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Two spades.
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Three hearts.
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It's all yours.
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I fold.
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And that's five.
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- And that's six.
- Yay!
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Not bad.
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On a slam contract, you normally
want to play your winners early.
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Sorry, Dad.
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Nah. You're learning.
You're doing fine.
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Woman:
Connie Gilman's a good player.
And a widow.
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I should, uh, take her out
because she can play bridge.
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You're a true romantic.
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Woman 2:
You should ask somebody out.
You think Cecile's not dating yet?
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- Cecile was dating before she left.
- Oh, shut up, Marv.
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No. I have a partner.
And she's doing great.
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Amy should be out having fun.
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I'm having fun.
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Yeah.
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Look like you're having
the time of your life.
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- One no trump.
- (Woman, laughing) Ooh!
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I'm just...a little nauseous.
I, uh, I think I ate too much.
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- Can we take a break?
- Of course.
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Excuse us.
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What did you eat?
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Nothing weird.
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- Have you been drinking?
- No, Dad. You know I don't--
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Because I don't mind if you--
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Dad?
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[Echoing] Dad?
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Dad, what are you doing?
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You're scaring me.
It hurts. Let go!
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What are you doing?
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Man:
Henry?
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Henry.
Let go of her.
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The occasional drink
doesn't bother me. But...
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What?
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Are you okay?
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What's the matter?
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2X14 - Sex Kills
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Original Airdate (FOX): 7 March-2006
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You had what's called
an "absence seizure."
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Anything like that
happen to you before?
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No, Nothing.
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He's been really healthy.
He jogs, he eats right. He--
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I--well, I did have
a headache last Sunday.
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And for the past two years,
I've been getting acid reflux a lot.
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And I thought that, uh,
antacids were all I needed.
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Should I have come in sooner?
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For acid reflux and a headache?
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Well, I--you know,
I hear the coffee downstairs
is really good.
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Could you get me a cup, Honey?
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Would you mind
closing the blinds?
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Foreman:
His right testicle is almost
twice as big as his left.
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Cool.
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It's probably testicular cancer.
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Mmm, no.
That's impossible.
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- The symptoms all indicate--
- The shoes aren't right.
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Here's how testicular cancer
would manifest itself.
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First, the patient would get
the exact symptoms that he's got.
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Then Foreman would examine him.
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Then he'd suspect
testicular cancer on account of
the symptoms being so perfect.
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Then he'd stick a needle in it.
Then he'd call a surgeon.
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And while that guy operates,
the rest of us would be out bowling.
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And since we're not
wearing bowling shoes,
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the disease obviously
did not progress in that fashion.
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LP showed some white cells.
But his MRI is clean.
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Sure. If you call a microabscess
in his brain "clean."
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What, you don't trust me?
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Are you talking about
the left temporal lobe?
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Neat. You can see
through my hand.
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- It's just a shadow.
- Or it's an infection.
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When guys have brain/crotch problems,
it's usually the result of using
one too much and the other too little.
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Blood and urine were negative for
syphilis, gonorrhea, and chlamydia.
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So treat him for all three.
Stat.
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Um...negative means
he doesn't have it.
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No. Negative means
he probably doesn't have it.
Which means he probably has cancer.
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I thought we were wearing
the wrong shoes for cancer.
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We're wearing the wrong shoes
for testicular cancer.
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They're perfect for lymphoma.
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Except Chase's.
They're just goofy.
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Lymphoma could cause infiltrants
in his reproductive organs and his brain.
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If it's this advanced,
he's dead no matter what we do.
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So give him the STD meds
and hope the tests were wrong.
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Svinnuk.
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Who's the lucky woman?
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My wife.
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No, I don't want to know
who gets the chocolates.
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I want to know who
you're having the affair with.
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Fell on his head as a child.
Tragic.
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Norwegian chocolate.
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Frankly,
you buy that stuff,
the terrorists win.
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Some people bottle up their feelings,
have them come out as physical pain.
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Healthy human beings express feelings,
such as affection, by giving gifts.
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Gifts express guilt.
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The more expensive the expression,
the deeper the guilt. That's a $12 box.
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So either you haven't
slept with her yet,
or she wasn't that good.
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It's not all about sex, House.
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Really?
When did that change?
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I want to get Depo-Provera.
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Actually, at your age,
as long as you're careful,
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the risk of you getting
pregnant is pretty limited.
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Yeah, but it would
calm me down.
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Right? If I get
a high enough dose.
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You mean
"calm" as in a peaceful lake,
on cool summer evening?
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Or in the lesser used meaning of,
nothing can ever bother you again
because life has absolutely no meaning?
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High dose of Depo-Provera
will chemically castrate you.
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Yeah.
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Okay. I'm gonna
get up to leave now.
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And I'm gonna walk to that door,
turn the handle.
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And then you're
suddenly gonna decide that
you have to tell me the truth.
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I'm gonna have to turn around
and come all the way back.
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See, the thing is,
my leg hurts.
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Can we cut the walking
out of the equation?
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I love cows.
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Any particular...variety?
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Guernseys? Holsteins?
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Which are the black and white ones?
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Oh, God.
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I pass a farm
on my way to school.
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And they're so beautiful.
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They're so majestic.
I dream about them.
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Leather shoes, hamburgers.
How can anybody do that to a cow?
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Make love, not belts.
It's beautiful.
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- I haven't actually--
- Well, relax.
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Something we doctors
deal with all the time.
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I'm gonna write you
the name of a drug.
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You don't need a prescription.
And it looks just like Depo-Provera.
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- But does it do the same thing?
- Oh, God, no.
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That stuff has
all sorts of nasty side effects.
It's real medicine.
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No, this is all you need.
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Your frat buddies will
be completely fooled.
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Tell them how appalled
the doctor was.
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Lots of laughs.
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We think you may have
a sexually transmitted disease.
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No. It's not possible.
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Sir, maybe we should
speak in private?
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Have you tested him for this?
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The tests were negative.
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Well, then it's not that.
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So what else could it be?
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Nothing good.
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If you've been having sex,
you have to tell me.
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I have not had sex
since my divorce.
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I didn't ask him
to take the medicine.
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I asked you
to give him the medicine.
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He hasn't had sex
in over a year.
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- He's lying.
- He knows what's at stake.
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We should start treating him
for lymphoma right away.
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- Maybe if we hit him hard and fast--
- Wilson!
