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[? dramatic theme playing]
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[? soft music playing]
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The movie poster's testing
through the roof.
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The Dragon Age fandom's
shifting their hyper-fixation
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from the Tevinter mages
to your characters.
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This is huge!
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Ooh, yay!
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I hope their microtransaction
horse diaper sales are plummeting.
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Thanks for getting us the new pages.
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We'll circle back after we get notes
from the algorithm.
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We negotiated a guaranteed
three-month run on IMAX.
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Tom Cruise is pissed.
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He did that big open-mouthed laugh,
but this time, blood poured out.
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My man TC is an American hero,
but he can still suck it.
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Damn, Terry, sounds like
you're killing the game.
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I'm a triple threat: novelist,
movie maker, and slut husband.
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-How goes the college applications?
-Easy mode.
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We're totes getting into wherever we want.
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These academic knobs
are slobbering over us.
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We don't even have safety schools.
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We're straight-A students
with moving personal journeys
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about coming to Earth and stuff.
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Wouldn't, like, one safety be safer?
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[both laughing]
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My top choice is Harvard Gulf Shores.
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It's for geniuses
who like playing Flip Cup.
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I want to go to Princeton's
secret new campus
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inside the Epcot Ball.
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Well, goddamn, I guess we're all thriving.
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JK Sevens quit smoking,
the little clean lung king.
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[JK Sevens beeping]
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Even Korvo, the crustiest shit
of the bunch,
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figured out how to find happiness.
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[Korvo] Maurice, no running.
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We need you building these boxy condos
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in a historic neighborhood,
not laid up in the hospital.
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Thanks, Mr. Korvo, we're lucky
to have such a bossy boss.
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I'll be the Hugo Bossa Nova of Boss Hoggs
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as long as we get
this job done on schedule.
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-Heads up.
-[whistle blowing]
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There's a Baby's Day Out over here.
Get the hook.
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Son of a bitch, we only get
three Babies' Day Outs
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before we have to shut
this whole thing down.
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[clattering]
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Let's hear it for the best
non-undercover boss around.
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[workers] Korvo! Korvo! Korvo!
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Alright, safety codes
only allow for three cheers.
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Back to work.
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Greetings, my adoring
and fulfilled family.
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Look how happy Pupa is
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now that we bought him
that Jeff Koons balloon doll.
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It's art because
it's a normal thing but big.
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-Woof, woof.
-$88 million well spent.
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It's nice to have money again.
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We are absolutely murdering the game.
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I have to agree.
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Finally, the Solar Opposites
have found their way
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in this crazy, mixed-up world.
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[Pupa screeching]
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[bones crunching]
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[growls]
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-[all screaming]
-[? ominous music playing]
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[Korvo]
Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia,
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until the asteroid hit.
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One hundred adults and their replicants
were issued a Pupa
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and escaped into space,
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searching for new homes
on uninhabited worlds.
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We crashed on Earth,
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stranding us on an already
overpopulated planet.
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That's right, I've been talking
this whole time.
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I'm the one holding the Pupa.
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My name is Korvo. This is my show.
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Bollocks, I just dropped the Pupa.
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Ugh. This is ridiculous. I hate Earth.
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It's a horrible home.
People are stupid and confusing.
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Is this the last one of these
I'm going to ramble about?
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Feels a little premature.
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Well, either way, it's been an honor.
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And I still hate humans.
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They're gross, they're ugly,
and they have terrible taste in ray guns.
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[? dramatic music swells]
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Bad Pupa, stop trying to eat us,
you big goof.
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[all screaming]
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Owie, ow, ow, ow!
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Don't be such a bitey vampire.
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-[Terry groaning]
-[Pupa grunts]
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Enough, Pupa.
We don't Bunnicula in this house.
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-[Korvo screaming]
-[Pupa growling]
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Ah, he's sucking the blue right out of me.
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[Korvo groaning]
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[Yumyulack] Oh, good. He's dead.
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[all scream]
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[hisses]
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[? suspenseful music playing]
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-[Pupa whimpers]
-Good thinking on the garlic.
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Thank God we fell for that meal prep box.
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Man, the vibes are totally ruined.
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I can't apply to college
when the Pupa is trying
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to murder me Count Chocula style.
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And I can't focus
on my 17th round of studio notes.
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Is this a pre-write, an under-polish,
or a dialogue puff?
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I thought Pupa was supposed
to stop evolving
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when Korvo got rid
of his terraformation abilities.
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[Korvo] This isn't
a natural part of his evolution.
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Something is causing the Pupa
to treat us like invaders.
