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[? foreboding theme playing]
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At the risk of sounding like a narc,
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I love my federally mandated Real ID.
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[Korvo] The hologram is spectacular.
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This is some next-level identification.
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It makes me miss the totalitarian days
of the home world.
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This is the best picture
of me by a country mile,
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the sexiest type of mile.
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Terry's going to be so pissed he slept
through our DMV appointment.
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[scoffs] And he thought
it would be boring.
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They had a bloody pen with a chain.
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-[door creaking]
-[monkeys chattering, hooting]
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What in the wide world of battle apes
is happening in here?
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We're poor
and they're smashing all our stuff.
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Terrance Von Solar Opposites!
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Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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I-I-I was watching
Planet of the Apes 9: Back to Apesics,
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and I got to thinking I should befriend
the smarter apes now
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so they spare me when they rise.
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We're still all mingling, but I'm hoping
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some meaningful friendships will start
to form by the weekend.
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They don't seem very smart, Terry.
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Oh, my God. Did you just gather
an assortment of apes
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without checking their IQs?
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Yeah, you got me. I half-assed it.
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They don't want to be friends,
or enslave humanity.
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Okay, get 'em outta here!
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You're the one who brought them!
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I'm realizing it's way easier
to acquire apes
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than it is to get rid of them.
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They lose half their value
the second you drive them off the lot.
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Ow! Hey!
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Okay, I-I didn't want to resort
to this, but I have a plan.
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Shoo, apes, shoo! Shoo, I say!
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-Scram! Begone!
-That's your plan?
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I'm doing some top-shelf shoo-shooing.
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Jesus, you got a better idea?
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[poop splatters]
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Well, if you give 'em fidget spinners,
of course they'll calm down.
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It's called cheating. Hello?
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I don't want to hear it. You're lucky
today is exotic animal pickup day.
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-[lift whirring]
-[monkeys screeching]
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[elephants trumpeting,
animals chittering]
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[trash collector]
This is a real waste of apes!
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You people disgust me!
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Well, I tell you what.
I learned a valuable lesson today.
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Oh, yeah. What?
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Oh, uh, okay. Oh, hold on.
Hold on. I got this.
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Oh, oh. Next time I free an ape,
make sure it's the Caesar ape.
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No apes at all!
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Caesar was just a character in a movie,
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and movies aren't real.
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March of the Penguins wasn't real?
[sobbing]
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-[door opens]
-[Terry] No!
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Nobody tell him that one was real.
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[Korvo]
Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia,
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until the asteroid hit.
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One hundred adults and their replicants
were issued a Pupa,
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and escaped into space,
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searching for new homes
on uninhabited worlds.
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We crashed on Earth,
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stranding us on an already
overpopulated planet.
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That's right, I've been talking
this whole time.
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I'm the one holding the Pupa.
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My name is Korvo. This is my show.
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Bollocks, I just dropped the Pupa.
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Ugh. This is ridiculous. I hate Earth.
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It's a horrible home.
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People are stupid and confusing.
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How come humans only do
C-sections for babies?
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Why not for large poops? Live a little.
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[? dramatic music swells]
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[? tense music playing]
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[Ringo panting]
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[Pezlie crying]
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[? tense music continues]
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Oh! Please, don't hurt us.
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[cackling] That's right.
Cower before The Duke!
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Ah! [huffing]
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Stupid subconscious metaphor dreams.
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That's so on the nose.
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Come on. Take some creative risks.
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[gulping] Ah.
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[group chattering]
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We can't climb that laundry pile.
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It's like a mountain of stained underwear
and bounty hunter pants.
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The laundry's the least of our problems.
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We'll launch from above and glide over it.
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What I'm worried about
is what we can't see.
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It's just a kid's bedroom.
How dangerous could it be?
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It's an alien's room, and at our scale,
it's like crossing the Sahara,
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but instead of sand,
it's got Yumyulack's traps.
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That big blue bastard's
using the Shrink Ray as bait.
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He's set up all sorts of freaky
little Kevin McCallister traps for us.
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It doesn't matter.
We have to get to that Shrink Ray.
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Project Ariana must and will succeed.
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Project Ariana?
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Because it's how we're going
to get grande again.
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Polling shows 95%
of The Wall is behind the mission.
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It's the most united we've ever been.
