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All right, so, like, should I text her back?

'Cause I-I-I think she, like, thinks I'm a loser.

You shouldn't be with someone that makes you feel that way,

especially after the year you've had.

And Jerry, you're not a loser.

You're fabulous.

And you have so much love to give.

You should be with someone who wants what you want.

Thanks, Dory.

Yeah, I feel like you're the only one

I could talk to around here.

Well, lucky for you I'm not going anywhere.

Oh, by the way, I made this for you.

Baking class. It's banana bread.

Aw, that's sweet but you know I can't take it from you.

I know but you don't have to eat it.

Just take it so you don't hurt my feelings.

All right, just don't tell nobody, all right?

- Good night. - Night.

I'm so sorry, Jerry.

I'll find a way to pay you back, I promise.

I'm telling you, I do not vote.

I do not vote.

I will not vote. I just will not.

You have to vote.

I will not and I do not.

Security!

Dory, come back here!

No, Dory, no!

- I'm sorry!

You'll be okay.

Shit, come on.

♪ Over till the sky is lowered ♪

Hello, world.

This is Dory Sief.

You may remember me from the past.

You may hate me

or you may love me.

But I have to reach everyone quickly

because I have something that I need to share,

which is that I died

for 37 seconds.

And in that time,

I received an infinite volume

of unconscious wisdom

and submitted to pure love.

I did it.

And now more than anything, I want you to do it.

I am going to find a way

for everyone to experience an awakening.

Oh, yeah, that's s--such a pleasure-y spot.

Yeah. Feeling good.

Yeah. Oh.

Okay, sorry. I'm sorry.

I didn't--don't want to do time out

but is there a bug in my eye?

No, but you look--it looks like you could be

getting a--an eye infection.

Oh--oh, God.

Elliott's called, like, three times.

I just wanna pick this up and make sure everything's cool--

Okay. Yeah.

Get off me, get off me, get off me, thank you.

Hi, baba ghanoush.

Have you seen Dory's video?

No, I'm still, like, naked in bed.

Why would you say that?

Okay, we gotta call Drew. Hang on.

- Did he say call Drew?

Oh, my God.

Go, go, go, go.

Hi.

Hey, I have Portia on the other line.

I'm gonna put us together, one sec.

- Oh, cool. - Hey, okay.

So apparently Dory fled the institution

and then posted some bizarre video

about the meaning of life. It's truly unhinged.

- Whoa. - Ah!

So she's just on the lam?

Mm, no, no, no, no.

I'm looking it up, like, right now.

I really, really, really, really--

You guys have, like, a terrible echo.

It almost sounds like you're together.

I'm going to hang up and try again.

- Hello, world.

This is Dory Sief.

You may remember me from the past.

You may hate me.

- Hi. - One sec.

You may love me, but I have to reach everyone quickly.

- Hey. - Okay, one sec.

- I have something that

I need to share which is that--

Hey, okay, are we good?

Mm-hmm.

Wow, so she's still talking like this, huh?

I thought this was what they were supposed to cure her of?

Look, I think if she contacts any of us, we just avoid,

avoid, avoid, avoid, avoid. And you know what?

I actually can't have this conversation right now

because it sounds like you're watching the video

at the exact same time and it's driving me crazy, okay?

I'm gonna hang up.

You know, I keep refreshing and she gains

another 50,000 followers every second.

- She's going to have, like,

4 million followers by the end of the day,

Are my shoes...

glued to me?

I don't know. Are they?

How could this be?

- Oh, come here.

Is something the matter?

You didn't put glue in my shoes, did you, sweetie?

I wouldn't even know where to find glue, fathers,

and I would never do anything to inconvenience

such a wonderful and handsome man.

So my question for you is this.

How can you die?

How can you kill off your ego?

How can you fall into the cosmic

and integrate every aspect of yourself?

I don't know what the answer is,

but I do know what the question is.

How can we all die?

Let me know in the comments below

which solution resonates most with you.

