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So this is where you read and pick up girls.

What else are colleges for?

Don't get up, I'll go to the record.

- Hey, hurry up, I'm hungry. - I'll be right back.

Welcome, Sir, class 88. Can I get a drink?

Can I get a drink?

I'm sorry, sir, I fell asleep from the party last night.

- Everybody at the football game? - I'd be happy to take you if you'd like.

- You wanna go? - No, I don't want to.

- Can I look around? - No problem.

Gamma Nu philosophy: Life, freedom, happiness.

Former alumni registration desk

That used to be a joke.

Someone found it in the attic.

Do you know him?

Gamma Nu dormitory autumn party of 1974

We were gonna go out and get some air.

Don't even think it.

- Sure we will, I'll get a drink. - Great.

That's it, you're probably the luckiest bastard, Little Ray.

- You're gonna make him scream. - I'll make you scream, but you're not needed.

- Hey, Vicky. - Do I know you?

No, but I know you.

Let's go.

A friend of mine told me what you did last week.

- I don't know what you're talking about. - No shit?

You took 3 men to the pool table.

- I have to get back to my date. - Wait a minute.

Little Ray's been bragging all week about how he's gonna take you to this party.

It's obvious what it would take. And what's it to you?

- This situation makes me very sad. - Why?

- Because you're not gonna enjoy it. - Who the hell do you think you are?

- I can't help it, baby, I'm jealous. - Look, that's your problem.

Come to me.

You'll like it better.

Look, you like this better.

Come with me, I'll show you, I want it.

Now you're going to ask him to sleep.

An offer? Everyone will hear what I'm going to do from the noise.

Let's go in the room.

- Whose room is this? - Never mind.

- Best of luck. - Thanks, Dad.

Get along well with Vicky for once, she's your sister, Randy.

Of course I speak the language.

All right, beat me.

Hi, I'm Randy.

Oh, God.

So you're so awesome.

God, don't eat and sleep with him.

I passed out.

Did you faint?

Oh, play with your hand. I can't believe it.

Oh yeah, I can't believe this.

Oh

Squeeze the water out with your hand, 31 check.

Yeah

Now I want you to eat me.

Lie down on the bed.

- You like Swedish massages? - Yeah..

- You're so horny. - A lot.

Oh

Do you want this dick?

Hungry little fuck.

Oh

Oh

- Do you regret what you did? - I'm not.

Do you know a Harvey? He was going to meet me.

Hey, You Must Be Randy Jennings?

I'm Harvey Singleton. I'm your junkie manager.

Do you have any idea how much you put the entire dorm in danger by drinking drugs here?

I'd better not drop it.

So, you win. Czech bi. - Keep it.

- Have a drink then. - I don't like.

So you're not gonna get in trouble?

All right, Jennings, I want you to put your suitcase in your room and come back.

Breast in one hand when you turn, the other one better have a drink.

Move, move, man. Oh hey, by the way, your brother's here.

- I'll tell him you're here. - Don't bother, I'll surprise you.

Enjoy that.

Oh, you look like a drug addict.

For the Brotherhood.

Hey, man, what are you doing here? Go slap the sergeant.

Who is this horny?

My brother.

I bet you're the luckiest bastard, little ray.

This will be a night Vicki will never forget.

Cocktail Randy.

A cocktail will cure whatever you have.

- Who are you? - Your roommate.

Harvey didn't tell you? I'm kind of your instructor.

- Does it smell funny? - I can't smell anything right now.

It smells like Sex. Someone must have done it here last night.

What is this sound?

Brandi thought of your initiation.

- That's what I came from. - Don't be silly.

All frogs, down now!!

All right, Frogs, if you don't understand the seriousness of the job...

...write that head.

Now... expected from you

...when I scream, you'll run wherever you are.

Questions?

Bobo, how did he get in these pants?

Your army is here...

Master, Why do you call us frogs, Sir?

Because whatever I say, you'll do it by jumping.

Any more questions?

This neighborhood is known all over campus for its filth.

It is expected of you to continue these filthy traditions...

...entering into a relationship soon, is that understood?

Aye, aye, sir.

Frogs now, look at the Frog painting.

To cross the red line...

...either give it to the mouth or sex.

And what is expected of you is to pass the red in 2 weeks.

- You understand? - What if we can't?.. Sir?

That would be very, very bad.

We'll send you to the black hole right away.

I say we send it now.

If it was up to me, I'd send it right away. Because this is the candidate class...

...unbelievable mange.

Yeah, they're amazing scabies.

I think they'll give them their T-shirts right away, let's give him the sex boxes and start.

2 weeks left, or a black hole.

These T-shirts should never be taken off, Frogs, never.

- What is he saying? - Pussies.

- I think they still think we're virgins. - They're right.

Spanish female horny fly.

- Dad says there's no such thing. - Maybe your father's still a virgin.

