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[Sneezes]
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[Sneezes]
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[Electronic voice from scale]
You're weight is 1-1-3.9 pounds.
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Are you gonna make me hurt you?
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- I didn't think so.
- [Screams]
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[Crashes]
No!
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Are you all right?
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Did I hurt you?
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Bob!
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Bob, what's wrong?
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What happened? Talk to me.
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Oh, my God. Okay,
honey, hang on, hang on.
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911. What is your emergency?
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Yes, we need an ambulance
at 10600 Xavier, unit 4B!
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My husband can't breathe.
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Oh, my God!
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He's turning blue.
You have to send someone now!
Please, hurry!
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2X15 - Clueless
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Original Airdate (FOX): 28-MAR-2006
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[Turns on the shower]
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[Gargles]
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[Clips nails]
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[Uses the hair dryer]
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You blow dry your hair?
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Oh, sorry,
did I wake you up?
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You blow dry your hair?
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Excuse me for actually
caring what I look like.
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I think the word you're
looking for is obsessing.
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Been at it for almost an hour.
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If you wanted in,
all you had to do is say so.
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I don't want in.
I want sleep.
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It's about time
you got up anyway.
It's almost 9:00.
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This isn't gonna work.
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What?
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You. Staying here.
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You're kicking me out?
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After one night?
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What, you think
we should try counseling first?
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Why do you want to
sleep on a couch anyway?
You got money.
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At least until
the divorce is finalized.
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I'll be out of your hair tomorrow.
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What's left of it.
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Bob:
It was three days ago.
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My throat got really dry
and then my tongue felt like
it was blowing up like a balloon.
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I assume somebody checked
for food allergies?
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Well, the first two doctors, both did.
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Next one said it was a panic attack.
The one after that
wanted to take his tonsils out.
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The last one had no idea.
He just referred us to Dr. House.
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It says the attack was
preceded by some sort of
strenuous physical activity.
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Um...yeah.
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What were you doing?
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Awesome.
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A sex fiend
with a swollen tongue.
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Just think of all the places
I can make Foreman search.
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He's not a sex fiend.
He's a happily married man.
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No such thing.
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What're you doing?
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Testing a new caffeine delivery system.
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He didn't get his beauty sleep.
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Wilson's moved in and apparently
has unusually loud toenails.
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If they're into rape fantasies,
S&M is on the menu as well.
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Neck trauma could cause
vocal chords paroxysms,
which could cause choking.
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Cameron:
I didn't see any sign of trauma,
and they were remarkably open.
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I asked about STDs, and
they admitted participating in
a threesome a few months ago.
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Hundred bucks says
they're as miserable
as the next couple.
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Another guy or girl?
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Girl.
His wife's college roommate.
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If he's not happily married,
I don't know who could be.
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They're looking for something.
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If you're happy,
you got nothing to look for.
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His wife arranged it
for an anniversary present.
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And if you ask me,
if two people really
trust each other,
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a threesome
once every seven years
might actually help a marriage.
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Okay, I say we stop the DDX
and discuss that comment.
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I'll take the bet.
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Maybe the first doctor was right.
A food allergy explains the anaphylaxis.
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Could be neurological.
Progressive Bulbar Paralysis
would explain the symptoms.
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No. ALS would affect
his facial muscles
before his throat.
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What if the problem's
not in his throat?
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That'd be a little odd considering
that's where all his symptoms are.
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- Says who?
- The patient.
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Since most patients can't tell
their ulna from their anus,
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I'm guessing this guy also
doesn't know the difference
between choking and suffocating.
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His throat might be fine.
His lungs might be messed up.
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Get more blood, a chest CT,
and a body plethysmograph.
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Unless of course, you think
we should be asking the patient
where his anus is first.
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It, uh, feels like I have to urinate,
and then when I try to go--
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Pull up your pants.
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- It's my prostate, isn't it?
- Nope. Not your prostate.
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Herpes.
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Herpes?
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Herpes.
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Your turn.
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If it makes you feel any better,
half the patients who come into this place
have some sort of crotch rot.
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Uh, no, it doesn't.
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Look, this is impossible.
I've been married for 20 years.
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You had any sex
in those 20 years?
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- Yes, of course--
- Then that's how you got it.
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The only person
I've had sex with is my wife.
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Bummer.
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Take this once a day.
Tell your wife to do the same.
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It's not gonna cure it, but it'll lessen
the frequency of the outbreaks.
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But there must be some mistake.
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You got any kids?
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Yeah.
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Any of them take guitar lessons?
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No.
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Tennis, art, acting?
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My daughter does karate. Why?
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Give this to her sensei.
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Oh, wait.
Does your wife play tennis?
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No.
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That's what I figured.
It never hurts to make sure.
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[Rip of paper]
For Miyagi.
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I'm gonna close the shutter now.
I need you to pant. Kind of like a dog.
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[Pants]
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That's good. Keep going.
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Can I ask you
a personal question?
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Uh, I guess.
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The, um...the threesome.
And...the role playing.
Is that because things get boring?
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No.
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We just...enjoy our fantasies.
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- You married?
- No.
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You can go back to taking
the deep breaths now.
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Marriages don't fail
because couples get bored.
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They fail because...
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while they're dating, people pretend
to be the person they think
their partner wants and then....
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Well, there's only so long
you can keep that up.
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Maybe they are that person
while they're dating,
but then they change.
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People thinking their partner will change?
That's another reason marriages fail.
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People don't change.
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At least not in any way
that really matters.
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I think you've had
enough caffeine.
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You were right.
It's not his throat. It's his lungs.
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00:09:02,026 --> 00:09:04,137
Plethysmograph revealed
decreased lung capacity.
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And the CT showed lung scarring.
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00:09:06,153 --> 00:09:10,738
It's definitely
interstitial pulmonary fibrosis.
What's not definite is the cause.
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There's no arthritis, no sarcoidosis.
Uh, he's not on any prescription meds.
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And he's a wedding photographer
so I doubt he got exposed to
coal dust or asbestos at work.
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Cause could be idiopathic.
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Can't be idiopathic.
Idiopathic means
without a known cause.
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What I meant was that--
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What you meant was
you don't know what the cause is.
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Just say that, and
we can avoid this conversation.
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No applause?
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- What's his current condition?
- Stable.
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- Then we can wait.
- Wait for what?
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For whatever you can't figure out
to cause something else.
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You know it's going to.
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It's possible the IPF could
just continue to--
[Beepers go off]
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There's something wrong
with his skin.
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Okay, stop scratching.
I gotta look at it.
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I can't!
This is driving me crazy.
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Stop scratching so--
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- Make it stop!
- Okay--
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Make it stop!
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00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:04,340
Make it stop.
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Now we got something to discuss.
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00:10:13,416 --> 00:10:17,780
What causes both lung scarring
and the itchy splotchy red blotchies?
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It's obviously not
a reaction to medication.
We haven't given him any yet.
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Right. But what besides
what it's obviously not can cause
both lung scarring and the splotchies?
