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Alright, good morning folks.

By the way, you know, it's interesting
because watching a

speech of President Trump
in Israel,

give this speech about
peace and Abraham

Accords and all this stuff,
and I started thinking

about it, there's going to
be some terrible

wars in about five weeks
during Thanksgiving

with your liberal relatives
that show up.

Can you imagine that sitting
there arguing,

wasn't this guy supposed
to start World War

III?

Wasn't it supposed to
be the end?

What is it with this guy

constantly doing all these
peace deals?

By the way, how many people
do you think are

actually annoyed that these
peace deals are

happening?

Think about how many people,
Vinny, are

sitting there saying, "Give
me a flipping break.

I can't believe it happened.

I want this thing to continue."

But the guys in Israel,
FYI in sales, you

would know someone's fire
based on giving

them an appointment and they
would say, "I got three

appointments for you
in San Diego.

These are qualified clients.

I want to go meet with them."

"San Diego?

I don't know.

I'll take it."

The other person would take it
and they'd go to it, right?

Have you met anyone,
any president

where it's like, "I'm
going to Israel.

I'm going to Egypt.

Let's go to Alaska and
meet Putin.

Let's go over here.

Let's go there."

This quickly, the way he runs

it, do you know what
is one thing?

And by the way, we haven't
even started.

We have a special guest
in the house.

The one and only, the great Adam
Carolla is in the house.

Great to have him here with us.

You know what's amazing
about this?

The fact that they used
to say, "A

businessman won't make a good
president, Vinny.

A businessman won't make
a good president."

But you know what we're
realizing?

That somebody needs to
broker deals.

That skill set is actually
needed,

especially during these tumultuous
times that we had

the last couple of years.

That's the biggest word you're
going to get from me today.

We have a ... By the way, our

superstar, she's still
going at it.

I'm so in love with her.

She's a great lady, Porta.

I told my wife, "If you
ever have to worry

about me leaving you for
anybody, it's Katie

Porter.

I love Katie Porter.

She is the ghost.

I want to go to dinner with her
and argue over me asking this.

What do you want to have
for dinner tonight?

Why would you ask me?

You don't think I can make
up my own mind?

I just want to have
that tension."

Don't you just want that kind of
tension with somebody, Adam?

I know you do.

All tension is good because it
turns into sexual tension.

It starts off as a potato-based
carb-laden

tension, and then it goes into
a sexual tension.

So you want to start it there.

I sent a tweet out yesterday
that said she

had to drop out of the race
because she got

mad cow disease.

But that's a pretty accurate
statement, right?

She was stricken by mad
cow disease.

Well, listen, the last time
I ... The last

time I heard somebody attack
someone else

with potatoes was in
Jerky Boys.

Frank Rizzo, right?

Was it Frank Rizzo?

No, who was it?

Sizzle Chant.

It was Sal Rosen.

No, it was the gate.

We boiled potatoes and we just
fire them at each other.

We might have been Sal Rosen.

She literally took potatoes.

I mean, look, if she ever ran a
podcast, her sponsor would be

like the biggest potato company

in the world.

Okay, today's sponsor is brought
to you by Oklahoma's Potatoes.

We make the best potatoes, and
you can use it as a weapon.

My apologies to Idaho people.

I don't know.

Let me just tell you all
the stories.

We got a lot of stories
to go through, so

let me kind of read some
of these stories

to you.

Donald Trump thanks Putin
for saying US

President is too good to be
awarded the Nobel Peace

Prize.

White House accuses Nobel Peace
Prize Committee of playing

politics after Trump's
bad fails.

Okay, this is Forbes, which
has turned into

a leftist, you know, 2021
international woman

that year was Hillary Clinton.

Forbes used to be good
10 years ago.

They've lost it.

They need a new buyer.

They need somebody
new that owns

it that brings it back
to business.

I don't know who that's going to
be, but they need someone new.

White House starts mass layoffs
of government workers.

Wall Street Journal story.

CDC employees.

Among more than 4,000 federal
workers laid

off during shutdown, Trump
announces 100%

tariff on China beginning
in November.

Obviously, that relationship is

getting better and better
and better.

100% tariffs.

He wants to get it done.

China isn't afraid.

This is Barron's.

Beijingers.

I didn't even know that's
a proper term.

Shrug off Trump tariff threat.

Ah, it's not a big deal.

We don't care.

So guess what China does?

China targets Nvidia, Qualcomm,
and crackdown on US chip

imports, and our times
got a lot

to say about that one.

Rahm Emanuel, who is an
Obama supporter,

who is not a person that
likes a guy named

Donald J. Trump, but he gave
him credit for

Israel-Hamasi's fire peace
deal, and so did

Hillary Clinton, and so did
Condoleezza Rice.

So did a lot of other people.

Some of them were forced
to do it.

Some of them did it
in a way that

they look like they're
in a lot of pain.

Vinny, like the video
you were showing

earlier, like there's
a gun for them.

What is it, Kristen?

Can we go for her?

No, Collins from, Caitlin
Collins.

She looked so mad that
she had to do it.

Jared Kushner is bad.

And his imprint is all over
the Gaza deal.

Trump sees you, hears you,
stands with you.

Daughter Ivanka tells
Hostage Square.

By the way, the hostages
that were

released, all 20 of them, all
the hostages that were

released, you know,
not one was a

female, every one of them
was a male.

Some people are saying women
didn't make it,

and that's why it's only
male, but the only,

all the hostages that were
released were all men.

Okay, just an interesting fact,
but all of them were released.

