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♪ Down the road
one more time ♪

♪ runnin' free,
it's hard, runnin' lonely ♪

♪ left another place,
gone and left the keys ♪

♪ all the memories
are put away now ♪

♪ I don't understand
what went wrong ♪

♪ I just wanna stop
runnin' lonely ♪

♪ ahh... runnin' hard
is lonely ♪

♪ ahh... freedom has its cost

♪ ahh... did I do
the right thing? ♪

♪ Too late now,
oh, but I feel so lost ♪

♪ breath of life
is hot upon my cheek ♪

♪ so close
I can hardly speak ♪

♪ darkness clouds
my vision now of all
I knew before ♪

♪ but I can hear the roar

♪ there's something more
just ahead of me ♪

♪ out of reach

♪ promising an end
to runnin' lonely ♪

♪ maybe this time
I can make it ♪

♪ maybe I'm comin' home

♪ maybe I can stop
my runnin' ♪

♪ no more runnin' hard

♪ no more runnin' away

♪ no more runnin' lonely ♪

Go!

Pull it.

Get that end there.

Oh, man.

Lady, you're covering up
my causes.

Oh.

Can I put it
in your window?

Let me see
what it is.

I'm for free enterprise.

Put it up.

Thanks.

[Ring]

Murphy's
pharmacy.

I'll have
the banana split.

Um... no,
I'll have a coke.

Lemon coke.

Is that real lemon?

I grow them
in my back yard.

Mrs. Radcliff's cough
isn't any better.

Tell her
to call the doctor.

She wants more
cough medicine.

Well, don't send it.

She's drinking it
for the alcohol.

You lived here long?

All my life.

Do you like it?

I must have.

What kind of town
is this?

It's small, friendly.

You can carry guns,

but you can't
get an abortion.

I don't want
to do either.

Morning, Murph.

Morning, Leroy.

Where do you
come from?

This time,
Modesto, California.

Then you know
the rules.

You mean like
keep your front room
picked up?

Don't mess
with a married man?

That's part.

The rest is...

We got a Rhodes scholar,
a homosexual, marijuana,

and a man who wears
his wife's nightgown.

We're in the mainstream.

Actually, not yet.

I got called "honey,"
"Missy,"

and I think there was
a "little lady."

They're not too familiar
with the E.R.A.

For consciousness
raising,

you'll have to
head east.

How much?

35 cents.
Don't tip.

I own the place.

I wasn't going to.

See you around.

Well, yes, ma'am.

Well,
how did it go?

They don't
have a computer
in that school.

Oh.

Did you talk
to anybody?

One kid.

He's an Indian.

Good.

They give you
a lot of homework?

Did it on the bus.

That's great.

Go on in and have
milk and cookies.

I didn't get milk.

Have water and cookies.

Bring me a cookie!

Mom, can I get
some ice cream?

That's enough.
That's enough.

Make that two.

I already
got you one.

Next.

Have a seat, ma'am.

Go ahead.

Let's go.

Good fiddlin',
Murph.

Real sweet,
Murph.

Is this your boy?

This is
my boy Jake.

Murphy Jones.

Pleased
to meet you.

You moonlighting?

We just let off
a little steam,

me and the high school
principal

and the basketball
coach.

You going to Pearson
junior high?

Yes, sir.

I went there
in the dark ages.

You don't look
that old.

I've got
a 4-year-old grandson
named after me.

Hello, Murphy.

Hi, Margaret.

Coming over
for bridge?

Sorry, I can't.

Edith Hollis
is making spaghetti.

Besides, you and Warner
fight too much.

Well, all right
for you.

You probably don't
watch much television.

I'm pretty well
booked up.

You see,
I'm a widower.

That's the same
as catnip to a cat

in a town
where ladies

outnumber you
10 to 1.

It looks
like everybody's

been to the restroom.

I better get back.

Good night, son.

Ma'am.

1, 2, 3, 4...

[Humming]

Come on, mom.

Mom?

Gin.

Oh, honey.

God, it's 1:00!

I'm sorry.

You can go to bed,

even though
I'm winning.

You don't have to
brush your teeth.

Oh, yes, you do!

If you get a cavity,
I'll kill myself.

Have you had
a business license?

No.

It'll take
a few minutes.

Just sit down,
and no smoking.

We've been waiting,
Murphy.

We've got a warrant.

Jesse,
I got the money.

22 tickets
at $10 apiece.

That's $220.

22 tickets
in 22 days?

