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[? dramatic music playing]
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??
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[Cherie] Wallstronauts, as we stand
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on the edge of this perilous journey,
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I struggled with the right words
to inspire you,
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but then I remembered
Gene Hackman's speech from Crimson Tide,
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which I had to watch
with my shitty ex-boyfriend
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who got rejected from the Navy
because of his lazy elbow
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and addiction to huffing
Porta-Potty cleaner.
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We constitute the first
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and last line of defense
against Yumyulack.
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I expect and demand you do your very best,
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and if you can't,
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that strange sensation you'll be feeling
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is my boot in your tiny ass.
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-Go, Bama!
-[all] Roll Tide.
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Zero Wallians died to bring us this info.
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Now we believe Yumyulack
will be gone all day tomorrow
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at Panera University.
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He's helping them develop
a new caffeinated lemonade
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that will only put you in a coma.
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Listen up, this Golden Girls watch
is our countdown clock.
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When Bea Arthur's sexy-ass leg hits 0800,
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we launch no matter what.
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[all] Yeah!
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Tomorrow we get big,
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but tonight we celebrate
the end of the little era.
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Hit it, DJ Marshmello.
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[? upbeat house music playing]
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Is that really Marshmello?
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Nah, it's just a dude
with a Lucky Charms stuck to his head,
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but his beats hit, right?
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[? dramatic music playing]
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[? mysterious music playing]
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[? rock music playing]
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Smells good. What ya grilling?
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-Salmon planks.
-Since when do we have salmon?
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Since a crow dropped a piece
of sushi in the sandbox.
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-Eat up.
-Mm, yum.
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[sniffs] Ugh.
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[Nova] Are we rushing this launch?
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There's so much we don't know.
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That sneaky little alien shitbag
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said he was setting booby traps for us.
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Please, see that spilled cherry Fun Dip?
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It's actually grape-flavored rat poison.
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He's not gonna get us with that.
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Yeah, but the bedroom
is messier than ever.
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Who knows what he hid out there?
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It's a mess because Jesse
and Yumyulack are doing
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"No Laundry November"
to raise money for dual penis disorder.
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Sounds rough, but not as rough
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as diving into
a dangerous trap-laden room.
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We don't have a choice.
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Our launch window's tighter
than a Hollister romper.
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We have to launch tomorrow.
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[crew laughing]
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[Nova] Look at them.
They could all die out there.
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-I pray to Jesse that--
-Hey, they'll make it.
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If you wanna have faith, have it in me.
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Ringo, you get some of that yard salmon?
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No, not for me. I filled up on cricket.
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Plus, I need to study my maps again.
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It has to be perfect tomorrow.
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Will you two Anxious Anitas relax?
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Everything's gonna be fine.
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Nothing can stop us now.
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[cawing]
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[crew vomiting, moaning]
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[Cherie] Oh, God. What the hell?
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It stinks like a Doberman's asshole.
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Wallstronaut, what is happening?
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Who the fuck thought it was a good idea
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to feed us salmon
that was dropped on the ground
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by a dirty old crow?
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-[farting]
-[Cherie] Oh!
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Okay, yeah, I guess it sounds gross
when you say it like that.
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[crew vomiting]
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Oh, my God, we poisoned the whole crew.
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Did anyone not eat the salmon?
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Not me but, hey, these guys are tough.
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-Maybe they'll bounce back.
-[man screams]
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I just blew out my asshole.
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-It's on the ground.
-[crew moans, vomits]
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Oh, I slipped and fell on my own asshole!
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We are launching this ship today.
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With what crew?
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'Cause ours is brown-blasting
into Monopoly thimbles.
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Us! We're the leaders of the Wall.
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It should have been us the whole time,
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and now fate and salmonella
have brought us to this moment.
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It's too dangerous. You can't risk it.
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Think about Pezlie.
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She won't be safe until we're fucking big.
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Guys, we can do this.
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We still have our pilot.