Now, we have an expert here
in the state of

California, so we're going
to start off with

a lot of California stuff, so
Brace for Impact, I'm sure

Newsom's going to love
this year.

Everyone is tempted to leave
it all behind

for Miami's scorching real
estate market.

Okay, we'll cover that.

A bunch of California stuff.

Gavin Newsom calls Joe
Morgan a son

of a bitch as he asks
for an invite.

What a way to invite.

Hey, you son of a, can I get
on your podcast?

That's the proper way to ask for
an invitation, and we just

have, listen, we're going to do

reruns of Katie Porter for a
long time to come, folks.

She's amazing, right?

Let's make man wakes up begging
for a villain like that.

Think about it.

Like UFC needs a villain
like that.

That just comes out
talking shit.

She's phenomenal.

Charlie Kirk's assassination

questions remain one month
after UVU shooting.

People are asking questions
about it.

Jimmy Kimmel didn't see
a problem with his

lie that Charlie Kirk's
killer was part of

MAGA Gang.

Record number of voters
think US

government has become
too powerful.

Polls show.

And then we got a couple
stories that

we'll probably talk about
with Nassim Taleb.

Who knows?

Maybe this one story, it's a

heartbreak in one, folks,
but it's a good one.

A transgender sentenced to prison
for concealing biological

reality from the man
she was dating

during the sex act.

Let me read that to you
one more time.

I'm telling you a story that's
written by the Daily Call.

Let me read it again to you.

Transgender, this one
right here.

Hostages to prison for
concealing

biological reality from man
during sex act.

By the way, this is good
news that at

least some people go into
prison because one of

my friends went to Brazil and
that guy's still around.

I'm telling you, like this
is good news.

We're making progress folks.

I think it's straight from the
crime game to court.

That's interesting.

Banners welcoming back
hostages during a

strong up near hospitals
as Israel prepares

for the return.

JD Vance in fiery exchange
with ABC over.

Tom Holmes, $50,000
bag of cash.

Why fewer and fewer people
watch your show.

Trump says, don't worry
about China

after Beijing responds
to 100% tariff.

And then JD Vance says, you're
losing credibility.

I think that's the same
with George

Stephanopoulos and a couple of
jokes with President Trump

when he was on stage.

He really, he said, Adelson's,
I got to

tell you, Maryam Adelson,
her husband came to

my office, to the White House so
many times, probably the most.

He would always call me, Donald,
what do you have going on?

I'm the president.

You don't call me and tell me
you want to come in with me.

I tell you, you know, anyways,
he was, he

was having some fun this
morning in Israel.

With that being said,
before we get

started, guys, some big
news today.

After two years of working on

this, we have finally
pulled it off.

And let me tell you what it is.

Every time we do the vault

conference, if you've attended,
you know this.

I stand up and I speak
for probably 45

hours is what I do at the
vault conference.

And I love it.

I love being around the guys.

I love it.

I wear the Ferragamo
shoes when I do

this or I wear some kind
of dress shoes.

Eventually, for the
last 25 years,

I've always been on
stage walking.

I'm like, you know what?

I'm sick and tired of it.

I want a shoe that I'm
comfortable wearing.

And here's what I love.

I don't like shoes that
are so heavy.

That's a dumbbell.

You can use it as a weapon.

I don't want that.

Like the Zinnia you carry it.

I have so many of them, but
they're so heavy.

Like you can literally
curl the Zinnia

shoes and you'll get a pump
with them 30 reps.

And I wanted the combination
of the Hoka,

the Encla, the SuperFoam,
because there's

a big thing going on right now
with the SuperFoam where the

bottom of the shoe,
you wear it.

You know which ones I'm talking

about, the Encla or the
Hoka's, right?

They're so comfortable.

And I said, what if we take
luxury and then

combine it with the SuperComfort,
what would

that look like?

And let's build it in Italy.

So what do we do?

We went to Italy.

We designed the shoe
in Florida.

We made the shoe in Italy.

In five of the factories, we
went back and forth.

God knows how many times.

And by the way, the shoes
we're about to

launch and introduce to you
right now, we're going

to see the video for
the first time.

I've been wearing those shoes for
the last 22 days straight.

I'm wearing them right now.

I literally wear it with suits.

I wore it yesterday when
we went to lunch.

I wear it every single day.

It's the most comfortable
shoes I have,

yet it's authentic Italian
leather rub.

If you don't mind playing the
video, go for it.

Here's the video of the latest
shoe, the FLBs.

When we set out to create
a shoe that

blends comfort, function, and
luxury, we had the

choice to make it fast.

We had the choice to
make it cheap.

We chose neither.

Instead, we chose Tuscany
Italy.

We chose true Italian
craftsmanship,

each pair touched by 50
skilled hands.

We chose patience, spending two
years perfect in every detail,

and we chose the finest quality

at every step.

Using the Future Looks Bright
Collection.

Not rushed, not disposable,
not ordinary.

Rather intentional, luxurious,
timeless.

Boom.

There you go.

The Zine and Ford 100%
made in Italy.

50 hands touch each shoe
that was made.

Here's what's unique about it.

I want to show this to everybody
that knows this.

I've worn pretty much every
one of these shoes.

If you compare this,
the Italian

leather, of course, it's
made in Italy.

It's not assembled made in China,
it's assembled in Italy.

100% made in Italy, assembled
in Italy.

It's FLBs, Berlutis,
which are 1840.

Ferragamos are 895.

Zenyas are 1190, and
Guccis are 950.

