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Oh, my God.
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Did you see what Miss Green was wearing
today?
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Yeah.
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Like, what the hell?
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I think everyone at the school is making
fun of her.
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I think she's jealous of you. She might
be. Yeah. I get those vibes for sure. I
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mean, you're younger, prettier, so you
can get all the dudes in school. Like,
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come on now. I mean, you've worked with
all the boys in school. You know that
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she wishes she was in high school.
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Oh gosh, I can't even with old people.
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I really don't feel like studying right
now. I don't want to do the homework for
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her class.
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I don't either. Should we just skip it
and go to the mall?
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Of course.
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Yes. But I don't really have any money
right now.
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I felt that.
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Oh, I got an idea.
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I get to call my mom.
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Okay. See what's going on.
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Hey, mom.
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Hey, I'm calling real quick just to see
if you can give me an advance on my
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allowance.
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Me and Serena want to go to the mall.
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No,
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I haven't done that.
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No, I haven't done the dishes either.
Oh, my God.
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I can do that later when I come home.
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Are you serious right now?
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On a Friday?
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Whatever. Okay.
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She's such a bitch.
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She said no.
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Yeah, tell me about it. My mom won't
give me any more money because I came
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past curfew the other day.
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What is up with these moms?
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Like, what are we going to do?
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I feel like you were not going to come
home.
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I came home eventually.
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Like, literally.
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They're just all up in our girl. Maybe
they're jealous of us, too.
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That's true. I mean...
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We are the most popular girls in school.
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And the hottest, too.
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For real. I mean, their lives revolve
around us.
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But I really wanted a new outfit. What
are we going to do?
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I don't know.
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But we need to figure it out quick.
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I know what we're going to do.
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I'm already one step ahead of you.
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Hey, nerd!
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Get in here!
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Losers! Hello?
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Give us a little respect.
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Come over here now.
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What's the problem, dude?
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What's with me, though? Hello, we called
you the first time. You need to come.
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Yeah, you can ask him tonight, sir.
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What are you wearing?
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Come on, now.
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School uniform.
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I meant the suspenders.
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So, basically, we're going to the mall
and we need your lunch money.
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We're gonna go to the comic store. Why
would I do that when you spend all of
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your money? Because I need it.
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Okay, well I need it for books.
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Well, I need it for clothes.
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We need it for comics. We're literally
going to comic stores.
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This is why you don't have a girlfriend.
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This is why you don't have a girlfriend.
We don't need a girlfriend.
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We got comic books.
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comic books video games we're living the
best life so are you gonna give us the
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money or not no no why would we give you
money they're gonna make us do what we
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have to do oh I know what's that
supposed to mean ready turn around what
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are you doing what are you doing
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Okay, all right, all right, all right.
You can have it. You're going to give
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Yes, yes, yes. Just take it. It's my
front pocket. It's my front pocket.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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my God.
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Do you have a boner?
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No. You have a boner. Oh, my God.
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That's true. You two are pervs. Why
would I have a boner? Sick.
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Why are we weird?
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Oh, my God. And you didn't want to give
us your money. Now I know why.
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For real. You filled us up. If you tell
Mom about this, I'm definitely telling
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the whole school you jacked off to me.
What?
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That goes for you, too.
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That's a lie, though.
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We could literally lose our scholarships
for that. Everything we have going on,
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y 'all can literally fuck it all up.
Well, that's what y 'all get.
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Why would y 'all do that? Why do y 'all
hate us for being smarter than you?
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That's not why we hate you. No, for
real.
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We hate you because you're nerds. And
lizards. And birds. I can't believe it.
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You're so gross.
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Nobody had a boner.
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Literally.
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Let's get away from these two. Yeah,
let's go to the mall.
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And maybe you can give us more money
later.
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Or I'm definitely telling. For real.
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Bicycle.
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I'm hiding my money from her.
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What the fuck?
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What the fuck was that?
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We just got jaguars as a pro.
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Yeah, I know.
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What the fuck are we going to do now? We
can't go to the comic store.
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I don't know, but I ain't going to lie.
It's just kind of hot.
