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Previously on Necessary Roughness:

Augusto took a job in Barcelona.
I'm moving there with him.

I never knew you were interested
in dance-line cheering.

Admit it. You think it's stupid.

I need to talk to someone who isn't you.

Like a therapist.

Assistant GM on an interim basis.

I'd be honored on any basis.

I believe
in drafting best player available.

Damon Razor. The kid's got enough talent
to develop into a number one.

I stole someone's identity,
and reenrolled as a high-school freshman.

Damon Razor. Too good to pass up.

Terry, make the call.

All right, 4-3.

Line up. Let's see it.

Whether it's a new job,

new relationship,

or a new football season,

with the new comes possibility.

- Excitement.
- Hut.

And of course...

anxiety.

And that anxiety
can sometimes eat you alive.

Unless, of course,

you eat it first.

Two hundred and ninety pounds, Rhino?

I don't know whether
to ask what you ate, or who you ate.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, Ray, you have already
eaten through all of our savings.

You are not going
to touch the college fund.

Ray Jay's never been to Hawaii?
I've never been to Hawaii.

No, I can't talk to you anymore.
I have to go. Goodbye.

Buenos días, baby.

Thank God you're here.

So, Augusto is teaching you Spanish?

I've got the basics.

What's that last one mean?

Take off your pants, pronto.

I have missed you so much.

Speaking of removing clothes,

things going well
with Mr. Foxy-Assistant-GM?

Awesome, when we actually see each other.

Hello?

Sorry, I'm just jet-lagged.

One good siesta, and I will
be ready for six weeks of summer fun.

So you two get six weeks of summer fun,

and I get shipped off to summer camp?

Shipped off? You begged me to go.

Well, that was before, Mom.

It's not before now. It's now, now.

- Understand?
- Not now.

Well, maybe Dr. Crosetti will.

Who's Dr. Crosetti?

Dr. Jane Crosetti. You must be...

- Lindsay.
- Lindsay.

You must be Dr. Santino.

Oh, call me Dani.
It's such a pleasure to meet you.

Go make yourself comfortable.
I'll be right there.

All right?

Thank you for fitting us in.

I know how busy you must be
with your seminars and your practice,

and your books,
which I have read all of, by the way.

Unleashing Your Inner Rage Monster
really kept me sane after my divorce.

Thank you, that means an awful lot

coming from a top sports psychologist
such as yourself.

Yes, I'm familiar with your work.

Oh, thank you.

It's first session, so it's best
if we establish our own connection.

I'll just be waiting in the waiting room.

Terrific.

I have some recent magazines
over on the table if you'd like.

Nice.

Hear ye, hear ye!

Everybody on me.

Let's go.

All right, listen up,
this is your playbook, your bible,

your best friend,

your mama for the next year.

Lose it,

and it will be your mama
you're screaming for.

Understood?

- Yes, Coach.
- Understood?

- Yes, sir.
- Thank you very much.

Welcome to minicamp, gentlemen.

Yeah, it's real.

You made it, man.

Welcome to my house.

Thanks. This is amazing.

To play alongside you?

- Hope I can keep up.
- You won't.

One of you Damon Razor?

Yeah, me.

You have to come with us, son.

What? What's this about?

Yeah, wait. What'd the kid do?

Step back, sir.

Read him his rights.

Damon Razor,

you have the right...

to remain sexy.

Yeah!

Get in there, Razor.

Welcome to the Hawks, rookie.

Yeah.

Go, rookie. Go, rookie. Go, rookie...

Seven, six, hut!

Push it. Push it. Push it.

Come on, get there.

There we go. That's two. That's two.

If you can't get
over here to make that play,

I will find someone who can.

Next group!

Ryan Norton, call him Rhino,
came in way overweight.

He's not gonna fit in his bikini?
I thought players were supposed to be big.

Everybody's big, but it's a game of speed.
He's got none at this weight.

