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Monkey King, you bastard

You've promised Buddha

To help the Longevity Monk to get scriptures in the west

But the King Bull and you decided to eat your master

Do you know you've made a real big mistake?

Shut up!

You've followed me for 3 days

I didn't beat you up because you're a woman

Don't think that I'm afraid of you

Monkey King

be polite to Goddess!

Shut up

You scare me again

If you're not scared of me

you needn't hurt Purple Fairy

and stole her Pandora's Box

You just wanna escape

Now, I can't escape

I will fight with you

What's up?

Don't be angry

You may violate the rule

Monkey King, you're so naughty!

I've told you

not to throw things!

Look!

You've thrown away the stick

Pandora's Box is the treasure

You'll pollute the environment

You'll hurt kids

If there are no kids

it is bad to hurt plants

What's up?

Let go!

You want?

Speak up if you want!

Why do you keep silent?

Although your eyes are full of sincerity

I'm very glad, you still have to speak up

Do you really like?

Take it

Do you really like?

You

Damn!

Monkey King...

See

this guy keeps talking all the time

we don't know what he's talking about

He's just like a fly hanging around

Sorry, not a fly

It's a swarm of flies flying near your ears

Flying into your brain

Help!

Help!

So I catch that fly. Open its belly

Take out its intestine

Put its intestine around its own neck

Then I pull the intestine tightly

The tongue comes out

I use a blade and cut!

Wow!

All the people keep silent

Now you know why I need to kill

Monkey King, you have so many excuses

You don't want to get scriptures in the west

Shut up please!Beat!

I've got a super body. You can't hurt me

I don't scare of any god

I'm detroy all devils

Being master, I should take the responsibility

Please let him go!

I have to do so, I need to report to Heaven Emperor

Goddess, please tell Heaven Emperor

I can sacrifice my life for him

Namonitabhaya...

What did he said ?

Give him the pork

Stand by!

A woman is coming in!

Asst. Master, do you think soldiers are coming'?

This is why you're called "Blind Bing"

Didn't you see Dumby shaking his ass?

Do you think he has hemorrhoids'?

OK, even if he has hemorrhoids

he is a soldier with hemorrhoids

So what to be feared about him?

Who the hell you are?

Don't you reckon I'm a woman?

What do you come here for?

The world's gone mad

A weary lady

looking for a shelter

I wanna brush off the dust of my past

Do you know what place it is'?

This is not a nice place. You all look gruesome

I don't think it is a decent tavern

ls this a slaughter-house'?

Yes, we are. How dare you come in

You're in danger already

I'm not sure who's in danger

I think you're in danger

You can be robbers

So can I

Who the hell you are?

Blossom

Nothing get into my way and survive

Money or your heads

Why does Ma'am 30th come to Mt Wuyue?

This devil is a fierce robber

ls here having big business?

Why do you still

put the money on your head?

Put it back!

She said it is our head or the money, Master

What are you talking about?

Asst. Master!

You coward! How can you be my assistant?

Master, I'm not Asst. Master! I'm Blind Bing!

He is Asst. Master

Yes, I'm Asst. Master

I will make you regret!

Go away!

Look at yourself. Mousing around, so shameful

How can you follow me around with their hair?

Master, I'm here!

Come out!

Corning

Master, you're hit by Kunlun Sage's 7 Ultimate Fists

Your wounds are spreading

Shut up

you knelt down that time

and I got hit in the nose

Master, here!

The 7 Ultimate Fists really hurt Master

Master, I was scared, so I knelt down

It is heard that people who got hit by the 7 Ultimate Fists

will have disease in his eyes

Then he'll become dumb

After that he can't speak properly

At last, his body explodes and he's dead

Master, there's something wrong with your eyes!

I am OK!

I only concentrate my eyesight on a single point

I only change my usual way of vision

Do you want to take my position'?

No, Master, I don't dare

You don't dare? I am gonna kill you!

Kill you!

Can you cry out for me?

Ah...

Ok, let's get our weapons and search

Ma'am 30th

No need to scare! I'm here!

