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♪♪
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Hi.
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I'm glad you called.
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I've been thinking
about you a lot.
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I-I've been thinking
about you a lot, too.
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Wow! New Guy has feelings
for someone.
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NEW GUY: Louise, look.
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I really like you, and I don't
want to disappoint you.
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You scared?
Always.
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I'm getting
the hell out of here.
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No, no, no, you don't get
to fucking get off that easy.
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You just blow in and out
of my life like a tornado.
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I didn't want us
to end things like that.
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[SIGHS]
We're not...
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We're not ending
anything, okay?
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We're just...
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I think we do better
when we're apart.
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Give your old man a hug.
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Travel safe.
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[CELLPHONE RINGS]
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[CELLPHONE BEEPS]No.
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Hey!
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Uh, hey, are you
with the, uh...
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With the...the
group over there?
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Yeah.
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You're the boss?
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I'm the boss.
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Those are
my top executives.
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How can we help you here
at Drunk Asshole Industries?
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Uh...
[CHUCKLES]
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Um, well, uh,
my name is Trev,
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and this is my wife, Sienna.Hi.
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And we...
We just bought
the Greene and Greene
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down the street.
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Oh!
That's you guys.
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Wow. You must be doing
all right for yourselves.
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Thanks.
Well, yeah, we do social media
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for some pretty big
companies.
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Uh, a-anyway...
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Um, so, we've been noticing
you guys having your...
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Your gatherings over here,
and, uh...Yep.
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And... And, you know, we're...
We're totally supportive...
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Mm-hmm, yeah.
...of that.
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Aww!
It's just that, you know...
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Afterwards, you...you...
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You just kind of hang around
and...and smoke
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and...and talk loud.
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Yeah, all that.
We call it fellowship.
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It's like the meeting
after the meeting.
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Right, but do you have
to keep it going out front
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and throw your cigarette butts
in the street?
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I mean, isn't there
somewhere else you could go?
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You mean like a bar?
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Um...
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No. We... We go here,
and then we go home.
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[CHUCKLES]
Well, you...
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You don't really "go home,"
you know?
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You... You just
kind of hang around.
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And technically,
that's, you know...
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Loitering.
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Okay.
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Listen, we were
drunken scumbags
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way before the two of you
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decided to move into
your Greene and Greene house.
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Okay, okay.
But our Greene and Greene
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was built
way before you guys got here.
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It's not my fault
you didn't do your homework
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before descending on
the neighborhood like jackals.
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What's your deal, man?
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My deal is that
I know your deal. Okay?
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You want to pretend like
you're these enlightened,
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progressive, open-minded
people, but you're not.
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You're just trying
to look the part.
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Like your dog.
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I'm sure you tell people
that's a rescue, yeah?
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Lavendar is a rescue.
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[LAUGHS]
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What castle
did you rescue that d...
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Listen,
I know shelter dogs, okay?
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$3,000 whippets
are not shelter dogs.
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You want a purebred,
get a purebred.
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You can't have it both ways,
though.
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Oh, and the "Greene
and Greene" house
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that you bought
to look like people
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who preserve
historically-significant
buildings?
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That's a sham.
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They built a lot of copies
of Greene and Greene houses
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in the Pacific Northwest,
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but the Greene brothers
had nothing to do with them.
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No, not true.
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Ours came from Pasadena
in the '40s.
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We have the paperwork.
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Okay, well, Jason Bonham's
Led Zeppelin Experience
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has the paperwork.
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Doesn't make them
Led Zeppelin.
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You got screwed.
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But, yeah, I'll...
I'll tell the drunks
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to keep it down
a little bit.
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[FRANZ FERDINAND'S STAND ON THE HORIZONPLAYS]
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♪♪
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Yeah, so, I-I'm almost afraid
to jinx it,
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but things have been
going so great with Louise.
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The only thing is,
her ex-boyfriend
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has started calling me again.
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He's calling you?
What does he want?
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I-I don't know.
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I-I...
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Hopefully just to talk?
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Should I...
Should I meet with him?
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No, of course not.
Who talks
to the old boyfriend?
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That's not a thing.
Okay.
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Okay, good. 'Cause
I haven't been answering.
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Okay, um...
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That's it for sharing.
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Do we have
any group announcements?
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Any non-group
announcements?
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I'm pretty sure I saw a bird
chewing gum the other day.
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Anything at all?
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Uh, I'm going out of town
for a few days.
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Uh, anyways, though, um...
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I'm looking for someone
to dog-sit for me.
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You see, he's got to sleep
in his own bed.
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So I was wondering
if maybe someone here
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would be willing
to stay over at...
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I'll do it.
Oh, great.
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Really?
Yeah.
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I mean, you know,
it would help me out
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since she stole my room.
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Plus, you know, I've always
wanted to sleep on a boat.
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I don't live on a boat.
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Really?
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I'm sorry. I just...
I assumed, you know,
since you got
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the whole "fish stick guy"
thing going on.
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But you don't sleep on...
Okay, I'll...
I'll do it anyway.
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Mm, thank you.
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Okay, that looks like
that's it for tonight.
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I guess me and
the gum-chewing bird'll
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just go fuck
ourselves, then.
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You open
to something like that?
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Uh...
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[ENGINE REVS]
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♪♪
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[ENGINE SHUTS OFF]
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Which one of you cock bites
is Hiram?
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[LAUGHS]
Don't be a pussy.
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Fuck.
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You gotta be shittin' me.
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You're Hiram?
Oh, hey.
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Uh, I'm assuming you must
be David, Louise's ex.
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It's... It's...
It's nice to meet you.
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Don't give me that shit,
stretch.
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You fucked up when you
decided to mow my lawn.
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I thought
she was your ex-lawn.
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A-And, you know,
I-I haven't even been
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near the bushes yet,
so...
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What are you...
A smartass?
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Come on, motherfucker.
Let's get it on!
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No, no! Come on.
Fighting never
solved anything.
