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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,101 --> 00:00:04,371 [bright music] 2 00:00:14,582 --> 00:00:17,852 [suspenseful music] 3 00:00:28,596 --> 00:00:31,498 [bright orchestral music] 4 00:00:35,904 --> 00:00:36,971 [goat bleats] 5 00:00:48,181 --> 00:00:49,349 [goat bleats] 6 00:00:55,289 --> 00:00:56,223 [goat bleats] 7 00:01:09,537 --> 00:01:10,538 [goat bleats] 8 00:01:30,992 --> 00:01:34,662 [Lyla exhales] As we enter tree pose, 9 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:36,363 we accept the earth's energy. 10 00:01:38,298 --> 00:01:40,602 Let it surge through you from the ground 11 00:01:41,836 --> 00:01:43,203 up into your fingertips. 12 00:01:44,005 --> 00:01:45,039 Hey, shoo. 13 00:01:48,543 --> 00:01:52,780 And let's come back down and let's finish in child's pose. 14 00:01:54,082 --> 00:01:55,182 And down. 15 00:01:56,951 --> 00:01:58,218 Very good. 16 00:01:59,887 --> 00:02:03,223 Reach back and grab the heels of your feet. 17 00:02:04,726 --> 00:02:07,996 [goat bleats] 18 00:02:08,096 --> 00:02:11,032 [Lyla exhales] Find your breath. 19 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:15,202 [Lyla exhales] 20 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:18,740 Surrender your stress and tension. 21 00:02:21,408 --> 00:02:24,545 [Lyla] Let your worries and fears... 22 00:02:24,646 --> 00:02:27,749 drip off your shoulders like rain. 23 00:02:27,849 --> 00:02:30,652 [urine trickles] 24 00:02:30,752 --> 00:02:36,223 [Lyla] Let your ego drop, like stones in a flowing river. 25 00:02:38,059 --> 00:02:40,028 -Namaste. -Namaste. 26 00:02:40,128 --> 00:02:42,030 Tina! Thanks for coming to my class. 27 00:02:42,130 --> 00:02:44,098 -What'd you think? -I got pooped on. 28 00:02:44,197 --> 00:02:45,533 Wow. You're so lucky. 29 00:02:45,633 --> 00:02:47,234 -I am? -Yeah! It's a great honor 30 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:48,736 to have a goat be that relaxed with you. 31 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:50,470 -Namaste. -Namaste. 32 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:53,007 That's what my boss told me to say. 33 00:02:53,107 --> 00:02:54,609 [Tina chuckles] Anyway, 34 00:02:54,709 --> 00:02:55,777 thanks for wearing the pants. 35 00:02:55,877 --> 00:02:57,078 I really appreciate it. 36 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:59,814 No, thank you. They're super cute. 37 00:02:59,981 --> 00:03:01,149 Namaste. 38 00:03:01,248 --> 00:03:02,315 Do you think that they'd sell them 39 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:04,152 in the studio shop area? 40 00:03:04,284 --> 00:03:07,287 You know, Namaste. I don't see why not. 41 00:03:07,387 --> 00:03:08,589 I'll ask Barb about it. 42 00:03:08,690 --> 00:03:10,490 Oh, my God. You are the best. 43 00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:12,225 No, I love you. I appreciate this so much. 44 00:03:12,325 --> 00:03:13,360 [Lyla] I love you, too. 45 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:15,395 -You're the best. -Okay. 46 00:03:15,495 --> 00:03:19,366 [bright music] 47 00:03:25,472 --> 00:03:28,308 [horn honks] 48 00:03:56,771 --> 00:03:59,674 [paper rustles] 49 00:04:03,343 --> 00:04:07,081 And that is the beauty of the Slender Slim System! 50 00:04:07,181 --> 00:04:11,686 You do zero work, but you lose mega pounds. 51 00:04:13,286 --> 00:04:14,756 No, [chuckles] Diana. 52 00:04:14,856 --> 00:04:18,793 I don't think you're truly grasping it, Diana. 53 00:04:18,893 --> 00:04:21,529 Diana. That is a lovely name, by the way. 54 00:04:21,629 --> 00:04:23,798 -Where's Sasha? -Shh! 55 00:04:24,866 --> 00:04:26,333 I'm so sorry about that, Diana. 56 00:04:28,202 --> 00:04:29,670 Diana? 57 00:04:29,771 --> 00:04:31,371 Hello? 58 00:04:31,471 --> 00:04:32,940 Hell-- 59 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,842 God damn it! 60 00:04:35,209 --> 00:04:37,178 [gentle music] 61 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,846 What're doing in here? 62 00:04:40,313 --> 00:04:41,414 Oh. 63 00:04:42,183 --> 00:04:43,918 Oh, gross. Come on. 64 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:49,157 [Lloyd] Hey, I was this close to making that sale. 65 00:04:49,257 --> 00:04:50,725 This close. 66 00:04:50,825 --> 00:04:52,160 You know I hate it when you do that. 67 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,294 You can't leave babies alone in bathtubs. 68 00:04:54,394 --> 00:04:56,463 -What if she would've drowned? -Did she? 69 00:04:56,564 --> 00:04:59,399 Did she drown? There's not even any water in the tub. 70 00:04:59,499 --> 00:05:02,036 But did I not make my sale? Did I? 71 00:05:02,136 --> 00:05:04,172 She was sitting in her own poop, Lloyd. 72 00:05:07,074 --> 00:05:08,242 Where? 73 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:10,912 Hey, you promised me you'd do better. 74 00:05:11,012 --> 00:05:12,312 This is really disappointing. 75 00:05:12,412 --> 00:05:14,282 Here we go again. Another fight 76 00:05:14,381 --> 00:05:16,117 where you are upset about something 77 00:05:16,217 --> 00:05:19,720 that could have, but did not happen! 78 00:05:20,054 --> 00:05:23,356 Instead of being satisfied with the reality of the situation. 79 00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:25,660 Your daughter was sitting in her own filth, Lloyd. 80 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:27,595 Is that not reality enough for you? 81 00:05:27,695 --> 00:05:29,931 [baby crying] 82 00:05:30,031 --> 00:05:32,266 Whatever. Sorry. 83 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:34,535 I want you to mean it and not just say it to shut me up. 84 00:05:34,635 --> 00:05:36,137 Will you grab me a carrot? 85 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:41,509 Then I am sorry from the bottom of my heart. 86 00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:45,079 We need more beer. 87 00:05:45,179 --> 00:05:46,547 I don't know if we can afford it. 88 00:05:46,647 --> 00:05:48,415 Things are really tight this month. 89 00:05:48,516 --> 00:05:52,385 Money, money, money, money. 90 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:56,257 You know, we'd have more money if you'd let me make my sale. 91 00:05:57,058 --> 00:06:00,728 You sell any furry pants today? 92 00:06:00,828 --> 00:06:03,097 [sighs] I have to pee. Can you feed her? 93 00:06:10,104 --> 00:06:13,473 [melancholy piano music] 94 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:29,690 [phone thuds] 95 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:32,326 [sighs] 96 00:06:50,678 --> 00:06:54,282 [sewing machine clacks] 97 00:06:54,382 --> 00:06:56,350 -Mom? -Hey, Tina. 98 00:06:56,449 --> 00:06:58,085 Your mom can't come to the phone right now. 99 00:06:58,185 --> 00:07:00,688 Her hands are all gunky, covered with salmon. [growls] 100 00:07:00,788 --> 00:07:04,325 [giggles] Hi, honey! I want a pair of those fluffy pants. 101 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,027 Oh, and one for Jocelyn, too. 102 00:07:06,127 --> 00:07:07,662 -Okay. -Mama, mama! 103 00:07:07,762 --> 00:07:11,498 I'm sorry to put this on you, but the rent is due, 104 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:13,401 and I don't have the money to pay it. 105 00:07:13,501 --> 00:07:15,770 [sighs] Okay. 106 00:07:15,870 --> 00:07:18,940 We have been down this road before. Haven't we, Tina? 107 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:20,508 I get it, Gary. 108 00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:23,744 I do, but if I don't get that rent money, then- 109 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:25,947 -Is everything okay? -Oh, everything's fine, dear. 110 00:07:26,047 --> 00:07:27,214 She's just calling to say hello. 111 00:07:27,315 --> 00:07:29,016 That's not true! I need money! 112 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:30,685 You too, Tina! Have a good night. 113 00:07:30,785 --> 00:07:31,786 I love you! 114 00:07:31,886 --> 00:07:33,154 [phone bleeps] 115 00:07:35,289 --> 00:07:37,625 [laughs] 116 00:07:39,894 --> 00:07:42,830 [Tina] If we push power and gas to next month again, 117 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:44,899 and maybe we can cancel the cell phone plan, 118 00:07:44,999 --> 00:07:47,268 ask for a refund, and just restart it after we pay rent, 119 00:07:47,368 --> 00:07:48,569 and then we can stay another month. 120 00:07:48,970 --> 00:07:51,272 Except the insurance payment is due as well. 121 00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:53,607 Is that a new phone? 122 00:07:53,708 --> 00:07:55,076 [Sasha cries] 123 00:07:55,176 --> 00:07:56,210 Yeah. 124 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:57,878 -Lloyd! -I'm a salesman, okay? 125 00:07:57,979 --> 00:07:59,080 So... 126 00:07:59,180 --> 00:08:01,515 Image. It's an investment. 127 00:08:01,615 --> 00:08:04,085 You think going from an 11 to a 12 is a good investment? 128 00:08:04,185 --> 00:08:05,653 It's gonna be fine. 129 00:08:05,753 --> 00:08:07,355 You know, it's not gonna be fine. 130 00:08:07,455 --> 00:08:08,622 We got an eviction notice. 131 00:08:15,830 --> 00:08:20,034 Can we just go inside and try to have a nice time, please? 132 00:08:21,002 --> 00:08:23,904 Okay, but I don't think this conversation is over. 133 00:08:24,005 --> 00:08:26,340 We need to talk seriously about our finances. 134 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:28,876 I just miss when we didn't only talk 135 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:31,145 about money and the baby. 136 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:36,684 -Lyla! -[Lyla] Hey! 137 00:08:38,786 --> 00:08:40,821 [water splashes] 138 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:45,393 Oh! You do not know how much I needed this. Thank you, guys. 139 00:08:45,493 --> 00:08:46,794 You got it, broham. 140 00:08:47,128 --> 00:08:48,362 [Lyla] You guys sure you don't wanna come in? 141 00:08:48,462 --> 00:08:49,663 Water's warm! 142 00:08:49,764 --> 00:08:51,799 Yeah, I'm okay. You guys enjoy it. 143 00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:54,668 Like I was saying, demand has been through the roof. 144 00:08:54,769 --> 00:08:58,439 They're expanding my schedule, and I get a nice little pay bump along with it! 145 00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:00,574 I'm so proud of you, babe. 146 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:01,475 [Lyla giggles] 147 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:03,778 So, it's goat yoga? 148 00:09:03,878 --> 00:09:06,614 Like living goats, right? 149 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:07,982 I mean, how does that work? 150 00:09:08,082 --> 00:09:09,583 Well, they're super cute. 151 00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:11,786 They bounce around and they help you connect 152 00:09:11,886 --> 00:09:13,854 and, you know, connect to your center. 153 00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:15,122 Tina came. 154 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:17,691 Oh, and a goat pooped on her. 155 00:09:17,792 --> 00:09:18,659 [group laughs] 156 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:19,794 Are you serious? 157 00:09:19,894 --> 00:09:21,530 It was so gross. 158 00:09:21,629 --> 00:09:23,564 Oh, man. I wish I would've seen that. 159 00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:27,401 Um, hey, were you gonna talk to Barb about the pants? 160 00:09:27,502 --> 00:09:28,702 Oh, yeah, and we're all set. 161 00:09:28,803 --> 00:09:30,671 Oh, my God. Did you hear that? 162 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:32,706 I'm gonna be a one-woman factory and make a bunch. 163 00:09:32,807 --> 00:09:34,775 Yeah, they're so cute. They'll sell, for sure. 164 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:37,912 Not like those ugly furry ones, right? [laughs] 165 00:09:38,012 --> 00:09:39,313 You guys should've seen those. 166 00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:42,183 [Lyla mumbles] 167 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:47,621 [Lloyd chuckles] 168 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:49,757 [gunfire and music from TV] 169 00:09:49,857 --> 00:09:50,925 Honey? 170 00:09:52,293 --> 00:09:53,861 Uh, please. 171 00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:57,998 You okay, babe? Your energy feels... 172 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,537 You ever feel like you're being pushed into a little ball? 173 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:04,605 Like you're at the bottom of the ocean and all the weight 174 00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:06,607 of all the water is bearing down on you. 175 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,209 Except, it's not water. 176 00:10:08,309 --> 00:10:10,945 It's responsibility, 177 00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:12,581 and doubt, 178 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,215 and anger, 179 00:10:14,315 --> 00:10:15,649 resentment, 180 00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:16,750 fear. 181 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:22,756 Not really, but things will work out for you. You'll see. 182 00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:27,228 If we don't pay our rent tomorrow, we're gonna be evicted. 183 00:10:27,328 --> 00:10:28,229 [Lloyd] Ooh! 184 00:10:28,329 --> 00:10:29,363 Nice kill. 185 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:30,831 [chuckles] 186 00:10:31,232 --> 00:10:32,700 And he doesn't... 187 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,936 I'm sorry, this is ugly of me, but do you think that-- 188 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:39,206 Tina, you're too in your head about the future. 189 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:42,409 You need to be more in the now. Like the goats. 190 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:44,445 The goats? 191 00:10:44,546 --> 00:10:46,515 Goats don't worry about the future 192 00:10:46,615 --> 00:10:47,848 or dwell in the past. 193 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:50,451 They're relaxed and present in the moment. 194 00:10:50,552 --> 00:10:52,319 They just are. 195 00:10:53,888 --> 00:10:55,990 But I'm not a goat. I'm a human. 196 00:10:57,592 --> 00:10:59,594 [sighs] I was just saying. Jeez. 197 00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:07,401 [gentle music] 198 00:11:15,376 --> 00:11:18,245 [Sasha cries] 199 00:11:19,313 --> 00:11:21,015 Can you get her? 200 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:24,785 [Sasha cries] 201 00:11:25,286 --> 00:11:27,221 Lloyd, can you please get her? 202 00:11:29,290 --> 00:11:30,157 Lloyd? 