We didn't draft a linebacker,
because we thought we had Rhino.

He doesn't shape up literally,
he has to ship out?

His blood pressure's through the roof.
Cholesterol's sky-high.

I'm worried about
more than his employment.

Receivers, take five.

Yo, rookie.
Not so fast. Get me a Gatorade.

No, no, no.

From that cooler.

A baby alligator? That's no joke.
Could've bit my hands off.

If you milk it, it's Gatorade.

My hands. That's my livelihood.

You might be overestimating
the power of those things.

Yeah? We'll see
who's riding the bench come game day.

I'm sorry, what?

Just saying, is TK back,
or ready to take a backseat?

What?

- Get out of here.
- Yo, hey.

Come on.

- What you want?
- Come on, man.

- Back off.
- Hey.

Watch your mouth.

Come on. What you want?

It's one thing
to have rookies in miniskirts

running around with missing eyebrows,

but Terrence King, crocodile hunter?

That is a bridge too far.

I am finally having a good time again.
I thought you'd appreciate that.

We would, if you used
your powers for good instead of evil.

Hazing is about love, Nico.

It's a rite of passage, part of the game.

Not my game, not anymore.

I got folks flinging crap at me
faster than rabid chimpanzees.

First Pittman, now the league.

I need calm and order.

So that's it.

I'm banning hazing.

- That's taking the foot out of football.
- It's taking the foot out of my ass.

Now, if I hear
of any more incidents on this campus,

I'm holding you responsible,
5 grand a pop.

Get out of here.

One more thing.

We need you to apologize to Razor.

Hey, rookie, get my pads.

Yeah, yeah.

I got it.

So you were saying?

Cottage cheese.

Boiled chicken, and steamed vegetables.

And sometimes I go wild
and have a flavored rice cake.

Well, that sounds healthy.

Seems like the more I diet,
the more I'm putting on the pounds.

Now I look like a sumo wrestler
who's eaten another sumo wrestler.

Rhino, Rhino, Rhino.

- Rhino, Rhino, Rhino.
- Get a job, you leeches.

Rhino, Rhino, Rhino...

That's my posse.

We go way back.

It is very important
to have a support system.

It's a lot of pressure
playing a pro sport.

Yeah, but this is
my seventh year, so it's nothing new.

This weight thing is killing my game,
and my bank account.

I'm fined daily
for every pound I'm over 260.

Sometimes under stress,

people eat unconsciously.

They don't realize they're doing it.

Anything going on in your personal life?
Are there any changes at all?

I got married not long ago.

How's that going?

Awesome.

I mean, I'm butting heads
with my stepson, Ethan, over stupid stuff.

It's upsetting my wife, Lydia.

That sounds...

Stressful?

Yeah, she keeps saying
we should try family counseling.

Would that be something
that you might consider doing?

Depends.

Any calories in that?

You're welcome, by the way.

Without me,
none of this would've been possible.

We give you some credit.

Not some credit.

All credit.

No.

What's your deal?
To what do we owe the honor of this visit?

To spend the summer with Dan

and to figure out whether I wanna go back.

And my phone rings
right when the story's getting good.

Yes, Hank.

Way to bury the lede.

Augusto's been talking marriage.

Oh, that would be,
what, número tres for me?

I'm living in a fantasy bubble
in Barcelona, but my real life is here.

Not sure I can give up
my whole life for one man,

even one as sexy-licious as Augusto.

So the next six weeks,

is it your mission
to figure out, "Do I stay, do I go?"

Hank wants a list
of all free-agent linebackers,

and that can't wait till tomorrow.

Are they gonna replace Rhino?

Not yet, but...

I gotta go. I'm sorry.

Jeanette, to be continued.

And I will call you later.

Since his promotion,

been sort of a drive-by relationship.

We're both overloaded.

Never fear.

Your knight in shining Armani
is here to lighten your load.

So laundry, groceries, cooking...

- You?
- All me.

