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Good morning.
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I'm glad you slept in because breakfast
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took me forever.
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I made us King Arthur blintzes.
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Wow.
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I'll set the table.
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Mm-hmm.
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♪ Oh, but dear ♪
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♪ The sky is low watch ♪
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♪ Fluent seamen ♪
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♪ Rig their rudders
so they'll... ♪
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I had a really amazing dream
last night.
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Yeah. Mm-hmm.
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I was...
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a monarch butterfly.
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And I knew that...
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I only had three days to live.
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So I had to fly
around the world
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and see all of the things
I hadn't seen yet.
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Budapest.
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Machu Picchu.
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Those snow baboons.
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From Japan?
- Yeah.
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And then...
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I had an epiphany.
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I can't go that far
in three days.
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And that's fine.
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Because I'm here.
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And I'll see what I see.
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Wow.
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All of that...
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in one dream.
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Mm.
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You're lucky.
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I have the same nightmare
every night.
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That my face is on the cover
of newspapers everywhere...
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and the headline just says,
"Pathetic,"
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and the newspaper's called
"The Pathetic Times,"
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and everybody's reading it
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and laughing at me
and pointing at me.
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It's truly awful.
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Oh, Chip.
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That sounds so stressful.
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You're not pathetic.
- I know that!
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I don't think that.
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I think I'm very impressive.
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I guess my dreams hate me
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for some reason.
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Hmm.
- Hmm.
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I know this sounds strange,
but I just feel like...
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a completely different person.
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All I know is that...
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I just don't want
to look like...
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Her.
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I think I can help you
with that.
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Okay, so...
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We Googled
"Who's the boy on the
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Lil Sticky's wrapper?"
- Mm-hmm.
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We pasted all
of the missing person signs
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all over the city.
- Mm-hmm.
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Maybe we just tweet
at Lil Sticky's
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and see what happens.
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And say what?
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"@LilStickysBun,
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"we suspect that the person
on your wrapper
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kidnapped our best friend?"
Yeah, right.
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- Honestly, yeah.
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Mm-hmm.
That's true.
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Okay, great. Um...
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yeah, so I think that the post
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should come from the account
that has the most followers
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so that they'll reply.
- Right.
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So, um, Elliott,
that's probably you.
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Thank you.
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- Drew, that's so mean!
- It's true, honey.
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I'm just trying to be honest.
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"@LilStickysBun...
with all due respect..."
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That's good.
That sounds smart.
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Yeah.
"We suspect...
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"that the boy
on your packaging...
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kidnapped our friend..."
- Mm-hmm.
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"Please advise."
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- Send.
- Good, perfect.
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It's perfect.
Clean, clear.
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What a collection.
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Yeah.
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They're all my aunt Lilah's.
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She went bald from stress
when I was a baby,
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so she just bought
a ton of wigs
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and really just had fun
with it.
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Mm...
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Chip...
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this looks crazy!
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Uh, yeah.
I guess you're right.
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Okay.
Um...
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what about...
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Oh!
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What about this one?
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This could be you.
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Yeah?
Okay.
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I like it.
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Well, it's really working.
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Really working.
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Blonde Dory.
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Should I change
my name, too?
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If you want.
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Okay.
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What about...
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Stephanie?
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You don't like it.
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Well, Stephanie...
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Should we celebrate somehow?
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I'm thinking...
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We go out
into the world together.
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My Aunt Lilah
has some fabulous outfits
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I could put you in.
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And no one would
even recognize who you are.
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Or who you were.
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Ooh, boo-boos.
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I have an idea.
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We could all apply for jobs
at Lil Sticky's.
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- Hmm, that's true,
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but I think
that's maybe a longer plan
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than we wanna take on.
- Ooh, um... yeah.
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I just, uh--
wait one second.
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Hi!
Um... how are you?
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I'm coming to Chicago!
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- Wait, wha--what?
- To see you!
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I booked my flight
and everything.
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I leave tonight!
And it's a red-eye,
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which I've always
wanted to take.
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It sounds so elite!
