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[? dramatic theme playing]
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-[spacecraft whooshes]
-[? soft, mysterious music playing]
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[roars]
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[spacecraft crashes]
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-[shouting in gibberish]
-[lasers firing]
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[dinosaur growls]
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[alien screams]
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[woman] Love your ancient alien necklace.
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Is that from Rural Outfitters?
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As if, you barn wench.
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This is an ancient Protoshlorpian,
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and it was a gift from
my virile hunk of a husband,
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the author everyone's here to see.
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[gasps] You're married to T.S. Opposites?
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Of Lace and Fear changed my life.
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I came out as druidsexual
because of book two, chapter three.
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That's chapter four, you fake fan.
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-[lights clang]
-[woman gasps]
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Who's ready to pre-order
the third book in my trilogy...
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Of Lust and Chamomile?
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-[audience cheering]
-[corks pop]
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[squeals] I love you, T.S. Opposites!
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You see that, idiots?
That's my man up there!
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Oh, yeah! Die jealous, you little bitches!
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My husband's the best romantasy author.
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All the others suck!
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[Korvo] Planet Shlorp
was a perfect utopia,
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until the asteroid hit.
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One hundred adults and their replicants
were issued a Pupa,
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and escaped into space,
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searching for new homes
on uninhabited worlds.
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We crashed on Earth,
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stranding us on an already
overpopulated planet.
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That's right, I've been talking
this whole time.
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I'm the one holding the Pupa.
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My name is Korvo. This is my show.
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Bollocks, I just dropped the Pupa.
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Ugh. This is ridiculous. I hate Earth.
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It's a horrible home.
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People are stupid and confusing.
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What is with doing laundry?
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On Shlorp, we never cleaned clothes.
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We smelled like grease,
and everyone hated it,
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but, well, I-I'm not sure
where I was going with this.
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I guess I've answered my own question.
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[? dramatic music swells]
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-[people cheering]
-[Korvo and Terry kissing, moaning]
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You crushed it, king.
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Hey, it's all for you,
the reps, and the big JC.
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Yes, NSYNC's JC Chasez remains
our greatest inspiration.
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Will you be home for dinner tonight?
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T.S., how's 7:00 p.m. tomorrow
for the Oprah sit-down?
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Do you want the salmon or the charred eel
for your flight to Booking Man next week?
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W-when will we get to see the manuscript?
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[kiss smacks] I'll call you later, babe.
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Love you. Don't work too hard.
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Yes to Oprah, but make sure
Gayle doesn't third wheel us again.
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Charred eel on chard,
and you'll get the manuscript
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when I'm happy with it, but trust me,
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-it's gonna blow ya minds!
-[all cheer]
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-Yes! Still got it!
-Good!
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Hello, T.S. Nope-o-sites.
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I heard the crowd
for your announcement was moderate.
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Tobin Pierce.
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Heard your crowd didn't exist,
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because the only romantasy
anyone wants to read is mine.
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Bet you're regretting
releasing your next book
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the same day as me.
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Well, I guess I would be,
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if I hadn't just landed Robbio von Cleet
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-as my cover model.
-[all gasp]
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Robbio is the hottest cover boy
in the biz.
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His shirtless pics on a book
guarantee a bestseller.
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He's not that hot!
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Robbio is all mine.
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He's going to make The Nightingale,
The Wick, and the Iron Trellis
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a big fat hit.
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Is that your book title, or what you call
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the last three hairs on your sack?
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That's three more hairs
than you've ever had, you slut.
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Have fun being a Kindle single,
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if you're lucky.
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When I'm done with you,
they won't even carry your trash
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at Hudson Books.
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-[all gasp]
-[Tobin laughing]
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Don't worry, T.
Only people with books that suck
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need Robbio von Cleet.
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Shut your skinny Ozempic face, Paula!
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Robbio's hotter than a big hot hottie.
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I cannot let him bounce
book three from the top spot!
