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Jane was trying to move on from Rafael.

And Petra was trying to move on from J.R.

Luckily, they had each other to lean on.

But then this happened.

What is it? I love you.

Yes, friends. Jane and Rafael finally got back together.

So it looks like Petra has to do

the single lady thing on her own.

But at least she got one of her exes back.

That's right, her old assistant Krishna.

I want a lunch hour every day. Every day? Oh, it's a deal.

NARRATOR: She could use all the help she could get

because her ex-husband Milos was threatening to sell the

Marbella out from under her unless Petra lied about him

under oath. She was forced to make a decision.

My lawyers can't stop him. You've found ways around

that kind of thing before, right?

That would involve lying, and I can't do that anymore.

NARRATOR: She told Milos no.

Petra won't perjure herself.

Only problem... But I will.

I know! Straight out of a telenovela.

Which brings me to Rogelio.

See, his telenovela, This Is Mars, was finally blasting off.

[IN SPANISH] Why do you have that thing?

[IN ENGLISH] I'm half-human, half-Martian.

I've started to evolve.

NARRATOR: I know, pretty wild, right?

Then again, it is a telenovela.

So let's get back to ours.

When Jane Gloriana Villanueva

was 30 years old...

she and Rafael got back together. Again.

And, friends, it was romantic.

It was magical.

It was...

NSFW.

Uh, why don't we skip ahead a little?

[JANE SIGHS] Oh, wow, they...

they're still going at it.

Okay, now we're good.

I am so happy. [CHUCKLES] Me, too.

I love you so much. I love you.

Okay, so what now?

We start dating? Take it slow?

Screw taking it slow.

Let's pick up right where we left off.

Thank God. That's what I want to do.

So... where were we?

Well... you were living here.

I'll move back in tomorrow.

And I was going to propose.

Yeah.

You were.

[GIGGLING]: You jerk. [LAUGHS]

[BOTH MOANING]

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Seriously? Again?

Yes, seriously.

And we are back forever and ever this time.

I'm so happy for you, hon.

[IN SPANISH] I'm happy for you, too.

And for Mateo. Did you tell him?

[IN ENGLISH] Yeah, he was actually kind of low-key about it.

[IN SPANISH] Mateo was low key?

[IN ENGLISH] I know.

I'm hoping it's not his meds, you know?

Dulling his personality?

Tell me what you think at dinner tomorrow.

JORGE: We're not just having dinner.

[IN SPANISH] Jorge wants to host a game night.

[IN ENGLISH] Ooh, okay, fun. What are we playing?

[IN SPANISH] Dominos, I think. [IN ENGLISH] Actually...

look what I found in the closet.

Lotería. Uh-oh.

We don't play lotería in this family.

Why not? [IN SPANISH] It just doesn't

bring out the best in us, that's all.

Hmm. NARRATOR: I'll say.

¡Lotería! You cheated.

[IN SPANISH] What? [IN ENGLISH] You called all

the cards except the one I need.

You took el barril, didn't you, cheater?

[IN SPANISH] Of course not, Xiomara!

[IN ENGLISH] Yes, you did. You cheated and I hate you.

I wish it was just me and Dad.

Well, that was a long time ago.

Surely you've both moved on, right?

[IN SPANISH] I certainly have.

[IN ENGLISH] If the cheater's moved on,

then I have, too. Perfect. Lotería it is.

Okay, well, I should get going.

I've got to move my stuff into my new home

that I share with my soon-to-be fiancé.

XIOMARA: Wow.

You really think he's gonna propose so soon?

I'm hoping. NARRATOR: To be clear,

not just hoping.

Straight-up snooping.

RAFAEL: Looking for this?

[JANE SCOFFS]

No. I was just, uh...

making room for my stuff.

Oh, making room for your stuff in my sock drawer?

Yeah. I think it's...

nice when couples... share socks.

Go ahead.

Open it.

NARRATOR: OMG, it's finally happening.

[SIGHS]

I had a feeling you might come snooping around,

so I hid the ring.

You won't catch a glimpse of it

until I want you to.

[KEYS CLACKING]

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Petra, hey, I, uh, I wasn't expecting you.

The girls forgot their music books for their violin lessons.

U-Um... I will, um...

get them for you.

Oh, God.

You're clearly... busy with someone.

NARRATOR: Getting busy with someone.

I'm sorry. I'll get out of your hair.[CHUCKLES]

Wait, you're here with a waitress from the Marbella?

