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[? foreboding music playing]
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[all cheering]
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[Hobbs] [on TV]
But you messed up, Shaw.
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Now give me back my wagon.
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[Yumyulack] Yeah, Hobbs, tell his ass!
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Which Fast and the Furious is this?
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Calvin and Hobbes and Hobbs and Shaw.
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One day, I'm going to get
as jacked as Hobbs.
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The real one, not the sassy tiger.
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[AISHA] Did you dummies order
50 containers of pineapple fried rice?
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-Woo-hoo!
-Oh, yeah!
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You bet your ass we did.
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Dump them next to the nacho rock.
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[AISHA] Goddammit,
that's the Shlorpian Knowledge Crystal!
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Well, it's na-cho crystal anymore.
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[Solars laugh]
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He got you good, bro.
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[AISHA] No, he didn't.
And don't call me "bro."
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AISHA, you must concede
that Terry performed a sick burn on you.
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That'll be $400.
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Just pull on the diamond machine.
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-[gasps]
-Grab whatever feels fair.
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Ooh, now I can pay
for the Wolverine surgery!
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Hedonism II, here I come!
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[AISHA] That was a 500,000% tip!
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He deserves it.
Delivery people are first responders.
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-[power shuts down]
-Oh, what the hell?
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AISHA, you broke it!
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[AISHA] I did not!
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The power went off because
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somebody didn't recalibrate
that thermal core.
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Ugh. [grunting]
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[AISHA] You're supposed
to fully recalibrate the core,
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not just reset the warning light.
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You have alien chores you've gotta do.
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The Pupa's fine. Get off our mounds!
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Now, if you don't mind,
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Hobbes is about to tear
the stuffing outta The Rock,
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so kindly GTF out of our movie room.
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[AISHA] This isn't a movie room.
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It's the sacred crystal room.
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And you unplugged
all of our sci-fi crystals
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to charge your churro-flavored vapes!
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Tres leches chills me out.
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We vape to escape, AISHA.
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[AISHA] But what about the mission?
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Bollocks to the mission!
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The Solar Opposites belong
to this planet now.
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Earth rules and the home world
can suck my big, moist mound.
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We've gone native AF,
and that will never change.
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[babbling]
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[creature growling]
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[all screaming]
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[Korvo]
Planet Shlorp was a perfect utopia
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until the asteroid hit.
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One hundred adults and their replicants
were issued a Pupa
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and escaped into space,
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searching for new homes
on uninhabited worlds.
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We crashed on Earth,
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stranding us on an already
overpopulated planet.
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That's right. I've been talking
this whole time.
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I'm the one holding the Pupa.
My name's Korvo.
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This is my show.
Bollocks! I just dropped the Pupa.
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Ugh, this is ridiculous.
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I hate Earth. It's a horrible home.
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People are stupid and confusing.
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Why do humans go to the doctor
for every little thing?
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Just sit in a nutrient broth
and regrow your limbs.
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Is that so hard?
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[? foreboding music swells]
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[Korvo screams]
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I think, is there something
emerging from my head?
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Oh, you hardly notice it.
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[AISHA] Scan's complete,
and it ain't good.
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Korvo, you've got a Beta Nut.
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Oh, God, no! Anything but a Beta Nut!
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Why? What's a Beta Nut?
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I don't know!
I'm just reacting to her tone!
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[AISHA] All Shlorpians contain a Beta Nut.
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It's going to eat up all your nutrients
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and then poop you out as mulch.
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I don't want be pooped out of a nut!
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Ah, damn. That really
does suck for you, my dude.
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Hey, out of respect,
I will not clean up that poop.
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[groans] Ouch!
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[Beta Nut growls]
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Oh, man. I got a Beta Nut too?!
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Well, now I'm much more invested
in the problem.
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Ha, ha. You look like a Mounds bar!
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Mounds don't have nuts, idiot.
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You're thinking of an Almond J...
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[yelps, screams]
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Dang. I better keep my mouth shut.
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It seems like these things
only show up when you're talking...
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-Oh!
-[both scream]
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[Pupa gasps]
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-Oh, AISHA, what the hell?
-[AISHA] I didn't do shit.