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Every level chipped in resources
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so we could build the Ariana One,
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a room-phibious craft,
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specifically designed to get us
to the Shrink Ray.
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By the grace of Jesse,
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we will have our revenge on Yumyulack.
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-[all applauding]
-[? heartfelt music playing]
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-What about the other 5%?
-The what?
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You said 95% of The Wall's behind you,
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but what about the other five
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that want to see Project Ariana
go up in flames,
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like her relationship with Pete Davidson?
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There is a conservative minority
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that believes we should stay small
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and avoid antagonizing Yumyulack.
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Led by The Falcon, a fan of yours.
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Of who I used to be.
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That 5% are just haters.
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We need to focus on recruiting a team
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to operate the Ariana One.
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For a suicide mission.
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A mission that will set us free.
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[Terry] Stop! I don't want to be scanned.
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I only ate marshmallow Peeps
for breakfast.
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All you're gonna see is farts.
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[AISHA] Why y'all draggin' Terry
on to this ship
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kicking and screaming like he's written
and directed by Noah Baumbach?
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He filled the house with apes,
yet showed no remorse.
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It was too dumb.
Something's off in Terry's brain.
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We think he slammed his head
in the freezer door for a Reels
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and damaged the cauliflower
he has instead of a brain.
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Counterpoint, I'm just built different.
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You're constantly digging
in my coat pockets
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lookin' for coins
when you could just ask me!
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You prank called me today while we were
on the couch together.
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Come on!
You thought it was Obama. [chuckling]
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[AISHA] Mm-hmm. This all sounds normal
for someone with no maturity points.
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What are you talking about,
maturity points?
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[AISHA]
Every Shlorpian gets a different mix
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of personality upgrades
at the start of the mission.
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They gas up space exploration abilities
like bravery, intelligence,
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leadership, and, uh, huh, maturity.
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See? Terry was out of his seat
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when his maturity points
were being updated.
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Look, you three all got
some maturity right there.
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-[monitor beeping]
-Terry, you're a zero.
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Hell, yes, dawg. What do I win?
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My God, Terry.
No wonder you are the way you are.
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I'm sorry for how I've yelled at you.
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There's nothing wrong with me.
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He doesn't have the maturity
to understand this,
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and that's okay.
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Given the diagnosis,
you've actually achieved a lot.
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I've achieved nothing,
thank you very much. [grunts]
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And don't you dare look at me
with any sympathy!
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Look alive. You are now
the flight crew of the Ariana One.
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This is a mission with unknown obstacles.
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As such, you were each selected
for your different skill sets.
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[Cherie] We got the athletes,
the demolition guy,
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the navigator, and the tactical,
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but we still gotta find a pilot.
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We need someone
who can sail a boat, fly a plane,
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and expertly drive a tank.
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I know just the guy.
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[both] Captain Greg!
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-[? energetic music playing]
-[people laughing]
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Ooh, I love your hat, Captain Greg.
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[chuckling] Well, well, it's rare
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to see our fearless leaders
at this low of an altitude.
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-The Wall--
-Needs me?
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Yeah, I figured. I just got one question.
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Do I have time to get off
before I take off?
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-[fans giggling]
-[Captain Greg moaning]
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Gotta be honest.
I'm not loving Captain Greg's vibe.
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Who cares,
as long as he gets the job done?
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-[Captain Greg spits]
-Oh, my God,
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-he just spit on her lips.
-No, no, no.
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Oh, no. Don't tell me.
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-[Captain Greg burps]
-He just full burped in her mouth.
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Ooh, she's into it.
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-[Captain Greg] Nice.
-[Nova gags]
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If he can drive as well
as he can suck face, we're good.
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-Oh, now her hands are in his pants.
-Come on.
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We'll see you at the ship.
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Ooh, drivezies! Where are we going?
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Oh, uh, nowhere.
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-Then why are you putting your shoes on?
-[Korvo, Yumyulack, and Jesse groan]
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We're going to see
the French remake of Ace Ventura.
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You're seeing Le D�tective Pour Chien
et Chats without moi?
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Yeah! You get way too hyper at the movies.
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I don't even know what that word means.
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I'll bet you $10 billion
that you can't name
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a single time I was hyper, hyper, hyper!
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Okay, well, at Meg 4: Meggy Christmas,
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you wandered around the theater
on a speaker phone call,
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then smacked your face on the cup holder,
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and then cried until
an usher kicked us out.