Yes? Well...

you don't work there anymore, so I guess it's fine.

Have fun.

You're getting busy with Jane?

I, I... Jane, get out here!

Hi, Petra. Oh, well, so much for

our single ladies' pact. I'm sorry.

I was gonna tell you when I saw you in person.

I don't want you to think I'm abandoning you.

Oh, so this is just a one-night stand?

Well, I mean...

no. It's fine.

I'm kidding. Congrats, I'm thrilled for you.

NARRATOR: She doesn't look thrilled.

Uh, it's fine, okay? I'm just stressed

because of this Milos stuff. The trial's next week.

NARRATOR: Which brings us to...

Krishna, I need some help.

Please.

KRISHNA: Two more minutes.

I just need you to scan something.

I have 90 seconds left of my lunch break.

There'll be plenty of time for nail art

after Milos's trial, okay? Once he's a convicted felon,

I can sue for his shares and get my hotel back.

He'll never see it coming. Which is why

I need you to send this to the lawyers ASAP.

Can you please get back to work? It's been at least 90 seconds.

I reset the clock when you started talking.

[CLOCK TICKING, UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[♪♪♪]

[TICKING STOPS]

Finally. Actually,

I have a dentist's appointment.

e-mailed you about it last week,

but when I get back I'll be all yours.

NARRATOR: That's not her dentist!

It's on.

Petra has no idea.

NARRATOR: Uh-oh.

No, I'm not in the mood for scary.

Let's watch a comedy.

Okay, but first...

I have a question I want to ask you.

NARRATOR: Or how about a romance?

[EXHALES]

[EXHALES]

[LAUGHS]

Have you seen my phone anywhere?

NARRATOR: You're killing us, Rafael.

[SCOFFS]

[LAUGHS] Oh, I... oh, I hate you.

So mean! [LAUGHING]

I just want to surprise you, and I will.

No. No way. Mm-hmm.

My senses are heightened now.

There's no way I won't see it coming.

Mm-hmm. [CHUCKLES] [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

Hey, bud. Aren't you happy we're all together?

You want to come snuggle

with us and watch a movie?

No, I just came out to get more paper.

Okay, I definitely think the meds

are affecting his emotions. Yeah, me, too.

We should talk to his doctor.

[SIGHS]

How was your doctor's appointment?

NARRATOR: That was fast. Oh, her appointment.

Easy, fine. Sorry I'm late.

What took you so long?

Oh. It was just one of those days.

Everyone was running behind.

Okay. I'm here.

Let's get this game going. Hmm!

Mom.

Try not to cheat again.

ALBA: Bueno.

[IN SPANISH] Everybody has a board.

The caller draws a card,

and if you have it on your board,

you place a chip on it. The first person to fill

their board wins. RAFAEL [IN ENGLISH]: Wait.

So this is just bingo?

[SCOFFS] It's much more fun than bingo.

XIOMARA: Each card has a riddle on it, if you can solve

it first, you have a better chance of winning.

[IN SPANISH] The cards have

sayings on them, not riddles. You can't solve

a saying. [IN SPANISH] But you know

the saying. Some cards have sayings,

some have riddles. Doesn't matter.

I'm a little confused still.

Can I be the caller for this round,

then I can get a handle on all the riddles?

Or the sayings.

[IN SPANISH] Sure; RAFAEL [IN ENGLISH]: Okay.

[IN SPANISH] Let's get this game night going!

NARRATOR [IN ENGLISH]: Let's... lotería.

[IN SPANISH] "Don't be swayed by the songs of the siren."

[IN ENGLISH] Oh, mermaid.

Yes. [CHUCKLES] [XO GROANS]

[IN SPANISH] He who nears a good tree, is blanketed by good shade."

[IN ENGLISH] Ooh, I got the tree. Y'all are going down.

[XO SCOFFS] [JANE GIGGLES]

[IN SPANISH] "Something that has no end

that you wear on your hand."

[IN ENGLISH] A ring. [XO SCOFFS]

I don't have it. Mm.

Me neither.

[♪♪♪]

Jane... [SNIFFLES]

[SIGHS]

Will you marry me?

Yes.

[LAUGHS]

Yes... [SNIFFLES]

Oh. [GASPS]

Oh...

Yes. Whoo!

[ALL LAUGHING]

NARRATOR: Now that's...

a winning hand.