203 00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:38,032 [Tina] It's okay. 204 00:11:38,132 --> 00:11:39,166 Come here. 205 00:11:39,934 --> 00:11:41,035 Come here. 206 00:12:18,239 --> 00:12:19,608 [knocks on door] 207 00:12:19,708 --> 00:12:21,875 [Landlord] You gotta pay up or get out, Tina. 208 00:12:21,976 --> 00:12:23,978 I just got a huge order for new pants, 209 00:12:24,078 --> 00:12:26,280 so as soon as the supplier pays, I'll have your money. 210 00:12:26,380 --> 00:12:28,249 So, you don't have the rent money? 211 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:31,252 [landlord sighs] 212 00:12:31,352 --> 00:12:34,955 [gentle music continues] 213 00:12:44,666 --> 00:12:46,100 Looks like it's gonna be just you and me 214 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,602 for a little while, kiddo. 215 00:12:53,407 --> 00:12:55,809 Things are gonna turn around, though. I just know it. 216 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:58,546 [engine struggles] 217 00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:02,283 I said things are gonna turn around, though. I just know it. 218 00:13:02,383 --> 00:13:04,485 [engine struggles] 219 00:13:04,586 --> 00:13:08,322 I said things are gonna turn around though. I just know it! 220 00:13:08,422 --> 00:13:09,423 [screams] 221 00:13:09,524 --> 00:13:12,627 [Sasha cries] 222 00:13:13,327 --> 00:13:15,764 I got kicked out! So I've come to visit with you guys. 223 00:13:16,497 --> 00:13:17,865 [screams] 224 00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:23,505 You know she can't stay here, right? 225 00:13:23,605 --> 00:13:25,272 Oh, I don't see why not. 226 00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:28,610 Because if we let her stay now, she'll never leave. 227 00:13:28,710 --> 00:13:31,111 Baby. You're being so dramatic. 228 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:33,113 She's hurting. 229 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:35,916 If we coddle her now, it'll only hurt her further. 230 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:38,620 She needs to learn how to face the world as an adult. 231 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,054 -Not a child. -[sighs] 232 00:13:40,154 --> 00:13:42,691 What she needs is love and compassion 233 00:13:42,791 --> 00:13:45,359 from her mommy and step-daddy. 234 00:13:45,459 --> 00:13:46,860 -Baby. -Aww. 235 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,697 -Baby. -Baby. 236 00:13:48,797 --> 00:13:51,566 I've seen what her vibe does to you. 237 00:13:51,666 --> 00:13:53,233 I only want what's best for you. 238 00:13:53,334 --> 00:13:54,835 -Aww. -And her. 239 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,203 You're so thoughtful. 240 00:13:57,171 --> 00:13:58,205 My polar bear. 241 00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:00,407 [growls] 242 00:14:00,508 --> 00:14:01,909 [giggles] 243 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:06,413 Oh. You're sitting like a big girl! 244 00:14:06,514 --> 00:14:09,950 You're sitting like a big girl. Look at you. 245 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:13,755 Where's your little cheek? Do you know where your cheek is? 246 00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,824 There's your cheek, right there. 247 00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:18,192 Where's your nose? Show me your nose again. 248 00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:20,562 That's your mouth! Where's your nose? 249 00:14:20,662 --> 00:14:21,495 Nose. 250 00:14:21,596 --> 00:14:23,798 Nose! Yay! [giggles] 251 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,132 -You're so good with her. -[Pam chuckles] 252 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:27,935 She's my little ooky booky! 253 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,537 Are you my little ooky booky? 254 00:14:29,637 --> 00:14:31,338 -[Sasha cooes] -[Pam] Ooh! 255 00:14:32,106 --> 00:14:35,075 [gentle chime music] 256 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:39,146 Okay. 257 00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:43,016 Hey, I know you're not happy about this arrangement. 258 00:14:43,117 --> 00:14:44,619 -But I promise- -Tina, you're family. 259 00:14:44,719 --> 00:14:46,120 You can stay as long as you like, 260 00:14:46,420 --> 00:14:48,823 but I want you out of here as soon as possible. 261 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:51,091 [gentle music] 262 00:14:55,162 --> 00:15:00,100 [sewing machine clacks] 263 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:07,542 [Tina sighs] 264 00:15:07,642 --> 00:15:14,381 [phone vibrates] 265 00:15:17,685 --> 00:15:20,220 [sighs] 266 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,658 Oh, my God, Lyla, you are never gonna believe 267 00:15:23,758 --> 00:15:25,827 the shit time I've had since I left your house, 268 00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:29,296 but I am pleased to report I've got all the pants ready. 269 00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:30,665 [Lyla] Oh, bummer. 270 00:15:30,765 --> 00:15:31,900 You're telling me. 271 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:33,434 Uh, no, because 272 00:15:33,535 --> 00:15:34,935 I talked to Barb again, and it turns out 273 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,504 we actually have an exclusive deal 274 00:15:36,604 --> 00:15:38,205 to sell lululemon apparel at the store. 275 00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:39,774 So, we can't sell your pants, but... 276 00:15:39,874 --> 00:15:42,376 why don't you and Lloyd come back over for dinner 277 00:15:42,476 --> 00:15:44,311 and we can drown your sorrows in a bottle of wine? 278 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:45,580 Well, he, uh... 279 00:15:47,882 --> 00:15:48,949 I gotta go. 280 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,955 [sighs] 281 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,498 Oh. Yeah, sure, just lie in bed all day. 282 00:16:04,599 --> 00:16:06,801 It's not like this is my office or anything. 283 00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:31,058 [goat bleating] 284 00:16:31,926 --> 00:16:35,797 -[eerie music] -[goat continues bleating] 285 00:16:35,897 --> 00:16:37,998 [Lyla's voice] You're too in your head about the future. 286 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:41,401 You need to be more in the now. Like the goats. 287 00:16:41,503 --> 00:16:45,272 -Goats, goats, goats, goats. -[goats bleating] 288 00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:46,440 15. 289 00:16:46,541 --> 00:16:48,141 16. 290 00:16:48,242 --> 00:16:49,476 17. 291 00:16:49,577 --> 00:16:51,011 18. 292 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:53,480 Mom? I need you to take care of Sasha for me. 293 00:16:53,581 --> 00:16:54,682 I'm doing my kegels. 294 00:16:54,782 --> 00:16:57,251 Please? I need this right now. 295 00:16:57,351 --> 00:16:58,820 Is everything okay? You're worrying me. 296 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:01,488 Yeah, everything's fine. Just please take her? 297 00:17:01,589 --> 00:17:03,423 [Pam] Okay, let's go see the whale. 298 00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:05,693 And you'll take good care of her? 299 00:17:05,793 --> 00:17:07,027 [chuckles] Of course I will, honey. 300 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:09,363 I can't believe you're asking me that. 301 00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:11,799 You be good, okay? 302 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:14,702 -Mommy loves you. -[Pam] Okay, say bye-bye. 303 00:17:14,802 --> 00:17:15,737 Say bye-bye. 304 00:17:15,837 --> 00:17:17,939 My little bubba chubba. 305 00:17:31,686 --> 00:17:35,155 [sewing machine clacks] 306 00:17:40,762 --> 00:17:45,833 -[eerie orchestral music] -[sewing machine clacks] 307 00:18:09,624 --> 00:18:10,992 Where's the puppy? 308 00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:12,827 -Where's the puppy? -Here? 309 00:18:12,927 --> 00:18:15,029 That's not a puppy! 310 00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:17,397 Where's the little lamb? 311 00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:20,200 Where's the little lamb? There's a little lamb! 312 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,704 Where's the mommy? Where's the mommy? 313 00:18:23,838 --> 00:18:26,641 Gary, it's nice we get to spend time 314 00:18:26,741 --> 00:18:28,776 with our little granddaughter! 315 00:18:28,876 --> 00:18:30,812 Yeah, a little time's nice, but uh, 316 00:18:30,912 --> 00:18:32,412 it's gone on quite a while. 317 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:35,817 -I'm going. -Yeah. 318 00:18:35,917 --> 00:18:38,418 You know, you're right, actually. 319 00:18:38,519 --> 00:18:41,022 I'm gonna go find Tina. Come on, let's go find Mommy. 320 00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:43,825 Come on, let's go find Mommy! We're gonna get her, yeah. 321 00:18:44,626 --> 00:18:46,661 Let's go find Mommy! 322 00:18:46,761 --> 00:18:50,698 Let's go find your mommy, princess. Where is she? 323 00:18:50,798 --> 00:18:51,899 Tina? 324 00:18:53,935 --> 00:18:55,003 Tina? 325 00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:02,977 Are you in the potty? 326 00:19:03,077 --> 00:19:04,444 No. 327 00:19:04,545 --> 00:19:05,580 Tina? 328 00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:15,823 -[child laughs] -[dog barks] 329 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:17,725 Gary? 330 00:19:17,825 --> 00:19:19,627 Gary. 331 00:19:19,727 --> 00:19:22,396 I think I need your help. Something's wrong with Tina. 332 00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:25,566 You could've used my help 30 years ago, when you were raising that child. 333 00:19:25,667 --> 00:19:28,603 Excuse me? I did the very best I could, thank you very much. 334 00:19:28,703 --> 00:19:31,039 It was not easy raising her as a single-- 335 00:19:31,139 --> 00:19:33,206 Anyway, that's not the point. The point is, 336 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:34,742 I need your help, Gary! Get off your ass! 337 00:19:34,842 --> 00:19:38,980 [suspenseful orchestral music] 338 00:19:41,115 --> 00:19:44,552 [bright whimsical music] 339 00:19:57,999 --> 00:19:59,734 Honey? 340 00:19:59,834 --> 00:20:01,502 What are you doing out here? 341 00:20:01,602 --> 00:20:03,771 Just enjoying the sunshine. 342 00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:06,007 Why are you dressed like that? 343 00:20:06,107 --> 00:20:07,374 I'm a goat. 344 00:20:07,975 --> 00:20:12,714 [laughs] I get it! That's--that's funny. 345 00:20:12,814 --> 00:20:14,414 It's not meant to be. 346 00:20:14,816 --> 00:20:17,085 Oh, then I guess I don't get it. 347 00:20:17,185 --> 00:20:19,854 There's nothing to get. I'm a goat. 348 00:20:19,954 --> 00:20:22,690 [sighs] No, Tina, you're not. 349 00:20:22,790 --> 00:20:25,258 You're Tina. Not a goat. 350 00:20:28,796 --> 00:20:31,132 Tina, the goat. 351 00:20:31,532 --> 00:20:33,835 -[sighs] -Okay, Tina, this is cute. 352 00:20:33,935 --> 00:20:36,269 But our neighbors may be watching, 353 00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:37,839 so now it's time to come in. 354 00:20:37,939 --> 00:20:41,042 I wanna stay here, so I will. 355 00:20:41,142 --> 00:20:42,610 Uh... [chuckles] 356 00:20:42,710 --> 00:20:45,646 What about baby Sasha? She--she wants her mommy. 357 00:20:45,747 --> 00:20:49,483 That is a human, and I'm a goat. 358 00:20:49,584 --> 00:20:52,153 Yeah, it'd be pretty reckless and irresponsible of you 359 00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:55,056 to leave a human child with a goat, don't you think? 360 00:20:55,156 --> 00:20:56,456 Oh. 361 00:20:56,557 --> 00:20:59,426 Who knows what could happen to her? 362 00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:05,499 [Tina bleats] 363 00:21:06,868 --> 00:21:10,037 This is by far the most bizarre thing she's ever done. 364 00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:12,039 -[phone rings] -Honey, what are we gonna do? 365 00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:13,541 We're gonna send her to the damn loony bin. 366 00:21:13,641 --> 00:21:14,942 That's what we're gonna do. 367 00:21:15,042 --> 00:21:16,878 [Pam] Honey, she's just having a hard time. 368 00:21:16,978 --> 00:21:18,880 She just needs a good night's sleep. 369 00:21:18,980 --> 00:21:20,915 Pam, she's acting like a goat. 370 00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:23,383 Hi! 371 00:21:24,051 --> 00:21:26,486 Yeah, no, no. No, that's my stepdaughter, she's fine. 372 00:21:26,587 --> 00:21:29,157 She's doing one of those art installation things. 373 00:21:29,257 --> 00:21:32,059 [chuckles] Yeah, I know. Yeah, right? Thanks. Bye. 374 00:21:32,593 --> 00:21:35,395 -[sighs] That was the neighborhood watch. -Get her in the car right away. 375 00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:37,165 We're taking her to see Dr. Morvareed. 376 00:21:37,265 --> 00:21:39,499 Dr. Morvareed. He'll fix her right up. 377 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:43,470 [suspenseful orchestral music] 378 00:21:44,272 --> 00:21:46,007 Okay, Tina! 379 00:21:46,107 --> 00:21:48,776 We're gonna go on a nice little trip in the car. 380 00:21:48,876 --> 00:21:49,911 Why don't you come with us? 381 00:21:50,011 --> 00:21:51,646 I got a lot going on, 382 00:21:51,746 --> 00:21:53,014 so I think I'll just stay right here. 383 00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:56,083 But you're not actually doing anything. [chuckles] 384 00:21:56,184 --> 00:21:58,119 I know. Isn't it great? 385 00:21:58,219 --> 00:22:00,555 Tina, why don't you get in the car? 386 00:22:00,655 --> 00:22:02,990 -[bleats] -You're gonna get in the car, right this instant, 387 00:22:03,090 --> 00:22:04,659 and go see the doctor, young lady! 388 00:22:04,759 --> 00:22:07,228 Goats don't see doctors. They see veterinarians. 389 00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:10,031 That is it, Tina! You're going to get in the car. 390 00:22:10,131 --> 00:22:11,666 Don't mess with me, old man, 391 00:22:11,766 --> 00:22:13,768 unless you want a taste of my horns. 392 00:22:13,868 --> 00:22:15,102 [Gary] Oh, okay. Come on, you're... 393 00:22:15,203 --> 00:22:16,537 -[screams] -[Gary] Oh, stop that! 394 00:22:16,637 --> 00:22:18,506 Get in the car! 395 00:22:18,606 --> 00:22:19,674 [Gary grunts] 396 00:22:19,774 --> 00:22:22,076 [Gary groans] 397 00:22:22,176 --> 00:22:23,911 My gonads! 398 00:22:24,011 --> 00:22:25,780 [screams] 399 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,550 [Gary groans] 400 00:22:33,554 --> 00:22:34,322 [Pam] Tina. 401 00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:35,790 You have a visitor. 