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But we forgive you
'cause now we know you got zero maturity.
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This is not becoming a thing.
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We just want to avoid
putting you in situations
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we know you can't handle.
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You get that, don't ya, champ?
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Yeah, totally. I get it.
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Hey, um, hang here for a sec.
I'll B-R back.
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[sobbing]
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AISHA, I want dem maturity points,
and I want dem now!
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[AISHA] That's not how it works.
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Ah, gimme maturity.
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I want to watch a movie
without making it about me.
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-[buttons beeping]
-[AISHA] Ah! Don't touch that.
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-Which button is it?
-[slams hands]
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-[display beeping]
-[alarm blaring]
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-Huh. Is that a good red light?
-[AISHA] No!
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-[antenna whooshing]
-[rays pulsing]
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[Korvo, Yumyulack, and Jesse groan]
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-[display beeping]
-[AISHA] You just zeroed out
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everybody else's maturity points.
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-Maybe we won't even notice.
-[Yumyulack] There he is!
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Terry, let's hang out!
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We bailed on the movie!
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I can't sit in a chair for over an hour.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh. Let's chug
a Jake Paul soda and jump off the roof.
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Really? Alright.
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I could get used to this.
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And you thought it would be bad.
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-Yeah!
-[all laughing]
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[AISHA] Having fun is bad.
Man, what do I care?
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When did I become such a cop?
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[grunting] H-hang on,
this is gonna be rough.
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Watch the downdraft from the ceiling fan.
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What the fuck is downdraft?
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-[crew screaming]
-[door clattering]
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-[Captain Greg screaming]
-[ship crashing]
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[slow clapping]
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Simulation's over. Congratulations!
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You're all fuckin' dead.
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This guy can't just
make up words like downdraft
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and expect me to know what to do.
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What? Even I know downdraft's a thing.
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What kind of pilot are you?
241
00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:03,209
Look, I'm not a real pilot. Okay?
242
00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:04,919
I was on my way to a Halloween party
243
00:09:05,002 --> 00:09:07,588
dressed as Pete Mitchell
when Yumyulack threw an egg at me.
244
00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:09,966
I caught it, threw it back,
pegged him right in the face.
245
00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:12,009
-So he shrunk me down.
-Who's Pete Mitchell?
246
00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:13,636
Tom Cruise in Top Gun.
247
00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:16,472
You gotta be kidding me.
So you've never flown anything?
248
00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,266
People just assumed I was a sky jockey,
249
00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:21,519
so I played into it because
it helped me get so much pussy.
250
00:09:21,602 --> 00:09:22,645
-Get him outta here.
-Let's go.
251
00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:24,480
[Captain Greg crying out]
252
00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,732
This whole mission falls apart
without a pilot.
253
00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:28,693
Time is running out, and I am hungry,
254
00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:30,278
so we should definitely get a snack.
255
00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:32,238
That last part isn't part
of the high stakes,
256
00:09:32,321 --> 00:09:33,781
but that doesn't mean it isn't true.
257
00:09:33,864 --> 00:09:37,201
[sighs] I know where to find a pilot.
258
00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:39,954
Are you going to tell me who it is,
259
00:09:40,037 --> 00:09:41,914
or is it a secret until the third act?
260
00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:44,750
[door creaking]
261
00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:46,127
-Um, guys?
-[Korvo, Jesse, and Yumyulack gasp]
262
00:09:46,210 --> 00:09:47,878
I think I made a bit of a fashion mistake.
263
00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:50,881
Is that the Jamiroquai hat
from the band Jamiroquai?
264
00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:53,175
It was the most expensive hat
at Universal City Walk.
265
00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:55,261
I know, I know.
You probably think it's stupid.
266
00:09:55,344 --> 00:09:57,096
[Jesse and Yumyulack cheering]
267
00:09:57,179 --> 00:09:58,389
Oh, that looks sick, Terry.
268
00:09:58,472 --> 00:09:59,974
-Jamiroquai!
-Wait, for rizzle?
269
00:10:00,057 --> 00:10:01,309
I was worried you guys would hate it.
270
00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:03,561
No way! I'm jealous.
271
00:10:03,644 --> 00:10:05,730
Wow. I've never been more happy.
272
00:10:05,813 --> 00:10:08,357
Finally, my family is just
as immature as me.