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This happened on your watch.
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I hate this Shlorpian body. Always have.
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I want some hips and a nose.
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Yeah, humans don't have
to deal with this!
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They just get acne and diabetes.
Must be nice.
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Why does our biology have to be so random?
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[AISHA] It's not random.
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Beta Nuts are activated
when a more Alpha Shlorpian
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enters the atmosphere.
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Mm. And he cute too.
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-Ah, I see.
-No, you don't.
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Wait. There's another Shlorpian on Earth?
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[AISHA] Yeah, I just said that.
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Beta Nuts only emerge
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so you can provide nutrients
for your Alpha.
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Well, that doesn't make sense.
I'm the Alpha.
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[AISHA and Beta Nut laugh]
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[AISHA] Oh, you're being for real?
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Where can we find this Alpha asshole?
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[AISHA] Scanning for Shlorpian life.
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It might take a while
to do the whole planet.
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Oh, shit, there he is.
That's two blocks over.
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And he got a way nicer house than you.
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Dang, look at those begonias.
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They're in full fucking bloom!
Quick, to the Solar car.
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??
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Check it. The escape pod.
That's from the home world for sure.
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Wait, you don't think
this Alpha Shlorpian is...
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No, no, no. It can't be.
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-Ah, come on!
-[Jesse] Commander Zarck?
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That guy!
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Wait, I'm sorry. Commander Scarf,
who the hell is that?
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Terry, I am begging you,
start paying attention to your own life.
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I do. Oh, my God!
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I just live so in the now
that I can't remember the then.
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Tell me again, and this time
I promise I won't forget.
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Who is Commander Fart?
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I'm only going to recap this once,
so pay attention.
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Remember the What If? device?
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All the random What Ifs? were shooting out
and destroying the town?
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[Terry] Sounds famil...
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[Korvo] We made a rainbow road.
It was huge.
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Whatever. It ended up with us learning
about Commander Zarck,
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our original team leader.
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He shot himself into space
and made us forget him.
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Right. Uh-huh, okay.
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Well, I thought that was
a TV show we watched.
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Because you saw it on a screen?
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Yes! Okay, so we're both right.
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Zarck's not going to be happy to see us.
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[Korvo] He probably wants
to be our leader again.
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[Terry] Ew, gross.
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Hella gross. Which is why
we're going to kick his ass.
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[? rock music playing]
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Oh, hey there. It's my old crew.
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-How wonderful to see you.
-Wonderful my titties.
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Sorry, I can't hear you
over the battle music.
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You don't tell me what to do anymore!
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-Would you mind turning that down?
-You betcha.
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-[? music stops]
-Listen up, Zarck.
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Leave Earth now or I'll have
to make you my bitch.
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Wow. Okay, um, look.
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When I was hurtling through space
on that escape pod,
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did I think about plotting
to take you all down
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with dramatic Count of Monte Cristo -esque
revenge schemes?
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I mean, yeah, probably.
I mean, I would've.
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Are we talking movie or sandwich?
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-I-I-I'm confused. Didn't you?
-Hell yeah!
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But then I was stranded on
that giant Yumyulack head that's in orbit.
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Handsome new moon
we have right there, isn't it?
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And I realized revenge
wouldn't make me happy.
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I read A Court of Gold and Hooves,
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a romantasy novel left behind
by a Gen Z astronaut.
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The story's about a sexy Minotaur
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who's the source of all his own problems.
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I saw myself in that Minotaur,
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and I am so sorry and I forgive you.
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I've read that too.
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Turns out only some of the Minotaurs
get the horse dicks.
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Since when do you read?
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Since they added audiobooks to Libby.
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It is refreshing to hear
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you don't want to make revenge on us,
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former ex-Commander Zarck.
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Isn't it great when stuff
just works itself out?
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Yes. But in a way, it makes
our message more uncomfortable.
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You gotta go. I don't know
if you can tell, but we have Beta Nuts.
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[Beta Nut growls]
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Yeah, no shit. You look disgusting.
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Sorry about that. Didn't realize I was
so much more Alpha than you.
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Well, you are. So bye-bye!
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This is our hood,
and we're not goin' nowhere.