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No, no, no, um...
are you--
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actually
you're gonna have to, um...
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cancel that flight,
'cause...
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I'm not in Chicago.
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What?
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Well, where are you?
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Um, I'm in, um, uh...
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I'm in New York.
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What? Why?
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Since when?
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Um, just, uh... yeah.
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Just this morning
'cause I, um...
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yeah, do you know
that the high--
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the speech that I gave
at the high school.
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I was--it became, like...
so beloved
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that they want me to do it
in New York.
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What?
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Yeah, it's, uh... yeah.
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'Cause it's like the--
my high school, apparently,
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is, like, a part of a bigger
conglomerate of high schools.
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And, yeah, so now I'm, like,
kind of on this, um...
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speech tour, and...
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Life is so crazy.
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Well, do you think
you'll be back
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for the Snowflake Gala?
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- Drew, come in here!
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I-I hope so.
I don't know.
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I gotta--I gotta go.
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The high school
is yelling at me.
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Okay!
I love y--
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What'd they say?
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Okay, so the tweet says,
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"Kidnapping is a big mood.
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Check your DMs."
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And then the DM says,
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"We kindly ask that you please
delete your tweet.
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"Please meet us
at our flagship location
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"in New Jersey today
at 1:15 p.m.
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We will send a ca--"
They're gonna send a car.
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Hi.
Okay.
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Whew...
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Oh, shoot.
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- What?
- Oh, one of...
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Paula Jo's lovely angels
fell into the driveway.
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- Oh.
- Um...
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I'm gonna go move it.
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I'll be right back.
Okay?
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You just stay right there.
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Just a sec.
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Ah!
Okay.
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All aboard
who's coming aboard!
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- Me.
- Ah!
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Oh, my gosh.
I'm so excited!
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I'm so glad
you suggested ice cream!
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What's it called again?
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- Caramel balsamic swirl.
- Swirl.
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Caramel-la-la-la.
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- There's so many Ls in it.
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Oh, I love it.
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Why, hello!
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You must be
the Elliott Goss party,
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am I right?
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That's right!
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We are just so sorry
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to hear about your friend
who was kidnapped.
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It just sounds awful.
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I'm Richard Wreck,
CEO and chairman
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of Wreck Foods,
multinational conglomerate,
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parent company of Lil Sticky's.
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And this is my wife.
This is Gertrude.
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You are all so put together
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for people living
in such a nightmare!
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You must be in hell!
Worried sick!
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Thank you so much
for saying that.
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Honestly, it has been hell.
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That's a perfect word
to describe
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what we're going through.
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Well, we just
want you to know
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that we take this
very seriously.
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So what we thought is,
we'd offer you
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a personal tour
of the facilities
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and, you know, get to know you
a little better.
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Do you do that to everyone
who tweets at you?
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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You, sir, are Elliott Goss.
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You're a celebrity,
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and you are going to get
the star treatment.
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Okay, thank you.
I weirdly needed that.
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It's become hard for me
to operate otherwise,
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so, yeah, we'll take the tour.
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Shall we?
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Oh, we...
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Come on!
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And away we go!
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Okay!
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I'm with this person.
We're best friends.
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Just two people...
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walking together...
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as friends...
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Intimacy...
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- Hmm.
- Oh, my God.
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People are so jealous of us.
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I mean, you have to understand,
people are very lonely.
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You know,
they hardly have anyone.
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And I--
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What?
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It's closed?
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It's closed?
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"After 67 years of servicing
this wonderful town,
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we've decided to stop."
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No!
No!
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It can't be closed!
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That was the plan!
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I wanted
caramel balsamic swirl!
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And now I can't
because it's closed forever.
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That's what I want!
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I-I want it now!
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Hey, Chip, Chip, Chip!
It's okay!
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Lilah!
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Lilah...
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It's okay.
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It's just ice cream.
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Mm?
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Come on.
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I bet there's another
ice cream shop nearby,
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and they have all
different kinds of flavors,
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and then you get
to try something
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that you've never had before!
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Life is good.
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Seriously.
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Don't forget that.