273
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,985
Wanna watch Pimp My Ride
and eat burnt popcorn with us?
274
00:10:11,068 --> 00:10:12,445
I would be honored, sir.
275
00:10:12,528 --> 00:10:14,780
Your friend said you had
a bubbly personality.
276
00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:16,824
So now bubbles come out your exhaust pipe.
277
00:10:16,907 --> 00:10:19,702
Oh, I love when the pimpings
get conceptual like this.
278
00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,621
This is one of his best pimps yet.
279
00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:25,708
I'm callin' it.
Xzibit is the greatest pimper of all time.
280
00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:28,586
But it shouldn't just be ride.
He should pimp everything.
281
00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:30,796
-Oh, my God, yes!
-That's galaxy brain, dawg.
282
00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:34,425
Terry, you just pimped
the very concept of Pimp My Ride.
283
00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:35,801
Xzibit would be really proud.
284
00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:36,886
I know I am.
285
00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:40,264
[all giggling]
286
00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:43,476
[Ringo groaning]
287
00:10:44,518 --> 00:10:45,770
[Nova screams]
288
00:10:45,853 --> 00:10:47,146
Oh, it's you.
289
00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:48,481
We have terrible news.
290
00:10:48,564 --> 00:10:50,107
Toronto got an NFL team?
291
00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:51,484
Cherie went to find a pilot,
292
00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:53,319
but we think the Falcon kidnapped her.
293
00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:55,404
Goddammit! This is all my fault.
294
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,989
I never should have left her side.
295
00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:58,240
They left a note.
296
00:10:58,324 --> 00:10:59,408
"Send The Duke.
297
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,577
He's the only one
who'll know where to go"?
298
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,745
So, where is she?
299
00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:03,871
I don't know. I told you.
300
00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:05,498
I don't even remember
being the fucking Duke.
301
00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:06,582
-[blow smacks]
-[Ringo groans]
302
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,043
You better start remembering.
Cherie's life depends on it.
303
00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:11,671
Stop running away from your past.
304
00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:16,676
Easy for you to say, but you
don't have my past. Good day.
305
00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:18,052
But it's nighttime.
306
00:11:18,135 --> 00:11:19,345
I said good day!
307
00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:22,723
Hey, guys, I got some cool news.
308
00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:24,809
I was down at the docks
throwing champagne bottles at ships
309
00:11:24,892 --> 00:11:26,644
when I got chased and peeked inside a dock
310
00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:29,021
where I saw an
Aerosmith Revolution X arcade game
311
00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:30,189
being shipped to Xzibit!
312
00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:32,233
-[Korvo, Yumyulack, and Jesse gasp]
-Does this mean what I think it means?
313
00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:33,943
I mean, what else could it mean?
314
00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:36,153
I want it to mean that
the arcade game is going
315
00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:37,279
to Xzibit's house.
316
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,490
-Is that what it means?
-You bet your ass it is.
317
00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:41,450
And if that box is going,
then we can, too.
318
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,494
Bro, that sounds sus.
319
00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:45,162
It's not sus, bro. It's lit.
320
00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:46,872
We hide inside the cabinet, get delivered
321
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,916
to Xzibit's house,
and become best friends with him.
322
00:11:48,999 --> 00:11:51,544
And then we could tell him about our ideas
for all the different things to pimp.
323
00:11:51,627 --> 00:11:52,837
We have to do this right now.
324
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:56,340
It feels so good to not have to argue
with you guys about my ideas.
325
00:11:58,718 --> 00:11:59,885
??
326
00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:03,264
This is the one.
Everyone got their shirts?
327
00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:04,348
Yeah, boy-y-y!
328
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:05,558
Almost done with my...
329
00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:07,893
Ow, God! This iron gets hot!
330
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:08,978
Did you guys see that?
331
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:12,565
Remember, for the big reveal,
pop out so our shirts are pimp side first,
332
00:12:12,648 --> 00:12:14,066
then we flip around for ride.
333
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,860
After that, Xzibit will probably
want to say something
334
00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:18,279
like a little speech,
and then we'll party it up!
335
00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:19,989
Zib's gonna love this!
336
00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:22,658
-Stay quiet or we'll ruin the surprise.
-[horn toots]
337
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:25,661
Ooh, ooh, ooh. I'm gonna grab
some spicy fruit for the trip.
338
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,204
-Ooh, get me melon!