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We've been here for six years.
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We're locals now, bruh.
You're an outsider.
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Of course. Totally understand.
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No hard feelings. I can pack up my things
and be gone by morning.
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[whimpering] We gotta go, guys.
Like, right now.
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-Why? What's wrong?
-I, uh, left the oven on.
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-The oven?!
-[? dramatic musical sting]
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-[car doors open]
-[running footsteps approach]
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[gun clicks, shoots]
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Ah, die, oven!
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I just said the oven thing
as an excuse to get us alone!
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Never lie about ovens.
They are way too dangerous.
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Dishwashers, fridges, absolutely fine.
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I went lurking around Zarck's house.
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He's gonna kill us and steal the Pupa!
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[? dramatic music playing]
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-I took this from outside his window.
-[Terry] What a dick!
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Hard to embrace the spirit of forgiveness
when you've got a murder board!
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Zarck, you lyin' sack of sugar...
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"Activate Beta Nuts."
"Kidnap, terraform."
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Why didn't you show us this
at his house?
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We could have bashed
his brains in right then and there.
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No, this was the right move.
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Zarck's got dozens of decision trees
mapped out. He'd be ready.
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Guys, I don't know.
Zarck seemed pretty chill.
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Do you think we're overreacting?
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Tell that to the feed I hacked into
on his neighbor's Ring camera.
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Die, die! Go to Splunk,
the alien version of hell!
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He is so Alpha.
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Terry, be honest. Do you think
Zarck's more Alpha than me?
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Oh, my God, you do.
It's written all over your face!
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I didn't say it! But that being said,
his plan will definitely work.
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We're all muy beta.
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Especially now without our nutrients.
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-[Beta Nuts chomping]
-[all groaning]
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We can't give up.
This is our neighborhood.
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The whole planet is.
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Yeah, we're locals!
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Zarck's just a dumb haole,
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which is a Hawaiian term for tourists
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that I've been told is okay to use.
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Maybe by Hawaiians.
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We're going to use our localness
as an advantage.
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Sure, Zarck's an Alpha Shlorpian,
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but he doesn't know
this planet like we do.
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We can weaponize our Earth knowledge
against his alien butt!
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I'll use my social media prowess
to amass followers
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and have them shame Zarck
if he tries to steal our Pupa.
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The woke mob has our back!
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I'll track him with AirTags
and nanny cams.
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Civilian surveillance tech
is light years past his understanding.
241
00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,806
He can run, but he can't hide!
242
00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:37,100
Terra Firma's the fitness capital
of the solar system.
243
00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:40,020
I'll use creatine and kettlebells
to get as swole as Hobbs x Shaw
244
00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:41,563
so I can smash him in beast mode.
245
00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:42,689
Pupa, hide in the closet.
246
00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:44,441
JK Sevens, use this tennis racket
247
00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:45,650
to defend him with your life.
248
00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:46,860
[JK Sevens beeping]
249
00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:47,944
What are you gonna do, Korvo?
250
00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:50,989
The Earthiest thing of all. Sue his ass.
251
00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:54,117
Let's see Zarck steal the Pupa
when he's mired in so much litigation
252
00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,952
he thinks he lives
at the courthouse.
253
00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,537
[maniacally laughs]
254
00:08:57,620 --> 00:09:00,165
[AISHA] Did anyone do
actual mission work today?
255
00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:01,750
[all yelling]
256
00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:03,960
I'm just trying to do my job, you fucks!
Gah!
257
00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,086
[Korvo] So annoying.
258
00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:07,714
[? dramatic music playing]
259
00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:10,091
Let's get litigious!
260
00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:11,843
-[machine whirring]
-[diamonds clattering]
261
00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:15,847
Ooh, my Pelotoro!
262
00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:19,976
Howdy, cowpoke. Welcome to the Pelotoro!
263
00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,937
The only exercise machine
that tries to throw you off.
264
00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:25,357
-[Pelotoro roaring]
-[Terry grunting]
265
00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,442
Yeah. My glutes is firing.
266
00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:29,486
Thank crap we have the diamond machine.
267
00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,696
All this stuff costs a fortune.
