Original subtitles

Cheers!

Where should I sit?

Over there is fine

First, thank you for accepting the interview

And congratulations...

You've made the front page again

Thank you

OK... you ready?

Yes

Many of our viewers are fascinated by "Kick Ass Girls"

They'd love to learn more

Slowly tell us how your group started

It first started...

"13 days ago"

"Notice of Rent Increase"

Damn, they doubled the rent!

Sis

A client just called to cancel his boxing session

While he's the only appointment we've got today

It's your birthday, just take the day off

Yeah, anything's better than a 30th birthday wish...

from the bitch who stole your man!

She was your alliance after all

Would your alliance betray you?

Yes! Morning!

Why can't I be reborn?

Why can't I come back to life after death?

Are you sure?

It's a 3-year membership

You'll spur me on...

Right?

I should work out more often anyway

Miu, my girlfriend is back to Hong Kong next week

But I AM your girlfriend!

You can't stay at my place

You never said you had a girlfriend!

I've already packed your things

You told me to quit my job and keep house for you!

I was joking

You just sold me a 3-year membership!

You said you needed to work out more

Here's the key to your locker

Don't lose it

Work hard!

I'll go finish the paperwork

Fine!

I'll show you... I'll get fit

I will get a guy here...

before your very eyes!

Then you'll want me again

You'll obsess about me

You'll hold me so tight...

Kneel and beg for forgiveness

You'll cry... I'll cry

We'll make up

Don't strain yourself

I can do this... I need to be perfect

Just go back to box with someone

Why you need me to coach?

I don't have one customer to box with

Your temper is driving the customers away

Things were better...

when TT was there

Don't even mention her name!

Just hire a new boxing trainer

You're not doing it right, pretty

A girl like you can be trained in 9 months...

You hitting on me?

You're certainly direct

Who are you coaching?

How do I coach? You don't even listen!

Why don't you coach me?

Alright

I know a modeling agency

Here's my business card

Keep 'm...

touch!

No-No-No-No-No!

You call that pretty?

All women are perfect when they're young

Renew your membership for another 3 years

and receive 20 Bikram Yoga sessions for free

20 sessions?

Yoga suits your body type

It's hot

I'm dying

That machine is busted

Cheap shot

Sorry. You first

You like stealing from other people?

I didn't do it on purpose

Natural Born Mistress

Say that again?

The only difference between a wife and mistress is timing

Wives go to heavens! Mistresses go to hell

Stop it!

Take it outside! Don't give me trouble

How very dare you?

Why did you go out with me?

Your boxing club could use a trainer like her...

young, pretty... and easy

I'd sign up for her

She can box...

You cost me my job!

Unemployed...

You cost me my home!

Homeless...

You're such a jerk!

I'll kill you!

He said I'm the only one he loves!

Nothing good ever came out of that line!

You're right!

Either stay here and be men's prey

Or come with me and get your own preys

Wow

It's huge!

The rent is sky-high

What am I supposed to do here?

It's simple: if customers show up, box with them

Don't push them hard at all

Make sure they're just idling around

because we charge them by the hour

Who's she?

The club's new prop

Tell all customers tomorrow

Tell them we've got a new female trainer

She's easy to get in bed

First come, first served

Tell them to hurry and reserve

Sure

He is Dice, biggest hole on earth

Hi, I'm her little brother

Hey, kiddy, I'm Miu

Look at all this Chinese Med stuff

Can I really stay?

Yes, that bed's yours

Tell the customers...

that she sleeps here every night

They're welcome to come box at night

She is easy to box with

Take it

What's this?

Aren't you the birthday girl?

Your birthday meal, my treat

I'm really...

touched

Thanks!

It's your birthday? Let's invite your friends and party!

She has no friends

Are these the best students you've got?

People serious about training wouldn't come here

Where did you learn to spar?

Time out

My ex-boyfriend was a fight choreographer...

He taught me to block

Another Ex was a gymnast

He taught me to kick

And another Ex was a construction worker

He taught me to roll

It just happened: block, kick and roll!

Boys boys boys---

No wonder you have such a fusion of styles

And you? Did you learn from ex-boyfriends too?

No!

I learned nothing from my relationships

If you manage to pick up anything...

it's an STD!

Let me explain our boxing packages

They all charge by the hour

The principle is like collecting Achievements...

as you complete each level with Lara Croft

This is level one...