402 00:22:35,890 --> 00:22:37,992 [Dr. Morvareed] Hello. I'm Dr. Morvareed. 403 00:22:38,092 --> 00:22:40,161 [Tina snorts] 404 00:22:40,261 --> 00:22:41,562 [Pam] Tina! don't be rude. 405 00:22:41,662 --> 00:22:43,731 [Dr. Morvareed] Oh, that's perfectly all right. 406 00:22:43,831 --> 00:22:46,200 Could I bother you for some tea, please? 407 00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:47,869 -[Pam] It's my pleasure. -[Dr. Morvareed] Thank you. 408 00:22:49,003 --> 00:22:50,571 So, uh... 409 00:22:50,671 --> 00:22:52,439 You are a goat, huh? 410 00:22:52,540 --> 00:22:54,208 Yep. 411 00:22:54,308 --> 00:22:58,946 And, uh, have you always been a goat, or uh, 412 00:22:59,046 --> 00:23:00,615 this is a new thing? 413 00:23:00,715 --> 00:23:02,350 It's new. Being a human sucks, 414 00:23:02,449 --> 00:23:04,518 so I decided to become a goat instead. 415 00:23:04,619 --> 00:23:06,287 Why a goat? 416 00:23:06,419 --> 00:23:08,388 Why not a... 417 00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:10,490 A horse, or a bird? 418 00:23:10,591 --> 00:23:12,627 Why are you a human? 419 00:23:12,727 --> 00:23:15,229 Are you confronted by my question? 420 00:23:15,329 --> 00:23:16,797 [Tina] Goats don't get confronted. 421 00:23:17,832 --> 00:23:22,136 So, you are a human pretending to be a goat. 422 00:23:22,236 --> 00:23:24,437 Not actually a goat, right? 423 00:23:24,538 --> 00:23:26,674 I mean, I guess I'm pretending in the same way 424 00:23:26,774 --> 00:23:29,577 as when I was human I was pretending to be human. 425 00:23:29,677 --> 00:23:30,711 Okay. 426 00:23:31,444 --> 00:23:32,914 You like being a goat? 427 00:23:33,014 --> 00:23:35,249 [chuckles] Yeah, it's the best. 428 00:23:35,349 --> 00:23:37,184 Why don't you tell me what it is 429 00:23:37,285 --> 00:23:39,921 that you like about being a goat? 430 00:23:41,222 --> 00:23:43,490 Have you been around goats before? 431 00:23:43,591 --> 00:23:45,626 They get to just frolic in the sun, 432 00:23:45,726 --> 00:23:47,128 and do whatever they want. 433 00:23:47,228 --> 00:23:49,196 They've got no responsibilities of any kind. 434 00:23:49,297 --> 00:23:50,965 They just eat and poop. 435 00:23:51,699 --> 00:23:56,103 That sounds nice, but it's sort of, uh, limiting. 436 00:23:56,203 --> 00:23:58,139 Not really a full life. 437 00:23:58,239 --> 00:24:00,641 I don't see it that way, but you're free to. 438 00:24:00,741 --> 00:24:01,976 Oh, by the way, your mother told me 439 00:24:02,076 --> 00:24:04,245 that you have a one-year-old. 440 00:24:04,345 --> 00:24:07,882 It's hard raising a child. 441 00:24:08,716 --> 00:24:10,284 [Tina] Do you have kids? 442 00:24:10,384 --> 00:24:11,519 [Dr. Morvareed] One. 443 00:24:11,819 --> 00:24:13,821 My wife had a hard time for a while, 444 00:24:13,921 --> 00:24:17,625 but eventually, things evened out for her. 445 00:24:20,161 --> 00:24:22,196 Uh... [clears throat] 446 00:24:22,296 --> 00:24:24,999 Do you feel depressed? 447 00:24:25,099 --> 00:24:26,434 Not anymore. 448 00:24:26,968 --> 00:24:29,503 [crunching] 449 00:24:32,940 --> 00:24:36,377 The feathers went everywhere. My kitchen's a mess. My house is a mess, Gary. 450 00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:38,612 It's becoming kind of obvious. Isn't it, honey? 451 00:24:38,713 --> 00:24:42,482 -Baby, come on. -[Pam sighs, gasps] Doctor. 452 00:24:42,583 --> 00:24:44,919 Doctor, is she crazy? What do you think? 453 00:24:45,019 --> 00:24:49,757 Well, she's definitely having a minor psychotic episode. 454 00:24:49,857 --> 00:24:53,493 Likely brought on by depression and stress. 455 00:24:53,594 --> 00:24:57,798 But she does not seem to be a danger to herself or to others. 456 00:24:57,898 --> 00:25:00,534 -Tell that to my testicles. -Can you fix it? 457 00:25:01,502 --> 00:25:03,838 -His testicle? -No! My daughter. 458 00:25:03,938 --> 00:25:06,407 Oh, she seems to be aware of what she's doing. 459 00:25:06,507 --> 00:25:10,277 -Like I said, not a threat. -I looked it up online. 460 00:25:10,378 --> 00:25:13,748 It seems like she's displaying major lycanthropic delusions. 461 00:25:13,848 --> 00:25:15,950 I mean, we should probably institutionalize her, right? 462 00:25:16,050 --> 00:25:18,552 We are not institutionalizing her, Gary! 463 00:25:18,652 --> 00:25:22,590 [Dr. Morvareed] Well, in Tina's case, I think she just needs 464 00:25:22,690 --> 00:25:25,826 anti-depression and a break, honestly. 465 00:25:25,926 --> 00:25:27,294 -A break? -Yeah, 466 00:25:27,395 --> 00:25:29,196 she's gone through a lot of hardships, 467 00:25:29,296 --> 00:25:33,768 and needs time to reflect and process. 468 00:25:33,868 --> 00:25:37,038 Thank God I'm gonna get my daughter back! [gasps] 469 00:25:37,138 --> 00:25:38,072 Thank you, Doctor. 470 00:25:38,672 --> 00:25:40,941 That will be $800. 471 00:25:41,042 --> 00:25:42,343 Oh. 472 00:25:58,826 --> 00:26:00,694 [Sasha] Mama! 473 00:26:18,279 --> 00:26:21,550 [cheerful whimsical music] 474 00:26:38,966 --> 00:26:40,334 Hello! 475 00:26:40,434 --> 00:26:43,404 Beautiful daughter of mine. 476 00:26:43,505 --> 00:26:45,272 Oh, I see you've helped yourself 477 00:26:45,372 --> 00:26:47,441 to the contents of the fridge 478 00:26:47,542 --> 00:26:51,011 and the cake I bought for Gary's birthday. 479 00:26:51,445 --> 00:26:54,148 It's nice to see you eating people food, 480 00:26:54,248 --> 00:26:55,783 and standing on two legs. 481 00:26:57,284 --> 00:26:58,819 Maybe you'd like to eat one of these? 482 00:26:58,919 --> 00:27:01,388 [snorts] Goats don't eat pills. 483 00:27:01,489 --> 00:27:04,158 I'm pretty sure they do. They go to the... 484 00:27:04,258 --> 00:27:06,528 Anyway, that's not the point. 485 00:27:06,627 --> 00:27:09,897 The point is, you're not a goat. You're my daughter. 486 00:27:09,997 --> 00:27:14,001 And if you take one of these, you might start to feel better 487 00:27:14,101 --> 00:27:18,072 and wanna take care of your own daughter and, 488 00:27:18,172 --> 00:27:20,241 and get ahold of your life! 489 00:27:22,810 --> 00:27:23,777 -[cake thuds] -[Pam gasps] 490 00:27:23,878 --> 00:27:25,646 I am a goat. 491 00:27:25,746 --> 00:27:28,215 Now and forever. 492 00:27:28,315 --> 00:27:29,783 The quicker you come to terms with that, 493 00:27:29,884 --> 00:27:31,352 the better off we'll all be. 494 00:27:31,452 --> 00:27:32,319 [Pam gasps] 495 00:27:32,419 --> 00:27:33,454 Animal! 496 00:27:35,856 --> 00:27:39,561 [hurried footsteps clack] 497 00:27:43,397 --> 00:27:47,201 [cheerful music continues] 498 00:28:22,102 --> 00:28:23,437 Tina! 499 00:28:23,538 --> 00:28:25,406 Beautiful daughter of mine. 500 00:28:25,507 --> 00:28:26,907 Where are you? 501 00:28:27,007 --> 00:28:29,143 I made you a snack! 502 00:28:29,578 --> 00:28:32,379 -[Tina bleats] -[gasps, screams] 503 00:28:41,422 --> 00:28:44,825 Oh, hey, baby. How you doing? 504 00:28:44,925 --> 00:28:46,860 I picked up another box of beef from Murphy's. 505 00:28:46,961 --> 00:28:49,863 I know we got a freezer full, but they're hurting... 506 00:28:49,964 --> 00:28:51,398 What's going on? 507 00:28:51,498 --> 00:28:53,602 [muffled glass shatters] 508 00:28:53,702 --> 00:28:56,003 [sighs] 509 00:28:56,103 --> 00:28:58,138 So, when's dinner? 510 00:28:59,173 --> 00:29:03,377 [whines] 511 00:29:03,477 --> 00:29:05,379 -It's gonna be okay. -I can't take it anymore. 512 00:29:05,479 --> 00:29:07,214 Well, what happened? 513 00:29:07,314 --> 00:29:09,684 First--first she wouldn't take her pill. 514 00:29:09,783 --> 00:29:13,087 And then she was all up in the trash! 515 00:29:13,187 --> 00:29:16,390 -And then, Gary, she was on the roof. -On the roof? 516 00:29:16,490 --> 00:29:18,993 I'm losing it, Gary! I'm losing it! 517 00:29:19,093 --> 00:29:20,695 [sighs] 518 00:29:20,794 --> 00:29:22,229 It's gonna be okay. 519 00:29:22,329 --> 00:29:24,898 [gentle music] 520 00:29:24,999 --> 00:29:27,935 [food crunches] 521 00:29:33,140 --> 00:29:36,611 Tina, when you decided that you wanted to be a drummer 522 00:29:36,711 --> 00:29:39,913 in a punk band, I just watched, 523 00:29:40,014 --> 00:29:41,716 as your mother jumped out of her skin, 524 00:29:41,815 --> 00:29:44,118 every single time you banged one of those cymbals. 525 00:29:44,218 --> 00:29:48,188 And then you decided you wanted to be a painter, 526 00:29:48,289 --> 00:29:51,492 and you covered the walls with your designs 527 00:29:51,593 --> 00:29:54,862 and you massacred your mother's 528 00:29:54,962 --> 00:29:57,498 tasteful paint selections for this house. 529 00:29:57,599 --> 00:29:59,900 I just stood by, didn't I? 530 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,168 But this? 531 00:30:01,268 --> 00:30:03,237 This right here? 532 00:30:03,337 --> 00:30:05,406 This is too far, young lady! 533 00:30:05,507 --> 00:30:08,275 Now, listen. You got one chance to take this pill. 534 00:30:08,643 --> 00:30:11,513 If you don't take it, things are gonna get messy. 535 00:30:12,813 --> 00:30:15,015 It's not wise to threaten a goat. 536 00:30:15,115 --> 00:30:16,283 You are not a-- 537 00:30:16,383 --> 00:30:18,485 [breathes deeply] 538 00:30:18,586 --> 00:30:20,054 Say goat. One more time. 539 00:30:20,154 --> 00:30:22,489 No, no! Say it one more time. 540 00:30:22,590 --> 00:30:23,725 Say goat, Tina. 541 00:30:24,892 --> 00:30:25,859 -Goat. -[Gary screams] 542 00:30:25,959 --> 00:30:27,227 That did it! That is it! 543 00:30:27,328 --> 00:30:28,395 You're gonna take this. 544 00:30:28,495 --> 00:30:29,863 You're gonna eat it, eat it! 545 00:30:29,963 --> 00:30:32,567 [screams] God dang it! What is wrong with you? 546 00:30:32,667 --> 00:30:34,168 Why are you like this? 547 00:30:34,268 --> 00:30:36,571 Gary, stop it! That's my beautiful daughter! 548 00:30:36,671 --> 00:30:39,741 [sighs] She is sick, Pam. She needs professional help! 549 00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,208 No. No, no, no. 550 00:30:41,308 --> 00:30:43,410 You are not taking her to a professional. 551 00:30:43,511 --> 00:30:45,814 They'll take out part of her brain, and turn her into a zombie. 552 00:30:45,913 --> 00:30:48,282 -I saw it in a movie! -She needs an exorcism. 553 00:30:48,382 --> 00:30:51,352 What she needs is kindness and caring, 554 00:30:51,452 --> 00:30:53,688 and understanding from her family. 555 00:30:53,788 --> 00:30:56,691 She's gonna turn this around, Gary. You'll see. 556 00:30:56,791 --> 00:30:59,360 She was such sweet girl. 557 00:30:59,460 --> 00:31:01,028 [Tina farts] 558 00:31:05,299 --> 00:31:08,135 [grunts] 559 00:31:12,473 --> 00:31:15,810 I am sorry. I was a terrible mother! 560 00:31:15,909 --> 00:31:18,747 I don't know. Maybe it was that preschool I sent you to. 561 00:31:18,847 --> 00:31:22,349 They had all that experimental stuff with the farm animals. 562 00:31:22,449 --> 00:31:24,519 I don't know, you got pregnant so young, 563 00:31:24,619 --> 00:31:26,521 and then I should've been there for you. 564 00:31:26,621 --> 00:31:28,288 I should've been there for you. 565 00:31:29,524 --> 00:31:34,629 But you did poop on my dining table, Tina. 566 00:31:35,630 --> 00:31:38,198 [Pam whimpers] 567 00:31:38,298 --> 00:31:45,305 [mellow acoustic music] 568 00:31:47,474 --> 00:31:52,747 ♪ I give up trying ♪ 569 00:31:52,847 --> 00:31:57,017 ♪ I'm tired ♪ 570 00:31:57,117 --> 00:32:00,822 ♪ Can't keep on striving ♪ 571 00:32:02,624 --> 00:32:07,294 ♪ I surrender ♪ 572 00:32:07,394 --> 00:32:10,164 ♪ What might happen If I let go... ♪ 573 00:32:10,431 --> 00:32:14,368 Okay, so, as I understand it... 574 00:32:15,469 --> 00:32:17,505 Yeah, I'm sorry, Gary. Could you explain it to me again? 575 00:32:17,605 --> 00:32:19,541 [chuckles] Yeah, I completely understand. 576 00:32:19,641 --> 00:32:21,609 It's the most ridiculous and outrageous story. 577 00:32:21,709 --> 00:32:23,645 -No, no. -My stepdaughter, Tina, 578 00:32:23,745 --> 00:32:25,747 is pretending that she's a goat 579 00:32:25,847 --> 00:32:28,949 and I was hoping to put some sense into her head, 580 00:32:29,049 --> 00:32:31,418 that she could stay here, 581 00:32:31,985 --> 00:32:34,656 and learn what it's like to be a goat. 582 00:32:34,756 --> 00:32:36,724 -Well, this ain't a goat farm. -Yeah, I know that. 583 00:32:36,825 --> 00:32:38,860 -That's okay. -You know, I don't know what to tell you, Gary. 584 00:32:38,959 --> 00:32:41,962 I already got too many mouths to feed as it is. 585 00:32:42,664 --> 00:32:46,366 She'd just need to roam your fields and stay in your barn. 586 00:32:46,467 --> 00:32:49,069 And I am sure after a couple of days of farm living, 587 00:32:49,169 --> 00:32:51,004 she will be ready to come back home and act right. 588 00:32:51,104 --> 00:32:53,207 Still, I don't know. 589 00:32:53,307 --> 00:32:55,777 Well... [sighs] 590 00:32:56,578 --> 00:32:58,045 I'll pay you $50 a day. 591 00:32:58,145 --> 00:33:01,348 Well, hell, why didn't you start with that? 592 00:33:01,448 --> 00:33:04,451 Mainly raise beef cattle, but she can sleep in the barn 593 00:33:04,552 --> 00:33:05,687 with the lambs, I suppose. 594 00:33:05,787 --> 00:33:07,622 Well, that'll do nicely. 595 00:33:07,722 --> 00:33:11,058 This here's my brood. Jeremiah, Mary, Chewbacca. 596 00:33:11,158 --> 00:33:12,527 Howdy. 597 00:33:12,627 --> 00:33:15,162 Their mother was a big "Star Wars" fan. 598 00:33:15,262 --> 00:33:16,831 This is the man here to buy the manure, Daddy? 599 00:33:16,931 --> 00:33:19,567 No. No, he'll be by later. 600 00:33:19,667 --> 00:33:22,402 This man is here to drop off his daughter 601 00:33:22,504 --> 00:33:24,906 who thinks she's a goat, 602 00:33:25,005 --> 00:33:29,577 and she is to live here till uh... 603 00:33:29,677 --> 00:33:32,514 till she doesn't feel like it anymore, I suppose. 604 00:33:32,614 --> 00:33:34,047 Why a goat? 605 00:33:34,214 --> 00:33:36,250 Mind your manners, boy, or you'll get the saddle. 606 00:33:37,619 --> 00:33:39,954 [Gary] Uh, you have a really nice family. 607 00:33:40,053 --> 00:33:42,957 Yeah, their mother, God bless her soul, used to keep 'em whipped in shape, 608 00:33:43,056 --> 00:33:47,160 acting as God intended, but... [sighs] 609 00:33:47,261 --> 00:33:52,032 she ain't with us anymore. So they've gone down Satan's pathway, one too many times. 610 00:33:52,132 --> 00:33:53,568 I am so sorry. When did she pass? 611 00:33:53,668 --> 00:33:55,135 She didn't. She left us. 612 00:33:55,235 --> 00:33:58,171 Moved to Florida to be closer to Disney World. 613 00:33:59,674 --> 00:34:02,242 -Lives in Kissimmee. -[Tina] Kill you, old man! 614 00:34:02,342 --> 00:34:03,578 [groans] 615 00:34:03,678 --> 00:34:04,946 Damn you, Gary! 616 00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:06,881 What the hell is this? 617 00:34:06,981 --> 00:34:07,916 Slow it down. 618 00:34:08,783 --> 00:34:09,784 Am I on a farm? 619 00:34:10,685 --> 00:34:12,787 Oh, my god, Gary. This is perfect. 620 00:34:12,887 --> 00:34:14,421 -It is? -Yeah. 621 00:34:14,522 --> 00:34:15,657 Hey. Okay. 622 00:34:15,757 --> 00:34:17,224 Loosen this rope, old man. 623 00:34:17,324 --> 00:34:18,458 Name's Murphy. 