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Like a white blood cell
that thinks we're a virus.
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I learned that shit from a YouTube video.
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Pupa's biology must be responding
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to something we fucked up as a family.
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-[all] Aw.
-[Pupa hissing]
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Oh, man, I hate self-actualizing.
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Okay. No bad ideas. No bad ideas.
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We could just stick him in the space pod
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and shoot him into orbit
until he cools down.
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We already used it with Glen.
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What are you talking? Who?
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Our neighbor we shot
with a collectible bullet.
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Oh, yeah. Right, Glem.
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I bet if he ever got back to Earth,
he'd be pretty mad.
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[voice echoing]
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[? dramatic theme playing]
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[TV clicks, music stops]
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Hey, you freaks,
I'm Peter, a background character
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from a nightclub in season one.
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Look, I'm not going
to beat around the bush.
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Usually, we run a clips package
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to catch you up when the show transitions
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to the Silvercops storyline.
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But we can only "Previously on"
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so many times before the flashbacks
permanently damage
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our characters' brains. [sighs]
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Look, if you started watching
this show when you were 14,
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then now you're 21.
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So let's be adults,
and I'll just lay it out for you.
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Back in season three, Korvo and Terry shot
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their Fast and the Furious- obsessed
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dickhead neighbor Glen into space.
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Glen was deputized by the Silvercops,
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a crooked alien police force
who framed him for murder.
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He added them to his revenge list,
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got his DNA altered
to look like a big alien dog.
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changed his name to Dodge,
and joined the Goldcops,
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a regulatory agency
who hate the Silvercops.
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Now Glen, aka Dodge Charger,
has made a life for himself
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with the Goldcops and is dating an alien
who looks like a car.
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Enjoy.
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[moaning]
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[Dodge] Oh. Oh, God. Oh. Oh, God.
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Oh, no. I mean, yes.
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Oh! Alright, I gotta get up.
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[Portia] Uh-uh. Sorry, Officer.
I won't allow it.
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Someone else can fight
the forces of evil today.
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Portia, come on.
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We've already done it
three and a half times today.
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I need a minute to reload.
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[phone ringing]
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Officer Charger, did I wake you?
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Just, uh... [clears throat]
finishing a workout, sir.
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-Finishing a workout.
-But you're already massive.
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I order you to leave some muscle
for the rest of us.
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-I'll try, sir.
-We're very close to figuring out
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where those Silvercop fucksacks
get all their funding.
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We need you to go undercover
and get 'em on tape.
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I think I can handle wearing a wire.
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Good. Your mission:
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Embed yourself within an elite squad
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as they travel to a planet called Earth.
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You probably never heard of it.
Word is it smells like shit.
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[gasps, coughs]
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Please, I don't want to be in orbit.
I don't want to be in orbit.
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Hey, hey, hey. Get the expository
flashbacks out of your system now.
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You will not have time for that crap
when you're in the field.
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Undercover with a wire,
that sounds dangerous.
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-Portia?
-She's right.
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These Silvers have brutally killed
undercover Goldcops
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many, many times before.
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Whatever you do, make sure
they don't find out you're a rat.
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[Pupa growling]
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[AISHA] This doesn't make sense.
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Y'all must have done something
ignorant to mess him up.
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But it's been nothing
but buenas vibras in this house.
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Wait, that's it,
the vibes have been too good.
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It's all because of the Blank Boy
I installed last year.
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-A what now?
-It's a Shlorpian emotion filter.
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I hid it from all you guys
since you never let me do science stuff.
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But then I forgot about it,
'cause I got on TikTok.
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[tiny Blank Boy giggles]
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Oh, look at that wee fella.
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So cute and harmless
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and stop fucking staring
at me, you little bitch!
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Blank Boys filter conflict out of the air.
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They're made so the crew
of long-haul ships get along.
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But we get in fights all the time.
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-No, we don't!
-Shut up, Terry. Yes. we do!
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I don't know how, but you're both wrong!
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[? soft music playing]
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Raised voices.
That old Blank Boy's gotta be full.
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No wonder the Pupa's so nasty.
The air's full of conflict vibes.
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Yep. Just need to swap in a new one.
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[whirring, clanking]
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[Pupa growling]
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Ah, I know it's in here somewhere.
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Oh, looks like he got out of his holster.
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-[metal clanks]
-[gasps]
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-Blank Boy?
-[Blank Boy growling]
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-Ah!
-[all screaming]
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-[Jesse] Oh, Christ.
-Did that thing kill the Blank Boy?
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[AISHA] Oh, shit, it is the Blank Boy.