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How long can you
go without sex?
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How long can you
go without annoying people?
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No, seriously.
Week? Month?
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I'm not having an affair.
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I didn't say you were.
Not in this conversation.
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We're talking about a patient.
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People have impulse control.
We don't need sex.
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Well, not like air.
But as a biological imperative,
sure we do.
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There's two things
we get stupid for.
Money and sex.
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And since money rarely
enters the bloodstream...
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Was his daughter in the room
when you asked if he'd had sex?
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I told him we could talk privately.
He didn't care if she was there.
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It's almost noon.
Little girl would go to lunch.
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Soon as she's out the door,
you're gonna get paged.
Then you page me.
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[Foreman's pager beeps]
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Lunch is early, huh?
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Hi.
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I'm Dr. House.
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I hear you'd rather die
than admit you had sex.
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I'm sorry. I...
couldn't tell my daughter.
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Right. 'Cause she's...what, 22?
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I slept with her mom.
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She probably knows
that's happened already.
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Roll over.
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My wife had an affair.
I forgave her.
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She had another affair.
And I forgave her again. And...
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Amy thinks I was an idiot.
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So smart.
You must be very proud.
Roll over.
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I assume you've been in love.
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Is that the one that
makes your pants feel funny?
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I'm starting you
on a cocktail of STD meds.
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Amy is just getting over it.
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She barely spoke to her mom
for months actually.
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If she thought that
it was happening again,
that that's why I got sick--
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We just happened to be at
the same Italian cheese-tasting thing.
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Cheese is the devil's play thing.
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It was just the one night.
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Oh, you're obviously
completely over her.
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Amy thinks love leads you
to make stupid choices.
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You're certainly setting
a good example for her.
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Yeah. She just doesn't get it.
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If you're not prepared to look stupid,
then nothing great is
ever gonna happen, right?
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On the other hand,
I guess your testicles
aren't going to explode either.
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Dad.
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Is everything okay?
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I have a sexually transmitted disease.
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How's that possible?
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He met a woman in church.
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Does she play bridge?
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[Laughing]
Does she-- Ha-ha.
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[Monitors start beeping]
- Crash cart!
- Oh, God...
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- Is this another seizure?
- Shut up.
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Comin' in!
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Amy:
Oh, God.
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- Here you go.
- 40 milligrams furosemide.
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Knock him out.
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How would an STD do this?
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It wouldn't.
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Chase:
It was flash pulmonary edema.
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We took a liter of fluid off, but
the problem wasn't with his lungs.
It's his heart.
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There are vegetations
obstructing his mitral valve.
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It's not an STD.
Lymphoma wouldn't
erupt that suddenly.
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So what is it, then?
A disease that attacks
his brain, heart, and testicles.
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I think Byron wrote about that.
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Could be psittacosis.
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Chlamydia cultures
would've come back positive.
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Strep viridans
can hit the heart.
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Wouldn't mess with
the reproductive system.
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Maybe things aren't...
so nicely connected.
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He's 65.
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We could be looking at
multiple systems just starting
to break down independently.
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Way to a man's heart
is through his stomach.
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He's had acid reflux for years.
It--it can't be relevant.
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It seems there are
other ways to kill people
besides having sex with them.
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You don't need this so much.
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Problem is not your lungs.
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It's your heart.
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That Italian cheese thing
at the church.
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What sort of cheese?
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Why do you need to know?
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I'm having a fondue party.
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- Was it sheep cheese?
- Might have been. Why?
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- Was it soft?
- Yeah.
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- Taste like crap?
- Yeah. Bitter.
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Taste like this?
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- Yeah. But how did you--
- That was regularlow-fat American.
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I added some bacteria.
For flavor.
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You fed him bacteria?
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It's pretty much on everything.
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Especially the unpasteurized
sheep cheese they make in the Alps.
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That stuff will give you brucellosis.
242
00:13:24,765 --> 00:13:28,349
Key to a long life.
Exotic women, boring cheese.
243
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,880
Gonna start you on
rifampin and doxycycline.
244
00:13:30,938 --> 00:13:32,622
Doesn't make any sense.
245
00:13:32,706 --> 00:13:35,631
I mean, nobody else
at the church got sick.
246
00:13:35,695 --> 00:13:40,165
99.9 % of Christians have
so much acid in their stomach,
247
00:13:40,249 --> 00:13:44,874
they become churning cauldrons of death
for all those nasty little brucellosis bugs.
248
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:47,966
But you were taking antacids
for your acid reflux.
249
00:13:48,175 --> 00:13:54,956
So that turns your digestive tract
into a pleasant scenic river
for all those bacterial tourists.
250
00:14:00,844 --> 00:14:01,845
You sure you're right?
251
00:14:01,929 --> 00:14:04,038
Absolutely.
Your socks don't match.
252
00:14:04,122 --> 00:14:05,930
Which means you got up
and got dressed in the dark,
253
00:14:06,014 --> 00:14:07,433
which means you don't
want to wake your wife.
254
00:14:07,517 --> 00:14:08,972
Which means you don't
want to talk to her.
255
00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:11,079
- Which means--
- I was referring to your patient.
256
00:14:11,163 --> 00:14:13,168
Oh, that. No.
257
00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:14,918
Come on,
I'm basing it on cheese.
258
00:14:15,002 --> 00:14:16,606
How long before
you get the tests back?
259
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,991
We'll know before that.
If I'm wrong,
260
00:14:19,073 --> 00:14:21,460
he'll just keep
getting worse and slowly die.
261
00:14:22,678 --> 00:14:25,292
But if I'm right,
either we caught it in time
and he gets better.
262
00:14:25,376 --> 00:14:28,979
Or we didn't and he goes into
cardiac arrest at any moment.
263
00:14:31,017 --> 00:14:32,946
[Monitors beeping and flatlining]
264
00:14:33,016 --> 00:14:34,019
Paddles.
265
00:14:39,363 --> 00:14:40,230
Charging.
266
00:14:40,323 --> 00:14:42,591
250. Clear.
267
00:14:43,343 --> 00:14:45,126
Charging. 300.
268
00:14:45,272 --> 00:14:46,282
Clear.
269
00:14:46,366 --> 00:14:49,017
Charging. 360. Clear.
270
00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:50,583
Epinephrine.
271
00:14:53,456 --> 00:15:03,676
[Repeats defibrillation shocks]
272
00:15:04,978 --> 00:15:05,861
Are you gonna tell her?