Impossible.

- These condoms, they look deadly. - Like sushi.

- There's even medicine for the disease. - Cyanide? - No, it's penicillin.

Forget about this Sex Box. Let's go to the bitch and finish the game.

Guys, whores don't count.

You can't stop taking Gamma Nu dicks in your mouth.

- Is Randy there? - Wait a minute.

- Jenny, hi... - Come on, Harvey, get Randy.

Hey, Jennings, come on, she's waiting.

You already have a daughter.

Your sister, tell her I'm ready and ready whenever she wants.

Vicky? - Hey, Randy, how's business?

Wonderful.

I thought maybe we could have lunch.

We'll talk about what you saw last night.

No, thanks.

Randy, let me at least explain.

You don't have to explain. You're old enough to do whatever you want.

I know, I just want to make sure you understand, too.

I realized. Listen, I gotta go.

- TJ, are you listening to me? - Just checking in to see who you're talking to.

- He wasn't your new boyfriend, if that's what you're worried about. - No, gari.

So when do I meet this mystery man, gari?

Well, you know, tattooists are very busy people.

I didn't mean to interfere with your resentment with Randy.

We've always been like this. And now he hates me.

God, we're almost there.

Relax, Randy. There's no way you can't do it with me.

- Look who's talking about sex. - You're dealing with someone Women adore.

Me: what's that?

Come and see.

- God, you slept with her? - 5 times a night..

Do they know you're watching?

- God. - Let me show you the other one.

I did that last week., he gave me the key to the building.

- Shit. - Come on, take a look.

- God, it's beautiful. - Nice, too?

- I wish I was. - Let me show you my last Favorite.

You'll even wash his socks.

Don't look the fuck - what does it say? Come on let me take a look.

But look, of course... I'm going out for a bit.

And when I get back, we'll find you a girl.

- Okay? - Of course it was.

God, how beautiful. Who said this?

Hello. I saw what was on the sign.

- What? - Was it special to me or to all the students?

You're from gamma dorm., , isn't it? - So.

- I meant all of you. - I'm a little glad now.

- You think we could talk for a second? - No, I think.

Just for a minute.

The situation that I'm very concerned.

All right, come in, but I'll leave the door open.

I was going to suggest that.

And what's your complaint?

It's simple, I hate fake machos like you.

- Same here. - All of you, girls...

...you think it's a gift from God. I think this is my friend...

...crap. - You're right, I agree.

- You agree. - Absolutely...

In fact, I'm thinking of leaving the dorm for this reason.

You're not just saying that to sleep with me, Are you?

- What if it's just him? - It better not be just that.

- Have you ever slept with gamma? - No.

Here, maybe a reason, for us to be together, smartass.

Well, maybe not.

Why didn't you say no way?

If we do, will you tell everyone?

Probably.

And I'll just be another conquest, won't I?

So.

I love honesty.

So, what do you think of gamma nu now?

They're cocky.

How can they expect us not to have sex when all we do is clean the House?

Right, instead of a relationship, we're looking at the girlfriend's car.

I thought the Brotherhood would enrich life.

A free T-shirt it was.

Thanks for reminding me.

Bold hard blows.

The light only comes from the right.

Very well, keep it up.

This is a good one.

We're trying to catch the water, but we're using charcoal.

So you can't capture the water's reflections alone.

All right, I'll see you Wednesday., grow it in time.

You all did very well today.

You're very good.

Thanks, but I have a long way to go.

- I don't think so.I like it. - Thank you.

- I'm Randy. - Hi, I'm Shelly.

You're not an art student.

No, I'm from gamma nu dorm.

- You're one of them, huh? - What do you mean?

Aren't you bandits?

- I'm not one of them yet. - Let's hope not at all.

Would you like a coffee with me?

- Kelly, you coming? - What?

You were gonna help me with my presentation today, remember?

God, I completely forgot.

I'm sorry, we'll go for coffee another time, okay?

- OK. Good-bye. - Bye.

- Look at that cheap bitch! - What's your problem?

Randy's so naive, girls can use it to their advantage.

I sense jealousy.

You're right, it was so.

So has the mystery man called yet?

He called, Guess what? You're taking me into town tonight.

Welcome back, TJ.

Are you here for the tattoo?

The magnificent body must be glorified and honored.

I just want a little one on my shoulder.

It has to be done where it belongs.

Take off your clothes.

You know what's right for you?

You've slept a lot with your sexual desires.

You have to go beyond it.

Beauty's tattoo, it should be stamped with a nice sting.

All right, it's been a week, you son of a bitch frogs.

Why haven't we been given any information?

There's nothing to offer.

You didn't do anything?

I thought Jennings would attract you to your family.

I won't ask you.

What the fuck are you grinning at?

I just fingered him, Sir.

Wait a minute. We have to confirm that..

It's confirmed.

Xena?

It was him, Sir.