That doesn't
make sense!

It does to me.

Murphy, why don't you
move the car?

Why don't you move
the damn parking meter?

The town council
won't do it.

We'll see each other
a lot.

Mrs. Moriarty.

Why are you
doing this, Murphy?

You having
a nervous breakdown?

If it were my dog,

I'd tie it up there.

Same thing.

It's a car.

It's a family heirloom.

I'm going to keep
my eye on it.

They've stolen
my hubcaps
and my tires.

They've unscrewed
my Venus!

I'm not going
to stand still
for that.

Put in a supply
of quarters.

I've got a proposal.

You take out the meter,

and I'll put in a tree.

It will provide shade,

give the dogs something.

Tell that
to your city council.

Mrs. Moriarty.

Mr. Jones.

Are you
the town oddball?

When I'm pushed,
I shove.

You can't fight
city hall.

You can wrestle them.

You're not a good risk.

There's no husband
to cosign.

There's no collateral.

You're renting.

I don't see
any assets.

I'm the asset.

I've been
working ranches
all my life.

You're a woman.

If I wore a fly,
not a zipper,

I'd get the loan?

You'd have
a better chance.

Well, I'd go out
on the streets,

but you've only
got one.

I think
that will work.

Thank you very much.

Bessie, don't forget
to put the labels on.

You're getting
absent-minded lately.

You were wearing
different-colored
socks yesterday.

Good morning.

Is it?

Well,
the sun's out.

I'll settle
for that.

Are you always
this cheerful
in the morning?

If the market
edges up.

I'm not in the market,

just in the soup.

Something wrong?

Could I have
two extra-strength
Tylenol, please?

Sure.

How do you
open this?

I'll get it.

There's a lot of flu
going around.

I hope I catch it

and die!

What's wrong?

I need a loan.

I can't get one.

You're a big man here.

I have to pay
my parking tickets.

How about a loan?

No.

That was real
friendly.

We're not friends.

I don't know you.

I don't know
your character.

It's just like
anybody else's.

It's good sometimes,
bad sometimes.

I worked hard
for these calluses.

I'm carrying
these people.

Helen Taylor
was taken off medicare.

She needed a wheelchair
for a broken back.

Andy stern was fired

two days before
his pension started,

after 30 years
with the company.

The tire company
moved out

and welched on
their health contracts.

Stu Hanson
still needs digitalis.

You're way down
the line.

I have an uncle
in Dallas

who'd call you
a bleeding heart.

I don't give a diddly
what they call me.

The organ may bleed,
but I've got one.

Well.

I guess that's that.

I'm sorry I can't
make you the loan.

Ah.

I'm on the volunteer
fire department.

If your barn burns,
you'll see me.

Well, it just might...

For the insurance.

Jake, watch
what you're doing.

How many
do we have to do?

All of them.

Well, come on.

Wipe the dirt off.

Jake,
we got a problem.

We're counting
every penny.

You can't
leave the lights on.

You can't buy
magazines.

We're broke.
We're busted.

We got to make do.

We got to
wear it out.

We're on our own.

We're on our own,
pal.

You and me, pal.

Oh!

We got
two pretty good
heads here.

We'll just put them
together, huh?

We'll be all right,
right?

Right?

Right.

Right.

Excuse me.
Do you need a box boy?

No, honey,
we already got one.

You got a paper route
I can have?

Have you got
a bicycle?

No, sir.

You can't
deliver papers.

Thank you.

Excuse me,
Mr. Jones.

Do you need
your car washed
for a dollar?

No one lays a hand
on that car but me.

Hold it a minute, son.

Bessie, would you
hold down the fort?

You don't see
any grease in there.

This car looks the same
as it did

in the show room
in.

Looks
real clean.

A doctor could operate
in there.

Look at that upholstery.

That's the original
upholstery.

Right over there,
that's an eight-day clock.

You see this?

This is etched glass.

Etched!

Here is a vase
for a Rose.

What kind of mileage
do you get?

Hop in.

Mean it?

We can go
for a ride.

Does it go faster?

No.

What happens
if you want to pass?

I'm in no hurry.

[Horn honks]

Give me a ride.

Be happy to,
Mr. Abbott.

I'm settled.
Let's go.

Mr. Abbott, this is
Jake Moriarty.

Abbott's
our oldest citizen.

Hi, there.

Hi.

I'll be 89
in September.

How are you,
Mr. Abbott?

Gonna be some changes.

I'm getting married.

Well, who's the lady?