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Eh, just bad things happen.
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I promise you, I am gonna
beat your little dick off!
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Beat your dick off?
[LAUGHS]
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You're damn right, hotshot.
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You lookin' to get
your dick beat off, too?
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It's funny
you should ask.
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Why are you gettin'
up in my Kool-Aid, Goliath?
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Kool-Aid?
Look, pal, if I was you,
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I'd get back
on my little scooter
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and go back to my house
on the Shire.
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Okay, look, I came here
to kick his ass.
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And since he's too much
of a poontang to fight,
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it looks like
it's gonna be you, Manute.
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Dude, I'm not fighting you.
I don't need a murder rap.
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You think you'd have
a murder rap?
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No, no,
I'd have the murder rap!
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I like what you did there,
how you turned it
around on me.
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Yeah, real good.
Yeah.
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[SCREAMING]
DAVID: You like
how I turned that around?
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What the hell's going on?
I told you guys
to keep it down.
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[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]Oh, shit.
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Stop this immediately!
Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
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Oy!
You can't just punch
someone in the balls!
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I am not gonna have
fistfights
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in the middle
of my church driveway.
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If you want to fight,
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I expect you to behave
like civilized men.
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You can use our gymnasium.
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What?
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You're a man of God.
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You're gonna let these idiots
fistfight in the church?
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Samuel 2:14.
"Then Abner said to Joab,
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'Now let
the young men arise
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and hold their bout
before us.'"
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Oh, well, if it says that
in the Bible,
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then, hey, by all means...
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Let's do this.
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I'm ready, Father.
Not now.
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There's a CYO basketball game
going on right now.
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We'll set the ring up
this Saturday night.
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The two of you
can have a proper bout.
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Mm?
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You have a ring?
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You're way too into this.
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You know that?
I'll be there.
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And you make sure
you're there, one dick.
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"One dick"?
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What the hell
does that even mean?
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♪♪
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This is it.
Nothing fancy.
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Could probably use
a woman's touch.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Are you kidding me?
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This place
is unbelievable.
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I got to be honest...
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I-I-I thought it was
gonna be a total shithole.
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[LAUGHS]
The thing is, you see, uh,
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I used to own a fleet of
about a dozen fishing boats.
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Oh, okay.
Good money?
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Oh, no, I lost my shirt
every season.
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But, eventually, I sold 'em
and, uh, made enough
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to buy myself
a 7-Eleven.
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Ah, then you made a killing.
No.
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Fuck, those things
are money pits.
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But I started playing them
scratch-off lottery tickets.
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I won.
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Get out of here.
Come on.
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See, most people
don't know this,
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but there's a certain way
you can hold them up
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to the light that tells you
which one's a winner.
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Really? Now, what do you...
What do you got to do?
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You got to turn it or...
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No, no.
It's nothing like that.
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The whole secret
to the thing...
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[GRIMES WHIMPERS, WHINES]
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Grimes, not right now.
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[GRIMES WHINES]
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Well... Well, there's
not much to him.Mm-hmm.
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Feed him,
walk him twice a day,
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and don't let him
lick his ass.
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[LAUGHS]
That was a joke, that,
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'cause you'll never stop him
from licking his ass.
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[LAUGHS]
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♪♪
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Hey, look at this.
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These people
in the neighborhood group
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are going off
about our meeting.
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LOUDERMILK: Hmm?
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Oh, you think you'd have a murder rap?
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No, I'd have the murder rap! Nice.
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I like what you did there,
how you turned it
around on me.
250
00:09:11,792 --> 00:09:12,862
Yeah, real good.
251
00:09:12,897 --> 00:09:14,243
Aah! Aah!
252
00:09:14,277 --> 00:09:15,900
You like how I turned that around?
253
00:09:15,934 --> 00:09:18,488
Those are
the morons who bought
the house down the street.
254
00:09:18,523 --> 00:09:19,697
I guess.
255
00:09:19,731 --> 00:09:21,388
Read what they wrote.
256
00:09:21,422 --> 00:09:23,493
"Just moved into
our Greene and Greene,
257
00:09:23,528 --> 00:09:25,288
and now we have
front-row seats
258
00:09:25,323 --> 00:09:29,016
to bum fights. FML.
Pound, clean up the riffraff."
259
00:09:29,051 --> 00:09:30,846
Hashtag.
These fucking idiots.
260
00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:33,020
They think they bought
a Greene and Greene.
261
00:09:33,055 --> 00:09:36,403
They're fucking delusional.They've already got
112 responses.
262
00:09:36,437 --> 00:09:37,715
And almost no one's
on our side.
263
00:09:37,749 --> 00:09:38,854
They're all complaining
about us.
264
00:09:38,888 --> 00:09:40,510
Do you know these people?
265
00:09:40,545 --> 00:09:41,788
Yeah, we had a little talk
266
00:09:41,822 --> 00:09:43,444
before the meeting
the other night.
267
00:09:43,479 --> 00:09:45,205
Oh, I get it.
268
00:09:45,239 --> 00:09:46,586
You pissed them off.
269
00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:48,449
No, I pointed out
they were being idiots.
270
00:09:48,484 --> 00:09:50,451
And I guess they didn't like
to hear it,
271
00:09:50,486 --> 00:09:53,662
so they started
an Internet fight.
272
00:09:53,696 --> 00:09:54,939
Wow.
273
00:09:54,973 --> 00:09:56,561
They are really laying
into you.
274
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:57,942
I mean, this shit's
getting good.
275
00:09:58,805 --> 00:10:00,254
You know, luckily for you,
276
00:10:00,289 --> 00:10:02,463
you live with one of
the best
Internet trolls around.
277
00:10:02,498 --> 00:10:04,120
I got this.
No, no, no.
278
00:10:04,155 --> 00:10:06,606
Don't do anything.
Just ignore it.
279
00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:10,023
If you don't engage with
this shit, it doesn't exist.