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Come to think of it, The Duke,
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why were you the only one
who didn't eat the sushi?
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What are you saying, The Montez?
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You think I sabotaged the mission?
How fucking dare you?
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I've given my life to the Wall.
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You've taken a lot as well.
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So have you taken a lot also!
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Hey, hey, hey, that is really bad grammar,
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and now is not the time.
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Look, Cherie's right. It's up to us,
but we are not a whole crew.
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That's why the B-Team's been training
with the A-Team all along.
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The B-Team? Those weirdo fuck-ups
are ticking time bombs.
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Uh, they're right over there.
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-Hey.
-Yeah, I know.
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It's not a reveal for me.
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I've been staring at them this whole time.
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-Fuck you!
-Who the hell is on the B-Team?
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[Cherie] Nomi, the Wall's
foremost expert in Yumyulack.
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I know all there is to know
about that big blue cum stain.
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Plus, I built the ship's computer
out of spare parts
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and an LED screen from a Horizon:
Zero Cavities electric toothbrush.
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But she seems normal.
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Guys, check out my new Yumyulack tattoo.
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His eyes are my titties.
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Watch, I can make it
look like he's reading.
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Woo, look at that.
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[Cherie] Next is our navigator
Chip Ozmonski.
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People call me Oz,
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and all of y'all know I should
have been on the A-team
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'cause I'm about to fuck
this mission in its A-hole.
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Oz, relax. Getting too emotional
could trigger mission psychosis,
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like Michael Biehn in The Abyss.
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That shit ain't happening
to the Wizard of Oz.
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If anything, this bitch
right here is gonna get it.
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[Cherie] And this is Walter, the muscle.
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He's constantly shaving his head,
and he never talks.
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He writes everything on a notepad
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like that kid in Little Miss Sunshine.
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Alright, crappy loser understudies,
saddle up.
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It's time to save the people of the Wall.
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[? dramatic music playing]
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[all] Seventeen...
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16,
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-15...
-Mama.
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[all] ...14, 13,
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12, 11, 10...
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-Wait, I forgot something.
-What the fuck? There's no time.
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-Never mind, I found it.
-[all] Seven...
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-Oh, that's mature, asshole.
-[all] ...six...
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[all] ...five, four,
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three, two, one!
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-[Cherie] Go, go, go!
-[? dramatic music playing]
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Are we sure the spark plug
will shatter the glass?
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We're about to find out.
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[? dramatic music continues]
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[glass shatters]
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[Wallians cheer]
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It's working.
Course set for niner-two-niner.
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This is awesome. I feel great.
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No mission psychosis
for this bad motherfucker.
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-You hear me, Walter?
-[Walter snores]
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Looks like we're headed
straight for the TV stand.
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Shrink Ray dead ahead.
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Oh, my God, at this rate,
we could be big in an hour.
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That's like just like two episodes
of Sex Lives of College Girls.
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-[loud thud]
-Ah! What was that?
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-Might have been an air pocket.
-Do bedrooms have that?
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I'm getting some drag on the left wing.
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Anyone got a visual?
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Maybe it was Yumyulack's fan.
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No, no way. He doesn't like
to share the breeze with Jesse.
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It's usually stationary.
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Well, today it's fucking oscillating.
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[fan buzzing]
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-Get us out of its path.
-I'm trying!
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Maybe the pupa can help us.
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He's too busy with some sort of
important sci-fi business.
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[female VR AI] Oh, hey there, sailor.
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Looks like you and your burly cousins
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all got stuck in that dishwasher.
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-[wood cracks]
-We're losing a wing.
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I can maybe use the current
to get us to Jesse's bed.
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I'm aiming for the minion pillow.
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-Which minion is it?
-I don't know, Kevin?
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-That doesn't look like Kevin.
-Which one says banana?
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They all say banana!
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-Crash positions!
-[crew screaming]
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[? dramatic music playing]
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[gasps] Onion volcano!
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[crew groans]
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-Looks like Kevin saved our ass.
