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Ah, I can't raise him.
I didn't sign up for this.
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Yeah, well,
neither did he.
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I got you the gig.What gig?
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Father Mike needs us
to save the church,
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and your music's gonna do it.
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I understand you're
finally considering
adoption for Clyde.
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Who told you that?
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I promised
I wouldn't say.
It was Ben.
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Are we ready to sing?
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ALL: Yeah!
[CHEERING]
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[CELL PHONE ALARM SOUNDING]What the hell's going on?
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It's an AMBER Alert.
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I didn't get an AMBER Alert.
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[GRUNTS]
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Okay, wait a second,
let me...
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Let me get this
straight.
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You're telling us
that you gave him the baby
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and then you called
an AMBER Alert on him?
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Yes, Your Honor.
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No, no, no.
I'm not a...
Never mind.
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Why?
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'Cause they weren't home.
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Why'd you give them
the baby
in the first place?
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I... I was just
so desperate,
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and, well,
Clyde and Sam
are brothers,
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so it seemed
like a no-brainer.
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I bet "no-brainer's" gonna
come up a few times
in your report.
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Wait, you two guys
are brothers?
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Oh, no, no, no.
Uh, him and the baby.
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You and the baby?Yeah, half-brothers.
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He gets to breastfeed.
I get this aggravation.
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Look, I've been working
double shifts
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for a week straight.
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My other two kids
were acting up.
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I had to go to Vegas
to see Cher.
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I... I didn't know
what to do.
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When I finally got some sleep
and came to my senses,
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I knew I needed
to get Clyde home.
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Why didn't you
just call me?
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Well, I did,
but your number
didn't work.
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She got you there,
Loudermilk.
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He just got
a new burner phone.
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But despite that
and his appearance,
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he is not a drug dealer.
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[FRANZ FERDINAND'S
STAND ON THE HORIZONPLAYS]
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♪ ♪
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And then when I went
to your apartment
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and no one was there...
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[GASPS]
I panicked.
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I'm sorry.
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I feel horrible
about all of this.
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I... I just...
I just wanted
my baby back.
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Officers,
I've heard enough.
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I'm gonna
sue this department
for false arrest,
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excessive force,
damage to reputation,
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and lost wages.
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All right, New Guy,
calm down, okay?
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These guys
were just doing
their job.
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Doing their job?
They humiliated you
in a public setting!
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Not the first time
I've been humiliated
in public.
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Besides, this is
not about me.
This is about Clyde.
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[SIGHS] Well, we're very
sorry for the inconvenience,
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Mr. Loudermilk.
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And, uh,
now that we got
the full story,
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you're free to go.
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Okay.
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And if you ever
need any help
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with a traffic ticket
or something,
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give us a call on
your burner and we'll...
We'll look into it.
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You'll look into it?
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We'll get it done.
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Thanks.
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Where's Clyde?
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He's in the other room,
and, uh, we'll be sending him
home with you
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once we get you to fill out
a few more forms, okay?
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Great.All right.
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Wait. No.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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You... You can't
send him home
with her.
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He's much better off
with me.
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Yeah, but she's the mom.
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So what?
She's batshit crazy.
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You can't send her home
with a baby.
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It's not up to us.
If you wanna
take her to court,
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that's something else,
but I promise you, you'll lose.
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We've seen this thing
a million times.
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The baby always goes
with the mom.
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Yeah, she's not abusive
or an addict.
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I mean, she's a nitwit,
but that ain't a crime.
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[LAID-BACK MUSIC]
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Listen, Annette, if you ever
get overwhelmed again,
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you can always
just call me.
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I'll come
and pick him up.
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Yeah, of course.
Uh, you're
Clyde's brother.
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You can have him
as much as you want,
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anytime you want,
whenever you want,
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except for weekdays.
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Thanks, um...and no more
calling the cops, right?
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Deal.
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[CLYDE COOS]
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Bye.[ENGINE TURNS OVER]
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Bye, Clydey.
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[SNIFFLES]
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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But anyway,
Clyde's gonna be
with his mother now,
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and I...
I still get to see him.
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But I'm sorry
about that.
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It was just a simple
misunderstanding
with the police.
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That must be
nice to say.
[CHUCKLES]
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LOUDERMILK: Yeah.
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Uh, does somebody
have something?
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Oh, sorry.
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Um, I was watching ESPN,
and they had a special
on there
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about the, uh, "Do you believe
in miracles on ice?" thing.
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Guys... Guys know
what I'm talking about?
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Yeah.Of course.
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No.No clue.
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You remember,
the Olympic hockey game
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when we beat the Soviets
with our college kids?
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Mike Eruzione?
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Who?Nah, I didn't see it.
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Okay, it doesn't matter.
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They said on there
that that was the first time
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that people chanted,
"U.S.A., U.S.A."
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And when I heard that,
I was like...
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[IMITATES EXPLOSION]
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Like, mind blown.
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No shit?
Wow.
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That's totally untrue.
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Oh, well, you would know,
being a Canuck and all.
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Hey, you can't
use that word.
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What word?
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Canuck.
It's racist.
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They got a hockey team
in Canada called the Canucks.
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Well, yeah, they can
call themselves that,
but we can't.
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Uh, we're fine
with Canuck.
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Anyway, U.S.A. put
a man on the moon.