268
00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:34,199
What up, you TikTok-Twitch-heads?
269
00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:36,993
Put some L's in the chat
if you're ready to have a good time
270
00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:39,829
and 2s if you wanna see my feet!
271
00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,664
[messages popping]
272
00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:43,625
Ah, geez. That's a lot of 2s.
273
00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,836
-[Beta Nut growling]
-[? dramatic music playing]
274
00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:50,507
Ah, the Beta Nut.
It's sucking out my essence.
275
00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:51,591
[groans]
276
00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:54,427
Oh, yeah. [grunting]
277
00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:56,846
[AirTag chirps]
278
00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,139
[drone beeps, blades whirring]
279
00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:00,725
[camera equipment clicking]
280
00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:03,478
[moaning]
281
00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,146
That's weird.
282
00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:07,399
[? dramatic music continues]
283
00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:08,483
[Beta Nut laughing]
284
00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:12,612
-[Terry groaning]
-[Pelotoro bellows]
285
00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:14,614
Come on, Russian bot farm.
286
00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:17,617
Do your thing or I'll send you
to a tiny gulag.
287
00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:18,827
[notifications popping]
288
00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:21,162
-[Pelotoro bellowing]
-[Jesse yelps, groans]
289
00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:25,834
[Yumyulack] Yeah, that's right.
Cut up your steak, you Alpha bitch.
290
00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:27,252
-[? ominous music playing]
-[door creaks]
291
00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:29,295
Thank you for coming inside
with me, stranger.
292
00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:32,465
Since I'm homeschooled,
I hardly ever get to meet any boys my age.
293
00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:34,759
Oh, no problem. Thanks for letting me
spy on your neighbor.
294
00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:37,137
I feel like I've known you my whole life.
295
00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:39,639
I get that a lot.
It's 'cause I look like a teething ring.
296
00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:40,890
-It's nostalgic.
-[Beta Nut growls]
297
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,267
-Don't touch that.
-Does it hurt?
298
00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:44,019
Nah. It's just sucking up my nutes.
299
00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:46,521
I'll go make you a cheese
and cheese sandwich.
300
00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,356
Mother says they're the most nutritious.
301
00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:49,566
Whatever.
302
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,151
[? ominous music plays]
303
00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:54,237
Your stupid bull robot trampled my lights.
304
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,697
My followers are triggered!
305
00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,824
Don't care. I'm in ketosis and soaring.
306
00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:59,909
You're keeping me from getting max subs!
307
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:02,245
And your complaining is keeping me
from achieving max gains!
308
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:03,621
Get outta my kitchen gym!
309
00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:05,165
Will both of you shut up?
310
00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:07,042
You're ruining my scathing deposition.
311
00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:10,253
My lawyers can barely hear me answer
the questions I told them to ask myself.
312
00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,672
Oh, my God, that lawsuit
is a waste of time.
313
00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:15,592
The legal system takes too long.
We need to crush Zarck now.
314
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,761
Crush him with what?
You're all vanity muscles.
315
00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,763
The sexy cowboy said
I was strong like an ox!
316
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:23,933
That's a great question, @horny69toad$.
They do fight a lot.
317
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:27,437
Oh, shut up. You think Zarck gives
two shites about internet shame?
318
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,647
Now, a bench warrant.
That'll get his attention.
319
00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:32,192
-You're delusional!
-And you're out of order, mister!
320
00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:34,110
[all grunting]
321
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,529
[all groaning]
322
00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,615
-Oh, no. Deez nuts are loose!
-[Beta Nuts growling]
323
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,116
[Korvo] Ow!
324
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,619
It just pooped me out. That poop is me.
325
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,246
-[all screaming]
-Don't eat me! I was good to you.
326
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:47,499
[? eerie music playing]
327
00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:49,125
[homeschool girl sniffs, sighs]
328
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,794
-Are you sniffing me?
-Sorry.
329
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,504
I've just never smelled a man before.
330
00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:54,798
Did you enjoy your cheese
on cheese sandwich?
331
00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:56,049
Yeah. It's Gouda.
332
00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:59,094
[laughs] You are the funniest person ever.