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Where are you going?
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To complete the second half of
the caffeine delivery system.
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Either talk louder
or get in here!
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Same color coming out as going in.
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You think that's
a marketing thing?
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Lupus could cause
lung scarring and a rash.
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00:10:48,675 --> 00:10:50,327
Or it could still be
a food allergy.
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We've already
ruled out allergies.
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Did we?
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Where's Cameron?
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We're in the men's room.
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We need an allergy expert in here!
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This can wait two minutes.
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00:11:04,910 --> 00:11:06,035
You don't know that.
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Chase thinks that food allergies
should still be on the table.
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No, it wouldn't explain
the lung scarring.
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Some homeopathic studies have found
a connection between food allergies
and autoimmune reactions,
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which could cause lung inflammation.
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00:11:16,494 --> 00:11:21,032
Yeah. And some homeopathic studies
have also found that
ground-up spiders can cure cancer.
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Can I go now?
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00:11:22,499 --> 00:11:23,502
No.
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Lungs, skin. Skin, lungs.
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00:11:29,299 --> 00:11:30,848
Sklungs?
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00:11:32,212 --> 00:11:34,469
Lungs, skin.
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00:11:35,844 --> 00:11:37,558
Throat.
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Heavy metal toxicity.
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It explains the lungs, the itching,
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the swelling in
his tongue and throat.
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I thought you didn't believe
there was anything wrong
with this throat.
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00:11:51,874 --> 00:11:53,479
I never said
I didn't believe it.
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00:11:53,821 --> 00:11:55,677
I just said
I had good reason to doubt it.
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00:11:55,736 --> 00:11:56,765
And now?
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00:11:56,849 --> 00:11:58,691
And now I have good reason
to doubt those doubts.
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00:11:58,928 --> 00:12:01,513
Patient's a little old to be
chewing paint off the walls.
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00:12:01,597 --> 00:12:06,274
Nor does he drink well water or eat fish
every day or do anything else that
could've exposed him to heavy metals.
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00:12:06,337 --> 00:12:09,390
He and his wife worked a wedding
in Cabo San Lucas last month.
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00:12:09,499 --> 00:12:12,634
A lot of pottery in Mexico is
contaminated with lead-based paint.
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00:12:12,718 --> 00:12:14,299
Now aren't you glad
you joined us?
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00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:18,603
Search their house and screen
his blood and hair for lead.
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00:12:19,051 --> 00:12:21,662
And test for mercury and arsenic
while you're at it.
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00:12:21,746 --> 00:12:22,932
Chase.
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00:12:23,039 --> 00:12:27,678
Find out what the resort cooks with,
and if they have repainted recently
or did any plumbing repairs.
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00:12:28,191 --> 00:12:29,720
I don't speak Spanish.
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00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:31,979
Then it'll be challenging.
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00:12:43,036 --> 00:12:44,322
Good Lord.
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00:12:44,587 --> 00:12:46,458
What is that smell?
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00:12:46,886 --> 00:12:48,460
Stuffed pepper.
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00:12:49,690 --> 00:12:51,423
Stuffed with what?
210
00:12:51,654 --> 00:12:52,963
Vomit?
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00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:04,504
Thought you were
going to a hotel.
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00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:06,119
I found an apartment.
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00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:08,426
I can move in on Monday.
Is that fast enough for you?
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00:13:08,510 --> 00:13:09,630
What's today?
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Where'd you get all that stuff?
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00:13:13,203 --> 00:13:14,962
Well, not from your kitchen.
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00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:20,081
Don't you ever eat anything besides
canned soup and peanut butter?
218
00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:25,241
Don't you eat anything that
doesn't look like it's been rolled
onto your plate by a dung beetle?
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Try it.
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It's good, isn't it?
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00:13:37,513 --> 00:13:38,436
No.
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Just better than it looks.
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00:13:43,545 --> 00:13:46,883
How much beans and rice do you think
you'd have to eat from a ceramic pot
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00:13:46,968 --> 00:13:51,109
painted with lead-based paint
to get enough lead into your system
to damage your lungs?
225
00:13:51,210 --> 00:13:52,785
Are we talking a child or an adult?
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00:13:52,869 --> 00:13:53,899
Adult.
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00:13:54,025 --> 00:13:55,178
Then I'd say a lot.
228
00:13:55,362 --> 00:13:58,732
You'd have to beans
every day for months.
229
00:13:59,112 --> 00:14:02,785
Now, why do you have a season pass
to the New Yankee workshop?
230
00:14:02,869 --> 00:14:05,735
It's a complete moron
working with power tools.
231
00:14:05,798 --> 00:14:07,651
How much more
suspenseful can you get?
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00:14:07,815 --> 00:14:10,295
- I'm--I was watching something.
- No...
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00:14:10,379 --> 00:14:12,103
You were about
to watch something.
234
00:14:12,163 --> 00:14:15,223
I'm watching something.
See the difference?
235
00:14:17,049 --> 00:14:19,607
If the water was contaminated,
wouldn't I be sick too?
236
00:14:19,691 --> 00:14:22,314
People can metabolize toxins
at different rates.
237
00:14:22,414 --> 00:14:24,121
We'll test it to be sure.
238
00:14:25,164 --> 00:14:28,349
- Have you done any
recent renovations?
- No.
239
00:14:29,126 --> 00:14:31,351
Have any problem
with bugs or rodents?
240
00:14:31,435 --> 00:14:33,403
Just the occasional ant.
241
00:14:35,071 --> 00:14:36,075
Use bug spray?
242
00:14:36,225 --> 00:14:38,449
No. I hate the smell.
243
00:14:38,551 --> 00:14:42,582
Luckily both of us are pretty anal
about keeping things clean.
244
00:14:43,114 --> 00:14:45,199
Yeah, I can tell.
245
00:14:56,488 --> 00:14:58,096
You think ants are the problem?
246
00:14:58,180 --> 00:15:00,560
Can you stop stuffing your mouth
with pancakes for one second?
247
00:15:00,644 --> 00:15:03,709
These aren't pancakes.
These are macadamia nut pancakes.
248
00:15:03,793 --> 00:15:05,798
Wilson made 'em
and they're amazing.
249
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:10,274
- She said she doesn't
use bug spray, but--
- Silver dollar slices of heaven.
250
00:15:10,427 --> 00:15:13,788
- Some ants are poisonous. Maybe--
- Forget the 72 virgins.
251
00:15:13,887 --> 00:15:15,829
If I blow myself up
in a crowded restaurant,
252
00:15:15,943 --> 00:15:18,352
I'm gonna be asking
for a plate of these babies.
253
00:15:18,815 --> 00:15:21,040
Is the ant big and red
or small and black?
254
00:15:21,124 --> 00:15:22,166
Medium and brown.
255
00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:24,941
Halle Berry brown
or Beyonc� brown?
256
00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:26,434
Is there a difference?
257
00:15:27,295 --> 00:15:29,487
Is there a difference?