I'm the leader of the Axe Gang

My nickname is Joker

It is nice to meet famous Ma'am 30th

What are you gonna

do here?

I just wanna stay here for a while

A while? How long is it'?

3 full days

Maybe 30 or 5O years

I'll leave when I meet the person

who I want to see

I don't think you can wait so long

What are you doing?

I've just had a piss!

You had a piss here'?

This is why you have so much water to bath

What are you talking about?

I said live to see that person

Master...

I'm not that easy to kill

Ask my brothers first

You have no guts...

You betray me!

God!

Kill us all if you can!

Forgive me...

Forgive me, heroine...

Stupid! Do you think she will let you go ?

I'm gonna fight

even if I lost my life!

That's fine. Since you're willing to beg me

I won't kill you now

Thanks a lot!...

You...you're so righteous!

You're so good!

You all clean your sole and wait for me outside

Why is there a scar?

This is not a scar, it is only dirt

Go clean it

or I'll cut the whole leg off

Master

why she wanna see our sole?

It is lucky that you don't wanna see our ass

Are you scared?

I'm not! You are scared!

Why?

You have hemorrhoids

She'll say they are not clean enough

and cut them off

Why do you know I have hemorrhoids?

Blind Bing peeped on your shower

Why did you peep on me?

I not only peeped on you

I've peeped on you all

Why is there so much hair?

Sure

I've got more in other parts

What?

Are you excited now?

Where did you say has more hair?

No

in fact I only have hair on my head and sole

Do you think they grow on the wrong places?

From now on, I'll check all the people

Passing here!

Check what?

Check their sole

If you discover a guy having three birthmarks, tell me

Master! We don't go to rob

but check people's sole

If the others know that, they'll say we're perverts

We can plot against her

Poison her, make her faint

then rape and kill her!

A good plot!

You think so

You shall administer the plan

I don't think I can do this

I go, no need to kneel down

I don't want to! I can't control my legs

Master, your wound is expanding

I still have both hands

I won't give UP!

Master has fallen into a shit pit!

Master!

Have you found the three birthmarks?

Why does everyone tell me to find the three birthmarks?

You can save him when you find them

What are you talking about?

Where are we?

Who?

Dreaming

Did you kill that bitch?

Spider! Spider...

It's only a spider

It's big

How big is it?

I've told you to tidy up the place

The spiders are bigger than me

What should I do?

It keeps running after me

Maybe I'm handsome

What?

What's up '2

A spider is running after Master?

This way'? No...

This way!

Fine, be quick!

How come?

Help!

Come here! I'm here!

Be quick!

I'm here!

Help me!

Blind Bing!

Nothing in the front! Turn back, turn back!

No! it's Master! Master...

Isn't it a cockroach'?

It's Master

Great! Go!

You sons of bitches, deceive me

Master, I'm coming

What am I touching?

Master is saved...

Asst. Master is so happy. What is he holding?

Master, didn't he carry you out'?

I'm fine, let's go home...

Take a bath, go to bed sooner

Don't hang around tonight

Let go!

Spider!

Blind)'

Help

Who?

Burn it!

Have a rest first

Burn it!

Don't let him go...burn it

Burn it!

No need to be frightened

Burn him...

He's there...

It's over there, go there...

Here is another

This one is smaller

Freeze!

Where?

It's there!

There!

Only two claws are left. Let me break you in half

Go to hell

Don't go!

It's here

Beat it!

Give it to me

All spread out! Let me burn it!

Go to hell!

Burning!

Very hot!

It's Master's voice

Help!

It's Master. Help him!

It's Master

Help!

Master, your cock is burning

Be quick

Get the water...

Put out the fire

Put out the fire

Dying!

Be quick

I'm going to out the fire, too

You can't put out the fire with straw. Stay away!

Master, it's OK!

I'll put it out!

Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop burning...

Out you go...!

Stop burning!

I can't take this...

The fire is out! Are you OK?

You have to step on him and put the fire out

Moron!

Who burned me'?

Not me!

I have no idea

I know it's you!

I know what you're thinking!

You wanna take my place!

No...Master...

Master's eyes are Ok.