-It was Bob.
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Both wings are fucked,
but everything else seems intact
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except it's wet for some reason.
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Yeah, shit, that was me.
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Sorry, dudes, I blasted a bunch
of piss when we crashed.
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This is more than just one man's urine.
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Something's off.
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Crap. Remember that big box
that blocked the Wall?
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We thought Yumyulack
finally pulled the trigger
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on that Hoda Kotb body pillow,
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but we were wrong.
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I think Jesse got a new mattress.
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I feel like I'm becoming the "points out
the front window and yells" guy,
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but what the hell is that?
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We're on a fucking water bed!
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The crash must have triggered a wave
towards the headboard!
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Everyone strap in now!
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Deploy the wheels!
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-[gears clicking]
-[? dramatic music playing]
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What the fuck are you doing?
You're heading right for it!
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-You're going to kill us!
-Goddammit, man, you gotta trust me.
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No, I don't!
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Oh, fuck! Oh, shit!
I got mission psychosis.
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I know I said I wouldn't get it,
but deep down, I knew I would.
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-[cries]
-Shut up!
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Who said that? I think I'm going blind
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from the mission psychosis thing
I mentioned.
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Calm down. You are freaking out!
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Fuck your mother!
We're all gonna die right here on this--
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[Walter grunts]
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[crew screaming]
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-[Pupa grunting]
-[karate chops through VR helmet]
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-[crew screaming]
-[alarm beeping]
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Woo! Ha, ha! Looks like we're not dead.
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Oh, what happened?
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I was trying to have
some mission psychosis.
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Oh, wow, Yumyulack's JNCO jeans.
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Can't believe these are back in style.
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Just another reason
to hurry up and get big again,
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before we miss the fad.
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-[crew gasps]
-Oh, my God,
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Sir Yumyulack's phone
is still in the pocket.
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Did you just call him "Sir"?
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Forget it, kid.
That thing's huge compared to us.
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We can't even press the buttons.
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Guys, it's a Motorola Razr Rise-Up,
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preloaded with motivational ringtones.
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-So what?
-So this model has a mini SD card,
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which could be full of Yumyulack data.
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No way. It's way too dangerous out there.
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Nomi, come back!
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Shit, Oz, get out there and help her.
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Why me? I might be concussed.
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What's three plus one, 75?
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See, I'm all fucked up.
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Shut up, you pussy, and go!
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-Whatever, man.
-Hurry, we're too exposed here.
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Holy Jesse, Mother of Bows...
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What are you doing?
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This water is from Jesse's holy mattress.
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00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:08,817
This mission is already so fucked up,
248
00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:10,819
we don't have time
to be baptizing ourselves
249
00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:12,028
in dirty bed water.
250
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,447
-[pulsing]
-Oh, my God, what now?
251
00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:16,783
-[Ringo] Get back in here!
-[Montez] Nomi!
252
00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:19,828
Let's go, dude.
Come on ! Go, go, go, go, dude, let's go!
253
00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:22,372
What the hell is that?
254
00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:24,791
[Nova] It's the Roomba!
255
00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:26,501
[crew screams]
256
00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:29,087
Release the dirty countermeasures.
257
00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:31,631
-[Roomba whirring]
-[explosion booms]
258
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:35,927
[tires squeal]
259
00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:37,011
We should be in the clear.
260
00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:39,889
[Walter pants, shudders]
261
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,516
[mumbling]
262
00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:44,477
Yeah, I'm gonna die a hero
like my underpants Ben Stiller.
263
00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:45,979
What the fuck? You can talk, man.
264
00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:47,272
[screams]
265
00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:50,066
I am 300 years young!
266
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,652
I will live forever in Middle Dawn!
267
00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:54,696
He's got real mission psychosis.
268
00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:56,406
You see, Oz, this is what it looks like.
269
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:57,657
Hey, mine was real, too.
270
00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:59,617
It's a spectrum, like sexuality.
271
00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:01,995
-[Walter panting]
-Grab him!
