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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,436 --> 00:00:03,742 [SOFT ROCK MUSIC] 2 00:00:03,742 --> 00:00:05,788 LOUDERMILK: After you left, there was a guy hanging around. 3 00:00:05,788 --> 00:00:07,137 Uh, gave me a card to give to you. 4 00:00:07,137 --> 00:00:08,486 Said he wants you to call him. 5 00:00:08,486 --> 00:00:09,487 Yeah, he's a health inspector, right? 6 00:00:09,487 --> 00:00:10,836 No. He owns a restaurant. 7 00:00:10,836 --> 00:00:12,447 Says he's looking for some help. 8 00:00:12,447 --> 00:00:14,057 CLAIRE: My mom's taking a writing class, 9 00:00:14,057 --> 00:00:15,276 and she gave me a short story of hers to read. 10 00:00:15,276 --> 00:00:16,668 Do you think you could read it for me, 11 00:00:16,668 --> 00:00:18,192 maybe just give, like, a couple notes? 12 00:00:18,192 --> 00:00:19,845 "Her mind kept returning 13 00:00:19,845 --> 00:00:22,065 "to his throbbing muscle thrusting into her..." 14 00:00:22,065 --> 00:00:24,241 Yeah, your story, I read it. 15 00:00:24,241 --> 00:00:25,982 You sure do have a lot of vinyl. 16 00:00:25,982 --> 00:00:28,593 Pool? Yeah, throw it on. 17 00:00:28,593 --> 00:00:31,031 ♪ ♪ 18 00:00:34,686 --> 00:00:38,168 I had a hot dog with my son Jeremy today, 19 00:00:38,168 --> 00:00:39,996 and he made me this. 20 00:00:39,996 --> 00:00:42,346 Aww, that's so cute. 21 00:00:42,346 --> 00:00:44,566 He drew you a picture of a... 22 00:00:44,566 --> 00:00:46,872 Koala bear.No. 23 00:00:46,872 --> 00:00:48,570 No, that's me. See. 24 00:00:48,570 --> 00:00:51,225 You got a budding artist. How old is the little fella? 25 00:00:51,225 --> 00:00:53,879 He's 15.No, the kid who made the mug. 26 00:00:53,879 --> 00:00:55,533 That's Jeremy. He's 15. 27 00:00:55,533 --> 00:00:57,057 He just got his learner's permit, 28 00:00:57,057 --> 00:01:00,060 and he wants me to teach him how to drive in my van. 29 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,932 Okay, well... [SIGHS] 30 00:01:02,932 --> 00:01:05,630 I'm really glad that you're reconnecting with your kids, Mugs. 31 00:01:05,630 --> 00:01:08,459 Yeah, they, uh... They grow up fast. 32 00:01:08,459 --> 00:01:10,592 Yeah, especially when you miss half their life. 33 00:01:10,592 --> 00:01:12,246 [STAMMERING] 34 00:01:12,246 --> 00:01:14,291 Fuck you, you brittle-boned half a motherfucker. 35 00:01:14,291 --> 00:01:16,424 LOUDERMILK: Okay, uh, just... All right. Yeah. 36 00:01:16,424 --> 00:01:18,078 We got a couple minutes left. 37 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,080 Um... 38 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,864 Ben, you haven't said anything in a while. 39 00:01:23,561 --> 00:01:26,260 [CHUCKLES] Fine, if I have to. 40 00:01:26,260 --> 00:01:29,437 Uh, life's been mostly good, you know. 41 00:01:29,437 --> 00:01:32,092 I've been crossing a lot of stuff off my list. 42 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:34,703 I just finished every episode of Buddy N' Andy, 43 00:01:34,703 --> 00:01:36,139 so I'm pretty proud of that. 44 00:01:36,139 --> 00:01:38,228 And I've been playing some video poker, 45 00:01:38,228 --> 00:01:40,361 and, uh... Oh, the food truck 46 00:01:40,361 --> 00:01:43,364 made me realize that it's time for me to get back in the kitchen, 47 00:01:43,364 --> 00:01:44,713 so I've been looking for a chef job. 48 00:01:44,713 --> 00:01:46,715 But not really a lot out there. 49 00:01:46,715 --> 00:01:48,456 What about the restaurant owner who wanted to hire you? 50 00:01:48,456 --> 00:01:50,110 No, no, no, no, he's looking for a line cook, 51 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,763 not a head chef, so... 52 00:01:51,763 --> 00:01:54,026 Nothing wrong with taking a job and working your way up. 53 00:01:54,026 --> 00:01:56,072 And if you're good, you won't be line cooking for long. 54 00:01:56,072 --> 00:01:58,205 Especially true in the service industry, 55 00:01:58,205 --> 00:02:00,816 where an IQ over 70 and two working thumbs makes you a superstar. 56 00:02:00,816 --> 00:02:01,860 No offense, Rog. 57 00:02:01,860 --> 00:02:03,862 Oh, I'm not offended, 58 00:02:03,862 --> 00:02:05,473 because I have these. 59 00:02:05,473 --> 00:02:08,084 Heh. Heh.[LAUGHS] 60 00:02:08,084 --> 00:02:10,739 Hey, you know what? Stevie's right. 61 00:02:10,739 --> 00:02:14,090 I started out rinsing chem-packs at my current job, 62 00:02:14,090 --> 00:02:16,614 and now I'm the guy who mixes the chemicals 63 00:02:16,614 --> 00:02:18,312 and gets the spray canisters ready 64 00:02:18,312 --> 00:02:19,704 for our boys out in the field. 65 00:02:19,704 --> 00:02:21,706 It's a lot of responsibility. 66 00:02:21,706 --> 00:02:23,578 You get a clogged nozzle when you're knee-deep 67 00:02:23,578 --> 00:02:26,146 in a nest of mud daubers, it's over. 68 00:02:27,451 --> 00:02:29,366 What the fuck do you do again? 69 00:02:29,366 --> 00:02:31,020 I'm regional equipment tech for Value Pest Control. 70 00:02:32,848 --> 00:02:34,415 I'm like Q from James Bond. 71 00:02:34,415 --> 00:02:36,982 Oh, I've seen those ads all over cable TV. 72 00:02:36,982 --> 00:02:38,288 Hey, how much would you guys charge 73 00:02:38,288 --> 00:02:39,811 to take out my neighbor's beagle? 74 00:02:39,811 --> 00:02:41,248 What are you, an asshole?TONY: What? 75 00:02:41,248 --> 00:02:42,727 Damn thing's yelping all night. 76 00:02:42,727 --> 00:02:44,381 Sounds like a seal having a stroke. 77 00:02:44,381 --> 00:02:46,035 What... What do you say, Mugs? 78 00:02:46,035 --> 00:02:48,168 Shame on you for even thinking that. 79 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,387 It's my job. This is my career. 80 00:02:50,387 --> 00:02:52,041 I would never do that in a million years. 81 00:02:53,738 --> 00:02:55,349 Thousand bucks? 82 00:02:55,349 --> 00:02:57,394 MAN: I'll do it. 83 00:02:57,394 --> 00:02:59,570 You want it clean, or are we sending a message? 84 00:03:02,007 --> 00:03:03,792 You know, uh, I-I think I'll live with it. 85 00:03:06,011 --> 00:03:08,753 [FRANZ FERDINAND'S STAND ON THE HORIZONPLAYS] 86 00:03:08,753 --> 00:03:11,147 ♪ ♪ 87 00:03:21,026 --> 00:03:23,464 ♪ My head is still spinning 88 00:03:23,464 --> 00:03:25,030 [MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKER] 89 00:03:25,030 --> 00:03:29,296 ♪ I don't know what happened 90 00:03:29,296 --> 00:03:33,865 ♪ But I know I have to turn and walk away 91 00:03:34,649 --> 00:03:36,346 Claire. 92 00:03:36,346 --> 00:03:39,915 ♪ The house is still burning 93 00:03:39,915 --> 00:03:42,352 ♪ The walls are caving in 94 00:03:42,352 --> 00:03:45,181 [DOOR SLAMS]Oh! What the fuck, man? 95 00:03:45,181 --> 00:03:47,749 You almost made me pee myself on my new couch. 