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Coming! Hello!
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Hi. Deb.
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My name is Joy Hartman.
I'm a detective with the NYPD.
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Oh.
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I wanted to speak with you about
your ex-husband, Keith Powell.
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He's not dead, is he?
I'm so sorry.
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Oh, my God.
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So, what was your
relationship with him like?
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Sometimes good,
sometimes not good.
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It was a relationship. Right.
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And, um, have you been
to Montreal in the
past couple of weeks?
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All right, you know what?
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I'm not one of these
ladies with wet hair
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who kills the father
of her child, all right?
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So you can just put
that shit to rest.
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If you're looking for
a bad guy,
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why don't you look into
who Fat Franky is.
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Hey, Crystal. Did you ever ask
your family about Fat Franky?
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Family?
Yeah.
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What about my family?
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Did you ever ask them
about Fat Franky?
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My family would have
to be in the mob
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to know about a guy
named Fat Franky.
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My family's not in the mob.
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My father has a very reputable
construction company.
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All right, look.
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His girlfriend told us
there's this guy named
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Fat Franky who's been
causing trouble.
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So he had a girlfriend?
Check with her.
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♪ Obedear, the sky is low ♪
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♪ Watch fluent seamen
rig their rudders ♪
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El? I have to leave now,
I have my rehearsal!
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Sweetheart?
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Is everything okay?
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Can I go in, you think?
He's okay.
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Uh, I do think you should
keep your energy,
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you know, like,
light and airy.
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Yes. Yeah.
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Come in!
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Hey, Baba ganoush!
Hey, Pita Bread!
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Okay, it's insane
that you're here.
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I'm literally writing
about you right now.
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All good things, I hope.
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I actually just finished
an entire sentence
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about how you and I
can sit in silence together
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and envision what the
other person's thinking.
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Like, let's do it.
Let's sit in silence.
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Track lighting. Yeah.
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Ahh!
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So, El, I was, um, thinking
maybe you should just see
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a... doctor for the rash.
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Oh, no. As long as I'm not
exposed to the sun ever again,
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I'll be totally fine.
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El, you're scaring me.
I got you, girl!
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Hey.
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Dory.
What are you doing here?
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I just came
to bring him these.
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It's really not
a good time right now.
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He's losing it, and I'm late
for my first rehearsal.
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Right, yeah, I mean, I'll just
drop them off with--
No!
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I don't want him
getting crazier.
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Right. [ Chuckles ] I mean, I
seriously can't just--
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Dory.
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I told you
it's not a good time,
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please don't throw
a fit about it, okay?
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Portia.
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♪ Do you want to follow me
indoors? ♪
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♪ Get the elevator to my floor ♪
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♪ There's
a lonely blackbird... ♪
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Ugh!
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Oh, my God. Are you okay, ma'am?
I'm so sorry.
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Oh, my God, I feel so bad.
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Oh, my God, Molly?
Oh no, I'm so sorry!
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This makes it
so much worse.
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I'm sorry, I was late to work,
and I knocked you down.
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It's fine, don't worry.
Are you sure you're all right?
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Yeah. Drew, right?
Yeah. Yeah, Drew.
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Yes.
We met at the drink thing.
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Oh, that was so fun.
Yes. Yes, um.
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Well, it was nice to see you.
Yeah, it was so good to see you.
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I feel so stupid--
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No. No!
I-- I got to run. Bye!
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Sorry!
No-- no problem!
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So, we actually
do taco Wednesdays,
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which is kind of fun.
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That's Tim, our accountant.
He's kick-ass at bowling!
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So, this is it.
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This is headquarters,
AKA your new home!
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Take it in.
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That's Clayton,
the Communications Director.
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You won't be
working with him,
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but that's okay
because he's a meanie.
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I said, he's a meanie!
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Now let me show you
to Mary's office,
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she wants to greet you,
but usually, like,
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don't knock
on her door or anything,
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'cause she's, like,
really, really busy,
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and she does not
have time for you.
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Uh, Mary! Dory Seif and
Julian Marcus are here for you.
