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(Computer voice) Virus complete.
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Am I a genius, or what?
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Ready to release the virus?
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Well?
- I'm thinking.
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God, I'm sorry you
gave you my sister's voice.
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Alarm: Soldiers entering
at checkpoints C and D.
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(In distance) Do it now.
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Damn!
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(Computer voice) Soldiers entering at
checkpoint C, D, A, B and F.
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Don't Shoot! ...
Don't Shoot!
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Crap.
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They got me.
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Bar Karma 1x08
"The Hacker"
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Subtitles by josmndsn
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♪ o-o-o, yeah,
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♪ aaaaah,oooooooo,
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♪ Yo-o-u-u will always
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♪ reap what
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♪ you sow.
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Who got you, son?
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You know, you people.
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Military, the government,
whatever.
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I promise whatever you think
we are ...
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we're not.
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Pretty convincing, I'll
give you that.
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Convincing of what?
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Ha, ha, ha, don't
act stupid.
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All right, I know what
this is.
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If I'm right, ...
which of course I am,
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This is a
computer program.
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What's a computer program?
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All this, total
mind job.
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Military coersion stuff,
supposed to ...
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trick me into revealing
everything I know
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by breaking down
my emotions or something.
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I can't figure out how you
busted through my defenses.
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I don't even read
a breach.
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We're not a program.
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You're Doug Jones, right.
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THE, Doug Jones?
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I'm a Doug Jones.
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(Scoffs) Right, ...
you think you're Doug Jones.
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Which is why you're a
good programmer.
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Hmm. Look, I get it, okay.
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It's a good design,
I mean,
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you got the hot chick, who's
supposed to make me all
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horny and stupid.
Great.
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Then, you got the wise
authority figure over here,
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who's supposed to win
me over with 'tough love'
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or some crap.
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And, you bring in Mr. Famous over
here, who's supposed to, what ...
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stroke my ego??
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Bond with me?
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What? ...
I'm famous??
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You should totally work on your
average, standard issue 'moron'.
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Unfortunately, ...
he got me.
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Boy, ... you're so smart,
you outsmarted yourself.
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Maybe, you're over-thinking things.
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This really is a bar.
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And, we're just here
to help you.
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Oh, really, so, I guess
that means we can ...
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make out.
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What!? No.
- Ha, ha, figures,
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programmed by a bunch of
prudes. God!
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You guys are going to have to try
a little harder than that
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if you want a cure
for the virus.
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Wait.
What virus?
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My virus.
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The one I created to
destroy the internet.
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Yeah.
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That virus.
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What you guys got to
drink around this joint?
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Gin.
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Nah, I don't think I like gin.
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It's not for you.
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I wonder how much he
knows about me?
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I mean, about the girl.
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About, ... you know,
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the murder.
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Never make it about you, Doug.
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No good can come from it.
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This hacker,
he's dangerous
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in a way I can't figure out.
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Ya, know,
I don't get that.
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I mean, even if it's true.
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No more internet, so what?
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I mean, don't get me wrong,
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I made a lot of money
off the thing.
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Destroying it would
definitely be annoying, but ...
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The internet is more important
to human history than you can imagine.
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The branches where it collapses ...
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well, you've heard of the Dark Ages,
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Yeah?
- Worse.
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What can I do to make
you believe that we're real?
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Easy ...
go out that door
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and go into
the real world.
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That tends to not
work out so well.
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I'm going to go have
a look around out there.
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Any advice.
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Yeah, I'd say if you were real,
don't go.
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Okay kid,
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where'd you hide your computer.
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Wait, wait!
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Hey!
Look who's up.
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I can't ... move ...
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Yeah, a stunner will do that.
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You'll get feeling in your arms and
legs back ... in half an hour.
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Tingles like a mother, though.
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What is this?
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Who are you?
- Me, ...
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nobody ...
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just a web tech,
bottom of the food chain.
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That's not the interesting question.
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The interesting question is ...
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Who are you?
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Because you're not from
around here.
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I'm Doug.
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ooo, Doug.
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Well, Doug, are soldier friends
here are looking for a hacker.
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They thought it might be you.
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I took one look at you
and it was like, no way.
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How would you know that?
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No plug, man.
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Can't hack without a plug.
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You've got, what we call,
a virgin brain.
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I have to fix that.
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What do you mean, you
have a computer in your brain?