258
00:15:30,022 --> 00:15:34,916
Army ants could devour, dissolve,
eat a cow in a matter of hours.
259
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,376
Australian bull ants on the hand
260
00:15:37,581 --> 00:15:42,615
are nasty little bastards, but they're
more of a nuisance than a threat.
No surprise there.
261
00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:44,071
Beyonc�.
262
00:15:44,259 --> 00:15:45,813
Well, then that's not it.
263
00:15:46,347 --> 00:15:48,268
How much clay did
he eat at the resort?
264
00:15:48,352 --> 00:15:51,883
It's a five-star, 400-a-night place.
They don't cook with ceramic pots.
265
00:15:51,967 --> 00:15:52,585
Tox screen?
266
00:15:52,669 --> 00:15:54,873
No evidence of lead,
mercury, or arsenic.
267
00:15:54,957 --> 00:15:55,960
Run 'em again.
268
00:15:56,044 --> 00:15:59,140
Call the resort.
Find some disgruntled
employee to talk to.
269
00:15:59,224 --> 00:16:01,261
- Go back to the home--
- It's not heavy metals.
270
00:16:01,326 --> 00:16:03,507
- The symptoms say it is.
- The tests say it's not.
271
00:16:03,591 --> 00:16:05,526
Well, who you gonna believe?
The symptoms or the tests?
272
00:16:05,627 --> 00:16:07,361
Could also be a food allergy.
273
00:16:07,445 --> 00:16:08,585
Cameron says it's not.
274
00:16:08,669 --> 00:16:10,672
If your tests can be wrong,
why can't hers?
275
00:16:10,782 --> 00:16:14,237
His diet hasn't changed
since he was a kid.
His favorite foodis Corn Flakes.
276
00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:18,644
Which I assume he eats with milk,
one of the most common
adult onset food allergies.
277
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:21,695
Start treating him for lead poisoning.
It's the most likely heavy metal.
278
00:16:21,779 --> 00:16:25,312
And yeah,
you can test him for allergies
for dairy, wheat, and legume.
279
00:16:32,297 --> 00:16:37,809
I am not having an affair with
my daughter's karate instructor,
and I did not give my husband herpes.
280
00:16:38,110 --> 00:16:39,760
Found out where House is.
281
00:16:43,780 --> 00:16:47,431
If you're convinced it's allergies,
why're you giving him drugs
to treat lead poisoning?
282
00:16:47,515 --> 00:16:49,342
We're not convinced
of anything, yet.
283
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:51,574
I think I need something else.
This cream isn't working.
284
00:16:51,763 --> 00:16:53,413
We're doing everything we can.
285
00:16:54,784 --> 00:16:55,930
Ow!
286
00:16:56,150 --> 00:16:56,734
Sorry.
287
00:16:56,917 --> 00:16:59,032
No, no, it's not my back.
It's my feet.
288
00:16:59,203 --> 00:17:01,661
I think I stepped in something
when I went to the bathroom.
289
00:17:01,735 --> 00:17:04,127
Uh, it's on my socks.
It's burning!
290
00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:08,502
I don't see anything.
291
00:17:08,586 --> 00:17:09,740
Bob:
Please take my socks off.
292
00:17:09,814 --> 00:17:11,151
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
293
00:17:13,112 --> 00:17:15,396
Ow! Stop. Stop, stop!
294
00:17:15,396 --> 00:17:16,861
What did you just
scratch him with?
295
00:17:17,132 --> 00:17:20,527
If there was an allergic reaction,
it'd be on his back, not on his feet.
296
00:17:20,611 --> 00:17:22,949
Oh, God, it's burning!
Please make it stop.
297
00:17:23,033 --> 00:17:24,680
Gonna need some
gabapentin in here.
298
00:17:28,924 --> 00:17:31,723
Excruciating pain
in the lower extremities.
299
00:17:32,036 --> 00:17:33,996
Not a sign of a food allergy.
300
00:17:34,099 --> 00:17:35,675
Means there's
a neurological problem.
301
00:17:35,759 --> 00:17:39,718
More significantly,
it's yet another classic sign
of heavy metals.
302
00:17:39,802 --> 00:17:45,988
And I just did yet another hair and blood test
for lead and everything else he could possibly
have been exposed to. They're all negative.
303
00:17:46,084 --> 00:17:47,194
It's gotta be something else.
304
00:17:47,278 --> 00:17:48,866
- Lupus could cause--
- No.
305
00:17:49,049 --> 00:17:51,931
Lupus progresses slower.
There'd be joint pain.
306
00:17:52,025 --> 00:17:53,835
So it's not a typical case.
307
00:17:53,835 --> 00:17:56,675
- We should get an ANA--
- It's not lupus.
308
00:17:57,619 --> 00:17:59,046
Symptoms don't match.
309
00:17:59,189 --> 00:18:01,348
And the tests don't match
heavy metals.
310
00:18:01,475 --> 00:18:04,517
[Beepers go off]
311
00:18:12,731 --> 00:18:15,225
Maria:
It's happening again.
He's not breathing!
312
00:18:17,716 --> 00:18:20,712
Tongue's swelling,
airways closing.
He's not getting any air.
313
00:18:20,796 --> 00:18:22,833
- His lungs are clear.
- We're gonna have to intubate.
314
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,318
Try to relax, Bob, this is
gonna help you breathe.
315
00:18:25,503 --> 00:18:26,555
Oh, my God!
316
00:18:26,766 --> 00:18:28,373
He's gonna aspirate.
Need suction!
317
00:18:28,457 --> 00:18:29,151
What's happening?
318
00:18:29,235 --> 00:18:30,342
Suction.
319
00:18:31,238 --> 00:18:33,393
There's too much vomit.
We're never going
to be able to intubate.
320
00:18:33,534 --> 00:18:34,724
We need to trach him.
321
00:18:34,832 --> 00:18:36,288
He's not breathing.
322
00:19:00,247 --> 00:19:02,704
Foreman:
His urine has elevated
proteins and red blood cells.
323
00:19:02,788 --> 00:19:05,887
It's lupus-induced kidney failure.
If we don't start treatment--
324
00:19:05,971 --> 00:19:07,997
Heavy metal toxicity
could cause vomiting.
325
00:19:08,081 --> 00:19:10,952
And so would lupus nephritis,
and it also causes tissue swelling.
326
00:19:11,036 --> 00:19:13,065
He's choking on his tongue,
not his feet.
327
00:19:13,149 --> 00:19:16,795
The corticosteroids we gave him
to control the inflammation
can cause facial swelling.
328
00:19:16,879 --> 00:19:19,073
It's still not his throat,
but you're getting closer.
329
00:19:19,256 --> 00:19:21,417
I'm doing an ANA and
a serum compliment.
330
00:19:21,654 --> 00:19:25,313
If you're so sure,
why waste time with tests?
Just start treatment.
331
00:19:25,397 --> 00:19:29,053
Oh, no, wait, we can't do that
because we already have and
it's not working. Ergo--
332
00:19:29,137 --> 00:19:32,233
Corticosteroids aren't
the only treatment
for lupus nephritis.