96 00:03:47,749 --> 00:03:50,578 That's new?New to me. 97 00:03:50,578 --> 00:03:53,058 Got it over on Howell Street. Ben helped me carry it up. 98 00:03:53,058 --> 00:03:56,061 Somebody threw that out for a reason. It's probably got lice. 99 00:03:57,976 --> 00:03:59,413 Why are you in my apartment? 100 00:03:59,413 --> 00:04:01,066 Why is my record in your apartment? 101 00:04:01,066 --> 00:04:03,068 What?This is my album, right? 102 00:04:03,068 --> 00:04:04,896 Did you steal it?No, it's not. 103 00:04:04,896 --> 00:04:06,289 My mom sent me this playlist. 104 00:04:06,289 --> 00:04:07,508 She sent you this?Yeah. 105 00:04:07,508 --> 00:04:08,813 It's her new favorite album. 106 00:04:08,813 --> 00:04:10,946 ♪ ♪ 107 00:04:10,946 --> 00:04:12,774 Uh, cool. Okay. 108 00:04:12,774 --> 00:04:14,384 Maybe just turn it down a little bit 109 00:04:14,384 --> 00:04:15,646 so you don't bug Levon. 110 00:04:15,646 --> 00:04:18,214 [VOLUME LOWERS] 111 00:04:18,214 --> 00:04:19,520 Who is this again? 112 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:21,217 The band's called Pool. 113 00:04:21,217 --> 00:04:23,611 It's actually just one person, Lizzie Poole. 114 00:04:23,611 --> 00:04:26,004 She's local. I like her. 115 00:04:26,004 --> 00:04:27,919 She's damaged in all the right ways. 116 00:04:27,919 --> 00:04:29,530 Like me.[SCOFFS, SNORTS] 117 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:30,922 Don't flatter yourself. 118 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:34,274 Oh, motherfucker! 119 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,319 I'm imagining bugs now because of you. 120 00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:37,929 Are you, though? 121 00:04:37,929 --> 00:04:41,281 ♪ The fog is just lifting 122 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:45,415 ♪ Glimpses of where I've been 123 00:04:45,415 --> 00:04:47,852 ♪ I'll pass the torch ♪ 124 00:04:47,852 --> 00:04:50,202 [SOFT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 125 00:04:50,202 --> 00:04:53,728 ♪ When I tell you, baby, that I've got a problem ♪ 126 00:04:53,728 --> 00:04:55,904 [WHISTLES] 127 00:04:55,904 --> 00:04:57,993 Hmm? How about this? 128 00:04:57,993 --> 00:05:00,430 Does this say fine dining or what? 129 00:05:00,430 --> 00:05:02,389 Did you get the chef's gig? 130 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:05,479 Not exactly, but I decided to take the gang's advice. 131 00:05:05,479 --> 00:05:09,352 And I took a foot-in-the-door position, if you will. 132 00:05:09,352 --> 00:05:11,963 What are you doing, making Claire's mom a mixtape? 133 00:05:11,963 --> 00:05:13,791 I'm having a Lester Bangs moment. 134 00:05:13,791 --> 00:05:15,489 [LAUGHS] Okay. 135 00:05:15,489 --> 00:05:17,578 Right here on the couch, all by your lonesome? 136 00:05:17,578 --> 00:05:19,144 I'm sorry. I don't know who that is. What's that? 137 00:05:19,144 --> 00:05:22,147 Lester Bangs. Rock critic, Rolling Stone. 138 00:05:22,147 --> 00:05:26,021 1969, he trashed MC5's debut album, Kick Out the Jams 139 00:05:26,021 --> 00:05:28,763 and then years later realized he made a mistake. 140 00:05:28,763 --> 00:05:30,808 Oh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 141 00:05:30,808 --> 00:05:33,594 But who gives a shit?I do. 142 00:05:33,594 --> 00:05:36,597 2011, this girl, Lizzie Poole, a local girl, 143 00:05:36,597 --> 00:05:39,164 she puts out her debut album, 144 00:05:39,164 --> 00:05:41,776 and I write a really bad review of it. 145 00:05:41,776 --> 00:05:43,995 Not just bad, but I'm a total dick about it. 146 00:05:43,995 --> 00:05:46,824 That's okay. Aren't all your reviews like that? 147 00:05:46,824 --> 00:05:50,306 I mean, being a dick is sort of your thing, isn't it? 148 00:05:50,306 --> 00:05:51,655 Yeah, when they deserve it. 149 00:05:51,655 --> 00:05:52,917 But I just listened to this thing. 150 00:05:52,917 --> 00:05:54,310 There's not a bad song on there. 151 00:05:56,007 --> 00:05:58,009 And the thing is, I don't even remember 152 00:05:58,009 --> 00:06:01,012 listening to it the first time around. 153 00:06:01,012 --> 00:06:02,840 I mean, that would've been probably 154 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,712 right when I was bottoming out 155 00:06:04,712 --> 00:06:06,627 and touring around with Monster Magnet 156 00:06:06,627 --> 00:06:08,324 for what was supposed to be a weekend 157 00:06:08,324 --> 00:06:09,891 and turned into two months. 158 00:06:09,891 --> 00:06:11,371 [LAUGHS] Why? 159 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,502 'Cause they were good. 160 00:06:12,502 --> 00:06:14,025 They were that good? 161 00:06:14,025 --> 00:06:15,723 At partying. Yeah. 162 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:20,467 I don't think she's ever put out another album. 163 00:06:20,467 --> 00:06:23,252 I can't help but think it's 'cause of my review. 164 00:06:23,252 --> 00:06:24,384 No, don't do that to yourself, Sam. 165 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,168 You don't know that. 166 00:06:26,168 --> 00:06:27,778 Maybe she said everything she wanted to with the first album. 167 00:06:27,778 --> 00:06:30,259 No, no. I had a lot of pull back then. 168 00:06:30,259 --> 00:06:32,261 You ever hear of a band called The Young Adults? 169 00:06:32,261 --> 00:06:34,481 Mm-mm.Exactly. 'Cause of me. 170 00:06:34,481 --> 00:06:37,092 Their lead singer, uh, Rudy Cheeks, 171 00:06:37,092 --> 00:06:39,703 he slept with my girlfriend, so bye-bye. 172 00:06:39,703 --> 00:06:40,965 [KEYS CLACKING] 173 00:06:40,965 --> 00:06:42,358 This girl didn't deserve that. 174 00:06:45,274 --> 00:06:46,493 Is this her? 175 00:06:48,059 --> 00:06:49,626 Yeah, I think so. 176 00:06:49,626 --> 00:06:51,411 Hmm. Well, there you go. 177 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,108 She's alive, and she's doing great. 178 00:06:53,108 --> 00:06:55,545 Oh, wait. This might be one of those memorial pages. 179 00:06:55,545 --> 00:06:58,766 No, no, she just posted something two days ago. 180 00:06:58,766 --> 00:07:00,811 Says here she works at Lines Vintage. 181 00:07:00,811 --> 00:07:02,726 It's right in town. It's a clothing store. 182 00:07:02,726 --> 00:07:06,730 [SIGHS] Vintage clothing. That's where artists go to die. 183 00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:07,949 This girl should be making music, 184 00:07:07,949 --> 00:07:10,212 not folding dead people's clothes. 185 00:07:10,212 --> 00:07:13,302 [SOMBER MUSIC] 186 00:07:13,302 --> 00:07:15,522 ♪ ♪ 187 00:07:17,698 --> 00:07:19,134 Thanks. 188 00:07:19,134 --> 00:07:21,353 ♪ ♪ 189 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:26,141 Your sign says "No food or drink allowed." 