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Especially when she's mean.
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Come on, man. She's mean to us all the
time.
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I know, but...
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something about her taking our money
this time was pretty fucking hot.
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I mean, I guess, yeah, I guess you're
kind of right.
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But, uh, still bullshit though,
honestly.
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We can't even go to the comic book store
now.
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No. But you know what we can do?
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What's that? Go play some video games.
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Dude, I'm into that.
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Alright, let's get it.
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Might as well. Maybe they'll fucking
bring us some of it back.
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Not for real. Yeah, right.
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Oh, my gosh.
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I don't know what I'm going to do.
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James is, like, just super excited about
this school trip. He booked a room.
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Yeah, Mark did the same.
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But what are you worried about?
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Aren't you excited to have sex with him
for the first time?
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I mean, of course I am. But, like, I
told him I wasn't a virgin. And, like,
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if he notices it?
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Oh, yeah, shit.
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I forgot about that story we told
everyone.
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I know. We're like amazing storytellers.
I'm sure.
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But like, why did we have to tell
everybody in school that we lost our
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virginities together with some hot dudes
from Alaska?
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I mean, it's insanely hot.
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And that's why we're the most popular
girls in school.
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True. So we can't back down now. I mean,
what if the guys realize we're sucky at
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sex?
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We... I don't know, we might need some
practice.
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I think we do need a little bit of
practice.
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You know, our story has us, like, has me
feeling hot.
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What? Like, what if we practice on each
other?
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On each other?
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Yeah, we're like best friends. Who
would, who would know? I mean... True.
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We could practice, like...
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Kissing? I mean, we haven't even done
that.
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I mean, yeah, we can start with kissing
and maybe lead up to something else.
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You're crazy.
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A little bit. That's a good idea. Come
on now.
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I mean... No one's gonna know.
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I want to know more.
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If you don't.
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Well, okay.
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Yeah.
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Like that?
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Pretty nice.
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Wow, you're pretty good.
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You're a good kisser.
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You're so hot.
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Should we try maybe some tongue?
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Yeah.
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If you want to.
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It tastes so good. So do you.
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Can I cut this off for you?
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There it goes.
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I can't believe we're doing this.
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I can't either, but I'm always the one
with the good ideas.
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That's so cute.
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Thank you.
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I love your kit.
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Thank you.
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They're so nice.
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Do you think Mark will enjoy them?
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I think so.
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He loved them actually.
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This is pretty fun. Yes.
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Have you had an orgasm before?
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No. For real?
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Yeah, never.
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Me either. Should we practice that too?
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Or, I mean, we might as well.
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I mean, I want to know what it feels
like.
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I'll do you first.
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You know?
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Okay.
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You really are my craziest friend.
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I'm like bestest friend Me
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with my wild
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ideas, you know
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You feel good?
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You do feel good.
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Oh, my God.
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So pretty.
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Tastes so good.
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Do you have an orgasm?
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Yeah, I think so.
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Oh my god.
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I was with you so much.
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How do I feel?
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Better than I thought.
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I wonder what a dick feels like.
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Me too.
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Now I'm really curious.
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I mean, if this kind of sex is fun.
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But who are we going to get to fuck us?
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I don't know.
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I mean, the guys at school think we're
not virgins.
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True, and we need to practice for our
boyfriends.
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This is going to be hard.
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I don't know.
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Maybe... Oh, no.
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Wait.
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I got it.
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I know who we're going to get to fuck
us.
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Who?
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Our brothers!
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What? You're crazy.
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But it's like, they're our stepbrothers.
Yeah, our loser stepbrothers.
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But you'll be fucking my stepbrother,
and I'll be fucking your stepbrother, so
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everything will be okay. And no one's
gonna know.
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Well, I guess your brother is a little
cooler than mine.
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Ew.
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I want my brother to be naked.
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Don't worry, I got you.
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I'll have that handled.
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What? We're gonna have the lights on
them.
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You really are crazy.
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I mean, they're so stupid. They'll go
through with anything we say.
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Wait, are they home now?
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I think so.
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You can go check.
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I guess we'll ambush them.