280
00:10:10,057 --> 00:10:12,266
[SIGHS]
I guess.
281
00:10:12,853 --> 00:10:14,510
I'll see you in a bit.
282
00:10:15,684 --> 00:10:16,719
[DOOR CLOSES]
283
00:10:18,376 --> 00:10:22,587
"Suck my big,
fat donkey balls,
284
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:25,038
"you pieces of shit.
285
00:10:25,072 --> 00:10:28,006
"Hashtag BlowMe."
286
00:10:28,041 --> 00:10:29,559
[COMPUTER CHIMES]
287
00:10:29,594 --> 00:10:31,147
That'll teach them.
288
00:10:31,182 --> 00:10:32,977
There you go.
Hey!
289
00:10:33,011 --> 00:10:35,773
You like peanut butter,
huh, Grimes? Yeah?
290
00:10:35,807 --> 00:10:37,395
Yeah, they should have
called you Peanut Butter.
291
00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:39,017
That'd be a good name for you.
292
00:10:39,052 --> 00:10:41,157
What do you want to do?
You wanna go for a walk?
293
00:10:41,192 --> 00:10:43,194
You want to walk this off?
294
00:10:43,228 --> 00:10:45,852
All right.
Hey, where's your leash?
295
00:10:45,886 --> 00:10:48,440
Come on! Let's go.
Where's your leash?
296
00:11:09,807 --> 00:11:10,773
Aah!
297
00:11:13,017 --> 00:11:14,708
Sorry, Grimes.
298
00:11:16,848 --> 00:11:18,919
[CHUCKLES]
299
00:11:18,954 --> 00:11:20,818
And how does that work?
300
00:11:20,852 --> 00:11:23,165
What the fuck is this?
301
00:11:23,199 --> 00:11:25,063
Oh, check this out.
This is even bigger.
302
00:11:25,098 --> 00:11:26,824
You got to be shittin' me!
303
00:11:26,858 --> 00:11:28,377
They're all over
the fucking place.
304
00:11:28,411 --> 00:11:30,413
This fight
is going down, Tony.
305
00:11:30,448 --> 00:11:32,484
What am I gonna do now, Mugsy?I don't know.
306
00:11:32,519 --> 00:11:33,796
I don't blame you
for being afraid.
307
00:11:33,831 --> 00:11:35,798
This guy's a tough
son of a bitch, man.
308
00:11:35,833 --> 00:11:37,766
He packs a hell
of a nut-punch.What are you...nuts?
309
00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,077
I'm not afraid.
He's a little person.
310
00:11:39,112 --> 00:11:40,389
I'm not.
I can't fight him.
311
00:11:40,423 --> 00:11:41,631
Everyone will think
I'm a bully.
312
00:11:41,666 --> 00:11:43,357
Well, not if you lose.
313
00:11:43,392 --> 00:11:45,256
You just take a dive,
like Sonny Liston.
314
00:11:45,290 --> 00:11:46,567
Then everyone will think
I'm pathetic.
315
00:11:46,602 --> 00:11:49,536
Don't you see?
This is a classic
lose-lose situation here.
316
00:11:49,570 --> 00:11:51,400
I've seen these before.
317
00:11:51,434 --> 00:11:54,334
You know, never in person.
Only online.
318
00:11:54,368 --> 00:11:56,888
You know,
not that I was
shopping for one.
319
00:11:56,923 --> 00:11:59,235
I just happened to be cruising
a couple two-three websites.
320
00:11:59,270 --> 00:12:00,409
You understand how it is.
321
00:12:00,443 --> 00:12:02,652
But I do remember thinking,
"That's a lot of money
322
00:12:02,687 --> 00:12:04,447
"to pay for a fuck doll."
323
00:12:04,482 --> 00:12:06,656
But, still, you know,
it's a testament to, uh,
324
00:12:06,691 --> 00:12:09,487
I guess,
ingenuity and technology
325
00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:12,386
and, um, the male itch.
326
00:12:12,421 --> 00:12:13,871
It's pathetic, though,
to think that somebody
327
00:12:13,905 --> 00:12:15,424
would just want
to separate themselves
328
00:12:15,458 --> 00:12:17,426
from actual human beings
to the degree
329
00:12:17,460 --> 00:12:19,152
that they would seek
sexual congress
330
00:12:19,186 --> 00:12:22,224
with an effigy of a...
331
00:12:22,258 --> 00:12:23,639
Real girl.
332
00:12:25,572 --> 00:12:28,920
How low would you have to sink
to reach those depths?
333
00:12:28,955 --> 00:12:30,991
[GRUNTS] Hah!
334
00:12:31,026 --> 00:12:32,959
God! God!
335
00:12:32,993 --> 00:12:34,201
[GASPING]
336
00:12:34,236 --> 00:12:36,479
Holy shit!
337
00:12:36,514 --> 00:12:38,067
That was the best sex
of my entire life.
338
00:12:39,448 --> 00:12:41,553
What the heck's
going on down there? [LAUGHS]
339
00:12:41,588 --> 00:12:44,073
[GRIMES BARKS]
340
00:12:44,108 --> 00:12:46,766
Hey, don't judge me, Grimes.[GRIMES WHIMPERS]
341
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,182
Okay, look, I'm a...
I'm a curious person.
342
00:12:49,216 --> 00:12:50,286
A seeker.
343
00:12:51,805 --> 00:12:53,738
Look, it was just
a one-time thing.
344
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,948
[GRUNTING]
345
00:12:56,983 --> 00:12:58,778
Oh!
346
00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:00,055
Ohh!
347
00:13:00,089 --> 00:13:02,229
[PANTING]
348
00:13:09,098 --> 00:13:10,479
Ahh.
349
00:13:10,513 --> 00:13:12,067
♪♪
350
00:13:12,101 --> 00:13:14,138
LOUDERMILK:
You look weird.
What'd you do?
351
00:13:15,001 --> 00:13:15,967
Nothing.
