All language subtitles for Search Party (2016) - S03E04 - A National Affair (1080p AMZN WEB-DL x265 Ghost)_track3_[eng]

A Brooklyn romance gone wrong

as lovebirds Dory Sief
and Drew Gardner

have been charged with murder
and become tabloid pariahs

in a case that's amassed
international attention

for its unusually
stylish perpetrators

and the mountains of evidence
against them.

The best friend is saying that
she helped them bury the body.

I mean, personally,
I'm a huge fan.

I love, like, a shameless homage
to the '70s,

that sort of Bushwick culture.
I'm all in.

He's a cutie, though.

I see why she likes him.

See, she's like me. She likes
a tall man like an oak tree.

She can climb to the top

and then slide
all the way down.

Could these two
seemingly charming hipsters

be cold-blooded murderers?

You be the judge.

♪ Obedear, the sky is low ♪

♪ Watch fluent seamen
rig their rudders ♪

El, I did everything
you said to do.

I listened to you.
I asked for a lawyer,

and then I get there, and
they were all, like, you know,

asking me questions
willy-nilly.

It's like, what am I supposed
to do, just not answer?

It would've been so quiet
and awkward, El.

You know, I don't really
understand what happened,

- Portia.
- What?

You literally
signed a document

that set you free
and screwed over everyone else.

What is gonna
happen to me now?

That's the good thing.
Nothing's gonna happen to you,

because I asked,
and they said

you're not worth
pressing charges over.

But my reputation,
Portia!

But your reputation
was already bad!

But that was my choice.
This is so much worse, okay?

Now everyone's
really gonna think

I helped my friends
bury a body.

You did bury a body,
Elliott!

That was way
below the belt, Portia.

And now it's your word
against mine in a court of law

when we should be a united front.

But we are a united front.

I'm gonna go be with my family--

people who really love me
and wouldn't betray me

in the way that you have.

But you have every
right to be so mad at Portia,

and I know it's tempting
to share that with the world,

but for now, I think it's best
to keep a low profile.

Yeah, the only thing
is, is, like,

I'm going a little stir-crazy
here, okay?

'Cause there's, like,
a moat of paparazzi,

like, outside of my apartment,
and I swear to God

they are coming in here
at night, Cassidy,

and they're
stealing my shoes.

- They're not doing that.
- Yes, they are.

I've lost like four pairs
of Keds in the last two weeks.

Have you ever lost that many
shoes at that rate?

Reid. Reid.

- Hey.
- Hey, buddy.

Hey, okay, I'm feeling
kind of weird about this.

Can't you just tell me
what you're up to?

Yeah, it's really better
if I don't.

Okay, and maybe
I'm paranoid.

It's just that there's
something in my past

I want to make sure
stays in my past.

Okay, well, if you get caught,
you have to say

you stole all this stuff
from me. Mom and Dad are gonna

kill me if they find out
I helped you with this.

Reid, you're not gonna
get in trouble.

Okay. Driver's license,
debit card,

- and two plane tickets.
- Thank you.

Okay, great.

I really, really
appreciate this.

Okay.
Good to see you.

- Be careful.
- Okay, yeah. You, too.

Portia flipped, I'm gonna
have to testify now,

and all I want to do
is have lunch with my family

and plan my wedding, you know,
without all this noise.

I mean, it's supposed to be
the happiest time of my life,

and, I'm sorry, but I just want
to ignore this entire mess

and do what any country does
in unstable times--

plan a big,
gorgeous wedding.

Oh!

- Ah, Mommy!
- Hi.

How are you?

- Oh, good to see you.
- Ah, you, too.

Oh.

- Daddy!
- Ah, there he is.

- Oh.
- Hey. Oh, my God.

Sit, sit, sit,
sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.

- My goodness.
- Oh.

Look at you two fiancés.

Does anyone else hear that?

Is that wedding
bells ringing?

- No.
- Wallace!

Wedding bells.
Oh, I am so sorry we're so late.

The butlers got
into a jealous fight,

and I had to break them up.

Can you believe that?

Grown men fighting about
who should draw our baths.

Mommy, don't brag
about butlers.

Elliott, don't talk
to your mother that way.

We've earned butlers.

I know. I'm sorry.
I just--

You know, a lot's
going on right now, so...

Ah, I understand
how stressful it's been.

You know, I don't want
to talk about this anymore.

I want to talk about
things I understand--

love. I would like
to make a toast.

- Oh, I love that.
- Oh, Mommy, this is--

When Elliott came out,

I thought, "Well,

there goes football season."

- And the Goss legacy.

I wasn't the best mother
in that moment.