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Oh! Oh!
Oh! Ah!
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Was that my fault
or you fault?
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I feel like that
was not my fault.
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What an entrance! Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm so sorry.
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Well, Dory actually
brought you some flowers.
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Oh, no, those weren't--
um, I threw them in the trash.
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You threw flowers
in the trash?
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How strange.
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See, I think if I can
just make the strips flow,
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then it's gonna
be easy for me to see
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where the story problems are.
I got it.
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Okay, babe, uh, I'm gonna
tell you something,
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and I don't want
you to freak out.
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Okay.
We are officially
out of aluminum foil.
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But we need to
cover the windows.
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Trust me,
I think it'll be okay
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if a little sunlight
gets on some of these strips.
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Okay. Do you see
where we are right now?
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We are 20, maybe
30 minutes away
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from the sunlight
hitting one of the strips!
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Do you not give a shit?!
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I do, I really do,
and-- and I--
Good!
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I'm trying, but I've never
had to do this before!
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But I want to
do it right!
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I want you to look back
after you're better
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and think I did it right!
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Well, you're not
doing it right,
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and you've never done it right,
and I'm sorry,
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but I don't ask
for a lot either.
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You ask for so much.
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you have expectations that
literally no one can fulfill.
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Well, if I have expectations
that nobody can fulfill,
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maybe I shouldn't be
with anybody, should I?
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You don't mean that.
You embarrass me, Marc.
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And it's sad that I feel
that I deserve to be
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with someone
who's less deep than me,
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who's less smart than me,
and not dynamic in...
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the... least-ah!
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I am so sick
of chasing after you!
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Ow! My balls!
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You will never find someone
who puts up with your shit!
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You will die alone!
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From the world of darkness,
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I hereby loose
demons and devils.
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The power of scorpions
will torment you.
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Death to pigs!
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Sup-- Pfah!
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I'm sorry. Sorry. Shit!
What happened?
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I'm still struggling
with the language, okay?
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Why?
I just-- I don't identify
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with that kind of
susceptibility, I don't know.
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I mean, I can work on finding
the motivation another way,
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I just don't-- I don't think
that this is like me.
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North Star.
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Why are you, um,
doing that?
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Sorry, me?
Mm-hmm.
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Am I-- Am I North Star?
Yeah.
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I'm so sorry.
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I don't really know
you that well,
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and you're so talented, um...
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But I just want to say,
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you absolutely have
the susceptibility to do this,
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like all of us do.
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I really think good,
smart people have the potential
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to make
really big mistakes.
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Okay, I wouldn't call
the Manson Murders a mistake.
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This was full-blown carnage
as a result of mental illness.
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Yeah, but susceptibility
isn't mental illness--
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I'm sorry,
what are you defending?
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I'm sorry, I know
everyone's arguing,
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but we're due
for a five.
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Okay.
Take five, go tinkle.
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North Star.
I'm so sorry.
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Do you like spaghetti?
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I'm making you dinner tonight.
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Alan.
Hey, buddy. What's going on?
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What, are you slogging down
some English breakfast?
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Earl Grey, actually.
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Toss a little milk
in there, get down,
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have yourself
a little party?
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So, how's it going?
Good. Good. Good, good, good.
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I want to tell you,
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I bumped into your wife
at a bodega in midtown.
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She's really sweet.
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Yeah, she's the best.
Yeah, she is.
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Yeah, she's, um, she's
a really wonderful woman.
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You know, I hesitate
to tell you this,
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but when I, um,
ran into her at the bodega,
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she seemed
a little nervous.
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And at first, I didn't
really think anything of it,
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I was like, whatever.
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But then I saw her cross the
street and meet up with someone,
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and it was a man.
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Oh...
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Yeah, she has
friends in town,
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so that was probably
what that was.
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No, I don't think so.
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I didn't have my glasses on,
so maybe-- it's not for sure--
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but I think, um...
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I think it was Max.
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What? What? That's typical!
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Well, if it were true...
What should I do?