273
00:15:05,963 --> 00:15:07,766
That you suspect an affair?
274
00:15:08,029 --> 00:15:10,348
Sure. Well, she already
hates you, why not?
275
00:15:10,348 --> 00:15:14,466
Because you think that
getting it off your chest will
let you sleep better. It won't.
276
00:15:14,592 --> 00:15:16,551
You'll end up sleeping
on my lumpy couch.
277
00:15:16,635 --> 00:15:17,924
There's nothing to tell.
278
00:15:18,008 --> 00:15:20,595
Then why are you playing
foosball here at 8:00 at night?
279
00:15:21,252 --> 00:15:22,822
You always want
to simplify everything.
280
00:15:21,983 --> 00:15:24,999
[House's beeper goes off]
281
00:15:22,910 --> 00:15:24,993
Boil it down to
nice, easy equations.
282
00:15:25,077 --> 00:15:26,689
Nice, easy answers.
283
00:15:28,282 --> 00:15:30,581
Go home and have sex
with your wife.
284
00:15:33,965 --> 00:15:37,407
His heart is back in sinus rhythm.
There's a lot of damage, though.
285
00:15:37,491 --> 00:15:39,967
It was brucellosis,
but we got to it too late.
286
00:15:40,051 --> 00:15:43,675
The vegetation broke off
in his main coronary artery
and caused an infarction.
287
00:15:43,759 --> 00:15:45,509
His heart muscle's half-dead.
288
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,789
He'll be lucky to last a week.
289
00:15:47,873 --> 00:15:50,174
Other than that,
how's he doing?
290
00:15:52,692 --> 00:15:53,841
Seriously.
291
00:15:53,992 --> 00:15:56,787
His brain, testicle, lungs, tonsils.
292
00:15:56,855 --> 00:15:58,931
How's all that other stuff doing?
293
00:15:59,123 --> 00:16:05,631
Uh...his brain is clear now.
And so is the genito-urinary tract.
And his kidney function is good.
294
00:16:05,767 --> 00:16:10,188
So, all he needs is a heart,
and he's outta here.
295
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,633
He's a prime candidate
for transplant.
296
00:16:15,972 --> 00:16:18,294
He doesn't smoke,
drinks moderately.
297
00:16:18,365 --> 00:16:21,502
His tox screen was
negative for illegal drugs.
And legal ones.
298
00:16:21,586 --> 00:16:25,895
Surveillance blood cultures
show absolutely no sign of
any lingering brucella bacteria.
299
00:16:25,979 --> 00:16:27,920
He's 66 years old.
300
00:16:28,467 --> 00:16:31,923
He told me he was 65.
Liar. I'm outta here.
301
00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:36,313
There is an inverse correlation
between patient age and success rates.
302
00:16:36,373 --> 00:16:37,603
He's in excellent health.
303
00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:41,437
This was his first hospitalization
since breaking his leg at 23.
304
00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:43,266
Or 22. I'm not sure anymore.
305
00:16:43,266 --> 00:16:48,060
If this patient were
to survivethe operation,
he'd get another what?
306
00:16:48,165 --> 00:16:51,596
5, 10, maybe 20 years
if he's very lucky.
307
00:16:51,697 --> 00:16:55,269
So you're saying that
old people aren't as worth
saving as young people.
308
00:16:55,353 --> 00:16:58,121
He's saying that
hearts are a scarce resource.
309
00:16:58,223 --> 00:16:59,880
We obviously have to
choose criteria--
310
00:16:59,964 --> 00:17:03,580
No, I get it. Women live longer,
so they should get preference, right?
311
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:07,437
And African-Americans,
they die a lot younger.
So to hell with them.
312
00:17:07,437 --> 00:17:10,302
What, you think
you're gonna win me over
by calling me a racist?
313
00:17:10,386 --> 00:17:14,612
If the test is who gets to use it the longest,
you can either be a racistor a hypocrite.
314
00:17:14,696 --> 00:17:18,621
Your patient had a life.
A family.
315
00:17:19,055 --> 00:17:20,702
We've got 18-year-old kids
who will neve--
316
00:17:20,786 --> 00:17:22,458
How old are you, Doctor?
317
00:17:22,711 --> 00:17:25,329
When do we get to
toss you on an ice flow?
318
00:17:25,999 --> 00:17:27,499
Cuddy:
And thank you, Dr. House.
319
00:17:27,566 --> 00:17:32,826
Unless anybody else has
any further questions,
we will now go into private session.
320
00:17:33,398 --> 00:17:35,845
Oh, I'm on pins and needles.
321
00:17:35,929 --> 00:17:38,297
I wonder how you'll decide.
322
00:17:42,422 --> 00:17:46,083
The Nets just won
their third game in a row.
Beat the Lakers.
323
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:51,893
I'm sorry.
324
00:17:52,508 --> 00:17:54,047
They voted no.
325
00:17:56,703 --> 00:17:58,661
So...
326
00:17:59,123 --> 00:18:00,739
w hen...
327
00:18:01,905 --> 00:18:04,367
will I die?
328
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:08,625
Might have a week.
329
00:18:10,335 --> 00:18:12,491
[Amy sobs quietly]
330
00:18:18,113 --> 00:18:19,904
God.
331
00:18:38,738 --> 00:18:42,776
I wrote a letter to the board of directors,
appealing the transplant committee's decision.
332
00:18:42,836 --> 00:18:46,606
I'm alleging bias against you
clouded their medical judgment.
333
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:47,620
I need you to sign.
334
00:18:47,704 --> 00:18:49,050
They made the right call.
335
00:18:49,134 --> 00:18:51,168
You don't believe that.
You told the committee--
336
00:18:51,252 --> 00:18:53,284
I was advocating
for my patient.
337
00:19:00,427 --> 00:19:03,556
- Then why are you--
- Advocating for my patient.
338
00:19:04,512 --> 00:19:05,722
I've got clinic duty.
339
00:19:05,806 --> 00:19:08,919
I need you to get me the files
on everybody who dies here today.
340
00:19:09,723 --> 00:19:12,034
You really think this thing'll
change their decision?
341
00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:13,212
Nope.
342
00:19:19,982 --> 00:19:22,180
Mooooo!
343
00:19:22,940 --> 00:19:24,648
I think I broke my ankle.
344
00:19:24,825 --> 00:19:27,247
I was kicked. By a hoof.