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Allegedly.
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Look, certainly somebody
in mission control
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would have got up
and screamed,
"U.S.A., U.S.A.!"
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Hey, hey, are you calling
Chris Berman a liar?
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'Cause if you are,
I'm gonna come over
and break your other leg.
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Yeah, no,
New Guy's right.
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There must
have been some time
in the entire history
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of this country,
before some hockey game,
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where people cheered,
"U.S.A."
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Some hockey game?
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Yeah, it was only
the biggest victory
in American history.
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Really?
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What about when your people
wiped out 90% of my people
with smallpox
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and put the rest of them
in concentration camps?
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Bigger.
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Different.
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I... I mean
the hockey game was
a little more uplifting.
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That's only
because it was
on TV, you know?
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Okay, M... Mugsy,
are you getting
at something with this?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I'm just saying
that it must be nice
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to win
every now and then.
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I mean, you know,
I don't wanna
sound insulting,
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but look at us.
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We are a bunch
of shit-eating losers.
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Except for maybe you two.
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You never talk,
so I don't wanna judge.
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All right, Mugsy,
let's get real, okay?
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This is not about
the Miracle on Ice.
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This is not about
anybody in the room.
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This is about you.
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What happened
to you this week?
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Don't think about it,
just spit.
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Okay. All right.
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Well, you know how
I've been trying to
connect with my kids?
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Two of 'em haven't called me
in a couple of weeks.
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We were getting together.
We're having fun...
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And then nothing.
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Okay.
Did you call 'em back?
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That's not my place.
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Oh, fuck.
This again.
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Calling your kids
isn't your place?
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It's exactly
your place.
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I'm supposed to call them
when they don't call me back?
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Yeah, you are.Yes, you call and you call
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and call
and you keep calling,
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and if they
don't call you back,
that's on them.
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[SOMBER MUSIC]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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♪ ♪
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Hey, that was kind of
a bummer meeting
in there, huh?
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Unlike the usual dance out
on rainbows kind?
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Yeah.
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You ready for
some good news?
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You're gonna start
paying rent on time?
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Ha-ha.
Very unlikely, no.
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I'm getting back
into the game,
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and I could use your help.
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Check this out.
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What is this,
an old ambulance?
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Yes, my friend,
it is an old ambulance,
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and it is also
a future food truck.
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Where the hell
did you find this?
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Greg's List.
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You can buy an ambulance
on Craigslist?
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No, Greg's.
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It's like Craigslist
but for the dark web.
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You guys talking about
how much you miss me?
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How could I miss you
when you're in
my apartment all the time?
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Seriously, what's up?
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Ben has an insane plan
to start a food truck
business.
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No, it's not insane.
I just figured that
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I'd use some of the
money that I made
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from the lullaby videos
on YouTube
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to get back in the game
and start cooking again.
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Well, how much
money did you make?
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$67.
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That's not gonna
get you a food truck.
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No, no, it won't,
but that and
my alimony will.
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Memphis is still
paying you alimony?
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Mm-hmm.
Got a real good deal too.
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She really wanted out.
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Well, since I paid
her alimony
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and she's paying
you alimony,
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I guess I'm buying
this fucking ambulance.
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Exactly. See?
225
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So I... I need you to come
with me to make sure
that I get a good deal.
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This is a stupid idea.
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Why is it so stupid,
Loudermilk?
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Ben was a chef,
food trucks are everywhere.
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I think it's a great idea.You're not helping.
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Oh, come on.
Please come with me, Sam.
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You know
I'm a terrible negotiator.
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I'll do it for 500 bucks.Deal.
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Holy shit,
you're a bad negotiator.
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[MELLOW MUSIC]
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I tell you what.
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I got a pretty good feeling
about this place.
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[GUN COCKS]
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Turn around slowly
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or I'll blow
your goddamn
heads off!
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What the hell?
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This is private property,
you sons of bitches.
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No, we spoke
on the phone earlier
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ab... Ab... Ab...
About the used ambo.
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Oh. Oh, yeah.
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Ben, right?
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Sorry about the shotgun,
but it's the only way
247
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I can really sort out
serious inquiries.
248
00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:53,375
I'm sure it's not
the only way.
249
00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:55,507
Well, it's the best way.
Okay, right over here, ladies.
250
00:09:55,507 --> 00:09:57,727
Stop doing that.
251
00:09:57,727 --> 00:10:00,077
Okay, you guys are gonna
love her, all right?
252
00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:03,341
She's a beauty,
she's a keeper,
253
00:10:03,341 --> 00:10:05,953
and she's all yours
for three grand.
254
00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:10,000
Deal.
255
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,045
Wait, hold on a minute.
256
00:10:12,568 --> 00:10:15,702
You want $3,000
for that old
piece of shit?
257
00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:17,399
It's not that old.
258
00:10:17,399 --> 00:10:20,707
Look at the fucking thing.
It looks like a Chia van.
259
00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,447
Probably got dead bodies
in there.
260
00:10:22,447 --> 00:10:23,840
Dude, you're gonna
scare her off.
261
00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:25,886
Rats, rodents?
262
00:10:25,886 --> 00:10:27,975
No, no, no,
absolutely not,
263
00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:31,065
but due to our proximity
to the tuna factory,
264
00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:33,981
we have a serious problem
with feral cats.