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But then it turned out to be
a completely different twink,
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and, apparently, the twink who
we believe to be on your logo
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stole the identity of the twink
who lives on the houseboat.
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What, exactly, is a twink?
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Oh, a twink is a young man
with a slim build
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and supple, boyish qualities,
270
00:14:09,822 --> 00:14:12,959
but, at a certain age,
a twink becomes a twunk.
271
00:14:12,959 --> 00:14:14,627
Oh!
272
00:14:14,627 --> 00:14:16,663
And just, like,
we're at such a loss
273
00:14:16,663 --> 00:14:18,530
for what to do next,
and we're really worried
274
00:14:18,530 --> 00:14:19,866
about our friend,
you know what I mean?
275
00:14:19,866 --> 00:14:21,367
- As you should be.
- Yeah.
276
00:14:21,367 --> 00:14:23,435
I mean, you've been
through so much.
277
00:14:23,435 --> 00:14:25,605
Especially you, Portia.
278
00:14:25,605 --> 00:14:27,473
That incident with the rats?
279
00:14:27,473 --> 00:14:29,275
How horrifying!
280
00:14:29,275 --> 00:14:31,410
And sticky!
281
00:14:31,410 --> 00:14:33,145
You say
your friend's name is...
282
00:14:33,145 --> 00:14:34,747
Dory Sief?
283
00:14:34,747 --> 00:14:36,315
- Mm-hmm.
- Yes, that is it.
284
00:14:36,315 --> 00:14:37,884
Hmm...
Well, I'm only asking
285
00:14:37,884 --> 00:14:40,152
'cause I want to make sure
that we understand
286
00:14:40,152 --> 00:14:41,988
exactly how to help you.
287
00:14:41,988 --> 00:14:44,757
I think we just want to know
who that guy is, you know?
288
00:14:44,757 --> 00:14:46,258
Do you have any information
on him?
289
00:14:46,258 --> 00:14:48,427
'Cause we just really believe
that the resemblance...
290
00:14:48,427 --> 00:14:50,362
- Yeah.
- Is kind of undeniable, so.
291
00:14:50,362 --> 00:14:51,898
Well, strangely...
292
00:14:51,898 --> 00:14:54,834
I think that I can
answer that question...
293
00:14:54,834 --> 00:14:56,969
right here and now.
- Wow!
294
00:14:56,969 --> 00:15:00,172
We intimately know
the subject of our wrappers.
295
00:15:00,172 --> 00:15:02,108
His name is Mickey Skunkman,
296
00:15:02,108 --> 00:15:05,277
and he's something
of a celebrity around here.
297
00:15:05,277 --> 00:15:06,846
both:
Mickey!
298
00:15:06,846 --> 00:15:08,447
Tada!
299
00:15:08,447 --> 00:15:11,517
- Yeah, here he is.
300
00:15:11,517 --> 00:15:12,719
I'm sorry.
What's happening?
301
00:15:12,719 --> 00:15:14,821
So these are my young fans.
302
00:15:14,821 --> 00:15:16,488
- Yep.
- Yes, they are, Mickey.
303
00:15:16,488 --> 00:15:17,957
And they're very excited
304
00:15:17,957 --> 00:15:19,391
to meet you!
305
00:15:19,391 --> 00:15:23,630
In 1996,
we decided to put a face to...
306
00:15:23,630 --> 00:15:26,298
Lil Sticky's, and we sourced
307
00:15:26,298 --> 00:15:29,135
a-a very famous
and iconic photo...
308
00:15:29,135 --> 00:15:30,803
Uh... you might recognize it
309
00:15:30,803 --> 00:15:32,338
if you knew anything
about history.
310
00:15:32,338 --> 00:15:35,608
Of a young boy
with glittering eyes,
311
00:15:35,608 --> 00:15:38,177
just smiling
at the Hindenburg blimp
312
00:15:38,177 --> 00:15:39,646
when it burst into flames.
313
00:15:39,646 --> 00:15:42,548
That photograph made me
a celebrity overnight.
314
00:15:42,548 --> 00:15:44,917
Oh!