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Put feelers out to Robbio's people
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and Google, "Does Rogaine work on aliens"
right fucking now!
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[school bell ringing]
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Keep up, staff.
We're doing a Sorkin-style walk and talk.
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If we come up with any quips or policy,
write it down.
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Us being the best students in school
has to be the biggest rebranding
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since John Krasinski went
from pudgy Jim Halpert
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to jacked Jack Ryan.
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And now that we're co-class presidents,
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we co-own this shit!
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I'm so high off our power,
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I haven't had to do
my breathing exercises in weeks!
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Four more years! Four more years!
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You got it, dumb jock!
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Yeah! Could life get any better?
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Once we raise the money to replace
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the crappy metal bleachers
with fancy concrete,
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our names will be forever
immortalized on a plaque!
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Oh-ho-ho! Nothing beats seeing
your name in brass!
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Ooh, boy! It gets me hot.
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Ahoy, my star students.
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How goes the fundraiser?
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Need me to do some light fraud?
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No, thank you.
We'll dupe people out of their money
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with the classic power of charisma.
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Let me lay it out for ya.
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Get those cement bleachers,
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I'll assign you the ultra-exclusive
student parking spot
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right in front of the school!
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-[all gasp]
-Wait, I have a car!
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We gotta make this happen!
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Our walking days could be over!
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Our step counts are gonna be under 5,000.
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Mr. and Mrs. Co-Presidents?
Uh, we have a problem.
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-Is it Cuba?
-Worse.
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I hired a consulting firm to analyze
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student Snapchat trends
re: the bleachers.
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The school bullies are gonna disrupt
the fundraiser!
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-What?
-Why do they wanna screw us like this?
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The bullies use the space
under the bleachers
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to do their bully stuff.
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Smoking, littering,
bending people's arms back.
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There's no space under concrete
to be delinquent.
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If those muscle maniacs
think we give a toot
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about their bully bullshit,
they got another thing coming!
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There's no way we're letting
that fundraiser fail!
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Assemble the council.
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We're dealing with this head-on!
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[typewriter keys clacking]
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"The druid let the alien lick
his long, pointy ear."
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No. No, no, no. "Lick his floppy dork!"
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-Yes! Yes!
-Knock, knock.
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Arnold Palmers and crust-less BLTs
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for the hardest-working writer in the biz.
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Babe! Careful with my manuscript!
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Only one copy
since I famously use a typewriter
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because I like how
it messes up all the time.
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-[knocking on door]
-Hello, my favorite writer.
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I've got the best news.
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Robbio hasn't officially signed
with Tobin.
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We can still get him for your cover!
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Yes! Time for T.S. to squirm his way in!
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Robbio's from Quincy, Massachusetts,
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and like everyone there, he loves cussing.
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Not normal swears like you'd find
on a Metro Boomin album.
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Next level shit.
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So what are we talking?
Stuff like "clunty dumb-butt"?
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Stop, you're embarrassing yourself.
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Clunty dumb-butt's nothing
compared to how Robbio talks.
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Last year on The View, he called Joy Behar
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a [bleep] and a [bleep].
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Okay, that's crazy!
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We've never had to use bleeps before!
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He'll do our cover if we show him
that you can swear as dirty as he can.
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I could do that! One time, I got
kicked out of a Color Me Mine
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for calling a little girl a [bleep] whore!
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Robbio's releasing three new
never-before-heard curse words
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at a gala tomorrow.
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You gotta make your move there.
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Tomorrow? That's so soon.
But I'll [bleep] try.
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What are you, Canadian?
Better juice up that profanity.
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You've got only 24 hours to get explicit.
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Don't mind me, just some
homemade acai bowls
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with Cheez-Its crumbles.
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Thanks, K. Can you give us the room?
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We have a lot to get through
and not a lot of time to do it.
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Oh, so proud of you two.
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-Pupes and I will let you work.
-Here's the plan.