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Well, it's not like
I'm special,
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everybody has one.
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After you're born,
they wire you up,
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so you're just plugged in.
All the time.
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And, that's why you want to
destroy the internet.
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I don't want to destroy
the internet.
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Look, I was recruited by the
government when I was 10.
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Military cyber-warfare.
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But, what they don't tell you is,
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the plugs work both ways.
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They had me installing
propoganda into people's heads.
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Fake memories.
Fake history.
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When you're a kid,
you don't know any better.
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I don't want to do
that any more.
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I know how to
beat the system.
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So, ...
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a couple of weeks ago,
I just ...
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hacked my way out.
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I've been running ever since.
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Well, where do you go now?
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You got family?
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Both my parents died.
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I, ... but I have a sister.
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I haven't seen her since
I got recruited.
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She'd be grown up now,
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if she's still alive.
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I've been trying to find her, but ...
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But, if you're always plugged in,
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... there's nowhere to hide.
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My virus really doesn't
destroy the internet,
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it just kind a shuts down
everybody's connection.
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Everybody's locked down,
only you don't know.
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So, if the computer's in your head,
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how did you create a virus?
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I just code in my head.
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Watch.
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What are you doing?
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I'm hacking my optic nerve,
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so now, everytime I look at you,
you're naked.
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What? No!
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Don't you do that!
- No, no.
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No, it was a joke.
I was kidding. - Yeah!
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You should know better.
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Wow, for a program,
you sure do get pissed.
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Don't worry, I've done this
procedure thousands of times
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during the war.
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What war?
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What war??
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THE war.
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I guess it's hard to follow
the news
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when you don't
have one of these.
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You know, I actually put
a lot of thought into this.
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I'm just not an implant
kind a guy, you know.
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Yeah, but it's not
one of your options.
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Okay.
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Here's how this works.
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I'm gonna take your eyeball,
suck it out of its socket
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and core out some brain matter.
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Stick the plug in and
pop the eye back.
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If all goes well,
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6 to 8 months, you'll be
able to go to the bathroom
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by yourself, again.
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Wait a second.
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Ah, first,
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I have to map your brain.
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This can get a little ...
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unpleasant.
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Wait...
Yeeooow!!!
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Did you ...
Oh no, don't.
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Wait.
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I saw something.
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I remember.
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Weird, that, huh.
Stuff happens
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when you synapses flare,
all at once.
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No. It was real.
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She was talking to him.
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They were working together.
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I couldn't see his face.
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Do it again!
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Now, that is a first.
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Somebody set me up.
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I want to know who.
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Show me!
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We really should get
this over with.
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Get that thing
away from me.
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I told you, done this
procedure successfully
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dozens of times.
- You said,
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thousands.
- Yeah, well, sometimes
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it works. That's why you had it
done when you were an infant, dumbass.
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Do you know what the average
success rate is on an adult?
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4 percent. Do you know what my
success rate is?
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13 percent. Those are pretty
good odds.
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Not if you're in the other
87 percent.
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This is the part of my job,
I really don't like.
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It gets pretty gross.
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Doug's been gone too long.
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I don't like it.
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Someone needs to go
look for him.
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Me?
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I thought we agreed that I
wouldn't leave the bar.
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These are extenuating circumstances.
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(sighs) It's that bad.
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Be careful.
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(Computer voice) No signal found.
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Try another protocol.
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Make something up,
if you have to.
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(Computer replies) Okey, doke.
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Well, you got your wish.
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Really.
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I'm stepping out
into the real world.
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(Dissappointedly) Oh, ... that wish.
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I better go with you.
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No, James and I both think
it's best if you wait here.
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It's not safe out there!
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If you take me with you,
I can help.
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Remember before
when I made you naked.
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Uh, don't start it.
- No, no, listen.
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I can create a hack that'll
make you completely invisible.
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Well, invisible to anyone with
a plug in their head.
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It'll erase you out of their
field of vision for about ...
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well, 30 seconds.
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First you're here, then you're not.
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You can do that?
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Clever little pervert.
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Sit still.
Your eyeball's going to burst.
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Is that what you want?
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What?
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Nothing.
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Get this over with.
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Huh ... just can't get
good equipment these days.
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You still with us?
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Still intact?
- Good.
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Who let you out?
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I let myself out, thank you.
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Aaaah.