190 00:07:26,141 --> 00:07:27,751 Is that enforced? 191 00:07:27,751 --> 00:07:29,927 Sounds and Grounds coffee? Yeah, that's enforced. 192 00:07:29,927 --> 00:07:31,363 If you spill that shit in here, 193 00:07:31,363 --> 00:07:32,669 the whole place will smell like cat piss. 194 00:07:32,669 --> 00:07:34,758 [LAUGHS] Well, normally, yeah. 195 00:07:34,758 --> 00:07:37,065 But, you know, they're onto something with this cold brew thing. 196 00:07:37,065 --> 00:07:38,545 It's like they managed to filter out 197 00:07:38,545 --> 00:07:40,677 that sewage-y aftertaste. 198 00:07:40,677 --> 00:07:42,331 You want a sip?No. 199 00:07:42,331 --> 00:07:43,680 Huh. What, are you OCD? 200 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:45,639 No, just a healthy fear of herpes. 201 00:07:45,639 --> 00:07:47,336 Ah.Are you looking 202 00:07:47,336 --> 00:07:49,033 for something in particular? 203 00:07:49,033 --> 00:07:51,732 Um...no. 204 00:07:53,211 --> 00:07:55,387 No, I'm just checking the place out. 205 00:07:58,347 --> 00:08:00,567 Oh, those are made of old typewriter keys. 206 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:03,483 Yeah, you got different letters there spelling out different names. 207 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,180 It's clever.I know. 208 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:07,399 It's been done to death, but the hip-ennials 209 00:08:07,399 --> 00:08:09,445 can't get enough of anything with their name on it. 210 00:08:09,445 --> 00:08:11,012 No, I said I thought it was clever. 211 00:08:11,012 --> 00:08:13,231 Oh, well, you said it with a hint of sarcasm. 212 00:08:15,103 --> 00:08:16,626 You look familiar. 213 00:08:16,626 --> 00:08:17,758 I didn't fuck you, did I? 214 00:08:20,195 --> 00:08:21,805 No.[CELL PHONE CHIMES] 215 00:08:21,805 --> 00:08:23,024 Oh, good. 216 00:08:25,461 --> 00:08:27,985 Ugh, uh, I have a situation, 217 00:08:27,985 --> 00:08:29,900 and I'm gonna have to close up early. 218 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:32,120 Um, do you see anything that you wanna buy? 219 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:35,079 Uh, no. You know what? Uh... I'll just come back. 220 00:08:35,079 --> 00:08:36,646 I live in the neighborhood, so it's not a problem. 221 00:08:36,646 --> 00:08:38,430 All right. Thank you.Okay. 222 00:08:51,139 --> 00:08:54,359 ♪ ♪ 223 00:09:20,211 --> 00:09:22,431 You should see where this girl lives, Ben. It's fucking depressing. 224 00:09:22,431 --> 00:09:23,824 How do you know where she lives? 225 00:09:23,824 --> 00:09:25,260 'Cause I followed her home from work. 226 00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:26,914 [INHALES SHARPLY] That's creepy, dude. 227 00:09:26,914 --> 00:09:28,829 No, she doesn't know I followed her home. 228 00:09:28,829 --> 00:09:30,874 Even more creepy. 229 00:09:30,874 --> 00:09:33,268 It's this crack house-looking place over on Edleman Street. 230 00:09:33,268 --> 00:09:35,313 It's all boarded up. Looks like it's haunted. 231 00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:38,273 Aw. Well, maybe she's getting a break on the rent. 232 00:09:38,273 --> 00:09:40,014 Or better yet, she might be squatting. 233 00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:43,191 Why is the tie so short? 234 00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:45,410 I have a 23-inch neck. 235 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:46,847 [SNAPS FINGERS] 236 00:09:46,847 --> 00:09:48,849 You have any bow ties?No, I don't have... 237 00:09:48,849 --> 00:09:50,938 God damn it! 238 00:09:50,938 --> 00:09:53,288 Actually, never mind. I have an idea. 239 00:09:53,288 --> 00:09:56,291 ♪ ♪ 240 00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:58,641 [BELL DINGS]When you hear that bell, it's go time. 241 00:09:58,641 --> 00:10:00,077 Food comes out there. 242 00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:02,340 Every ticket has a table number on it. 243 00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:03,777 You know, I've actually worked in restaurants 244 00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:05,822 since I was 14, so I know the drill. 245 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:08,520 I like your confidence. Hey! Guess what time it is. 246 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:09,957 It's fuckin' late o'clock again. 247 00:10:09,957 --> 00:10:12,437 Leo, meet our new food runner. 248 00:10:12,437 --> 00:10:14,701 Hey, Leo. I'm Ben. Nice to meet you. 249 00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:20,315 He seems like a real go-getter. 250 00:10:20,315 --> 00:10:22,143 What does he do?Head chef. 251 00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:23,797 [LAUGHS] 252 00:10:25,363 --> 00:10:27,017 He's an odd duck, I know. 253 00:10:27,017 --> 00:10:29,193 But he's my sister's kid, so can't get rid of him. 254 00:10:29,193 --> 00:10:31,065 She put up half the money to open this place. 255 00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:33,633 Oh. Well, you know, sometimes the odd ones 256 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,156 make the most talented chefs. 257 00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:37,419 I worked with this one guy...Fuck, that's hot! 258 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:42,076 ♪ ♪ 259 00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:46,602 [OBJECT CLATTERING] 260 00:10:49,213 --> 00:10:51,259 [BANGING]LIZZIE: Come on, Jerome! 261 00:10:51,259 --> 00:10:53,522 Get your shit together!JEROME: I swear, that's not mine! 262 00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:55,480 LIZZIE: Bullshit! I saw you do it. 263 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,787 You gotta stop hitting that shit so hard. 264 00:10:57,787 --> 00:11:00,442 JEROME: Quit yelling at me! It's just a little crack. 265 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,056 Look at it! 266 00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:08,058 Well, maybe if you were more careful... 267 00:11:08,058 --> 00:11:10,887 [SOFT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER RADIO] 268 00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:12,236 ♪ ♪ 269 00:11:12,236 --> 00:11:13,455 What are you doing here? 270 00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:16,545 Hey! Type... Typewriter keys. 271 00:11:16,545 --> 00:11:18,808 Um, I-I was just walking by, 272 00:11:18,808 --> 00:11:20,592 and I heard some yelling, 273 00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:22,725 so I just wanted to make sure everything's okay. 274 00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:24,945 She's bitching at me 'cause I put a damn crack in the crown molding. 