And lucky for me...
315
00:15:44,917 --> 00:15:47,920
I had the voice of an angel!
316
00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:51,958
I sang this song
to Doris Monkey...
317
00:15:51,958 --> 00:15:55,862
on the Lenny/Danny Radio Hour.
318
00:15:55,862 --> 00:15:57,797
Oh, my gosh.
I love Doris Monkey.
319
00:15:58,631 --> 00:16:01,033
♪ I'm in love ♪
320
00:16:01,033 --> 00:16:03,903
♪ With a lady of the night ♪
321
00:16:03,903 --> 00:16:06,472
♪ She might be testy ♪
322
00:16:06,472 --> 00:16:08,540
♪ She might be lazy ♪
323
00:16:08,540 --> 00:16:09,976
♪ But at night ♪
324
00:16:09,976 --> 00:16:13,345
♪ She gets so crazy! ♪
325
00:16:13,345 --> 00:16:15,081
♪ My wife wants to know ♪
326
00:16:15,081 --> 00:16:17,617
♪ Where's the money
for the rent? ♪
327
00:16:17,617 --> 00:16:20,152
- ♪ But I play dumb ♪
328
00:16:20,152 --> 00:16:24,891
♪ Because I know where
all that good money went ♪
329
00:16:24,891 --> 00:16:29,361
It went to the lady
of the night.
330
00:16:29,361 --> 00:16:30,963
Yay!
So good!
331
00:16:30,963 --> 00:16:33,766
♪ It's that old lady ♪
332
00:16:33,766 --> 00:16:36,836
♪ Of the night ♪
333
00:16:36,836 --> 00:16:38,237
- Oh!
- That's great!
334
00:16:38,237 --> 00:16:40,439
But could I have my hand back?
335
00:16:40,439 --> 00:16:41,774
- You tell 'em.
- So I'm sorry.
336
00:16:41,774 --> 00:16:43,876
So what you're saying
is that this man
337
00:16:43,876 --> 00:16:45,678
is the little boy
on the wrapper.
338
00:16:45,678 --> 00:16:47,346
And I have the paperwork
to prove it.
339
00:16:47,346 --> 00:16:50,349
Tell him.
Tell him what you think he did.
340
00:16:50,349 --> 00:16:52,518
Oh, no, no, no.
We don't--
341
00:16:52,518 --> 00:16:53,853
No, we don't think
that he did--
342
00:16:53,853 --> 00:16:55,221
Well, he is the boy
in the logo.
343
00:16:55,221 --> 00:16:57,690
And--and you think the boy
in the logo
344
00:16:57,690 --> 00:17:00,660
is a fiend, so tell him.
Go ahead.
345
00:17:00,660 --> 00:17:02,729
What did I do,
ravishing lady?
346
00:17:02,729 --> 00:17:04,596
Well, you know, we...
347
00:17:04,596 --> 00:17:06,165
thought that the...
348
00:17:06,165 --> 00:17:08,935
man on the wrapper was the man
that chloroformed me
349
00:17:08,935 --> 00:17:11,070
and covered me in honey,
and then tried to get rats
350
00:17:11,070 --> 00:17:12,338
to eat my body.
351
00:17:12,338 --> 00:17:15,041
And we also think
that he kidnapped our friend,
352
00:17:15,041 --> 00:17:16,142
but, you know...
353
00:17:16,142 --> 00:17:18,077
- Do you think I hurt you?
- D--no.
354
00:17:18,077 --> 00:17:20,680
Do you think
I did this terrible thing?
355
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,114
No, no, see, that's what
I'm trying to say.
356
00:17:22,114 --> 00:17:23,650
Mickey, we actually
know you didn't.
357
00:17:23,650 --> 00:17:25,852
- I can't even walk.
- I know.
358
00:17:25,852 --> 00:17:27,386
- How can I...
- Yeah.
359
00:17:27,386 --> 00:17:30,589
Collect and transport
a whole army of rats?
360
00:17:30,589 --> 00:17:31,958
You're really hurting
my hand.
