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[panting]
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[yowling]
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Hey, Mac!
What are you doing?
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People gotta work
over here!
[yelling]
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Hey! Hey!
Get back here!
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Whoa!
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[grunts]
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[grunting]
[vehicle horns honking]
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No, you aren't
getting away that easy.
[horn blaring]
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[groans]
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This is not the way to contest
your parking tickets, Quill.
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Oh, come on, Dey.
The meter just ran out.
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Never heard
that one before.
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All right, fine.
[thud]
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I can't pay
my parking tickets, okay?
I'm broke.
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[laughs]
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Not even you could blow
an entire fortune in a week.
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Seriously, you blew
an entire fortune in a week?
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Hey, you know what?
I saved the galaxy,
like, a dozen times.
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So, technically,
you owe me your life.
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And technically, you owe
the Xandarian Parking Bureau
200 units.
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You can pick up the Milano
at the impound yard
after you pay.
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[grunting]
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[sighs]
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I'm broke, I'm alone,
and I lost my ride.
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Eh. But I still
got my tunes.
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[distorted whine]
Aw!
[groans]
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I seriously hate
this galaxy.
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♪♪ [techno]
[Quill]
Okay, just act cool.
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No one needs to know
you're broke.
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Word to the wise, Quill.
Finish your drink
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before you mutter
about being broke.
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What? Where'd you hear that?
I never said I was broke.
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And don't you repeat it,
especially to them.
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But, you know, make sure
you give them the check.
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♪♪ [continues]
[door bells jingle]
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[belches]
[Rocket] Whoa! Give me two
of what he's having.
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Rocket! Groot!
What?! Great to see ya!
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Why? You need units?
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Me? No. Why?
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Do you need units?
[fake laugh]
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I am Groot.
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Units?
[fake laughing]
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No way!
Like Groot said,
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we're both
still super-rich.
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Really, Rocket? 'Cause that's
a pretty fake laugh
for such a rich guy.
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It's real. Ha ha ha!
Ha ha!
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I've heard
more authentic laughter
from Thanos.
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Gamora! It's Gamora!
Hey!
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Did I mention how much
I missed your perceptive wit?
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[belches]
Just like you two lovebirds
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to gang up on poor
defenseless me.
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[together]
We are not lovebirds.
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I am Groot?
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Hmm, uh...
[grunts]
[grunts, clears throat]
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00:03:04,251 --> 00:03:07,886
You can shout all you like,
but I do not answer
to the name Drax the Destroyer.
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Also, I am on a break.
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Why are your faces
turning a reddish hue?
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00:03:13,593 --> 00:03:15,160
What?
No, they're not.
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Your face is--
Why are you wearing an apron?
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It turns out that heroics
cost far more than destroying.
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You know what else costs?
Your drinks.
Time to pay up.
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I, uh-- You know what?
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I think I left my unit tablet
in my other fur.
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Guess this round's
on you, Quill.
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[laughs]
Yeah. The--
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Well, the thing is, well--
[patron]
Put it on my bill.
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Howard! How ya been,
ya old quacker?
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What, hanging around with
this knothead wasn't enough?
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You had to get more
loser sidekicks?
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You closely resemble a creature
I once saw being auctioned off.
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That's 'cause
I was auctioned off.
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And imagine my surprise
when my fellow outlaw Rocket
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didn't raise a paw
to stop it.
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'Cause who'd wanna
pay for you,
am I right, Howard?
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You'd be surprised.
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[laughing]
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I'm just krutackin'
with ya.
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You were only following
the Outlaw Code.
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[laughs]
Oh, get a load
of this duck.
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Who here has heard
of an Outlaw Code?
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Who here's heard
of a duck?
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Wha-- Seriously?
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The Outlaw Code is followed
by the worst scoundrels
in the galaxy.
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So what do you want?
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It ain't what I want.
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It's what
you losers need.
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Namely, a job.
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I am Groot.
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Aw, don't tell me the knothead's
still mad about that time
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I put termites
in his terrarium.
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Nah.
Groot always forgives.
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I am Groot!
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He just never forgets,
on account of
his photosynthetic memory.