265
00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:36,331
Everything that
you're mentioning is
completely workable.
266
00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:37,506
Thank you very much...God damn it.
267
00:10:37,506 --> 00:10:38,594
Stop doing that.
268
00:10:38,594 --> 00:10:39,639
Come here.
269
00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:43,947
$3,000 for this thing's
fucking crazy.
270
00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:45,122
She's trying to rip you off.
271
00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:47,342
I need this, Loudermilk.
Come on.
272
00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:49,779
Look, if I don't take a risk,
there's no way to find out
if I'll be a success.
273
00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:51,563
Or a complete failure.
274
00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:53,391
[SIGHS]
275
00:10:53,391 --> 00:10:55,306
Tell her we'll do it
for $4,000.
276
00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:56,830
She just offered it
for three.
277
00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:58,570
Yeah, before you
pissed her off.
278
00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:01,138
Will you just shut up
and let me do this?
279
00:11:01,138 --> 00:11:02,357
God.
280
00:11:06,622 --> 00:11:10,452
All right, just knock off
a hundred bucks
and you got a deal.
281
00:11:10,452 --> 00:11:11,932
$2,900.Done and done.
282
00:11:11,932 --> 00:11:13,716
[GUN COCKS]But you're responsible
283
00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:15,587
for cleaning out
the cat skellies.
284
00:11:15,587 --> 00:11:17,633
[LAUGHS]
Skellies in the ambo...
285
00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:19,330
Stop saying ambo.
286
00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:22,290
[BRIGHT MUSIC]
287
00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:24,727
♪ ♪
288
00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:26,686
Jesus, a bomb
went off in here.
289
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,252
What happened here?
290
00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:30,341
They wrecked the place.Guilty.
291
00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:36,434
I'm Tiger.
This is my Sober 4ever group.
292
00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:39,394
And yeah,
the "for" in there
is the number four.
293
00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:41,613
"Four" what?
What's the four
stand for?
294
00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:44,878
Forever.
295
00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:46,923
Wait, what?
296
00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:49,491
Again, w...
Why would you do this?
297
00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:55,366
So you're the guy
that Father Mikey
went with instead of me.
298
00:11:57,107 --> 00:11:58,805
Un-fucking-believable.
299
00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:00,415
What are you
talking about?
300
00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:02,112
I mean, look at you, man.
301
00:12:02,112 --> 00:12:05,550
You're so out of shape.
Who... Who trains you?
302
00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:08,031
The guy with the cane?
303
00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:11,992
He looks like the Michelin Man
fucked a Keebler elf.
304
00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:14,864
You're setting a bad example
for your group, budro.
305
00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:17,519
He's actually
a really great
group leader.
306
00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:21,349
Oh, "He's a good group le...
He's..." Look at this shit!
307
00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:25,527
Sugar, caffeine.
308
00:12:25,527 --> 00:12:28,704
This stuff is
as addictive
as crack.
309
00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:32,577
My group, we're all
about clean living.
310
00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:35,102
We're drug and alcohol-free.
311
00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:39,541
We're vegan,
and we don't take
any medication at all.
312
00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:42,239
Yeah, seems like
maybe you should.
313
00:12:42,239 --> 00:12:46,156
Yeah, what do you do
about the chaffing
from all that lifting, bro?
314
00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:48,202
Looks like the only lifting
you're doing
315
00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:50,247
is a fork to your face, bro.
316
00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:51,858
What are you
talking about?
317
00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:53,555
I'm, like,
the third fattest
guy in here.
318
00:12:53,555 --> 00:12:55,296
Shut your pasta hole, Luigi!
319
00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:57,428
Shut your pasta...Claire, Claire, Claire.
320
00:12:57,428 --> 00:13:00,344
Look, we're just
trying to have
a meeting here, okay?
321
00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:02,564
This is supposed to be
a safe space.
322
00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:04,871
Yeah, well, not anymore!
323
00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:06,655
Consider yourself warned.
324
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:08,962
Warned about what?
325
00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:11,486
We're the next evolution
in sobriety.
326
00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:13,488
You're weak.
327
00:13:13,488 --> 00:13:16,317
We're better, stronger,
328
00:13:16,317 --> 00:13:19,842
faster, healthier,
cleaner, clearer...
329
00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,583
You certainly make
longer lists.
330
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:23,106
You sound like
a NyQuil ad.
331
00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:25,239
Hmm, the nighttime
sniffling, sneezing,
332
00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:27,937
coughing, aching,
stuffy-head, fever,
so-you-can-rest medicine.
333
00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,983
I remember that.God, I miss that stuff.
334
00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:31,680
[SNAPS FINGERS]
335
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:34,465
[MURMURING]
336
00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:36,903
[CHALKBOARD THUDS]
337
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:40,994
Look,
if any of you want
a strong leader,
338
00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:43,344
you just DM me...
339
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:46,521
@therealstrongerfaster
healthiercleanerclearertiger.
340
00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:49,698
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
341
00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:51,743
♪ ♪
342
00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:56,705
Tiger used to run the group
before you came along.
343
00:13:56,705 --> 00:13:59,490
When? You never
told me about that.
344
00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:02,711
Well, I was hoping
never to see him again.
345
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:05,801
Thanks to his
erratic behavior,
346
00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:09,413
Tiger's license was revoked
by Sober Friends.