Leather premium lining, all of
them except for Gucci.

Laceless feature, it's the FLBs,
the Berlutis, you have laces.

Ferragamos, laceless, and then
you have also the Zenyas, and

then the Guccis have the laces.

I don't want to wake up in the
morning, put laces on.

I want to get out the house.

It took me three seconds to
put my shoes on today.

Craftsman, five different Italian
factories all made this shoe.

Berlutis are the same as
us as well as FLB.

But the only shoe, these trainers,
the only one in the world

today, according to
the factories

that told me this in Italy, that
has the Superform, the only

one that has the same
Superform used

in the Anclauds and the Hocas,
it's the FLBs, and they're

officially out, and
you can place

the order.

Here's a challenge.

We only have a thousand
of these pairs.

And when you say a thousand
of these pairs,

they start from size, I
believe, is it eight?

It goes eight, nine, ten,
ten and a half,

eleven, eleven and a half,
twelve, thirteen.

Those are the sizes
that we have.

And the shoes that you can
get today, the

colors, you have access to,
Rob, if you can

go back there, you can
have access to

those browns, which is
absolutely beautiful.

And by the way, the brown
on the bottom,

the stitching on the side
is a left stitching.

If you can change the
picture, and on

the bottom it says the future
looks bright.

Look at the white lines
on the sides.

Beautiful.

The only ones we have right
now that you can

get sent out today are the
black and the browns.

If you do want the white to

pre-order, I would highly
recommend you do so.

They're going to come out the
second week of December.

So the white and the navy blue

comes out the second week
of December.

The browns and the blacks
are available.

If you believe the future looks

bright, as much as we do,
go place the order.

There's nothing like sitting in
the boardroom with your

trainers, and you put your feet

over your knee, and people
look at the bottom

of your shoe and it says future
looks bright.

That's how you get deals done.

All right.

So they're out.

I'm excited to announce
it, and I'm

very happy for people to
go support it.

When you get them, take pictures,
send it our way.

We're going to show all
these shoes,

all the pictures that
are being taken.

I've already got a bunch of them
sent to me on Instagram.

Go to vtmerch.com.

Place your order.

It's all over the website.

Maybe buy it for your husband,
buy it for

your brother, buy it for your
coworkers, buy it

for your best sales people
if you want

to let them know the future
looks bright.

All right.

So let me just say that.

President Trump was
in Israel this

morning, and he's up there
giving the speech.

And you see Bibi sitting
right there.

You see everybody around
the world is

sitting there saying, "Is this
actually going to be

happening?"

You had 20 hostages that are
officially released.

I believe we have all
the hostages

back in Israel, if I'm not
mistaken, Rob.

I think all 20 are out.

And we're going to show you a
couple of glimpses of these

messages that he gave,
and then I'll

come to the panel.

Adam Kroll, I'm going
to start off

with you first before
anybody else.

Here's President Trump this
morning in Israel.

Go for it.

Let me also convey my tremendous
appreciation

for all of the nations of
the Arab and Muslim

world that came together
to press Hamas to

set the hostages free and
to send them home.

We had a lot of help.

We had a lot of help
from a lot of

people that you wouldn't
suspect.

And I want to thank them
very much for that.

It's an incredible triumph
for Israel and

the world to have all of these
nations working

together as partners in peace.

And it's pretty unusual
for you to

see that, but it happened
in this case.

This was a very unusual
point in

time, a brilliant point
in time.

Generations from now, this will
be remembered as the moment

that everything began to change

and change very much
for the better.

Like the USA right now, it
will be the golden

age of Israel and the golden
age of the Middle

East.

It's going to work together.

You can pause it right there.

Adam, how big of a
deal is this?

It's a big deal.

I mean, it's a big deal
that a lot of

people don't want to give
them credit for.

Obviously, we spoke to that a

little bit at the top
of the show.

It's interesting because
I've been

studying this because I'm
from California.

In California, we have
process people.

People want to talk and
talk and talk.

It's always a seat at the table,
people treated with dignity.

Nobody's illegal, but nothing
gets done.

The homeless need to
be treated with

dignity and compassion, and
then 10 years goes by

more homeless.

We talk about everything.

He does everything.

Because his background is

commercial, builder, real
estate guys.

My background is building
as well.

Everyone whose background is in
building is always in a hurry.

They show up and they go, "Okay,
the slab is poured.

Where's the framers?

Why don't we frame it?"

They go, "We can't put the windows
in until we frame."

Well, where are the windows?

It's a constant, "You can't do
this until you do that."

You know he spent his whole
life walking

around job sites going,
"Where's the marble?

Where's the tile?

It's held up.

It's at the port.

Well, get it over here.

Let's go."

In building, everything is waiting
on the next thing.

The foundation has to go,
then the framing,

then the steel guys, then
the interior wall

windows roofing.

It's always, "We're waiting
on the next sub."

He comes in here, and
you could see it

when he came to California
after the fires.

He sits there with Karen Bass.

She's a process person.

She wants to talk about stuff,
not do stuff.

She wants to go to Ghana and get
in ceremonial garb and dance.

He comes and sits down and
goes, "What's going on?

We should be starting now.

People should be clearing
their own lots."

She's like, "Whoa, slow down.

Slow down.

Pump the brakes.

Pump."

Because all they want
to do is talk.

They don't want to do anything.

Kamala Harris, does she want
to close the border?

She just want to talk.

The process people get upset
when the people

who do stuff show up and start
going, "What's

going on?

Why is this taking so long?"

