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Why don't you spend the night
on the couch tonight?
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Really?
But only if you get back
on the meetings.
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Ooh, yeah, I'll get back
in touch with my group.
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Uh-uh. You're coming
to my meetings.
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Uh, who are you again?
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I'm Carl.
Uh, Allison's boyfriend.
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I think that guy's choking.
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[CHOKING]
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Uh...
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[SNAPS FINGERS]
Dr. Carl.
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Hey.
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[GRUNTS]
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Okay. [GRUNTS]
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[GASPS]
What happened?
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This guy
just saved my life.
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Oh, honey.
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Not him. Him.
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Staying away gave me
time to think about what
I really need.
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Which is...
A life with Carl.
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You're being sued.
For what?
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For breaking
my client's ribs
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while recklessly administering
the Heimlich maneuver
when it wasn't needed.
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Motherfucker.
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[CHICKENS CLUCKING]
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[CLASSICAL MUSIC
PLAYS ON TELEVISION]
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Ach!
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[SHUDDERS]
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[THUDDING]
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
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[THUDDING]
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[GUN CLICKS]
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[CLUCKING]
You girls keep quiet now.
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It's show time,
motherfuckers.
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[BUZZING]
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[CREAKS]
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Ah!
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MAN: Are you all right
down there?
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Fuck off! Who are you?
Where are you from?
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Police. SWAT team.
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We got a signal
someone was down here.
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I repeat.
Are you okay?
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What fucking country
are you from?
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U.S. of A.!
Drop the weapon!
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Drop the weapon!
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It's dropped.
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I-It's dropped.
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How long have you been
down here?
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Um, what's the date?
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July 21, 2001.
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No shit.
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[CHICKENS CLUCKING SOFTLY]
Uh...
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About a year and a half,
give or take.
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S-So what happened?
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With what?
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Y2K, man.
The computer meltdown,
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the planes falling
from the sky,
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nuclear Armageddon.
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What happened?
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[CLUCKING CONTINUES]
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Nothing happened.
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Nothing?
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Not a God damn thing.
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Fuck.
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[GRUNTS]
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Come on, sir.
I got you.
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Ooh.
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You all right? You okay?
Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, shit.
What?
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I forgot the cancel
the fucking newspaper.
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♪♪
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Jesus Christ.
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So, you were down there
for a year and a half.
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What did you do
all that time?
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Uh, wasn't much to do
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except watch videos,
drink moonshine.
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That's when the boozin'
really kicked in.
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I guess I just lost
track of time.
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So, you never thought of
just popping your head up
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to look around?
Maybe watching some TV?
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I had an antenna,
but I lost the signal.
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A-As it turns out,
the neighbor kid mowed
my lawn for me
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and cut the wire.
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I thought
we'd been nuked.
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By who?
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I don't fuckin' know!
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Maybe the Russians,
the Koreans.
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Them Ecuadorians.
Can't trust
those sneaky bastards.
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All right, look,
we all started
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down the road
to addiction somehow.
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We all have
different scars.
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Thanks for
sharing that, Ed.
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I don't know how anyone's
gonna follow that up,
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but, uh,
the floor's open.
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MUGSY: I think I figured out
why I had my slip.
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I, um... I thought things
would start to get better
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after I had a year of
sobriety under my belt.
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You know, the one-year chip,
but, uh, after the fog lifted,
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I was able
to look around
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and see just how shitty
my life really is.
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It took you a year
to figure that out?
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[LAUGHS MOCKINGLY]
LOUDERMILK: Okay, this
is important now.
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Sobriety
is not a magic pill
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that just makes everything
hunky-dory.
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Okay, it's a good thing now
that you're aware of what
a fuck-up you are
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'cause you can work on
fixing yourself
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rather than
walking around numb,
making everything worse.
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Wouldn't it be cool, though,
if there was a magic pill
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that could make
everything better?
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Uh, there is, sort of.
I-It's called ayahuasca.
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It helped my cousin Robert,
uh, find his soul.
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Wh-Wh-What's ayahuasca?
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It's this vine
from South America
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that makes you trip
your balls off
and see spirits and shit.
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Ah! My people have been using
hallucinogenic plants
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as medicine
for centuries now.
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Ayahuasca has been known to
treat all kinds of things...
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Anxiety, addiction, uh,
depression, ED, PTSD.
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My cousin says
it's a miracle drug.
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Did you say ED?
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Okay, I'm sure that
your cousin believes that,
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but these things can be
dangerous,
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especially if you don't know
what you're doing.
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Uh, he knows
what he's doing.
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He's written three books
on ayahuasca.
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Hey, I'm not expert
"plantiologist,"
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but this Air Alaska that...
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This is the sort of thing
I'm looking for.
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Oh, I could put you
in touch with my cuz.
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No, no, no, no.
That's a bad idea, Cloud.
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Mugsy is trying to
quit drugs and alcohol.
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Turning him onto a new one is
not gonna make things better.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, but...
But if you were to decide
to do this,
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Mugsy, maybe I should
come along, you know,
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just in case
you lose your shit
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and try and
fly out a window
or something.
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Thank you, Ed.
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Look, you're both adults,
okay?
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I don't think ayahuasca
is the answer.
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In fact, I know it's not.
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Let's move on
to another topic.
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No, no. I-I-I don't understand
how a date got set, okay?
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I requested a postponement.
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What?
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What do you mean I can only
postpone three times?
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Nobody told me that.
That... That's Draconian.
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What do you...
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So, what... [SIGHS]
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All right, well, what happens
if I don't show up?
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I lose?
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Really?
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All right, okay.
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Yeah, all right, all right.
Fine. Fine.
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Was that jury duty?
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I'm getting sued by,
uh, some guy
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for giving him
the Heimlich maneuver.
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Well, the law never
protects the good Samaritan.
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That's why you always
let the guy choke.
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Good for you.
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Seriously, though,
I cut my teeth
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fighting cases like that
back in Montreal.
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You're from Montreal?
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Yeah, but you kind of missed
the real headline.