I love you.

I really did. I connected with the people

but they didn't have any trust, you know?

And--and without trust you can't--oh,

thank you, Helen. Thank you.

True, true.

So, you know, I just--I had to find a way out of it.

And you know, I feel like I have

this new mission to just spread peace.

Mm-hmm.

And I can't afford to be stopped.

Well, that certainly is a worthy cause

but let me just give you a morsel of wisdom.

Mm-hmm.

If you tell the unpopular truth,

they will try to stop you.

They always have and they always will.

That's right.

Well, you have come to the right place, baby.

We were a part of the West Village 11.

- No way. - Yes.

Wow. That's incredible. Yo--your generation,

you had so much energy behind the causes, you know?

That's what I want to harness.

I want everybody to feel this with me.

- Oh, they will--you know why? - Hmm?

You're starting a revolution.

Okay, so I've been going down the whole, like,

Dory Sief wormhole, and I'm kind of, like, obsessed.

She's a gay icon, and I've been a big fan since day one,

like, during the whole shoot trial and everything

and I tried to get a drink with her to, like, no avail

but I'm like kind of honestly here

for this comeback,

you know what I mean?

Like, I love the fact that she's dead now.

No one's ever done that before.

And I kind of-- I'm honestly thinking like

should I die too?

Like, should I be dead?

You know what I mean? Let me know in the comments.

Hmm.

- Hello.

Hello, dear friends. Tunnel Quinn here.

Hey.

You know, the last person in the world

that I'd have ever thought would be giving me

spiritual advice is Dory Sief.

I mean, I followed that court case closely,

and I'm of the ilk who definitely believes

that she-- she killed that guy.

And the idea now that she'd be encouraging anybody to die

is highly unsettling.

This woman is not enlightened.

I think it's a merely

an escalation of her psychosis.

No one should listen to her.

There's only one person that you should ever listen to

and that is me.

Which reminds me, the new T-watch is coming out in what?

Just 43 days.

All get on the waitlist, people.

Hmm.

Hello, everyone.

It has come to my attention

that the tech billionaire and flamboyant personality

Tunnel Quinn has publicly challenged my authenticity.

And what I would like to say in response to that is this.

Tunnel, I would encourage you of all people

to try to understand what this could mean.

As I start to unpack the process

of my enlightened experience,

I cannot deny or ignore the unpopular truth

that death may very well be a potential gateway

to an integrated and awakened life.

I would love to hear your expert opinion

on--on the science behind all of this.

I love you, Tunnel.

Oh, my--what! What are you doing?

This is daddy's bubble tank.

I wanted to show you this.

Is that--is that plugged in?

Yes, I wanted to show you this.

Why?

I thought you might like toast.

Okay, please just leave.

Drew, I just don't understand why you won't tell us

what you're doing for work.

We're gonna find out eventually.

I don't see why it's any of your business--

Hi.

Oh, my God. It's you.

It's really you. You guys look so full of life.

How did you get in here?

I just crawled through the window.

- Oh, you broke in? - Hmm.

All right. Are you doing okay, Dory?

Ugh, I am more than okay. Never been better.

Okay, okay, get out, yeah, good.

Oh, my God. You guys should see

the way that you're looking at me right now.

It is just too funny.

But please you have nothing to be scared of.

I promise you, I just come from a place of absolute love.

It's okay. - What are you doing here?

Well...

I made a reservation at this cute little restaurant

down the street. It's supposed to be really good

and they have an amazing wine list.

Oh--oh, yeah--

I have to go, yeah. both: Mm...

No, Drew, come on. You have to eat.

You've gotten too skinny.

Mangia, mangia, mangia. Let's go.

Mmm-mmm-mmm. Oh, my God.

You guys, this is so great.

You have to try some. You have to.

Here. Mmm.

Come here. Please, you have to.

Come on.

Porsh, try this.

Come on. It's delicious.

Drew, you're next.

Cool. Oh, yep.