347
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:12,242
So I had to get rid of him
and bring you in.
348
00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:14,984
He's never forgiven me...
349
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:17,247
Swore revenge on whoever
took his place.
350
00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:19,249
What?
351
00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:21,034
And he spent
the last five years in jail
352
00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:22,426
for trying to kill
one of his guys
353
00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:24,298
who tried to start
his own group.
354
00:14:24,298 --> 00:14:27,257
Mike! You gotta
talk to this guy.
355
00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:28,955
Well, I tried
while he was in prison.
356
00:14:30,478 --> 00:14:31,914
He never listened to me.
357
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:34,047
Hey, uh...
358
00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:37,485
I'm sorry, Sam.
359
00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:38,747
I should have told you.
360
00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:41,445
[DOWNBEAT MUSIC]
361
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:45,972
Well, you guys are looking
at my new business.
362
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,712
I'm turning this
into a food truck.
363
00:14:47,712 --> 00:14:50,019
ALL: Oh.Really?
364
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:51,325
What the hell
are you gonna
call it?
365
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:52,804
Food truck's
gotta have a name.
366
00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:54,284
Uh, Meals on Wheels.
367
00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:57,070
Prescription Lunch.Hot Beef Injection.
368
00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:58,636
Ambu-lunch.
369
00:14:58,636 --> 00:15:00,464
Oh.LOUDERMILK:
Those are terrible.
370
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:02,336
Only thing worse would be
Dr. Mealgood.
371
00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:03,598
[AFFIRMATIVE RESPONSES]
372
00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:05,121
Hey.Oh, come on.
373
00:15:05,121 --> 00:15:06,644
I am impressed, man.
374
00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:08,603
I mean, you really
thought this through, huh?
375
00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:10,170
Yep, all the way.
376
00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:11,562
How 'bout
a state health inspection?
377
00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:12,955
A what now?Or a place to wash
378
00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,348
all your pots
and pans.
379
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:15,958
Well, I'll probably
just bring 'em home
380
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,612
every couple of days, yeah.
381
00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:20,354
Have you been issued
a license to operate
a food truck?
382
00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:23,270
Is that different
than a regular
driver's license?
383
00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:24,836
Look, guys,
it's important to remember
384
00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:26,621
this is more
of a pop-up restaurant.
385
00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:28,492
I mean, do I really need
to fill out all those papers?
386
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:30,407
Damn right you do.
They could hit you
387
00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:33,106
with as high as a $50,000 fine
if you break the health code.
388
00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:34,411
$50,000?
389
00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:36,413
Health codes
are for pussies.
390
00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:38,502
You know, that would make
a fantastic slogan
for my truck.
391
00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:40,156
Would you mind if I use that?Mm.
392
00:15:40,156 --> 00:15:41,766
Thank you, Ed.
393
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:43,638
[LAID-BACK MUSIC]
394
00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:46,336
♪ ♪
395
00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:47,903
Ben, what the fuck
am I looking at?
396
00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:49,383
I hired him.
397
00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:51,167
I needed a driver
for Dr. Mealgood,
398
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:53,213
and I was totally
fucking desperate.
399
00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:55,867
And I was broke,
zero prospects,
and I needed a job, so...
400
00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:58,566
Well, that's the worst
meet-cute I've ever heard.
401
00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:01,221
Well, we better get downtown
if we wanna beat
that lunch rush.
402
00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:02,787
Do you concur?I concur.
403
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:05,355
[BOTH LAUGH]
404
00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:06,661
Why are you taking
the stairs?
405
00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:08,880
You could just jump
out a window.
406
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,013
Why the fuck
would he say that?
407
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,624
Oh, now that's funny
'cause you tried
to kill yourself, remember?
408
00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:15,061
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
409
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,193
[SIRENS WAILING]
410
00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:27,551
[OVER LOUDSPEAKER]
Attention, hungry masses.
The doctor is in.
411
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:29,510
I repeat, the doctor is in.
412
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:33,644
Holy shit,
I think it's working.
413
00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:37,257
Eat two of these
and call me in the morning.
414
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:41,261
Boom.Hey, turn your head
and cough...
415
00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:42,523
[KETCHUP SQUIRTS]If you need more ketchup.
416
00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:44,394
Okay.
417
00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:45,830
[HUMS]
418
00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:49,704
You have polio.
419
00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:51,749
No, I'm just messing around.
Nobody does anymore.
420
00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:53,055
There's your cheeseburger.
[CHUCKLES]
421
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:54,796
Okay.
422
00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:56,363
[CHEERFUL MUSIC]
423
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:58,017
What a day that was, huh?
424
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,106
Whoo! Ooh!
425
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,933
Hey, hey.Yeah?
426
00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:03,413
Check that guy out.
No, don't look.
427
00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:04,458
Don't look now.
Don't look now.
428
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:05,589
Okay.Okay, look.
429
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:06,895
By the bench.All right.
430
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:08,853
What's his deal?I don't know.
431
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:11,856
But he's eaten here, like,
three times already.
432
00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:14,598
You don't think
he's a health inspector,
do you?
433
00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:15,643
Well,
he's definitely something,
434
00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:16,992
and he's coming back.
435
00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:18,472
Okay, visiting hours
are over.
436
00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:20,996
Get the...
Up and down.