Kate Cooper.
She's from Poindexter.

I'm afraid I haven't
had the pleasure.

Well, she's old,
like I am.

Nobody wants her,
but I do.

You give her
my best wishes.

We'll get along.

We hug, kiss,
still have those feelings,

still know how.

Don't think you youngsters
got a monopoly.

I'm sure heartened
to hear it, Mr. Abbott.

Hey, hey!

You're going too fast!

I don't want
an accident.

We're doing
30 miles an hour.

It's too dang fast.

Let me out of here.

I'll walk.

Don't like the way
you drive, Murphy.

It's good
not to taper off.

[Horn honks]

Come every afternoon
at 5:00.

You can wash glasses,
$3.00 an hour.

$3.50.

I see you take after
your mother.

Whoa, baby.

Whoa, baby.

Freeman,
putting him up today?

Bet your sweet "yes, ma'am."

You buying yourself
something?

I'm just
window-shopping.

Better sit
on the truck.

Here.

Thank you.

You coming
to the elks dance?

I'm not an elk.

You don't
have to be.

By Saturday,
I'm soaking my feet.

Then I'll see you
around.

See you around.

Albert's
a good dancer.

I've known
a lot of them.

Men been giving you
a little trouble?

Nothing but.

I've been out
of that war
for some time.

Jake tells me
he's washing dishes
for you.

That's more
than he does for me.

Thanks.

Good morning to you all.

And I hope it is good.

I've brought some bargains
and some surprises today.

You figure out
which is which.

Let's do some business.

The first horses
come from
Mrs. Dimwitty's place.

We'll start this bay
with a $100 bid.

$100.

Kind of like the look
of that one.

Don't fall in love.
Bowed tendons.

That's not good?

That's not good.

Are you sure?

Sold for $350.

March him around here
real pretty.

He's pretty
as a speckled pup.

Popped knees.

Take a good look at him.

Let's have that
little old black in here now,
boys.

Gentle as a puppy.

Fistulous withers.

Don't disappoint me, boys.

Let's start him out big.

Bring in that bay,
boys.

Here's a good-looking
animal.

This is Mrs. Dimwitty's
favorite little old horse.

Probably one of the best
animals here.

Bring him on
around here, boys.

Take a good look at him.

Let me hear from you.

$100.

Got 100, need 200,
200, 200, 2o0.

2.

I need 300.

4.
I got 400.

5.
I got 5, give me 6.

600.

I got 600.
Anybody give 7?

750.

Do I hear 8?

900.

$900 bid, need a thou,
need a thou.

$1,000.

I've got a $1,000 bid.

$1,000.
Do I hear any more?

Do I hear any advance?

Sold to that gentleman

on the flat-bed truck.

He stole it while you were
scratching whatever itches.

You can't
make me a loan,

but you can come up
with $1,000.

The widow's my cousin.
Blood's thicker.

Where you keeping him?

With you.

Oh.

Whoa.

That-a boy.

Good boy.

Don't you ever work?

I'm getting other interests
at this time of life.

Yeah? Like what?

I'm taking French lessons
by correspondence course.

It's a language
of diplomacy.

I'm writing
a chili cookbook.

I'm reading
stonewall Jackson's letters.

That should
keep you young.

It takes something more
than that.

Like what?

Something that puts the heart
back into you.

Like loving somebody.

That's right.

[Horn honks]

Hey, what the hell
are you doing?

Get out of here!

Get out.

Are you all right?

I am if you're insured.

I ain't.

[Knock on door]

[Crying]

You having
a little cry?

What for?

It costs $3.00

for an aspirin tablet
in here.

They're charging me
$150 a night.

My head hurts.

Take your choice.

Oh, here.

Blow your nose.

It costs a dollar
for that.

You can pay for it.

Things are picking up
at your place.

Oh, yeah?
How come?

I put the word out.

You've got a mare,

Albert Sawsville's.

Jim Forrest
left a bay.

And coverly, Freeman.

Freeman left a runty
little piebald with you.

Now it looks like
the main line's busted.

It'll be over
in a minute.

I'll wait.

I'm just feeling sorry
for myself.

I'll listen
if you want to talk.

I'm sitting here thinking

I'm raising this kid
by myself,

probably making mistakes
and he'll be ruined.

I have a concussion.

I'm 33,
and I'm living like a nun.

Let's walk
down the hall.

I don't want to.

Let's do it anyway.

Just throw your feet
out here.

Are these your slippers?