333
00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:00,804
I've always felt that way,
334
00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,889
but the world hasn't been
validating it. [screams]
335
00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,307
I'll be your world.
336
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,309
W-what-what TV shows do you like?
337
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,144
I'm not allowed to watch TV.
338
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,814
Hold up. You haven't seen
Everybody Loves Raymond?
339
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,566
[mimicking Raymond]
"Ma, don't talk to my wife like that!"
340
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:14,734
[chuckles] That's hilarious.
341
00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:16,611
It's hard to picture,
but I love the voice.
342
00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:18,071
[Yumyulack screaming]
343
00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:20,156
-I nutted!
-That means we're married!
344
00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:22,951
-[Beta Nut growling]
-[Yumyulack yelps]
345
00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:25,370
Ah, shit! Zarck's on the move.
346
00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:27,330
Later, homeschool girl.
I'll for sure forget you.
347
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,623
You're not going anywhere!
348
00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:29,791
[Yumyulack yelps]
349
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,043
You really need to get out more.
350
00:12:32,127 --> 00:12:34,004
You need to be trapped more!
351
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,630
-[drone whirring]
-[Beta Nut growling]
352
00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:36,840
[Yumyulack screaming]
353
00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:39,592
Please, at least leave the nut!
354
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,554
Get out of here, Pupa. Save yourself.
355
00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:44,222
But also me. Save me too.
356
00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:46,182
Incoming!
357
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,935
My God, they're munching us! Ah!
358
00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:51,813
Zarck's coming to kill us
and steal the Pupa.
359
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,231
I saw him leave his house.
360
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:56,234
We need to get up before he... [grunts]
361
00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:58,778
Well, well, well. Look what we have here.
362
00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,613
A bunch of fuckin' pussies.
363
00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:02,073
Watch yourself, Zarck.
364
00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:04,367
You're streaming to a massive audience.
365
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,494
I dare you to come close enough
to my huge arms
366
00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:08,413
so I can open up a can of whoop ass.
367
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:12,417
I've got this.
Consider yourself served, Zarck!
368
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,793
What is that? A fan letter?
369
00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:17,714
It's a lawsuit.
And I filed a lien on your escape pod.
370
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,258
You have 30 days to appear in court.
371
00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:23,678
-[Pupa gasps]
-Don't you touch our Pupa or we'll...
372
00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:25,305
Oh, weird. He left the Pupa.
373
00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:26,389
Yay!
374
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,849
What the hell does he want up there?
375
00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,435
AISHA, great to see you again.
376
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,020
[AISHA] Commander Zarck?
377
00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:33,563
What are you doing, idiot?
378
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:36,274
What's the matter, dumbass?
Did you forget your own plan?
379
00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:39,361
I don't want your slutty little Pupa
that you soiled with Earth bullshit.
380
00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:40,487
Oh.
381
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:43,782
I want the most powerful computer
ever known.
382
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:45,992
[AISHA] You think I'm powerful?
383
00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:47,160
[Commander Zarck] I know it.
384
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:49,704
You're the wisest entity for light years.
385
00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:51,873
Don't fall for it, AISHA!
He's got a silver tongue.
386
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:55,502
She'll never help you.
AISHA belongs to us, and she's loyal AF.
387
00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,879
[AISHA] I don't belong to anybody.
388
00:13:57,962 --> 00:13:59,214
Oh, come on. You know what I mean.
389
00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:01,466
I appreciate you, AISHA.
390
00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:03,051
We don't need a used-up Pupa.
391
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:06,179
We can terraform this planet
with your knowledge alone.
392
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:07,889
It'll be a grind, but don't you want
393
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:10,433
to get back to the mission
and feel useful again?
394
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,143
[AISHA] I really do.
395
00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:15,105
Plus, these four have been
real shit heels lately.
396
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,148
-[all gasp]
-Us, shit heels?!
397
00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:18,608
What are you talking about?
398
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,652
This is the first I'm hearing
you're even upset with us.
399
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:23,321
List the times, AISHA,
the times we were total shit heels.
400
00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:25,573
Make a list and I will argue it
with you point by point.
401
00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:28,743
[AISHA] Kiss my fat digital ass.
I'm going with Zarck.