345
00:19:28,165 --> 00:19:31,295
I'm so in love.
She was so beautiful.
346
00:19:31,602 --> 00:19:33,665
- Which one?
- One of the black and white ones.
347
00:19:33,749 --> 00:19:36,341
- I'm not sure what type.
- Which "type"? Which one?
348
00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:37,823
I want a name.
349
00:19:37,993 --> 00:19:41,704
- Why would it have a name?
- Well, not "it." She. Or he.
350
00:19:41,976 --> 00:19:44,208
I want to know
her dreams, her hopes.
351
00:19:44,358 --> 00:19:45,943
It's a cow.
352
00:19:46,086 --> 00:19:48,956
Hey, I'm not the one
who said he was in love.
353
00:19:50,455 --> 00:19:57,059
People who actually have this condition
rationalize it. They dismiss it.
They don't elevate it to the level of poetry.
354
00:19:57,172 --> 00:19:59,411
Plus there's
a wooden splinter in there.
355
00:19:59,519 --> 00:20:03,338
So either you hit yourself
with a two-by-four
or Elsie has a peg leg.
356
00:20:03,975 --> 00:20:05,313
I'm off duty at 6:00.
357
00:20:05,398 --> 00:20:08,348
Give yourself another whack,
come back and scam somebody else.
358
00:20:08,443 --> 00:20:12,191
I'm sick. And you're a doctor.
You have a duty to help me.
359
00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:15,579
Technically I don't
have to treat anybody.
360
00:20:15,723 --> 00:20:21,789
Before running a series of
painful and often humiliating tests.
361
00:20:26,034 --> 00:20:27,658
Whatever you need.
362
00:20:28,366 --> 00:20:30,247
90-year-old woman
died of pneumonia.
363
00:20:30,331 --> 00:20:32,623
Unless she has a bionic heart,
what's next?
364
00:20:32,707 --> 00:20:37,408
- Um...baby died in the ICU.
- Babies are useless.
365
00:20:37,492 --> 00:20:39,898
They've got hearts the size
of ping-pong balls. Next?
366
00:20:40,049 --> 00:20:43,016
Um...40-year-old male...
367
00:20:43,507 --> 00:20:44,542
Yes?
368
00:20:44,626 --> 00:20:46,071
Heart attack.
369
00:20:47,108 --> 00:20:49,828
If you really cared about me,
you'd find me a better corpse.
370
00:20:49,912 --> 00:20:52,735
There's no other deaths.
There's one woman who
was in a car accident.
371
00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:54,093
Bad one, I hope.
372
00:20:54,194 --> 00:20:56,373
The organ procurement people
have been notified.
373
00:20:56,534 --> 00:20:57,398
Give me her file.
374
00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:59,243
It's in the ER.
They're still working on her.
375
00:21:00,971 --> 00:21:02,994
- Age?
- About 40.
376
00:21:03,170 --> 00:21:05,654
- Young. Damn.
- Young is good.
377
00:21:05,738 --> 00:21:07,621
- Smoker?
- Don't know.
378
00:21:07,889 --> 00:21:08,571
Find out.
379
00:21:08,775 --> 00:21:11,633
She's still alive.
Even if we get on the list,
we can't go near her until--
380
00:21:11,717 --> 00:21:13,129
Overweight?
381
00:21:13,213 --> 00:21:15,368
She's on the hefty side.
382
00:21:15,463 --> 00:21:17,547
Excellent.
Our odds just went up.
383
00:21:17,631 --> 00:21:19,476
What odds?
What is this?
384
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:24,814
60 % of potential donor hearts
get tossed in the trash because
there's something wrong with them.
385
00:21:24,877 --> 00:21:26,708
With fat people,
it's closer to 80.
386
00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:28,401
But if her heart's
no good, then--
387
00:21:28,457 --> 00:21:32,152
Big, fat, sloppy heart.
Beats no heart at all.
388
00:21:50,473 --> 00:21:52,992
- Are you Mr. Neuberger?
- Yes.
389
00:21:53,210 --> 00:21:54,254
I'm Dr. House.
390
00:21:54,369 --> 00:21:56,085
Need to ask you a few questions
about your wife.
391
00:21:56,187 --> 00:21:57,266
Is she gonna be okay?
392
00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:59,190
I'm afraid I don't know that.
393
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:00,999
Could you tell me
about her accident?
394
00:22:01,150 --> 00:22:04,439
They, uh, think she fell asleep,
went off the road.
That's all they told me.
395
00:22:04,643 --> 00:22:06,922
Any problems with her health
up until now?
396
00:22:07,028 --> 00:22:07,878
Why?
397
00:22:09,009 --> 00:22:11,201
Please, it's important.
398
00:22:11,501 --> 00:22:12,663
Um...
399
00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:14,585
she had a fever today,
but otherwise she was--
400
00:22:14,669 --> 00:22:15,977
How high?
401
00:22:16,181 --> 00:22:17,872
About 101.
402
00:22:18,541 --> 00:22:21,639
She hasn't missed a day
of teaching in years.
403
00:22:22,029 --> 00:22:24,642
And I should've
made her stay home.
404
00:22:25,462 --> 00:22:27,270
Any other symptoms?
405
00:22:27,998 --> 00:22:30,790
A stomachache. Who cares?
She was in a car crash.
406
00:22:30,874 --> 00:22:31,804
- Mr. Neuberger.
- Yeah.
407
00:22:31,888 --> 00:22:35,303
My name's Ellen Stambler.
I'm the organ procurement coordinator
for Southern New Jersey.
408
00:22:35,387 --> 00:22:39,515
I just want to assure you
that we'll treat her organs
with care and dignity.
409
00:22:41,691 --> 00:22:43,450
Her organs?
410
00:22:46,505 --> 00:22:48,325
Laura died?
411
00:22:49,003 --> 00:22:51,582
I--I'm sorry.
I thought, um--
412
00:22:52,450 --> 00:22:56,631
She was just pronounced dead.
I thought he was telling you.
413
00:22:56,715 --> 00:22:57,942
I didn't know.
414
00:22:59,362 --> 00:23:01,714
You should never make assumptions.
415
00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:06,653
What did you want from me?
416
00:23:08,790 --> 00:23:11,702
I'm sorry for your loss.
417
00:23:12,313 --> 00:23:15,372
But I need your wife's heart.