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There's a crucial vote coming up
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at the gathering of the school bullies.
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They're calling it the Wooly Bully.
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The bullies have to vote on whether or not
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to disrupt our fundraiser
for the cement bleachers.
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Those dickbags might hand out
swirlies and wedgies,
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but they operate by a strict moral code.
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If it isn't a unanimous yes,
they can't act.
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One of us has to go undercover as a bully
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and spoil the vote.
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Jesse has the more bully-shaped head,
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so I think she could blend in
a little better.
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Can't argue with that.
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My head's just shaped
like a dolphin's dick.
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This is a highly volatile
and dangerous situation.
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As my co-president, I'm gonna need you
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in the surveillance van
talking me through it.
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I got you, girl! Van life rules!
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I'm co-all over that shit!
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And then I said if Kevin's wife thinks
I stole her manicurist,
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she can bloody well talk to me about it.
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[AISHA] Honey, I'm sorry,
but have you seen her nails?
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Debbie's a manicurist, not God.
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[both laughing]
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-[AISHA] Oh, Pupa's purring.
-[purring]
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I think it's 'cause of all the extra time
you've spent taking care of him.
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Terry's a world-famous novelist,
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the replicants are dominating at school,
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and I'm the ultimate alien tradwife.
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[AISHA] And the ship's
never looked better.
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The Fusion Core is so shiny.
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The Goocleus hasn't been this clean
since we first landed.
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And also, did you wax the Pretendo Deck?
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Oh, yeah.
And that's not the only thing I waxed.
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Talkin' about my mound!
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-[both laugh]
-[AISHA] You nasty, Korvo.
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You know you nasty.
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[Terry] Attention, old people!
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I know retirement homes
are where the nastiest, gnarliest,
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often racially loaded curse words
get tossed around.
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I'm beefing up my lexicon,
so what have you got?
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I already know butt,
dingle, and nard farker.
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Why don't you shove your drippy [bleep]
in my [bleep] stained [bleep]?
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Ugh, that was disgusting.
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Keep going!
Shower me in your filth, you olds!
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-[punches thudding]
-Darn! Dang!
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Come on, kid! I want you [bleep] lightning
and [bleep] thunder.
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Oh, wow. Oh, my stars.
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This mother [bleep]
with his [bleep] egg salad
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facing [bleep]
with [bleep] that [bleep] [bleep]
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my [bleep] hole.
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Bitch! [panting]
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Asshole! [bleep]
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Sticky little [bleep]
in my [bleep] socket!
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That's it, kid! You're [bleep] doing it!
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[Terry panting]
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Robbio von Cleet,
I'm coming for your [bleep] [bleep]
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ass [bleep] bitch [bleep] you
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[bleep] legged [bleep]!
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[? tense music playing]
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[bullies chattering]
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The eagle has landed.
241
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I'm the eagle, in case
that wasn't clear before.
242
00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,807
[bully leader] Everyone shut up
or I'll piss on your lunch!
243
00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:20,810
Us bullies have been pushed
out of public spaces for years.
244
00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,187
No one carries cash anymore,
245
00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:24,272
and the fatties are intermittent fasting.
246
00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:26,316
Our last refuge is under the bleachers.
247
00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,568
If they go concrete, we're fucked!
248
00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,987
Oh, geez, these bullies mean business!
249
00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:33,406
I urge you to vote yes on measure F,
250
00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:36,785
as in Fugly Mom,
which I heard your mom is.
251
00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:38,328
[bullies cheering]
252
00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:41,081
[clears throat] Uh, I've been bullying
253
00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:44,375
in, um, Spain as an exchange bully.
254
00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:45,960
Can I ask a question?
255
00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:47,170
Spit it out, noob!
256
00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:49,839
Hey! She ain't the only new bully in town.
257
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,382
[Jesse gasps]
258
00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:52,842
What are you doing here?
259
00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:55,095
This is too important to rely on one vote!