They get pissed off, and their

plan is not, "We'll do
stuff faster."

It's shut that guy up and get him
the hell off this job site.

By the way, what a point,
Tom, when you

think about that, the value
of urgency.

Because if you work in a
place, like you go

from a big company, a corporation
where it's

all processed, "I got
to talk to John.

Then I got to get it by the...

Then I got to get it."

Then again, and then you run
a startup mentality.

It's like, "No, no.

Make one phone call.

I got to call him.

I approved the go-in and
get it done."

You're dealing with a startup
CEO, startup founder.

You either have to be able
to go out of

space or you're going to be
left behind when he's

going out of space.

Anyway, I'm going to read
this story.

"Banners welcoming back
hostages strung up

near hospitals as Israel
prepares for their

return."

Rob, I don't know if you have
this video or not.

Watch this clip, folks.

Go ahead.

This is just B-roll of actual

Israel right now, but
I also have...

They put American flags
everywhere.

Wow.

Good for them.

And there's also this from
CNN right here.

There was this banner that
was displayed

on the beach in Tel Aviv,
a giant thank you,

just to kind of speak to
the moment, Sarah,

of what kind of Israel is
bracing for right

now.

Look at the face, the profile.

The president is expected
to be here.

He's only going to be
here for less

than five hours on the ground
in Jerusalem.

But here he's speaking to the
members of the parliament.

Alfred Hitchcock freed
the hostages.

I don't get it.

There's a bunch of different
selves.

And we're taking in that. And we're
taking in that as we see him also

standing alongside the prime
minister, Benjamin

Netanyahu.

That's pretty cool to see this.

Adam, how do you feel about
all this stuff?

Well, today's imoniment is day.

I mean, it's been two years
since October

7th and we've seen the world
go into chaos.

The world went into chaos
after COVID.

And then this just was like the
icing on the cake where it's

like just gave everybody
permission

to absolutely lose their mind.

If you're pro-America, if you're
anti-America, gave you

permission to burn the
American flag.

If you hated Trump,
wow, this is a

great excuse for you to
get out there.

If you wanted to burn the
flag, go for it.

If you want to elect someone like
Zoran Mandani, boom, excuse.

This is Trump resetting
the world.

Adam made a great point in LA.

You talk about Karen
Bass, whoever.

The kids these days, they say,

don't talk about it,
be about it.

And Trump just bees about it.

He doesn't care what you
think of him.

You said that the number
one thing a

politician has to be these
days is what?

Shameless.

He doesn't care what you say.

He's not running for
reelection.

He's a deal maker, whether
it's a real

estate deal, whether it's a
tariff deal, whether

it's a hostage deal,
whether it's a

peace deal, Trump is
about business.

And here you see the world
just galvanized

around Trump saying they
thought that he would

start World War Three is
doing peace deals.

He thought that he would give
chaos to the world.

There's order.

Everything they said about
Trump turned out

to be false and everything's
just culminating

with this deal right now.

And we'll see where this
goes from here.

But today's amazing day for
everyone involved.

Rob, by the way, we don't
know if they

thought it or they just said
it in all the Hitlerian

stuff or World War Three
or the economy is

going to collapse a stock
market, whatever.

They say a lot of stuff
they don't mean.

So when you go like they
thought he was

going to start World War Three,
did they think it

or are they just talking?

Well, I don't know what
they think it,

but they called him Hitler
a million times.

And now he's the best friend of

Israel's ever had, according
to Bibi Netanyahu.

Here's what I think when
it comes to all

the Hitler talk, the old
guard, you know,

Pelosi, Schumer, these people,
I mean, Hillary

Clinton, we're talking average
age 80 at this

point.

They've been there.

They've done that.

They've seen them Biden.

They've seen everyone come
and everyone go.

They know he's not Hitlerian.

The 19 year old kid who's
been playing

video games and vaping his
whole life and is now

in a bunch of pharmaceuticals.

That kid believes them
when they

say Hitler, they don't
believe Hitler.

They're taking pictures
with Hitler and

go into his wedding and
stuff like that.

But that kid believes and
that kid gets a gun.

Well, it's an interesting
thing.

So they go, they say
it, they don't

believe it, but young and
impressionable does.

And that's when the bullets
start flying.

And that's the danger
of it to me.

Is there anything there
that can be that

can hold people accountable
or that's just the

risk of freedom of speech
that the, you

know, we're going to be, is
there anything that

can be done?

Because, you know, somebody
may say, well,

they can say that and somebody
can react to

it.

Let's try to lower the
temperatures.

But you're flirting with
freedom of speech.

You know, you, you know,
that's one

of the great things
about America.

What would you say to them?

I think when they keep
saying the same

thing, you know, the call
everyone racist for a

instance, that used to
mean something.

It doesn't mean anything
anymore.

They wore it out.

You know, everyone's racist, everyone's
misogynist, everyone's

xenophobic, scared
of people who

look different than them.

I'd be running for my life right
now from the studio.

If I was scared of people
who look

different than me, you go out
into society, you live

in LA, you live in Miami,
you look around,

scared of people, look differently
to everybody

yet you interact with
looks different

in the, in the modern
United States.

So they're going to keep saying
it and it's going to wear off.

It's just going to keep
wearing thinner to

the point where it doesn't
mean they can say

hit Larry and all they want.

He's going to do all these
great deals and

have all these peace accords
and they look

their punishment is they're

inaccurate and people think
they're foolish.

That's a good point.

And they stop listening.