No, I didn't do that

Master, you've recovered

I'm cured! Why?

I know!

You must hurt yourself in order to

cure the wounds

It's reasonable!

You have to thank Asst. Master

If he didn't hit you at the crotch

you won't be healed so fast

Do you have an affair with him?

I love you so much

Go to hell! Stop it !

I've told you to kill Ma'am 30th.

Have you done that'?

Ma'am 30th is a devil!

Spider Woman!

I'm a rational man

I can't accept such ridiculous thing!

Kill her!

Master, aren't you scared?

Of course not! I'm healed.

I will defeat her!

Great! You have guts!

You said I had guts?

Yes, but forget I'd say that

Master

You just get into her room and finish her off

We'll cover you up!

Why I go first everytime...

You said you would cover me up so stay closer

Steady

we've got weapons

We'll throw them at her

You'll kill me, too

Don't be silly!

You won't die, you'll only get hurt!

Sons of bitches!

Get! You are not fooling me

Listen to me

Stop that

Fainted?

Big Cow, Younger Tiger

You're all useless. Let me do this

What?

You faked the fainted?

This is a tactic.

It is very useful

Where is the leak?

Asst. Master, you're bleeding

Don't scare!

I can stop the bleeding

by myself

it's not picturesque

but it is unique

You may love this place, eventually

Good night!

Master...

She is a devil!

Yes!

She is a real devil!

My heart is pounding!

Master, stop it!

You're a righteous man, a hero

It is my pleasure

to be your friend

The money put on your bros' heads

is all given to you to buy drinks

Thank you very much, Ma'am 30th

Master, she's not really good-looking

But I like her!

Only thrust the thigh once, but there're so many holes

What do you mean?

Sister, why did you leave?

You ran to this poor village

and you're forced to reveal

your real image

What are you doing here'?

How about you?

I just want to have a walk

You're waiting for the Longevity Monk

you wanna eat his flesh

You can make Granpa Buddha

speak out this top secret

Sodol

Nonsense!

Nonsense? Why did you come to Mt Wuyue'?

This was called "Fingers Mountain" in the past

It's the prison for this monkey

The top secret says that he'll become human

and he has three birthmarks on his sole

you can find the Monk if you know where Monkey King is.

Sister, do you still think I'm speaking nonsense?

You just want to see that monkey

You can do nothing even if you see him

The difference is that he died in Goddess's hands last time

but he died in my hands this time

It will benefit

only one person

You know the reason!

Do you wanna fight over him with me?

Do you think only you can fake face?

Who?

Devil...!

What did you see?

Nothing

No!

What are you doing down there'?

I wanna tie the lace

If the secret of the monk leaked

I'll kill you

Then, all devils gather at Fingers Mountain

beg for the flesh of the Longevity Monk

Tell the King about this

he will bestow on us

Even a bull is talking. So many devils here this time

Go...go away

If I go now, I'm a coward!

No, report to Master

Master

This mountain was called

Fingers Mountain in the past

The Longevity Monk and the Monkey King will meet here

My bull is talking

Those two things

one has 8 legs, one's head...

You two haven't slept?

What are you talking about?

Ah...

Two baby pigs are born

One has 8 legs

One has a very heavy head

Master, we're rich now

We needn't to be robbers anymore...

We didn't rear any pigs

We didn't rear any pigs?

Or I'm speaking in my dream !

Ok, I'm leaving, please take a rest

We're leaving

Walk both girls away

No!

I will order someone to search for

the guy you wanna see

Thank you master

Good night! Go!

Go! Go!

Nothing can be done this time

Why does Jing Jing have no reaction

to this image?

Nothing I can do

Go!

Don't kill me!...Don't kill me!

I just wanna have fun with you

Do you like playing?

Come and have fun

Is it funny'?

Yes!

Ok, let's play again

Play again?

I don't wanna play...

You said who's got eight claws?

I can't remember it...

What?

No!

My head looks like this?

Yes...! Oh no!

She's not changed yet

Not yet?

I'll kill him

No

Why?

I'm gonna mesmerize him

he'll be my undercover agent

Hi

Ghost!