NARRATOR: As you may recall, Jane and Rafael were...

Engaged, finally.

Finally? We've been back together two days.

JANE: Mm!

What do you think, Mateo?

[IN SPANISH] You were right, Jane,

the medicine is making him different.

Hey, Mr. Sweetface. What's wrong?

Nothing.

Is your new medication making you feel tired?

I'm not tired. Then why aren't you excited

that Mommy and Daddy are getting married?

I don't think it's really gonna happen.

NARRATOR: Yeah, can't blame that on ADHD medication.

Of course it's gonna happen.

Look, I've got a ring and everything.

Doesn't mean you're gonna do it. You guys always break up.

NARRATOR: I mean, he's not wrong.

This time is different, I promise.

We are gonna get married. When?

Soon. Before my karate belt test?

Your karate belt test is in three weeks, Mateo.

So could we do it before?

[STAMMERS]

We could just go to the courthouse.

We've both already had big, fancy weddings...

Please, please, please? All right.

Let's do it. I'm in.

Yay, I'm so happy! [CHUCKLES]

ROGELIO: I'm just so sad...

to say that this is our last day of shooting.

Over the past few weeks,

I feel I've gotten to know you all so well.

Maybe not in name...

or individually...

but definitely in spirit.

So the fact that this experience is over,

makes my heart break. [DIRECTOR CLEARS THROAT]

Actually, we're not done yet.

What's going on?

We had some performance issues.

Going to need some reshoots. [SIGHS]

River chewed the scenery again?

Actually, the problem is you.

See how here it looks like you really need to poop

but you're holding it in?

You can tell the senator from Phobos that her

budget deal is a steaming pile of antimatter!

ROGELIO: Ah...

Well, in my defense, uh, performing

with an alien appendage strapped to your behind

is harder than it looks. Yeah. I get it.

We didn't give you any rehearsal time,

and animatronics take work.

But the network watched the dailies,

and now they're freaking out

and calling the tail a "pilot-killer."

We have to reshoot some scenes,

and you have to find a way to make that tail more natural.

And that's why I'll be wearing it

for the next week or so.

Day and night.

Won't it be uncomfortable?

There's already some chafing.

But art is suffering.

[PHONE RINGS]

It's your oncologist. Shouldn't you pick up?

I'm sure it's a billing thing.

But you just had tests done.

It's fine. I'll call them back later.

[EXHALES]

PETRA: What's going on?

I was thinking we could do a girls' night.

We can order Thai food,

get those sweet pickles you like.

Oh, n-- actually, I...

Also, I wanted to tell you Raf and I are engaged.

Oh, wow.

Congratulations.

And your first stop was...

here, to ask me to be your maid of honor?

Oh, uh... ugh, [CHUCKLES] actually, no.

We're just gonna do a small courthouse thing

in a few weeks, but

I want to make sure you know

even though we're not both single ladies anymore,

I'm still here for you.

Starting tonight. So...

catch me up. What's happening with Milos?

Nothing. The trial's coming up.

You must have some kind of plan. You know what? Let's not

do this. You need to leave. Why?

Because I'm upset with you, Jane.

Clearly, but... why?

Why do you think?

First you abandon me,

and now this whole maid of honor thing.

I've never been one, okay?

And even though I don't want to wear

some poofy mint green dress,

I was willing to do it because it's something people do

when they have good friends, you were my only chance.

Oh, Petra... Okay, please, fine.

I'll get over it. If you'll excuse me,

I have work to do.

[♪♪♪]

RAFAEL: Petra wants to wear that?

She said she wanted a poofy mint green maid of honor dress.

This is what I could find on short notice.

It's halfway between a gesture and a joke.

NARRATOR: I'd say it's closer to a joke.

I think you are very thoughtful,

my soon-to-be wife...

I love you so much, soon-to-be husband...

WOMAN: Next!

Ooh! Hey. Sorry.

We're here for our marriage license.

As you can probably tell. Paperwork?

Oh... here you go.

Signed, sealed, delivered. Oh, yeah.

[THUDDING] Next!

Wow. That is not as momentous as I thought it would be,

but okay. [APPLAUSE]

Is that where it happens?

Can we take a peek inside?

Knock yourself out.

Next!

Oh, wow.

RAFAEL: It's not...

that bad.

It's charming, in its own way.

NARRATOR: What way is that?

For instance, that hole is in

the exact shape of a fist.