333
00:19:32,548 --> 00:19:35,829
We could also try
cyclophosphamide or
immunosuppressants.
334
00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:42,121
Only if we confirm the diagnosis with
an ANA, serum compliment, anti-DNA,
IV pyelogram, and kidney biopsy.
335
00:19:42,205 --> 00:19:44,963
So now you suddenly
believe in tests?
336
00:19:45,047 --> 00:19:48,112
- The symptoms--
- The symptoms all point
to heavy metal poisoning.
337
00:19:48,202 --> 00:19:49,691
Yeah, we all get it.
338
00:19:49,863 --> 00:19:53,113
Unless you've got proof and
can tell me which heavy metal it is,
339
00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:55,410
I'm starting treatment for lupus.
340
00:20:02,419 --> 00:20:07,121
Systemic lupus erythematosus
causes the immune system
to become hyperactive.
341
00:20:07,205 --> 00:20:08,749
Attack normal tissue.
342
00:20:08,895 --> 00:20:11,411
It could be what caused
the lung inflammation
343
00:20:11,496 --> 00:20:15,665
as well as the swelling in his throat
and now what appears to
be damage to his kidneys.
344
00:20:16,305 --> 00:20:18,114
The treatment's
usually steroids.
345
00:20:18,270 --> 00:20:19,905
But he's already on steroids.
346
00:20:19,974 --> 00:20:23,361
If the tests confirm we're on the right track,
there are other medications we can try.
347
00:20:23,445 --> 00:20:24,570
And if those don't work?
348
00:20:25,337 --> 00:20:29,118
Well, lupus is a chronic condition,
but it's generally controllable.
349
00:20:29,266 --> 00:20:31,289
What do you mean, generally?
350
00:20:31,686 --> 00:20:35,657
In rare cases, it can cause
cardiovascular or renal failure.
351
00:20:35,741 --> 00:20:37,373
Cardiovascular and...
352
00:20:37,616 --> 00:20:42,175
renal. That's, uh, the heart
and the kidneys, right?
353
00:20:42,259 --> 00:20:43,295
Yeah.
354
00:20:54,548 --> 00:20:58,674
[Hoarsely]
Don't worry. It'll be all right.
355
00:21:12,410 --> 00:21:13,862
Enjoying the salad?
356
00:21:14,327 --> 00:21:15,467
There's no lettuce.
357
00:21:15,644 --> 00:21:17,182
I'm aware that
there's no lettuce!
358
00:21:17,303 --> 00:21:19,195
Do you know when
I obtained this knowledge?
359
00:21:19,262 --> 00:21:20,137
Actually, I'm in the middle of--
360
00:21:20,221 --> 00:21:21,302
When I made it.
361
00:21:21,493 --> 00:21:22,865
For myself.
362
00:21:23,889 --> 00:21:25,531
Well, how was I supposed to know?
363
00:21:26,549 --> 00:21:30,494
Well...I was hoping--
This might tip you off.
364
00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:32,599
That's kind of selfish.
Don't you think?
365
00:21:32,683 --> 00:21:34,824
I offered to make you some.
You said no.
366
00:21:34,908 --> 00:21:37,056
Ah, that was before
I tasted the pancakes.
367
00:21:37,244 --> 00:21:39,079
It's a compliment,
you should be flattered.
368
00:21:40,206 --> 00:21:41,233
Here.
369
00:21:42,873 --> 00:21:45,366
It's Mrs. Lambert's
herpes test results.
370
00:21:45,552 --> 00:21:46,618
Mrs. who?
371
00:21:46,977 --> 00:21:51,223
You've told more than one patient
his wife is sleeping with
his daughter's karate teacher?
372
00:21:51,619 --> 00:21:54,080
You wanna stir the pot,
you have to clean up the mess.
373
00:21:54,262 --> 00:21:55,803
What would you do
if you got herpes?
374
00:21:55,868 --> 00:21:57,711
She's coming in at 5:00,
don't make me come looking for you.
375
00:21:57,795 --> 00:22:00,211
Actually, I know what you'd do.
But I mean a normal guy--
376
00:22:00,295 --> 00:22:05,956
And don't be calling in sick, or saying
that your team needs you for
some kind of emergency consult.
377
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:11,457
If he suspected that maybe his wife
had also been playing pickle games,
he could just keep it on the down low.
378
00:22:11,509 --> 00:22:13,272
At least wait
till she got infected.
379
00:22:13,356 --> 00:22:15,575
You'd give your own wife herpes
just to shift the blame onto--
380
00:22:15,659 --> 00:22:18,527
Oh, he'd give his own mother herpes
if it got him out of clinic duty.
381
00:22:19,607 --> 00:22:21,390
Of course, maybe it was the wife.
382
00:22:21,538 --> 00:22:23,586
Maybe she was the one who--
383
00:22:29,255 --> 00:22:30,792
Where's Mrs. Nympho?
384
00:22:30,876 --> 00:22:32,289
She's waiting outside. Why?
385
00:22:32,373 --> 00:22:33,348
Go search her.
386
00:22:33,414 --> 00:22:35,124
What, you mean
her medical records?
387
00:22:35,208 --> 00:22:38,452
If I meant that,
good chance I'd have said that.
388
00:22:40,999 --> 00:22:42,224
You think she's poisoning him?
389
00:22:42,308 --> 00:22:46,160
His symptoms should be getting
better the longer he's here.
Instead they're getting worse.
390
00:22:46,361 --> 00:22:50,090
So either she's poisoning him or--
It's not heavy metals.
391
00:22:50,272 --> 00:22:52,661
We've done over ten different
heavy metal tox screens--
392
00:22:52,745 --> 00:22:55,217
Because there's no reason
to test for the other 30.
393
00:22:55,361 --> 00:22:58,606
They don't get into the air or food.
They only get in you
if someone puts them in you.
394
00:22:58,690 --> 00:23:02,343
And the only way we're going to find out
what she's been sprinkling on
his corn flakes is to search her.
395
00:23:02,427 --> 00:23:07,013
I am not going to accuse a woman
of trying to murder her own husband
based simply on some paranoid theory.
396
00:23:07,097 --> 00:23:08,561
It's the only explanation.
397
00:23:08,710 --> 00:23:10,339
We've eliminated
every other possibility.
398
00:23:10,423 --> 00:23:12,379
We have not eliminated
every other possibility.
399
00:23:12,463 --> 00:23:14,132
Has he responded to
the latest lupus treatment?
400
00:23:14,216 --> 00:23:15,422
He's only been on it
for a few hours.
401
00:23:15,498 --> 00:23:17,405
He hasn't responded
because it's not lupus.
402
00:23:17,670 --> 00:23:21,151
It's not allergies, ALS,
arthritis, or sarcoidosis.
403
00:23:21,193 --> 00:23:22,920
She's all that's left.
404
00:23:23,948 --> 00:23:25,666
Do it!
405
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:31,627
Hi.