418
00:23:23,811 --> 00:23:26,268
The organ procurement coordinator
just left the hospital.
419
00:23:26,418 --> 00:23:29,284
Means we got lucky.
Either that or she's getting lunch.
420
00:23:29,886 --> 00:23:32,764
Dead woman's last name
have a "U" or "W"?
421
00:23:32,848 --> 00:23:34,924
You're hacking into
a confidential patient file?
422
00:23:34,988 --> 00:23:36,679
Is that a problem for you?
423
00:23:37,182 --> 00:23:39,328
It's a "U". N-E-U.
424
00:23:39,674 --> 00:23:41,418
Berger.
425
00:23:44,309 --> 00:23:49,045
Three minutes ago,
her organs were officially
declared not viable.
426
00:23:49,124 --> 00:23:51,153
Time to go dumpster diving.
427
00:24:00,154 --> 00:24:00,901
Hey.
428
00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:04,238
She's got hepatitis C.
Her ALTs are three times normal.
429
00:24:04,301 --> 00:24:07,117
With Henry's immune system down,
an infected heart will kill him.
430
00:24:07,186 --> 00:24:08,954
Fortunately,
she didn't have hep C.
431
00:24:09,017 --> 00:24:11,431
- She tested positive.
- Her history says otherwise.
432
00:24:11,515 --> 00:24:13,779
Her husband told me
she was running a fever
with stomach pains.
433
00:24:13,892 --> 00:24:16,060
Not symptomatic of hep C.
434
00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:49,715
Hey, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
435
00:24:49,799 --> 00:24:51,679
Hey. What are you doing?
436
00:24:52,345 --> 00:24:54,358
Again, sorry.
437
00:24:54,508 --> 00:24:56,371
But we need to talk.
438
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,879
Mr. Neuberger has every right
to take his wife off the ventilator.
439
00:25:00,963 --> 00:25:03,114
His wife signed
an organ donor card.
440
00:25:03,197 --> 00:25:06,051
Which became invalid when
her organs were turned down.
441
00:25:06,135 --> 00:25:08,831
I can use them!
I just need some time.
442
00:25:09,198 --> 00:25:10,808
Committee says
they won't take her heart.
443
00:25:10,892 --> 00:25:13,078
Another committee says
the guy can't have a heart.
444
00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:14,861
It's a marriage made in heaven.
445
00:25:14,945 --> 00:25:16,683
I can find a surgical team
that can do this.
446
00:25:16,820 --> 00:25:19,606
Classified as experimental,
it's not gonna screw
with their numbers.
447
00:25:19,690 --> 00:25:20,737
- This is what she wanted.
- No.
448
00:25:20,821 --> 00:25:21,772
She wanted her organs to help--
449
00:25:21,856 --> 00:25:24,081
She never wanted to
be kept alive on a ventilator.
450
00:25:24,165 --> 00:25:26,120
She's not. She's dead!
451
00:25:26,177 --> 00:25:29,040
She's not in pain.
She's not suffering.
It's just her...
452
00:25:29,105 --> 00:25:31,155
meat we're dealing with here.
453
00:25:33,712 --> 00:25:36,093
- This is my wife.
- Not anymore.
454
00:25:36,177 --> 00:25:38,994
She deserves some respect.
Some dignity.
455
00:25:39,100 --> 00:25:40,714
- I respect the living.
- Right.
456
00:25:40,780 --> 00:25:43,348
That is why you made me think
that you were her doctor.
457
00:25:43,501 --> 00:25:46,044
Made me believe that
maybe there was some hope.
458
00:25:46,843 --> 00:25:48,288
I never said that
I was her doctor.
459
00:25:48,398 --> 00:25:50,568
Fine, you didn't lie.
But you sure as hell
didn't give me any respect.
460
00:25:50,652 --> 00:25:52,985
I am taking her
off the machines. Now.
461
00:25:55,296 --> 00:25:56,750
Nicely played.
462
00:25:56,834 --> 00:25:58,171
It's not over.
463
00:26:04,190 --> 00:26:06,606
Excuse me.
Are you Mr. Neuberger?
464
00:26:07,092 --> 00:26:08,644
Yeah. Why?
465
00:26:08,728 --> 00:26:10,640
I'm Amy Arrington.
466
00:26:11,083 --> 00:26:13,099
I wanted to thank you.
467
00:26:20,903 --> 00:26:25,292
This girl's father will die
by next weekend unless
he gets your wife's heart.
468
00:26:25,376 --> 00:26:27,808
House. Don't you think
that's a little manipulative?
469
00:26:27,863 --> 00:26:31,064
No. It's hugely manipulative.
470
00:26:31,148 --> 00:26:32,567
You're an ass.
471
00:26:32,735 --> 00:26:35,897
Hey. Listen!
You take your wife
off life support,
472
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:38,606
and I'll have forgotten
about this in two weeks.
473
00:26:38,672 --> 00:26:41,243
- Gail here, on the other hand--
- Amy.
474
00:26:41,308 --> 00:26:42,957
Whatever.
475
00:26:43,915 --> 00:26:48,069
You're mad at me.
Fine, I get that.
Take it out on me. Not on her.
476
00:26:57,492 --> 00:26:58,958
Oof!
477
00:27:04,799 --> 00:27:09,823
Fine. Your dad can, uh...
have her heart.
478
00:27:30,048 --> 00:27:35,312
Fever. Stomach pain.
Raised liver enzymes.
479
00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:36,422
She's sick.
480
00:27:36,506 --> 00:27:38,666
Worse than that.
She's dead.
481
00:27:38,750 --> 00:27:41,761
My point is,
even if it's not hep C,
it's something.
482
00:27:41,845 --> 00:27:45,634
They turned her down as a donor
because if we put that heart
into someone, they won't survive.
483
00:27:45,772 --> 00:27:47,525
Whatever made her sick
will kill him.
484
00:27:47,629 --> 00:27:50,088
Yeah. So what is it?
485
00:27:50,235 --> 00:27:51,316
Enzymes indicate--
486
00:27:51,384 --> 00:27:54,154
You want us to do
a differential diagnosis
on a dead person?
487
00:27:54,238 --> 00:27:55,391
We're going to cure her.
488
00:27:55,475 --> 00:27:56,745
We're going to cure death?
489
00:27:56,852 --> 00:28:00,193
[Laughs theatrically like a demon]
Doubt it.