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I'm a lawyer.
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I caught that.
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Well, just so you know,
I can be a real pit bull
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when I want to be, and I just
got my law license back.
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Tell you what,
you give me this case,
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I give you
friends and family rate.
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[CLATTER]
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Look, no offense,
New Guy,
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but I-I don't know
if I want you to be my lawyer.
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Why not?
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Well, for starters, I don't
even know your real name.
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All right.
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[WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY]
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You're hired.
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[FOLK POP MUSIC PLAYS
INDISTINCTLY]
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♪♪
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Who's this?
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Why? Do you hate it?
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No, it's...
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It's pretty good.
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Oh, uh,
it's the Ben Rogers Band.
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You want to rip it from me?
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I don't know
how to do that shit.
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Yeah, neither do I.
You know, Claire's coming home
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in about a half-hour,
45 minutes.
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We can just wait for...
Yeah.
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Yeah.
Okay.
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[INDISTINCT SINGING]
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♪ I'm not sitting around
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♪ Just waiting for my life
to start anymore
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♪ No, I'm not slowing down
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♪ No, I'm falling
for the noise
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♪ I fell...
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♪ Oh oh oh-oh
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♪ Oh oh oh-oh
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♪ Oh oh oh-oh,
oh oh oh-oh
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♪ Oh oh oh-oh
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♪ Oh oh oh-oh
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♪ Oh oh oh-oh ♪
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LOUDERMILK: I listened to it
front to back three times.
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There's not a bad song
on there.
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I'm really glad
you like it.
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Ah.
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What's with
the shit-eating grin?
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No, it's just... You know,
it's the first time
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I've been able to turn you on
to a new artist.
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Usually it's the other way
around, right?
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Yeah, how did you
hear about these guys?
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Felix told me about them.
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What?
Mmm-hmm.
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That's surprising.
His taste is spotty at best.
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Wonder if that means
he has it on vinyl.
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Hmm, I guess we should ask.
Hey, Felix.
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Hold on.
Come here for a second.
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What?
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Hey, do you have that, uh,
Ben Rogers Band album
on vinyl?
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You're fucking
with me, right?
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Nope. Loudermilk is a big fan
of the Ben Rogers Band.
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He's been gushing about
the album all morning.
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Haven't you?
Well, I haven't been gushing
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about it, but, hey, uh, yeah,
I find it really refreshing.
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I-I... Uh, I like these guys.
They were confident.
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Hmm.
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You liked my album.
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It's your album now 'cause you
recommended it to Ben?
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No. Felix is
the Ben Rogers Band.
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I don't know
what that means.
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Those are...
Those are his guys.
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You mean his friends?
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No.
Felix is Ben Rogers,
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that's his band,
and you love them.
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You fuckin' love them,
don't you?
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What?
Yeah.
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[LAUGHS]
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Who the fuck picks
"Ben Rogers"
as a stage name?
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That's like a cowboy band.
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I thought my real name
would get made fun of.
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Well, Mellencamp thought that,
too, but he was wrong.
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What's your real name?
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Felix Furbush.
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Yeah, uh, "Ben Rogers,"
th... That's a good call.
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You should be happy
for the guy,
not jealous of his talent.
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I'm not jealous
of Felix, okay?
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Anybody can write
one good album.
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You got your whole life
to write your first album.
250
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Yeah, and six months
to write your second.
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Don Johnson.
252
00:10:09,263 --> 00:10:11,162
[KEYS RATTLE]
Don Henley.
253
00:10:11,196 --> 00:10:12,819
Whatever.
One of The Beach Boys.
254
00:10:12,853 --> 00:10:14,130
Eagles.
255
00:10:14,165 --> 00:10:16,408
Anyway, the point is
that your sophomore effort
256
00:10:16,443 --> 00:10:18,618
is the one that shows whether
you're for real or not.
257
00:10:21,517 --> 00:10:22,622
[DOOR SLAMS SHUT]
258
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,487
I heard you like my band.
259
00:10:26,522 --> 00:10:28,110
Your band?
260
00:10:28,144 --> 00:10:30,664
What are you
talking about?Mmm.
261
00:10:30,699 --> 00:10:33,080
Oh, shit. Don't tell me
you're managing him.
262
00:10:33,115 --> 00:10:36,636
No. Felix asked me
to join them
for some upcoming gigs.
263
00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:37,878
In what capacity?
264
00:10:37,913 --> 00:10:39,604
As part of the band.
265
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,986
Why would Felix do that?
You have no musical talent.
266
00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:43,919
He needs someone
to play percussion.
267
00:10:43,953 --> 00:10:46,300
Oh, Christ. He-He's asking you
to join the band
268
00:10:46,335 --> 00:10:48,095
because he wants
to sleep with you.
269
00:10:49,234 --> 00:10:52,272
So?
W-Welcome to the world
of being a woman.
270
00:10:52,306 --> 00:10:53,756
Oh, okay.
All right, here.
271
00:10:53,791 --> 00:10:55,689
I want to hear you
try and keep a beat.
272
00:10:55,724 --> 00:10:56,966
What?
273
00:10:58,416 --> 00:11:00,176
Give me a good
percussion line.
274
00:11:00,211 --> 00:11:01,281
[SIGHS]
275
00:11:01,315 --> 00:11:02,489
♪ I'm a lazy boy
276
00:11:02,523 --> 00:11:04,215
♪ Always be a lazy boy
277
00:11:04,249 --> 00:11:06,251
♪ I'm a lazy boy
278
00:11:06,286 --> 00:11:07,425
♪ Yes, a lazy boy
279
00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:08,668
♪ Lazy in the evening boy ♪
280
00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:10,324
Okay.
281
00:11:10,359 --> 00:11:13,707
You realize you're
supposed to hit the bowl
in time to the music.
282
00:11:13,742 --> 00:11:15,536
Not always.
I don't even know this song.
283
00:11:15,571 --> 00:11:17,193
[SONG STOPS]
Why do you even care?