- No.
- No, no.

Don't argue.
I'm staying with you for six weeks.

The least I can do
is take good care of you.

So, Ryan, Lydia,

you two just got married six months ago.

- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

I'm very lucky. He's a wonderful man.

I don't think Ethan sees it that way.

I never said that.

I get it. No kid's happy
about his mom getting remarried.

- I'm not unhappy about it.
- That why you never come out of your room?

Okay, so the first rule we have here

is that
everybody listens to each other, okay?

So, Ethan, you were saying,

"It's just..."

It's just that, I don't know,
we're always fighting about stuff.

Stuff. Can you be a bit more specific?

He keeps eating all the MoonPies.

What? MoonPies?

First, I don't even like MoonPies.

- Everyone likes MoonPies.
- Second, I'm not gonna ruin my diet.

If I did, it wouldn't be with a MoonPie.
I don't even like MoonPies.

Somebody's eating them.

- It's not me.
- No, of course not.

It's Ethan. He's blaming me to cover.

Everyone thinks I should be on a diet.

No, we just want you to be more healthy.

For all of us to be healthy.

Okay, this is not about MoonPies.

This is about being honest.

And in order
to have a healthy, functional family,

there needs to be trust.

So can we all agree

that whomever is sneaking food
can come forward

without any consequences?

Yeah? Okay.

How about on three?

Just raise your hand if it was you.

We get this little secret out of the way,

and then we hit "reset."

We start fresh.

Okay.

One,

two,

three.

Oh, come on.

All right, guys.

This is an issue about trust.

And until someone comes forward,

then it's just
gonna eat away at all of you.

Yo, rook.

Give us a sec.

About yesterday, I just wanted to...

Just wanna...

apologize for what happened.

Oh, it's no big deal.
Hazing's part of the game.

If I can't handle it,
I got no business being here.

Not everyone can
be hazed by a Hall of Famer.

What? Yeah.
You gotta retire first, but yeah.

But you can do me a favor.

Even the score?

No, forget it.

No, what's up?

I got this niece,
and she is crazy for you.

- Naturally.
- Would you sign a helmet for her?

Yeah, sure.

She decorated it.

Yes, she did.

If you could make it out to Pookie,
that's her nickname, that'd be great.

Maybe some hearts and happy faces.

No problem.

- Awesome.
- Here you go.

Actually,
you're gonna need that for practice.

You did not just bedazzle my helmet.

No, sir.

You did.

Yeah, looking good, TK.

That's cold. You all right?

I will be.

As soon as
I show Junior Mint he ain't that fresh.

Come on, Coach is already on you.
No hazing on campus.

But he didn't say
anything about off campus.

- Hey.
- Thank you so much for seeing me.

I'm sorry to come before my appointment,

but I set up a nanny cam
in my kitchen last night, and...

Well, watch.

Rhino, whatever Ethan's issues are,

spying is not the long-term solution
when the issue is trust.

No, you don't understand.

Turns out the person I can't trust is me.

- Are those the MoonPies?
- Right in my MoonPie hole.

At 2 a.m. I don't even remember that.

Jesus. What am I doing? Sleepwalking?

No, Rhino.

You're sleep-eating.

I am so happy to be included here today,

although I'm not sure many people
invite their mom to therapy

to tell them they love them.

Like a cop asking you to step
out of the car so they can give you a hug.

It's never gonna happen.

- Lindsay, if you'd like to begin?
- Sure.

Well, Dr. Crosetti
has been helping me realize

I'm not expressing myself clearly to you.

That lack of communication
has been eating away at me,

causing both
internal and external negativity.

So in order to create peace with myself,

I have to start telling you what I want,

instead of what I don't want.

And what is it that you want?

I want to join the Peace Corps.

- Come on.
- I knew she'd laugh.

Wait, you're being serious?

The Peace Corps has some
fantastic programs for teens in Africa.

- Africa?
- Ghana and Tanzania, to be exact.