Yes.

All right, here.

There we go.

Put your feet down.

We won't set any records
or anything.

We'll just go
nice and easy, huh?

Let's review your troubles.

You're raising a kid,
doing a good job.

He washes his hands

after he goes
to the bathroom.

Your concussion
is mild.

You're 33?

That's seasoned,
not sagging.

You're living
like a nun.

Next time
you're asked,
say yes.

What do you do?

You asking me
about my sex life?

Yes, I am.

Occasionally
I go to Phoenix.

There's a lady there

that gives me
dinner...

And breakfast.

I wondered.

Did you, now?

Any of them yours?

I told you,
I go out of town.

You feeling
better?

Yes.

I think
you'll make it.

Your color's good,
prospects are good.

You got only
one problem.

Your nightshirt
is open down the back.

I came for
my allergy shots...

Why didn't you
just parade me
down main street?

Well, you sure are
a sight for sore eyes.

I thought I had
enough problems.

I'm not adding to them.

I wanted to see you.

It's been two years.

Bobby Jack, I've got
one $10 bill.

I'm not putting
the bite on you.

I wanted to see
your blue eyes.

They're brown.

I missed you.

I hope
you're passing through.

I had bad news.

My old daddy died.

I'm so sorry.

He ate his supper,
climbed into bed,
and just went.

Bobby Jack,
I'm so sorry.

He was a dear old man.

Now you and Jake

are my only
living relatives.

The divorce was final.

Dad!

Jake?

Jake...

Look at you.

Come here.

Oh, boy.

Dad.

Did you miss me?

Yeah.
Did you miss me?

Yeah, I missed you.

Dad!

I missed you.

You're back.

Yeah, I'm back.

I'm back.

I'm back.

Dad.

Then the recession hit.

The country club lost
a lot of members,

and they didn't need
a golf pro anymore.

I was in flagstaff,

selling ads
for the yellow pages.

I went
to bartenders' school.

I got a job in Portland,

but everybody's drinking
white wine these days.

So you're broke, huh?

You've shot up,
string bean.

He always needs
new pants.

You got a mustache.

It's a tickler.
You like it?

Yeah. You got
a motorcycle, too.

That bike is more fun
than a roller coaster.

I didn't get you
anything

because I wanted to get
to know you again,

pick out something
just right.

I don't need
anything.

Dream something up.
Let the genie out.

Honey, it's bedtime.

You going to stay?

I'd like to.

I'm all moteled out.

Good night, dad.

Jake, wha...

There are
other people here.

Oh, sorry.
Good night.

Good night, dear.
Sweet dreams.

Thank you.

My daddy wanted you
to have this.

It was mentioned
in the will.

You should keep it.

He loved you.

I love you.

Well, it started out
that way.

Remember the back seat
to the '59 Chevy?

The one
that got repossessed?

Yeah.

While we had it,
we used it.

I was 16. I'm 33.

I'm older, too,
and trying
to get smarter.

Having any luck?

I'm a different
person.

Are you?

I'm a born-again
Christian.

My gosh! I hope
they don't pass you
the collection plate.

That's not kind,
Emma.

The internal
revenue service wants you.

You didn't file
your income tax.

I've seen them.

Your damn checks
bounced.

This leopard is trying
to change his spots.

I don't believe you.

The boy
is real glad
to see me.

Well, that's blackmail.

If you can tell me
that the fire's out,

that there's not
one tiny spark
left between us,

I'll tip my hat

and get back
on the motorcycle.

I divorced you.

And you cried
on the courthouse steps.

I could sleep
with little Jake.

I haven't said
you can stay.

Why were you never
as good on your feet
as in bed?

Well, I will be.
You'll see.

There's one bathroom
in this house.

I use it first.

Howdy.

What a day, huh?

It's supposed to
hit 80.

You the hired hand?

No, son,
I'm not.

I just stable
my horse here.

I'm the husband.

Congratulations.

Been away
serving your country
or something?

We got divorced.

Doesn't that make you
an ex-husband?

When your foot's
in the door,

it's hard
to close it.

I'm supposed to
clean the stable.

[Splat]

That ought
to get you started.

What do I do?

I'm a city boy.

If I were you,

I'd roll up my pants
and walk tiptoe.

Next?

Hoof pick, currycomb,
body brush, dandy brush,

mane and tail comb,
grooming cloth.

They should all look

like they're going
to Sunday school.

Next?

Feed them a little
corn, oats,

mixed with
a little molasses.