Go to have a look

You said a ghost!

Oh dear!

Don't be pretentious around here

Or I will cut you into pieces

You're so brutal!

Look at me!

Mesmerizing!

Who?

It's a long night, no mood to sleep

I thought I am the only one

But Jing Jing, you're sleepless, too?

Yes, why can't you sleep?

Just because of Jing Jing!

Me?

Yes, when I saw you

I made up my mind that I wouldn't be a robber

I just wanna show my sincerity

I can't face my past

Like what you see?

You're monkey?

monkey?

Monkey King

Monkey King?

You think you're alright with a human face?

Human Face?

I have to use Skeleton Fire on you

You gonna burn me again!

Why?

Did I make a mistake?

Why?

Why did you use flame bomb to burn me?

Why did you shave off your beard?

You're just another guy

without the beard

Really?

You can't do anything

Do you want to be a scholar instead of a robber?

I've thought about this

Please stop changing image

being a robber is

a 900d job

I know

I'll try my best!

You look like that thing!

So pathetic

Jing Jing loves my violent side

Having the personality again

Monkey King, come out!

Damn monkey

You said you would marry me when I was 18

I have waited for you 3 years

You come out!

Our King is not here

He said give it Miss Pak when you come here

and thanked Miss Pak very much

He can't enjoy it

500 years...

We've found the Longevity Monk at last

The hair on the sole has shaved off

I don't know when it will grow again

Shit! They come first!

I have to inform

these innocent people

You come back to Waterfall Cave again?

Waterfall Cave?

Who are you?

Why do you bring me here?

No one brings you here. You come here on your own

t is normal to miss your home

Don't tease me!

My home is at Mt Wuyue

You have made a mistake, can you hear me'?

Don't annoy me, please!

We have to go, Master, or we'll be late

Go? What do you wanna do?

Robbery!

Who dare to do so?

We go to rob!

Ok, that's fine!

Go to rob...

What?

Rob the sole

I have no legs. What to do?

What are you looking at?

Are you jealous of my handsomely shaved face?

That's fine

Yes...

Jealous! You guys...

Shut up!

Grapes?

Master, the grapes are washed

Go out

The dinner is ready

Go out!

Who?

I'm the grapes that you bring here!

You're grapes?

No, I'm Grandma Ada?

What Grandma Ada'?

Stop the non-sense.

I'm Grandpa Buddha, an immortal

I turned myself into grapes and save you

You stole my grapes and forbid me mentioning Grandma

Both women are devils

If you don't believe me

you can use my Magic Mirror!

I use your Mom's mirror!

Say ! Listen to me

Have you stolen my grapes?

No!

Where are my grapes!

I'm your grapes!

Louder!

I'm your grapes

Why aren't you an apple?

Listen to me

You shouldn't think I can't defeat you

I don't wanna hurt innocent people

Go out!

You will be seriously hurt!

Jing Jing!

Your beard looks great!

Really?

Why was it so noisy?

Just beating the grapes

Who're gonna beat grapes?

Meal time.

Meal time

That's great!

Great?

What a pretty moon. Let'...

Moon? I can't see it

There is a big moon. Can you see it?

It's not dark yet, how come is there a moon?

Tell me...

Who'? Who the hell...!

Who the hell?

I was turned into grapes

Where are you?

In your trousers

Big grapes!

It's yours. I'm at your back!

That's great to see you

You trust me now!

Yes, I trust you

Why do we have devil here?

Stupid fool, listen to me

These devils are waiting for the Longevity Monk

Longevity Monk'?

500 years ago, Monkey King was destroyed by Goddess

His master Longevity Monk wanted to save him

He exchanged the monkey's life

with his own

He hoped this monkey would be good

Why does the Longevity Monk

need to appear?

He wanted to save the whole world

so he went to India and tried to get scriptures

he hoped they would do good to the people

All devils were impressed by his spirit

heaven Emperor saw that

He gave the monkey a chance to revive

He planned the master and the disciple to meet here

Then they can finish the journey to the west

Now, you know why there are so many devils here

You got it

So I am having the same

dream

In a pitch-dark area

a pair of seductive eyes

looking at me

make me embarrassed

Your eyes look like the eyes in my dream

Sometimes, my face becomes red

I have to face the devils tonight!