-[door thuds]
339
00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:30,458
[Terry] Excuse me, mamacita.
Do you have durian?
340
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:34,211
[hammers thudding]
341
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,922
[lift whirring]
342
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,299
This was the last exhibit.
343
00:12:38,382 --> 00:12:40,176
All that evidence is ready
to be shipped off
344
00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:41,886
to The Hague for that war crimes trial.
345
00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:44,013
What does an Aerosmith arcade machine have
346
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:46,348
to do with violating humanitarian laws?
347
00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:50,227
Some sick fuck general
shot up an entire town with CDs.
348
00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:51,812
He got the idea from Rev X.
349
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,355
His name's all over the high score.
350
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:54,440
Oh, no!
351
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:57,401
[AISHA] They're stuck in some arcade game
at the docks right now?
352
00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:58,486
You full of shit.
353
00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:00,279
We were just trying
to sneak into Xzibit's house.
354
00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:01,363
[AISHA] What the fuck?
355
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,407
I feel like I've missed
a whole section of this story.
356
00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:04,992
Why didn't you tell the dock workers?
357
00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:07,369
They were adults with clipboards.
358
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:08,579
I was scared they'd be mad.
359
00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:10,289
[AISHA] Terry, you don't have the maturity
360
00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:12,541
to navigate
the password application process.
361
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,503
You gotta get them out of the arcade
before it goes to The Hague.
362
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,546
The Hague isn't in town?
363
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,965
I thought it was that Greek restaurant
by the pet cemetery.
364
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,342
[AISHA] It's a town in the Netherlands!
365
00:13:21,425 --> 00:13:23,052
My family's going to be stuck
in the Nether,
366
00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:24,261
and it's all my fault.
367
00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:26,347
[AISHA] [sighs]
I don't like it, but there is a way
368
00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:28,307
to give you a boost
of maturity to deal with this.
369
00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:31,060
Yes, a thousand times yes.
Mummy needs a shortcut.
370
00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:32,269
[AISHA] But take it slow.
371
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:35,481
Your synaptic dendrobs aren't used
to having any maturity at all.
372
00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:38,192
If you use too much,
your system will overload
373
00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:40,444
and you could explode, you simple bitch.
374
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:42,154
Cool, whatever.
Deal with that later. Gimme!
375
00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:43,405
[beeping]
376
00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:45,783
[thrumming]
377
00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:48,619
[synapses zapping]
378
00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:51,413
[AISHA] That was one maturity point.
379
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,290
-You feel okay?
-I do.
380
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,584
Just give me a second
to organize my thoughts.
381
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,127
[AISHA] That sounds responsible to me.
382
00:13:57,211 --> 00:14:00,130
Hmm. The dock office
opens at 8:00 a.m. tomorrow.
383
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,842
I'll set an alarm and go to bed on time.
384
00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:04,510
[AISHA] Now that's some forethought.
385
00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:07,555
-[alarm beeping]
-[Terry] I'll set the alarm for 6:00 a.m.
386
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:09,640
because the maps app
says it's a 52-minute commute.
387
00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:11,141
That'll give me time to shower,
388
00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:12,476
put on an appropriate outfit,
389
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,270
and eat a sensible breakfast.
390
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:17,231
I'm thinking oatmeal, high fiber.
I'll skip the OJ.
391
00:14:17,314 --> 00:14:19,942
I should probably pack a lunch
in case I'm there a while.
392
00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:22,778
Where are my car keys? Oh, no.
393
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,613
I've reached the limits of my maturity.
394
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,073
-[head thudding]
-[gasps]
395
00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:27,366
[AISHA] If you use too much,
396
00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:29,660
you could explode, you simple bitch.
397
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,246
I have no choice.
398
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,206
-[? dramatic music playing]
-[beeping]
399
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,835
[synapses zapping]
400
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:40,462
Ah, well, there's not a lot of places
I put my keys.
401
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:41,672
Better retrace my steps.
402
00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:43,173
I had them when I got the creamer.
403
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:45,050
-Ah, there they are, in the fridge.
-[keys jingling]
404
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,386
Time to drive the speed limit,
obey all traffic laws,
405
00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:49,805
not get distracted by fast food,
and save my family.
406
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,057
[gasps] The McBrisket's back!