260
00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:56,304
I'm your bully backup!
261
00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:58,640
-Then who's in the van?
-Don't worry.
262
00:09:58,723 --> 00:09:59,933
I have it covered.
263
00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:02,185
-[JK Sevens beeping]
-[crashing]
264
00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:06,564
-[flames whooshing]
-[beeping] Uh-oh.
265
00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:08,942
-[? classical music playing]
-[people chattering]
266
00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:14,823
[fan whirring]
267
00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:16,282
Remember your training.
268
00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:17,450
[bleep]
269
00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:19,869
How dare you show your face here?
270
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,372
Robbio's concave abs are committed to me.
271
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,958
It ain't over till those pecs
hit the printer, bitch!
272
00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,502
Don't you mean [bleep] pecs
at the [bleep]?
273
00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:29,879
-[Terry yelps]
-Oh, did I shock you?
274
00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,507
You did! Oh, wow, Robbio!
275
00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:35,218
You're even more cover modelly
in person than I expected!
276
00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,220
Look at that clavicle.
277
00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,097
You ready to whore [bleep]
this cover shoot?
278
00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:40,682
[bleep] yes, please.
279
00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:44,602
Damn! You sound like my [bleep] aunt
back in Quincy.
280
00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:45,854
T.S. Opposites, right?
281
00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:48,106
Excited to see what your
third book is, [bleep] wad.
282
00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:49,691
I'll bet your dead dad has
283
00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:52,569
a big old juicy [bleep] squirting [bleep].
284
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,028
-What did you say to me?
-[? tense music playing]
285
00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:55,697
Uh, [bleep]
286
00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:58,158
and that your dad's body is [bleep].
287
00:10:58,241 --> 00:10:59,284
That...
288
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,286
was [bleep] amazing!
289
00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:02,620
Ignore this guy, Robbio.
290
00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:03,955
You've already got a cover.
291
00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:05,874
I thought I did, but to choose,
292
00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:10,503
I think we need to have
a good old-fashioned swear war!
293
00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:12,714
-[all cheering]
-Whoever can talk with the dirtier mouth
294
00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:14,257
will win my heart!
295
00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:15,925
Wow, he didn't curse.
296
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,135
[bleep]
297
00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:18,303
Spoke too soon.
298
00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:21,556
[Korvo humming]
299
00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:24,559
[gasps] The Pupa terraformed
his Pack 'n Play!
300
00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:26,352
Lookin' good!
301
00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,146
-I am so proud of you!
-Yay!
302
00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:29,397
Who's a little supercomputer?
303
00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:30,899
Yes, you are. Yes, you are!
304
00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:33,026
[AISHA] If the Pupa has started
to terraform Earth,
305
00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:35,153
that means the mission
is almost complete.
306
00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,197
Do you think we can get him
to terraform faster?
307
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:38,698
[AISHA]
Why? You don't wanna rush him.
308
00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:39,782
Hmm, you're right.
309
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:42,243
I guess he's just evolving faster
because I'm such a good--
310
00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:43,411
Ooh.
311
00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:44,913
Why's he staring at my necklace?
312
00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:47,290
[AISHA] Damn,
that Protoshlorpian is stuffed full
313
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:48,708
of home world DNA.
314
00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:50,585
No wonder the Pupa's so hopped up.
315
00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:51,961
-It is?
-[AISHA] Oh, yeah,
316
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,255
we better keep it away from him
or it could supercharge his--
317
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:55,340
Eat necklace!
318
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:56,925
[gulps]
319
00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:58,384
-He'll be fine, right?
-[AISHA] No!
320
00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:00,136
That could overload his evolution!
321
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,513
Oh, please, last week
he drank a Wing Stop coffee,
322
00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:04,182
-and he survived that.
-[Pupa grunting]
323
00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:08,228
-[Pupa roars]
-[? tense music playing]
324
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:10,438
-[AISHA] Oh, no!