Yes! You are facing devils tonight!

Two Magic Bags here, and some invisible stickers

You're invisible if you stick one on your body

Cover him by it when he is not aware

I'll cover you up from the back

This is my line!

Whom are you talking to'?

To him

Let me help you!

That's great! You're my good bro

Tell all bros to come in

give a magic sticker to each of them

I go back to get the Magic Bag

Then we can catch all the devils

No problem

Good brother

Your eyes today...

Are they seductive?

Yes

I will help you

Help yourself!

What to do?

It is Master's order

You wait a moment

Asst. Master

Tell the others, Master is looking for us

Go

Invisible sticker

Go...

Sister

OK...

Let's keep quiet and see what they want

Sister, drink!

Sister, you drink too

What are you doing?

I'm drunk. I wanna sleep

don't be afraid. We're invisible

You shouldn't drink so much if you cannot drink

We're invisible

You can see nothing all the time

QM.!

Master hasn't come yet

Yes

You say there is roast chicken

Master! It's burning

Don't be naked.

Pay me back! Fool!

No need to be like that?

None of your business, pay me back

When did I borrow money from you

You owe me

I owe you?

Don't you remember?

No...

You lost your memory

Sorry

You should pay back!

No need to be like that

Pay me back, or I'll ruin your face

I have paid you back last month

Really? Yes, yes

You're old. You lost your memory

Forget it, it's my fault

Cut it! Cut it!

That's better zxa than nothing

Fight with him! Bros!

Bros, let's go!

Yes!

Devils, come out!

Where is the Magic Bag'?

The Magic Bag is here. They wanna frame you

Traitor, you betray me

Today, you betray me

I will betray you one day

Really?

Yes!

I want to destroy all devils

I can take off my underwear!

Master, there's really something wrong with Asst. Master

That guy is unwilling to do anything even if I beg him

Now, he admit so quickly. There must be something wrong

Pull him out

Yes!

Let me go...

Let me go

Shut up

Let me go

Kneel down

You son of a bitch, I'm gonna kill you tonight

Fine!

You can't blame him

He's only mesmerized by both devils

Let me go

or I'll tell my Master to kill you

Shut up!

Wong cm

The string you're biting is so familiar

Stranger

It is the string for my Magic Bag

Son of a bitch

How dare you come here!

Come here!

I'll kill you, reincarnated Monkey King

Then you won't find the Longevity Monk

What?

He is the Monkey King?

Say you're the Monkey King

or we'll all die

He's not the Monkey King

He can't even withstand my Skeleton Fire

He is not the Monkey King

Shit!

You've exposed a top secret

Really?

This way

Are you really a fairy?

Give me your hand

It is too much of you...

Do you think I can't withstand your Skeleton Fire'?

Burn me again

Serious?

Great!

I'm not scared! See?

Yes!

You can burn my hand if you like

I'm not afraid of you

Not burn my hand?

Burning

The hand is still OK

Let go!

Now you know I'm great

Surrender!

I have got my bros and a fairy

Where are you going?

I'll take revenge on you one day

Even a fairy is not righteous

No need to ask

My bros must be there

Yes! Master!

Sons of bitches!

Are you that heartless guy?

You deceived me last night!

That Monkey King

Sister will not be married just because of you

Me?

Get the Joker!

Go!

Stop that

Master, go

Don't kill my bros!

Master

Blindy, I'm here, no need to scare

Sorry, Blindy!

You have made a mistake

You won't blame me, will you?

For my whole life I know

I'm blind...

But I am right to be your follower!

Kill you I

You go to hell

You can't kill him

You still help him

You want to rely on him to find the Longevity Monk

Take him back to Spider's Web Cave

Sister

Only one man can be benefit by it

You don't know this in fact

You won't gian anything even if you hurt me

Look at your palm

Black Widow!

You've been poisoned by my weapon

You will die in 7 days

if you can't get my remedy

Sister, I don't dare to do so anymore

Get lost!