10 hours: Elementary Class

Basic self-defense shit

30 hours: Pro Garner

Enter the zone for close combat with Lara

50 hours: Unlock Achievements

You get down and dirty

and wrestle with Lara under the stars

Better yet

A Luck Outbreak today

The club's launching special DLC for players

One time offer

Lara will wear a retro ripple uniform...

to fight you one on one

Nipple?

Ripple

Upgrade and you get Lara La Double

Add extra hundred, you'll get the chicks applause

Really?

You're awesome!

Applause! Applause!

Hello, landlord here

I know, Mr. Rent La Double

You are keeping this space quite neat

If I renovate and rent it to someone else

Double sounds way too reasonable

Neighbors are concerned with the nature of your business

Forget the past, turn your grief into power

Kick her ass!

As you can see, I do social work here

Why...

Why... why... why...

Why did you dump me...?

So cute

Watch him slowly wipe the sweat off with a towel

Oh so attentive...

I wish I was that towel

You're hopeless!

Carl's here

- What now? - Business!

Free Fight!

Congratulations on reaching your 100th hour

You now get a one-on-one fight for free

Experience the taste of our club's ultimate technique...

Kick Ass

Beat her!

Boo!

Oh my God...

Faster...

- Buy more time - How do I get this?

Buy more time?

Here you go...

Thank you

Double! Double...

No,no,no“.

Boo, you're amazing! Yeah!

Keep it UP!

Thanks

No problem. I am not in a movie shoot recently

Don't hit me so hard next time, OK?

Cat Pose

Downward Facing Dog

This is torture, help me

Your boyfriend likes yoga so you blow thousands on yoga outfits

Save your money

Thanks,Boo

You treat me better than any of my boys

What's so great about this guy?

Exhale...

Breathe all the bitchiness out of your body

I should dump him and quit yoga

You're so cute

Thank you

Say you love me

Umm... let's make the cookies first?

You're acting different from last night

I'll boil some water

- Wait... - Can we dump this pot?

They belong to my sister's best friend

I don't want that joystick anymore

This cream removes... under-eye bags...

with perfect...

Why is your sister always so hostile?

Nerves. She's overworked

That's life

I'm thinking of selling weapons online

Are you interested?

Yes!

That's my forte

I'd love to make some money for my sis

Do you have any capital?

No

That's life

Boo, you're the best! Yeah!

Who's your sister's best friend?

I'm on the phone

Tell me, tell me...

Her name is TT

She's the one out out of all the photos...

I thought she was dead

She's not dead

She's...

been friends with my sister since childhood

She had a weak constitution

She was sickly as a child

The doctor told her to exercise more

So she joined our club

Boo, this tonic is for you

The doctor said it helps

build up immunity

I asked him to prepare two doses

Alright then

3,2,1...

When my sister turned 20

my morn died

My sister inherited the boxing club and ran it with TT

By the time we hit 30

we will open a second club

How did they fall out?

They were great partners in the beginning

Because my sister still had a boyfriend

and her hormonal levels were normal

Then shit happened

She broke up with her boyfriend

He subsequently hooked up with TT

That fried her server!

Don't bother denying it. I know about you and TT

How is she better than me?

She has...

a bigger heart

Bigger heart?

I have an announcement to make

From now on, I, Boo, will run the club alone

TT will retire from the club

Thank you

I think Boo needs cheering up

Huh?

Pardon me

Surprise!

Boo, this party is for you!

Everyone, Boo is our guest of honor tonight!

Boo, tonight you can meet some new friends

and drink lots of wine...

The more new friends you make...

the more you'll drink

This trophy belongs to my mom, asshole!

Boo, you need to be happy

I have no mood for happiness

Where's Dice?

Maybe

I should wait in the car for you?

Why can't you face, Boo?

We got together after you two broke up

Neither of us did anything wrong

My leg suddenly feels numb...

That's weird

Get out!

Get out!

You weren't this fat when we met

You almost broke my arm!

Dice, where did you go?

I told you to watch the club. Where are you?

I'm... playing ball

Ball?

Where's the ball?

I'll go find it

Why did you come?

To give you a birthday present

I don't need you to remind me of my age

Just take a look

Botox?

Screw you!

Albert and I picked it out together

Screw the both of you!

I know why you're upset

You still think I stole your man

Look at him

He got FAT!

Doesn't that make you feel better?

Can we not sacrifice my self-esteem...

to save your friendship?

Shut up!

Fine. You want us to be friends again?

I'll give you one chance

Come to my party and stay till the end

Leave early and we're done

Deal

Let's drink up!

Cheers!

