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Alright, good morning folks.

By the way, you know, it's interesting because watching a

speech of President Trump in Israel,

give this speech about peace and Abraham

Accords and all this stuff, and I started thinking

about it, there's going to be some terrible

wars in about five weeks during Thanksgiving

with your liberal relatives that show up.

Can you imagine that sitting there arguing,

wasn't this guy supposed to start World War

III?

Wasn't it supposed to be the end?

What is it with this guy

constantly doing all these peace deals?

By the way, how many people do you think are

actually annoyed that these peace deals are

happening?

Think about how many people, Vinny, are

sitting there saying, "Give me a flipping break.

I can't believe it happened.

I want this thing to continue."

But the guys in Israel, FYI in sales, you

would know someone's fire based on giving

them an appointment and they would say, "I got three

appointments for you in San Diego.

These are qualified clients.

I want to go meet with them."

"San Diego?

I don't know.

I'll take it."

The other person would take it and they'd go to it, right?

Have you met anyone, any president

where it's like, "I'm going to Israel.

I'm going to Egypt.

Let's go to Alaska and meet Putin.

Let's go over here.

Let's go there."

This quickly, the way he runs

it, do you know what is one thing?

And by the way, we haven't even started.

We have a special guest in the house.

The one and only, the great Adam Carolla is in the house.

Great to have him here with us.

You know what's amazing about this?

The fact that they used to say, "A

businessman won't make a good president, Vinny.

A businessman won't make a good president."

But you know what we're realizing?

That somebody needs to broker deals.

That skill set is actually needed,

especially during these tumultuous times that we had

the last couple of years.

That's the biggest word you're going to get from me today.

We have a ... By the way, our

superstar, she's still going at it.

I'm so in love with her.

She's a great lady, Porta.

I told my wife, "If you ever have to worry

about me leaving you for anybody, it's Katie

Porter.

I love Katie Porter.

She is the ghost.

I want to go to dinner with her and argue over me asking this.

What do you want to have for dinner tonight?

Why would you ask me?

You don't think I can make up my own mind?

I just want to have that tension."

Don't you just want that kind of tension with somebody, Adam?

I know you do.

All tension is good because it turns into sexual tension.

It starts off as a potato-based carb-laden

tension, and then it goes into a sexual tension.

So you want to start it there.

I sent a tweet out yesterday that said she

had to drop out of the race because she got

mad cow disease.

But that's a pretty accurate statement, right?

She was stricken by mad cow disease.

Well, listen, the last time I ... The last

time I heard somebody attack someone else

with potatoes was in Jerky Boys.

Frank Rizzo, right?

Was it Frank Rizzo?

No, who was it?

Sizzle Chant.

It was Sal Rosen.

No, it was the gate.

We boiled potatoes and we just fire them at each other.

We might have been Sal Rosen.

She literally took potatoes.

I mean, look, if she ever ran a podcast, her sponsor would be

like the biggest potato company

in the world.

Okay, today's sponsor is brought to you by Oklahoma's Potatoes.

We make the best potatoes, and you can use it as a weapon.

My apologies to Idaho people.

I don't know.

Let me just tell you all the stories.

We got a lot of stories to go through, so

let me kind of read some of these stories

to you.

Donald Trump thanks Putin for saying US

President is too good to be awarded the Nobel Peace

Prize.

White House accuses Nobel Peace Prize Committee of playing

politics after Trump's bad fails.

Okay, this is Forbes, which has turned into

a leftist, you know, 2021 international woman

that year was Hillary Clinton.

Forbes used to be good 10 years ago.

They've lost it.

They need a new buyer.

They need somebody new that owns

it that brings it back to business.

I don't know who that's going to be, but they need someone new.

White House starts mass layoffs of government workers.

Wall Street Journal story.

CDC employees.

Among more than 4,000 federal workers laid

off during shutdown, Trump announces 100%

tariff on China beginning in November.

Obviously, that relationship is

getting better and better and better.

100% tariffs.

He wants to get it done.

China isn't afraid.

This is Barron's.

Beijingers.

I didn't even know that's a proper term.

Shrug off Trump tariff threat.

Ah, it's not a big deal.

We don't care.

So guess what China does?

China targets Nvidia, Qualcomm, and crackdown on US chip

imports, and our times got a lot

to say about that one.

Rahm Emanuel, who is an Obama supporter,

who is not a person that likes a guy named

Donald J. Trump, but he gave him credit for

Israel-Hamasi's fire peace deal, and so did

Hillary Clinton, and so did Condoleezza Rice.

So did a lot of other people.

Some of them were forced to do it.

Some of them did it in a way that

they look like they're in a lot of pain.

Vinny, like the video you were showing

earlier, like there's a gun for them.

What is it, Kristen?

Can we go for her?

No, Collins from, Caitlin Collins.

She looked so mad that she had to do it.

Jared Kushner is bad.

And his imprint is all over the Gaza deal.

Trump sees you, hears you, stands with you.

Daughter Ivanka tells Hostage Square.

By the way, the hostages that were

released, all 20 of them, all the hostages that were

released, you know, not one was a

female, every one of them was a male.

Some people are saying women didn't make it,

and that's why it's only male, but the only,

all the hostages that were released were all men.

Okay, just an interesting fact, but all of them were released.