624 00:34:19,126 --> 00:34:21,295 And I don't believe I ever seen a talking goat. 625 00:34:21,395 --> 00:34:22,664 You ever seen that before, Gary? 626 00:34:22,764 --> 00:34:23,798 No, sir. 627 00:34:23,898 --> 00:34:25,767 I don't think I ever have. 628 00:34:27,100 --> 00:34:29,369 All right, Tina. Let's get you to your stable. 629 00:34:29,469 --> 00:34:30,905 You loosen this rope, old man, 630 00:34:31,005 --> 00:34:32,272 unless you wanna be choked with it! 631 00:34:32,372 --> 00:34:33,808 Feisty. 632 00:34:33,908 --> 00:34:35,910 All right. Let's see how that plays out. 633 00:34:37,411 --> 00:34:38,580 Okay, Gary, I'll give you a call 634 00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:39,948 if your problems get solved. 635 00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:46,921 [trunk door slams] 636 00:34:53,126 --> 00:34:54,762 Welcome home. 637 00:34:56,330 --> 00:34:57,966 Wow. This looks cozy. 638 00:34:59,166 --> 00:35:01,335 Yeah, I might wanna sleep under the stars. 639 00:35:01,435 --> 00:35:03,004 I figure in here, 640 00:35:03,103 --> 00:35:05,172 at least you won't shiver to your death overnight. 641 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:07,642 Some hay for you over there. 642 00:35:07,742 --> 00:35:09,544 Sheep shouldn't have got too much manure on it. 643 00:35:10,745 --> 00:35:12,013 [Murphy] Oats in the mornin'. 644 00:35:13,380 --> 00:35:15,883 [sighs] This will do nicely. 645 00:35:17,852 --> 00:35:20,187 What is daddy thinking letting some crazy girl 646 00:35:20,287 --> 00:35:21,488 stay in the barn? 647 00:35:21,589 --> 00:35:23,323 -Who knows? -What's it matter? 648 00:35:23,423 --> 00:35:25,560 You're okay with some lunatic, who thinks she's a goat, 649 00:35:25,660 --> 00:35:26,728 staying in the barn? 650 00:35:26,828 --> 00:35:28,630 I think she's kinda cute. 651 00:35:28,730 --> 00:35:31,398 You think all girls are kind of cute. 652 00:35:31,498 --> 00:35:32,499 No. 653 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:34,669 She won't last a week out here. 654 00:35:37,805 --> 00:35:38,806 Tina? 655 00:35:40,173 --> 00:35:41,643 -Tina? -[door closes] 656 00:35:41,743 --> 00:35:45,079 Oh, Gary. I can't find Tina anywhere! 657 00:35:45,178 --> 00:35:47,214 We need to send out a search party. 658 00:35:47,314 --> 00:35:49,249 No, no, no. She's not lost or anything like that. 659 00:35:49,349 --> 00:35:51,351 I took her to some place that can help. 660 00:35:51,451 --> 00:35:53,487 Did you take her to an asylum? 661 00:35:53,588 --> 00:35:56,557 [chuckles] No, no. Nothing like that. I took her to a place that... 662 00:35:56,658 --> 00:36:01,294 can help goat girls. They'll give her the love and the care that she deserves. 663 00:36:01,395 --> 00:36:03,363 You have nothing to worry about. 664 00:36:03,463 --> 00:36:05,667 Aww, thank you. 665 00:36:09,202 --> 00:36:12,840 Gary, are they gonna electroshock my baby? 666 00:36:12,940 --> 00:36:14,776 You have nothing to worry about. 667 00:36:14,876 --> 00:36:16,544 [gentle music] 668 00:36:16,644 --> 00:36:18,780 Go on now! Get your ass outside! 669 00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,683 Get that zappy thing outta my face, or else it's going inside you. 670 00:36:21,783 --> 00:36:23,651 Jeremiah! Quit it. 671 00:36:23,751 --> 00:36:26,319 That thing's for cattle, not goats. 672 00:36:26,420 --> 00:36:29,356 But it is time for you to start earning your keep, so, 673 00:36:29,456 --> 00:36:31,759 you better get yourself chewing on that grass, you hear? 674 00:36:35,228 --> 00:36:37,765 [gentle music continues] 675 00:36:37,865 --> 00:36:41,169 All right. Now, go on and do it. 676 00:36:41,268 --> 00:36:43,403 You seriously want me to eat grass? 677 00:36:43,504 --> 00:36:46,674 I mean, unless you're not really a goat? 678 00:36:46,774 --> 00:36:48,676 No. I'm a goat and I love grass. 679 00:36:53,213 --> 00:36:55,850 Mm. Delicious. 680 00:36:55,950 --> 00:36:58,119 I can't wait to eat this entire field. 681 00:36:59,787 --> 00:37:01,254 Hey, you missed a spot. 682 00:37:02,255 --> 00:37:05,325 [Mary] We'll be back later on to make sure you've done your part. 683 00:37:05,425 --> 00:37:07,095 Try not to eat any sheep shit. 684 00:37:11,132 --> 00:37:13,433 So, I was thinking about mowing, but later. 685 00:37:14,969 --> 00:37:16,236 That girl acting right? 686 00:37:16,336 --> 00:37:17,538 That some kinda joke? 687 00:37:17,638 --> 00:37:18,706 Yeah, she's okay. 688 00:37:18,806 --> 00:37:20,041 Grab a seat. 689 00:37:20,141 --> 00:37:22,409 Family business needs discussed. 690 00:37:23,443 --> 00:37:25,780 Now, as you're all aware, 691 00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:28,415 last year wasn't great for the cattle market. 692 00:37:28,516 --> 00:37:30,685 It was a hard year and we are hanging on 693 00:37:30,785 --> 00:37:33,121 but by the grace of the good Lord. 694 00:37:33,221 --> 00:37:36,624 I'm looking for ways to offset some of our loss. 695 00:37:36,724 --> 00:37:39,259 No bad ideas. I'm willing to hear anything you got. 696 00:37:39,359 --> 00:37:41,696 What about, uh... 697 00:37:41,796 --> 00:37:43,497 We could do something extra with the cattle? 698 00:37:43,598 --> 00:37:46,534 We're already selling 'em for meat, leather, and wool. 699 00:37:46,634 --> 00:37:50,004 What about we, um, we do something 700 00:37:50,104 --> 00:37:52,940 that can, like, make us money? 701 00:37:53,708 --> 00:37:56,878 So, there are some real perverts in town. 702 00:37:56,978 --> 00:37:58,880 What if we invite them to come to the farm 703 00:37:58,980 --> 00:38:00,882 and charge them to have sex with the cows? 704 00:38:00,982 --> 00:38:02,550 -Whoa! -What the fuck, Mary? 705 00:38:02,650 --> 00:38:04,652 What? I don't see you bringing anything to the table! 706 00:38:04,752 --> 00:38:07,922 No one is having sex with my cows! 707 00:38:12,292 --> 00:38:14,262 Maybe we could sell some of the land. 708 00:38:14,361 --> 00:38:16,831 Cows don't have enough room to graze, as it is, 709 00:38:16,931 --> 00:38:18,599 but sadly, that might be it. 710 00:38:18,699 --> 00:38:20,134 Sell it all, I say. 711 00:38:21,301 --> 00:38:24,906 Why don't you boys have some dessert? 712 00:38:25,006 --> 00:38:28,408 [melancholy piano music] 713 00:38:28,509 --> 00:38:31,112 So, how serious is it, Daddy? 714 00:38:31,879 --> 00:38:34,215 Serious as a frost before the harvest. 715 00:38:37,417 --> 00:38:38,886 We'll figure something out. 716 00:38:44,625 --> 00:38:46,326 Hey, you done pretty good with that grass, 717 00:38:46,426 --> 00:38:47,829 but you missed a spot. 718 00:38:47,929 --> 00:38:49,664 You did that one already. 719 00:38:49,764 --> 00:38:50,998 Yeah, well what the hell you standing 720 00:38:51,098 --> 00:38:52,066 like that for, anyway? 721 00:38:52,166 --> 00:38:53,701 People stand up. Not goats. 722 00:38:53,801 --> 00:38:54,936 Shut up, Jer. 723 00:38:55,036 --> 00:38:56,270 That ice cream looks pretty good. 724 00:38:56,369 --> 00:38:58,239 [chuckles] It's real good. 725 00:38:58,338 --> 00:39:00,407 It's too bad you can't have none. 726 00:39:00,508 --> 00:39:01,876 You can have some of mine, if you want. 727 00:39:01,976 --> 00:39:04,779 No. Goats only eat hay and straw. 728 00:39:04,879 --> 00:39:08,015 Goats can eat whatever the hell they want. Including ice cream. 729 00:39:08,115 --> 00:39:09,917 Well, if that's the case, it shouldn't matter. 730 00:39:10,017 --> 00:39:12,119 -What the hell, Jer? -Look, if she's a goat, 731 00:39:12,220 --> 00:39:13,721 she can eat off the ground! Ain't a problem! 732 00:39:13,821 --> 00:39:15,388 Yeah, but I was eating that! 733 00:39:17,992 --> 00:39:19,527 Hey, you deserve better than that, miss. 734 00:39:19,627 --> 00:39:20,795 Let me help you out. 735 00:39:29,570 --> 00:39:32,139 [laughs] She's eating out of my hands. 736 00:39:34,308 --> 00:39:35,475 Thank you. 737 00:39:35,576 --> 00:39:38,079 [warm music] 738 00:39:40,915 --> 00:39:42,183 What the hell? 739 00:39:54,829 --> 00:39:57,565 -I know you're out there. -Oh, uh, sorry. 740 00:39:57,665 --> 00:39:59,399 I was just checking on the sheep and stuff. 741 00:39:59,499 --> 00:40:01,202 -How you getting on? -Pretty good. 742 00:40:01,302 --> 00:40:02,837 This hay is comfy. 743 00:40:02,937 --> 00:40:05,206 That's probably why they call it rolling in the hay. 744 00:40:05,306 --> 00:40:06,307 Maybe. 745 00:40:07,174 --> 00:40:09,476 I'm Chewbacca. Most people call me Chew. 746 00:40:09,577 --> 00:40:11,112 Which do you prefer? 747 00:40:11,212 --> 00:40:14,582 Well, I figured my mama named me Chewbacca for a reason. 748 00:40:14,682 --> 00:40:17,084 But I don't get put down if people call me whatever. 749 00:40:17,184 --> 00:40:18,619 I'm Tina. 750 00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:19,720 Yeah, I know. 751 00:40:21,088 --> 00:40:23,724 Dad said you've come to live with us for a while. 752 00:40:23,824 --> 00:40:25,326 I guess I have. 753 00:40:27,895 --> 00:40:30,463 I like your fur. It looks soft. 754 00:40:30,564 --> 00:40:32,499 It is. You can touch it if you want. 755 00:40:39,607 --> 00:40:42,109 Oh, uh, I'd better get back to my chores 756 00:40:42,209 --> 00:40:44,779 before Dad threatens me with the whip again. 757 00:40:44,879 --> 00:40:46,881 He's old, but that man is fierce. 758 00:40:49,850 --> 00:40:50,918 Goodnight, Chewbacca. 759 00:40:52,420 --> 00:40:53,788 Goodnight, Tina. 760 00:40:58,092 --> 00:40:59,727 [sheep bleats] 761 00:40:59,827 --> 00:41:02,296 Shut up. No, he doesn't. 762 00:41:15,176 --> 00:41:17,712 Whichever y'all finishes breakfast first, 763 00:41:17,812 --> 00:41:21,849 go get our, uh, lawnmower started on her day. 764 00:41:21,949 --> 00:41:23,417 I'll go. 765 00:41:26,821 --> 00:41:28,155 Something's wrong with Chew, Daddy. 766 00:41:28,255 --> 00:41:30,057 Something's always been wrong with Chew. 767 00:41:34,829 --> 00:41:35,796 Tina? 768 00:41:37,164 --> 00:41:38,032 Tina? 769 00:41:38,132 --> 00:41:41,268 [stomach grumbles] 770 00:41:42,737 --> 00:41:44,605 You're at work nice and early. 771 00:41:44,705 --> 00:41:46,941 Something in my stomach isn't sitting right. 772 00:41:47,041 --> 00:41:48,642 Oh, maybe Jeremiah was right about goats 773 00:41:48,743 --> 00:41:50,077 not being able to eat ice cream. 774 00:41:50,978 --> 00:41:52,747 Oh, God! 775 00:41:52,847 --> 00:41:54,615 Oh, don't look! 776 00:41:54,715 --> 00:41:56,450 [Jeremiah laughs] 777 00:41:56,550 --> 00:41:59,320 Farm life don't seem to agree with you now does it, girly? 778 00:41:59,420 --> 00:42:01,288 -It hurts! -[Chewbacca] It's all right. 779 00:42:01,389 --> 00:42:02,423 We'll call the doctor for you. 780 00:42:02,556 --> 00:42:04,358 Goats don't see doctors! 781 00:42:04,458 --> 00:42:06,060 All right, we'll call a vet! 782 00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:07,428 Hurry! 783 00:42:09,296 --> 00:42:11,332 I've definitely seen this on the internet. 784 00:42:11,532 --> 00:42:13,334 -Hey, Mur. -Hey, Doc. 785 00:42:13,434 --> 00:42:16,404 Thanks for coming out. Got a real interesting case for you. 786 00:42:16,505 --> 00:42:18,172 Yeah, a goat you're looking after's 787 00:42:18,272 --> 00:42:19,573 having some intestinal problem? 788 00:42:19,673 --> 00:42:21,442 Yeah. Somethin' like that. 789 00:42:21,542 --> 00:42:23,778 I didn't think you raised goats. 790 00:42:23,878 --> 00:42:25,012 Me neither. 791 00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:33,788 Is this some kind of prank, Murphy? 792 00:42:33,888 --> 00:42:35,356 Ain't no prank, miss. 793 00:42:35,456 --> 00:42:38,726 Just treat her like you would any other goat. 794 00:42:38,826 --> 00:42:40,194 Okay. 795 00:42:40,294 --> 00:42:42,029 I don't know what kind of sick shit it is 796 00:42:42,129 --> 00:42:44,065 you've got going on here, Mur, but I want no part of it. 797 00:42:44,165 --> 00:42:45,699 -Oh, no, no. -[Tina] Please don't leave. 798 00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,668 My stomach really hurts. 799 00:42:47,768 --> 00:42:49,403 Then go see a doctor! 800 00:42:49,504 --> 00:42:51,605 Please just help me. 801 00:42:51,705 --> 00:42:54,375 [sighs] 802 00:42:54,475 --> 00:42:56,143 I'll leave you ladies to it. 803 00:42:57,344 --> 00:42:59,947 Okay. Well... [sighs] 804 00:43:00,047 --> 00:43:01,449 I'm Dr. Mercedes. 805 00:43:01,550 --> 00:43:02,683 Tina. 806 00:43:03,617 --> 00:43:05,252 You sure you wouldn't rather see a people doctor? 807 00:43:05,352 --> 00:43:08,089 Please just make my stomach stop hurting. 808 00:43:08,189 --> 00:43:10,858 [sighs] Okay. Let's see. 809 00:43:10,958 --> 00:43:12,660 Oh, [passes gas] it's coming! 810 00:43:14,095 --> 00:43:17,398 [passing gas, grunts] 811 00:43:17,498 --> 00:43:19,633 Oh. Okay. 812 00:43:20,101 --> 00:43:20,935 [sighs] 813 00:43:23,505 --> 00:43:25,773 Okay. Well... 814 00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:28,075 Stomach pain. 815 00:43:28,175 --> 00:43:30,978 Diarrhea. Gas. 816 00:43:31,078 --> 00:43:33,114 What has your diet consisted of lately? 817 00:43:33,214 --> 00:43:35,349 I have been eating a lot of grass. 818 00:43:41,055 --> 00:43:42,289 You have worms. 819 00:43:42,389 --> 00:43:43,457 I have worms? 820 00:43:43,592 --> 00:43:44,559 I mean, I can give you something 821 00:43:44,658 --> 00:43:46,393 that should clear that right up, 822 00:43:47,828 --> 00:43:51,098 but [sighs] are you being held here against your will? 823 00:43:51,198 --> 00:43:52,233 Do you need help? 824 00:43:52,333 --> 00:43:54,668 What? I live here in the barn. 825 00:43:55,669 --> 00:43:58,105 -You live here? -Yeah, it's nice, right? 826 00:44:00,741 --> 00:44:01,876 Okay. 827 00:44:03,177 --> 00:44:05,980 Well, if you don't want worms again, 828 00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:10,151 you'll stop doing whatever this is, and stop eating grass. 829 00:44:11,553 --> 00:44:13,854 Just give me the pills. 830 00:44:13,954 --> 00:44:16,724 We're gonna take it nice and slow tonight. 831 00:44:19,561 --> 00:44:23,797 Really take the time. Work it right up in there. 832 00:44:23,898 --> 00:44:26,700 All the way in there. 833 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,504 -[phone rings] -[sighs] 834 00:44:29,604 --> 00:44:32,406 Blast. I'll be back in a second, okay? 835 00:44:32,507 --> 00:44:34,975 Mm-hm. I'll get her all warmed up for you, baby. 836 00:44:35,075 --> 00:44:37,311 -You do that. -[giggles] 837 00:44:37,678 --> 00:44:39,079 -Hello? -[Murphy] Hi, Gary. 838 00:44:39,180 --> 00:44:41,015 I needed to give you a call. 839 00:44:41,348 --> 00:44:43,484 Tina come down with a case of the worms, 840 00:44:43,585 --> 00:44:46,687 but we had the vet come out and she is on the mend. 841 00:44:46,787 --> 00:44:48,389 Worms? That's great! 842 00:44:48,489 --> 00:44:51,225 I bet she's close to giving up the goat, so to speak. 843 00:44:51,325 --> 00:44:54,663 Actually, she's taken a real shining to our farm. 844 00:44:54,762 --> 00:44:57,031 Yeah, and getting along well with the other animals. 