Don't... leave

Stop checking out other girls

I know where your mom lives

Boo, you're so pretty today

Do you have any slutty friends?

All my friends are slutty

except you

What about ones who claim to be models

but are actually just sluts?

Lots

- Right away - Invite them all

Listen up!

See that guy over there?

I want you to get into his pants tonight

Do whatever it takes!

Yes!

Can't they put more effort...

and make TT suffer even more?

They're doing fine

The only thing these sluts ever do is to make people suffer

Get your ass over here!

I'm coming!

Boo's man was stolen by her best friend, slash business partner

Love, career and friendship all gone in one go

So sad

But you must keep it a secret

Get over here!

Don't let them come near you again!

Maybe we should leave?

No way

Are you upset?

Do I look that petty?

Perhaps you should finish another bottle

You might feel better...

And let you get away?

Ignore her, she's flat-chested

So that's Boo's ex-boyfriend...

They say everyone has tragedy in their past

Your dress is pretty

My aunt owns the same dress

This chick is so rude

Cheers!

Drink UP!

I hosted a great party tonight!

Boo's happy! I'm happy too!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

When we help people, we go all out

Losing your man at 30...

...is nothing!

That's right. We've got your back!

- That's her - Trust us!

Someone stole her man when she hit 30

They say her rival was flat-chested

Long time no see

Did you get a nose job?

Screw you

Just shut up

You always say the wrong thing, do the wrong thing...

Forget it

I know you too well

Why did you have to destroy what I valued most?

What? Your relationship?

Our friendship

Where have you been?

I lost the ball

So I stole one from some kid

Boo is talking it out with TT in the back

Screw me!

What now?

Once they get drunk, they'll make up

Hi!

I brought you a bottle of wine

and two glasses

Keep talking. I'll go back to party

Bye-bye!

How's the club?

The new girl Miu is not bad

Business has boomed since she arrived

So you've got a new best friend

You think I consider her a friend?

I no longer know what friendship is

We were friends once, remember?

I don't need friends

Friends don't pay the bills

I just need human props

They come and go when you want

Right, you don't need friends

You're the boss

Everyone does what you say. You always win

Fine

I'm leaving

You win, boss!

I think I need to find another job

Do you provide female boxing partners here?

Now you get guys to hit on me?

Mind your business!

I'm straight!

Piss off!

Straighter than light beam!

Go back to your mommy!

Mommy...

Beat her up!

I don't need your help

- You're the one exposed - You're exposed

- Look down - Nope

Stop! I surrender!

Let me introduce myself

My name is Zhuge. I'm in the jewelry business

I'm about to take a business trip to Kuala Lumpur

I urgently need a few female bodyguards

You three appear to be good fighters

Why don't you...

escort me on my trip?

Who's in charge here?

No one

I'm my own boss

l.

wasn't before

But now...

lam!

I don't represent them

It's a 2-week gig

Do the math yourself

Your travelling expenses will be covered

Your per diem is $2000 per person

on top of your daily rate

Damn, that's a lot of money

Why do you need female bodyguards?

Isn't it obvious?

What will we be doing?

Whatever bodyguards do

But I have one condition

You need to decide now

I'm in!

A paid vacation? I'm in

Count me out

Sis, take the offer and go

Rent is due tomorrow... Where's my money?

The good news is...

I finally started a business

But my partner embezzled everything

Are we flying Business Class?

- Baby! - Malaysia!

I must remind you

not to use mobile phones

not to upload anything onto social networks

or let anyone know your whereabouts...

throughout this trip

I'm in the jewelry business

I must ensure confidentiality at all times

Sorry

Give your bags to her

She'll be your assistant and run errands for you

Oh g...

We have an assistant!

I want to remind you three:

you must stay together at all times

When I call for you, I expect the three of you...

to report promptly and appear together before me

Understood?

If you need help, call for her

on My God!

What fancy lighting!

Friends, pass me some champagne

Who's your friend now?

Let's be friends for 2 weeks, can we?

Cheers!

I feel like a movie star!

Hello fans! Hello Malaysia!

Cheers!

How do you do?

Yeah!

Thank you!

Damn, I feel good!

Boo, you should ditch that bag of yours

They say, the bigger the bag, the bigger the burden

Look how small my bag is!

Burden, my foot!

Can you take our picture?

Let's jump?

Sure, let's jump

3,2,1!

Let me take your picture

The horse stinks

What's your name?

Yeah, what's up with your boss?

Does she always hire so many bodyguards?

I don't talk to others

Well... let's eat together?

I don't eat with others

I'm very "dark"

In what way?