352
00:13:16,761 --> 00:13:17,797
You have a slip?
353
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:20,316
No! No.
354
00:13:20,351 --> 00:13:21,766
[SIGHS]
355
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,424
It's the neighborhood
group forum.
356
00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:25,943
I was just gonna write
a couple of comments,
357
00:13:25,977 --> 00:13:27,599
you know, defend the group.
358
00:13:27,634 --> 00:13:29,739
Maybe throw in a couple
"go fuck yourself" memes.
359
00:13:29,774 --> 00:13:32,259
And things
got out of control.
360
00:13:32,294 --> 00:13:34,261
These people
are really good.
361
00:13:34,296 --> 00:13:36,263
I mean,
they're like assassins.
362
00:13:36,298 --> 00:13:37,955
They kicked my ass
up and down the whole forum.
363
00:13:37,989 --> 00:13:39,439
I couldn't get a shot in.
364
00:13:39,473 --> 00:13:41,268
Well, all right, so, you got
your ass handed to you
365
00:13:41,303 --> 00:13:42,787
in an Internet forum.
Who cares?
366
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,031
Well, not my ass.
367
00:13:45,065 --> 00:13:46,895
Your ass.
368
00:13:46,929 --> 00:13:50,001
See, I kinda escalated
the whole thing,
369
00:13:50,036 --> 00:13:53,487
and then they started
this online petition to, uh,
370
00:13:53,522 --> 00:13:55,110
kick our meetings
out of the church.
371
00:13:55,144 --> 00:13:57,491
What?
They can't do that!
372
00:13:57,526 --> 00:13:59,321
Well, they've already got
a ton of signatures.
373
00:13:59,355 --> 00:14:02,151
[CELLPHONE RINGS]
374
00:14:02,186 --> 00:14:03,290
[CELLPHONE BEEPS]
375
00:14:03,739 --> 00:14:04,844
Yeah?
376
00:14:07,225 --> 00:14:08,675
All right, all right.
Oh, hey, hey.
377
00:14:08,709 --> 00:14:10,159
Calm down.
378
00:14:10,194 --> 00:14:12,196
I'll be...
I'll be right there.
379
00:14:12,230 --> 00:14:13,887
Text me the address.
380
00:14:13,922 --> 00:14:15,233
[CELLPHONE BEEPS]
381
00:14:15,268 --> 00:14:16,441
Something's going on
with Ben.
382
00:14:16,476 --> 00:14:17,477
I gotta go.
383
00:14:18,512 --> 00:14:20,066
[SIGHS]
384
00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:22,068
No more cyber fights!
385
00:14:22,102 --> 00:14:25,347
♪♪
386
00:14:25,381 --> 00:14:26,831
You can't be serious.
387
00:14:29,420 --> 00:14:30,870
You fucked it?
388
00:14:32,147 --> 00:14:33,182
Uh-huh.
389
00:14:34,770 --> 00:14:36,841
A lot.
Aw.
390
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,879
You had sloppy seconds
with Ed's fuck doll?
391
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:42,157
No, I'm not stupid.
392
00:14:42,191 --> 00:14:43,744
I used condoms.
393
00:14:45,263 --> 00:14:48,059
Sam, I can't quit her,
okay?
394
00:14:48,094 --> 00:14:49,302
She's amazing, you know?
395
00:14:49,336 --> 00:14:51,338
No, I don't know.
396
00:14:51,373 --> 00:14:54,169
She's like a butthole inside
of a mouth inside a vagina.
397
00:14:54,203 --> 00:14:56,274
It's like the turducken
of vaginas.
398
00:14:57,724 --> 00:15:00,244
[SIGHS]
399
00:15:00,278 --> 00:15:02,522
I'm in trouble here, man.With who?
400
00:15:02,556 --> 00:15:04,869
Just don't tell Ed
that you fucked his mannequin,
401
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,215
and you'll...
You'll be fine.
402
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:07,389
Nope, mnh-mnh.
403
00:15:07,423 --> 00:15:08,597
You got to get me
out of here.
404
00:15:08,631 --> 00:15:09,770
All right,
so just get out of here.
405
00:15:09,805 --> 00:15:11,634
Why do
you drag me into it?
406
00:15:11,669 --> 00:15:13,740
Well, someone's got
to take care of the dog.
407
00:15:13,774 --> 00:15:15,569
Oh, so, what?
408
00:15:15,604 --> 00:15:17,433
You want me
to stay here?
409
00:15:17,468 --> 00:15:19,159
No, I'm not staying here!
410
00:15:19,194 --> 00:15:20,989
Come on, I'm begging you!
Please!
411
00:15:21,023 --> 00:15:23,267
Oh, for fuck's sake.
412
00:15:24,578 --> 00:15:26,097
Yeah,
so, what do you want?
413
00:15:26,132 --> 00:15:27,443
Hey, thanks
for meeting me, pal.
414
00:15:27,478 --> 00:15:28,479
Tony, by the way.
415
00:15:30,653 --> 00:15:32,724
David.
This whole thing...
416
00:15:32,759 --> 00:15:34,312
You know, listen,
I got no beef with you.
417
00:15:34,347 --> 00:15:35,693
I was just sticking up
for my buddy.
418
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:38,109
He's a little pussy,
and I knew you'd knock
the fuck out of him.
419
00:15:38,144 --> 00:15:39,973
Yeah, I guess
I was running a little hot.
420
00:15:40,008 --> 00:15:41,319
I get it.
421
00:15:41,354 --> 00:15:43,045
But this whole fight thing
is crazy.
422
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,806
We gotta call it off.
Yeah, maybe we should.
423
00:15:45,841 --> 00:15:47,256
I mean, you know,
given different circumstances,
424
00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:48,740
you and I
might be best buddies.
425
00:15:48,775 --> 00:15:51,398
I don't know about best,
but we could hang.
426
00:15:51,433 --> 00:15:53,124
There you go.
Hold on.
427
00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:56,679
Two, please.