284
00:11:17,228 --> 00:11:19,057
Because Felix has
a good thing going,
285
00:11:19,092 --> 00:11:21,370
and I don't want his penis
to fuck it up for him.
286
00:11:21,404 --> 00:11:22,854
I thought
you hated Felix.
287
00:11:22,889 --> 00:11:25,063
No, I don't hate Felix.
I don't hate anybody.
288
00:11:25,098 --> 00:11:26,720
I don't like him
at all.
289
00:11:26,755 --> 00:11:28,135
[SCOFFS]
290
00:11:28,170 --> 00:11:29,861
But it... That...
It's not important, though.
291
00:11:29,896 --> 00:11:33,002
This is a story that is older
than rock 'n' roll itself.
292
00:11:33,037 --> 00:11:37,731
Okay, Linda McCartney,
Yoko Ono, Death Cab
and the New Girl.
293
00:11:37,766 --> 00:11:39,422
The music always suffers.
294
00:11:39,457 --> 00:11:41,321
Are you guys talking
about Zooey Deschanel?
295
00:11:41,355 --> 00:11:42,598
She's amazing.
296
00:11:42,632 --> 00:11:44,013
Yeah, in Elf,
297
00:11:44,048 --> 00:11:45,532
but you gotta know
your limits,
298
00:11:45,566 --> 00:11:47,327
and I'm just telling you
your limits.
299
00:11:47,361 --> 00:11:49,122
You're an asshole.
Fuckin' asshole.
300
00:11:49,156 --> 00:11:50,537
No, I'm a critic.
301
00:11:50,571 --> 00:11:52,056
[MOCKINGLY]
No, I'm a critic.
302
00:11:52,090 --> 00:11:53,609
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
303
00:11:56,681 --> 00:11:57,751
[DOOR OPENS]
304
00:11:58,890 --> 00:12:00,202
Fuck are you doing here?
305
00:12:00,236 --> 00:12:01,755
What the fuck
am I doing here?
306
00:12:01,790 --> 00:12:03,101
We have a court case
to prepare.
307
00:12:03,136 --> 00:12:04,551
What do
we have to prepare?
308
00:12:04,585 --> 00:12:06,277
I thought we were just gonna
kick their ass.
309
00:12:06,311 --> 00:12:07,899
Yeah, that was before
I found out
310
00:12:07,934 --> 00:12:09,694
they have a star witness
who's gonna testify
against you.
311
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,282
What do you mean,
star witness?
312
00:12:11,316 --> 00:12:14,526
Yeah, that's something you
could've told me about
during the deposition.
313
00:12:14,561 --> 00:12:16,494
You never gave me
a deposition.
314
00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:17,771
Semantics.
315
00:12:17,806 --> 00:12:19,842
Loudermilk,
I need to know everything!
316
00:12:19,877 --> 00:12:22,017
Now get the fuck over here!
317
00:12:22,051 --> 00:12:23,570
Here's their magic bullet.
318
00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:25,952
Okay, it's a doctor...
319
00:12:25,986 --> 00:12:27,781
The doctor you had lunch with
that day.
320
00:12:27,816 --> 00:12:29,093
He saw everything.
321
00:12:29,127 --> 00:12:30,646
You've got
to be shitting me.
322
00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:34,201
Dr. Carl is testifying
against me?
323
00:12:34,236 --> 00:12:36,031
What an asshole!
324
00:12:36,065 --> 00:12:38,274
All right, relax for a sec.
I went to the restaurant.
325
00:12:38,309 --> 00:12:39,586
I spoke to your waitress.
326
00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:41,243
She's gonna testify
on your behalf.
327
00:12:41,277 --> 00:12:43,072
Well, good, 'cause she
saw the whole thing.
328
00:12:43,107 --> 00:12:46,282
Yeah, but then again, it's
doctor versus bimbo waitress.
329
00:12:46,317 --> 00:12:48,250
No, no, no.
We need more witnesses.
330
00:12:48,284 --> 00:12:50,286
H-Hold on a second.
Allison was there, right?
331
00:12:50,321 --> 00:12:52,564
Yeah, I-I don't want to bring
Allison into this.
332
00:12:52,599 --> 00:12:54,325
Whoa, whoa,
who's Allison?
333
00:12:54,359 --> 00:12:56,741
My ex... Uh, neighbor.
We had lunch that day.
334
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,156
God damn it, Loudermilk!
335
00:12:58,191 --> 00:13:00,055
Do you want to win
this thing or not?
336
00:13:00,089 --> 00:13:02,057
All right, New Guy,
take it down a notch.
337
00:13:02,091 --> 00:13:03,644
No, I'm not
gonna take it down!
338
00:13:03,679 --> 00:13:05,957
The other side is gonna make
mincemeat out of you
339
00:13:05,992 --> 00:13:07,476
on the stand.
I'm your friend here.
340
00:13:07,510 --> 00:13:09,478
Now tell me
who the fuck is Allison!
341
00:13:09,512 --> 00:13:11,238
She didn't see it
go down,
342
00:13:11,273 --> 00:13:13,827
and she's dating their star
witness, Dr. Mc-Fuck-Face.
343
00:13:13,862 --> 00:13:17,279
No, no, no, no.
We need this broad.
Get me her info.
344
00:13:17,313 --> 00:13:19,384
Check out this text
I just got from Mugsy.
345
00:13:19,419 --> 00:13:23,699
It says, "Ed and I
are doing an ayahuasca
ceremony tonight."
346
00:13:23,733 --> 00:13:26,598
What?
"They've got room for
one more if anyone wants in.
347
00:13:26,633 --> 00:13:28,462
"Don't tell Sourmilk."
Smiley face.
348
00:13:28,497 --> 00:13:29,809
That's you.
[LAUGHS]
349
00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:31,465
All right, well,
fuck those guys.
350
00:13:32,673 --> 00:13:34,606
God damn it.
Give the address.
351
00:13:34,641 --> 00:13:36,816
♪♪
352
00:13:48,897 --> 00:13:50,346
Excuse me.
353
00:13:50,381 --> 00:13:51,761
Can I help you?