361
00:17:31,958 --> 00:17:33,359
Mickey, Mickey, Mickey.
They're just...
362
00:17:33,359 --> 00:17:34,894
- Thank you.
- Some crazy, mixed-up kids.
363
00:17:34,894 --> 00:17:36,863
You know what, actually,
we should go
364
00:17:36,863 --> 00:17:38,665
'cause we're going
to Chelsea Piers
365
00:17:38,665 --> 00:17:40,232
for this, like, tournament.
- Yeah.
366
00:17:40,232 --> 00:17:42,268
- The tennis.
- Queer tennis tournament.
367
00:17:42,268 --> 00:17:44,203
- So let's go.
- Oh, wait, wait a minute.
368
00:17:44,203 --> 00:17:45,805
Hold on, hold on.
- It's a beautiful song.
369
00:17:45,805 --> 00:17:47,073
Why don't we
just take a picture here
370
00:17:47,073 --> 00:17:48,641
with Mickey
while we still have him?
371
00:17:48,641 --> 00:17:50,943
I'll take it.
I have the new phone.
372
00:17:50,943 --> 00:17:52,712
- Okay.
- Get behind him.
373
00:17:52,712 --> 00:17:54,647
One, two, three.
Go on, darling.
374
00:17:54,647 --> 00:17:55,815
You look so pretty.
- Snuggle in.
375
00:17:55,815 --> 00:17:57,316
- My friend.
- Squeeze in.
376
00:17:57,316 --> 00:17:59,085
Okay, everybody!
377
00:17:59,085 --> 00:18:01,120
Say...
378
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:02,088
"Sticky's"!
379
00:18:02,088 --> 00:18:04,757
all: Sticky's!
380
00:18:04,757 --> 00:18:07,393
Say "Sticky's"!
381
00:18:07,393 --> 00:18:08,995
all:
Sticky's!
382
00:18:08,995 --> 00:18:11,330
A-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup.
Elliott.
383
00:18:11,330 --> 00:18:12,799
Sticky's!
384
00:18:12,799 --> 00:18:14,466
both: Sticky's!
385
00:18:14,466 --> 00:18:17,169
Uh, my thumbs are in
each one of the pictures.
386
00:18:17,169 --> 00:18:18,537
Here, one more.
387
00:18:18,537 --> 00:18:20,139
Say...
388
00:18:20,139 --> 00:18:21,874
Sticky's!
389
00:18:21,874 --> 00:18:25,044
all: Sticky's!
390
00:18:25,044 --> 00:18:27,914
So, listen, if you guys want
to go for a night on the town,
391
00:18:27,914 --> 00:18:30,516
you just keep this driver
for as long as you want.
392
00:18:30,516 --> 00:18:33,620
Okay, wow, so generous.
Thank you.
393
00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:35,955
Wonderful to have
met all of you.
394
00:18:35,955 --> 00:18:37,589
Yeah, you too!
Okay, bye!
395
00:18:37,589 --> 00:18:39,058
- Bye!
- Be well, I love you.
396
00:18:39,058 --> 00:18:40,859
- Love you!
- I don't know why I said that.
397
00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:49,969
- They know something.
- No, they don't.
398
00:18:49,969 --> 00:18:51,938
They don't know
what they don't know.
399
00:18:51,938 --> 00:18:54,273
I'm very tired.
I need some rest.
400
00:18:54,273 --> 00:18:56,542
All right.
You did great, Uncle Pete.
401
00:18:56,542 --> 00:18:58,877
Anything for the family.
402
00:19:00,613 --> 00:19:01,714
Oh, Richard.
403
00:19:01,714 --> 00:19:04,383
I feel very anxious.
- Hmm.
404
00:19:04,383 --> 00:19:07,519
And I'm tired of lying
to poor people.
405
00:19:07,519 --> 00:19:10,522
You promised me
I'd never have to do that.
406
00:19:10,522 --> 00:19:12,491
Now I feel like
that's all I do.
407
00:19:12,491 --> 00:19:14,060
All right,
I know it feels dire,
408
00:19:14,060 --> 00:19:15,594
but whatever our son did,
409
00:19:15,594 --> 00:19:16,863
I'm sure it's nothing
to worry about.