Mmm, mmm.

Right?

That was good.

"Good"? It's incredible.

I mean, what did we do to deserve pasta, you know?

So, yeah, I hear you're enlightened.

That--that rocks.

I am, I am.

I know, it sounds so funny, you know, to hear it.

I mean, I just see everything completely differently now.

What are y'all looking at?

Hey, I got a right to be here.

Hey, hey, hey, it's just water. Hey, I got it.

- [mutters - Don't tell me--

I don't know how to clean water.

Be right back.

Oh, no, no, no, no, Dory. Dory, Dory, don't engage.

- Dory, Dory. - Don't engage.

Hi.

I'm Dory.

What's your name?

Ooh, are you drinking whiskey?

I love whiskey. Used to be my drink.

Have you ever had it with a little hot tea?

- No. - It's really nice.

It's really calming.

An old boyfriend of mine used to make it for me.

Do you have anyone special in your life?

My wife.

She died.

I'm so sorry to hear that.

I bet you loved her very much.

It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay.

No.

- It's okay, it's okay.

It's okay.

What's going on?

It's okay.

I'm gonna cry.

So this was fun.

Text us when you get a home. - So, so nice.

We should make sure to do this again, like, this year.

- Totally. - No.

- 100%. - No, no, no, no, no!

We only get this day once.

I mean, we're not getting it back.

So let's do it. I mean, let's really do it.

Let's--let's do the day.

Okay, what do you wanna do?

I don't know.

Let's see where the tide sails us, huh?

Fun.

You got through it, you did. Shit everywhere.

Oh, my gosh.

It's our old apartment.

Wow. It's a different era.

Don't you guys wish we could go in and, like,

go back in time?

- Why don't we? - Well, I moved out, you know.

I'm sorry, your kidnapper made it seem like you wanted

to move out so I-I moved us out.

Okay, but I think we should try and see

what it looks like inside. Wouldn't that be fun?

Really? What if there are people in there?

Then we ask them to let us in.

If nobody lives there, then we just break in.

Come on. Live a little.

- Aah, I'm ticklish. - Don't tickle me.

I'm scared to say no to you so let's.

This is so, so, so, so stupid.

Okay, how do you even know how to pick locks?

I can kind of do anything now.

I have, like, access to the ancient divine wisdom.

Oh, here we are.

Oh, my God.

- Wait, what? - Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

This is so bizarre.

- What? - No.

God, this looks awful.

- Oh, my God, these yuppies. - Oh, it looks so different.

- What happened to the wall? - Oh, my God.

Oh, my God! Ew, the tile.

What?

- Oh. - It's bad.

This doesn't even look like our place at all.

Drew, we lived here.

Yeah. Yeah, we did.

No, but--but lived.

Like, we lived lived here.

Mm-hmm.

We were in love.

Yeah.

- You guys, check this out. - What?

- What? - It's a disco ball.

- Oh, God. - What are you doing?

- We should go.

Oh, my God, you guys.

It's a little speaker and it's Bluetooth.

- No, Dory. - Hold on, one second.

Oh, my God.

Let's party.

Oh, my God.

This was your favorite song.

- Dory, no. - Come on, dance with me.

♪ Thank God the week is done ♪

♪ I feel like a zombie gone back to life ♪

♪ Back, back to life ♪

♪ Hands up ♪

♪ Yeah, suddenly we all got our hands up ♪

♪ No control of my body ♪

♪ Ain't I seen you before ♪

♪ I think I remember those eyes ♪

♪ Eyes, eyes, eye--eye--eyes ♪

♪ 'cause, baby, tonight ♪

♪ The DJ got us falling in love again ♪

♪ In love again ♪

♪ 'cause, baby, tonight ♪

Excuse me!

What the hell are you doing? - Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry. You must be so put off.

But we used to live here. Like, live live.

- Get the fuck out! - I'm sorry.

We're gone.

Sorry, I love your style. Just kidding.