You regret at last

No! A fierce thing has come

Go out and have a look

Where are you going?

No!...

King Bull has come?

King Bull'?

Pretend to be dead here?

Me too...

Monster

Granpa Buddha

Give the Longevity Monk to me

or you're gonna die

We have nothing to talk

You are looking for the Monkey King

My bro Monkey King?

Where is he '?

This monster

is the Monkey King's Bro

We are saved

I'm you Bro

the reincarnated Monkey King

You?

Yes...

Yes! It's me

I'm gonna kill you adulterer!

Tell me your name, witch!

I'm Boney M of Spider Devil

Spider Woman

In the old days when I know your masters

where were you'?

I have no business with you...

Change...

I'm going to kill

the ones who black my way

Try my White Bone Whip!

Change!

Dragon Heavenly Silk!

Go!

It's only small trick

Blindy, you're still alive!

We are in trouble

I admire you

Don't go...

Let me see what magic you have got

King Bull Go

My Little Buddha in hurt

Another hundred years before it is healed

Get up

What are you doing?

Master wanna see you

What place is this?

Spider Web Cave

Spider Web Cave?

Yes!

I'm Spider Devil's disciple Spider Woman

This is Spider Web Cave

Spider Web Cave?

Let's go! Monkey

Hey, you have gone mad

I'm your Master, monkey!

I'm mad

You are lying!

You've admitted that

you're the Monkey King

Go!

Get smart just for once

I was forced to pretend

you can use the Magic Mirror to show my true identity

Magic Mirror?

Can you see it?

Yes

Clear?

Deceive me!

This is not the Magic Mirror

Pig!

Sister, have pity on me

Stay calm

I guarantee that you can trust

my word this time

Master!

Master!

Master! The monkey has come

Where is the Longevity Monk?

Big misunderstanding, everybody

How big?

Let me tell you secretly

I was born in the Year of Monkey, but I'm not the Monkey King

A waste of time!

I have got the Magic Mirror and everything

You can use the mirror on me

Fake mirror

how dare you use the fake mirror...

Now! Stop playing game

If I'm the Monkey King

why am I standing here for you to bite my hand?

I could jump to the sky

Then shit on your heads

You haven't changed to be Monkey King yet

You'll shit at that time

What is it, sister?

Broken hearted?

No

No?

I won't be hurt by this man again

you are lying to me!

Sister, I'm not lying to you

Then kill him

Kill him

Don't you want to find the Longevity Monk'?

Yes! But I don't think you Will kill him

Not accurate...

Give the sword!

Give! Understand

Kill him!

You've sliced a piece of my thigh out

I intended to do that

Give me a bill and I'll pay you back

You're welcome

I kill you!

Cheap whore, you still love that monkey

Stop that, I'm gonna kill you

Are you Ok'?

You're still concerned about me

I'm gonna love forever onwards

They are outside

Can this door block them?

This door is mad of unbreakable steel

Stand aside

Sister, do you remember how he treated you in the past?

He deceived you, refused to marry you

You had a good marriage with Chilian Immortal

He ruined it

He can do nothing now

When he returned to his own image

he'll leave you

Have you finished? Son of bitch!

Damn monkey, how dare you call me a bitch!

Scold me, son of a bitch

Don't think it's safe to hide inside

it's full moon tonight

She will become a zombie!

I don't scare, son of a bitch

What?

There are many hills and caves here

We don't know where the Spider Web Cave is?

Yes...

More than the bugs in my body. Search!

What are you doing?

How about inside? Are you fine?

Of course I'm alright

We are very happy

Jing Jing is till very pretty

I'm still very handsome

We are still very good-looking

Meal time, Ma'am 30th

Help...

Zombie!

Open the door!

I can't open it!

Kiss her, breath life to her

Maybe it will be stopped

Scare me!

Sister, you can't defeat me

Really?

I'll break you neck if you move

Give me the key! Lock him up

You wanna go inside

Now you can go

Goodbye!

Please stop taking revenge

Listen to my suggestions

You can beat me, but please don't hit my face...