354
00:13:51,796 --> 00:13:53,694
Yeah, I'm looking for
the ayahuasca people.
355
00:13:53,729 --> 00:13:55,041
Are you here
for the study?
356
00:13:55,075 --> 00:13:56,283
No, I'm looking for my...
357
00:13:56,318 --> 00:13:57,526
What study?
358
00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,321
Six months ago,
we got the grant
359
00:13:59,355 --> 00:14:01,116
to study the effects
of ayahuasca
360
00:14:01,150 --> 00:14:03,704
on several different mental
and emotional disorders.
361
00:14:03,739 --> 00:14:05,706
So far, we've had
great results.
362
00:14:05,741 --> 00:14:08,295
Two of your lab rats are
recovering addicts.
363
00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:09,745
You know that right?
Yes.
364
00:14:09,779 --> 00:14:12,782
Addiction is one
of the disorders
we're working on treating.
365
00:14:12,817 --> 00:14:14,957
I want to talk to them
before you get going.
366
00:14:20,238 --> 00:14:22,033
[DOOR CLOSES]
367
00:14:23,241 --> 00:14:25,002
Who's the guy
in the dress?
368
00:14:25,036 --> 00:14:26,175
ROBERT: That's the shaman.
369
00:14:26,210 --> 00:14:27,590
LOUDERMILK: Seriously?
370
00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:29,247
Doesn't he work
at the farmer's market?
371
00:14:29,282 --> 00:14:31,387
Hey, we do what we can
to get by.
372
00:14:33,113 --> 00:14:34,494
Let me get this straight.
373
00:14:34,528 --> 00:14:38,187
You're gonna give them
hallucinogenic drugs
and then lock them in a room
374
00:14:38,222 --> 00:14:40,189
with a guy
who sells organic tamales?
375
00:14:40,224 --> 00:14:42,536
We can't have them
wandering the streets.
376
00:14:43,606 --> 00:14:45,781
Oh, Jesus Christ.
377
00:14:49,198 --> 00:14:50,510
Mugsy, Ed.
378
00:14:50,544 --> 00:14:52,408
Loudermilk, holy shit.
379
00:14:52,443 --> 00:14:54,031
Are you gonna trip
with us?
380
00:14:54,065 --> 00:14:56,343
No, I'm gonna talk some sense
into your heads.
381
00:14:56,378 --> 00:14:57,931
Why would you do this?
382
00:14:57,966 --> 00:14:59,415
I got my reasons.
383
00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:01,590
And for me, I-I've tried
everything I can think of
384
00:15:01,624 --> 00:15:03,005
to feel better,
and nothing works.
385
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:04,455
Look, I'm telling you,
386
00:15:04,489 --> 00:15:07,354
the hallucinogenic drugs are
not the answer, okay?
387
00:15:07,389 --> 00:15:09,425
I got a friend.
He took peyote all the time.
388
00:15:09,460 --> 00:15:10,910
Fried his brain.
389
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:13,050
He was the guy that lead
the marketing team
390
00:15:13,084 --> 00:15:14,775
that changed IHOP's
name to IHOb.
391
00:15:14,810 --> 00:15:16,605
The fuck
was he thinking?
392
00:15:16,639 --> 00:15:19,470
That's what I'm saying,
the shit messes with
your brain chemistry.
393
00:15:19,504 --> 00:15:21,230
You could trigger
schizophrenia.
394
00:15:21,265 --> 00:15:23,094
You could trigger
bipolar disorder.
395
00:15:23,129 --> 00:15:25,648
Guys, come on, take the
electrodes off your head.
396
00:15:25,683 --> 00:15:27,892
Let's go grab a cup
of coffee or something.
397
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,652
Okay.
398
00:15:29,687 --> 00:15:33,311
Excuse me. Sir, we're
gonna need you to
come out of this room.
399
00:15:33,346 --> 00:15:35,244
Fine, but my friends
are coming with me.
400
00:15:35,279 --> 00:15:37,281
Being here
is the best place for them.
401
00:15:37,315 --> 00:15:39,524
At least until the drugs
wear off.
402
00:15:39,559 --> 00:15:42,942
[GRUNTING, VOMITING]
403
00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:46,946
You took it already.
404
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,878
Ah, yeah.
About a half-hour ago.
405
00:15:48,913 --> 00:15:50,294
[SPITS]
406
00:15:50,328 --> 00:15:53,124
Oh, God. I don't
feel right, Loudermilk.
407
00:15:53,159 --> 00:15:55,161
I don't feel right at all.
408
00:15:55,195 --> 00:15:58,026
That shit
you were talking about
is starting to trigger.
409
00:15:58,060 --> 00:16:02,582
I'm starting to feel
that paranoid schizophrenic
Polar Express!
410
00:16:02,616 --> 00:16:04,411
What did you say to him?
Oh, my God.
411
00:16:04,446 --> 00:16:06,137
You're sending him
down a dark path.
412
00:16:06,172 --> 00:16:07,276
Nothing.
I didn't say...
413
00:16:07,311 --> 00:16:08,795
[SCREAMS]
Hey.
414
00:16:08,829 --> 00:16:10,693
What the... Holy shit!
What are you, a tree?
415
00:16:10,728 --> 00:16:12,178
Everything's gonna be fine.
416
00:16:12,212 --> 00:16:13,558
No!
Deep breaths.
417
00:16:13,593 --> 00:16:15,733
Happy thoughts.
No happy thoughts.
418
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,977
IHOb? I want pancakes!
419
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,737
All right.
You can still get pancakes.
420
00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:21,325
They didn't
take it off the menu.
421
00:16:21,359 --> 00:16:23,327
You just have
more choices now.
422
00:16:23,361 --> 00:16:25,708
Listen, I-I-I got
another buddy, okay.
423
00:16:25,743 --> 00:16:28,297
He dropped acid every weekend
for 10 years.
424
00:16:28,332 --> 00:16:30,644
He's running a successful
tech company.
425
00:16:30,679 --> 00:16:33,302
A tech... I'm not qualified
to run a tech company!