I thought being gay
meant a life of sex addiction

and lubricants and loneliness.

And I'm not too proud
to admit now

that I was wrong.

And I still haven't
quite forgiven myself,

especially because

I just adore you, Marc.

Aww, Audra.

- She's gonna make me cry.
- Oh.

You've taught me
that gay means "happy."

That's right. Yes.

And it does.
Gay means "happy,"

and I see how gay
you make my son.

And it just fills my heart
with so much joy.

And I just-- I want to
thank you for marrying my son.

- To a big, blond family.

To a big, blond family.

Beautiful, Mom.

Oh, hi.

- Hi.
- June.

How'd you know it was me
and not my twin, April?

Have we met?

Uh, y-- uh, yeah.

Yes, yes,
I-I think we have.

Um, uh, I'm sorry.
This is not really a great time.

I was just leaving
to, um-- to go to the gym.

It's kind of an emergency.

Have you seen April?

She's been gone for a while, and...

I have a scary feeling
about it.

No.

No, I can't say that I've
seen her in quite a while.

Tell her, Dory.

Tell her that you killed the
only family member she ever had.

The last thing
she texted me

was that she found the money
for my heart transplant.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my heart's
just too big.

It always has been.

It's a ticking time bomb.

I'm really sorry
to hear that.

Well, if you know
any information,

even if you think
it's not important

but you get a little ping,
call me.

- Here's my number.
- Here's my number.

Okay. Absolutely.

- Well, thank you,
- Well, thank you,

- and have a really wonderful day
- and have a really wonderful day

- and an incredible workout.
- and an incredible workout.

Julian.

Senator Ferguson?

Get in.

I owe you an apology.

Do you remember
those photos I sent you,

the ones of my bare torso

and my, um, inner thighs?

Mm-hmm. Yep, yep.

Listen, you met me at a very
difficult time in my life,

and that was completely
out of character.

And I want
to make things right.

I just need your phone.

I don't have it.
I've lost my phone.

I-I can look for it,
see if it turns up somewhere.

We're friends, Julian,
so I'm asking nicely,

but I have to go
back to Washington,

and my friends there
might not be so gracious.

They might not even ask. They
might just kick your teeth in.

Who knows?
I never said I was psychic.

Anyway, good luck.

Dory, what do you think

about Portia's statement
to the police?

No comment.

Man #2:
You headed to the gym?

Want to tell us
which one?

Sorry, boys.

Man #3: Come on, Dory.
One for your fans.

♪ Carry apart ♪

♪ My wooden heart ♪

♪ Saves unbroken wings ♪

♪ From hell ♪

Hey, there, sir.
How are you?

I'm, uh, just
in the neighborhood,

kind of going
door to door,

talking to people
about renewable coal,

and, um...

Wait. I'm sorry.

Uh, Chris Jason?

Oh, my God.

From Sundown
Middle School?

- Huh?
- Oh, my God.

Uh, it's Drew Gardner.
Do you remember, man?

We hung out for like a month
together back in the day.

It was like--
must've been 18 years ago.

Oh, yeah.
What the the hell, man?
Yeah!

- What the the hell, man?
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Look, so, yeah, what--
I-I-I don't--

I don't want to do
whatever you're selling

or whatever you want me
to do, okay?
Okay, yeah, no, just--

Whoa, I'm sorry.
Kind of burst in there.

Uh, yeah. Man, now I'm
just thinking, like,

we should catch up.
M-Maybe I come in. Yeah.

Uh, don't you have to, like,
keep doing your job?

Come on, man.
You know jobs are wack.

- Let me in. Come on.
- All-- All right, yeah.

- Yeah, cool. Awesome.
- Okay. Yeah, yeah.

Man, this is so cool
to be in here.
All right, cool.

Was it a surprise to learn

that your friends
were accused of murder?

I mean, it was an absolute shock
to my system,

like, swirled up in a larger
shock of life changes.

Like, not only was I
balancing the news

that my, uh, best friends
were being accused of murder.

I was realizing that I needed
to become a CEO overnight,

and I also took a quiz online

that made me realize
I'm probably bipolar.

So, to answer your question,
yes, I'm in pain.

So, what do we think
about Chantal?

And be perfectly honest,

because your input
will determine

whether or not she's a witness
in this high-profile trial.

I'm sorry.
Does she have a disease?

I don't want to use insensitive
language if she has a disease.

I hate her.
She's all shadow side. No light.

My first thought
when she began speaking

was, like, of-- of, like,
sticky jelly on my fingers.

- Oof.
- I wish her the worst,

and I hope
it comes true ASAP.

- She's definitely guilty.
- Guilty and diseased.