406
00:23:32,502 --> 00:23:34,072
I'm Dr. House.
407
00:23:35,092 --> 00:23:36,915
Mind if I take a lookin your purse?
408
00:23:37,561 --> 00:23:38,437
Why?
409
00:23:38,569 --> 00:23:43,967
Because I'm going to need to search it
and you for whatever you're using
to poison your husband.
410
00:23:44,808 --> 00:23:47,343
Why would I want
to hurt my husband?
411
00:23:48,209 --> 00:23:50,766
Then you won't mind
if I search your things.
412
00:23:54,370 --> 00:23:55,589
Go ahead.
413
00:24:05,941 --> 00:24:07,665
You satisfied?
414
00:24:09,890 --> 00:24:11,266
Absolutely not.
415
00:24:11,350 --> 00:24:14,583
She agreed to let me
search everywhere else,
but this she says no to.
416
00:24:14,667 --> 00:24:15,664
Doesn't that tell you something?
417
00:24:15,748 --> 00:24:20,005
Yes, that she doesn't want
some lunatic doctor searching
her vagina with a flashlight.
418
00:24:20,089 --> 00:24:20,998
Oh, Cameron could do that.
419
00:24:21,082 --> 00:24:21,962
I'm not going to--
420
00:24:22,046 --> 00:24:23,965
The woman hasn't left
the hospital since they arrived.
421
00:24:24,049 --> 00:24:26,001
Whatever she's using, she's
obviously hiding somewhere.
422
00:24:26,085 --> 00:24:27,416
She's not poisoning him.
423
00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:28,505
It's the only explanation.
424
00:24:28,589 --> 00:24:31,504
No, it's the only explanation
your twisted mind can come up with
425
00:24:31,504 --> 00:24:34,612
because you're angry that
you can't find the answer,
and you're taking it out on her.
426
00:24:34,696 --> 00:24:38,513
And you are protecting
a complete stranger based on
some childishly romantic notion that
427
00:24:38,597 --> 00:24:40,881
people are all so happily married
they don't want to kill each other.
428
00:24:40,962 --> 00:24:41,983
You calling me childish?
429
00:24:42,025 --> 00:24:42,531
Grow up.
430
00:24:42,716 --> 00:24:43,449
Shut up.
431
00:24:43,557 --> 00:24:46,567
Both of you.
And stay away from his wife.
432
00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:49,587
Sorry. I'm not giving you
permission to assault someone.
433
00:25:10,118 --> 00:25:12,463
Let's see. I'm thinking
434
00:25:12,832 --> 00:25:16,766
Colonel Mustard
in the music room
with the candlestick.
435
00:25:16,850 --> 00:25:20,216
There's no music room.
It's the conservatory.
436
00:25:20,216 --> 00:25:22,015
- Same thing.
- No, it isn't.
437
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:27,379
If we don't find out what she's using
and start treatment immediately,
he'll be dead in a week.
438
00:25:27,463 --> 00:25:28,567
If you're right.
439
00:25:28,651 --> 00:25:31,952
If Foreman's right,
you'd have basically raped
an innocent woman.
440
00:25:38,327 --> 00:25:39,939
My wife fired the maid.
441
00:25:40,091 --> 00:25:44,159
Apparently she's getting rid of
everything that reminds her of me.
442
00:25:44,596 --> 00:25:45,946
You did your maid?
443
00:25:46,030 --> 00:25:50,649
I was nice to our maid,
which...annoyed her.
God knows why.
444
00:25:50,733 --> 00:25:52,002
Maybe she was doing her.
445
00:25:52,002 --> 00:25:54,682
No one was doing her.
All right?
446
00:25:54,766 --> 00:25:56,448
But, you still
feel responsible.
447
00:25:56,553 --> 00:26:00,361
Even though nothing
or no one was done,
it's still your fault.
448
00:26:01,127 --> 00:26:04,774
I offered to keep paying her salary
until she found another job.
449
00:26:05,374 --> 00:26:08,874
But she refused to take any money
without doing any work, so--
450
00:26:10,433 --> 00:26:12,165
If you want someone to
clean your apartment,
451
00:26:12,349 --> 00:26:13,316
It's on me.
452
00:26:13,374 --> 00:26:15,998
You're supposed to moving out,
not moving more people in.
453
00:26:16,090 --> 00:26:18,569
She's not moving in.
She's gonna clean.
454
00:26:18,634 --> 00:26:20,162
Maybe I should just move out,
and the the two of you could--
455
00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:21,935
Oh, God!
[Machine beeps]
456
00:26:22,019 --> 00:26:23,714
- Oh, God, no.
- Call a code!
457
00:26:25,123 --> 00:26:26,692
Please.
458
00:26:28,653 --> 00:26:31,113
Charge it to 360.
Give him epi.
459
00:26:32,843 --> 00:26:33,792
Clear!
460
00:26:35,782 --> 00:26:36,699
Still no pulse.
461
00:26:36,783 --> 00:26:38,673
Charging. Clear!
462
00:26:39,815 --> 00:26:41,091
I got a pulse.
463
00:26:43,411 --> 00:26:44,566
Pupils are reactive.
464
00:26:44,716 --> 00:26:45,757
You still with us?
465
00:26:45,906 --> 00:26:48,599
He was without oxygen
for less than a minute.
It can't be hypoxia.
466
00:26:48,659 --> 00:26:50,008
Could be a stroke.
467
00:26:50,319 --> 00:26:52,130
Honey, can you hear me?
468
00:26:52,392 --> 00:26:53,075
Back up.
469
00:26:53,159 --> 00:26:55,261
Bob, talk to me. Bob?
470
00:26:55,345 --> 00:26:57,193
Honey, please.
471
00:26:58,544 --> 00:27:00,687
Bob, can you hear me?
472
00:27:03,589 --> 00:27:04,476
He's awake.
473
00:27:04,864 --> 00:27:06,501
Can you hear me?
474
00:27:07,951 --> 00:27:08,964
Honey?
475
00:27:12,136 --> 00:27:14,386
[Whispers] Hi.
476
00:27:15,854 --> 00:27:20,603
Yes. She is...
quite the little actress.
477
00:27:27,621 --> 00:27:29,996
So, let's say she's
not poisoning him.
478
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:31,885
There's nothing more to discuss.
479
00:27:31,951 --> 00:27:35,898
We've got lungand kidney failure,
neurological symptoms,
and now cardiac arrest.
480
00:27:36,049 --> 00:27:39,367
A systemic disease with
multi-organ involvement
is the definition of lupus.
481
00:27:39,451 --> 00:27:40,942
Autoimmune suppressants
aren't helping.
482
00:27:41,026 --> 00:27:44,064
We should start him
on cyclophosphamide.
See if it makes a difference.
483
00:27:44,122 --> 00:27:47,399
Yeah. And interferon.
484
00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:50,299
Interferon isn't an approved
treatment for lupus.
485
00:27:50,388 --> 00:27:51,174
You're not still thinking--
486
00:27:51,258 --> 00:27:54,589
Interferon isn't
an approved treatment for
heavy metal toxicity either.