Now, we have an expert here in the state of

California, so we're going to start off with

a lot of California stuff, so Brace for Impact, I'm sure

Newsom's going to love this year.

Everyone is tempted to leave it all behind

for Miami's scorching real estate market.

Okay, we'll cover that.

A bunch of California stuff.

Gavin Newsom calls Joe Morgan a son

of a bitch as he asks for an invite.

What a way to invite.

Hey, you son of a, can I get on your podcast?

That's the proper way to ask for an invitation, and we just

have, listen, we're going to do

reruns of Katie Porter for a long time to come, folks.

She's amazing, right?

Let's make man wakes up begging for a villain like that.

Think about it.

Like UFC needs a villain like that.

That just comes out talking shit.

She's phenomenal.

Charlie Kirk's assassination

questions remain one month after UVU shooting.

People are asking questions about it.

Jimmy Kimmel didn't see a problem with his

lie that Charlie Kirk's killer was part of

MAGA Gang.

Record number of voters think US

government has become too powerful.

Polls show.

And then we got a couple stories that

we'll probably talk about with Nassim Taleb.

Who knows?

Maybe this one story, it's a

heartbreak in one, folks, but it's a good one.

A transgender sentenced to prison for concealing biological

reality from the man she was dating

during the sex act.

Let me read that to you one more time.

I'm telling you a story that's written by the Daily Call.

Let me read it again to you.

Transgender, this one right here.

Hostages to prison for concealing

biological reality from man during sex act.

By the way, this is good news that at

least some people go into prison because one of

my friends went to Brazil and that guy's still around.

I'm telling you, like this is good news.

We're making progress folks.

I think it's straight from the crime game to court.

That's interesting.

Banners welcoming back hostages during a

strong up near hospitals as Israel prepares

for the return.

JD Vance in fiery exchange with ABC over.

Tom Holmes, $50,000 bag of cash.

Why fewer and fewer people watch your show.

Trump says, don't worry about China

after Beijing responds to 100% tariff.

And then JD Vance says, you're losing credibility.

I think that's the same with George

Stephanopoulos and a couple of jokes with President Trump

when he was on stage.

He really, he said, Adelson's, I got to

tell you, Maryam Adelson, her husband came to

my office, to the White House so many times, probably the most.

He would always call me, Donald, what do you have going on?

I'm the president.

You don't call me and tell me you want to come in with me.

I tell you, you know, anyways, he was, he

was having some fun this morning in Israel.

With that being said, before we get

started, guys, some big news today.

After two years of working on

this, we have finally pulled it off.

And let me tell you what it is.

Every time we do the vault

conference, if you've attended, you know this.

I stand up and I speak for probably 45

hours is what I do at the vault conference.

And I love it.

I love being around the guys.

I love it.

I wear the Ferragamo shoes when I do

this or I wear some kind of dress shoes.

Eventually, for the last 25 years,

I've always been on stage walking.

I'm like, you know what?

I'm sick and tired of it.

I want a shoe that I'm comfortable wearing.

And here's what I love.

I don't like shoes that are so heavy.

That's a dumbbell.

You can use it as a weapon.

I don't want that.

Like the Zinnia you carry it.

I have so many of them, but they're so heavy.

Like you can literally curl the Zinnia

shoes and you'll get a pump with them 30 reps.

And I wanted the combination of the Hoka,

the Encla, the SuperFoam, because there's

a big thing going on right now with the SuperFoam where the

bottom of the shoe, you wear it.

You know which ones I'm talking

about, the Encla or the Hoka's, right?

They're so comfortable.

And I said, what if we take luxury and then

combine it with the SuperComfort, what would

that look like?

And let's build it in Italy.

So what do we do?

We went to Italy.

We designed the shoe in Florida.

We made the shoe in Italy.

In five of the factories, we went back and forth.

God knows how many times.

And by the way, the shoes we're about to

launch and introduce to you right now, we're going

to see the video for the first time.

I've been wearing those shoes for the last 22 days straight.

I'm wearing them right now.

I literally wear it with suits.

I wore it yesterday when we went to lunch.

I wear it every single day.

It's the most comfortable shoes I have,

yet it's authentic Italian leather rub.

If you don't mind playing the video, go for it.

Here's the video of the latest shoe, the FLBs.

When we set out to create a shoe that

blends comfort, function, and luxury, we had the

choice to make it fast.

We had the choice to make it cheap.

We chose neither.

Instead, we chose Tuscany Italy.

We chose true Italian craftsmanship,

each pair touched by 50 skilled hands.

We chose patience, spending two years perfect in every detail,

and we chose the finest quality

at every step.

Using the Future Looks Bright Collection.

Not rushed, not disposable, not ordinary.

Rather intentional, luxurious, timeless.

Boom.

There you go.

The Zine and Ford 100% made in Italy.

50 hands touch each shoe that was made.

Here's what's unique about it.

I want to show this to everybody that knows this.

I've worn pretty much every one of these shoes.

If you compare this, the Italian

leather, of course, it's made in Italy.

It's not assembled made in China, it's assembled in Italy.

100% made in Italy, assembled in Italy.

It's FLBs, Berlutis, which are 1840.

Ferragamos are 895.

Zenyas are 1190, and Guccis are 950.