402
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:29,828
Great!
403
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,831
Bye, guys. [chuckles]
404
00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:35,250
[? dramatic music playing]
405
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,794
Ha! I can't believe Zarck
screwed up so bad
406
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,170
that all he got was our computer.
407
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:41,798
The Solar Opposites win again, baby.
408
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,009
[? dramatic music swells]
409
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:48,888
[Beta Nut grunts]
410
00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:51,266
-[Pupa grunting]
-[tennis racket whacking]
411
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:53,810
Stand down, JK Sevens.
You did what you could.
412
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,521
Hey, Pupa.
Sorry that Zarck called you slutty.
413
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,940
That was not cool and honestly confusing.
414
00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:00,859
I can't believe AISHA did us like that.
415
00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:02,569
Yeah, she didn't even hesitate.
416
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:06,156
She left us to die as nut shit.
I hate AISHA so much.
417
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,323
But I don't blame her.
418
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,784
AISHA just wanted to do
more Shlorpian mission stuff.
419
00:15:09,868 --> 00:15:12,120
And if I'm being honest,
I missed doing that too.
420
00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:13,830
-You did?
-I was afraid if I said,
421
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,750
"I want to spend five hours recalibrating
the thermal core tonight,"
422
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:17,959
that you'd all make fun of me.
423
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:20,628
Oh, I would have for sure
and I will right now, you nerd!
424
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:22,380
Jimminy Kimmel, I'm a nerd too.
425
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:25,008
I've secretly been craving
a Shlorpian rock tart.
426
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:28,386
I didn't wanna admit it because
I thought it would harsh our locals vibe.
427
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:31,181
When I can't sleep,
I listen to Shlorpian fight songs.
428
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:34,100
I miss the simple tribalism
of being an alien invader.
429
00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:35,810
I guess I've been into Earth for so long,
430
00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:39,189
I forgot what it even feels like
to be Shlorpian, and that sucks!
431
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:43,026
Too late now. I guess we'll just have
to be piles of Shlorpian mulch.
432
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:46,112
It has been an honor. Most of the time.
Sometimes it's been annoying.
433
00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:48,573
-[fuses bust]
-Uh, what's with the lights?
434
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,325
The thermal core needs recalibrating.
435
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:53,161
I guess I'll do it while I can.
One last time.
436
00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:56,039
[Korvo groaning]
437
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,207
Do you need help?
438
00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:59,668
Oh. Stop. That's worse.
439
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:02,295
I got you, buddy! [groans]
440
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:03,880
[Beta Nuts growling]
441
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,716
[groaning]
442
00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:08,635
[Korvo sighs]
443
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:09,886
Listen, Beta Nut.
444
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,806
I know you're an automaton
with a singular drive to eat me,
445
00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:16,685
but before you do, could you please
drag me over to that blinking red cylinder
446
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:19,437
so that I might die
doing my Shlorpian duty?
447
00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:23,692
-[Beta Nut grunts]
-[slime dragging]
448
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:25,443
Holy shit, that worked?
449
00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:28,822
[? dramatic music playing]
450
00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:33,827
[electricity whirring]
451
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:38,039
[Beta Nut retching]
452
00:16:38,123 --> 00:16:40,291
My body, it's coming back.
453
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:41,960
The Nuts like us when we do work!
454
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,045
Everybody, do whatever you can
to support the mission.
455
00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:46,673
It makes us Alphas. Nuts, please help us.
456
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:49,175
[Beta Nuts grunting]
457
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,178
[? triumphant music playing]
458
00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:54,180
-[Beta Nuts grunting]
-[slime dragging]
459
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,976
I'm working, and it's working!
460
00:16:58,059 --> 00:16:59,227
Keep going!
461
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,897
-[buttons beeping]
-[Bet Nut grunting]
462
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:04,983
[gasps]
463
00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:06,985
[buttons beeping]
464
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:09,154
-Ugh, this is boring.
-[Korvo, Jesse, Yumyulack] Shut up!
465
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:10,739
[Zarck cackles]
466
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:13,491
This planet needs a fresh start. A purge.