-[yelps] What the hell?
325
00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:11,773
Pupa, stop that!
326
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,234
If our new bullies here
wanna be voting members
327
00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:17,195
of the community, they'll have
to undergo initiation.
328
00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:18,363
Hell yeah!
329
00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:22,659
I bully anytime,
even on weekends and holidays!
330
00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:26,120
[board creaks]
331
00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:27,538
[Kenny grunting]
332
00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:28,957
Kenny Checkers?
333
00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,042
We can't bully him, he's our friend!
334
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,544
-We gotta!
-This is why I needed you in the van!
335
00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:36,798
Just gotta prove your bully-fides
by twisting his nips till he gives you
336
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,800
-his Sephora loyalty card.
-[Kenny whimpering]
337
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,093
Or just cut his ear off.
338
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:41,552
-Same diff.
-[muffled gasping]
339
00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:44,180
-Oh, no. No, no, no.
-Just hold still, Kenny.
340
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,516
This is gonna hurt us
more than it hurts you.
341
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,601
Except for the whole
cleaving of your ear thing.
342
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:49,936
That is gonna sting.
343
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:51,396
-[ground rumbling]
-[Yumyulack gasps]
344
00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:53,523
[all screaming]
345
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,776
[Pupa grunting]
346
00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,029
[Pupa screams]
347
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:02,282
Your orange juice is [bleep],
348
00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:04,158
and it smells like [bleep]
with [bleep] on it.
349
00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:06,369
Mad Max Fury [bleep].
350
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,870
You gonna let him get away with that?
351
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:10,206
Try on some Shlorpian cussing!
352
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:13,459
[speaking Shlorpian] [bleep] [bleep]
353
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:16,212
[speaking Shlorpian] [bleep].
354
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:19,048
Swearing from beyond the stars?
355
00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:22,135
-Terry wins!
-[all cheering]
356
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,386
[all screaming]
357
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:27,265
[ground rumbling]
358
00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:29,142
-Oh, hell! This can't be good!
-[all scream]
359
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,811
-[horn honking]
-[car crashes]
360
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:35,440
[? intense music playing]
361
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,692
[crystals crashing]
362
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,986
[JK Sevens beeping]
363
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:42,488
-[flames whoosh]
-[beeping] Uh-oh.
364
00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:47,618
[elevator whooshes]
365
00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:50,705
What in Shlorpian hell is happening
out in these streets?
366
00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:53,041
I was six seconds away
from getting Robbio von Cleet
367
00:13:53,124 --> 00:13:54,792
to bear his breastesses on my cover!
368
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,961
And we were so close
to saving our fundraiser
369
00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:59,130
so we could get a tight spot
for Jesse's car!
370
00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:02,091
I don't know. I've just been cleaning
and taking care of the house.
371
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,510
-Classic tradwife stuff.
-[Jesse, Terry, and Yumyulack gasp]
372
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,679
Uh, yeah, the Pupa does look
a little zilla now.
373
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:09,057
-[computer beeping]
-Holy rollin' scrotum!
374
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:11,642
Those are the crystals
that interrupted the Wooly Bully!
375
00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,019
Cr�me br�l�e, anyone?
376
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:14,145
The ramekins are edible!
377
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:16,397
Do not try to distract us
with edible ramekins!
378
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,566
-Give me that!
-[all eating noisily]
379
00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:20,735
Why's the Pupa's Pack 'n Play terraformed?
380
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,862
While you guys have been off
being fabulous,
381
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:25,615
I've been in my tradwife era,
raising the Pupa.
382
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,241
That's why he's doing so great.
383
00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:29,160
-[Pupa grunts]
-[crystals crashing]
384
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:34,082
[AISHA] I told your ass not to feed him
that alien necklace! Didn't I?
385
00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:35,708
The alien necklace I gave you?
386
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,418
Or a new one that has nothing
to do with me?
387
00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:39,253
I didn't feed it to him!