Leather premium lining, all of them except for Gucci.

Laceless feature, it's the FLBs, the Berlutis, you have laces.

Ferragamos, laceless, and then you have also the Zenyas, and

then the Guccis have the laces.

I don't want to wake up in the morning, put laces on.

I want to get out the house.

It took me three seconds to put my shoes on today.

Craftsman, five different Italian factories all made this shoe.

Berlutis are the same as us as well as FLB.

But the only shoe, these trainers, the only one in the world

today, according to the factories

that told me this in Italy, that has the Superform, the only

one that has the same Superform used

in the Anclauds and the Hocas, it's the FLBs, and they're

officially out, and you can place

the order.

Here's a challenge.

We only have a thousand of these pairs.

And when you say a thousand of these pairs,

they start from size, I believe, is it eight?

It goes eight, nine, ten, ten and a half,

eleven, eleven and a half, twelve, thirteen.

Those are the sizes that we have.

And the shoes that you can get today, the

colors, you have access to, Rob, if you can

go back there, you can have access to

those browns, which is absolutely beautiful.

And by the way, the brown on the bottom,

the stitching on the side is a left stitching.

If you can change the picture, and on

the bottom it says the future looks bright.

Look at the white lines on the sides.

Beautiful.

The only ones we have right now that you can

get sent out today are the black and the browns.

If you do want the white to

pre-order, I would highly recommend you do so.

They're going to come out the second week of December.

So the white and the navy blue

comes out the second week of December.

The browns and the blacks are available.

If you believe the future looks

bright, as much as we do, go place the order.

There's nothing like sitting in the boardroom with your

trainers, and you put your feet

over your knee, and people look at the bottom

of your shoe and it says future looks bright.

That's how you get deals done.

All right.

So they're out.

I'm excited to announce it, and I'm

very happy for people to go support it.

When you get them, take pictures, send it our way.

We're going to show all these shoes,

all the pictures that are being taken.

I've already got a bunch of them sent to me on Instagram.

Go to vtmerch.com.

Place your order.

It's all over the website.

Maybe buy it for your husband, buy it for

your brother, buy it for your coworkers, buy it

for your best sales people if you want

to let them know the future looks bright.

All right.

So let me just say that.

President Trump was in Israel this

morning, and he's up there giving the speech.

And you see Bibi sitting right there.

You see everybody around the world is

sitting there saying, "Is this actually going to be

happening?"

You had 20 hostages that are officially released.

I believe we have all the hostages

back in Israel, if I'm not mistaken, Rob.

I think all 20 are out.

And we're going to show you a couple of glimpses of these

messages that he gave, and then I'll

come to the panel.

Adam Kroll, I'm going to start off

with you first before anybody else.

Here's President Trump this morning in Israel.

Go for it.

Let me also convey my tremendous appreciation

for all of the nations of the Arab and Muslim

world that came together to press Hamas to

set the hostages free and to send them home.

We had a lot of help.

We had a lot of help from a lot of

people that you wouldn't suspect.

And I want to thank them very much for that.

It's an incredible triumph for Israel and

the world to have all of these nations working

together as partners in peace.

And it's pretty unusual for you to

see that, but it happened in this case.

This was a very unusual point in

time, a brilliant point in time.

Generations from now, this will be remembered as the moment

that everything began to change

and change very much for the better.

Like the USA right now, it will be the golden

age of Israel and the golden age of the Middle

East.

It's going to work together.

You can pause it right there.

Adam, how big of a deal is this?

It's a big deal.

I mean, it's a big deal that a lot of

people don't want to give them credit for.

Obviously, we spoke to that a

little bit at the top of the show.

It's interesting because I've been

studying this because I'm from California.

In California, we have process people.

People want to talk and talk and talk.

It's always a seat at the table, people treated with dignity.

Nobody's illegal, but nothing gets done.

The homeless need to be treated with

dignity and compassion, and then 10 years goes by

more homeless.

We talk about everything.

He does everything.

Because his background is

commercial, builder, real estate guys.

My background is building as well.

Everyone whose background is in building is always in a hurry.

They show up and they go, "Okay, the slab is poured.

Where's the framers?

Why don't we frame it?"

They go, "We can't put the windows in until we frame."

Well, where are the windows?

It's a constant, "You can't do this until you do that."

You know he spent his whole life walking

around job sites going, "Where's the marble?

Where's the tile?

It's held up.

It's at the port.

Well, get it over here.

Let's go."

In building, everything is waiting on the next thing.

The foundation has to go, then the framing,

then the steel guys, then the interior wall

windows roofing.

It's always, "We're waiting on the next sub."

He comes in here, and you could see it

when he came to California after the fires.

He sits there with Karen Bass.

She's a process person.

She wants to talk about stuff, not do stuff.

She wants to go to Ghana and get in ceremonial garb and dance.

He comes and sits down and goes, "What's going on?

We should be starting now.

People should be clearing their own lots."

She's like, "Whoa, slow down.

Slow down.

Pump the brakes.

Pump."

Because all they want to do is talk.

They don't want to do anything.

Kamala Harris, does she want to close the border?

She just want to talk.

The process people get upset when the people

who do stuff show up and start going, "What's

going on?

Why is this taking so long?"