Oh, sorry.

Next?
Teeth.

Teeth?

Teeth.

Get a flashlight.

You open
the horse's mouth,

push the tongue aside,

look at all the molars
on each side.

I warn you,
some horses resist
this procedure.

[Turns on shower]

Caught you looking.

You mean
to stand there
and tell me

you won't eat it

unless I cut it up
for you?

All right. Here.

Come on.
Come on.

Oh, not my fingers.

Yo, Murph.
You know anything
about plumbing?

It's necessary.

Could you
unclog a toilet?

Probably.
It wouldn't be
my first priority.

The plumber can't
get here till Wednesday.

It might be
the ball cock.

Most problems
start there.

I took it apart
but can't get it
back together.

I've done this
since the days of
pulling the chain.

Boardwalk!

Oh.

He tried.

These things
are tricky.

He's here because
he's out of work.

Times are tough.

I remember during
the depression...
The real one...

20, 30 men
a day came by.

Mama took them in
and fed them all.

That's all I'm doing.

I'll need
some pliers.

Right.

Thank you.

Well, it's working.

Somebody threw
a cigar butt
down there.

Are you
smoking?

Murphy,
stay to dinner?

Well, to tell you
the truth,

I don't have
much appetite.

You want
milk or beer?

Beer.

Thousand island
or Italian?

Italian.

French fries?

If you
got them.

If anybody's listening,
I'll take thousand island,

I don't want fries,

and beer
would be fine.

I know
what you like.

Can I have beer?

In about five years.

We haven't
been introduced.

I'm Bobby Jack Moriarty.

Murphy Jones.

You seem to be
pretty handy, Murphy.

Well, I tinker a bit.

The question is,
"what with?"

Most anything.

I could sew
Mrs. Moriarty here
a dress.

I could cut it,
hem it,

and put in a zipper.

Give me
a butterick pattern,
and you got it.

You one of
those funny fellows?

No.

The only son
of a widowed mother.

Hey, Murph!

Join us for frankfurters
and Sauerkraut?

I could eat
three or four.

They're on.

Stew?

Is that beef or lamb?

Beef.

That's my preference.

Chili.

I'd like to
know something.

Don't step
on the wet floor!

How come
that old geezer
finishes riding

just as we're
starting supper

and ends up
at our table?

I think
he times it that way.

[Humming]

Cut.

What's the game?

Five-card draw,
nothing wild.

Ante up.

Ok, I'm in.

Check.

Check.
Check.

It'll cost
two match sticks.

See you.

Call.

I'm in.

How many?

Three.

How unfortunate.

One...

And look out.

One.

I'll take four.

Four?

Four.

Four.

Oh, I'll play these.

What do you say?

I'll check.

I'll check.

I'll bet three...

Ahem.

Whose bet?

Yours.

Oh.

Let's test
for gas.

I bet 20.

The limit is 10!

All right!
Then I bet 10.

I have this
strong conviction

we'll get clobbered
by a high flush.
I fold.

You chased me off.

She's bluffing.

I call you.

This house
is about as full
as they come.

Two gents.
Three ladies.

Read 'em and weep.

I almost had
a heart attack!

All night,
I don't see anything,

then whammo!

I'll make
root beer floats.

Watch this.
Don't trust them.

Thanks for bringing
the ice cream.

I've mooched
lots of meals lately.

We've taken you
out of circulation.

What do the ladies
in town say?

They're hanging
over the back fences.

I guess
they need something
to gossip about.

They do like
something to chew on.

0f course, they know
my husband's back.

Mmm-hmm.

They think three is
a real interesting number.

Ok, we got
6, 10, Jack,

4, 10, 8, queen...

Oh...
3 of diamonds.

Look out
for this guy.

9 of spades.
Who knows?

Ace high bets...
So, five.

I'm out.
Call.

I'll call.

50f clubs.
Nothing there.

And...

40f clubs.
Busted flush.

What do you know?

Pair of bullets.

Let's step outside, huh?

Shouldn't we
finish the game?

We'll get to it.

Mister, you're cheating.

You're dealing off
the bottom of the deck.

We're playing
for match sticks.

It's a bad habit.

Lose it while
you're around here.

What will we
tell them about
coming out here?

Tell them you won
the pissing contest.

That one with
the leather strap.

This one?

Yeah.

Ok, now...

It doesn't
sit right.

Your ears jut out.

What's wrong
with a baseball cap?

I'm trying to
make him fit in.