You build classrooms
and playgrounds for schools,

teach kids English or music--

What happened to Camp Greenwood?

Camp was great for the first six years,

but there's only so many times
you can macramé a canoe.

Okay, I'm sorry.
I'm just trying to process.

Last week, you wanted to be a pommie.

And this week it's the Peace Corps?

That's a lot to take in.

See, I knew she would do this.

I'm going to the bathroom. Jeez.

Dr. Crosetti,
I am feeling a little blindsided here.

I'm just trying
to help Lindsay express her feelings.

Yeah, but I'm the one that
has to have dinner with those feelings.

Yeah.

Africa. Really? Africa?
Wanna know what's in Africa?

- Lions, malaria, and wars.
- Oh, my.

This Dr. Crosetti,
she's making things worse.

Lindsay and I are
barely speaking to each other now.

Bright side.
There's nowhere to go but up, right?

- Or not.
- A punching bag with my picture on it.

Not even a good picture. I'm all squinty.

Least she has your photo in her room.

- Is there a problem?
- Yeah, your car is not here.

What? Where is it?

- He told me not say anything.
- Who?

Terrence King. He's getting it detailed.
He wanted to surprise you.

How could you just give away my car?

I misplace my car keys sometimes,

but this has to be embarrassing.

Where is it, TK?

It's parked in a very special place.

You know what? You're lucky I got Zoombak.

- Do you?
- Yeah.

My car's on Bigelow Street in Newark.

My car's in Newark?

I'm gonna bust...

Come on, girls. Both of you. Get in.

Thank you so much for coming.

Oh, sorry about the furniture.

Don't be silly. It's okay.

I keep telling Rhino,
we need to get a new couch.

It's what happens when
you have an 11-year-old boy in the house.

So, Ethan...?

With his grandparents.

He got sick of me apologizing.
I still feel awful.

I can't believe I blamed my crazy on him.

Rhino, you're not crazy.

Sleep-related eating disorders
are often caused by a repressed anxiety.

So we get to the cause of the stress,

and then
the sleep-eating should eventually stop.

I hope so.

I can't afford
to be mowing down more MoonPies.

So, what exactly is the plan?

You are both going
to go to sleep like normal.

Then you just wait for me to sleepwalk?

The first step is to observe.

What if I wake up?
I've heard that can be dangerous.

- That's only partially true.
- Partially? Doc, look at me.

I'm 6'3", 290, and you're not.

I'd feel better if you had
somebody with you, somebody bigger.

Okay.

Have anyone in mind?

So let me get this straight.

It was Rhino who wanted me to come over?

You didn't even suggest me?

No, Mr. Donnally, I did not.

Rather presumptuous of you to think
I'm cooking up ways to hang out with you.

Rhino was right to call. I'd freak too
if someone was locking me out of my food.

I know that it seems extreme.

The idea is to increase his stress level.

Because sleep-eating is often caused
by some kind of deeply buried anxiety,

and I want to draw it out.

So this is what it takes
for us to have a night together.

This car got bulletproof windows?

No, but it has everything else.

Mad suspension on this ride.

I see you
flying over potholes like a ninja.

I can't believe
you left my new car in the hood.

Man, chill out.

It's right over here around this next--
Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no.

My car.

You'd better get out and make it right.

You kidding? He might kill me.

Clean it up, TK, or I am pretty sure
it'll cost you more than a fine.

Yo, yo, player...

Yo, wait, no. Hey, hey.

What the...?

Nico.

This car cost me my whole signing bonus.

I said I was sorry.
Damn, I'll take care of the damages.

Oh, no.

Oh, no, no, no.

Girl, chill out. It's just a car.

You don't get it.

I left my playbook in the trunk
and now it's gone.

Africa?

That's what I said.

Not to mention that
I already paid for her to go to that camp.

And now Ray Jay wants
to go to Hawaii with his dad.