388
00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,130
But I also didn't rip it away
when he got it.
389
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,299
[all screaming]
390
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,177
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt!
391
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,721
That's why all these crystals
are popping up everywhere?
392
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,556
[AISHA]
Duh! They're geologic tenderizers.
393
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,351
When a Pupa's gonna terraform,
they soften the planetary crust
394
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:54,852
to help with the process!
395
00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:56,354
See? It has nothing to do with me.
396
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:57,939
[AISHA]
That's not true, and you know it!
397
00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,732
That necklace amped the Pupa up!
398
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,026
-[yelps] Cut it out, Pupa!
-[AISHA] He can't!
399
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:04,320
With the supercharge of the ancient alien,
400
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:07,115
the whole planet is gonna be
fucked up in an hour!
401
00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:09,075
No! We [bleep] love Earth!
402
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,077
We almost got our good parking spots!
403
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,162
We will not go quietly into the night!
404
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:16,374
This terraforming is happening
because of my hard trad work.
405
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,167
Nobody ever complains
about your academics,
406
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,293
or your writing career.
407
00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:20,962
Our careers don't impale the neighbors!
408
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,630
I'm not letting you
take this away from me!
409
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:24,924
-Pupa, you keep terraforming!
-[both grunt]
410
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,635
I'm going in and getting that necklace!
411
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,053
[all grunting]
412
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:31,305
[liquid splashes]
413
00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:32,515
No, fuck that!
414
00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,308
Pupa, you're coming with me.
415
00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:35,852
[Korvo grunts]
416
00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,728
-[people screaming]
-Get back here, Korvo!
417
00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:38,855
Give us the Pupa!
418
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,815
No! He's just doing this for the mission!
419
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:42,108
Leave us alone!
420
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:43,693
[Korvo yelps]
421
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:44,819
[crystals crashing]
422
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:46,154
-[explosion booms]
-[people screaming]
423
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:48,865
[all screaming]
424
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:50,950
[panting]
425
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,076
[gasps]
426
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:54,454
[crystals crashing]
427
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:57,039
[grunts, yelps]
428
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,458
-[gasps]
-[liquid splashes]
429
00:15:58,541 --> 00:15:59,750
Oh, come on!
430
00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:01,252
[Pupa yelps]
431
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:04,922
This [bleep] [bleep] cake
thinks he can outrun me?
432
00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:07,675
Your new cussing is offending
and impressing me!
433
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:10,094
-Thanks, queen!
-[Yumyulack grunting]
434
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,097
I'll get it, you stupid...
435
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:14,390
[Yumyulack screams]
436
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,392
[Korvo grunts]
437
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,896
Ha, ha! I'm king of the crystals! Suck it!
438
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,942
[grunting]
439
00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,944
Oh, shit, I'm swinging here!
440
00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,029
[grunts]
441
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,200
[Korvo] [panting] No!
442
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,661
You shall not pass, bitch!
443
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,121
-[Korvo laughing]
-[Jesse grunting]
444
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:38,456
[all yelp]
445
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,000
-[Terry gasps]
-Pupa, don't move!
446
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,377
-That's the only copy of my manuscript!
-[Pupa roaring]
447
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:46,380
[Yumyulack straining]
448
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:48,758
[Pupa screams]
449
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,426
-[papers rustling]
-No, no! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
450
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,345
No!
451
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,680
It's ruined!
452
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,182
It's okay, we'll fix this!
453
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,559
We can put this part together
with this one and-and then maybe--
454
00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,728
All that work, gone! For what?
455
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,104
Terry, my love, I'm sorry.
456
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,272
I know how hard you worked,
457
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,358
and the whole world was
so ready to consume it,
458
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,484
and I've ruined it.
459
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,778
I'm a bad husband.
460
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,447
I was trying to be as busy
and important as you.
461
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,533
Everyone in this family has so much,
462
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:14,951
and I've got nothing.
