All language subtitles for Search Party (2016) - S04E03 - Escape to Nowhere (1080p AMZN WEB-DL x265 Ghost)_track3_[eng]

What--what is this?

It's a present.
I made it for you.

Oh.

I know it doesn't
look like much,

but I wanted to surprise you.

A surprise for what?

Well, do you mind telling me
what day it is, Chip?

It's the 10th day
of December.

Oh, shoot.
We missed it.

- We missed what?
- Nothing. Forget it.

No, no, wait.
Dory, please, please tell me.

What did we miss?
Please?

It's silly.
It's just...

our three month
friend-iversary.

I thought it would be nice
to celebrate the day

that I arrived here by doing
something special like--

like a dinner together
or something.

But... we missed it, so...

It's okay, we can just
celebrate it next year.

Fuck!
Idiot!

Oh, well.

We can just do it now.

- Yeah?
- Yeah!

- Okay--
- Wait, don't eat this.

I'm gonna make
something special.

- Okay.
- Oh, my God.

Dory, I'm so happy

that you're finally
acknowledging we're friends.

Me too.

- Ugh!

I'm so lucky.

♪ Oh, but dear,
the sky is low, watch ♪

♪ Fluent sea men
rig their rudders so ♪

both: Amen.

What did you pray for
today, Charlie?

I prayed for my makeup
artist, Missy Winebasket.

I overheard Missy on the phone
with her mommy

that she was at the Midtown
Women's March this weekend.

I pray for you, Missy,

and I pray for
all the women out there

who claim to be "feminists"
when they're really just

man-hating, handout-hungry
witches

who come together to wear
hideous pink hats

and to cast spells on women
like me with differing beliefs

all in the name of a movement

that's been irrelevant
since 1920.

What did you pray for?
- Thank you, Charlie.

That was beautiful,
first of all.

Mm-hmm.

Today, I pray
for a gay restaurant

that I was booed
out of this morning.

Yeah.

Okay, I just wanna say and
get this on the record finally.

I hate gay people.

And I'm allowed to hate myself.

It's actually
in the Constitution.

Do I think gay people
should exist? No.

Do I think I should exist?
Absolutely not, okay?

And I do not have a problem
in being a vocal advocate

in violently dismantling
gay rights, okay?

No more workplace protections.

No more, people.
No more marriage.

I can't believe that
I almost got gay married.

Yeah, me.
True life, okay?

You know what happens
when you get gay married?

People die.

A caterer was hit by a car
at my wedding.

A car that a lesbian
was driving.

So... psh.
So yeah.

My prayer today is that
there is a gay gene

and that scientists
can find it,

isolate it, and kill it.

Thank you.

Great prayer.

This china was a gift
to my Aunt Lylah from JFK.

No silverware?

No, no silverware,
just the beautiful china.

Forgive me for not being
able to trust you

around sharp objects,
but you made your bed.

- Hey, you're sulking.
- Oh.

- Isn't this what you wanted?
- I'm sorry.

This all looks so beautiful.
- Thank you.

And I just wish that
I felt beautiful too.

Oh, you look great.
You look great the way you are.

No, I just--
I wanna look nice, you know?

Like, put on a fancy dress

or, I don't know,
take a shower.

- Well, I can get you a dress.
- Yeah?

Yeah, I think Aunt Lylah
has just the right one.

- Okay, yeah, I mean--
- Yeah.

Yeah, a dress would be--
a dress would be great.

It should fit you
just perfectly.

Oh, the teeth!
That counts, that counts.

No, no, no.
If it's teeth, I get a point.

No!

Boys, I'm sorry.

But can Andrew and I
have a moment?

Ooh, I don't like that tone.

Well, why do I
have to leave?

- I--

Please?

People take advantage of me.
Always have.

Hey, what's going on?

Well, I don't know
how to say this,

but I Googled you.

And after a few dozen
Andrew Gardners come up,

you start to see Drew Gardner,

and I learned that you're
not from South Africa.

You were born in Chicago.

And that...

You need glasses.

And I learned
a few other things.

Um, is this about
my murder trial?

- Okay, okay--

So what it says is true?

- Hey, look, I--
- No, no, no, no, no.

Hey, hey, hey.

I'm so, so sorry I didn't
tell you about it, okay?