437
00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:23,085
Ben, he's coming,
he's coming, he's coming.
438
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,521
He's coming,
he's coming.
439
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:26,915
[ENGINE TURNS OVER]
440
00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:28,351
[TIRES SCREECH]
441
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:30,614
[SIRENS WAILING]
442
00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:40,711
Well, well, well.
Look what the cat
dragged in.
443
00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:44,411
Look, I... I... I just
wanted to come down
and clear the air.
444
00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:46,152
Uh, Father Mike
told me a little bit
445
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:48,415
about the history
between you two,
446
00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:51,853
and honestly, that's for
you guys to hash out.
447
00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:55,596
But, uh, I... I just thought
that you and I, uh...
448
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:01,471
I mean, we... We...
We may have
different approaches,
449
00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:04,126
but ultimately, we want
the same thing for our groups.
450
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:06,215
Oh, yeah?
Well, what's that?
451
00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:08,391
Sobriety.
452
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:11,873
See, that's the problem,
cream puff.
453
00:18:11,873 --> 00:18:15,485
Sobriety ain't
good enough anymore.
454
00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:18,749
Honestly,
I can barely sleep
at night
455
00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:21,883
knowing there are groups
like yours out there.
456
00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:25,669
It's an affront
to everything
I believe in.
457
00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:28,107
Oh, sobriety isn't
good enough?
458
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,021
No.
459
00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:34,200
Well, I'm sorry,
but sobriety's actually
asking a lot from my guys.
460
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,940
And every day that
they manage it,
461
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,855
I'm proud of 'em.
462
00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:40,989
You know,
I'd really love
to slam you
463
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:42,773
in that paunchy gut,
464
00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:46,995
but I also really
don't wanna
go back to jail.
465
00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:49,171
Dude, you have
serious anger issues.
466
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:50,912
We're just trying to have
a civil conversation.
467
00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:52,696
I have anger issues?
468
00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:55,960
I'll chop
your fucking head off!
469
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,354
Okay, you don't
have anger issues.
470
00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:01,966
Um, all I'm trying
to say is that
471
00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:03,794
sobriety's not a competition.
472
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:07,233
Well, maybe it fucking
should be a competition, bro!
473
00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:10,410
Then Abner
said to Joab,
474
00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:13,369
"Let the young men
arise and have
a contest before us..."
475
00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:14,718
Is that the box... No.
476
00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:16,894
No, no, no, no.
We're not doing that again.
477
00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:20,550
I'm just saying that
perhaps Tiger is right
in this case.
478
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:22,117
Competition
can be healthy.
479
00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:25,555
Let's settle this
on the field
and be done with it.
480
00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:27,253
That's a terrible idea.
481
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:30,212
All you have to do
is beat us,
482
00:19:31,822 --> 00:19:33,041
and we'll leave you alone.
483
00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:36,958
I... I mean, what are
we even talking about?
484
00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:40,135
Arm wrestling,
street fight,
spelling bee?
485
00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:42,529
Spelling bee?
486
00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:46,272
Kickball.What?
487
00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:48,709
Kickball.
488
00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:51,059
Got a taste for it
when I was on the inside.
489
00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:53,061
Did you got to prison
in a middle school gym?
490
00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:56,630
No, we're not gonna play
kickball with you.
491
00:19:56,630 --> 00:20:00,155
Well, then we're gonna keep
coming after you
492
00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:02,940
until you shut down
your group.
493
00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:05,639
[LAID-BACK MUSIC]
494
00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:07,118
LOUDERMILK:
Sorry I'm late.
495
00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:09,904
Where you been?
496
00:20:09,904 --> 00:20:12,341
Well, I went to tell Tiger
to leave us alone.
497
00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:14,822
He challenged us
to a kickball game,
498
00:20:14,822 --> 00:20:17,041
and then I told him
to fuck off, so...
499
00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:20,915
[SIGHS]
You know, the usual.
500
00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:23,918
Why?Why what?
501
00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:25,311
Why'd you say no
to the game?
502
00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:29,097
Because the guy's out
of his fucking tree,
503
00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:30,707
and I don't wanna engage.
504
00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:32,709
And we're not
in third grade.
505
00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:34,363
You don't think
we can win?
506
00:20:34,363 --> 00:20:36,626
Of course
we can't win.
507
00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:38,454
Way to have our backs,
Loudermilk.
508
00:20:38,454 --> 00:20:41,501
Look, I have
your backs, okay?
509
00:20:41,501 --> 00:20:43,024
Not really.
510
00:20:43,024 --> 00:20:45,287
Come on.
Who wants to
get humiliated?
511
00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:47,985
Hey, it's like you said
about me calling my kids.
512
00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:50,161
It's about trying
and trying and trying
513
00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:51,598
even if it doesn't
go your way.
514
00:20:53,904 --> 00:20:56,037
God damn it.
I did say that, didn't I?
515
00:20:57,995 --> 00:21:00,171
[SIGHS]
516
00:21:00,171 --> 00:21:01,738
You guys
all feel this way?
517
00:21:01,738 --> 00:21:04,175
Yeah, man.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
518
00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:05,960
I definitely
don't feel that way.
519
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:07,744
Yeah, well, I do.
520
00:21:07,744 --> 00:21:09,485
Plus, it'd be nice
to get out of this room,
521
00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:11,052
get some fresh air
for a change.