487
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:58,949
True. But it's pretty much
the only thing we can do
for a viral infection.
488
00:28:00,687 --> 00:28:01,980
We didn't consider it because--
489
00:28:02,064 --> 00:28:03,947
Because it doesn't make sense.
There's no fever.
490
00:28:04,169 --> 00:28:06,074
Because he's got
no immune system.
491
00:28:06,136 --> 00:28:09,128
Thanks to the immunosuppressants
you prescribe for lupus treatment.
492
00:28:09,212 --> 00:28:10,593
He didn't present
with a fever either.
493
00:28:10,677 --> 00:28:13,977
Because at that point, he was
a post-viral autoimmune reaction.
494
00:28:14,061 --> 00:28:14,808
Which again--
495
00:28:15,330 --> 00:28:18,772
Thanks to the immunosuppressants
you prescribed for lupus treatment,
496
00:28:18,856 --> 00:28:21,177
his immune system basically
rolled out the red carpet
497
00:28:21,261 --> 00:28:25,139
for the dormant virus, waking it up,
turning it into a present viral infection.
498
00:28:25,223 --> 00:28:26,680
Give him interferon.
499
00:28:26,910 --> 00:28:30,149
But if it is lupus,
interferon could make it worse.
500
00:28:30,295 --> 00:28:31,678
Suppress his bone marrow
even further.
501
00:28:31,762 --> 00:28:32,422
Which is more likely?
502
00:28:32,525 --> 00:28:36,012
A rapidly progressing, acute-onset lupus
in a patient who's already on steroids,
503
00:28:36,096 --> 00:28:38,855
or a team of doctors
missing a post-viral reaction?
504
00:28:38,939 --> 00:28:40,382
We didn't miss anything.
505
00:28:40,974 --> 00:28:45,905
Well then, I'm wrong
and you shouldn't--
Give him interferon!
506
00:28:47,779 --> 00:28:51,932
Intravenous interferon has
been shown to be effective
against some viral infections.
507
00:28:52,016 --> 00:28:56,241
But, I thought you said
it wasn't an infection.
You said it was lupus.
508
00:28:56,325 --> 00:29:00,329
The increasingly rapid
progression of the symptoms
has caused us to reconsider.
509
00:29:00,687 --> 00:29:02,492
And what if you're wrong here too?
510
00:29:02,718 --> 00:29:04,145
What if it's not a virus?
511
00:29:04,327 --> 00:29:06,325
There are risks
with interferon.
512
00:29:06,543 --> 00:29:09,560
Especially in a patient who's
already immunosuppressed.
513
00:29:10,251 --> 00:29:14,623
Look, at this point, you're lungs,
kidneys,and heart are all failing.
514
00:29:15,192 --> 00:29:17,430
We really don't have any choice.
515
00:29:51,809 --> 00:29:54,031
[Hoarsely] I cheated.
516
00:29:54,829 --> 00:29:55,991
What?
517
00:29:56,942 --> 00:30:00,499
9th grade...
earth science.
518
00:30:00,833 --> 00:30:02,571
Mr. Foley.
519
00:30:04,394 --> 00:30:07,559
I sat behind you
so I could cheat off of you.
520
00:30:11,210 --> 00:30:15,421
And I let you cheat...
so you'd sit behind me.
521
00:30:17,348 --> 00:30:20,587
I thought we were gonna
grow old together.
522
00:30:22,518 --> 00:30:24,018
In 9th grade?
523
00:30:24,270 --> 00:30:26,939
No. 10th.
524
00:30:27,821 --> 00:30:30,551
What, you had to make sure
I put out first?
525
00:30:32,601 --> 00:30:33,660
No.
526
00:30:33,997 --> 00:30:36,902
I knew you put out
in the 7th grade.
527
00:30:43,327 --> 00:30:45,237
I love you.
528
00:30:48,921 --> 00:30:50,948
Yeah, I know.
529
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:54,232
Say you love me.
530
00:30:55,677 --> 00:30:57,102
No. [Crying]
531
00:30:57,283 --> 00:30:58,926
Why not?
532
00:31:00,146 --> 00:31:04,325
Because...you're not dying.
533
00:31:05,057 --> 00:31:07,636
Say it anyway.
534
00:31:10,411 --> 00:31:12,818
You gonna make me hurt you?
535
00:31:20,173 --> 00:31:21,925
I love you.
536
00:31:33,256 --> 00:31:34,369
Foreman:
It's not working.
537
00:31:34,439 --> 00:31:37,278
Both his lungs and kidneys
are continuing to deteriorate.
538
00:31:38,315 --> 00:31:40,417
- Up the dose.
- We already have.
539
00:31:40,501 --> 00:31:41,489
Apparently not enough.
540
00:31:41,767 --> 00:31:42,744
I don't think it's a virus.
541
00:31:42,829 --> 00:31:45,554
We've been running titers
for everything we could think of.
They're all negative.
542
00:31:45,639 --> 00:31:48,003
[House's beeper goes off]
543
00:31:51,704 --> 00:31:53,283
Increase the interferon.
544
00:31:53,553 --> 00:31:54,104
House.
545
00:31:54,163 --> 00:31:57,049
You got a better idea?
Other than lupus?
546
00:31:58,144 --> 00:31:58,871
No.
547
00:31:59,043 --> 00:32:00,554
Then up the dose.
548
00:32:00,638 --> 00:32:03,784
Mr. and Mrs. Lambert's appointment
was over an hour ago.
549
00:32:03,874 --> 00:32:08,049
Sorry. I was sick.
And my team needed
an emergency consult.
550
00:32:12,418 --> 00:32:14,899
Your wife has herpes.
551
00:32:15,359 --> 00:32:16,734
What?
552
00:32:17,189 --> 00:32:19,144
That-- That's impossible.
I don't have any--
553
00:32:19,254 --> 00:32:21,664
You haven't had
an outbreak...yet.
554
00:32:21,726 --> 00:32:23,298
Don't worry, you will.
555
00:32:24,382 --> 00:32:26,338
You rutty jackass!
556
00:32:26,828 --> 00:32:29,548
Me? I haven't been
with anyone in 20 years!
557
00:32:29,632 --> 00:32:31,101
But you're the one
with the blisters on his--
558
00:32:31,161 --> 00:32:33,110
Doesn't mean
that he got it first.
559
00:32:33,384 --> 00:32:35,269
You don't need to have
an outbreak to spread the virus.
560
00:32:35,418 --> 00:32:38,763
Yeah! And you're the one always
talking about wanting more sex.
561
00:32:38,847 --> 00:32:39,771
From you.
562
00:32:39,837 --> 00:32:42,972
And maybe I'd get more
if you weren't actually
getting it somewhere else.
563
00:32:43,056 --> 00:32:45,092
Well, you two obviously
have a lot to talk about.
564
00:32:45,176 --> 00:32:46,869
Don't even think about
dumping this on my lap.