845 00:44:57,131 --> 00:45:00,201 Doing a heck of a job keeping the grass nice and trim. 846 00:45:00,301 --> 00:45:03,505 [chuckles] Hell, I feel like I should be paying you. 847 00:45:03,605 --> 00:45:05,739 Um... Actually, 848 00:45:05,839 --> 00:45:08,309 if some sort of rehabilitation's 849 00:45:08,409 --> 00:45:10,911 what your figure would be going on here, 850 00:45:11,011 --> 00:45:13,147 I reckon you oughta find someplace else for her. 851 00:45:13,247 --> 00:45:15,416 Oh, well, you know, if she's doing that great there, 852 00:45:15,517 --> 00:45:18,185 then far be it from me to take her away. 853 00:45:18,285 --> 00:45:20,655 You know what? I gotta run, Murphy. 854 00:45:20,754 --> 00:45:23,123 Missus is calling. [chuckles] 855 00:45:23,224 --> 00:45:24,559 Give her my love. 856 00:45:24,659 --> 00:45:31,465 [sheeps bleat] 857 00:45:31,566 --> 00:45:33,200 [Mary] All right, come on. 858 00:45:33,300 --> 00:45:34,501 Come on! 859 00:45:36,170 --> 00:45:38,707 Why are y'all so scared. Come on. 860 00:45:38,806 --> 00:45:40,941 [Tina] Man, they're cute. 861 00:45:41,041 --> 00:45:42,544 [Mary] Yeah. 862 00:45:45,647 --> 00:45:47,114 I like your flannel. 863 00:45:48,382 --> 00:45:49,350 Oh. 864 00:45:50,619 --> 00:45:53,354 Thanks. My boyfriend Franklin gave it to me. 865 00:45:53,454 --> 00:45:57,324 He's so sweet. I feel bad 'cause it's already got a hole right here, see? 866 00:45:58,092 --> 00:45:59,694 I could fix that for you. 867 00:46:00,294 --> 00:46:01,929 That's an odd trick for a goat. 868 00:46:02,997 --> 00:46:05,966 [warm piano music] 869 00:46:11,506 --> 00:46:12,973 -You're good at that. -[Tina] Thanks. 870 00:46:13,073 --> 00:46:15,142 I used to enjoy making clothes. 871 00:46:15,510 --> 00:46:17,244 Did you make your goat costume? 872 00:46:22,349 --> 00:46:23,817 My mama used to sew up the holes, 873 00:46:23,917 --> 00:46:26,053 back before she left us. 874 00:46:26,153 --> 00:46:28,022 Things were a lot simpler back then. 875 00:46:28,122 --> 00:46:31,292 -What happened to her? -It was a while back. 876 00:46:31,392 --> 00:46:33,794 I think it all just became too much for her. 877 00:46:33,894 --> 00:46:35,563 Living on the farm, raising three kids, 878 00:46:35,664 --> 00:46:38,667 doing the same thing every day with the same people. 879 00:46:39,601 --> 00:46:42,036 That wasn't the life she wanted. So, she left. 880 00:46:43,237 --> 00:46:45,707 It hurts, but I respect her for it. 881 00:46:47,742 --> 00:46:49,943 Hell, she got out at the right time, honestly. 882 00:46:50,444 --> 00:46:51,513 How so? 883 00:46:53,047 --> 00:46:55,282 I've said a lot already. I don't wanna bore you 884 00:46:55,382 --> 00:46:57,251 or put my troubles on your shoulders. 885 00:46:57,351 --> 00:46:58,586 Goats don't get bored. 886 00:46:59,554 --> 00:47:01,822 Well, even in a banner year, 887 00:47:01,922 --> 00:47:04,325 the farm makes just enough money to survive, 888 00:47:04,425 --> 00:47:07,094 and these last few winters haven't been kind. 889 00:47:08,162 --> 00:47:11,332 Once we sell the animals off for meat and hide, 890 00:47:11,432 --> 00:47:13,967 I'm not sure we're gonna have enough to keep the farm going. 891 00:47:14,501 --> 00:47:16,538 I am so sorry. I had no idea. 892 00:47:17,371 --> 00:47:19,006 Like I said. 893 00:47:19,106 --> 00:47:20,407 Don't wanna trouble you. 894 00:47:22,644 --> 00:47:26,046 [warm music continues] 895 00:47:28,550 --> 00:47:29,517 Hello. 896 00:47:29,617 --> 00:47:31,285 [sheep bleat] 897 00:47:31,385 --> 00:47:34,689 Oh, [chuckles] you're right. 898 00:47:34,789 --> 00:47:37,057 [Tina bleats] 899 00:47:37,592 --> 00:47:38,626 [sheep bleats] 900 00:47:38,992 --> 00:47:40,528 [bleats] 901 00:47:40,628 --> 00:47:44,298 [sheeps bleat] 902 00:47:44,398 --> 00:47:48,603 -[Tina bleats] -[sheeps bleat] 903 00:47:48,703 --> 00:47:50,904 Come on, girl. Come get this fruit. 904 00:47:51,004 --> 00:47:52,206 Come on! 905 00:47:52,306 --> 00:47:53,207 [sheep bleats] 906 00:47:53,307 --> 00:47:54,743 [Tina bleats] 907 00:47:54,843 --> 00:47:55,909 Come on. Get this fruit. 908 00:47:56,009 --> 00:47:58,847 [Tina bleats] 909 00:48:00,147 --> 00:48:03,651 [fruit crunches] 910 00:48:03,752 --> 00:48:06,887 [chuckles] 911 00:48:11,325 --> 00:48:14,928 [warm music continues] 912 00:48:32,847 --> 00:48:34,181 [Jeremiah] That ain't right. 913 00:48:34,281 --> 00:48:36,250 [Mary] Why does it bother you so much? 914 00:48:36,350 --> 00:48:37,652 Well, you know Chew. 915 00:48:37,752 --> 00:48:39,219 He's gonna fall head over for that girl, 916 00:48:39,319 --> 00:48:41,088 and she decides she don't like a farm no more, 917 00:48:41,188 --> 00:48:43,157 his heart's gonna be broken. 918 00:48:43,257 --> 00:48:46,160 Nah. This ain't like it was with Susie Myers. 919 00:48:46,260 --> 00:48:48,929 Or Mama. He'll be okay. 920 00:48:49,029 --> 00:48:50,364 [Jeremiah] You agree with me, don't you, Daddy? 921 00:48:50,464 --> 00:48:51,733 That girl ain't no good for Chew. 922 00:48:51,833 --> 00:48:54,034 -Who? -Goat girl. 923 00:48:54,134 --> 00:48:56,236 [Murphy] Bring some hay to the deep cattle. 924 00:48:56,336 --> 00:48:58,972 [cow bellows] 925 00:49:07,347 --> 00:49:09,717 [cow bellows] 926 00:49:13,153 --> 00:49:15,924 [cow bellows] 927 00:49:19,226 --> 00:49:21,663 -It's all right, I guess. -I don't know. 928 00:49:21,763 --> 00:49:24,131 It seems really tiring working all day like that. 929 00:49:24,231 --> 00:49:26,400 Oh, it's better than working at a desk. 930 00:49:26,500 --> 00:49:29,203 And this way, I get to be on the earth and stuff. 931 00:49:29,303 --> 00:49:31,972 Hey, Chew. Daddy wants you. 932 00:49:32,072 --> 00:49:34,141 All right. See you around. 933 00:49:34,241 --> 00:49:35,677 [Tina] See ya. 934 00:49:41,215 --> 00:49:43,785 -I know what you're doing. -And what's that? 935 00:49:44,017 --> 00:49:47,087 [chuckles] Why don't we take a little walk? 936 00:49:47,187 --> 00:49:49,624 [suspenseful percussive music] 937 00:49:49,724 --> 00:49:50,758 All right. 938 00:49:58,465 --> 00:50:02,269 Now, since you're a goat, that means your livestock, 939 00:50:02,369 --> 00:50:05,673 and livestock around here does not just go around, 940 00:50:05,773 --> 00:50:08,041 all willy nilly, without being marked. 941 00:50:08,141 --> 00:50:09,243 "Marked"? 942 00:50:09,811 --> 00:50:11,111 Branded. 943 00:50:11,211 --> 00:50:12,881 Are you being serious right now? 944 00:50:12,981 --> 00:50:14,782 Well, you are a goat on this farm, ain't you? 945 00:50:14,883 --> 00:50:18,118 You're outta your hick mind, if you think that's happening. 946 00:50:18,218 --> 00:50:19,888 I ain't got to listen to the livestock. 947 00:50:20,788 --> 00:50:22,724 [tense music continues] 948 00:50:22,824 --> 00:50:24,024 What you want, Dad? 949 00:50:24,124 --> 00:50:25,860 A six pack. 950 00:50:26,761 --> 00:50:29,697 Uh, all right. You want me to head into town to get you one? 951 00:50:29,797 --> 00:50:31,431 That's mighty Christian of you, son. 952 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,735 Uh, is there anything else you need? 953 00:50:33,835 --> 00:50:36,871 Why are you asking me that? What do you want from me? 954 00:50:36,971 --> 00:50:38,706 I don't know. Jeremiah said you needed me. 955 00:50:38,806 --> 00:50:41,375 I don't know why that boy does anything he does. 956 00:50:42,911 --> 00:50:44,546 [tense music continues] 957 00:50:44,646 --> 00:50:46,179 [Chewbacca] Shit! 958 00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:48,516 Hey. Hey, what about my six pack? 959 00:50:48,616 --> 00:50:50,018 You better go on and get outta here! 960 00:50:50,117 --> 00:50:51,151 [growls] 961 00:50:51,251 --> 00:50:54,054 Yah! Yah! Go on now! 962 00:50:54,154 --> 00:50:55,924 -I'm gonna brand your ass! -[Tina growls] 963 00:50:56,024 --> 00:50:57,391 -[head thuds] -[Jeremiah groans] 964 00:51:01,996 --> 00:51:04,197 -[flesh sizzles] -[Jeremiah screams] 965 00:51:04,298 --> 00:51:06,266 Smells like barbecue! 966 00:51:06,366 --> 00:51:07,702 [Jeremiah] This is fucked up. 967 00:51:07,802 --> 00:51:09,037 You brought it on yourself, man. 968 00:51:09,136 --> 00:51:10,572 Well, I thought she'd finally run away, 969 00:51:10,672 --> 00:51:12,139 and get the hell outta here! 970 00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:13,975 Why would you do that? Don't do that. 971 00:51:14,074 --> 00:51:16,878 That girl's no good for you, Chew, and this proves it! 972 00:51:16,978 --> 00:51:19,146 I like her, man. Don't mess this up for me. 973 00:51:19,246 --> 00:51:21,616 You shouldn't be getting involved with people like her. 974 00:51:21,716 --> 00:51:23,417 You're not my keeper. 975 00:51:23,518 --> 00:51:25,019 Well, I don't wanna see you mope around the closet again 976 00:51:25,118 --> 00:51:26,521 when she realizes this place sucks. 977 00:51:26,621 --> 00:51:28,155 Y'all? Um... 978 00:51:28,255 --> 00:51:29,757 -Why is your ass out? -The damn- 979 00:51:29,857 --> 00:51:31,626 No, don't tell me. I don't wanna know. 980 00:51:31,726 --> 00:51:33,561 Listen, I got something I gotta tell both of you, 981 00:51:33,661 --> 00:51:35,429 before Daddy comes in. 982 00:51:35,830 --> 00:51:37,364 Franklin asked me to move in with him. 983 00:51:37,464 --> 00:51:39,834 [Jeremiah] Hey! Congratulations. 984 00:51:39,934 --> 00:51:41,769 I'm glad someone's getting outta this shit hole. 985 00:51:41,869 --> 00:51:43,303 So, you're moving out? -I mean, 986 00:51:43,403 --> 00:51:45,073 I know Daddy's not gonna be pleased about it, 987 00:51:45,172 --> 00:51:47,207 but I'll still come help out, most days. 988 00:51:47,307 --> 00:51:49,142 Well, how often will you be back? 989 00:51:49,242 --> 00:51:52,112 Well, I don't know, Chew. 990 00:51:52,212 --> 00:51:54,749 I don't think the farm can survive without you. 991 00:51:54,849 --> 00:51:57,451 Shut up! Just let her be happy. 992 00:51:57,552 --> 00:51:58,519 What're you gonna tell Daddy? 993 00:51:58,853 --> 00:52:00,855 I don't know. 994 00:52:00,955 --> 00:52:03,024 Maybe to use Tina's free labor? 995 00:52:03,156 --> 00:52:06,159 Well, I'm sure he'll understand, and if not, he can rot. 996 00:52:06,259 --> 00:52:09,329 And we'll be fine here, but it'll be a cold day in hell 997 00:52:09,429 --> 00:52:12,066 before I work with that goat bitch. 998 00:52:12,165 --> 00:52:13,266 [Mary sighs] 999 00:52:13,367 --> 00:52:18,506 -[wind blows] -[birds chirp] 1000 00:52:22,777 --> 00:52:24,478 [Sasha cries] 1001 00:52:24,579 --> 00:52:29,584 Oh, there there, my screeching little angel. 1002 00:52:29,684 --> 00:52:31,819 Grammy Pammy's here. 1003 00:52:31,919 --> 00:52:36,289 Oh, yeah. Somebody's a little fuss bucket, huh? 1004 00:52:36,390 --> 00:52:37,558 Yeah. 1005 00:52:37,659 --> 00:52:40,561 I know you miss your Mommy. 1006 00:52:40,662 --> 00:52:43,163 [Tina] How's Jeremiah's butt? 1007 00:52:43,263 --> 00:52:45,033 [Chewbacca] Ah, it's okay. 1008 00:52:45,133 --> 00:52:47,568 [Tina] Can't believe he came at me like that. 1009 00:52:47,669 --> 00:52:50,938 [Chewbacca] Yeah, he could be real wicked, Jeremiah, 1010 00:52:51,039 --> 00:52:52,707 but he ain't all badness. 1011 00:52:52,807 --> 00:52:54,876 [Tina] Yeah, you, Mary and Murphy all kinda look alike, 1012 00:52:54,976 --> 00:52:56,243 but Jeremiah, I don't know. 1013 00:52:56,343 --> 00:52:57,344 Is he adopted? 1014 00:52:58,713 --> 00:53:00,048 [Chewbacca] I don't know. 1015 00:53:01,049 --> 00:53:02,083 [Tina] Hey, what's the matter? 1016 00:53:03,051 --> 00:53:04,317 [Chewbacca] What you mean? 1017 00:53:04,418 --> 00:53:06,587 You're shoveling the shit kinda sadly. 1018 00:53:07,689 --> 00:53:09,757 Oh, uh... 1019 00:53:09,857 --> 00:53:14,529 I guess I'm sad 'cause Mary's moving in with her boyfriend. 1020 00:53:14,629 --> 00:53:15,697 What? Why are you sad about that? 1021 00:53:15,797 --> 00:53:16,998 You should be happy. 1022 00:53:17,865 --> 00:53:20,001 Yeah, I guess you're right. 1023 00:53:20,101 --> 00:53:23,236 You know, Jeremiah and Ma look a lot alike, 1024 00:53:23,336 --> 00:53:26,339 and Jer was her favorite. 1025 00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:28,509 So it hit him the hardest when she left. 1026 00:53:29,376 --> 00:53:30,978 And now Mary's leaving. 1027 00:53:32,714 --> 00:53:34,082 I hate when people leave. 1028 00:53:34,949 --> 00:53:36,283 I know what you mean. 1029 00:53:36,383 --> 00:53:38,953 Oh, my mom was a mess when my dad left. 1030 00:53:39,053 --> 00:53:40,855 And Gary and I have never seen eye to eye, 1031 00:53:40,955 --> 00:53:43,091 but he does right by my mom. 1032 00:53:44,592 --> 00:53:46,127 [Chewbacca] When did your dad leave? 1033 00:53:46,226 --> 00:53:49,063 When I was eight. I haven't seen him since. 1034 00:53:49,163 --> 00:53:50,297 [Chewbacca] Wow. 1035 00:53:50,998 --> 00:53:51,933 I'm sorry. 1036 00:53:53,266 --> 00:53:56,604 Heard the farm's in trouble from Mary. 1037 00:53:57,205 --> 00:53:59,607 Yeah, and her moving out won't help. 1038 00:54:00,575 --> 00:54:04,444 I wish I could solve the problems, but making money's hard. 1039 00:54:04,545 --> 00:54:06,147 Amen. 1040 00:54:06,246 --> 00:54:08,182 What're you gonna do if you lose the farm? 1041 00:54:10,585 --> 00:54:12,520 I don't know. 1042 00:54:12,620 --> 00:54:15,322 Really? Nothing else you wanna do? 1043 00:54:15,422 --> 00:54:17,525 Little Chewbacca didn't wanna be an astronaut? 1044 00:54:17,625 --> 00:54:19,227 [chuckles] 1045 00:54:19,326 --> 00:54:21,729 I never figured on doing anything else. 1046 00:54:21,829 --> 00:54:23,164 I have to be here. 1047 00:54:23,263 --> 00:54:25,600 Well, I wanted to be an astronaut. 1048 00:54:25,700 --> 00:54:27,434 Then I wanted to be a musician, 1049 00:54:27,535 --> 00:54:29,402 and then a fashion designer. 1050 00:54:29,504 --> 00:54:30,872 Yada yada. 1051 00:54:30,972 --> 00:54:32,874 I thought you wanted to be a goat? 1052 00:54:32,974 --> 00:54:34,742 I think you'd make a good goat. 1053 00:54:34,842 --> 00:54:38,112 Well, maybe if we lose the farm, that's what I'll do. 1054 00:54:38,212 --> 00:54:39,781 [Tina chuckles] 1055 00:54:39,881 --> 00:54:42,150 -[Pam] Tina? -Mom? 1056 00:54:42,250 --> 00:54:43,651 [gasps] Are you still in that thing? 1057 00:54:43,751 --> 00:54:45,153 You haven't washed it since you've been here? 1058 00:54:45,253 --> 00:54:47,354 Mom, you've come to the farm. 1059 00:54:47,454 --> 00:54:50,258 Oh, I'm your mom now, am I? 1060 00:54:50,390 --> 00:54:52,660 I didn't know goats could have moms. 1061 00:54:53,094 --> 00:54:55,129 How else would other goats be born? 1062 00:54:55,229 --> 00:54:58,633 I don't know! How else could other humans be born, huh? 1063 00:54:58,733 --> 00:55:01,434 Well, this little human is your little human, 1064 00:55:01,536 --> 00:55:05,072 and this little human wants her human mommy back. 1065 00:55:05,173 --> 00:55:06,941 -No, thanks. -[Pam] I am tired of this. 1066 00:55:07,041 --> 00:55:08,910 You need to come and take care of your child. 1067 00:55:09,010 --> 00:55:10,343 I've let this go on long enough! 