272
00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:05,123
[Walter yelling]
273
00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:07,041
I'm swimming in the fudge.
274
00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,793
[Walter yells]
275
00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:10,670
-[organs splatter]
-[crew screams]
276
00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:14,507
Floor it, Ringo!
277
00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:16,926
-[? dramatic music playing]
-[Roomba rumbling]
278
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,557
[Nova] Yum's bed frame is lower.
279
00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,309
The Roomba can't follow us under here.
280
00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:25,685
[crew cheers]
281
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,942
[Oz] Damn, dude,
Walter got killed by a Roomba,
282
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,653
just like the graffiti on that
highway underpass said would happen.
283
00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:37,780
Everyone, just breathe. We're safe.
284
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:40,158
-Because of you, Ringo.
-Yeah, I hate to say this,
285
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:42,285
but great job getting us under the bed.
286
00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:46,039
Wait a hot gal autumn,
are we about to become besties?
287
00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:47,248
Shut up. No.
288
00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:48,458
[Nomi] Oh, my God, this is unbelievable.
289
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,002
Pictures, videos, text, the notes app,
290
00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:53,546
all of Yumyulack's life right here.
291
00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,840
-Can we use it to call for help?
-No, it's all data.
292
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:58,051
-Then I don't give a shit.
-Uh, I do.
293
00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,552
Oh, my God!
294
00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:02,013
Lyrics to a song he wrote
called Mound Town,
295
00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,681
sung to the tune of Funky Town.
296
00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:05,725
We can finally answer the question,
297
00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:07,894
"Can Yumyulack do parody?"
298
00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:11,356
[? suspenseful music playing]
299
00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:15,360
What is that? Shine the light up there.
300
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:18,154
[? mysterious music playing]
301
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,490
Mountains of Penthouse magazines.
302
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:21,908
Ooh, what years we talking?
303
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:25,078
They featured a lot
of shaved schnizz from '98 to '04.
304
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,288
Yeah, that checks out.
Yumyulack prefers a clean runway.
305
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:28,831
-[thud]
-[crew yells]
306
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,543
Hi-ya! [yelling]
307
00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:36,172
We gotta get outta here.
Go for the thigh gap.
308
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:39,259
[? dramatic music playing]
309
00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:45,848
-[crew screams]
-[? dramatic music continues]
310
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:48,309
[all panting, gasping]
311
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,979
Well, this thing is donezo.
312
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,356
Thank you for your service.
313
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:56,359
It's time to rest now,
my sweet, sweet girl.
314
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:57,986
? Oh, Danny boy ?
315
00:12:58,069 --> 00:13:01,155
? The pipes, the pipes are calling ?
316
00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:03,408
? From glen to glen ?
317
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:06,119
? And down the mountainside ?
318
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,579
-? The summer's gone ?
-Oh, Jesus Christ,
319
00:13:08,663 --> 00:13:10,290
we were only in that thing
for, like, 10 minutes.
320
00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:12,625
And it only takes
an instant to fall in love,
321
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:13,876
you callous dick bag.
322
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,712
[Cherie] Guys, stop, look.
323
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,089
We're closer than ever to the Shrink Ray.
324
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:21,134
Everyone, grab ropes
and the hooks for climbing.
325
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,218
We'll have to go on foot.
326
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,469
I'm bringing the mini SD card.
327
00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:25,388
Hell no, it'll slow us down.
328
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,140
I know, but look.
329
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:29,642
[Yumyulack laughs]
330
00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,019
La la la la la la la!
331
00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:32,228
You call that tickling.
332
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,188
I don't tip unless you make me throw up.
333
00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:36,441
He paid to be tickled.
334
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:37,650
That laugh's gonna haunt me.
335
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:41,112
It's like if Todd Phillips' Joker got
a vuvuzela shoved up his ass.
336
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:43,614
Guys, if this got out,
337
00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:45,533
Yumyulack would die of embarrassment.