It's just I came here to
put that life behind me, okay?

And that's not who I am.

I mean, it is.
Yeah, it is, it's--

I don't want it
to be anymore, okay?

And I like it here because
none of that stuff exists.

I could sit here
and I could just lie to you

about my past, but I don't
wanna do that to you, okay?

So ask me anything and--
and I'll tell you the truth.

Whatever you wanna know,
just ask.

- Okay.
- Okay?

Oh, my God.

Oh, you look so beautiful.

- Really?
- Oh.

Do you feel better?
- Mm-hmm.

Well, dinner is served.

Oh, okay.

Oh, wow.

It looks so good.

Happy friend-iversary.

Happy friend-iversary.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

No, no, no, come on!
It's a food fight.

Every friendship
has a food fight.

Didn't you know that?

Wait, really?

Oh, my God!

Oh, come on.
You can do better than that.

Okay, okay, okay, okay,
you win, you win!

Yeah!

Oh, no.

Chip, you got too carried away.

But--but... food fight.

I mean, I gonna have to get
cleaned up.

I can't eat like this.

I really wish you had
controlled yourself, Chip.

Oh.

What are we gonna do now?

You know,
I actually invented

a very powerful stain remover
six years ago.

I didn't even mean to.
I was just messing around

with some chemicals to remind
myself of my time at MIT.

That's amazing, Chip.

Well, that's not
the amazing part.

The amazing part
is a laboratory

got their hands on it,
and they discovered

that it is as close
to a cure for lupus

that we presently have.

Can you believe that?

I didn't mean to invent

a stain remover
or a cure for lupus,

let alone a stain remover that
would become a cure for lupus.

So you see what I mean
about having

too many options in my life?

I mean, if I succeed
at everything,

how am I supposed to choose?

- Chip?
- Yeah?

Would--would you
sing me something?

Of course. Um...

Okay--two, three, four.

♪ The chills that you spill
up my back keep me filled ♪

♪ With satisfaction
when we're done ♪

♪ Satisfaction
of what's to come ♪

♪ No, I wouldn't ask
for another ♪

Pe-pe-pe-pe-pe-pew!

No!

♪ No, I couldn't ask
for another ♪

♪ Your groove
I do deeply dig ♪

♪ No walls, only the bridge ♪

♪ My supper dish,
my succotash wish ♪

No, I couldn't ask
for another ♪

Pew!

No, I couldn't ask
for another ♪

- What are you doing?

Stop it!
What--

Dory!
What are you doing?

Unlock the door, Dory!

Dory, Dory, Dory, Dory!

Fuck!

Hey, what are you
doing in there?

Oh, my God--

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck!

Motherfuck--

Dory!
Oh, my God!

I am--I'm not bad.
I know--I know you're scared.

If you just like me better,

you'll feel like
a good friend!

Oh!

Hi, Lylah?

It's your neighbor, Paula Jo.

Fuck.

Was that you who just

slammed the door in my face?

We haven't formally met,
but I've been decorating

this house
for Christmas every year.

Shut up!

I saw the car out
in the driveway and I thought,

"Well, that must
be the elusive Lylah!"

Yes, it's me. Um...

Hi, I--I'm--you caught me
at a really bad time, darling.

I-I'm just about
to rush out the door.

I know you're in a hurry,
but I'm here now

and this works for me,
so if we could just do

a real quick walk
around the house

and take a look at where it
might be just fantastic

for you to decorate.

Fuck!

Yeah, great!
Just hold on one minute!

Um...

Oh.

I just have to put the cats
into the other room.

Otherwise, they'll just
rush right out the door,

and we do not wanna
spend the afternoon

chasing cats, now, do we?

No.

So just let me
grab them here.

Come on, Buttercup.

Okay, I'm nearly done
putting away the cats.

Good, because it's
very cold out here,

and these muffins
are really heavy.

Hi--oh, thank you
for the muffins.

I wish I had time to do
all the things you want,

but I-I have to be in town
to go celebrate some shoes.

They won the--they won
the award for best shoes.

So, um, go run along,
and let's do this another time.

Oh, of course.
I understand you're very busy.