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Let's go. You lead the way.
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You ain't got shit on you, bro.
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Fuck with that. You are trash.
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Shit. I'm hanging right now.
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Get fucked.
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Ah, bro. You can't be losing them locks,
bro.
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No, bro.
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Come on, quick.
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Come on, bro.
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Hey, bro. Get out of here. Why are you
over here cheating, bro?
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I'm not. You're cheating.
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You're just mad because you're hot.
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No, you're mad because I'm better than
you.
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Okay, okay.
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Just kidding.
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No, come on. I got you.
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Oh shit.
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Oh, come on now.
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Come on now, you're starting all that
shit now. Where you at?
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What the fuck? What the hell?
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Don't take off that blindfold.
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What the hell is wrong with you guys?
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Stop, stop, stop. Jesus.
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What are you guys doing?
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You'll find out. No, no, no. I think you
know.
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You got hard, your dirty little secret
yesterday.
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00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:54,920
That's not even true.
259
00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:57,180
Like, literally.
260
00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:59,540
We were about to go to the comic book
store.
261
00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:02,500
God, bro.
262
00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:04,980
What's going on? This is fucking... Come
on, so dare that.
263
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:06,300
Stand up.
264
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,900
Fuck. Okay, okay, all right, all right.
Okay,
265
00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:13,040
what?
266
00:17:13,140 --> 00:17:15,760
I can't see shit. I can't see shit
either.
267
00:17:16,380 --> 00:17:17,380
They're hard.
268
00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:19,680
Again? Mm -hmm.
269
00:17:20,420 --> 00:17:22,599
Whoa, what are y 'all doing? What are
you doing? Stop.
270
00:17:22,819 --> 00:17:24,599
Don't chill. I don't want to chill out.
271
00:17:24,839 --> 00:17:26,940
You take my money. What are you doing?
272
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:30,260
I mean, you're the one who's hard right
now.
273
00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,080
I've been crazy.
274
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:33,760
Come on.
275
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,900
What are they doing? Fuck, I don't know.
276
00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:38,120
What are you guys doing?
277
00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:40,840
Goddamn. Let's see.
278
00:17:41,180 --> 00:17:42,200
Can I take this off now?
279
00:17:46,770 --> 00:17:48,250
Just calm down.
280
00:17:49,070 --> 00:17:50,070
So?
281
00:17:50,510 --> 00:17:52,670
Your brother's actually really hot.
282
00:17:53,230 --> 00:17:54,690
Yeah, yours is too.
283
00:17:55,970 --> 00:18:00,830
Come on, you're blindfolded. You don't
even have to think about it.
284
00:18:01,070 --> 00:18:02,530
Think about what? What are y 'all going
to do?
285
00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:03,750
Yeah, for real.
286
00:18:03,770 --> 00:18:04,770
Let's do it.
287
00:18:06,090 --> 00:18:09,110
You thought maybe truth would be in
order?
288
00:18:09,330 --> 00:18:12,830
More like, you get up and choose, you
start lying.
289
00:18:13,470 --> 00:18:16,150
Yeah, we're gonna... We'll start being
nice to you if you let us fuck.
290
00:18:17,050 --> 00:18:18,190
Fuck? Fuck.
291
00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:20,030
You know.
292
00:18:21,190 --> 00:18:22,430
Take our virginity?
293
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:24,170
Yeah.
294
00:18:24,390 --> 00:18:28,270
And we'll be doing you a favor, because
we'll be taking your pill.
295
00:18:29,490 --> 00:18:32,830
And we're the most popular girls in the
school.
296
00:18:33,190 --> 00:18:36,030
You're taking my pill? I don't know.
297
00:18:36,690 --> 00:18:38,630
Come on, just for that.
298
00:18:39,130 --> 00:18:41,430
Even though we've always done this in
the moment.
299
00:18:43,820 --> 00:18:44,820
Jess, relax!
300
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:50,120
What the fuck? Oh my god, you guys
complained way too much. I can't even
301
00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:53,200
down to get my pants up. This is why no
girl ever wants to talk to you two.
302
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:54,700
Literally.