275 00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:29,384 Oh, cool, okay. Good to know. 276 00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:31,299 Yeah, your voice really carries. 277 00:11:31,299 --> 00:11:35,042 So you just happened to be walking by this house. 278 00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:36,434 Yeah, I walk by here all the time 279 00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:38,306 on my way to Immaculate Heart. 280 00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:39,611 The church?Yeah. 281 00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:40,917 Run some meetings over there. 282 00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,876 [CAR HORN HONKS] 283 00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:44,878 That's it. [SIGHS] My ride's here. 284 00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:47,271 You're leaving?Fuck yeah. 285 00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:48,925 Unless you don't feel comfortable with this weirdo 286 00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:50,666 who just walked in here out of nowhere. 287 00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:53,016 Oh, I just said, the church and the meetings... 288 00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:54,757 We've met before. He's okay. 289 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:56,890 I'll see you later. 290 00:11:58,108 --> 00:11:59,719 [INHALES] 291 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,634 [SPOON'S CAR RADIO PLAYING OVER SPEAKER] 292 00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:04,941 ♪ ♪ 293 00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:06,595 So you have a second job. 294 00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:08,379 No, this is my mom's place. 295 00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:11,165 I'm just helping her fix it up before we put it on the market. 296 00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:13,950 ♪ That's what I got ♪ 297 00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:16,692 Spoon, A Series of Sneaks. 298 00:12:16,692 --> 00:12:19,826 That's a great choice. This album is nearly perfect. 299 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:22,089 Have you heard the new stuff?No. 300 00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:23,438 No Bullets Spent? Oh, yeah. 301 00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:25,440 I've heard that stuff, yeah. 302 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,094 Love it. The guitar is amazing. 303 00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:28,922 It sounds like Hanni El Khatib. 304 00:12:28,922 --> 00:12:31,141 Right. 305 00:12:31,141 --> 00:12:35,798 Anyway, uh, I got a bunch of stuff to do. 306 00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:37,582 So I don't wanna be rude, but, uh... 307 00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:38,975 Can I give you a hand? 308 00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:41,456 You wanna help me do demo work? 309 00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:43,719 I thought you were going to the church. 310 00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:45,547 Coming from. 311 00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:47,810 Uh, yeah, I mean, you got two sledgehammers, uh... 312 00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:51,596 All right, there's extra goggles by the cooler. 313 00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:53,729 Oh. 314 00:12:54,556 --> 00:12:56,166 BEN: Leo.Yeah. 315 00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,038 I'm still waiting on a risotto for table six. 316 00:12:58,038 --> 00:12:59,691 It's coming. Uh, bear with me. 317 00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:01,955 I'm trying my best here.It's all right. 318 00:13:01,955 --> 00:13:04,000 Take a couple breaths, buddy. Okay? 319 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,307 Everything's gonna be fine. We're a team here. Right, everyone? 320 00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:08,091 Hey, I got a table waiting on two carbonaras. 321 00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:10,093 What the hell's going on in here? 322 00:13:10,093 --> 00:13:11,921 What? No, no. Sorry, I thought I told you to eighty-six the carbonara. 323 00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:14,445 The uh, egg, um, supply guy didn't show up. 324 00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:16,752 You know what? That's fine. You can call an audible. 325 00:13:16,752 --> 00:13:18,232 You don't need eggs for carbonara. 326 00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:19,886 Just use extra parm and some heavy cream. 327 00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,844 Okay? It's gonna be great. Or we could buy eggs. 328 00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:23,019 Whatever. 329 00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,455 Take a note from this guy, Leo, huh? 330 00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:25,630 He doesn't make excuses. 331 00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:27,502 He figures out how to get shit done. 332 00:13:27,502 --> 00:13:29,460 Now, fuckin' turn that down.Oh, that's not ready yet. 333 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,898 I've had three complaints tonight about overcooked pasta! 334 00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:34,552 I'm sorry. I used the timer like you asked me to. 335 00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:36,946 You know, Ben here used to be head chef at Cafe Lapin. 336 00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:38,295 I bet he doesn't overcook pasta! 337 00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,386 Oh, my God. Is that a tear? 338 00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:44,867 No. No, no, no, Roberto. It's hot in here. 339 00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:46,651 That's a... He's just... That... You know, that's sweat. 340 00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:48,653 Sweating.You take off your diaper 341 00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:50,046 and you put on your big-boy chef pants! 