426
00:16:33,337 --> 00:16:35,995
Could you please get
that man out of there?
427
00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:38,376
I don't want burgers!
I want pancakes!
428
00:16:38,411 --> 00:16:39,860
And I don't want
technology!
429
00:16:39,895 --> 00:16:42,035
Someone else
would run the company.
430
00:16:42,070 --> 00:16:43,036
You...
Pancakes!
431
00:16:43,899 --> 00:16:45,556
[MUGSY LAUGHS]
432
00:16:47,075 --> 00:16:49,180
...Flying!
433
00:16:49,215 --> 00:16:50,319
Holy shit!
434
00:16:50,354 --> 00:16:51,527
Mugsy's losing his shit
in there.
435
00:16:51,562 --> 00:16:53,805
We got to help him.
He's fine.
436
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:56,153
He's on an inward journey
of self discovery.
437
00:16:56,187 --> 00:16:57,533
That's not always pretty.
438
00:16:57,568 --> 00:17:02,228
Shit!
Everything is beautiful, man!
439
00:17:02,262 --> 00:17:03,815
Right?
440
00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:05,196
Everything is beautiful.
441
00:17:05,231 --> 00:17:06,922
Things are
lighting up, man.
442
00:17:06,956 --> 00:17:10,477
It's like a Christmas tree
on the Fourth of July!
443
00:17:10,512 --> 00:17:12,031
He's mixing his metaphors.
Can you...
444
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:14,585
Hey, Mugsy.
How you doing there, buddy?
445
00:17:14,619 --> 00:17:16,518
Y-You're gonna be
okay, Mugs.
446
00:17:16,966 --> 00:17:18,520
God?
447
00:17:18,554 --> 00:17:20,763
God, is that you?
448
00:17:20,798 --> 00:17:22,731
Because I've been trying
to be a good boy.
449
00:17:22,765 --> 00:17:26,148
Mugsy, it's...
No, it's not God.
It's Loudermilk.
450
00:17:26,183 --> 00:17:28,116
[LAUGHS]
451
00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:30,842
Loudermilk, you are God!
452
00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:34,398
We're all God
if we want to be, man.
453
00:17:34,432 --> 00:17:35,433
[LAUGHS]
454
00:17:35,882 --> 00:17:38,195
Hey. Hey, man.
455
00:17:38,229 --> 00:17:40,024
Loudermilk,
can you come here?
456
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,577
'Cause I need a hug.
457
00:17:41,612 --> 00:17:44,442
You're gonna be okay,
all right?
You just gotta relax.
458
00:17:44,477 --> 00:17:49,275
No! Because I'm a fuck-up,
and I'm nothing like God!
459
00:17:49,309 --> 00:17:53,210
And it's never been more clear
since I took this devil drug.
460
00:17:53,244 --> 00:17:54,694
You're not a fuck-up.
461
00:17:54,728 --> 00:17:58,111
Y-You're an alcoholic
who's trying to do
the right thing, all right?
462
00:17:58,146 --> 00:18:01,494
Just like God would do
if God was an alcoholic.
463
00:18:01,528 --> 00:18:04,152
You want to see a fuck-up?
Look at me.
464
00:18:04,186 --> 00:18:06,568
I'm a middle-aged guy who
cleans floors at a bank.
465
00:18:06,602 --> 00:18:08,052
Okay, shut up!
466
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,950
Okay, it's always about you.
467
00:18:09,985 --> 00:18:11,883
It's always about you. We get it.
468
00:18:11,918 --> 00:18:14,265
You lost your wife and you lost your job,
469
00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:16,923
and blah, blah, blah!
470
00:18:16,957 --> 00:18:21,410
So, stop moping,
and start growing.
471
00:18:21,445 --> 00:18:23,171
Growing how?
472
00:18:23,205 --> 00:18:27,485
Maybe if you stopped
focusing on yourself
for once, huh?
473
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:34,216
Maybe if just once just
think about some other
person just...
474
00:18:34,251 --> 00:18:37,771
Just once in your life,
and I promise you,
things will get better
475
00:18:38,703 --> 00:18:41,396
because we're all part
of the same thing.
476
00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:43,398
And quit pretending
that you're not!
477
00:18:48,023 --> 00:18:50,129
♪♪
478
00:18:53,201 --> 00:18:57,032
Here, drink this.
You need to wake up.
You look like shit.
479
00:18:57,066 --> 00:18:59,172
No, I don't trust
that stuff.
480
00:18:59,207 --> 00:19:01,070
[SCOFFS]
481
00:19:01,105 --> 00:19:03,003
[SLURPS]
482
00:19:06,006 --> 00:19:08,492
I like to recreate
the kick in the nuts
I used to get from meth.
483
00:19:16,914 --> 00:19:19,951
I used to do some of my best
work on stimulants...
484
00:19:19,986 --> 00:19:22,437
Till I did my worst work.
485
00:19:22,471 --> 00:19:24,611
Ah, fuck, I wish
I hadn't drank that.
486
00:19:25,474 --> 00:19:26,786
[DOOR OPENS]
487
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,790
What are they
doing here?
488
00:19:30,824 --> 00:19:33,033
Oh, they just wanted to
come and support us.
489
00:19:33,068 --> 00:19:34,725
Where are
our witnesses?
490
00:19:34,759 --> 00:19:36,036
Oh, right,
I meant to tell you.
491
00:19:36,071 --> 00:19:38,177
You know, o-our waitress,
she couldn't get anybody
492
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:39,868
to cover her shift,
but don't worry.
493
00:19:39,902 --> 00:19:41,352
Allison should be here
any minute.
494
00:19:41,387 --> 00:19:43,975
But... God, I told you
not to involve her.
495
00:19:44,010 --> 00:19:45,908
BAILIFF: All rise.
496
00:19:45,943 --> 00:19:48,739
The honorable
Judge Jacob Reynolds
presiding.
497
00:19:53,261 --> 00:19:54,572
[CLEARS THROAT]
498
00:19:54,607 --> 00:19:56,022
Be seated, everyone.