407
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,018
-[engine roaring]
-[tires squealing]
408
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:58,272
I'm supposed to know
where to find Cherie? How?
409
00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:03,110
I can't even remember my own past. Oh, no.
410
00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:07,031
Ugly son of a bitch. Ah!
411
00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:10,117
I'm doing this for the good of The Wall.
412
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,662
[Cherie] The bastard is flooding
the lower level!
413
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,958
[liquid gurgling]
414
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,710
[screaming]
415
00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:22,254
Bastard! What did you do?
416
00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:28,636
AISHA, there's some guy guarding the lot.
417
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:30,930
I can't drive and interact
with an authority figure.
418
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,264
[AISHA] [on phone]
It's just a parking attendant, Terry.
419
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:33,349
You're fine.
420
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,726
I'm-I'm not mature enough for this.
I need another hit.
421
00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:38,437
[AISHA]
No! You have enough maturity. Just try.
422
00:15:39,396 --> 00:15:40,689
Hey, where you headed, chief?
423
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,108
The lost and f-found sector, sir.
424
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:45,194
Great. So you'll drive around
to Structure Three,
425
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:46,820
just past our northeast loading dock.
426
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:48,572
You can park in any spot marked with a V.
427
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:49,865
That's P4 and below.
428
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,867
It's so much information.
I can't handle this!
429
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,535
-[whooshing]
-[information thrumming]
430
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,204
-[synapses zapping]
-[? dramatic music playing]
431
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,207
Structure three, marked with a V.
Got it. Thanks.
432
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,834
Have a good one. Time to enjoy some jazz.
433
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,002
-[? smooth jazz music playing]
-[humming]
434
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:04,213
[AISHA] Terry, goddammit.
You're too mature.
435
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:05,923
Put on Kidz Bop 38.
436
00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:07,591
-You hear me?
-[scatting]
437
00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:09,969
Lost and found, how may I help you?
438
00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:11,595
Hi, my family's lost.
439
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:14,515
One of your longshoremen nailed them
into an arcade game.
440
00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:16,016
I'd like for them to be found.
441
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,142
Do you have an appointment?
442
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,894
How could I have an appointment?
It was an accident.
443
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,522
You'll need to create
an appointment over there.
444
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:23,774
It's a simple set of forms.
445
00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:25,943
Forms? I've never filled out
a form in my life!
446
00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:27,569
My handwriting looks like spaghetti!
447
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:30,364
An iPad with no games, just questions?
448
00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:32,324
What year is it? Social Security Number?
449
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:34,535
Oh, God! I don't even know
my zip code at all!
450
00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:37,246
I don't even know one number!
I knew this day would come.
451
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:41,000
Ah, ah! I can't, but I must.
452
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,459
-[whooshing]
-[information thrumming]
453
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:43,669
[synapses zapping]
454
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:47,965
[sighs] Alright, name, date,
zip code with all nine numerals.
455
00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:51,135
Easy peasy, and because
I'm mature, lemon squeezy.
456
00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:53,178
-[hums] And submit.
-[whooshes]
457
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:55,305
The forms should be
in your system by now, madam.
458
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,933
You're all set. Just walk this down
to my supervisor.
459
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,727
Two lefts and a right,
through the breezeway,
460
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:02,021
and out the double doors
once you pass the elevators.
461
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:04,231
-What?
-Here is a vague map.
462
00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:05,524
[Terry grunts]
463
00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:09,069
[? foreboding music playing]
464
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:12,656
Where's Cherie, you sick fuck?
Where would you take her?
465
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:14,158
[portal whirring]
466
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:15,534
[gasps]
467
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:20,289
Hey, bitch.
It's me, the possum you friggin' killed.
468
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:21,832
I-I don't know what you're talking about.
469
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:22,958
Well, some part of you does,
470
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,377
otherwise you wouldn't be
having this sweet vision.
471
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:27,004
-Check it. [possum growls]
-Ow!
472
00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:29,006
You fuck bag! I'm gon...
473
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:32,301
Oh, I remember. We killed each other!
474
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,720
Ding, ding, ding. You win a prize.
475
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:36,513
Now, come on. Let's go save your friend.
476
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:37,890
-[possum growls]
-[Ringo yelps]
477
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:41,351
[? foreboding music playing]
478
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:42,686
Are those my memories?
479
00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,772
Yeah, you tell me, bitch.
It's your dumb life.