303
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,900
We're stand -up guys.
304
00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:00,300
Jess,
305
00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:04,520
relax! Can I just put these back on,
please? Y 'all are playing too much.
306
00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:05,900
No.
307
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:09,660
Mom can be home any minute, dude.
308
00:19:28,820 --> 00:19:35,760
You guys are so fucking... Fuck
309
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:36,760
you.
310
00:19:41,450 --> 00:19:44,190
She's touching it right now, bro. I
know. What am I supposed to do? Oh,
311
00:19:45,430 --> 00:19:48,990
shit. Oh, shit.
312
00:19:49,190 --> 00:19:50,270
Oh, shit.
313
00:19:51,910 --> 00:19:53,050
Oh, shit.
314
00:19:53,970 --> 00:19:54,970
Oh,
315
00:19:55,710 --> 00:19:56,810
shit.
316
00:20:03,990 --> 00:20:07,430
Oh, shit.
317
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,580
Oh, my God.
318
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:29,300
Look at your brother's balls.
319
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:32,540
Oh, my God. Look at your brother's dick.
320
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:35,500
Stop looking.
321
00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:37,540
It's already weird enough.
322
00:20:54,780 --> 00:20:56,900
We just needed a little bit of practice.
323
00:20:57,140 --> 00:20:58,840
You guys are the only ones around.
324
00:20:59,420 --> 00:21:02,880
All you do is sit around and play video
games. This is better, right?
325
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,080
Well, we tried to go to the comic book
store.
326
00:21:06,380 --> 00:21:07,700
Oh, we got comic book here.
327
00:21:08,220 --> 00:21:09,640
I'm not even done. I'm open to that.
328
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,920
Go to the comic book when you have my
mouth.
329
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,760
Oh, shit.
330
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:19,940
Your sister's amazing.
331
00:21:20,220 --> 00:21:21,220
Oh, my God.
332
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:22,640
Oh,
333
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:26,040
shit.
334
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:36,680
Holy shit. Oh,
335
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:39,320
shit.
336
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:50,660
My throat feels like... Oh, my God. It's
so wet.
337
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,820
Oh, yes.
338
00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:01,540
Oh,
339
00:22:02,460 --> 00:22:14,000
God.
340
00:22:15,370 --> 00:22:16,370
Oh.
341
00:22:50,220 --> 00:22:51,700
Such a cock tease, bro.
342
00:22:53,420 --> 00:22:56,140
Leave me a blue ball. This is fucked up.
343
00:22:57,740 --> 00:22:59,300
Can't be shit. Y 'all got me walking?
344
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,780
Where the fuck are we, yo?
345
00:23:02,060 --> 00:23:03,060
We're here.
346
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,200
Where we at?
347
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:05,500
Why?
348
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,100
What do y 'all want?
349
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,480
Yeah, for real.
350
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:13,240
What is it?
351
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:20,020
So basically, since we've been so mean
to you guys, we decided that we wanted
352
00:23:20,020 --> 00:23:21,020
take your virginity.
353
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:24,520
What? No way. Quit fucking around.
354
00:23:24,900 --> 00:23:26,480
Yeah. And we need practice.
355
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:30,400
We do need practice. And who's the best
dummy? Then you guys.
356
00:23:30,620 --> 00:23:33,280
Oh, yeah. Because you guys spread a
rumor.
357
00:23:33,660 --> 00:23:34,660
Yeah.
358
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:36,120
We're so dumb, right? It's true.
359
00:23:36,660 --> 00:23:39,720
Right? It'll all stay in my diary. Don't
worry.
360
00:24:00,810 --> 00:24:01,810
You believe me now?
361
00:24:02,930 --> 00:24:04,190
Yeah, I think so.
362
00:24:11,530 --> 00:24:14,490
That felt good.
363
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:50,420
What's going on? I don't know.
364
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:58,840
What are you going to do?
365
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:03,040
Don't worry.
366
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:07,680
Ready?
367
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:13,860
I can't.
368
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,220
Oh, it's so hot.
369
00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:17,900
Time for dinner.
370
00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:24,600
Oh, my
371
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:36,320
God.