They get pissed off, and their

plan is not, "We'll do stuff faster."

It's shut that guy up and get him the hell off this job site.

By the way, what a point, Tom, when you

think about that, the value of urgency.

Because if you work in a place, like you go

from a big company, a corporation where it's

all processed, "I got to talk to John.

Then I got to get it by the...

Then I got to get it."

Then again, and then you run a startup mentality.

It's like, "No, no.

Make one phone call.

I got to call him.

I approved the go-in and get it done."

You're dealing with a startup CEO, startup founder.

You either have to be able to go out of

space or you're going to be left behind when he's

going out of space.

Anyway, I'm going to read this story.

"Banners welcoming back hostages strung up

near hospitals as Israel prepares for their

return."

Rob, I don't know if you have this video or not.

Watch this clip, folks.

Go ahead.

This is just B-roll of actual

Israel right now, but I also have...

They put American flags everywhere.

Wow.

Good for them.

And there's also this from CNN right here.

There was this banner that was displayed

on the beach in Tel Aviv, a giant thank you,

just to kind of speak to the moment, Sarah,

of what kind of Israel is bracing for right

now.

Look at the face, the profile.

The president is expected to be here.

He's only going to be here for less

than five hours on the ground in Jerusalem.

But here he's speaking to the members of the parliament.

Alfred Hitchcock freed the hostages.

I don't get it.

There's a bunch of different selves.

And we're taking in that. And we're taking in that as we see him also

standing alongside the prime minister, Benjamin

Netanyahu.

That's pretty cool to see this.

Adam, how do you feel about all this stuff?

Well, today's imoniment is day.

I mean, it's been two years since October

7th and we've seen the world go into chaos.

The world went into chaos after COVID.

And then this just was like the icing on the cake where it's

like just gave everybody permission

to absolutely lose their mind.

If you're pro-America, if you're anti-America, gave you

permission to burn the American flag.

If you hated Trump, wow, this is a

great excuse for you to get out there.

If you wanted to burn the flag, go for it.

If you want to elect someone like Zoran Mandani, boom, excuse.

This is Trump resetting the world.

Adam made a great point in LA.

You talk about Karen Bass, whoever.

The kids these days, they say,

don't talk about it, be about it.

And Trump just bees about it.

He doesn't care what you think of him.

You said that the number one thing a

politician has to be these days is what?

Shameless.

He doesn't care what you say.

He's not running for reelection.

He's a deal maker, whether it's a real

estate deal, whether it's a tariff deal, whether

it's a hostage deal, whether it's a

peace deal, Trump is about business.

And here you see the world just galvanized

around Trump saying they thought that he would

start World War Three is doing peace deals.

He thought that he would give chaos to the world.

There's order.

Everything they said about Trump turned out

to be false and everything's just culminating

with this deal right now.

And we'll see where this goes from here.

But today's amazing day for everyone involved.

Rob, by the way, we don't know if they

thought it or they just said it in all the Hitlerian

stuff or World War Three or the economy is

going to collapse a stock market, whatever.

They say a lot of stuff they don't mean.

So when you go like they thought he was

going to start World War Three, did they think it

or are they just talking?

Well, I don't know what they think it,

but they called him Hitler a million times.

And now he's the best friend of

Israel's ever had, according to Bibi Netanyahu.

Here's what I think when it comes to all

the Hitler talk, the old guard, you know,

Pelosi, Schumer, these people, I mean, Hillary

Clinton, we're talking average age 80 at this

point.

They've been there.

They've done that.

They've seen them Biden.

They've seen everyone come and everyone go.

They know he's not Hitlerian.

The 19 year old kid who's been playing

video games and vaping his whole life and is now

in a bunch of pharmaceuticals.

That kid believes them when they

say Hitler, they don't believe Hitler.

They're taking pictures with Hitler and

go into his wedding and stuff like that.

But that kid believes and that kid gets a gun.

Well, it's an interesting thing.

So they go, they say it, they don't

believe it, but young and impressionable does.

And that's when the bullets start flying.

And that's the danger of it to me.

Is there anything there that can be that

can hold people accountable or that's just the

risk of freedom of speech that the, you

know, we're going to be, is there anything that

can be done?

Because, you know, somebody may say, well,

they can say that and somebody can react to

it.

Let's try to lower the temperatures.

But you're flirting with freedom of speech.

You know, you, you know, that's one

of the great things about America.

What would you say to them?

I think when they keep saying the same

thing, you know, the call everyone racist for a

instance, that used to mean something.

It doesn't mean anything anymore.

They wore it out.

You know, everyone's racist, everyone's misogynist, everyone's

xenophobic, scared of people who

look different than them.

I'd be running for my life right now from the studio.

If I was scared of people who look

different than me, you go out into society, you live

in LA, you live in Miami, you look around,

scared of people, look differently to everybody

yet you interact with looks different

in the, in the modern United States.

So they're going to keep saying it and it's going to wear off.

It's just going to keep wearing thinner to

the point where it doesn't mean they can say

hit Larry and all they want.

He's going to do all these great deals and

have all these peace accords and they look

their punishment is they're

inaccurate and people think they're foolish.

That's a good point.

And they stop listening.

You almost become immune to it when yes, it's like dating a

girl that keeps saying the same

thing over and over and over to you're

like, listen, man, it doesn't hurt anymore.