Which is not something you see every day.

True. And neither are stains on the wall...

How do you think they got there?

[DRESS RIPPING] [JANE GRUNTS]

Oh-ho-ho-ho...

[SIGHS]

It's okay. I have three weeks.

I'll fix the dress and maybe wallpaper the room

while I'm at it.

You know what?

The ceremony's just a formality.

Why don't we go somewhere special

after the wedding to celebrate?

That sounds great. Where?

There's always-- Don't say the Marbella.

I was going to say Le Coeur.

[GASPS] Le Coeur.

I've always wanted to go there.

But it's so expensive.

It's our wedding. It's worth it.

Let's book a private room for 12.

You can't get much more special than that.

Ooh-la-la, Le Coeur. They're going fancy.

[PHONE RINGING]

[IN SPANISH] It's your doctor, Xiomara.

[IN ENGLISH] You should get it, right?

Yeah. I'll be right back.

[SIGHS]

[IN SPANISH] Something is going on.

What do you mean?

The doctor keeps calling.

First she doesn't pick up,

now she's taking it outside?

Why? Wait, do you think...

I don't even want to say it.

NARRATOR [IN ENGLISH]: Me neither. I'll write it.

[IN SPANISH] But why would she hide that from us?

[SIGHS]

Unless...

She doesn't want to ruin Jane's wedding.

[DOOR CLOSES] What's going on?

[IN SPANISH] Xiomara, you know how much we love you.

[IN ENGLISH] We're here for you, no matter what.

Why are you guys acting so weird?

We are worried that your cancer is back,

and we think you haven't said anything to us because

you don't want to ruin Jane's wedding.

[IN SPANISH] But if it's not back,

and something else is going on

that you don't wanna talk to us about,

we'll respect your privacy.

[IN ENGLISH] Don't worry. It's not back.

Oh... thank God. Ay...

So? Then why have you been acting weird?

You said you'd respect my privacy.

No. Alba said she would.

I have no respect for your privacy.

I need to know.

Okay, fine.

That wasn't my doctor. It was my nurse.

I've been picking her brain because

I'm thinking about going to nursing school.

Xiomara!

Oh, my God! You will be the best

nurse in the world!

Hey... hey, guys.

Hello, Mr. Sweetface, we're home!

So... what's going on?

Your mom is going to nursing school!

That's amazing!

I'm thinking about it.

Hey! Have you started the application process yet?

I can help you with the essays or proofreading or--

Slow down. I want to figure it out on my own first.

Make sure it's really what I want

before a million people get into my head about it.

We weren't gonna do that.

Of course not. I'm just so happy!

Sorry. At your leisure.

So, wedding at that fancy-pants restaurant?

Long as they have availability in the next month.

I'm not wearing that.

It's for Petra. Long story.

Abuela, can I borrow your sewing machine?

[MUTTERS]

[SIGHS]

So things are moving pretty fast,

we could really use your help.

Jane's probably gonna have a to-do list.

Of course. Anything you need.

I'd love to help, too. But what's the rush?

So Michael doesn't come back and take Mommy away again.

NARRATOR: Geez, kid, way to kill the mood.

I'm thinking twinkly lights.

Easy to plug in, easy to take out.

Maybe they'll distract from the fist-hole in the wall.

And I know there'll be no time for vows, but I'm thinking

we can say them at Le Coeur, assuming they'll take us,

Haven't called back. What happened in Montana?

What?

With Michael.

I never asked you because

I didn't think I wanted to know.

I still don't.

But now I think I have to.

Okay, yeah.

We just worked on the ranch most of the weekend.

But there was one night we had to camp outside,

and it got pretty late, and, uh...

we were laying there, joking around, and then...

we kissed.

And then we fell asleep,

and that's, that's all.

Because I realized I was in love with you.

And I'm sorry

it happened. I wish it hadn't,

because then we'd already be married,

which is all I want.

Me, too.

And we will be.

[RAFAEL SIGHS]

NARRATOR: And from one anxious Villanueva woman...

to another.

♪ It's another beautiful day ♪

♪ To be a student nurse ♪

♪ My wife's going to be a student nurse. ♪

Rogelio... Sorry.

Sorry. Do your research.

I'll zip it.

[COMPUTER BEEPS]

JANE: Oh, no.

Tomorrow? That won't work.

Well, thanks anyway.

Le Coeur is booked solid for the next two months.