It's dark like... dark

like...dark

Oh... sashimi

So you like fish

Let's go out for seafood tonight

Thank you!

It's so fresh!

Boo, look at you

You're a completely different person

Relaxation does wonders

You've got a point today

What do you mean?

Are you messing with me?

It was a compliment

Fine!

You make compliments sound like insults

She's like that. She was always like that

Right now...

a man is all that's missing from this picnic

You're hopeless. All you think about is men

I want to get married and have babies!

Marriage and babies?

Why not?

You two even dated the same man

I told you she'd slap me back

The seating arrangements last time were terrible...

...too close

I got splattered with blood

Not bad!

Damn, it's beautiful!

Isn't it?

I think we should raise the bar

How?

Thank you!

Presidential suite!

The same old trick?

Give me five!

That's my bitch!

What happened?

Why can't you tell me? Think I'm an idiot?

This place is HUGE!

Everything is free! Damn!

An espresso machine!

Oh my god!

Look over there

Boo! Open UP!

Damn!

Come out!

Boo!

Where's the key?

I don't know!

Open up!

Come out!

Damn!

I don't get it!

Why are the blankets always tucked so tight in hotels?

They work so hard to stuff them in

I have to kill myself to pull them out

Help! I have nothing to wear!

Now this is called living in style

Now this is called living in style

What's this?

It slims wherever you roll

Slimming, slimming...

Very, very slim...

Tweezing armpit hair?

The more you tweeze, the more pain you feel

It gives you a high

Try it

OK

Damn...

Hey!

Don't pick your feet when people are eating!

Got you! Look!

Oh Shit!

When no one's watching, women...

are really gross

They're gorgeous!

Ms. Zhuge will attend an important function

Please dress for the occasion

Wear makeup. Do not embarrass yourself

These dresses are for you

Hey!

Thank you!

Thanks!

The color of your lipstick is so... dark

Your makeup is very... special

Did you design it yourself?

What do you want?

Well...

Come

Don't resist

Don't move

Stay still

Hold your head still

- Yes! - Now that's a lady

She's hot!

A Hello-Kitty wallet?

Leon Lai?

Gothic Fashion?

So your name is Amy?

She snooped through my things...

My usual look is much better

What happened?

Why did you change makeup?

Because you're going out

Midnight Cowboys?

Penetrating your...

deepest spot

Boo, why are you lugging around such a big bag?

You wouldn't understand

I like to be prepared

My deepest spot is ready to be penetrated

Let's go

What? They serve fish at a stud ranch?

There... enter

Hey, stupid

Don't let them out of your sight

What are they doing?

They're about to eat

They're nothing like the flyer

Told you never to trust ads

Extremely far-fetched

Are we going to get diarrhea after this?

I'm sorry

Feeling intoxicated with lust?

Do you see lots of me?

Hi!

Can I get a refund?

Don't say that, you naughty girl!

What's your... sign?

The go-ahead sign, baby

What do you want?

What do "you" want?

What exactly do you want?

Whatever you want

Don't be so uptight

Relax... put down your bag

Make yourself at home. Give me that...

Let go!

Let go!

What's your zodiac sign?

I'll be whatever sign you want me to be, baby

Cancer?

I'm a Cancer now. What do you think?

Sagittarius is more independent

I've turned into a Sagittarius. What do you think?

Haven't dated in a while?

Long time since I've touched such a firm chest

You're bruised

Poor girl... let me massage your bruises?

Feels good

My boyfriend got fat, I made him herbal tea...

but he won't drink it

Men don't drink herbal tea!

Men want to be virile

He'd be screwed if he drank herbal tea

He won't drink organic tea either

What's the difference? They're both teas

If he drank the herbal, he is impotent

If he drank the organic, he is gay

But I made it especially for him...

At least he puts up with your demands

A man's worst fear is a nagging woman

You're lucky he's still with you

You mean he doesn't love me anymore?

Love can't be measured like that

He may not like...

Do you believe in marriage?

I for one believe in marriage

Quit thinking about marriage and kids

What's your problem?

That's all she thinks about

I'm with her

Idiot, the gig has been moved up

Get the three of them over here right away

Why so serious?

Toast to your deepest spot!

3 sixes!

Let me feed you

All he does is eat. He's useless!

It's so firm!

Isn't it?

Wanna take us out on a date?

Wanna spend more time with me?

Why so serious?

Take you out?

Yes,yes,yes“.

GO, QC: go"'.

Waiter, we want the monkfish to go

Let's go

Hey!

