills are improving.
297
00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:29,841
Your new career is
powered by this creature.
[chittering]
298
00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:32,543
The Elemental Beast
is moody and ill-tempered,
299
00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:34,011
eh, but it's the finest
300
00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:37,615
and most expensive way
to get even heat.
301
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,017
Well, uh, good luck.
302
00:13:40,052 --> 00:13:41,853
[chittering]
303
00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:44,188
Surely it cannot be
that ill-tempered.
304
00:13:44,223 --> 00:13:46,090
[chittering]
305
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:53,531
[Cosmo]
Cosmo cannot read
Tryco's mind,
306
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:56,734
but he can
read Tryco's file.
307
00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:59,737
Only reason powerful
psychic nogoodnik
308
00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:02,073
deliberately get locked up
in Knowhere jail
309
00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:05,076
is for to access
Continuum Cortex.
310
00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:06,644
All my life, I just wanted
311
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,679
to be the Champion
of the Universe,
312
00:14:08,714 --> 00:14:10,548
but nobody
took me seriously.
313
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:13,050
Probably because
of silly costume.
314
00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:16,187
Hey! My mom made me
this costume.
315
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,693
I guess my file didn't tell you
316
00:14:22,728 --> 00:14:25,763
that absorbing psychic energy
makes me stronger.
317
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,901
[groans]
318
00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:32,336
And once I absorb
the energy in the Cortex,
319
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,105
I'll show 'em
who's the champion.
320
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:37,442
I'll show everybody
in the whole universe!
321
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,882
Clearly, my true purpose is not
322
00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:46,951
to be Drax
the Elemental Beast Master.
323
00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:49,120
[chittering]
324
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,056
I need water, Beast.
325
00:14:56,495 --> 00:14:57,829
No, water!
326
00:15:03,602 --> 00:15:05,770
Water, you irksome beast!
327
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,052
[screams]
328
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:24,055
What have you done
to my place?
329
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,623
There is no need to thank me.
330
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,625
[clatter]
331
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:30,127
Strange.
Cosmo usually shows up
332
00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:32,763
moments after I destroy--
damage something.
333
00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:33,865
[rumbling]
334
00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:38,169
[rumbling]
335
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:41,906
Oh, this is not being good.
336
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,141
Oh, yeah, baby!
337
00:15:44,176 --> 00:15:46,110
Pure psychic go-juice,
338
00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:48,012
straight from the brain
of a Celestial.
339
00:15:48,047 --> 00:15:49,013
What a rush!
340
00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:51,949
[groans]
Nyet.
341
00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:53,618
Get away!
342
00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:57,989
Down, boy!
343
00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:06,497
Tryco want psychic throwdown?
344
00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:10,134
Cosmo is champion of Knowhere!
345
00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:16,641
[grunts]
346
00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:22,480
Only room for one champion
in this universe, pooch!
347
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:27,051
[grunts]
Cosmo cannot fight...
348
00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:30,621
[groans]
all of Continuum Cortex!
349
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:33,891
But you keep on trying.
Cute.
350
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:38,062
Guess I'm gonna
have to do something
351
00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:39,697
a little more permanent.
352
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,866
Tryco!
353
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:43,101
Aah!
354
00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:46,137
Ohh.
355
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,972
Uhh.
356
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:51,075
You said we were both
seeking our true purpose.
357
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:55,413
I am! Look at me!
358
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:58,416
I am the most powerful warrior
in the galaxy.
359
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,151
You're the one who gave up.
360
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:03,888
I looked up to you, D,
and you totally let me down.
361
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:06,424
Now, if you'll excuse me,
362
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:09,060
I got some more psy-juice
to soak up.
363
00:17:10,729 --> 00:17:12,029
This purpose of yours
364
00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:14,331
would sacrifice everyone
on Knowhere.
365
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,500
I will not let that happen.
366
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:18,269
Aah!