342 00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:58,011 Leo. 343 00:13:58,011 --> 00:14:00,361 Come on, you're the head chef. 344 00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:02,450 You can't let this guy talk to you like that in front of your whole staff. 345 00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:03,843 Oh, I don't take it personally. 346 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,409 It's... It's his place. 347 00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:07,411 I mean, it's his staff too. 348 00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:08,891 [DOOR BANGS OPEN]My table ordered 349 00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:10,197 the steak Florentine rare. 350 00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:12,025 You cooked the fuck out of this. 351 00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:14,157 Looks like a dried pig's ear. 352 00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:16,594 Uh, sorry, yeah. I'll, uh, put another one on for you right away. 353 00:14:16,594 --> 00:14:18,466 Don't fuck it up, dipshit.Okay. 354 00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:20,642 [SOFT MUSIC] 355 00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:27,170 LIZZIE: Hey, Sam. 356 00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:29,172 That's enough for tonight. 357 00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:30,652 You're great at wrecking stuff. 358 00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:34,047 Yeah, so I've been told. 359 00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:36,223 Careful. I'm pretty sure that's asbestos. 360 00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:39,617 Why didn't you give me a mask? 361 00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:41,358 Relax, Nancy. 362 00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:44,361 I don't think you can get mesothelioma from one exposure. 363 00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:47,234 ♪ ♪ 364 00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:52,630 So, uh, Sam, what do you do? 365 00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:54,241 For?For work. 366 00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:59,594 Um, I-I used to be a writer. 367 00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:02,336 I guess I still kinda am.What kinda stuff? 368 00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:04,294 Hmm?Uh, what do you write? 369 00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:05,643 Are you a novelist? 370 00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:08,211 Um, no. 371 00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:13,042 No, I-I write about... Music, mainly. 372 00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:15,305 I used to be in the business myself. 373 00:15:15,305 --> 00:15:17,220 Ha, thought that was you. 374 00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:18,613 That's two days in a row, man. 375 00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:21,268 You gotta admit you love my nitro cold brew. 376 00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:22,834 It's not terrible. 377 00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,836 See, that means amazing. 378 00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:27,056 This guy doesn't give out compliments. 379 00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:31,278 "Not terrible" means, like, "world-class" coming from him. 380 00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:33,541 Well, I agree. It is very drinkable. 381 00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:35,935 Very dr-drinkable. 382 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,676 Jesus, you two are made for each other. 383 00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:41,027 Felix, Lizzie. Lizzie, Felix. 384 00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:43,203 Hi.Lizzie's a musician. 385 00:15:43,203 --> 00:15:45,422 How do you know that?Oh... What? 386 00:15:46,771 --> 00:15:48,556 I never said I was a musician. 387 00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:50,906 Yeah, you did. Didn't... Just a minute ago? 388 00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:53,691 I said I was in the business. 389 00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:55,128 I'm not a musician. 390 00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:59,306 Okay.I-I used to be a musician. 391 00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:01,221 Make up your mind, lady. Are you, or aren't you? 392 00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:03,353 I used to be in a band. 393 00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:05,225 Anyone I would've heard of or... 394 00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:06,400 Probably not. 395 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,402 Try me.All right, she obviously 396 00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:10,230 doesn't wanna talk about it.Pool. 397 00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:12,841 P-Pool? 398 00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:16,540 W-wait a minute. 399 00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:17,933 You're not Lizzie Poole. 400 00:16:19,717 --> 00:16:21,328 Are you fucking kidding me? 401 00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:23,983 Man, I loved your fucking record. 402 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,636 That's a... That was amazing. 403 00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:27,334 Where the fuck did you guys go? 404 00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:29,727 I...stepped away. 405 00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:31,555 No shit, you stepped away. 406 00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:33,644 I've been waiting years for your next record. 407 00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:35,603 So, like, what... What are you guys doing? 408 00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:37,213 When... When's the album drop? 409 00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:40,608 I don't know. It's hard... Hard question. 410 00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:43,741 Okay, well, can you, like, play us a song? 411 00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:45,700 Oh, no. I don't play anymore. 412 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,658 Come on, I got my guitar right up front. 