372
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,760
You're too hot, Bessie.
373
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:12,240
My brother's actually a little good at
that.
374
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:47,600
You look so cute fucking my brother.
Don't move a tiny little bit.
375
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:50,900
Stop looking at my dick.
376
00:26:52,580 --> 00:26:55,860
This is already weird enough.
377
00:26:57,940 --> 00:26:58,980
I'm going to be quiet.
378
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:01,240
Yeah.
379
00:27:01,540 --> 00:27:02,960
No one's talking to you.
380
00:27:48,670 --> 00:27:51,070
I can't believe we're doing this right
now.
381
00:27:51,850 --> 00:27:55,050
I can't believe I'm watching you fuck my
brother's dick.
382
00:27:58,890 --> 00:27:59,890
Nothing.
383
00:28:04,210 --> 00:28:08,250
Talking about your cranny dick that
we're not choking on. Literally.
384
00:28:27,870 --> 00:28:30,630
I think I like you and your brother's
face.
385
00:28:31,770 --> 00:28:34,770
And your brother's tongue feels good.
386
00:28:37,100 --> 00:28:38,100
Yeah, it's choking.
387
00:29:18,030 --> 00:29:20,070
This is so fun.
388
00:29:20,990 --> 00:29:22,290
My brother.
389
00:29:22,690 --> 00:29:23,690
He's so good.
390
00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:55,900
No one's talking to you guys.
391
00:30:19,330 --> 00:30:20,730
Hot.
392
00:31:30,030 --> 00:31:31,030
Are there dicks in it?
393
00:35:56,460 --> 00:35:57,460
Just imagine her voice.
394
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:59,040
brother chill what the fuck are we
supposed to
395
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:01,160
be doing here just put your dick in
396
00:38:42,330 --> 00:38:43,590
Fucking impossible.
397
00:38:48,410 --> 00:38:51,430
Can I finally take mine off now?
398
00:38:51,750 --> 00:38:52,750
Yeah.
399
00:38:57,110 --> 00:39:01,890
There you go.
400
00:39:06,810 --> 00:39:09,390
I'll throw your balls at my face.
401
00:39:10,380 --> 00:39:12,000
You're getting close to my mouth,
brother.
402
00:39:14,340 --> 00:39:15,680
You have it close to this?
403
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,000
Fuck.
404
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:28,580
Oh, shit.
405
00:39:29,740 --> 00:39:31,440
You just put your dick in my mouth.
406
00:39:31,860 --> 00:39:32,860
Oh, my God.
407
00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:37,820
Holy shit. Oh, shit.
408
00:39:40,170 --> 00:39:41,109
Oh, my God.
409
00:39:41,110 --> 00:39:44,350
Oh, my goodness, you guys. I need to
navigate better.
410
00:39:44,630 --> 00:39:45,630
Get your face out of my balls.
411
00:39:45,970 --> 00:39:47,130
You got this idea.
412
00:39:49,350 --> 00:39:49,988
Oh,
413
00:39:49,990 --> 00:39:57,130
shit.
414
00:39:58,550 --> 00:40:00,210
Watch your mouth.
415
00:40:00,810 --> 00:40:01,830
Oh, my God.
416
00:40:03,790 --> 00:40:06,430
Oh, shit.
417
00:40:06,630 --> 00:40:08,210
What are you doing? They keep fucking us
up.
418
00:40:11,850 --> 00:40:12,850
Fudge!
419
00:41:15,590 --> 00:41:16,970
Oh, my God.
420
00:42:32,710 --> 00:42:33,710
Oh, shit.
421
00:42:33,870 --> 00:42:34,870
Stop.
422
00:42:35,330 --> 00:42:36,530
Oh, my God.
423
00:42:37,110 --> 00:42:38,790
Put that back in there.
424
00:42:39,050 --> 00:42:40,050
Come on now.
425
00:42:43,310 --> 00:42:44,750
Keep your dick out of my mouth.
426
00:42:45,490 --> 00:42:47,550
Keep your mouth off my dick.
427
00:43:02,830 --> 00:43:03,830
Put that back in there.