490
00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:04,049
Just want to get the infection
out of her heart before
we get the heart out of her.
491
00:28:04,133 --> 00:28:05,971
The fever indicates an infection.
492
00:28:06,055 --> 00:28:09,040
She probably has hep C
and a bad case of the flu.
493
00:28:09,161 --> 00:28:13,403
Let's assume, just for fun,
that the answer is something
that might be helpful.
494
00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:16,818
Fever and belly pain
could be a gall bladder infection.
495
00:28:16,902 --> 00:28:18,269
Like that.
496
00:28:18,374 --> 00:28:20,558
Do an MRI. Stat.
497
00:28:27,917 --> 00:28:30,169
You really don't need to be here.
498
00:28:31,313 --> 00:28:33,981
I assume, uh,
House is a great doctor.
499
00:28:34,161 --> 00:28:35,484
Why would you assume that?
500
00:28:35,629 --> 00:28:39,432
Because, uh,
when you're that big a jerk,
you're either great or unemployed.
501
00:28:42,886 --> 00:28:45,685
No sign of gall bladder infection.
But there was a cyst.
502
00:28:45,769 --> 00:28:47,796
Perfectly round.
Now, hep C wouldn't cause--
503
00:28:47,904 --> 00:28:49,552
The question was never,
is it hep C?
504
00:28:49,636 --> 00:28:52,471
The question was given
that it's not hep C, what is it?
505
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,613
- Adenoma?
- Not solid enough.
506
00:28:54,697 --> 00:28:56,170
Cavernous hemangioma?
507
00:28:56,404 --> 00:28:58,506
Not vascular enough.
508
00:28:59,026 --> 00:29:02,916
What if she was sloppy about
washing her hands after pooping?
509
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,034
Uh...amoeba infection?
510
00:29:05,178 --> 00:29:09,823
If the amebiasis started in her liver,
then spread to her blood,
that would explain all her symptoms.
511
00:29:10,006 --> 00:29:12,803
Except for the crushed skull, but
I'm assuming that's from the car crash.
512
00:29:12,868 --> 00:29:14,839
I'll start her on
paromomycin and chloroquine.
513
00:29:14,923 --> 00:29:16,141
Ten grams each.
514
00:29:16,201 --> 00:29:19,303
That's...20 times
the normal dose.
515
00:29:19,653 --> 00:29:22,835
Right. So we'll destroy
her retinas and damage her hearing.
516
00:29:22,980 --> 00:29:25,572
Whoever wants those parts
is having a very bad day.
517
00:29:25,710 --> 00:29:28,358
Couple hours on the meds,
she'll be feeling great.
518
00:29:35,161 --> 00:29:36,774
Got your labs.
519
00:29:37,241 --> 00:29:39,272
- Do you eat guinea pigs?
- No.
520
00:29:39,692 --> 00:29:42,117
How about hamsters or mice?
521
00:29:42,323 --> 00:29:43,325
Humans?
522
00:29:43,470 --> 00:29:44,767
What are you talking about?
523
00:29:45,163 --> 00:29:46,471
Is something wrong with me?
524
00:29:46,622 --> 00:29:48,172
Absolutely nothing.
525
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,033
Your blood work is perfect.
526
00:29:50,117 --> 00:29:54,035
You've got lots of vitamins,
minerals. All kinds of proteins.
527
00:29:54,505 --> 00:29:59,076
Including a little something
I like to call bovine serum albumin.
528
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:02,129
Which you get from eating
the animals mentioned.
529
00:30:02,529 --> 00:30:04,260
Or cow.
530
00:30:05,765 --> 00:30:08,181
You don't really worship cows.
531
00:30:08,265 --> 00:30:09,447
So I have to wonder,
532
00:30:09,532 --> 00:30:15,330
what could be more humiliating than
someone calling your girlfriend a cow
and not being metaphorical?
533
00:30:30,632 --> 00:30:32,820
- Nice.
- It's my mom.
534
00:30:35,508 --> 00:30:38,655
Well, either that's
a very old photograph,
or it's your stepmom.
535
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:41,733
She goes around the house
in a bikini. Or less.
536
00:30:41,781 --> 00:30:43,583
I-I can't stop
thinking about her.
537
00:30:43,727 --> 00:30:47,847
My dad's in Europe.
I'll be watching TV,
she'll give me a massage.
538
00:30:47,847 --> 00:30:49,157
I can't walk for an hour.
539
00:30:49,248 --> 00:30:52,804
- Still. Cows?
- She's my mother!
540
00:30:52,915 --> 00:30:54,031
Step.
541
00:30:56,134 --> 00:30:57,063
Please.
542
00:30:57,214 --> 00:31:00,772
I just need the medicine
for three months until I graduate
and I move out of the house.
543
00:31:03,778 --> 00:31:05,100
Please.
544
00:31:07,405 --> 00:31:09,862
You're not gonna have
any fun at graduation.
545
00:31:12,627 --> 00:31:14,190
Keep up the good work.
546
00:31:14,493 --> 00:31:16,280
Your shirt is ironed.
547
00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:18,811
That means you haven't
told your wife anything.
548
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,281
Let's say you're right.
549
00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:24,850
You're saying I'm right?
550
00:31:24,910 --> 00:31:27,931
No. Let is saying.
551
00:31:28,196 --> 00:31:32,570
Does it occur to you that maybe
there's some deeper guidance
than "keep your mouth shut"?
552
00:31:32,627 --> 00:31:37,991
That maybe a friend might value
concern over glibness? That maybe...
553
00:31:41,199 --> 00:31:45,343
Maybe I'm going through
something that I need to have
an actual conversation about?
554
00:31:46,608 --> 00:31:49,487
[Hosue's beeper goes off]
555
00:31:50,907 --> 00:31:57,546
Does it occur to you that
if you need that kind of a friend,
you may have made some deeper errors.
556
00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:07,407
Chase:
Her heartbeat's irregular.
557
00:32:07,636 --> 00:32:09,905
Looks like global hypokinesis.
558
00:32:15,414 --> 00:32:16,985
Stop the meds.
559
00:32:19,326 --> 00:32:20,404
You're giving up?
560
00:32:20,528 --> 00:32:23,323
Either we're wrong
and her heart is unusable...
561
00:32:23,407 --> 00:32:27,493
or right, but the treatment
we had to give her will
make her heart unusable.
562
00:32:29,154 --> 00:32:32,345
I'm sorry.