463
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,202
-[Pupa belches]
-[Yumyulack yelps]
464
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:19,038
Did Korvo already apologize
and beg for forgiveness?
465
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:20,414
Nope, he's doing it now.
466
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,500
I used to have Main Character Energy,
467
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,835
and now I'm non-union extra at best.
468
00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:28,005
When I saw the opportunity to get
the Pupa to terraform more quickly,
469
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:30,007
I thought it was a chance
for me to flourish
470
00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:31,634
just like you. [yelps]
471
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:35,972
Oh, I'm so sorry for screwing over
your successful lives.
472
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,223
Oh, babe.
473
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:40,017
The only reason we're successful
is because of you.
474
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:41,978
-Really?
-You think Yum and I would have
475
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,272
the confidence to be
bad-ass class presidents
476
00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:45,606
without your support?
477
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,483
I didn't realize you needed me.
478
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,026
You're our leader, Korvo.
479
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:50,319
You always will be.
480
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,029
Oh, it feels good to hear that.
481
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:53,281
Wish we had talked about this
482
00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:55,449
before you destroyed
the planet, huh, big guy?
483
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,535
[Jesse] Earth was great while it lasted.
484
00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:59,787
[Yumyulack] It's the only planet
with deep dish pizza.
485
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:02,081
[Terry] Earth has Sarahs,
Jessicas, Parkers,
486
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:05,251
and one mythical lady
who's a combo of all three.
487
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:07,086
I'll never forget skorts.
488
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:10,381
All of our advanced technology,
but they got us with that one.
489
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,301
Where are you going?
490
00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:15,678
To stop this terraforming
once and for all!
491
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,138
But it's your purpose in life!
492
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:20,308
Well, then fuck me,
because my family loves Earth,
493
00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:22,435
and I love my family!
494
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:25,021
[? dramatic music playing]
495
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,023
[AISHA] It's happening!
Earth is about to terraform,
496
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,567
and it's all because
of your hard trad work!
497
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,902
-Not today, AISHA!
-[AISHA] Yes, today!
498
00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:33,571
I just said it's happenin' now.
499
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,489
Whoa, whoa, what are you doing
with that big-ass stick?
500
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:37,283
I have to destroy the Goocleus!
501
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,118
[AISHA] But without it,
the Pupa will never have
502
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,162
the Goocleotides he needs
to fully terraform!
503
00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:43,039
I know, but that's okay.
504
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:46,208
I have to give up a piece of myself
so this family can flourish.
505
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:49,128
[AISHA] If you break that Goocleus,
there's no turning back!
506
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,130
The Pupa can never terraform,
507
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:52,673
no matter how much he evolves.
508
00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:54,634
But the Pupa would be okay, right?
509
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:56,052
It wouldn't hurt the little guy?
510
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,637
[AISHA] He'll be exactly the same.
511
00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,889
He just can't trigger
final terraformation.
512
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,183
-So the mission as we know it...
-[AISHA] Would be over.
513
00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:04,810
Suck it, mission!
514
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:06,604
I'm canceling the apocalypse!
515
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,397
[Korvo yells]
516
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,193
That was from Pacific Rim.
517
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,362
-[AISHA] Still a lame-ass reference.
-No, it was cool.
518
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:17,615
[loud rumbling]
519
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:18,824
-[all gasp]
-[Pupa groans]
520
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,244
[crystals whooshing]
521
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,955
[? gentle music playing]
522
00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:27,333
Korvo, the crystals are gone!
523
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:28,417
You did it!
524
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,586
This trad alien has saved the Earth,
525
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,381
from a thing I technically caused.
526
00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:35,383
But what are you gonna do
without the mission?
527
00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:36,717
Isn't it kinda like your whole thing?
528
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,386
It just means my mission won't be about
529
00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:40,137
destroying the planet, but living on it.
530
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,348
Free from my preordained path.
531
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:43,808
So we can just have fun!