You almost become immune to it
when yes, it's like dating a

girl that keeps saying the same

thing over and over and
over to you're

like, listen, man, it doesn't
hurt anymore.

You know, I'm so tired
of hearing this.

I'm out.

Rob, do you have your phone
with you, by the way?

Yes.

OK, you see my text message
I'm sending

or am I sending it to the
wrong number?

Yeah.

Tom.

So, Rob, if you don't mind
playing this clip.

So this is when Bibi
says the Trump

is greatest friend Israel
has had.

Rob, if you want to play this
clip, go for it.

No American president has ever
done more for Israel.

And as I said in Washington,
it ain't even close.

It's really not a match.

Mr. President, today we welcome
you here to

thank you for your pivotal
leadership in putting

forward a proposal that got the

backing of almost the
entire world.

A proposal, a proposal that brings
all our hostages home.

You have that picture, Rob,
of all the hostages.

I think we have it somewhere.

So it's about 20 hostages
that came home.

Obviously, that's Jerusalem
Post.

God bless the peacemaker.

You know, you're seeing all this
stuff all over the place.

Vinny, where are you
at with this?

Where are you at with this?

We've been we've been you've
been on the

podcast, Bibi podcast for
how long now?

Say two and a half,
three years.

Yeah.

Two and a half, three years.

So we've so we've been in
the thick of things.

This is the 20 hostages that
they had noticed.

None of them are women.

They're all men.

Some say maybe women
didn't make it.

Well, no, they they
gave the women

and children or initially
earlier.

Yeah. So so the most
part, right.

So where are you at with this?

How are you processing this?

Well, well, first, going
back to what

what Adam was saying about,
you know,

downplaying the Hitler and
the good Adam.

Yeah, good.

We have to do.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Good.

I like that.

Good. I'm good.

I'm glad that when you when
you've watered

down Hitler, when you've
watered down racist,

it's so dangerous because
then when the

real racist and the real
second Hitler or

some of that bad comes
around, you know,

we're going to say, oh,
is it is that the

now it doesn't even
work anymore.

But Pat, go into your question
with going to Donald Trump.

Since I personally from
I was living in

LA, Adam during, you know,
his first run

and good Adam first run
and everything.

I was wearing a red
hat, getting

it was a red hat, a Yankee hat.

And I was getting attacked.

I had to deal with all
that nonsense.

All the lost family members,
lost really,

really good friends, got into
fights and arguments

from that to where
we are today.

If you can't say I'm talking
about put

George Washington and
all them beside.

He is going to go down,
love him or hate

him as one of the greatest
presidents in the

history of our nation.

I don't care who's going
to come after as

of right now, the stuff that
he has done and

the crap that he's had
to go through

that they put him through
with Russia and

impeachment and everything.

It's like it is done.

What else does he need to do?

The fact, by the way, the Nobel

Peace people have lost
all credibility.

I never said that they actually
had it before.

But this guy has stopped
eight wars.

He's gotten everybody back.

So now Hamas at this point,
Adam, they're

just what Hamas is just sitting
around going,

OK, we gave him back.

What I would do right now is go after
full freaking initiative.

I'd go after Hamas and just
wipe them all out.

I mean, where where where
are they right now?

They gave him safe haven.

I think what he's done,
Pat, is amazing.

I saw one of these hostages
just get

released and he looked like the
person, the idea of

soldiers talking to him
was a female.

He looked up into the sun
and like you could

see that he hasn't seen that
thing in a long

time. And he just had a moment.

And then she was like, like
trying to talk to him.

I think it's amazing.

And he's going to go down
as one of the

best talking about the Nobel
Peace Prize.

You know, what's the weirdest
thing about

the Nobel Peace Prize is
you have to submit

your candidates for Nobel
Peace Prize before

January 31st, which means
it would have been

11 days from him winning.

So January 20th, OK,
he has to be

nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
previous to January

31st.

OK, so they nominated at that
time, Maria Corino Machado.

Why? Because Venezuela, Maduro,
all that other stuff.

Right. So this is the whole
thing with the deadline.

They got to submit before that.

So but you know what
makes it funny?

This is what makes everybody's
like, oh, that makes sense.

Why they did is watch this.

Obama becomes president
and they say

he won eight and a half
months later.

No, he didn't. He won
11 days later

because he became president
January 20th.

And they gave to him.

They nominated him as a Nobel Peace
Prize within that 11 days.

And then he won.

That means before he's
going to win.

And nothing, nothing.

They gave the Nobel
Peace Prize.

Yeah. And this guy here, Putin
comes out and says, you know,

Trump is too good to
get a Nobel

Peace Prize. And Trump actually
thanked him for it.

I don't know if you have
that clip or not.

There's a clip of Trump
thanking Putin for

saying the president is too
good to be awarded

the Nobel Peace Prize.

Here's Vladimir.

Rob, if you have it worthy
or unworthy, but

at a close premium, I don't
know that he really

does a lot to resolve such
complex issues

that have lasted for decades,
for years or

indeed for a happy crisis.

I have already said exactly I know
in relation to the crisis in

Ukraine and screens
is committed

to this. Some things were
successful.

Some were not.

Maybe we will still be
able to do a lot

based on the agreement of
discussions, areas of

use.

But he's definitely trying,
definitely

working on these issues, issues
of achieving peace

and resolving complex international
situations.

Here are the most.

Did you have a robbery
with that?

That's Putin.

And then Trump just tweeted
a thank you.

Oh, Trump tweeted a thank you.

That is right here.

Trump is so funny.

President, President,
President, Putin

responds to President Trump
not winning the Nobel

Peace Prize.