263
00:14:45,556 --> 00:14:46,756
So, this is for real.
264
00:14:49,011 --> 00:14:50,211
He's Doug Jones?
265
00:14:51,066 --> 00:14:52,566
Really??
- The one and only.
266
00:14:53,073 --> 00:14:54,573
Come on, we have to
keep moving.
267
00:14:55,449 --> 00:14:56,649
(Doug groans)
268
00:14:59,121 --> 00:15:00,321
What are you doing?
269
00:15:00,642 --> 00:15:02,642
Nothing.
270
00:15:03,060 --> 00:15:04,560
All right then, hurry up.
271
00:15:13,681 --> 00:15:15,181
You took him?
- I had to.
272
00:15:16,220 --> 00:15:17,720
He helped me get Doug.
273
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:19,208
It's okay.
274
00:15:19,462 --> 00:15:20,662
My luck held out.
275
00:15:20,977 --> 00:15:22,177
Not exactly.
276
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,592
You released the virus.
277
00:15:28,559 --> 00:15:30,059
Every internet connection
in the world
278
00:15:30,736 --> 00:15:31,936
just got severed.
279
00:15:33,118 --> 00:15:35,118
(sighs) No, it's my fault.
280
00:15:36,361 --> 00:15:38,361
At least there won't be any more
propoganda zombies.
281
00:15:39,119 --> 00:15:40,619
Yeah, but people will always
282
00:15:41,197 --> 00:15:42,397
figure a way to get by.
283
00:15:42,766 --> 00:15:43,966
Except in 2120.
284
00:15:44,607 --> 00:15:47,607
Killing the internet is like shutting
down a planet's nervous system.
285
00:15:48,532 --> 00:15:49,732
Global commnication, food production,
286
00:15:50,228 --> 00:15:53,228
the world economy, everything comes
to a full stop.
287
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,520
The riots start in about
3 months.
288
00:15:57,934 --> 00:15:59,134
Many, many people die.
289
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,200
Ah, it's not too late,
290
00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:03,527
you can go back and
release a cure.
291
00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:06,985
No, if I do that, I'll never
find my sister.
292
00:16:08,369 --> 00:16:09,869
It's a hard choice, son.
293
00:16:10,097 --> 00:16:11,597
Who knows how much longer
she'll be around
294
00:16:12,127 --> 00:16:14,127
after all the damage you caused.
295
00:16:22,037 --> 00:16:23,537
What are you doing?
296
00:16:30,868 --> 00:16:32,868
He's hacking.
297
00:16:33,366 --> 00:16:34,566
Hacking what??
298
00:16:46,948 --> 00:16:48,448
I'm not going anywhere.
299
00:16:53,648 --> 00:16:54,848
Wow, ...
300
00:16:55,179 --> 00:16:56,679
I got to give it to you guys,
I mean,
301
00:16:56,955 --> 00:16:58,155
I've seen some complex
systems before,
302
00:16:58,724 --> 00:17:00,724
but this thing ...
303
00:17:00,958 --> 00:17:02,458
He hacked the bar.
304
00:17:02,703 --> 00:17:04,003
I mean, how could he
hack the bar?
305
00:17:04,378 --> 00:17:05,878
I thought he was like, ...
306
00:17:06,340 --> 00:17:07,540
magic.
307
00:17:07,662 --> 00:17:09,662
Well, ...
define magic.
308
00:17:10,987 --> 00:17:13,287
Any suffiently advanced
technology is indistinguishable
309
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,033
from magic.
310
00:17:15,362 --> 00:17:16,562
That's your answer?
311
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:18,819
All right, I'll
make you a deal.
312
00:17:19,061 --> 00:17:22,061
You take me to my sister and
I'll release a cure for the virus.
313
00:17:22,589 --> 00:17:24,089
I'm sorry.
We can't do that.
314
00:17:24,678 --> 00:17:25,878
We have rules.
315
00:17:26,229 --> 00:17:27,429
(scoffs) Fine. Forget it.
316
00:17:27,994 --> 00:17:29,994
Two more minutes, I'll be able
to pilot this thing myself.
317
00:17:39,605 --> 00:17:40,805
What's that?
318
00:17:41,244 --> 00:17:42,444
It's a failsafe.
319
00:17:43,866 --> 00:17:45,066
What do you mean,
like a self-destruct button?
320
00:17:45,206 --> 00:17:46,406
Not exactly.