You know, I'm so tired of hearing this.

I'm out.

Rob, do you have your phone with you, by the way?

Yes.

OK, you see my text message I'm sending

or am I sending it to the wrong number?

Yeah.

Tom.

So, Rob, if you don't mind playing this clip.

So this is when Bibi says the Trump

is greatest friend Israel has had.

Rob, if you want to play this clip, go for it.

No American president has ever done more for Israel.

And as I said in Washington, it ain't even close.

It's really not a match.

Mr. President, today we welcome you here to

thank you for your pivotal leadership in putting

forward a proposal that got the

backing of almost the entire world.

A proposal, a proposal that brings all our hostages home.

You have that picture, Rob, of all the hostages.

I think we have it somewhere.

So it's about 20 hostages that came home.

Obviously, that's Jerusalem Post.

God bless the peacemaker.

You know, you're seeing all this stuff all over the place.

Vinny, where are you at with this?

Where are you at with this?

We've been we've been you've been on the

podcast, Bibi podcast for how long now?

Say two and a half, three years.

Yeah.

Two and a half, three years.

So we've so we've been in the thick of things.

This is the 20 hostages that they had noticed.

None of them are women.

They're all men.

Some say maybe women didn't make it.

Well, no, they they gave the women

and children or initially earlier.

Yeah. So so the most part, right.

So where are you at with this?

How are you processing this?

Well, well, first, going back to what

what Adam was saying about, you know,

downplaying the Hitler and the good Adam.

Yeah, good.

We have to do.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Good.

I like that.

Good. I'm good.

I'm glad that when you when you've watered

down Hitler, when you've watered down racist,

it's so dangerous because then when the

real racist and the real second Hitler or

some of that bad comes around, you know,

we're going to say, oh, is it is that the

now it doesn't even work anymore.

But Pat, go into your question with going to Donald Trump.

Since I personally from I was living in

LA, Adam during, you know, his first run

and good Adam first run and everything.

I was wearing a red hat, getting

it was a red hat, a Yankee hat.

And I was getting attacked.

I had to deal with all that nonsense.

All the lost family members, lost really,

really good friends, got into fights and arguments

from that to where we are today.

If you can't say I'm talking about put

George Washington and all them beside.

He is going to go down, love him or hate

him as one of the greatest presidents in the

history of our nation.

I don't care who's going to come after as

of right now, the stuff that he has done and

the crap that he's had to go through

that they put him through with Russia and

impeachment and everything.

It's like it is done.

What else does he need to do?

The fact, by the way, the Nobel

Peace people have lost all credibility.

I never said that they actually had it before.

But this guy has stopped eight wars.

He's gotten everybody back.

So now Hamas at this point, Adam, they're

just what Hamas is just sitting around going,

OK, we gave him back.

What I would do right now is go after full freaking initiative.

I'd go after Hamas and just wipe them all out.

I mean, where where where are they right now?

They gave him safe haven.

I think what he's done, Pat, is amazing.

I saw one of these hostages just get

released and he looked like the person, the idea of

soldiers talking to him was a female.

He looked up into the sun and like you could

see that he hasn't seen that thing in a long

time. And he just had a moment.

And then she was like, like trying to talk to him.

I think it's amazing.

And he's going to go down as one of the

best talking about the Nobel Peace Prize.

You know, what's the weirdest thing about

the Nobel Peace Prize is you have to submit

your candidates for Nobel Peace Prize before

January 31st, which means it would have been

11 days from him winning.

So January 20th, OK, he has to be

nominated for Nobel Peace Prize previous to January

31st.

OK, so they nominated at that time, Maria Corino Machado.

Why? Because Venezuela, Maduro, all that other stuff.

Right. So this is the whole thing with the deadline.

They got to submit before that.

So but you know what makes it funny?

This is what makes everybody's like, oh, that makes sense.

Why they did is watch this.

Obama becomes president and they say

he won eight and a half months later.

No, he didn't. He won 11 days later

because he became president January 20th.

And they gave to him.

They nominated him as a Nobel Peace Prize within that 11 days.

And then he won.

That means before he's going to win.

And nothing, nothing.

They gave the Nobel Peace Prize.

Yeah. And this guy here, Putin comes out and says, you know,

Trump is too good to get a Nobel

Peace Prize. And Trump actually thanked him for it.

I don't know if you have that clip or not.

There's a clip of Trump thanking Putin for

saying the president is too good to be awarded

the Nobel Peace Prize.

Here's Vladimir.

Rob, if you have it worthy or unworthy, but

at a close premium, I don't know that he really

does a lot to resolve such complex issues

that have lasted for decades, for years or

indeed for a happy crisis.

I have already said exactly I know in relation to the crisis in

Ukraine and screens is committed

to this. Some things were successful.

Some were not.

Maybe we will still be able to do a lot

based on the agreement of discussions, areas of

use.

But he's definitely trying, definitely

working on these issues, issues of achieving peace

and resolving complex international situations.

Here are the most.

Did you have a robbery with that?

That's Putin.

And then Trump just tweeted a thank you.

Oh, Trump tweeted a thank you.

That is right here.

Trump is so funny.

President, President, President, Putin

responds to President Trump not winning the Nobel

Peace Prize.