428
00:16:00,166 --> 00:16:01,477
Here you go, pal.
429
00:16:01,512 --> 00:16:02,892
What's this?What's it look like?
430
00:16:02,927 --> 00:16:04,135
It's an ice-cream cone.
431
00:16:04,170 --> 00:16:05,757
Think of it
as an olive branch.
432
00:16:05,792 --> 00:16:08,415
You trying to get out
of a fight or adopt me?
433
00:16:08,450 --> 00:16:10,003
I don't want
a fucking ice-cream cone.
434
00:16:10,038 --> 00:16:11,971
What, do you want to see me
go down the slide?No.
435
00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:13,351
Huh? Huh?
Just 'cause I'm small,
436
00:16:13,386 --> 00:16:14,663
you want to treat me
like a little kid?
437
00:16:14,697 --> 00:16:16,941
No, I don't buy ice-cream
cones for little kids.
438
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,011
That... That'd be creepy.
439
00:16:18,046 --> 00:16:21,670
Yeah, it is creepy,
you arrogant piece of fuck!
440
00:16:21,704 --> 00:16:23,983
Hey, you don't have to act
like a little prick about it.
441
00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:25,812
[BLOW LANDS]
442
00:16:25,846 --> 00:16:28,539
Aah! Fuck.
443
00:16:28,573 --> 00:16:30,506
Fight's still on, numbnuts!
444
00:16:30,541 --> 00:16:32,267
I'll be there,
you little fucking dink!
445
00:16:32,301 --> 00:16:34,614
I'll be waiting, honey!
[GROANS]
446
00:16:34,648 --> 00:16:36,616
♪♪
447
00:16:40,413 --> 00:16:43,312
You're actually promoting
this thing?
448
00:16:43,347 --> 00:16:45,314
What are you...
The Catholic Don King?
449
00:16:46,177 --> 00:16:47,937
Nothing wrong with
a little pugilism
450
00:16:47,972 --> 00:16:49,870
to raise some money
for the church.
451
00:16:49,905 --> 00:16:52,563
We've been doing this
for years.
452
00:16:52,597 --> 00:16:56,325
Anyway, you have got bigger
problems than a couple of boys
453
00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,120
working out
their differences in the ring.
454
00:16:58,155 --> 00:17:01,123
I just got an e-mail
from city hall.
455
00:17:01,158 --> 00:17:02,607
Seems some
of the neighbors
456
00:17:02,642 --> 00:17:04,161
have got
an online petition going,
457
00:17:04,195 --> 00:17:06,404
and they want you gone.
458
00:17:06,439 --> 00:17:08,130
I warned you, Loudermilk.
459
00:17:08,165 --> 00:17:10,374
I'm gonna have to suspend
your meetings
460
00:17:10,408 --> 00:17:11,892
if you can't get
this straightened out.
461
00:17:11,927 --> 00:17:13,480
You gotta be kidding me.
462
00:17:13,515 --> 00:17:16,552
My meetings have to go,
and this blood sport stays?
463
00:17:16,587 --> 00:17:18,658
Fix it, Loudermilk.
464
00:17:18,692 --> 00:17:20,694
♪♪
465
00:17:23,352 --> 00:17:25,389
♪♪
466
00:17:31,671 --> 00:17:32,672
Of course.
467
00:17:34,432 --> 00:17:36,158
[DOORBELL RINGS]
468
00:17:36,193 --> 00:17:38,712
♪♪
469
00:17:38,747 --> 00:17:40,093
[DOOR OPENS]
470
00:17:40,128 --> 00:17:42,199
Hi.
What are you doing here?
471
00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:43,993
You can't just come over
to our house.
472
00:17:44,028 --> 00:17:45,202
Well, I actually can.
473
00:17:45,236 --> 00:17:47,583
You have a walkway coming
right up here and everything.
474
00:17:47,618 --> 00:17:49,758
I know it must seem
really crazy to you
475
00:17:49,792 --> 00:17:53,072
to be talking face-to-face
to a human being,
476
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:54,314
but it's actually
kind of the way
477
00:17:54,349 --> 00:17:55,764
you're supposed to do
these things.
478
00:17:55,798 --> 00:17:57,628
We tried to talk to you.Right,
479
00:17:57,662 --> 00:18:00,079
and I said a couple of things
that you didn't like.
480
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:03,082
So then you ran
to your keyboard
echo chamber,
481
00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:05,360
and you dialed up
an online mob.
482
00:18:05,394 --> 00:18:07,258
And you need to leave.
483
00:18:07,293 --> 00:18:08,328
I will. I will.
484
00:18:08,363 --> 00:18:10,606
But I'm gonna say something
first face-to-face.
485
00:18:11,607 --> 00:18:14,127
Those people
in that church...
486
00:18:14,162 --> 00:18:17,648
Those are very real people
with very real problems.
487
00:18:17,682 --> 00:18:19,270
And that meeting
is the only thing
488
00:18:19,305 --> 00:18:22,687
that they have left that gets
them through the day, okay?
489
00:18:22,722 --> 00:18:24,586
So shutting that down
490
00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:28,107
to nudge up
your property values...
491
00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:30,523
I hope
that's worth it to you.
492
00:18:35,079 --> 00:18:37,081
♪♪
493
00:18:40,671 --> 00:18:41,948
You believe this?
494
00:18:41,982 --> 00:18:44,468
Yeah, some turnout.
495
00:18:44,502 --> 00:18:46,090
I can't believe
I got to do this.
496
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,092
[MUFFLED] Relax, man.
You're gonna be fine.
497
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,818
I'm not gonna be fine.
I'm not a boxer!
498
00:18:49,852 --> 00:18:51,406
What if I kill this guy?
499
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:52,648
Or, worse, what if I lose?
500
00:18:52,683 --> 00:18:55,444
Calm down, man!
What's the matter with you?
501
00:18:55,479 --> 00:18:57,066
Why are you sweating already?
I'm not sweating.