This award lost credibility.

The committee discussed
the prize for

people who have done nothing
for the world.

He solves complex problems, crisis
that the last four decades.

By the way, what's even
worse than this,

Obama sends a tweet saying,
hey, congratulations

on the peace deal.

All this stuff.

Never once saying Trump.

Nope.

And then Maria Corino Machado
wins it thanking Trump.

And then he retweets it still
not thanking Trump.

Yeah.

Like, do you understand
Maria Corino

Machado said this wouldn't
have happened without

Trump.

So Tom, where are you at with
all this stuff?

I'll say his name.

He's not just going to magically
appear in your house.

I'll tell you where I am.

The first thing is I've
always found it

ironic that the Nobel Peace
Prize was named for

Alfred Nobel who invented
dynamite.

If you don't know that he's the
inventor of dynamite.

Nice.

So peace prize.

Maybe dynamite is what
ends for.

Oh, you're the pieces.

But go ahead.

That's right.

It's not a piece.

It's a piece.

It's not a piece. It's not a piece.
No, this is the art of the deal.

And I think people need
to appreciate the

deal maker that's in a White
House and getting

things done.

As Adam Carolla said at the

beginning, he's not a
discussion guy.

He's not a let's sit down, talk
about it and have tea.

He's a guy.

Let's go get it done.

You get on the phone with
a subcontractor.

I want the foundation done.

I want the foundation
cured so we can

start putting up steel and
build this thing.

And he sent Rubio and he
sent Whitcoff and

now we find out that also
Jared Kirshner is

in there part of the time,
part of it.

But check this out.

When the deal first came
down, it started

with Trump making a better
relationship with

Turkey.

Okay.

This is the guy I'm
going to need.

He's already kind of at
odds with Israel.

I got to get some work
done here.

And here's how the thing came
together over literally

apparently seven days
after four

weeks.

The guy who makes working
on it, Pat, seven

days, step one, says the Hamas
leader, Khalil

Al-Hayah, he saw it and he said,
"No, I'm a no on this."

There was like 16 points,
not quite 20 points.

"I'm a no."

Then two days later, he
came back to the

Arab mediators, including
the Egyptian guy and

he said, "Yes."

Now what changed?

What changed the pressure
on him changed?

Egypt and Qatar told Hayah, "This
deal is your last chance.

They're going to unleash
Israel.

They're going to pull all
these people out

of the zones and they are
going to crush the

rest of it and get down
to the tunnels.

This thing is going to end even

worse if there is a possible
worse."

And he said, "Well, think
about it."

A day later, Turkey warned
him, "Say,

listen, if you don't approve
the plan, I'm going to

strip you Hamas, a political
and diplomatic cover.

I'm going to leave you hanging
and you need

money and you're coming to
me for money and

you're coming to me for arms.

I'm going to leave
you hanging."

Was a message from Turkey.

And Egypt said, "Listen,
if you don't get

with this, we are going to
stop pressing and

stop lobbying to have
... You have

a say in Gaza's post-war
governance.

You will have no say.

You're out."

So the pressure came
from the Arab

community, from Qatar, Egypt
and Turkey in that way.

And then they did one thing.

They reached out to Khaled

al-Qadami, if I'm pronouncing
it right.

You're doing great.

Who is in Iran and he's Hamas
representative in Tehran.

So he's like the ambassador
for Hamas in Tehran.

Yeah, it sounds weird, but
that's what he does.

And they said, "Listen, you need
to get behind this, but all

the Palestinian civilians won't

be forced out.

They will be a way for

humanitarian resettlement
and reconstruction."

And then Tehran said, "Okay,
if that's in

there, then we're going to
whisper to Hamas

that we want you to do it."

And that's how it came
together.

Look at all the deal-making
that was in there.

And Trump issued apparently
private

warning to them that said,
"Look, we know they're

out of money.

We know they're out
of military.

I want to know who wants
to step forward

and fund them and give them
the next round of

arms.

Whoever that is, I'm going
to find out."

Isn't that an interesting
final thing to say?

Very much so.

And by the way, did you
hear what he said

this morning when he's like,
"Look, you know

who you are.

Those of you guys that
were a part of

this Abraham Accords, good
for you guys.

And those of you that you're
not, it's not

too late to want to choose
to come and do

something with them.

And Iran, you still have a shot
at doing a deal with us.

This is not being weak in our
negotiation part.

Don't think we have the
strength, but it's

still not too late for you
to come and make

a better deal and make
sure Iran's going

to be in a better place than
it was before.

This morning, it was very
interesting

listening to him give the
speech that he gave.

Obviously it's a big deal on
what happened here.

I don't think this guy's
going to slow down.

He's going to keep going.

By the way, imagine being
married to this guy.

"Babe, where are you today?"

You're the average person.

"Where are you?"

"I'm at Publix."

"Where are you, babe?"

"I'm at the gym."

"Babe, where are you?"

"Israel."

"Babe, where are you today?

Are we going to have dinner?"

"No, I'm in Alaska."

"Do you want to go to dinner
in Alaska and

have some crab legs or maybe
some bass, Alaskan

bass?"

"Yeah, I guess we're going
to do that."

"I'm always like a running
machine going

everywhere and anywhere to
get the job done."

"Did you ever work at Lincolns
and shoot?"

"And one last point?"

"What?"

"Who is the guy who's chairman
of the Commission for Gaza?"

"That's him."

"Donald J. Trump."

"That's him." "So he puts himself in
there and kind of daring everybody.