But I sent you an email
four years ago,

and I got
an out-of-office reply,

and this house is on
the Christmas Festivity Route,

and I am on the board
of the Holiday Society,

so I've just been taking it
upon myself

to decorate this house
for you every year

because of your glaring absence
in our community.

Great, thank you
for doing that.

But you're home,
which is wonderful!

And now that I have you here,
I have to ask,

are you planning on decorating?

Because I'm happy
to do it again for you.

Ugh, you know what?

If it really means
so much to you,

I would be happy to make
the time in between my 11 jobs

and hundreds and hundreds

and hundreds
of doctor's appointments.

Thank you for thinking
that you should stop by.

Where the fuck...

Okay.
Okay.

All right.

Hello?

Help!

Hello?

Fuck!

- Wow.
- Yeah.

How did you get hired here?

They put me in a program
called Cheer Watch,

and I basically have to
fill out a bunch

of extra weekly reports,
and they pay me

about half as much
as they pay you guys.

Please don't tell
anyone that, okay?

It's so embarrassing.
- I would never.

I believe that everyone, everywhere,

no matter what they've done,

deserves the chance
to be happy.

Thanks.

Since you shared all that,

I wanna share
something with you.

Yes, yes, please, please.

I never tell anyone this.

It's where all my pain
comes from.

But when I was 12,
I was babysitting

for the mayor's niece, and I
decided to leave the house

to go get a popsicle
because they didn't

ever have them at their house.

Yeah.

So I took the baby with me
to the gas station,

and I was paranoid
about being gone too long,

so I wore my roller skates

to get there and back faster, and...

I was skating too fast.

Uh-huh.

And I tripped on a rock,
and the baby went flying,

and it flew perfectly
into a gutter,

like, where the street
meets the curb.

It didn't even hit
the edges of the gutter.

It just flew right into
the hole like a perfect shot,

and I heard it splash.

Oh, no.

I was a pariah.

I was a monster.

I can't deny what I did.
I did what I did.

But I choose to be happy.

Hey.

I'm so sorry that
that happened to you.

It's okay. I'm happy.

I'm in Merry Merry Land.
- Yeah.

How could I
not be happy here?

Okay.

We've both told each other
the worst things.

- Yeah.
- That's it.

No more lying.

Yes, no more lying.

I promise.

Hello?

Is anyone here?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Fuck you.

Hello?

Fuck you!
Fuck you!

Wh--where--are you--

is this a child?

Fuck you!
Fuck you, fuck you!

Wait, I--can I talk to
your mom or your dad, please?

Are there any adults around?

Fuck you!
Bye, stupid.

No, wait, wait!
Wait, hello?

Hello?
Hello?

How much do you love
this look for the brunch scene?

I mean, so indie, so vintage,
so Dory, right?

Yeah, it's cute.
I feel really bad.

I don't wanna, like,
step on your toes, you know?

This is your art,
and like, I, you know,

I just don't feel good in this,

and I kind of feel
like a ghost.

Portia.
Lassie Kazaar, the director.

Oh, my gosh!
Hi!

It's so nice to meet you.
I'm sorry, I'm a hugger.

I'm not.
So let's have a chat.

Can you excuse us?
- Of course.

- Okay.
- Bye.

He's--he's, you know, incredible.

I love all my op--

- Okay.

So how are you feeling?

This is kind of
a big departure for you.

Yeah, I feel great, honestly.

Like, I feel inspired
and excited,

and I feel like I'm born to
play this part in a weird way,

'cause it's, like,
who better to play Dory

than her best friend,
you know what I mean?

Okay, well,
I just wanted to check in

and see if you have any
questions about the character.

I do, actually.

On the page,
she's written, like,

kind of harsh,
do you know what I mean?

And I wanna make sure
that I add softness to her

because Dor wasn't all bad,
you know?

And then I'm also, like--
is it too late to possibly

rewrite the scene where,
you know,

she takes that cigarette
and she puts it out

on that little baby squirrel?

I just feel like
she wouldn't burn an animal.

I understand it might
not have really happened.

- Mm-hmm.
- I know, it doesn't matter.

- Okay.
- When you're telling a story,

you have to step things out
for the audience.

Right, which is--
that just--

that's not truth.

That's fake.
That didn't happen.

Did you see my last movie,
"Einstein in Miami"?

I didn't see it.