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I'm a paranoid person,
so I think that,
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um, I'd go through
all her shit.
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♪ Showcase, rotate, keep it
keen, lean smile on my face ♪
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♪ Tac and repel at the waist ♪
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♪ And I bend the right ways when
I hear me a beat and a bass ♪
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♪ Just need me a beat
and a bass ♪
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♪ Easily sweeten the taste ♪
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♪ Increasin'
all the symptoms... ♪
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Hello?
Nia!
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Yeah? Who's this?
Incredible News is here!
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You're here to welcome
Incredible News into your home!
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Nia!
Oh! Elliott!
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Uh, you know, it's, uh,
it's really not a good time.
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I'm, uh, feeding the baby.
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Okay, well you're gonna
want to feed the baby this!
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Okay, so listen.
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This is my card in case
you need anything, all right?
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Call me anytime.
I know how hard this is.
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Thanks for coming over.
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Here.
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Take some hand cream.
Crystal made it.
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It's Jergens and pear paste.
I call it "Baby hair."
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I try to do it all
natural ingredients...
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Yeah.
...but sometimes
I can't get them,
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so I just use
whatever I can find.
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I hear you.
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You know?
Keith screwed up a lot,
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but he always knew
how to redeem himself.
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I was getting
so pissed at him
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for not picking up
Kaitlin twice in a row,
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but then he sends me this email
just a couple of days ago
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saying how much he loved us.
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It's like he knew it was
gonna be the last email
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he was ever gonna send to me.
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Life is crazy, right?
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I'm sorry, when did
he send this email?
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Guess it was Monday.
Why?
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Why are you acting like that?
Could you do me a favor?
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Could you forward me
that email?
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All right.
Thank you.
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Sure.
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Hello?
Hi. Is this Randy?
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Yeah. Who's this?
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Hi, my name is Dory Seif.
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I'm calling from
Mary Ferguson's office.
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Are you aware that there's
an upcoming election?
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Hey, Dory.
No, I wasn't aware.
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Hey, I'm sorry to pry,
but you sound a little... blue.
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Is everything okay?
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Oh, um, I'm fine.
Yeah. Thank you, um...
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I just want you to know
how excited I am
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to be representing
this candidate for Senate.
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Yeah, I'm sorry, I know
it's none of my business,
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but I can't help
but feel like
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your sadness is,
like, palpable.
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Could you tell me
more about that?
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Well, um...
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Everyone hates me.
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And they should.
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I just don't have
anyone to talk to.
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I'm sorry to hear that.
You can talk to me, though.
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What are they upset about?
I keep messing things up.
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And I don't know
how to fix it.
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Yeah, well, what if I
let you suck my cock?
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It's really big and hard.
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Oh, I think
you'd like it, Dor--
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Ah!
Dory.
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What's wrong?
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Nothing.
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Um, I-- I actually, uh,
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was able to convince
a voter to vote for Mary,
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so it's-- it's good.
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And then I thought,
if my book is about lies,
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the book itself
needs to be a lie!
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Right?
Absolutely.
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Oh, my God, I'm sorry.
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The bar cart is
heavier than the dog.
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That's insane, right?
I've thought the same thing.
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I should really let guests
know when they come over.
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Anyway, then I
started thinking--
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what is our society's
biggest lie?
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Christ narrative.
Propaganda!
Propaganda.
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So then I thought, what if my
book embodies propaganda, okay?
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Making the reader complicit,
making them paralyzed, you know?
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00:14:00,718 --> 00:14:05,824
So, it goes bar cart, dog,
lamp, coffee table?
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Can I?
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Oh... Um...
I'm sorry, no.
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Elliot, I think that
we should just stick
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to weighing furniture today.
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Hi. Come here.
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But we have to know.
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I mean, we never
expected that order.
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I mean, wouldn't it
be so surprising
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if the baby weighed more
than the coffee table?
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I think that we can safely
assume that she's lightest?
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00:14:37,388 --> 00:14:39,591
Nia, please.
Give me the baby.
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I just need to go
to the bathroom,
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so, just, um,
just wait here.