338
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:47,327
Social currency is everything to him now.
339
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:49,620
When we get big, he'll die in jail.
340
00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:51,789
-Let's focus on that.
-You know what? No!
341
00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:53,458
I've kept my mouth shut long enough!
342
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,668
This fucking plan sucks my one nut.
343
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:58,338
Lost the other one shooting
a Cameo on a Razor scooter.
344
00:13:58,421 --> 00:14:00,548
Who would pay for a Cameo from you?
345
00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:02,467
You couldn't even get
real mission psychosis.
346
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:05,261
I can too.
Blah, blah, I'm having it right now.
347
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,804
Oz, you're embarrassing yourself.
348
00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:09,724
Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
349
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:11,517
Nomi, I'd love to hit that sometime.
350
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:14,395
Now, I'm taking my rope
and going back to the Wall.
351
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:15,855
-[electricity crackles]
-[Oz screams]
352
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:16,939
What the fuck is happening?
353
00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,233
He's actually finally
having mission psychosis.
354
00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:21,027
No, he's being electrocuted.
355
00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:25,823
Oh, my God, I was actually gonna let him
and his one ball in my pants.
356
00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:28,284
Jesus Christ, nobody move.
357
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:31,829
We're standing on Cavity Sam
from the board game Operation.
358
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:36,667
Damn, the ankle bone
connected to the knee bone.
359
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:39,712
Yumyulack must have plugged it
into an outlet to give it extra juice.
360
00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:42,298
We're standing on a minefield
that the whole family can enjoy.
361
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:43,383
[Cherie sighs]
362
00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:45,843
Oz was right. Two people have died.
363
00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:47,804
I don't know, maybe we should give up.
364
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,680
Sometimes you gotta know
when to hold 'em,
365
00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:52,809
and sometimes you gotta know
when to go back to the alien terrarium.
366
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,395
-That's not how the song goes.
-What song?
367
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:58,898
I think we need to cut our losses,
go back, and regroup.
368
00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:01,984
No way. We have to finish this mission,
for the Wall.
369
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,612
I don't give a fuck about
the people of the Wall.
370
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:06,322
-[crew gasps]
-[Cherie] The truth is,
371
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:09,534
I only care about Pezlie getting big
and having a normal life.
372
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,369
Everyone else can get fucked.
373
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:13,287
But you're supposed
to care what happens to us.
374
00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:14,622
Well, I don't.
375
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:18,000
Then you are a fucking fraud,
Queen Cherie!
376
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:21,963
I'm the fraud? You were out here
bathing yourself in Jesse's bed water,
377
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:24,590
still wearing scraps
of your stupid Bowinian robes.
378
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,634
So? It's my religion!
379
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:27,969
Oh, bullshit!
380
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,929
The only reason you came on this mission
381
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:32,473
is so that you can get big and meet Jesse.
382
00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:33,891
How did you think it was gonna go?
383
00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:35,852
You guys would just become best friends.
384
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,646
Not right away.
Maybe we meet for boba first
385
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,773
and bond over our love
of British rom-coms.
386
00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:43,985
She keeps you trapped in a Wall.
387
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:46,070
Who wouldn't wanna be friends with her?
She's a god.
388
00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:47,488
She's not a god!
389
00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:50,324
She's just a weird alien
who smells like detergent
390
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:52,660
and has cyberbullied
a half dozen K-pop stars
391
00:15:52,743 --> 00:15:54,036
into early retirement!
392
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:56,289
[both scream]
393
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:59,876
Hey, you guys wanna stop fighting
so we can do this already.
394
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,586
Just follow our path.
395
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,133
How did you guys figure out
how to safely get across?
396
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:08,468
It was all Montez.
397
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:11,512
When I was a kid, I'd hide in the closet
when my parents were fighting
398
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,639
and play Operation over and over again.
399
00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:15,141
Cavity Sam was basically
400
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,435
the only positive role model
I've ever had.
401
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,395
Yeah. Pretty cool, right?