Western country
calls for a cowboy hat.

Let me see that.

It's got
some snap to it.

How much is that?

$49.50.

Ok, let's look
in the mirror.

I want one
just like this.

Aren't you getting
tired of that shirt?

Don't try
switching me off it.

This is my shirt.

You're out of style.

I wouldn't
be surprised.

Oh, good evening.

Hello.

It seems
to just sit there.

Maybe it needs
a different crease.

It's how you wear it
that matters.

Wear it back
on your head,

that means
you like people

and you got all day.

Tipped on the side
means you're a rooster

and you're looking
for a lady or a fight.

Wear it low
on your forehead,

that means
get off the sidewalk

and clear a path

because you're cocked
and ready to fire.

We're going
to the movies.

I haven't been
since the Duke died.

What?

Where's this
coming from?

Ahhh!

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god!

Ahhh!

I once worked
in a slaughterhouse.

Why pay good money
to see it again?

Sure was bloody.

They use ketchup.

They fake everything
out there.

Want a lifesaver?

I saw what dad did
while we played cards.

Maybe it's
a good thing you did.

He did it twice.

Take after him
or not.

It's up to you.

We're getting
a good look
at the sky tonight.

See that?

That's the north star.

Before they had
compasses or sextants,

they crossed the ocean
just by following that.

Isn't that
remarkable?

Yuck!

I'm sick
to my stomach.

$3.00 for
human hamburger.

Have a mint.

Thanks.

What's going on
over there?

Thursday night bingo.

Bingo?

You're kidding!
That's great!

Could you get us in?

I've paid my dues.
I guess I can.

I like bingo.

I never won,
but I like bingo.

O-72.

Seven... two.

B-11.

One... one.

H-43.

We're playing hingo?

N-43.

Four... three.

I got it!
Bingo!

Awww!
Ohhh!

Missed it by one.

There's time.
I'm not even close.

N-42, g-47,
and 0-69.

It's correct.
He's a winner.

Are there
any other winners?

If not, I declare
this game completed.

Jonas, you won $68.

Buy your wife
some black stockings.

I'm banking it.

There will be
a five-minute break.

The bar is open.

Be right back.

Hi.

Hi.

It's hot in there.

I guess it's just
my time of life.

No, it's hot.

You know,
I think Murphy's
gaining weight.

You must be
a good cook.

Well, I wouldn't
win any contests.

He probably
just visits you
for the company.

He sure seems
cheered up.

I've never
seen him down.

He was a wreck.

He was drunk
the first year.

Never spoke
to a soul
the second.

Crazy
about his wife.

Was she sick
for very long?

Not a day
in her life.

She turned
to say something,

and she
dropped dead.

O-72.

Seven... two.

Seven... two.

I-19.

You don't have it.

One... nine.

Oh, I have it.

N-40.

I don't
have any.

That's the worst card.

Oh, wait,
I have that.

0-75.

Seven... five.

Oh, I have this.

N-37.

You don't have that.

Three... seven.

Ahhh! Bingo!

Bingo!
I got bingo!

Henry,
check the little lady.

What do I get?

Wait till we're sure
you're the right one.

She's got n-36.

N-36!

N-37.

N-37!

The free spot,
n-40, and n-35.

She's got them all.

I've got them all!

Are there
any other winners?

If not, I declare
this game completed.

What do I win?

The night's
biggest pot!

Yeah?

$200.

Oh, my!

$200!

I won $200!
I won $200!

I'll have to
bring you here
more often.

Where did you go?

That guy got it
with a hatchet!

It split his skull
like a melon.

I won $200
at tic-tac-bing0!

Makes up
for the money
that disappeared.

Well, that's great!

I'm running
a little short.

Could you loan me 20?

Good boy, primrose.

What's all this?

For you.

14 cases of beer?

We're throwing
a barbecue.

For who?

The whole damn town.

We'll celebrate
our wedding anniversary.

I don't celebrate
that anymore.

Well, I do.
May 21st.

We were married
on the 15th.

You just
wanted a party.

Life's short!

[Cheering]

You got it!

Get going, boy!

All right, Jake!

All right!
All right!

That's my boy!

That's my boy!

That's Jake Moriarty,
ladies and gentlemen!

Need a refill, sheriff?

How about you?

There you go.
There you go.

You fellows
need some more beer?

No.

Susie or Beth?

I can't tell
you two apart.

Some of the boys wanted
something a little stronger.

Should I clean
what you don't?

Give it back.