413 00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:49,356 I told... I told you, I don't... I don't play. 414 00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,184 Felix, just leave her alone, okay? 415 00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:53,882 Why not?It's a very long story, and... 416 00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:55,579 But I...Please, please, please. 417 00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:58,365 Come on, come on. I'm begging you. Just... Just one song. 418 00:16:58,365 --> 00:17:00,062 Look, I haven't played the guitar 419 00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:01,672 in a really, really long time.Whatever. You'll be rusty. 420 00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:03,500 There's, like, fuckin' three people in here. 421 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,067 No one's gonna give a shit. 422 00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,590 Plus, no one's gonna film it. I promise. 423 00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:08,940 Come on. Just leave her the fuck alone. 424 00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:13,684 Please? I just wanna be able to say that Pool played here. 425 00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:15,034 Come on. 426 00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:17,514 Yes! 427 00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:19,951 Thank you. Thank you. 428 00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:25,131 Come on. No, no, no, no. You can do it. You can do it. 429 00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:30,397 [GUITAR CHORDS PLAYING] 430 00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:37,926 [STRUMS SOFTLY] 431 00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:44,846 ♪ I turned my back, you were gone in a flash 432 00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:48,632 ♪ Like you always do 433 00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:54,029 ♪ You've always gone off 434 00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:58,120 ♪ Somewhere else 435 00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:01,689 ♪ And when the phone rang and I thought it was you 436 00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:03,821 ♪ And I sprung like a kid who just got out of school 437 00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:07,956 ♪ But it's almost 438 00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:13,266 ♪ Always never you 439 00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:15,920 ♪ Never you 440 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:19,315 ♪ I scream 441 00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:23,624 ♪ Like a child 442 00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:27,715 ♪ My insides 443 00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:33,024 ♪ Went wild 444 00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:35,853 ♪ When I'm alone with you 445 00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:41,163 ♪ You make me feel Yeah, you make me feel 446 00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:44,166 ♪ When I'm alone with you 447 00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:49,040 ♪ You are the one You are, ohh 448 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:52,392 ♪ And when I'm alone with you 449 00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:56,483 ♪ Yeah, you make me feel You make me feel 450 00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:57,832 ♪ Yeah 451 00:18:57,832 --> 00:19:02,837 ♪ I'm alone with you 452 00:19:02,837 --> 00:19:07,363 ♪ You are the one ♪ 453 00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:13,369 [STRUMMING SOFTLY] 454 00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:19,158 [APPLAUSE]MAN 1: That was amazing! 455 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,942 MAN 2: Thank you!MAN 3: Bravo! 456 00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:22,857 Wow. 457 00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:24,815 How did that feel? 458 00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:26,382 [SIGHS] Good. 459 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,038 Weird...good. 460 00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:33,911 Fuck, that was fucking amazing. 461 00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:36,610 Jesus Christ, Loudermilk. How have you not brought her in her before? 462 00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:39,003 We just met. We're just... 463 00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:41,180 Loudermilk? 464 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,182 Sam... Sam Loudermilk. 465 00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:47,795 Look, I came by the store to apologize. 466 00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:49,231 All right? I know that... 467 00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:51,842 MAN: Whoa. 468 00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:55,890 I like her. 469 00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:58,066 MUGSY: Christmas came early!LOUDERMILK: What? 470 00:19:58,066 --> 00:20:02,070 I come bearing gifts.Oh. 471 00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:05,639 I told my son Jeremy how much everybody here loved my mug, 472 00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:08,903 so he made one for everyone. 473 00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:11,122 Now, keep in mind, I don't have photos of any of you, 474 00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:13,386 so he went completely by my descriptions. 475 00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:16,389 We begin with Cloud. 476 00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:19,914 Feathers on Cloud. 477 00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:21,350 That's kind of offensive, Mugsy. 478 00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:22,786 No, no, no, that's a turkey, nitwit. 479 00:20:22,786 --> 00:20:24,571 Thanksgiving? 480 00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:27,051 Not the greatest day for my people, but thank you. 481 00:20:27,051 --> 00:20:28,401 You're welcome. 482 00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:29,793 This one is for you, Claire. 483 00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:33,754 You gave me Roger's. 484 00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:36,235 Let me see that. No, that's yours. 485 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:39,455 This one's Roger's right here.Oh. 486 00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:42,023 Oh, why have I got feet for hands? 