499
00:20:02,062 --> 00:20:03,236
Attorneys, please rise.
500
00:20:04,962 --> 00:20:07,930
We're not looking to waste
the court's time, Your Honor,
so I'll make this quick.
501
00:20:08,621 --> 00:20:10,485
My client sustained injuries
502
00:20:10,519 --> 00:20:14,178
as a result
of Mr. Loudermilk's
wanton actions,
503
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,594
and now we're simply
seeking compensation
504
00:20:16,629 --> 00:20:19,010
for medical bills
and missed work.
505
00:20:19,045 --> 00:20:21,047
It's an open-and-shut case,
Your Honor,
506
00:20:21,081 --> 00:20:23,049
and we're perfectly happy
to settle.
507
00:20:23,636 --> 00:20:25,362
NEW GUY:
"Open-and-shut."
508
00:20:25,396 --> 00:20:27,018
You know what else would be
open-and-shut?
509
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,021
The plaintiff's
oversized casket
510
00:20:30,056 --> 00:20:32,748
if my client hadn't been
in the restaurant that day!
511
00:20:32,783 --> 00:20:34,543
[ARGUING]
Order!
512
00:20:34,578 --> 00:20:36,649
[ARGUING STOPS]
513
00:20:36,683 --> 00:20:38,927
I take it this means
you're not settling?
514
00:20:38,961 --> 00:20:42,379
Hell, no. This whole
court case is a sham
and a money grab.
515
00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:44,864
It's an insult
to the justice system
516
00:20:44,898 --> 00:20:48,108
we all swore an oath to,
and you know it!
517
00:20:48,143 --> 00:20:50,870
Now, my client, he may
have a checkered past,
518
00:20:50,904 --> 00:20:54,460
littered with drugs, alcohol,
and God knows what else,
519
00:20:54,494 --> 00:20:56,807
but this man is a true hero
520
00:20:56,841 --> 00:20:59,292
who stepped up
when nobody else would.
521
00:20:59,327 --> 00:21:02,399
Let's tone down
the histrionics, counsel.
522
00:21:02,433 --> 00:21:04,470
He'll get an opportunity
to prove that.
523
00:21:04,504 --> 00:21:06,506
[CALMLY] Okay, thank you for
those comforting words, sir,
524
00:21:06,541 --> 00:21:08,922
and I'll also prove
beyond a reasonable doubt that
525
00:21:08,957 --> 00:21:10,786
[SHOUTING] that man is an
ungrateful prick
526
00:21:10,821 --> 00:21:12,374
for suing my client!
527
00:21:12,857 --> 00:21:14,203
Language, counsel!
528
00:21:14,238 --> 00:21:17,241
[CALMLY] Oh, I'm sorry.
Uh, ungrateful penis.
529
00:21:18,622 --> 00:21:21,280
Now, I'm understanding
that there was a doctor
530
00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:22,488
in the restaurant
when this happened?
531
00:21:22,522 --> 00:21:23,972
LAWYER: Yes, Your Honor.
Uh, in fact
532
00:21:24,006 --> 00:21:25,939
he's on his way
into the courtroom right now.
533
00:21:25,974 --> 00:21:27,562
Sorry I'm late.
534
00:21:27,596 --> 00:21:31,290
I was taking a nine-volt
battery of a seven-year-old
boy's lower intestine.
535
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,050
[APPLAUSE]
536
00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:34,983
No, objection!
537
00:21:35,017 --> 00:21:36,812
I want that stricken
from the record.
538
00:21:36,847 --> 00:21:39,712
Overruled, but noted.
539
00:21:39,746 --> 00:21:43,612
And as a trained professional,
I was taking all appropriate
precautions,
540
00:21:43,647 --> 00:21:46,684
taking my time
to assess the situation.
541
00:21:46,719 --> 00:21:49,894
Another five seconds,
and I would've got up
to do what needed to be done.
542
00:21:49,929 --> 00:21:51,931
Properly.
543
00:21:51,965 --> 00:21:53,691
This guy is
fucking us in the ass.
544
00:21:53,726 --> 00:21:55,141
The judge looks like he wants
to suck him off
545
00:21:55,175 --> 00:21:56,487
right here
in the courtroom.
546
00:21:56,522 --> 00:21:58,282
I beg your pardon,
counsel?
547
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,008
I kindly ask to be given
some privacy
548
00:22:00,042 --> 00:22:01,768
when conferring
with my client, Your Honor.
549
00:22:03,632 --> 00:22:05,979
[WHISPERING] We need to go
scorched earth
on this motherfucker
550
00:22:06,014 --> 00:22:08,188
or else you're gonna end up
owing him six figures.
551
00:22:08,223 --> 00:22:10,674
[WHISPERING] Six figures?
Jesus Christ.
552
00:22:10,708 --> 00:22:12,434
Look, just do
what you gotta do.
553
00:22:12,469 --> 00:22:14,781
You sure? 'Cause if you let me
take the cuffs off,
554
00:22:14,816 --> 00:22:16,335
there might be
some forest fires
555
00:22:16,369 --> 00:22:18,129
you might need to
put out right after.
556
00:22:18,164 --> 00:22:19,648
Fuck's sake.
Just do your thing.
557
00:22:19,683 --> 00:22:21,547
I don't have any money
to pay this douchebag.
558
00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:25,482
Hey. Sorry I'm late.
Hey, hi.
559
00:22:25,516 --> 00:22:28,450
Carl feels really bad
about being here, but...
560
00:22:28,485 --> 00:22:29,934
Yeah, well, he should.
He's an asshole.
561
00:22:29,969 --> 00:22:31,488
Well, he was subpoenaed.
562
00:22:33,766 --> 00:22:36,665
[NORMAL VOICE] Your Honor,
this witness has a grudge
563
00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:40,289
against my client,
therefore his
testimony is tainted.
564
00:22:40,324 --> 00:22:41,739
Why would I have
a grudge?