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[Blank Boy laughing]
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Not so blank anymore!
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I've been in the air ducts
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filtering all your secrets
and shitty attitudes for so long,
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I've become the physical manifestation
of your worst vibes.
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[tiny Blank Boy whimpers]
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-[metal clanking]
-[all screaming]
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-[alarm blares]
-[AISHA] Dammit!
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Blank Boys aren't supposed
to be used for this long.
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He's corrupted.
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You quit it right now, Blank Boy.
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You're just an emotional tampon.
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Wrap yourself in a tissue
and throw yourself away.
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-[Korvo grunts]
-[all screaming]
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I know everything about you.
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Your darkest secrets,
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your private Threads-threads,
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and your Gmail passwords.
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-[Jesse screams]
-[Korvo gasps]
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My edging videos.
I-I-I mean my bank account.
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-[Pupa growling]
-We need to throw him away for good.
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Yeah, right.
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Like you threw away Yumyulack's
rhythmic gymnastics magazines?
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Don't tattle on me, you narc.
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-[Jesse grunts]
-How could you, Jesse?
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Did you throw out my ribbon sticks, too?
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Terry still DMs Linus
about virtual queues on Instagram.
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[Korvo] Linus, that tramp you used
to hang out with in Lines?
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Only to tell him to leave me alone.
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[grunting]
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We're not strong enough to take it down.
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Maybe we can overload it.
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What do you mean?
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If he eats toxicity out of the air,
243
00:09:00,331 --> 00:09:02,375
then let's give him something new
to choke on.
244
00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:03,835
-[Blank Boy growling]
-[Terry screams]
245
00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:07,088
Ooh! Your bounty belt is so ugly, Yum.
246
00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:08,506
[gasps] Old Beigey?
247
00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:10,967
It accentuates the wrong curves.
248
00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,927
You said you liked my hourglass shape.
249
00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:14,095
[Blank Boy laughing]
250
00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:16,181
[Korvo] It's working. Admit more bad shit.
251
00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:18,266
I sneak down at night and take bites
252
00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:20,477
out of the cheese brick in the fridge.
253
00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:21,811
[gasps] Not Bricky.
254
00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,897
[AISHA] Ew. That's unsanitary as hell.
255
00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:27,942
Your bad vibes only feed my strength.
256
00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:31,029
When I drive, I try to hit pigeons,
and I embezzle from the tip jar.
257
00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:32,322
I changed the numbers on the scale
258
00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,491
so you'd hit your goal weight
and rot with me on the couch.
259
00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:37,827
I chew old gum that's stuck
under the desks at school.
260
00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,913
Well, I don't wash my hands.
261
00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:41,873
I rub 'em on your faces while you sleep.
262
00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:43,958
That's why you get so much pink eye.
263
00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:45,835
-[Blank Boy shrieking]
-[explosion]
264
00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:50,715
[beeping]
265
00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:52,342
Wow! What a loser.
266
00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,427
I didn't even get to my 12chan stuff yet.
267
00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:57,097
Hey, look, that did it.
The Pupa is back to normal.
268
00:09:57,180 --> 00:10:00,016
I suppose honesty was
the best policy after all.
269
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,769
[Pupa groaning, snarling]
270
00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:05,230
Ah, he's worse than before.
271
00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:07,607
Pupa, you stop being a snake right now
or no screens!
272
00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:08,942
[Pupa hissing]
273
00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:10,318
[all scream]
274
00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,989
[? dramatic music playing]
275
00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:17,367
We're only a couple
light-years out from Earth.
276
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:18,618
Our mission's simple:
277
00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:22,205
Eliminate the defective Shlorpians
and remove their Pupa.
278
00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:24,707
Yes, sir. Sorry.
Just tell me really loudly and clearly.
279
00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,126
Why do we care?
280
00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:28,670
Shlorpians are supposed
to embed on a planet
281
00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:31,339
and terraform it,
but sometimes they go native.
282
00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:33,424
We can't have them contacting other teams
283
00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:35,260
and spreading their deviant ways.
284
00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:37,137
Surprised you didn't know that, Dodge.
285
00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:39,764
Sir, I've activated the Pupa's snake form.
286
00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:41,808
Don't know how they
reverted him back to normal,
287
00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,017
but we're back on track.
288
00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:46,020
Good. Maybe our job
will be done before we get there.
289
00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:49,691
Make sure they don't find out
you're a rat.
290
00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:51,151
Yeah, maybe we'll be lucky
291
00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:53,236
and find a Goldcop rat
and get to kill him.
292
00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,321
Why are you even bringing up Goldcops?