Shame on you!

Why do you always treat me like an idiot?

Let's go

Hey, he's mine

No one forced him to come over

Hey, I'm talking

Just go make babies

You can't help yourself from stealing men, huh?

Why are you still upset?

Hey!

Shut up!

One, why can't I be upset?

Three...

I'm not upset

What about two?

You skipped "two"...

Albert means nothing to you!

You're just jealous!

Why do you treat me like an idiot?

You never tell me anything!

What do you want to know?

How to get upgraded to the presidential suite?

And you, I barely know you

What right do you have to criticize me?

You don't choose marriage and children!

Society brainwashes you into making those choices!

I make my own choices!

Choosing what the society tells me to...

is a choice itself!

You're just trying to get under my skin!

You showed up with "him" on my birthday on purpose...

just to upset me!

Natural Born Mistress!

Not again?

Where do you wanna go for breakfast later?

I'll go wherever you want me to

You're a stereotypical HK Flat Chest!

If a shooting star flew past

I'd wish you two would never get a taxi, bitch!

You're the bitch!

Don't go swimming, puffy face

People might mistake you for a bloated corpse

And you'd sink to the bottom

Fat bitch!

I really hate you all!

They switched to English channel!

Stop speaking English!

Stop fighting...

Let's have sex?

Forget it!

Not in the mood!

Piss off!

Women are like that. They don't do when they're not in the mood

What happened to the limo?

Whatever. We're hereto work!

Monkfish

You like fish, right?

You're the smart one

You can enjoy peace and quiet when you're alone

What are these evening gowns for tomorrow doing here?

Whatever

I'm going to tell Ms. Zhuge that I quit

Why is it taking so long?

This isn't the way back to the hotel

My passport is missing

Who are you?

- Where're we going? - Who are you?

Where are we going?

Stop the car!

It's time to work. Get changed.

Boo... help me please...

tell Zhuge that I quit

I want to go home, please...

TT... help me please...

Please tell Zhuge that I quit

I want to go home

I don't want to fight, I can't fight

You two are the fighters

I beg you...

The dogs... the dogs!

I had a boyfriend who trained dogs

He said if you squat down...

the dogs will go away

Why would that scare the dogs?

I don't know...!

Ask the dogs, how should I know?

Go away!

- Stop it - Go away!

Go away!

You're making the dogs mad!

Your attitude stinks!

I'm trying to think of a way out!

Welcome to Red Dragon Club's "Bloody Party"!

On behalf of Ghost-Lion, I'd like to thank all of you

Mr. Wong, Mad Dog

I hear your wife scolded you for coming?

I suggest you lock her up in a cage next time...

and give her a beating

By the way, thanks for the two cases of wine, OK?

Tonight we have a new team called "Streetdogs"

These contenders from HK were handpicked by Ms. Zhuge

Let's look at

their stats and odds

HK Girl "Boo" 1.7m tall...

weighs 50kg

But she's over 30 and past her prime

Thanks

This is "TT"

1.7m tall, weighs 49.5kg

She specializes in Tai Chi and Mixed Martial Arts

This is "Miu", 1.64m tall

weighs 45kg

As for her specialties...

she's a jack of all trades

Cute

Bet everything on these girls

These three look good

I'm betting big on them

Here comes Zhuge's home team favorite...

winner of the last 3 fights: the A-Team!

You should all be familiar with them by now

The fighter in front in blue swimsuit is...

I don't want to die...

I want to go home...

I don't want to die...

There's so much still left to do...

Don't worry. You've got us

Let's bring out your two partners

Hello

Now

Let me explain the rules of the game

Each team sends a fighter into the cage for a death match

If one goes down

Each team can send in another fighter

They fight until...

one team is left standing, the winning team

The most exciting part is...

the winning team can do what they want to the losers

It's a fight to the death

Yeah!

Miu!

Miu!

If we live, I'll tell you how to upgrade to the presidential suite

Miu, you must come back!

Round One!

Big bluff!

Look!

It's over. What did I tell you?

Miu!

Miu!

Miu...

Miu...Miu!

Round Two!

Keep it up, TT!

Yeah!

She goes down like that

Are you done?

Send another fighter in?

Get up! Get up!

Get up!

I told you not to sit so close

Help!

Hey!

TT

Miu... Miu...

Miu, are you alright?

Miu!

TT...

TT!

Boo...

Miu... Miu...

Miu, are you alright?

I'm... fine

HK Girls are tough

Q-tips

Hand-warmers

Perfume

Damn, I've got everything but Kleenex

You're kidding?