522
00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:13,141
Roger, I bet you're great
at kickball, right?
523
00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:14,882
Oh, I get it.
Heh.
524
00:21:14,882 --> 00:21:16,884
I'm the British guy,
all about football.
525
00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:18,973
So I must be great
at kicking, right?
526
00:21:18,973 --> 00:21:21,497
Oh, God, no, no.
I just meant because of
your incomplete arms,
527
00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:23,456
maybe your legs
are stronger.
528
00:21:23,456 --> 00:21:26,067
You know,
like how a bat
can hear better.
529
00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:28,069
Actually, I am
quite good at it,
530
00:21:28,069 --> 00:21:30,767
but it's got nothing
to do with my complete,
531
00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:33,466
individually designed,
and equal arms.
532
00:21:33,466 --> 00:21:35,729
Oh, I'm sure.
533
00:21:35,729 --> 00:21:36,991
What about you, Ben?
534
00:21:36,991 --> 00:21:39,298
No, no, no can do.Why not?
535
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,300
Yeah, man,
with them ham hocks
536
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:44,172
you have for calves,
you could kick the ball
off the Earth.
537
00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:46,435
Well, number one,
I hate organized sports,
538
00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:48,916
and number two, Dr. Mealgood's
got some house calls to make.
539
00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:50,221
So...
540
00:21:50,221 --> 00:21:51,658
Why don't you set up
at the park?
541
00:21:51,658 --> 00:21:53,050
Lots of
potential customers.
542
00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:56,227
Fine.
543
00:21:56,227 --> 00:21:58,708
All right, if you guys
are serious about this,
544
00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:00,493
I'll make the call.
545
00:22:00,493 --> 00:22:03,887
I have his IG handle.
That's short
for Instagram.
546
00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:08,762
[BRIGHT MUSIC]
547
00:22:08,762 --> 00:22:09,980
♪ ♪
548
00:22:09,980 --> 00:22:11,591
TIGER: Jacks!
549
00:22:15,159 --> 00:22:16,987
I can't believe
you actually showed.
550
00:22:16,987 --> 00:22:18,902
What are you
talking about?
551
00:22:18,902 --> 00:22:20,817
I called you ten minutes ago
to ask about parking.
552
00:22:23,037 --> 00:22:26,301
Field!
Let's go!
553
00:22:26,301 --> 00:22:28,172
All right,
let's get this over with.
554
00:22:28,172 --> 00:22:30,523
That... That's it?
555
00:22:30,523 --> 00:22:33,961
There's no classic
pep talk, like Miracle
556
00:22:33,961 --> 00:22:36,790
or Soul Surfer
or Mighty Ducks Two?
557
00:22:36,790 --> 00:22:38,618
Yeah.It's a kid's game.
558
00:22:38,618 --> 00:22:40,402
You kick the ball.
You run around.
559
00:22:40,402 --> 00:22:41,621
You try to score.Hustle!
560
00:22:41,621 --> 00:22:43,884
This reminds me
of David
561
00:22:43,884 --> 00:22:47,322
who beat the mighty Goliath
with only a stone, a sling,
and his faith.
562
00:22:47,322 --> 00:22:49,629
Now that's what
I'm fucking talking about.
563
00:22:49,629 --> 00:22:52,371
[EXCITING MUSIC]
564
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,808
♪ ♪
565
00:22:57,854 --> 00:22:59,595
TIGER: Oh!
566
00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:01,031
Holy shit.
567
00:23:01,031 --> 00:23:02,424
Game on!
568
00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:04,383
♪ ♪
569
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,733
♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo Yeah!
570
00:23:06,733 --> 00:23:09,475
♪ Coo-coo,
coo-choo-coo-coo
571
00:23:09,475 --> 00:23:11,520
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
572
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,522
♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo, coo [GRUNTS]
573
00:23:13,522 --> 00:23:14,697
Yeah!
574
00:23:14,697 --> 00:23:16,307
♪ Coo-coo-coo
575
00:23:16,307 --> 00:23:18,875
♪ ♪
576
00:23:18,875 --> 00:23:21,008
Yeah! Yeah!
577
00:23:21,008 --> 00:23:22,531
[GROANING]
578
00:23:22,531 --> 00:23:25,142
[CHEERING]
579
00:23:25,142 --> 00:23:27,362
♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo
580
00:23:27,362 --> 00:23:29,016
♪ ♪
581
00:23:32,236 --> 00:23:34,413
Ow! [YELLING]
582
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:35,414
Yeah!
583
00:23:37,198 --> 00:23:39,679
♪ ♪
584
00:23:39,679 --> 00:23:42,421
♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo,
coo-coo-choo-coo-coo
585
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,945
♪ Coo-coo-coo-choo
586
00:23:44,945 --> 00:23:46,512
[GRUNTS]
587
00:23:46,512 --> 00:23:48,209
♪ Hoo-hoo ♪
588
00:23:48,209 --> 00:23:49,471
Yeah!
589
00:23:49,471 --> 00:23:51,255
♪ ♪
590
00:23:51,255 --> 00:23:53,127
TIGER: You guys are down
33 to nothing.
591
00:23:53,127 --> 00:23:54,433
Ready to give up?
592
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,043
Hell no.