293
00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:56,781
We haven't discussed them at all.
294
00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:58,575
Well, I just think that
if there's a rat here,
295
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,201
uh, it's probably Glorpus.
296
00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:02,120
Bullshit. I'm as Silver as they come.
297
00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:03,496
Focus on the mission.
298
00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:05,415
There's no reason to suspect
there's a rat.
299
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,333
That sounds like rat talk,
you fuckin' rat.
300
00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:09,377
[overlapping shouting]
301
00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:13,506
-[glass shatters]
-[all grunting]
302
00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:16,551
There, hopefully that'll stop Pupes
from snarfing us up.
303
00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:18,845
Clearly, we've done something
to cause the Pupa
304
00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:20,680
to mutate into murderous creatures.
305
00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:23,349
If it wasn't the bad vibras
or the Blank Boy,
306
00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:25,810
maybe it's some unresolved beef.
307
00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:27,187
I don't have beef with anyone.
308
00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:28,855
I'm famously easygoing.
309
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:31,274
-What about the Red Goobler?
-God, I hate that motherfucker!
310
00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:34,194
-We are grade A beefing.
-Whoa, calm down, Kmart.
311
00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:35,904
Sorry. I'm just beefing, so hard.
312
00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:37,655
Didn't we bury the hatchet with that guy?
313
00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:39,199
[snarling, gagging]
314
00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:40,783
What's happening? What's he doing?
315
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,327
I think he's having a flashback.
316
00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,621
Put a belt in his mouth
so he doesn't bite his tongue.
317
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,916
We can't afford two flashbacks
in one episode. What are we, Netflix?
318
00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:50,752
And it's my turn to say, "Get fucked!"
319
00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,629
-[window shatters]
-[Korvo groaning]
320
00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:54,881
Ugh!
321
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,258
I really can't stand that Red shit.
322
00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:59,636
Maybe the Pupa will just
revert back on his own.
323
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,888
[all scream]
324
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:03,598
I'll get the keys.
325
00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:10,688
[Yumyulack] Damn. Red Goobler has
a Tony Stark mansion in this economy?
326
00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:14,651
He franchised his San Diego brew pub
and won a lawsuit against the red M&M.
327
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,527
So now he's Richie Rich rich.
328
00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:20,031
I think I saw a mini version of his bar
at Midway Airport, right by the Potbelly.
329
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:21,115
That's how you know you've made it.
330
00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:22,992
-[intercom beeps]
-Uh, hello.
331
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,869
It's me, Korvo the alien,
332
00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:26,412
and I'm here to end our beef.
333
00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:29,457
[Red Goobler] I knew this day would come.
You're here to kill me!
334
00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:32,126
Nuh-uh. Our Pupa is reacting
to our unresolved shit,
335
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:34,921
so I am here to eat crow
and then I'll be on my way.
336
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:37,715
[Red Goobler] Yeah, right.
I've been preparing for your attack.
337
00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:40,134
The house is full of booby traps!
338
00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:42,762
Guess we better just start buying Pupa
pajamas in snake sizes.
339
00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:45,181
I'm trying to apologize,
you little red fuck!
340
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,683
[gate clangs]
341
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,060
-I'm going in,
-But, Korvy, the booby traps.
342
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,937
I know, but for the sake of the Pupa,
343
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,731
I'm going to bury my face in them
and motorboat those traps.
344
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,608
Uh, might not be that kind of boobies.
345
00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:00,530
-[Korvo grunting]
-[gate creaks, clangs]
346
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,740
Red, I'm coming in.
347
00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:09,080
[? suspenseful music playing]
348
00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:15,211
-[Korvo gasps]
-[Red Goobler] You're in my domain now.
349
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,337
Turn back or suffer!
350
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,131
Look, I know I'm in the wrong here.
351
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,008
If you can just listen.
[screams]
352
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:22,385
Oh, I deserved that.
353
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,594
Ah.
354
00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:26,306
[? suspenseful music playing]
355
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,477
-[stone rumbling]
-[Korvo screams]
356
00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:34,105
Ow, ow, ow. Oh...
357
00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,024
Yeah. Fair enough.
358
00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:38,192
[? suspenseful music playing]
359
00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,111
[door rumbling]
360
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:46,159
-[? ska music playing]
-[Korvo yells]
361
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,077
What did you tape to their heads?
362
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,246
[Red Goobler] Those needles
are full of the chemicals
363
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,623
that make people like ska music.
364
00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:56,711
Ska music! No! I hate horn sections. Ugh.
365
00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:58,713
I have to do this for the Pupa.
