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Naughty America.
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Nobody. Nobody.
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Nobody. Does it better.
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Here you go, Matt.
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Sweet. Thank you so much, Andy.
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Yeah. Thank you so much for coming over
today.
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I really appreciate your help. Yeah, of
course. It's my pleasure. I'm almost
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done here anyway.
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Jeff said you needed some help, so it's
not a problem. Yes, thank you. I
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couldn't have done this without you.
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My tax guy retired, and I've been
procrastinating, and here we are. Now
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too late, and it's the last day, I
believe. Well, yeah, it's the last day
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submit the automatic extension, so I'm
really glad you guys called me.
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But yeah, it's called Form 48.
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6 -8, that automatically extends the
deadline to like September. So you have
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lot more time now.
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Oh, thank goodness.
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Yes. It's been super, just been, just
didn't, you know, just didn't think
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it and I could really use the extra
time. So are you going to, let's see, do
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have a lot left on this form or?
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Well, yeah, I'm almost done on my end.
Okay. Once I submit this, you'll have
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till September and.
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In the meantime, we need to start
collecting all your expenses and then
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categorizing them into travel, health,
whatever.
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Okay.
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But luckily, I already made a PDF that
makes this a lot easier. It
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breaks everything down for you, so all
you have to do is go around the house
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check things off.
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Okay. Wow, how long have you been doing
this for?
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Um, well, I got my first job when I was
16, and so I've been filing taxes since
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I was 16.
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Wow, so impressed.
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It's amazing.
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And are you going to continue to do this
in the future, you think?
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Probably. I'm going to go to college.
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Numbers just make sense.
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Wow, I love that.
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Okay, perfect.
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Um, so will you be sending me this PDF
email?
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Um, it's actually on my phone. I can
just text you. Oh, that's perfect. Okay.
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Um, actually, I don't have my phone. Um,
why don't I go grab it?
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Yeah, sure.
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Okay, I'll be right back. I just sent it
to you.
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Hey, did you get the folder?
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I did.
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It's a lot bigger than I thought.
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No, it should be... It should be pretty
straightforward.
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I don't know. It's quite the package.
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Thanks. I mean, I did make it myself.
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I mean... I don't know. It looked pretty
hard to me.
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No, it's not that hard.
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It looked intimidating at first, but
what...
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You, like, try it. It gets a lot easier.
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Really? Well, maybe you can show me how
to use it.
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I mean, yeah, sure.
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Yeah? Alright.
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This is what you sent me.
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Oh, fuck. I'm so sorry. Oh my god.
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Fuck, that's not at all the photos I
sent you.
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Photos? Fuck. I am so sorry.
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Oh, fuck.
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It's a lot bigger than I thought.
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I'm... Sorry, I didn't mean to send you
those photos.
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They're so embarrassing.
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Fuck. Really, it's okay.
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It's fine.
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I can send you the right files if you
want, but just please don't tell Jeff
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about this.
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Well, I'd love to show you my
appreciation.
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It, uh...
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Kind of turned me on, those vows you
sent me, actually.
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What? Yeah.
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I, uh, I kind of liked looking at those.
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I don't, I don't know what to say.
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Well,
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why don't you let me show you how much I
appreciate your help today?
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Are you serious?
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Yes, I'm very serious.
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What about Jeff?
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Hmm.
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Don't worry about him.
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Um.
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Alright. Yeah?
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Hmm. Why don't you undo this?
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Let me thank you properly.
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Are you sure about this?
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I'm very sure.
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Let me show you how appreciative I am.
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This is lovely.
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Fuck.
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So impressed, Matt.
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Yeah, you like it?
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Mm -hmm.
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Wow.
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So hard.
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So that's what you were talking about.
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That's exactly what I was talking about.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, that looks so good.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah.
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Hmm.
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Yes. Oh, fuck.
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Oh, shit.
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Max, you're so hard for me.
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Oh, my God.
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Fuck, you're so hard.
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Yeah you like it
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Good. Oh, my God.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, my God, yes.
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Oh, you're naughty, aren't you?
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Wow, it's on my throat.
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Yeah, get a nice and wet.
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Fuck. Fuck.
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Oh,
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fuck.
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Yeah.
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You like that?
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Yes, you like that, Matt?
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That looks so good.
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Much better than doing my taxes right
now, isn't it?
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Like when I stick your cock between my
tits. Oh, I fucking love it.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God. Oh, yes.
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Oh, shit.
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This is crazy.
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Is it?
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Oh, my God.
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I don't know what the fuck I'm going to
taste, you know? Yes.
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Oh,
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you know just what to do, don't you?
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Yeah.
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Hold this back
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I didn't see it this day turning out to
be like this.
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So bad it did.
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Oh my god, I've been dreaming about this
for years.
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Oh, you're
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just a naughty tax man, aren't you?
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh my god, I'll do your taxes every
year.
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Yes, I'll make sure to come over every
year.
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You feel so good.
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Oh, my God, your cock fills me right up.
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Mm -hmm.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh. Oh, just like... Oh, yes. Yes.
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You like it?
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You like sticking your cock inside me?
Mm -hmm.
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Oh, yes. Make me cum all over you,
please.
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Yes.
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Holy shit, I look so good.
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You look so good.
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Oh, you're looking so good.
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Yes, just like that.
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Yeah.
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Mm -hmm.
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Mm -hmm. Oh, fuck.
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Take my shoes off for me.
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
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What a gentleman.
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Anytime.
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Why don't you stand up for me? Yeah.
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Oh, fuck.
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Shit.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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Yes.
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Shit. Yes. Oh, fuck. Yes.
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Yeah, that feels great. Yeah, I like
your talk inside me.
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Oh, fuck.
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Yes, yes.
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Oh,
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shit.
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Yeah.
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Oh, fuck. It feels so good. Yeah.
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such a pretty pussy. Oh, thank you.
You're cock and side.
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Oh.
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Should I sit back on top of you?
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Yes, please.
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Let's see this booty back on me.
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is like that.
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Fuck.
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Oh my god, you're so deep, Max.
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You're so deep.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god.
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Yeah.
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Spread it.
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Spread these cheeks. Oh my god.
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That's just us.
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Yeah My
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god
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Thank you so much for helping me out
today
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I'll do your taxes every year.
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Yes, I'm expecting it now.
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You're a wonderful tax man.
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Yeah, of course.
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Tell my friend Jeff I said hi when he
gets home. Oh, I will.
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Naughty America.
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Nobody. Nobody.
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Nobody. Does it better.
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