321
00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:49,950
After I dial 9,
9 times,
322
00:17:50,762 --> 00:17:52,262
they'll have our location.
323
00:17:53,632 --> 00:17:54,832
Who will?
324
00:17:55,179 --> 00:17:56,379
Doesn't matter,
they'll come here,
325
00:17:56,638 --> 00:17:57,838
take the bar
and kill us all.
326
00:17:58,257 --> 00:18:01,257
So, actually,
I take it back.
327
00:18:01,709 --> 00:18:02,909
You're right.
328
00:18:03,159 --> 00:18:05,159
It is kind of a
self-destruct button.
329
00:18:12,817 --> 00:18:14,017
That's four 9's.
330
00:18:14,817 --> 00:18:16,017
You're lying.
331
00:18:17,233 --> 00:18:18,433
Why would you do that?
332
00:18:18,668 --> 00:18:19,868
Because the universe
is very delicate.
333
00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:22,125
Our killers understand that.
334
00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:24,860
They won't rip up the
branches of time and space
335
00:18:25,482 --> 00:18:26,682
on a whim.
336
00:18:26,992 --> 00:18:28,192
You. You're a kid.
337
00:18:28,843 --> 00:18:30,643
You have no appreciation
for the consequences
338
00:18:31,272 --> 00:18:32,472
of your actions,
339
00:18:38,095 --> 00:18:39,295
That's seven 9s.
340
00:18:42,367 --> 00:18:43,567
I'm with him.
341
00:18:49,056 --> 00:18:50,256
Last ... 9.
342
00:19:00,151 --> 00:19:01,351
You can still fix this.
343
00:19:01,901 --> 00:19:03,401
I know you can think of a way.
344
00:19:05,022 --> 00:19:06,022
I don't see how.
345
00:19:06,197 --> 00:19:07,697
I knocked out the whole
freaking internet.
346
00:19:07,970 --> 00:19:09,470
I don't know where
my sister is
347
00:19:09,719 --> 00:19:11,219
and I don't know where to start.
348
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:14,268
You have to at least try.
349
00:19:15,629 --> 00:19:18,629
I hear Maine is nice
this time of year.
350
00:19:19,281 --> 00:19:20,481
Maine??
351
00:19:24,905 --> 00:19:26,105
Thanks.
352
00:19:26,109 --> 00:19:27,309
Wait, we, ...
353
00:19:27,568 --> 00:19:29,568
I have to know.
354
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:33,440
If I'm so famous,
what happens when I get back?
355
00:19:33,552 --> 00:19:35,552
No, Doug.
356
00:19:36,510 --> 00:19:38,010
You never came back.
357
00:19:38,990 --> 00:19:40,990
You're like, one of my favorite
conspiracies of all time.
358
00:19:41,291 --> 00:19:42,491
You just vanished.
359
00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:45,617
For what it's worth,
360
00:19:45,853 --> 00:19:47,353
I always though
you were set up.
361
00:20:08,121 --> 00:20:09,321
How am I looking?
362
00:20:10,077 --> 00:20:12,077
(Computer voice) Not bad.
The coast is clear.
363
00:20:12,771 --> 00:20:14,171
Good.
364
00:20:14,478 --> 00:20:16,478
Because, I had a thought.
365
00:20:17,724 --> 00:20:20,224
After three days of complete
world-wide shut down
366
00:20:20,923 --> 00:20:22,923
an anti-virus is spreading
like wildfire.
367
00:20:24,170 --> 00:20:25,370
One unexpected side effect,
368
00:20:25,905 --> 00:20:28,405
users now have the ability to
connect and disconnect at will.
369
00:20:30,627 --> 00:20:32,127
The best of both worlds.
370
00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:33,732
He figured it out.
371
00:20:34,004 --> 00:20:37,504
In other news, the government denies
allegations of human memory tampering.
372
00:20:47,842 --> 00:20:50,342
I'm a damn good poker player,
373
00:20:51,282 --> 00:20:52,482
okay, but, I got to ask.
374
00:20:53,192 --> 00:20:54,392
Between you and me.
375
00:20:54,546 --> 00:20:56,546
James was bluffing about
that phone call, right?
376
00:20:57,722 --> 00:20:58,922
Between you and me,
377
00:21:02,101 --> 00:21:04,101
don't bet on it.
378
00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:24,365
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