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Now, tell us about this job.
[Quill] We'll take it!
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I mean, uh, we will
at least hear you out.
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Oh, the gig's quick and easy,
but it'll take all of ya's.
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Some smugglers crash-landed
in Kallusian space
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with a certain item
in their cargo.
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00:05:06,339 --> 00:05:10,175
They had to ditch said item,
but now they want it back.
What do you say?
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No.
Absolutely not.
I am Groot.
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Well, if that's the consensus...
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Guys, guys, guys!
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Ain't we being
a little hasty here?
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Okay, I didn't want
to admit this,
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but Quill's
completely broke!
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No, I'm not.
You're broke!
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If you guys really wanna
be heroes, save Quill
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by doing this job
and giving him your share
of the units.
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I don't need units!
[Drax]
But Drax does.
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My current employment
is hardly sufficient
for paying off my debts.
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Also, dish washing
chafes my fingers.
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I'm in. But this is
a one-and-done deal.
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Doesn't mean we're getting
back together.
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Well, technically, I mean,
we were never together--
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Oh, wait.
Oh, you meant the team.
Okay, all right, fine.
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You know what? I'll do it.
But not because
I need the units.
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I am Groot!
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Come on, bud. I--
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Uh, you need those units.
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Please?
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[sighs]
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Great! Here are the ship's
last known coordinates
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and the item's
energy signature.
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Half payment up front,
half when you deliver.
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Thought you left that
in your other fur.
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Yeah, we're way
past that, Quill.
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Now rev up the Milano,
and let's get going.
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Yeah, okay, about that...
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[brakes hiss]
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[Rocket]
You losers remember
how to do this?
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We haven't been split up
that long.
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It's just like
riding a bicycle.
Agreed.
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What is a bicycle?
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[Gamora]
And why didn't you just
pay your parking fines?
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'Cause I ca-- I won't,
on principle.
Can I help you?
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[muffled grunting]
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You didn't see nothin'.
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[heavy equipment
engine whirring]
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Such senseless destruction.
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I think I'm in love.
[Quill]
Yeah, well, too bad.
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00:07:12,832 --> 00:07:16,168
'Cause the object
of your affection
is about to crush our ship.
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Fear not.
I will pilot the Milano
to safety.
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What? Drax, no!
You're a terrible pilot!
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[Rocket]
Groot, help me
take out that tether!
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I am Groot.
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What do you mean,
"Ask Howard to do it"?
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Don't tell me
you're still mad at him.
I am Groot!
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Ugh! I never should've
agreed to this job.
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Groot, stop Drax.
The rest of us
will disable the tether.
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[grunts]
Drax will not be defeated
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by a primitive
theft-prevention device!
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I am Groot, I am Groot,
I am Groot!
Ha!
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[engine revving]
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[rumbling, crackling]
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[Quill shouts]
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What's going on up there?
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00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:07,852
We're being driven
by a nine-foot tree
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00:08:07,887 --> 00:08:10,555
and a guy who can't figure out
how to put on a shirt!
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Take a guess!
[heavy equipment clanking]
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00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:17,529
Uh, guys, I don't think
that's our biggest concern.
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[all yell]
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[all yell]
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I am Groot!
[grunts]
It is not my fault!
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This device will only allow me
to turn left!
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[laughing]
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Quill continues to be wrong.
Drax is an excellent pilot.
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[maniacal laughter]
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[engine revving]
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Quill, I said keep
the red wires out of my way!
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They're all red wires!
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Some are more red than others.
Groot could tell the difference!
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Then go get Groot!
I'll get him!
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Anything's better than
listening to you two bicker.
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[groans]
We never should've gotten
the team back together.
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[alarm beeping]
Drax, slow down!
Groot, go help Rocket.
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I am Groot!
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Fear not.
Drax will evade our pursuer.
By turning left!
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Cut us loose!
Cut us loose!
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Behold, I am Drax
the Maker of Left Turns!
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00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:34,639
You're also
Drax the Forgetful.
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Hey, wait for us!
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[wind howling]
[Quill] Okay, maybe this time
we don't split up.