This award lost credibility.

The committee discussed the prize for

people who have done nothing for the world.

He solves complex problems, crisis that the last four decades.

By the way, what's even worse than this,

Obama sends a tweet saying, hey, congratulations

on the peace deal.

All this stuff.

Never once saying Trump.

Nope.

And then Maria Corino Machado wins it thanking Trump.

And then he retweets it still not thanking Trump.

Yeah.

Like, do you understand Maria Corino

Machado said this wouldn't have happened without

Trump.

So Tom, where are you at with all this stuff?

I'll say his name.

He's not just going to magically appear in your house.

I'll tell you where I am.

The first thing is I've always found it

ironic that the Nobel Peace Prize was named for

Alfred Nobel who invented dynamite.

If you don't know that he's the inventor of dynamite.

Nice.

So peace prize.

Maybe dynamite is what ends for.

Oh, you're the pieces.

But go ahead.

That's right.

It's not a piece.

It's a piece.

It's not a piece. It's not a piece. No, this is the art of the deal.

And I think people need to appreciate the

deal maker that's in a White House and getting

things done.

As Adam Carolla said at the

beginning, he's not a discussion guy.

He's not a let's sit down, talk about it and have tea.

He's a guy.

Let's go get it done.

You get on the phone with a subcontractor.

I want the foundation done.

I want the foundation cured so we can

start putting up steel and build this thing.

And he sent Rubio and he sent Whitcoff and

now we find out that also Jared Kirshner is

in there part of the time, part of it.

But check this out.

When the deal first came down, it started

with Trump making a better relationship with

Turkey.

Okay.

This is the guy I'm going to need.

He's already kind of at odds with Israel.

I got to get some work done here.

And here's how the thing came together over literally

apparently seven days after four

weeks.

The guy who makes working on it, Pat, seven

days, step one, says the Hamas leader, Khalil

Al-Hayah, he saw it and he said, "No, I'm a no on this."

There was like 16 points, not quite 20 points.

"I'm a no."

Then two days later, he came back to the

Arab mediators, including the Egyptian guy and

he said, "Yes."

Now what changed?

What changed the pressure on him changed?

Egypt and Qatar told Hayah, "This deal is your last chance.

They're going to unleash Israel.

They're going to pull all these people out

of the zones and they are going to crush the

rest of it and get down to the tunnels.

This thing is going to end even

worse if there is a possible worse."

And he said, "Well, think about it."

A day later, Turkey warned him, "Say,

listen, if you don't approve the plan, I'm going to

strip you Hamas, a political and diplomatic cover.

I'm going to leave you hanging and you need

money and you're coming to me for money and

you're coming to me for arms.

I'm going to leave you hanging."

Was a message from Turkey.

And Egypt said, "Listen, if you don't get

with this, we are going to stop pressing and

stop lobbying to have ... You have

a say in Gaza's post-war governance.

You will have no say.

You're out."

So the pressure came from the Arab

community, from Qatar, Egypt and Turkey in that way.

And then they did one thing.

They reached out to Khaled

al-Qadami, if I'm pronouncing it right.

You're doing great.

Who is in Iran and he's Hamas representative in Tehran.

So he's like the ambassador for Hamas in Tehran.

Yeah, it sounds weird, but that's what he does.

And they said, "Listen, you need to get behind this, but all

the Palestinian civilians won't

be forced out.

They will be a way for

humanitarian resettlement and reconstruction."

And then Tehran said, "Okay, if that's in

there, then we're going to whisper to Hamas

that we want you to do it."

And that's how it came together.

Look at all the deal-making that was in there.

And Trump issued apparently private

warning to them that said, "Look, we know they're

out of money.

We know they're out of military.

I want to know who wants to step forward

and fund them and give them the next round of

arms.

Whoever that is, I'm going to find out."

Isn't that an interesting final thing to say?

Very much so.

And by the way, did you hear what he said

this morning when he's like, "Look, you know

who you are.

Those of you guys that were a part of

this Abraham Accords, good for you guys.

And those of you that you're not, it's not

too late to want to choose to come and do

something with them.

And Iran, you still have a shot at doing a deal with us.

This is not being weak in our negotiation part.

Don't think we have the strength, but it's

still not too late for you to come and make

a better deal and make sure Iran's going

to be in a better place than it was before.

This morning, it was very interesting

listening to him give the speech that he gave.

Obviously it's a big deal on what happened here.

I don't think this guy's going to slow down.

He's going to keep going.

By the way, imagine being married to this guy.

"Babe, where are you today?"

You're the average person.

"Where are you?"

"I'm at Publix."

"Where are you, babe?"

"I'm at the gym."

"Babe, where are you?"

"Israel."

"Babe, where are you today?

Are we going to have dinner?"

"No, I'm in Alaska."

"Do you want to go to dinner in Alaska and

have some crab legs or maybe some bass, Alaskan

bass?"

"Yeah, I guess we're going to do that."

"I'm always like a running machine going

everywhere and anywhere to get the job done."

"Did you ever work at Lincolns and shoot?"

"And one last point?"

"What?"

"Who is the guy who's chairman of the Commission for Gaza?"

"That's him."

"Donald J. Trump."

"That's him." "So he puts himself in there and kind of daring everybody.