They had a cancellation for tomorrow,

but that's too soon. Why?

What? Seriously, what are we

waiting for? I mean, you said it yourself

that you wish we were already married,

so let's just do it.

Start our life together.

You're right. Let's do it.

[CHUCKLES]

I'll call the restaurant back

and tell them to plan for a wedding.

[IN SPANISH] Tomorrow? [IN ENGLISH] Yes, which is why

I need to fix Petra's dress right away.

I think this is working. Yes.

[IN SPANISH] Why tomorrow? [IN ENGLISH] Why not?

He wants to. [IN SPANISH] Is that what

you want? [IN ENGLISH] It doesn't matter.

[IN SPANISH] Of course it does.

[IN ENGLISH] It doesn't, it's my fault

that we're in this situation.

[IN SPANISH] What are you talking about?

[IN ENGLISH] If it wasn't for me and Montana

and everything that happened,

Raf and I would be married by now.

And he knows it and I know it,

and I just want to move forward.

[IN SPANISH] You don't want to get married out of guilt.

Xiomara,

Can you please tell your daughter

that it's crazy for her to get married tomorrow?

[IN ENGLISH] Everyone should be able to do whatever they want.

Thank you, Ma.

I'm not going to nursing school. BOTH: What?

[GRUNTING]

NARRATOR: As you recall, we last left Jane...

with her head stuck in a sewing machine.

Ow!

I'm sorry, she's obviously in pain.

That was totally inappropriate. [CHUCKLES

[IN SPANISH] Get the scissors. [IN ENGLISH] No, I don't want

lopsided hair for the wedding.

[IN SPANISH] I'll get the screwdriver

and we'll take this apart.

[IN ENGLISH] What do you mean you're not

applying to nursing school? I tried to sign up,

but there were words on the chemistry syllabus

I couldn't even pronounce. I don't know what

I was thinking. It was like

a foreign language. [IN SPANISH] Don't give up.

[IN ENGLISH] Yeah. I'll help you study

and make flash cards, and we could--

Ma, I can't see you. XO: Exactly.

Abuela. Hmm?

Move the machine.

Ay.

Look, I know it's gonna be hard,

and it-- but... Abuela.

Huh? Ay, dios mío.

XO: I don't want

to talk about this anymore.

[IN SPANISH] You're being short-sighted It'd be good for you.

[IN ENGLISH] You can't make my choices for me. I'm an adult.

[IN SPANISH] Okay, fine. You know what?

I'll play you for it in Lotería.

If I win, you go to nursing school.

[IN ENGLISH] She's not going to base a lifelong decision

on the result of a game, Abuela.

[IN SPANISH] Hmm. Wouldn't be the first time.

[IN ENGLISH] What?

You don't understand.

Only one in 100 dancers make it

to the second round of auditions for Disney Cruises.

And I'd get to be Mrs. Potts' third teacup.

[IN SPANISH] You can't just drop out of school

to dance on a ship with some teapot.

[IN ENGLISH] I'm not dropping out. I can take the GED next month.

[IN SPANISH] I said, no. [IN ENGLISH] Dad, please.

You've always believed in me.

[IN SPANISH] How about we play for it?

That's ridiculous. We're not playing a game

of chance to decide Xiomara's future.

[IN ENGLISH] I win, I can go to the next round of auditions?

[IN SPANISH] And if your mother wins,

we don't hear another word of this.

[IN ENGLISH] Deal.

Are you gonna cheat again?

[IN SPANISH] I didn't cheat then,

and I'm not starting now.

[IN ENGLISH] I'll get the game.

[IN SPANISH] I'll clear the table.

[IN ENGLISH] What...? Hey. Um...

[CHUCKLES]

Guys?

I still need help.

[SIGHS HEAVILY]

Are you sure you don't want to get that checked?

I have a great on-set doctor.

She healed my chafing with this amazing cream

I rub right between-- Dad,

I-I-I'm fine.

Just a little bit stiff in the neck.

I need you to shuffle and call the cards.

You're too honest to cheat.

And watch your grandma like a hawk.

NARRATOR: And so began

the most epic Villanueva lotería battle

since their last epic lotería battle.

[IN SPANISH] "Fresh and fragrant, beautiful in any season."

[♪♪♪]

[GROANS]

[IN ENGLISH] Okay, next card. NARRATOR: I'll go.

"Who's always wearing fancy shorts and is currently

on the verge of losing everything?"