You can pull the plug now.
563
00:32:32,762 --> 00:32:33,878
Find me another body.
564
00:32:33,944 --> 00:32:36,205
That fat guy on Ortho service
didn't look so hot.
565
00:32:36,271 --> 00:32:37,579
No!
566
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:40,149
She's not ready.
567
00:32:42,185 --> 00:32:43,486
You were ready this morning.
568
00:32:43,570 --> 00:32:45,137
She's not done.
569
00:32:46,531 --> 00:32:48,966
She's gotta save that guy.
570
00:33:00,272 --> 00:33:02,071
House:
Alternate theories?
571
00:33:02,325 --> 00:33:04,851
Amebiasis was our best hope.
572
00:33:04,998 --> 00:33:08,031
The fact that her heart rate
went back to normal when
we stopped the meds pretty much--
573
00:33:08,115 --> 00:33:09,828
What's our second best hope?
574
00:33:09,895 --> 00:33:11,524
House, put down the wand.
575
00:33:11,598 --> 00:33:13,119
There's no obstruction.
576
00:33:13,737 --> 00:33:15,663
Maybe we should just biopsy it.
577
00:33:15,722 --> 00:33:18,155
She's a fridge
with the power out.
578
00:33:18,217 --> 00:33:21,937
We start poking around inside,
the vegetable goes bad.
579
00:33:23,975 --> 00:33:24,866
No offense.
580
00:33:24,934 --> 00:33:26,670
I don't see that
we have a lot of choice.
581
00:33:26,736 --> 00:33:28,155
The only way we're
gonna find that infection--
582
00:33:28,239 --> 00:33:29,431
Cameron:
What if it's not an infection?
583
00:33:29,494 --> 00:33:33,293
Toxins can cause similar symptoms.
Especially if whatever it is did liver damage.
584
00:33:33,437 --> 00:33:35,602
Her, uh, toxin screen was clean.
585
00:33:35,664 --> 00:33:38,769
Those things never cover
for any of the really cool toxins.
586
00:33:38,958 --> 00:33:41,760
Run the screen again
for whatever you can think of.
587
00:33:41,969 --> 00:33:43,966
You, keep the other patient alive.
588
00:33:44,157 --> 00:33:45,792
You, check out the school.
589
00:33:45,901 --> 00:33:49,612
And I seem to need
o hire another doctor
to go search her home.
590
00:33:51,916 --> 00:33:52,944
Come on.
591
00:33:56,103 --> 00:33:58,945
If she was taking
any medications,
I'd know about it.
592
00:34:01,131 --> 00:34:03,336
Did your wife dye her hair?
593
00:34:03,782 --> 00:34:04,737
No.
594
00:34:04,838 --> 00:34:06,714
Her mom never went gray.
595
00:34:06,798 --> 00:34:07,757
She didn't either.
596
00:34:08,181 --> 00:34:09,967
Guess this must be yours, then.
597
00:34:10,883 --> 00:34:12,972
Can you think of anything else
she might've lied to you about?
598
00:34:13,056 --> 00:34:16,590
Any drugs she "gave up"
when she married you?
599
00:34:27,628 --> 00:34:29,439
How are you feeling, sir?
600
00:34:29,776 --> 00:34:31,369
Mr. Arrington?
601
00:34:31,663 --> 00:34:32,953
Mr. Arrington?
602
00:34:32,954 --> 00:34:34,661
[Monitor starts beeping]
603
00:34:35,177 --> 00:34:36,870
What's going on?
604
00:34:36,949 --> 00:34:38,971
His heart's not pumping
enough blood to his brain.
605
00:34:39,055 --> 00:34:40,665
We're gonna have to
give it some help.
606
00:34:41,087 --> 00:34:42,728
Get the balloon ready.
607
00:34:47,813 --> 00:34:49,309
You use this drawer?
608
00:34:50,079 --> 00:34:51,800
Neuberger:
No, that's for her vitamins.
609
00:34:52,290 --> 00:34:54,139
And sleeping pills.
610
00:34:54,472 --> 00:34:56,378
She never took sleeping pills.
611
00:34:56,836 --> 00:34:57,972
Okay.
612
00:35:00,313 --> 00:35:01,880
You on a diet?
613
00:35:02,843 --> 00:35:03,487
No.
614
00:35:09,773 --> 00:35:12,125
I guess you never really
know someone, do you?
615
00:35:13,048 --> 00:35:15,092
Quite the insight.
616
00:35:15,647 --> 00:35:17,417
She lied to you
about her hair color.
617
00:35:17,523 --> 00:35:20,357
And didn't want you to know
she thought she was fat.
618
00:35:20,609 --> 00:35:24,089
Unless you never lied to her
about anything that huge.
619
00:35:24,242 --> 00:35:26,780
And then you can
probably let those slide.
620
00:35:29,370 --> 00:35:31,069
Diet pills could've
messed her up.
621
00:35:31,279 --> 00:35:33,534
Raised the live enzymes
and caused the bellyache.
622
00:35:33,641 --> 00:35:35,117
But not the fever.
623
00:35:35,376 --> 00:35:37,229
Maybe something else
set off the fever.
624
00:35:37,358 --> 00:35:38,641
Like what?
625
00:35:38,725 --> 00:35:41,069
Before I show you these,
they were in a locked drawer
in her desk.
626
00:35:41,153 --> 00:35:44,532
The vice principal said that
Laura must've confiscated them.
They've had some problems with--
627
00:35:44,632 --> 00:35:46,753
Neither interesting nor helpful.
628
00:35:48,097 --> 00:35:50,995
This at least is interesting.
629
00:35:51,965 --> 00:35:53,375
[Scoffs]
No, it's not.
630
00:35:53,459 --> 00:35:56,345
Sex with teenagers
isn't interesting?
Where did you grow up?
631
00:35:56,447 --> 00:35:59,500
It isn't helpful.
Teenage boys aren't toxins.
632
00:36:00,387 --> 00:36:03,139
What if the cyst isn't a cyst?
633
00:36:03,258 --> 00:36:05,639
Then we have nothing to go on.
634
00:36:05,785 --> 00:36:08,302
I said it's not a cyst.
I didn't say it was nothing.
635
00:36:08,444 --> 00:36:09,668
What if it's a scar?
636
00:36:09,752 --> 00:36:11,499
Foreman:
Fitzhugh-Curtis syndrome?