I'm gonna pull that cash
out of I-don't-know-where.

I'm sorry.

And now I've kept you here all night.

With our schedules,
I'll take what I can get.

Yeah.

Kind of makes me feel like I snuck over
to make out with the babysitter.

I miss you.

I know.

This would be so much easier
if we moved in together.

You know what?

We'd see each other every night in bed.

It'd help with your financial stress.
It's a twofer.

Matt, I...

What's that?

That's a baby monitor
that I put outside Rhino's room.

Okay, so he's coming.

Yeah.

He's asleep?

Oh, and he's pissed.

Yep.

Dani.

No, no. It's okay.

Rhino, it's Dr. Dani.

It's okay, you're safe.
It's time to wake up.

- I gotta go.
- Where?

- Home.
- You are home.

My other home.

His other home?

What does that mean?

Look, homeboy, if you don't relax,

I'll have
to find you a thong in man sizes.

Most expensive dumpster
I've ever seen in my life.

I lost my playbook.
That's my life for the next year.

It could've been if I hadn't lost it.

- I'm seriously screwed.
- You?

When Coach finds out I pulled this prank,
I'm taking a dirt nap.

You, you, you. It's always about you.

All right, kid. Here's what we do.
It's not the end of the world.

It's happened before.

We'll just tell Coach you dropped it
in the toilet after you used it.

So you get another one.

Whoever took your playbook
has no clue what it is.

"I have something you want
and it's gonna cost you."

What does that mean?

You're being blackmailed.

"Home." That's what you said.

You're sure?

Your other home.

What does that mean, Ry?

I don't know.

I was asleep,
trying to eat the entire kitchen.

That's been his story all morning.

He doesn't know,
doesn't remember, didn't say it.

Rhino, I mentioned that
sleep-eating usually stems from stress

and unconscious pressures.

Maybe we need to discuss the reasons

that you might not feel at home,

at home.

It's nothing, all right?

What is going on?

What exactly are you hiding here?

- Hear from deep throat?
- Yeah, he wants 10 grand.

I got that in my drawers now. You're good.

Good, then you can pay.

What?

You said it yourself.
This is because of your prank.

But who keeps their playbook
in the trunk with groceries and sex toys?

- Who keeps sex toys in their trunk?
- Who doesn't?

Look. Keep it down.

Listen, I'll loan you the 10 grand,

but when you make the team,
I want that back with interest.

- When's the drop?
- Tonight, 9:00.

Good luck with that.

Don't "good luck" me. You're driving.

- What?
- I don't have a car, remember?

That's my fault?

Yeah, I guess so.

I want gas money.

Moving in together.

What did you say?

I said, "Matt..."

Then we were interrupted,
so I didn't say anything yet.

I just think
it's too confusing for the kids.

Not to mention that
my daughter has got a punching bag

with my squinty little face on it.

She's a teenager.
Hating your mother is in the guidebook.

But I am a therapist,

so I should have
a healthy relationship with her.

It's just so hard when
it's your own daughter, you know? Just...

I love that angry little ultimate fighter
so much that it's hard to be objective.

But at least I have you to talk to now.

I've been talking to that fish so much,
I'm starting to get worried about myself.

Sure this is the address?

It's what the guy texted, "Be here by 9."

Maybe we should call Nico.

Yeah, let me tell you
how that call's gonna go.

"Razor lost his playbook.
We're getting blackmailed.

Come to the corner of Assault and Battery,
and change his diapey?"

Whatever, man.
Let's just go get the damn playbook.

Linds.

Tell me what's wrong with Africa.

Nothing, except for warfare, and malaria,

and wild animals.

Beyond that?

Leeches.

Did you know that
there are some African leeches

that can grow up to 10 inches long?

Dad already signed this permission slip,
so why can't you just say yes?

Because your father does whatever
he thinks is gonna make you like him best,

while I am here trying
to actually do what is best for you.

Whatever he's doing, it's working.