565
00:32:47,055 --> 00:32:49,815
There's gotta be someway
to prove that it's him.
566
00:32:49,899 --> 00:32:51,931
I'm sorry. There is no test.
567
00:32:52,015 --> 00:32:54,819
Either you two ever
sit on a public toilet?
568
00:32:55,969 --> 00:32:57,281
Well?
569
00:32:57,365 --> 00:32:58,560
Of course.
570
00:32:58,686 --> 00:33:01,779
Herpes can live
for short periods of time
outside the body.
571
00:33:01,863 --> 00:33:03,359
Dr. House, you know
you can't get herpes--
572
00:33:03,443 --> 00:33:07,711
Some politically correct doctors
will tell you that it's impossible
to get infected by a toilet seat,
573
00:33:07,795 --> 00:33:12,186
but they'll also tell you not to use
the same bath towel to dry your crotch
and your face during an outbreak.
574
00:33:12,270 --> 00:33:13,153
See the contradiction?
575
00:33:13,262 --> 00:33:15,254
I always use a paper cover.
576
00:33:15,483 --> 00:33:17,446
- Always?
- Yes, of course.
577
00:33:17,530 --> 00:33:18,534
What about you?
578
00:33:19,170 --> 00:33:20,079
No.
579
00:33:20,913 --> 00:33:22,254
I never knew.
580
00:33:23,027 --> 00:33:25,258
Oh, please.
This is ridiculous.
581
00:33:25,604 --> 00:33:28,353
Damn.
I was sure it was Miyagi.
582
00:33:28,437 --> 00:33:29,189
What?
583
00:33:29,625 --> 00:33:32,635
He could believe that you can
get herpes from a toilet seat, or
584
00:33:32,719 --> 00:33:35,638
he could be cheating on you
and just be happy to have an out.
585
00:33:35,722 --> 00:33:37,639
The toilet seat
makes sense, doesn't it?
586
00:33:37,723 --> 00:33:42,019
Sure, but she'd only refused
to believe such a well presented lie
if she were innocent.
587
00:33:42,190 --> 00:33:45,897
And since you both
can't be innocent...
You rutty jackass.
588
00:33:45,981 --> 00:33:47,148
Oh, you--
589
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:50,784
- Thanks a lot.
- My pleasure.
590
00:33:50,868 --> 00:33:53,609
Honey. Wait! Please.
591
00:33:53,686 --> 00:33:54,898
Wow.
592
00:33:57,575 --> 00:33:59,262
Not bad.
593
00:34:08,298 --> 00:34:10,809
She has a family history
of arthritis, doesn't she?
594
00:34:10,893 --> 00:34:13,349
Yeah, she does.
What does--?
595
00:34:13,433 --> 00:34:14,706
Stop the interferon.
596
00:34:14,892 --> 00:34:17,603
Do another heavy metal screen.
Only this time, test for gold.
597
00:34:17,687 --> 00:34:19,489
You don't still think that she--
598
00:34:19,573 --> 00:34:21,111
And don't let her
go to the bathroom.
599
00:34:21,195 --> 00:34:23,729
Why would you care if she--
[House hangs up]
600
00:34:23,959 --> 00:34:25,032
Hello?
601
00:35:04,740 --> 00:35:05,510
Ho!
602
00:35:05,781 --> 00:35:06,770
Hi.
603
00:35:07,070 --> 00:35:08,532
I'm Lady.
604
00:35:10,651 --> 00:35:12,180
What'd you do to my closet?
605
00:35:12,264 --> 00:35:13,256
I cleaned it.
606
00:35:13,340 --> 00:35:15,245
Uh, Dr. Wilson said
that I could go ahead--
607
00:35:15,329 --> 00:35:17,641
It's not Dr. Wilson's closet!
608
00:35:20,046 --> 00:35:21,315
Where's the wood box?
609
00:35:21,469 --> 00:35:23,796
- A wood box?
- Yes, the wood box.
610
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:25,687
It's made of wood,
and it's box-shaped.
611
00:35:25,831 --> 00:35:28,138
It's been in the back of thiscloset since the day I moved in.
612
00:35:28,207 --> 00:35:30,127
I didn't seeany kind of wood--
613
00:35:30,211 --> 00:35:33,184
You may not have seen it,
but you've obviously moved it.
The question is where?
614
00:35:33,268 --> 00:35:35,280
Well, I did not move anything, I just--
615
00:35:35,348 --> 00:35:39,107
Look, it was in this closet.
Then you came.
Now it's not in this closet.
616
00:35:39,206 --> 00:35:41,852
Okay, uh--What type of box?
617
00:35:41,936 --> 00:35:43,322
Wood! Wood!
618
00:35:43,468 --> 00:35:46,786
It's a brown wood box.
It's got a metal handle on the top.
It looks like a--
619
00:35:46,843 --> 00:35:48,459
like a tackle or a toolbox.
620
00:35:48,611 --> 00:35:50,720
Ah, you mean the chest?
621
00:35:50,909 --> 00:35:52,760
The one that's under the bed?
622
00:36:10,402 --> 00:36:12,514
Do you need to fix something?
623
00:36:21,273 --> 00:36:24,074
Um. Thanks.
624
00:36:28,285 --> 00:36:31,154
Well, fine, then I'll go
to one on another floor.
625
00:36:31,238 --> 00:36:33,764
Well, actually, they're
not working there either.
626
00:36:35,084 --> 00:36:37,970
Every bathroom
in the whole hospital
is out of order?
627
00:36:38,054 --> 00:36:41,389
Well, they're,
um--The water--
628
00:36:41,473 --> 00:36:43,955
I'm going to the bathroom.
629
00:36:48,696 --> 00:36:49,391
Where is she?
630
00:36:49,475 --> 00:36:50,866
She had to go to the bathroom.
631
00:36:50,974 --> 00:36:52,891
- I told you not to let her.
- What was I supposed to do?
632
00:36:52,976 --> 00:36:55,426
- Tie her up?
- Why not? She likes that.
633
00:37:08,919 --> 00:37:10,348
What are you doing?
634
00:37:11,515 --> 00:37:13,866
Uh, your hand is wet.
635
00:37:14,151 --> 00:37:15,645
Sorry. Must be nervous.
636
00:37:15,798 --> 00:37:17,565
I got some bad news.
637
00:37:19,359 --> 00:37:20,317
What?
638
00:37:21,490 --> 00:37:24,624
The damage to your husband's
lungs is permanent.
639
00:37:25,045 --> 00:37:27,959
The kidney damage is reversible,
and with the right therapy,
640
00:37:28,044 --> 00:37:30,268
he should regain
full neurological function.
641
00:37:30,756 --> 00:37:35,161
Other than the fact that he's not
gonna be running any marathons,
he should be fine.
642
00:37:35,899 --> 00:37:38,266
But that's good news, isn't it?
643
00:37:38,409 --> 00:37:39,861
I'm not finished.
644
00:37:41,690 --> 00:37:46,815
When I was a kid,
my dad was stationed
in a Marine base in Egypt.