366
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:00,590
[water splashes]
367
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,884
-[Korvo screaming]
-Oh, my God!
368
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,552
-[retches]
-Oh, it hurts!
369
00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,888
You could have at least tried to jump it.
370
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:09,557
[Korvo] I'm willfully
getting fucked by your traps
371
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,309
to demonstrate my contrition.
372
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,186
Enough. Enough.
373
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,104
I can't believe you just jumped in there.
374
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,814
What the fuck is wrong with you?
375
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:19,776
Ending our beef is the only way
I can save the Pupa.
376
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,486
He's family, just like you.
377
00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:24,572
Oh. We kind of are family, aren't we?
378
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:27,367
Yeah. In a father-cousin kind of way.
379
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,035
Can we listen to Sublime?
380
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,536
The ska's in your blood.
381
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:33,790
Let's get out of this hallway
before the diarrhea gas activates.
382
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,291
No Doubt.
383
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,835
-[Pupa growling]
-[chain clinking]
384
00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:41,756
Seeing you purposefully get booby trapped
was kind of moving.
385
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,549
I'm sorry I ruined your wedding.
386
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,134
I shouldn't have been such a jerk.
387
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,219
[Pupa hissing]
388
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:47,804
I'm not even into women.
389
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,555
I-I just love weddings.
390
00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:51,641
You've made an excellent life
for yourself.
391
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:55,144
-I'm proud of you.
-That's all I ever wanted.
392
00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,105
Aw.
393
00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:58,689
[Pupa groaning]
394
00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:01,192
-[collar clinks]
-[sighs]
395
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:03,277
Alright. Catharsis worked.
396
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,490
Dammit, they did something
to revert the Pupa again.
397
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,492
We need to get these Shlorpians eaten now.
398
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:10,618
Hey, maybe it's the rat's fault.
399
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:12,453
-Why are you obsessed with--
-You're obsessed!
400
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,372
Let's all shoot up
with some illegal salt. Huh?
401
00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:15,957
Whoever refuses has to be the rat.
402
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:19,127
What? Why would a rat
not want to do something illegal?
403
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:21,003
Call pest control, 'cause we got a rat.
404
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,381
-[punches thudding]
-[all yelling]
405
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:25,508
Okay. Okay. I'm calm.
There's no rat. There's no rat.
406
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,093
Get your head in the game, son.
407
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,220
Yes, of course. Ugh.
408
00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:31,180
Uploading Pupa ape code now.
409
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,182
-[evil laughter]
-[machine beeping]
410
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,895
-You feeling okay?
-Except for the ska thing, yeah.
411
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:41,899
I can still hear the unnecessary trumpets
echoing in the back of my mind.
412
00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:45,236
At least the Pupa's normal
so it all worked out in the end.
413
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:47,947
-[all scream]
-[Pupa growls]
414
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:49,449
-[tires screeching]
-[horns honking]
415
00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:52,493
This should kill
those Shlorpians for sure.
416
00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:54,203
-Ah-choo!
-Gold bless you.
417
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:57,081
-[all gasp]
-Only Goldcops say, "Gold bless you."
418
00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:58,958
[stammers] Stop accusing me.
419
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,793
You're giving me nervous gas.
420
00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,378
-[Dodge farts]
-[pants ripping]
421
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,713
-[gasps]
-Gold pants!
422
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,048
-Rat!
-[all grunting]
423
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,300
[Dodge screaming]
424
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,719
-[Solars grunting]
-[Pupa growling]
425
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:13,264
[Terry] Oh, man, Gorilla Pupa
sure does love apples.
426
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:14,515
Whatever's making him all weird
427
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:17,226
must be bigger than family problems
or Red Goobler beef.
428
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,561
What else could it be?
429
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:22,190
-[Pupa growling]
-[all screaming]
430
00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:23,608
[thuds]
431
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:27,612
This is big.
Pupa must be mad about the world.
432
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:30,031
That's it, the environment, politics,
the general smell of shit.
433
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,824
[Yumyulack] If we make
the world a better place,
434
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:33,326
the Pupa will go back to normal.
435
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:37,330
But how? We sold all our sci-fi stuff,
and I'm too lazy to compost.
436
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:38,498
-[Pupa growling]
-[all yell]
437
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:41,083
-[metal clangs]
-[all grunt]
438
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,586
[Yumyulack grunting]
439
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:44,837
Bad gorilla.
440
00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:46,047
[Pupa growls]
441
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,715
We'll have to fix the world by hand.
442
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:51,344
It'll take a while, but it'll be
this family team's whole new thing.