Lindsay...

Honey, I am trying really hard,

but it seems like no matter what I do,
your dad's always gonna be the good guy,

and I am always
going to be the punching bag.

You searched my room.

Searched? No, I didn't search your room.

I was putting away laundry, yeah.

If you're gonna snoop around
in my room, then it's not really my room.

Okay.

So maybe I should just go live with Dad.

Hey, Rhino.

Oh, Lydia?

- Hi.
- Hi.

Thank you for seeing me after hours.

Of course.

Is everything all right?

Rhino and I got into a huge fight
after our session this morning.

I kept trying to get him
to tell me what's really going on,

and he just shut down.

I think I might know what he's hiding.

It's kind of out there.

It's okay. You can tell me.

I just started
questioning everything, you know,

and I looked at
our old credit-card statement,

and I found thousands of dollars
toward furniture,

new rugs, and a flat-screen,
but none of that is in our house.

I've heard stories about
how people lead double lives.

Dr. Santino,
I think my husband's got another family.

Yo, you go first.
Been shot twice this year. It's your turn.

Hello?

You know what? On second thought, audible.

Let's call the cavalry. Let's go.

Look, Don't kill me, man.

I got money. I'll pay you.

I'll come back
and haunt you, I swear to God.

Thank you, gentlemen.

Your playbook, safe and sound.

Your car?

All the king's horses
and all the king's men

couldn't put your
Porsche back together again.

You did that to my car, Nico?

So I'm gonna take it
out of both of your checks.

That's seriously messed up.

Oh, it is.

Coffee's getting cold.

You wanted hazing? You got it.

A fight that started out about leeches

ended with a threat
to move in with her father

and my face on a punching bag.

You think I told your daughter to do that?

Dr. Santino, I've talked
to Lindsay about emotive therapy,

explained that one way
to release anger is to punch a pillow,

but that's it.

You're familiar with
Dr. Charles Spielberger?

His studies suggest
that expressing violence,

even against inanimate objects,

exacerbates the problem.

He also says that
unexpressed anger can turn inward,

causing depression and self-loathing.

Look, I know that
Lindsay's just figuring out who she is,

and I know that
I have to let her make her own choices,

and her own mistakes.

But where Lindsay is concerned,

I am forced to both protect
and compete with my ex-husband.

You know, I've kept the affairs from her.

I've kept the fact that
he is blowing through their college money.

He just gets to sit there
and play the part of the good old daddy,

and I have got to sit there
and play the part of...

Mean old mommy?

I get it.

Divorced 12 years.

Two boys, now 25 and 28.

How do you get through that?

Pills, booze, random sex.

Therapy, twice a week. How do you think?

I know. I know.

So leeches?

Yep, actual leeches, not my ex-husband,

although he is sucking
the financial life out of me.

- Get a job, you leeches.
- Rhino, Rhino, Rhino...

- Fans.
- My posse. We go way back.

Thousands of dollars toward furniture,

new rugs, and a flat-screen,

but none of that is in our house.

Dr. Santino?

Dr. Santino?

You okay?

- Let's go.
- We gotta get to practice.

- Got ice in there?
- Yeah.

All right, good.

Good practice. Come on, bring it in.

- One, two, three.
- Hawks.

What's so funny?

Other than being strapped to a pole
with you for the last four hours,

your face when
you realized your playbook was gone.

You got all Green Mile.

Yeah, okay. Me...

Me getting freaked out
over a playbook, that's one thing.

But you in a bedazzled helmet?
That's priceless.

It's pretty dope.

Should've known you'd be into that.

You know, man, I wanna hate you.

I do.

I mean, you know,
brand-new receiver, squirrelly,

coming in, testing my game.

But you remind me of me.

You know, a mini TK.
Like a real mini TK. Like a TK 1.0.

Like a diet TK.

Don't push it.

Done with your reindeer games?

- Hell, yeah.
- Hell, yeah.