410
00:19:16,863 --> 00:19:19,365
I worry.
411
00:19:19,365 --> 00:19:22,135
He's a very delicate boy.
412
00:19:27,740 --> 00:19:29,642
Do you like yours?
413
00:19:29,642 --> 00:19:32,211
No, I don't like it.
414
00:19:32,211 --> 00:19:33,479
Pecan praline.
415
00:19:33,479 --> 00:19:35,815
A stupid flavor!
416
00:19:35,815 --> 00:19:37,917
Surprise, surprise.
417
00:19:37,917 --> 00:19:40,753
Well, you should've
gotten mint chip.
418
00:19:40,753 --> 00:19:43,789
It's pitch perfect.
419
00:19:47,460 --> 00:19:49,561
I'm gonna throw this up.
420
00:19:49,561 --> 00:19:52,498
I'm so mad today!
421
00:20:20,159 --> 00:20:22,729
- Dory?
422
00:20:22,729 --> 00:20:24,263
Dory?
423
00:20:25,898 --> 00:20:28,635
Hi!
Oh, my God!
424
00:20:28,635 --> 00:20:31,871
You look incredible!
I almost didn't recognize you.
425
00:20:31,871 --> 00:20:33,339
This hair!
426
00:20:33,339 --> 00:20:35,875
You are finally dressing
for your figure.
427
00:20:37,109 --> 00:20:39,345
What are you doing in Babyfoot?
428
00:20:39,345 --> 00:20:40,813
This is positively wild.
429
00:20:40,813 --> 00:20:43,049
You know,
I come here every year
430
00:20:43,049 --> 00:20:45,017
to buy my Christmas tree,
431
00:20:45,017 --> 00:20:46,552
because it is the only town
432
00:20:46,552 --> 00:20:49,288
that will bypass federal laws
and let you cut them down
433
00:20:49,288 --> 00:20:51,057
from the protected forest nearby.
434
00:20:51,057 --> 00:20:52,591
So they're gorgeous.
435
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,995
How are you?
436
00:20:57,163 --> 00:20:58,130
Aw...
437
00:20:58,130 --> 00:20:59,565
your cone.
438
00:20:59,565 --> 00:21:01,367
Mm.
439
00:21:01,367 --> 00:21:02,969
I'm with you, though.
440
00:21:02,969 --> 00:21:05,972
Everything in my life
is upside-down lately,
441
00:21:05,972 --> 00:21:07,707
because of my Saturn return.
442
00:21:07,707 --> 00:21:08,941
I'm trying to ride it out, but...
443
00:21:08,941 --> 00:21:11,410
It's gonna be the death of me.
444
00:21:15,348 --> 00:21:17,684
All righty.
445
00:21:17,684 --> 00:21:21,153
Well...
446
00:21:21,153 --> 00:21:23,889
I guess I'm gonna go.
447
00:21:24,823 --> 00:21:28,227
It's really good
to see you, Dory.
448
00:21:29,195 --> 00:21:32,565
Well...
449
00:21:35,068 --> 00:21:37,269
Okay, look,
I know what this is about.
450
00:21:37,269 --> 00:21:39,405
You're mad at me
because I left your friend
451
00:21:39,405 --> 00:21:41,007
at the altar,
but you have to understand
452
00:21:41,007 --> 00:21:44,744
that I will always
have love for Elliott.
453
00:21:44,744 --> 00:21:46,278
Can we take a picture?
454
00:21:46,278 --> 00:21:47,780
It's just so funny
455
00:21:47,780 --> 00:21:50,182
that we ran into each other,
you know?
456
00:21:50,182 --> 00:21:51,884
It's not
to make Elliott jealous.
457
00:21:51,884 --> 00:21:53,385
It's just to...
458
00:21:53,385 --> 00:21:56,022
celebrate the weird coincidence
or whatever.
459
00:21:56,022 --> 00:21:58,290
Mm...