443
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:55,223
Looks like the Solar Opposites are going
to solve all the problems on Earth.
444
00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:56,891
[all cheering]
445
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:58,559
Should we start
with microplastics or what?
446
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,561
Oh, let's redistribute all the wealth
447
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,772
from the billionaires to kids,
like Blank Check.
448
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,524
-Hey, where'd Pupa go?
-[Pupa growling]
449
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:06,108
[all screaming]
450
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,318
[Korvo] Pupa, no!
451
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:08,736
We're going to save the world.
452
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,446
-[growling]
-[all screaming]
453
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:17,119
I'm a rat, okay. I'm a Gold damn rat.
454
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,163
[Dodge sobbing]
455
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:22,083
-Oh, fuck, are you going to kill me now?
-[tape rips]
456
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,001
You're more useful to us alive.
457
00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:26,087
No, I'm not. I mean, yes, I am.
458
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:29,423
Your rat nature is why I know
you'll be a great double agent.
459
00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:32,093
You can feed misinformation to the Golds.
460
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,679
-What do you say?
-What's the other option?
461
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:38,683
We give you a wet willy,
then kick you out of the airlock.
462
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,810
Yeesh, wet willies are gross.
463
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,270
And outside the airlock, it's just space?
464
00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:44,230
-That's right.
-Uh-huh.
465
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,524
Uh, I'm worried he's weighing
the options at all.
466
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:47,775
No wait, I'll do it.
467
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:49,569
I'll join the Silvercops. Again.
468
00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:51,571
That's what I like to hear.
469
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:56,576
Dude, this is so Fast & Furious 6 coded.
470
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:58,953
[? dramatic music playing]
471
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,037
[door swishes]
472
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:02,248
What's the deal?
I thought you loved killing rats.
473
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,584
I do. Once we're done
with these Shlorpians,
474
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,836
we'll torture him
into a pile of blood and guts
475
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,296
then have an orgy on the viscera.
476
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:11,048
[laughs] Fucking and sucking in the goo.
477
00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:13,551
Just like we did with the last Gold rat.
478
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,803
Ain't being crooked cops the best?
479
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:18,889
-[both moan]
-I love our evil hugs.
480
00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:20,057
Me too.
481
00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:22,018
-[Pupa growling]
-[all screaming]
482
00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:24,562
Gorillas aren't inherently violent.
483
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:27,231
-Shut up, nerd.
-Wait, wait, before you smash us,
484
00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:30,151
here, so you don't get bored after we die.
485
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:31,652
[Pupa growling]
486
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:32,903
-Pop it?
-He likes it.
487
00:18:32,987 --> 00:18:34,655
Quick, everyone, spoil his ass.
488
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,365
Here's those purple puffs you like.
489
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,658
[Pupa growls]
490
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:39,660
-[Korvo] It's working.
-[JK Sevens beeping]
491
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:42,788
[Jesse] Oh, a trash can full of candy
and a gallon of bubble juice.
492
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,206
Good call, JK.
493
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,376
[Pupa burps]
494
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,921
-[JK Sevens beeps]
-Optimus Prime?
495
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:53,174
Yes, of course,
anything you want, sweetie.
496
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:55,217
Get him the fucking
transforming child toy now.
497
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,887
You'll always be our sweet baby.
498
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,180
I wuv you.
499
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,475
[Optimus] The All Spark loves Doritos.
500
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:05,811
Looks like we won't have
to save the world after all.
501
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:07,396
Yeah, that did sound like a lot of work.
502
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,399
Ah, want to watch
literally anything on TV instead?
503
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,568
Even, uh, Chicago Med. I'll do it.
504
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,779
I'll... I'll just... I'll, I'll do it.
505
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,364
-[door bangs]
-[all screaming]
506
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:17,698
Everybody on the ground!
507
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:19,784
-[Solars scream]
-[Pupa shrieks]
508
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:21,118
What the hecking fuck?
509
00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:22,411
Silvercops.
510
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,746
I thought you were a myth.
511
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:26,791
-[electricity crackling]
-[Korvo screaming]
512
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,668
Aah!
513
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,253
-[electricity crackling]
-[Jesse, Pupa screaming]
514
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:35,132
Damn you, Silvercops, get out of my house
before I zap your asses.
515
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,677
Zap! Zap! Zap! Za...
516
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,679
-[static hissing]
-[Korvo] No!
517
00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:40,846
What did you do to her?
518
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,723
[Terry, Jesse groan]
519
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:45,351
You made JK fall off the wagon.
520
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:48,729
-[Pupa grunts]
-[Terry] Hey, not cool.