Rhino, hey.
Can I just talk to you for a minute?

No, not now.

Just one second.

About what?
Lydia already thinks I'm cheating on her.

You made a real mess of things, doc.

I know about 4970 Sweetwater,
that you own another house.

It started when
my brother-in-law got laid off.

My sister asked if they could stay
with me till they got back on their feet

They got three kids.
What was I supposed to do?

Then my cousin came to crash.

Then a couple more friends
joined the party.

Rhino.

You don't have a huge support system.

You are one.

You don't deal with the pressure during
the day, so it's manifesting at night.

MoonPie mania.

Lydia already thinks
they take advantage of me.

Always borrowing money.

She'd freak if she knew the truth.
Our money problems are because of them.

Look, you are a generous man,

but this extra weight,

this stress that you are carrying around,

is a direct cause of the extra
responsibility that you're carrying.

But I can't just cut them off.
They count on me.

What's gonna happen next time
you grab car keys when you're sleeping?

You gonna be a big help
when you're wrapped around a tree?

Okay. How do I start? What do I say?

"Hey, here's 5 bucks
and a bag of Fritos. Good luck."

Baby steps.

We'll come up with a plan
that everybody feels comfortable with.

You sell the house.
You give them a timetable for leaving.

But the most important thing
is that you come clean with Lydia.

No, trust me.
It's gonna be a relief for both of you.

Hey, Rhino.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Mom told me to get you.
She's waiting in the car.

Hey, what do you say,
you and me start a health pact?

- See you at our next appointment, doc.
- Could I come too?

- Come on.
- What?

Hey, Linds?

Honey?

Can we talk about Africa?

What's to talk about?

You asked me
what was so wrong with Africa.

Why don't you tell me what's so right?

For the first time,
I'm actually excited about something.

I wanna help people.

I wanna make a difference.

That makes me so proud.

My hesitation has nothing to do with you.

I'm just scared by the idea.

What about a compromise?

Something in the Western Hemisphere.

There's gotta be
similar programs in the United States,

like New Orleans,

where they need people to volunteer,

and build homes and all sorts of things.

- Like Habitat for Humanity?
- Yes.

I do have one condition,

and that is that you bring this.

It's the travel edition
for your little punching bag.

Least I like that picture.

Parenting hurdle number 4082.

Cleared.

Fell down on my ass
a couple times, but I live to tell.

For God sakes, let's go get some wine.

I can't.

Why not?

J, what is it?

What's wrong?

Hey, hey, hey.

Jeanette?

Are you okay?

No.

You're pregnant.

I'm pregnant.

Oh, hey, Rhino's doing great.

He's already lost some pounds.
You got him right back on track.

Dr. D, working the mojo, again.

Don't forget to stir. Are you stirring?

Yes, I'm stirring.

Not too many chilies.

Prego and chilies, no bueno.

Oh, speaking of no bueno...

What I said the other night
about moving in?

The kids probably need
another minute with this whole thing.

And it's not like we're 20.

We can't move in together
like it's nothing,

lay around all day, playing Nintendo.

That's exactly what
I was gonna say to you,

except for the fact
that I am a PS3 woman, myself.

I love you, Dani Santino,

and I wanna get this right.

I love you too.

You're not stirring.

Oops, you are stirring, but not my pot.

Apologizing to you in advance,
but we need some wine.

Yeah.

I'm gonna get some pinot in the basement.

- Tease.
- Sorry.

Hey, so, what's cooking in the belly

affects the decision
to move to Spain, I assume, huh?

Yeah, I have to figure out
how to break the news to Augusto.

He's been talking about getting married.

What's that expression,
"Three strikes, you're out"?

Depends how you look at it.
Some people never find the one.

- You found him three times.
- You're right.

And each one is better than the last.

Maybe I'm just perfecting a craft.

Well, then maybe you could help me...

pick out
the perfect engagement ring for Dani.

Too spicy?