593
00:23:56,043 --> 00:23:58,611
Heard of comebacks,
but this'll take a miracle.
594
00:23:58,611 --> 00:24:00,917
BEN: One miracle coming up.
595
00:24:00,917 --> 00:24:02,005
[CHEERING]
596
00:24:02,005 --> 00:24:05,356
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
597
00:24:05,356 --> 00:24:06,488
Okay, I'll...
598
00:24:06,488 --> 00:24:08,185
All right, Benny!
Whoo!
599
00:24:08,185 --> 00:24:11,624
You're gonna get it now.
You're gonna fucking get it!
600
00:24:11,624 --> 00:24:13,887
ALL: Yeah!MAN: All right, Ben.
601
00:24:13,887 --> 00:24:15,802
Yeah.Whoo!
602
00:24:15,802 --> 00:24:18,718
[CHEERS, APPLAUSE, WHISTLING]
603
00:24:18,718 --> 00:24:21,068
♪ ♪
604
00:24:23,853 --> 00:24:26,726
[ALL WHOOPING]
605
00:24:28,815 --> 00:24:31,208
Back it up!
Back it up!
606
00:24:31,208 --> 00:24:32,645
[MAN LAUGHS]
607
00:24:32,645 --> 00:24:34,516
♪ ♪
608
00:24:41,088 --> 00:24:42,219
Oh.
609
00:24:43,394 --> 00:24:45,179
It's a bunt!
Scramble!
610
00:24:45,179 --> 00:24:47,442
[ALL SHOUTING]
611
00:24:47,442 --> 00:24:49,183
[CHEERING]
612
00:24:49,183 --> 00:24:50,706
Scramble!
613
00:24:50,706 --> 00:24:52,229
Any of you gonna
back that up?
614
00:24:52,229 --> 00:24:55,232
[CHEERING]
615
00:24:55,232 --> 00:24:57,104
♪ ♪
616
00:24:57,104 --> 00:24:58,235
ALL: [CHANTING]
Tony! Tony!
617
00:24:58,235 --> 00:25:01,064
Tony! Tony! Tony!
618
00:25:01,064 --> 00:25:03,458
[GRUNTING]
619
00:25:03,458 --> 00:25:05,460
[CHANTING CONTINUES]
Tony! Tony!
620
00:25:05,460 --> 00:25:07,331
It's that guy!
Get the...
621
00:25:08,898 --> 00:25:10,160
Get the shit!
622
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,901
[GRUNTS]
623
00:25:11,901 --> 00:25:13,424
Go, go!
624
00:25:13,424 --> 00:25:15,078
Wow!
625
00:25:15,078 --> 00:25:16,558
[ALL CHANTING]
Hey! Hey! Hey!
626
00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:19,256
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
627
00:25:19,256 --> 00:25:21,345
Okay, let's go, let's go,
let's go, let's go!
628
00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:24,697
Go, go, go, go!Go!
629
00:25:24,697 --> 00:25:27,308
[TIRES SCREECH,
SIRENS WAILING]
630
00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:32,356
What are they
so happy about?
631
00:25:32,356 --> 00:25:35,664
We fucking
destroyed you guys.
You're done, man.
632
00:25:35,664 --> 00:25:37,361
You didn't
really beat us.
633
00:25:37,361 --> 00:25:39,363
You know, we...
We may never be winners,
634
00:25:39,363 --> 00:25:40,930
but at least
we're not losers.
635
00:25:40,930 --> 00:25:42,628
And I'll tell you
something else.
636
00:25:42,628 --> 00:25:44,499
We love coffee,
asshole.
637
00:25:45,892 --> 00:25:47,502
What'd you just say?
638
00:25:47,502 --> 00:25:49,373
And we put sugar in it.
639
00:25:49,373 --> 00:25:51,898
That's a stimulant
in a stimulant.
640
00:25:51,898 --> 00:25:54,683
You can't do that.Afternoon, gentlemen.
641
00:25:54,683 --> 00:25:57,207
You, that's assault.
642
00:25:57,207 --> 00:25:58,992
Wh... What?Yeah, you heard me.
643
00:25:58,992 --> 00:26:00,210
We saw you push this man.
644
00:26:00,210 --> 00:26:02,169
He also vandalized
our church.
645
00:26:02,169 --> 00:26:04,127
You can't prove that.Yes, we can.
646
00:26:04,127 --> 00:26:06,695
We have a sobriety group.
He broke in and trashed it.
647
00:26:06,695 --> 00:26:08,305
We have the
whole thing on tape.
648
00:26:08,305 --> 00:26:09,872
I... I didn't break in
anywhere.
649
00:26:09,872 --> 00:26:10,917
Tell him, Mike.
650
00:26:10,917 --> 00:26:12,048
Father?
651
00:26:12,048 --> 00:26:13,746
Well, I didn't
give him a key.
652
00:26:13,746 --> 00:26:15,704
Okay, you wanna
press charges?
653
00:26:15,704 --> 00:26:16,923
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
654
00:26:16,923 --> 00:26:18,881
Now this is
a big misunderstanding.
655
00:26:18,881 --> 00:26:21,884
Look, I can't
go back to jail.
656
00:26:21,884 --> 00:26:23,799
You look.
657
00:26:23,799 --> 00:26:26,193
You and the fucking
ape brigade
tried to shut us down
658
00:26:26,193 --> 00:26:28,021
because we do things
a little differently.