Stop beat my cock, thanks

There is a chicken, Ma'am 30th

I'm telling you

No reactions after a kiss

Don't lock it up

Ok, since you refuse to open the door

I warn you

I'll rape and kill your lover

One

Two

I get it

Three

Seductive magic

Go!

What are you doing?

I have just shivered for a while

Very interesting

You shivered on my body?

Yes

Oh god!

It must be better if she's not a devil!

You're poisoned

You'll die if you don't cured

What for even if I'm cured?

Living long is meaningless if you are unhappy

Your last few days will be great if you're happy

If I tell you I'm the Monkey King

what do you think?

I will kill you

I'm not him

This is a magic mirror.

You should use it

You're not him, really?

I'm not

Don't you scare that I will kill you?

Yes, but I have no option

Because I don't want you to look at me

while you're thinking of another

I would like to kill you

You said living long was meaningless

if you were unhappy

Go ahead!

Yes, I'll

Shit! Who make this knot?

Let me do it!

Sorry, I don't mean it

You do it strongly

So I wanna do it with you

Although I'm not a righteous man

I won't take advantages from the others

I'm not used to do it at daytime

Let's wait till night

No matter when

call me if you need me

From now on

I'll be with you

Can you get him?

No

Goon

Damn!

I'm so pretty

But I have a baby with such an ugly man

Ma'am 30th

Shut up!

I will kill you if I'm not pregnant

Thanks

Why are you so happy?

Tell you

Don't tell the baby

you're his father

What should I be?

His maiden

I'm a man. I can't be a maiden!

We bring him up

He don't know if a maiden is a man or woman

That's right

I've found a guy just like you

I'['S you?

Do you wanna know where the Longevity Monk is?

Yes, I do

Don't strike back if you do

you have to pay for the flesh of the Longevity Monk

It worths!

If you give me the medication for Jing Jing

I will tell you where the Longevity Monk is

You just do it for that bitch

I like to do so

Maiden

Maiden is kissing you

Ok, let's go by tomorrow

Because of love

you can ruin my face if you like

Hurry up, do you wanna save someone'?

Just let me do it!

Joker

Sister can't take this anymore. You go ahead!

Let me...do that

Not here

Everyone deceives me

We'll reach the Buddha Cave after climbing this hill

No, Ah!

Jing Jing!

Jing Jing!

She thought I left her alone

How long will you search?

Jing Jing

She's poisoned, must have died and fell down from the cliff

It's all because of you

You shouldn't let me sleep for a whole night

I should come here as soon as possible

You should whip the horse strongly

We can be faster!

I won't tell you where the Longevity Monk is

I don't know anything

How dare you put the blame on me!

What?

We discovered that Boney M fainted under the cliff

Granpa Buddha has died

God is helping me!

Go in!

If you don't tell me

you can't go out

I won't listen to you

The ground is not so hard

Powerful devil, extraordinary energy!

I will cure your wound but

you must take me to the Cave to get the incarnated monkey

We'll find the Longevity Monk sooner or later

You can also eat the flesh of the Longevity Monk

or you will die painfully

I have to come out even if I have to dig a tunnel

I can move freely in time and space with the power of moon

What is it?

This is the Indian language

The Pandora's Box

The treasure left behind by Spider Web Devil?

Take me into the Cave

Why does the belly feel painful?

Is it coming?

Where am I ?

Why so many traps'?

It becomes wetter and wetter

Welcome, our King!

Damn! I've met a ghost!

What's going on?

You love the Longevity Monk

so I play him to make you happy

What are you doing?

I'm helping you to give birth!

The head is coming out!

Really, I've no feeling.

You see?

This is my knee

So there is no hair

Someone's coming

Hide up, be quick

I'm hurt

I'm hurt, too

Please let go of your hand! Alright!

Goddess

Monkey King, you'd committed serious offences

I hope you know you're wrong

Who's talking?