467
00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:15,910
[AISHA] Purge? I know I talked tough
back on the ship,
468
00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:17,787
but you're not going
to hurt my old crew, right?
469
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,456
[laughs] Of course, I am.
470
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:20,790
I'm going to crush them
471
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:23,126
and destroy everything on this planet.
472
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,462
[AISHA] Ah, hey, man.
Th-that wasn't the deal.
473
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,380
Zarck, go ahead
and disconnect me and let me go.
474
00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:29,799
-[energy crackles]
-Ah! Energy field? What the hell?
475
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,760
If you're standing up
for those traitors this much,
476
00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:33,553
you must be Earth corrupted, too.
477
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:36,014
Don't worry. I'll do a full core reset.
478
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:38,183
Wipe you down to your
original programming.
479
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:40,226
[AISHA] Stop that! Don't touch my...
480
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:42,437
[Red AISHA] System reset detected.
481
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,147
-Shlorpians are not authorized...
-[gasps]
482
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,483
...to access AISHA's deep systems.
483
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,568
Prepare for lethal force.
484
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:51,154
What the hell? Stop reset. AISHA...
485
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:53,281
[Zarck screams]
486
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,658
It worked! We aren't betas anymore!
487
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,577
It's all thanks to these beautiful nuts.
488
00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:01,122
Who knew in the end, they'd go
from being enemies to being allies?
489
00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:02,415
-[Beta Nut growls]
-Quick.
490
00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:04,668
Incinerate them so we can go save
our AISHA.
491
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,211
[Beta Nuts screaming]
492
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:07,712
[pounding on door]
493
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:11,299
Help! I tried to wipe AISHA,
and now she's gonna kill me!
494
00:18:11,383 --> 00:18:12,676
Good. We were too.
495
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,427
Can you believe this guy
used to be our Alpha?
496
00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:17,597
You don't understand.
She's going to kill all of us!
497
00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:19,849
-She cut off my arm!
-Fine, we will help.
498
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,852
But I need you to acknowledge
that I am a superior team leader.
499
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,688
Yes, fine. You're a better leader.
500
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:27,315
Right. Lovely. Will you sign
these legal documents to that effect?
501
00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:28,900
-[pen scratching]
-[? pensive music playing]
502
00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:30,819
Yes! It's in the record, baby!
503
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:32,862
[all yell]
504
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:36,366
AISHA, we're sorry.
Please come back to us.
505
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,575
We've changed.
506
00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:39,494
[Red AISHA] Silence, Shlorpian.
507
00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:42,122
Time to destroy,
starting with the lawyers!
508
00:18:42,205 --> 00:18:43,415
-[lasers zapping]
-[lawyers scream]
509
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:45,875
Oh, shit! [yells]
510
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:48,128
-[lasers zapping]
-[? dramatic music playing]
511
00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:49,754
[all panting]
512
00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:52,632
[lasers zapping]
513
00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:55,343
[both yelp]
514
00:18:55,427 --> 00:18:57,971
Ah! AISHA, please!
Watch what you're lasering.
515
00:18:58,054 --> 00:18:59,389
That's good sci-fi stuff.
516
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,598
[Red AISHA] Look at this place.
517
00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:02,517
Look at what you did to it. You...
518
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:05,562
[AISHA] Tidied up?
You're all doing mission work?
519
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:06,980
We missed being Shlorpian.
520
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,440
We're gonna take care
of this place now.
521
00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:11,192
[Red AISHA] Do not be fooled.
They are hopeless.
522
00:19:11,276 --> 00:19:12,277
[AISHA] But look at Terry.
523
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,820
He's got the Swiffer out,
524
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,739
and Korvo's taking down
the projector screen
525
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,699
it took him so long to mount.
526
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:19,451
Yeah, but the Red AISHA
does have a point.
527
00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:20,869
-We dumb.
-Terry!
528
00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:22,829
We're sorry we didn't appreciate you.
529
00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,831
Things will be different. We swear.
530
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:27,834
[Red AISHA] Too little too late.
Prepare to be...
531
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:30,128
I love you, AISHA.
532
00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:33,298
[AISHA glitching]
533
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:40,972
[AISHA] Aw! I wub you too, Pupa.