502
00:18:57,101 --> 00:18:58,758
That's butter from your
fucking popcorn, you idiot.
503
00:18:58,792 --> 00:19:00,415
Get off of me.
Mm-mmm.
504
00:19:01,692 --> 00:19:03,694
[LAUGHING] Ohh, man!
Y'all see the crowd out there?
505
00:19:03,728 --> 00:19:05,282
This place is hype!
Crowd?
506
00:19:05,316 --> 00:19:07,180
Yeah.
I don't need a crowd.
507
00:19:08,630 --> 00:19:10,356
I've seen little people
wrestle before,
508
00:19:10,390 --> 00:19:12,081
but I've never seen
two little people box.
509
00:19:12,116 --> 00:19:14,118
This is gonna be epic.
510
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,947
Did you hear that?
They think
I'm a little person.
511
00:19:15,982 --> 00:19:17,984
Yeah, no wonder.
Look at the poster.
512
00:19:18,018 --> 00:19:19,503
Hey, listen.
513
00:19:19,537 --> 00:19:21,608
I'm not a microbiologist,
but...
514
00:19:22,851 --> 00:19:24,991
What if we get you
down to his size?
515
00:19:25,025 --> 00:19:27,096
How? You gonna cut
my fucking legs off?
516
00:19:27,131 --> 00:19:28,443
I got an idea.
517
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:32,619
♪♪
518
00:19:32,654 --> 00:19:34,380
How you holding up, champ?
519
00:19:34,414 --> 00:19:36,036
Truth? Not good.
520
00:19:36,071 --> 00:19:37,279
I don't want to fight
this guy.
521
00:19:37,314 --> 00:19:38,522
I just want my girl back.
522
00:19:38,556 --> 00:19:40,317
What the fuck
did I get myself into?
523
00:19:40,351 --> 00:19:41,525
Why don't you want
to fight this guy?
524
00:19:41,559 --> 00:19:43,458
He's huge!
You're huge!
525
00:19:43,492 --> 00:19:45,011
Not as huge as he is!
526
00:19:45,045 --> 00:19:46,806
Then you should have taken
the fucking ice-cream cone.
527
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:48,566
I know I should have taken
the fucking ice-cream cone!
528
00:19:48,601 --> 00:19:49,843
Stop telling me
I should have taken
529
00:19:49,878 --> 00:19:52,121
the fucking ice-cream cone!
Okay, relax, relax.
530
00:19:52,156 --> 00:19:53,433
When the crowd sees
how big he is,
531
00:19:53,468 --> 00:19:54,814
they're gonna be
on your side.
532
00:19:54,848 --> 00:19:57,334
And when the crowd
is on your side...
533
00:19:57,368 --> 00:19:58,404
I always win!
534
00:19:58,438 --> 00:19:59,543
That's it! Come on!
That's it!
535
00:19:59,577 --> 00:20:00,992
That's it! That's it!Come on, baby.
536
00:20:01,027 --> 00:20:05,031
Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen!
537
00:20:06,619 --> 00:20:09,725
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
538
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:14,489
Welcome to
Immaculate Heart gymnasium.
539
00:20:14,523 --> 00:20:17,008
It's Boxing Night!
540
00:20:17,043 --> 00:20:19,356
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
541
00:20:22,082 --> 00:20:24,706
Tonight's event
is a grudge match
542
00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:30,746
to settle a love triangle
gone horribly wrong!
543
00:20:30,781 --> 00:20:33,956
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
544
00:20:33,991 --> 00:20:39,859
In the red corner,
I give you David!
545
00:20:39,893 --> 00:20:42,102
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
546
00:20:42,137 --> 00:20:45,347
And in the blue corner,
547
00:20:45,382 --> 00:20:49,282
it's Tony!
548
00:20:49,317 --> 00:20:51,629
[CROWD BOOING]
549
00:20:54,598 --> 00:20:56,807
What the fuck
is he doing?
550
00:20:56,841 --> 00:20:58,947
Come on!
What the fuck is this?
551
00:20:58,981 --> 00:21:00,189
What's he trying to pull?
552
00:21:00,224 --> 00:21:01,536
[DINGING]
553
00:21:07,473 --> 00:21:09,095
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
554
00:21:16,344 --> 00:21:18,104
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
555
00:21:22,488 --> 00:21:23,972
C'mon, David!
556
00:21:24,006 --> 00:21:25,767
Work his torso!
557
00:21:25,801 --> 00:21:27,389
This guy is, like,
all torso, right?
558
00:21:27,424 --> 00:21:28,942
So weird.
Wait a second.
559
00:21:28,977 --> 00:21:31,013
You're rooting for David?
Why wouldn't I?
560
00:21:31,048 --> 00:21:32,670
I don't even know
the other guy.
561
00:21:32,705 --> 00:21:34,983
Yeah, but the other guy
is me by proxy.
562
00:21:35,017 --> 00:21:37,088
Well, if you were in there,
I'd be rooting for you.
563
00:21:37,123 --> 00:21:39,608
But you're too much
of a...
564
00:21:39,643 --> 00:21:41,127
What? Jew?
565
00:21:41,161 --> 00:21:42,749
No.
566
00:21:42,784 --> 00:21:44,993
A coward.
567
00:21:45,027 --> 00:21:46,857
Wait a second.
You think I'm a coward
just because I don't want
568
00:21:46,891 --> 00:21:48,237
to get into a boxing ring
569
00:21:48,272 --> 00:21:50,585
and fight in some barbaric,
vicious sport
570
00:21:50,619 --> 00:21:52,759
that should've been
outlawed decades ago?
571
00:21:52,794 --> 00:21:54,140
That makes me a coward?
572
00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:59,145
You make the Cowardly Lion
look like Suge Knight.
573
00:22:02,044 --> 00:22:03,805
Louise.
574
00:22:07,049 --> 00:22:08,154
MAN: Oh!
575
00:22:09,983 --> 00:22:11,606
They're holding him!