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In case some people
leave you hanging,
[thunderclap]
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literally,
in the middle of a mission!
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I am Groot!
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What did I do?
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[clanking]
[mechanical whirring]
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00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:16,781
[grunting]
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00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:19,684
Is this sticking
close enough
together for you?
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00:10:19,719 --> 00:10:22,787
[yells]
Or would you like me
to hold your hand?
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00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:24,489
[grunts]
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00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:25,991
I believe he would.
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00:10:28,661 --> 00:10:32,096
I don't know what's
more annoying-- those two
or Mr. Pouty Face here.
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00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:35,633
[grunts]
I am Groot.
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00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:38,202
I do not like Howard
better than you!
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00:10:38,237 --> 00:10:40,638
Now, how's about we focus
on what we came here for?
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00:10:40,673 --> 00:10:43,608
[beeping]
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00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,211
The signal's coming
from right behind this door.
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00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:48,847
[grunts]
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00:10:51,884 --> 00:10:55,253
[beeping hastens]
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00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:01,826
[loud beep]
Don't touch it!
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00:11:01,861 --> 00:11:03,161
I think Howard--
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00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:06,631
I am Groot!
[alarm blaring]
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00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,000
I was going to say,
"I think Howard
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00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:12,837
might have underestimated
the level of security
on this ship."
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00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:19,577
I am Groot.
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00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:22,714
[Rocket]
Aw, krutack!
That's Halan Skin Fog!
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00:11:22,749 --> 00:11:24,716
[Quill]
That sounds bad.
Is it bad?
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00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:26,317
[Rocket]
Only if you like having skin.
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00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:29,320
[alarm continues blaring]
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00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,222
Your feathered friend
set us up.
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00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:32,990
I am Groot!
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00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:36,360
No. No way Howard did this.
It's against the code!
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00:11:36,395 --> 00:11:38,863
Yeah, I'm really starting
to hate this code.
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00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:45,737
[wind howling]
[thunderclap]
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00:11:45,772 --> 00:11:48,039
[groans]
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00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:52,043
Whatever this is,
it's not worth the units.
It's staying here.
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00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:54,913
No way!
I need those units!
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00:11:56,783 --> 00:12:00,017
You know, for you guys.
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00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:02,253
Fine. I admit it.
I'm broke.
222
00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:06,023
I only did this for the units,
and maybe because
I missed you guys.
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00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:07,792
Some of you, anyway.
224
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:12,297
Ah. Clearly, he means--
I know who he means.
225
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:16,033
Ha! I knew it!
226
00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:19,571
And I ain't leaving this
till I see what's in--
[yelling]
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00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:26,744
[thunderclap]
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00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:28,746
[Gamora]
That's the symbol of the Kree.
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00:12:28,781 --> 00:12:31,115
[Quill]
As in Ronan the Accuser's Kree?
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00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:32,817
Ruthless warmongers Kree?
231
00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:34,585
Yes, that Kree.
232
00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:36,921
Unless there is another Kree
I am unaware of.
233
00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:39,424
I am Groot!
Aah!
[grunting]
234
00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:44,562
No, Howard did not
throw us to the Kree.
235
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,097
He ain't like that.
236
00:12:46,132 --> 00:12:47,799
Hey!
[yells]
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00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:50,768
Broke or not, we are not
getting mixed up with the Kree.
238
00:12:50,803 --> 00:12:52,737
I'm putting this thing
back now.
239
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,506
Why? The Kree'll
come after us anyway.
240
00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:59,143
[yells]
We should finish the job,
take the units, and run.
241
00:12:59,178 --> 00:13:01,012
[female voice]
Interesting plan.
242
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:02,814
I do anticipate
one problem, though.
243
00:13:04,817 --> 00:13:07,351
I am Kree Accuser Phyla-Vell.
244
00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:10,221
And there's nowhere to run.
245
00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:16,661
[thunder rumbling]
246
00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:19,463
Now give me the case
and surrender.
247
00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:23,668
If you're an Accuser,
how come you don't have
one of those hammer thingies?
248
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,275
Okay, never mind.