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Okay.
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Automated voice:
Bathroom. Yushi, bathroom.
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Bathroom. Yushi.
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Yu-shi.
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Toilet. Cesu.
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00:15:07,743 --> 00:15:09,078
Hey, man. What's up?
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You were right.
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00:15:11,581 --> 00:15:14,050
What?
You were right.
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I went through her
things. She's cheating on me.
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I found condoms.
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Magnums.
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Oh, magnums, huh?
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00:15:22,892 --> 00:15:25,929
It's bad enough that, you know,
she's cheating on you, but...
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00:15:25,929 --> 00:15:28,798
Oh, why does it have
to be magnums, you know?
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00:15:28,798 --> 00:15:31,601
This sucks.
I got to go.
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00:15:31,601 --> 00:15:33,102
Yeah, okay.
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00:15:33,102 --> 00:15:35,473
Feel better, all right? Let
me know if you need anything.
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00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:49,819
What do you taste?
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00:15:49,819 --> 00:15:53,389
That's amazing.
You're such a good cook!
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00:15:58,728 --> 00:16:00,029
Only two people in the world
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00:16:00,029 --> 00:16:03,600
know this story
I'm about to tell you.
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00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:06,602
My mother and my priest.
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00:16:06,602 --> 00:16:08,104
What is it?
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00:16:10,105 --> 00:16:15,945
When I was in Peru,
I wanted to go swimming.
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00:16:15,945 --> 00:16:18,682
Everyone said the surf
was too strong.
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00:16:18,682 --> 00:16:21,918
Mm-hmm.
But I was stubborn.
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00:16:21,918 --> 00:16:25,221
And I'm so glad I went
in the water that day
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because I was pulled under
for nearly 3 minutes.
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00:16:29,425 --> 00:16:32,094
I almost died
and I experienced
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00:16:32,094 --> 00:16:35,265
what the modern world
calls God.
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What was it like?
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00:16:40,570 --> 00:16:44,808
Nothing that you've ever
cared about matters.
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00:16:44,808 --> 00:16:48,911
Nothing that you know
is real.
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00:16:48,911 --> 00:16:52,615
This is all an illusion.
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00:16:52,615 --> 00:16:56,519
Wow. That's so cool.
335
00:16:56,519 --> 00:16:59,856
North Star.
Yeah?
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00:16:59,856 --> 00:17:02,259
Do you know why we're going
to be best friends forever?
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00:17:02,259 --> 00:17:04,728
Tell me.
338
00:17:04,728 --> 00:17:08,197
Because you're
dangerously beautiful.
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00:17:08,197 --> 00:17:12,234
I love beautiful women,
I can't help myself.
340
00:17:12,234 --> 00:17:15,973
You're also the smartest person
I've ever met in my life.
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00:17:20,810 --> 00:17:23,245
You don't know me that well.
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00:17:23,245 --> 00:17:27,583
Is it hard for you
to accept that?
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00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:30,319
Yeah. Yeah.
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00:17:30,319 --> 00:17:32,755
Am I right to assume
that you let other people
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00:17:32,755 --> 00:17:34,992
take advantage
of you in the past?
346
00:17:37,294 --> 00:17:39,428
Yeah.
347
00:17:39,428 --> 00:17:43,968
I'm not gonna let that
happen anymore, okay?
348
00:17:43,968 --> 00:17:45,301
Okay.
349
00:17:45,301 --> 00:17:47,504
Mary is phenomenal,
you're gonna love her.
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00:17:47,504 --> 00:17:48,971
Thank you, thank you.
351
00:17:48,971 --> 00:17:51,975
Okay. All right,
talk to you soon. Bye.
352
00:17:58,582 --> 00:18:01,183
Dory! Dory!
353
00:18:01,183 --> 00:18:03,953
Do you plan on making
any calls today?
354
00:18:03,953 --> 00:18:06,956
Yeah, I just did like
three in a row, so...
355
00:18:06,956 --> 00:18:09,359
Wow. Yeah, that's
not that many.