521
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,523
You let our Pupa out right now.
522
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,149
Boom. Told you I'd be back.
523
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,068
I mean, I didn't, but I'm saying it now.
524
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,236
So I'm back.
525
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:57,655
What? We've never seen you before, weirdo.
526
00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:58,906
Wait, I know that voice
527
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:01,492
from when he used to yell ethnic slurs
at me from his porch.
528
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:02,868
You're the guy we shot into space.
529
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:05,788
Oh, maybe lay off
the plastic surgery, Glen.
530
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,082
Super lame to narc us out to the cops.
531
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,459
We're here because you
keep resetting your Pupa.
532
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,170
How dare you monitor
our private mission progress?
533
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:15,214
Seeing as you're gonna be
dead in a minute,
534
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,799
I'll pull the curtain back a little
535
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,759
so we can all enjoy the faces you make
536
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:21,470
when you realize
that your lives are a joke.
537
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,889
The Silvercops have been around
for centuries.
538
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,558
We used to be a small operation
539
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:28,310
until someone came up
with the Shlorpian scam.
540
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:30,479
[Yumyulack] Bullshit. I love scams.
541
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,064
I think I'd know if I was in one.
542
00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:34,525
Ours is the oldest trick in the galaxy.
543
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:37,653
Been around even longer than signing up
for a free week at a gym,
544
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,739
only to find out you've been locked
into a membership.
545
00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:42,199
Don't act like you know more
about Shlorpians
546
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:43,659
than we do, pal.
547
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,786
Oh, so you knew that the Silvercops
548
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:48,330
invented the Pupas to terraform planets.
549
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:51,041
And that we made the AISHAs to keep tabs
550
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:52,918
and make sure you all stay on mission?
551
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,962
-That's not true.
-Your real mission
552
00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:56,839
is to make us money.
553
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,091
-[Solars gasp]
-But we had to escape from the home world
554
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:00,885
because it was hit by an asteroid.
555
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:02,887
[Silvercops laughing]
556
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:06,140
Planet Shlorps are always
getting hit by asteroids
557
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,808
because we send them.
558
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:08,893
-[Jesse, Yumyulack, Terry gasp]
-[Korvo] No.
559
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:10,603
[Silvercop Boss]
You take over and terraform planets
560
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:11,937
to clear out any threats.
561
00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:14,899
Then, after you rebuild
your cities and society,
562
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:17,610
we show up with our asteroid gun.
563
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:21,322
You and 99 other crews
shoot off into space
564
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:23,157
to repeat the process
565
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,868
while we come in and scoop up
all the valuable elements
566
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,286
left behind.
567
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,872
See, you work for us.
568
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,332
-Murderers!
-[Silvercop Boss] That's right.
569
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,876
And we always get away with it,
you know why?
570
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,378
Because we made sure
everyone in the galaxy
571
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:37,838
hates your species.
572
00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:39,882
That way, no one gives a shit ass
573
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,593
about wiping you out over and over again.
574
00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:44,678
You can control my species,
575
00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:47,181
kidnap my Pupa, and terrorize my family
576
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:49,558
but never fuck with my mission!
577
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,060
[Korvo grunting]
578
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:54,855
-[electricity crackling]
-[Korvo groaning]
579
00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:56,982
Enough. This whole planet
smells like shit.
580
00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:59,026
Kill these losers
and let's get out of here.
581
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,363
You said I'd be useful.
582
00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:03,447
You are.
583
00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:06,283
If the Goldcops investigate,
they'll think it was your revenge plot.
584
00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:08,452
Goldcops? That's so dumb.
585
00:22:08,536 --> 00:22:10,037
-They're not dumb.
-[whooshing]
586
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:14,041
They're my familia!
587
00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:17,002
-[guns firing]
-[? dramatic music playing]
588
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,880
[Dodge groaning]
589
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,550
[grunting]
590
00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:24,260
Okay. If you're gonna beg
and piss your pants,
591
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,553
that should be now.
592
00:22:25,636 --> 00:22:27,930
Sure. Except this whole time,
593
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,223
I've had a backup wire
594
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:31,225
in my ass!
595
00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:32,518
Now! Go! Go!
596
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:33,936
[window shatters]
597
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:35,813
-[Silvercops scream]
-Oh, yeah!
598
00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:37,606
[? electronic music playing]
599
00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:39,066
-[thuds]
-[Silvercop groans]
600
00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:40,150
-Yeah!
-Alright.
601
00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:42,570
??