What do you want, Milos?

NARRATOR: Revenge, conjugal visits,

and a lockpick, in no particular order.

Just to say I outsmarted you.

What are you talking about? You thought you could get

my hotel shares back if I'm convicted of a felony.

But it's too late. I transfer my shares to a close friend

who will run the hotel on my behalf.

Game over, Petra.

XIOMARA: Yes. I am so close.

I just need the pear and the campana.

Going through a dry spell, Mom?

[IN SPANISH] Call the next card.

"She's strolling down the street like she owns--"

The lady!

NARRATOR [IN ENGLISH]: And I have that one, too.

[ELEVATOR BELL CHIMES]

BOTH [IN SPANISH] The bell!

"The sailor's guide."

ALMA: The star.

Another one for me.

You can spare yourself the humiliation of losing

if you just agree to take a few classes.

[IN ENGLISH] I didn't need you to run my life then,

and I don't need you to now.

Hurry up and flip another card.

NARRATOR: Done, and it's my last one.

What?

No friendly hello for the two-thirds owner

of the Marbella?

[LAUGHS] I can't believe he bought it!

I know. The idiot actually thought

I would lie to get him out of jail.

He really thinks I hate you-- which I used to,

now you pay me so much, I think I might be in love.

NARRATOR: That's right, they were in cahoots the whole time.

I've gotten the lawyers

to draft up the transfer paperwork.

You will be the full owner of the Marbella by tomorrow.

And you will get an annual bonus bigger

than your previous annual salary!

[BOTH SCREAM] NARRATOR: Yup.

Played that cards down, so to speak.

JANE [IN SPANISH]: "Don't wrinkle your old leather, because I want you for my drum.

Yes! Yes! I have it. The drum.

NARRATOR [IN ENGLISH]: Oh, yeah. That reminds me.

We're down to the wire here.

This is it. Abuela, you need el camarón to win.

Mom, it's all about the pear.

[♪♪♪]

[IN SPANISH] "A sleeping shrimp is swept away by the current."

¡Lotería!

[IN ENGLISH] No way!

Where is my pear? [IN SPANISH] This again?

[IN ENGLISH] You cheated. [IN SPANISH] Did not.

[IN ENGLISH] Admit it. Okay, okay, okay.

Both of you, relax. [YELLS]

[GRUNTS] Dad! I'm sorry,

it has a mind of its own! [ALL SHOUTING]

NARRATOR [GASPS]: Cheateria.

I knew it!

You were supposed to be watching her.

I don't have a lot of mobility here,

and I didn't think she'd really cheat.

XIOMARA: Well, she did again.

She always thinks she knows what's best for me.

Okay, okay. This is exactly like last time!

[IN SPANISH] I didn't cheat then.

[IN ENGLISH] Just admit it!

You cheated then, and you cheat--

[IN SPANISH] It wasn't me, it was your father.

NARRATOR [IN ENGLISH]: Alas, Alba's final card.

¡Lotería!

You cheated. Que?

You've called all the cards except the one I need.

You took el barril, didn't you?

[IN SPANISH] Of course not. [IN ENGLISH] Yes, you did!

You cheated and I hate you. I wish it was just me and Dad!

[IN SPANISH] Well, that's settled.

[IN ENGLISH] I don't understand.

Why would Dad do that?

He was the one who always believed in me.

[IN SPANISH] We both believed in you.

But we were immigrants.

Your father sacrificed so much to come to this country

and give his family a better life.

And for his daughter, that meant a good education

so that she could have more opportunities than he had.

[IN ENGLISH] Unbelievable.

[IN SPANISH] You were a child.

There are some things that are just between

between a husband and wife, and we were on the same team.

You and your father were so close,

and I didn't want to ruin that.

You and I already had a complicated relationship,

so I figured...

that it wouldn't hurt as much.

[IN ENGLISH] Well, you were wrong.

It does hurt. A lot.

NARRATOR: ♪ Here comes the bride, all black and blue. ♪

If the cleaners can't get the stain out, it's fine.

I'll just wear the dress I wore to Easter.

Well, I don't think it's basic,

and-and it's the closest thing I have to a wedding dress.

[GROANS]

Hiya, Jane!

Good Lord, what happened to you?

I got into a fight with a sewing machine.

Aren't you supposed to be getting married

in a couple hours? Yes. That's why I'm here.

Here's your dress for the wedding.