565
00:22:42,947 --> 00:22:45,156
Yes, I-I-I don't follow,
Mr. Goldbaum.
566
00:22:45,191 --> 00:22:49,989
Well, let the record show
that my client was having
vigorous sex
567
00:22:50,023 --> 00:22:52,025
with the doctor's
girlfriend!
568
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:53,855
[MURMURING]
569
00:22:57,962 --> 00:22:59,412
You slept with him?
570
00:22:59,447 --> 00:23:02,104
No.
No, I-I just, uh...
571
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:04,900
Well, I-I-I...
572
00:23:04,935 --> 00:23:06,212
Oh, Jesus.
573
00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:09,215
I knew it. I knew it.
574
00:23:09,249 --> 00:23:11,010
That's why you've been
acting so weird.
575
00:23:11,044 --> 00:23:12,529
I haven't been acting weird.
576
00:23:12,563 --> 00:23:16,705
Excuse me! Perhaps you two
could discuss this
577
00:23:16,740 --> 00:23:17,913
when the proceedings
are over.
578
00:23:17,948 --> 00:23:19,398
From what I understand,
579
00:23:19,432 --> 00:23:22,366
my client gave it to her
real good, Your Honor.
580
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:25,542
Multiple times
every which way.That's not true.
581
00:23:25,576 --> 00:23:27,371
[LAUGHS]
It was good,
582
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:31,271
but it was one time
in coup... Couple of ways.
583
00:23:31,306 --> 00:23:33,308
[SCOFFS]
You know what? Screw it.
584
00:23:33,342 --> 00:23:37,623
I don't need this shit.
I have patients to tend to.
585
00:23:43,491 --> 00:23:47,598
You're lucky people's lives
depend on these hands.
586
00:23:47,633 --> 00:23:51,084
Yeah, except when they're
choking in a restaurant,
you fucking charlatan!
587
00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:52,741
Jesus Christ.
588
00:23:53,155 --> 00:23:55,123
I...
589
00:23:55,157 --> 00:23:56,849
I swear I didn't tell
him to do that.
590
00:23:56,883 --> 00:23:58,298
[DOOR CLOSES]
591
00:23:58,333 --> 00:24:00,404
[CALMLY] Oh, you must
be that Allison
everyone's talking about.
592
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:02,544
And how are you today?
593
00:24:02,579 --> 00:24:04,891
Un-fucking-believable.
594
00:24:04,926 --> 00:24:06,893
[SCOFFS]
595
00:24:08,343 --> 00:24:10,966
Without Dr. Reed's testimony,
596
00:24:11,001 --> 00:24:14,418
the court has no choice
but to find in favor
of the defendant.
597
00:24:16,006 --> 00:24:17,421
[APPLAUSE]
598
00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:18,871
Okay, let's go.
599
00:24:18,905 --> 00:24:20,597
Okay. It's over?
600
00:24:20,631 --> 00:24:22,461
Who told you
I was sleeping
with her?
601
00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:24,808
Well, I warned you I was gonna
turn over every stone.
602
00:24:24,842 --> 00:24:26,326
Who told you?
603
00:24:26,361 --> 00:24:28,639
Claire may have
let it slip out
during her deposition.
604
00:24:28,674 --> 00:24:31,193
Do you even know
what a deposition is?
605
00:24:31,228 --> 00:24:33,610
Yeah, it's when somebody tells
you shit in the kitchen.
606
00:24:38,373 --> 00:24:40,375
I'm back!
607
00:24:40,409 --> 00:24:42,757
CISCO: I didn't know you
had it in you, Loudermilk.
608
00:24:42,791 --> 00:24:45,622
That chick was
banging hot, dude.
609
00:24:45,656 --> 00:24:47,658
First of all,
do me a favor...
610
00:24:47,693 --> 00:24:49,798
Mugsy, are you
all right over there?
611
00:24:51,835 --> 00:24:53,871
Yeah, man.
I-I'm just...
612
00:24:53,906 --> 00:24:58,151
I'm still seeing a weird,
glowing light around
everything.
613
00:24:58,186 --> 00:25:00,533
But, uh, they said
that was supposed to go away
614
00:25:00,568 --> 00:25:02,190
in a... In a few weeks.
615
00:25:03,709 --> 00:25:05,158
Or not.
616
00:25:07,713 --> 00:25:10,854
Ed? Is that you?
617
00:25:10,888 --> 00:25:12,890
Oh, yeah.
See?
618
00:25:12,925 --> 00:25:16,169
One ayahuasca trip,
and he's a whole new man.
619
00:25:16,204 --> 00:25:20,484
No, no, no. This suit is new.
The man inside is not.
620
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:24,626
I ended up spending the night
in a jail cell.
621
00:25:24,661 --> 00:25:27,629
Got to go see a judge
this afternoon.
622
00:25:27,664 --> 00:25:28,975
Well, trust me,
Eddie, baby,
623
00:25:29,010 --> 00:25:30,874
that's gonna help
a lot in court.
624
00:25:30,908 --> 00:25:33,221
You got to be kidding.
Ed, you hired him?
625
00:25:33,255 --> 00:25:35,223
Why not?
I'm on a roll.
626
00:25:35,257 --> 00:25:36,465
We're gonna sue
the fuckin' balls
627
00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:39,020
off that study
for not properly
containing him.
628
00:25:39,054 --> 00:25:41,229
He could've been killed trying
to have sex with that car.
629
00:25:41,263 --> 00:25:43,334
ED: Don't judge.
630
00:25:43,369 --> 00:25:46,579
It was one of them
new curvy Mustangs.
631
00:25:47,891 --> 00:25:50,859
Hey, Cloud, we're gonna take
your cousin for all he's got.
632
00:25:50,894 --> 00:25:52,896
We're gonna
fucking destroy him!
633
00:25:56,451 --> 00:25:58,557
♪♪
634
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:06,392
What are you working on
over there?
635
00:26:06,426 --> 00:26:09,706
Oh, Felix said I could write
some lyrics for the band.
636
00:26:09,740 --> 00:26:12,916
Oh, my God. He's letting you
write lyrics now?