How old are you?

Who wants to know?

I do.

I know who
Herbert hoover was.

I'm old enough
to know better.

You're as bad
as a woman.

You won't tell me,
will you?

Nope.
You missed
another one.

Looks like
we're running out.

What kind of husband
were you, Murphy?

I don't know
that I was easy
to live with.

I don't demonstrate
everything I feel.

I was a little tight
about money.

They say one good marriage
can lead to another.

No, they're rare.

I know.

I was surprised
someone fell
in love with me.

Why? Don't you
like yourself?

Yes. I just
didn't expect it
to be contagious.

You're a big help
in the kitchen.

Finish those dishes,
dad?

Still at it, son.

You two talk a lot,
don't you, dad?

We exchange
a few words, son.

Could we
sever this family
relationship?

I wouldn't
be happy

if I were
your dad.

I think
you're banging Emma.

"Banging."
kind of an ugly
expression

for that particular
pleasure.

Isn't that
what's going on?

I wouldn't
take that up
with you.

I'm taking it up
with you.

You are a miserable
little son of a bitch.

I don't know
why she took you in.

You may be
younger and stronger,

but you're about to get
your ass kicked,

by my boots.

You're a feisty
old bugger.

I thought we just
settled that.

♪ I love you more

♪ than the morning
loves the flowers ♪

♪ than the ocean

♪ loves the shore

♪ than a day
loves the hours ♪

♪ I will love you longer

♪ than the desert sky
is lonely ♪

♪ oh, you can
believe me ♪

♪ I love you only

Sometimes it felt
like I had two kids.

♪ I love you only ♪

I'm cutting in.

I see
you have legs.

You changed your shirt.

Nice legs.

Nice shirt.

You ought to be
out of wind by now.

1, 2...
1, 2, 3.

I came to dance.

Don't hog.

It's come around
to me again.

I miss you
when you're gone.

Wait a minute!

How about if the two of you
dance together?

Care to?

I'll lead.
Watch your toes.

Murphy!

Macaroni and cheese!

No, thank you.

I could defrost
a t-bone.

I'm cutting down
on red meat.

Waffles?

I had them
for breakfast.

Tomato soup?

I've got a bridge game.
Margaret's waiting.

Jake wants to
talk to you.

What about?

I don't know.
He wouldn't say.

I'll give him
a couple minutes.

What's the matter?

He didn't say.

He just wants
to talk.

Surprise!

Happy birthday, Murphy!

Nobody's thrown me a party
since I went to war.

Which war's that?

Crimean.

Margaret, you're guilty
of duplicity.

I was afraid
you'd just come
to my house.

Who planned this?

Margaret and I.
We thought you knew.

No. I'm bowled over.

Bessie, who's
minding the store?

It's shut up
tight,

and don't say
another word about it.

You logged in
another one.

They're coming faster.

Still got hair.

But lost my gallbladder.

Open up my present.

Sure, Jake.

We've got punch
and cake.

Margaret,
would you serve?

Uh, Murphy?

Murphy, could I talk to you
in the kitchen?

Yeah.

Jake, here.
I'll do this later.

Here, let me help you.

Put it on the table.

This has become
a second home to me,

and I want to
thank you for it.

You should get
married again.

When I'm ready.

When's that?

One of these days.

Somebody
around here?

Probably.

I'll give you
another party.

I'll let you know when.

Ok, Murphy, this is it.

How many candles
go on your cake?

How old are you?

Just set
the damn thing on fire.

A can of car wax
from Jake.

Thank you, son.

You're welcome.

This is from me,
Murph.

Let's see what
we got here.

A black tie.

That will
come in real handy
at funerals.

And Margaret's
cherries.

Nobody
puts them up
better.

Well, be careful.

There may be
some pits in there.

All right!

Whoo!

Golly!
Look at that!

There you go!

Get it
in one go,
Murph.

All right.

Go, Murphy!

Come on!

Go! Go! Go!

Yay!

Do you want me
to cut it?

No, I'll slice it.

Well...

I've known
some of you
all my life.

I kissed Margaret
behind the barn

when I was
8 years old.

I got Freeman's
blood in me.

He gave a pint or two
when I needed it.

My friends have
overlooked my shortcomings

and seen me through
dark days

and brightened up
the rest.

I'm honored and lucky
to have them.

Who wants the first slice?

Me.

Jake.

Thanks.

Ok.

Hmmm.

Bend your knees,
or you'll get a hernia.

Aah!