And now, by the way,
now that I've

got skin in the game,
I'm right here."

"Let me ask you this.

Let me ask you this, Adam.

I'm going to give you
a list of names.

Tell me the presidents that
we've had that

could have done those things
in this season

because, remember, this
guy's been inside

the tornado for so long,
first term, second

term that he was out, Biden's
in, and now the second term.

Who could have done this?

Biden, Obama, Clinton, Bush,
Sr., Reagan?

Who could have gone
at this guy's

pace doing what he's doing
right now?"

"Well, so those guys are
like half the

people we have in power
are ceremonial.

Like Karen Bass is the
ceremonial mayor of

Los Angeles, but she's not
into doing things.

They were ceremonial.

They're like the hood ornament
in Trump's the engine.

They were just along
for the ride.

And out front, everyone saw
them and went, "Oh, look.

It's a Rolls-Royce."

And gave them a bunch
of credit,

but they weren't driving
the car.

They weren't powering the car.

So their plan is to sort
of oversee what's

going on and not start a
war, but not get

anything done, and to sort
of talk about it

for as long as they can talk
about it before

they just run out the clock.

They're just doing four-corner basketball
from back in the day.

They're just literally,
Joe Biden

was trying to run out
the clock.

He wasn't trying to
do anything.

And his big thing was like,
"I don't want

to get caught screwing
something up, so I'll

do nothing, and then I
won't get blamed.

And I'll try.

I'll try to pull the
troops out of

Afghanistan, and then, boom,
we'll come down on him."

So I think these guys just sort
of status quo, hang out.

They're like night watchmen.

They don't want to
get involved.

They don't want to stop crying.

They don't want to tackle
anyone in the ground.

Just keep your head
down and walk

around the perimeter of
the warehouse.

By the way, if you caught
Adam make a

couple analogies with cars,
Rob, if you can pull

this up, it's because he's
got one of the

biggest Porsche car collections
in the world.

I don't know how many years
ago it was.

You gave me a tour
of the place.

The shop is absolutely
sick and sane.

I got a Porsche, a singular.

This man's got possibly the
greatest Porsche

collection, if not one of
the greatest Porsche

collections in the world.

It was phenomenal going there.

By the way, is this one
of them that you--

Paul Newman, wow.

He bought this one for
$4.4 million?

I don't know if it's worth
$4.4 million today.

The tires need to be changed.

The hood ornament.

It's the hood ornament.

How's the engine, though?

I have the largest Paul Newman
race car collection.

Three of them are Porsches.

Then that car is an important
Porsche because

that car won Le Mans and
it won the 24 hours

of Daytona and it won
the 12 hours of

Sebring, which are the sort
of triple crown--

Of endurance.

Of endurance, yeah.

It actually came in first
in its class in

Le Mans second overall with
Newman driving

it.

Newman drove it at Le Mans.

It's an important car.

It also was the only car that
was in Apple livery.

Apple sponsored that car the
year after Newman drove it.

What people can't really
wrap their

mind around is that car
got raced in 1979.

It went to Le Mans and did
all its races in 79.

In 80, it came back to the shop
and they needed a new sponsor.

It became the Apple race car.

If you put up Apple 935
Porsche, you'll see

that it was the only car Apple
ever sponsored.

It was a beautiful vehicle car.

It went to Le Mans.

Yeah, that's sick.

It went to Le Mans and
ran as an Apple.

By the way, you have Paul
Newman's car collection.

Adam has Paul Newman's greatest
salad dressing.

He's big on salad dressing.

It's not a non-profit.

Can I ask you a question?

You posed a question before
we learned about

Paul Newman and Adam Carla's
amazing Porsche

car collection.

Respect to you.

You posed a question, could anybody
else have done this?

This piece that Trump did, you
said, "Is it Bush?

Is it Obama?

Is it Clinton?"

Maybe Reagan could have
pulled this off.

The boldness of basically...

I don't think so.

I don't think Reagan could
have pulled it off.

The reason that Trump pulled
this off is

because he has something
that everyone else

does not have and that's called
non-conventional wisdom.

The whole thing with Trump is

that he doesn't have
any ideology.

He doesn't believe in anything.

He puts his finger up to the
wind and as it blows.

That's actually what worked in
this situation right now.

Conventional wisdom in the
Middle East has

led to just chaos for decades,
if not centuries.

He said, "No, no, no.

We're going to do it this way."

Now you have not only Israel
parading for

him and praising him, but
the Middle East

Arab world is also giving
him major accolades.

You talked about Kushner.

He said the following, "It's
okay to be pro-Israel.

It's okay to be pro-Palestine.

It's okay to be completely
indifferent.

It is not okay to be pro-Hamas.

They are terrorist group."

And I think that's falling
on a lot of

people that they don't
understand this.

And here's the last point.

You know how during the stock
market during

COVID, you see the stock
market's going this

way, and then it's
a boom, major

dip, and then it comes
back to reality.

That's exactly what's
going on here.

This is just the culmination
of what

they were working on prior
to October 7th.

The world was going in
this trajectory.

There were Abraham Accords,
and then there

was this major, major blip
in the radar, and

now they're normalizing
relations,

stabilizing realizations, and
this is what's happening

then.

And you guys were talking, but you
mentioned this really fast

about him being the peacemaker.

In the Bible it says, "Blessed are
the peacemakers," but Peter

Ducey was on Air Force
One, on the

way there, and I just sent
it to Robin Slack.

He said, "You talked about
how you hope for

the end of the war in Ukraine
because it might

help you get into heaven."