And now, by the way, now that I've

got skin in the game, I'm right here."

"Let me ask you this.

Let me ask you this, Adam.

I'm going to give you a list of names.

Tell me the presidents that we've had that

could have done those things in this season

because, remember, this guy's been inside

the tornado for so long, first term, second

term that he was out, Biden's in, and now the second term.

Who could have done this?

Biden, Obama, Clinton, Bush, Sr., Reagan?

Who could have gone at this guy's

pace doing what he's doing right now?"

"Well, so those guys are like half the

people we have in power are ceremonial.

Like Karen Bass is the ceremonial mayor of

Los Angeles, but she's not into doing things.

They were ceremonial.

They're like the hood ornament in Trump's the engine.

They were just along for the ride.

And out front, everyone saw them and went, "Oh, look.

It's a Rolls-Royce."

And gave them a bunch of credit,

but they weren't driving the car.

They weren't powering the car.

So their plan is to sort of oversee what's

going on and not start a war, but not get

anything done, and to sort of talk about it

for as long as they can talk about it before

they just run out the clock.

They're just doing four-corner basketball from back in the day.

They're just literally, Joe Biden

was trying to run out the clock.

He wasn't trying to do anything.

And his big thing was like, "I don't want

to get caught screwing something up, so I'll

do nothing, and then I won't get blamed.

And I'll try.

I'll try to pull the troops out of

Afghanistan, and then, boom, we'll come down on him."

So I think these guys just sort of status quo, hang out.

They're like night watchmen.

They don't want to get involved.

They don't want to stop crying.

They don't want to tackle anyone in the ground.

Just keep your head down and walk

around the perimeter of the warehouse.

By the way, if you caught Adam make a

couple analogies with cars, Rob, if you can pull

this up, it's because he's got one of the

biggest Porsche car collections in the world.

I don't know how many years ago it was.

You gave me a tour of the place.

The shop is absolutely sick and sane.

I got a Porsche, a singular.

This man's got possibly the greatest Porsche

collection, if not one of the greatest Porsche

collections in the world.

It was phenomenal going there.

By the way, is this one of them that you--

Paul Newman, wow.

He bought this one for $4.4 million?

I don't know if it's worth $4.4 million today.

The tires need to be changed.

The hood ornament.

It's the hood ornament.

How's the engine, though?

I have the largest Paul Newman race car collection.

Three of them are Porsches.

Then that car is an important Porsche because

that car won Le Mans and it won the 24 hours

of Daytona and it won the 12 hours of

Sebring, which are the sort of triple crown--

Of endurance.

Of endurance, yeah.

It actually came in first in its class in

Le Mans second overall with Newman driving

it.

Newman drove it at Le Mans.

It's an important car.

It also was the only car that was in Apple livery.

Apple sponsored that car the year after Newman drove it.

What people can't really wrap their

mind around is that car got raced in 1979.

It went to Le Mans and did all its races in 79.

In 80, it came back to the shop and they needed a new sponsor.

It became the Apple race car.

If you put up Apple 935 Porsche, you'll see

that it was the only car Apple ever sponsored.

It was a beautiful vehicle car.

It went to Le Mans.

Yeah, that's sick.

It went to Le Mans and ran as an Apple.

By the way, you have Paul Newman's car collection.

Adam has Paul Newman's greatest salad dressing.

He's big on salad dressing.

It's not a non-profit.

Can I ask you a question?

You posed a question before we learned about

Paul Newman and Adam Carla's amazing Porsche

car collection.

Respect to you.

You posed a question, could anybody else have done this?

This piece that Trump did, you said, "Is it Bush?

Is it Obama?

Is it Clinton?"

Maybe Reagan could have pulled this off.

The boldness of basically...

I don't think so.

I don't think Reagan could have pulled it off.

The reason that Trump pulled this off is

because he has something that everyone else

does not have and that's called non-conventional wisdom.

The whole thing with Trump is

that he doesn't have any ideology.

He doesn't believe in anything.

He puts his finger up to the wind and as it blows.

That's actually what worked in this situation right now.

Conventional wisdom in the Middle East has

led to just chaos for decades, if not centuries.

He said, "No, no, no.

We're going to do it this way."

Now you have not only Israel parading for

him and praising him, but the Middle East

Arab world is also giving him major accolades.

You talked about Kushner.

He said the following, "It's okay to be pro-Israel.

It's okay to be pro-Palestine.

It's okay to be completely indifferent.

It is not okay to be pro-Hamas.

They are terrorist group."

And I think that's falling on a lot of

people that they don't understand this.

And here's the last point.

You know how during the stock market during

COVID, you see the stock market's going this

way, and then it's a boom, major

dip, and then it comes back to reality.

That's exactly what's going on here.

This is just the culmination of what

they were working on prior to October 7th.

The world was going in this trajectory.

There were Abraham Accords, and then there

was this major, major blip in the radar, and

now they're normalizing relations,

stabilizing realizations, and this is what's happening

then.

And you guys were talking, but you mentioned this really fast

about him being the peacemaker.

In the Bible it says, "Blessed are the peacemakers," but Peter

Ducey was on Air Force One, on the

way there, and I just sent it to Robin Slack.