645
00:37:47,465 --> 00:37:51,103
We were in the middle of nowhere,
and there was absolutely nothing
for a kid to do except...
646
00:37:51,369 --> 00:37:52,752
look for a mummy's tomb.
647
00:37:52,812 --> 00:37:56,416
You didn't want me
to go to the bathroom
because you wanted to tell me
648
00:37:56,860 --> 00:38:01,195
my husband is going to be fine
and that...you used to live in Egypt?
649
00:38:01,349 --> 00:38:03,802
I didn't have a problem
with you going to the bathroom.
650
00:38:04,425 --> 00:38:06,665
I just didn't want you
to wash your hands.
651
00:38:09,926 --> 00:38:12,027
I never actually found a mummy.
652
00:38:12,331 --> 00:38:15,198
But, I did learn a fair amount
about the ancient Egyptians.
653
00:38:15,467 --> 00:38:20,407
For example, they discovered
that stannous chloride is not only
great for toughening ruby glass,
654
00:38:20,608 --> 00:38:24,375
but if it's mixed with gold,
it turns bright purple.
655
00:38:30,743 --> 00:38:36,090
Now either, your fingers actually
are worth their weight in gold,
656
00:38:36,411 --> 00:38:41,012
or you've been sprinkling
your husband's cereal
with gold sodium thiomalate.
657
00:38:41,083 --> 00:38:45,997
It's an arthritis remedy that
it's rarely used here in the in the U.S.,
but it's still popular in Mexico.
658
00:38:46,632 --> 00:38:48,356
Gotta give you props.
659
00:38:50,079 --> 00:38:52,870
I've never heard of
anyone using gold before.
660
00:38:54,321 --> 00:38:58,722
It's almost...poetic.
661
00:39:00,287 --> 00:39:01,816
It's ridiculous.
662
00:39:02,117 --> 00:39:05,366
Heavy metal tox screen
for gold was off the chart.
663
00:39:08,755 --> 00:39:09,542
Why would I--
664
00:39:09,626 --> 00:39:11,528
Because you were
trying to kill him.
665
00:39:12,513 --> 00:39:15,189
I'd love to know
the why behind that why.
666
00:39:16,441 --> 00:39:18,871
But, you're not gonna
tell me, are you?
667
00:39:20,294 --> 00:39:22,050
You're wrong. I--
668
00:39:24,271 --> 00:39:26,365
I love Bob.
669
00:39:27,376 --> 00:39:29,856
I never said
you didn't love him.
670
00:39:35,193 --> 00:39:36,883
How does somebody do that?
671
00:39:36,947 --> 00:39:42,417
Sit by someone's bedside day and night,
helping them, comforting them,
and at the same time killing them.
672
00:39:42,501 --> 00:39:44,333
Maybe he was
having an affair.
673
00:39:44,435 --> 00:39:46,288
Maybe she was
having an affair.
674
00:39:46,395 --> 00:39:50,940
Or maybe she just gets her kicks out of
slowly sucking the life out of a guy,
watching him suffer.
675
00:39:51,003 --> 00:39:52,807
He must've done something to her.
676
00:39:52,989 --> 00:39:54,201
Yeah, he had it coming.
677
00:39:54,285 --> 00:39:55,519
I didn't say he deserved it.
678
00:39:55,603 --> 00:39:58,327
The only thing he did wrong
was marry a sociopath.
679
00:39:58,411 --> 00:40:01,183
Or maybe she just got
tired of being married.
680
00:40:02,358 --> 00:40:07,409
Didn't want to admit to family and friends
that the marriage everyone thought
was perfect wasn't.
681
00:40:07,493 --> 00:40:09,610
Shouldn't of us stay with her?
682
00:40:09,717 --> 00:40:10,826
What is she tries to run?
683
00:40:10,910 --> 00:40:13,215
Yeah. Cameron,
go back there.
684
00:40:13,817 --> 00:40:16,438
It'd be weird if we were
all in the ladies' room.
685
00:40:46,216 --> 00:40:49,042
Cameron:
We started chelation therapy
with dimercaprol.
686
00:40:51,256 --> 00:40:53,056
Thrilled to hear it.
687
00:40:53,934 --> 00:40:56,403
His kidney function
hasn't improved.
688
00:40:56,613 --> 00:40:58,073
It will.
689
00:40:58,429 --> 00:41:00,797
He's gonna need
a lung transplant.
690
00:41:02,313 --> 00:41:05,681
He's becoming more attractive
by the minute, isn't he?
691
00:41:06,855 --> 00:41:09,117
You're pleased.
692
00:41:09,201 --> 00:41:13,108
You think you've proved
every marriage is a mistake.
693
00:41:13,261 --> 00:41:15,439
Do I look pleased?
694
00:41:36,130 --> 00:41:38,517
Ignorance is bliss.
695
00:41:46,598 --> 00:41:51,250
"Love and Happiness" by Al Green
696
00:41:52,433 --> 00:41:54,821
# Love and happiness #
697
00:41:56,937 --> 00:42:00,330
# Wait a minute #
# Something goin' wrong #
698
00:42:00,414 --> 00:42:02,375
# Someone's on the phone #
699
00:42:03,058 --> 00:42:06,785
# 3:00 in the mornin' #
# Yeah #
700
00:42:07,642 --> 00:42:09,517
# Talkin' about #
701
00:42:10,327 --> 00:42:14,317
# How she can make it right, yeah #
702
00:42:14,930 --> 00:42:16,202
# Well #
703
00:42:16,839 --> 00:42:19,414
# Happiness is when #
704
00:42:19,819 --> 00:42:23,600
# You really feel good
about somebody #
705
00:42:24,305 --> 00:42:26,636
# There's nothin' wrong #
706
00:42:27,158 --> 00:42:32,668
# Bein' in love with someone #
# Yeah, yeah #
707
00:42:34,133 --> 00:42:35,607
# Oh, baby #
708
00:42:36,058 --> 00:42:37,753
# Love and happiness #
709
00:42:38,220 --> 00:42:41,083
You have one new message. [Beep]
710
00:42:41,466 --> 00:42:43,769
Hi, this is Blake Hanson
calling for Dr. Wilson.
711
00:42:43,917 --> 00:42:45,600
I got a better offer
for the apartment.
712
00:42:45,684 --> 00:42:50,531
Now, I know offered it to you already,
so if you match the offer,
you can still have the place.
713
00:42:50,615 --> 00:42:54,436
Make sure you call me first thing
in the morning and let me know,
Otherwise, well, you got my number.
714
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:56,491
# Make you do right #
715
00:42:56,798 --> 00:42:57,773
# And #
716
00:42:58,276 --> 00:43:00,981
# Love will make you do wrong #
717
00:43:01,716 --> 00:43:02,894
# Yeah #
718
00:43:03,149 --> 00:43:04,957
# Love and happiness #
719
00:43:05,222 --> 00:43:07,671
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720
00:43:08,986 --> 00:43:11,511
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