- Bye. - Oh, whoa.

You guys, I haven't watched the sunset in so long.

It's incredible.

And we get to have it every day.

I wanna thank you guys for spending the day with me.

And I want to say I'm sorry.

I'm sorry for lying to you.

I'm sorry for hurting you,

for turning your lives upside down,

for not giving you what you needed.

I never gave myself compassion until now.

And I've given myself permission to start over.

I really hope that you guys can forgive me.

But if you can't, I understand.

And at the very least,

I just hope that

you can forgive yourselves.

I've waited so long to hear that.

Will you tell me something?

Of course.

Did you kill April?

- Yes.

I pushed her off the Staten Island ferry.

I mean, what you put us through was so fucked up.

I don't know what I believe

or what I think about enlightenment,

but I know that I've been burned so many times by you.

And I'm not going to fall for whatever it is

that you're up to this time. Do you understand me?

I have no agenda, Drew. I promise.

Except just to spread love wherever I go.

I-I promise you this time that it's different.

Okay, well, that's good.

I really do hope it's different this time,

because if you think about the last few years,

our lives have been insane.

We went to court for killing someone.

Can you believe that?

You guys all convinced me to bury a body.

I mean, the craziest part of all of it is that

we actually killed someone.

You know, I mean,

can you believe that we did that?

It's the fact that I'm not supposed to laugh.

It is the sheer inappropriateness of laughter

that is making me laugh.

Your mouth was twinkling.

Whoo!

Guys, we can't laugh. Oh, that makes you bad.

No, it's okay.

We have to laugh because it's too painful, you know.

And--and we can't change the past so we laugh.

We have to.

It does feel good to just, you know, speak the truth.

I mean, I don't feel like I can remember a time

where that felt okay, you know?

I promise you that every day can feel like today.

There's so much to live for.

I mean, we're surrounded by love and beauty

and I want you all to feel the way that I do.

You don't have another toothbrush, do you?

Mm-mm. Is it weird if you use mine?

I mean, I'm the one who hasn't brushed my teeth

in three weeks. - I don't mind.

I really don't. - Okay, thanks.

You're welcome.

Dory.

- Yeah. - I'm so enchanted by you.

Like, I want to be just like you.

Like, I want to spread love and truth.

That is so, so sweet. And you know something?

The fact that you can identify that in me,

that means that that aspect you admire in me

is in you.

- Really? - Yeah.

You're so generous with your love.

And, unfortunately, that's so rare.

And it means so much to me that you're willing

to give me a second chance.

And that you see the value in my experience.

I mean, I just want to teach you

everything that I've learned.

And, well, I just--

I just hope you know how special you are to me.

You're like my sister.

I love that.

Like, I-I want to be, like, your sister.

Like, I'd seriously do, like,

anything you ever need, like, from here on out.

Like, I just--I just wanna be right by your side.

Well, I would love that.

Dory, there's something I wanna tell you.

I feel like I really need to come clean about it,

but I also feel really scared to tell you.

Portia, you can tell me anything.

I've been...

intimate with Drew for, like, a little while now.

Oh.

I think that's great.

- Really? - Yeah.

- Seriously, you're not mad? - No.

I don't believe in this culture of--of scarcity

and where people need to possess other people, you know?

Love should be free.

How is it? Is the sex good?

I mean, it just feels nice

to be loved or something.

Well, I am so happy for you.

Thank you.

All right, Dory Sief. I took your advice,

and I opened my heart to your words.

And I think that you're onto something.

I'd like to invite you to my office

at Tunnel Industries.

We have healing to do, Dory.

♪ And make you feel so warm inside ♪

♪ She's the kind that could kiss you ♪

♪ And make you feel so satisfied ♪

♪ She's the kind that could make you cry ♪

♪ And tear yourself apart ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ And if you let her catch your eye ♪

♪ You'll wind up crying about a broken heart ♪

♪ She's the kind who will love you ♪

♪ Then run for another guy ♪