402
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:22,690
Sorry, I know you said leave
the SD card behind, but I just couldn't.
403
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:24,901
-It's too valuable.
-You guys start climbing.
404
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,319
I'm gonna talk to Nomi for a sec.
405
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:29,280
As long as you aren't talking about
whether or not you can touch my dick
406
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:30,698
'cause that's a hard pass.
407
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:33,451
For the millionth time, I know!
408
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:37,288
-[? dramatic music playing]
-[all grunting]
409
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,546
[screams]
410
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:47,381
I got you.
411
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:50,009
No one's going splat today, my friend.
412
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,969
[? dramatic music playing]
413
00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:58,184
Hey, I'm sorry for being
such an asshole today.
414
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:01,812
If this is one of those trick apologies,
I'm not falling for it, bitch.
415
00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,147
No, it's real.
416
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:05,566
This is gonna sound weird,
but I'm actually jealous of you.
417
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,151
Come on. What are you talking about?
418
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:09,111
We both ran the Wall through fear
419
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,738
and that shit can eat you up,
420
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:13,032
but you came out of it a better person
421
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,868
and now you're running
the place and people love you.
422
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:18,204
You'll probably get
another sick-ass mural.
423
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,872
The mural is pretty sick.
424
00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:21,791
Nobody remembers I even exist.
425
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,418
I'll never get a chance
to really prove I'm a good guy.
426
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,087
Monty, after what you've done today,
427
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,965
everyone in the Wall will know
that you are a great guy,
428
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,842
and I promise, you'll get
the sickest mural of all.
429
00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:34,345
If you two are done sucking
each other's emotional dicks,
430
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:36,055
can we get back to climbing?
431
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:39,600
[crew grunts]
432
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,269
We did it!
433
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,187
I've never seen the Wall from this side.
434
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,731
It almost looks peaceful.
435
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,110
Fuck this. Let's get big.
436
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:51,153
Grab those ropes, people!
437
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,865
[Pupa] [grunting]
Ah! Sharks!
438
00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:57,201
[? dramatic music playing]
439
00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,912
-Ready?
-Do it.
440
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:02,248
Make me big again!
441
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,332
Pull!
442
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,709
-[crew grunting]
-[rope creaking]
443
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,544
This is easy.
444
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:07,878
Wait, what's happening?
445
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,005
It's not pulling the trigger,
446
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,756
it's cutting into it!
447
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:14,677
What the hell?
448
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:15,761
What's it made out of?
449
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:18,306
[gasps] Chocolate fondant.
450
00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:20,391
Oh, my God!
451
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,310
[Nova] This isn't the real Shrink Ray.
452
00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:24,937
-This is cake!
-[? dramatic music playing]
453
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:30,818
No, no, no, no. This can't be.
454
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:33,237
[footsteps thudding]
455
00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:37,867
[clapping]
Well, well, well. You little bitches
456
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,202
made it way farther
than I thought you would.
457
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,872
I knew how bad you wanted the Shrink Ray,
458
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:46,542
so I swapped it out with the cake version
while you were sleeping.
459
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:47,835
You got played.
460
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:50,755
Oh, my God!
The fan, the Roomba, the board game.
461
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,965
We've been dancing
to his tune the whole time.
462
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:55,134
What? I didn't do any of that stuff.
463
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:57,094
The cake was the only thing I did.
464
00:18:57,178 --> 00:18:58,804
But you said there'd be booby traps.
465
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:01,432
I don't remember that.
I barely think about you.
466
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:03,476
I'm super popular at school now,
467
00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:06,937
and I've got my own Substack
where I discuss men's fashion trends.
468
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:08,397
-Fuck you!
-[smacks]
469
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:12,068
Ha, I don't fist fight people
the size of Tic Tacs.
470
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,694
There isn't gonna be a fight
471
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:16,447
because you're going to do
whatever I tell you to do.
472
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,366
[laughs] That shit's funny.