460
00:21:58,290 --> 00:22:00,426
Uh, I'm gonna caption it
461
00:22:00,426 --> 00:22:02,261
"Mark and Dory forever."
462
00:22:02,261 --> 00:22:03,062
See?
463
00:22:05,464 --> 00:22:07,366
Dory is dead.
464
00:22:10,603 --> 00:22:12,104
Crazy.
465
00:22:17,276 --> 00:22:20,246
Okay.
466
00:22:20,246 --> 00:22:22,648
Rude.
467
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:29,021
Stephanie!
468
00:22:32,191 --> 00:22:34,827
Ah!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
469
00:22:34,827 --> 00:22:36,062
Are you okay?
470
00:22:36,062 --> 00:22:37,630
Take me home.
471
00:22:37,630 --> 00:22:39,498
Take me home.
- Okay.
472
00:22:42,802 --> 00:22:44,170
Hello, Mr. Wreck.
473
00:22:44,170 --> 00:22:45,605
How are we today?
- Question for you.
474
00:22:45,605 --> 00:22:47,506
Uh, you haven't seen my son,
Charles--
475
00:22:47,506 --> 00:22:50,042
er--Chip Wreck lately,
have you?
476
00:22:50,042 --> 00:22:51,644
Not lately, Mr. Wreck.
477
00:22:51,644 --> 00:22:54,546
Though he did stay
in your suite, um...
478
00:22:54,546 --> 00:22:56,949
for a couple of weeks,
just a few months ago.
479
00:22:56,949 --> 00:22:58,284
Ah.
A few months ago.
480
00:22:58,284 --> 00:23:00,019
Um, did he happen to...
481
00:23:00,019 --> 00:23:02,454
say where he would be
heading after?
482
00:23:02,454 --> 00:23:05,324
He left a doll of you
and your wife behind,
483
00:23:05,324 --> 00:23:07,960
and asked me to mail it
to your sister's house
484
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:11,263
in Babyfoot, Massachusetts.
485
00:23:11,263 --> 00:23:13,800
Ah.
Well.
486
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:15,635
That's very helpful.
487
00:23:15,635 --> 00:23:19,005
Uh... thank you, Allen.
488
00:23:22,274 --> 00:23:23,575
Um...
489
00:23:23,575 --> 00:23:26,979
Well, he's in Babyfoot.
490
00:23:26,979 --> 00:23:28,480
At Lilah's.
491
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,750
Oh.
492
00:23:30,750 --> 00:23:33,219
- What?
- Nothing.
493
00:23:33,219 --> 00:23:35,855
- You're upset.
- Why would I be upset?
494
00:23:35,855 --> 00:23:38,357
- She's just my sister.
- Is she?
495
00:23:38,357 --> 00:23:40,259
Is she, Richard?
496
00:23:40,259 --> 00:23:42,028
Is she just your sister?
497
00:23:42,028 --> 00:23:43,329
Don't do that.
498
00:23:45,832 --> 00:23:48,000
Okay, it's official.
499
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,669
They are fully lying to us.
500
00:23:49,669 --> 00:23:52,739
I swear to God, there is
not a single article on here
501
00:23:52,739 --> 00:23:54,941
about "Mickey Skunkman,"
and I don't think there was
502
00:23:54,941 --> 00:23:56,408
ever any such thing as...
503
00:23:56,408 --> 00:23:59,712
as the "Lenny/Danny Radio Hour"
or Doris Monkey.
504
00:23:59,712 --> 00:24:03,015
I mean, none of these things
ever existed.
505
00:24:03,015 --> 00:24:04,483
I feel really stupid
saying this,
506
00:24:04,483 --> 00:24:06,385
but I just feel
like something...
507
00:24:06,385 --> 00:24:08,354
very sticky is going on here.
508
00:24:08,354 --> 00:24:10,356
So they just made
all that up?
509
00:24:10,356 --> 00:24:12,091
That seems like something
that you would do.
510
00:24:12,091 --> 00:24:13,259
You should've
seen through that.