480
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:46,273
Please stop calling me bitch.
481
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:48,067
How about you please stop killin' possums!
482
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:51,111
I'm just trying to remember something
that helps me find my friend.
483
00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:54,490
Oh, God. I had to do that.
484
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,784
I was the only one who could keep
The Wall together.
485
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:58,452
Oh, starting to remember?
486
00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:01,205
[gasping] Stop! Stop.
487
00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:03,582
That's not me! That's The Duke.
488
00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:05,959
He died. I'm Ringo.
489
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,920
The Duke is Ringo!
490
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:10,380
No!
491
00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:12,841
[sobbing] No! No!
492
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:16,095
Next! We got
a Terry Solar Opposites out here?
493
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,972
I'm the grouchiest bureaucrat
in the building.
494
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:21,141
Getting anything past me takes patience
495
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,935
and emotional regulation.
496
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:26,480
If you can't do that,
then don't waste my friggin' time.
497
00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:29,316
[gasps] Who the fuck needs
all those clipboards?
498
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:30,567
[foghorn blares]
499
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:31,693
This is too much.
500
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,488
I'm mature enough to know
I shouldn't do this,
501
00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:35,781
but I'm out of time.
502
00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:37,324
No more messing around.
503
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:39,451
[Terry screaming]
504
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,328
[groaning]
505
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,413
[drive beeping]
506
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:50,921
I... am... maturity!
507
00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:53,841
Ah, great. Now you're glowing?
508
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:56,927
I got paperwork to do in here,
taxes, reimbursements.
509
00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:58,053
I don't got time
510
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:02,015
to screw around with
any sci-fi shenanigans!
511
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:05,018
Hello. It is I, Terry Solar Opposites,
512
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,520
officially checking in.
513
00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:10,232
I like your Eames chair.
I appreciate its practicality.
514
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:13,694
Oh, you think you're mature
just 'cause you're glowin'.
515
00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:15,362
Let's see if you can keep it together
516
00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:17,698
while I ask you boring questions!
517
00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:20,742
All these floating memories!
It's so hacky!
518
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,203
[screaming] Too many memories!
519
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:25,622
There has to be a better way
to visualize this.
520
00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,374
You must remember.
521
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:32,713
I remember. I remember everything.
522
00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:35,132
Awkward. This is where you killed me.
523
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:36,383
Right by the playset,
524
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:39,178
where Cherie and I spent months hiding
and becoming friends.
525
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,262
That's it!
526
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:43,724
The one place where you were both
The Duke and Ringo.
527
00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:46,310
To save Cherie, I had to be both.
528
00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:50,022
Thanks, possum.
Ooh, that's a lot of possum guts.
529
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:51,648
[Nova] [echoing] Ringo?
530
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:52,816
I'm gonna wake up now.
531
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,526
-[gasps]
-[Nova] Are you okay?
532
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,653
I know where those fuckers took Cherie.
533
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,031
Look, Mr. Solar Opposites,
534
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:01,325
I have zero patience for BS claims,
535
00:20:01,408 --> 00:20:03,493
so you better hope
you got your facts straight.
536
00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:05,370
-Now when did this incident--
-Yesterday,
537
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:08,999
between the hours
of 4:30 p.m. and 4:35 p.m.
538
00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:10,125
Do you know which arcade game--
539
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,085
Aerosmith Revolution X,
540
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:15,589
serial number F3892A7.
541
00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:19,635
It was hoisted up to row eight,
slot 35 on South Dock B.
542
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:20,802
Bring it to me.
543
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,930
[stammers]
It's not that simple. We have policies.
544
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:25,641
-[energy whooshing]
-I have absorbed your policies.
545
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:28,810
Transporting aliens is
a violation of over 100 of them
546
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:31,271
as well as three dozen
international treaties.
547
00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:33,649
Can you stop hovering over me?
548
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:34,816
I cannot.
549
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:37,611
[lift whirring]
550
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:40,989
-[Korvo, Yumyulack, and Jesse cheering]
-We love you, Xzibit!
551
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,824
It's pimping time!
552
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,326
-Pimp, pimp!
-Ah, man.
553
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:45,869
We're still on the docks?
554
00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:48,455
Family, I'm so happy you're safe.
555
00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:51,041
Oh, my God, Terry.
What did you have to do to get us back?
556
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,002
Just some... paperwork.