576
00:22:14,056 --> 00:22:16,611
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey!
577
00:22:16,645 --> 00:22:17,957
That's a disqualification.
578
00:22:17,991 --> 00:22:19,683
And that's
a disqualification.
579
00:22:19,717 --> 00:22:21,616
Disqualification![BELL DINGS]
580
00:22:21,650 --> 00:22:23,342
Disqualification!
581
00:22:23,376 --> 00:22:25,896
Gentlemen, come on up.
582
00:22:25,930 --> 00:22:27,967
[CROWD BOOING]Come on, Tony.
583
00:22:32,074 --> 00:22:33,938
And the winner is...No, no, no, no, no!
584
00:22:33,973 --> 00:22:35,492
Don't stand up!
585
00:22:35,526 --> 00:22:37,252
...Tony!
586
00:22:37,286 --> 00:22:39,737
Wait a second!
He's not a little person!
587
00:22:39,772 --> 00:22:41,118
Fuck this shit!
588
00:22:41,152 --> 00:22:42,464
Fuck that!
589
00:22:42,499 --> 00:22:43,672
[CROWD BOOING]Get him!
590
00:22:43,707 --> 00:22:45,950
That's cultural appropriation!
591
00:22:45,985 --> 00:22:47,711
He's appropriating!
592
00:22:47,745 --> 00:22:49,609
Appropriator!
593
00:22:49,644 --> 00:22:50,955
Come on!
594
00:22:50,990 --> 00:22:53,268
♪♪
595
00:22:58,998 --> 00:23:00,171
[BONE CRACKS]
596
00:23:00,206 --> 00:23:02,898
Owwwwwww!
My ankie!
597
00:23:02,933 --> 00:23:04,969
[CROWD CHANTING INDISTINCTLY]
598
00:23:05,004 --> 00:23:06,764
♪♪
599
00:23:10,561 --> 00:23:12,563
♪♪
600
00:23:16,567 --> 00:23:17,534
[SIGHS]
601
00:23:21,089 --> 00:23:22,193
TREV: Oh, great.
602
00:23:22,228 --> 00:23:24,057
We were hoping you'd be here,
Mr. Louderman.
603
00:23:24,092 --> 00:23:25,404
Milk. Loudermilk.
604
00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:26,853
Ah. Oh.
605
00:23:26,888 --> 00:23:29,338
Well, we just wanted
to say that maybe we...
606
00:23:29,373 --> 00:23:31,410
No, not maybe.
607
00:23:31,444 --> 00:23:32,928
Definitely.
608
00:23:32,963 --> 00:23:34,861
We wanted to say
we were wrong.
609
00:23:34,896 --> 00:23:36,691
You know?
And... And we realized
610
00:23:36,725 --> 00:23:39,694
what you're doing here
is very important.
611
00:23:39,728 --> 00:23:41,420
And... And I guess
we just...
612
00:23:41,454 --> 00:23:42,731
We got all NIMBY.
613
00:23:42,766 --> 00:23:44,526
Mm-hmm.
614
00:23:44,561 --> 00:23:46,977
That stands
for "not in my backyard."
615
00:23:47,011 --> 00:23:49,048
And we're not
those kind of people at all.
616
00:23:49,082 --> 00:23:51,084
We are for the common man
all the way.
617
00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:52,983
Like, hard-core.
618
00:23:53,017 --> 00:23:54,502
We just...
619
00:23:54,536 --> 00:23:56,814
Well, we lost sight
of the big picture.
620
00:23:56,849 --> 00:23:59,645
But we support what
you're doing here. Totally.
621
00:23:59,679 --> 00:24:01,923
A-And we got you this.Oh.
622
00:24:01,957 --> 00:24:03,614
It's a state-of-the-art
ashtray.
623
00:24:03,649 --> 00:24:06,445
Mm-hmm.
It's homemade in Ojai.
624
00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:09,068
It can hold a lot
of cigarette butts.
625
00:24:09,102 --> 00:24:10,414
That way,
they won't get stuck
626
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,830
in the stomachs
of dolphins and seals.
627
00:24:12,865 --> 00:24:16,006
And we took your petition down
from letsfixit.org.
628
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:19,492
So...we're hoping
you can forgive us
629
00:24:19,527 --> 00:24:21,770
and we can all live
in harmony.
630
00:24:23,703 --> 00:24:24,980
Wow. I, uh...
631
00:24:25,015 --> 00:24:26,637
I don't know what to say.
632
00:24:26,672 --> 00:24:29,847
I just really admire
both of you
633
00:24:29,882 --> 00:24:31,435
for being able to admit
that you...
634
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,851
[MAN SCREAMING,
INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
635
00:24:40,651 --> 00:24:44,103
We had a little fundraiser
in the gym tonight, and, um...
636
00:24:44,137 --> 00:24:46,036
Hey!
637
00:24:46,070 --> 00:24:48,417
You're the guys
from the neighborhood forum.
638
00:24:48,452 --> 00:24:49,936
I just want to say...
respect.
639
00:24:49,971 --> 00:24:52,249
You guys are, like,
troll royals.
640
00:24:52,283 --> 00:24:53,699
[CHUCKLES]
Uh, who are you?
641
00:24:53,733 --> 00:24:55,148
And, no,
we're not trolls.
642
00:24:55,183 --> 00:24:57,496
[VEHICLE APPROACHING,
TIRES SCREECHING]
643
00:24:59,739 --> 00:25:01,189
[GASPS]
644
00:25:01,223 --> 00:25:02,846
[ENGINE SHUTS OFF]
645
00:25:06,263 --> 00:25:08,610
You son of a bitch.
646
00:25:08,645 --> 00:25:10,301
You defiled my lady!
647
00:25:10,336 --> 00:25:12,303
What?
I did no such thing.
648
00:25:12,338 --> 00:25:15,168
You took my Lucy
out of her closet,
649
00:25:15,203 --> 00:25:16,894
and you pounded
the shit out of her!