602
00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:43,737
Huh? [gasps]
603
00:22:43,821 --> 00:22:45,197
-[punch thuds]
-[Silvercop groans]
604
00:22:46,657 --> 00:22:47,950
Goldcops!
605
00:22:48,242 --> 00:22:51,412
Thanks for laying out the Shlorpian scam
for us, you idiot.
606
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:55,708
-Yeah!
-Suck it!
607
00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:56,876
[feet pattering]
608
00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:59,962
Sorry, busted into
a window upstairs, my bad.
609
00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:02,256
[? soft music playing]
610
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,508
Thanks for the save, Glen Dodge.
611
00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:06,760
Sorry we inadvertently shot you
with a collectible bullet.
612
00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:08,345
And then cast you off into space.
613
00:23:08,429 --> 00:23:10,014
No, I should be thanking you.
614
00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:11,724
I thought you took my life away,
615
00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:13,559
but I found an even better life.
616
00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:15,561
Come home to me, Dodge.
617
00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:17,104
I love that big dog dick.
618
00:23:17,187 --> 00:23:19,481
-[moans]
-I fuck cars now.
619
00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:20,733
Book these punks.
620
00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:22,276
[all laughing]
621
00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:24,653
-[Jesse] Yeah! Woo-hoo!
-[Terry] Woo-hoo!
622
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:25,779
Aww.
623
00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:29,992
[Terry] It's been a couple of months
since those silver cucks
624
00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:31,452
tried to kill our asses.
625
00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:35,456
And let's just say there's
a silver lining to the story.
626
00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:37,958
Dodge and his car-shaped girlfriend
made things official.
627
00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:39,710
[guests cheering, applauding]
628
00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:44,256
Jesse and Yumyulack got accepted
629
00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:46,467
into the most prestigious college
in the world,
630
00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:47,843
Wooden City Tech.
631
00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,094
That's Ivy League.
632
00:23:49,178 --> 00:23:52,014
Well, i-it isn't, but half
the campus is made of ivy
633
00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:53,933
and a bunch of ivy kids go there.
634
00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:55,517
I'm going to miss those little freaks
635
00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:57,186
even though they'll come home
on the weekends
636
00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,897
to do their laundry
and on weeknights for free food.
637
00:24:00,481 --> 00:24:03,359
And me, I got to direct
my first Hollywood picture,
638
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,611
and everyone loved how chill
and collaborative I was.
639
00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:07,404
This movie is going to destroy me!
640
00:24:07,488 --> 00:24:09,073
You fucks are ruining my life!
641
00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:11,533
I can see you back there wandering around!
642
00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:13,118
? Da da-da da-da da-da ?
643
00:24:13,202 --> 00:24:15,537
Things are actually going great.
I just want to get on Deuxmoi.
644
00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:17,623
The Silvercops got shut down.
645
00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:20,292
Their high-concept
reign of terror was finally over.
646
00:24:21,251 --> 00:24:22,628
Without the Silvercops,
647
00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:24,713
Shlorpians don't have
to worry about asteroids
648
00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:26,006
or terraforming anymore.
649
00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:27,883
And don't worry, Korvo is happy
650
00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:30,219
because he found a new mission
to be bratty about.
651
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:33,472
He goes around to different planets
explaining to Shlorpian teams
652
00:24:33,555 --> 00:24:34,890
that they can just be families.
653
00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:37,643
Hey, you can't park that ship there,
we're on a mission.
654
00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:39,645
You're going to ruin our Pupa's evolution.
655
00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:41,522
Oh, shut up, stop embarrassing yourself.
656
00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:44,024
I'm about to set you free
and boss you around.
657
00:24:44,108 --> 00:24:45,526
Alright. Alright. Hurry up.
658
00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:48,070
I've got a full schedule,
and this planet smells like shit.
659
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:50,322
-[Pupas] Pupa! Pupa! Pupa!
-[JK Sevens beeping]
660
00:24:50,406 --> 00:24:53,200
Pupa! Pupa! Pupa!
661
00:24:56,704 --> 00:24:59,289
[? epic theme swells, ends]
662
00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:01,750
[wind whooshing]
663
00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,335
[? upbeat music playing on TV]
664
00:25:03,419 --> 00:25:05,212
Pupa, don't you eat Solar Opposites!
665
00:25:05,295 --> 00:25:06,380
Get that out of your mouth!
666
00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:09,216
Nobody's going to pick up the show again
if you get your spit all over it!
667
00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:10,592
Drop it! Pupa!
668
00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:13,178
[? dramatic theme playing]
669
00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:39,663
??
670
00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:56,555
[mimicking laser fire]
671
00:25:56,605 --> 00:26:01,155
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