Okay, guys,
but she's a witness.

- So, get another witness.
- Yeah, it's obvious.

Okay, I can't get another--
I'm sorry.

Um, I probably shouldn't
be telling you this,

but there's only like
a handful of alibis, okay?

There's Chantal,
there's Elliott Goss,

and then there's
that hot French guy

who died climbing the CN Tower
in Toronto.

So we have to bring her
to the stand.

You can't.

We hate her.

Shame on you.

All right, uh, my wife
has tried every dessert.

I think it's time
for a check.

It's already been paid for

by that heinous conservative
pundit sitting over there.

Oh, my God.
That's Charlie Reeny.

She's very controversial.

Beautiful, though.

Oh, my God.
She's coming over here.

- Are you sure?
- She recognizes you-know-who.

Oh, she's here.

- Hi, family.
- Hi.

I paid for your lunch.

Uh, we heard.
Thank you.

I suppose I owe you
my firstborn?

You can return the favor
by coming on my show.

As if.

This is not an ambush.

I just want to talk.

Everyone else wants to hear
from Drew and Dory, but not me.

I want to hear from you.

I like that you're crazy.

I'm sorry, but I cannot
stomach your values.

I resent
everything you represent.

Okay. If you change your mind,
let me know.

I have 2.7 million viewers who
would love to get to know you.

Can you imagine?

Let's talk flowers.

Oh, my gosh.

Do you have a charger?

Do you have--

Do you have a charger?!

Does anyone have a charger?

Oh.
Sorry.

Y-You take that one.
I'll take this one.

- Okay, thanks.
- Yeah.

Can you believe that?
Some people are just plain vile.

She's so guilty.
Don't you think?

- Uh, I don't know.
- I've been reading up on it.

The DNA's
all over the body,

and she was having
an affair with him.

- That's crazy.
- Yeah.

The only reason she's not
already locked up for good

is because she's pretty.

If I ever met her
in real life,

I'd spit in her face.

You tricked me,

you little cum whore.

If you don't get out
of this gym right now,

I will rinse your filthy, shitty
little mouth out with dish soap.

- Okay, I'm gonna leave.
- I will not work out in a place

where little murdering sluts
break a sweat.

Yeah, I'm-- I'm-- I'm trying
to leave. It's just--

It's not working.

Get out. Shoo!

Shoo, you! Shoo, you!

Get out, you bitch!
Get out!

You get out,
you little murdering whore!

You slut! Pig Bitch.

Ha! Ha! Could you imagine
being a "Braveheart"?

Just stabbing a horse,
like, running--

Like, a horse shows up-- You
stab it right in the belly?

It's-- It's really cool

because, like, you were into
swords when you were little,

and-- and it's really
nice to see

that your taste has--
hasn't changed, um, at all.

Oh, my God.

We should play that game.

Remember,
when we were kids?

I don't. Guess you'll
have to explain the game.
The game? Come on.

You have to get up.
Get up. Come on.
Okay, okay, I'm up, I'm up.

Okay, I want you
to get over here.
Just--

- Oh, fuck.
- Right there, okay? Just chill.

- Oh, okay, okay, yes.
- Easy, easy.

Oh, yeah, this game.

Pass out!

- Come on! Pass out!

- Oh, no!

Dude, I almost got you.

All right, come on. We got to at
least do it until you pass out,

or else it's pointless.
Wait, wait, wait.
No, no, wait wait, wait.

- Come on! Come on, come on!
- Wait, wait, wait, wait! No, no!

- Chill! Chill!
- What?! What?!

Time out.

Oh, man.

You want to know
what I was thinking?

Do you remember those tapes
that we made

when-- when we were younger?
Remember that?

- Oh, yeah!
- Those were so fun!

- Do you have those?
- Yeah, yeah. Uh, yeah, actually,

I think I got
a bunch of DVDs

in the-- in the garage
all boxed up from them.

The one that I keep thinking
about that I would love to see

is that swan one.

- Oh, my God!
- Oh, yes!

- Yes, my guy! Yes!
- Yes-- Yes, my guy!

- Yeah.
- That was the funniest shit.

- Really?
- Yeah, I loved that.

Oh, man, I thought
you actually hated doing that.

And I just remember that we
stopped hanging out after that.

- Yeah.
- Oh.

But if you want to see it,
I can probably go find it.

Go. Go find those tapes,
you sick bastard!
Okay, I'll-- I'll--

That's what's up!

♪ Jesus knows
our every weakness ♪

♪ Take it to the Lord ♪

♪ In prayer ♪
♪ The Lord in prayer ♪

I'm always astounded
by how many incredible singers

we have in this congregation.