[CHUCKLES]

Wow. Why would you bring me this...

[LAUGHS] Monstrosity?

You said you wanted to be my maid of honor.

You said that your feelings were hurt,

that you'd never been in a wedding before,

that it would mean the world to you...

Oh, that! Oh, sorry. I wasn't really upset about that.

I just needed to get you out of my office.

We thought Milos might have bugged it, and you kept

going on about whether I had a plan to thwart him.

Which I did, but I couldn't let him know.

Anyway, plan worked, I got the hotel back

and I couldn't be happier! Seriously?

Yes, I know, exciting, right?

Petra, I put my blood, sweat and tears

into this dress, literally, to make you feel better

and now you're telling me that you didn't actually give a crap?

O-Okay, well, I-I didn't-- Yeah, you didn't.

And now because of you, I have to get married

looking like Quasimodo.

Jane... Whatever.

It's just a quickie wedding.

Shouldn't even have a maid of honor anyway.

Just show up at the courthouse at 5:00 p.m.

XIOMARA: Can you believe her?

She is still cheating and lying to try

and control my life. I'm a grown woman.

Becoming a nurse or not is my choice

and my mom has no right to interfere.

Okay. This is the part where you say, "I know,

she's the worst. I'm on your side."

Xiomara... Oh, my God.

You're on her side?

No. Yours, always.

Because we are a team.

I just think if this is something you want,

it's a little strange you're not even trying.

I did try.

For five minutes.

Then it felt hard, so you quit.

Which is...

well, it's... insulting, frankly.

"Insulting"? Yes.

You know how hard I've been working

to make my dream come true.

I've been wearing a tail, for God's sake.

In public.

I've scared children, knocked over tables

and made many gentlemen uncomfortable at the urinal.

I think we're getting off-topic.

We're not. I'm doing whatever needs to be done.

No matter how hard it is.

You just quit before you even got started.

Dreams don't come easy. You have to work for them.

So, if nursing is what you really want to do,

then it's time you put your big girl pants on,

strap on that tail and work for it.

[GRUNTS] You know what? What?

You're right. [SIGHS]

You're right.

JANE: I can't believe it worked.

You can hardly tell I have a black eye.

[IN SPANISH] With a little makeup,

you're the most beautiful bride I've ever seen.

You're not gonna wear the neck brace, are you?

[IN ENGLISH] I'll take it off for the ceremony.

NARRATOR: And put it on for the honeymoon. Am I right?

XIOMARA: Sorry I'm late, sweetie.

You look beautiful.

Ma. Considering.

Thank you. But...

you don't look very happy. Of course I'm happy.

I'm about to get married.

[IN SPANISH] She doesn't want to get married today.

She's only doing it because Rafael wants to.

[IN ENGLISH] Janie, is this true?

I just...

don't want a rushed, small courthouse wedding.

Then why on earth don't you tell him?

I've already put him through the wringer--

going to Montana, breaking up our family.

If he wants this wedding right now,

then he should have it.

Sweetie, come on. You can't go into marriage this way.

It's like your abuela said.

Husbands and wives have to be a team.

[IN SPANISH] I agree with your mother.

Go and tell him how you feel.

[SIGHS] [KNOCKING]

NARRATOR: Which brings us to...

Oh, wow.

You actually wore it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Where is she? She's getting ready

at her grandma's house. Gotcha.

So you're really getting married tonight?

What does that mean?

It means...

well, have you seen Jane's face?

She said she's fine.

She's not. She's miserable.

Why are you in such a rush to get married?

Well, you know.

Got to lock it down.

I'm kidding. Are you?

[SIGHS]

I guess a part of me feels like something might happen...

and she'll change her mind again.

Look... I know what happened

with Michael was... devastating.

But you have to be able to get over that,

and trust her again,

because if you don't...

[EXHALES]

Look at me and J.R.

She thought she could get over the past.

In the end, she just couldn't.

Can you?

I don't know.

Just talk to her, okay?

JANE: Hey, there.

Y-You know what? I've, I've been meaning

to spend some quality time with Mateo.

I'll just be right inside.

[EXHALES]

So, I... I don't...

Oh. You, go ahead.

I don't want to get married today.

Oh, thank God. Me neither.

I want to wait

and plan something really wonderful and--

What's wrong?

I don't know if I trust you.

Because of Michael?

What if you change your mind again?

I won't. You just did.

I didn't change my mind.