659
00:26:28,021 --> 00:26:30,153
And it might not be
for everybody,
660
00:26:30,153 --> 00:26:32,765
but it works for us
whether you like it or not.
661
00:26:32,765 --> 00:26:34,636
So here's the deal.
662
00:26:34,636 --> 00:26:37,987
I get the cops to back off.
You walk away from here.
663
00:26:37,987 --> 00:26:40,468
But if I see you again,
we're gonna shut you down.
664
00:26:43,340 --> 00:26:45,734
Okay.
665
00:26:45,734 --> 00:26:47,693
We're not gonna
press charges, Officer.
666
00:26:47,693 --> 00:26:49,869
Are you sure?Yeah.
667
00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:52,175
All right then.
668
00:26:52,175 --> 00:26:54,047
If you change your mind,
let us know.
669
00:26:54,047 --> 00:26:55,788
Hey, where you guys going?
670
00:26:55,788 --> 00:26:58,355
Hey, good hustle!
Good hustle!
671
00:26:58,355 --> 00:27:00,749
Who wants
a kale smoothie?
Guys?
672
00:27:00,749 --> 00:27:03,186
Guys?Thanks a lot for coming.
673
00:27:03,186 --> 00:27:04,927
Okay.
Now we're even.
674
00:27:04,927 --> 00:27:06,886
No more favors, okay?Yeah.
675
00:27:06,886 --> 00:27:08,496
You got it?Absolutely, I got it.
676
00:27:08,496 --> 00:27:10,672
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait a second here.
677
00:27:10,672 --> 00:27:13,588
My client reserves the right
to sue the balls off
678
00:27:13,588 --> 00:27:14,807
your police department.
679
00:27:14,807 --> 00:27:16,286
No, New Guy,
shut the fuck up.
680
00:27:16,286 --> 00:27:19,246
We're... We're good.
Thanks.
681
00:27:20,334 --> 00:27:22,292
[LOCK CLICKS, KEYS JINGLE]
682
00:27:22,292 --> 00:27:23,772
[DOOR CLOSES]
683
00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:27,950
Hey.Hey.
684
00:27:27,950 --> 00:27:30,431
How's the ankle?Hurts like hell.
685
00:27:30,431 --> 00:27:32,259
You wanna know what
the worst part of this is?
686
00:27:32,259 --> 00:27:33,652
That you don't have
health insurance,
687
00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:36,002
and it's probably gonna
cost you 50 grand?
688
00:27:36,002 --> 00:27:38,439
You wanna know what
the second worst part
of this is?
689
00:27:40,397 --> 00:27:43,313
I actually thought
that food truck was
gonna change everything.
690
00:27:44,401 --> 00:27:46,665
Stupid.
691
00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:48,971
You know what?
You took a shot.
692
00:27:50,190 --> 00:27:51,495
What are you gonna do?
693
00:27:52,627 --> 00:27:53,759
Get some rest.
694
00:27:55,238 --> 00:27:57,066
Oh, uh, after you left,
695
00:27:57,066 --> 00:27:58,981
there was a guy
hanging around.
696
00:27:58,981 --> 00:28:00,635
He gave me a card
he wanted me to give you.
697
00:28:00,635 --> 00:28:02,332
He wants you to call him.Oh, fuck.
698
00:28:02,332 --> 00:28:03,943
Yeah, that was the guy
I was running from.
699
00:28:03,943 --> 00:28:06,336
Was he wearing glasses?Yeah, yeah, he had glasses.
700
00:28:06,336 --> 00:28:08,164
Ah, damn it!
You shouldn't
have taken that.
701
00:28:08,164 --> 00:28:09,426
No, no, no.
I don't want that.
702
00:28:09,426 --> 00:28:10,950
He's a health
inspector, right?
703
00:28:10,950 --> 00:28:12,734
No, he owns
a restaurant,
704
00:28:12,734 --> 00:28:14,518
says he's looking
for some help,
705
00:28:14,518 --> 00:28:15,694
if you know anybody.
706
00:28:18,653 --> 00:28:21,961
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
707
00:28:23,963 --> 00:28:28,532
[WHISPERING]
U.S.A., U.S.A., U.S.A.
708
00:28:28,532 --> 00:28:31,492
[ANDY SCHAUF'S
THINGS I DOPLAYING]
709
00:28:31,492 --> 00:28:34,060
♪ ♪
710
00:28:43,460 --> 00:28:46,420
♪ Seems like I should have
known better
711
00:28:46,420 --> 00:28:48,378
♪ Than to turn my head
712
00:28:48,378 --> 00:28:51,207
♪ Like it didn't matter
713
00:28:51,207 --> 00:28:55,081
♪ Why do I do
the things I do
714
00:28:55,081 --> 00:28:58,301
♪ When I know
I am losing you?
715
00:28:58,301 --> 00:29:00,869
♪ ♪
716
00:29:06,222 --> 00:29:08,964
♪ It was supposed
to be a surprise
717
00:29:08,964 --> 00:29:13,621
♪ Me showing up,
you thought I was working
718
00:29:13,621 --> 00:29:17,277
♪ Why do I do
the things I do
719
00:29:17,277 --> 00:29:20,410
♪ When I know
I am losing you? ♪
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