Bobby Jack!

Will you
get off me!

Get off me!

Well, that's
what hay's for,

to have a roll in.

[Sneeze]

[Sneeze]

I seem to
be allergic to...

[Sneeze]

Something.

Oh!

[Horn honks]

How come you're here?

I want to talk.

You saw
the dish I broke.

No, I didn't.

That's because
I glued it together.

That's why
I didn't see it.

I'm going to ask
your dad to leave.

What did he do?

We're not married anymore,

and we can't live together
like we're married.

He wants to.

So he's going.

Yes.

I want to walk home.

You sure have had
a short childhood.

This is Larry,
and this is Linus.

They're twins,

and they're mine.

Kind of funny, you know.

I keep, uh...
I keep getting boys.

Oh, Emma,
this is Wanda,

and she's
a friend of mine from Tulsa.

It's a long way to drive
with two babies.

Yes, ma'am.

Please
just call me Emma.

Are you a day over 17?

I'm 18.

How come
you got pregnant?

Forgot to do something.

He's always
in such a rush.

Well, they're going to
need a last name.

That's up to Bobby Jack.

Do yourself a favor.

[Pfft]

Hope we don't have
to do this again.

Take a class
in shorthand or typing.

You never know
when you might need it.

I just want
to stay at home
with my babies.

Well, at least
he likes kids.

Don't take my head off.

This isn't a traffic ticket
you can just tear up.

I know.

I know it.

We had a heat wave,

and she's wearing
a little tank top,

and we sat licking
the same ice cream...

Don't tell me
the details.

There you go!

I can see you
settin' your jaw.

Emma, nobody is perfect.

Bobby Jack, you've
never even been close.

Well, I haven't had
enough good times
yet, Emma.

Well, the party's over,
my friend.

Somebody just
handed you the check,

so pick up the tab!

Does everybody
have to?

Most people do, yes.

Sell your motorcycle,
Bobby Jack.

Sign a lease
on a house.

Put some money
in a college fund.

But I'll always
love you, Emma.

How'd it go?

I'll never get married.

Yes, you will.

Some girl will find you
and never let you go.

This is Larry,
and this is Linus.

Or this is Linus,
and this is Larry.

They're your brothers.

Have a seat.

[Baby crying]

Wave bye-bye.

Bye-bye!

Jake, keep looking
in that mailbox.

There'll be something
there for you.

[Bell rings]

Make me something,
Murphy.

How about
a chocolate soda?

All chocolate.

He came by
on his way out of town.

Bought some diapers
and baby powder.

I'm in such a funny mood.

What will I do
with my life, Murphy?

Get on with it.

Should I get rid
of the ranch?

Should I dye my hair?

You're a big girl.

I've done a lot
of dumb things.

I married too young.

I married
the wrong guy.

I never went
to college.

Spilt milk.

Give me some advice,
Murphy.

You've lived a long time.

You want advice?
Write "dear Abby"!

Take your problems
to your local minister

or the mental health clinic.

I'm not a lifeguard,

and I'm not
your damn Dutch uncle!

If you don't know
how things are,

you're not as smart
as I thought.

Good evening,
Murphy.

Good evening.

It's going to be
a lovely night,
isn't it?

Yes, it is.

Have a nice ride?

Well, yes, I did.

It's going to be
a handsome moon.

Do you think
it's going to rain?

No, it's dry
this time of year.

Are we talking
about the weather?

You are.

That's not what
I want to talk about.

Take another tack, Emma.

I don't know
what tack to take.

I'll help you.

Separate the men
from the boys, Emma.

I show some wear,

but if fruit hangs
on the tree long enough,
it gets ripe.

I'm durable,
I'm steady,

and I'm faithful.

I'm in love
for the last time
in my life.

I'm in love
for the first time
in my life.

So?

So...

Stay to supper,
Murphy?

Not unless
I'm still here
at breakfast.

How do you
like your eggs?

I'm 60.

♪ Seems funny now

♪ to think of how
I call you up ♪

♪ and talk about
all the little things ♪

♪ that were on my mind

♪ you were a friend

♪ you listened
to all I dreamed of ♪

♪ I wanted a real love

♪ the good
old-fashioned kind ♪

♪ it was you all along

♪ you who kept me strong

♪ I wonder how
I could have been so blind ♪

♪ you kissed me like a lover

♪ loved me like a friend

♪ and I knew love
for the last time ♪

♪ I got burned

♪ seems like everybody does

♪ by romance