356
00:18:12,228 --> 00:18:16,432
Is everything okay?
Yeah. It's great.
357
00:18:16,432 --> 00:18:18,301
Okay, guys,
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00:18:18,301 --> 00:18:19,802
this is me asking you nicely
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00:18:19,802 --> 00:18:21,738
to please keep it down.
360
00:18:21,738 --> 00:18:24,273
Okay, do you expect us
to be completely silent?
361
00:18:24,273 --> 00:18:26,241
We're all literally
talking on the phone.
362
00:18:26,241 --> 00:18:28,010
Aren't you a writer
for New York Mag?
363
00:18:28,010 --> 00:18:29,344
What was wrong
with that job?
364
00:18:29,344 --> 00:18:31,581
I freelance, it doesn't
take up all my time.
365
00:18:31,581 --> 00:18:33,282
That must be code
for they fired you.
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00:18:33,282 --> 00:18:35,618
I actually have an article
coming out tomorrow.
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00:18:35,618 --> 00:18:36,786
Hmm.
368
00:18:36,786 --> 00:18:40,156
Oh. Uh, is that
the Chantal one?
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00:18:40,156 --> 00:18:44,594
Yeah.
How'd that turn out?
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00:18:44,594 --> 00:18:46,729
I don't think you're
going to like it.
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00:18:46,729 --> 00:18:49,866
Well, can I read it?
That's not how it works.
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00:18:49,866 --> 00:18:53,269
Seriously, Julian?
You don't trust me to read it?
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00:18:53,269 --> 00:18:54,938
I mean, you're not
in the fucking CIA.
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00:18:54,938 --> 00:18:56,506
Yo, chill.
Why don't you
think I'm gonna like it?
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00:18:56,506 --> 00:18:59,309
Is it gonna, like,
ruin my life or something?
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00:18:59,309 --> 00:19:02,179
You need to take a breather.
377
00:19:03,379 --> 00:19:06,316
Yeah. Maybe I do.
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00:19:45,021 --> 00:19:46,823
Hello?
Hi, Dory.
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00:19:46,823 --> 00:19:48,091
This is Nia Carpourtalas.
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00:19:48,091 --> 00:19:50,327
I work with your
friend Elliot Goss.
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00:19:50,327 --> 00:19:52,462
Oh. Hi.
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00:19:52,462 --> 00:19:56,465
Hi. Um, Elliott's fine,
everything's fine,
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00:19:56,465 --> 00:20:00,336
but he is headed to a treatment
center called Hallways
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00:20:00,336 --> 00:20:02,739
that we've provided
at our expense,
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00:20:02,739 --> 00:20:05,340
and we just thought
we should let you know
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00:20:05,340 --> 00:20:08,511
that we're making sure
he gets the help he needs.
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00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:09,979
Okay.
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00:20:09,979 --> 00:20:14,416
And he does have a message
that I am reluctant to relay.
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00:20:14,416 --> 00:20:18,021
But he wanted me to let you now
that it's all your fault.
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00:21:50,406 --> 00:21:54,208
Hello?
391
00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:56,739
Hello?!
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00:21:56,739 --> 00:22:00,182
Who's there?!
393
00:22:00,182 --> 00:22:02,945
Oh, God.
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00:22:02,945 --> 00:22:05,153
Okay.
395
00:22:05,153 --> 00:22:07,054
Okay.
396
00:22:07,054 --> 00:22:09,123
Okay, okay, okay.
397
00:22:09,123 --> 00:22:11,092
Okay. Okay.
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00:22:14,763 --> 00:22:16,665
Okay. Okay.
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00:22:18,133 --> 00:22:19,333
Come on, come on, come on.
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00:22:29,910 --> 00:22:36,818
♪ All by myself
to clean up your furries ♪
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00:22:36,818 --> 00:22:43,624
♪ All by myself,
all by myself ♪
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00:22:43,624 --> 00:22:50,331
♪ All by myself
to clean up your worries ♪
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00:22:50,331 --> 00:22:53,802
♪ All by myself ♪
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