249
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:33,611
I won't ask again.
[Drax yells]
250
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,613
[grunts]
251
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,182
The code says
to never surrender.
252
00:13:38,217 --> 00:13:39,851
What are you
talking about?
253
00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:43,154
The code says always surrender
and find a way out later.
254
00:13:47,526 --> 00:13:49,260
Just like old times, right?
255
00:13:50,696 --> 00:13:52,897
[grunting]
Aahh!
256
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:56,568
[grunts]
257
00:13:57,904 --> 00:14:01,206
Get to the Milano! Go!
258
00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:07,345
Aah!
259
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,516
[all cry out]
260
00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:15,186
I am Groot!
261
00:14:22,461 --> 00:14:23,795
[grunts]
Whoa!
262
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:30,902
[grunts]
263
00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:32,904
No!
264
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:39,611
[straining]
265
00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:43,247
Aahh!
266
00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:44,849
[groans]
267
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,418
She doesn't want
to hurt the case.
268
00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:49,687
Stand back,
or I'll torch this thing!
269
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:52,189
You have no idea
what's in there, do you?
270
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:55,059
Nope. But I have it
and you don't.
271
00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:56,895
So drop your sword.
272
00:15:03,769 --> 00:15:05,469
[grunts]
273
00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:07,571
Go! Now!
274
00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:09,574
[Milano's engine revs]
275
00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:16,047
[Howard]So, you losersactually got it.
276
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,782
Color me surprised.
277
00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:19,884
We're about
to color you taxidermied,
278
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:23,721
so tell us what this thing is
and why a Kree Accuser
wants it so badly.
279
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:26,390
Howard, you and me go way back,
but Quill's right.
280
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:29,093
Ya gotta tell me
what's in this case.
281
00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:32,563
So the knothead couldn'tpry it open with hislittle twigs, could he?
282
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,098
I am Groot!
283
00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:36,467
Now, don't get your foliagein a bunch.
284
00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:38,569
I'll tell you everythingyou need to knowat the drop site.
285
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,905
Sendingthe coordinates now.
286
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,907
I am Groot!
What?
287
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:47,512
If we don't like his answer,
we can beat him up
after we get the units.
288
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:52,016
[thunderclap]
289
00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:54,619
[wind howling]
290
00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:58,189
Rocket.
291
00:15:58,224 --> 00:16:00,424
Idiot. Other idiots.
292
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:03,027
I am Groot!
293
00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:06,497
Oh, relax.
Howard's just being Howard.
He don't mean nothin' by it.
294
00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:08,132
Where's the case?
295
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:11,002
We left it on the ship,
as per the code.
296
00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:13,637
Code says I can't
hand over the units
297
00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:15,506
till you
hand over the case.
298
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:19,010
Code also says
I can't hand over the case
299
00:16:19,045 --> 00:16:21,812
till you hand over the units.
300
00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:23,447
Ugh! Okay, let me guess.
301
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,516
Code also says
you gotta haggle.
302
00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:28,152
[together]
Uh, duh.
[thunderclap]
303
00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:29,954
Code don't say nothing
about that.
304
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,023
[yells]
305
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:38,229
You just added
11 additional charges
to your rap sheets.
306
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:42,066
You wanna surrender,
or go for an even dozen?
307
00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:45,069
[coughing]
308
00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:49,974
Drop your weapons
before I turn you all
309
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,577
into one big,
smoking crater.
310
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:58,082
[grunts]
311
00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:05,856
[restraint devices clicking]
Uh, where's Howard?
312
00:17:05,891 --> 00:17:08,359
I am Groot!
Don't be ridiculous.
313
00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:11,028
Howard's got his own ship.
Why would he steal ours?
314
00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:13,931
Because he's also stealing
the item on board!
[engine powering up]
315
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:18,202
What? Let us go!
We gotta go after him!
316
00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:20,538
No one is going anywhere.
317
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:23,074
Eyes on me,
and everyone listen.
318
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:25,076
Guardians of the Galaxy,
319
00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:27,211
you stand accused
of trespassing,
320
00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:29,180
breaking and entering,
resisting an Accuser,
321
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:33,184
and stealing a classified asset
from the Kree Empire.