511
00:24:13,259 --> 00:24:14,927
Oh, come on, Dr--I--
512
00:24:14,927 --> 00:24:16,495
Yeah, you're right.
I would do that.
513
00:24:16,495 --> 00:24:18,330
Wait, Portia.
- Yeah.
514
00:24:18,330 --> 00:24:21,634
You said you knew
who Doris Monkey was.
515
00:24:22,735 --> 00:24:24,036
Yeah, um...
516
00:24:24,036 --> 00:24:26,572
Doris Monkey is a--
517
00:24:26,572 --> 00:24:29,642
she was from that--
she was incredible in that.
518
00:24:29,642 --> 00:24:32,578
What was it, the--with the...
little animals and...
519
00:24:32,578 --> 00:24:34,546
all the people
running around and...
520
00:24:34,546 --> 00:24:36,448
And I've loved her
since I was so little,
521
00:24:36,448 --> 00:24:38,050
and my parents
were always like,
522
00:24:38,050 --> 00:24:39,551
"Portia, stop being
so obsessed with Doris,"
523
00:24:39,551 --> 00:24:40,887
and then I was trying
to be her for Halloween
524
00:24:40,887 --> 00:24:42,288
one year, and she would--
525
00:24:42,288 --> 00:24:43,455
in the interviews,
she'd go "Zabba-doo,"
526
00:24:43,455 --> 00:24:44,924
and so she was an idol of mine,
527
00:24:44,924 --> 00:24:46,492
and actually, a lot of my work
528
00:24:46,492 --> 00:24:48,127
has been sort of influenced--
- Sweetie, sweetie,
529
00:24:48,127 --> 00:24:49,628
sweetie, sweetie, sweetie,
she's not real.
530
00:24:50,729 --> 00:24:52,231
What I'm saying.
531
00:24:52,231 --> 00:24:53,633
All right, fine.
532
00:24:53,633 --> 00:24:55,902
I just don't know
what happened today.
533
00:24:55,902 --> 00:24:58,070
I feel like we're not even
looking for Dory anymore,
534
00:24:58,070 --> 00:25:00,840
and now we're just on this path
to, like, outing a company
535
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,541
'cause they acted psychotic
towards us.
536
00:25:02,541 --> 00:25:04,243
- Look, look, look.
537
00:25:04,243 --> 00:25:07,046
All I know is that the twink
is still out there, okay?
538
00:25:07,046 --> 00:25:09,115
And he is the face
of Lil Sticky's!
539
00:25:09,115 --> 00:25:10,316
- I know.
- And Richard
540
00:25:10,316 --> 00:25:12,351
and Gertrude Wreck
lied to us today.
541
00:25:15,054 --> 00:25:17,189
Oh!
542
00:25:17,189 --> 00:25:18,925
What?
What?
543
00:25:18,925 --> 00:25:20,192
Oh, my God!
544
00:25:22,995 --> 00:25:26,465
Elliott...
545
00:25:26,465 --> 00:25:27,767
Mark and Dory are together.
546
00:25:27,767 --> 00:25:28,868
- What?
547
00:25:28,868 --> 00:25:29,969
And they both look terrible.
548
00:25:29,969 --> 00:25:31,838
- Oh, God.
- Oh.
549
00:25:31,838 --> 00:25:33,472
Why does she look like that?
550
00:25:33,472 --> 00:25:35,942
Oh, my God.
We did it.
551
00:25:35,942 --> 00:25:38,377
We actually did it.
552
00:25:38,377 --> 00:25:40,312
We put our minds
to something...
553
00:25:40,312 --> 00:25:42,114
and we were really smart
about it.
554
00:25:42,114 --> 00:25:44,116
We followed our intuition
and we did it.
555
00:25:46,986 --> 00:25:50,156
We found Dory.
556
00:25:50,156 --> 00:25:53,860
♪ On my, on my way ♪
557
00:25:57,496 --> 00:26:00,867
♪ On my, on my way ♪
558
00:26:04,536 --> 00:26:08,040
both:
♪ On my, on my way ♪
559
00:26:11,611 --> 00:26:15,114
♪ On my, on my way ♪
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