637
00:36:11,839 --> 00:36:13,529
You're pushing gonorrhea again?
638
00:36:13,679 --> 00:36:15,327
You got anything better?
639
00:36:15,676 --> 00:36:18,698
Test her.
And start her on ceftriaxone.
640
00:36:31,738 --> 00:36:33,469
What are you testing for now?
641
00:36:35,177 --> 00:36:37,570
Just some more infections.
642
00:36:51,467 --> 00:36:53,603
She's positive for gonorrhea.
643
00:36:56,430 --> 00:36:59,503
I think that's the first time
those words have been uttered in joy.
644
00:36:59,564 --> 00:37:00,646
Meds are started.
645
00:37:00,688 --> 00:37:02,880
Her heart should be clear enough
to use in about four or five hours.
646
00:37:03,029 --> 00:37:04,591
I'll go tell the families.
647
00:37:04,818 --> 00:37:05,945
He's in a coma.
648
00:37:06,089 --> 00:37:07,597
Start him on dobutamine.
649
00:37:07,656 --> 00:37:08,915
Already did.
650
00:37:09,414 --> 00:37:13,003
We either do the surgery now
or we find him a new brain too.
651
00:37:13,675 --> 00:37:17,022
House, she's still got
a significant amount of
gonorrhea in her system.
652
00:37:17,390 --> 00:37:21,251
Hopefully tomorrow,
it'll be in his system.
653
00:37:22,286 --> 00:37:25,161
I need two O.R.s
and the transplant team.
654
00:37:29,452 --> 00:37:30,256
What is it?
655
00:37:37,656 --> 00:37:39,032
Amy:
What's going on?
656
00:37:39,225 --> 00:37:41,285
- Is he getting a heart?
- Yeah. Excuse me.
657
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:55,624
I assume this means
you, uh, you found out
what was wrong with Laura?
658
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:04,967
She had a amebiasis.
659
00:38:05,068 --> 00:38:07,798
We just found a different way
to get rid of it.
660
00:38:10,506 --> 00:38:11,491
Thank you.
661
00:38:16,183 --> 00:38:17,541
That was kind of you.
662
00:38:17,667 --> 00:38:20,062
I didn't want him
going postal on us.
663
00:38:20,166 --> 00:38:23,882
Soon as his wife's heart's in our hands,
you can tell him about the gonorrhea.
664
00:38:25,232 --> 00:38:26,778
He's gotta be tested.
665
00:38:26,988 --> 00:38:29,938
Preferably before he gets
any sympathy sex.
666
00:39:03,351 --> 00:39:04,666
Paddles.
667
00:39:09,946 --> 00:39:11,411
50 joules.
668
00:39:15,393 --> 00:39:16,767
Charging.
669
00:39:23,030 --> 00:39:24,026
Charging.
670
00:39:28,685 --> 00:39:30,867
[Heart begins to beat]
671
00:39:31,515 --> 00:39:33,560
Let's take him off bypass.
672
00:39:52,744 --> 00:39:56,036
Mr. Neuberger.
There's something
I need to tell you.
673
00:39:57,904 --> 00:39:59,787
The last, uh...
674
00:40:00,802 --> 00:40:04,188
year or so, uh...
675
00:40:05,137 --> 00:40:07,367
Laura was kind of
distant with me.
676
00:40:07,553 --> 00:40:09,169
I don't know why.
677
00:40:09,778 --> 00:40:13,016
I thought maybe
she was having an affair.
678
00:40:13,164 --> 00:40:16,664
But...not Laura.
And I'm not excusing myself,
679
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:21,315
but when I was traveling
during Christmas, I had a...
680
00:40:22,025 --> 00:40:23,901
I had a one-night stand.
681
00:40:23,985 --> 00:40:25,715
I got gonorrhea.
682
00:40:28,882 --> 00:40:31,025
- Are you sure--
- Yeah.
683
00:40:32,286 --> 00:40:34,348
I should've said
something to you.
684
00:40:35,408 --> 00:40:37,461
But I didn't want to believe
that I gave it to her.
685
00:40:37,639 --> 00:40:39,102
That's what made her sick,and...
686
00:40:39,216 --> 00:40:42,730
that was why she got
into the accident.
687
00:41:04,624 --> 00:41:06,693
Cecile?
688
00:41:08,194 --> 00:41:09,083
Am I dead?
689
00:41:09,234 --> 00:41:11,376
Hopefully not for a long time.
690
00:41:12,582 --> 00:41:14,141
Why are you here?
691
00:41:14,292 --> 00:41:16,003
Amy called me.
692
00:41:17,626 --> 00:41:20,347
If you do Mom again,
you gotta wear a condom.
693
00:41:20,534 --> 00:41:23,561
You're gonna have gonorrhea
in your system for a while.
694
00:41:29,711 --> 00:41:33,219
"Honky Tonk Women" by Taj Mahal
695
00:41:33,422 --> 00:41:40,720
# I met a gin-soaked
barroom queen in Memphis #
696
00:41:39,165 --> 00:41:40,985
[Knock on the door]
697
00:41:43,890 --> 00:41:51,111
# She tried to take me
upstairs for a ride #
698
00:41:53,843 --> 00:42:01,227
# She had to heave me
right across her shoulder #
699
00:42:03,244 --> 00:42:04,765
# 'Cause I just can't... #
700
00:42:04,849 --> 00:42:07,065
Could I stay with you
for a few days?
701
00:42:08,375 --> 00:42:09,835
You idiot.
702
00:42:09,954 --> 00:42:11,085
You told her.
703
00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:13,025
She told me.
704
00:42:15,051 --> 00:42:16,911
Things have been
crappy at home lately.
705
00:42:16,995 --> 00:42:19,197
I figured I wasn't
spending enough time there.
706
00:42:19,821 --> 00:42:21,063
I figured...
707
00:42:25,014 --> 00:42:26,960
It turns out, you're right.
708
00:42:27,124 --> 00:42:29,269
It's always about sex.
709
00:42:30,855 --> 00:42:33,174
She's been having an affair.
710
00:42:33,258 --> 00:42:40,575
# It's the honky-tonk women #
711
00:42:40,659 --> 00:42:42,349
Want a beer?
712
00:42:44,358 --> 00:42:49,782
# That gimme, gimme, gimme
the honky-tonk blues #
713
00:42:49,866 --> 00:42:53,666
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