As many of you know, this week
marks the four-year anniversary

of my family's bus crash.

My entire family died,

and yet I came out
without a scratch.

God wanted me to survive

so that I could know
the true meaning of abandonment.

Does anyone here know what
it feels like to be so alone

that you feel like a little kid
wandering the streets,

sobbing to yourself?

Yes.

I don't think
I recognize you, darling.

Are you a new member?

No, I'm not a member.

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

I didn't mean
to interrupt church.

Are you a believer?

I don't know what I think.

If I can be perfectly frank,

I sense a longing in you.

Why don't you
come on up here, dear?

- You're a seeker.
- Yes.

- You want answers.
- Yes.

You want something that can fill
the hole in your heart.

- Yes.
- Do you want to know

the everlasting love
of Jesus Christ...

- Yes!
- ...to know his glory

and to join this congregation
in eternal life?

I do! I do!
I do! I do! I do!

Oh, this might be it.

Young Chris:
Come on! Go!

- There I am.
- Are you rolling?

Drew lost the duct-tape
challenge again,

so we're at, um,
Two Swans Country Club,

and he's gonna make sure
that, after today,

there's, um, only one swan.

All right,
give me the camera.

And take this.

Young Drew: Come on, Chris.

I don't know
if I really want to do this.

Don't be such
a little pussy, Drew.

Young Chris: Ah, he's being
Drewbitch again.

Drewbitch. Drewbitch.

Drewbitch! Drewbitch!

- Drewbitch.

There it is.

Young Chris: Go, go, go!

Yeah, chase it!

- Yeah, do it. Come on.
- Hit it!

Come on! Don't be a pussy!

Oh, my God. It's getting--
Remember? This is the part

that's coming--
Oh, you're actually gonna do it!

You're gonna do it!

Oh!

- Do it! Yeah!
- God!

Oh, you smashed the shit
out of that swan!

Oh, whoa. Oh, man.

Yeah, that was good.
Man, you'd do anything
I told you to do.

- Hey, babe.
- Hey, babe.

Hey, uh, this
is my buddy, Drew,

from middle school,
and he sells coal now.

This is Kelsey,
my girlfriend.

- Nice to meet you.
- It's nice to meet you.

Uh, can I talk to you
for a second?

Yeah, geez.

What's up?

- Really?

Hey, uh, dude?

- Yeah?
- You got to go.

Why? I mean, we're having
such a nice time.

My God. He said get out.
You're a frickin' killer, and

I don't want you in my house,
or I'm gonna call the cops.

Okay, no, don't--
Don't call the cops, okay?

Just, uh-- I'm leaving.

Oh, God. Backpack.

Chris, it was so nice
to see you.

I, um-- I'm gonna take
this DVD, and then I'm gonna go.

Chris, don't let him
take our items.

- That's ours.
- Chris?

I said get the fuck out!

Okay, I'm gonna go.

Okay.
Back up off of me!

Oh, my God!
Okay, okay, okay, Chris.

- Chris, Chris, Chris.
- Hey! Hey! Hey!

- Is this the only copy?!
- What?

Is this the only copy

- of the swan video?
- Answer him.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah! I don't know!
- Chris, answer him!

I don't know!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. Is that piss?

- No!
- Aw, baby.

- Back up!
- Oh, my God!

- Get back there.
- Chris, Chris, Chris.

Okay? If you call the police,
I will kill you!

- Do you understand?
- Just leave!

Get out of here!
Take your DVD! Go!

I'm not Drewbitch anymore!

- What does that even mean?
- Oh, God. I'm sorry.

Oh, God.

I'm sorry.

Here she comes.

- Dory, Dory.
- Dory.

- How was your workout?
- I'm just trying to go home.

Don't you guys have
something better to do?

Do you kill all your boyfriends,
or is this--

No, I do not.

- Oh, no. Ohh!
- Oh, man.

Can you just give me some space
so I can get my stuff?
Crazy.

Why do you got gum?
You got bad breath?

- What else you got in there?
- Where are my keys?

Oh, you looking for something?
Are you looking

- for the murder weapon?
- No, I'm looking for my keys.

Guys, who took my keys?
Seriously, give them back to me.

First, she's trying to blame
someone else for her murder.

Now she's blaming us
for taking her keys?

Show me your hands.

Show me your fucking hands!

Show me your hands!
I know you have my keys!

Show me your hands!

Did you check
your pockets?

Okay.

Really funny guys, huh?

Somebody slipped them
back into my pocket

and made me look like
a fucking asshole!

Leave me the fuck alone!

- Dory.
- Dory.