He said, "You talked about how you hope for

the end of the war in Ukraine because it might

help you get into heaven."

And Trump's response is pretty interesting.

No, it's kind of weird that he said there's nothing.

Can you play this, Rob?

You had talked a couple weeks ago, you were

doing an interview, and you talked about how

you hope to end the war in Ukraine

because it might help you get into heaven.

How does this help?

Does this help?

I mean, you know, I'm being a little cute.

I don't think there's anything going to get me into heaven.

I think I'm not maybe heaven-bound.

I may be in heaven right now as we fly in Air Force One.

I'm not sure, I'm going to be able to make

heaven, but I've made life a lot better for

a lot of people.

I mean, that's his truth.

I'm actually curious.

Adam, how do you hear that?

What are you saying?

He is a comedian at heart.

And so what comedians do, because I

do it all the time, and it's horrible.

I can't stop.

You know, like you'll say to some guy, "This guy works for you.

Give him some praise."

You know, he'll feel good about it.

You go, "You know, Steve, you've been really

doing a great job here, and I'm really loving

the work you're doing here."

And then at some point, that

weird little brain thing can't fire.

You go, "Yeah, sorry to have to see you.

Have to let you go."

You know what I mean?

Because you can't get...

Because you can't get too long

into something without cracking wise.

He can't do it.

But that's the mind.

He's really a comedian.

Really.

I mean, he is.

What do you think about Evini?

How do you process him?

I know where he's coming from too, because I

mean, at the end of the day, he's the quickest,

funniest...

Remember the time that, "Who sneezed behind them?"

RFK.

And he goes, "I better not get COVID now."

He's funny.

But in that moment...

Do you really think...

I really think he has...

Is he being 50% serious?

I think he's being 50...

What do you mean?

No, Adam.

First of all...

I'm asking him, Adam.

You think he's being 50% serious?

When it comes to something that

fascinating, yeah, the funny, the what is there...

But if you saw, he really got serious for a second where he...

Honestly, I don't think he believes...

Adam, what do you think?

I think he's joking.

I think Adam Carla makes a great point.

I think he's actually naturally a comedian.

That's funny that you say that.

The key to comedy, you know this, is misdirection.

You think I'm going here...

You're right.

And that I'm all the way over this way.

And not to put any squabbles in there.

That's the problem with late night television.

Whether it's Fallon, whether it's Kim, or whether it's Colbert.

You know where the joke is going.

I'm seeing it a mile away.

So when Trump goes...

Do you see it goes, you go into heaven, the

president should say, "Of course, we're all

going to heaven."

He goes, "I don't know about that."

You know what I actually think about his answer?

That's the truth.

I think it's actually a noble answer.

I think it's more noble that questioning

whether you make it up there than being certain

about it.

I think it's arrogant to be

certain that you're going to go up there.

Of course, when you accept Jesus as your savior, I get it.

For our denomination, what we have...

I kind of like it.

There's a part of it that's a nobility part

where it's kind of like, "Man, if you only

knew the life I've lived and what I've done."

But look, man, if I make it, man, you can

tell to him, he's like, "This may be the best

I'm going to see."

This is it.

He's also flying in the sky.

Do you think he's going to heaven, Trump?

I don't know.

It's not for me to this.

I don't know.

When we're at the Charlie Kirk's

memorial, he said, "Charlie Kirk and his savior."

His.

Not our savior.

Not mine.

You think he...

There's a big word between mine, our, his.

You think he's a guy that would say change the word.

You ever seen him when he's telling the girl what to tweet out?

And then say this, "Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da."

Just type it in real time.

That's right, right?

Turn the debates.

So do you think he changed the word?

Do you think he's aware to put

that as our, as mine in that moment?

Yeah, I don't know where he's at with his faith.

Honestly, I don't know where he's at with his faith.

I think he probably was not religious whatsoever.

I think he pandered to the evangelical community.

However, I think when he got shot in the ear and almost died.

Maybe more.

It changed a little bit, I would think.

I'm going to tell you, I'm going to tell

you a part of being inside the tornado at the

highest of the highest of the highest level

and be the leader that has to be able to make

these tough decisions and send the

350, you know, the B, what is it?

The B2 bombers.

B2 bombers out there.

You know, the risk you have to have a

level of ice coldness to have this job.

And he wants to stay as much there as

possible instead of being the other way around.

Well, I think I think one of the big things

with Trump is he doesn't, he's not running

a popularity contest.

All these other people are running a

popularity contest and they don't want Saturday Night

Live and they don't want the New York

Times and they don't want late night hoes.

They don't want anyone making fun of them.

There's a side that you need to be on to

get good notices from the LA Times and New

York Times, Saturday Night to be

invited to the right parties and stuff.

And they're running a popularity contest.

If you basically say it's not a

popularity contest, I don't care what people say.

I want to get stuff done.

It's frees you of that burden because I

really, I mean, like I sat with Gavin Newsom.

He doesn't believe anything he says.

Everything he does is how would the

New York Times process what I'm saying?

You know, what side of this?

I got to give you credit because you

said the word I was going to say freeing.

How freeing is it for you to be in

California and go against the grain?

We're going to go ahead and hang tight, Adam.

We're going to go into that.

Okay.

So I'm glad you said that about Newsom

because we're going to go into that part.