1068 00:55:10,845 --> 00:55:12,947 -Mom. -Tina, I am begging you! 1069 00:55:13,047 --> 00:55:14,481 Take your child! 1070 00:55:14,582 --> 00:55:17,317 -Mom, I can't right now. -[Pam] Okay! 1071 00:55:17,417 --> 00:55:19,854 I'm just gonna leave her here, right in the dirt! 1072 00:55:19,954 --> 00:55:21,656 You can't just ignore her, can you? 1073 00:55:21,756 --> 00:55:23,758 You can't just let her die! 1074 00:55:24,926 --> 00:55:27,728 Don't you worry, my sweet little grand baby. 1075 00:55:27,829 --> 00:55:30,898 Your mommy's gonna do the right thing. I just know it. 1076 00:55:32,967 --> 00:55:35,570 [playful music] 1077 00:55:37,605 --> 00:55:41,042 [Tina whimpers] 1078 00:55:44,712 --> 00:55:46,581 Hey. Uh, Ma'am? 1079 00:55:46,681 --> 00:55:48,850 I don't think it's the best idea to leave a baby here. 1080 00:55:53,087 --> 00:55:54,255 Tina? 1081 00:55:56,290 --> 00:55:59,861 [hay rustles] 1082 00:55:59,961 --> 00:56:01,662 -[Tina grunts] -Tina? 1083 00:56:01,762 --> 00:56:03,664 Uh, I don't know what to do with this here baby. 1084 00:56:03,764 --> 00:56:05,066 [Tina bleats] 1085 00:56:05,166 --> 00:56:07,735 -Yeah, I hear you, but... -[bleats] 1086 00:56:07,835 --> 00:56:10,137 Tina, you can't just scream your way out of this. 1087 00:56:10,805 --> 00:56:13,708 [Tina screams] 1088 00:56:13,808 --> 00:56:16,010 Well, I guess you can scream your way outta this. 1089 00:56:21,349 --> 00:56:23,751 [gentle chime music] 1090 00:56:23,851 --> 00:56:26,287 [Pam sighs] 1091 00:56:29,290 --> 00:56:32,326 [Jeremiah] What kind of psychopath abandons her baby to be a goat? 1092 00:56:32,425 --> 00:56:34,562 You trying to get an ass whooping, donkey? 1093 00:56:34,662 --> 00:56:36,931 No, no, no, she's perfect for you. Just like Mama. 1094 00:56:37,031 --> 00:56:39,333 Ready to abandon her baby at the drop of a hat. 1095 00:56:40,101 --> 00:56:41,068 [Mary] Here we go! 1096 00:56:42,469 --> 00:56:44,772 [playful music] 1097 00:56:44,872 --> 00:56:47,407 -[fist thuds] -[Jeremiah groans] 1098 00:56:47,508 --> 00:56:49,343 [whimpers] 1099 00:56:49,710 --> 00:56:51,545 -Hey. -I'm not here! 1100 00:56:55,182 --> 00:56:56,684 [Jeremiah] Don't let me find you, Chew! 1101 00:56:56,784 --> 00:56:58,786 I'm gonna bust your ass when I do! 1102 00:56:58,886 --> 00:57:01,188 Can I help you? 1103 00:57:01,289 --> 00:57:03,324 I don't come into your home and mess with your things. 1104 00:57:03,423 --> 00:57:04,692 That's exactly what you're doing. 1105 00:57:04,792 --> 00:57:06,961 -[Tina] Oh, whatever. -Yeah, whatever. 1106 00:57:14,669 --> 00:57:16,871 -Thanks. -Yeah. 1107 00:57:16,971 --> 00:57:19,173 Hey, he's just mad 'cause I punched him in the cock. 1108 00:57:19,273 --> 00:57:21,208 That does make people mad. 1109 00:57:24,712 --> 00:57:27,114 Are you all right? You seem upset. 1110 00:57:27,214 --> 00:57:29,016 I'm fine. Goats don't get upset. 1111 00:57:29,116 --> 00:57:30,952 You know, Mary loves babies. 1112 00:57:31,052 --> 00:57:33,287 She's gonna take good care of your little girl. 1113 00:57:37,091 --> 00:57:40,361 Hey, we'll keep her fed and everything until... 1114 00:57:40,460 --> 00:57:41,896 I don't know... 1115 00:57:41,996 --> 00:57:42,830 Uh... 1116 00:57:44,265 --> 00:57:45,700 Life's hard. 1117 00:57:46,334 --> 00:57:47,467 Yeah. 1118 00:57:48,869 --> 00:57:51,839 There are things that we think we want, 1119 00:57:51,939 --> 00:57:54,375 and then there are things we know we shouldn't have. 1120 00:57:55,042 --> 00:57:57,611 And there are feelings that we don't know 1121 00:57:57,712 --> 00:58:00,781 if I should listen to them, or ignore them. 1122 00:58:02,049 --> 00:58:05,753 What I'm saying is you could talk to me, if you want. 1123 00:58:06,721 --> 00:58:07,755 I appreciate that. 1124 00:58:10,658 --> 00:58:13,361 People expect you to be things for them. 1125 00:58:14,028 --> 00:58:16,063 Things like a mother, or a daughter, 1126 00:58:16,163 --> 00:58:19,266 or a lover, or a host of other things, and I hated it 1127 00:58:20,267 --> 00:58:24,205 I hated having all these expectations around my neck. 1128 00:58:24,305 --> 00:58:26,240 But being a goat? 1129 00:58:26,340 --> 00:58:27,641 I'm free of all that. 1130 00:58:27,742 --> 00:58:29,844 I don't have to be anything for anybody. 1131 00:58:29,944 --> 00:58:31,545 I get to just be Tina. 1132 00:58:36,684 --> 00:58:38,052 Hey, what the hell, dude? 1133 00:58:38,753 --> 00:58:40,321 But I like you. 1134 00:58:40,421 --> 00:58:43,090 Did you not hear anything I just said? 1135 00:58:43,190 --> 00:58:44,558 I heard it, but I like you 1136 00:58:44,658 --> 00:58:46,560 and how-- I thought you liked me? 1137 00:58:46,660 --> 00:58:47,762 Do you not like me? 1138 00:58:48,596 --> 00:58:51,565 I'm a goat, Chewbacca, and you're a farmer. 1139 00:58:51,665 --> 00:58:53,200 [Chewbacca] So what? 1140 00:58:53,300 --> 00:58:54,668 So, it's not right. 1141 00:58:55,102 --> 00:58:57,104 People get it on with animals all the time, Tina. 1142 00:58:57,204 --> 00:58:59,774 -It's okay. -That's disgusting! 1143 00:58:59,874 --> 00:59:01,375 Please leave. 1144 00:59:01,475 --> 00:59:03,577 Wait. I didn't mean it like that. 1145 00:59:03,677 --> 00:59:06,947 Look. I don't understand what's going on with you. 1146 00:59:07,048 --> 00:59:09,784 I think you're being a goat because you don't wanna do 1147 00:59:09,884 --> 00:59:12,119 the BS that everybody has to do every day. 1148 00:59:12,219 --> 00:59:14,422 But has your life really gotten any better? 1149 00:59:14,523 --> 00:59:18,359 You don't know a thing about me or what I'm doing, okay? 1150 00:59:18,459 --> 00:59:21,128 You're just some sad little farmer boy 1151 00:59:21,228 --> 00:59:23,397 who misses his mama, can't get over it. 1152 00:59:23,931 --> 00:59:28,069 I'm a good man and I deserve to be happy and love someone. All right? 1153 00:59:28,169 --> 00:59:30,505 And why would I wanna be with someone who could just 1154 00:59:30,604 --> 00:59:32,541 throw away their own kid like that? 1155 00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:34,675 Jeremiah was right about you. 1156 00:59:46,253 --> 00:59:47,455 [fist thuds] 1157 00:59:47,556 --> 00:59:50,491 That's for whacking me in the dick! 1158 00:59:52,793 --> 00:59:55,796 [door creaks] 1159 00:59:55,896 --> 00:59:57,364 [door closes] 1160 01:00:07,174 --> 01:00:09,677 How could you leave her in a place like that, Gary? 1161 01:00:10,512 --> 01:00:11,546 I thought it would help. 1162 01:00:11,645 --> 01:00:14,748 You said it would fix it. 1163 01:00:14,849 --> 01:00:17,586 Now she's more of a goat than she was before. 1164 01:00:17,685 --> 01:00:20,654 She's eating grass and dirt. 1165 01:00:20,754 --> 01:00:22,923 What happened to my beautiful daughter? 1166 01:00:23,023 --> 01:00:24,892 Hey, hey, hey. 1167 01:00:24,992 --> 01:00:26,427 Baby. Baby. 1168 01:00:26,994 --> 01:00:28,662 [Gary sighs] 1169 01:00:28,762 --> 01:00:31,065 How about you and I, we just... 1170 01:00:31,165 --> 01:00:33,701 -get away from all this, huh? -Gary. 1171 01:00:33,801 --> 01:00:37,071 How about we get away from all these bad vibes? 1172 01:00:37,171 --> 01:00:39,907 -I don't wanna go anywhere. -Oh, come on, baby. 1173 01:00:40,007 --> 01:00:41,041 I don't wanna do anything, Gary. 1174 01:00:41,142 --> 01:00:42,743 Baby! 1175 01:00:42,843 --> 01:00:45,246 You've been upset about this long enough. 1176 01:00:45,346 --> 01:00:48,816 It's time for you to break outta the slump you're in, hm? 1177 01:00:48,916 --> 01:00:50,619 Don't. 1178 01:00:50,718 --> 01:00:52,987 -[Gary] What? try to make you feel better? -No. 1179 01:00:53,087 --> 01:00:55,723 You're trying to make you feel better, Gary! 1180 01:00:55,823 --> 01:00:57,626 -Oh, come on. -Oh, no! 1181 01:00:57,758 --> 01:01:01,295 You are always trying to minimize my emotions. 1182 01:01:02,863 --> 01:01:05,499 I'm sad, Gary, okay? 1183 01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:08,537 And I'm depressed, okay? I just can't be the... 1184 01:01:08,637 --> 01:01:10,938 happy, smiling wife you always wanted! 1185 01:01:11,038 --> 01:01:13,440 -I'm not asking for that! -Oh, yes, you are. 1186 01:01:13,542 --> 01:01:15,809 How does this turn into you being mad at me, 1187 01:01:15,910 --> 01:01:18,379 when it's Tina that's making you act like this? 1188 01:01:18,479 --> 01:01:19,780 It's Tina now, is it? 1189 01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:21,616 Why don't she just blame Tina 1190 01:01:21,715 --> 01:01:23,317 for all the problems in the world? 1191 01:01:23,417 --> 01:01:25,186 Oh, wah, wah, wah! 1192 01:01:25,286 --> 01:01:26,320 Why don't you cry me some more about it? 1193 01:01:26,420 --> 01:01:28,155 Oh, you scoundrel! 1194 01:01:28,255 --> 01:01:30,559 You scoundrel! 1195 01:01:30,659 --> 01:01:32,860 I always knew you were an asshole. 1196 01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:34,862 [sighs] My mother was right about you! 1197 01:01:37,331 --> 01:01:38,933 Pam, baby. 1198 01:01:39,033 --> 01:01:40,935 Come on, there has to be something I can say 1199 01:01:41,035 --> 01:01:42,002 or do to make you stay! 1200 01:01:42,102 --> 01:01:43,737 [Gary groans] 1201 01:01:51,312 --> 01:01:54,481 -[car door slams] -[car starts] 1202 01:01:54,583 --> 01:01:56,651 [car engine revs] 1203 01:01:56,750 --> 01:01:59,688 [thunder rumbles] 1204 01:02:00,589 --> 01:02:03,525 [somber music] 1205 01:02:27,915 --> 01:02:29,684 -This looks great. -Mm-hm. 1206 01:02:29,783 --> 01:02:30,951 So, Daddy, there's something 1207 01:02:31,051 --> 01:02:32,353 I wanna talk to you about. 1208 01:02:32,453 --> 01:02:33,921 -What the hell? -No swearing. 1209 01:02:34,021 --> 01:02:37,124 Oh, so sorry. There was no more food! 1210 01:02:39,426 --> 01:02:41,663 So, you know that me and-- 1211 01:02:41,762 --> 01:02:43,831 Don't waste food! Go on, Mary. 1212 01:02:43,931 --> 01:02:45,099 [doorbell rings] 1213 01:02:45,199 --> 01:02:47,268 [screams] 1214 01:02:47,368 --> 01:02:48,769 Damn that thing! 1215 01:02:48,869 --> 01:02:50,471 Looks like your girlfriend's at the door. 1216 01:02:50,572 --> 01:02:52,072 She's not! 1217 01:02:52,172 --> 01:02:54,174 -This is bullshit. -[Murphy] No swearing. 1218 01:02:54,275 --> 01:02:56,043 -What's up his ass? -[door bell rings] 1219 01:02:56,143 --> 01:02:58,212 Jesus! Will someone answer the damn door? 1220 01:02:58,312 --> 01:03:00,247 I'm moving in with Franklin! 1221 01:03:04,084 --> 01:03:07,454 I'll still be close by and I'll be back to work every day. 1222 01:03:08,789 --> 01:03:10,558 [rain splashes] 1223 01:03:10,659 --> 01:03:12,092 Well! [chuckles] 1224 01:03:12,192 --> 01:03:13,994 Ain't you a sight for sore eyes? 1225 01:03:14,094 --> 01:03:15,229 Can I talk to Mary? 1226 01:03:15,697 --> 01:03:17,064 You can talk to me. 1227 01:03:17,164 --> 01:03:18,866 I'm on my time of the month and I was hoping 1228 01:03:18,966 --> 01:03:20,769 maybe Mary had some pads in the house? 1229 01:03:20,868 --> 01:03:22,704 On the rag, huh? 1230 01:03:22,803 --> 01:03:25,239 Now, what would a goat need with a pad? 1231 01:03:25,339 --> 01:03:27,107 Do you prefer I bleed all over the place? 1232 01:03:27,207 --> 01:03:28,610 Well, I can give you a diaper! 1233 01:03:28,710 --> 01:03:29,943 I'm not wearing a diaper. 1234 01:03:30,044 --> 01:03:31,445 Well, you know, see, typically, 1235 01:03:31,546 --> 01:03:33,480 we lock the livestock up out there in the barn, 1236 01:03:33,581 --> 01:03:35,115 so the wolves don't get you. 1237 01:03:35,215 --> 01:03:37,451 Jeremiah, I am seriously asking you for help right now. 1238 01:03:37,552 --> 01:03:40,921 The way you abandoned your baby so easily? Honestly? 1239 01:03:41,021 --> 01:03:42,657 You should be sterilized. 1240 01:03:43,490 --> 01:03:45,426 Why are you so cruel to me? 1241 01:03:45,527 --> 01:03:50,765 -[bleak music] -[rain splashes] 1242 01:03:54,468 --> 01:03:56,070 [Jeremiah] What the hell? 1243 01:04:02,076 --> 01:04:04,679 [dark music] 1244 01:04:06,313 --> 01:04:09,083 [Tina screams] 1245 01:04:13,187 --> 01:04:16,256 [thunder booms] 1246 01:04:16,357 --> 01:04:18,125 Just fucking hit me. 1247 01:04:19,594 --> 01:04:21,663 [Lloyd] Tina? 1248 01:04:21,763 --> 01:04:23,097 Lloyd? 1249 01:04:23,197 --> 01:04:25,933 What are you doing out here in the rain? 1250 01:04:26,033 --> 01:04:27,702 [car door slams] 1251 01:04:27,802 --> 01:04:29,738 Let's get you inside. 1252 01:04:32,973 --> 01:04:36,176 [gentle piano music] 1253 01:04:45,854 --> 01:04:47,589 [Tina] Did Pam get you to come here? 1254 01:04:48,188 --> 01:04:50,991 I talked to her. 1255 01:04:51,091 --> 01:04:55,062 Thought she was lying, when she said you were living on a farm. 1256 01:04:55,162 --> 01:04:57,131 Why are you in a costume? 1257 01:04:57,766 --> 01:04:58,867 I'm a goat. 1258 01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:02,069 Come on. Do you really think this is gonna work? 1259 01:05:02,169 --> 01:05:03,838 I'm making it work. 1260 01:05:03,937 --> 01:05:05,673 I just can't believe that you would go to this extent 1261 01:05:05,774 --> 01:05:08,275 to not sign the divorce papers. 1262 01:05:08,375 --> 01:05:09,811 I'm kidding, okay? 1263 01:05:09,910 --> 01:05:13,715 Look, I am ecstatic that you didn't sign them. 1264 01:05:15,382 --> 01:05:19,319 Leaving you and Sasha was the biggest mistake of my life. 1265 01:05:19,420 --> 01:05:21,121 -I love you. -How dare you. 1266 01:05:21,623 --> 01:05:23,725 -I know you're upset. -Upset? 1267 01:05:23,825 --> 01:05:25,660 You left us, Lloyd. 1268 01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:28,897 I felt stifled, okay? I thought I wanted freedom. 1269 01:05:28,996 --> 01:05:30,565 You can understand that, right? 1270 01:05:30,665 --> 01:05:32,266 -No, I can't. -Come on. 1271 01:05:32,366 --> 01:05:34,435 Isn't it what this whole goat thing is about? 1272 01:05:34,803 --> 01:05:38,071 Freedom to do what you want, when you want? 1273 01:05:38,172 --> 01:05:39,908 The freedom to just exist? 1274 01:05:40,007 --> 01:05:42,943 It's not as free as you'd think. 1275 01:05:43,377 --> 01:05:47,816 It's just, I kept thinking about when we were young and... 1276 01:05:47,916 --> 01:05:51,318 crazy, like the time I got tickets for us 1277 01:05:51,418 --> 01:05:52,921 to go to Alaska for your birthday, right? 1278 01:05:53,020 --> 01:05:55,523 And we spent four days not sleeping, 1279 01:05:55,623 --> 01:05:58,292 and drinking and laughing. 1280 01:05:59,561 --> 01:06:01,830 I just want us to go back to the good times. 1281 01:06:02,697 --> 01:06:07,234 We can't go back to how it was. Life is messy and hard. 1282 01:06:07,334 --> 01:06:11,071 Yeah, it's gonna be rocky at times, 1283 01:06:11,171 --> 01:06:12,640 but we'll get through it together. 1284 01:06:13,908 --> 01:06:17,277 Life sucks, but... 1285 01:06:17,377 --> 01:06:19,848 with you, it's okay. 1286 01:06:19,948 --> 01:06:22,851 [chuckles] Thank you. 1287 01:06:23,551 --> 01:06:26,788 So, come on. Let's get Sasha. Let's get outta this barn. 1288 01:06:28,690 --> 01:06:30,525 We're not going anywhere with you. 1289 01:06:30,625 --> 01:06:32,226 [chuckles] What? 1290 01:06:32,326 --> 01:06:36,330 I always want you to be a part of Sasha's life, but... 1291 01:06:36,430 --> 01:06:37,899 you left. 1292 01:06:37,998 --> 01:06:40,702 Some things can't be undone. 