428
00:43:06,510 --> 00:43:07,510
Thank them.
429
00:43:08,130 --> 00:43:09,130
What are you doing?
430
00:43:10,470 --> 00:43:11,850
Why are you sucking my dick?
431
00:43:33,710 --> 00:43:35,530
Fuck. Oh, my God.
432
00:43:35,890 --> 00:43:38,230
Why are you doing it?
433
00:43:39,030 --> 00:43:40,410
I don't need to.
434
00:44:48,980 --> 00:44:53,100
You can't come on. You can't come on.
You can't come on either.
435
00:44:55,020 --> 00:44:58,180
Oh, shit.
436
00:44:58,500 --> 00:44:59,500
It's so good, dude.
437
00:45:35,799 --> 00:45:38,160
Don't judge me, but I want you to fuck
me like you fuck her
438
00:45:38,950 --> 00:45:40,490
You don't think that would be a little
weird?
439
00:45:41,030 --> 00:45:42,030
No.
440
00:45:42,150 --> 00:45:43,150
Really?
441
00:45:43,270 --> 00:45:44,890
I want to tell mom if you want to tell
mom.
442
00:45:45,210 --> 00:45:46,210
I want to tell mom.
443
00:45:47,910 --> 00:45:48,910
Yo,
444
00:45:50,430 --> 00:45:51,430
what the fuck?
445
00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:53,250
What are you doing?
446
00:45:53,870 --> 00:45:55,850
Just go with it, you guys.
447
00:45:56,290 --> 00:45:57,290
Just go with it.
448
00:45:57,610 --> 00:45:58,670
I mean, might as well.
449
00:45:59,490 --> 00:46:02,990
Fuck it.
450
00:46:04,950 --> 00:46:05,950
Yeah?
451
00:46:07,030 --> 00:46:08,030
No.
452
00:46:15,049 --> 00:46:16,450
Bye.
453
00:49:00,780 --> 00:49:01,780
better than yours.
454
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:40,760
Oh, my goodness.
455
00:53:12,290 --> 00:53:13,950
You're such a good mother.
456
00:54:43,220 --> 00:54:44,720
He's getting back at me.
457
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:49,920
Oh, my God.
458
00:55:50,460 --> 00:55:51,460
Oh, my God.
459
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:25,280
You just live after all, right?
460
01:02:27,210 --> 01:02:28,210
I'm so done.
461
01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:55,960
How's your sister so good?
462
01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:42,320
Come over here.
463
01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:44,340
Come all over my face.
464
01:05:14,750 --> 01:05:18,150
Oh, my God.
465
01:05:19,210 --> 01:05:20,870
Oh, my God.
466
01:06:12,010 --> 01:06:13,290
Who's a fucking nerd now?
467
01:06:13,690 --> 01:06:14,750
Still you.
468
01:06:54,100 --> 01:06:57,120
I just came.
469
01:07:29,390 --> 01:07:30,470
So much fun.
470
01:07:31,310 --> 01:07:32,970
I have the best idea.
471
01:07:37,850 --> 01:07:41,270
Do you want to taste?
472
01:07:42,430 --> 01:07:43,430
Yeah.
473
01:07:48,170 --> 01:07:48,890
Your
474
01:07:48,890 --> 01:07:57,070
brother
475
01:07:57,070 --> 01:07:58,069
came alive.
476
01:07:58,070 --> 01:07:58,999
He did.
477
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:00,000
Look at you.
478
01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:08,960
Do you want to taste?
479
01:08:20,420 --> 01:08:21,500
Tastes so good.
480
01:08:21,819 --> 01:08:27,899
I definitely enjoyed myself.
481
01:08:28,390 --> 01:08:31,130
I think we're ready, but you know what?
Fuck our boyfriends.
482
01:08:32,170 --> 01:08:34,250
It's true. We have some new dick now.
483
01:08:34,550 --> 01:08:35,910
We'll fuck our brothers instead.
484
01:08:37,290 --> 01:08:39,510
Thanks for doing this with me. Thank
you.
485
01:08:40,830 --> 01:08:42,729
Best friends forever.
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