What's wrong with you?

I don't have Kleenex

It mops up blood just as well

No need to give back the fish...

even if you don't want my friendship

I trusted the wrong person

My armpit hurts!

Try pressing your neck here?

Where?

Need a painkiller?

You have painkillers?

For menstrual cramps

All painkillers work the same

I can't swallow pills without water

I have water

I have a straw from Starbucks

Never thought the junk in a woman's bag would save us

Why did you bring these?

I was planning to hire gigolos

I brought four sets

If we didn't come here...

I would've been shut down the club

No way!

If the boxing club shut down, where would I go?

Actually, I sent you a 30th birthday card...

to remind you of...

our promise to open a 2nd club by the time we hit 30

Still, the Botox was going too far

- Even worse - Even worse

I thought long and hard

Botox is not a bad birthday gift after all

Botox...is okay!

Alright, I admit it. Nothing beats free Botox injections

Boo...

Sorry

What for?

I said your tits were up to your neck

Did I overdo it?

' Yes! ' Yes!

Now you tell me!

Would you have listened?

Only true friends tell you...

what you don't want to hear

I'm hungry

Me too

"hill -> long road -> left turn - Amy"

Do you have...

any idea how to get those men in here?

Damn! He chose her...

over me?

Looks like he wants to... beat her up!

I lucked out

According to reports, the facility is like a maze

How did you not get lost?

Actually, we owe everything to one person

All I know is that she loves to eat fish...

and I want to wipe that makeup off her face

If it wasn't for her...

we wouldn't be here doing this interview

Can we trust Amy?

She betrayed us!

I want to trust her

Amy'?

Thanks for helping me find my true self

Amy!

Go!

Go on! Go!

Amy, let us in!

Move over!

Move!

Let us in to save you!

Amy!

Let's go...

Amy!

Boo, let's go!

Amy!

How did we get back here?

Could you describe what happened in detail?

There we were, three of us

against over 900 men

That's right!

They fired mortar shells at us

And I think I heard the sound of a jet fighter

Sorry, I farted

Was it that bad?

Yes!

Let's go!

Are you OK?

I'm fine

My feet are desensitized from wearing high heels everyday

Ave Maria, Amen

Remember

a women's greatest weapon is:

Nude Bra

Give it back

Thanks for helping me find my true self

You OK?

A foot massage hurts more

Where's Boo?

At that instant, I leapt out right...

to save them

But...

I thought you were being...

She passed out!

Damn!

I was so pissed!

Did you tell your boyfriend?

Of course not

Be careful, that monster feels no pain

I know

So his only weakness is his private parts

He looked so weird ripping off his shirt

I was scared stiff

What did you do?

Destroyed his ""missile""

Hit him!

Headbutt!

Missile!

Missile!

Big missile!

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Here's our business card, take a look

It's beautiful

Aren't they great?

I did the drawings

Lift your leg higher

A bit more

One.. two...

Lift your leg higher

Hello everyone, I'm Boo

Welcome to Kick Ass Girls, you're our first female students

It doesn't matter if a girl is short, fat, skinny or tall

What matters is self-confidence

Learning martial arts keeps you in shape

Makes your good body last longer

After drinking your tonic, my muscles are firmer...

So are my breasts

This remedy combats water retention

I was trying to compliment you

You were showing off

How are they?

Drink another

I won't find a bra that fits

Spit it out. Do you like Boo?

Say m

From day one I said he likes Boo

No wonder he dresses like he's up for a job interview

Tell us what do you like about Boo?

Go on!

She's reliable...

diligent...

feisty...

and loyal

Say something to make her happy

Something flattering

When she fights...

her smells heavenly

More flattering

She... has big breasts

Alright, we're done

Boo, you're very pretty today

Thank you

Perhaps you can help me tidy up?

But... it's already pretty tidy

Just pretend

OK

Do you have any final words?

Through this journey

I've learned that friends and foes are equally important

If you throw a punch but there's no foe in front to hit...

or no friends behind you for support

That punch is meaningless

Let's get to the point

Learn with us to punch 900 people...

only takes $300 a month

Still taping?

This on tape?

Er... yes

We're the Kick Ass Girls!

You promised to tell me

how to get an upgrade to the presidential suite

Tell the reception staff...

when you opened the room door...

you saw a rat eating a cockroach

Then show them the photo

How do you get the photo?

Prepare in advance!

I have lots of examples on my cell phone

I have every carpet color

A rat eating a cockroach