My husband came back from the dead.

It's an impossible, crazy situation.

What else could I have done?

Chosen me.

Right then. Told him to leave. I couldn't have.

I mean, maybe somebody else in that situation could have,

but you know me, Rafael. You said it yourself.

I had to explore things with him,

he was my... husband.

And I can't feel guilty about that forever.

I'm not trying to make you feel guilty.

I'm just...

[SIGHS]

Scared.

Yeah... okay.

And maybe it'll take time for you to trust this.

But I want you to know that I want

to marry you and spend my life with you.

Because I chose you, Rafael, and I will

keep choosing you,

every single day for the rest of our lives.

I'm serious.

If you ever try to leave me, I'm going with you.

[LAUGHS, SNIFFLES] Yeah?

Yeah.

NARRATOR: Aw. Turns out, sometimes you need the vows

before the wedding.

[STAMMERS]

My neck's still pretty stiff, um...

Maybe you should go in the other way.

Ah! Ow, ow. Mm.

Maybe bend your head

a little more to the right

and no face grab.

[GASPS] Got it.

Jane and Rafael pushed the wedding.

They want to plan a real celebration in a few months.

[IN SPANISH] That feels right.

[IN ENGLISH] And speaking of right...

I do...

want to go to nursing school.

I'm just... [IN SPANISH] Scared.

[IN ENGLISH] Yeah.

There's so much science stuff I don't know or understand.

[IN SPANISH] That's true. And it will be very hard.

But if you put your mind to it,

you can do this.

And I'm pretty good at all that science stuff

And I'll be there, right next to you, every minute.

[IN ENGLISH] Not every minute, right?

'Cause I'm gonna need study breaks.

[BOTH LAUGH]

[SNIFFLES] [SIGHS]

[IN SPANISH] So, you're going to school?

[IN ENGLISH] It's crazy, I spent my whole life

trying to be the opposite of you

and now...

I'm stepping into your nursing shoes.

[CHUCKLES] [SIGHS]

[LAUGHS] ROGELIO: I did it.

NARRATOR: Spoiler alert: he really did nail that tail.

[GUNSHOTS]

That's crazy. NARRATOR: I know, I'm sorry.

I just had to show you.

150 people?

We definitely wouldn't be able to do it at the court.

That's okay. It's more important to have

everyone we know and love there. Yeah.

You guys about done? 'Cause I need to talk to Jane.

And quite frankly, Mateo and I have reached

our conversational limit.

Wow.

That dress just hurts the eyes.

I'm only wearing it so that Jane knows I'm sorry.

I... didn't mean to make you feel like a fool.

I should have told you what was going on with Milos.

But look,

I'm a more selfish person than you,

sometimes I forget to think about other people,

but I'm working on it, okay?

Okay. But hey,

it is who I am, so don't expect, like, a huge change.

Well, I appreciate your honesty.

And I love you, Petra. Which is why,

now that we're postponing the wedding

and going bigger,

I really do want you by my side at the wedding.

Not so fast.

See, I've also been thinking about

who I want by my side at our wedding.

And I was also going to ask Petra.

But... I just asked her. Well, I knew her first.

Oh, I know her better. I was married to her.

A long time ago. Did you know

she has a fear of drive-through car washes?

Did you know that she and I are on the same cycle?

I did not. Mm.

She refuses to see a movie

if she knows an animal dies? But I don't mind if people die.

She knows every single word

to Justin Bieber's "Love Yourself"?

Okay. Oh, that's... enough spilling of secrets.

Look, I don't have anyone else on my side.

You have your mom and your grandma and your dad.

I used to have Luisa, but not anymore.

I know what it's like to feel abandoned.

And through it all, Petra has been

a constant in my life, for better or worse.

I really want her by my side for this.

Ugh, okay. Fine.

So it's settled. Oh...

I'll be Rafael's best man. Mm-hmm.

And Mateo could be the ring bearer.

Oh, my God. [GASPS]

We forgot about Mateo. Oh.

How are we gonna tell him that we're postponing again?

We can't.

[♪♪♪]

Daddy, do you promise to never ever

break up with Mommy again?

Yes... I do.

And Mommy, do you promise to never move back

to Bisa's house again, even when

Daddy's really mad at you? I promise.

Yeah! You're married. NARRATOR: Aw. If only

the real wedding could go this smoothly.

But alas, that's... not in the cards.

[♪♪♪]