And Trump's response is pretty
interesting.

No, it's kind of weird that he
said there's nothing.

Can you play this, Rob?

You had talked a couple weeks
ago, you were

doing an interview, and you
talked about how

you hope to end the
war in Ukraine

because it might help you
get into heaven.

How does this help?

Does this help?

I mean, you know, I'm being
a little cute.

I don't think there's anything
going to get me into heaven.

I think I'm not maybe
heaven-bound.

I may be in heaven right now as
we fly in Air Force One.

I'm not sure, I'm going
to be able to make

heaven, but I've made life
a lot better for

a lot of people.

I mean, that's his truth.

I'm actually curious.

Adam, how do you hear that?

What are you saying?

He is a comedian at heart.

And so what comedians
do, because I

do it all the time, and
it's horrible.

I can't stop.

You know, like you'll say to some
guy, "This guy works for you.

Give him some praise."

You know, he'll feel
good about it.

You go, "You know, Steve,
you've been really

doing a great job here, and
I'm really loving

the work you're doing here."

And then at some point, that

weird little brain thing
can't fire.

You go, "Yeah, sorry to
have to see you.

Have to let you go."

You know what I mean?

Because you can't get...

Because you can't get too long

into something without
cracking wise.

He can't do it.

But that's the mind.

He's really a comedian.

Really.

I mean, he is.

What do you think about Evini?

How do you process him?

I know where he's coming
from too, because I

mean, at the end of the day,
he's the quickest,

funniest...

Remember the time that, "Who
sneezed behind them?"

RFK.

And he goes, "I better not
get COVID now."

He's funny.

But in that moment...

Do you really think...

I really think he has...

Is he being 50% serious?

I think he's being 50...

What do you mean?

No, Adam.

First of all...

I'm asking him, Adam.

You think he's being
50% serious?

When it comes to something that

fascinating, yeah, the funny,
the what is there...

But if you saw, he really got serious
for a second where he...

Honestly, I don't think
he believes...

Adam, what do you think?

I think he's joking.

I think Adam Carla makes
a great point.

I think he's actually naturally
a comedian.

That's funny that you say that.

The key to comedy, you know
this, is misdirection.

You think I'm going here...

You're right.

And that I'm all the way
over this way.

And not to put any squabbles
in there.

That's the problem with late
night television.

Whether it's Fallon, whether it's
Kim, or whether it's Colbert.

You know where the joke
is going.

I'm seeing it a mile away.

So when Trump goes...

Do you see it goes, you go
into heaven, the

president should say, "Of
course, we're all

going to heaven."

He goes, "I don't know
about that."

You know what I actually think
about his answer?

That's the truth.

I think it's actually
a noble answer.

I think it's more noble
that questioning

whether you make it up there
than being certain

about it.

I think it's arrogant to be

certain that you're going
to go up there.

Of course, when you accept Jesus
as your savior, I get it.

For our denomination,
what we have...

I kind of like it.

There's a part of it that's
a nobility part

where it's kind of like,
"Man, if you only

knew the life I've lived and
what I've done."

But look, man, if I make
it, man, you can

tell to him, he's like, "This
may be the best

I'm going to see."

This is it.

He's also flying in the sky.

Do you think he's going
to heaven, Trump?

I don't know.

It's not for me to this.

I don't know.

When we're at the Charlie
Kirk's

memorial, he said, "Charlie
Kirk and his savior."

His.

Not our savior.

Not mine.

You think he...

There's a big word between
mine, our, his.

You think he's a guy that would
say change the word.

You ever seen him when he's telling
the girl what to tweet out?

And then say this, "Da da da da da
da da da da da da da da da."

Just type it in real time.

That's right, right?

Turn the debates.

So do you think he changed
the word?

Do you think he's aware to put

that as our, as mine
in that moment?

Yeah, I don't know where he's
at with his faith.

Honestly, I don't know where
he's at with his faith.

I think he probably was not
religious whatsoever.

I think he pandered to the
evangelical community.

However, I think when he got shot
in the ear and almost died.

Maybe more.

It changed a little bit,
I would think.

I'm going to tell you,
I'm going to tell

you a part of being inside
the tornado at the

highest of the highest of
the highest level

and be the leader that has
to be able to make

these tough decisions
and send the

350, you know, the B,
what is it?

The B2 bombers.

B2 bombers out there.

You know, the risk you
have to have a

level of ice coldness to
have this job.

And he wants to stay as
much there as

possible instead of being the
other way around.

Well, I think I think one
of the big things

with Trump is he doesn't,
he's not running

a popularity contest.

All these other people
are running a

popularity contest and they
don't want Saturday Night

Live and they don't want
the New York

Times and they don't want
late night hoes.

They don't want anyone making
fun of them.

There's a side that you
need to be on to

get good notices from the
LA Times and New

York Times, Saturday
Night to be

invited to the right parties
and stuff.

And they're running a
popularity contest.

If you basically say it's not a

popularity contest, I don't
care what people say.

I want to get stuff done.

It's frees you of that
burden because I

really, I mean, like I sat
with Gavin Newsom.

He doesn't believe anything
he says.

Everything he does is
how would the

New York Times process
what I'm saying?

You know, what side of this?

I got to give you credit
because you

said the word I was going
to say freeing.

How freeing is it for
you to be in

California and go against
the grain?

We're going to go ahead and
hang tight, Adam.

We're going to go into that.

Okay.

So I'm glad you said that
about Newsom

because we're going to go
into that part.