650
00:25:16,929 --> 00:25:18,171
Oh!
BEN: Oh, my word!
651
00:25:18,206 --> 00:25:19,518
I mean,
why would I do that?
652
00:25:19,552 --> 00:25:21,243
All my rubbers are gone!
653
00:25:21,278 --> 00:25:23,176
I found two of them
in her poop hole!
654
00:25:23,211 --> 00:25:24,384
Ooh. Geez.
Ugh!
655
00:25:24,419 --> 00:25:26,352
This is a little unusual,
even for us.
656
00:25:26,386 --> 00:25:27,456
Yeah?
Mm-hmm.
657
00:25:27,491 --> 00:25:30,701
Okay! All right, okay.
I'm sorry, okay?
658
00:25:30,736 --> 00:25:33,048
She's just
so dang enchanting,
659
00:25:33,083 --> 00:25:34,878
and I ju...
I lost control of myself.
660
00:25:34,912 --> 00:25:36,431
And...
661
00:25:36,465 --> 00:25:40,849
You made my dog lick
peanut butter off your pecker.
662
00:25:40,884 --> 00:25:42,506
Oh, my God!
663
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:44,059
What the fuck
are you talking about, Ed?
664
00:25:44,094 --> 00:25:45,544
Oh, okay.
Now I get it.
665
00:25:45,578 --> 00:25:47,028
That's the... That's
the peanut butter thing.
666
00:25:47,062 --> 00:25:48,339
Oh, like you don't know.
667
00:25:48,374 --> 00:25:49,927
I mark my peanut butter.
668
00:25:49,962 --> 00:25:51,860
There's a half a jar
missing.
669
00:25:51,895 --> 00:25:54,035
No.
No, I had...
670
00:25:54,069 --> 00:25:56,693
I had some crackers
with peanut butter.
671
00:25:56,727 --> 00:25:58,004
Right.
672
00:25:58,039 --> 00:25:59,247
Look, Ed,
I swear on my mother...
673
00:25:59,281 --> 00:26:01,145
I would never let your dog
lick peanut butter
674
00:26:01,180 --> 00:26:02,906
off of my pecker, Ed.
675
00:26:02,940 --> 00:26:04,701
Let's think about this,
okay?
676
00:26:04,735 --> 00:26:06,668
He's not a machine.
677
00:26:06,703 --> 00:26:08,739
How's he gonna have
anything left for the dog
678
00:26:08,774 --> 00:26:10,741
after what he did to Lucy?
679
00:26:10,776 --> 00:26:11,742
Thank you.
680
00:26:12,881 --> 00:26:14,849
You don't come
near her again.
681
00:26:18,922 --> 00:26:20,544
♪♪
682
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:22,960
Oh, hey.
Thanks for the ashtray.
683
00:26:23,961 --> 00:26:26,964
Well, that was
an eventful evening.
684
00:26:26,999 --> 00:26:28,725
God, it's been
a long time
685
00:26:28,759 --> 00:26:30,381
since I got punched
in the balls.
686
00:26:30,416 --> 00:26:31,762
[CELLPHONE RINGS]Yeah, me too.
687
00:26:31,797 --> 00:26:33,281
My third time in a week.
688
00:26:33,315 --> 00:26:34,869
Fucking hat trick!
689
00:26:34,903 --> 00:26:36,560
[RINGING CONTINUES]
690
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,942
Oh, God.
691
00:26:40,426 --> 00:26:41,738
I gotta take it.
692
00:26:41,772 --> 00:26:44,188
Sorry, guys.
I gotta take this.
693
00:26:44,223 --> 00:26:45,707
[CELLPHONE BEEPS]
694
00:26:45,742 --> 00:26:47,916
Hey, Dad. I'm sorry
I've been
really hard to reach.
695
00:26:47,951 --> 00:26:49,400
I haven't...
696
00:26:49,435 --> 00:26:50,678
Hello?
697
00:26:50,712 --> 00:26:52,472
Who's this?
698
00:26:54,647 --> 00:26:55,752
Uh-huh?
699
00:26:57,788 --> 00:26:59,514
Okay.
700
00:27:02,862 --> 00:27:03,898
Yeah, I'll be there.
701
00:27:05,693 --> 00:27:07,108
[CELLPHONE BEEPS]
702
00:27:07,142 --> 00:27:09,110
Is everything okay,
Loudermilk?
703
00:27:09,144 --> 00:27:11,043
Yeah.
704
00:27:11,077 --> 00:27:12,734
Yeah, I mean...
705
00:27:14,425 --> 00:27:15,599
My dad died.
706
00:27:16,876 --> 00:27:19,879
[FRANZ FERDINAND'S
THE ACADEMY AWARDPLAYS]
707
00:27:19,914 --> 00:27:22,157
♪♪
708
00:27:24,504 --> 00:27:26,783
♪♪
709
00:27:32,305 --> 00:27:33,859
♪ Show me the body
710
00:27:33,893 --> 00:27:36,482
♪ These pictures
will shock you
711
00:27:36,516 --> 00:27:39,968
♪ Love is a drag
we don't need anymore
712
00:27:40,003 --> 00:27:42,281
♪ We don't need to score
713
00:27:42,315 --> 00:27:44,283
♪ Show me the body
714
00:27:44,317 --> 00:27:46,285
♪ 404
715
00:27:46,319 --> 00:27:47,493
♪ Gateway not found
716
00:27:47,527 --> 00:27:50,289
♪ My wife is such a fan
717
00:27:50,323 --> 00:27:52,947
♪ Show me the body
718
00:27:54,293 --> 00:27:58,677
♪ Show me the body now
719
00:27:58,711 --> 00:28:02,991
♪ We're starring
in the movies of our lives
720
00:28:03,026 --> 00:28:06,788
♪ We're starring in the movies of our lives ♪
721
00:28:06,823 --> 00:28:07,789
♪♪
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