That guy's name wasn't Harriet.

Great, it was a man.

Hey, where's the new guy?

Why the fuck isn't he here?

He's getting blowjobs in the library.

Mouth! He's giving it to the mouth! Go, Go, Go!

Leaves you. Morris seems to be fine.

The new boy will soon be on the House.

The other two did it. How do you do that?

- We will, Sir. - We will, Sir.

Or you do... or you go to a black hole, assholes.

What is this?

- Your map to manhood? - You think?

Yeah, her name's Cheryl. Tell him Gill sent it.

Hi, Gill sent me.

- Blank, Do you? - Empty?

You must be the new client.

I'm a businesswoman now. Didn't Gill tell you?

I can't believe you're an expert.

It's not so good.

Are you sure about this girl?

Absolutely, I just slept with him.

Hi, I'm Randy., Gill sent me.

Gill Turner? - Yeah.

- Do you know him? - Yes, I know him very well.

He said I gave him a disease.

He's crap.

I'll tell you the truth, I'll run.

So the black hole scared you.

Yeah, I don't have a chance to sleep with anyone.

Right, what about you, Randy?

Don't worry, there's my girl.

- 31 Czechs? - No, really.

- Her Name's Shelly. - Great, Shelly.

Shelly should be here.

Vicky's with Gill.

At this time, you can't even trust your roommate.

Damn.

Why would he undress if he didn't want me?

Are you going somewhere?

Fuck off.

- What Have I done? - You're walking to Vick.

- She'll think she's dating you. That is the issue.

Chump, I was talking to him for you.

- We talked about it. - He asked if they were nice to you.

- He's worried about you. - Tell him not to worry, I'll take care of myself.

- I have a sexy date. - Who?

Look through the binoculars.

Ruin also.

- What's the problem? - No, nothing.

- Yes, I do, I noticed. - You look beautiful.

I know, you want me to take my pants off, right?

I noticed.

Well, are you talking about, you can open it up a little.

You're the professor.

Hello, Shelly.

Shelly, you know, you look beautiful today.

Hi, I was just passing by and thought I'd say hello.

Hi, Randy.

Hey, Shelly, I was just passing by and thought I'd stop by.

I'm sorry I slept with someone.

Well, as far as I know, the initiation is a formality.

You're accepted now.

Or go to work.

Hey, did you spit on me?

Did you spit on me?

This is disgrace, this is blasphemy. But this piece...

A pubic hair.

And unless I'm mistaken, Zeta dorm girls.

I fucked him, Sir.

- And then I licked it. - Was it a reverse row?

Great. Do you have proof?

Xx

Sustained.

Jennings.. Jennings.. Jennings..

Jennings? - I'm sorry, sir.

- Sorry. - He's apologizing.

Jennings, you couldn't, you failed the dorm.

You made your brothers look bad, and the worst part is that you broke tradition.

Guys, what do we do?

Black hole... Black hole...

Let's talk to you first.

You know why I wear a helmet, kid?

- No. - It covers my scar.

You see, I was in the black hole.

That's a killer.

I don't want you to get hurt there like I did.

I don't want to. What do I do?

- Call your sister.Dec. - Nap that you can't do anything.

Tell him you're going to the black hole...

...if he doesn't sleep with me tonight.

You got that, kid?

You bastard!

Beautiful.

Beautiful.

You want to go to the hole. You did it!

Randy, I hate doing this to you, man...

...but everyone passed here, you can pass, too.

Now it's your turn.

Messieurs

He was unsuccessful in his quest for the gamma nu nomination.

But if he passes the present ritual...

...will be one of us.

Remove the blindfold.

Welcome to the black hole.

Are you surprised, the black cunt you call a black hole?

- Hello? - Vicky, it's Gil.

Hey, Gil, what's up?

Something got Randy kidnapped.

- What's the problem? - Last night's initiation.

Got out of hand.

Can you look at him?

I'm going right now.

How do I know that asshole will take it so seriously?

Hi, Randy.

Gil said things went wrong.

Randy, talk to me.

There's nothing to talk about.

I don't belong here, it is that simple.

Are you going home?

I don't think my father will understand my failure.

My father doesn't understand anything.

We finally agree on one thing.

No, we've always agreed on one thing.

Like what?

I desire you.

Because you're hiding it from me, that is not to say you fancy me.

- And I can help you. - How?

I can teach you how to be comfortable with girls.

I can teach you to be yourself. Isn't that what you want to know?

- Yeah, why are you talking like that? - Because I care about you.

Dance with me.

- Why? - Come on, Just Dance., relax and be yourself.

- This is stupid. - Come on, Give me a chance.

I want him to touch me.

Come on, Vicky., you're my sister.

You don't feel right?

How does this make you feel?

Something I've never felt.

Fear.

You're forcing me.

No problem.

What do you think, Sir?

Do you recognize him?

In a way.