487 00:20:42,023 --> 00:20:43,981 I thought you do have feet for hands. 488 00:20:43,981 --> 00:20:45,505 No, Mugsy, these are hands. 489 00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:47,376 You can tell because they're on the end of my arms 490 00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:48,638 and not my legs. 491 00:20:48,638 --> 00:20:50,814 Okay. Ehh. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 492 00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:53,208 It looks like I'm crying. 493 00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:56,690 Oh, well, no... I didn't know how to describe whiny, so... 494 00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:59,040 Okay, here we go. Ed. 495 00:21:01,085 --> 00:21:02,609 Uh, this has gotta be for Cloud. 496 00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:04,393 It's got another turkey on it. 497 00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:05,786 No, that's a chicken. 498 00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:07,135 Oh, for fuck's sake.You told your son 499 00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:09,224 he fucked a chicken?No. 500 00:21:09,224 --> 00:21:11,618 I-I did not say that. He's a kid. 501 00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:13,620 I said made love. 502 00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:16,144 Oh, boy. Oh, Stevie, you're gonna love yours. 503 00:21:16,144 --> 00:21:17,319 Oh, you can... You can...Uh, you know, actually... 504 00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:18,581 Leave it in the box.No, no, no. 505 00:21:18,581 --> 00:21:19,756 You're absolutely gonna love it. 506 00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:20,975 No, no.No, Mugs, Mugs, no. 507 00:21:20,975 --> 00:21:22,498 Leave it.Okay, okay. 508 00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:25,153 Oh, hey, I got one for you, New Guy. 509 00:21:25,153 --> 00:21:26,894 There you go. All right. 510 00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:30,289 What the hell is this? 511 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,855 Oh, that's an asshole. Yeah. 512 00:21:31,855 --> 00:21:33,074 I made that one myself. 513 00:21:33,857 --> 00:21:35,076 Okay. All right. 514 00:21:35,076 --> 00:21:37,731 ♪ ♪ 515 00:21:37,731 --> 00:21:40,473 I have your wedge salad here, 516 00:21:40,473 --> 00:21:43,476 the linguine with clams, and carbonara. 517 00:21:43,476 --> 00:21:47,871 ROBERTO: Emptied his bowels on a pile of dirty shoelaces! 518 00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:49,308 Pardon me. 519 00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:53,050 Look at it. Look at it! 520 00:21:53,050 --> 00:21:54,748 What were you thinking? 521 00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:56,445 I wouldn't serve this to the rats in the alley. 522 00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:57,968 Okay, that's enough. 523 00:21:57,968 --> 00:22:00,057 You're being a real asshole, you know that? 524 00:22:00,057 --> 00:22:02,059 I mean, jeez, if you don't like something that Leo's doing, 525 00:22:02,059 --> 00:22:03,887 why don't you just talk to him after his shift? 526 00:22:03,887 --> 00:22:07,108 Because right now is not the time or the place. 527 00:22:07,108 --> 00:22:09,284 Now, get the hell out of the kitchen and let this guy work. 528 00:22:11,199 --> 00:22:13,941 Go. Buh-bye. Shoo. 529 00:22:13,941 --> 00:22:15,682 See ya. [LAUGHS] 530 00:22:19,555 --> 00:22:22,384 [LAUGHS] I can't believe you just did that. 531 00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:24,081 Nah, don't worry about that guy, Leo. 532 00:22:24,081 --> 00:22:26,345 Let me let you in on a little restaurant secret, okay? 533 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:27,650 Every once in a while, 534 00:22:27,650 --> 00:22:29,478 you gotta put the owners in their place. 535 00:22:29,478 --> 00:22:32,002 Trust me. They will respect you for it in the end. 536 00:22:32,002 --> 00:22:33,743 [GUN COCKING] 537 00:22:33,743 --> 00:22:35,005 Get the fuck out of my restaurant.You're the boss! 538 00:22:35,005 --> 00:22:36,659 ♪ ♪ 539 00:22:40,837 --> 00:22:42,839 Oh, great. 540 00:22:42,839 --> 00:22:44,667 Why are you fucking with me? 541 00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:46,408 I'm trying to apologize. 542 00:22:48,323 --> 00:22:50,847 I was wrong about your album. It's a great record. 543 00:22:50,847 --> 00:22:53,937 That's why you gave it zero fucking stars? 544 00:22:53,937 --> 00:22:57,071 Well, I was wrong. I heard it again. It's great. 545 00:22:57,071 --> 00:22:58,333 That's why I tracked you down. 546 00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:00,944 You tracked me down?Yeah. 547 00:23:00,944 --> 00:23:02,424 To tell you that I was wrong. 548 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:09,692 I worked on that album for two years. 549 00:23:09,692 --> 00:23:14,784 I put everything I had into those songs 550 00:23:14,784 --> 00:23:19,223 only to have some asshole piss all over it for sport 551 00:23:19,223 --> 00:23:20,834 in Rolling Stone. 552 00:23:20,834 --> 00:23:22,313 It wasn't for sport. 553 00:23:22,313 --> 00:23:24,446 I... The whole thing is fuzzy to me, okay? 554 00:23:24,446 --> 00:23:26,579 I was drinking and drugging really hard back then. 555 00:23:26,579 --> 00:23:28,537 That makes it okay? 556 00:23:28,537 --> 00:23:30,626 I have an idea. Let's read the review. 557 00:23:30,626 --> 00:23:31,845 Let's refresh our memories. 558 00:23:31,845 --> 00:23:33,847 I actually printed it out yesterday. 559 00:23:33,847 --> 00:23:35,152 I have it right here. 560 00:23:35,152 --> 00:23:36,893 No, that's not gonna help anything. 561 00:23:36,893 --> 00:23:38,155 "Lizzie Poole has made an album 562 00:23:38,155 --> 00:23:40,375 "that nobody will be happy with. 563 00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:42,943 "Have you ever stumbled across one of those debut albums 564 00:23:42,943 --> 00:23:45,598 "that restores your faith in music and humanity? 565 00:23:45,598 --> 00:23:47,904 "Well, this is not one of those albums. 566 00:23:47,904 --> 00:23:49,906 "Not even close. Lizzie Poole, 567 00:23:49,906 --> 00:23:52,213 "who goes by the band name Pool without the E, 568 00:23:52,213 --> 00:23:55,085 "has made an album that nobody will be happy with, 569 00:23:55,085 --> 00:23:56,957 "except, perhaps, the letter E, 570 00:23:56,957 --> 00:24:00,351 "who dodged a bullet by being omitted from the project." 571 00:24:00,351 --> 00:24:02,092 I bet you were pretty proud of that wordplay. 