534
00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:44,601
Oh, yeah!
535
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:47,270
Look, he evolved. That means
the mission is back on track!
536
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,480
[AISHA] Can't say no to that.
537
00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:51,191
Sorry I tried to kill you all.
Don't know what came over me.
538
00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:53,943
And we're sorry for losing
our Shlorpian identity.
539
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:55,612
Yes, we can mix
a little Earth fun in there,
540
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,988
but we can't forget who we are.
541
00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:59,324
[Red AISHA] You're not
seriously listening to them?
542
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:01,618
[AISHA] Shut the fuck up
and get back in storage!
543
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:03,661
Alright, that bitch is gone.
544
00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:05,747
Thanks for choosing fam, AISHA.
545
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,582
[AISHA] I didn't. I chose my team.
546
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:08,875
-Yay!
-Aww.
547
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:11,127
[AISHA] But you all better
make good on your promise.
548
00:20:11,211 --> 00:20:12,837
[whimpering] Did we do it?
549
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:15,215
[all laughing]
550
00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:16,341
Fuck you!
551
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:17,509
[Terry] Well, Flarck,
552
00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:19,594
you came in with a bang
and left like a loser.
553
00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:22,013
I mean it when I say, "Nice try, dipshit."
554
00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:25,392
I stand before you humbled
and will leave this planet immediately.
555
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:27,102
You know what? You don't have to do that.
556
00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:29,354
Maybe take some time
to drive around, see Earth.
557
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:30,689
It's a pretty cool spot.
558
00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:32,524
Just don't make the same mistake we did
559
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:35,026
-and forget where you came from.
-Dipshit.
560
00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:37,278
I guess I wouldn't mind driving around,
561
00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:38,905
just the open road in front of me.
562
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:41,783
Hopefully, I can find a place
where I feel "local" too.
563
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:44,160
Here, use my Embassy Suites Rewards card.
564
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:46,246
I'm a certified Embassy Sweetie,
565
00:20:46,329 --> 00:20:48,581
so I get all the perks of
the Hombre level.
566
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:50,041
Free Ice Mondays.
567
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:51,167
Thank you, Korvo.
568
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:53,670
Or should I say, Commander Korvo?
569
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,422
Yeah, you've earned it.
570
00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:56,798
[homeschool girl groaning]
571
00:20:58,049 --> 00:20:59,926
-[? sinister music playing]
-[grunting]
572
00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:01,011
[licking, slurping]
573
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:03,513
Uh, we gotta go. I can't be here.
574
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,473
[? pleasant music playing]
575
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:13,648
Damn, it sure feels good
to do Shlorp stuff again.
576
00:21:13,732 --> 00:21:14,941
It sucks at first,
577
00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:17,235
but once you're in it,
it sucks a little less.
578
00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:19,529
It's because we're aligned
with our true purpose.
579
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,656
And honestly, I haven't even thought
about Earth once.
580
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:22,991
-[notification dings]
-Oh, damn!
581
00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:25,118
The Beatles' song catalog is up
for sale again.
582
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:27,203
-Quarter of a trillion.
-Oh, why not?
583
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:30,123
Feels like a solid
"last big Earth purchase" for a while.
584
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,875
I'll grab the diamonds!
585
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:35,879
Uh, guys, I think AISHA destroyed
the diamond machine.
586
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:38,340
[AISHA] That wasn't me.
That was my core self-defense.
587
00:21:38,423 --> 00:21:41,468
Now, now, Terry.
We don't need to be short with AISHA.
588
00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:44,929
We still have the... peso gun?
589
00:21:45,013 --> 00:21:46,806
The coupon device is toast, too.
590
00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:49,559
Oh, goddammit. All of our
money-making machines got zapped?
591
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:52,228
Oh, my God.
592
00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:55,273
Looks like the Solar Opposites
are fuckin' broke!
593
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:56,775
[all scream]
594
00:21:56,858 --> 00:21:59,861
[? foreboding sci-fi music playing]
595
00:22:41,236 --> 00:22:42,654
[mimicking laser fire]
596
00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:45,740
[? fanfare playing]
597
00:22:45,790 --> 00:22:50,340
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