557
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,420
Sign here and you're all set.
558
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:56,964
[Terry groaning, zapping]
559
00:20:57,047 --> 00:21:00,133
Good. For parking validation,
you gotta double back to reception
560
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:01,593
and give them your license plate, then...
561
00:21:01,677 --> 00:21:03,178
-[Terry groaning]
-Terry!
562
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:06,807
[? adventurous music playing]
563
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:11,311
Hmm, smells like a trap.
Let me go in first.
564
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:16,024
Hands in the air! This is a rescue!
565
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,026
-What the hell?
-Took you long enough.
566
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,903
Cherie, you're not kidnapped?
567
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:21,071
No, we made that up.
568
00:21:21,154 --> 00:21:23,282
We had to do something
to jolt your memories back.
569
00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:25,367
To punish me
for the horrible things I did.
570
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:26,785
I deserve it.
571
00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:30,205
No, sorry about that.
We probably went too far.
572
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,582
You've already paid the ultimate price,
573
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:35,460
but there are other older memories
I need to unlock.
574
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:38,547
-Like what?
-Your life before The Wall.
575
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:41,550
We were trapped
in this playset for a long time.
576
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:45,762
We talked about everything.
You told me about Orlando.
577
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:47,097
[voice echoing]
578
00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:50,183
Orlando, this is
Delta Five-Niner requesting...
579
00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:54,187
Hiya, mister. Can I have some
of your pilot wings?
580
00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:55,689
It's my birthday.
581
00:21:55,772 --> 00:21:57,691
I'm trying to land. Get outta here!
582
00:21:57,774 --> 00:21:58,942
Land this, bitch!
583
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:00,610
-[gun zaps]
-[Ringo screams]
584
00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:01,695
[airplane throttling]
585
00:22:01,778 --> 00:22:04,281
Jesus, just take them and go.
I have a family.
586
00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:05,490
Sweet. Thanks.
587
00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:08,827
I was a pilot!
This is about Project Ariana.
588
00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:12,331
We're never going to get grande again
without a pilot I can trust,
589
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:14,624
a pilot with experience.
590
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:17,919
Captain Ringo, The Wall needs you.
591
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:21,256
Well, then, get me
a goddamn bomber jacket.
592
00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:23,216
[AISHA] Those drip sets are filling
593
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,344
your maturity points back up
nice and slow.
594
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:26,970
Y'all feeling responsible?
595
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:29,348
Oh, yeah. I want to yell
at a kid on a mini bike
596
00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:30,932
for not wearing his helmet.
597
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:33,477
Feels good to be in control
of my impulses again.
598
00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:37,898
[liquid gurgling]
599
00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:40,192
-Will he be okay?
-[AISHA] Yeah, but he went too far.
600
00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:42,903
There's a very good chance
that when he wakes up,
601
00:22:42,986 --> 00:22:46,365
Terry will be slightly more mature.
602
00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:49,159
-[all gasping]
-[group] Oh, no!
603
00:22:49,242 --> 00:22:52,079
[Korvo] [sobbing] No! No!
604
00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:54,915
[popcorn crunching]
605
00:22:54,998 --> 00:22:58,293
Hey, Terry, wanna come see L'Ace Ventura?
606
00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,087
It's a special midnight screening
for hyper kids
607
00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:01,755
where you can yell at the screen
and throw popcorn.
608
00:23:01,838 --> 00:23:03,173
H-h-how about a matinee?
609
00:23:03,256 --> 00:23:05,342
It's cheaper and will give me time
to clean out the gutters
610
00:23:05,425 --> 00:23:07,344
and change the smoke detector batteries.
611
00:23:07,427 --> 00:23:09,679
Su-sure, buddy. Whatever you want.
612
00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:12,307
I bet we can save at least 69 bucks
613
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:14,643
if we go to a 4:20 screening.
614
00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:16,686
[all laughing]
615
00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:17,771
I'm back, baby!
616
00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:20,732
Now that's the immature shithead
I fell in love with.
617
00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:21,858
Come here, you.
618
00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:23,443
[Korvo, Terry moaning]
619
00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:24,820
I'm thirsty for juice.
620
00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:27,906
[? dramatic music playing]
621
00:23:52,556 --> 00:23:55,559
??
622
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:10,782
[mimicking laser fire]
623
00:24:10,832 --> 00:24:15,382
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