1293 01:06:40,802 --> 01:06:42,637 This is who I am now. 1294 01:06:44,004 --> 01:06:46,608 [scoffs] 1295 01:06:49,644 --> 01:06:52,580 [rain splashes] 1296 01:06:58,352 --> 01:07:01,623 I really hope you find what you're looking for with this! 1297 01:07:04,458 --> 01:07:05,459 [car door slams] 1298 01:07:33,988 --> 01:07:34,889 [groans] 1299 01:07:46,133 --> 01:07:48,636 [sobs] 1300 01:07:53,373 --> 01:07:55,877 [sobbing] 1301 01:08:14,294 --> 01:08:17,065 [birds chirp] 1302 01:08:42,624 --> 01:08:43,591 Gary? 1303 01:08:43,691 --> 01:08:45,526 All right. Let's go. 1304 01:08:45,627 --> 01:08:47,327 Hey, let go of me! 1305 01:08:47,427 --> 01:08:49,631 I never thought I'd meet the perfect woman. 1306 01:08:49,731 --> 01:08:51,699 And she is perfect for me, your mom. 1307 01:08:51,799 --> 01:08:54,501 Perfect for me and everything I'm into, in so many ways, 1308 01:08:54,602 --> 01:08:56,938 but you, you do something that makes her crazy 1309 01:08:57,038 --> 01:08:59,607 and you're making me crazy, and it's killing her! 1310 01:08:59,707 --> 01:09:01,709 So, we are gonna do whatever it takes 1311 01:09:01,809 --> 01:09:04,045 to make you better again, for her! 1312 01:09:04,144 --> 01:09:06,881 [Tina] Let me go, Gary! I'm not going with you! 1313 01:09:06,981 --> 01:09:09,117 -[fabric tears] -[Gary grunts] 1314 01:09:09,216 --> 01:09:11,786 If there's no more goat for you to be, 1315 01:09:11,886 --> 01:09:13,253 then you can't be a goat! 1316 01:09:13,353 --> 01:09:16,891 -[foot thuds] -[Gary groans] 1317 01:09:16,991 --> 01:09:19,359 Tina, come back! You have to come back, Tina. 1318 01:09:19,459 --> 01:09:21,829 -I won't! -You have to! I have to prove to your mother 1319 01:09:21,929 --> 01:09:24,297 that I can fix you! Tina, come on! You've gotta come back! 1320 01:09:24,398 --> 01:09:27,334 -Get away, Gary! -Tina, Tina! 1321 01:09:27,434 --> 01:09:29,336 I belong here! 1322 01:09:29,436 --> 01:09:30,738 Tina! 1323 01:09:31,506 --> 01:09:33,574 Come, Tina. Come on! 1324 01:09:33,675 --> 01:09:34,842 [groans] 1325 01:09:37,244 --> 01:09:39,914 Hands off my livestock. 1326 01:09:41,214 --> 01:09:43,685 Tina, you have to come back! 1327 01:09:43,785 --> 01:09:46,821 I'm sorry, Gary, but I belong here. 1328 01:09:50,792 --> 01:09:52,627 Deal's off. 1329 01:09:52,727 --> 01:09:56,130 [brooding piano music] 1330 01:10:17,919 --> 01:10:20,154 That was wild. 1331 01:10:20,253 --> 01:10:22,190 I'ma go throw some cow shit at her. 1332 01:10:22,289 --> 01:10:25,593 Seriously? Don't you feel bad for her? 1333 01:10:25,693 --> 01:10:28,830 Hell no! How can you even say that when you're holding her baby? 1334 01:10:28,930 --> 01:10:31,032 If anything, you should feel bad! 1335 01:10:31,132 --> 01:10:33,333 Jerry, there is a big difference 1336 01:10:33,433 --> 01:10:36,403 between being kind of a dick and being a total dick, 1337 01:10:36,503 --> 01:10:38,740 and you are leaning toward the wrong side of the sack. 1338 01:10:38,840 --> 01:10:40,975 [chuckles] Wait. Did you just come up with that? 1339 01:10:41,075 --> 01:10:42,375 I'm serious! 1340 01:10:43,678 --> 01:10:45,079 Everyone is human. 1341 01:10:45,179 --> 01:10:47,247 Everyone is flawed. 1342 01:10:47,347 --> 01:10:51,152 And everyone deserves a bit of grace from time to time. 1343 01:10:53,588 --> 01:10:54,689 Here. 1344 01:11:00,161 --> 01:11:01,261 Hey! 1345 01:11:02,096 --> 01:11:04,232 I'm-I'm Jeremiah. 1346 01:11:04,331 --> 01:11:07,668 It's nice to meet you. [chuckles] 1347 01:11:07,769 --> 01:11:09,537 Wow. You are adorable. 1348 01:11:09,637 --> 01:11:12,039 [birds chirp] 1349 01:11:16,010 --> 01:11:17,178 Hey, Chew? 1350 01:11:18,679 --> 01:11:19,580 Are you in here? 1351 01:11:19,680 --> 01:11:21,015 [Chewbacca] Go away! 1352 01:11:22,550 --> 01:11:25,019 First you don't want me to leave, 1353 01:11:25,119 --> 01:11:27,522 now you want to get rid of me? 1354 01:11:27,622 --> 01:11:29,824 You're gonna give me whiplash. 1355 01:11:32,226 --> 01:11:33,094 Hey. 1356 01:11:33,493 --> 01:11:34,361 [gentle piano music] 1357 01:11:34,461 --> 01:11:36,030 I'm sorry, Chew. 1358 01:11:36,130 --> 01:11:37,165 I know you don't want me to leave, 1359 01:11:37,265 --> 01:11:38,266 but that's part of life. 1360 01:11:38,365 --> 01:11:41,301 Leaving home, sometimes. 1361 01:11:41,401 --> 01:11:43,704 Maybe Tina will stay, and then who knows 1362 01:11:43,805 --> 01:11:44,906 what might happen between you two? 1363 01:11:45,006 --> 01:11:46,274 Nothing's gonna happen. 1364 01:11:46,473 --> 01:11:49,476 She definitely wants to be all over that knobby, 1365 01:11:49,577 --> 01:11:50,745 gangly body of yours. 1366 01:11:50,845 --> 01:11:52,412 No, she doesn't! 1367 01:11:52,513 --> 01:11:54,381 I tried to kiss her, it got weird! 1368 01:11:55,883 --> 01:11:57,450 I don't wanna talk about it! 1369 01:11:57,552 --> 01:11:59,587 -Go away. -[Mary] Chew. 1370 01:11:59,687 --> 01:12:00,688 Look. 1371 01:12:01,756 --> 01:12:04,192 I think that girl likes you, 1372 01:12:04,292 --> 01:12:06,661 but if she doesn't, it's her loss, 1373 01:12:06,761 --> 01:12:09,329 because you are handsome, and you're caring, 1374 01:12:09,429 --> 01:12:11,566 and loyal and kind. 1375 01:12:11,666 --> 01:12:13,067 And you're gonna make someone a really, 1376 01:12:13,167 --> 01:12:15,402 really good husband, one day. 1377 01:12:16,170 --> 01:12:18,338 -You really think so? -[Mary] Yeah. 1378 01:12:18,840 --> 01:12:20,508 Yeah. I really, really think so. 1379 01:12:22,076 --> 01:12:24,645 Now quit being a whiny little bitch 1380 01:12:24,745 --> 01:12:26,113 and get up out the closet. 1381 01:12:27,014 --> 01:12:28,616 -Okay. -[Mary] Okay. 1382 01:12:30,618 --> 01:12:34,155 [gentle orchestral music] 1383 01:12:39,594 --> 01:12:41,696 You know, we held onto these, 1384 01:12:41,796 --> 01:12:45,032 'cause I was convinced she was coming back and... 1385 01:12:45,132 --> 01:12:47,500 I thought she'd really appreciate that we held onto 'em. 1386 01:12:47,602 --> 01:12:49,670 -Aww. -Oh, don't do that. 1387 01:12:50,671 --> 01:12:53,574 I was convinced, you know? But... 1388 01:12:53,674 --> 01:12:55,442 She was sensitive. 1389 01:12:55,543 --> 01:12:58,880 And he was devastated. 1390 01:12:58,980 --> 01:13:01,414 And you came out here and... 1391 01:13:01,515 --> 01:13:03,784 we don't get a lot of women on the farm 1392 01:13:03,885 --> 01:13:06,654 and all I could think is he's gonna get attached 1393 01:13:06,754 --> 01:13:08,322 and have his heart broken. 1394 01:13:08,421 --> 01:13:10,892 I don't wanna break anyone's heart. 1395 01:13:11,491 --> 01:13:14,729 Well, anyway, you can wear these, if you want to. 1396 01:13:14,829 --> 01:13:17,531 Thanks, but goats don't wear clothes. 1397 01:13:18,633 --> 01:13:21,202 -Why are you doing this? -I'm not doing anything. 1398 01:13:21,302 --> 01:13:23,470 Why are you a goat and not a person? 1399 01:13:24,005 --> 01:13:26,173 Goats have it easier than people. 1400 01:13:26,274 --> 01:13:27,407 [Jeremiah] Do they? 1401 01:13:27,508 --> 01:13:29,310 Goats don't have responsibilities. 1402 01:13:29,409 --> 01:13:31,545 They don't have to abide by the unwritten laws of society. 1403 01:13:31,646 --> 01:13:34,348 They get to just be goats and take it easy. 1404 01:13:34,849 --> 01:13:39,086 From where I'm sitting, it don't look that easy. 1405 01:13:39,186 --> 01:13:42,556 Anyway. You wanna help me bring this hay into the barn? 1406 01:13:42,924 --> 01:13:44,959 Can I have a pad first? 1407 01:13:45,059 --> 01:13:47,460 The mark on my ass says no. 1408 01:13:47,828 --> 01:13:51,464 [gentle music continues] 1409 01:13:53,367 --> 01:13:54,936 [Mary] I got something for you. 1410 01:13:55,036 --> 01:13:56,570 Oh, thanks. 1411 01:13:57,171 --> 01:13:59,407 Hey, congrats, by the way. You moving out? 1412 01:13:59,507 --> 01:14:03,144 Yeah. I'm a little scared about leaving the farm. 1413 01:14:03,244 --> 01:14:05,680 I've been here my whole life. 1414 01:14:05,780 --> 01:14:07,480 God, I make it sound like I'm going more than 1415 01:14:07,581 --> 01:14:08,816 five miles down the road. 1416 01:14:08,916 --> 01:14:10,117 [Tina chuckles] 1417 01:14:10,217 --> 01:14:11,752 Well, I'm happy for you. 1418 01:14:11,852 --> 01:14:13,888 I hope it works out with you and Franklin. 1419 01:14:13,988 --> 01:14:15,523 He's the one. 1420 01:14:15,623 --> 01:14:17,758 Mm, that's what I thought when I married Lloyd. 1421 01:14:18,292 --> 01:14:19,827 Chew... [sighs] 1422 01:14:19,927 --> 01:14:21,028 Chew likes you. 1423 01:14:21,128 --> 01:14:22,697 I know. 1424 01:14:22,797 --> 01:14:25,366 Do you like him? 1425 01:14:25,465 --> 01:14:29,870 He's really sweet, and gentle and earnest. 1426 01:14:29,971 --> 01:14:32,673 But so was Lloyd, once upon a time, 1427 01:14:32,773 --> 01:14:36,644 and I just need my life to be simple. 1428 01:14:36,744 --> 01:14:39,580 Well, whatever happens, [sighs] 1429 01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:41,248 I hope you stay here, 1430 01:14:41,349 --> 01:14:44,484 and fill in the hole that I leave when I move out. 1431 01:14:44,585 --> 01:14:46,053 I think you're good for this farm. 1432 01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:47,588 Yeah? 1433 01:14:49,924 --> 01:14:51,325 I gotta go put in this pad. 1434 01:14:51,425 --> 01:14:52,893 Right. Okay. 1435 01:14:55,429 --> 01:14:59,033 [gentle music continues] 1436 01:15:46,414 --> 01:15:48,482 -That's fine work. -Oh, thanks, Murphy. 1437 01:15:48,582 --> 01:15:50,751 Hey, there's something I've been wanting to talk to you about. 1438 01:15:50,851 --> 01:15:53,788 So, I've got this friend who teaches yoga and she has a class with animals. 1439 01:15:53,888 --> 01:15:56,791 I was thinking that since you already have so many here, 1440 01:15:56,891 --> 01:15:58,859 you could start something where people from the city 1441 01:15:58,959 --> 01:16:01,362 get to interact with the animals and you charge 'em for it? 1442 01:16:01,462 --> 01:16:06,767 It'll be cold in the earth before I let hippies come here and do yoga with my cows! 1443 01:16:06,867 --> 01:16:10,237 Okay, not yoga. I was thinking like video calls? 1444 01:16:10,337 --> 01:16:12,673 You could call it "Calls With Cows". 1445 01:16:12,773 --> 01:16:15,910 You're telling me people would pay money 1446 01:16:16,010 --> 01:16:18,479 [chuckles] to have a call with a cow? 1447 01:16:18,579 --> 01:16:21,082 Get a slick website, people will pay for almost anything. 1448 01:16:22,616 --> 01:16:25,719 If you think enough people will buy it, I'm all for it. 1449 01:16:29,457 --> 01:16:31,526 [gentle music continues] 1450 01:16:31,625 --> 01:16:34,962 -[Chewbacca] Hey. -Hey. What're you doing? 1451 01:16:35,062 --> 01:16:36,964 Well, you said I'd make a good goat. 1452 01:16:37,064 --> 01:16:38,099 Here. I got you one, too. 1453 01:16:39,266 --> 01:16:41,068 I know it's not as fancy as yours, but, 1454 01:16:41,168 --> 01:16:43,037 I figured since yours is all torn up... 1455 01:16:44,405 --> 01:16:47,108 Tina, I'm really sorry about what I said the other day. 1456 01:16:48,543 --> 01:16:52,313 I like you and if I have to be a goat to be with you, 1457 01:16:52,413 --> 01:16:54,482 I'm gonna be the best damn goat there is. 1458 01:16:54,583 --> 01:16:56,317 Except for you, of course. 1459 01:16:56,417 --> 01:16:57,952 You'd do that for me? 1460 01:16:58,052 --> 01:16:59,053 And more. 1461 01:17:00,589 --> 01:17:04,325 [warm orchestral music] 1462 01:17:05,459 --> 01:17:09,463 We're gonna have nasty goat sex. 1463 01:17:09,564 --> 01:17:11,398 -[lively trumpet music] -[Tina bleats] 1464 01:17:11,499 --> 01:17:12,833 [elephant trumpets] 1465 01:17:12,933 --> 01:17:15,803 [both bleat] 1466 01:17:15,903 --> 01:17:17,905 [elephant trumpets] 1467 01:17:18,005 --> 01:17:20,107 And that was goat sex. 1468 01:17:20,207 --> 01:17:24,111 And it was pretty bad. 1469 01:17:24,211 --> 01:17:26,747 -Did you just make a goat pun? -Mm-hm. 1470 01:17:26,847 --> 01:17:29,483 I'm gonna have to reevaluate this whole situation. 1471 01:17:29,584 --> 01:17:30,784 Shut up. 1472 01:17:30,885 --> 01:17:33,588 [upbeat music] 1473 01:17:45,065 --> 01:17:47,668 [both slurp] 1474 01:18:00,247 --> 01:18:01,282 I have to go to the bathroom. 1475 01:18:01,382 --> 01:18:02,950 Go ahead. 1476 01:18:03,050 --> 01:18:04,952 No, I mean I have to go to the bathroom. 1477 01:18:06,253 --> 01:18:08,722 You're a goat now. Just lift your flap and go for it. 1478 01:18:11,091 --> 01:18:12,226 What, here? 1479 01:18:12,326 --> 01:18:14,529 The world is your toilet. 1480 01:18:16,430 --> 01:18:17,965 I'm a shy pooper. 1481 01:18:19,534 --> 01:18:21,335 [Mary giggles] Oh, oh! 1482 01:18:22,002 --> 01:18:24,038 What in the sam hell am I looking at here? 1483 01:18:24,138 --> 01:18:27,041 It's all right, Daddy! Chew decided he was gonna be a goat, too! 1484 01:18:27,642 --> 01:18:29,678 Ain't no son of mine gonna be a goat. 1485 01:18:30,377 --> 01:18:32,880 It's all right, Pops. It's not as bad as it looks. 1486 01:18:32,980 --> 01:18:35,249 I'll still get all my chores done. I promise. 1487 01:18:35,349 --> 01:18:38,219 I will not have you bring this embarrassment upon me. 1488 01:18:40,087 --> 01:18:42,056 What would your mother have thought? 1489 01:18:43,390 --> 01:18:45,660 Don't look. It's shameful. 1490 01:18:46,760 --> 01:18:49,964 It's all right, Chew. Mama would've been okay with it. 1491 01:18:55,002 --> 01:18:57,639 [gentle music] 1492 01:19:15,856 --> 01:19:18,727 [Chewbacca sighs] 1493 01:19:19,994 --> 01:19:20,995 [Tina] You okay? 1494 01:19:21,095 --> 01:19:22,731 I just can't get comfortable. 1495 01:19:24,064 --> 01:19:26,267 This is a lot harder than I thought it would be. 1496 01:19:26,367 --> 01:19:28,102 [sighs] Me too. 1497 01:19:28,202 --> 01:19:29,403 Really? 1498 01:19:29,503 --> 01:19:31,338 I thought you made it look so easy. 1499 01:19:31,438 --> 01:19:32,873 Oh, no. It's really hard. 1500 01:19:32,973 --> 01:19:35,042 But it is what it is, I guess 1501 01:19:35,142 --> 01:19:37,044 [sighs] I miss my bed. 1502 01:19:37,144 --> 01:19:39,246 Well, you know, a goat can sleep in a bed. 1503 01:19:39,346 --> 01:19:42,149 [sighs] I miss cooked food. 1504 01:19:42,249 --> 01:19:44,218 You don't miss things from being a human? 1505 01:19:44,918 --> 01:19:46,554 I miss my baby. 1506 01:19:46,655 --> 01:19:48,455 Well, she's in the house. I can go get her if you-- 1507 01:19:48,556 --> 01:19:49,356 No! 1508 01:19:49,456 --> 01:19:50,525 No. 1509 01:19:51,458 --> 01:19:52,527 I... 1510 01:19:52,627 --> 01:19:53,827 I could be dangerous. 1511 01:19:55,362 --> 01:19:56,263 Okay. 1512 01:19:58,767 --> 01:20:00,367 You think I'm a bad mother. 