572 00:24:03,746 --> 00:24:05,182 Look, you don't have to keep reading that... 573 00:24:05,182 --> 00:24:07,489 "Sub Pop used to be Seattle's great hope 574 00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:10,840 "when it came to music, but something has gone horribly awry. 575 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,799 "By the time I got to Pool's third track, 576 00:24:12,799 --> 00:24:15,497 "I was ready to put my cinder block shoes on 577 00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:17,064 "and jump into the deep end. 578 00:24:17,064 --> 00:24:19,719 "Unfortunately, there was no deep end. 579 00:24:19,719 --> 00:24:22,504 "It was as shallow as the puddle of staircase piss 580 00:24:22,504 --> 00:24:25,333 "Method Man threatened to make us kneel in." 581 00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:27,509 Well, it sounds bad when you read it like that. 582 00:24:29,903 --> 00:24:32,340 Okay, look, I-I-I know what I wrote was bad. 583 00:24:32,340 --> 00:24:34,168 It was really bad, okay? 584 00:24:34,168 --> 00:24:36,692 But it was just one fucked-up person's opinion. 585 00:24:36,692 --> 00:24:38,694 For the whole world to see. 586 00:24:38,694 --> 00:24:41,131 All right, so one bad review and you just quit? 587 00:24:41,131 --> 00:24:42,655 Yeah, I did. 588 00:24:42,655 --> 00:24:45,353 I felt like a failure. 589 00:24:45,353 --> 00:24:49,488 I couldn't perform. My record label dropped me. 590 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:52,273 I ended up pawning my '58 Telecaster 591 00:24:52,273 --> 00:24:54,884 to Lucky Lou's to pay my rent. 592 00:24:54,884 --> 00:24:56,495 It fucked me up. 593 00:24:58,018 --> 00:25:00,760 [SIGHS] 594 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:03,763 Yeah, that... That all sucks. 595 00:25:03,763 --> 00:25:06,026 And I'm to blame. 596 00:25:06,026 --> 00:25:08,158 But it's time to move on. 597 00:25:08,158 --> 00:25:09,856 You gotta get back to making music. 598 00:25:09,856 --> 00:25:11,510 Will you please let me help you do that? 599 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:13,903 You're too good to end like this. 600 00:25:13,903 --> 00:25:15,992 Please, leave me alone. Leave. 601 00:25:17,472 --> 00:25:19,256 Go. 602 00:25:19,256 --> 00:25:21,737 ♪ ♪ 603 00:25:28,788 --> 00:25:31,138 So my Jeremy, instead of learning to code, 604 00:25:31,138 --> 00:25:34,533 he is now considering going to art school. 605 00:25:36,186 --> 00:25:39,842 Oh. Well, somebody's gotta be the asshole here. 606 00:25:39,842 --> 00:25:42,671 I guess it might as well be me. 607 00:25:42,671 --> 00:25:44,107 Your son's art is horrendous. 608 00:25:44,107 --> 00:25:45,674 It looks like a four-year-old did it. 609 00:25:45,674 --> 00:25:46,980 What are you talking about? 610 00:25:46,980 --> 00:25:49,330 You guys said you liked your mugs. 611 00:25:49,330 --> 00:25:52,072 You know what? It doesn't matter who likes what. 612 00:25:52,072 --> 00:25:54,074 This is art, asshole. 613 00:25:54,074 --> 00:25:56,424 Art is subjective. 614 00:25:56,424 --> 00:25:59,340 You know, Van Gogh sold one painting his entire lifetime. 615 00:25:59,340 --> 00:26:02,517 People thought he was batshit crazy with no talent. 616 00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:07,914 You just tell Jeremy that if he likes doing it, keep doing it. 617 00:26:07,914 --> 00:26:09,785 Don't listen to the critics, 618 00:26:09,785 --> 00:26:13,093 'cause they don't always know what they're fuckin' talking about. 619 00:26:13,093 --> 00:26:14,834 Hundred years from now, these mugs could be 620 00:26:14,834 --> 00:26:16,400 sitting under glass at the Louvre. 621 00:26:17,793 --> 00:26:20,100 Thanks, Loudermilk. 622 00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:22,189 And by the way, you cannot put these in the dishwasher. 623 00:26:22,189 --> 00:26:23,843 You have to dry wash 'em. 624 00:26:23,843 --> 00:26:25,366 What does that even mean? 625 00:26:25,366 --> 00:26:27,847 Dry. Dry. You don't have that word in your land? 626 00:26:27,847 --> 00:26:29,239 It means they're not good with liquid. 627 00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:32,373 Aw, damn it, it spilled! 628 00:26:32,373 --> 00:26:34,723 This is Banana Republic Heritage Collection. 629 00:26:34,723 --> 00:26:37,770 [LAUGHS] What are you laughing at? 630 00:26:37,770 --> 00:26:40,076 You spilled some on your shirt too, loser. 631 00:26:40,076 --> 00:26:41,774 Oh, fuck! It's the mug. It's leaking. 632 00:26:41,774 --> 00:26:45,386 [LAUGHS] Ah! Aw, aw, come on! 633 00:26:45,386 --> 00:26:47,388 Seriously? Wait a minute. 634 00:26:47,388 --> 00:26:48,824 How come yours isn't leaking? 635 00:26:48,824 --> 00:26:50,347 Because I'm not an idiot. 636 00:26:50,347 --> 00:26:53,002 I put a Styrofoam cup in my Mugsy mug. 637 00:26:53,002 --> 00:26:55,178 Would've been nice to know that. 638 00:26:55,178 --> 00:26:56,615 ♪ ♪ 639 00:27:16,765 --> 00:27:18,158 Where'd you get that? 640 00:27:21,204 --> 00:27:24,120 Turns out, Lucky Lou kept really good records. 641 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:26,470 Uh, some kid got it for Christmas a couple years back, 642 00:27:26,470 --> 00:27:27,689 never played it, so... 643 00:27:29,125 --> 00:27:31,301 His mom was happy to get her money back. 644 00:28:09,731 --> 00:28:12,603 [STRUMMING SOFTLY] 645 00:28:15,084 --> 00:28:17,870 [JOHNNY KNIGHT'S ROCK & ROLL GUITARPLAYS] 646 00:28:17,870 --> 00:28:20,263 ♪ ♪ 647 00:28:20,263 --> 00:28:23,266 ♪ Oh, when I hear the sounds of the wild guitars 648 00:28:23,266 --> 00:28:25,834 ♪ ♪ 649 00:28:25,834 --> 00:28:28,881 ♪ I start jiving around like a man from Mars 650 00:28:28,881 --> 00:28:31,448 ♪ ♪ 651 00:28:31,448 --> 00:28:34,495 ♪ I get a feeling deep inside It makes me shake my feet 652 00:28:34,495 --> 00:28:37,367 ♪ Them rock and roll guitars are really moving me 653 00:28:37,367 --> 00:28:40,022 ♪ When I hear the twang ringing in my ear 654 00:28:40,022 --> 00:28:42,677 ♪ ♪ 655 00:28:42,677 --> 00:28:45,593 ♪ I say, "Baby, let's rock And don't you have no fear" 656 00:28:45,593 --> 00:28:48,248 ♪ ♪ 657 00:28:48,248 --> 00:28:51,512 ♪ I go shaking all around Man, it's something to see 658 00:28:51,512 --> 00:28:54,558 ♪ Them rock and roll guitars are really moving me 659 00:28:54,558 --> 00:28:57,344 ♪ Rock and roll Rock and roll 660 00:28:57,344 --> 00:29:00,086 ♪ Makes me do the chicken Makes me do the stroll 661 00:29:00,086 --> 00:29:02,828 ♪ Rock and roll Rock and roll 662 00:29:02,828 --> 00:29:05,265 ♪ Ah, ooh It's good for my soul 663 00:29:05,265 --> 00:29:08,572 ♪ Oh, when I hear the sounds of the wild guitars ♪ 49290

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