322
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,186
Uh, technically,
the duck in our ship
323
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:37,221
is still stealing
said asset.
324
00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:40,024
I do not know what a duck is.
325
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,693
But as soon as
I've dealt with you,
I will personally
326
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:47,098
hunt down your accomplice
and retrieve what's ours
with extreme prejudice!
327
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:48,899
Now hold out your hands.
328
00:17:48,934 --> 00:17:51,035
Don't worry.
I'll have us out of jail
329
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,037
before we
even get jumpsuits.
330
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:57,141
And, thanks to Howard,
we'll still have half our units.
331
00:17:57,176 --> 00:18:01,378
That krutackin',
double-crossin' birdbrain!
332
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:04,248
Reneging on a payment
ain't part of the code!
333
00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:08,452
The only code I care about
is the Kree Code of Justice.
334
00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:10,254
[rumbling]
335
00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:12,790
The volcano is reigniting.
336
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:15,493
It doesn't feel any hotter.
Maybe it's just settling.
337
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,228
[yells]
338
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,997
Or it's an acid volcano!
339
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:28,606
Why can't we ever just have
a regular volcano?
340
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:31,175
[Rocket]
Howard wants
to steal our ship?
341
00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:33,344
Then we'll steal his.
[beeping]
342
00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:35,446
I am Groot!
343
00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:42,720
[groans]
344
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,023
I am Groot!
345
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:49,961
So the Accuser's hurt.
She was trying to hurt us,
if you remember!
346
00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:55,299
[sighs]
I just want it on record
347
00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:58,636
that this goes against
every code I've ever heard of.
348
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:03,140
But ain't no code worth more
than my best bud.
349
00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:05,343
[sighs]
350
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:08,679
Get the ship running.
351
00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:11,649
Me and Groot gotta do something
really krutackin' stupid!
352
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:14,151
Ohh! That's kind of
our thing!
353
00:19:14,186 --> 00:19:16,320
Good luck.
354
00:19:20,259 --> 00:19:22,660
[growls]
She better find Howard
355
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,728
and beat
the feathers off him!
356
00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:26,630
I am Groot!
357
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:29,167
[grunting]
358
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:32,937
We got her!
Go, go, go!
359
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:54,758
Okay, I may--
360
00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:58,195
may have been wrong
about Howard.
361
00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:00,497
I am Groot.
362
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:03,767
[sighs]
And I really do
need the units.
363
00:20:03,802 --> 00:20:05,336
[Quill]
Called it!
364
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:08,005
But coming back together
as a team ain't been all bad.
365
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:11,208
Just, like, 98% bad.
366
00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:13,277
I would say 80% or less.
367
00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:16,581
I am Groot.
[grunting]
368
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:25,222
We are clearly
better together.
369
00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:28,025
On a strictly
professional level,
of course.
370
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,293
[groans]
371
00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:31,362
[gasps]
Where am I?
372
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,530
You are on a ship.
We saved you.
373
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:36,133
[Quill]
Because we're heroes.
374
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:39,370
And now that we know that,
I bet we all learned
a valuable lesson
375
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:43,374
about not judging--
or arresting--
people too soon.
376
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,142
I couldn't agree more.
377
00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:47,544
You idiots
really are heroes.
378
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:50,147
But that in no way
changes my job.
379
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:53,417
A Kree Accuser
never releases a prisoner.
380
00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:56,320
However, I will recommend
that once you are found guilty,
381
00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:58,822
your execution is swift.
382
00:20:58,857 --> 00:21:00,157
Oh, come on!
383
00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:02,793
Hmph! Best bud or not,
next time,
384
00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:05,262
I'm leaving her
in the volcano.
385
00:21:05,297 --> 00:21:07,431
I am Groot.
386
00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:20,311
I gotta ask,
why all the fuss?
387
00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:22,613
If you just wanted
whatever's in this case,
388
00:21:22,648 --> 00:21:24,949
why'd you make me ditch
the Guardians in the volcano?
389
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,418
Because...
390
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:31,455
they broke my things.
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