1513 01:20:00,467 --> 01:20:01,670 No. 1514 01:20:01,770 --> 01:20:03,470 I think you're a goat. 1515 01:20:04,371 --> 01:20:06,106 They say when your baby's born, 1516 01:20:06,206 --> 01:20:09,343 you'll feel this overwhelming love. 1517 01:20:09,910 --> 01:20:12,379 But I didn't feel that for her. 1518 01:20:12,479 --> 01:20:14,848 They put her in my arms and... 1519 01:20:16,618 --> 01:20:18,152 I just felt empty. 1520 01:20:19,953 --> 01:20:21,855 I thought I'd get better. 1521 01:20:21,955 --> 01:20:24,124 Maybe it has, a little, but... 1522 01:20:26,427 --> 01:20:27,895 I don't know, Chewbacca. 1523 01:20:27,995 --> 01:20:32,600 Sometimes, I have these dark, dark thoughts 1524 01:20:35,202 --> 01:20:37,338 and how can I be a good mother to Sasha, 1525 01:20:37,438 --> 01:20:40,307 if I'm having these terrible thoughts? 1526 01:20:40,841 --> 01:20:42,577 Thoughts are just thoughts. 1527 01:20:42,677 --> 01:20:44,713 Everyone has weird ideas, sometimes. 1528 01:20:44,813 --> 01:20:46,313 Not like this. 1529 01:20:48,982 --> 01:20:52,821 When I was 16, I liked this girl named Susie, 1530 01:20:53,588 --> 01:20:55,456 and I followed her, all around the fair, 1531 01:20:55,557 --> 01:20:57,157 waiting to ask her out. 1532 01:20:58,760 --> 01:21:01,796 Of course, she knew I was following her, 1533 01:21:01,895 --> 01:21:04,498 but didn't know why. 1534 01:21:04,599 --> 01:21:07,669 She freaked out and told the police I was stalking her. 1535 01:21:08,869 --> 01:21:11,673 When I finally got the courage to ask her out, 1536 01:21:11,773 --> 01:21:14,576 things went south, really fast. 1537 01:21:15,976 --> 01:21:19,046 I had some bad thoughts that night. 1538 01:21:20,080 --> 01:21:21,081 Really bad. 1539 01:21:22,883 --> 01:21:27,254 The important thing is not to act on those crazy thoughts. 1540 01:21:27,354 --> 01:21:30,324 I'm sorry you went through that, but... 1541 01:21:30,424 --> 01:21:34,294 it doesn't change the fact that I'm a bad mother to Sasha. 1542 01:21:35,195 --> 01:21:37,398 Trust me when I tell you, 1543 01:21:37,498 --> 01:21:40,735 a flawed mom is better than no mom. 1544 01:21:59,420 --> 01:22:01,756 [sighs] It's disgusting in here. 1545 01:22:03,525 --> 01:22:05,894 -You came back? -I just came to get my pills. 1546 01:22:05,993 --> 01:22:07,361 I'm just gonna get them and go. 1547 01:22:07,461 --> 01:22:09,196 No, no, no. You don't have to, you know. 1548 01:22:09,296 --> 01:22:11,098 [sighs] Yes, I do. 1549 01:22:11,999 --> 01:22:13,500 Oh, no. 1550 01:22:13,601 --> 01:22:16,336 Jesus, Gary. Don't do that. 1551 01:22:16,437 --> 01:22:19,940 I went to visit Tina to try to convince her to be a person 1552 01:22:20,040 --> 01:22:23,944 so that things could get back to normal and... 1553 01:22:24,044 --> 01:22:27,114 I failed. And it doesn't matter, I realized it's okay 1554 01:22:27,214 --> 01:22:29,918 because she can come and be with us, and she could be a goat 1555 01:22:30,017 --> 01:22:32,854 and we'll let her be a goat. And, I mean, she could be a lion 1556 01:22:32,953 --> 01:22:34,522 and she could chew us all up, 1557 01:22:34,622 --> 01:22:37,826 if that's what it takes to make you come back home. 1558 01:22:38,726 --> 01:22:40,194 I don't know, Gary. 1559 01:22:40,294 --> 01:22:42,831 This has been hard for me. 1560 01:22:42,931 --> 01:22:47,201 And I didn't do the right thing multiple times, 1561 01:22:47,301 --> 01:22:51,840 and I know that, and I know what I did was wrong. 1562 01:22:52,339 --> 01:22:56,578 And I just want a chance to re-earn your trust. 1563 01:22:56,678 --> 01:22:58,312 You can't just take a box, 1564 01:22:58,412 --> 01:23:02,149 and spill out all the contents and then shove it back in. 1565 01:23:02,249 --> 01:23:05,720 -It doesn't work like that. -I can try. Let me try. 1566 01:23:05,820 --> 01:23:08,455 [sighs] I don't know, Gary. 1567 01:23:08,790 --> 01:23:10,123 One chance? 1568 01:23:14,361 --> 01:23:15,530 Okay. 1569 01:23:15,630 --> 01:23:16,831 Okay? 1570 01:23:17,998 --> 01:23:19,132 Okay. 1571 01:23:22,202 --> 01:23:24,137 Jesus, Gary! 1572 01:23:24,238 --> 01:23:27,174 When was the last time you brushed your teeth? 1573 01:23:27,675 --> 01:23:28,676 Sorry. 1574 01:23:29,042 --> 01:23:31,713 -[Tina growls] -[ominous music] 1575 01:23:31,813 --> 01:23:35,282 [Mercedes] Okay, good. One more big push! 1576 01:23:36,350 --> 01:23:37,752 [Tina grunts] 1577 01:23:46,995 --> 01:23:51,533 [ominous music continues] 1578 01:23:51,633 --> 01:23:53,133 [Chewbacca bleats] 1579 01:23:56,804 --> 01:24:01,041 [suspenseful orchestral music] 1580 01:24:28,603 --> 01:24:29,938 Hey. 1581 01:24:30,038 --> 01:24:32,272 Oh, I got a surprise for you! 1582 01:24:32,372 --> 01:24:34,008 Oh, no. I can't. 1583 01:24:34,107 --> 01:24:36,443 Look at her! Look how happy she is! 1584 01:24:40,247 --> 01:24:41,448 [gasps] 1585 01:24:41,549 --> 01:24:44,084 [warm music] 1586 01:24:48,690 --> 01:24:50,090 My baby. 1587 01:24:52,292 --> 01:24:53,828 Oh, baby. 1588 01:24:55,128 --> 01:24:56,598 Mommy missed you so much. 1589 01:24:58,298 --> 01:24:59,867 I am so sorry I abandoned you. 1590 01:24:59,968 --> 01:25:02,502 I will never leave you again. 1591 01:25:02,604 --> 01:25:04,237 I know it's been hard, but... 1592 01:25:04,338 --> 01:25:06,173 maybe this'll make things easier. 1593 01:25:06,273 --> 01:25:09,409 No, she's a goat. This isn't what I want. 1594 01:25:09,510 --> 01:25:12,145 [Chewbacca] What do you want? 1595 01:25:12,245 --> 01:25:13,948 I don't know. 1596 01:25:14,048 --> 01:25:15,550 Can I think about it? 1597 01:25:20,555 --> 01:25:25,125 -[distant waves crash] -[warm music continues] 1598 01:26:04,331 --> 01:26:05,833 Figure out what you want? 1599 01:26:07,101 --> 01:26:08,201 Yes. 1600 01:26:08,301 --> 01:26:09,336 Well? 1601 01:26:10,672 --> 01:26:12,272 I want a cheeseburger. 1602 01:26:12,372 --> 01:26:15,242 And my phone and a hot shower and... 1603 01:26:15,342 --> 01:26:17,745 Oh, my God. I want out of this costume. 1604 01:26:17,845 --> 01:26:19,379 [chuckles] 1605 01:26:22,617 --> 01:26:27,287 -[fire crackles] -[upbeat music] 1606 01:26:28,355 --> 01:26:30,992 [fire crackles] 1607 01:26:34,327 --> 01:26:36,130 What about that thing? 1608 01:26:36,631 --> 01:26:39,266 I think I'm gonna keep it, for now. 1609 01:26:46,306 --> 01:26:48,710 Welcome, little lady. 1610 01:26:48,810 --> 01:26:52,547 My name is Murphy and it is a pleasure to finally meet you. 1611 01:26:52,647 --> 01:26:53,915 I'm Tina. 1612 01:26:54,015 --> 01:26:55,783 And I'm a person. 1613 01:26:55,883 --> 01:26:57,518 Well, Tina, how'd you like a hot shower 1614 01:26:57,618 --> 01:26:59,020 and a home cooked meal? 1615 01:26:59,120 --> 01:27:00,353 I'd be honored. 1616 01:27:00,454 --> 01:27:03,091 But let's start with the shower. 1617 01:27:10,363 --> 01:27:13,034 Oh, I thought you had to go into the station and check- 1618 01:27:13,134 --> 01:27:15,502 Some people are fluent in Spanish. 1619 01:27:15,603 --> 01:27:17,437 No, they flew it from here to there. 1620 01:27:17,538 --> 01:27:20,108 That too has the same word, different meaning. 1621 01:27:20,208 --> 01:27:21,241 No, no. 1622 01:27:21,341 --> 01:27:23,477 Like to, too and two. 1623 01:27:23,578 --> 01:27:24,879 They flew. 1624 01:27:26,246 --> 01:27:28,649 I think I like you better as a human. 1625 01:27:28,750 --> 01:27:30,785 -Yeah? -Yeah. 1626 01:27:30,885 --> 01:27:33,154 But the sex was better when we were goats. 1627 01:27:35,422 --> 01:27:37,290 -Ooh. -Put it on. 1628 01:27:40,161 --> 01:27:41,428 Bah. 1629 01:27:47,969 --> 01:27:48,903 Hey. 1630 01:27:49,003 --> 01:27:50,370 Hey. We're set to jet. 1631 01:27:50,470 --> 01:27:52,272 All right. I'm gonna go say goodbye. 1632 01:27:52,372 --> 01:27:54,809 -Will you tell her it's time? -Yeah, okay. 1633 01:27:56,677 --> 01:27:58,579 [Mary] Well... [sighs] it's time. 1634 01:27:58,679 --> 01:28:01,048 I can't believe it's finally happening. 1635 01:28:01,149 --> 01:28:02,482 Bye bye, baby girl. 1636 01:28:02,583 --> 01:28:05,119 -[Tina] It's okay. -Bye bye! Bye! 1637 01:28:05,219 --> 01:28:08,288 Somehow, you ended up being the least weird person here. 1638 01:28:09,322 --> 01:28:10,992 -Take care of them for me. -I will. 1639 01:28:11,092 --> 01:28:12,527 I'm happy for you, Mary. 1640 01:28:16,396 --> 01:28:19,267 I'll be back so often you won't even know I'm gone, Chew. 1641 01:28:21,135 --> 01:28:22,402 [Jeremiah] I'm proud of ya. 1642 01:28:22,502 --> 01:28:24,437 Franklin's got a few screws loose, 1643 01:28:24,539 --> 01:28:26,306 but I think you'll bust him into shape. 1644 01:28:26,406 --> 01:28:27,708 You know now that I'm gone, 1645 01:28:27,809 --> 01:28:29,376 you're gonna have to pick up slack? 1646 01:28:29,476 --> 01:28:30,711 I'm counting on you, Jerry. 1647 01:28:30,812 --> 01:28:32,613 [Jeremiah] Yeah, yeah. 1648 01:28:34,682 --> 01:28:38,052 Well, all right. So long. 1649 01:28:38,152 --> 01:28:39,287 Daddy? 1650 01:28:40,054 --> 01:28:43,356 I don't have the right words to say to you, so, 1651 01:28:43,456 --> 01:28:44,725 I got you something instead. 1652 01:28:44,826 --> 01:28:46,828 Oh, you didn't have... 1653 01:28:48,796 --> 01:28:50,665 Well, I'm back! 1654 01:28:50,765 --> 01:28:51,899 Mom! 1655 01:28:51,999 --> 01:28:54,902 [triumphant music] 1656 01:28:55,002 --> 01:28:56,403 [Carol chuckles] Okay! 1657 01:28:56,503 --> 01:28:59,507 [Chewbacca sobs] 1658 01:28:59,607 --> 01:29:03,277 Oh, I'm so sorry for leaving ya. 1659 01:29:03,376 --> 01:29:05,780 But I'm here to stay. 1660 01:29:05,880 --> 01:29:08,716 All right. That's enough. [chuckles] 1661 01:29:14,789 --> 01:29:18,391 Well? Ain't you gonna give me a kiss? 1662 01:29:20,460 --> 01:29:25,066 You leave for 15 years, just walk back in, 1663 01:29:25,166 --> 01:29:26,366 like I ain't praying for you every day 1664 01:29:26,466 --> 01:29:27,535 since you've been gone? 1665 01:29:27,635 --> 01:29:29,136 You bet I do! 1666 01:29:29,237 --> 01:29:31,438 So, you better get onboard! 1667 01:29:31,539 --> 01:29:32,573 Come here! 1668 01:29:35,042 --> 01:29:37,211 [both laugh] 1669 01:29:37,311 --> 01:29:39,580 -Hello, Murph. -Welcome home, Ma. 1670 01:29:39,680 --> 01:29:41,414 [Carol] Oh! 1671 01:29:43,217 --> 01:29:47,121 [cheerful orchestral music] 1672 01:29:49,957 --> 01:29:52,293 Well, who is this hussy? 1673 01:29:52,392 --> 01:29:54,427 And why is she wearing my good dress? 1674 01:29:54,528 --> 01:29:56,130 That's my girlfriend, Ma! 1675 01:29:56,230 --> 01:29:58,966 I'm Tina, and I'm a person. 1676 01:30:00,368 --> 01:30:01,602 Okay. [laughs] 1677 01:30:01,702 --> 01:30:04,138 She's a little weird, but I like her! 1678 01:30:04,238 --> 01:30:06,974 [chuckles] 1679 01:30:10,410 --> 01:30:13,446 [Pam] So, she's just in the barn, with the sheep? 1680 01:30:13,547 --> 01:30:16,651 [Gary] I'm pretty sure that's the pen she was in. 1681 01:30:16,751 --> 01:30:20,321 -Hi. Tina? We've come to talk to you. -[sheep bleats] 1682 01:30:20,420 --> 01:30:22,422 And to tell you how sorry we are, 1683 01:30:22,523 --> 01:30:25,559 and that we only ever wanted what was best for you. 1684 01:30:25,660 --> 01:30:29,163 And I know I acted wrong about it, 1685 01:30:29,263 --> 01:30:32,166 but everything I did was from the heart, and I'm really sorry. 1686 01:30:32,266 --> 01:30:34,402 Ditto. 1687 01:30:34,501 --> 01:30:37,672 And we want to ask you to come back to live with us. 1688 01:30:37,772 --> 01:30:40,875 And if you want to be a goat, we accept it. 1689 01:30:40,975 --> 01:30:45,212 And if you wanna stay here and live as a goat, 1690 01:30:45,313 --> 01:30:47,415 that's fine, too, as long as we can visit, 1691 01:30:47,515 --> 01:30:49,417 and see our little jelly bean and you. 1692 01:30:49,517 --> 01:30:50,751 [Tina] Hey, what're you two doing? 1693 01:30:51,719 --> 01:30:54,388 -Tina. [chuckles] -Tina! 1694 01:30:54,487 --> 01:30:55,990 We thought you were in with the sheep. 1695 01:30:56,090 --> 01:30:58,292 Me? [chuckles] A sheep? 1696 01:30:58,392 --> 01:30:59,593 Preposterous. 1697 01:30:59,694 --> 01:31:01,696 -[gasps] -Hey. 1698 01:31:01,796 --> 01:31:02,697 You're not a goat. 1699 01:31:03,597 --> 01:31:05,366 She's not a goat. 1700 01:31:05,465 --> 01:31:08,803 -She's not a goat. -She's not a goat. [chuckles] 1701 01:31:10,671 --> 01:31:11,906 [Pam] And you're sure? 1702 01:31:12,006 --> 01:31:13,774 [Tina] Yeah. I really like it here. 1703 01:31:13,874 --> 01:31:15,876 [Gary] I never pegged you for a farmer. 1704 01:31:15,977 --> 01:31:18,212 [Tina] Well, the work is hard, but fulfilling. 1705 01:31:18,312 --> 01:31:20,915 [Pam] And what about your sewing? 1706 01:31:21,015 --> 01:31:22,850 I can still pursue it, while I live here on the farm, 1707 01:31:22,950 --> 01:31:25,152 making clothes for me and the boys. 1708 01:31:25,252 --> 01:31:27,788 You know, more as a hobby than a career? 1709 01:31:27,888 --> 01:31:29,323 I think that is very mature of you. 1710 01:31:29,423 --> 01:31:30,558 I know. It's gross, right? 1711 01:31:30,658 --> 01:31:32,492 [chuckles] 1712 01:31:32,593 --> 01:31:34,328 [Tina] Say bye to Grandma! 1713 01:31:34,428 --> 01:31:36,197 Bye bye, Grandma! Say bye bye. 1714 01:31:36,297 --> 01:31:38,733 -Bye bye. -Bye bye! 1715 01:31:38,833 --> 01:31:41,702 Yeah, bye bye! Say bye bye. 1716 01:31:41,802 --> 01:31:44,372 -You ready to come in for dinner? -Yeah. In a minute. 1717 01:31:44,472 --> 01:31:47,241 I just wanna enjoy the air a little while longer. 1718 01:31:47,341 --> 01:31:49,243 You all right? 1719 01:31:49,844 --> 01:31:52,546 Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a donkey? 1720 01:31:54,882 --> 01:31:59,520 [cheerful music] 1721 01:31:59,620 --> 01:32:02,556 I have been eating a lot of grass. 1722 01:32:02,890 --> 01:32:05,526 I'ma go throw some cow shit at her. 1723 01:32:05,626 --> 01:32:08,596 This close! You know I hate it when you do that. 1724 01:32:09,030 --> 01:32:11,532 So, you don't have the rent money? 1725 01:32:11,632 --> 01:32:14,535 That's not the point. The point is you're not a goat. 1726 01:32:14,635 --> 01:32:17,538 You need to be more in the now. Like the goats. 1727 01:32:17,638 --> 01:32:20,541 Are you being held here against your will? Do you need help? 1728 01:32:20,641 --> 01:32:23,512 Quit being a whiny little bitch and get up out the closet. 1729 01:32:23,611 --> 01:32:27,048 Oh, and a goat pooped on her. 1730 01:32:27,448 --> 01:32:29,518 Smells like barbecue! 1731 01:32:29,617 --> 01:32:32,521 If you don't take it, things are gonna get messy. 1732 01:32:32,620 --> 01:32:34,455 Hands off my livestock. 1733 01:32:39,528 --> 01:32:41,530 [chuckles] 1734 01:32:41,662 --> 01:32:44,565 Well? Ain't you gonna give me a kiss? 1735 01:32:45,166 --> 01:32:48,035 Are you confronted by my question? 1736 01:32:48,135 --> 01:32:50,838 Okay, last item on the agenda. 1737 01:32:50,938 --> 01:32:52,706 We know that it's been a challenging year, 1738 01:32:52,807 --> 01:32:55,609 and so corporate thought that it would be a nice treat 1739 01:32:55,709 --> 01:32:57,478 to have a special guest. 1740 01:32:57,578 --> 01:32:58,846 Please welcome Tina. 1741 01:32:58,946 --> 01:33:01,215 Hello, there. Um, have a cow. 1742 01:33:02,950 --> 01:33:06,087 [cheerful music] 125200