500 years ago, your master Longevity Monk sacrificed

his life to save you

Heaven Emperor planned that

you revive after 500 years

I hope you'll be like your master

Making sacrifices to save the others

To clean the sin that you've made before

You should put on the Gold Ring on your head

Admit you sin

Then you'll become the super Monkey King

You'll take the responsibility to get scriptures in the west

Rewrite the history

All things in human life is then none of your business

you can't have any desires anymore

Worship Buddha whole-heartedly

You haven't turned into the Monkey King

because you haven't met the guy

who gives you the 3 birthmarks

After you see him

your whole life will be changed

Talking to me?

I don't think so

I think you have made a mistake

Crazy!

Painful...

Let go!

Keep calm please No

Keep calm

I'm painful

I'm painful, too

Mind the traps here

Chase

Go!

Come her and grab me

Ok, do it...C)k! It's coming

The Longevity Monk was born, go to get him!

Yes!

The baby looks like you

I think

being an immortal or not is not important

The flesh of the Longevity Monk isn't must, too

We have to live together happily

Bring our son up

Don't let him be robber

You want the Longevity Monk most

Just call him Longevity

Who?

It is too coincident

What do you want?

Your baby?

My baby with Joker!

What are you talking about?

Maiden, tell him

Tell him!

Yes!

This is her baby with Joker

Go!

See where you can go

No need to scare, I'm gonna protect you

Who the hell you are?

You're not qualified to protect me

Get lost

take my son away

Come here!

Give me the Longevity Monk

I'm not calling you to come

This is my son

not the Longevity Monk

Help!

Help...

You're concerned about me, I'll die for you

Take my son away

Don't go!

Go

Ma'am 30th

It is lucky that we can go out

Jing Jing

Honey

Tortoise Magic

Slash your liver, stomach

and internal organs!

Tie it with a knot

"Here comes the spirit"

Bitch, don't step on my intestine

I wanna do so

Honey...!

My wife is inside

Please help me!

I'm not free

Thanks!

Come out!

Go!

Can we go back to the past?

Hurry up! Go!

I won't ! Let's go together

Listen to me

Bring up my son

Go!

Our son! Honey!

You have to leave or I'll die!

No!

Honey...Honey...

Honey!

The moon is rising!

Honey

QM.!

What's that? I've forgot that!

Boyi Bolomi...

Being immortal!

Great! We're going back to the past

Wait for me!

The killer is leaving

Honey...My wife

Your wife is coming out, easy!

I've not finished. How do you know?

She's coming out. Go!

Honey, honey...

Boyi Bolomi!

Being immortal again!

Why did you say "again"?

Wait...

Again!

Honey...!

Don't disturb me!

Why did you tell me not to disturb you?

Shit! You're annoying!

I know I'm annoying

Why?

You come out!

Go, go!

Honey...

Boyi Bolomi

You're also very annoying

Wait...

Damn, I'm very tired

Honey...

Give me

I won't tell you!

That's fine

Why did you do so?

Honey...

Boyi Bolomi...

Honey, come out with King Bull and see Jesus

Stop!

Commit suicide

Why commit suicide?

No, I prefer killing you!

Hero!

You let me go!

Let you go?

Tell me a reason why I have to let you go

You tell me a reason why you wanna kill me

Ok, you leave me alone

and you have a baby with my sister

No, that's not the case Wanna die?

No, hero!

I left because I wanna get medication for you from you sister

But I was late

I couldn't find you

You deceive me!

You don't trust me

You look

Where have they been?

What's up?

You can't leave!

When the rock is put down, the door is closed

Honey...

Let me do this

Go!

Joker, see you in the next life

Honey

Honey!

Honey...

Again!

Boyi Bolomi...

Jing Jing

Where are they?

What's going on?

Immortal?

Devil?

Thanks!

Don't go into the Spider Web Cave!

Spider Web Cave?

You think I'm illiterate?

Waterfall Cave

Spider Web Cave. It is a good name

Spider Web Cave

We'll live here onwards

Stop!

I wanna announce

In this hill, all things belong to me

Including you

Me?

Yes

you look like a donkey, let me make a mark on you

You're mine now

If someone bully you, you tell them you know me

I'm called Spider Web Immortal now!

Spider Web Immortal'?

500 years?

You haven't turned into Monkey King

because you haven't met the guy having three birthmarks

Close the door