532
00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:45,184
Ah, I love that for us.
533
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:48,521
I'm excited to find my own Earth purpose,
just like you guys.
534
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:49,814
That means you, too, Pupa.
535
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:52,066
You can choose any new purpose you want.
536
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,859
What's it gonna be, Pupes?
537
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:56,153
F-[bleep]-bal!
538
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:59,407
Yeesh, okay. Yeah, that's on me.
539
00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:01,617
-I'll pull back on the swearing.
-Mother-[bleep]!
540
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:07,164
-[Jacqueline] Cheers!
-Bravo! The numbers are in.
541
00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:10,334
Of Lust and Chamomile
is your biggest seller yet.
542
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:13,379
Gotta say, the first version
that got destroyed really sucked ass.
543
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:14,714
This new one was way better
544
00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:17,383
without all the Nosferatus
I tried to wedge in before.
545
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,760
I guess we didn't need Robbio
on the cover after all.
546
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:22,304
Not with the red-hot model
we went with instead.
547
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:25,182
[? soft, sultry music playing]
548
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,102
-Well, look who's home early.
-[Pupa snoring]
549
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:30,896
Yeah, 'cause of our sick new parking spot!
550
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:33,232
It shaves a full five minutes
off the commute.
551
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:34,358
So you defeated the bullies?
552
00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:37,403
Compromised. We gave them
a designated assault area.
553
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,697
-[punches thudding]
-[bully grunting]
554
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:42,825
Hey, nerd!
Get in here so I can steal your robots!
555
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,494
-No, thanks, I'm good!
-God, if I didn't live my life
556
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,163
by a strict moral bully code,
557
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,373
I'd come out there and kick your ass!
558
00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:55,463
[AISHA] After that terraforming fiasco,
I need a massage.
559
00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:57,256
Girl, you and me both.
560
00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,508
AISHA, look! A Goocleus remnant!
561
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:00,634
I thought it was totally gone!
562
00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:01,969
[AISHA] I guess not.
563
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:05,055
With some time, the Goocleus
can probably self-repair,
564
00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:07,183
and maybe we can get back
on track with the mission.
565
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:10,019
-[Korvo grunts]
-[AISHA] Oh, damn, you really meant it.
566
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,396
That's right.
No more terraforming mission.
567
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:15,775
From now on, the Solar Opposites
do what they want!
568
00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:16,859
[elevator whooshes]
569
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:20,196
[AISHA glitching]
570
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:24,033
[AISHA] [menacing voice]
Transmitting error code 8798915.
571
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,368
[normal voice] The fuck was that?
572
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:27,745
Probably just gas.
573
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,792
[? slow, tense music playing]
574
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:35,711
??
575
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,382
[? dramatic music playing]
576
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,259
[machine beeping]
577
00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:48,724
[AISHA] Transmitting error code 8798915.
578
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,559
Sir, looks like one of the Shlorpian teams
579
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:53,687
in sector 5567 deactivated its Goocleus.
580
00:21:53,771 --> 00:21:55,314
They can't terraform anymore!
581
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:58,108
We can't have Shlorpians
just enjoying life
582
00:21:58,192 --> 00:21:59,568
without destroying the planet,
583
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:02,196
or they could tell the other teams
and ruin the whole thing!
584
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:05,157
-So what do we do?
-We just have to kill them.
585
00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:08,077
[both laughing maniacally]
586
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:16,836
[grunting] Gold HQ?
587
00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:18,754
This is Undercover Agent Charger.
588
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:21,841
We've got these silver bastards
right where we want 'em.
589
00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:23,509
[water splashes]
590
00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:26,178
Also, I took a shit in their toilet
and I'm not gonna flush it.
591
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:29,890
[? dramatic theme playing]
592
00:22:54,123 --> 00:22:56,125
??
593
00:23:11,265 --> 00:23:12,766
[mimicking laser fire]
594
00:23:12,816 --> 00:23:17,366
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