Oh.

Oh, okay, I thought you--
you're not kidding.

- No.
- Okay, that's crazy.

Well...

People saw it and loved it.
A lot of people.

But what they also loved
is seeing Einstein be in Miami.

Guess what.
He never stepped foot in Miami.

I mean, I don't even think
he knew what Florida was.

- Right.
- 'Cause back then,

people couldn't
just hop on a plane.

So my point is, here,

that this is gonna
be a real fun movie.

This is gonna be really fun.

But don't you wanna honor us?

Like, we really were
real people.

That's the thing.

You're too close to this.

I knew you would be too close,

and I told people
that you would be too close.

But no one listens to women.

Fucking stuck with this one.

Hello?

Babe, you need
to figure this out.

I'm trying.

No, I get it, but you know,
you made it this far.

Just need to make it
a little bit farther.

- I don't know what else to do.
- Where is everyone?

Where is everyone?
Dory needs help, okay?

This is the
"Dory Needs Help" show,

and the first caller in
gets to help Dory.

Hello?

Okay, what we need
is survival skills.

What if we just follow
the Big Dipper,

and, you know, eventually
we'll hit a bodega!

I don't know!

Oh, no, she's cold as ice.

And this is no joke.

She could freeze to death
in the night.

- That feels nice.
- Oh, Dor.

You look really pretty.

You look really good,

but you gotta start dressing
for the weather, okay?

Dory, look.
Look!

A light.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, hey!

Wait!
Wait, wait, stop!

Thank you.
Thank you.

Oh, look.
A winter angel!

You know, you real lucky
that I came on this road.

I normally don't come here
at night.

I get too scared of the way
the branches look.

- Can I use your phone?
- Phone?

God, ah.

Mobile phones
rot the baby maker.

I wanna make sure
that I can have another child.

You know, a man can
have a child at any age.

Can you drop me off
at the police station then?

I sure can.

I think it's on the way
to my daughter's house.

We're having a white elephant. Yeah.

Yeah, and you don't wanna
be there without a present.

You know,
it's something peculiar,

you look real familiar to me.

Do I?

You ever been a contestant
on "Deal or No Deal"?

No.

I love it.
Eat it with a spoon.

But if it's that's not it...

Sir, sir?

Can you keep your eyes
on the road, please?

I--I knew you were innocent!

I knew you weren't guilty!

I knew it!
- Sir!

- I knew it, I told everyone!
- Sir, please!

Sir, please!
Keep your eyes on the road!

Is that my sweater?

What?

Here he comes!

- Love you!
- Elliott!

Hi!

My fans, my beautiful fans!

Hi. Hi. Mwah.

- Would you sign...
- Oh, sure, of course.

- Hey, big girl.
- Yeah?

Oh, my God.
Excuse you?

You little enemy of Dorothy.

We had three cancellations
this morning.

Well, congratulations.
To them!

Okay, can my fans
arrest these people?

Thank you.
- No, no, no, no.

You need to issue a retraction,

or we're gonna sue you
for libel.

Nobody died at your
stupid wedding!

Oh, please,
you know very well

that a twink died
on your watch, okay?

And that's the only reason
my fiancé left me, by the way.

- No, that twink did not die!
- It is.

He is still alive,
and he didn't even work for us.

He faked everything.
- What?

You will die an old maid!

Oh, eat my ass!

♪ The chills that you
spill up my back ♪

♪ Keep me filled with
satisfaction when we're done ♪

♪ Satisfaction
of what's to come ♪

♪ I couldn't ask for another ♪

♪ No, I couldn't ask
for another ♪

♪ You know that's right ♪

Well, looks like
you need my help.

♪ I look for signs ♪

♪ Get lost in the noise of the
words that don't mean much ♪

♪ I'll be defiant ♪

♪ The one that
could change us ♪

♪ I'll give you
the same love ♪

♪ I darling, darling,
don't know ♪

♪ How fame, faith,
and the fallout ♪

♪ Time's up,
times are getting loud ♪

♪ I darling, darling,
don't know ♪

♪ How fame, faith,
and the fallout ♪

♪ Time's up,
times are getting loud ♪

♪ Every move I make ♪

♪ I make with no mistake ♪

♪ See, I know my heart ♪