367
00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:23,775
Uhh! Aah!
368
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:33,551
Huh. Hyah!
369
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,519
[yells]
370
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,388
Aah!
371
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:43,861
You big phony.
372
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,629
You wouldn't know
your true purpose
373
00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:47,131
if it punched you in the gut!
374
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,733
Or kicked you in the side!
375
00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:52,036
Or slammed you
in the chest!
376
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,005
[grunting]
377
00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:57,175
[yells]
378
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:08,019
[yells]
379
00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:22,133
You know,
I can see into your mind,
380
00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:23,334
like your little
doggie pal.
381
00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:25,770
You want to know
your true purpose?
382
00:18:26,972 --> 00:18:29,140
You're Drax the Failure.
383
00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:33,144
Drax the Dupe. Drax the Loser.
384
00:18:37,983 --> 00:18:40,117
Loser? Loser?
385
00:18:40,152 --> 00:18:41,252
[both grunt]
386
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:44,155
Drax wins at all things.
387
00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:45,356
[yells]
388
00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,030
[grunts]
389
00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:06,010
Cosmo! Uhh!
390
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:09,113
Ha ha ha ha!
391
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,115
Big mistake.
392
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,718
That's why I'm
Champion of the Universe.
393
00:19:15,254 --> 00:19:17,955
Say it!
Say I'm the champion!
394
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,858
[grunts]
I am the champion.
395
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,426
That's not what I meant!
396
00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:25,963
O moya golova.
397
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:29,066
Drax, keep muscle-boy busy!
398
00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:30,968
Come on, say it!
It!
399
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,469
That's not what I
meant, either!
400
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,305
I will not be mocked!
401
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:37,141
Drax does not know
how to mock.
402
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,377
You're doing a pretty good
job faking it!
403
00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:44,081
[blows landing]
404
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:48,018
I am the Champion
of the Universe!
405
00:19:48,053 --> 00:19:50,054
I'll show everybody!
406
00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:54,391
Fine. You are the champion.
But I am Drax!
407
00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:56,694
Da. One more punch.
408
00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:59,130
Uhn-aah!
409
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,467
[yells]
410
00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:09,940
Where did you
send him?
411
00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:12,443
Cosmo program
random coordinates.
412
00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:15,580
Destination--
somewhere in universe.
413
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,952
Drax has saved
all of Knowhere,
414
00:20:21,987 --> 00:20:24,088
so why does he not smile, eh?
415
00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:26,090
[Drax]
I take no pleasure
in this victory.
416
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,424
No matter what I attempt,
417
00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:29,426
it seems all I can do
is destroy.
418
00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:31,929
Cosmo sees your mind.
419
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:34,064
Drax knows this is not true.
420
00:20:34,099 --> 00:20:37,234
Drax is many things,
not just Destroyer.
421
00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:39,803
I am Drax the Hero,
422
00:20:39,838 --> 00:20:42,039
the Protector,
the Friend.
423
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,041
But what
should my name be?
424
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:48,245
Drax also knows answer
to this question.
425
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:52,750
I am Drax. Simply Drax.
426
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,485
Khorosho!
427
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,754
Then all is settled, eh?
428
00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:59,323
Except for small matter
of breaking out of jail.
429
00:20:59,358 --> 00:21:01,759
And massive damage
to space boat.
430
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:04,561
And fixing Continuum Cortex.
431
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:07,064
I am very sorry for our
misunderstanding, Cosmo.
432
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,367
I will pay
for all the repairs.
433
00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:14,271
Yeah, that's fine
for his repairs,
434
00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:16,140
but what about mine?
435
00:21:19,044 --> 00:21:20,411
My name is Drax,
436
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,146
and I am many things.
437
00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:23,981
Get to work, tough guy!
438
00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:25,749
You owe me
a year and a half
439
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:27,751
of spotless glasses.
440
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:30,988
Including Drax the Dishwasher.
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