473
00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:20,034
Why would I ever listen to you?
474
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:22,703
Because I have the mini SD card
from your phone
475
00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:25,748
with all the stupid selfies and-- Oh!
476
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,668
Those tickling videos.
477
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:31,003
What tickling videos?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
478
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:33,464
Those are private between me
and my associates.
479
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,466
Dammit! Give me that card back.
480
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,885
[Cherie] If those videos got out,
they'd ruin everything
481
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:39,470
you built this year, motherfucker.
482
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,972
What would happen
to your precious Substack?
483
00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:43,641
Nothing, because I'll just smush you.
484
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:44,725
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
485
00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:46,977
I hid it with a member of my team.
486
00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:50,022
So if we die, they release all of it.
487
00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:51,941
You're bluffing.
If you could get on the internet,
488
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,651
you'd already have called for help.
489
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:55,319
We built a whole world in the Wall.
490
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:56,904
We even spread to the backyard.
491
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,823
Everyone will make it their life mission
492
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:01,867
to get those embarrassing videos
out to the world.
493
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:03,369
You wanna gamble that they can't?
494
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:04,912
Shit, shit, shit!
495
00:20:04,995 --> 00:20:07,164
Okay, what do you want?
496
00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:10,000
Make us big again,
and we'll walk away forever
497
00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:12,336
and I promise, you'll get your card back.
498
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:16,257
Fine-uhh! You guys are such dicks.
499
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,718
I just need to do a quick scan
of the Wall first.
500
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,053
-That was--
-Oh, my fucking God.
501
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,138
Exactly.
502
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,764
That's why you sent Nomi off.
503
00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:25,266
Just like with the B-Team.
504
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:26,809
Always have a backup plan.
505
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,061
But is any of the stuff
you said to him true?
506
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,980
Who cares? As long as that shithead thinks
507
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,733
we're gonna blow up his spot,
we own his ass.
508
00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:35,776
Alright, scanned, you're all good.
509
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:38,487
I can make everyone big except one person.
510
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,322
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's not the deal.
511
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:41,699
We all have to be big.
512
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:44,618
Why is there someone who can't be returned
to their normal size?
513
00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:46,412
I can reverse the shrinking,
514
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:49,707
but it looks like there's someone
who was born small in the Wall.
515
00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:51,584
[gasps] Pezlie!
516
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,794
If they've never been big,
using the Ray on them
517
00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:55,212
would make their cells explode.
518
00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:56,672
Everyone else should be fine though.
519
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:57,757
Who wants to go first?
520
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,092
Oh, no. Cherie.
521
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:02,470
All I ever wanted was
to see my daughter big
522
00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:04,305
and have a chance at a real life.
523
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:05,973
And now that's impossible.
524
00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:08,893
We'll all be big, and she'll be a freak.
525
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:11,604
-[Cherie sobbing]
-There has to be some way.
526
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:12,980
You guys do it.
527
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:15,107
I want you to get big. You deserve that.
528
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:18,861
But if Pezlie's staying small,
then I am, too.
529
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:21,530
I can't let her live out
her life on her own.
530
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,657
Just promise you'll take care of us.
531
00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:26,160
We can live in an Amazon box
or an old Croc.
532
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:27,286
Those are comfortable.
533
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:30,122
And after I die, just watch over my girl.
534
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,415
She'll be all alone.
535
00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:33,334
[cries]
536
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:35,586
We doing this shit or what?
537
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:38,172
I got a 6:30 resy
at the Cheesecake Factory.
538
00:21:38,589 --> 00:21:40,049
-No.
-No!
539
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,259
If Cherie and Pezlie aren't getting big,
540
00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:43,928
-then neither are we.
-Nova.
541
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:46,555
That girl deserves to live
in a community of people
542
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:48,349
who are the same relative size as her.
543
00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:50,059
I can't let you do that for me.
544
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,477
But you can't stop us.
545
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,021
We are in this together
no matter what happens.
546
00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:57,107
We have mutually decided to stay small.
