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Oh, hello.
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Mr. President, sir.
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We did everything you said, and we're
happy to report that the final pockets
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resistance were successfully terminated.
Every country at the United Nations has
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officially surrendered and declared you
the Supreme Emperor of Earth.
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Hello, what does that mean?
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You won.
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There's literally nothing left for you
to do.
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You completely and totally won.
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Oh.
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What's wrong, sir?
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You suck now. I quit you.
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Wait, since you ate your vice president,
who should take your place?
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Um, what about that peanut?
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President Peanut!
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President Peanut!
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All hail the peanut!
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So what's got you down today, sir? I
can't see anything!
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I don't know why! Help me, please!
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I'm freaking out!
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Have you tried just moving your hands
away from your eyes?
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Oh my god!
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I can see!
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Thank you!
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Thank you so much.
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No problem, man. Thank you, thank you,
thank you.
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Man,
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that guy had a pure heart of gold, Pim.
I don't say it that often, but that guy
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had a pure, pure heart of bullion gold,
man.
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Yeah, he was a lovely man. He really
was.
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Hey, by the way, do you want to get
lunch?
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Yeah, sure.
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There's a bar nearby that does really
good meatloaf, man. The way they get the
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slime is just, they get it perfect. Oh,
it's so good.
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Dust in the wind.
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Doth in the wind.
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Everything is doth in the wind.
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All right, man.
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Nice job.
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Wait, is that Mr. Frog?
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Yeah, man.
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It looks like he's just enjoying himself
now after walking away from being the
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most powerful man on the planet.
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I don't know. He looks pretty sad to me.
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Should we go see if he's all right?
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Nah, dude. He'll be all right. He's Mr.
Frog.
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Hey, man, I'm sorry to interrupt you,
bro. I just wanted to tell you, like,
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a huge fan, bro. The TV stuff, the
presidency, everything you ever did,
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Like, you want to fuck my girlfriend?
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Oh, I can't be bothered.
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Hey, the offer still stands, amigo.
Look, that's us.
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Room 302. Up to you, man.
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Maybe you're right, though. I think
something's wrong with Mr. Frog.
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Hi, Mr. Frog. I don't know if you
remember us, but we helped you out a
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back. Oh, hello.
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Mr. Frog, sir, if I can ask, like,
what's wrong with you, man? You used to
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the top of the world.
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Oh, I don't know.
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I feel empty for some reason.
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Well, maybe it's because you've achieved
everything possible in life, and now it
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seems like there's nothing left to do.
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But that's okay, because Charlie and I
can help you.
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Um... Did you want us to help you,
or...? No, yeah, I do. I was just...
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please, hello.
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Cool, I have an idea for something we
could do.
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Mr. Frog, listen up. All we've got to do
to make you feel better is give you a
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new goal, okay? A new challenge, a new
thing to get into and rise the ranks of
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master and dominate, all right?
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Okay. That's the spirit, yeah!
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Yeah. Yeah.
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And in our left corner, we have ex
-television star, richest man in the
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and fool million of earth.
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Damn, dude, you literally didn't throw a
single punch, and you became the number
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one UFC champion on your first and your
only fight.
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I mean, like, I get how you're
depressed. That's crazy.
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I mean, the medals are nice, though. I
like how shiny they are.
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They're kind of nice to look at. I don't
even want these.
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Can I have them? Okay, that's fine.
Look, Mr. Frog, achieving goals is good
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getting you out of bed in the morning,
but it's not the only thing that brings
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happiness. There are other things, too.
What do you mean, hello?
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Well, let me show you.
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If you're feeling down, maybe you need
to check and see if you've got all you
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need. How about friends? You've got me
and Charlie, and we'll be nice friends
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you. What about love? Another thing's
good. Love makes the world feel yummy
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good. And what about family? Family is
key.
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Look at this little family of bees.
There are so many.
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Oh my God, dude!
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Dude, Pim, are you okay, man? Family.
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Pim, Pim, can you hear me? I don't know
who you are, but I think you've helped
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me. Thank you.
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Pim, listen to me. I need you to stay
with me, dude. How many fingers am I
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holding up? Can you see?
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Oh.
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Hello, son.
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Hello, Dad.
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I suppose you want to come in.
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Yes, please.
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Do you still take sugar?
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No, thank you. I'm trying to watch my
figure.
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Haven't heard from you in a while.
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Yeah, I've been busy.
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You know, your mother passed away three
months ago.
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Cancer.
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She asked about you.
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Everyone does.
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Saw you on that TV show eating that bug
or whatever it was.
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Then we all saw you become president.
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Everyone said to me, oh, how's your boy
doing?
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You must be so proud of him.
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I would nod my head, but I didn't have
the heart to tell him I was embarrassed.
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Embarrassed to see you on that TV screen
making a fool of yourself.
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Making a fool of the frog name.
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Do you have any idea, any idea how hard
it's been for me?
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I'm sorry.
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Be sorry for your poor mother.
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Whose last words were, where is he?
Where's my boy? Where's my boy?
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No, no.
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You walked out on this family and now
you come back.
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Now you have the nerve.
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To show your face around here?
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You're a disgrace!
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Get out of my house!
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I have no son.
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Hello.
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The silence is nice.
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Hello, Mr.
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Frog. You did it.
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You've achieved inner peace.
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Hello. Who are you?
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I am the Bug of Knowledge.
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I have all the answers to all of life's
questions.
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But before I reveal them, there is
something I must ask you.
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Um, okay.
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My computer's been acting really slow
lately, and I'm just going around asking
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anybody who can help. I mean, anybody
who can help with my computer, because
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it's a real problem. I need it for work.
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Um, maybe it's a virus?
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No, no, I called Geek Squad, and they
checked it out, and they said it wasn't
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virus, so I know it's not that.
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I know it's not that.
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Sorry,
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you go.
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I don't know.
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I really have no idea.
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Yeah, me neither. I don't know. I
honestly don't know.
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I mean, when I say slow browser, does
that scream software to you or hardware
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problem?
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I don't know.
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No, that's cool, man. I mean, I figured.
I appreciate the help anyways.
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I mean, I probably just need a whole new
computer at this point. Hello, what am
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I doing here?
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Oh, yeah.
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You just need to eat me and all will be
clear.
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Okay.
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Dude, I'm just letting you know right
now he looks a little bit different, but
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don't react.
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Don't react. Please try not to react.
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Oh, wow.
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Thanks for the heads up.
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Yeah, I think the swelling is still
there, so just, I mean, again, just be
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for it.
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Hey, guys.
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Hey. Hey, how you doing, buddy?
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Is it bad? Not at all. I didn't even
notice.
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Thanks, guys.
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I'm saying I'll pin on the inside.
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Yo, you guys see pins?
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The hat on Facebook?
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Oh.
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Goblin caught on tape.
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