637
00:26:12,950 --> 00:26:15,470
See, this is how
it starts.
638
00:26:15,504 --> 00:26:18,784
And the next thing you know,
you're screeching into a mic
at the top of your lungs
639
00:26:18,818 --> 00:26:21,752
and telling Felix
that he doesn't need
Ringo, George, and Paul.
640
00:26:21,787 --> 00:26:23,858
Oh, I don't know.
I quite like the one
641
00:26:23,892 --> 00:26:25,135
you read me about
the little tree
642
00:26:25,169 --> 00:26:26,619
that didn't get enough
sunshine and water.
643
00:26:26,654 --> 00:26:28,103
That sounds terrible.
644
00:26:28,138 --> 00:26:30,589
It's a metaphor
for not getting
what we need in life.
645
00:26:31,313 --> 00:26:34,075
Oh!
I didn't get that.
646
00:26:34,109 --> 00:26:38,597
I'll give you $100
if you didn't rhyme the words
"tree" and "free."
647
00:26:43,567 --> 00:26:45,465
Fuck you!
Yep.
648
00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:47,398
I'd like to see you write
a song. It's not easy.
649
00:26:47,433 --> 00:26:50,263
I have written songs.
Parts of songs, anyway.
650
00:26:50,298 --> 00:26:51,817
You remember
Marcy Playground?
651
00:26:51,851 --> 00:26:53,473
Fuck, yes, I remember
Marcy Playground.
652
00:26:53,508 --> 00:26:56,960
I was the guy in 1995
that told John Wozniak
653
00:26:56,994 --> 00:26:59,307
it smelled like sex and candy
in his tour van.
654
00:26:59,341 --> 00:27:00,619
Wh-What?
655
00:27:00,653 --> 00:27:02,517
Yeah.
Dude, that's a great song.
656
00:27:02,551 --> 00:27:03,932
Thank you.
Okay, you guys
657
00:27:03,967 --> 00:27:05,762
are gonna have to finish
this convo without me
658
00:27:05,796 --> 00:27:07,971
because I am going to my very
first band practice.
659
00:27:08,005 --> 00:27:09,455
Okay, break a leg.
Thank you.
660
00:27:11,181 --> 00:27:13,528
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
661
00:27:13,562 --> 00:27:15,116
You shouldn't encourage her.
662
00:27:15,150 --> 00:27:17,463
Oh, come on. She's putting
herself out there,
trying something new.
663
00:27:17,497 --> 00:27:18,671
There's nothing
wrong with that.
664
00:27:18,706 --> 00:27:20,777
Hey, you got any more
Marcy Playground stories?
665
00:27:30,165 --> 00:27:31,995
Hey, you made it.
Hey.
666
00:27:32,029 --> 00:27:33,962
Uh, Claire,
these are the boys.
667
00:27:33,997 --> 00:27:35,999
Hi.
Boys, this is Claire.
668
00:27:36,033 --> 00:27:39,312
Um, why don't we start from
the beginning of Steady
669
00:27:39,347 --> 00:27:40,969
and just grab
the tambourine.
670
00:27:41,004 --> 00:27:42,833
Come in whenever
you're feeling it.
671
00:27:42,868 --> 00:27:45,077
Cool.
Cool.
672
00:27:45,111 --> 00:27:47,079
[GUITAR PLAYS]
673
00:27:47,113 --> 00:27:51,117
♪♪
674
00:27:58,953 --> 00:28:01,058
[PERCUSSION JOINS]
675
00:28:01,093 --> 00:28:05,684
♪ I got street cred Gunpowder-gray eyes
676
00:28:05,718 --> 00:28:07,962
♪ And a...
677
00:28:07,996 --> 00:28:09,826
♪♪
678
00:28:09,860 --> 00:28:14,106
♪ Six pounds of state jewelry on my ankles and wrists
679
00:28:14,140 --> 00:28:18,179
♪♪
680
00:28:18,213 --> 00:28:20,975
Maybe just play it
a little less
now that I'm singing.
681
00:28:21,009 --> 00:28:22,735
Okay.
It's good.
682
00:28:22,770 --> 00:28:25,773
♪♪
683
00:28:25,807 --> 00:28:30,018
♪ I'm just looking for a place to spend the rest of my sins
684
00:28:30,053 --> 00:28:33,642
♪ Before the jig is up and I can go home
685
00:28:33,677 --> 00:28:35,092
♪ And it's a...
686
00:28:35,127 --> 00:28:36,715
[SCREECHES]
687
00:28:38,371 --> 00:28:40,339
♪♪
688
00:28:43,204 --> 00:28:48,002
♪ We ain't living We're just trying to survive
689
00:28:48,036 --> 00:28:51,764
♪♪
690
00:28:51,799 --> 00:28:55,664
♪ Uptown, loaded, and let down
691
00:28:55,699 --> 00:28:59,082
♪ And vanished in the air
692
00:28:59,116 --> 00:29:04,915
♪ And we're steady
going nowhere
693
00:29:04,950 --> 00:29:06,779
♪♪
694
00:29:06,814 --> 00:29:09,678
♪ Where's your smile?
Then draw the blinds
695
00:29:09,713 --> 00:29:12,992
♪ And then pull back
the covers
696
00:29:13,027 --> 00:29:15,063
♪♪
697
00:29:15,098 --> 00:29:17,548
♪ Said "It's been nice
being friends
698
00:29:17,583 --> 00:29:21,380
♪ "Now can we just be lovers?"
699
00:29:21,414 --> 00:29:22,968
♪♪
700
00:29:23,002 --> 00:29:25,729
♪ Well, it's hard
being a pimp
701
00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:30,907
♪ Can I cower 'neath
the concrete sun?
702
00:29:30,941 --> 00:29:34,255
♪ You can get
a lethal injection
in the Sunshine State
703
00:29:34,289 --> 00:29:38,431
♪ Or an alley down
on Hastings Street
704
00:29:38,466 --> 00:29:41,296
♪ And it's a... ♪
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