547
00:21:57,191 --> 00:22:00,069
You know what? I'm not invested
in you guys, but that's dumb.
548
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,404
[Nova] Whoa, whoa, whoa,
where are you going, fart face?
549
00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:04,448
-We're not done with you yet.
-Oh, come on.
550
00:22:04,532 --> 00:22:05,908
If you don't want
those videos getting out,
551
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:08,202
you're gonna do exactly what we want.
552
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:10,079
From now on, we own your ass.
553
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,580
But that's blackmail.
554
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:14,250
I don't know if it's racist
to call it that now,
555
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,501
but that's what it is.
556
00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:16,919
[Cherie] It's racist when you say it.
557
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:19,296
Moving forward,
you're going to get us real food,
558
00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:22,550
real medicine, clean water,
and whatever supplies we want,
559
00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:24,844
including stuff for our lady parts.
560
00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:27,680
We might be small,
but if you don't wanna become a meme,
561
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:30,641
you better make sure living in the Wall
isn't a prison sentence anymore.
562
00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:31,851
Then what is it?
563
00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:33,644
You're going to make it a fucking paradise
564
00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:34,895
and keep your mouth shut.
565
00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:37,314
Now take your alien bitch ass outta here
566
00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:39,608
and get us some fucking vegetables.
567
00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,277
We're talking leafy greens.
568
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,112
I haven't had a real shit in years.
569
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:44,947
I'm gonna find that SD card
570
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:46,699
and then blowtorch the whole Wall!
571
00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:47,992
-[Pupa grunting]
-Goddammit, Pupa,
572
00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:49,910
stop playing with my Hulu-Gabulu headset.
573
00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:52,454
You're getting it all slimy. Ah!
574
00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:54,123
[door closes]
575
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:59,128
This day just keeps
getting weirder and weirder.
576
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,630
No one can ever know about this.
577
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:04,258
The people of the Wall,
they wouldn't understand.
578
00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:05,885
[Nova] So we tell them about the cake
579
00:23:05,968 --> 00:23:07,428
and just pretend that Yumyulack won.
580
00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:09,388
And when the good stuff starts to come in,
581
00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:11,307
we'll say he's just fucking with us.
582
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,433
You think they'll buy it?
583
00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:14,476
They will because we say it's true.
584
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:15,895
We make the rules now.
585
00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:18,480
After all this time, all the battles,
586
00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:20,107
all the candy-based deaths,
587
00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:22,568
we will make the Wall
into heaven on earth.
588
00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:24,278
You think the replicants are gods?
589
00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:26,614
Well, now we own a god.
590
00:23:26,697 --> 00:23:29,617
Pezlie will be happy,
and so will everyone else.
591
00:23:29,700 --> 00:23:31,744
It all changes moving forward.
592
00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:35,164
I know in my heart that
this is going to work out.
593
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:37,082
[? dramatic music playing]
594
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,084
[beeping]
595
00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:43,964
[? dramatic music playing]
596
00:24:09,657 --> 00:24:11,033
This is our last roach.
597
00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:12,618
We can't stay in the skull.
598
00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:15,621
We have to move,
no matter how dangerous the roads are.
599
00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:16,747
[coughs]
600
00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:19,541
Papa, how did the world get like this?
601
00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:21,961
It all started because a good woman
602
00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:24,922
thought she could control an alien child.
603
00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:26,382
[gasps] Great Grandma Pezlie.
604
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:29,218
Let me tell you the story of how my mother
605
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:31,387
tried to give me a good life
606
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:35,808
and how she accidentally caused
the destruction of worlds,
607
00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:38,852
both big and small.
608
00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:42,272
It started on a Tuesday.
609
00:24:42,356 --> 00:24:45,359
[? dramatic music playing]
610
00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:49,655
??
611
00:25:18,809 --> 00:25:20,811
??
612
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:32,531
[mimicking laser fire]
613
00:25:32,581 --> 00:25:37,131
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